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https://youtu.be/f_6AQA4uzD0

Is it time for the dose? We haven't had one in a while.

The Twenty-Fourth World Martial Arts Tournament has finally come to an end.

The crowd is buzzing, the reporters are discussing the matches, and countless people are buying an endless amount of merchandise and souvenirs. All in all, you're sure that those in charge of the tournament will see a sizable profit from this whole thing.

And as for you, you've been dubbed the World Champion of Martial Arts, finally fulfilling your dream of winning the World Tournament after so many years. Now, with your wife, son, and friends, you make your way through the crowd, waving off reporters as you and the others find a place to enjoy a delicious meal.

Soon, everyone is digging in to some of the greatest food on Papaya Island (though Kori is eating about as much as everybody else combined). Spirits are high, despite some disappointment among those that were defeated, and it looks as if it will be a wonderful evening.

"So, Champ," Bulma addresses you in a teasing tone as she leans back in her chair. "You finally won. So now what?"

>A. Now, you're going to keep training to surpass Goku

>B. Now you're ready to retire and be a family man

>C. You kind of want to start your own Martial Arts school

>D. You're going to train to defend your title

>E. Something else

>>1247939
>A. Now, you're going to keep training to surpass Goku
But
>C. You kind of want to start your own Martial Arts school

>>1247954
Seconding

>>1247918
Boo where YYH?
>>1247939
>A. Now, you're going to keep training to surpass Goku

>E. "But before that, I'm gonna put a baby in you."

>>1247939
>A. Now, you're going to keep training to surpass Goku
>E. "Would you still want a guy who stops when he hits his goal?"

I'm not sure where'd the quest would go if we retired. Probably just be brought right out of retirement when some jerk with a tree shows up or something.

>>1247978
Or some galactic tyrant and his father, or some asshole building robots, or a primordial bubble-gum creature

>>1247985
Bon para para?

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>>1247939
>>A. Now, you're going to keep training to surpass Goku

>>C. You kind of want to start your own Martial Arts school

I would say B but Guile never kicked our ass Som.

>>1247954
>>1247978
>>1247962
"Now, I'm gonna keep training to surpass Goku," you tell her, smiling. "Would you still want a guy who stops when he hits a goal?"

She smiles back. "Well, if that guy's you, I wouldn't mind too much. But I'm glad to see that you're going to keep aiming higher, I like a man who's driven."

Looking across the table, you pause for a moment before telling Bulma that you'd like to try running your own martial arts school.

"Personally, I'd save that for when you're retired," your wife tells you, bouncing Trunks on her lap. "With the way things are now, you're either always training, or fighting to protect the world. Not much time for anything else."

>A. You always have time for her

>B. Ask to hold Trunks

>C. Good point

>D. You'd make time

>E. Something else

>>1248002
>B. Ask to hold Trunks
>E. "What do you think daddy should do Trunks?"

>>1248002
>C. Good point

>>1248002
>A. You always have time for her
>B. Ask to hold Trunks
>C. Good point

>>1248002
>A. You always have time for her
>B. Ask to hold Trunks
>E. Something else
"Well not right away, probably when Goku and I have our rematch. In the mean time I have Kori and Konattsu to help me out how to go by it, if that is fine with their parents."

>>1248002
>C. Good point
>B. Ask to hold Trunks

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Made something special for you Som.

>>1248019
>>1248016
>>1248020
>>1248009
"Good point," you tell her, reaching out to take Trunks. "But I always have time for you."

Bulma gives you a skeptical look as she hands you your son. "Tofoo, you might as well be married to that gravity chamber I built you."

You can tell she's mostly teasing, but maybe it would be a good idea to make more time for your family. As you hold Trunks, he looks up at you with wide eyes, smiling and waving his arms.

"Papa!" he declares happily.

"Has anybody seen Launch?" you hear Oolong ask from nearby.

"She probably ran off after Lapis and Piccolo," Bulma answers before taking a sip of wine. "We'll see her again eventually."

"Her or her mugshot," Krillin comments.

Dinner soon comes to an end, and one by one, everybody gets up from the table. Bulma suggests taking a walk around the city, but before the conversation can progress, there's a loud crash from outside.

"Aw, come on!" you hear a voice shout in frustration.

>A. Go see what happened

>B. A walk sounds nice

>C. Hand Trunks back to Bulma

>D. Something else

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>>1248039

>>1248066
>A. Go see what happened
>C. Hand Trunks back to Bulma
Is it just me, or are SOM Quests the Telltale games of /qst/?

>>1248066
>C. Hand Trunks back to Bulma
>A. Go see what happened.
>>1248069
You know I love ya' baby!

>>1248066
>C. Hand Trunks back to Bulma
>A. Go see what happened

>>1247918
Hey Som. I used to follow you way back in Arab mage quest before retarded players ruined my enjoyment. I caught up to this in the Archive and will probably follow this and spirit detective quest. Thanks for putting up with retards and continuing writing for us.

>>1248074
Telltale's hit or miss for me. I ended up liking the Minecraft game more than I thought I would, and I don't even play that game.

>>1248088
Arab Mage Quest?

