Bumping.

>>1209596
>See about taking over Luxembourg!

You decide to look into possibly expanding to Luxembourg...

How do anons want to do this?

>Get the people in Luxembourg to desire to become part of your empire! It won't attract as much attention from NATO or other nations...
>Conquer it personally in your dragon form... Though this does have the habit of damaging the local economy and infrastructure.
>Send in the army!
>Maybe you can buy their land out... It shouldn't be too hard.
>Write-In

>>1210759
>Maybe you can buy their land out... It shouldn't be too hard

>>1210759
>Get the people in Luxembourg to desire to become part of your empire! It won't attract as much attention from NATO or other nations...

We really, really don't want our populace to rise up against us. What's there to rule if we've eaten/killed it all? We'll be no better than Fenrir at that point.

You think about either buying their land out, or getting the people in Luxembourg to want to join you.

It takes a few days, but you eventually hear your treasurer come back... The predicted cost is about 50$ Million, which is extremely expensive... It's only major resources is lumber, iron, and diamonds, surprisingly enough.

You could buy it out... Or see about trying to get the people there to love you... Though it might be a bit hard, as they're all a bit... Well, that mortal thing. Being terrified. Of you, specifically. You do have a feeling that NATO will rather dislike it if you force them to join too.

Treasury: 20 Million

What do anons?

>Start buying out Luxembourg... Start with the steel and move onto the timber and diamonds... (Cost: 10$ Million. Gain 0.5$ Million per month.)
>...Offer free Swedish television. You have animators making your next hit propoganda piec- You mean, family-friendly anime. (Cost: 4$ Million.)
>...When in doubt, appeal to religion. Maybe you can get a few missionaries to go there or something...
>...Send Frankizka. Maybe she can dominate the government?
>...Elizabeth. She's amazing at this "rational conversation" thing, though she might not like the Luxembourgers for being so... French.
>Send in a WMD. Renexizia. It's practically a warcrime though.
>Send Claw to do it. He can do it decently, if not by terrifying the entire population of being possibly absorbed into him or some fetish shit he's into.
>You know... Mom did want some slaves to help her make her new lair... (Mom will love it if you send her! Also, technically YOU can't get blamed for what your mom does.)
>Revenaris. He's rational, and tries his best to look past your shady parts.
>Write-In

>>1212263

>...Elizabeth. She's amazing at this "rational conversation" thing, though she might not like the Luxembourgers for being so... French
>Revenaris. He's rational, and tries his best to look past your shady parts.

Mother-son bonding activity, and he keeps Elizabeth's distaste of the French down (hopefully) by being nearby to prevent an excess of pent-up mothering.

>>1212263
>...Elizabeth. She's amazing at this "rational conversation" thing, though she might not like the Luxembourgers for being so... French.
>Revenaris. He's rational, and tries his best to look past your shady parts.

You decide to see if Liz is willing to go out... She seems a tiny bit annoyed, mostly because she's trying to get ready for her trip to England... She agrees eventually though, and you call up Revenaris.

"Dad?"

"Hey. It's me. You want to go out with your mom? She's going on a trip to Luxembourg. "

"Care if I ask why? I'm kind of busy here."

Actions

> What are you busy with anyways?
> Come on, your mom wants you...
> Fine, I'll go with her then.
It's just the standard. World conquest.
> Write In (Good Reasons may persuade him.)

>>1212311
>I'm sending you because I'm secretly concerned about sending just your mother to talk to french and people like them. She does not get along with them and I hope you can keep the peace.

>>1212314
This.

"I'm sending you because honestly, I'm a bit concerned about sending just your mom. She has a thing about french people and people like them, and doesn't really get along with them... So I need your help to keep the peace, ok?"

"Well... I guess I can. So, where at?"

"Luxembourg."

"Oh, right, right... I can do that, just give me a minute here..."

It takes a bit of time but eventually he comes back to confirm. Great... You decide to relax a bit, by watching some Gunsmoke...

You are now Elizabeth, and you are a bit annoyed at having to deal with the French yet again. Don't you deal with the French enough?

Of course, your dear son Revenaris wants to come, and your happy to oblige him... So of course, you need to schedule a meeting with the prime minister soon...

Actions

>...Schedule a meeting with a frenchman? Bah! You can just fly down and demand a meeting! (No rolling!)
>...Begrudingly schedule a meeting with the prime minister. (Roll to see if you can convince him!)
>Why talk to him? Just head to a news station and have them give you a personal interview or something. Dragons tend to get plenty of those.
>Write-In

>>1212384
>...Begrudingly schedule a meeting with the prime minister. (Roll to see if you can convince him!)

