The crusader order of the Knights Templar, has had it's Grandmaster proclaim a reformation from a group of mostly British nobles looking to "roleplay" and reminiscence about the "good old days", to a dignified knighthood order of old... Of course, the reformations are... Extraordinarily expensive, and the Knighthood Order of the Templars has called on you to fund it...

It's main changes is actually having the knights serve a part in crusades and holy wars, wearing enchanted armor to protect against bullets in traditional steel and plate, wielding shields with bulletproof enchantments that the Yuan-Ti once used...

Of course, this "Knight" of course is quite expensive to arm, train, and send out, but makes your commanding officers extremely powerful, not to mention granting you quite a bit of prestige and respect from Catholics, and making the Templar Knights more powerful and might cause more wealthy grandmasters to follow suite...

The knight is also capable to shield other soldiers and allies, along with being powerful in melee and very hard to kill...

However, due to being partially Theocratic, you are FORCED to choose a Catholic ideology...

>Sterk Kirke (Led by Archbishop Steinar Fjerstad.) This ideology grants bonuses to production and manpower, not to mention supporting larger government, but demands the government expand more and more, along with being diligent in conquest and warfare, along with showing plenty of zeal and crusading...
>Cierto Iglesia (Led by Franciscio Alverez Martinza), France, Spain, and Italy will calm down significantly, your nation will also have mostly Spanish-appointed priests and you will no longer be Pope. This will increase relations with Spain, Italy, France, and most traditional Catholic, and you will relinquish control of the Inqusition and Crusader Houses... You'll also gain a +1 to National Actions for having the church controlled by someone else and you not having to deal with it.
>...Try to make your own ideology.
>...Try to talk to God?
>...Reform the government away from a theocracy. (Greatly lowers opinion of the Clergy and Catholics, along with increasing civil unrest greatly.)
>Write-In

>>1236476
>Write-In
Can we pull off a more slow pulling away from theocracy?

And how is thing with human racism going?


I assume also that allowing the Cierto's as head of church will have an effect on our laws considering the fact that we allowed inter-racial marriage?

>>1236476
>...Try to talk to God?
>Sterk Kirke (Led by Archbishop Steinar Fjerstad.) This ideology grants bonuses to production and manpower, not to mention supporting larger government, but demands the government expand more and more, along with being diligent in conquest and warfare, along with showing plenty of zeal and crusading...

Oh yeah werewolves are basically socialists.

Anyways let's support this guy for now and talk to god.
We needed to thank him anyways.

>>1236476
>Cierto Iglesia (Led by Franciscio Alverez Martinza), France, Spain, and Italy will calm down significantly, your nation will also have mostly Spanish-appointed priests and you will no longer be Pope. This will increase relations with Spain, Italy, France, and most traditional Catholic, and you will relinquish control of the Inqusition and Crusader Houses... You'll also gain a +1 to National Actions for having the church controlled by someone else and you not having to deal with it.

>>1236573
The Cierto church will try to pressure you to change your laws, yes... And all changes you have done to the church will likely be revoked.

Going to wait for one more vote or for thirty minutes to go by.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Since it's been thirty minutes, I'll be rolling.

1=Ciesto
2= Sterkite

You let the Ciesto ideology be adapted...

Of course, by taking this ideology anons must step down from pope, and be the first pope to do so...

What do anons?

> Step down...
>...Order a cardinal election.
> Chose the Sterkites...
>...See if any of your kids would want to be pope. (If you want, you can also take them out of your succession...)
> Make your own ideology of the church.
> Write In

>>1237139
> Step down...

You decide to step down from the papacy position.

Spain's opinion of you has massively increased, along with Italy's.
France's opinion of you has slightly increased.
Most catholics opinion of you has slightly increased.

You have also gained one national action...

Other news...

A Swedish farmer has been caught hiding your escaped slaves from nearly a year ago as farmhands, and he was exposed after one of his "farmhands" did a opinion piece in a newspaper, which got sent to you for seditious behavior...

You could stop him from hiding your property, though it does reveal to you that public opinion is a bit... Against slavery, so to speak.

What do anons?

>...Ignore the farmer and the escaped slaves...
>...You know, you feel like being nice. Send the farmer a well-written letter on why he should give you your property back.
>...Oh hell no. No one HIDES your property. Go down personally to see this farmer...
>Just send the military to recapture the slaves...
>This just leads to a bigger issue... People think you beat and torture your slaves! You need to get some pro-slavery PR going on. At least, pro-dragon only slavery.
>Write-In

>>1237472
>Just send the military to recapture the slaves...

Send the nazi yiffs, canis mortem or whatever they're called

Waiting for one more vote.

>>1237472
>...Ignore the farmer and the escaped slaves...
Honestly we don't need them and I see no reason for us to try and reclaim them.
And sending the military will just cause a fuss I'm not in the mood for.

>>1237472
>...Ignore the farmer and the escaped slaves...

((Just a thing I noticed, but the full character sheet says that we're 30 stories tall, but the one focusing on Renexizious says he's 80 stories. Which is the right one?))

>>1238645
We're actually 50 stories tall iirc.
Same as liz.
And the char sheets have a few errors so yeah.

>>1238651
So I gotta ask how two seperate sizes were shown, one smaller and one larger than his actual size? And when can he grow ever more?

>>1238700
That ties into how the char sheets don't get updated very often.
And we can get bigger the next time we get a mutation.
Actually we could move into the next size class if we do.
All we need to do is complete some major goal. Like technological innovation or upgrading our kobold civ.

And now that I'm thinking about char sheets
I'm still fucking triggered about how I'm CERTAIN our wisdom should be higher than it is.

Sorry about the long delay.

Renexizious is technically 60 stories, Liz being fifty. I haven't gotten time to update the char sheet yet, sorry. Also, I'm going to roll for what's decided...

Rolled 2 (1d2)

1=Send Mortem
2=Ignore it.

>>1239067
I know it's pointless to point out.
But isn't the vote
1 for send the mortem
2 for ignore it?

You decide to ignore it...

Your son Michael (as he prefers to be called because it's easy to say) seems to be going through a growth spurt, and seems to enjoy eating quite a bit, finding it therapeutic, and seems to be putting on weight. Though he does seem to try and attempt to exercise, along with enjoying sleep and relaxing.

Aulus's first day at school is planned for tomorrow, and seems nervous and unsure, not to mention uncomfortable... He seems to want your advice...

Actions

>Try to give Aulus some draconic advice...
>...You should bond with your son. How about instead of a chauffeur driving him, that you take him to school?
>...Try to be best dad. Go to school as a responsible dad, maybe Elizabeth can come along...
> You never went to school... Pass him to Elizabeth.
> Bribe your son to leave you alone.
> Write In

By the way, all of this is taking place before Elizabeth goes out to the Draconian Firma.

>>1239138
>...You should bond with your son. How about instead of a chauffeur driving him, that you take him to school?

>Write-In
Talk to him about normal stuff.
Ease his nerves.
All he needs to be is calm and he'll be fine.

Also, do anons want Elizabeth to go with Aulus to go to school, or leave him alone?

Keep in mind this will affect your sons stats, skills, and personality.

>>1239172
Nah
We'll do it.
Liz should relax.
She deals with alot of the parenting stuff.

You decide to take Aulus to his first day of school...

You order a slave to wake you up at seven while you get comfortable on Chrysoula's fine... Pillows, so to speak... So much jiggling...

You eventually wake up, with Elizabeth already up and you smell the sweet, sweet sound of tea being made while you head to the kitchen... And... Singing.
It seems Elizabeth and Gwynevere are humming a song together and you must admit, it's rather beautiful to listen to...
After being enchanted by her melody, you go in to see Elizabeth making a large packed lunch in a cardboard box...

"Elizabeth?"

She turns around, as you come up behind her, putting your arm around her shoulder.

"Oh, I didn't know you were up darling... Did you want some breakfast with me and Aulus?"

"Oh, I'd be delighted..."

"Yes... I heard you were driving him and me down... I wasn't too sure honestly..."

"Oh... Your going too?"

"Well, I mean... Of course! Besides, he can't carry his lunch around. Besides, what if he gets lost, or a werewolf tries to eat him? Or worse yet, what if he's bullied?"

"Really?"

"Oh, yes. That's why I intend to bring him lunch and go with him for today... And maybe the next day... Oh, I do hope he gets plenty of friends..." She relaxes in your grip, hugging you sweetly...

"He'll have plenty... And I don't think you need to follow him.."

"Well, I was planning to check up on him every fifteen minutes or so... That isn't much, right?"

"Fifteen?"

"Oh... Well, you know. Fly overhead... Maybe drop down, give him a kiss, talk to his teachers..."

"Elizabeth..."

"...What?"

"That's a bit... Well, excessive."

"Oh... Do you think twenty minutes is good?"

"Elizabeth..."

She seems a bit worried...

"Ren... Ok, fine... How about twenty two minutes? And every nap time? Oh! He'd be so sweet... I can barely get him to sleep you know, or take a nap... Maybe sing him a lullaby, bring him a snack..."

She hugs up to you, clearly worried about Aulus... She seems determined to go with him for the rest of the day, and seems a bit deluded in trying to fit seeing him every twenty minutes into her schedule...

Actions

>...Take Elizabeth and Aulus down...
>...You need to get Elizabeth off Aulus's case... She's way too over-protective and maternal for her own good right now...
>...Maybe you can drive Aulus down, and distract Elizabeth by "passing the time" so to speak... (Shrewd-Minded+Lustful)
>...Maybe you can get someone to check on Aulus for her. (Shrewd-Minded)
>...Elizabeth... Why don't I make you breakfast?
>...Elizabeth, how much are you feeding Aulus anyways?
>Write-In

>>1239294
>...You need to get Elizabeth off Aulus's case... She's way too over-protective and maternal for her own good right now...
>...Elizabeth... Why don't I make you breakfast?

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can get Elizabeth to relax.

+3 if you can be a loving, sweet, and only slightly lustful husband.
+2 if you can tell her what is so excessive about her policy.
+2 if you can mention how she's a bit over-maternal and over-protective of Aulus.
+1 if you can mention how Aulus will excel at school... (+1 if draconic superiority can play a part.)
+2 if Renexizious can promise more children. Soon. (+1 if he can remind her of the ones she already has.)

If everything is done, and Renexizious comes up with a way for Elizabeth to still check in without being too disruptive, it will be an autosuccess.

>>1239346
Pull her down to sit next to us on the bed.
Pull her close.
>Look liz you can't keep checking in on him every 20 minutes. It'll smother the boy. Plus all the other kids might judge him for it. You're worrying too much about this and being over protective. School is a place where he grows and learns. Let him handle this. He'll excel. He's a dragon and my son. I'm sure there's nothing he won't be able to handle. You should worry more about the kids at home. Both the ones we have now and in the future. Like michael, and odah, and elisif. She craves attention. Now look. If you're still worried how about this. I'll drop him off in the mornings. You can check in on him during his lunch time and you can go pick him up after school. That way you can check on him every so often and it won't be as disturbing. But try not to make too much fuss okay? You'll embarrass the boy.

Fuck we should take renexizia to the D&D dimension now.

>>1239409
There's no bed nearby.

>>1239413
Then bridal carry the woman.
Give her a kiss.
And talk to her in a soft caring tone.

You pick Elizabeth up, holding her nice... Bottom in your arms... Giving her a kiss, and you talk to her in a nice, soft... Caring tone...

"Look Elizabeth you can't keep checking in on him every 20 minutes. It'll smother the boy. Plus all the other kids might judge him for it. You're worrying too much about this and being over protective. School is a place where he grows and learns. Let him handle this. He'll excel. He's a dragon and my son. I'm sure there's nothing he won't be able to handle. You should worry more about the kids at home. Both the ones we have now and in the future. Like Michael, and Odah, and Elisif. She craves attention. Now look. If you're still worried how about this. I'll drop him off in the mornings. You can check in on him during his lunch time and you can go pick him up after school. That way you can check on him every so often and it won't be as disturbing. But try not to make too much fuss okay? You'll embarrass the boy..."

"What's wrong that? He should love his mom... Besides, what if another woman goes there with a similar idea and coddles THEIR child more?"

"I don't think anyone would do that."

"Ren, what if Aulus thinks a random woman would be a better mom or something..." She nuzzles up to your neck, worried...

"That's unlikely..."

"I-I don't know... He needs me though... He's only a small child... Besides, no one would make fun of him for being with his mom..."

Actions

>Elizabeth, you can coddle him all you want at home... Just not school...
>..Why don't we ask Aulus?
>..Fine... You can coddle him at school. But only for today.
>...Elizabeth, are you worried about your children leaving you or something?
>...Come on Elizabeth, it'll all be alright...
>...Come on. Why don't we tumble a bit when I get back? It'll put you at ease.
>Write-In

>>1239518
>Elizabeth, you can coddle him all you want at home... Just not school...
>...Come on Elizabeth, it'll all be alright...
And if she is for some reason still unsure
THEN we offer a tumble.

>Mfw we're the one using sex to get things now.

"Elizabeth... Come on. You can coddle him all you want at home, just not at school... It'll be alright, ok?"

She cuddles up to you...

"Ren... I-I don't know... He's not ready to go off by his lonesome, he still needs his mom..."

She seems convinced, but still really does want to see him, not to mention take care of him, coddle him...

"I don't know... I just don't know. I mean, Ren... He's my child, my little dragon child... He's so small you know... Besides, what if the other mothers go there? I'll look so terrible..."

Her competitive nature seems really annoyed by the prospect another mother could be possibly better then she is.

"Please? At least today?"

She squeezes up to you, her breasts squeezed tightly... God, they feel great...

Actions

>Fine. But only for today...
>...How about a tumble, ok? You love those... You do need to relax...
>Convince her that it's good as it is.
>Try to find more time for her to see her son...
>Try to promise even more children. She'd adore you after that...
>Write-In

>>1239561
>Look how about this. We'll take him to school and drop him off into the classroom personally. So you can tell him goodbye. Is that enough for you? Trust me if anything you're a better mother for letting him do this then coddling him.

>>1239591
Eh. Not going to convince her, but your awfully close to if you can give her more time with her child.