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>>1248088
If you want some real retardation, read his latest avatar quest.

>>1248093
We shoulda' known better than to be stickin' our heads into holes like that.

>>1248089
It's more like they both
>Give you choice to do thing
>Choose to do thing
>Another character says you can't do thing/get irreparably fucked for doing thing/thing is so inconsequential it doesn't even matter
>Don't do thing at all/renege on choice in first two circumstances
"Wow so much agency"

>>1248092
Ignore me, I am awful with names.
I though you and Somas were the same person for some reason. I have thought that for years actually.
I did follow Sith years ago and I may have chimped out when I was still a young retard.

>>1248093
What happened I stopped following when they split the party

>>1248123
Rocks fall, Sei dies.

>>1248123
They grew a pompadore and got Sei circumsized? I don't really know, I kind of dropped it too.

>>1248082
>>1248076
That bodes poorly.

Handing your son back to Bulma, you rush outside to see what all of the noise is about. As you pass through the door of the restaurant (ignoring the staff who think that you're attempting to dine and dash), you find yourself greeted by the sight of some odd-looking vehicle crashed through the wall of the building across the street.

Somehow, the vehicle's owner managed to crash it through the third-floor wall.

People begin to gather around, looking up in confusion at the strange vehicle, talking among themselves about what it could be. You hear theories ranging from a new Capsule Corp vehicle on a test flight to aliens.

"Don't worry, Earthlings, I'm unharmed!" the voice you heard just moments ago declares from above.

>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7zToXO6Aew

A short figure has appeared, balancing atop the vehicle like a diver preparing to leap into a pool. In a moment, he jumps off of the vehicle, doing a swan-dive toward the ground before flipping at the last moment and landing on his feet.

He's short, probably less than five feet tall, and very strange-looking. In fact, you can't tell if he's some guy in a Halloween costume, or an alien like some of the now thoroughly-worried people are claiming. The skin on his head is blue, save his purple scalp, and his eyes are large and yellow. He's wearing some odd outfit, and appears to have a gun holstered on his hip.

He looks around the crowd, seeming disinterested toward the various gawkers. He steps forward, carrying himself with an air of superiority as his eyes search for something. A quick feeling of his energy tells you that he's a lot stronger than most humans, but not even close to being a threat to you.

He begins to walk across the street, and the frightened people clear some room for him. When he comes to you, a look of irritation appears on his face.

"Excuse me, Super Elite coming through," he says irritably. "Mind stepping aside?"

>A. Super Elite what?

>B. So, is he an alien, or what?

>C. Ask what he's looking for

>D. Something else

>>1248142
>B. So, is he an alien, or what?

>>1248142
>C. Ask what he's looking for

>>1248142
>D. Take him somewhere less public, he doesn't seem too strong and we're used to dealing with aliens

>>1248142
>B. So, is he an alien, or what?
>A. Super Elite what?
"Super Elite? Where have I heard that...." And then remember the Ginyu force and ask if he is part of Freeza's former mercenary group.

>>1248142
>>D. "Like the Ginyu Force?"

>>1248210
This

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>1248142
>D. Something else
Ayo hol up.
>Super Elite
>Alien
You mean like the Ginyu force?
U workin for Frieza?

>>1248165
>>1248147
"So, are you an alien or what?" you ask the strange man in front of you.

Rather than getting more annoyed, he seems amused by your question, bringing the back of his hand up just in front of his mouth and giving an arrogant laugh.

"Oh, poor, naive Earthling, I'm not just any alien," he declares. "I am....."

He begins doing a series of poses that make your mind flash back to the battle on Namek, where you and your friends faced off against the eccentric group of elite warriors known as the Ginyu Force.

"...the Super Elite Galactic Patrolman!" the man declares, striking a final pose. "JACO!"

"Jaco?" you hear Bulma ask from behind you.

She comes to stand by your side, taking a moment to look over Jaco while Trunks just stares at him curiously. A look of recognition comes to Bulma's face, and she smiles.

"Long time no see, space cop," she greets pleasantly.

Jaco looks toward her, looking her up and down for a moment. "Bulma?!"

He sounds surprised, but probably not as surprised as you are that he and your wife seem to know each other.

Bulma nods. "What brings you out here?"

Jaco seems to recover from his shock, and takes on a business-like demeanor. "I was just talking to your sister, and she told me that you know some people who were able to fight off Saiyans!"

Bulma shrugs like it's no big deal. "Yeah, most of my friends could take care of Saiyans no problem."

"You're kidding!" Jaco says in disbelief. "The Saiyans are one of the most brutal races in the universe. You really expect me to believe that your friends wouldn't even have trouble with them?"

>A. You've killed three so far

>B. Well, one of her best friends is a Saiyan

>C. Ask how Jaco and Bulma know each other

>D. Ask what a Galactic Patrolman is

>E. Something else

>>1248228
>D. Ask what a Galactic Patrolman is

>>1248228
>>A. You've killed three so far
And
>>B. One of her best friends is a Saiyan

>>1248228
>A. You've killed three so far
>E. Not to mention Zarbon, Dodoria, the entire Ginyu Force, oh, and our friend Goku killed Frieza

>>1248228
>A. You've killed three so far
>E. And we we're a lot weaker back then too
>C. Ask how Jaco and Bulma know each other

>>1248228
>D. Ask what a Galactic Patrolman is

>E. Something else
Most saiyans yes. But I imagine there's probably 1 saiyan who's too strong for us. Since he beat Freiza.

