>>1253902

You make to react, but Vintage's surprised - and offended - outburst beats you to the punch. "But I'm her Equerry! If she's busy, then I should--"

"You have emotional and familial ties to the Ninth Officio Assassinorum, Equerry Karasawa." The sharp-faced young woman makes her way to the 'altar' - her obviously priceless artifact armor's servos purring with her every movement - and it's at the jewel-festooned, skull-encrusted throne there that she stops, turning so slightly to face you and the rest of the chapel. "While the Ninth itself is not being judged here, the fact that you come from the same Officio as the Accused means that you are compromised and thus exempt from the trial itself."

Shock. Then outrage. "Kiryuin, you fucking know that I outrank you--"

"Not an argument." The black-haired woman's small, frosty smile is as sharp as the cutting retort that sliced through Vintage's frustrated growl. "Our Warmaster has spoken, and by her word we shall conduct the proceedings." She looks around the chapel. "Is there anyone else who objects to such an arrangement? No? Then let us proceed posthaste."

"W-wait. Wait. Before that, shouldn't we be introducing ourselves to Matsuda, at least?" Vintage is clearly on edge now but also obviously trying her best to maintain a semblance of composure. "Present circumstances aside, this IS her first time here, among...esteemed peers." There's the tiniest bit of venom that you can detect in that pause, small enough that it could be mistaken as
frustration - but it was there, and you're surprised no one else picked it up, judging by the stony expressions on the rest of the chapel's occupants. That or they're just used to Vintage being contentious.

Silence, here, before the white-armored woman shakes her head. "Karasawa, this is a trial of the most serious import. The Accused is here, crucified according to her wishes, and awaiting judgment. Proper introductions can wait until after the fact."

"Shouldn't we ask her, then? Despite everything else, Matsuda does share the rank that our absentee Warmaster. That DOES count for something, yes?" The bespectacled Equerry snaps back, before turning to you.

How do you respond?

[]Shake your head. You don't care what their names are. All you care about is hearing what Mami has to say.
[]Nod. Yeah, you'd like to know who they are. Putting names to the faces you're staring would be nice, at least.
[]Shrug noncommittally, light a cigarette. Instead ask why the First Warmaster couldn't be bothered to show her fucking face.

>>1253902
[X]Nod. Yeah, you'd like to know who they are. Putting names to the faces you're staring would be nice, at least.

>>1253905
>[X]Shrug noncommittally, light a cigarette. Instead ask why the First Warmaster couldn't be bothered to show her fucking face.

>>1253905
>[X]Nod. Yeah, you'd like to know who they are. Putting names to the faces you're staring would be nice, at least.

Would be nice to know who we're dealing with.

>>1253905
[]Nod. Yeah, you'd like to know who they are. Putting names to the faces you're staring would be nice, at least.

We need to know the people we are about to kill, after all (we don't say this aloud, of course)

>>1253902
>[x]Nod. Yeah, you'd like to know who they are. Putting names to the faces you're staring would be nice, at least.

>>1253914
Because she's (spoiler)this timeline Homura(spoiler)

She does not want to spill the beans...yet

>Almost 15 minutes
>4 votes

I miss /tg/

What were we up to again?

>>1253905
[X] Nod. Yeah, you'd like to know who they are. Putting names to the faces you're staring would be nice, at least.

>>1253905
>[X]Nod. Yeah, you'd like to know who they are. Putting names to the faces you're staring would be nice, at least.

>>1253905
[X] Nod. Yeah, you'd like to know who they are. Putting names to the faces you're staring would be nice, at least.

>>1253929
We didn*t really have a plan for the Mami situation. How we would switch Mamis soulgame for a fake was never properly explained.

what i remember is
-we have a nuke
-we want to steal the golden weapons while we are here
-some kind of super witch is going to help us out with diversion that triggers when we start smoking (?)

>>1253929

Depends.
Originally we want to SAVE the pancakes.
But let's see how the trial works out.
If shit hits the fan, we got the cigarette.

>>1253905
> [X]Nod. Yeah, you'd like to know who they are. Putting names to the faces you're staring would be nice, at least.
Also
> [X]Ask why the First Warmaster couldn't be bothered to show her fucking face.

>>1253929
Saving Mami from an execution

>>1253905
>[X]Shrug noncommittally, light a cigarette. Instead ask why the First Warmaster couldn't be bothered to show her fucking face.

We have a reputation to uphold after all.

>>1253905
>[X]Shrug noncommittally, light a cigarette. Instead ask why the First Warmaster couldn't be bothered to show her fucking face.

KNEE CAPS FOR THE… knee cap throne?

>>1253938

Oh wait. A cigarette. Not THE cigarette.
In that case, also smokem.

>>1253937
So basically: top priority is saving Mami

I think trying to steal golden weapons on top of saving Mami and protecting your own with the entirety of the First and an assassin on your ass is a bit much to ask for.

>>1253905
>[]Nod. Yeah, you'd like to know who they are. Putting names to the faces you're staring would be nice, at least.
Dildo Emperor demands the proper dildo procedures.

>>1253938
Honestly, even Decu admitted that the result of the trial is clear: execution. The distraction is our only choice to save Pancakes

>>1253947
I know.
But we still want details.
That's why we need to let the trial happen.
We NEED the truth.
It's not like anything BAD ever happened when searching for the truth, RIGHT GUYS?
Let's get in the right mood.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZAHk0g-Nfk
SINS OF THE TRANSCENDED.