>>1239599
>How about we have more family outings okay? You can take aulus and the other kids out on weekends. There's always weekends and after school alright liz?

Aw crap...this is what I get for being gone most of today, missed out on my chance to bring back Reinhold and make him pope.

>>1239561

>Write-In
Come now, Elizabeth, unless you wanted to start homeschooling our children they need to go to school. If nothing else, it's good for them to get socialized with other people. Alone, without his mother to correct all his mistakes.

>>1240003
Reinholds dead

>>1240057
I think he wanted God to resurrect him like he did us

"How about this... We'll take him to school, and drop him off into the classroom personally. You can say goodbye there, alright? Trust me, your a better mom for letting him go by himself rather than coddling him... We can have even more family outings if you want, ok?"

She seem awfully tempted.

"W-well... I suppose... I'll go tell him the news."

Good... You begin to make breakfast for your beautiful wife... After a while she comes out with a nervous looking Aulus, who's in his short half-dragon form, going up to your chest... He'll probably be bigger then all the other kids, smarter...
Hm.

Aulus does seem nervous though, sticking close to Elizabeth, who of course, picks him up, and tells him how cute he is, how everyone will like him...

Of course, in your opinion you think Aulus should terrify the class, take control, maybe enslave a few of the other classrooms to do his work for him... That's how school works, right? Yeah, he should be taught slavery while young. You did make him kill one person after all, and he's no doubt old enough to learn how to enslave properly...

"Ren?"

"Hm?"

"Are you ready? We're going soon."

"Oh, right, right..."

You begin to drive Aulus down, Elizabeth holding him in her lap and calming him down, holding him tightly and trying to reassure him.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see how well dropping him off and going inside for a minute will go...

+2 if you can think of lustful thoughts about Elizabeth...
+2 if you mention your expectations for Aulus.
+1 if you can think what another dragon would think of being this engaged in your child's life. You most likely have broken the rule of tradition and abandoning your child to an absolute tee.
+2 if you can remind Elizabeth of the potential of more children if she doesn't go in or act too maternal.
+1 if Renexizious can miss his own mom a bit.

Rolled 18 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1240322
The soft supple feeling of liz's curves.

>Look aulus this is your first day so I won't be unfair to you. All I expect from you is to make a clean entrance into school and have a successful first day. So let's talk about how your day went when you get home alright?

Most would call our children weak and how we're breaking tradition by doing this. They'd probably hold contempt and disdain. and jealousy

Spending time with her is nice every so often. It's a nice break from being a emperor. And father. To 15+ kids.

18+13=31

Good Success

You drop Aulus off, and go inside... He seems to have a rather nice human female as a teacher, willing to help him learn and read... Though of course, he already knows how to read, and already knows basic algebra, so that's taken care of...

He seems to stay close to his mom, and he gets quite a few stares from most people in the classroom... After a bit of talking to another mother (which Elizabeth gives a semi-death glare to), apparently most half-dragon children are sent to private school rather than public school, and that it's rather strange to see one here.

Hm.

After a bit, you decide to leave with Elizabeth, but she seems to want to stay for a bit longer... Only a minute... Or two.
Or three.

Elizabeth of course, looks towards Aulus playing with drawings, worried that he might hurt himself or something...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can drag Elizabeth out of there.

+3 if you can try to either bribe her, or try to be loving towards her, and reassure her that Aulus will be fine.
+2 if you can be a bit lustful. Subtly though.
+1 if you can take pride in your kid knowing way more then almost everyone here...
+1 if you can try to calm Elizabeth's rather competitive spirit coming to parenting and other parents.
+1 if you can try to mention the other kids she can coddle and love back home.
If the bribe is especially good and everything is done, it will be an autosuccess.

Rolled 5 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1240465
>Algebra
What grade is aulus in?

And of course our kids a genius. It's genetic. He was born strong.
Hug her from behind and whisper in her ear.
>Liz come on give aulus some space you're a great mother don't we have other things we could be doing? Don't you have other children to coddle and husbands to spend time with. Intimate time with?

I assume the bribe is obvious?

>>1240509
Aulus is in his first year of school... So in American terms probably first grade.

You give her a hug from behind...

"Come on Elizabeth. give Aulus some space... You're a great mother. We have other things we could be doing... Other children to cobble... Husbands to spend intimiate time with..."

"Oh, Ren... Well..."

She seems to enjoy the last part.

"Well... I mean, what about Aulus?"

"He'll be fine... But honestly, I can't help but look into your nice, reptilian eyes... Beautiful."

She smiles, sharply.

"W-well... I mean, I'm busy..."

Roll me a 1d20+7 to get her distracted by intimate time back home...

+3 while walking out to the car you can be a bit intimate and lustful towards her. (+1 for lustful compliments)
+2 if Elizabeth can show off to Renexizious.
+1 if Elizabeth can try to self-justify being bribed with tumbling.

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>>1240519
>First grader
>Knows algebra
Well shit he's going to skip a ton of grades at this point.

Wrap our arm around her waist.
Pull her close.
Grope her a bit
Liz can wrap her arms around his and press her chest against it.


I've hit the realization that liz wants to have sex with ren more than ren often has the urge to have sex with liz. How the roles reverse.

Rolled 19 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1240519
Forgot to roll.

And it's not bribery. It's healthy intimacy between a married couple.
Definitely.

19+13=32

Amazing Success!

You wrap your arm around her waist, pulling her close up to you, and you grope her a bit... She wraps her arms around your chest, pressing softly up against it...
You barely take her back to the car before lust overtakes you, making out furiously in the cramped limo... Luckily the windows are pitch black.

Roll me a 1d20+5 if you can try to deescalate the situation so you can get home to avoid people thinking somethings going on, so to speak.

+3 if you can find a way to calm her down, and yet be extremely lustful.
+2 if Elizabeth can be lustful towards Renexizious, and intimate.
+1 if Renexizious can compliment Elizabeth's assets. (+1 if you can mention how they're better than Chrysoulas or any other woman. +1 if you can compliment all of her assets.)
+2 if Renexizious can be a bit happy at Elizabeth wanting to tumble a bit more often.
+1 if Renexizious can compliment Elizabeth's beauty.

If everything is done, you can get back home and avoid a scandal.
Alternatively, you could just do it here and get a +10 to opinion with Elizabeth, and in which case trying to deescalate it bonus will become trying to hide the tumbling.

>>1240547
>Tumbling in the car
No.
Every time we do this another car gets totaled.
Think about the mechanics that have to fix our cars and the people that drive them.

Let's try to deescalate to cuddling and lewd groping.

And all the affection is nice.
>Elizabeth your eyes are beautiful, your eyelashes stunning, your lips soft, your curves are perfect, and your assets a gift. The best gift. Better than all those other random women in the world. They do not compare.

elizabeth can hug ren back.
The lewd kind where our face ends up in her chest.

You deescalate it barely to cuddling and lewd groping, and complimenting... Not to mention hugging... You get a face-full of Elizabeth's cold, soft, supple breasts, the scales so smooth and soft, not to mention so comfortable... You can't help but play with them for a minute...

You begin to drive back with one hand, the other groping her breasts wildly... You nearly crash twice, but luckily your fast eye coordination allows you to get home in one piece, just enough to barely get out of the car and lustfully make out and undress while getting to the lair.

Roll me a 1d20+8 for tumbling.

+2 if you can mention in great detail how much you love Elizabeth and what your willing to do for her.
+2 if Renexizious can think of ways to have fun with her frontal assets. (+1 if he can also compliment them even more.)
+2 if Elizabeth and Renexizious can be lustful towards each other.
+1 if Elizabeth can try to tell Renexizious how much she loves him. (Which is enough to put up with other wives, his womanizing, slavery, and other things.)
+1 if things can go from extremely lewd and sexual to mostly sweet, cute, and romantic.

If everything's done, Renexizious gets +5 Opinion from Elizabeth.
Additional +5 Opinion if the write-in is of great quality.

Rolled 13 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1240057
>>1240063
I am the anon that wanted to ask God to resurrect Reinhold.

Also can't think of anything for lewd write-ins. Sorry, QM.

13+8=21

Success!

You give Elizabeth a great tumble, and cuddle together in bed for a bit...

"Dear?" Elizabeth says, cuddling up against you, in her pristine, naked form with her bright white scales... A beautiful smile, naturally attractive eyes...

"Yes?"

"...I just wanted to say I love you."

"I love you too."

"Well... I love you more."

You chuckle slightly.

"Really? Are we getting into one of those arguments?"

"Well... I just wanted to be cute about it, I suppose."

She cuddles up to your arm, her assets surrounding it, and her head laying by yours, as she puts her hands around your waist.

"Well... Both of us are tired of tumbling now, I guess..."

"Well..."

"For now, I should say." She says, giving you a slight wink and a kiss on the cheek.

"Just for me?"

"Well, yes. And for no one else. But not now, ok?"

"Did you want to talk?"

"Did you?"

"Eh... This was mostly a bribe for you, you know. I'm surprised you took it up. Aren't you trying to be more chaste?"

"...To be fair, that did get me far with your attentions. If anything, I should do that more often." She remarks, with a sarcastic grin on her face, as she cuddles up to you a bit harder... You of course put your hands around her waist, feeling her back curve, which feels shockingly great...

"To be fair... I must say this is a great stress reliever."

"Stressed much then, Elizabeth?"

She sighs, a bit frustrated.

"...You have no idea, honestly... It's so hard taking care of fifteen children... Then dealing with the "others", then with my fans, then with dealing with England... Oh, and taking care of you..."

"You don't need to take care of me, Elizabeth."

She kisses you on the cheek,squirming a bit more into your grasp.

"...Well... I just want to help my Prince Charming, so to speak."

"Prince Charming?"

"...Prince Charming with biceps with biceps, I should add. And a most wonderful smile."

You give her a kiss, and boop her on the nose.

"Really now? You have better teeth then mine."[r/ed]

"...Well, that's because you eat so many people. When was the last time you brushed them?"

"Erh... Never?" You say, a bit concerned about your dental health.

She shrugs, and she gives a more intense hug, with a bit of her assets in your face... Probably unintentionally... But still...

"To be fair, I never brushed much either. Now it just smells nice naturally, I suppose. A great boon."

"Yeah... How did we go from talking about why your stressed to dental health?"

"...I don't know honestly."

She presses tightly against you, and you narrowly can put your head above the assets Elizabeth is charming you with.

"...But this is actually quite relaxing... Honestly, this is the only "us" time we get in the day anymore."

"Yeah..."

"...I miss you, you know..."

Continued!

"Really?"

"...Well... I feel like we should do more then occassionally go out for dinner, or say hi and kiss... Maybe we should take a trip by ourselves somewhere. To Italy maybe... The two of us, being together... Like when we were a bit younger."

"When it was just the two of us?"

"...When there were just two of us, and I wasn't so sexualized, yes."

"Come on. You aren't sexualized... Your just stimulating." You say, in an excuse.

"...Stimulating to your groin, maybe. And I don't mind it with you, you know... It gets you around me more, I hope."

"Well... I'll admit, it's hard not to stare and want to fondle them."

"...I know... And it's hard to not accidently do things others might consider lewd or sexual. If I even bend down to pick something up..."

You can't help but give a warm smile at thinking about that.

"See?"

"Yeah... I kind of can."

"...You know... Ren?"

"What?"

"...I'm... Well... I just want to... Ask a question, and excuse if it seems a bit brash..."

"What is it?"

She sighs, worried, giving you a kiss.

"...I feel like the two of us kind of... Changed a bit, you know... I try to be the best mother I can, and that leaves almost no time to be your wife... Hopefully the best wife, I should add, and I just... Well, I miss when it was just us..."

"Yeah..."

"You know.... Ren... You should do something romantic soon. Like... A poem or something. Or make the gardens bigger. Something... I just...Well, I don't want to sound rude, but just orbiting each other and occassionally talking and going out is..."

She takes a breath...

" Ok, fine. I want more excuses to see you. Nothing inbetween... No children, no other wives, no slaves... Just the two of us, together, doing something romantic... Like your underground gardens! I love that so much, you had no idea... I miss that."

"Really?"

"Yeah... Well... I suppose I'm asking we step away from sex and lust for a while... And try to be more... Loving. Not just sexually in love, but just... Generally too."

"...Sounds a bit creepy."

You look down at her faces, and see she's embarrassed extremely, to the point it's hard for her to breath. She's probably shocked she's even saying this.

"...At the very least I want to see and talk to you more... I miss how connected we were... Now I feel like we're both busy all the time..." She sighs out...

Actions

>...Well, we are busy all the time, to be fair... We rule an empire, have so many children...
>...I think we need to destress a bit more. Both of us have way too much on the mind.
>I love you. I'm willing to lower the casual sex a bit... (Ren becomes loving rather than lustful to Elizabeth.)
>...Can I at least slap your ass a bit? It's cute. (Ren becomes a bit of both.)
>...I mean, I'd rather just have sex and not favor you... (Ren remains lustful.)
>Write-In

>>1240904
>...Can I at least slap your ass a bit? It's cute. (Ren becomes a bit of both.)

"Well... Can I at least slap your ass a little?"

"Ren, in all honesty you probably get hard from looking at me, if you'll excuse my French. Also, its embarrassing for God's sake..."

You can tell she enjoys it, but is loathe to admit it.

Actions

> Don't you like public displays of affection?
> Come on, I can tell you like it.
> I will cede to the point of being turned on by you...
> Eh...I'm not turned on by looking at you.
> Become Loving.
> Remain Lustful.
> Write In

>>1240919
> Come on, I can tell you like it.
>Don't worry. I'll show you I can be as loving as we are lustful.


We can desu.
Just need some uh.
Mutagens.
More space underground.
And uh.
Bugs and plants.

>>1240922
These bugs are preferably butterflies.

"Come on. I can tell you love it."

"I do not..." She says with a brief growl.

"Oh, yes you do. But I can show you how loving I can be. Almost as I am lustful. "

"Well... Thank you Ren."

She gives you a tight hug, briefly choking you as she accidentally puts your face into her assets...

Of course, being crushed by Chrysoula has taught you a lot how air is for mere plebians. After a bit, her hug resides, oblivious to the lewd accident.

