Last thread: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/1225521/Quest Sheet: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jY-LPxmXCLzRrGaDPm4DxpWaVT56DSPA9B1VhPZ9tT0/edit?usp=sharingWelcome back to Uruk-hai Quest!The new batch of Orcs and Goblins arrived from the pit. One by one they are armed and sorted. Why the fuck do they smell like rotting pig shit...who knows all you know is that they are only pawns to further your goals. Your new commander, Finch has been sorting everyone into their new respective roles. The Goblins seem content not being thrown into battle as over glorified meat-shields by doing manual labor. The nearby Goblin tribes have been contacted and their Chiefs will be arriving in two days. The Wildmen however have already arrived. Their Chief stands before you. "And why should we join you in this war? You're nothin', but a small village in the woods with meager supplies at best, Orc. We used to stand with yer former master Saruman, he only led us to death. Now me people be starvin' in the cold. What do you have to offer me and me people?">write in (d20)
>>1242926Hardship and work. That is all I offer, but from those two simple things will come security, food and a stinkin' chance to get back at the realms of men once we've regained our power! Do you just want to wallow in the mountains and hills feasting off another or the slime off a rock? Of course not! I'm offering a chance to take your future in your own hands without having to bend the knee to some horse fucker or some prissy king! What say you Chieftain?
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>1242926>write in at start of new threadCome on, atleast let us warm up with few choices before write ins.>>1243019Support and roll for this.>Either we work together to get our revenge or you can tell your people that they will continue starving in cold.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>1243024>>1243019
I'll leave this up for another 5m then I'll be writing
You stand from your throne towering in front of the man. "Ardship' and work. That is all I offers', but from those two simple tings will come security, ood' and a stinkin' chance to get back at the realms of men once eve' regained our power! Do you just ant' to wallow in the mountains and hills feasting off another or the slime off a rock? Of ourse' not! I'm offering a chance to ake' your future in your own ands' without havin' to bend the knee to some horse fucker or some prissy king! What say you Chieftain?" The man pulls out a knife from his sheath and looks into your eyes. He then takes it and cuts his hand, blood dripping onto the floor. "We give our future to you, Kurr'z lord of these lands." This name suits you. "Bring all your people in. We ave' work to do.">gained 46 wildmen hunters (low tier missile infantry, decent in melee combat)>gained population of the wildmen, can now upgrade pastures and construct simple wheat farms (48 men, 57 women, 24 children) >skip time>upgrade pastures (4 stocks of wood)>build simple farm (3 stocks of wood) >send a raiding party >scout the surrounding area>write in
>>1243231How much wood do we have?
>>1243242Read the doc~https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jY-LPxmXCLzRrGaDPm4DxpWaVT56DSPA9B1VhPZ9tT0/edit?usp=sharing
>>1243244Did the Wildmen not have anything?
>>1243266Just them and the cloths on their backs. And some cattle.
>>1243269Holy shit that's a lot of people to feed>upgrade pastures (4 stocks of wood)>scout the surrounding areaHave them hunt/forage asap
>>1243231>scout the surrounding areaWe should atleast sent scouts north, along the mountains and other party to see what remains of Isengard.
I'll let this sit over night. I need to sleep and we'll get started tomorrow.
>>1243231Time to upgrade that pasture, also do the scouting around the southern bits near those rivers. Also in the meantime I'd like to see the farm come up or at least some way of getting more scrap so we cna make something better than a hunk of iron for a sword.
>>1243297Actually with that many humans under us, we need that farm asap.So lets sent people to gather wood and start building it, and then sent the scouts.
>>1243231We should ask more about the past. Why are Orcs and Uruk's so rare?What were our predecessors failings, were they too soft? Did they eat too much and fight too little? Did they lack organization or did they come short in the savagery department? Was there too much backstabbing or too little?
>>1242926>not linking your old thread to the new one when its still aliveI hope QM gets testicle cancer and cleaved by a nail filer in a Swiss army knife.
>>1243231>scout the surrounding areaknowledge is power.Slso I can't believe we let that stinky humi talk shit about Saruman.