You decide to look into trying to convince the Prime Minister to accept a meeting... Of course, he may be a bit deluded he can get back into the good graces of getting the Germans or Americans to like him again...

You begin to call him up, and hear a rather-soft spoken man with a notable French accent answer the phone...

Roll me a 1d20+6 to see if you can get a meeting!

+3 if you can stress the importance of this meeting!
+2 if you can mention how your lovely son Revenaris is coming. (+1 if you can start lovingly talk about him a bit. +1 if you can mention coddling him quite a bit.)
+2 if you can try to conceal your distaste for the French. (+1 if you can be slightly threatening somehow.)

Autosuccess if everything happens!

Bumping.

One more bump anons.

Rolled 13 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1212427

Rolled 15 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1212427
>Hello good sir. I'm here to schedule a meeting regarding your future and the involvement of the empire. I can not stress the importance of this enough as I believe this is necessary for a peaceful relation between my husband and your people. So I would like to visit as well as bring my nice son Revenaris as well.

Sorry about the long delay anons, I had work to do. Should be able to post for much longer.

You tell the minister why your going down, and hide your contempt.
So of course, you take off to Germany to see Revenaris...

Of course, you may of been cleared for travel, but no doubt the Germans are a bit suspicious.

Roll me a 1d20+5 for how well this goes.

+3 if Elizabeth can think of a way to be unthreatening or hide from people on the ground.
+2 if Elizabeth can think of all those motherly things she can do with Revenaris. +1 if she can think of cute dragon things Revenaris might of done while he wa's younger.
+1 if you can think how devestated Revenaris would be if he heard Renexizious is married to other people. You'd be a laughing stock!

If everything happens, you won't have any problems flying to Luxembourg.

Rolled 12 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1213576

Rolled 2 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1213576
Just fly and use clouds for cover when necessary.
It's EZ PZ.

If anons want to do another bonus, you can get a success.

>>1213680
>Liz doesn't even know Revenaris is going for polygamy
Heh.

Well we can take him out to go shopping for clothes.
Go visit tourist traps.
Read stories is always a good staple.


Oh yeah and three months passed right?
Isn't our rocketship done?

>>1213709
A month away, then it's done.

You fly over the cloud layer, and think loving thoughts about Revenaris...

After a bit you see him, land near him, and take him with you to the French. Of course, he seems a bit... Shocked to see you, but you fly on anyways...

So anyways anons, I forgot to give Elizabeth an upgrade last session. What do?

>Stable Mutation
>Unstable Mutation
>Ultra Unstable Mutation
>Upgrade Mutation

>>1213814
>Stable Mutation

>>1213814
>Stable Mutation

You decide to do a stable mutation.

Choose one anons.

>Acidic Blood (Elizabeth's blood is slightly acidic!)
>Enhanced Digestion (Elizabeth can nom most things within reason!)
>Sticky Fire (Elizabeth's fire breath can stick to clothes, water, and flesh, making it semi-like napalm!)
>Prehensile Tail (+1 Agility)
>Kind-Hearted (Elizabeth enjoys being nice to people and typically gets happier via being nice and kind, and goes out of her way to make people happy.)
>Goring Horns (Elizabeth's half-dragon and dragon form horns become powerful enough to attack with, and gore enemies with.)
>Choose a different mutation, such as going unstable or ultra unstable!

>>1213974
>Sticky Fire (Elizabeth's fire breath can stick to clothes, water, and flesh, making it semi-like napalm!)

>>1213974
>Sticky Fire (Elizabeth's fire breath can stick to clothes, water, and flesh, making it semi-like napalm!)

Elizabeth's fire breath is now more powerful!

You fly towards Luxembourg, and after a bit you think you see the small quaint city in it...
How should you do your first impression anons?

>Dragon form, and land right in front of the palace. No need to be late, and hopefully everyone gets the idea that messing with you is a bad one.
>...Half-dragon form. It's the most comfortable form, and won't scare people as much.
>Human form. No need to draw attention... Hopefully.
>Write-in

>>1214020
>...Half-dragon form. It's the most comfortable form, and won't scare people as much.

>>1214020
>Human form. No need to draw attention... Hopefully.

Do anons want to decide quickly or want me to just roll for it?

>>1214053
The latter

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Half-Dragon Form
2=Human Form

You decide to shift to your more comfortable half-dragon form...

Of course, this may attract some fans or attention... Hopefully no fans. Hopefully.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if Elizabeth can be on time for the meeting and not interrupted by fans wanting her autograph or to meet her, etc...

