(Write-ins only. Just post what you want the main character (pic related) to do/say at any time.)You're an apprentice wizard. You seek to explore (and loot) the magical ruins of dead civilisations. Such ruins can be found all over the world and they're typically filled with treasure, magical stuff and blood-thirsty monsters. According to your map (and your inherent ability to sense magic) somewhere in this forest are the ruins of an old fortress. There is also a small town nearby.
But before we start you must choose what kind of wizard you are. Pick a type of magic that you're good at, a type of magic you know a little bit about and a type of magic that you're extremely bad at. (The image is just for inspiration you don't actually have to pick anything on it)
>>1226625rollin for main magic
>>1226633I choose the American Trump Meme magic
>>1226648You know a little bit about Storm magic (Mike Pence taught you that one) and are bad at OP fag magic
Okay, we'll go with this.Your major is American Trump Meme Magic (whatever that is)Your minor is Storm MagicYour deficiency is enchantment and charmYou can cast spells that aren't from your chosen types but they're not as effective.
You hear heavy foot steps approaching from behind. Something behind you snorts loudly. A minotaur stomps towards you axe in hand.
>>1226791BUILD THE WALL!
>>1226791Tell him take someone else's job
"Take someone else's job! Wall"
>>1226931Having dealt with that dirty immigrant minotaur you proceed down the path to on your journey to make america great again
"That takes care of him! Time to make America (whatever that is) great again!"
>>1227017Build a tower to increase your ego
>>1227146yes and conjure up an eastern european underwear model to be your bride
Ah yes the Tower a staple of Trump magic. Your magic still isn't that strong though so yours is more like a pillar. You are unable to create living things.
>>122727you see the town in the distance. You beckon a giant bald eagle to deliver some freedom to the villagers
Ah yes the town is much closer than you thought. Looks like there are a bunch of armed men waiting at this entrance though.You cast Summon Eagle but nothing happens. Maybe there aren't any Eagles living in the area.
>>1227460Make smaller towers to let you descend like stairs. We need to send a letter to our Father to request a small loan of 1 million gold
You conjure more towers so you can go down. Every lingering spell effect created by you reduces your max mana until you dispel it. You can instantly dispel your effects at any time. Effects normally dispel on their own if the controller is no longer awake.Your father is a good man and would probably loan you money if he could, but he wouldn't even be able to give you a small loan of 1000000 copper.
>>1228081See if there are any cute harpy girls flyin' around.
>>1228147If you find any make sure to grab em by the pussy
>>1228162>Pussy>Not Cloaca Wow.
>>1228175Since when are there established anatomy's for fantasy creatures. If I imagine a pussy, theres a pussy and by god i'm gonna grab it
>>1228081Knock one of the pillars backwards to hit the immigrant
Probably not a good idea to romance harpies. All beast men are psycho and eat human flesh even the ones that should be herbivores. Also the normally nice Paladins go absolutely ballistic when they find out about "romance" between a human and beast-folk and you saw they had a church in the nearby town.>>1228194good idea
>>1228218You catch the minotaur trying to give you a back rub. You make an effort to zap the gay out of him
>>1228230Yeah, good luck trying to effect the gayness of anyone when you have a deficiency in OP Faggot Magic.
>>1228257It's called conversion therapy qm. OP Faggot Magic is a completely different field focused in the pleasuring of 9 inch black cocks
Okay, gotta head off for a while. I'll do another update when I get back.
>>1228257Seize the minatour's asssets.
>>1228257Take the horn and store it in the front of your pants for safe keeping
You seize the severed horn and store it in your bag of holding.
>>1229038What else is in the bag?
Anyway you carry on towards the town and encounter a stone obelisk emblazoned with an odd symbol. Chiseled in the stone are hieroglyphics from some dead language, and an arrow pointing to the east.In front of the obelisk is a wooden sign labeled "Bromwich" pointing in the direction of the town.
Your Bag of Holding contains:wooden wand carved into the shape of a starweathered old scroll containing the spell Lightkitchen kniferope (5 bleks long)second hand spell bookFood/WaterThick Blanketminotaur's horn
>>1229064You don't understand the writing, probably Jew-tongue. Onward to Bromwich
>>1229064Carve an extra square into the obelisk
>>1229847A fine addition
You head onwards to Bromwich. There are many armed men waiting at the bridge. They notice you but don't act hostile.
>>1231753Hello my fellow countryman. You must be the border patrol. Caught any dirty immigrants today?
"Hello my fellow countryman. You must be the border patrol. Caught any dirty immigrants today?""Greetings traveller. Yes, we are the town guard. We are here to defend against the risen dead not migrants. We are expecting an attack very soon. You should get into town where you'll be safe."
>>1232071Ah those dirty terrorists just won't leave us alone will they? I'll take your advice and head into town.
>>1232071>catch the red fish
>>1232071Summon American Steel to help equip these fine men.Thank them for their service.
>>1232193oh baby i like that idea
"Ah those dirty terrorists just won't leave us alone will they? Here take this. Summon American Steel!"(You attempt to summon an M4 but your spell conjures a Smith & Wesson Model 1 instead at heavy cost to your mana)"Ah so you're a wizard! What is this strange contraption you've conjured?"
>>1232434It fires freedom, in any direction you point and pull the metal "trigger", liberating those from their mortal coil. The risen dead can not abide this being administrated to the mindless hunger contained with their heads. and should surely fall.
>>1232434Here, let me build your village a great wall to protect our freedom and jobs.
>>1232464>>1232484brought a tear to my eye
>>1232434>>1232484This, but ask for some directions to the nearest ruin.
>>1232131it's a herring
"It fires freedom, in any direction you point and pull the metal 'trigger', liberating those from their mortal coil. The risen dead can not abide this being administrated to the mindless hunger contained with their heads. and should surely fall.""Ahh a projectile weapon, like the one-handed crossbow! Thank you! I will test it against the impending invaders."
"Here, let me build your village a great wall to protect our freedom and jobs. Wall"(Maintaining the gun and wall takes up most of your mana)"Impressive i've never even heard of magic like yours. This wall you've made is going to change things though. When these undead attack they always prioritise paths that don't have barricades. They only bother smashing through barricades or wading through water if there's no open route into town. Now all the undead are just going to attack the next closest entrance instead!"
Paint a fake entrance on the wall
Okay I was planning on doing one more update here but I think I'll just wrap it up here. I'll run another quest next week either continuing this one or trying a new one. Thanks to everyone who participated. Feed back is welcomed. Until next time.