>>1248228
>A.
>B.
And this write in >>1248236

>>1248228
>A. You've killed three so far
>B. Well, one of her best friends is a Saiyan

>>1248236
this is more important actually, so I'm changing to it

>>1248253
We didn't kill the entire Ginyu force tho.

Yamcha killed Guldo

And I forgot who killed Jeice.

>>1248258
I thought that we killed Jeice. Still, us and our friends killed the entire Ginyu Force, and we did take our 3/5.

>>1248258
I'm pretty sure Piccolo killed Jeice considering what would have gone down due to a lack of Saiyan princes on Namek.

>>1248258
Jeice got an extra dosage of the daily dose that he OD

Rolled 5 (1d7)

Incoming:

1 Nothing
2 Black Water Mist + Garlic Junior
3 Tree of Might
4 Mecha-Frieza + Cold
5 Cooler
6 Majin Bulma
7 Wacky anime antics

>>1248286
I think we're doing Turles and the Tree of Might. Why else would Jaco be asking about Saiyans?

>>1248236
>>1248243
>>1248245
"We've killed three so far," you tell Jaco. "Not to mention Zarbon, Dodoria, and the Ginyu Force."

Jaco turns his head toward you, seemingly having difficulty processing what you've just said. That doesn't last long, however, as he quickly erupts into laughter.

"Yeah, right," he says with great amusement. "The Ginyu Force are the most elite team of warriors in the entire universe, and both Zarbon and Dodoria are capable of single-handedly destroying entire planets!"

"No, he's telling the truth, Jaco," Bulma tells him matter-of-factly. "It started with this one Saiyan creep that came to Earth looking for my friend Goku."

"Goku's a Saiyan, too," you explain to Jaco.

The spaceman goes stiff for a moment, a bead of sweat dripping down his head. "I'm going to pretend that I didn't hear that."

Bulma smirks. "Right, you were supposed to keep any Saiyans from landing on Earth, weren't you?"

Jaco turns around, crossing his arms and looking away. "I-I don't know what you're talking about. My reason for being here had nothing to do with that."

"Well, it's a good thing, too," you tell Jaco. "Since Goku killed Freeza."

For a moment, Jaco says nothing. But, he quickly erupts into even more laughter, actually hunching over and shaking with amusement.

"D-don't kid like that!" he manages to choke out through his laughter. "Nobody could ever defeat Freeza!"

>A. Well, has he heard anything about Freeza recently?

>B. Tell him to believe what he wants

>C. Ask how he and Bulma know each other

>D. Ask why he wants to know about fighting Saiyans

>E. Something else

>>1248311
>B. Tell him to believe what he wants
>D. Ask why he wants to know about fighting Saiyans

>>1248311
>A. Well, has he heard anything about Freeza recently?
>D. Ask why he wants to know about fighting Saiyans

>>1248311
>>A. Well, has he heard anything about Freeza recently?
>>D. Ask why he wants to know about fighting Saiyans

>>1248311
>A. Well, has he heard anything about Freeza recently?
>D. Ask why he wants to know about fighting Saiyans
>E. Offhandedly bring up that one of the weakest members of our group killed Vegeta, Prince of All Saiyans!

>>1248311

>E. Something else
Fug it.

Who knows Telepathy

>>1248321
>>1248323
>>1248325
"Well, have you heard anything about Freeza recently?" you ask Jaco.

He tilts his head to the side. "Now that you mention it, not really. But his forces have still been causing plenty of trouble. Even his soldiers are dangerous enough to be a threat to the Galactic Patrol, there's no way anybody, even a Saiyan, could defeat him."

"Speaking of which," you tell him. "Why did you want to know about fighting Saiyans?"

"Hmm?" he asks, turning around to face you. "Oh, that's right! I'm here because I need help with an ultra-important assignment. If you're a fighter, then I'm willing to appoint you temporarily as a Junior Galactic Patrol Officer! It's a rare opportunity, and your duty as a citizen of the galaxy to help a Super Elite when he asks."

Bulma sighs. "Jaco, what is it?"

"I was just getting to that!" Jaco insists. "I've been assigned to deal with a ruthless band of pirates. Since your friend here can fight Saiyans, I figured he might be helpful in dealing with these criminals."

"Oh, Tofoo's my husband," Bulma clarifies for Jaco.

That seems to surprise the space cop, who looks between you and Bulma, then at the little child in her arms.

"Ah, well that explains the kid," he says, not sounding all that interested. "Anyway, what was I talking about?"

>A. The Turles Crusher Corps

>B. He was going to deputize you

>C. Call your friends over, they might want t hear this

>D. You don't remember

>E. Something else

>>1248396
>C. Call your friends over, they might want t hear this

>>1248396
>>C. Call your friends over, they might want't hear this
also
>A. The Turles Crusher Corps
bro am i retarded? I don't think he said anything bout Turles yet

>>1248396
>>C. Call your friends over, they might want t hear this
>>A. The Turles Crusher Corps

>>1248396
>C. Call your friends over, they might want t hear this
>A. The Turles Crusher Corps

>>1248396
>B. He was going to deputize you
>C. Call your friends over, they might want t hear this

>>1248396
>B.
>C.