>>1253905
>[x]Shrug noncommittally, light a cigarette. Instead ask why the First Warmaster couldn't be bothered to show her fucking face.

>>1253905
>[X]Nod. Yeah, you'd like to know who they are. Putting names to the faces you're staring would be nice, at least.

>>1253950
>But we still want details.
What we really need is a window of opportunity. A perfect moment to trigger the distraction and snatch Mami's soulgem undetected. Hopefully without being baited into a trap.
Is Hazuki the one with prognostication powers? She may be arranging some kind of countermeasure as we speak.

>>1253957
Exactly

If Hazuki is a powerful seer as Decu has confirmed (And if we take into consideration what Yuma said during her arc, about The First having a group of seers), Then doesn't that means that our plan is already known?

>>1253961

Depends on to what an extend seers work.
Because they THEN would already know we gave away our soulgem

Yo who let muffin ass think she runs shit? This ain't Honnouji. Five bux says she is why the Warmaster is...indisposed.

[X] Shrug noncommittally, light a cigarette. Instead ask why the First Warmaster couldn't be bothered to show her fucking face.

>>125395
>>1253957
>>1253961
>>1253968
>Is Hazuki the one with prognostication powers?

That's Haruka, her younger sister. We have her locked up several basements below the Officio for being a traitor

>>1253970
I know about Haruka, but the warmaster is supposed to have the same skill, or at least that's what I heard from anon.
That gives me an idea - who actually demands the execution here? The warmaster? The incubator? Or is it just the question of following the law of the Officio, however stupid it is?

>>1253910 >>1253914 >>1253919

You nod at Vintage. Yeah, sure. It'd be nice to be able to put names to the new faces you're meeting, you hear yourself reply. Circumstances aside and all.

"...As you wish." The sharp-featured woman in brutal ivory armor clears her throat delicately, before gesturing to herself. "I suppose I'll start. I am Eversor Rank Leader Kiryuin Satsuki of the First Officio Assassinorum, former High Templar of the Second and Emperor's Champion of a number of crusades. As I have declared just now, I am tasked by my Warmaster to facilitate and oversee the judgment of Tomoe Mami." She smiles here, the same cold, frosty smile from earlier, before nodding at Vintage, who simply scowls back before turning to you.

"Karasawa Vintage. Equerry of the First. You know what I do. Everyone else does, too." There's something almost petulant with how she spits her name out, an immature look that isn't really helped by her height - or lack of it - and her general mousiness. She cants her head irritably to the rest of the other girls in the chapel, who reply with the same somber lack of enthusiasm as you have.

Kinomoto Sakura, replied one of them, a cheerful-looking brown-haired girl with a rather ornate pink-and-rose outfit with superdeformed angel wings. Her green eyes twinkling as she smiled at you, before bowing.

Takamachi Nanoha, replied another, a brown-haired drink of water wearing what looks like a very robe-y looking school uniform. Her Soul Gem, a crimson one shaped into a perfect sphere, is gilded in a way you've never seen before, and seemed to be almost sentient as it glowed in time with her heartbeat as it hung from her neck as a pendant.

There were a handful of others, but even as you tried to pay attention and remember them - there's a good chance you may be trying your level best to kill each and every one of them later after all - your attention was held elsewhere as a certain wariness overpowered you. Cold gooseflesh rising on your arms, on the back of your neck, more than the obvious tension in the room already warranted. A keenness you've never felt before, not even back in the Akashic Realm, where you hunted down the Prophet herself.

+ Someone's...here. + The faint voice of Smartass, your one remaining fragment, whispers in your ear. + Someone familiar. But I can't place who, or what, or...when. +

When?

+ Like I said, I'm not sure. But we're so close to her Grief Seed, it may be nothing. +

...Ah. Right. Pinky's grief seed. You try to stare out one of the many plate-glass windows, but you can't quite catch sight of it.

[1/2]

>>1253978

You manage to wrest your attention back to the introductions just as it seems to be looping back to you. "I'm a bit disappointed our latest recruit isn't around to introduce herself, but perhaps that's a blessing. I find that she can get a bit too enamored with her own voice and posterior. A creature of peerless vanity if I ever met one, always with her smartphone." Satsuki shakes her head, before gesturing to you. "Well, it's your turn, Matsuda. Yes, I realize I named you first, but for formality's sake..."

You nod.

How do you introduce yourself?

[]Formally.
[]Like you always do.
[]With a threat.
[]Write-in.

>>1253977
Reread the previous thread. Mami allegedly asked to receive the full gamut of measures that are stipulated by the Officio system.

>>1253978
>Takamachi Nanoha

Get ready for a extra-large helping of FRIENDSHIP

>>1253981
[X]Formally.

Alright, if we're going to be dildo about, best be FULL DILDO. If only to weird out everyone.

>>1253981
>[X]Like you always do.

>>1253981

>[X]Formally.
WATCH WEARING DILDO TIME.
Yes, we are a fuck up in pretty much every regard.
But at least we do our job properly. That's the one thing you cannot take from us.

>>1253981
>[X]Like you always do.
The asylum finally let you out, Decu?

>>1253981
>[]Like you always do.
And take a notice of how they react, search for sticks-up-their-asses.

>>1253981
>[]Formally
No need to be rude

>>1253981
>[]Formally.
>[]Like you always do.

