>>1257127
>...Calm down... You have a lovely wife who doesn't want you pissed off... (Calm down and become a little unhappy, and lose opinion with Flames and Solaire... Chrysoula's work happiness might decrease over time though...)

>>1257127
Wait.
Hold on.
One second.

Weren't we dealing with humans and their racism?
And I thought the construction workers where werewolves

I'm going to wait a while longer anons.

>>1257247
Mind if I ask why you want to calm down?

>>1257247
Oh and another question.
Anon why should we ignore this problem?

>>1257270
Just have Ren calm the fuck down

>>1257265
Well, the construction workers are werewolves and humans, but most are werewolves.

Also, anons got sidetracked after de-radicalizing the Draconia Firma and the whole dealing with racism thing I was planning to do after this.

>>1257290
Hm.
>Calm down.
But let's not ignore the problem.
We should try to help chrysoula...
Actually I have an idea

We funded a orc blacksmith right?
Maybe we should call in a favor?

You decide to calm down... But not necessarily ignore the problem.

Roll me a 1d20+3 (-1 from alcohol) to calm down. If this is a failure, for the rest of the week Renexizious might have a hair-trigger on anger.

+3 if you can find a way to destress and calm down. (+1 if it's either lustfully or being extremely loving to Chrysoula)
+1 if you can attempt to apologize for being so angry and rage-filled. (+1 if you can try to be worried about her after this and try to have her less scared about your anger.)
+1 if you can be a bit barbaric and uncivilized after this.

Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1257315

Rolled 9 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1257315
Pull her close and cuddle.
And rub her horns and take some deep breaths.

>I'm sorry if I worried you for a bit. It's just aggravating don't you think.


Release a nice long belch.
Get out the tension.

Allowing samefagging if you can be a bit more barbaric and civilized, and try to destress further.

Rolled 14 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1257364
Pass gas.
Drink more.
Sink deeper into the nice hot tub.
Smash the beer cans against our foreheads to crush them.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

14+8=22

Success!

You pull her close to you and you cuddle...

"I'm sorry if I worried you for a bit. It's just aggravating..."

You rub her horns, and take some deep breaths... After a bit of cuddling, you drink even more, and you let out a belch...

Chrysoula giggles a bit at that, and the two of you drink some more mead... Both of you gradually become a bit more intoxicated.

"Y-you know, thanks for getting angry for me... I-I think it's n-nice for you care..."

"Yeah... Hang on..."

You order a second slave to bring you more alcohol, and you sink deeper into the hot tub... You decide against smashing the beer glasses against your face, as glass typically hurts and you'd rather not be in a pool with glass shards.

After a bit of relaxation and trying to calm down, the slave comes back with another plate full of mead, and he puts it on a table next to the bathtub...

"S-sir? T-the chief servant wanted me to tell you some things..." The slave says. You sigh, getting up from the bubbly surface of the bath...

"What? Make it good..."

"Erh... Your wife is..."

"Which one?"

"The erh... Scaly one. The dragon."

"Ah, Elizabeth... You must be from... Where?"

"I-I'm from Valkastad sir. A-a-a town you raid, sir."

"Ah... I have no idea where that is. Now, what the fuck do you want? I'm busy."

"Erh... Your wife Elizabeth is erh... Well, she wanted to tell you to leave the bath in "pristine condition."

"Why?'

"In... I think she said thirty-five minutes she was going to take a bath to "recuperate from being embarrassed" or something. And she apparently wants it alone without you."

"Oh, I see... Well, maybe. Now, what else?"

"Erh... Your uh... Brother's here. Your mother's sent a request that you come to her... And erh, for Charlemagne's return Revenaris and Joan are staying for a bit..."

"I see... Joan? She moved?"

"Oh... Right... Hang on..."

The slave gets out a piece of paper.

"She's living in England and attending military schooling there."

"Oh... That's interesting... Now, what else?"

"Your uh... Well... Renexizia's has been extremely bored and... Well..."

Oh god.

Ignore my rolling.

>>1257475
Hm.
Interesting.
A 20?
We should be fine.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

"Alright. So what did she do?"

"Erh... She sort of... She's uh..."

He looks at the document closely...

"Well... Apparently she's... Well... Apparently she's broken into the Louvre in France and personally ate most of the paintings there before kidnapping twelve artists during an exhibit and enslaving them, then eating seven more artists... And setting the abstract art section of the Louvre on fire, along with eating most if not all of the artwork in the museum before hanging up "superior art" such as works from Revenaris and leaving Leonardo di Vinci's paintings alone... She's erh... However being regarded as a national hero in France after it was... Discovered that most of the paintings were actually faked and were stolen; after she made a comment regarding how they tasted like "paper" and were clearly fake, apparently the artists she ate were considered to be abstract artists and were largely despised by the public, and the artists she kidnapped are making more paintings, which has actually endeared her to many fans of the painters... And erh... Apparently the only part of the museum which burned down was the abstract part of the museum, which held the original paintings..."

The slave continues on.

Your family's PR in France has slightly increased, and so has Renexizia's fame and PR.

Ignore my rolling.

>>1257545
>Renexizia ate all the degenerate art
Nice. Hopefully she ate Pablo Picasso as well.

>>1257563
Can abstract even be degenerate?

"...Renexizia also apparently left most of the classical and romanticist art intact though; mostly pre-17th century art, and left the ancient artwork exhibit completely and utterly intact, and ate an entirely different museum of Foreign Art and Culture, building, staff, and everyone inside; sparing only the Oriental art wing, which she left intact... Called everyone who even liked the African and Muslim exhibits as having "shit taste", and has... Offended quite a few Africans and Muslims..."

"Oh."

"Erh... Apparently she's being called racist now..."

Renexizia's opinion among Africans and Muslims has plummuted, and your PR among them has been reduced greatly.

"So uh... Is that it?"

"Erh... Well..."

Roll me a 1d20. Only one roll though. Anything below fifteen means she continues rampaging. Anything above fifteen means she's content for now.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1257602

Rolled 6 (1d10)

Excuse me while I roll for where Renexizia's rampage takes her next.

1=England.
2=Italy
3=Moracco
4=Denmark
5=Switzerland
6=Luxembourg
7=Austria
8=Scotland
9=Ireland
10=Spain

Well...

"Luxembourg, sir."

"...Luxembourg. She's raided Luxembourg."

"Erh..."

Roll me a 1d20+8 to see how fucked Luxembourg is in damages.

Also, if anons can somehow think of something for Renexizia to either want, nom, destroy, have fun, or be angry about in Luxembourg, then the damage zone will be reduced to that.

Also, how do anons feel about Renexizia's rampage so far?

Rolled 15 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1257625
We should take her out more.
And get khorne to undo her taint.
When we made the deal he never said our kids would be affected by it.
plus he owes us considering we also never had allowing his cults in our world as part of the deal.


And have her focus on food and butter factories.

Rolled 3 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1257625
I like it for now at least.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

15+8=23

Good Success!

"Well... Renexizia apparently ate most of the butter and food factories in Luxembourg. And the contents."

"...Why?"

"She apparently was hungry. And she felt like it... She also apparently caused quite a bit of unemployment and the Luxembourgs want four million in reparations."

"Damn."

"Erh... She also slid through the streets covered in butter, stole some jewelry... Apparently broke into a few banks, then promptly demanded to the Luxembourg council that they declare her Queen of Luxembourg, hand over their entire supplies of butter, any and all artwork that she doesn't like... Erh... Also apparently demanded a festival in her honor..."

Ignore my rolling.

>>1257678
Ya know.
Now that I look at islamic art.
It's not that bad.
Glasswork is pretty fucking nice

"She also uh... As her first and only act as the "Queen of Luxembourg" was to eat a councilman who was accused of corruption, raided the rest of the banks in Luxembourg and gave the money out to the people, and after interrogating a few bank owners, personally ate most of the politicans in Luxembourg and enslaved the rest... Then promptly set fire to their government building. She also ordered a statue of herself built; and afterwards stepped down from power after stealing a warehouse full of diamonds and gems, and giving a little bit back to the people... And then also blew up a politician's ranch. There was surprisingly enough, no civilian casualties."

"...Wait... A warehouse?"

"A... Five story warehouse, about 25,000 square feet... She picked it up and stole it... Elizabeth's more then a little upset as apparently most of those politicians were "friends to the Empire of Britian."

Luxembourg's population somewhat likes you more.
Corrupt Politicians are now terrified of Renexizia.
Elizabeth is a little angry about this.

Roll me a 1d20 to see if she continues or not.

Anything below a 12 will have her continue.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1257734
Not all bad.
I'd like less random destruction though.

Oh, also...

You have gained 8$ Million in money from the gems she stole.
Luxembourg is also in a bit of a succession crisis now.

"Erh... Apparently she uh... Went to Constantinople, and is sleeping in the palace there, alongside her "friends" and money and gems she stole..."

Huh.

Renexizia has upgraded from her rampage's damage.

Choose two upgrades anons.

>Stable Mutation
>Unstable Mutation
>Ultra Unstable mutation.
>Upgrade Mutation (Only Adorable can be upgraded.)

Also anons, I put down in Friendly Behemoth's Renexizia's character sheet and how Claw and Pragius and Renexizia gets mutations. Claw has two ways to get them.

>>1257795
>Stable Mutation

>>1257795

>Stable Mutation
Hopefully find something to curb her chaos urges.

>Adorable is a legit mutation she has.

>>1257800
It's not as effective as when she was younger, but she can still do it sometimes.

So anons want to put two upgrades into stable?

>>1257811
We have two?
Oh yeah.
Put the other into upgrading adorable.

>>1257811
Yeah

Her Adorable mutation has upgraded...

Choose a path to go down anons.

FREE for upgrading Adorable, if you want it.
>Attractive. (Renexizia goes from being adorable to being attractive physically to the other sex. This grants her a +1 to Charisma, and an additional +1 to Charisma against males and PR loss with them is halved for her. This is also considered "a free mutation" since she's Elizabeth's child, and can be taken alongside any of the other two mutations.)

>Destructive Adorableness. (Renexizia has a tendency to do adorable things without knowing, from destroying buildings by rolling over like a puppy because it'd be "fun" for example. She gets a +1 to Charisma, and if she destroys/eats/kills/etc things/people/etc while being adorable about it, the potential PR loss could be reduced or if upgraded enough, completely nullified, and gains more PR by doing adorable things.)
>Child-like Adorableness. (Renexizia becomes a bit more childlike and gets a +1 to Charisma and all PR loss among females is halved. She also is more naive and typically tends to forget the ramification of her actions.)

>>1257895
Keep in mind, if you just want to, you can just upgrade from Adorable to Attractive. You can basically just choose Attractive alongside one of the other two mutations, and if you only get Attractive and end it there, that's where you spend your mutation point in. If you get Attractive and Child-Like Adorableness then your one point gets both of those.

>>1257895
>Attractive. (Renexizia goes from being adorable to being attractive physically to the other sex. This grants her a +1 to Charisma, and an additional +1 to Charisma against males and PR loss with them is halved for her. This is also considered "a free mutation" since she's Elizabeth's child, and can be taken alongside any of the other two mutations.)

>Child-like Adorableness. (Renexizia becomes a bit more childlike and gets a +1 to Charisma and all PR loss among females is halved. She also is more naive and typically tends to forget the ramification of her actions.)

>Renexizia
>Eating people
pick one.

>>1257895
>Attractive. (Renexizia goes from being adorable to being attractive physically to the other sex. This grants her a +1 to Charisma, and an additional +1 to Charisma against males and PR loss with them is halved for her. This is also considered "a free mutation" since she's Elizabeth's child, and can be taken alongside any of the other two mutations.)

>>1257919
If I remember right, anons managed to get her out of the "nomming people isn't ok" after they got into an argument with Elizabeth. So she thinks its alright.

>>1257938
Hm?
I don't remember that?
We were talking about it with her but we never convinced her eating people was okay.

Actually all we did was tell her our and liz's morals where different.
took her to get ice cream then went to the table top store.

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>>1257952
Oh.

Shit. Now I remember that.

Well, let me just ret-con her eating a few people... She uh, just enslaved everyone. Yep.
No people were technically nommed. Just enslaved.

So do anons want to just take attractive or also get Child-Like Adorableness? Which will also make her even more naive.

>>1257972
I'm wanting to take both.

Alright. So I assume both.

Renexizia is now quite attractive. She's also a bit of a baby-face and quite adorable now.

Now, for stable mutations...

>Kind-Hearted. (Renexizia tends to be surprisingly kind-hearted, and tends to enjoy helping people and being nice to others.)
>Weak Ice Aura. (Renexizia develops an ice aura to help her keep cool!)
>Large. (Renexizia becomes 25 stories large, and +2 to Strength. She however loses -2 Agility.)
>Enhanced Wingspan. (Renexizia flies faster and gets +2 to Agility.)
>Intimidating. (Renexizia gets a +2 to Intimidation.)
>Ambitious. (Renexizia tends to do things to further her own and her family's agenda, and typically enjoys having power.)

>>1258084
>Kind-Hearted. (Renexizia tends to be surprisingly kind-hearted, and tends to enjoy helping people and being nice to others.)

This should further help prevent PR loss

>>1258084
kind hearted

>>1258084
>Enhanced Wingspan. (Renexizia flies faster and gets +2 to Agility.)

Renexizia is now kind-hearted!

She'll still go into "rampages" for fun, but typically try to avoid damaging people or property, and mostly try to do good things while doing it.

"So, that's all?"

"I believe so... Oh... Erh, Pragius is in Vietnam now."

"I see. How's it going?"

"He's sent word that it's too "wet" but he appreciates the heat. He does however criticize the "savages and their lack of honor" when it comes to battle though, and he's erh... He's terrifying the natives, currently."

"Really?"

"Well... A lot of villages think he's a demon..."

Roll me a 1d20 to see if Pragius's unintentionally terrifying status is good or bad.

+3 if Pragius can find ways to make himself less scary and terrifying to normal civilians and villages. (+2 if he can in fact be CHIVALRIOUS and a champion of Lawful Good. +1 if he can find ways to be nice to them.)
+2 if he can think of ways to be terrifying to the Viet Cong. (+1 if he can still be Lawful Good. +1 if he can use his great size to his advantage!)
+2 if he can find a way to calm his troops and not terrify them as much, even if he's a giant lion knight. (+2 if he can be Lawful Good and try to be nice and knightly to his troops! +1 if he can also compliment their previous commander! +1 if he can also appeal to their crusader-like zeal.)
+1 if he can however, make fun of Claw all the way in Vietnam somehow.