>>1248411
My bad

>>1248458
Don't worry. It's not like you threw dicks at a 5 year old or anything

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>>1248474

>>1248413
>>1248425
>>1248427
"You were going to deputize me," you answer before shouting for your friends.

The others soon gather around, a few asking you and Bulma who Jaco is. As you give a brief explanation, Jaco seems to remember what he was talking about.

"So, I've been charged with tracking down a group of space pirates," Jaco explains. "They call themselves the Turles Crusher Corps, and they've been wreaking havoc across the milky way!"

"So, what makes them so dangerous that you can't handle it yourself?" Krillin asks.

"Well, for starters, they're led by one of the few remaining Saiyans," Jaco informs him.

"A Saiyan?" Krillin asks, snorting. "Is that all? We've killed three of those already."

"Yes, yes, your friend already told me," Jaco says, annoyed. "But he's not working alone. His men are some of the roughest, toughest criminals in the galaxy!"

"I'm sure we can handle it," Tenshinhan assures him.

Jaco nods in approval. "Good. Now all we need to do is track them down."

"Hold on, you don't even know where they are?" Bulma asks him.

Jaco pulls out some sort of device, taking a look at it and frowning. "Well, their last known attack was on Planet Pupcin, and before that they were on Planet Chare, and before that-"

"But you don't know where they are NOW," Lazuli interrupts.

"Well, no," Jaco admits. "But tracking them down shouldn't be too hard. We just have to wait for them to attack another planet, then we can rush in and beat them before they leave."

That seems like a poorly thought out plan.

>A. Is there anything he can tell you about Turles' men?

>B. Suggest that Bulma take Trunks home

>C. Tell Jaco to call you when he knows where they are

>D. Something else

>>1248501
>>A. Is there anything he can tell you about Turles' men?

>>1248501
>A. Is there anything he can tell you about Turles' men?

>>1248501
>A.

>>1248501
>A. Is there anything he can tell you about Turles' men?
>D. Something else
"Was there something on those planets that caught their interest? You said they were pirates unless they are doing the same thing as the other saiyans and just wiping out the inhabitants of the planets they attack to sell."

>>1248501
>A. Is there anything he can tell you about Turles' men?
>D. Something else
"Was there something on those planets that caught their interest? You said they were pirates unless they are doing the same thing as the other saiyans and just wiping out the inhabitants of the planets they attack to sell."

>>1248501
>>1248517
adding >>1248539

>>1248501
>>A. Is there anything he can tell you about Turles' men?
I assume they're the most dangerous of men and on Santa's naughty list FOREVER.
I bet one even raped Rudolph.

>>1248575
Bad anon

>>1248501
>A. Is there anything he can tell you about Turles' men?
>D. Does Turles have blonde hair?

>>1248551
>>1248539
>>1248547
"Is there anything you can tell us about Turles' men?" you ask the space cop.

"Let's see," Jaco taps the object in his hand, frowning. "We only know the names of two of them. Turles, their leader. At least we think that's why they're called the Turles Crusher Corpes. Other than that, we only know the identity of one other, a violent murderer by the name of Amond. He was arrested for countless murders and untold destruction. But Turles attacked the prison where Amond was being held, and they joined forces."

"The planets they attacked," you say. "Was their anything on those planets that they were after?"

"We don't really know," Jaco admits. "Turles and his men wiped out the inhabitants of every planet they attacked. For some reason, they always seemed to plant a tree before leaving."

>A. Any idea why?

>B. How strong was Amond?

>C. Suggest that everyone go home, and Jaco contact you all when he hears something

>D. Something else

>>1248653
>A. Any idea why?
>C. Suggest that everyone go home, and Jaco contact you all when he hears something
>D. Prepare yourself mentally for retarded amounts of training.

>>1248653
>>A. Any idea why?
>>C. Suggest that everyone go home, and Jaco contact you all when he hears something
>>D. Prepare yourself mentally for retarded amounts of training

>>1248665
>>1248669
"Any idea why?" you ask him.

"How should I know?" he asks in return. "Maybe they have a thing for gardening."

Starting to get irritated with Jaco's attitude, you simply resolve to have everybody go home and wait until they hear something from the space cop.

However, before you can voice this suggestion, you get a sudden chill, and become aware of multiple energy signatures heading your way. Closing your eyes and focusing on them, you feel your heart rate skyrocket. There must be hundreds of them, maybe even thousands. Their powers range from pathetic to higher than the Ginyu Force, and none of them feel particularly friendly.

>A. Warn everybody

>B. Tell Bulma to take Trunks and get out of here!

>C. Take to the air and look for any signs of their approach

>D. Something else

>>1248726
>B. Tell Bulma to take Trunks and get out of here!
>A. Warn everybody
>C. Take to the air and look for any signs of their approach

>>1248732
Support

>>1248732
This

>>1248726
this >>1248732

>>1248732
Support.