>>1253981
>[X]Formally.
If we absolutely have to act like a dildo wearing a watch, we might as well make it a ridiculously gigantic gleaming golden watch.

>>1253981
>[X]Formally.

>>1253981
>[]Like you always do.

>>1253984
>Get ready for a extra-large helping of FRIENDSHIP
She will drop a magical nuke on us and then make friends with our remains.

>>1253982
There was already an idea that it's all Mami's keikaku, but I'm starting to doubt she's the only schemer here. There's too many players here to be honest.

>>1253981
>[X]Like you always do.

>>1254000

So... who told us that Mami demanded it again?
What if mind control?

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>>1253981

>>1254007

I was missing those.
Also, the summonings.

>>1254003
A culexus of The First confirmed that she did it by her own will

>>1254003
Vintage told us Mami specifically requested the harshest restraints because anything less and she'd continue to have a go at them.

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>Only 4 Golden Weapons acquired out of 20
>The Final Chapter

>>1254014
We're clearly on an any% speedrun.

>>1254014

Well, do you WANT to kill Pinky Madokami?

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>final chapter

So then.
Shall we...
BEGIN?
Nyan nyan!

Considering how deculture has been running this insanity, i doubt its the final chapter.

>>1254024

That I wouldn't say.
Last chapter: Part 104
Everyone is Idols

>>1254024
I think is it, but is going to be veeeeeeeeeery long, to accomodate all the chapters that still need to appear

>>1254019
Final chapter, but not necessarily the final thread.

>>1254019
>>1254031

Wait for "Chapter: After the Final"

>>1254024
He's been trying to end it for years. Don't you remember him saying "MGNQ will be finished by early 2015!" or "MGNQ will be finished by 2016!" on twitter?

So the First is made up of the who's who in the magical girl world.

We're gonna need bigger bombs.

>>1254003
Maybe. But remember that Mami is good with keikakus and has connections. And she almost killed us (allegedly, teleporting straight from the Moon). But after being pulsed by Midori she does a 180 and fails an assasination attempt, despite being a cold professional. It's thanks to that fiasco that we are able to be here, close to the new GW and also we have conveniently met a group of people that want us to succeed in rescuing her. A little to convenient, don't you think?
Here's an idea: Mami wants to help us in our quest, but even she can't just barge in and ask for GWs. So she arranges all of this so we have a chance. She didn't do this alone, she's with those "benefactors" Lewdxuria was talking about.
That of course doesn't mean we should trust them unconditionaly, but we may have more allies in this base that we think we have.

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> no one else summoning

>>1254027
Does this mean we get to drive a lori?

>>1254034
I do. Was laughing every time he failed to end it.

>>1254039
It's only half an hour anon, don't be so hasty.

>>1254040
Dafuq is a lori?
It was an L btw. Should have used an I. I checked it.
Chiaki Idol. Midori Idol. Pinky Idol. Kyuubey Idol.

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>>1253981
Say: "As a trust building exercise, let's have each person give their soulgem to the person on the right, then lick it without biting. Trust me, it will be cool." Then whisper you-know-what in Vintage's soulgem.

>>1254055

...
I want that.
I REALLY want that.
Can we do that?

>>1254044
It's a pun. Iori, Lori, Lorry - British word for a transport truck.

>>1253984 >>1253989 >>1253990 >>1253991

"My name is Chiaki Matsuda." You say quietly, formally. Deadpan. "Vindicare. Warmaster of the Ninth Officio Assassinorum." Even now, after all this time, it still feels strange to say, like you're saying it for someone else. But you are starting to take pride in it, to be honest.

It's just a shame you had to deal with this kind of thing so early into your tenure.

"Wonderful. Now we are all comrades." Satsuki smiles as the rest of the occupants of the chapel exchange looks and nods at your own introduction, before turning to Vintage. "Are you satisfied now, Equerry? Or would you like us to proceed with a tea ceremony first? Maybe we'll have you brew the tea again, like last time--"

"Cram it, Kiryuin, and let's get this going." The eldest Karasawa, still clearly rankled and rustled, snaps. "I just wanted to make sure Matsuda knows who she's dealing with, after all."

"Of course, of course. I live to serve" The white-armored girl's chilly smile goes just a bit wider, a clear indication that she's actually getting her kicks seeing Vintage squirm - before gazing towards the crucified form of Tomoe Mami. "Very well. Let us begin. First, to deliver an accurate recounting of events, I call upon the first witness--"

"No...no need. No need for all of that."

You look up as well, here, as you hear her voice. A voice strained by effort, tightened by pain, but as lucid and as clear as a bell in a clear sky. A voice you've heard shout inspiring cheers as well as knee-weakening nothings into your ear. One that reminded you of warm, golden honey - or syrup being poured upon a hearty, sublime breakfast you would kill for.

Mami. She's speaking. Even in her state, she's--

"Cut the bullshit, Satsuki. You know I did it. And I'd do it again." Your once-goddess of luck and victory snarls, her amber eyes cold and sharp. Speaking like you've never heard her speak before, not with this kind of hate. Not with this kind of rage. "Spare me...the sanctimonious farce this sad excuse of a 'trial' is going to be. If you're going to kill me, do it now."

This sends palpable shockwaves throughout the small group inside the chapel, and from the corner of your eye you could see Vintage shake her head here. You're...not too sure what to make of it yourself either.