Rolled 19 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1258146
Try using our human form more.
Activate our astral gear to heal natives that need it.

Use our size and sharp claws to clear thickly jungled areas and viet cong hideouts. We can then be nice and used those cleared out places to try and make habitable so humans have new places they can live.


Let's spend time in human form around the troops. Get to know them. And also giving knightly speeches about honor and dedicated service to our emperor never hurts.
Just saying.

A way to terrify the viet cong?
Loud roars by a giant lion in the middle of the night.
Everyone will hear it.
No one will want to approach it.

>>1258146
remark that Vietnam is as wet and as slimy as claw

19+12=31

Amazing Success!

"He's uh... Well, he's terrified most of the Vietcong into hiding, really, though most natives are still terrified of him... The troups like him a bit though."

"Hm... That's good. What else?"

"Well... Erh... Claw's snuck into the pantry and took most of your soda mead after apparently getting inspired off "base building" and is looking at the plans for Hansodr... And apparently trying to figure out the code to whatever a "video game" is..."

Huh... Claw's actually doing something productive for once!

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if Claw's great use of sugar helps him in making Hansodr great...

+3 if Claw can find a LOT of sugar. (+2 if he can get an outrageous amount of sugar. +2 if he can also get snacks.)
+2 if Claw can find a way to use his gelatinious form to get comfy somewhere while he comes up with ideas. (+1 if he can come up with a way to write it down in said form. If he uses someone else, think of a way to quietly absorb them and how to intimidate them into writing it down for you. +1 if it's someone else who he absorbs and scares into doing it because Claw has shit handwriting.)
+2 if Claw can think about what would help a heavily-industrialized place like Hansodr economically.
+2 if Claw can think about how to get werewolves to like him in Hansodr and how to improve their quality of life!
+2 if Claw can nerd out and think about what he could possibly add to World of Reichcraft if he figures out the code. (+1 if he can think how much fun it would be if Renexizious and all his friends would play it. +1 if he can think how much fun it would be if EVERYONE played it.)
+1 if Claw can have the slightest viking-like urge to maybe "go outside and loot stuff", and then dismiss it for something clearly far more important.
+1 if Claw can mutter insults about Pragius for trying to steal his best friend.

If everything is done and Claw consumes an insane amount of sugar and food, then Hansodr might actually go through a great economic and industrial boom.

Rolled 16 + 23 (1d20 + 23)

>>1258197
Okay.
Raid for soda's, candies, cake, ,pastries, fruits, chips, literally raw sugar, get sugar cane and eat that, brown sugar. Literally every type of thing with sugar Also get best drink pepsi.

Temporarily borrow hans to get some ideas from him. and have him write them down.

We could use our slime balls to make a slime cushion in our room.

And better infrastructure to help move goods.
Better roads and building/building placements to cut down on work accidents and shit like fire. It'll help Civil services get around too.

A good way to get them to like us?
Add in some parks and places a wolf would enjoy with little plaques that said who ordered them constructed (Claw).

Well we could add things like raids and shit like that if we figure it out. And if our friends played they could help us with it.
And if everyone played we could add PvP.
OH
And we can add more factions
Let people play as nazi's and allies.
And japan too.


And we COULD go raid places. but figuring out how to code WoR to add in factions is more important.

>"Fucking hairball trying to steal my best friend. I've been around here longer. Why the hell should he get any attention."

Since I think this is worthwhile enough that anons might want to samefag for a higher success, I'll let samefagging happen if you can think about how to get more comfy in your gelatinious form, and think of more ideas. And more ways for werewolves to like you.

>>1258252
The whole faction thing is in the game. If you want the bonus you'll need to think of other things.

>>1258197
also send a letter to ren to see if we can open soda and soda can factorys in hansodr then rename the city to hansoda. make the fullmoon a local holiday

Rolled 5 + 23 (1d20 + 23)

>>1258267
We can't make every day the full moon occurs a holiday.
>>1258260
Add in a christmas event where both sides call a ceasefire.

Add in espionage based classes.
Add in more vehicle based gameplay.
Like planes.

Add in behemoths.

Encourage some spas for furred species.

Oh and make the slime balls w use for resting on have air bubbles.
It'll make them softer and bouncier.

>>1258283
maybe change it to eclipse's then

Do anons want to do one more?

Rolled 16 + 23 (1d20 + 23)

>>1258319
Sure.
We can also fund things like team sports for the werewolves.
For the kids at least.
They should appreciate it.

Oh and check on the piping in the city and make sure it's suited for creatures that would shed into it.

Rolled 9 + 24 (1d20 + 24)

>>1258197
>"Raiding Renexizia's part of the pantry, aw yeah, let's see, we got chocolate candies, chocolate bars, chocolate bunnies, jelly beans, potato chips, chocolate-covered pretzels, licorice, mead soda, popcorn, peanuts, chocolate covered peanuts, hazelnut toffee, ooo what's in this bag, gummy bears, and something called 'iced coffee', I'll just take a couple dozen cans of that too...man Renexizia gets all the good stuff."
>Claw sneaks up on Ren's head of staff, shoots out a gel tentacle, and zips him inside of him before the head of staff realizes what's happened. "So...uh...I kinda need your help, I need a dicta...dicto...I need someone with actual legible handwriting to write down what I say so I can remember it for later. I promise I won't keep you as a pet if you just do this one little thing for me. Please?" Claw initiates Doggo Eyes as he sheds enough slime to make himself a little doggy bed to curl up on for extra comfy.
>"Hm...we could always use more quick and easy, tasty food to eat on the ways to and from the factories, maybe some more kinds of fast food so they have some choice in what they eat? Maybe get some textile mills going, so they can have stronger clothing made locally, so its cheaper for them to buy, AND something else to export. And...how about some...maybe mandatory two days a week off, so they can go relax and spend their money somewhere?"
>"You know, if I was a 9-5 working dog, I'd love a nice forest to run and hunt in on my days off. Maybe see if Ren's done setting up that forest and wildlife services place he was thinking about, and set aside some of the forest as a hunting ground for werewolves. Could even make some money selling hunting licenses, and the profits from it going towards restocking and breeding more tasty hunting animals. Gets some of the stresses out too."
>"Well, now that the hard part's over with, what can I add to WoR... what would make Ren and all his friends want to play...I KNOW! Factions! I could add an Ally side, so that Ren can curbstomp them and feel superior! Ren loves feeling superior. Aw man, if everyone played it, then Ren would have lots more fun destroying them all, and they'd have tons of fun getting the chance to play with Ren! It's win-win!"
>"...Aw man, now I kinda wanna go outside, hunt up some animals and maybe loot some more of those rations from the bases...but nope, no time, I have to keep on planning. Hansodr and WoR are way, way more important. And, I already got like, most of Renexizia's snacks."
>"Let's see that fucking cat pull off something like this. The Great Hansodr Revival, they'll call it! A truly monumental proof that Claw is NOT an irredeemable autist fuck-up! Fucking cat wouldn't be able to be in charge of a town, he'd just sleep all the time and let it crumble. Ren would never choose him over me, look at all the effort I'm putting in here, while kitty goes and naps all over Vietnam. Pfft."

>>1258337
Hmm....
I wonder who this could be...

Well... If anons want... I have an idea for a higher success regarding the sugar and food idea for a much higher success.

You quickly "borrow" Hans from a meeting and rush back, and have him write a bunch of stuff down, while you pillage the pantry... Particularly Renexizia's section. It... It seems that someone else is in the middle of looting it. You see a small half-dragon child standing ontop of what seems to be a chair opening the pantry door, and grabbing a large two-liter of Pepsi and grabs most, if not all sweets from the bottom of the cabinet... She turns around, and the two of you lock eyes... Both fiercely competitive.

"If you tell dad or my sister, both will buy less sweets for both of us... So pwlease mister, don't tell daddy or my big sister..."

She looks up at you, with charming, adorable eyes... Wait a minute, that's your job!

"Well... Give me your candy then, and I wouldn't have to tell your dad... I need that more then you..."

The two of you fiercely do adorable eyes at each other, and you whine slightly...

"...We'll split it fifty fifty."

"Deal." You say, agreeing quickly to the candy.

You get a small amount of candy, then make sure to grab everything that might contain sugar... you even steal little sugar containers and sugar shakers and rush back to your room with your slime cushions, and close the door...

You begin to chow down and digest the delicious sugary food... Doesn't feel like enough, but it's nice...

Hans looks at you.

"You can't be serious about eating that much stuff."

"Hey! Our two diets are completely different... Besides, I'm starving... Also, sugar helps... Besides, can you write this stuff for me? I promise I won't keep you as a pet."

Hans quickly agrees... You however, find yourself missing Bismark and the radio guy...

You chug the soda down... It's not nearly enough, you feel like having more...

You remember your earlier thought... You could just... Go into town... Steal and digest some sugar and snacks for your work binge...

Hm.
Might not be a bad idea.

What do anons?

>...Try to find MORE sugar. You had barely anything... (Depending on the amount of sugar and food consumed, Hansodr's economic boom could become much greater, along with life quality there.. (If it's an insane amount, it might just considered a "critical" success in an economic, industrial, and life boost in Hansodr.)
>You know what you need? You need even more people to help you! There might be some experts you can kidna- You mean, borrow... (Bonus to the economic boost!)
>...Eh... You... Had enough, you guess... Try to work... (Hansodr gets a small-moderate economic and industrial increase...)
>Writ-ein

>>1258354
Elisif kek.
>...Try to find MORE sugar. You had barely anything... (Depending on the amount of sugar and food consumed, Hansodr's economic boom could become much greater, along with life quality there.. (If it's an insane amount, it might just considered a "critical" success in an economic, industrial, and life boost in Hansodr.)

Raiding sugar factories wen?
Raiding all the pastry stores nearby wen?

>>1258368
would they even make sugar in sweden I don't think they have the climate to make sugar cane ,I'd say raid cargo ship worth of sugar at the docks

>>1258346
I was dead to the world yesterday, but now I'm back! Did you miss me?

>>1258354
>...Try to find MORE sugar. You had barely anything... (Depending on the amount of sugar and food consumed, Hansodr's economic boom could become much greater, along with life quality there.. (If it's an insane amount, it might just considered a "critical" success in an economic, industrial, and life boost in Hansodr.)

>>1258378
This anon is correct in the "sugar cane" department. But in theory Claw could just raid a soda factory.

You decide to find even more sugar...

You consider your options...

>Go to the docks... There might be a cargo ship full of delicious sugary products...
>Bakeries. They have sugar, flour, dough... Delicious things in general...
>...There's a Coca Cola factory in town... Just sneak in, and drink their entire product line... Though drinking a lot might not be good for you since your slimy and gelatinious.
>...Groceries stores have a ton of snacks... Though there's a lot of pesky customers...
>...You know, no one's going to miss a few slaves for a bit if they'll help you focus... Sneak into the slave quarters and absorb a few to help you focus.
>..Try to hunt for warehouses full of sugar, soda, snacks, or food...
>Write-In for things to either absorb or places that might have tons of sugar.

Also, keep in mind Claw does get bonuses and gets bigger (temporarily) from absorbing, so absorbing other things might just boost Claw and the Hansodr Economic Boost.

>>1258382
Nice to see you again.
>>1258382
Maybe not sugar cane.
>>1258389
>..Try to hunt for warehouses full of sugar, soda, snacks, or food...

>>1258389
>Go to the docks... There might be a cargo ship full of delicious sugary products...
>..Try to hunt for warehouses full of sugar, soda, snacks, or food...
>Write-In: Raid the Coca-Cola sugar silos. No sense in watering yourself down with all that liquid when you can just go straight to the sugar silos instead. If Ren can get away with it for butter, you can get away with it for sugar, right?

>>1258389
> other tell hans that the sooner we get the sugar the sooner he gets to go home

You decide to maybe head to the docks, raid for warehouses, and raid the Coca-Cola sugar silos...

You sneak to the Coca Cola™ factories... They're on the edge of town, and compose of seven huge factories, towering above your human form... Each one has smoke coming out of it, and large silos and warehouses containing sugar seem to be dominating the area... Though you note that Coca Cola™ seems to have a... preemptive defense against intruders, having what seems to be small watch towers and hired mercenaries patrolling around... You note most of them in fact seem to be werewolves, and have Coca Cola™ insignias and arm-bands, along with holding what seems to be shotguns armed with non-lethal bean-bag rounds, and seem to have tasers and hancuffs...

The mercenaries seem quite diligent, and thanks to their lycanthrope nature, can smell you and track you; and are very dexterous and strong...

Huh.

What do anons?

>...Try to sneak in via climbing over the walls... Though this will likely leave a scent or smell from your slime...
>...Wait a minute... There should a truck coming and going to bring their product all over the place... You might be able to get some tasty sugar and get into a truck at same time...
>Sewers. They won't expect it!
>...Maybe you can try to take care of the guards?
>...Try to bum-rush the entrance and break in!
>...Fuck it. Go somewhere else.
>...Maybe all those mercs might try to head somewhere else if you cause an alarm... Maybe their cargo ships in the port might be a good target...
>Write-in

>>1258433
>Sewers. They won't expect it!

>>1258433
>...Maybe all those mercs might try to head somewhere else if you cause an alarm... Maybe their cargo ships in the port might be a good target...

>Companies hiring personal mercenaries.
Sometimes I worry about our empire.

>>1258433
>Sewers. They won't expect it!
OR
>Write-In: Fit yourself into a large box labeled FOR IMMEDIATE DELIVERY TO SUGAR SILOS. CONTAINS ONE PACKAGE OF ANTI-CAKING AGENT.
Solid Snake this shit.

So do anons want to try sewers, the box tactic, or try raising the alarm elsewhere?

Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>1258448
Hm...
>1:Sewers
>2:Solid Claw
>:3:Distraction

>>1258448
I vote for box, but sewers is second preference.

>>1258448
I'll switch to box just because it sounds entertaining]

Box it is?

You go to find a proper box... Though it might be a bit hard...

What sort of box are you aiming for?

