>>1213620
A moment of silence for those poor Bluegill pilots.

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>>1213620
There we are. And here is a freshly minted propaganda poster. Made three of them.

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“So, what now?” James McClintock suggests. It seems like he's learning. As fantastic as he is as a pilot and a warrior, open battles like this aren't his bailiwick.

“WE RETURN TO OUR VESSEL. OUR ALLIES ARE SAFE, WE HAVE THE STRATEGIC EDGE, IF WE CAN FREE THE OTHERS WE WILL BE ABLE TO TURN THIS FIGHT COMPLETELY IN OUR FAVOR. SIMPLE TACTICS.” Wyatt replies.

“The Jovians have to know by now they're outnumbered. Even if we just keep their remaining mecha busy, it's 13-12 or so now, and our numbers are only going to go up, meaning some of us can focus on disabling the ship itself.” Grant reflects, rubbing the chin of his helmet.

The Pharcyde nods, “INDEED. THEY HAVE AN EDGE IN SHIP-TO-SHIP COMBAT AGAINST CIVILIAN TRANSPORTS, BUT WE HAVE THEM BEAT IN MECHA COMBAT BARRING TRULY UNFORESEEN CIRCUMSTANCES. IT'S A SITUATION THEY'RE UNFAMILIAR WITH, BEING BEATEN EVEN WHEN THEY STACK THE DECK...AND IT MIGHT MAKE THEM UNPREDICTABLE, KEEP YOUR GUARD UP.”

“Like the three mecha leaving their ship and making for our position.” McClintock notes, “Whew, they're...they're really coming right here.”

“They're moving together like a team, too.” Grant replies grimly, staring at the blinking contact icons on his sensors, as if willing them to move faster and come into focus.

“JUST THREE?” Wyatt Questions, and then a note neither of the others could have imagined enters his voice, “NO, IT CAN'T BE...”

[Meanwhile, back on the ship...]

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>>1213620
So it begins.

The last alliance of Red Siren Pirate Harpy Boss and Red Siren Pirate Harpy Sub-Boss.

>>1213633
very nice

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>>1213639
>Star wolf theme intensifies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qsfc-ZRP9AU

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>>1213641
Thank you. Propaganda posters are fun to make if you know how to do them. Simple, to the point, catch the eyes.

>>1213639
>“JUST THREE?” Wyatt Questions, and then a note neither of the others could have imagined enters his voice, “NO, IT CAN'T BE...”

It's not another SOUL team, is it? Kinda doubt that it's more competitors.

>>1213633
>>1213649
>>1213668
now i want some belt poster's. and avalonian to.

>>1213679
Haven't you heard, SOUL is on the uprise since the defeat of TWO Paladins by Amos "That's a Paddlin to ya Paladin' Wedge

>>1213679
IIRC, there are a few famous Venusian and Saturn aces that we haven't run into yet. They presumably don't have the budget that a Mars or Jupiter ace would, so it might be them.

>>1213693
Avalonian could be difficult. I see their propoganda as renaissance paintings

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>>1213710
>Not using medieval memes.

>>1213693
I've got some ideas, but Avalon isn't really that easy to do posters for. Propaganda and Ye Olde Knights are oil and water. Chivalry is full of purple prose, but that hurts propaganda. The Belt is much easier since it's a matter of unity, freedom, and taking whats due.
Hell, I figured out a name for them. Either Eisentor Defense Force or Eisentor Nation Defense.
So you have either EDF or END.

>>1213668
>tfw the only people who have beaten paladins in stand up fights without lucky shots are Roarke and Stern (who also had to deal with adds)

Why isn't anyone talking about how fucking mean Stern was in his battle? Sure he didn't disable Kittytoe but considering the circumstances and the fact he came out on top means in all likelihood he would have taken out the Duke.

No I'm not just asking Wong to write up that fight for us to see. Clearly.

I didn't just miss a post or seven in the thousands in the quest so far, did I?

>>1213721
>"OH NO! ITS THE END!"
KEK

>>1213722
It happened in the Battle of Mars' Gate. Stern didn't get recognition in part because of Fairchild's manipulation and his failure to capture Oliver and Duke Rothschild.

>>1213722
Wong rolled the entire fight, but never bothered to tell us the whole story.

>>1213721

PLEBIANS WANTED
for hazardous battlefields
small wages
long months on cold dark space
constant danger
safe return doubtful
Honour and knighthood in case of success

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>>1213721
>EDF
Giant bugs and Balams when?

>>1213722
Because it wasn't really decisive. Stern is also their ace in the hole. You don't talk about those to the public, especially since Stern is close to Fairchild's rank. If he gained popularity it hurts her more.

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“I say, are you finished yet?” The tall, mature blonde lady clad in a high-class customized Martian-pattern pilot suit with a gemstone-inlaid nanofiber shawl taps her foot impatiently.

“Shhh.” Kathrine waves her away, frowning, “But they're going to get hurt! What 'survival of the fittest', this isn't just a contest, it's a show, and if we lose performers ROSIE IS GOING TO BE UPSET!” She huffs, “She's worked hard on this and I am NOT going to let her down so...so you get your butts over here right now!” She glowers into the hacked terminal she's using to access the nearest ansible satellite, “Or...what? What do you mean 'or what!?'”

The girl with the scar smacks her fist into her open palm, “Hnf.”

“Or I call every bar on Auditorium and tell them to drop your line of credit! I don't care about your training exercises, we have hostiles HERE! The ship's captain betrayed us, things would go a lot more smoothly if you showed up with a pirate ship to put the fear of Roarke into them. W-what do you mean this is just for my convenience!? We're in real trouble here!” Kathrine scolds whoever's on the other end of the line.