Is this the real Mami? The one hiding behind every smile, every pile of pancakes she offered you?

"So you admit to it, then?" Even Satsuki's chilly facade seems to falter as well. "Tomoe Mami, you admit to attacking and nearly killing our Culexus--"

[1/2]

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>>1254057
That was bait, anon. Go have a cold shower and come back when you can vote rationally.

>>1254055
While we're at it, ask Nanoha if she knows a friend that has a nicely shaped, firm butt. Warmaster's hand is itching since it's last spanking.

>>1254044
In the old days a joke was made of how anon would use L instead I, turning the idol into a truck.

>>1254065

"No. I was trying to kill your Warmaster." There's a sharp crackle coming from the swords pinning her hands and wrists to the cross she's lashed to as she flexes her arms. A grunt of pain issuing from her lips as she seems to attempt pulling herself free, and only managing to injure herself further. Adding to the trails of gruesome, caked crimson dripping down the steel construct. "Yuko-san, bless her soul, got in the way like the annoying bitch she always is."

...

How do you react?

[]Stay silent. Let the interrogation continue. You have to know more.
[]Try to interrupt. You have questions of your own.

>>1254074

>[X]Try to interrupt. We have a trial ahead of us to resolve these questions.

>>1254074
>[]Stay silent. Let the interrogation continue. You have to know more.

This could bring something that only Mami knows. Answers that we need

>>1254074
>[x]Stay silent. Let the interrogation continue. You have to know more.

>>1254074
>[]Stay silent. Let the interrogation continue. You have to know more.
Let her talk. She looks like she wants to talk and she might say something we won't think to ask.

I don't see how we can ask the questions we want answered without revealing our hand here, too. There will be time for questions later, if we succeed.

>>1254074
Fuck, I don't remember enough to vote properly.

>>1254074
>[X]Stay silent. Let the interrogation continue. You have to know more.

Let's try to actually find out what's happening for once.

>>1254074
>[X]Try to interrupt. You have questions of your own.

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>>1254074
>[]Stay silent. Let the interrogation continue. You have to know more.
It will hurt.

>>1254073
I am aware.
Sadly, as usual, engaging into the joke didn't lead the the expected acknowledgement of the joke, but instead symbolizing a certain "new-faggot"rie my side.
I read the past threads.
All of them.
And we did nothing wrong with handing away our soulgem.

>>1254093
Yuma did nothing wrong. We, on the other hand, did not

>>1254074
>[x]Stay silent. Let the interrogation continue. You have to know more.

>>1254074
>[X]Stay silent. Let the interrogation continue. You have to know more.

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>>1254044
>Chiaki-idol

>>1254074
>[x]Stay silent. Let the interrogation continue. You have to know more.

Come what may.

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>>1254111

>>1254111
>>1254117
We need another picture of Chiaki looking disgruntled at the catpaw holding MONEY MONEY MONEY, in between these two images.

>>1254074

[x]Stay silent. Let the interrogation continue. You have to know more.

The kind of questions we'd want real answers to the most are likely the kind Mami doesn't want to truthfully answer with this audience. If there's something she -wants- to tell us despited the situation though, she'll probably find a way to get it across or at least get us to engage her.

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>>1254074

Do we have any pictures of Kiryuin?

In my mind's eyes she looks super awesome and maybe Decu has come through for me?

>>1254134

Somebody say eyebrows?
Just wait for Dan, he'll probably cook something up.
Maybe.

Shoot the Mumi

>>1254134
No, but we have her themesong:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=novdijtGHSg&list=PLgcoT7-W0fP0WIGq9O6g0YVx2Wq-fsRCX&index=5

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>>1254122

>>1254146

Blessed be.
Eyebrows when?

>>1254146
And like that, another Super idol was born

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>>1254141
I can only hope it'll be her head sticking out of something like pic related

>>1254146
Stupid mutant cat, you can't put a price on Mami's pancakes.

>>1254146
Masterpiece

>>1254155
Someone has to pay for the ingredients.

Or at least the maple syrup.

>>1254160
>Or at least the maple syrup.
Yeah, it's not like that shit grows on trees.

>>1254143

Heh.
I, too, got something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbwx9mv9q34

>>1254155
Sure he can.
He makes them equal to Chiaki's pay.
Anything to save some money and get out of paying the Warmaster.

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>>1254160
>>1254165
It's all in the recipe and the chef though.
Unless Mami's pancakes are a lie too.

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>>1254165

What about paying them in copies of MM x MM?
Also daily reminder

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>MGNQ might end before the next Madoka movie actually comes out, or even gets an announcement

>>1254173
>MGNQ
>end

>>1254173

> inb4 it was Decu's masterplan to wait for the next movie so he can integrate it into MGNQ too.

>>1254173
Needs many more scars.

But I'd still let Chiaki put it in me.

>>1254177
>movie
I thought it was gonna be a series?

>>1254165
I somehow think paying the warmaster wouldn't even be the most straining thing on his budget. The officio has a thousand magical girls who all want their paycheck on top of the regular employees. Even if a typical warmaster salary is ten, twenty times the regular MG rate, it's nothing compared to the bulk of them.

Now that I think about it, we never really got an insight into the ins and outs of magical girl salaries did we?

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>>1254148
I haven't drawn the Sootsker in ages.

Unless you're talking about the Lorry,in that case nah.