You order in some Goblins and tell them to send some of their own to scout the surrounding area to forage and learn information. The scum nod and saunter out of your hut. Supplies are low and you're forced to dole food out in meager portions. Hopefully they find something of use. Meanwhile you order the new humans to start working on new pastures. The humans brought their own fur tents so building new homes won't be an issue for a while. The goblin chiefs will be here in two days time. >time skip?>tell the new wildmen to hunt till they drop>visit the child slave>send a raiding party>build a mine>write inSorry this took so long I was busy with things
>>1244733>upgrade pastures (4 stocks of wood)build simple farm (3 stocks of wood)we need wood and good night
>>1244751You only have 2 stocks of wood atm
>>1244733Oy lets visit the child slave, who knows maybe we can make 'em into a tough fighter if we toss some easy kills its way?We should also send a raiding party as well for supplies if nothing else. After that have some of the wild men start chopping wood down for use.
Kid? Fighter? Ha!Lets get that wood. Raiding party and senting people to cut forest should do the trick.
>>1244733>>send a raiding party
>>1244784The only thing better than a dead human is a dying one that tells you where his friends are.
>>1244733>send a raiding partyWe need to bulk up on supplies while we still seem like a minor threat.
You take this chance to visit "the insurance" itself. You walk up and the child is frightened. "P-please don't beat me! I've done ye asked!" Pitiful creature. You think of what to do with it. You could keep it how it is as a slave, or food...or maybe even a fighter. He would be a meatshield at best. You give him a knife and tell him to get ready. He hesitates and runs off to the armory. You form a raiding party and set them off to the nearest town. They should be back with the spoils of war soon. You go back to your hut and sit on your throne. Much is to be done in the coming days. For now you should just wait for the scouting party to return.>time skip?>build mine>write in
>>1246206>build mine>get more insight on our personal bro saruman and the creation of Uruk-hai
Starting back off in the morning for a short bit.Also Shadow of War hype!
>>1246554We should dig up J. R. R. Tolkien and attach his rotating body to a generator.
>>1246206>>1246554Can we have the orcs and humies hunting like madmen in the meantime ... I really want to expand our food stocks asap.
>Keep the boy as our shota slave.
>>1246836we aren't those kind of orks we are Uruk-hai
>>1246839Fine, then >Build mine.
>>1246836Don't be that guy>build mine
Scrap is fine and all, but you'll need something more in the coming days. You tell the goblin scum to begin carving into the mountain. All you can do now is wait before the long dark of the storm. You sit down and think to yourself about how you got here. Only half a week prior you were just a lowly grunt that didn't even have a name. then BAM you're chief. Enough thinking about the past it's time for war. You head over to the forge, the upgrades are still in progress. You head over to the goblin "in charge" of the forge. You tell him to get the best scrap he can gather. A new Chief needs a new weapon after all.>time skip>write in>>1246226In due time my friend
>>1248118Time skip time i guess.
>>1248118>Time skipTry to learn more about the background lore so our character knows what everyone is talking about and anons don't meta
Your slumber is awoken by Finch bursting into your quarters. "Boss da scouts ave' returned, not as you sent em'." What is this scum talking about? You travel outside to see the mangled bodies of the former scouts. Their faces have been torn off and most of their limbs are missing or can no longer be considered...limbs."One of da scouts ame' back draggin' the otha two, he died when e' got ere'."You tell them to drag them to the corpse hole for food. This bodes well...You take a closer look at one of the goblin corpses, it looks like a blade cut into him, what looks to be an infection spread through his body, black streaks flow from the wounds and further into the body. Necrosis has set in his chest is already caving in.Yummy.>learn more about this goblins wounds (send to the bonesaw)>check on your weapon >explore the forest>write in
>>1250859>learn more about this goblins wounds (send to the bonesaw)
>>1250859>learn more about this goblins wounds (send to the bonesaw)then>check on your weapon
>>1250859>learn more about this goblins wounds (send to the bonesaw)Odd. I say we form hunting party and go find who or what killed our scouts, wildmen to track along goblins and orcs as backup for fight.But only after we have met those goblin chiefs
I'm playing D&D so this'll be a bit
Everyone roll a d20 please
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>1252275
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>1252275
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>1252275
Some Orcs carry the dead goblin to your local Bonesaw. He's taken up shop in the Chiefs hut, but hey you're not complaining. You head to the back to find the mad uruk. And there he is doing his...oh god what is he doing. He seems to already have one of the dead goblins. He see's you walk in."Ah! Welcome Chief Kurr'z, didn't expect to see you here today I didn't!"You shake your head and motion to the dead goblin."Ah, yes one of the dead! Yes, yes lemme take a looksy!"He shoves the other dead goblin off the table and starts cutting into it.He looks intrigued then very very spooked. "T-this can't be possible it can't!"He looks at you with very worried eyes."This was done by a morgul blade it was." You shrug."Chief. We got a Wraith on the loose we do."You ask what a wraith is. The Bonesaw looks dumbfounded. "They'd normally be one of them ghostie thingies they would, but these ones be enslaved to Sauron they were. This is very bad-" His eyes slightly perk up."-or goods." >form a hunting party you got ghost hunting to do>spend more time learning about the old world >write inSorry this took so long I was trying not to die as a Bard.