The girl with the scar tsks, and shakes her head.

The mature blonde puts a hand on the scarred girl's shoulder, “Dearie, if you don't mention that seemingly-nice young man I let out of his cabin to the nice girl who works for Red Siren, I'll help you get the sniping cannon mounted on your tank and you can have some fun.”

The scarred girl grins cheerfully and rubs her hands together in anticipation, “Goody.” She remarks, picking up an autowrench and tossing it to the older woman with enough force to make her stagger back as she catches it. They set to work.

“PUT RACHEL ON THE LINE! PUT HER ON RIGHT NOW, MISTER FLINT, I'M PUTTING MY FOOT DOWN! I'M GOING TO TELL YOUR WIFE YOU'RE BEING MEAN TO ME AND MEAN TO RED SIREN'S GIRLS!” Kathrine sounds like she's on the verge of tears.

[Continued]

>>1213722

Because it wasn't a clean win and they were part of a relatively largish melee. S-Lionfish was damaged too.

>>1213761
Uh, I may have been unclear, but I didn't mean full autistic for Mai. Just like, 4chan obsessed autism, you know?

>>1213778

No, I know, but she just doesn't tend towards unnecessary words. There's nothing wrong upstairs.

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>>1213794
Ah, alright.

I was worried I had autismed a not-actually-autistic character into being actually autistic. Would've been a pretty massive fuck up on my part.

>>1213753
I will never stop being salty this shit isnt on the Xbone.

>>1213812
She doesn't really seem that autistic to me. Lacks a few of the things I've seen or dealt with. Just seems like a dedicated specialist or tank maniac.

>>1213761
>seemingly-nice young man
Wonder which pilot it is

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>>1213832
I've never had to "deal" (not the exactly right word, but I hope you get what I mean) with an autistic person, just been around people with it or downs a couple of times. When I was, they just used noises or weird words to communicate. I was afraid I'd messed up getting across my ideas. Again. It's a problem for me.

>>1213857
Grunting is a perfectly viable means of communication. As is screeching.

>>1213857
Yeah, Mai doesn't come across as autistic, just angry.

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>>1213865
Screeching, you say?

>>1213721
Well END is a nice message to send to your enemy's but EDF rolls off the tongue better in my opinion.

>>1213870
Truly the Hero of Jove.

>>1213865
Grunting makes up at least 30% of my vocabulary.

>>1213778
>Implying that driving a tank without 3D space movement just because isn't the height of insanity. :P

>>1213857
Seems like the lower end of the spectrum. I've dealt with the higher end stuff or those who have been trying to improve themselves. Know a guy who's got Downs and is pretty good at baking, just has some problem with the social stuff.

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>>1213888
>without 3D space movement
For now. Just you wait until my glorious flying tank destroys Avalon.

>>1213900
tank as big as a ship
ship-tank

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“W-well who can you send, then!? Oh. Oh, yes, that's fine. You could have just said so!” Kathrine doesn't sound much happier, “Well, tell them to hurry, some of the boys are holding them off, but the odds really aren't good!” She terminates the call and flops back into her chair with a sigh. “I hope he's okay.”

“Who, dear?” The blonde woman, Lady Sparna, tightens a rivet with a grimace of distaste despite the efficiency with which she works.

“The...well, one of the boys out there. He was really charming.” She sighs, “Of...of course I should just stay out of the way. He probably has a girlfriend or...or a wife. I mean, we only spoke over a PA, and...and just because he wanted to rescue me, it doesn't mean anything really, right? He's probably just brave and selfless like that with all the girls, and I'm just another one caught up in his wake and...and...and I should just keep quiet around him. I'd just be bothering him, I bet, and if I said anything it would get awkward and ruin a great working relationship.”

“Hmmm.” Lady Sparna lifts a pair of viewmax lenses to the front of her helmet, and zooms in, “Do you know which mech he's in?”

“His name is Alexander Grant and he pilots the Libra and...waaaah! I'm not a stalker, I swear! Don't look at me like that, both of you!” Kathrine recoils from the judgmental gazes of her new friends. “I-I was just gathering information and came across those facts!”

“Gathering information, hmm? Well, I'm not a pirate, not yet at least, and I don't know which one is which...do you, Mai?” Lady Sparna looks imperiously over at her traveling companion.

“Nah.” Mai comments laconically, working a crane to lift the sniper loadout into place, “Give me a hand.”

Kathrine's shoulders slump, “The sharply-colored one with the slender wings. The pilot has tousled dark hair and these really deep eyes and a perfect chin.” She sighs sadly.

[Continued]

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>>1213931
>inb4 the Storm Dragons appear
Wait, let me atualize the Walkure...

>>1213950
That or we get to see some of our very first MP units. Come on Myrms or Dutchmen!

>>1213966
Huh, I wonder if they are bringing the Avalonians too for some reason...

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“Oh, good, because I like the stylish one with the flail. My, that coloration is such a classic.” Lady Sparna licks her lips, “I bet the pilot is tall.”

“Mhhmm.” Mai agrees, “Broad shoulders.”

“Powerful arms, too. Look at how he fights. He doesn't have anything to prove, he's finishing off the damaged ones and creating openings for his allies. A true team player. That kind of confidence is something I haven't seen since...since...” Lady Sparna feels a pang of loss for a husband dearly loved.