Judging from the way she's still cuddling with you, she seems to want to go for a bit longer...

You check the clock. It seems to be about ten in the morning.

What do?

> Tumble her a bit more.
> Maybe bring someone else in for s bit.
> Hold off on it. You had enough time...
> You know, there's a pool you can go to with Elizabeth... Does she even know it exists?
> Write In

>>1240929
> You know, there's a pool you can go to with Elizabeth... Does she even know it exists?

Also, forgot about this...

> Lewdly cuddle for a bit and talk further.

"Why don't we go to the pool?"

"Pool?"

"Well, yes..."

She seems a bit surprised at the mention of a pool.

Roll me a 1d20+5 anons

+3 if you can give her convincing arguments...
+2 if you can lovingly mention how you and her would love it.
+2 if you can mention how comfy it would be.
+1 if you can be lustful to Liz.

Anons?

By the way, if you succeed this roll Elizabeth will likely be happy from spending time with you and give you an opportunity for more opinion.

Autosuccess if everything happens and anons can get into a lewd accident again. And of course, if anons can embarrass Elizabeth heavily because of this.

Bumping.

Bump

Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1240984

Rolled 8 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1240984
>It'll be you and me taking a nice relaxing dip in a cold pool together. Doesn't that sound relaxing? Plus it's a wonderful way to de-stress not to mention swimming is a fun physical activity.

8+10=18

Minor Success

"Come on, the water will be cold, it'll be a good way to relax..."

She warmly cuddles with you, and you give her a kiss.

"What, want to see me naked more Ren?"

"Well..."

"...What time is it though?"

"Oh... It's ten."

"Well... I should probably go take him his lunch... And check on him..." She says, a bit worried.

Actions

> Come on. We have two hours...
> Liz, stop being so caring and maternal. You said so yourself thst your stressed.
> Why don't you go get dressed while I make A ulus lunch, beautiful. ..
> Bribe her further. (May increase relations if its good.)
> write In

>>1241789
> Why don't you go get dressed while I make Aulus lunch, beautiful...
And we can both check on him.

"Come on... We'll both go down, and bring him food. Now, get dressed please. "

Roll me a 1d20+4 for how well A ulus does.

+2 if A ulus can think of fun things to do with weak human children.
+2 if he can miss his mom, dad, and family.
+2 if Elizabeth can come up with a special way to coddle A ulus.
+2 if Renexizious can think lu stfully about the pool and naked Elizabeth. (+1 if he can channel this to destress Elizabeth.)

If everything is done, Aulus will have a so far great day.

>>1241829
>Things to do with other kids
Talk about his parents, Read, Attempt to climb trees. He's always done that.

He'd miss the fact he can't mess around with michael, or his cool older siblings, or his nice mom and his awesome dad.

She could stop by a pastry place on the way.
Get some fancy ones and have the driver help carry them out.

Think about liz in a nice form fitting piece of swimwear.
Then stroke liz's head and wrap our arm around her.

Eh, a bit more coddling and something a bit new in the lustful department please.

>>1241933
Liz can shoo away some of the other kids to try and get him a table for himself and his friends.
And bring more food.
Basically a feast to aulus's first day of school
Forcefully ripping off her swim clothes and taking her by the poolside.

You barely contain your lust as Elizabeth and you buy tons of food for Aulus...

It's not long before you get there and hold a mini feast for Aulus, who suddenly seems to have a lot more friends... Elizabeth of course lovingly picks up her baby boy, giving a suspicious look towards the rest of the kids, and seems to want you to make sure they're upright and proper...

Their lunch room supervisor seems a bit shocked at the massive feast, and slightly protests this, the poor man. Elizabeth seems to ignore him though. She also makes sure to give most of the food to Aulus, which a few kids calls unfair...

Roll me a 1d20 for the quality of friends Aulus has gotten.
+2 if Elizabeth can embarrass Aulus.
+2 if Elizabeth can scare the lunch room supervisor away for protesting herson's lunch. (+1 for scaring him with the time you once ate people.)
+2 if Elizabeth can explain to the small children why they don't get as much as her Aulus. +1 If you can be maternal yet claim your child as superior.
+2 if Ren can rationally explain the overly maternal half dragon coddling her baby and think on who's eligible to be Aulus's friend...
+1 if Ren cannot just scare, but terrify the supervisor for staring at his wife. And if he can be loving and protective of her.

If everything is done, Elizabeth will be more happy and Aulus's friends won't likely be leeches.

>>1242055
She can bring up his night light and how she's proud he doesn't use it anymore.
>Leave now sire. While I usually refrain from eating people I think I can make an exception one more time if you refuse to leave.

>Children this food is something I got as a gift to aulus to commemorate his first day. I understand you might be jealous but simply put my child is in a better position than all of you. I'm sorry but it's true."

>Well she missed aulus and she's never had a child go off to school before so it makes sense.
Anyone loyal. Loyalty is the most important trait a friend of aulus can have currently.


Cast fear on him.
Grab him by the scruff of his shirt and lift him.
>So two choices. You can keep staring at and harassing my wife or you can leave.

Then use shock hands on one hand.
and let him down.

Rolled 4 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1242113
forgot to roll

Eh. If anons csn be a bit more scary and coddle their son even more and embarrass him more. Also, maybe a bit more clarification on why your son is superior.

>>1242125
*You can samefag

Fuck my life. Already today is shit-tier and it just got a bit worse.

Rolled 12 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1242125
Just shift into a dragotaur form.
That intimidates everyone.
>Embarrass him more.
How about something else.
Liz can start going into detail about his sleeping habits.
And Ren can get her to shush to salvage his reputation.
Honestly.

>Well you see aulus is stronger, smarter, and more resilient than all of you are and comes from a much superior family then all of you.

>>1242175
About who's sleeping habits? Renexizious's?

Also, topkek if it is, and if you can embarrass Renexizious thoroughly as Elizabeth it'll be an autosuccess... If you can somehow link from Aulus's nightlight to embarrassing Renexizious. Also, Critical Autosuccess if you can do that, reassure him of Elizabeth's love, counter-embarrassing Elizabeth and coddle Aulus even more.

>>1242202
>Aw aulus it's so nice you got over your nightlight. I'm proud of you it's so nice you don't toss and turn anymore in your sleep. Much better than your father. I swear he can be like a brute sometimes. So restless and the noises. I'd swear you think his stomach bottomless with all the growling he does. And the talking too.

Liz can rub aulus on his head and start to feed him.

>Liz please you aren't any better. You constantly try to grab me and everything on the bed. I swear it's almost like you can't handle being alone and you talk in your sleep just as much as me if not more. I can't try to get out the bed without you reaching for me. It's a good reason I keep a plushie around. It gives you something to cuddle. So needy.


And we can whisper in aulus's ear an apology about liz being so clingy and how we'll make it up to him later and that she's only like that because she cares.
Even if it's a tad bit too much

"Oh Aulus, it's so nice that you got over your nightlight. I'm proud of you! So nice that you don't toss and turn anymore in your sleep... Far better than your father. I swear, he's so brutish at times. Restless... Not to mention the noises! I'd swear you'd think his stomach was bottomless! Not to mention all those late night journeys to get food or a snack, only for him to come back with a steak and eat it in the bed! In the bed!"

"Hey! I bring a plate. Sometimes."

"...Sometimes isn't good enough... Oh, and don't even get me started on his talking... Keeps us all awake, you know."

She rubs Aulus on the head, and puts him on her large lap, feeding him entire loaves.

"Well, Elizabeth, you aren't any better. Constantly grabbing me and everything on the bed! It's almost like you can't handle being alone, and you also talk in your sleep too, you know... If not more. I honestly can't get out of the bed without you reaching for me! There's a good reason I keep that plushie in bed, so you can cuddle it, you know."

"...I've been... Cuddling a doll?"

"Yes, yes you have."

Both of you look a bit embarrased.

"Well, at least I don't eat steak in the bed..."

"...You feed the kids steak in the bed. What's wrong with steak in the bed anyways?"

"You might choke or something. Not to mention you tend to use me as a table."

You blush quite a bit.

"I erh... I thought you didn't notice."

"...Like how I wouldn't notice how you maneuver to be in the minotaur's chest?" She says this, bitterly and enviously.

"Come on... It's the only place I can sleep."

"I can barely reach around her to you!"

"...So does that mean you cuddle a minotaur in your sleep."

She gags.

"Don't even start! She smells horrendous around the armpits, or worse yet, hugs us hard enough where it's hard to breathe!"

"Ah. So you do cuddle up to her?"

"Oh, blast it you. Shut up..." She growls out, cutely. You of course laugh a bit, giving her a kiss on the head... And giving a glare to the lunch supervisior. And nearly think about electrocuting him.

After a bit, Elizabeth finishes feeding Aulus enough bread and other pastries, and he seems quite full, and a little bloated. Elizabeth and you leave and get back in the car...

"What was that all about? I do not talk in my sleep, you know!"

"Yes you do."

"I do not cuddle up to a minotaur!"

"Yes, you do."

"...Well, I do not eat steak in the bed..."

"You ate people in the bed. And don't forget those times you were pregnant..."

"That hardly counts!"

"Ah... I see."

"At least all those poor children of flat-chested mothers have been graced by our presence..." She sighs out.

"Erh..."

"It's sad really... I mean, when you think about it, having small assets is pitiful...."

"Ah."

You begin to drive home...

Continued.

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>>1242325
TopKek

I guess now we should go home.
Prepare our rocket for launch.
And take renexizia out.

Then a few other pet projects for liz and maria.

You drive back, and begin to change to swim wear... She chooses rather revealing and cute red swim wear, which goes well with her white scales... Though certainly not strong enough to hold her breasts for long....

You meanwhile, settled for finding some shorts.

"So... Why don't you show me this pool Ren? I'm curious... I never got to go swimming really."

"Really?"

"Too cold in England... Now it just feels comfortable here, where's its cold..."

You nod, and head to the pool with your wife...

It seems amazingly well decorated, and you see the mosiacs throughout the room seem almost life-like, and you see Marcus attaching more tiles to a wall... There seems to be mosiacs of you, Elizabeth, Chrysoula, and Frankizka...

Huh.

The water of course feels ice-cold, and comfortable to the touch, so you help Elizabeth in and begin to swim a bit... Both of you are about waist-high in the water, being quite large...

Hey... Do you think we can get Chrysoula to come? Maybe Vasura.... Or Frankizka...

Really?

Yeah. Let's do it! Please?

Actions

>Enjoy some quality time bathing with your wife?
>...Try to get another wife to join in... (May increase or decrease your headmate's opinion)
>...Embarrass Elizabeth more. You aren't finished yet.
>Write-in

>>1242333
Mind if I ask what was kek tier?

>>1242340

>Enjoy some quality time bathing with your wife?

Well, did my quest. Worked out pretty good. Only one "OP you done fucked up." Message

>>1242340
8.5-9/10
I will be laughing about this for days to come.
Seeing the more comedic side to their relationship can be nice too.
>Enjoy some quality time bathing with your wife?

>Write-in
"Flames no. We should spend quality time with each wife individually sometimes. It's nice and good for a relationship."


Reminder that renexizia is almost at meltdown levels from a lack of causing property damage.

I think when we reach the next milestone we should ask khorne to remove her chaos taint.

Or see if we can invent videogames to calm her.

>>1242349
Greetings chaos mcsirman

>>1242357

Anon, good to see you.

>>1242349

Nice. I was so fucking nervous when I did my first quest.
Though I do have a quest that I may reveal a bit later, as I got inspiration from the archives from the dead quests that haunt /tg/

You semi-swim around. Your a bit too big to properly swim, but you try your best anyways...

"So Ren?"

"Hm?" You say, looking downward.

"Ren? Hello?"

"Yeah?" You mumble out, looking downward.

"...Ren, you've been staring at them for a... Really long time now."

"Come on. It's just... I'm getting used to it."

She waves her hand in front of you. When that doesn't work, she kisses you on the snout

"Ren, honestly. You should stop looking at them. You might cramp or something."

"...It's fine, ok?"

"...Ren... Your looking at your feet."

"What? Come on."

She sighs, as you wiggle your toes a bit. It feels strange to be in your half-dragon form, in water. Not to mention you can see through this water!

Elizabeth sighs and hauls you along to swim for a bit...

"So... Why did you build a waist high pool?"

"Reasons... I mean, we are pretty big."

"Pretty big? Aren't I bigger than you?"

"Please. I'm bigger than you."

"...I'm bigger than you."

You growl softly.

"If anything, I'm bigger than YOU."

She crosses her arms, under her chest.

"Really now? Well, I have bigger tracks of land, you know." She says.

"Really? Is your tracks of land Europe-sized?"

"Dear, it's so big that the sun never sets on the Empire."

"...That's what you call your boobs?"

Her face goes pale white with shock.

"What?!"

"You were talking about your boobs, right? Tracks of land?"

"Ren! Not at all! I was talking about the Empire!"

Your a bit confused.

"Your tits?"

She sorely lets out a sigh.

"I do not call my tits the British Empire, Ren."

"...It's cute tho-"

She splashes cold water in your face, with some small chunks of ice in it.

"Did you just... Throw water in my face?"

"Yes. Yes I did. For thinking I was talking about my breasts when it was clearly about my land!"

"...Your tracks of land?' You give her a charming grin, and she splashes you with water. Again.

"Keep on going. I dare you. Make one more joke about them."

"And?"

"...Or else I'll give the minotaur plushie to Aulus." She says, confidently...

Actions

>...Worth it. Make a few more jokes about the British Empire and how big it's tracks of land are. (Increase relations with Flames. And secretly increase relations with Solaire)
>Try to talk seriously for a minute...
>...Splash water in her face.
>...Grab her and take her under water. That'll surprise her.
>...Boop her on the nose. Boop contest.
>...You wouldn't touch that plushie. I know you love it too much. I mean, you get all over that thing at night...
>...Please don't. It's actually kind of cute and comfortable to sleep next to.
>Write-in

>>1242405
>...You wouldn't touch that plushie. I know you love it too much. I mean, you get all over that thing at night...
>...Splash water in her face.