>>1252378>>form a hunting party you got ghost hunting to doGotta kill that ghost and steal his sword
>>1252402Nah mate, recruit him. Ghosts thigns out to come in handy.
>>1252378>form a hunting party you got ghost hunting to do
You step outside and start rallying Orcs to you."Iz' just learned that we'z got ourselves a wraith on our hands. If left unchecked o' knows what'll appen'. LET'S GO HUTNIN' FOR SOME GHOST BOYS!"The Orcs cheer to your "inspiring" words and start gearing up. This'll be a hunt to remember. You go to the forge for your new cleaver. It's better than the last one adorned with several orc ears and fur time to spill some blood.>gained chieftain cleaver gain +1 to attack>who do you take with you for the hunt>write in
Also don't forget to spend your exp on shit on the doc, just say in the thread for votes. Also test
>>1252599torches and weighted nets
>>1252613fug I though it said what not who well take an uruk 8 orcs and a wildman who has a horse
>>1252617The Wildmen don't have any horses
15 Orc Warriors4 Orc Hunters16 Goblin Warriors23 Wildmen Hunters+Authority
>>1252662Sounds like a solid host to me
>>1252662Those would be Goblin Skirmishers btw, but eh
Is this the vote? >>1252662
>>1252662Feels like good ghost hunting group, lets go with this
5 more minutes to vote before it becomes final
Alright writing...this may take awhile as I forgot to transfer the wraiths character sheet to my notes
You gather your hunting party and set out into the woods. You make Finch in charge in case the Goblin Chiefs arrive before you're back. This may take some time...It takes a few hours, but arrive to a patch of wood shrouded in mist, an eerie wind rises and it looks as though something unseen is moving through the mist in a ponderous fashion. You warband is visibly frightened, but you tell them to steady. There's only one of them and 58 of you. You all march into the deadwood, every sound seems muffled, including your own thoughts. One of the wildmen speaks up."This doesn't bode well...I can't even ear' me own thoughts, it's like a curse is upon this place." The party starts murmuring to themselves. You keep them in line. As you go deeper into the forest less things start to show signs of life. The It becomes clearly visible when you reach a line of tree's that on one side have discolored leaves and on the other side...nothing. In fact the only plant life still on the other side is a hoard of dead trees and moss. The further you go the more muffled things become. The mist also starts to swirl and twist around you, almost as if it's trying to drag you in. You come to a clearing in the wood. A black rock sits at the center. Suddenly the sound in the world is restored, but only for a moment as a piercing shriek fills the air followed by the sound of wind and snapping twigs. You all run into the clearing and brace yourself on the rock in the center. A voice rings out from everywhere around you."Gijak agh darkneukuk shal avhe deadwood jiak ukhall feaukav par avhiuk nighavThen a Shadow breaks forth from the stone and lets forth a shriek of pure terror. Even your will falters before this noise of dread.>attack the wraith (d20+3)>rally your warband>use an ability >write in
Roll a d20 +1 on rally your warband (I forgot to put it there)
>>1253231Greet the wraith. Demonstrate through body language that you mean it no harm, (A good distance away of course.)
>>1253258I'll be honest. I'm expecting this to go super badly. BUT I WANT TO SEE THIS SHIT BURN.
>>1253253Roll a d20 +1
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>1253268Can someone else do it? I have shit luck.I'll roll but let someone else roll. I don't want to fuck this quest over twice.
Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1253253Not super familiar with lotr lore but based on the pure amusement displayed by our OP I'm going to assume diplomacy is not the best move here>>1253237>attack
>>1253286WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY.
>>1253291It's not. Wraiths are bad juju.
>>1253293I didn't do much better unfortunately, someone else want to roll before wendigo uses the rolls we got?