Mai, the girl with the scar, has heard Lady Sparna's entire life story and gives her a sympathetic look. “Talk to him. I'll make sure he gets back.” She smiles. People who've only seen Mai frown or glower would be startled by the purity of that smile.

“You're a good girl, Miss Uaifu. But...an old lady like me has no business trying to relive the springtime romances of girlhood.” She is, for the record, younger than General Hermione Fairchild or General Regina Hatsheput, both of whom have active love lives if you count poor Regina pining for a space pirate half her age as active. “I'll fade into the shadows, I know you like him too, so...you have my full support! Go, know the same happiness I did!”

Kathrine watches uncomfortably, getting out her PC and messing around with it, “Ummm...girls?” She timidly interjects.

She goes unheard, “No.” Mai insists, “You spoke first. I'll be alright.” She promises, “Plenty of men in the galaxy.”

Lady Sparna shakes her head, “No, no, I insist. You'll make him happy, I won't. I'm sure a practical man like that would find me too demanding.”

“You have a good heart, Marciana. If he's not happy, that's his fault.” Mai responds promptly and firmly.

Kathrine sighs and projects a holographic image between them, “Wyatt Stills, pilot of the Pharcyde, age fourteen...”

Mai and Marciana stare in horror. “But...but that's a little boy...” Marciana says first, her lower lip quivering at the unfairness of it all.

Mai just covers her own face with her hands, once again reaffirming her lack of any belief in a just and righteous god.

Out in the cold void, Wyatt is unaware that once again he has broken the hearts of two women. It's a situation he's extremely familiar with. He's too busy staring grimly at the approaching trio of mecha. In preparation, he reaches out and grips the joystick that controls his missiles, arming them and watching the crosshairs dance across his screen.

[Continued]

>>1213842
>implying an attempt was even made

Absolute kek.

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>>1213620
Yes I'm here! For the Space Jam!

Game resumes in less than an hour, giving time for Wong to eat.

>>1213989
Well then
This is hilarious

>>1213989
cakes just want love

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>>1214035
Hey Solaire! Ready for kicking ass?
And for shipping?

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>>1214049
Well yes but there is no shipping for Mag yet, personally I'm fine with that.

>>1214044
Does Mai's inspiration look old enough to be a cake? She doesn't to me.

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>>1213989
Haha, reminds me of that one spider man page. Anyway I caught this just in time! Mecha Space Pirate Quest forever!

Huh, is the Buddy now a Palomino instead of a Morgan II? It's downsized.

>>1213989
I can't wait for Marcianna and Inari to meet.

>>1214108
I think it's a Morgan-II Torso with Pumpkinseed or Palomino limbs.

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>>1214059
Well.... Luca is single... And he seems to have quite the interest in chilvarious themes...

>>1214133
He's also a total fag

not that there's anything wrong with that.

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>>1214133
Luca probably has someone back home.

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>>1213989
>this entire sequence

>>1214108
Is it? Ah, thought something got changed. Nah, that's how it is. Well, now that I think about it...mistakes were made.

Oh well, let's see how it goes.

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>>1214139
Well... Paladin-sama never confirmed anything... but those legs say everything...

>>1214152
>Implying that there is anything more than friendzone waiting him back there.
...
>People think that luca is an lone avalonian and try to bully him.
>Magnarus appears to save the day
>"wtf I love avalon now"
>Strong, taller, and always chatty Magnarus takes a liking on the young boy and takes him around the city because the poor fellow reminds him of himslef on his youth and because he needs a guide.
>Romantic innuendos happen all the time but magnarus just don't notice it.
>Everyone notice this but magnarus.
>The gods of romantic comedy are trolling Luca again.

>>1214210
On second thought, that could make sense...Morgan-II replacement limbs could be a bit expensive for Walter...and he had to make do with whatever was on hand.

Well, that sounds legit.

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>>1214241
I shall name this Anime: "My Jovian Knight can't be this cute!"

>>1214241
Dude, you were already kind of annoying when you just had Akai to shitpost with.

now you're becoming insufferable.

>>1214241
>Implying implications

This isn't the board to argue this. But fair warning: I ain't afraid to shank a BRo over a ship.

>>1214280
Also *god damn* there's so much art of this guy. Every time I've ever played a character I've been strapped for images, but now that it's just an NPC it's like hitting a gold mine.

>>1214302
Also, yeah. Maybe cut down on the images before Wong turns a baleful eye this way.

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>>1214280
>>1214241
>>1214133
Oi, slim down on the images, I still have propaganda posters to make.

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>>1214302
>>1214313
Pffff, I can't even go austistical about fictional characters in a forum about chinese cartoons anymore without you guys getting mad at me!

...Okay I'll stop with the gay ship.

>>1214327
Eeeeehhhh, But we are just on the 25 mark!

>>1214313
>Also *god damn* there's so much art of this guy.

Because fangirls love a good faggy character. And he's "prettier" than the protag. Those homoerotic undertones are so fucking strong it hurts.

>>1214335
Wong will want to use those pics ya filthy animal.

>>1214335
it's not that you're going full autismo that's the problem

it's that you run shit into the ground harder than the Knuckle Kaiser curbstomps grunts.

>>1214363
>rip 40 harpies

BR, ease it off on avatarfagging with other people's characters. It's rude.

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>>1214383
Not-Huey referencing Snatch... Ahh this thread is off to a very strong start!

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“What is it, Wyatt? SOUL?” Alexander Grant questions.

“NEGATIVE. JUST AN IRRITANT.” Wyatt replies flatly, “WE SHOULD ENGAGE THEM AT MAXIMUM RANGE. NO COMMS. THEY'LL ONLY BE A DISTRACTION.”