>A small cardboard box. Easy enough. (Human form. You'll have the scent of a human.)
>...A metal cargo container. You just need to find a way to take care of the bottom so you can walk... (Gelatinious Form. You'll have the scent of slime.)
>...Why not just try to find a truck, sneak into it, absorb and take care of the driver, and try to drive around in your gelatinious mass and pose as a driver when someone's looking? It's kind of like a box. Kinda.
>Write-In

>>1258473
>...A metal cargo container. You just need to find a way to take care of the bottom so you can walk... (Gelatinious Form. You'll have the scent of slime.)
Use acid to dissolve parts of the bottom so Claw can ooze his feet through and crawl. Assuming that no one delivers the metal cargo container to the sugar silos like the note on the container says.

>>1258473
>A small cardboard box. Easy enough. (Human form. You'll have the scent of a human.)
Now we need a eyepatch and a disfigured horn on our head.
And a prosthetic limb

>>1258473
>>...A metal cargo container. You just need to find a way to take care of the bottom so you can walk... (Gelatinious Form. You'll have the scent of slime.)

You find a metal cargo container behind a old factory, and dissolve the bottom of the container... Of course, you go to the brick walls of the Coca Cola factory...

Now of course, you prepare to go over the walls by trying to climb over...

Roll me a 1d20+7 to see if you can get over without leaving evidence.

+3 if you can think of a way to get over the 25 foot wall...
+2 if you can think of delicious sugar and how much you'll absorb tonight...
+1 if you can think why Hans doesn't want to be your pet... (+1 if you can be a bit disappointed no one wants to... +1 if you can really miss Bismark and that nice radio guy. +1 if you can cheer yourself up.)
+1 if you can consider why you can't just absorb the mercenaries and then sneak in...
+1 if you can be excited for going back home and playing some World of Reichcraft. (+1 if you can remember how Elizabeth will probably interrupt you and force you to exercise. +1 if you can think nice things about her. She's nice. Bringing you food and encouraging good behavior with buying you soda and chips... +1 if Claw can try to think if anything's different about her. +1 if he can wonder why the media loves her so much.)

Rolled 17 + 22 (1d20 + 22)

>>1258494
>Why get over the wall when you go through it? Hang a little sign on the front of the container that says "FOR IMMEDIATE DELIVERY TO SUGAR SILOS. CONTAINS ANTI-CAKING GEL." Then try to be as cuboid as possible and think gelatinous thoughts.
>"Oh man, tonight is gonna be sweet in more ways than one! I'm gonna eat so much sugar, if someone were to lick my gel form, they'd get a sugar high from it, it's gonna be so awesome!"
>"I suppose that Hans is already Ren's friend, but seriously, I want some friends too! Maybe I should take Ren's advice and see about making some friends that didn't come through absorption and coercion...but those guys make the best friends, like Bismark, and that radio guy. They were great, nice, knew just what I wanted to hear... Wait, wait, I have an idea! I bet I could start a DnD group by advertising one at that game shop! I'm sure to get more friends by running something that everyone loves!"
>"I suppose I can't just take the mercenaries with me and sneak in, because they'll tell their bosses, their bosses will tell Ren, and then Ren will find out what I was up to and he'll get mad at me. And if he's mad at me, he's gonna start looking at freaking Kittybeard as a replacement best friend! No, this must be done by me alone!"
>"And then, once this is done, and Hansodr is booming thanks to my economic genius, I can get back to my true passion, World of Reichcraft! Although Elizabeth will come just twelve hours into my gaming session like usual, and ask me to go run around the castle again...but she always brings me enough snacks to make it worth it. She's always so nice to me. She never used to be that nice though...I wonder if something happened? The media seems to love her too...does she also bring them soda and chips if they promise to be good?"

Rolled 13 (1d20)

17+22=39

Amazing Success!

With poor writing skills, you hang a sign on the front of the container, and wait out for the front... A guard goes up to the container, and takes out the radio.

"Uh... Sir? There's a... Container here."

Your fine hearing listens in closely, able to hear the radio...

"What?! Why the hell is there just a container?"

"Well... I dunno... Wait, there's some writing on it..."

He attempts to read your handwriting.

Rolling to see if he can actually read this.

He attempts to read it...

"I think it says... Anti-Coughing Gel?"

"What?"

"Yeah... It's uh... I think it needs to be delivered in."

"A... Whatever. Manager's had a bit of a cough."

"Yeah... Wasn't he a half-dragon or something?"

"A red one. Almost burned down half of the stock, and that new fancy shit we have."

"What, the Coca Prima?"

"Yeah, that shit. You know, the glowy dark bottle."

"I mean, yeah, I heard about it. Isn't that meant for half-dragons or something?"

"Yep. It's in testing now, heard the carbonation was enough to melt teeth."

The werewolf whistles.

"Jesus, that's a lot... Anyways, you sending a lift?"

"Sure... Just wait by it, and once the lift comes escort it and wait for someone to sign off on the cargo."

"Got it... But anyways, heard about that huge revelation out on monday? From ViktorCorp or something."

"Oh, that?"

"Yeah. Heard it was supposed to be pretty big."

"Heh, yeah... Probably just a new phone or something."

"I bet... But dude, you hear about the Royal Family?"

"What?"

"Apparently as we speak one of their kids blew up Luxembourg."

"Really?"

"Yeah... Apparently enslaved a bunch of politicians and stuff. That sort of thing."

"You know, I remember when there wasn't any dragons in power... Ever month it feels like some dragon out of no where is going to crush me and my family just for being human..."

"Hey, come on Johann. It's not that bad."

"...I shouldn't get into politics over the phone. But it feels bad... The media isn't even covering it all, you know? They're trying to hide the multi-cultural agenda, you know? Trying to replace us with half-dragons and dragons and shit..."

The werewolf sighs.

"That's conspiracy-level shit."

"Really? Come on... I see all these articles about "needing to accept werewolf refugees" from other countries... It's fucking ridiculous now."

The werewolf sighs.

"Yeah... It is really. It's getting harder to find a house or place to work at."

"You see? It's hurting ethnic Swedes..."

"Yeah... But come on, there's racism and stuff against us. You humans don't really have to deal with it."

"That's because you read the official shit. Heard the story about the human being dragged out of a college university and beaten by a group of hyped-up orc students? Or how a home was burned down by a bunch of elven teens for being human? Not to mention that some of us get forced out of our homes by racial supremacists! Read the underground newspaper. It actually tells the truth."

Huh. You hear a lift coming around to pick you up...

"Come on. I don't read that stuff..."

"Read it... Honestly, they're even promoting race mixing."

"Come on. I don't like it either..."

"Next thing you know, they'll try to have us breed with fucking Africans."

"Yeah. Stupid as shit, right? Hey, anyways, want to grab a drink after work?"

"Eh... I got a lot on my mind. But sure."

"Sweet. How's you and Julliet?"

"Oh, her?"

Continued.

After a bit, the lift comes to pick you up, and you get put onto a truck... The truck drives slowly inside, and the werewolf guard from earlier talks on the radio while escorting you...

What do anons?

>Listen further in on the radio conversation... Though the truck is making it a bit hard to hear...
>Break out now!
>...Maybe try talking toOr just absorbing the werewolf. You can try to get a friend! (Will make Claw very happy, and if successful, will be an upgrade!)
>Write-In

>>1258560
>Listen further in on the radio conversation... Though the truck is making it a bit hard to hear...

Roll me a 1d20+5 anons.

+3 if you can muffle the truck's noise somehow.
+2 if you can think a bit about other nice things Elizabeth does and why. (+1 if you can think if Elizabeth is actually the only person you talk to regularly... +1 if you can miss Renexizious and talking to him a lot. +1 if you can miss when he wasn't mean to you just for being weird sometimes. +1 if you can be a bit angry at yourself about weirding people out so much.)
+2 if Claw can be envious of Pragius and Renexizious's height. He'd be so much cooler if he was bigger. (+1 if he can think why he's cool. +1 if it can turn a bit to self-hatred.)
+1 if he can try to think about the joys of just having something nice, like a ton of Coca Cola or sugar.)
+1 if he can think how nice it would be to have that werewolf as an actual friend. (+1 if he can briefly consider just breaking out and absorbing him while no one's looking.)

If everything's done, autosuccess.

Rolled 17 + 21 (1d20 + 21)

>>1258623
>Let a little of your slime ooze out of the bottom to try to reduce the rattling of the metal shipping container against the metal truck bed, thanks to your slime buoying up the shipping container. That should help quiet things a bit!
>"Elizabeth also tries to get me to play with her kids, which is kind of cool, they're always impressed by my super leet World of Riechcraft skills. You know, come to think of it, she's really the only person I see regularly, the kids always seem to revolve around who she can grab on the way down. Still, even as nice as talking to Elizabeth is, it's still not as nice as talking to Ren about Guy Stuff, and stuff. Back when he didn't call me an autist because I did weird stuff once in a while, back before I was some kind of Jello-Freak. Fuck, man, why do I have to be so Jello-Freaky? No one wants to be friends with a jelly wolf monster."
>"And then there's how much taller than me him and Kittybeard are. I'd be tall too, if I was bipedal instead of a quadra...quado...four legger! It'd be so cool to just LOOM over future friends and buddies like Ren does, or rear back and roar and chest thump like Pragius can. Actually, I don't NEED to be tall to be cool, it'd just be a nice bonus. I'm cool for being a gelatinous-bodied wolf freak. None of Ren's other friends are as sneaky or can stuff as much stuff inside them and pop it back out undigested as I can! ...Ugh, when I say it out loud, that sounds super gross..."
>"All I want is a little taste of the good things in life, like a metric ton of sugar, so I can be comfy and enjoy myself while I do some city planning to make my people's lives better. I gotta be in a good mood to have good ideas! It's common sense!"
>"Although it'd also be nice to have a fellow werewolf as a real friend, not just someone who says what I want to hear in the hopes they'll get out of me sooner...but a little Stockholm Syndrome never hurt the friendship process any, did it? Sure, it didn't work the last couple times, but maybe it will this time? If I get the chance, I should try, one more, for science! Ren always gets good results when he repeats things and yells For Science!"

Autosuccess!

You let some slime out of the container which reduces the rattling of the metal shipping container...

"So, anyways... Got anything after work?"

"Eh, not really... You?"

"Nope. Besides the bar, of course."

"Yeah... Hey, you have a TV, right?"

"Yup."

"Nice... Uh, what do you see on it? I don't have one."

"Oh, yeah... Well, I mean, there's nothing really interesting on. Besides the weird shit the royal family gets up to."

"...Really? I don't pay attention really."

"Well, I mean, there's the article how one of the cabinet members was found to be terrible at woman... You know, that multi-cultural guy. Apparently he's absolutely terrible at it."

"Really?"

"Yeah... You know. Apparently most women find him freaky, you know?"

The werewolf chuckles a bit.

"Yeah, I hear you. Guy looks fucking creepy. Reptile eyes, horns that could gore me..."

"Yeah... Not to mention that Inquistoress... Heard she had something going with the Emperor or something."

"Wait, her? Isn't she like, super catholic?"

"Yeah... Apparently hopelessly in love too. Heard a journalist found a letter she was trying to write to Renexizious about her feelings or something. Read it in the paper too."

"Really? He's gotten an Inquisitor to love him?"

"Yeah... Good with women, apparently. Heard he doesn't actually have any friends though, besides the multi-cultural guy and that guy... Hans I think."

"Yeah... But his wife though..."

You hear an audible whistle through the radio.

"I know, right? Heard a man turned from gay to straight just seeing her."

The werewolf laughs a bit as the truck rumbles and turns a corner, the executive offices not too far away.

"Yeah. What would you rate her?"

"Eh... I'd say a 9/10. Damned nice looking. But really a bit concerning in the ethics department... Ate a bunch of nobles and eats a bunch of people while pregnant..."

"Oh, yeah... Dude, I bought an apartment in Switzerland in case she gets pregnant again."

"Yeah... Heard about his uh... What are they called? Behemoths?"

"Yeah. Apparently those big monster types."

"I know, right? Creepy as fuck. You had that... Weird blob one... That lion guy..."

"I think one was called Claw and the other Pragius..."

"Yeah, I know right? Probably because the Emperor gets up to a bunch of human experimentation. Probably turned them from humans to whatever they are now."

"Dude, that's just non-sense. The emperor wouldn't do human experimentation."

"What happened to all those anti-fascists? Or the people in the prisons hauled away to his palace? There's a connection, damn it. Even the underground paper believes there is."

"Come on..."

"He's a war criminal too... I mean, honestly... I don't like the UN, but he's so questionable now. Heard that he hasn't gone to church in nearly a year too."

"...Eh... I don't really care much for it. I go every Sunday though."

"Doesn't everyone? He doesn't though... Really suspicious if you ask me. Most Yuan-Ti think it's questionable too."

Continued

The werewolf sighs.

"I should really be paying attention to the cargo."

"Come on, it's not like it's going to do anything... But really, you should read the underground newspaper. A bunch of people contribute to it. Even a General Governor was interviewed and answered their questions!"

"Really?"

"Yeah... Apparently a lot of them support his son. Charlemagne. Most are scared shitless of Renexizious and his wife... Most want someone who isn't going to eat them."

"That guy?"

"Yeah... War Hero type. Not really acknowledged by his father, and I heard both of them dislike each other heavily."

"Jeez... Weird relationship."

"Yep. Military supports the son too... Most people do honestly... A lot of the right wing thinks Renexizious is leaving them, and the left-wing despises him. And most of the Yuan-Ti are concerned about his public piety; that sort of thing."

"Well, I like Emperor Renexizious. He's a strong leader, even if he's... Really questionable."

"Yeah... Well, I never caught him trying to do good. He's a heavy slaver... Even enslaved the Netherlands! What happens if he turns on us? Or tries to enslave all of mankind or something?"

"...Erh... Why would he?"

"He got powerful that none of us could stop him?"

"Eh... That's just hyperbole."

"Whatever... I'll see you later, alright?"

"Yeah, see you."

The truck seems headed towards the offices... Opposite of the silos.

What do?

>Try to stop the truck and break out!
>Think of a way to threaten the driver to turn around or something...
>Try to subtly turn the truck around...
>...Take care of the werewolf guard.
>...Just bide your time.
>Write-In

>>1258687
>Try to subtly turn the truck around...
>...Take care of the werewolf guard.