>>1253231>rally your warbandWell if noone of us can communicate to it and it attacks, not much we can do.Lets let it strike our soldiers before we go full berserker on its ghosty ass
>>1253302You need to roll to rally
Rolled 11 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1253231>Gijak agh darkneukuk shal avhe deadwood jiak ukhall feaukav par avhiuk nighavThaaats not good, but feral wraiths are a thing, and this was also a terrible ideaThis most definately is not one of the legendary ringwraiths but a tomb or grave wraith which means its a horrible terrible idea that we brought our entire warband to be slaughtered. What abilities do we have again? And I vote to rally our warband and regroup at the edge of the deadwood. These things dont linger far from their stomping grounds.
Rolled 3 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1253302Roll
>>1253309NOT A RING WRAITH HUH
>>1253316THE LORD IS ANGERED
>>1253309Well unless someone else rolls you're our best bet. Hopefully your roll passed, but considering how scary this thing apparently is I would assume not
Alright writing on a 12 success for diplomacy
>>1253352OH THANK FUCK
>>1253352Hold up senpai before you get to writing can we activate Inspire Troops?
You think on your feet. And jump up to meet the Wraith and shove your hand into its hood grabbing what you think is its neck. You force it to its knees almost without effort. You use your sheer force to try and make it submit, it's response to this is ramming its fist into your chest sending you flying into the dead field.Its shrill voice screams into the area."Jiak ukubmiav mausan liwo avo avhe goth wriavhun shal flak, jiak feaukav avhiuk nighav"It then lets a cloud of blacken shadow around itself knocking several warriors away. The Goblin skirmishers fire their short bows into the Wraith. The arrows seems to pass right through the cloak as if nothing is under those robes. >make it submit (d20+1)>attack it (d20+3)>write in
Oh sorry the make it submit roll should be d20+3
Rolled 20 + 3 (1d20 + 3)
>>1253420WELP. GUESS WE'RE GOING WITH THIS.
>>1253420HOLY FUCKING SHITWe still need 2 more rolls
>>1253420forgot to say make it submitwell we just turned a wraith into our bitch
>make it submit (d20+1)
Rolled 15 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1253420Alright yea fuck him up, dank his dark my brother
You know what fuck it. A nat 20 is good roll enough writing now
Rolled 7 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1253406Orc diplomacy time!Show it that we are boss here!>make it submit
Rolled 20 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1253406>make it submit
>>1253440Fuck yes,wraith minion lets go!
>>1253440You must be shitting me.
>>1253440ANOTHER NAT FOR SUBMIT WHAT THE FUCK
>>1253446I know I'm laughing my ass off from the complete turn around with our rolls
Rolled 19 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1253406>make it submit (d20+3)
>>1253454Its supposed to be a +1 for submit but good goddamn son
>>1253454Not quite, but damn close.There's no question, the ringwraith is out bitch.
>>1253456 look at this post>>1253416
HAHA! "DIPLOMACY" IS ALWAYS THE BEST ROUTE AFTER ALL.
Rolled 19 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1253406
what are these rolls. This thread is blessed.
You regain your composure and sprint towards the rock. You jump atop of it and reinforce your will upon it. It takes a slight step back and attacks you with its blade. You have it collide with your Chieftain Cleaver. The Cleaver shakes and the vibrations echo through your body. The Wraith turns its head up to face you. You break the lock of arms and slice the Wraith through the middle. A Dark light explodes out of the apparent wound and writhes the surrounding area in it. It takes form into a blue eye and words scream into your mind."UI MUBULLAT GOTH GIVEUK AVHIUK GIFAV AVO LAT AUK NAUK-WARD O' LEUKUKAS NI RO MORGOAVH!"The eye disappears and the Wraith is kneeling on the rock. It sheaths its sword and whispers to you."Ul greaav auga hauk given jiak avo lat"The warband looks absolutely astonished and start chanting your new name."All hail Chief Kurr'z, Lord of Wraiths!">you now understand the black speech of mordor>gained the nazgul "The Ghost of the Forest" as an additional PC and Commander when the time arises >write in?ALRIGHT STOP ROLLING YOU FUCKS
>>1253487>become the anti-Talion
This is huge.Now let's not roll any 1s while commanding him and we'll be all goodDon't let this luck be wasted.
>>1253492He's completely loyal to you...for now>>1253491AAAAAAAAAA-
>>1253487have the new subordinate introduce itself.