The center mech fires a blue flare, UJCIDF signal for parlay.

“It's two more of those upgraded Pumpkinseeds.” James McClintock reports, “And what looks like a Morgan II.

The Libra turns its head towards the Lightning, “Looks like? It's matching what my instruments say, but...” He frowns, “Yeah, it's hard to tell with how customized it is, but that's a Morgan II.”

“Black armor, a pair of curved horns...this guy really customizes his shit, doesn't he?” McClintock tsks, “Let's fuck them up.”

“INDEED.” Wyatt agrees, “SO COMMON SENSE REALLY DOES LURK DEEP WITHIN YOUR HEART. WELL DONE, JIM. NOW, I SUGGEST AN ALPHA STRIKE ON THE LEFTMOST PUMPKINSEED DEUCE. DO NOT STOP FIRING UNTIL YOU SEE AN EJECTION.”

“What, why?” Grant asks, “Not the leader? Why the left one?”

“THE STRONGEST MECH WITH THE MOST RANK IS NOT ALWAYS THE LEADER.” Wyatt intones gravely.

“Purple armor with silver and black highlights and a shark emblem in yellow on the left shoulder. The other Deuce is relatively plain...practically unpainted, really. What's with the shark one, Wyatt?” Alexander Grant questions.

“DO YOU KNOW WHAT 'NEMESIS' MEANS, AL?” Wyatt replies in a world-weary voice, “A RIGHTEOUS INFLICTION OF RETRIBUTION MANIFESTED BY AN APPROPRIATE AGENT. PERSONIFIED, IN THIS CASE, BY A HORRIBLE CUNT. SERGEANT MAKO NUNEZ.”

[Continued]

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“I see.” The Libra nods.

“I don't.” The Lightning crosses its arms.

“ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH 'LES MISERABLES', MOST PARTICULARLY THE CHARACTER OF JAVERT?” The Pharcyde questions.

“Yes, of course.” Alexander Grant affirms.

“What the fuck is a Mizzerablaze?” McClintock demands to know.

“A CLASSIC WORK OF ART I AM DISAPPOINTED YOU LACK THE SLIGHTEST FAMILIARITY WITH, TELLING THE TALE OF ONE OF THE MOST ORIGINAL GANGSTERS PURSUED BY THE MAN THROUGH NO FAULT OF HIS OWN.” Wyatt heaves a long-suffering sigh and refrains from calling his erstwhile ally anything that would besmirch his own dignity, “JAVERT WAS A JAILOR MOST FOUL WHO PURSUED THE PROTAGONIST, JEAN VALJEAN, AFTER HE HAD WON HIS FREEDOM AND ESCAPED PRISON. IT WAS NOT BECAUSE JEAN WAS GUILTY OF ANY REAL CRIME, OR BECAUSE HE WAS A BAD PERSON, BUT BECAUSE JAVERT WAS SO SINGLE-MINDEDLY DEVOTED TO HIS OBEDIENCE TO THE LAW THAT HE COULD NOT CEASE HIS PURSUIT AND BUILD A HAPPY JEAN-FREE LIFE. SO LONG AS JEAN WAS FREE, HIS PURSUIT WOULD PERSIST. WITHOUT IT, HE HAD NO PURPOSE. NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND?”

“Not really.” McClintock shrugs with glorious disregard for such things, “I say we talk to them. It can't hurt to see what they want, and if the worst comes to it we smash their mecha and take their shit.”

Just then, all three receive a hail over the comms.

>[Accept]
>[Shoot the purple one before anything awful happens.]

>>1214432
>>[Shoot the purple one before anything awful happens.]
Shoot first ask questions later

>>1214432
>>[Accept]

>>1214432
I'm morally obligated to pick

>[Accept]

>>1214436
never change thunderbird

>>1214432
>>[Accept]
I can see McClintlock doing it just to dick with Wyatt.

>>1214432
>[Shoot the purple one before anything awful happens.]

I am disappoint when the most hot-headed fool on the team decides to talk.

>>1214131
Oh right, trying to make something in Gundam Breaker 3.

I'm guessing the Pumpkinseed is a not-Gyan, so what's the Palomino?

>>1214432
>[Shoot the purple one before anything awful happens.]
this fits this group I'd say.

>>1214432
>[Shoot the purple one before anything awful happens.]

>>1214432

>[Accept]

>>1214449

A Graze, but people's various customs look more Jeganesque because originally I used Jegans before realizing the Jegan is a much better visual reference for the Mustang.

>>1214432

>[Shoot the purple one before anything awful happens.]

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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>1214432
>1 Accept
>2 Shoot

>>1214432
>[Accept]
>[Then shoot after a few seconds of conversation for distraction]

>>1214432
>>[Accept]

>>1214462
Fug, no Graze parts on my end.

Anyway,
>[Accept]

Oh, and if the creator of the Libra is anywhere around, does Alexander have access to the beam bayonet using the regular CROWE?

>>1214484
I'm not him, but yes he does.

>>1214432
>[Shoot the purple one before anything awful happens.]

Ay tripfaggot here just strolling by.

Bitch with the heart eyepatch.

She a waifu in this quest or what?

>>1214579
Yes. It's a Harem.

>>1214432
>>1214402

Huh, is Mako Wong's entry?

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>>1214579

>>1214579
2/10 good bait is subtle.

>>1214579
... aren't you they guy who sometimes starts fake versions of other peoples quests? Or am I thinking of some other namefag?