>>1248735
>>1248740
>>1248741
>>1248756
I feel so validated

>>1248732
>>1248735
>>1248740
>>1248741
>>1248756
"Bulma, take Trunks and get out of here," you instruct, readying yourself for another battle.

She looks over at you, confused, while Trunks stares up at the sky.

"Tofoo, what's wrong?" Tenshinhan asks.

"Something's coming," you warn, feeling the energy signatures rapidly getting closer.

"Yeah, I feel it, too," Yamcha tells you, worry in his voice.

Without another word, you rocket into the air, climbing high above the city and looking off toward the horizon, waiting for the approach of these energy signatures.

Yamcha's the first to join you, though one by one the others do the same, including Kori and Konattsu. Your group waits, until finally, you can just make out a sea of small figures making their way through the sky, approaching the island at amazing speed.

>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NokXLGU7JBA

As they draw closer, you're faced with some rather familiar opponents. They're the spitting image of those alien monsters the Saiyans grew during their invasion of Earth, and it seems that whoever unleashed this particular batch brought quite a variety, as you see creatures of many colors and powers rapidly approaching, a few dropping down toward the city, while the bulk of their force comes gunning for you.

"Well, who's ready for a fight?" Yamcha asks grimly.

The creatures begin to let out loud, animalistic cries as they close in, and you know that it will be only a matter of seconds before they reach you.

>A. Charge right into the thick of them and attack!

>B. Prepare yourself to fight on the defensive

>C. Blast into the oncoming horde. Use your energy to wipe out as many as possible

>D. Kuma-Ken

>E. Something else

>>1248794
>C. Blast into the oncoming horde. Use your energy to wipe out as many as possible

>>1248794
>D. Kuma-Ken
>C. Blast into the oncoming horde. Use your energy to wipe out as many as possible.

No more destroyed cities please.

>>1248794
>C. Blast into the oncoming horde. Use your energy to wipe out as many as possible

Use either a sweeping Kamehameha or Bear Shout to thin out the cannon fodder.

>>1248794
>>C. Blast into the oncoming horde. Use your energy to wipe out as many as possible

>>1248794
>C. Blast into the oncoming horde. Use your energy to wipe out as many as possible

Would it be wrong to take Kami and the Dragon Balls to the Moon and destroy earth and wish it back if things with Turles get out of hand?

>>1248794
>C

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>>1248817
Very

>>1248819
>>1248817
>>1248815
>>1248803
>>1248802
ROLL

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>1248866
GET FUCKED SPACE COMMIES

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>1248866

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>1248866
>>1248870
Haha, no crits right SOM?

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>1248866

>>1248890
No, its in the OP

>>1248890
I don't think 2-5 are crits it's only 1

>>1248870
>>1248872
>>1248890
As the seemingly endless force of monsters comes screaming toward you and your friends, you gather your energy, unleashing a massive wave of power that eliminates dozens of them in an instant. The rest keep coming, however, and you're forced to fire a barrage of energy blasts right at them.

Krillin and Chi-Chi throw Kienzan's toward the oncoming monsters, cutting down entire rows of them at a time.

Yamcha fires a Kamehameha into the enemy force, while Tenshinhan and Chaozu fire Dodonpa's, ravaging the ranks of beasts that continue to come.

The monsters let our horrific shrieks as they're killed, some being incinerated, others falling to pieces, others exploding into chunks of flesh and guts. Yet this disturbing spectacle doesn't seem to deter the others, who just keep coming.

Despite the damage you've done, the beasts continue to move toward you like a crushing wave, drawing closer and closer, until they finally strike, with the heads of dozens of the creatures splitting open and shooting out some sort of white liquid substance.

>A. Dodge!

>B. Energy Shield!

>C. Tell everybody to get out of the way!

>D. Fire a wave of energy toward it

>E. Something else

>>1248933
>>E. "NOT LIKE THIS, NOT AGAIN!"
>>A. Dodge!
>>C. Tell everybody to get out of the way!

>>1248947
this

>>1248947
KEK
this

>>1248933
Are the surrounding us or are they basically all huddled and coming only from the front at the moment?

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>>1248947
>>1248959
>>1248961
>>1248984
ROLL

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>1248999

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>1248999

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>1248999

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>1248999

>>1249008
Nice save

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>>1249014
S'what i do

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>>1249005
>>1249007
>>1249008
"NOT LIKE THIS," you shout. "NOT AGAIN! EVERYBODY, GET OUT OF THE WAY!"

Diving, you're followed by your friends as you quickly move to the ground, avoiding the wave of acid that proceeds to turn blocks of the city to smoldering ash.

Up above you, the creatures shriek with delight before rushing down to engage you again.

>End Updates

That's all for tonight, you guys, I hope you all had fun

Follow me @qmdralo to see when I'm running

As always, I will stick around for a while

>>1249054
Thanks as always for running man. I'm glad we're back to DBQuest and I'm glad that Spirit Detective Quest is going well too.

>>1249054
We've avoided another acidic death for now.

Jaco just watching or did he go with Bulma?