>...Worth it. Make a few more jokes about the British Empire and how big it's tracks of land are. (Increase relations with Flames. And secretly increase relations with Solaire)

The british empire's tracts of land have some really nice curvature.
The Empire is also pretty fertile too.

"You wouldn't touch that plushie. I know you love it too much. I mean, you get all over that thing at night... Besides, come on. The British Empire's tracts of land has great curvature. Not to mention fertile lands..."

You splash water pre-emptively in her face. She does it back to you.

Roll me a 1d20 to see who wins this and if you have a fun time.

+1 for every joke about tracks of land and fertility.
+2 if you can find more ways to have fun with Elizabeth.
+1 if you can make fun of her cuddling the minotaur plushie, and being cuddled by Elizabeth a bit at night.
+1 if you can make more innuendo jokes.

Rolled 8 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1242434

"You always get wet because of me don't you Liz? And I think Gwyn is starting to have an effect on you, minotaur plushie and all!"

By the way QM, I know a show that I think you might like

Rolled 1 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1242434
>Your land may be fertile but you need mines to sow the wild oats.

>And with how fertile it is we always get a bountiful harvest.

>Ya know I didn't think the 'British Empire' would get mountains like those

>Honestly with the layout of it you shouldn't be surprised how often I get lost in them

>I bet you're as surprised as I was at the way the british empire had such an 'aggressive expansion'.

>Honestly no matter how fertile your land is you still need me to plow it.

>Little known fact. 'The british empire' is the number one importer of minotaur plushies.

>And liz please try not to hug me so tightly at night. You hold onto me harder than britain tried to hold on to the colonies.

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>>1242489

Well. Fuck.

Speaking of Hunter S. Thompson, I really want to meet him and make sure that glorious bastard doesn't kill himself

Do anons want to use barbaric?

Oh, also...

>Yes
>No

I'm going to wait thirty more minutes anons.

Well, I assume anons would want to use barbaric, today's barbaric.

"You know Elizabeth, you always get wet because of me... I'm starting to think Gwyn is also starting to have an affect on you, Minotaur plushie and all... Though your lands may be fertile, but you really do need my lands to sow wild oats, and with how fertile it is... The two of us always get a bountiful harvest... I didn't really think the British Empire would have mountains like those though. Easy to get lost in, with the layout and all... I'm honestly still surprised the Empire had such an aggressive expansion. Though no matter how fertile your lands are, you still need me to plough it..." You say this all lustfully, and seductively move up to her...

She seems however, not appreciative of your comedy. Especially when you tell her that she's the number one importer of minotaur plushies.

"Ren! I do not, and would not cuddle up to a minotaur! Especially Chrysoula of all things!"

"I see you doing that when you sleep though."

"I. DO. NOT. Period! The fact that you even ATTEMPT to justify this is false! I'm not even homosexual, and why would I cuddle up to her?!"

She seems quite angered.

"...Because it's cute?"

"IT ISN'T CUTE!" She yells.

"Come on. I think Gwynevere's just getting to you."

"I do not, and will never like another woman, Renexizious! Especially not a cow!"

...Well, she's heavy in denial. Going to bet on repressed feelings.

"Really, and why are you so adamant about denying any feelings for her?"

She gives you a semi-death stare.

"I do not. And will not. Ever like her."

You twist your head, a bit amused by this.

"Really? Why are you so adamant about this?"

"...Besides Gwynevere's constant desire for attention from her, lewd thoughts, or envy of her breasts?"

"Tired of her?"

"Not to mention she fantasizes about yo- I mean, she has the tendency of flights of fancy, and it really annoys me..." She growls softly...

Roll me a 1d20 to see if you can recover anons.

+1 for each innuendo joke about her tracks of land.
+2 if you can be playful and loving towards her.
+1 for each joke about her liking Chrysoula or the plushie.
+2 if you can joke a bit about more aggressive expansion in the future.

Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1243283
>Liz, I'm sorry about calling your tracts of land the British Empire. They are clearly more akin to the Alps.
>Besides, you know I'm only playing. You wanted me to be more loving and less lustful, not every loving joke is going to be a zinger. Now, let me see the Empi-I mean the Alps, I need to test new joke material on them.
>Besides, just wait. The Empire AND the Alps combined will not rival the size of the mighty Swedish Empire! *flex muscles and strike bodybuilder pose*

Allowing samefagging if you can do more jokes and be loving.

>>1243390
>"Now, float the Royal Battalion over here, and let me adore Her Majesty's Ship, Them Titties. Unless you think they cannot handle these mighty waves!" Bounce up and down in the pool to make waves and splash Liz with.
>"Now, come on over here, you English still christen your ships by breaking a champagne bottle on them, yes? How about we just skip that part, and get to drinking the champagne?" Give her a chaste, quick peck on the cheek when she comes over, pour two small glasses of champagne, and just hold her while the two drink the bottle.

Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1243460

Forgot to roll

Do you still want to do one more anon?

>>1243479
I do, give me a few more minutes

Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1243479
>"What do you say to a nice meal out after this, just the two of us? Or I could get the kitchen slaves to pack us a picnic basket, maybe another bottle or two of champagne, and we could fly to the mountains somewhere and enjoy a nice evening under the stars."
>On the way back, stop in Holland or Denmark or whatever European country is known for its tulips, I forget which one, and let her pick out a couple dozen bulbs, and call it a small sampling of what's to come.

Apparently Dice Gods disapprove of my write-fagging.

Well, due to the quality of these write-ins, I'm willing for this to be an autosuccess if you can poke a bit more fun at her aggressive expansion or liking Chrysoula. Or her cuddling a plushie.

>>1243492
>So, what would you say to a cute, cuddly plushie of me to go with the Chrysoula one? That way, you and Gywnevere won't have to share anymore. Each of my sweety's heads can have what their little hearts desire!

"You know Elizabeth, I'm sorry, ok? About calling your tracts of land the British Empire... They're honestly more akin to the Alps. Besides, you know I'm playing. You did say you wanted me to be more loving, less lustful... Well, not every loving joke is going to be a zinger, you know... Now, can I see the Empi- I mean, the Alps. I need to test some new joke material on them... Besides, the Empire AND the Alps combined will not even rival the size of the mighty Sewdish Empire!"

You flex mightily in the pool, posing greatly, and make sure to make your biceps bulge a bit.

"...So your getting breast implants?" She says, trying to politely contain a laugh.

"What? No!"

"You did say your tracks of land are bigger..." She says, giggling helplessly... You can't help but roll your eyes.

"You know what I mean... Now, why don't you just float the Royal Battalion over here, and me adore Her Majesty's Ships, so to speak... Unless you think they can't handle these mighty waves..."

"Oh, really? Britannia rules the waves, you kno-"

You begin to splash the water, sending a small tidal wave, covering her entire face and body in water.

She blinks her eyes slowly.

"Oh, I see... You want to challenge England's navies then, eh?"

"You could say that..."

She seductively moves up to you, her great naval armada getting closer...

And she throws water straight in your face, blinding you.
You hear her laugh a bit, as you smile and rub some of the water out of your eyes. You exchange the favor back to Elizabeth, and wrap your hands around her, pulling her towards you, and her armada up to shore, so to speak.

"Now come on... You English still christen your ships by breaking a champagne bottle on them, yes? How about we skip that part... And get to drinking the champagne?"

You give her a kiss on the cheek, and hold her gently by waist to help her come ashore, as she nuzzles your bare chest.

You order a slave to bring you the finest glass bottle of champagne... For Elizabeth and you.

"You know, what would you a nice meal after this? Just the two of us... I could get the slaves to pack us a picnic basket though... A few bottles of champagne... Fly to a mountain somewhere, and enjoy a nice evening under the stars."

She warmly smiles, enthralled by that.

"...I would love it, Ren... Your so charming and thoughtful when you aren't your usual lustful self, you know."

You pat her on the head.

"Because I love you just that much."

"And not the armada?"

"Well... That too."

"...Well, at least there's no Spanish armada in these waters, you know. They'd be unable to stand up the might of Sir Francis Drake..."

"Sir Francis Drake?"

"...Well, Sir Drake."

She cuddles up to you...

"...Sir Drake. Not a half bad name."

Continued!

A bit of cuddling goes by, and eventually you drink some wine... You can't help but gag at the taste of it. Mead tastes far better. Elizabeth seems to like it though.

"You know Ren... Speaking of ships, did I ever tell you how I wanted to be a pirate when I grew up? You know, when I was a child?"

"Really?"

"Oh, yes. I grew up hearing about Henry Morgan, Francis Drake, not to mention Captain Kidd..."

"Huh."

"Yeah... Well, I grew up. Though ships have always been interesting... You know, what did you want to be when you grew up?"

"Me?"

"Yeah..."

"Well, the biggest dragon around, so to speak."

She smiles.

"Well, I'm bigger."

"I'm sixty stories. I had the slaves count."

"Oh, dear, that's wonderful... But if it wasn't for the fact my legs a bit... Stubby because of you, I would be on equal terms." She says this a bit bitterly.

"Sorry, sorry."

"...Why the bloody hell did you do that anyways? It seemed so... Well, random."

You decide to change topics.

"Anyways... What would you say to a cute cuddly plushie of me to go along with the Chrysoula one. That way, you and Gwynevere won't have to share anymore... Each one of my sweety's heads can have what their little hearts desire..."

"I'd only settle for the real thing... Though it would be nice if you laid next to me rather than ontop of Chrysoula." She says this warmly.

Actions

>...Well...Unless you want to get Chrysoula to be a bed for all of us, I don't know...
>Is this an elaborate excuse to be ontop of Chrysoula, Elizabeth?
>...How about we start getting ready? I'd love to take a picnic with you.
>More innuendo jokes. More.
>Write-In

>>1243523
>Is this an elaborate excuse to be ontop of Chrysoula, Elizabeth?
Laugh after saying this, so she knows its a joke.
>...How about we start getting ready? I'd love to take a picnic with you.

"Is this an elaborate excuse to be ontop of Chrysoula, Elizabeth?" You try to hide your laughter as Elizabeth's face reddens from embarrasement.

"Stop it, come on..."

"Sorry... Couldn't resist."

You give her a kiss, and her cheeks feel like they're on fire.

"So how about we start getting ready to go?'

"Really? Well, I don't want to put on make up or get dressed again..."

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>Come on. If you want, I can help you get dressed... I wouldn't mind.
>...You know, before we do that, we have to take a bath to get the smell of chlorine out... Maybe a bath together. Just saying.
>I can wait for you, I suppose.
>...Just saying, your armada is beautiful...
>...Seriously though. Do you want a plushie of me?
>Write-In

>>1243527
>...Just saying, your armada is beautiful...
>...Seriously though. Do you want a plushie of me?
>Write-In: Well, if you'd prefer, I can wait for you to get ready, go and pack our picnic while you dress, but I highly doubt that anyone is going to bother us over your appearance on a mountain peak.

"Just saying, your armada is beautiful. But seriously, do you want a plushie of me?"

"Why can't I just have you as my cute muscular, handsome plushie?"

"Because I'm not made of plush."

She sighs, hugging you tighter.

"...I want you, not a doll... Thank you for the offer though."

"Well... If you prefer, I can wait for you to get ready and go and pack our picnic... But I doubt anyone is going to bother us over your apperance on a mountain..."

"...Well... I'd still like to be dressed for the occasion..."

You give her a kiss and decide to get up to get the picnic basket ready...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see how high quality the picnic will be...

+3 if Renexizious can think what to put in it.
+2 if Renexious can think lovingly of Elizabeth...
+2 if Renexizious can find excuses to peek on Elizabeth dressing.
+1 if he can think how to shill for her getting a plushie of him. (+1 if he can think why Chrysoula's plushie she gave him is so cute and comfy.)
+1 if Renexizious can think who'd be more comfortable to sleep on... Chrysoula or Elizabeth, and think why they both like it. Especially Chrysoula's "asset touching" thing.
+1 if Renexizious can find more innuendo jokes to tell to Elizabeth.

If everything is done, it'll be an autosuccess.
Critical Autosuccess if anons can think of something romantic to put in the basket as well, symbolizing either their family or love, or something close to that.

Rolled 14 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1243536
>Some steaks, cooked rare and sliced up and ready for sandwiches. A jar of mustard, some pickles and other condiments, all ready to be assembled at the picnic site. Cut a small triangle out of the top of the bread so it sort of resembles a small heart. Some chips (crisps), so that Liz can laugh when he tells her he packed chips and brings out a bag of crisps. Strawberries, they're red and sweet and kind of look like hearts. Scottish eggs, for the sake of teasing her. Champagne and wine. And some butter cookies, for dessert.
>"This reminds me of our first date, going somewhere alone, just to be together. She's changed since then, but it only makes me love her all the more."
>"I better go check on Liz and ask if there's any special food she wants in the picnic basket. It's totally innocent and NOT peeking!"
>"Well, you like the minotaur one so much, I was thinking of maybe branching it out into a business of selling them. Cute, cuddly, plushie toys are beloved by children everywhere, and would help my PR. I really, really need to work on that, since most of the world thinks I'm a warmonger, for some reason."
>"Liz has more assets, and superior scales, but Chrysoula is fluffier, and there's this gap between her breasts that's perfect for snuggling in...Chrysoula definitely likes it because it keeps her large and heavy breasts from getting sweaty and having something keeping them propped apart gives them room to breathe, and I think Liz likes it for the same reason she likes sleeping with all of her gold and children, a mixture of dragon possessiveness and her mothering nature."
>"Are you ready, honey? I know that I've packed the pickles, and some of your favorite sausage."

>Add in an egg carton, with hardboiled eggs dyed the color of her children's scales, with a couple of slots in the egg carton missing to symbolize her desire for more children, and some flowers from sending a slave to either the florist (assuming any are open) or the gardens on the castle grounds.

You of course, make sure to get a proper amount of inspiration for later,

Eventually the basket is prepared, and after getting into an argument on who's breasts are better with Flames; with Flames supporting Chryoula for having the largest breasts with extreme weight, while you supported Elizabeth's for being more well-shaped, not to mention pleasant and weighing less than a ton, being easy to grab...

After a bit, Elizabeth comes out in rather nice clothes which surprisingly enough, don't show off her top assets... Though her "buns" so to speak, and her clothes are simple for once.