>>1214588
>>1214587
>>1214585

I've heard one of the harem members in this quest is some bitch everyone hates and is only fuckbuddies with MC because she's such a hateful bitch.

Is eyepatch lady that waifu?

>>1214594
I've only done that once.

To magical girl noir quest

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Well, Buddyanon here. With the realization of what I've done, I decided to build Buddy in Gundam Breaker 3.

In the absence of Graze parts, since I don't have the DLC for it, here's a frankenstein of a Rick Dias, Break Dias, GM II, and a Gyan.

>>1214595
uh... no. not sure where that description came from except maybe the bait store.

>>1214595
That doesn't sound like any of them.

If your source of info is the General then you should probably find better sources.

>>1214133
>>1214241
Well I am a fan of traps...But he's not what I'd call the level of trap we've seen or girl-boy for that matter.

>>1214595
>>1214579

I suspect this is some sort of trick. After all, to know about the waifus you would probably know who the one with the heart eyepatch is. Shoo shoo, trickster.

>>1214595
>it's getting worse
Don't worry bud, you'll make it to being a good shitposter one day. Until then, keep trying.

>>1214610
I know literally nothing about this quest.

Tell me about girl with eyepatch pls

>>1214632
Why not just, read the quest?

>>1214632
Read quest archive, find out yourself.

>>1214637
>>1214642
Guys he's just shitposting. Ignore him.

>>1214632
Read the archive.

>In b4 it's too long

That just means you've got plenty of material to enjoy.

>>1214609
Have... To resist... The temptation to shitpost....

>>1214632
Seriously? This way worse than me.... Just read the archive already.

>>1214608
that General is 100% cancer. Feels like fucking /lit/ in there

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McClintock hits accept, and two voices immediately ring out over the comms.

“Troublesome fools! You may have caused some damage to the most worthless of my minions but I, CAPTAIN PIKE, will not be undone by the likes of you!” Booms a deep, male voice. Two compartments on the Morgan's back open up, and it draws a pair of long, needle-tipped mass lances with integrated cannons, “I took these from two of the Knights I shot down, I've grown to prefer them to the equipment I was originally assigned despite the cost of more thrusters to compensate for the added weight.” It spins the lances around its hands, deploying a hexagonal folding shield on a short sub-arm from its right wrist.

“If you say the line about the bull and the horns one more time I swear I'll shoot you. I fucking swear I will. I can hear how small your dick is.” Groans the second voice, female and a bit harsh, but young, “Now shut the fuck up. WYATT! You little shit! Give me back my mech!”

“SERGEANT YOU CAN'T THREATEN ME I'M A CAP-” The Morgan II goes flipping end over end as the purple Pumpkinseed Deuce performs a complicated movement with its thrusters and kicks it directly in the back of the head.

The silver Pumpkinseed II just watches the tourneygoers warily.

“Not under your command, fucko! I've got special orders. Wyatt, get back here or I SWEAR you're getting paddled! We're going home right now!” The purple Pumpkinseed jabs an authoritative finger at the Pharcyde.

“GENTLEMEN, SHE HAS ENTERED THE BLOODRAGE. KINDLY OPEN FIRE WHILE THEY ARE DISTRACTED.” Wyatt instructs.

>[Initiative! 1d10+7]

Rolled 2 + 7 (1d10 + 7)

>>1214656

Rolled 1 + 7 (1d10 + 7)

>>1214656

Rolled 1 + 7 (1d10 + 7)

welp, the shitposters using a trip so just filter that.

>>1214656

Rolled 4 + 7 (1d10 + 7)

>>1214656

>>1214658
>>1214662
>>1214664
Wow, good job.

Also, wish I could but it hides every post that's even slightly connected to them. It looks ugly.

>>1214637
>>1214642
>>1214653
>>1214654

I'm really just passably interested in this one character's look.

Does she show up early, late, recently?

>>1214664
can never make that damn thing work

>>1214656
Rolling...

>>1214658
>>1214662
>>1214664
>>1214668
Welp

Rolled 8 + 7 (1d10 + 7)

>>1214656
I swear Pike is a familiar name...

>>1214656
>"KINDLY OPEN FIRE WHILE THEY ARE DISTRACTED.”
Huh, Another follower of the path of Explosions it seems!

>>1214670
Soon, third arc I think.

Rolled 1 + 7 (1d10 + 7)

>>1214670
Early trick

>>1214656

Rolled 1 + 7 (1d10 + 7)

>>1214656

Rolled 8 + 7 (1d10 + 7)

>>1214672
And I screw it up again.

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>>1214670

>>1214678
>>1214677
>>1214664
>>1214662
man, not playing as Roarke sucks

>>1214670
If you're actually interested, she shows up early.

She's a Pop Singer turned Pirate Queen.

Rolled 8 + 7 (1d10 + 7)

>>1214656

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>>1214685
I mean, we megacrit two Paladins to death while not playing as Roarke.

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>>1214671
just highlight the trip, then click on the arrow at the end of the post number to and select filter selected text from the drop down, the trip should appear in the tripcode box, then just select the hide button next to it and save the setting.

>>1214691
excellent, that's going into the 4chan notepad

>>1214690
Thats because we played Amos, who's somehow Roarke+ when it comes to luck.

>>1214685
That, or the Dice Gods are displeased with Avatarfagging, especially when the avatar is someone else. Looking at you BRAnon.