It may be too late now, but we should run Smartass' lie detection on Mami as she speaks.

>>1254181
Those are good eyebrows.

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>>1254178

Ara, ara~

>>1254188
MOM NO

>>1254188

Oh god, kill it with fire.
Kill it before it can spread!

>>1254178
It might also be Puffy Vulva.
And now I need that damn image with Kharn...

>>1254142

Goddamnit Esper.

>>1254081 >>1254082 >>1254083 >>1254085

Mami's harsh, almost nonchalant confession sends more shockwaves throughout the small audience, you included. Her interrogator, the white-armored Satsuki, seems to take a few moments to collect herself as well, her eyes wide with disbelief. "Then...then why did you do it? We've allowed you into our fastness many times, and have broken bread with you, and shared our own secrets with you. All of us - even my younger sister, before we lost her to the perils of the warp - treated you no less than one of our own. Even our Warmaster took you into her confidence. So why...?"

A breathless, pained chuckle escapes Mami's bloodied lips. "I've already told you why, Satsuki. You and the rest of the First. I've told you all enough times that I'm sick of repeating it over and over again, and that was while you were all busy crucifying me like I asked you to." She turns her head briefly to spit a glob of bloody saliva onto the tiled floor below. "My answer's not going to change no matter how many times you ask."

"Amane Hazuki, our Warmaster, is not who you keep accusing her to be." The raven-haired knight in dappled white armor snarls, stepping forward. "Stop trying to malign her as something hateful and evil, something so heretical. She has done more for this world than even you ever did, and she--"

"THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER!" Mami all but roars, the sheer fury and volume of her response making you take a step back, and the rest of the chapel's occupants flinch. "I KNOW who she is, Satsuki! No matter how hard you deny it, or how long her screed of accolades are - I know the truth! I know what she's hiding! I SAW! I KNOW WHAT SHE IS!"

"Tomoe Mami--"

"EVIL! UNSPEAKABLE, UNRELENTING, UNFORGIVING EVIL!" Less of a tirade and more of a rant reaching fever pitch, Mami continues, and you take another step back as you catch a glimpse of her widened eyes - those warm, amber pupils shrinking to nothing more than golden dots. "And you, you of all people, Satsuki, you of all the Magical Girls here should know - should completely understand - what should be done in the face of such monstrous, overwhelming evil--"

[1/2]

>>1254199
>that girl I murdered was a bitch
Mumi needs boolet

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>>1254188

>>1254201

"IT SHOULD BE DESTROYED! IT SHOULD BE BANISHED! IT SHOULD BE KILLED! WITHOUT FEAR, MERCY OR REMORSE!" There's another deafening crackle as one of the swords pierced through her right hand finally fails, the hunk of blood-encrusted crimson metal crashing to the floor in a harsh clatter.

"YOU PENNED THOSE WORDS YOURSELF, KIRYUIN SATSUKI, AS AN OATH OF THE SECOND! BUT STILL YOU NEED TO ASK ME THAT? TELL ME, WHY THE FUCK SHOULD I EXPLAIN MYSELF AGAIN TO A HYPOCRITE?"

...

No.

No, this is...

This isn't Mami.

This isn't the person you knew and loved.

This is someone else.

How do you react?

[]Call her attention. Try to calm her down.
[]Ask your own questions. You can't sit around on your hands here forever.
[]"Was Midori evil, too? Was that why you tried to kill her?"
[]Keep quiet. Smoke to try and relax while you continue to listen.

>>1254206
>[X]Call her attention. Try to calm her down.

...pancakes?

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>>1254206
[X]"Was Midori evil, too? Was that why you tried to kill her?"

>>1254206
>[x]Keep quiet. Smoke to try and relax while you continue to listen.

>>1254209
this
>>1254206

>>1254201
>"EVIL! UNSPEAKABLE, UNRELENTING, UNFORGIVING EVIL!"
I bet the first warmaster is this timeline's Homu

>>1254206
>[X]"Was Midori evil, too? Was that why you tried to kill her?"
bitch fuk u

>>1254206
>[X]"Was Midori evil, too? Was that why you tried to kill her?"

Fire, meet oil

>>1254206
>[]Ask your own questions. You can't sit around on your hands here forever.
If this isn't Mami then who is it?

>>1254206
>[X] And what about Midori? What did she do?

We should demand for the Warmaster to be present.

This is not the time to get emotional.
It's time for us to NOT fuck up for once.
Watch wearing dildo everyone.

>>1254206
>[]"Was Midori evil, too? Was that why you tried to kill her?"
Consult with Smartass while you do so.

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>>1254178
I think Mami has exactly what you need

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What is this game we play

>>1254206
>[x]Call her attention. Try to calm her down.

I had a feeling those options with smoking are there to bait us into using The Cigarette

>>1254206
>[]Ask your own questions. You can't sit around on your hands here forever.
Ask her "Why is Hazuki evil, Mami? I don't understand". And then:
>[]"Was Midori evil, too? Was that why you tried to kill her?"

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>>1254225

The Great Game

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>>1254225
The long game. Fractal-dimensional chess.

>>1254219

This too.
Smartass, please help us.

>>1254206
supporting this anon
>>1254218

>>1254232

Against ourselves, non the less.

>>1254206
[x]Ask your own questions. You can't sit around on your hands here forever.
Whose side are you on Mami?