"So, ready?"

"Well, yes... So where are we going anyways?"

Actions

>Well, there's plenty of stars to see... And maybe we'll see the northern lights at the ice caps... How does Antarctica sound?
>Let's just head to a nearby mountain in Norway. It'll be comfy there too.
>...Let's actually head south... To the Mediterranean... Maybe we can relax on a beach, or visit the Alps...
>Write-In

>>1243610
>...Let's actually head south... To the Mediterranean... Maybe we can relax on a beach, or visit the Alps...

>>1243610
>...Let's actually head south... To the Mediterranean... Maybe we can relax on a beach, or visit the Alps...

You decide to head south, to the Mediterranean...

The two of you fly into Italy after circling around France rather then going through Germany, and you see the nice, cold Alps, high above the world... Alternatively, there seems to be a nice sandy beachline if you headed north into Tuscany...

Actions

>Head to the Alps. A great, freezing place to have a picnic at.
>...A Tuscan beach? Sign yourself up! Fly towards it, no doubt it'll be comfy.. Though there might be tourists there....
>Write-In

>>1243634

>Head to the Alps. A great, freezing place to have a picnic at

You land in the Alps, high above the mountains, and the two of you shift to your half-dragon form...

You of course show her the egg carton, dyed to each one of her children's scales... A few are missing, and she seems a bit confused about the gift.

"It's about our family. You know, I know you wanted more children... But I thought you'd like it."

She smiles brilliantly, and caringly.

"Ren, this is so cute... But you didn't need to make me anything..."

"Oh, well, I did anyways... Also..."

You take out of your pocket some flowers... Tulips, roses... You name it.

Her smile becomes far larger then it once was, and she hugs you.

"Ren! I can't believe you... I mean, you didn't have to do this..." She hugs you tightly, and you give her a kiss.

"Oh, come on now. Of course I did. Your my wife."

"I'm just... Well... It's been so long since you've been this romantic, it's just so endearing..."

"Oh, don't worry... I also brought you some pickles and your favorite sausage, you know."

"I can always count on you, can't I?"

"Yes. I'd be surprised if you couldn't."

"...So is it cannibalism if we eat the eggs? I mean, well... I know they're supposed to represent my children, but at the same time, I haven't had hardboiled egg for so long, delicious... Erh..."

You give her a grin.

"You know what's coming next."

"Please don't..."

"Well... For now. But I suppose we can, yes."

"...God, now I don't want to. Not because of you ,because I just remembered that I erh..."

"Lay eggs?"

"Well... Yes..."

She looks at the eggs...

"...Though it would be delicious, it just seems a bit... Well, ironic, I suppose. Besides, biologically speaking, how did my children even begin to be born through eggs? From babies to eggs... So strange..."

"Erh..."

"Let's uh, move on. This is a... Strange topic. How about we erh... Let's eat some sausage, yes?"

The two of you romantically lay in the snow, eating assorted foods, that sort of thing... Elizabeth cuddles up to your arm, and seems happy.

"You know, this has been the best day I've had for a while... Thank you Ren."

"Yeah, no problem."

"...You know... I'll be sad when I have to head back to England. The palace is almost done."

"Really?"

"Well... It will be in a month. I can still come over to help you... But I'm not sure about visiting much besides then..."

"Oh."

Actions

>Well, either way... I'll love you forever, you know...
>...You should stay here. Please... I love it here with you...
>...Come on. If you stay, I can put in a good word with Chrysoula, maybe...
>...Oh. Well... Please don't go back... (Act a bit sad. That's a major weakness in her character!)
>...Well... I'll miss you...
>...Did you want to have some children before you leave, Elizabeth? I'm curious.
>...Make a joke about cannibalism to Elizabeth. (Slightly increase opinion with Solaire and Flames)
>Write-In

>>1243657
>Well, either way... I'll love you forever, you know...
Can we talk to khorne for a second.
By this I mean renexizia and removing her chaos taint.

"Well, either way, I'll love you forever, you know..."

You attempt to talk to Khorne, but it seems that his secretary picks up. Apparently Khorne's busy and will likely get back to you in a while.

Flames says that apparently he had to deal with a "rogue daemon" or something.

Huh.

You begin to drink quite a bit of wine with Elizabeth, who seems unable to handle much liquor. She's on her second cup, and already a bit intoxicated... She's a lightweight, that's for sure.

"So Ren, I was wondering..."

"What were you wondering?"

"...You know, I have to admit, your policy of... Well, eliminating nobles is a... Good one... You know? I mean, besides you making me eat them."

"Oh, right. That thing."

"Yeah..." She drinks a bit more champagne, and continues.

"But what I was saying is that there is a LOT less complaints... Like... A lot less. Wish I could do that to Parliament at times... But noooooo... They're a bunch of high-trot fancy pants who... Who..."

She burps a bit.

"You know... They're a bunch of crooks... You know?"

"Right, right. Do you want more?"

"Sure..." You pour her a bit more, and she seems a bit inclined to rant.

"So, got anything else?"

"You bet I do... You know, I hate all those damned Africans... You know, the Dutch Africans... The uh... Boers, you know... They want independence, again... Why doesn't everyone want to be part of the British Empire?"

"No one wants to become part of your tracks of land, Elizabeth."

She rolls her eyes.

"Come on... Low taxes... A great king and husband... The best queen since Elizabeth the Second..."

She cuddles up to you.

"...Oh, and a dog. Right? Don't we have a dog?"

"Yes..."

"Oh... Yeah... Hey, you know... I kinda just realized... Who's last name should we use for Charlemagne?"

"Charlemagne's last name?"

"Well... Yeah... I mean, there's your last name and my last name, Windsor..."

"Yeah?"

"And technically Charlemagne inherits both of our countries if we pass away..."

"What's got you thinking so morbid?"

"Well... I mean, what if we get sick or something? I don't know..."

Actions

>I think Charlemagne should probably have the last name Thorsonn...
>...How about Windsor? Sounds nice enough.
>Honestly, who cares? He's our child...
>...How about... Thorsor?
>I think you've been drinking a bit much...
>Give her a bit more to drink!
>Write-In

Bumping.

>>1243724
>Write-In: How about we hyphenate it? Thorsonn-Windsor? I know that traditionally, you're supposed to take my name, but I know you don't want to give up a name so rich in history.

"Well, how about we Hyphenate it? Thorsonn-Windsor? I know traditionally you're supposed ot take my name, but you probably don't want to give up a name so rich in history."

"Oh... Well, that's a good idea Ren... You should be honored to be a member of the Windsor family!"

"I don't think that's how it works."

"Of course that's how it works!" She drinks a bit more.

"Liz. That's not how it works at all."

She shoos with her hand.

"Oh, come on. Your being so humble."

You can't help but smile at your wife's aptitude at drinking. As in, her lack of aptitude.

"You know... I don't drink much you know. Not much of a drinker... Though it's nice once in a while! Especially with your loved ones..."

"Yep."

"...Hey... Renexizious?"

"What, Elizabeth?"

"...You have a cute tail. Just saying."

"...Thanks?"

"Yeah... It's so cute. Swinging all over the place..."
She cuddles up to you, being quite clingy.
"...You know, I wonder h-" She's interrupted by a hiccup.

"...Elizabeth?"

"Well... Can you pass a bit more champagne for Her Royal Majesty, Renexizious?"

"Well... If you really want it."

She sips a bit more, hiccuping a bit.

"But anyways... You know... You remember that uh... Bet?"

"Bet?"

"Oh, yeah... That bet about space or something..." She hiccups at the end of her sentence.

"What about it?"

"...If you do that you should... Really play Britannia the... Brave? That's what it is, right?"

"I think it's Britannia Rules the Wvaes, Elizabeth."

"...Eeeh... Something patriotic! Rousing! You know... Monarchic!"

"Really?"

"Oh, yes... Besides, your people really d-" She hiccups again, jolting and giving her assets a jiggle.

"What were you saying?"

"...Something about making Britain great or something... I think... Have you ever tried British food?"

"Erh..."

"It might have a bad reputation, but it's patriotic! Besides, I can cook good, you know..."

"I brought some crisps."

She smiles.

"Great! Can I have a few?"

You pass her a bit, and she begins to chew.

"So anyways... We could go for a bigger bed..."

"Your telling me."

"Well... You know... Mostly for us. A bed that small just doesn't benefit the... Erh... What was it again?"

"Thorrson-Windsor family." You predict. She nods in agreement.

"Yeah... You know, it's fun being taller then most people... You know... Makes one look important... Regal! And cute, in your case..."

"Thanks."

"Yeah..."

She hiccups again, and grabs the bottle and chugs the last bit.

"...You know... We should make... Dragon angels. That's erh... What it's called, right?"

You listen to hear, entertained at this point.

"...But you should do it face first in the snow. Your butt would be like... Super cute. Have I ever told you that?"

"...No?"

"Well, it is... Boop."

She pokes your buttock, clearly drunk.

"Erh..."

"Boop..."

She pokes it again, cuddling up to you.

"...You know, I wonder... What would happen if the two of us were the last few nations?"

"Hm?"

"You know... I reunite the British Empire, her lost colonies of America... You conquer Asia and Europe... Maybe a bit of Africa... What would you do anyways? It's like a... Hypothetical question... I guess. Kinda..."

Actions

>...Well, I'd probably try to merge our two countries together...
>I'd leave you alone, Elizabeth.
>Well... We'd be ruling as Emperor and Empress...
>...I'd probably try to conquer you...
>...How would the United Empire of Britannia and Sweden sound?.
>Why don't we move on?
>Write-In

>>1244139
>...How would the United Empire of Britannia and Sweden sound?
Liz's country can have the top billing. Because we love her. And then it would be alphabetical.

>>1244193
>Well... We'd be ruling as Emperor and Empress.
Also, forgot to include this one.

"How would United Empire of Britannia and Sweden sound? We'd be ruling as Emperor and Empress..."

"Aw... How sweet... Though we'd both need a bigger form. I don't think just merely human size will suit us in the... Longrun, you know? How about... Dragon sized thrones?"

Actions

>...Why not just a giant hoard of money?
>...I like that idea, actually.
>And dragon sized beds? With dragon-sized pools?
>...Would we have a dragon-sized armada though?
>...You know, your butt is cute too. (Will increase relations if you can compliment her butt well.)
>Write-in

>>1244210
>...I like that idea, actually.
>...You know, your butt is cute too. (Will increase relations if you can compliment her butt well.)

Clearly we will need a throne most royal for the most regal and well-shaped of butts. With plenty of cushioning so Her Majesty's majestic ass does not hurt after a long day of co-governance. And a long, flowing set of drapes to go along the arms, lest the petitioners be struck blind by it's glory.

>>1244210
>I like that idea, actually.
Man
Liz holds alcohol as well as Britain held America

"I like that idea, actually. A throne for you, for the most regal and well-shaped of butts... Plenty of cushioning so Her Majesty's majestic ass won't hurt after a long day of co-governance, and a long flowing set of drapes to go along the arms... Lest petitioners be struck blind by it's glory..."

"...Oooh... Drapes... You know, that would be nice. Maybe one of those fancy coat of arm banners... But my butt isn't that big... I think. Is it?"

"It's just... Very bouncy and..."

You bite your lip, and slightly cut into your palm to not slap it.

"It's well... Very well-rounded."

She giggles a bit.

"Heh... Well-rounded... Butts..."

She lays down in the snow.

"...You have nice abs. Like... You know... I never seen a person with a eight pack before..."

"Oh, yeah. Feel free to touch."

She pokes your stomach.

"...Boop..."

You have learned that Elizabeth is easily intoxicated. Very easily. Not to mention that she tends to get a bit... Easily distracted and tends to be a happy drunk, If a bit.. Stupid.

"Thanks?"

"...Yeah.... You should exercise more... I mean, you'd look good bouncing... Or jogging. Your butt."

"...Erh..."

"...You know... I kinda thought a bit about the whole boob thing... Why do you guys like boobs?"

"Well..."

"You know... In a sense it's kinda gross... I mean, we breastfeed babies from them. I mean... Well... I don't know if I can. I'm a reptile now, I guess..."

"Well..."

"...I mean, butts are cuter... But it's like... I don't understand..."

"Yeah..."

"...But you think petitoners would really be struck in awe of my dragon butt?"

"Of course they would, Elizabeth."

"...What about the tail? Is it cute too?"

"Erh..."

She pokes you on the butt again, and seems to found another glass of champagne.

"...We should of brought more... I don't know why people say I get weird while drinking..."

"People say that?"

"Well... Dad said that... He said I got happy while drunk or something..."

"Yeah..."

"But anyways... About butts..."

Elizabeth goes into a mini-drunken rants about butts, while you sit around, trying your best to not daw over the intoxicated Elizabeth.

"...But anyways... What were we talking about again?" Elizabeth says, with a slight slur.

Elizabeth seems happy that you've complimented her buttocks.

Actions

>Well... I think you were ranting about ass, dear.
>...I was going to talk about how wonderful your dragon butt was, Elizabeth... (Make Elizabeth even more happy by complimenting.)
>...Why don't we talk about something else?
>...I think you've had a bit too much to drink, dear.
>...We should probably head back...
>Write-in

Elizabeth is close to upgrading anons.

>>1244680
>...I was going to talk about how wonderful your dragon butt was, Elizabeth... (Make Elizabeth even more happy by complimenting.)

"And how nice and curvy it is. Not to mention how fun it is to smack. It's adorable like you are and smooth. Almost as smooth as I am."

So elizabeth has a thing for butts.
>The more you know.

"Well, I think your dragon butt is nice and curvy... Not to mention fun to smack it... Adorable and smooth. Almost as smooth as I am."

"Oh, thanks... Boobs are nice I guess... But Gwynevere LOVES them. I don't know why... Always wanting to play with my boobs or Chrysoula's... Of course she never gets to unless she's a good head..."

"...Erh?"

"She's so weird about them... She always wants me to show off to other women since they're my greatest asset or something..."

"Right, right."

"Honestly, she's so... You know... She's so boob-absorbed. If that's a word. Is it?"

"No?"

"Well... It describes her perfectly... Not to mention she thinks flat-chested women are far inferior..."