In case this is the guy who makes fake quests, everyone do take note of my trip. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

>>1214670

On the off chance that you are not actually a shitposter, long ago there was one person who hated a particular waifu to an eerie degree, but it wasn't the one with the eyepatch. Fastest way to find out about her is to start from the very, very beginning.

Rolled 8, 2, 3, 7, 2, 10, 8, 7, 6, 10 = 63 (10d10)

>>1214702
we must sacrifice dice to appease them

>>1214697
Like I said earlier though, it hides anything connected to them. So it'll hide replies of replies of replies. You may miss something important if you just hide it.

Don't forget to refresh if you do it though. It won't work if you don't.

>>1214708
Do you catch a lot of shitposting?

Like this is an eerie amount of relatively unwarranted hostility.

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>>1214708
>long ago

Unfortunately, despite being distracted, they still act first.

This is a straight three-on-three, so you can input general orders about how you want to attack and versus who. I've got a quick thing to take care of and I'll be back in ten. For once, an inconvenience is convenient.

>>1214715
I believe it's because your reputation precedes you.

>>1214715
plus we have enough tripfags already

>>1214484
yes.

>>1214715
In Trick's defense he only took over Westeros quest because Velo was railroading and pretending to be an anon.

>>1214715

Eh, back on /tg/, sure. Plus there were a dedicated few people who were angry about various waifus, a namefag and some drawfags who got angry when there was a harem instead of invoking battles to the death.

I was more concerned by your name before I googled you and what seemed a lot like a baitpost, but I don't filter anyone regardless. People are being silly.

>>1214718
Hmmm. Missile the duel wielder, take him down, then nip the Deuces? He's got the highest damage likely, so removing him is important. If possible grenade their position and chip them a bit. The duece's shield would take the full hits, and it would weaken that limb enough.

>>1214719
>>1214722
>>1214724

So do you guys know him and can vouch for/against him or what?

>>1214711
weird, it doesn't hide replies of replies for me, hell I can still see his posts if I mouse over a link to them.

>>1214715
You had a contentious entry into the thread with a touchy subject seemingly phrased in a way meant to start waifu war shitposting.

that and the few times i've seen you about, the context has not been in your favor. I'm probably over reacting, been a bit of a shitty week.

>>1213620
Source on the blonde girl?

>>1214718
>Libra fire blast rounds at the one in the middle.
>Wyatt missile spam 10 Missiles at the Pumpkinseed II and then more ten at the middle one.
>Lightning starwind kicks the silver one and slice him up two times.
Hit them hard and hit them fast.

>>1214715
Breaking my word, but...

>shitposts as blatantly as possible
>admits to being a troll
I wonder why.

>>1214718
Wyatt and Grant focus Pike, McClinton either finishes him off or goes one of the Pumpkinseeds. Wyatt and Grant shoot whoever McFlintlock isn't attacking so Grant doesn't blast him to death.

>>1214739
He's a rampant annoying shitposter on /qtg/ and some other quests. Other than that, I don't think he's done anything terribly heinous.

>>1214730
>I googled you

what?

Did that work?

>>1214744
Maybe it's 4chanX thing then. When I hide a trip or ID, it hides everything related to it.

>>1214745
Guys, I think that now we're being raided by trips.

>>1214745
And thats Soma's old trip that got leaked

>>1214745
Get out you potato nigger.

>>1214745
ah fuck we're getting hit by shitposters, everyone brace for low quality bait.

>>1214745

Why are we getting two tripfags taking an interest in waifus simultaneously?

>>1214764
That's Soma's old trip that people found out. He's undeniably a troll.

>>1214747
Firing at the one in the middle will ablate the other two and probably screw him enough.
Wyatt can one shot two of them with crist if he burns luck enough.
Lightning has to act last and deal with anyone still alive, as he is limited to close range at could get caught in the blast.

>>1214764
Soma fucked off from his quest awhile back, and thats his old trip anyway, so I think its just a shitposter.

>>1214750

I have the upgraded Google with Original Tay assistant, of course it works.

>>1214764
Dude, just ignore them and continue on.

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Alright, that's enough hilarity.

Feed me 1d10+13s.

>>1214745
>>1214764

This is also TrickQM. He's a trolling shitposter.

The real Soma is dead after taking 6 math courses in one go.

Rolled 2 + 13 (1d10 + 13)

>>1214784

Rolled 9 + 13 (1d10 + 13)

>>1214784

Rolled 3 + 13 (1d10 + 13)

>>1214784
Wyatt
+4Luck

Rolled 10 + 13 (1d10 + 13)

>>1214784
Witness Me!

Rolled 8 + 13 (1d10 + 13)

>>1214784
This trolling is so bad it's honesty making me feel embarrassed for them.

Rolled 2 + 13 (1d10 + 13)

>>1214784
Aye. Fresh thread, fresh luck. +1

Rolled 9 + 13 (1d10 + 13)

>>1214784

Rolled 3 + 13 (1d10 + 13)

>>1214784

Rolled 9 + 13 (1d10 + 13)

>>1214784

Rolled 4 + 13 (1d10 + 13)

>>1214784
Your shitposting will never reach the level of BQ.

Rolled 4 + 13 (1d10 + 13)

>>1214784

>>1214791

That's not me.

>>1214801
The trolling is so bad because no one is trolling

>>1214808
>howdareyoustandwherehestood.bak

Rolled 10, 4, 6, 9, 9, 10 = 48 (6d10)

>>1214795
>>1214799
>>1214800
>>1214801
>>1214802
>>1214803


>>1214794

I'm sorry, Trick, I can't accept your roll. It would be bad luck to have your first roll in this thread be a 2. After all, there's nothing inherently bad about encouraging people to fight for their waifu.