>>1254206
>[X]Ask your own questions. You can't sit around on your hands here forever.

>>1254206
>[x]Ask your own questions. You can't sit around on your hands here forever.

"So where the fuck is the Warmaster? She fucks off and tells only one person to take over? Someone who isn't even her Equerry?

Fuck that. She's orders one of my to die, she does it to my face. "

In exactly that way

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>>1254206
>[X]Call her attention. Try to calm her down.
So if we are Homura, and Madoka is dead/Pinky, who does that leave our absentee Warmaster to be?

>>1254206
>[X]Ask your own questions. You can't sit around on your hands here forever.
Oi, who the FUCK are you? Mami Tomoe is not an idiot, if she wanted to kill the warmaster of the First, she'd have done a better job of it.

>>1254206
>[X]Call her attention. Try to calm her down.
>[X]Ask your own questions. You can't sit around on your hands here forever.
"Why is Hazuki evil, Mami? "

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>>1254235
Our past selves.

And we're losing.

>>1254206
>[X]"Was Midori evil, too? Was that why you tried to kill her?"

Really the only question we need answered here.

>>1254206
>[]"Was Midori evil, too? Was that why you tried to

>>1254181
Long hair Satsuki is fine, but short hair Satsuki is divine.

>>1254206
>[]Keep quiet. Smoke to try and relax while you continue to listen.

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>>1254244

Homura.
We got Homuras. Many Homuras.
Homuras for days.

>>1254262

Because we are the odd one out.
We came from the Akashi-realm.

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>>1254206

Am I the only person that can't help but think that Hazuka = Lewdxuria?

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>>1253978
AWAKEN MY INQUISITORS

>>1254271
PERFECT.

Thank you Dan!

>>1254271
Perfection

>>1254271
Which one would fuck us up faster?

>>1254271
Brilliant.

>>1254282

Well...
We ARE basically Homcifersatan Akumi right now.
So I'm really not sure If we wouldn't fuck THEM up.
It's only the problem of quantity.

>>1254269
Honestly at this point, anyone could be a Callidus Super Witch in disguise trying to get us to stumble into setting off the end of the world. Vintage let us use her room to talk to lewdlips, the whole First is controlled by someone Mami would do anything to kill, and our two love interests have been revived with Pinky magiks. Honestly the only people we can trust are Sayaka and Mami, and we can't trust Mami because she didn't trust us with the knowledge of her Golden Muskets. And Sallaka is a bitch.

>>1254282
My money's on the White Devil.

>>1254271
>covering her eyebrows
DAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>>1254282
Nanoha can wipe a small country off the map
Sakura could be similarly magical but with cards
Satsuki would crush our head between her thighs like a grapefruit~

>missed 3 Decu-hours
fuck
I can't remember what was happening any more beyond being on the moon to save Mami.

>>1254294
Only one eyebrow is covered. You should know this - teasing is more powerful than revealing.

>>1254289
But what about Kyobro?

>>1254289

Which brings me to another thought...
Might it be the Pancakes tasting the flesh of fallen angels?

>>1254289
> trust
> Sayaka
The only thing I can trust Sayaka is to be great in bed and to die of hubris. Like every Greek hero.

>>1254297
This guy knows.

>>1254302
Sounds reasonable. How do we deal with that?

>>1254297
Wrong anon bro

>>1254305
> implying she doesn't just lie back and think of Kyousuke every time Kyouko wants sexytimes

>>1254312

First, check eyes.
Second, ask smartass.
Third, wail in despair.
Fourth, Let Mami die, her soul lives on in her weapon.

>>1254289
Forget about my shadowrun. I'm more concerned about the fact that Mami clearly won't stop at trying to kill the warmaster and Vintage is the warmaster's equerry while helping Lewdxuria which helps us with Mami's rescue. Vintage is the warmaster's most trusted subordinate, why would she lend hand in rescuing her would-be assasin?

>>1254301
We can trust Mami and Sayaka because they tried to kill us out of pure devoted zealotry at least once. That's about the only thing that that I find convincing enough to show that a person is who they say they are. With that said, the only way I can find to have Kyoko do that to us is if we kill Sayaka. BUT that is what happened in the dream we had with Midori and edgelord, who are both Pinky zombies, so we can't even be even be sure of Kyoko in that case either.

>>1254318
Fifth, reforge her golden weapon into the most important of all golden weapons, the golden dildo.

>>1254321
Because she can't bear the though of being responsible for Mami's death. She still respect her. And, to be honest, considering how Decu has described Hazuki as beingmega-ultra-super powerful, Mami probably can't represent a real threat to her in the long run

>>1254321
That is the question isn't it. Why is Vintage helping us help Mami, and by extension killing the Warmaster. If she believes Mami, why isn't she chained up alongside her, and if she doesn't believe Mami, why is she helping us?

We could use the diversion to get Mami free but instead of fleeing with her, we let her go after the warmaster again. We put Mami down after she has succeeded.
This clears us of all doubt by the first and gives us a claim to her weapon, which should have harvested her soul.

>>1254339
That would be going againts the character of Chiaki. She would never kill Mami, much less to harvest her soul in a GW

kil da moom

>>1254344
>No.
>No, this is...
>This isn't Mami.
>This isn't the person you knew and loved.
>This is someone else.