I'll update the doc with its character sheet
>>1253487QUIET UP YOU MAGGOTS, AND HEAR WHUT I AV TO SAY, Dis is an 'omen, da old lords aint dead, and I's got the biggest guts to be dere 'eir! Iz goin to reign as the black hand, Lord of wraiths, KURR'Z! And weze gon make Izengarde greats again! Now lets go shows them goblin warchief whos boss!And then lets take our wraith with us to the camp and call those faggot goblin cheifs to arms behind our banner
>>1253487Speak with wraith and figure what it can do and can it leave his forest freely.I support taking it back to make sure goblin chiefs bow to us
>updated dochttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1jY-LPxmXCLzRrGaDPm4DxpWaVT56DSPA9B1VhPZ9tT0/edit?usp=sharing>>1253513The Wraith can leave the forest now that it is bound to you and no longer relies on the deadwood to keep it in form
>>1253514Can I ask, was any of this supposed to happen?
Alright Imma pause it for an hour so I can scream at my Bearded Dragon>>1253521Well the Nazgul was planned but you guys killing or dominating it this fast was not. It didn't even kill or give anyone the black breath
>>1253522This seems to be a reoccurring theme. First the chief and now this.
>>1253524Well the first thread had terrible passing (mostly due to me being really nervous) but you guys are fucking my notes in the ass and I love it
>>1253522dont abuse the dragon, he is cute and also very sensitive little reptile.
>>1253530Uh SHE is very cute and sensitive and I love her so much, also when we return we'll already be at the camp. Also need to update Kurr'z sheet as well
DON'T FORGET TO SPEND YOUR EXP ON SHIT ON THE DOC
>Authority up to 3 (-4)>Inspire Troops up to lvl 2 (-10)No harm in this, it's been ace for us so far
>>1253552Also maybe 1 point in both dodge and survival each, just to pad our stats and make sure we're prepared for different situations
>>1253541>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jY-LPxmXCLzRrGaDPm4DxpWaVT56DSPA9B1VhPZ9tT0/edit?usp=sharingWe've got enough EXP to up all our stats bar...defense too 3 so I suggest we do that. Become a fucking tank and then we'll focus on abilities next.
>>1253552hell yea agreed
>>1253555What if we use some exp for production, the industry perk only needs 10 points and increasing that early would be beneficial in the long run.
>>1253558While I agree it would..I want to focus on living first and then using that power to gather exp easier.
>>1253558In my view it would be more profitable to rely on rohans economy raiding is more profitable early in the quest in my view
>>1253561We cluld also save some of our free time for training, since that also increases stats. It would give us more leeway with how we use our exp
We also don't know how the goblin chiefs will bolster our forces.So let's hold off on upgrading until we get back,
When we get back, we need to celebrate. 1 pint of grog for us, but none more. We need not emulate our path to success.
>>1253586Agreed, honestly I would love to just skip the grog all together, maybe I'm overly paranoid but I would rather not risk going down that path...
>>1253594At any celebration, there's always going to be that one fuckhead who makes you drink. Why not get it done and over with? Just have a single pint and slowly sip at it over the course of the exuberance.
ALRIGHT WE'RE BACK I'm writing your return now. Also what are thou choices for Kurr'z?
>>1253638Check on progress while gone, and prepare for celebration.
>>1253640Well there's now 1 day before all the buildings are complete and the Goblin Chiefs will be there within the hour
>>1253647Get to know the wraith, and introduce him to the village.
You arrive back at the village with your entire party intact. Finch looks a bit angry you survived, but is also a bit relieved that he won't have to do most of the work. Your warband disbands in favor of drink and food (which is running quite a bit low) and Finch returns back to the hut. The rest of the village however is fixed on the cloaked mass that follows closely behind you. It doesn't seem to walk, but instead lightly float above the ground, small wisps of shadow flow from under its cloak. You walk into your hut and take a well rested sit upon your throne. Finch is sitting on a chair on the far end of the hall and the Nazgul has taken up residence at your side. You wait for the Chiefs to arrive.Hours later the doors swing open. A band of about 15 heavily armored Goblins storm into the hall with two even more armored Goblins following suit. They both carry the flag of a single mountain with a great eye looming overhead. They look snarky until they notice the thing at your side.They're taken aback at the sight before them. Recognizing the thing at your side they speak."This is a trick I'm sure of it Chief-" that last word seemed squeezed out of his mouth as if he wanted to say something fouler."-it is impossible for one of THEM to still be alive. The Dark Lord was diminished long ago! It should be destroyed!"The other Goblin Chief shouts a quick, "Yeah!" in agreement. The Wraith doesn't move.>show them power (1d20+3)>reason with them (1d20+1)>have the wraith prove itself>write in
>>1253681"Whether or not my attendant is a true or otherwise is inconsequential to you. We have come today to bargain.I shall offer you two choices. Submit, or be subjugated.Rest assured in knowing that your people will not be forced to bear the brunt of the army. While of course, some may be enlisted, it will only be a minority.And if it need to be a show of power... well..."Growl slightly."My attendant and I would be happy to show our prowess,"
>>1253688Please roll when making shit like thisIs this power or reason? If power add a +3 if reason then add a +1
>>1253691Do I roll two if it's a mix of both?