>>1214755
>>1214756
>>1214759
>>1214763
>>1214764
>>1214791
Why are you so upset? I just want her name so I can jerk off to her later.

>>1214817
>>1214817
It was my second roll and both my rolls in this thread have been 2s

>>1214817
>momma stills doesn't take no shit

>>1214808
>>1214814

Tell me the story while we handle these dice.

>>1214817
..dear lord.

>>1214817
They are all at +13?

>>1214830
If one is going for capture, they may target limbs and take a penalty to hits. I think it's a -2 or -3.

>>1214810
On the off chance you aren't shitposting, welcome to MSPQ btw. We do have a tendency to be a bit aggressive towards namefags since we have/had a ton of them for a while.

>>1214819
Clementine.
heres a wiki page for her: http://overlordmaruyama.wikia.com/wiki/Clementine
that should give you all you need to find fap material.

>>1214826
I wasn't actually part of Banished Quest, but I've gone through the archives and the actual Soma spent more time shitposting/baiting in his own quest than running it. He was pretty good at it too, and still managed to make the quest entertaining to read, though it probably wasn't as fun actually being there.

The guy trolling now would be like if Benito Mussolini tried to tell people he was Caesar. Or a more modern example, Mike Pence trying to pass himself off as Trump.

>>1214837
I mean i'd understand a blanket ban on namefags but two of them got their rolls accepted while mine were rejected because there'd been some weird miscommunication here that frankly i don't understand

>>1214814
I don't get the quote.

>>1214826
Jesus. It's less a story and more a state of being. Some QMs persist in the face of overwhelming shitposting. Soma encouraged it.

> Chryssfags BTFO forever.

The waifu wars. Oh god. It was bad enough in-thread, but then BQ got an IRC.

> Fuck off Rob. Fucking die.

The IRC had namefags. It was a perfect example of why name and trip fags are fucking cancerous death to anything good.

> MFW we have a nigger-faggot AnCap tripfag in this quest, and of course he's a shitposter as well.

The IRC people divided into two camps, both of them terrible, and tried to co-ordinate in-thread voting to favour their waifu or even make terrible decisions resulting in the death of the MC.

Like the quest wasn't capable of doing that on its own.

> Nobody cared who I was until I put on the Mask.

> The Spice must Flow.

> Fuck this bar and everyone in it in particular.

> Let's bang the human.

> Put on the crown

And probably a bunch of other terrible Ideas I'm forgetting like

> Nuke the Pirate Base and kill VarVar

The TL;DR is Namefags should be excluded whenever possible.

>>1214817

Amazingly, Grant is fine, probably. I think Avalonian lances are the jobber weapon beamsabers stopped being after Amos showed up and started beheading Knights with one.

Roll a parry for Grant versus 23, add luck if you like.

>>1214850
>>1214846

Soma was perfectly willing to count joke votes or suggestions and write them straight up.

His players were more than willing to write them.

>>1214850
It's from Harry Potter, Harry got pissed at Snape getting to be the headmaster after Dumbledore died. I like it because the delivery was pretty hammy.

Rolled 3 + 13 (1d10 + 13)

>>1214851
Use 1 luck

Rolled 5 + 13 (1d10 + 13)

>>1214851
Add 2 luck

>>1214849

Dice have to get to know you before they start to like you. Thunderbird is an institution and BR is BR.

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>1214851

Rolled 6 + 13 (1d10 + 13)

>>1214851
Add 2 Luck

Rolled 5 + 13 (1d10 + 13)

>>1214851
add 2 luck

>>1214849
we've had those two forever, thunders been here since thread 1 and BR has been helping out organizing the tournament by checking the mechs anons have submitted.

>>1214854
That's why it was entertaining to read, but not experience.

Rolled 6 + 13 (1d10 + 13)

>>1214851
Three luck

>>1214849
Nah, Wong wasn't bullying you, he just entered that "I'll spare you of the bad destiny of begining with bad rolls by ignoring these and letting you roll again" state of mind in respect to your recent arrival.

Also two parries for Wyatt. Yes, even with his shield damaged. Fortunately these are basic Pumpkinseed IIs with regular beam rifles and not Gaunt rifles yet.

>>1214868
pffft. People just took it too seriously. It was more fun to play before everyone got invested.

People are little bitches when they don't have their "best of 3" rolling to let them win by rolling instead of actual planning or anything.

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>>1214850
>kill VarVar

Still salty about him going. Forever shall I be.

Rolled 8 + 13 (1d10 + 13)

>>1214879

>>1214850
how many times did the MC actually die in that quest? i was reading it in the archives like 2 years ago but stopped near the end of the Water temple training arc

>>1214869

Damn it man I was going to use that picture at some point.

>>1214854

To be fair it's not like I haven't sometimes done that. Samantha originally wasn't supposed to be a waifu, but the players recognized what was going on with her and went for it anyway and it all turned out well.

>>1214855

I've seen people unironically using that quote to describe Trump replacing Obama, so it's just hilarious to me.

Rolled 6 + 13 (1d10 + 13)

>>1214879
the luck is really weird tonight.

Rolled 8 + 13 (1d10 + 13)

>>1214879
Praise be to tiny buckler!

>>1214874

This, basically.

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>1214897
It's easy, just give up all hope and all will be well.

And if it isn't, well you didn't hope anyway so it doesn't matter.

>>1214861
>BR is BR
That's one way to say it.
Love you bb but Megumin is only barely better than Aqua.