As always, thanks for running, Som. Looking forward to Turles.

>>1249054
Thanks for running.

>>1249054
Thanks for running, guessing Turles is more smarter than Vegeta since he's sending out a swarm of saibamen to tire us out.

>>1249054

How do you feel that DBS is going to have a 80 free-for-all battle royale as a tournament? How many episodes you think we'll get out of it?


Also, thanks for running, Som. Do you ever run a show or something on the side whenever you wait for anons to post replies/discussion?

>>1249054
can turles become our vegeta? since we killed vegta in the sayan saga it woould be cool if we could recruit turles to the z warriors

>>1249107
If he's gonna be with us, he needs to get a haircut.

>>1249081
He stuck around for now

>>1249087
Turles had a better idea of what he was walking into than Vegeta did

>>1249106
Unsure how to think

Usually, yeah

>>1249107

Good luck with that one

>>1249107
If someone as wimpy as Appule got the balls to run off then i don't see us keeping Turles around without bad shit happening

>>1249126
Bad shit happened when they took in a ruthless Saiyan warrior in canon, so the least we could do is see it coming in our quest.

>>1249120
So how much does Turles even know about us and the others, does he have spy tech like Gero or does he only know about the strength levels?

>>1249134
He knows power, that's about it

>>1249120

What shows do you watch? I need some new series to add to my to-watch list. So far I've been watching The Flash, and occasionally Burn Notice.

I also plan to add Parks and Rec & Community to that watchlist.

>>1249218
Usually watch Dragonball when I'm running that, and Yu Yu Hakusho when I'm running Spirit Detective

>>1249218
Burn notice was hype, sad It's over.

...Watch Dexter if you haven't already. No, not the cartoon show.

>>1249480
>No, not the cartoon show.
But the cartoon show is better than /r/imfourteenandthisisedgy the show

>>1248587
>>1248575
tfw no Reindeer (female (male)) to bully

>>1249246
Does it help you get into the mindset of what you're writing then? Do you pic out relevant episodes and watch them or just watch it down the line in the series and watch whatever's next?

>>1249508
So you grew up with the cartoon show, but clearly never watched other.

It's a drama about a well meaning psychopath that explores concepts of morality and the law, and the darker aspects and management of the human psyche. But I'm sure labeling something you haven't seen as /r/edgy works fine for you, who cares about being accurate right anon? I bet you thought it edgy from the blood splatter on the logo and left it at that right?

In short, i shouldn't bother to argue but dammit, no one is gonna say something to upset me on MY internet, that just won't do. I have my PHD in being an SJW trigger warrior.

>>1249054
Thanks for running Som.

I'm always late, but I just caught the tail end of this and I'm psyched you're back to it.

Let's eat the fruit of might when it shows up. What could possibly go wrong

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>>1251801
Zeno looks blitzed out of his little noggin, Christ.

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>>1251822
>Suddenly transported to insignificant mudhole in the middle of nowhere in one of the shittiest universes

>Weird orange faggot runs up and hugs you

>>1251840
I want to plug headphones into his ears.

These Saibamen, or whatever they're called, just won't stop coming.

You and your friends have spread across the city, battling groups of the monsters bit by bit. You've been isolated from anybody else, and are surrounded by the beasts.

Half a dozen come rushing in at once.

>A. Explosive Wave

>B. Blast them all before they can reach you

>C. Energy Blade

>D. Defend and counter

>E. Something else

>>1251892
>A. Explosive Wave
What do Zeno's fleshlight ears feel like, SOM?

>>1251892
>C. Energy Blade

>>1251892
>>A. Explosive Wave

>>1251902
Falling rocks

>>1251892
>D. Defend and counter
>E. Something else
Eight Arm Fist

>>1251926
You

I like you

>>1251935
No point in wasting a lot of ki on guys that are weak as raditz and dumb as vegetables.

>>1251946
Good point. I'd vote for your choice if it were still voting time.

>>1251926
I can never remember if the 8-arm technique actually hits things or if its meant to be illusionary

>>1251908
>>1251902
ROLL

>>1251969
It makes defending and countering a lot more efficient since its making it harder for the opponent to know if an attack is coming or if the user is going to block from the rapid arm movement.

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>1251975
Let's see if the dice gods are with us today.

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>1251975

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>1251975
>>1251976
Then why would you use it against a horde of charging Saibamen

Sorry, guys, something's come up, I can't run tonight. Sorry for the last minute notice, but I didn't know about it going in

>>1251988
Because it's cool

>>1252008
No problem, Som. We'll beat those Saibamen shitters next time.

>>1252008

Kami damn it. Did someone set something on fire again?

>>1252396
No, thankfully

>>1252030
Yeah, I hope to get the ball rolling tomorrow

http://www.strawpoll.me/12505326

>>1253029
>No Pilaf option for Mai
I'll forgive you for this since she might end up with Tofoo's kid.

>>1253058
Your son's future is going to be a clusterfuck

>>1253064
Hopefully not as much as canon Trunk's future.