"Really? Why's that?"

"I dunno... Kind of makes sense when she says it, you know... Hard to not have pity for the lesser women who'll never get to know what it's like..."

"Erh..."

"Not that I enjoy having amazing boobs... But eh... I don't get why people like them..."

"So you... Why don't we talk about something else?"

She giggles a bit, and chugs even more alcohol. After a bit, she has a large burp and her words being quite slurred with a hint of a Scottish accent... Aw.

"It's kinda funny to see them bounce a bit... My dad loved them I think... Aye... I miss my dad..."

"Yeah..."

"...Honestly... I don't get how a minotaur has larger boobs... Do they have to be milked or something?"

'No?"

"Ugh... That's kinda gross you know... Why does one minotaur have to out-breast me..."

"Why are you thinking about your assets anyways?"

"Eh... I dunno. I just thought of your butt... But sometimes I think you kinda just have me around to look at them..."

"No, I don't..."

"...I dunno. You look at them a lot... It's so nice though that your taking your mind of sex once in a while though..."

"Yeah."

"...Do we have any more crisps?"

"Yeah. A few more."

She chews idly on them.

"...So anyways... Enough about cute things... How about we talk about..." She hiccups a bit.

"About what, Elizabeth?"

"...You know... I think I saw a cheesecake shop not far from here... I'm still a bit hungry... You?"

"A little..."

"Yeah... You know... We should fly in, demand cake... Eat the cakes... Do dragony things... Not regal stuff... I want to relax a bit... Maybe get some money..."

Actions

>Elizabeth. I think you'll want something greasy when we get home. Trust me.
>...Elizabeth, we should get going.
>Wait for her to continue.
>...You know, that would taste good... Raiding a factory wouldn't hurt business too much...
>...Try to favorably talk more about her butt and breasts. (Will make Elizabeth very happy and upgrade her.)
>So... I'm curious. What would you think about aggressive expansion, so to speak?
>...How about we head to the beach now? Just you and me...
>Write-In

>>1244767
>...Try to favorably talk more about her butt and breasts. (Will make Elizabeth very happy and upgrade her.)
"I enjoy your breasts because they're soft. Very soft not to mention fun to touch. Plus they make just make you look better in everything. With your boobs and butt it makes your curves all the better."
>Maybe we can take a vacation again someday liz. To the D&D dimension. Just have a few things to wrap up. Have a rocket to launch.
>...Elizabeth, we should get going.
Dragony things are for the D&D dimension.

"I love your breasts because they're soft. Very soft... Fun to touch... They make you look good in everything too. With your boobs and butt, it makes all your curves better! But one day Elizabeth we'll head to the D&D dimension. Just have to wrap a few things up..."

"...Oh... Can we eat a few cakes?"

"No, dragony things are for other dimensions."

She seems a bit frustrated.

"...Damn... I am their queen..."

"Yeah... Come on, let's go home..."

"...But it's comfy here..."

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can get drunk Elizabeth to come home with you.

+3 if you can bribe her even more.
+2 if you can be loving and lustful towards her.
+2 if you can talk about how glorious the future will be, and how the two of you will live in the lap of luxury.
+2 if you can do some more innuendo about Her Majesty.
+1 if you can mention how cute she's being.
+1 if you can think how good her butt is in actuality.
+1 if you can also comment on Gwynevere playing a bit with her own breasts.
+1 for arguments on leaving.

Rolled 9 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1244812
Her butt is 9/11
>Gwynevere plays with her own boobs? That's...kind of adorable actually. Almost as cute as you're being right now.

>Now come on liz. If you come with me I'll make you something really nice for when you have to go back to britain. I know you like flowers after all.

>>1244847
Holy shit. Elizabeth's ass did 9/11

Allowing samefagging if you can continue some innuendo or bribe her more. Or just think how good her butt is.

Rolled 15 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1244853
Dragon ass.
The number 1 cause of terrorism.

>I'll even get some of the kids together to have a going away party. There will be cake and everything. The cake will be just as good as our future together will be. Amidst a mountain of gold in a grand palace in the world of tomorrow. A world of innovation that we shall usher in."

15+13=28

Good Success!

"Gwynevere plays with her own boobs? That's uh... Kind of adorable actually. Almost as cute as you are right now."

"I don't get boob guys..."

Gwynevere's head grows.

"...I heard my name... Wow. It's uh... I feel dizzy..."

"Yeah... We were talking about you and your boob thing..."

"Boobs are great... Hey, why don't you show off a bit, Elizabeth? To Ren?"

"...Why? I'm comfy..."

"For me? Please?"

"No... Your taste is shit."

"Well, your taste is shit."

"At least I don't fondle myself."

"You do though!"

"I do not, you fuckin'... You fuck."

"Your just jealous my boobs are way better."

"We share the same boobs."

"Mine are way better!"

The two of them get into an argument over this, a rather comedic, drunken argument.

"Ren, dear... Tell this harlot that her taste is absolutely the pinnacle of... Shit!"

"Hey! Tell Elizabeth what she's missing out on! Besides, who likes the back end anyways? That's where literal shit comes out of."

"Like you?"

"Oh fuck off you ballbag..."

"Ladies, ladies. Come on. Let's get back home..."

"My taste is better..." Both of them mutter.

Elizabeth is happy enough that she's upgraded!

Choose one anons.

>Stable Mutation.
>Unstable Mutation
>Ultra Unstable Mutation
>Upgrade Mutation.
>Write-In

And yes, the meme-mutation assets can still be upgraded.

>>1244904
>Upgrade Mutation.
Let's just upgrade her ice aura

Elizabeth's ice aura is even more cold, capable of freezing metal solid and freeze people solid if they're close enough for a long enough time. This can be toggled on or off.

Elizabeth seems to have gotten in a drunken argument with Gwynevere as you fly over Germany... About ass and tits.
Great.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can avoid your drunk wife going off and doing something bad.

+3 if you can settle their argument without taking sides.
+2 if Elizabeth and Gwynevere can try to show off to Ren while drunk. (+1 if they do this stupidly, or just extremely blatantly.)
+1 if Elizabeth and Gwynevere can equally make fun of the women below them for being inferior in everything. (+1 if they can scare them a bit and try to bond from being superior.)
+3 if Elizabeth can drunkingly think what she'd do if she was a taller and bigger dragon ruling over the world with her husband... But with her being far bigger then Ren.
+1 if you can think if accidentally getting Elizabeth drunk was worth it.

Autosuccess if everything happens.
Critical Autosuccess if Elizabeth's drunk thoughts are very well done and everything else is done. Or her thoughts of being bigger are amazingly done.

Rolled 18 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1244943
>Ladies, ladies let's just come to the conclusion that ass and tits are both amazing and wonderful things.

And yes it was worth it. We have a new story to embarrass her with.

Liz could try to fly ahead to try and show off her dragon ass the number one cause of terrorism But end up drunkenly careening through the sky. Muttering about "God save the queen." and "Let them eat cake."

>>1244991
Want to go for the critical autosuccess? Elizabeth will receive another mutation.

>>1245003
Give me a minute.
But just for this I'm upgrading her meme assets.

>>1245003
You rustle in your seat, slightly uncomfortable. You swear they must have made some mistake when they made this, maybe you should have hired something else. Making a seat for a 100 story dragon can't be THAT hard after all. You look over at your husband a graet 60 stories. Not great as you but still great enough you suppose.

Servant:Queen elizabeth it seems a catastrophe has struck the colonies again. America to be more precise.

Elizabeth:Well then we shall head to deal with it at once. Now where is my cake?

A cake is rolled out with alcohol following. The cake is massive with 100 candles in all.

Elizabeth:To my 100th story!

(An assortment of literal who's and other unimportant people):God save the queen!

Elizabeth proceeds to consume the cake and the alcohol in a single gulp. The crowd cheers and ren looks on in mild concern.


I didn't really have an extensive idea for some multi paragraph epic about liz's rule.

Huh.

What do anons want to upgrade?

>Stable Mutation
>Unstable Mutation
>Ultra Unstable Mutation
>Upgrade Mutation

>>1245180
ASSETS
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yea.
Assets.

>>1245242
I assume anons want... Assets?

>>1245256
I think so.

Elizabeth has gotten +2 Charisma.

As you get home, Elizabeth nearly throws up on a farm, and seems quite sick to her stomach... Eventually you land, and Elizabeth stumbles off to the restroom...
Eventually she comes back, looking a bit green, and you carry her to the lair.

As you lay her down, in bed and give her a kiss... You notice something a bit... Interesting happening...
Her bra seems a bit strained. Hm.

Well, it was earlier... But now it seems like it's holding on for dear life...
In fact... It seems to be growing a bit...

Interested, you lay down next to Elizabeth to observe... After a minute of what seems to be aggressive expansion.. Elizabeth's assets are... Well... She'll need a special bra now. Not to mention you could lay on them like Chrysoula's... In fact, they're almost the size of water melons at this... Wait, they actually are.

You also note her thigh is a bit... Well, noticeably larger to accommodate for the weight, and her body has changed a bit... Not to mention her... Well, buttocks have... Let's just say that it certainly looks quite attractive. You give it a bit of a pinch, and it certainly feels quite soft... Softer then before...

You cuddle up to your Elizabeth, who after a moment, seems to have finally gotten the alcohol out of her system... And probably heard the snap of her bra.

"Ren? Are you... Undressing me?"

"Huh? I'm not!"

"...Why's my bra..."

She seems to have noticed it now. Meanwhile, your quite amazed by this.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if Elizabeth freaks out now.

+3 if Elizabeth can try to calm herself, while Gwynevere can be over ecstatic.
+2 if Renexizious can try to play with her new assets. (+1 if he can compliment her body's changes)
+2 if Renexizious can make up reasons why this is happening to her body (+1 if he can tie it to her very maternal nature, and tell her the advantages it might have as a mother.)
+1 if Elizabeth and Gwynevere can enjoy starting to get on equal grounds with Chrysoula (+1 if Gwynevere can think on how to get women even more envious and what to do with the assets.)

If everything happens, Elizabeth will remain calm.

Rolled 11 + 16 (1d20 + 16)

>>1245298
Liz.
>Okay. Deep breaths. Really deep breaths.

Gwyn
>*Squealing like a little girl*

Liz
>"Gwynevere can you please sto-"

Gwynevere
>*LOUDER SQUEALING*

Ren can cuddle with liz and slowly fondle her boobs while he laughs happily.

>Looks like britains tracks of lands have had a bit of a renovation. An improvement if I do say so myself.

>I think this happened because you got maternal. Alot more so.Biologically speaking if you were a mammal this would be a good boon. Also it makes you more attractive then all the other women.

Well now they are on par with chrysoula(for now).
>How to get women more envious
Literally just exist around them.
At this point they'll notice how blatantly unfair this is.

And now we can sleep with liz in the middle.
Switch between liz and chrysoula now.
Variety

If anons want to get a higher success, have Gwynevere be even more ecstatic, and make the reason somewhat scientific. Also, if Gwynevere can think about how to actively get women more envious.

>>1245381
>So I was thinking that we could try out going to all the department stores. Malls and things like that. Then we complain about the lack of larger sizes and poor quality of the material this is going to be so much fun just think about it. They've gotten EVEN BIGGER. We're a bombshell, A legend, the most amazing woman in the world. Can life get any better than this I THINK NOT. I think we should hold a celebration, ren still owes me a cake no? This is the PERFECT occasion for this.

>Well liz it's a hormonal shift caused post pregnancy. It might be that this is or was a series of growths caused by your pregnancy. And considering the amount of children you had and how long you carried them this is makes sense.

Hopefully we leave and do something productive.
Besides stare at boobs.

>>1245430
You were the one who wanted to do the meme.

You decide to... Fondle her soft breasts... They feel almost like flesh, and you can press into them a fair ways... They jiggle as you let go too...

"...Looks like your tracks of land have had a renovation... Probably because it's a hormonal shift caused post pregnancy... Or a series of growths by your pregnancy. Probably because of the amount of children you've had, and how long you've carried them... This really makes sense."

"Ren... I don't know..."

You can help put press your face into the soft scaled breasts...

"Ren?"

"Just... Give me a minute."

You can't help but fondle and cuddle with them, laughing happily...
Not to mention her tail's grown longer and thicker... Though you do note her body may not support additional growth in the future...

Elizabeth's assets will not be upgradable until she gets a size mutation or more strength.

You remember something though... Wasn't Elizabeth supposed to... Pick up Aulus?

Oh. Shit.

You look at the time, and it seems to be about five...

Well. Great. You left a child unattended...

"Elizabeth? I need to go get Aulus, ok? Want to come?"

"Well... I don't know... How can I hide this? I don't want Aulus seeing my... Bare skin, so to speak..."

Hm...

"Come on, let's just get ready to go..."

The two of you get up, and she begins to get dressed... You note that her thighs make her pants a bit unable to fit, and her breasts are... Well...
Jesus. It's hard to not want to grope her...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can keep it together while you go to get Aulus. He's been waiting for hours now!

+3 if Renexizious can think on why he has to focus away from Elizabeth's amazing new assets.
+2 if he can think extremely lustful thoughts about her assets. All of them.
+2 if Elizabeth can find a way to cover up and try to look a bit more proper.
+2 if Renexizious can point out ways this makes her even more maternal and sweet... And how cute she is now.
+1 if Elizabeth can worry about being a bad parent for getting drunk and forgetting about her son. (+1 if she can think how far this will go and what size she's at. +1 if Gwynevere can be point out why this is amazing.)

If everything's done, Aulus will be picked up and anons can go to back to Civ Mode.

If everything's done and anons can make Aulus's teacher hit maximum salt as Elizabeth with her new assets; along with making remarks about the teacher being bare-chested, boast about how many children she'll have in the future, and how she's clearly inferior but pity her in great quality, Aulus will have had an extraordinary day and have a high chance of good grades in the future. Basically agitate the teacher to the point she might quit and a male teacher might take over. And totally not rule in favor of Elizabeth.

Keep in mind, if Aulus does get good grades, his stats and skills will be better in life and Elizabeth will be more happy.