>>1214882
Honestly even I got a little salty at how he did crits though. Like, on a nat 30 Mik got a small bonus to teaching and nature. On a nat 3? He literally dies and now the gods are going to hunt him down and murder him.

They totally should've killed the kid though. Guess that was another one of those IRC shitfests.

>>1214884
Wasn't he the dragon we raised after we stole his egg?

Rolled 3 + 13 (1d10 + 13)

>>1214907
the dice don't like quitters

Rolled 3, 3, 7 = 13 (3d10)

>>1214850
As the QM of that quest I can say the IRC was actually pretty good

>muh irc boogeyman

>>1214887
None?

That's why you specc into healing ASAP.

>>1214893
deleted it for ya, senpai.

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>>1214911
u wot?

>>1214893
Aye, Harry potter quotes have been popular ammongst those circles. Though considering Trump has made more progress than Obama in his first 100 days makes those lines feel comical. Apparently the debt went down 12 billion in the first month.

>>1214887
Just once, on a nat 3.

>>1214930
Polite request that we not get into political shit here? That's the sort of shit that instantly sets people off on both sides, and we don't need to drag the quest down with people getting throwing fits about who's poster boy is better.

>>1214925
>none
>faggot didn't even read the quest
top wew

Alright scalawags, nobody died yet, feed me 1d10+13s for YOUR attacks and do it with feeling!

Rolled 2 + 13 (1d10 + 13)

>>1214948
Fine, woo go team

Rolled 2 + 13 (1d10 + 13)

>>1214948

Rolled 5 + 13 (1d10 + 13)

>>1214948
>shining finger quote here

I still don't know who the hell we're fighting.

>>1214879
Wait, are they using the dinky 3K ones?

Rolled 4 + 13 (1d10 + 13)

>>1214948

Rolled 2 + 13 (1d10 + 13)

>>1214948
Ahh, what the hell. BURN EM DOWN! +1 luck for EXPLOSIVES!

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>>1214950
>>1214954
>>1214955
>>1214956
>>1214958
We don't have feeling apparently.

>>1214850
fuck off rob

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Rolled 7 + 13 (1d10 + 13)

>>1214948
dakka dakka dakka

I said with feeling. Try again. The dice absolutely hate you guys tonight.

I'll only take dice responding to this post.

Rolled 8 + 13 (1d10 + 13)

>>1214948

Rolled 10 + 13 (1d10 + 13)

>>1214965
The dice want the other combatants to get to shine by saving these three

Rolled 2 + 13 (1d10 + 13)

>>1214965

Rolled 2 + 13 (1d10 + 13)

>>1214965
This hand of mine glows with an awesome power!

Its burning grip tells me to defeat you!

TAKE THIS!

MY LOVE, MY ANGER, AND ALL OF MY SORROW!

SHINING FINGER!

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Rolled 9 + 13 (1d10 + 13)

>>1214965

Rolled 6 + 13 (1d10 + 13)

>>1214965
MAY THE DICE GODS BLESS ME!!

>>1214941
This isn't tg. Say what you will and with merit, not feelings. We have said worse in older threads and often so if commentary bothers you, I recommend hardening your skin or paying it no mention.

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>>1214917
Oi, as the QM I can call you a faggot.

>>1214850
The IRC wasn't THAT bad, I mean they did help save Mik from that whole "giant hole in reality, realm collapsing, grandmaster meditation" nonsense. Over all, I r8 5/8.

>>1214965
Sorry for shitposting in your thread senpai.

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>>1214965

DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!

>>1214977
>the dice gods know I copy pasta'd.

Rolled 5 + 13 (1d10 + 13)

>>1214965
A LITTLE BIT LOUDER NOW

>>1214971
Acceptable.

Rolled 5 + 13 (1d10 + 13)

>>1214965

Rolled 8 + 13 (1d10 + 13)

>>1214982
>>1214965
derp

Rolled 1 + 13 (1d10 + 13)

>>1214943
Pfft. That one time didn't count.

>>1214948

>>1214982

What the fuck did Lockon just do to Tieria in that picture?

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Rolled 1 + 13 (1d10 + 13)

>>1214965

>>1214981
Do you actually read this Soma?

>>1215002
No, I just have a sixth sense for when people are talking about the shit I wrote.

>>1214994
>rolling a 1 trying to tell me I'm wrong
nice try kiddo
>>1214981
hack fraud autistic pedphile pls go, the irc is the puppet master behind you it is known. After all we samefag all votes and do as we please with mik with no regards at all to anons, also we rape horses in Tennessee

Rolled 6, 3, 7, 8, 6, 3, 3 = 36 (7d10)

>>1214970
>>1214971
>>1214975
>>1214977
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>>1214979
>>1214984

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>>1215007
>hack fraud autistic pedphile pls go, the irc is the puppet master behind you it is known. After all we samefag all votes and do as we please with mik with no regards at all to anons, also we rape horses in Tennessee
That was one wild ride.

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>>1214910
>Thunderbird is an institution and BR is BR.
I swear I don't know what to think of it when you guys go "BR is BR", is this a compliment? an insult? How should I react!?

>>1214910
>Aqua
HOW DO YOU DARE COMPARE BEST GIRL WITH THE WORST GIRL!? I'M GOING TO EXPLODE YOU SO HARD FOR IT THAT WHAT IS LEFT OF YOUR MECH WILL HIT FAIRCHILD MANSION ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE SYSTEM!

>>1214998
I think he's gone a bit loopy after the whole 'Setsuna killed my girlfriend' thing.