>>1253075
Possibly worse

>>1253029
>All those loyal husbands

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>>1253198
Cause shes the best

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>>1253238
Well, she certainly thinks so

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>>1253029
>Mira isn't an option because of Towa

>>1253494
Anon, pls

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>>1253029
>The only other one to get a vote was Krillin

SOME, can we please change the POV to trunks after the cell saga ends, I actually want to explore the original idea that toriyama had and pass on the torch of world's strongest to the younger generation instead of the goku/first guy power wank that it ended up being

>>1254154
I will consider it.

>>1254154
But isn't Trunks too young to do anything against Cell?

>>1254664
The key word there is AFTER, he'll be old enough during the Buu Saga, in fact, he'll be older than Canon!Trunks, which hopefully will help with the fact our Trunks isn't Half-Saiyan

>>1254664
This Trunks is

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>>1251980
>>1251984
>>1251988
As the monsters close in, you thrust your arms out to either side, unleashing your energy from your body in a powerful, explosive burst that reduces your attackers to ashes.

A few of the others turn to run away, either attempting to escape the scene, or seeking new prey. However, many more continue to surround you, preparing for another round. These damned monsters are relentless, and while you can handle them fairly easily, a lot of the others aren't so luck.

Chi-Chi and Krillin are battling side-by-side, neither one looking to be in particularly good shape. The red aura of the Kaio-Ken surrounds Chi-Chi, whose clothes are torn in several places, and has a nasty-looking cut on her arm. Krillin looks to have a scorch-mark or two, but is otherwise alright, though you can feel his energy starting to drop.

You spot Yamcha rushing into a swarm of the creatures, using his Wolf Fang Fist to pummel a few, then wiping out several more with a Kamehameha Wave. He hasn't resorted to the Kaio-Ken just yet, but given the powers you're sensing among the alien army, you're sure he'll be pushed to that point before long.

Kori and Konattsu's energies are slowly getting further away, presumably as they help the non-fighters get out of the area.

Jaco hops from building to building, closely pursued by a small group of the monsters, who he occasionally shoots at with some sort of beam gun. He actually does manage to take one down before another tackles him off the side of a building.

Tenshinhan and Chaozu, however, seem to be doing just fine. Both use their great speed and strength to fend off their foes, with Tenshinhan actually spiking one of the creatures like a volleyball, sending it slamming down on top of a pair of its companions.

Chaozu fires a seemingly endless barrage of Dodon Rays, killing monsters by the second. And, on occasion, he uses his psychic abilities to throw a car or something at the creatures.

With a howl, another group of the monsters come rushing in toward you.

>A. Go on the defensive and fight them all off

>B. Use the Eight Arm technique

>C. Another Explosive Wave

>D. Kuma-Ken

>E. Something else

>>1255592
>B.

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>>1255608
ROLL

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>1255639

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>1255639

Want one of us to roll again for the third dice?

>>1255664
Go for it

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>1255683
>>1255651
>>1255657
As the creatures come charging, you decide to give them a taste of the Eight-Armed technique of King Chappa. Unfortunately for you, you don't move fast enough, and are quickly grabbed by the Saibaman in front of you, who locks your arms at your sides as he wraps his arms and legs around your back, holding you tight with no sign of letting go.

The other attackers follow suit, and you find yourself covered in the creatures, who chuckle lowly to themselves.

>A. Try and break free

>B. Explosive Wave

>C. Kuma-Ken

>D. Try and Bear Shout them off of you

>E. Something else

>>1255713
>B. Explosive Wave

>>1255713
>B. Explosive Wave

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>>1255713
>B.

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>1255639

>>1255764
Little late there, anon

>>1255764
Ops... should have rephreshed the page.

>>1255770
Yeah, sorry about it SOM.

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>>1255757
>>1255749
>>1255720
ROLL

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>1255787

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>1255787

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>1255787

christ are there only like hree people in his thread?

>>1255807
He started early than usual

>>1255807
I'll be free in like 6 minutes

>>1255791
>>1255806
>>1255798
Unsure of what these monsters are doing, but knowing that you probably don't want to waste time prying them off of you, you once more release your energy in a great burst, incinerating the monsters that were clinging to your body in a brilliant flash of light.

Taking a moment to catch your breath, you survey the situation. Tenshinhan and Chaozu are still going strong, but Yamcha's been forced to use the Kaio-Ken. Chi-Chi is down on one knee, looking to be in a great deal of pain as her not-battered husband struggles to keep the other creatures at bay. You don't see any sign of Jaco.

"KAMEHAMEHA!" Krillin yells at the top of his lungs, blowing back a trio of the creatures.

Chi-Chi manages to create a Kienzan and slices one of the creatures in half as it attempts to attack Krillin from behind. However, after doing this, she looks to be in even worse condition.

Yamcha kicks one of the creatures through a building, sending it into a deadly collision with the ground as it bursts through the other side. One of the monsters strikes during his moment of distraction, giving your friend a kick to the face that throws him back.

A swarm of the creatures rush in to attack Yamcha in his disoriented state.