Rolled 8, 6 = 14 (2d20)>>1253688>>1253699Ok ill roll too cos it's bo3 right?>
Rolled 13 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1253681Let's see if the thread still has some luck in it.
Rolled 13, 17 = 30 (2d20)
>>1253699>>1253707I'm just counting your highest rolls
>>1253710nineteen and fifteen, not bad.
You stand up causing the Goblins to step back slightly. You start to speak."Whetha' or not my..."attendant" is real or othawise is inconsequential to you. You ave' come today to bargain. I will offer you two choices. Submit or be subjugated. Est' assured knowin' that your forces will be forced to bear the brunt of my army. While of course, some may be enlisted, it will only be a minority. And if it need be a show of powa'...well..-" You growl. "-my attendant and me would be happy to show our prowless." You grin at them.They look taken aback. How the fuck is an Uruk so well spoken. Doesn't matter as they call bullshit, their forces number in the thousands and you only have almost half of a couple hundred. They start laughing. And compliment you on the costume you set up who ever is in the robes beside you, but their faces quickly sour and they pull out their weapons. Their escort follows suit. Your "Attendant" then springs to life and grabs one of the Chiefs by the neck in an instant."Then iav iuk your choice avo mat leukukas ni The Nazgul then lets out a horrid screech that seems to terrify the Goblins. He drops the Goblin Chief and the scum scrambles to stand up in a panic. The host of Goblins start to waver. You walk up to the Chiefs, they scramble back. You smile."That is my offa, take it or die."They then drop to their knee's and swear vassalage to you. >the tribes of the misty mountains are now under your control (they will provide you with food and materials every week) (they will also help in any war in any way they can)>timeskip (how long)>send more scouts to the surrounding area now that it's "safe">write in
You fuckers need to stop being so lucky so I can fuck you guys over. Now I get why XenoQM hated me
>>1253727>write inAsk the Wraith what he wants? The return of the dark lord? The rest of it's kin, tell us and we'll se what can be done.>send more scouts to the surrounding area now that it's "safe"Have them look deeper, tunnels, caves, resources, now it's clear really look into our surroundings.
>>1253727>>1253736This.>Order the vassal tribes to offer a fifth of their able-bodied workforce to us.>ask for tribute of ever other goblin born, one is sent to us.>confer with the wildmen about their techniques and what they could improve at the settlement.>send some hunters out looking for wargs for us and horses for the wildmen. and failing that, warriors and skirmishers to raid for the horses.
>raiders have been successful in...raiding They bring a haul of >3 stocks of scrap >2 stocks of meat>2 stock of bread (fresh)
It is also the next day and the upgrades to the village are finally complete. >lvl 2 forge>lvl 2 orc pit>lvl 2 small pastures>lvl 1 palisades >1 more storage hut built>2 more housing huts builtWould you like to spend exp on stats and abilities?
+1 survival +1 authority
How about this guys we move all our stats up too 2 and then see how much EXP is left over?
>>1253776I'll tell you in Advance, 13.
>>1253777Ok Mr trips in that case I propose we move all our stats up too 2 and get the Fires of Industry Perk.
>>1253781But the problem is that we don't have enough space.
>>1253782Well, its that or Wendigo hasn't updated yet.
>>1253736thiswe need the darklord else this whole little ork rising thing we have going on, will fall appart with our death. Most likely at the hands of our own men.
>>1253784This is one of the reasons why I want to stock up on exp so we can get the obedience ability.
>>1253727And i though we would meet just some goblin hilly billys...>more scouts
I'm gunna pass out we'll start again tomorrow
>>1253794Thanks for running
>>1253794Wendi, shota boy slave when?
>>1253817Never you cock goblin
>>1253820You cannot stop the shota train
Alright I'll begin writing now. Might take a while (this'll be a big one~)
>>1256044Noice. Had a good nap I assume.