Also, we should really, really, REALLY focus on our freaking PR instead of gallivanting about with our wives, it sounds like Charlemagne might be the focal point of a popular uprising, even if he doesn't want to be.

You decide to take care of the guard and subtly turn the truck around...

Roll me a 1d20+6 for taking care of the guard.

+3 if you can absorb him carefully and quietly. (+2 if you can terrify him. And if you don't want the truck driver to see, try to find a way to hide it.)
+2 if you can think how great friends you'll be...
+2 if you can scare him and be intimidating once you do absorb him, and mention what happens if he tries to call any other guards.
+1 if you can however try to make him comfortable.
+1 if you can mention how awesome it is to have another werewolf here, and try to get along with him by catering to why werewolves are awesome. (+1 if you can shill for why gelatinious ones are superior... Even if no one else really likes them too much.)
+1 if you can also think how you'll mention the werewolf will be inside of you forever, be friends forever, and how awesome it'll be.
+1 if you can think about how to turn this werewolf into your friend...

If everything is done, autosuccess.

>>1258705
To be fair, Elizabeth has amazing PR. Renexizious has terrible PR... He's terrifying to everyone, eats people, enslaves people, typically gets angry and does some evil shit, and has rarely done anything considered "Good"; and his public figure if anything revolves around breaking and destroying things and getting along with women. He's not very easy to relate with, and he tends to go from being conservative to liberal, and the conservatives are beginning to catch on that he's not really Catholic and wants bigger government, not to mention he's not really helping the humans out since they're his biggest population in Sweden currently, and is focused around minorities.

>>1258705
>implying we can turn this ship around before we hit the iceberg
The only thing keeping us in power is our own strength and the only way people would forgive would be if we stopped the world from being blown up or something along those lines.

Maybe we should look into marketing a human mutagen so people will drop the whole replace everyone with dragons and monsters critique

and we should really interrogate that guy we got from the 40k dimension

Rolled 4 + 20 (1d20 + 20)

>>1258714
>Slowly and quietly open up the window in the back of the truck cab with a slime tentacle. Reach the tentacle through, loop it around his chest several times, and then choke off his resultant scream by enveloping his head with the tip of your tentacle, the yoink him back through the window, into you, and push down on the brakes with another slime tentacle.
>"I bet I can get him to come around, he just needs to talk to a fellow wolf friend. Ren didn't turn me into this, I grew this way on my own, I can get him to see that. And once he accepts me as his friend, I can show him how great my life is, living in the palace!"
>"Look, uh...I'm kinda hungry, and I don't have an actual stomach in this form. But that's because I choose NOT to have one! But if you try and call for help or stuff, I won't have any choice but to dissolve you where you float."
>"But still, it's great to have another werewolf friend! Werewolves are awesome, and for the record, I was born this way, and grew this way by my own choice, not because Ren experimented on me. He never did that, he respects my space. Besides, how could you create awesome like gelatinous werewolves? This is the kind of thing that only happens once in a generation, even if everyone else is too jealous, or jelly, to admit that it's cool. Still though, being able to hunt and run down our own food, super strength, loyalty, warm, comfy and fluffy fur, who WOULDN'T want to be us?"
>"Besides, now you don't need to worry, we'll be friends forever, and since I live inside the palace, I can show you how Ren's actually a pretty cool guy. You can just chill inside of me, it'll be awesome, I'll be sure to add extra meat to my diet for you, because you won't want to leave, right?" <internal thoughts of 'don't oversell it, don't oversell it, that's why friends want to leave you...'>
>OK, so first things first, I'll eat all the sugar in the silos, then go home. Then, I'll invite this werewolf to help me plan how to make Hansodr perfect for werewolves, see if he likes my ideas, or has other ones of his own. Then, I'll see them implemented if they're any good, and he'll be so happy, he'll be all 'You, Claw, are my bestest friend ever, and I will never want to leave you!' and life will be great.

>>1258728
I don't think Claw can do slime tentacles yet.

>>1258717
Yeah, but we can at least try and drop the war criminal title, and see how that works. Try and call in a favor from Viktor, since he owes us one for eating all those politicians for him. And we should see about helping the humans out a bit more, like stopping their homes from being burnt to the ground, or dragged out into the street and beaten.

>>1258721
I agree with the revert-to-human mutagen part, as well as the only thing keeping us propped up right now being nothing else is capable of standing against us. But the minute any country gets an anti-dragon weapon, it's going to be leveled at us without pause.

>>1258733
Ok then, replace that with:

>Quietly open up the rear window with a slime claw, and inhale the driver with Claw's super vacuum breath ability.

>>1258736
I thought you wanted to absorb the guard? Not the driver of the truck carrying the box?

>>1258737
My bad, I thought they were one in the same. I want to get the guard.

You quietly open up the rear window with a slime claw... And inhale the driver with your vacuum breath...

You talk to the guard a little, and he tries to bang on the door, but you thicken your slime a bit and he finds it very hard to bang on the door all of a sudden...
You decide to subtly change the location your going to...

Roll me a 1d20+6 anons.

+3 if you can think of a way to subtly make the truck driver or truck itself head towards the silos.
+2 if you can terrify the driver a bit if you do decide to intimidate him to drive you there, or scare the werewolf inside of you a bit for trying to escape.
+2 if you can talk to the werewolf about wanting to be bigger then your friends. (+1 if you can mention the cool mutation you got which lets you grow on absorption. +1 if you can mention how awesome it would be if you were big, and how many people you could fit inside of you.)
+2 if you can try not to oversell staying inside you forever. (+1 if you can oversell it a lot.)
+1 if you can mention how fun it is being gelatinous. (+1 if you can be disappointed everyone else finds you weird.)
+1 if you can get the werewolf inside of you comfy and relaxed, and mention other fun things the two of you can do as friend while he's inside you! (+2 if you can think how fun it would be to have a ton of friends inside you forever. +1 if you can be a bit upset at not really having many friends, and try to hide your lack of friends and social skills.)

Autosuccess if everything happens.

>>1258746
hey OP how long do have until the slanishi girl gets turned back into a demonette and how close are we to the 5000 roman pantheon
followers mark

>>1258751
I'd say you have some time, I don't remember precisely.

>>1258746
*Not the driver, the guard.
fuck my shit anons.

>>1258751
Also, since I don't think I gave you much time, I'm extending the period you have to about six months.

>>1258755
there is a lot of stuff we have to deal with on top of that

>our werewolf son in the dnd universe
>checking out the 40 k universe (maybe we should ask khorne if he has power there or is there a alternate khorne in that dimension) Imagine having 2 khornes watching the blood bowl together or swearing at you for acting like a slanishi

Rolled 5 + 24 (1d20 + 24)

>>1258746
>Ooze both of Claw's front paws through the window, have one on the steering wheel and one on the pedals. Try to drive over towards the silos, one eye looking through the rear window to see where he's going, or at least not hit anything on the way over.
>Claw growls softly, and shakes his midsection a little, sending the driver and the guard bouncing around inside him a bit. "Hey, quit it with that whole 'escaping from me' thing, or I'll release the digestive enzymes. And you really don't want me to release the digestive enzymes."
>"Hey man, what's your name again? I didn't catch earlier. You don't think it's weird that I want to be bigger than my other friends, do you? I mean, I just got this cool mutation that makes me bigger the more stuff I absorb, and while I haven't really gotten a chance to put it through its paces yet, wouldn't it be awesome if I could stay the size of an apartment complex? And house as many people as an apartment complex inside me?"
>"I mean, not to belabor the obvious, but living inside me DOES have some nice perks. Like no landlord to need to pay rent to anymore, I'm always the perfect temperature, my slime is edible, since you've got a permanent shelter and source of food, you don't need to work anymore and can play games and sleep in and slack off all day long, I can supply you with all kinds of real food and drinks and snacks like Dragon Pounders and mead sodas, think about it, THINK ABOUT IT, sounds pretty sweet, huh?"
>"And that's not even getting started on how much fun it is to just be able to ooze around everywhere, slip under locked doors, envelop things in my slime, hell, kids even love to bounce on it, I'm so ridiculously bouncy, you wouldn't believe it. I mean, everyone else finds it weird, and they're not exactly shy about expressing it with their mean, nasty words, but still! You think it's at least...interesting, right?"
>"Here, let me just uh...pull you up a nice gel bed, and a bottle of mead soda, I know I've still got at least one bottle in here somewhere...there we go, um...anything else I can get you? Look, I just want to be your friend, so I've come up with some activities we can do together! Like, I'm trying to revitalize Hansodr, and I've got some good ideas, but I also wanna hear your ideas, and see what the common werewolf thinks would be a good boost for their town. Friend project, you know? I...I don't really have as many friends as I would love to have, so I wanna take this a little slower than I normally do. I've...I've been hurt before, so let's just try and be natural about this, ok?"

>>1258763
Aw crap, was already typing up my response and didn't see this until I posted it. Just...assume that Claw has the driver stuck off to one side in a gel cocoon or something, or stuffed him in the leg room area of the passenger side and sealed it over with a layer of gel so he can try to drive the truck himself.

Allowing samefagging if you can come up with a way to terrify the driver and absorb him. Along with think how awesome it would be to be even bigger, and oversell being inside you forever even more, along with mentioning how painful being digested really is and how you totally don't have any qualms about doing it, even if you've never done it before to a person.

Rolled 13 + 24 (1d20 + 24)

>>1258787
>Use Claw's paw to swat him against the window like a bug, and while he's stunned from the impact, absorb him up through our paw/arm.
>"So, the best part is, if I'm bigger, than that means even more friends can come live inside me! And then Pragius will stop being a dick and calling me a pup, because then I'll be bigger than him! Not to say that that's the only reason I want a bunch of people to live in me forever, mind you, I just heard the adage of 'keep your friends close' one day and decided it was words to live by, so I just really want to keep all my friends as close to me as possible, and how much closer can they get than where they are right now?"
>"Just uh...just be good, and wait until I'm done here, and then we go on a city-planning spree. If you don't, then I'll have to digest you as both punishment, and because I'm really freaking hungry. I've never had to do it to one of my own friends, or even to a werewolf, but it it's not like it would be the first time I've digested something inside of me. I even almost did it to a bunch of vampire flunkie guards, but because they screamed so politely, I stopped once their clothes were gone, just so they would know the score."

>>1258788
Your at a success anon. If you want to get an even greater success, try to think of a way to control the vehicle better and how to get even more comfy in your container. It's kind of small after all. Also, if Claw can boast a bit more about his size growing mutation and how cool it is. And maybe think about when the next time he'll be able to absorb plenty of things in a raid or two...

>>1258789
>Envelop the wheel completely in your slimy paw, so you just need to twist your arm to turn the wheel one way or another. Take pressure off of the gas pedal, and keep one clawtip hovering over the brake pedal, and just let the natural momentum of the engine pull the truck along. Going slower gives you more control and more time to react to something unexpected.
>Expand out downwards, so that you push the shipping container off of you and are able to slide out from underneath it, bringing your shiny new werewolf friend safely with you. Nudge the container up against the side of the truck, and stretch out. Much more comfy!
>"So, what's the biggest thing you've ever been in? One of those sugar silos? Well, I bet you that I can empty that entire silo, AND the one next to it, and STILL have room to add more friends! It's all in the growth mutation, my friend, otherwise I would not be able to get away with such gluttony. But its soooo worth it. Like, this is so awesome for raiding, you can't even imagine. The next time I see an enemy tank, I'm so going to absorb it and see if I can fire the shells out of my mouth, how badass would that be? And maybe a convoy, then I'll have lots of new friends AND a big place to keep them all in."

Great Success!

You take care of the driver and envelop the wheel, driving carefully up to the silo... After a bit you push the container out off you, and slide out from under it, and leave the driver attached to the truck in a large cube of slime...

Your new werewolf friend is highly confused,unsure of who you are, wanting to go home, and whining about how "his friends will help him get out" and how "this is illegal you know".

Currently, there are five silos.

You prepare to nom the silo... There's a few patrolling guards though, so you'll have to be quiet...

Roll me a 1d20+7 to see if you can think of a way to nom it silently.

+4 for ideas on nomming an entire silo silently... (+2 if you can take care of nearby guards!)
+2 if you can introduce yourself to your friend, tell him your name, and tell him how his friends won't be able to save him, and why that's good!
+1 if you can mention how your his new home. Forever. (+1 if there can be a big emphasis on forever.)
+1 if you can calm him down, and boast about being able to eat this entire silo and in fact, grow from it. +1 if you can be disappointed in not nomming in your life.

>>1258803
Also, a +1 if you can think more nice things about Elizabeth. (+1 if you can think why everyone likes her. Probably because of her personality. +1 if you can think if girls would be impressed by a giant gelatinious wolf monster. +1 if you can think about how they'd be impressed by a GIANT gelatinious wolf monster. Emphasis on giant. And Gelatinious. And did you mention forever inside you? +1 if you can complain about your concubines to your werewolf friend and mention how they should be happy you aren't digesting them right now... +1 if Claw can be upset at them not liking being inside him all the time and why they were shit-tier girlfriends anyways...)

Autosuccess if everything's done.

Rolled 5 + 18 (1d20 + 18)

>>1258803
>Give the guards a gentle love-whap with your gelatinous paw, attaching them to the side of a silo and encasing them in slime. And giving them one hell of a headache, from all the reverberations from impacting on what's essentially a massive metal tube, and the slime just amplifying it. They won't even know what hit them!
>Use acid to melt a beachball-ish sized hole in the side of the silo, and then suck out all of the sugar with vacuum breath! Sure, it's a bit of the lazy way out, but it's fast and it works, and the sooner you finish with the sugar, the sooner you can take your new friend home and play an awesome new game: City Planning! Maybe THAT'S what you should add to World of Reichcraft?
>"So...um...if you couldn't already tell, my name is Claw, I'm one of Ren's behemoth friends you were talking about earlier. I know you think your friends might be able to help you out here, but listen, you don't want to leave. Just like classic World of Reichcraft realms, you think you do, but you don't. Just think of all of the quality of life improvements you'll have, like free room, food, entertainment, and you can go to the bathroom anywhere you want!"
>"You're going to love your new FOREVER home, it's quaint, charming, and your FOREVER neighbor is always there to lend a helpful paw!"
>"Well, listen, here. What can I, your new friend Claw, do for you, to make your life a little easier? Just name it, besides letting you go, and I'll do it for you, just to prove that I'm serious about making this friendship work. I swear to you, that just like how I'm going to grow from nomming this whole silo full of sugar, I'm also going to grow, as a person, from this friendship, and I want your help in it."