>A. Blast the creatures chasing Yamcha

>B. Go help Krillin and Chi-Chi

>C. Kuma-Ken

>D. Tell everybody to retreat

>E. Something else

>>1255865
>A. Blast the creatures chasing Yamcha
>B. Go help Krillin and Chi-Chi
>D. Tell everybody to retreat

>>1255865
This >>1255880

>>1255865
>A. Blast the creatures chasing Yamcha
>E. Tell Tenshinhan and Chaozu to help Krillin and Chi-Chi

>>1255886
This, also yell at the ones that are chasing Yamcha in order to get their attention at us or at least make them stop for a second or so.

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>>1255865
>D.
We should do a team attack

>>1255907
There's too many cultivars spread out around the city for you to do that without massive collateral damage

>>1255880
>>1255886
Deadlock

>>1255902
Forgot to add to fire a wave of energy and then basically pull it up and split it or at least split it in the last second so they are caught off guard. Something like Draco meteor, but actually aimed at the saibemen instead of wide spread fire.

B

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>>1255880
>>1255883
>>1255928
ROLL

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>1255934

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>1255934

Let's do it

>>1255937
see this is what happens whenyou post lesser waifus.

How do i roll?

>>1255954
Options field, dice+1d100

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>1255954
tipe in dice+1d100 in your options field like i just did

>>1255965
Well then

>>1255965
OH NOW I ROLL HIGH!!!

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>1255965
Thank you for everything dice God

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>>1255965
Nicely done, anon

>>1255965
>>1255939
>>1255937
As the creatures dive after Yamcha, you fire a barrage of energy attacks up at them, killing them long before they can reach your friend. Yamcha manages to stop his descent, and creates a Spirit Ball, which he then unleashes upon the creatures.

With Yamcha alright for the moment, you rush over to Krillin and Chi-Chi, kicking a creature that was about to launch acid from its head at Chi-Chi skyward.

Things aren't looking good, and you see little hope of everyone making it if you don't get out of here now. You call for a retreat.

"Heh, I'm not sure that's an option, buddy," Krillin tells you with grim amusement. "I'm too banged up to go anywhere fast. But, if you could take Chi-"

"Forget it, mister!" Chi-Chi snaps at her husband. "I won't leave you!"

"You need to take care of Konattsu," Krillin reminds her. "She needs at least one of us to make it."

>A. Grab them both and drag them out of there

>B. Grab Krillin

>C. Grab Chi-Chi

>D. Fine, you'll protect them and keep fighting

>E. Kuma-Ken

>F. Something else

>>1256029
>A. Grab them both and drag them out of there
>B. Grab Krillin
>C. Grab Chi-Chi

E kumamen
Then A gtfo
Then come right back and finish the job, we're faster than the speed of sound by like atleast 5times, we've got this.

>>1256029
>A. Grab them both and drag them out of there
I mean, mouth beam.

>>1256029
>E. Kuma-Ken
>A. Grab them both and drag them out of there
>F. Something else
Carry them out as far away from the fighting if possible, then call for the Dark Nimbus and ask it to take them both Korin to get any senzus he might have.

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>>1256066
>>1256067
>>1256065
>>1256052
ROLL

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>1256086

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>1256086
Mai a shit, and these dice confirm.

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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>1256086

>>1256090
The dice do not agree. Mai a best.

>>1256118
The dice were fed shit, so they came out shit.

>>1256118
If we assume that Mai's the reason he rolled so low, then yes, Mai is the lowest of trash

>>1256093
>>1256090
>>1256088
Grabbing hold of both of your friends, you take to the air, intent on getting them as far from the battlefield as possible before they get themselves killed.

The monsters aren't inclined to let you do that, however, and you don't get far before they unleash an insane number of energy blasts that rapidly gain on you.

>A. Kuma-Ken and evade

>B. Energy Shield

>C. Throw Chi-Chi and Krillin, tank the hits yourself

>D. Something else

>>1256146
>A. Kuma-Ken and evade

>>1256146
>B. Energy Shield

If only we had IT huh

>>1256146
>B. Energy Shield

>>1256146
Reminder that Energy shield basically uses all our ki.

>A huma-ken & evade

>>1256146
>>A. Kuma-Ken and evade

>>1256182
>>1256176
>>1256159
ROLL

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>>1256203
Damn Bulma is my favorite girl but Launch in a maid outfit just does it for me

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>1256209

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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>1256209

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>1256213
>>1256216
What?
>>1256209

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>1256209
Let's roll

>>1256213
>>1256216
Praise Kek

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>>1256225
Don't think about it too hard, nice roll

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>>1256213
>>1256216
>>1256225
Master of dodging

>>1256225
>>1256216
>>1256213
"Kuma-Ken!" you shout, feeling your energy flare as a green aura surrounds your body.

Your speed increases, allowing you to evade the various blasts the monsters send your way and gain some serious distance. Still, things don't seem to be over, as the monsters continue to give chase, clearly not content with letting you and your friends simply escape from them.

"Dark Nimbus!" you call, the cloud soon appearing in front of you.

As the monsters close in, you place Krillin and Chi-Chi on top of the Nimbus, instructing it to get them to Korin, who will hopefully have some Senzu Beans waiting for them.

The cloud zips off, and you turn around, dozens more of the creatures rushing for you.

>A. Attack and kill them all

>B. Fire energy blasts

>C. Defend and counterattack

>D. Something else