>>1256089Dude I pass out until 3PM
>>1256094Heh, the most I've ever done is till 2. But good luck in the story! I'm looking forward to what happens next!
I got company over so no new updates for a few hours
>>1257848It's just a couple hookers anon, nothin serious im sure.
>>1257848>>1257966Just his ten thousand bitches. It will only take molments.
You try and gauge the Nazgul's motives. It simply tells you that its Dark Lord has found use of you and that it is bound to you until you die or your use has been spent. Huh. Several days pass and the mines are finally completed giving you access to something other than melted down farming tools. This can also function as a fortress embedded within the mountain itself with time. The first batch of supplies from your newly acquired vassals arrived. And as an added bonus a new batch of Orc and Goblin have arrived and are being sorted into their respected rolls as you think. The raiding party has also returned with loot.Orc relations with the Dunlendings is also fairly stable maybe with the exceptions that some of the goblins have been taken to scaring the children whenever possible. The village has grown and so has the devastation in the surrounding area. Due to all the coal plumes and frequent chopping of trees the nearby land has an ashen and sickly look to it. Good.As you ponder a horn is heard blaring in the distance. An arrow whizzes out of the treeline to almost strike an Orc resting on a hammock. Then several riders clad in the armor of Rohan storm out of the forest and onto the camp. An Goblin watchman lets loose a foul sounding blast of noise from his horn and the village is awoken with Orcs, Goblins, and Men taking up arms to defend their "home". A man on a white horse frolics out of a formation of heavily armored horsemen."Ah! So these are the foul creatures that have been raiding our villages. Hmmph what foul things. Send them to the abyss!" The riders are now charging the palisades.You only have a group of Goblin skirmishers with you. The rest of the village is running towards the gate. >order a volley >hold the line (d20)>write in
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>1258806hold the line
>>1258808jeez this thread is blessed
>>1258808>>1258810THE TIME WILL COME WHEN YOU ROLL A NAT 1 AND I WILL SHOW NO MERCY WHEN KURR'Z DIES TO WHAT THE FUCK EVER KILLS HIM
>>1258812you know you love it
>>1258808This is the best thing to wake up to.
>>1258812Imagine we roll to see how many arrows hit us, and that's when we do the nat1?
>>1258812I hope we get killed by a fish or something.
>>1259014The terrifying two legged carp. This is why men fear the night.
>>1258812Did you reeee so hard you couldn't write the next segment.
>>1258812>Windi's fw Kurrz never rolls a single 1.
>>1258812so how are you gonna write a thin green line of goblins holding off the greatest cavalry in the known world.
>>1259078We just waltz up and Slaughter with our shade bro. Gobs not even needed.
The military might of Kurrz will go down in legend. Future strategists will learn from us.
>>1259078Let it be known that in the Fourth Age of Man, during the rise of the Mad Uruk, Kurzz, the great horsemen of Rohan had been held back by only three dozen goblins, a wraith and an Uruk. Scholars across Middle Earth still ask themselves if this Kurrz was but a simple Uruk, or the Dark-Lord himself incarnate.
>>1259102Is Kurzz our guy.
>>1259288Well Uruks are green kind of by default so, maybe?
Here lies Wendigo-chan, may he rest in peace.Cause of death? NAT 20ed to death.
>>1259660Curse of the eternal 20
>>1259660fuck, I didn't destroy his notes that bad did I? I've been DM to games before, so I can understand the rewriting
>>1259684He just needs to realize that were the new Hobbits. Eternal 20s all around
This is the part where Kurzz spear tackles a Rohan Rider into another bunch causing a colossal domino effect.I also propose we cage and break the pretty looking ones...give them to our other humans, they'd like to have some fun with these "Lord Lords"
>>1260329Seconded. We could also offer the horses to the wildmen, while keeping the other half as cattle. Horse meat is a delicacy in some places.
Alright so after I chugged a gallon of Nyquil to cope I passed out for like 12 hours
>>1260370We can sell it to the Chinese. >>1260427Now back to writing slave
The horselords charge forward confident in their abilities to rid to rid the world of you. You dig your feet into the ground and prepare for the oncoming storm. They crash through the fence you call a gate and except an easy fight. What they'll get is a slaughter. You immediately duck down and sweep your cleaver to the side. Your blade collides with several horse legs and their riders fall to the ground either crushed or broken. You then grab onto one of the oncoming horses and pull yourself up. The rider is surprised but that won't help him as you bite deeply into the poor fools neck killing him. You then take your cleaver and jam it into the horses skull. When it tumbles you take your chance to jump off into the courtyard. Backed up with a small contingent of orcs and goblins. There's a pile of dead horses and men piled up at the entrance acting as a second gate of corpses. >killed 5 riders of rohanThe Prince is taken aback at this show of carnage. He scoffs and tells the rest of the men to charge.>order a volley>HOLD. YOUR. GROUND. (d20)>charge them head on (d20 +2)
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>1260534Charge then head on Tell half our men to circle around them so they get cut off from escape and flanked. They seem ti be doing a blind charge and we want to cut as many down as possible when they flee .