>>1258805
Give me a few more minutes to add in the bit with Liz, please.
(I'm not no-life spamming refresh, I swear)

>>1258805
>"And I can't wait to introduce you to Her Ladyship, Queen Elizabeth. She's just so...nice! Like, if you were having a sad day, she'd be there with cookies, a warm blanket and a bedtime story and read to you until you felt better again. Everyone just loves her."
>"Probably because she acts like everyone's favorite Mom. Sometimes stern, but only because it's better for you in the long run. It's a wonderful personality type, who wouldn't want a second, doting mom looking over them forever?"
>"But still, you can't deny that girls would be more impressed by a gelatinous wolf monster more than they would be by their mom. No, wait, a GIANT gelatinous wolf monster would be more impressive. Filled with...who had absorbed a beach house, and sand, and a hot tub, and a whole bunch of beer and snacks and was having Spring Break inside him, only it would be like Spring Break ALL THE TIME! Because seriously, who would ever want to leave "Spring Break Forever!"?"
>"Besides, at least they wouldn't be as bitchy and complainy as my old concubines. They were always so mean to me, complaining about this, that, the other thing! Getting a little slime on the sofa, or never leaving the bedroom because I didn't want to get yelled at for sliming the sofa. They should be lucky I didn't digest them, stupid...stupids, hated being inside me, hated that I tried to put a gelatinous roof over their heads, gelatinous food in their stomachs, gelatinous clothes on their backs...they were shit tier girlfriends, with shit taste in men, and ungrateful as well! But you're not like that at all, right?"

>>1258816
I swear I'm not spamming refresh either anon. I swear I'm not up at six in the eorning.

You talk a bit to the werewolf, who's slightly concerned about being inside you and claims he has something called "rights" and that if you could kindly let him go, you could be "friends"... Grr... He's just trying to get out of you like all the others...

You use some acid to melt a small hole in three of the silos, and use your powerful breath to suck in all the sugar...

You froth a bit at the mouth, and you feel extremely hyper... There's four silos left though...

You feel like bouncing up and down, but you know you can be even MORE hyper. You gnaw slightly at the silo itself...

You currently would experience a large economic and industrial boom, alongside a small increase in quality of life.

What do?

>Take care of the rest of the silos and head home.
>Just head home.
>...Take care of the rest of the silos and sneak into the warehouse...
>Try to sneak out and head down to the port for the cargo ships...
>Write-In

>>1258832
Well then. This shall be our little secret about not spamming refresh and not being up at 6 am, when it should really be 5 am, because fuck daylight savings.

>Take care of the rest of the silos and head home.

>>1258832
Also
>Write-In: "Ok, tell you what? You help me out by acting as a sounding board for ideas for Hansodr, and I'll let you out of me, and we can see if that lets our friendship prosper? But don't worry, if you change your mind, you can always hop back inside!"

You absorb the rest the silos...

Roll me a 1d20+7 to get into the rest of them!

+3 if you can think of a different way in!
+2 if you can be very, very hyper.
+1 if you can hyper up getting bigger from this! (+1 if you can hype up growing bigger and bigger in the future. +1 if you can hype up being unstoppably huge. +1 if if you can be extremely hyper while talking.)
+1 if you can be somewhat angry he wants to get out of you. (+1 if you can dismiss his argument of having "rights".)
+1 if you can be super hyper about declaring Elizabeth to be awesome.
+1 if you can hyperly talk about how cool Renexizious is and how shitty Pragius is.
+2 if you can mention what a cute girlfriend would be like and the perfect fit for you.)
+2 if you can try to self-justify the idea of letting him out. (+1 if you can think about how you could come up with excuses for him to sleep with you, for you to absorb him a lot... For him to be inside you, that sort of thing... +1 if you can think how he'll never spend a waking moment without you. +1 if you can mention how your completely and utterly straight, and how this isn't weird at all.)
+2 if you can deal minor property damage from your hyperactive self.

Autosuccess if everything happens.

>>1258841
>I'm huge now, right? I'm gonna try and do what I've seen Ren do, which is RIP OFF that top, and CHUG IT LIKE A BEER CAN! Or like a MEAD SODA CAN!
>Literally just bounce from one silo to the other. Claw vibrates along the ground instead of walking as he moves, causing small localized tremors due to his GIANT size. All the quick, fast paced talking and rapid movement causes small, foamy bubbles to form inside his gel body, causing him to go from translucent to opaque.
>"Dude, how big do you think I'll get from THIS silo huh? Or that one over there! Man now I need a barrel of yeast, then I'll grow grow grow some more moremoremore! I bet if I keep eating at this rate, there's no ceiling I can hit on my growth! Holy fuck what if I got as big as your factory? No, as big as a HANSODR FACTORY! Omgomgomgomgomgomg can you IMAGINE what would happen!?"
>"Hey, wait-wait-wait a minute, why do you want out anyway? You're inside me, you have no rights, you only have the rights that I give you! I beat you, and absorbed you, so I'm in charge now!"
>"Besides if you leave now, you won't meet Queen Elizabeth, and she's SO AWESOME! She's like, my bestest friend, after Ren of course, and she's so nice, she brings me snacks and sodas and we talk all the time, she just wants me to make new friends, and she's sure to be happy if I show her a new friend that I've made and then she'll reward us with super-happy-awesome-friendship swag!"
>"Oh man you've never met Ren either! You gotta meet him, he's super-cool super-awesome I don't care what your secret newspaper says about him he's always been there for me even when no one else was or would be or wanted to and you just gotta meet him to see that he's not such a bad guy and it's gonna be funfunfunfun for both of us he'll be so glad I made a new friend! But Pragius can suck a dick, he's off in Vietnam sleeping on top of those filthy commies, no doubt. Unlike me, who's trying to make Hansodr a great place again."
>"Hey we should also get girlfriends! That'd be a great bonding activity. What's your type? I want one that's cute, with coppery red hair and cute dimples and likes being inside me and likes DnD and likes computer games and likes cooking and doesn't mind listening to me talk and vent and helps me work on stuff and do you know anyone like that because if you do I'd really love to meet them do you think you could set us up on a date maybe?"

Continued!

>>1258841
>"Uh, I've thought it over and look, maybe my previous comment about you only having the rights I give you was a little out of line. So far I've tried to keep all my friends inside me and they all end up running away so with you I'll try something different where you'll live with me in my room at the palace but I'll need to get slowly used to the idea of you not being inside me all the time so we'll start with free time during the day and I'll keep you inside me at night like a teddy bear until I feel comfortable enough to not need you to sleep at night. But don't ever ever ever EVER think you'll ever be lonely again, because I'll always be there, and all the new friends I make will always be there, and it'll be super-fun-all-the-time-wheeee! Besides, I'm totally 100% not gay and totally straight, and wanting you inside me isn't because I think you're a hot hunk of wolf meat, it's because I feel better the more things I have inside my body AND IT'S NOT WEIRD AT ALL!"
>In addition to small localized tremors from Claw's constant, massive trembling from his sugar high, the controls for the silos suffer some damage from all the shaking, and he leaves massive potholes in the roads near the silo from the ground buckling in response to his trembles.

Rolled 6 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1258764
You gave us 5 months to convert 5 thousand people

We converted people as a action around 3 times so far.
>>1258746
I had some ideas for social reforms for our kobolds if anons are interested.

Rolled 3 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1258841
Seems I was a tad bit slow

>>1258734
You should know I've had multiple ideas on how to increase our PR right?
It isn't even that hard for us to do as we are now.

You rip off the top of the sugar silo, climb up the silo, and vacuum breath it down... At this point, your hyperactive self cannot be contained, as you start bouncing, with your tail wagging like an absolute madman. The foam coming out of your mouth is so sugary that you decide to reabsorb and digest it just for even more... Not to mention you notice your body turning a bit crystalline like a sugar crystal... You also note your very thirsty from nomming the silos...

Due to all the delicious silo-eating, you now have grown by yet another two stories...

The wolf guy is jiggled up and down in the now bouncing Claw, and he whines a bit and mentions how he just wants to go home... He seems to have slightly given up resisting... You have also noted the formation of gas inside you and bubbles from all the jiggling and eating and drinking...

Roll me a 1d20+6 to see if Claw's insane amount of energy has attracted the attention of the guards.

+3 if Claw can try to find a way to move silently even while insanely energetic and foaming at the mouth.
+2 if Claw can try to silently dispose of the gas or contain it. Or just weaponize it for the future. (+1 if he can hype up his internal gas and how good it is or something.)
+2 if Claw can consider how to vibrate, and bounce without anyone seeing him.
+1 if Claw can be insanely hyper and ultra-hype up his growth from nomming silos.(+1 if he can compare himself to the size of a human and think how awesome they'd think he is from absorbing everything.)
+1 if Claw can comment on the taste of his own slime-crystal bubbles. And encourage the werewolf to taste a bit.
+1 if he can continue being weird and have a questionable sexuality.
+1 if Claw can hype up how awesome Hansodr is.
+1 if Claw can make the werewolf ULTRA comfy.

If everything happens, it'll be an autosuccess.

Claw currently is also going to get an amazing success and economic boost, along with a moderate increase in life quality.

Rolled 12 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1260025

Rolled 4 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1260025
Focus the gas in a bubble near our moth so we can use it for a compressed air blast.

Also take some of the air and place it near our skin to help keep us quiet.
And continue reabsorbing our foam.

I'd say this could pass as a success if you can do more of the bonuses.

>>1260114
>"Huh. These things taste like soda. Hey werewolf guy. Taste it Taste it Taste it Taste it Taste it! C'mon eat me!"

We should just undulate our skin without bouncing around.
No need to actually jump around like a fool.

>>1260190
Close anon. Just do two more +1 bonuses and you should be good.

>>1260190
Claw's hyper enough that his body's vibrating from the energy he has. It'd be rather hard to stop bouncing, unless you can come up with a way for him to keep his paws on the ground.

>>1260209
>"Hansodr is going to be fucking amazing when I'm done with it. Better infrastructure, Safer work places, Park I'm giving the entire places the works. It's gonna be coolest part of this empire when I'm done with it. Ya know I think you should visit it with me you'd be amazed at how cool it'll be. Maybe we can check out the new park? Oh we should get some sugar if we do head down there, I love sugar, Ren says I shouldn't touch it when I can but I can handle it. He says I have I problem. I don't have any problem. I'm perfectly fine. Just look at me I am the picture of health. Honestly I think he worries too much. Do you think I have a problem? Probably not because I'm cool. You think I'm cool right? I think I'm cool. Yeah I'm cool."

You don't think anyone has noticed the bouncing giant werewolf yet, and you consider what to do...

Nomming the Warehouse and the Cargo Ship will grant anons a Critical Success when it comes to making Hansodr great.
Also, since I think it's extremely fitting with Claw's character, a upgrade.

>Try to head home...
>...Try to eat some normal food and dilute the pure sugar concentration you have inside you. Maybe try to sneak out to a grocery store or something. (Will make Claw less hyper from diluting the sugar!)
>Sneak into that warehouse! Soda! SODA!
>Cargo ship! The cargo ship has ton of tasty things on it! You desire more!!!
>Write-In

>>1260283
How big of an increase to our income will a crit do?>...Try to eat some normal food and dilute the pure sugar concentration you have inside you. Maybe try to sneak out to a grocery store or something. (Will make Claw less hyper from diluting the sugar!)

>>1260283
Well, it'd make the industry in Hansodr extremely effective and efficient... So probably around +20$ Million in income and cheaper soldiers and equipment for them.

You decide to maybe sneak out to a grocery store...

Roll me a 1d20+6 to see if you can sneak your way out...

+3 if you can try to fit yourself comfortably inside the metal container, even if you've grown a bit.
+2 if you can try to find a way to get over the walls without leaving a scent or anything...
+1 if Claw can think about how delicious food is and how many things he wants to absorb at the grocer... (+1 if he can try to offer food to him, and mention how it's probably covered in delicious slime and how that makes it even better. +1 if you can mention the benefits of an all-slime diet.)
+1 if you can be ultra hyper and hype up nomming things. (+1 if you can hype up growing from nomming things even more.)

Autosuccess if everything happens.

>>1260346
>+20 million
Man we really need to get to work redesigning all our places to make them more efficient.


Tighten the boundary of our skin to pack our slime tighter together.
Thicken the cohesion of our skin so we don't leave anymore slime.

Absorb as many things as we can ofc.
They have meat, fish, dairy, eggs, poultry, chips, bread, SUGAR, chips and everything.

>Hey guy do you want to eat things with me? You should it something. It has additives the best in fact SUGARY SLIME. It's fast to eat and easy to digest not to mention healthy and delicious. Honestly I am being too nice not just eating everything for myself. Nomming things is too fun. That feeling when you absorb and digest things is just amazing. Plus I can GROW when I do it. Do you know how awesome that is. I get bigger by eating things. I get to do both of my most favorite things at once. Are you jealous? I understand if you are. It's too cool to be honest.


Don't we also get stat boosts when we grow in size?

>>1260425
Haven't gotten enough size to upgrade a stat yet temporarily. Typically every ten stories...

You tighten your skin and thicken it, and climb over the wall... Now of course, you need to sneak through the city streets...

Roll me a 1d20+6 to see if you can sneak through the city to a nearby grocery store!

+3 if you can find a way to sneak through the back-alleys without no one noticing, try to climb up to the roofs and move across that way without somehow attracting attention, or try to squeeze through the sewers and maybe get stuck...
+3 if Claw can think of random things he can absorb for even more size. And taste. (+1 if he can hype it up.)
+2 if Claw can be disappointed this isn't an enemy city and that he can't absorb everything.
+1 if Claw can talk to his werewolf friend. (+1 if he can have a questionable sexuality. +1 if there's a lot of mentions of being "forever inside him" and strange.)
+1 if Claw can get his werewolf friend even more comfy.
+2 if he can be ultra-hyper while doing all of this.
+1 if he can find a way to silently talk to his werewolf friend.