>>1254344
If Mami picked the "flesh of fallen angels" option there is no saving her and Chiaki would know that.
The trapped soul would be able to answer the questions we want answered without the first hearing those answers aswell.

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>>1254339
yeah I am sure Decu never expected THIS kind of a derail

in his face

seriously, though, don't[/spoilers]

>>1254333
Mami's tasting the flesh of fallen angels, so I wouldn't underestimate her. And now she has us, we can help her if we wish to do so. Maybe that's why Hazuki hasn't shown to the trial, she's actually afraid.

>>1254337
There's no doubt there's some serious cloak and dagger shit going on here.
Vintage is probably scheming with Coobs.
Vintage is scheming with Lewdxuria.
Lewdxuria is part of some kind of secret organization that wants to help us.
Nobody on "our" side told us who Hazuka Amane really is, for all we know the entire operation might be her plan to get a drop on Mami before she says too much and we're helping her.

>>1254362
And I'm misspelling her name again and again because I'm really confused right now.

>>1254352

Esper go take your meds

>>1254366

Zyklon B?

>>1254354
This is Mami, but without the mask she always wear around us

>>1254355
No. Mami is in control of herself, contrary of Kilgore, Oriko or Kirika

>>1254366
im outta bullets onii-chan

>>1254359
It's all speculation, there are only two ways this day ends, with Mami dead or alive. At this point our decisions only affect how much blood we have to wade through to get there.

>>1254206
>[]Ask your own questions. You can't sit around on your hands here forever.

We need to get their golden weapon before that though.

>>1254382
Peace if possible, Mami at all costs.

>>1254215 >>1254216 >>1254219

Enough. This is...enough. You can't keep quiet any longer.

Hearing her talk like that...hearing the one voice of reason that you'd trusted completely and utterly to this point scream and rave and snarl like some foam-mouthed lunatic...

"Was Midori evil, too?" You step forward, your own voice echoing loud and clear in the grandiose chapel, drowning out the echoes of Mami's tirade as well as Satsuki's protests. "Was that why you tried to kill her?"

Mami, bleeding hate as much as blood upon her brutal crucifix, freezes at the sound of your voice, her widened eyes swiveling towards you. And then - just like that - a rancid mix of both fear, remorse and guilt contorts her once-beautiful features, her face going pale. Her mouth moves silently as she seems to attempt to say something - anything - but after a few moments, she closes her eyes and turns away.

"Evil must be destroyed. Evil must be purged." She murmurs tonelessly, emotionlessly, yet loud enough for the rest of the chapel to hear. "And the Blessed Lady shall know her own, and keep safe those unfortunate enough to stand in my way. The Blessed Lady protects."

...what? That's...that's it?

That's her answer to you? She just brushed you off like that, like...like you didn't even matter to her?

"Your knowledge of Second Officio Scripture won't quite help you, Tomoe-san, but your knowledge of it is commendable in any case." Still apparently shaken but doing her best to rally forward, Satsuki rakes her fingers through her own mass of black hair, a gesture you very nearly replicate if not for the fact that you've already gotten a haircut of your own. "As you can see, the Accused refuses to cooperate. If there's nothing else, then I will proceed to the next stage of the trial: Judgment." She looks towards you and Vintage. "Well?"

"Chiaki...?" The mousy former Warmaster turns to look at you helplessly. Clearly at a loss as well.

How do you react?

[]I don't...I'm not sure what to say.
[]Ask Mami your question again. Louder this time. Harder.
[]Other.

>>1254397
>[]Ask Mami your question again. Louder this time. Harder.
BITCH I ASKED YOU A QUESTION

>>1254397
[X]Ask Mami your question again. Louder this time. Harder.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING MAMI

I guess this would be OOC for Chiaki, but am I the only one who's for executing Mami? She broke the rules, she committed a crime, she confessed to the crime. Yes, her intentions are probably pure and maybe she tried to do what needs to be done, but it's still treason. The person killing Hitler should still be tried for murder afterwards.

>>1254397
>[x]Ask Mami your question again. Louder this time. Harder.

>>1254397
That phrasing is not really being fair to Mami.

[x] Other.
[x] Can you be more specific about that evil?

>>1254397
>[X]Ask Mami your question again. Louder this time. Harder.
>[X]Other.

Ask to check her eyes.
Ask dear Smartass about it.

> The Blessed Lady protects.
Is not something that Mami would say.

>>1254402

Even OOCly we need to keep her alive… at least for a while. We need her knowledge. She's the only one apart from Vegetable-chan who knows the full truth about Chiaki, and we NEED Chiaki to know that, too.

Afterwards, fine, buy a baking machine and a truckload full of pancake mix.

>>1254397
>[]Ask Mami your question again. Louder this time. Harder.

>>1254397
[x]Ask Mami your question again. Louder this time. Harder.
Get her to admit to the mistake.
It's the only way to make her stop thinking she's always right.
I'm doing this for you, Mami. I'm making you face your own inadequacy and incompetence because I love you.

>>1254397
>[x]Ask Mami your question again. Louder this time. Harder.

>>1254402
SHOO THE BITCH

>>1254397
>[x]Ask Mami your question again. Louder this time. Harder.

Still not trusting Satsuki.

>>1254397
I'm with >>1254400

>>1254397
>[X]Ask Mami your question again. Louder this time. Harder.

>>1254410

Corruption by Flesh of fallen angles can be seen in the eyes of someone usually.
Correct me if I'm wrong, I just want to check for Pinky influence.