Rolled 13 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>1245502
>Focus, think about your son's future, and remember, Liz is all yours, and all of Liz is yours. The luscious, wonderful boobies can wait until the kids are squared away.
>But the second she climbs into bed tonight, I might try sleeping in her boobs tonight instead of Chrysoula's...need to test the new waters, so to speak...take the improved Royal Battalion on its maiden voyage. Mmmm, maybe get some ass groping in too, while sleeping in the boob pillows, tickle her thighs with my tail...oh I can't wait.
>Grab the nearest wall hanging or drape and do a makeshift toga out of it, as it is likely the only piece of cloth large enough at the moment to provide anything remotely like proper coverage.
>"Honey, you look so motherly wearing that, like a mother who's had a rough day and is looking forward to her son's glowing smile and happy face more than anything else. It looks sweet on you."
>"Oh Ren, this isn't sweet, this is awful! I'm a terrible mother for neglecting my duties, drinking to excess, forgetting about my innocent baby on his first day! I'm inept! Awful! Oh, he'll never forgive me!"

>>1245502
>Go back into civ mode.
Can we not?
We have some things to get done.

>Oh hello miss. Nice to meet you and thank you for aiding in the education of one of my dear children. Sure you're an inferior, flat, normal, peasant but someone has to start somehwere right? It's not easy to be this well developed, talented, or gifted as I am. Such is the unfairness of life. And I'm sure despite all your lackings you make a some what...Decent teacher. I may consider sending my many future children to you. Not too many though a tenth of them. So one or two. Wouldn't want to overwork you. After all. Everyone has their limits to progress and ability. Even if their limit is only a few steps from the starting line. Now if you'll excuse me I need to take my son and find a tailor. If you have the wealth for custom made clothing why not?
>>1245544
Since he handled the last part I'll just handle the salt.

>>1245502
Wait I have to ask.
Will there be a press release for computers?
Want that fame.

>>1245571
Eh. Not enough to get her really salty enough anon.

>>1245592
She's at least near the edge right?
Give me a second

>>1245592
>Honestly what could you expect from a mere commoner? A school teacher of no note, living in obscurity moving from day to day with minimal effect in life. Merely one name in a crowd. Merely a unsubstantial person, living an unsubstantial life, with, and this is the worst of all, an unsubstantial body. Hopefully you may find some comfort in your life, a life as bare as your chest is, for none should have to suffer due to such a cruel turning of fate. But I hope that comfort isn't in the hope that your appearance would improve. That is a cruel denial. You shall always be inferior this is merely a fact, but I hope that you can find some modicum of happiness in your life. I think you need it. Badly.

>>1245639
I'd say that she's quite literally at the breaking point at this. I'd say that showing her why your far superior to her should be enough, along with a bit of boasting.

>>1245660
>I am more attractive than you. Of a higher breed, Happily married to a amazing man, and I have bright children ,one of whom you already know, with many more on the way. Not to mention my taste in clothing is far better. Simply put the gap between you and me is as wide as the heavens and the earth. A gap that would take more than your little mortal lifespan to cross.

Well we can literally point to things relevant to each point we bring up
(Us,Ren,our clothing)
for comparison.
Remember when liz used to call herself a human?
Kek.

After saying that many things to the teacher on arrival, she slaps you... This of course, is enough to get her fired... Allowing for a male sla- You mean, male teacher who surely won't falter to your appearance...

You go back from a agitator to a worried mother, and immediately begin to coddle Aulus in your toga, which shows your still amazingly large assets..

"Mommy?"

"Oh, sweetie. I'm so sorry I was late!"

"You seem different..."

"Oh, don't worry about that baby! Come on, mommy will take you home along with daddy..."

You begin to take Aulus home... He seems to have had an amazing day but the teacher was a bit harsh on him...

Too bad she's fired. You would of taken care of her if she even dared harm a single hair on your child or grade him harshly... All your child deserves is As, no matter what. Even if a few peasants might give it out, it's better then nothing...

You are now Renexizious, and your driving home with your wife who's wearing a makeshift toga, and Aulus.

"Daddy? What happened to mom?" He says. Elizabeth seems to be coddling him to the point where he's slightly squished by her...

"Oh... Well... I'll tell you when I get home."

You try to explain it the best you can as you drive home...

A week goes by, and you are back to the current moment, so to speak.

You are now Elizabeth, and you are trying to deradicalize the Draconia Firma with Renexizious and Chrysoula... You even got yourself into a meeting, but attract many stares towards Chrysoula...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can get through without getting too much attention or being stopped by the Draconia Firma.

+3 if Elizabeth can charm the males, get the women insulted and belittled for their inferior nature, and be a loving wife to her husband.
+1 if Gwynevere can slightly influence Elizabeth to be sweet to Chrysoula, and defend her a bit.
+1 if Gwynevere can still express shock over the assets... (+1 if she can try to show them off to Renexizious.)
+3 if Elizabeth can continue to think about getting bigger and better then her husband and how great her reign and family, not to mention her massive hoard and how many slaves she'd own would be... (If it's done well, you'll get a +1 from focusing in meeting the Draconia Firma. +1 if Elizabeth can self-rationalize wanting to be bigger and wealthier, with more slaves to her husband. +1 if she can still be extremely sweet and slightly maternal towards him. +1 if it can branch into her wanting even more children.)

If anons can do the fantasizing scene amazingly, it can be an autosuccess on itself.
Critical autosuccess if the fantasizing scene is amazingly in-character and impressive, along with doing all the bonuses.

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Rolled 1 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1245782
Cling to ren's arm.
A warm smile for the guys and some waving.

Give smug smiles, snickers, and tell them how maybe, just maybe, one day they will be 1/10 the woman we are.
Maybe.

>Come on liz defend chrysoula. She's a friend isn't she? We've talked about important things. She's trusted us with personal info. The least we could do is defend her.

>This is the best thing to happen yet! I don't know what to say. I don't know what to do. Wait I know JUST what to do.

Hug ren and smother him in the embrace os the bosom.

Going to wait for the other anon if he's still here.

Just noticed it's a one.
Unless anons want to do the critical autosucces, I suppose interesting things will happen.

>>1245926
Give me a second.
I don't like your definition of interesting.

>>1245889
I will be back in about 20 min, finishing something quick. Feel free to go on without me until I get back if you want to.

>>1245926

>*A sea of gold. Coins and jewels twinkling in the light. Two dragons amidst it. One double the size of the other. One cuddling up against the other.

Liz:"Ren dear are you awake? Ren?"

Ren:*Annoyed growling*

Liz:"I'll take that as a yes. I'll go to the kitchen and have a slave fetch it for you. You know after this we should take a trip. Renexizia is finally out of the lab, Aulus has a break from college, and Revenaris is coming to visit soon at this rate I'd say we could have something nice. Of course it'd be nicer if we had more kids to bring with us but that's something we can work on right."

Ren remains unmoving. Ignoring his tail. Which slaps liz's ass (of course.)

Liz(Blushing):I love you too dear. Now if you'll excuse me there is breakfast to prepare and slaves to read stories too. It's so nice having an audience when I do it. I'd never thought I'd read to thousands. It's a nice feeling."


Well.
Ambition is a healthy thing.
It helps people aspire


Now I really want to find out liz's deal with being bigger than us

So... Liz? Why exactly do you keep thinking about being bigger all the time?

Oh... Bigger then Ren?

Well, yes...

...Oh, besides me being defacto the best wife? Or being able to claim I'm bigger? It's a joke between us, you know.... Also because he turned my legs short. My legs! Besides, then I can cuddle up to him, and he won't be able to leave... At least, it'll be harder to leave politely...

Erh...

It's a friendly competition, honestly. Besides, he'd be so cute being smaller then me...

If anons can do more with this and slightly hit upon her having more children, it'll be a critical autosuccess.

>>1246083
>Harder to leave politely
>Implying we care about politeness
Tbh if we need to leave we'll leave.
It's not like ren is that classy anyways.


*Stomping down the hallway, floor trembling underfoot a slave approaches*
Slave:Madame the fifth wing to the nursery is complete and the children have been moved in without problem.

Liz:Good, good now if you would be so kind please get designs ready for a sixth wing.

Slave:A sixth?

Liz:Yes you heard me a sixth. It never hurts to plan for the future.

Slave:Yes madame we'll get on it right away.

Also as a side note when we get back to ren we must turn the tables on liz.
We cuddle her and keep her trapped.

>>1246108
Could be better.

Critical Autosuccess!

You manage to get more women a bit salty, and head inside confidently with your husband... You give some glares to some people staring at Chrysoula, and you eventually find the meeting room...

Of course... It seems the Draconia Firma's in a meeting right now... And locked the door...

Oh dear... How will you ever get in? It's not like you have an outrageously buff minotaur, a loving barbarian as a husband, and you and your amazing charismatic abilities...

Oh dear. This could be rather hard, getting past a locked door. What ever shall you do?

Actions

>...Lock pick the door? You have claws. And besides, maybe you can open it?
>...Have Chrysoula kick the door open. Though it's a bit harsh and might get the wrong message across...
>Find someone with the keys, and charm him/her into opening the door for you...
>...Knock politely.
>Write-in

>>1246124

>...Lock pick the door? You have claws. And besides, maybe you can open it?


I make no assurances to quality while I'm half awake.

You decide to lock-pick the door.

Roll me a 1d20+4 anons.

+3 if Elizabeth can think of how to get through the lock more easily, yet subtly...
+2 if Elizabeth can show off to Renexizious.
+1 if Elizabeth can think how well this meeting will go!
+1 if Gwynevere can still be ecstatic about boobs. (+1 if she can also mention Elizabeth's better thighs and other things.)
+2 if Renexizious can do even more innuendo about Elizabeth.
+1 if Renexizious can still be a bit shocked at her breasts increasing. (+1 if he can think what would happen if it grew again.)

Rolled 17 + 16 (1d20 + 16)

>>1246165
>forget picking it. use your claw to bore through the locking mechanism one with one well-placed piercing jab.
>"You may be able to brute force this lock with ease, my dear, but watch how do to it with poise!"
>This can only go well. They positively adore Ren and myself, they'll surely change their minds and see things our way with a little gentle encouragement. And if that's not enough, Ren and Chrysoula can give them some not-so-gentle encouragement. But I hope it won't come to that, the poor dears just need to be shown the proper path.
>"OR, or or OR, you could go full dragon form and beguile them with your new, more bountiful bouncing breast mountains! Show off your thick, shapely thighs and those hourglassy, baby-bearing hips! The ass so large, you could serve your full British tea service on it!"
>"Liz, my dear, that's not the only thing you do with poise...do be careful not to blot out the lightning in the meeting room with your new assets, though. We still need them to see us."
>Seriously though, they grew AGAIN? Why can't -I- grow anymore? I haven't grown in ages! ...If she grows any more in that department, she may not be able to stand without the aid of a back brace or something, her ass is formidable, but it still can't counterbalance those massive, near gravity defying breasts.

17+16=33

Amazing Success!

You lock pick the door open, and the door creeks open slowly, as you take your claw out...

There seems to be a large meeting going on, and the speaker half-dragon seems to pause, a little confused at the door opening.

"Erh... Who are you three? And what's with the minotaur?" Someone says.

"Wait, who let them in here?" Someone else says...

Roll me a 1d20+7 to bluff.

+3 if you can use your upgraded assets. (+1 if Gwynevere can be ecstatic about this!)
+2 if Elizabeth can think how nice it would be to be bigger doing this... How powerful she'd be...(+1 if she can think how comfy she'd be with Renexizious if she was far bigger. +1 if Gwynevere can go a bit mad with the power of her assets and think what she could accomplish with them if she was bigger.)
+1 if you can come up with an excuse why your in here.
+1 if you can explain the minotaur, and try to introduce her.
+1 if you can be maternal and caring to everyone. Save the weaker women, and make them a bit salty about your general superiority, such as your breast size, for example.
+1 if Renexizious can still be salty about being equal in size with Elizabeth..

Rolled 15 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>1246252
>Fold arms maternally under massive assets, to give them some lift and make it quite plain that they are larger than some of the half-dragon's heads. "You GO, girl! Bedazzle them with your bazongas! Mesmerize with your melons!"
>Just think, if only the building could hold my dragon form...I could literally crush them under my royal battalion. They can't disagree if they can't gasp out dissent! And who wouldn't want to be buried in my bosom?
>"Why hello sweeties, don't mind us, go about your business. Nothing unusually here."
>"The minotaur is here in case things get a wee bit rowdy. Please don't make things get rowdy. You won't like it."

You fold your arms maternally under your massive assets.. It's hard to actually lift them up at this point...

"Hello sweeties. Don't mind us. Just go about your business... Nothing unusual. The minotaur's just here in case things get a bit wee rowdy... Please don't make things get rowdy... None of us would like it." You say this as passionately as you can... The speaker coughs a bit.

"Erh... Well... Could you take a seat?"

"Oh, sure. Come along Ren."

You take a seat at the table, with a few sweaty men taking a look at your assets, which have a hard time fitting... It's rather uncomfortable...

Chrysoula sits next to you, along with Renexizious...

It seems people can't help but stare, a little confused, but seem to be trying to pay attention to the speaker... Rather then you.
Oh. That won't do at all.

>...Do this the nice way. Try to be nice to the speaker and calmly and caringly ask him to be quiet while his better is speaking.
>...Well... You can always be alluring. Most eyes are on you anyways... (+2 Bonus)
>...Get Chrysoula to get everyone to pay attention.
>Try to get your dear husband to get everyone to pay attention... Though it might be a bit hard, with the fact that he's protective of you and all, and the slightest glare towards you can set him off..
>Your the queen of England! Order some tea brought to you and wait your turn. You are a guest after all!
>Write-In

>>1246342
>...Well... You can always be alluring. Most eyes are on you anyways... (+2 Bonus)

Roll me a 1d20+7 anons.

+3 if you can continue to draw attention to your assets.
+2 if you can try to get comfortable as well. (+1 if you can show everyone else who's in control too. As in you.)
+2 if you can also try to get Chrysoula's assets to help somehow.
+2 if you can kindly and maternally get everyone to focus on you with words... (+1 if Renexizious can do a few innuendo jokes to you.)
+1 if Gwynevere can continue to be excited and encourage you. And still a bit power mad.
+1 if Renexizious can be a loving husband to Elizabeth. (+1 if Elizabeth can find a way to cuddle up and show off to him a bit.)