If everything's done, it'll be an autosuccess.
If everything's done amazingly and with high quality; along with thinking how nice it would be if his friends were also gelatinous, and think how awesome it would be to be even bigger and envy Renexizious for his size, it'll be a critical autosuccess in which he'll find a way to enter the grocery store subtly..

Rolled 12 + 16 (1d20 + 16)

>>1260481
We could move through the back alley and since we have no bones whatsoever shift our legs so we can walk on the walls.

Basically our left and right legs would be 180 degrees and we'd use that to move above street level in the alleyway

Absorb dumpsters.
Cardboard boxes.
>Don't you think it's interesting how I can more or less digest anything and it'll be fine? That's fucking amazing. I can eat everything. Well. I could if this was an enemy city. Damnit.
I will not have claw sperg out again.
Fuck that shit.

Open up a air tube between our mouth and our werewolf friend.
Should let us talk to him safely.

Allowing for higher success if anons can try to hype it up even more, and think about trying to get the werewolf friend more comfortable.

>>1260655
>"Think about that for a second. I can eat literally anything. I'll never starve again! Could you imagine if everyone could do that? It would make everything so much easier. Not to mention more interesting."

We could give him a bubble.
Bubbles are always nice.
With tasty sugar crystals.

Amazing Success!

You sneak through the back alleys, clearing up trash and garbage via absorption. Yay for helping the environment!

You eventually sneak towards what seems to be a grocery store, and see that there seems to be two entrances... The front door, and what seems to be a truck offloading area, where there seems to be a few workers picking up crates to move them inside... The werewolf inside of you tries to claw out to escape after a bit, whining...

You feel slightly bad for him. Only a little though... Not to mention he pops the bubble you gave him, sending slime over the adjacent wall which you suck up.

What do anons?

>Try to go in through the front way?
>...Try to go in through the cargo offloading area...
>...Try to cram yourself through ventilation. (Will be very hard, and will make you very obvious to anyone outside of the building since your entire body can't fit inside while you attempt to cram through... Unless you can think of a way to hide your lower body as you try to climb through, or think of way to force your body inside the building.)
>...Sewers? (Similar problem above.)
>Maybe there's a grocery truck going here you can sneak into...
>Write-In

>>1260734
>...Try to go in through the cargo offloading area...

You circle around, and you see a chain link fence surrounding the back... It might be a bit hard to move... Not to mention seven guys offloading cargo... There's tons of boxes though, but your huge, taking up an entire alley, slightly suspended above the ground... Not to mention being SUPER HYPER and having foam coming out of your mouth...

Roll me a 1d20+7 to sneak in anons.

+3 if you can think how to get through the fence without being noticed!
+3 if you can think how to be much smaller and less noticeable! Your taller then the grocery store by a little bit!
+2 if you can think about either scaring off the guards and truck driver or just how to absorb them if they notice you.
+1 if you can think about tasty food inside the grocery...
+1 if you can remember how Elizabeth doesn't like you stealing from places and if you should leave money or not... (+1 if you can think how to actually get some money since you aren't carrying any on you right now.)
+1 if you can punish the werewolf for bursting a bubble and trying to escape, or just be really sad.

If everything's done, autosuccess.

Rolled 16 + 19 (1d20 + 19)

>>1260834
Slowly phase part of us through the chain fence then digest it


Expel some slime for less mass.

Expel that slime at the workers to stop them then vacuum breath them.

Absorb them then take their money.
so we can leave it so we don't have to steal

Meats, Cheeses, Bread, (Chocolate) Milk, Soda pop. All the nice things.


Reach inside ourself and smack that wolfman.
Then give him a lecture on proper behavior inside of us.

>>1260918
Are you sure you want to absorb Swedish citizens? Unless you intend to permanently take them or "take care of them" that might hurt your PR a bit since people know who Claw is kind of now. Not to mention there's a truck driver in a truck you have to take care of.

Also, if you expel slime then you'll lose progress to your next temporary stat upgrade... And finally, you kind of have to remember why Elizabeth doesn't like you stealing things.

>>1260948
Well you see.
Unlike Ren liz is way more moralistic. And while that's really nice alot of the time it can impede us other times.

And losing slime is fine.
Being bigger makes stealth harder and the temp upgrade is literally +1 for every 10 stories.


Fine we can just absorb them and shake them down for cash.

The werewolf too

>>1260973
Mind if I ask what you'll do with the workers though? Because leaving them behind might cause a scandal.

>>1260984
Kidnapping them of course.
Ren can use them for his lab stuff.

>>1261030
I should probably be concerned that you have little to no qualms for kidnapping Swedish citizens and experimenting on them just because otherwise it would be bad PR. That's the kind of thing that makes people think your shady as fuck.

>>1261044
Hmm.....
>Playing as an amoral Right wing nazi dragon that regularly allows himself to get possessed by a god of rage and bloodshed.
HMMMMM

>>1261053
Yeah, I'm just pointing this out a little.

16+19=35

Amazing Success!

You phase through the fence and absorb it, but not before depositing a large mass of slime in the alleyway, blocking it off... It slowly beings to melt away while you decide to vacuum breath up all the workers and rip the door off a truck and absorb the truck driver, and you begin to try and cram into the loading door... Which is quite smaller then you...

A lot of the workers are highly confused and are stretching you out a bit, making it hard to fit into the loading door... The big lorry blocking the way doesn't help either...

Roll me a 1d20+6 to try and cram yourself inside.

+3 if you can find a way to take care of the truck.
+2 if you can think how to fit through a loading door that's 1/3rd of your size...
+2 if you can punish the workers for trying to get out of you. (+1 if you can be nice to the werewolf friend for not trying to escape!)
+1 if you can explain the situation to the workers.
+1 if you can mention their fate with you.
+1 if you can also find a way to get inside the water-proof and air-proof wooden crates full of food...

Rolled 5 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1261107
Kind of annoying though.
I know it's shady but Ren is consistently more shady than I could ever be.

We could slowly absorb the truck?
We could gain access to the food by engulfing then absorbing it as well.

>>1261107
Oh, also autosuccess if everything is done.

>>1261188
...If you try to absorb the truck you'd have to figure out how to squish it down so you can cram it indoors with you. It'd digest very slowly too, since it's a big metal truck.

>>1261203
Start constricting ourselves again to start crushing the truck down.

And start seeping into as many cracks in the thing as we can.
Reaching more surface area means we can digest it faster.

Allowing samefagging if you can think of a way to fit through the door and punish the workers, and mention their fate.

Rolled 10 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1261246
If we force the workers to behave by giving them some good smacks it should help us fit.

>I'm sorry but I am taking you all with me to a scientist so he can use you as test subjects for his experiments.

and honestly we don't even need to experiment.
Ren can just work on giving them a mind wipe then release them.

Rolled 18 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1261246
After that we can just lock them in a stench bubble.

Also leaving behind more slime might help along with filling in the cars empty spaces.

18+12=30

Good Success!

You smack the workers around a bit, and absorb and constrict the truck, trying to get as much of you inside as possible as you digest it...

You leave more of your slime behind, and feel smaller, and cram in through the moderate-sized loading door... You squeeze through into a storage area, and find some delicious boxes you also absorb, before seeing the large supermarket halls, full of unsuspecting consumers and their families...
Of course, there's a few ways you can do this...

You currently have stolen 450$ worth of money from everyone inside of you.

What do anons?

>Remember Elizabeth's words... You don't have to steal... Just have to pay for a bunch of food... (You'll barely get anything with the amount of money you have.)
>You need more money... Target the customers some more... Or think of another thing.
>Try to buy some things... And maybe shoplift a little bit.
>...Sneakily try to absorb everything...
>Write-In

>>1261488
>Try to buy some things... And maybe shoplift a little bit.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to shoplift.

+3 if you can try to act... Normalish. Normal. Yeah. As normal as a giant gelatinious wolf can be.
+2 if you can think about how to get as much slime everywhere as possible. (+1 if you can cover the entire store in it.)
+2 if you can try to avoid absorbing other customers somehow.
+2 if you can think about how to shoplift EVERYTHING. (+1 if you can hide it somehow and somehow hide the people inside you.)
+1 if you can steal from shopping carts.
+1 if you can be socially awkward on trying to buy all this stuff.

If everything's done it'll be an autosuccess.

>>1261592
Whistle innocuously as we move down the isles.
Exoanding and shifting our slime to cover as much of the store us possible.

Use moving between isles as a excuse to stretch above them and cover the roof and shelves in slime.

Bump into shoppers with carts.
When we bump though phase through the the cart and take all the stuff.
Slime up the shoppers a bit.
and if they get to uppity mutter autistic shit about 360ing Xboxes.


When we go to buy the stuff pick a female cashier and ask her for her picture.
Then say she smells nice.

Trap the people and items in a bubble with a thicker wall than normal.
Depending on the color of our slime they should stay hidden.

>>1261712
Eh. A little more indepth with more covering in slime, I guess, and the shoppers would notice you stealing from them. Try to be more subtle.

Rolled 7 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1261734
Ya know after this I think we should head back.

>Subtle
>A giant jello wolf.
...
Just wait till they turn their backs and take everything in their carts

>>1261815
...Why would they turn their back to you? A giant jello wolf?

Also, I'm going to take a nap for a bit anons.

Rolled 12 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

Since I can't get some sleep I'll give an update.

You whistle innocuously as you move down the isles, expanding and shifting and shedding and leaving slime everywhere, bumping into shoppers, getting slime everywhere, and stealing as much as you can... You even buy some stuff to be nice, and ask for a picture from a cute cashier. You briefly consider absorbing her because she smells nice... But you remember that Elizabeth told you that "women don't like being absorbed" and that "you should take them out on a date, give them some flowers", and to "just to talk from the heart about your feelings".

You awkwardly stutter and prepare to buy things from the cashier who seems a bit confused about you leaving slime everywhere.

Rolling to see if Claw drops any spaghetti.

9 (the +3 was supposed to be a -3)

You stutter awkwardly.

"I-I'll uh... C-can I get your n-n-n-uuumber?"

You say, pressing into your slime, letting some bubbles out. She's a bit disturbed.

"Uh..."

"I-I mean, your uh... Your a really..."

You look around nervously, your slimy body having some moisture drip from it to the already slime-covered floor.

"I-I uh... Y-y-y... Yo-..."

You can barely speak english.

"C-can I have this in a bag?" You mutter out, nervously.

"Yes?"

"T-to go."

She seems a bit confused.

"To go?"

"Y-y-yeah."
You blush slightly, realizing that most people eat their food outside of the grocery store.

"...Erh, it's about... Two-hundred dollars."

"O-oh. Yeah..."

You spit out some foul-smelling, slimy Swedish marks.

"Have a... Good day?"

"Y-y-you t-too." You stutter out, nearly spilling the spaghetti you absorbed from earlier.

You absorb the food and truck and feel most of your body become good old slimy chunks... Though you do double around and re-absorb all that slime you left behind... It's insanely sugary, but luckily your mouth isn't foaming anymore...

You realize the cargo dock is literally a block away from here, and that you could just go do it... Though you are roughly twenty stories now...

Choose a stat to upgrade anons.

Claw's Stats

Body: 9 (+8) (+3 from ANGER)
Intelligence: 2 (+1)
Agility: 13 (+12)
Wisdom: 3 (+2)
Charisma: 2 (+1)
Insight: 1 (+0)

>Growth. (Increase Claw's size by one story permanently. His permanent size is currently ten, and if he gets to 20 he gets a free slime mutation and a +2 to Strength, and no penalty to Dex.)
>Upgrade Dexterity.
>Upgrade Strength
>Upgrade Charisma
>Upgrade Intelligence.
>Upgrade Wisdom.
>Get a Temporary Slime Mutation.

By the way, whenever Claw hits the milestone of getting 10, this is what he gets at hitting 10 stories in one go permanently.

Basically, if he gets 10 stories again another day, he gets the upgrade you choose right now until he gets smaller or the day goes by.

>>1262007
>Get a Temporary Slime Mutation.

Choose one anon.

>Thick Slime. (Bullets find it hard to hit you, and everything inside of you finds it much harder to attempt to escape, and your strength is increased by +1, and your weight is doubled and you are more dense.)
>Slimy Terrain. (Making the ground slimy gives you a +1 to all Dex and Strength rolls, and in addition lets you move faster and makes enemies who step in it unable to move; along with making them focused on trying to get out rather than attack you. In addition, this allows you to indirectly control objects if you are touching the slime and the slime is connected to another object, like a valve or button.)
>Stick Slime. (Your slime is sticky enough where you can stick on almost everything, allowing you to climb unopposed, along with being able to shoot small tentacles of sticky slime to pull things towards you. You also become a bit more loose and can stretch out even further.)
>Gelatinious Fur. (You sprout fur which is technically gelatinous... And double as small slimy extensions that can spike a small distance away, and you arguably become a little less weird. This gives you a +2 to Charisma, and your body becomes able to shoot small spikes of slime to up to 25ft away.)

>>1262120
>Stick Slime. (Your slime is sticky enough where you can stick on almost everything, allowing you to climb unopposed, along with being able to shoot small tentacles of sticky slime to pull things towards you. You also become a bit more loose and can stretch out even further.)

I'm going to wait for a second vote.

If no one responds in the next thirty minutes, I'm going to go along with the sticky slime.

You feel your body become sticky with your nervous sweat, and you just can't help but sticking everywhere... It seems like when you get nervous you get even more sticky... Hell, even some of the restaurant tiles gets absorbed due to your stickiness...

You have two places left to raid... Or just head home...

>Raid the cargo ships!
>Raid the warehouse!
>Head home... You've had enough. (Have an amazing success from all the sugar you've absorbed!
>Write-in

>>1262759
cargo ships

You decide to go after the cargo ships...

You of course, carefully take the alley-ways and begin to sneak to the docks...

You see a large cargo ship with the large Coca Cola brand emblazoned on the side of it...

You dip a toe in the water... And are terrified to notice that the water dissolves your toe... It seems you tend to dissipate in large bodies of water, which terrifies you.
God, and you already didn't like water...

So now you can't swim... (But at least you don't have to take baths ever again!)

Hm.
What to do?