>>1254397
>[X]Ask Mami your question again. Louder this time. Harder.

>>1254397
>[]Other
Demand Mami's right to face her accuser personally. This is useless without you being able to asses Mami's claims for yourself. B< all the rights, demand for fhe Warmaster.

I'm concerned that asking the question louder and harder will mean making Chiaki begin to hate Mami. I don't want that; that's counterproductive to make Chiaki expend effort to keep Mami alive in order to get at all of the intel she has in her head.

>>1254397
>[x]Ask Mami your question again. Louder this time. Harder.
We should also ask her for more details of her accusations against Hazuki. There is no reason for her to keep us guessing.

>>1254426
>not hating her already

>>1254429

GO TAKE YOUR MEDS YOUNG LADY

>>1254434
I JUST DID, JERK

DEATH TO THE TRAITOR

>>1254397
>>[X]Ask Mami your question again. Louder this time. Harder.

>>1254431
... When did Crunch start making sense?

>>1254397
[x]Other: Ask the accused for evidence against the First Warmaster.
It'd be something good to know, and we're supposed to be stalling for time here.

>>1254446
whenever you started listening

>>1254429
If you hate her, then making her think you still care for her after everything she's done should be even more emotionally painful for her.

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>>1254446

>>1254451
that's just psychotic

>>1254397
>[X]Ask Mami your question again. Louder this time. Harder.

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>>1254397

Mami's reaction makes me think that she's indeed trying to be as hated as possible before her end.

>>1254467
well, if that's what she wants, then let's not spite her

we can't operate under that assumption, anyways

Taking a step back from the situation, I am at least glad that no one has proposed we do the absolute worst thing possible in this situation.

>>1254478
smoke?

>>1254478
>the absolute worst thing possible in this situation.
Which is?

>>1254478
Ignore the trial and ask when Mami's making another batch of pancakes?

>>1254480
>>1254481
>>1254484
Use our shield.

>>1254488
OH GOD

>>1254016
Niqqa speedruns don't take three to four years.

>>1254478

Lick our soulgem

>>1254488
The thought did cross my mind, but I don't remember enough about why that's a bad idea and just assumed something would go catastrophically wrong if we tried.

>>1254488
What a great idea anon!

>>1254478
Lick HER soul gem. In front of everyone. In trial.

>>1254494
they do when you're speedrunning life

>>1254496
Pinky hates us or something, and her soul gem isn't far away.

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>>1254502
>wanting to get Soulgem Transmitted Diseases

>>1254488

DO IT

>>1254496
It would require us to transform and reveal our wings, turning the whole room hostile. Then we would gamble on the shield not summoning Pinky/TTO.

>>1254282
Anon, that's the wrong question to ask.

The right one is which one will fuck us faster.

My money's on Nanoha: she likes butts, we have butt.

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Sorry everyone, but I'm really rusty at the moment and my schedule's pretty much wrecked my sleeping hours. I'll continue the thread sometime in my morning (around eight hours from now), please keep checking back on it for posts! Thank you for participating, I swear it won't be 2-3 months till the next one!

And thank you to Dan for the art and the OP!

>>1254537

Lewd dreams~

>>1254537
ganbare sempai

I'll probably write meme fanfics or something

>>1254537
Sleep tight little Decu

>>1254534
>implying Fate isn't here and/or asleep in their quarters

>>1254537
Rest up, Decu! Thanks for running!

>>1254537
Night Decu.
How long until moonrain season?

>>1254537
Thanks for running Decu. Its like things are right and proper in the world

>>1254537

I'll wait 2 more years for you.
Should it come to it.

>>1254537
Thanks for running Decu.

Hey, I thought this was dead! Cool quest, Decu!

>>1254537
Thanks for running Decu!

>>1254544
>implying that matters

Devils aren't monogamous.

>>1254558
That is not dead,
Which can eternal lie.
And with strange eons
Decu replies.

>>1254537
Thank you for running!

>>1254563
that's racist

>>1254537
Thanks for running!

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20Quest

Thread has been archived! pay no attention to the imposter!

No chikuwa? There is no god!

>>1254554
Not ded!

>>1254534
Anon, that's the wrong question to ask.
The right one is which one Kharn will fuck faster.
My money's on Nanoha: she still has Fate's scent lingering around her.

>>1254576
SEX BATTLE GO

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>>1254537
Thanks for coming back and running, Decu! I never stopped believing, never once doubted you would come back.

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>>1254566
It's not racist if you're a devil saying it.

Also, it would be a big assumption and a bad idea, but it would look really cool if we pistol whipped Mami with the Golden DEagle when re-asking the question.

She's already probably cock-drunk on Golden Weapon anyway, so give her what she needs. She's ranting like Ahriman and Ahriman II, just wait for her to play Find the Homu and collect her soul in the GW once the firefight's over.

>>1254587
>cock-drunk

I can't even formulate a response to this most glorious of terms.

I'll just say what everyone is thinking.

We need to make Mami give us her Golden Weapon.

After that, well...
Hopefully she is good at explaining how to cook the pancakes, else it was the last time we did the most lovely cooking.
But we still have Midori, right?

>>1254567
Episode list on the wiki has been updated.

>>1254598
Pinky's wearing her like a fat suit, if I recall correctly.

>>1254609
Not yet, but it's a 'very likely to happen' thing.