If everything's done, it'll be an autosuccess.

I'm going to give a few more minutes until I pass out.

>>1246519
Give me a few more please, got caught up in a show.

>>1246529
I'll try anon. Just really tired.

>>1246392
>Sigh heavily, to see just how long your breasts can ripple before coming to a stop.
>Place one arm around Ren, and draw him closer, planting a quick kiss on his cheek.
>Nudge one of the legs of Chrysoula's chair with your foot, causing her to almost lose her balance and flail her upper body (and breasts of her own) around to regain said balance. And give a small, shy squeak of terror.
>"Now truly, dears, a perfect specimen of both motherhood AND dragonhood is here before you, and you'd rather listen to that old codger? I think that it's high time you listened to me instead."
>"Yeah! Knock their socks off! With your boobies! Give them a little swing, and watch everyone's eyes follow them as they sway through the air, with a mixture of longing, jealousy, and...and...AND LUST! Work it, they're eating out of the palms of our claws!"
>Ren hugs her back, and lets Liz have her moment in the spotlight. Liz moves off of her chair and onto his lap, and positions herself just so, affording him a beautiful view of the Royal Battalion.

>>1246553
Eh. That wouldn't be enough on using your assets to draw much attention. But really nice job on everything else.

>>1246560
Can I change it to
>Stretch heavily and roll your back, making the assets 'pop' more, so to speak, as they roll about like Sweden's snow-capped hills.

You give a heavy sigh, Stretching out and rolling your back while putting an arm around Ren and drawing him closer, giving him a quick kiss...

You also decide to quickly nudge one of the legs on Chrysoula chair, causing her to go face-first into the table, breaking a large chunk of it... You rush over to check that she's fine, and she seems perfectly fine, but you swear you heard a squeak of terror for a second.

But of course, when you look up, everyone seems a bit focused on you.

"Now, truly dears... A perfect specimen of both motherhood AND dragonhood is here before you. So would you rather listen to that old codger? Because I think it's high time you listened to me... I have great ideas, you know..."

You feel Renexizious hug your back, so you decide to get off your chair, and lean into his back, positioning carefully to give him a nice view of the Battalion... Though you think you did gain some weight, judging from him straining a bit.

Everyone's eyes are on you, with most of the males being visibly sweating, tugging at ties, or nervously trying to find something else to look at besides you and Chrysoula...

Actions

>Try to get them to get rid of that horrid slavery thing... Everyone knows that only you, Ren, and your family can have them...
>Try to get them to be more nationalist. You do so love nationalists.
>...How about a bit less... Well, there's... A few good races besides humans and dragons. Like minotaurs. They're law-abiding citizens... Try to see about increasing their tolerance to other races.
>...So my dear husband here wants to take over. Is there any problem with this?
>Write-In for other things to change about their organization.

>>1246601
>Try to get them to get rid of that horrid slavery thing... Everyone knows that only you, Ren, and your family can have them...
>...How about a bit less... Well, there's... A few good races besides humans and dragons. Like minotaurs. They're law-abiding citizens... Try to see about increasing their tolerance to other races.

As much as I'd love to go for all 3, I think working on those two would be best for now.

You decide to get rid of that slavery thing and try to promote working with other races...

Roll me a 1d20+3 to see how well you can do this.

+3 if you can use your assets to make them more uncomfortable more likely to want to go. And since they're locked in here with you...
+2 if you can point to Chrysoula as a cut- You mean, good example of hard working minotaurs. (+1 if you can slightly slip out a small attraction to her. +1 if you can get Chrysoula to do something cute.)
+1 if you can try to get the few people trying to not pay attention to you to look at you to become dominated. (+1 if you can reassure everyone who's looked that it's fine.)
+2 if you can bring up good maternal arguments why only you and Ren should be allowed to have slaves. (+2 if you can also mention why only dragons should have slaves. +1 if your inner hoarder can think of comfy numbers of slaves and money.)
+1 if Gwynevere can know only happiness from this. And if she can suggest lustful things to do with Ren as a celebration. Or with Chrysoula. Or both.
+1 if Elizabeth can be loving and sweet towards Renexizious. And show off a bit more. (+1 if Renexizious can be lustful towards her.
+2 if Elizabeth can show the Draconia Firma why she's a perfect specimen of motherhood AND dragonhood. (+1 if she can justify no longer really consdering herself human and more of a dragon. And enjoy being a dragon... +1 if she can wishfully mentions to Ren that she'd like a few more kids. And if he refuses, to embarrass him a bit in front of everyone.)

I need sleep now anon. Sorry.

>>1246669
>Continue bouncing breasts by utilizing your shoulder muscles as you regally walk about the room, as an excuse to strut your stuff. Alternate moving shoulders up and down to see if you can get them to bounce independently of each other.
>"You see, not every non-dragonic race is inherently inferior. Take the mighty minotaur, for instance. As you can see, she's got a couple of great asset-I mean she's got a pair of great qualiti-I mean there's some nice things about her too! Like her near-indomitable strength! Chrysoula, be a sweetie and pick up that chair Ren is sitting in with one hand, will you?"
Chrysoula: "Um...Ren, if you don't mind, would you please...um...get out of that chair?" She sort of rubs one hoof against the back of the other one, clasps her hands together and and hunches her shoulders up, so she looking upwards into Ren's face as she asks this.
Liz: "No, no! I meant with him IN it!"
>"Now, I would like your attention, please! All eyes on me, if you would! ESPECIALLY YOU, in the back! I see you back there, face redder than a cherry pie, trying desperately to look at the floor! It's quite alright. You may admire them, but from a distance, or else Rennie gets jealous, and has to stress eat to calm down again, and I just got him to agree to exercise more with me."
>"Now, onto that whole slavery bit. Really, dears, only the royal family should be allowed slaves. We know what's best for them, and since we're already used to housing and caring for large numbers of people, we're equipped to handle their needs much better than the common folk. After all, knowing how to properly care for and maintain slaves is a skill in a full-blooded dragon's DNA, and therefore only full dragons should be allowed them. Why, I bet you don't even read yours bedtime stories, or, or pack them sack lunches! It's quite simply barbaric. It is imperative that you hand over any slaves you have, forthwith and immediately." They'll go so nicely with my other slaves, I obviously need two hundred at least JUST to tend to mine and Ren's thrones. We're just so majestic, our majesty will dent those poor solid gold thrones so much, the slaves will need to constantly hammer them back into shape. Maybe a total of....two thousand personal slaves, just so I always have someone to read to in case I get lonely counting my pile of gold larger than me and Ren combined, studded with all kinds of beautiful gemstones, and maybe some paper money as well. Just to add a matte splash of color here and there.
>"For example, look at my dear husband Renexizious here. He is an equal opportunity employer, the good dragon, and he treats his slaves with dignity and humanity, as is befitting their station. He's such a good husband, and a shining example to us all!" Kiss Ren again, sit in his lap and continue speaking. Ren then tickles her ass a little and slides his hands up and down her thighs.

Continued (holy crap there's a character limit?)

Rolled 15 + 22 (1d20 + 22)

>>1246669
>"And finally, as the sole progenitor of our glorious species, if nothing else, I deserve your respect and obedience in these two simple little matters. Why, if it weren't for me, Renexizous would still be the only other full-blooded dragon here, and there would be no one else to bear new little darlings. So, truly, if you consider my dear Renexizious and his brilliant mutation medications like your father, then I am like your mother as well, and you should listen to your mother! She only wants what's best for her little scaled sweeties." Liz looks up at Ren from her spot on his lap. "Speaking of scaled sweeties, dear, we really should see about filling up the rest of that carton when we get home. Aulus is getting so big, I won't be able to pick him up soon!"

Good night, QM

Rolled 5 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1246669
Night QM

>>1246727

I have to say I really do like the way you do write-ins anon. I'm just a disappointed I can't see them more

You strut around the room, using your shoulder muscles to make your breasts bounce a bit... You must admit, since you lack an actual bra, it proves a bit easier..

"But first, I wanted to point out that not every non-dragonic race is inherently inferior. Take the mighty minotaur, for example! She's got some great ass- I mean, a pair of fine t- I erh, I apologize.... I meant there's nice things about her too! Like her near indomitable strength. Chrysoula! Can you be a sweetie and lift the chair Ren's standing in with one hand?"

She nods a bit, nervous.

"Um... Ren? If you uh... Don't mind... Would you um... Get out of the chair? Please? She wants me to pick it up."

You see her rub one of her hooves behind her other one, and is haunched up...

Poor thing.... Wait, did she say with him out of it?

"Chrysoula! With him in it!"

"O-oh/"

Renexizious seems a bit entertained, and she easily picks up his chair, a bit starined though. She sets him down after a minute and sits back down.

"Now, now.... I would like your attention please! All eyes on me! Especially you! In the back! Face redder then a cherry pie, trying to look at the floor! It's quite alright to look... It's fine to admire them, but from a distance. Or else Rennie gets jealous, don't you?"

Renexizious growls softly...

"See, sweetie? But anyways, everyone... Onto that whole slavery thing..."

You give a rather convincing argument. to them... Eventually your legs feel tired and yoy sit down in Renexizious's lap... He tickles your ass a bit, sliding his hands up and down your strong thighs...

"And finally, as the sole progenitor of our glorious species, if nothing else, I really do deserve your respect and obedience in these two simple matters... Why, if it weren't for me, Renexizious would still be no other full-blooded dragons here... So if you consider my dear Renexizious can his mutation medications like your father, then I'm like your mother as well, and you should listen to your mother. She only wants what's best for her scaled sweeties..." You turn to Renexizious...

"...Speaking of... Why don't we see about filling up the rest of the carton when we get home? Aulus is getting big you know!"

"...Elizabeth, he'll be fine...
A few hands are raised, particularly from the large intimidating foremaster Sith.

"Yes sweetie? What do you want?"

"Erh... I think you misunderstand. We're quite alright with the government having unpaid workers, but what we want to see is the royal family use them for things besides personal hygine."

"Oh, really?"

"Yes... We have a lack of farming jobs been taken up since most of the youth joined the army. And erh... Your like our mom? I don't think how that works..."

Actions

>...I see what your talking about... I suppose you make a good point!
>Oh, I'll certainly look into it.....
>Write-I

Actions continued.
>...Well, you see, it would be so immoral to have slaves working outside of the palace...
>...Oh, well... I didn't mean that in the literal sense! Being called you mother's clothing...
>...Oh, don't worry about it! Sweden's changed of it's time at the age of thrity.
>Write-In

>>1246818
>Oh, I'll certainly look into it.....

>>1246818
*Large intimidating foremaster sith

Holy shit. My schedule of sleeping for only three hours had me subconsciously put in the sith.

Jesus Christ, never type while sleep deprivated.

I suppose I meant "Large half-dragon who seems red with embarrasement"

"Don't worry, I'll certainly look into it!"

"Thank you... But also, your erh... Queen Elizabeth, right? And Emperor Thorson?"

"Oh, I'm delighted you know of us sweetie! Though I would be surprised if you didn't."

He gets out a few papers.

"Well... We just think that compared to other citizens half-dragons should be paid more and have a subsidary income... As you can see here on this graph, you'll notice that half-dragons tend to consume at least four times that of a human, not to mention their fast growing children...

"So this is for Chrysoula, correct?"

"We don't have anything against other races, but we think that our race should have economic backups, and that psyhological evaluation should be given before taking the mutagen, as a few people have reported of taking it multiple times rather then once, or be unable to take care of their dietary needs and turn to robbery and thieving or worse, cannibalism...

Apparently they're defending the whole concept of draconic superiority...

Actions

>...Try to convince them that it's not hyped up to what it is...
>...Try to pull a maternal, caring mother act, and appeal to everyone to pleaes not wander or stay out of sight...
>Write-In

>>1246825
Also, third of all.

>Cede to them the idea of maybe in the future trying to take care of half-dragon subjects more...
>Use your assets to distract them from making counter-arguments!

Also, what the fuck I'm writing shit that doesn't make sense. Second option is supposed to be that you appeal to everyone that half-dragons aren't as hyped up as they are and calm them like a parent would.

>>1246825
>write-In
Counter-point
Becoming a half dragon is entirely optional. I can support the idea of psyche evaluations for people before they become half dragons but if they really can't support themselves maybe it'd be better to give them the chance to turn back to humans rather than start instituting unbalanced wages.

You give them a counter point... They however give you a counter point, and claim that the cost of living is so high that their wages are effective sliced in half for most of them, and that many wouldn't mind going back to being human, along with many people's wives who've been reported of "laying eggs", which is enough of a shock that most women check into a psych ward!

Hm...

Actions

>Fine. Maybe you should try to raise the budget and increase wages...
>You might want to take care of women being shocked at their bodies.
>Firmly deny increasing their paychecks for them!
>Write-In

>>1246818
Thanks, QM. I'm actually the lurker anon from threads back that you asked why I never really posted despite having followed since really early on in the quest, and I said that I didn't think I had anything worthy to contribute. So I'm glad that you think my write-ins are good quality.

>>1246825
>...Try to convince them that it's not hyped up to what it is, and calm them like a parent would...
"Dearies, being a half-dragon isn't all that you're hyping it up to be. For starters, you're just so hungry, all the time, and no matter how much Ren and myself work on improving yields from various meat animals, it's never enough to fill all of you up. And I do so hate my beloved subjects going hungry. Maybe we could allow for half-dragon children to be allowed to waive out of mandatory military service if they agree to raise meat animals for a decade or so, what do you think Ren?
"
>Use your assets to distract them from making counter-arguments!
Continue to walk about the room as you have been, but add a bounce to your step and a swish to your tail to draw attention to an under-viewed attraction: the shapely half-dragon ass.
>Write-In: "Well sweetie, I can definitely see about making sure that people won't abuse the mutagen by taking it multiple times, Rennie is already looking into that little issue, actually. So soon there will be nothing to worry about! In the meantime, we can probably issue a little moratorium on not selling excess dosages to those who are already have dragon."