Actions

>...Try to find a way to swim in the water? (RISKY AS HELL)
>Try to climb up a building and jump onto the ship...
>...Try to sneak into the ship, though there's only one real entrance...
>...Try to stretch yourself by sticking onto something or wrapping around something, and try to stretch towards the ship... Maybe you can reach it?
>Write-in

Bumping.

Final bump tonight.

I suppose all anons, even lurker-anon is dead.

>>1262795
>...Try to sneak into the ship, though there's only one real entrance...

By the way anons, I was a bit tired so I came up with an idea of making a discord server. Anyone think this is a good/bad idea?

You decide to sneak into the ship... Which could be sort of hard... There's a small bridge full of workers going across and over it, and a few armed mercenaries guarding it... Not many though... The ship is about 20ft away from the dock, and a crane seems to be used to get all the cargo onto trucks...

Roll me a 1d20+4 (-2 from all the attention on that one entrance!) to sneak in!

+3 if you can try to find a way to stay hidden while trying to get onto the ship!
+2 if Claw can worry about the water and falling into it.
+2 if Claw can be a bit disappointed he didn't absorb that woman from earlier. She was nice.
+1 if Claw can be hyped about hitting twenty stories.
+1 if Claw can try to self-justify shoplifting. Elizabeth would be mad...
+1 if Claw can be a bit angry at the workers inside of him for wanting to escape. (+1 if he can threaten them.

If everything is done, autosuccess.

Rolled 11 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1263252
I'd say go for it and see what happens.

>"Hm. I don't think it'd be a good idea to fall in that water. It'd be kind of hard to stick together if I did."
She was nice so having her aboard the rid would have been cool. Shame she had a job to do though and kidnapping her would have been rude.

>"20 Stories. I'm almost 20 stories big. That's...pretty amazing actuallyy. I ate enough stuff to grow to be 20 stories large. Most people don't even do that in their lives. I can do it whenever. Fucking amazing."

Well we payed for some of it but we're short some. Plus this is for the betterment of the citizens of hansodr.

>>1263274
Allowing samefagging if you can think of a way to sneak on the ship.

Rolled 10 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>1263275

oh and here's an idea.
Try using a blast of stench filled air and sending it over there to drive the workers away. If we can get them to live if even for just a minute or two we could get on.


And growl at the workers and tell them they are getting on our nerves. and if they keep it up things will end poorly for them

Rolled 19 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>1263252
I do not like discord, I have to use it for my raiding guild and I absolutely despise the program, for reasons starting with the goddamn X doesn't kill the program and I can't fully exit it without digging it out of my system tray, and the last thing I want is a bunch of 4chan anons listening to me bitch and whine about unrelated things. But, that is my personal opinion.

>Use new super-sticky powers to stick to the bottom of the gangplank and ooze up towards the entrance.
>"Oh fuck water oh fuckfuckfuck if I fall in, I'm gonna dissolve like that fucking sugar lump in Liz's tea, oh god that means I'm more sugar than anything else right now oh fuckfuckfuckfuck!"
>"I kinda wish I'd brought that nice girl with me though, I bet she'd know just what to say to make me feel better, I really should go find a nice girlfriend that likes me for me instead of sperging on concubines...they don't really like me anyway...I bet that she would have liked me."
>"Still though, twenty stories! I don't think I've ever been this big before! Take THAT Ren, now I'm almost as third as tall as you! There's no stopping me now!"
>"I think Liz would be mad if she knew about my shoplifting, but what else was I supposed to do? It's not like Ren pays me anything, and I needed more snacks to continue making Hansodr great and a werewolf paradise! It'll all be forgiven once Hansodr is working again, I know it will be, so it's fine."
>"Hey, quit moving in there. You keep wiggling, you're gonna fall out and drown in the ocean, and I can't jump in and save you if you do! If you don't quit wiggling, then I'm going to thicken my slime so you can't move at all, and I don't think you'd like THAT at all now, would you??"

>>1263284
I enjoy discord.
Mostly because I use it for other quests and it's good for memes.

>>1263275
And btw did veterans and soldiers have any reaction to us subsidizing their housing and making it cheaper?
>>1263284
Anyways I have to be off but so I can remember.


Things to do as soon as possible
>Hold a meeting to get rid of that title of war criminal
>Start a charity foundation.
>Work on medical advances

Things like this.

>>1263284
Go to task manager and end process anon. I think that works.

You stick to the bottom of the g angplank and crawl onto the ship, releasing a foul smell driving off workers...

Roll me a 1d20+6 to nom cargo containers.

+3 if you can find a way to nom the containers. (+1 if you can use the snow ball effect to absorb faster! +1 if you can try to encompass the ship! +1 if you can also try to reduce or spread out your we ight to prevent sinking the ship.)
+2 if you can take care of the guards.
+2 if you can take care of the crane.
+2 if Claw can get ultra hyper from all the sugar he's going ti eat.
+1 if Claw can think about slipping down into the lower decks.

If everything's done, autosuccess.

Rolled 2 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1263294

Rolled 2 + 17 (1d20 + 17)

>>1263294
I tried ending it from task manager, since it was built on the same codebase as google chrome, if it ends unexpectedly like being quit from task manager it just starts back up again. If I want it dead, I need to kill it from the system tray.

>Force some slime between the lid of the container and the container itself, and then use the slime as a fulcrum to pop off the lid and slide the rest of your slimy tongue into the container to absorb all the sugary goodness. As Claw grows, he simply absorbs other shipping containers, makes a specialized slime bubble just for them, and dissolves the metal shipping container away to reveal the sugary prizes within.
>Grab the guards and pop them into a (now empty) storage container. Upend it so they can't just walk out and put the lid back on, and lean it up against a wall so they can't knock it over and escape that way.
>Spit slime at the base of the crane so it can't spin and move anymore. If needed, spit slime at the cab so the operator can't leave the cab and get help, either.
>"Sugarsugarsugarsugar I think this was headed to the sugar silos from before, I'm going to have so much energy ENERGY RAWR JUST RUNNING ALL THE TIME! POWER RUNNING, POWER CITY PLANNING, POWER SPAWNING POINTS, NEW WORLD OF REICHCRAFT WILL HAVE SO MANY SPAWN POINTS, 400 SPAWN POINTS!"
>"I bet they're hiding all the goodgoodgood stuff below decks I gotta get down there and nom it NOW!"

>>1263313
Going to allow samefagging if you can either reduce your weight or spread out over the ship.

Rolled 10 + 17 (1d20 + 17)

>>1263314

>Allow slime to ooze out and cover the floor wall-to-wall in an even, if deep, layer to both keep weight evenly distributed AND absorb new shipping crates.

Autosuccess.

You allow some slime to ooze out and cover the floor in a deep layer, using it to suck other shipping crates towards you...

All the sugar in these crates makes you ULTRA hyper, and foam once again comes out of you mouth, with your body turning to a bright white, and your skin becoming slightly crystal... It somehow doesn't impede your consumption of more containers though.

You gain three more stories just from all that absorption, and you look into going below decks... Though it's an extremely tight fit... You even smell some more sugar below!

Roll me a 1d20+4 to try and seep into the lower decks. (-2 from it being a tight fit!)

+3 if you can think of a way to squeeze into the tiny holes somehow!
+2 if you can physically express your HYPER ACTIVE self.
+2 if you can try to hide the digestion and absorption of all those boxes from people on the docks!
+2 if you can be happy about the ship being even more comfortable, being covered in slime...
+1 if you can terrify the people sleeping below!
+1 if you can take care of the people sleeping below before they do anything!

If everything happens, autosuccess!

Rolled 13 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>1263327

>Use acid to make the holes a little larger so you can ooze through quicker! FOR SUGAR!
>Literally bounce from wall to wall after oozing through the holes, smacking into crates until they rupture and absorbing all the sugar within.
>Form massive amounts of bubbles in the slime you're oozing everywhere and coating the walls with. Sure, you're bouncing from wall to wall, but all the slime on the walls deadens the sounds of impact and reduces the rocking of the boat, it's like running headfirst into a foam wall! The people outside won't notice a thing...
>"Aw man, look at all this awesome slime, it's everywhere! I can't even feel hitting the walls, my slime just bounces me back off, this is so cool! I gotta recreate this for Ren sometime, he'll find it fun as hell too!"
>"Slavering, foaming jaws, check. Looks like a massive gel wolf with rabies, check. WHO WANTS JELLY WOLF RABIES???"
>"If you do NOT want jelly wolf rabies, then jump into that slime pile over there, or else I'll lob you into it myself."

Claw is now Flubber.

You make the holes a bit larger and ooze through the bottom decks, absorbing practically everything... Even the crew members who you stick below deck in a slime pile..

You grow by an additional 2 stories, and feel your body straining against the ship... In fact, it's rocking a bit... Now you have to get out! But your so hyper that your practically bouncing up and down, causing waves around the ship!
You squeeze out of the ship, and hop off it, into what seems to be an alleyway... You hyperactively flee deeper into the city, rubbing slime everywhere!

Your mouth is foaming extremely, causing a slight mist at the bottom of your feet that smells like delicious candy, to be fair. You even take a quick bite of your slime and it tastes like jelly! Delicious, delicious sugar jelly!

You hop excitedely through the streets... The werewolf inside of you whines about being "sick to his stomach" from all the jiggling and seems to be sore from all your squeezing...
Poor wolf guy...

What do anons?

>Head to the warehouse!
>Head home! (Ultra Success currently!)
>Write-In

>>1263460
>Head home! (Ultra Success currently!)

You bounce your way home...

You are back to being Renexizious.

[red]"So... Your telling me that Coca Cola has lost fifteen million dollars worth of... Sugar? Since last night?"[/red]

"Erh... Yes... And uh, if in case you haven't heard the slight tremors, Claw is uh... Bouncing excitedly around the palace."

[red]"I see... Well, at least he's getting exercise. Is there anything else?"[/red]

"He's uh... Sent the construction plans to you. So I believe not."

[red]"Ah! Good..."[/red]

Chrysoula leans over.

"H-hey, Ren?"

[red]"Wha-"[/red]

You hear a slight giggle from her, and turn around... She seems to have shaped the bubbly foam into a sort of very long beard.

[red]"Aw, that's adorable... Anyways, slave... Is that it?"[/red]

"Yes... Oh, also, the ministress of magicka is apparently on a excavation in Africa."

[red]"Got it. Thank you."[/red]

He leaves and you go back to playing in the tub with Chrysoula, and cover her entirely with bubbles, making a sort of bubble blanket. She seems to be smiling, and laughing a bit.

"R-ren? Let me try!"

[red]"Hey, come on. Don't move... You'll get all these bubbles off you."[/red]

You look up at the time... Elizabeth should be coming down any minute... God, do you really want to get out?

Actions

>...Well... Maybe you should get going... It's kinda late and you have work to do...
>See if Chrysoula's willing to help you more with science!
>...Just a bit more fun with your wife, Chrysoula... She's so cute when she's happy...
>...You know, you kinda need to make it up to Elizabeth. You should try to do something romantic for her!
>Write-In

>>1263479
>...Well... Maybe you should get going... It's kinda late and you have work to do...

Things to Work On, Item 1: Get rid of war criminal status!
Item 2: Charity Foundation (preferably for the arts)
Item 3: Work on medical advances, including human mutagen.

You decide to get up... You have things to do!

You give a kiss to Chrysoula, who seems a bit sad by you leaving her, and you head up the stairs...

You see Michael on the couch, watching more Gunsmoke, and eating a large tub of popcorn... Meanwhile, you hear inane giggling... A very, very happy Elslif runs around excitedly with a stick, booping Michael on his half-dragon snout every time she runs around in a circle...

"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!" She yells, seeing you, and charges forth with a stick, excited to see you, her little half-dragon tail wagging furiously. Not to mention her hopefully little eyes and adorable little feet...

What do?

>Brace for Elslif's charge. Grab her as she charges you for an amazing hug.
>...Elslif, have you been getting into the candy again?
>...Michael, come on. Play with your little sister.
>...Elslif, come on. I can't play right now...
>Elslif, you could hurt yourself! Put that stick down!
>...Elslif... Why don't I teach you how to duel with a stick? It's a very noble art.
>Write-In

>>1263495
>Brace for Elslif's charge. Grab her as she charges you for an amazing hug.
>...Michael, come on. Play with your little sister.

You brace for Elslif's charge, and grab her and giving her a hug... She laughs manically and hugs you sweetly.

"Daddy!" She gives you a kiss on the nose, happy to see you.

"Hey Elslif... Hey, Michael. Come on. Play with your sister, she's extremely hyper..."

"Dad! When's Renexizia getting back? I miss her!" Elslif says, extremely hyper.

"Oh... Uh, well... Soon. She's busy in Constantinople."

"Aww... Do you think she'll bring me anything?"

"I don't know..."

"Oh! Do you know why mommy's so scared? She's really red on her cheeks!"

"It's just something from earlier..."

"Yeah! Oh, dad? Do you wanna play outside? It's snowing! I wanna make a snowdragon with you!"

"Snow dragon?"

"Yeah! The biggest EVER!"

"...Really?"

"Yeah! Can we do it? Pleeeeeeeeaasssseee? Come on! I didn't stay up past my bedtime for a no!"

"...You stayed up past your bedtime?"

"Only a little!"

You give her a suspicious eyebrow.

"...How late?"

"Uh... I-I don't have to answer that! But come on dad! Mom doesn't want to play! Michael just wants to get fat and eat popcorn!"

"Hey!"

"It's true! Also, Odah is being mean and is sleeping! Come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!"

She jumps off your shoulders, flopping on the ground, and tries to drag you by the leg weakly.

"Daaaad! Come on! I wanna play with you! It's fun!"

Actions

>Smile intensely at this.
>...How about later, Elslif?
>...Fine... I guess I can play with you for a few minutes.
>Elslif... How long were you up?
>Come on, I'll get your mom to play.
>Michael. Play with your sister. That's an order!
>Just watch TV, ok?
>...I need to go... Sorry...
>Write-In

>>1263522
>Smile intensely at this.
>Michael. Play with your sister. That's an order!
>Write-In: Daddy's really busy right now, so he can't, but I promise I'll make snow dragons with you this weekend, ok sweetie?

You can't help but smile intensely at this...