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>1260534>HOLD. YOUR. GROUND. (d20)YOU CAN'T WIN PRINCELING I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!
Rolled 7 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1260534>>charge them head on (d20 +2)Fortune favors the bold
777 this means we won the lottery right guys.
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>1260534>HOLD. YOUR. GROUND. (d20)
>>1260591well the magic had to fade away sometime
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>1260534>HOLD. YOUR. GROUND.
>>1260606there we go
>>1260606Thank god for you anon
First three rolls guys...first three rolls
>>1260606>>1260616>>1260682Isn't it best of three?
>>1260744So 777 Eru blesses our actions right?
>>1260749that was never a specified rule for this quest.
>>1260768YES IT WAS
>>1260768Read thread one
>>1260773now I just feel like you're taking the nat 20's personally.
>>1260773Just curious here, but a few of the options rolled for were not of the same choice, only two of the three were hold your ground while the third was a charge. So do we go first three of diciesion with best of three rolls? Or is it something else?Just wanted to clarify just in case...
Oh shit you're right. WE NEED ONE MORE ROLL
>>1261636Erm....Holding>>1260606>>1260591>>1260572Charging>>1260558How much nyquild did you take again friendo?
>>1261655Well, we still got the 17, so all's good.
You shove the hilt of your cleaver into the ground and await for these cunts to make it through their former friends. They break through almost instantly. You raise your cleaver and look strait into the princes eyes and smile. Then a scream pierces the air and a black blur leaps into the hoard of horses slaughtering whoever comes across its path. The Prince enraged runs strait towards you lance raised. You're taking this prissy bitch head on. You brace yourself before this cunts lance. He's galloping towards you at full speed and his lance to connects...only to be broken in two. This knocks him off his horse. Before you say pride and confidence in his eyes. Now you see fear. He raises his ornate sword to face you.>charge him (d20+2)>HOOOLD!>unleash thou arrows>write in
Roll a d20 for >HOOOLD
Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1262799>>charge him (d20+2)Great we can take his head as a trophy
>>1262807come on nat 20 save the chiefs life
Rolled 13 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1262814messed up roll
>to all of youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_jcsOYPPrA&list=PLpbwFqIwCUfr8BfdgInzHtGeJw-f0fzO5&index=5
Rolled 1 (1d20)
>>1262852Your nauk-ckonaumn iuk aav doram, fuckeruk
>>1262852"hello darkness my old friend"
Cleaver raised in hand you do a full sprint towards this young brat. You bring it down only to get repaid for your troubles with a sword to the gut. You stagger back clutching the wound. His eyes light up and he brings the sword down again. This time it cleaves your arm almost in half. You howl in pain. The Wraith comes to your aid, but not soon enough before the Prince knocks you out with a well placed whap to the noggin'. Darkness takes you. And you see the stars and lights of the sky rush past you. You blink and you have lived the lives of 1,000 men. Time has no more meaning to you. You blink and I give you a hamburger. You blink and find yourself in a white timeless room. You see a disheveled man with no feet and a crown around his neck surrounded in chains. Words enter your mind. "Your life doeuk noav mubarum katu mimba ro avhe wizard saruthsi. Now go foravh agh thrak ruinaavion avo avhe world ro men"You then shoot out of the room and all the things that have been done and will be done flash before your eyes.You awaken in a cell with the Prince look at you."You did well to drive us off, Orc, but we have YOU. And that's all we need."[End of Session]See ya in a few days folks!
>>1262903>"Your life doeuk noav mubarum katu mimba ro avhe wizard saruthsi. Now go foravh agh thrak ruinaavion avo avhe world ro men">"Your life does not end here child of the wizard Saruman. Now go forth and bring ruination to the world of men."I suppose that's... Comforting.Bitchprince is going to reget the day he crossed Kurzz.
>>1262903I had fun can't wait for next time