"Daddy's really busy right now, so he can't... But this weekend the two of us will make snow dragons, ok sweetie?"

"Yay! Thanks dad!"

"Michael! Play with your sister, ok?"

"Alright, alright... I got it..."

You head outside to the gardens to try and figure out how to deal with the war criminal title...

You do however, remember your mother is trying to get you for a "family reunion", and no doubt is trying to hunt you down... Luckily, you know the one place she won't look... Which is Claw's room.

It's a filthy mess, full of slime everywhere getting on your feet and... Ugh. But you need to focus, damn it... And seriously, what's with that whining? It's like a dog or something's trapped in here.

Either way, you think about how to make yourself less "evil"...

Actions

>...Free the Dutch people from slavery.
>Maybe donate to a charity?
>...Try to get the US Embassy to help you? Viktor owes you... Right?
>Maybe you can try to get the Pope to endorse you?
>...Ignore it..
>...Maybe try to free your slaves?
>Try to do some good old fashioned propoganda.
>...Maybe you can threaten the UN...
>Deal with that pesky underground newspaper. Now!
>Write-In

>>1263599
>...Try to get the US Embassy to help you? Viktor owes you... Right?
If this is unsuccessful, then:
>...Free the Dutch people from slavery.

If that goes through successfully, then:
>Deal with that pesky underground newspaper. Now!

You decide to go to the US Embassy...

Who will you talk to?

>The Dwarf in charge of the embassy!
>...The uh... Minotaur. What was his name again? (If you can remember his name, get a small opinion bonus from him.)
>Write-In

Also, do you want to have fun and scare them like you did with Victor, or just try and convince them to help?

>>1263610
OH, and if anons want, you can try to convince Elizabeth with her amazing Charisma to do this for you.

>>1263610
>...The uh... Minotaur. What was his name again? (If you can remember his name, get a small opinion bonus from him.)
...I'm awful with names. But I thought we were going to call up Viktor directly?

>>1263628

Well, I'd assume they'd tell Viktor to help you so you don't interrupt any important meetings he has going on right now or interrupt his schedule, etc.

You head to convince the minotaur... Patrick, was it?

You find Patrick at what seems to be a copier machine, printing out what seems to be flyers for a "BBQ Steak Out, All You Can Eat" or something like that.

"Hey, Patrick?"

The minotaur turns around.

"Huh? Yeah? Can I help you?"

"Yeah... I was wondering... Wait, is that..."

He sighs.

"Yes, I know. It's a steak BBQ cook out. For the staff here, really."

"...Who's cooking it?"

He sighs.

"...Me."

You are a bit confused.

"Isn't that... Well, kind of like cannibalism? Besides, can you even digest it?"

"...Erh... I worked as a rancher for a while, so I'm used to it. And I can't eat the stuff, makes my insides want to explode. And technically we're not bovines, we just appear li-"

"Just saying... Anyways, am I invited?"

"I suppose so, if you want. Here's the flyer."

He hands you the flyer, and you thank him..

"Anyways, when is this?"

"Next month, really."

"Got it."

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can convince him to help you.

+3 if you can talk about how you clearly shouldn't be labeled a war criminal...
+2 if you can try to be friendly with Patrick. You really need his help after all.
+2 if you can mention if you'll go to his barbecue or not, and have an interest in this.
+1 if you can be disappointed at not being able to hang out with Chrysoula in the bath some more...
+1 if you can think lustfully/lovingly of Elizabeth... She's just so attractive. (+1 if you can talk about her lustfully/lovingly to Patrick. +1 if you can bide your time for Elizabeth and think when might be a good time to get that tumble with her.)
+1 if you can warn Patrick about the hyper-active Claw jumping all over the place...
+1 if you can also mention why you think minotaurs are pretty cool compared to humans...

Also, if you do everything, Patrick will want to help you.

Rolled 19 + 17 (1d20 + 17)

>>1263656

>"So, about that whole 'war criminal' thing, it's all just a huge misunderstanding. The Dutch aren't toiling in mineshafts getting whipped, I just had a bad day and flew down there to vent at some strange people because I couldn't do it at home. And then I...kinda brought some of them back to vent at on the way home. They're all perfectly fine and happy though."
>"So, who's idea was this barbecue? Yours or the lush's? Eugh...do you think I should go in there and pretend like I came to see him, instead of the guy who can actually get stuff done?"
>"I mean, I'd love to go to the barbecue, roasted meat is definitely my thing, but uh...are you sure that this doesn't bother you? Hell, did Lushy even ask you before saying you were going to cook up a couple cows for him?"
>...I kinda wish I could have made more bubble-beards with Chrysoula, shown her what a true example of manly, bubbly splendor looked like, but I have to get some of this crap off my plate before it explodes in my face, again. Then, once it's taken care of, I can go back to business.
>"Do you mind if I bring Elizabeth to the barbecue? I know she'd love to attend, saying it's a good excuse to mingle with our allies and such. And clearly, you'd want the world's most beautiful, shapely dragoness there, she's got just the perfect outfit for such an occasion. Affords an excellent view of the Royal Battalion, if you catch my drift. Just remember, admire from a distance."
>"And um...if you go to the castle to fill me on on what's happened, please remember to be aware of the hyperactive, sugar-coated, crystalline gelatinous wolf that's currently bouncing all over the castle grounds...he's a bit sticky."
>"And, I have to say, I admire your fortitude when it comes to this barbecue thing. You start talking about grilling up gorilla and the humans all get queasy and green, but a minotaur grilling up some beef? They don't even bat an eye. That kind of ability to just brush things off and go with the flow is pretty cool, if you ask me."

You tell Patrick all this, and he nods. He seems quite convinced and wants to help, but mentions how hard it'll be... Not to mention the concrete evidence against you. But he decides to help.

You of course, leave, and decide to deal with the underground newspaper.

What do?

> Get Liz to help. (+1 to Charisma abd better PR)
> Get Chrysoula to help. (+1 Charisma)
> Go and find it solo...
> Send the Lupus Mortem to tske care of them...
> Write In

>>1263744
> Get Liz to help. (+1 to Charisma abd better PR)

You decide to go get Elizabeth to help...

You head downstairs to the lair, and hear Elizabeth inside, taking a bath... And singing with Gwynevere. It's a very beautiful melody of "Britannia Rules the Waves", and you think about how to do this...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can get Elizabeth to help you.

+3 if you can find a way to maybe sneak into the bath with her.
+2 if you can compliment her lovely singing...
+2 if you can be lustful and loving towards her.
+2 if you can give her good arguments why she should come with you.
+1 if you can appeal to her wanting good PR.
+1 if you can make more innuendo jokes towards her majesty's fleet.
+1 if you can mention how you plan to shut it down.

Autosuccess if everything happens and you can threaten her with embarrasing her further.

Rolled 6 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1263756
Well patrykos was nice.

Obscuring mist+drow form
>Absolutely divine. Maybe we should form a band? You'd make a great lead.
We'd play a mean bass

Start helping her wash 'Very' thoroughly.

Allowing samefagging if you can be more loving/lustful to your wifem

Rolled 14 + 17 (1d20 + 17)

>>1263977
Begin massaging her shoulders and talk low and slow.
>it's nice seeing her majesties fleet floating the waters again. They are quite appealing. Elizabeth if you could be so kind would you mind helping me with the underground newspaper? You are so good with people and this would really help my appearances and yours as well. I wanted to see if we can get them to work for me. I understand they want the truth but I'd rather they didn't spread slander either. Though if you don't want to gi we could have some more fun. That spectacle at the cake store was glorious.

14+17=31

Good Success!

You sneak in your drow form, and surprise her in her lovely naked body...

"Hey Elizabeth... I must say, your absolutetly divine... You know, maybe we should form a band. You'd be a great lead..."

You message her shoulders...

"It's nice to see her majesty fleet floating the waters again... Quite appeal, if I do say..."

You give them a bit of a squeeze, and she blushes and giggles.

"R-ren, come on..."

"Hey... Why don't you help me with the underground newspaper? Your good with people, and it would really help our appearances... Maybe they'll even work for us. I understand they want the truth... But don't you agree slander's a bit far?"

"W-well, I agree..."

"Yeah... You know, if you don't want to go, we could have more fun... That spectacle at the cake store was nice..."

"H-hey... Come on... I'm trying to w-wash here..."

"Really?"

"C-come on... I don't know... D-do they get my good sides though?"

"Your good sides?"

"W-well... I don't know... I mean, us Brits support freedom of the press..."

"Really?"

"I-I just think it's a bit of a slippery slope..."

You seem close to a success

Roll me a 1d20+5 if you can completely convince her.

+3 if you can mention the advantages of a controlled press.. (+2 if you can mention how they'd portray you and Elizabeth... +1 if you can encourage Elizabeth to maybe consider controlling the press...)
+2 if you can continue being lustful and loving. (+1 for more innunendo.)
+1 if you can mention which side is Elizabeth's best side.
+1 if you can compliment Elizabeth's other forms... And mention how nice your drow form is.

Rolled 7 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1264117
>Look liz if you leave the press to their own devices they'll just get more and more ridiculous and soon they are making up outlandish stories until you go from a kind mother of many to a despotic all consuming tyrant maybe you should consider it too? Trying to keep the press focused on constructive discussion and not becoming some political circus.

Keep up that relaxing message and let it go down lower.
Sides, Chest, Abdomen. Focus on the chest.

>You know this drow form is pretty fun. All of mines are. You should consider trying yours out more too. They make you look cute. I bet they are just as useful as mines are too if not more.

Does our dwarf form give a boost to blacksmithing?

>>1264234
I'd assume so, actually. Allowing samefagging if you can be more lustful and mention how cute she is.

Rolled 4 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>1264241
And do elves have any innate skill for nature magics?
Are they truly treefuckers?

>C'mon I think you look cute with purple skin. You look cute short in your dwarf form. The sharp ears in your elf form are nice too.

Liz's best sides?
Her front and her back.

In fact.
Smack her back.
A good part of our day.

Rolled 8 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>1264241
Make out with her.
And tease her with the thought of tumbling in our different forms

>>1264338
Allowing a success if you can mention how beautiful she is while naked and embarrassed, and be a bit more lustful.

>>1264975
Let's move positions in the bathtub.
Move right in front of liz.
Look her right in the eyes and fondle her boobs.

>You know you look so wonderful right now. You're hair soaking wet. Blushing and flustered. That red tone is so adorable. It's so tempting to have some fun right now. Maybe I should embarrass you a bit more often.

>>1265020

I think your already fondling that. In the "message" part.

>>1265033
Be a bit more rough.
Position ourselves to be on top of her and move our face right next to her when we say this.

ya know.
We could shift into our yuan ti form.
So we can grope her chest and ass.

"Come on Elizabeth, if you leave the press alone they'll make up outlandish stories from you being a kind mother of many cute children to a despotic, all consuming tyrant... Maybe you should consider controlling them more too..."

You compliment her scales and blushing, and make out with her along with groping and wrapping around her... She's a bit shocked by your yuan-ti form...

"R-ren... I don't know if controlling the press is a good idea... Besides, how would they claim I'm a tyrant if I listen to them?"

"Come on..."

Elizabeth is very, very close to being convinced...

Roll me a 1d20+7 anons.

+3 if you can reassure her about being a kind beautiful mother, rather then a despotic consumer of many. (+2 if you can calm her down about her previous past time of eating people, and try to be understanding...)
+2 if you can mention how sad it would be if people thought she as anything but a nice mom. (+2 if you can bring up examples of being a nice, maternal figure to all.)
+1 if you can be loving towards her.
+1 if you can mention how people would love her if the news painted her as the best mother to ever grace this earth. (+1 if you can appeal to her desiring more children. A lot more. +1 if you can think who's a better mom, Elizabeth or your mom.)

Autosuccess if everything happens.
Critical Autosuccess if anons can really go into detail about just how amazing Elizabeth is as a mother and why maybe later you'd be up for even more kids... And how loved she would be if she controlled the newspaper.

>>1265143
>Any mother but our mother being the best mother
Sounds like heresy to me.

>Oh liz you know how some people love to blow things out of proportion. You wouldn't want anyone to think you anything but a amazing mother no? That would be quiet a shame. you're amazing cooking. The way you care so much, constantly worrying about them. The fact you want to do nothing but spend time with them. The way you pay so much attention to each minor detail. Constantly looking over them when you can. You're pride and trust in them. How could you be nothing if not a amazing mother? Sure other's may say you ate one or two people but that was in the past and you weren't in the right mind of yours. It surely could not be your fault. Think about it. You could be the image of a good mother to all. A beacon of motherhood. and you know. While you're thinking about how great you are with kids. Maybe in the near future we could make more? That is...If you want to of course.

>>1265337
Very close anon... But could you go a bit more indepth on her being a motherly figure to practically everyone, and reassure her more about the past "eating people" thing.

>>1265367
>"Just think about it. People would look to you for parenting advice. You would be the standard set. The pinnacle. The beacon. The one everyone would look up to. Respected to the extreme. How could you say no to that? Would you really let that be denied because you ate a few people? Because some people decided to overblow a minor incident? I don't think you did anything bad. You were innocent. Not in control. Surely you can't be held responsible. The other option is utterly ridiculous. You are a wonderful mother. Anything else someone says would be a bold faced lie.

You tell Elizabeth all this while you lovingly rub up against her...

She gives you a massive hug.

"Yeah... I- I think your right."

"Of course I am... Now, when do you want more kids?"

She gives you an even tighter squeeze...

"Oh, Ren? I was thinking... Maybe we should have a nursery for them..."

"Really?"

"Or at least some place to store the eggs... I don't know if they like being outside."

"Well... Maybe..."
Her Majesty's Battalion floats in the water as she sinks down, before sinking down with her...

"...I'll get dressed here in a minute, ok?"

"Great. I love you."

The two of you exchange kisses.

"...Why don't we have a few children when we get home? Just saying."

"...Well... Sure?"

She smiles, clearly happy...

You wait for her to pack up...

Anyways ,from Claw's recent hijink, choose one...

>Stable Mutation
>Unstable Mutation
>Ultra Unstable Mutation
>Slime Mutation.
>Upgrade Mutation.

>>1266506
Oh, and also...

>SPECIAL MUTATION. (Limited Time!)

Oh, also sorry for falling asleep. Didn't realize it was so late now.