+3 if Elizabeth can think of a way to avoid attention while in her half-dragon form.
+2 if Elizabeth can try to sweetly talk to Revenaris about... Things. Try to bond, really!
+2 if Elizabeth can think on how to deal with any potential fanboys (or fangirls) trying to talk to her, etc.
+1 if Elizabeth can be excited at her fame.
+1 if Gwynevere can try to reason to herself why she shouldn't show off a bit.

If everything happens, you'll be on time and Elizabeth won't get distracted by hating the French or anything like that.

Rolled 19 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1214169

Rolled 19 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1214169
huh.
So she's well known in this form.
Gotta remember not to walk around everywhere in half dragon form if we want to avoid getting annoyed.

19+5=24

Great Success!

You manage to escape notice and get to the meeting ahead of time... Of course, the Prime Minister of Luxembourg has kindly decided to give you some pastries and venison and talk to you and your son... Revenaris urges you to eat at least a bit of this... French food, which you begrudgingly do.

What will you push for anons?

>Push for complete annexation!
>Push for vassalization!
>Push for an alliance!
>Push for them becoming a protectorate of your country!
>Well, just see about trying to get along, that's all really.
>Write-In

>>1214298
>Push for complete annexation!

>>1214298
>Push for complete annexation!

"We are truly honored to have you here today, Queen Elizabeth. How is your religieuses?"

You hesitate from admitting that they're quite delicious, not to mention the tarte tatin... Though the wine does leave a bit to be desired...
You would never admit it's better then British wine.

You quickly regain your resolve though and turn to the Prime Minister.

"Oh, it's... Delightful. How is it, Revenaris?"

"I mean, it's uh... Good. Yeah. Can we have some more?" He says. He seems to be a bit smitten on it.

"But of course!"

"Oh, jolly well done, I must say... Well, Minister... How about we turn our attention to the complete annexation of your little country by England and Sweden here in a minute?" You say as politely as you can to the french baboon...

"Excuse me, mad'am?"

"Hm? Oh, nothing dear. Could you pass more wine?"

Some more delicious wine comes forth, and you think on how to properly address this...

Actions

>Subtly drop some hints and mentions on how advantageous it would be to join England and Sweden.
>Just be merry until you get to the official business. No need to rush things!
>Maybe you should give a much more powerful hint. A bit of a more rough tone and a stern look can go a long ways to the cowardly french!
>...Converse to the Prime Minister about how glorious Great Britain is, and the advantageous he'll have if he joins...
>Talk about Revenaris a bit. The minister is a father, and your a mother. No doubt some embarrassing childhood stories about Revenaris will cheer things up!
>Write-In

>>1214390
>Subtly drop some hints and mentions on how advantageous it would be to join England and Sweden.

Wait aren't we trying to annex Luxembourg into the swedish empire?
I know we're allies with the brits but why join england and sweden?
Wouldn't it be just sweden?

>>1214461
It technically will join with Sweden, but Elizabeth believes it's a sort of union.

>>1214524
Oh.
Okay.

Also Italian food>French food>British food. The one truth on food.

You decide to drop some hints.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to drop hints anons.

+3 if you can mention how great it would be to serve Britain and Sweden.
+3 if you can use your assets a bit.
+2 if you can mention how his country would fair under the benevolent rule of dragons.
+2 if you can be maternal while trying to make small talk about other things. (+1 if you can slightly embarrass Revenaris.)

If everything happens, the Minister will be a bit more convinced of your arguments.

Rolled 4 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1214647
>I can promise your people great prosperity serving under us. Simply put we're moving into a brighter more advanced future and we wish for you to join us and serve under our benevolence.

Allowing samefagging if you can give some more hints.

Rolled 10 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1214704
>With all the ways things are changing I wonder what side you will be one. I do hope it's with us. I think we could all benefit greatly if you did so. Serving us would be great. For us and of course you. If only.

I just realized.
What if we used renexium to make LCD TVs

Rolled 11 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1214704
>You know we were thinking about expanding soon. I recently heard about your falling out with the UN. A shame. maybe you can find others to work for though? More powerful masters?

We could make small talk about our children.
And how revenaris still likes to be read stories.

Well, if anons want to get a success, use your assets.

>>1214779
Just cross our arms under our bust and try to look professional.

11+16=27

Success!

"Oh, I can promise your people great prosperity serving under us. Simply put we're moving into a brighter more advanced future and we wish for you to join us and serve under our benevolence... With all the ways things are changing I wonder what side you will be one. I do hope it's with us. I think we could all benefit greatly if you did so. Serving us would be great. For us and of course you. If only you would..."

"Erh..."

"Oh, don't worry dear. You know we were thinking about expanding soon. I recently heard about your falling out with the UN. A shame. maybe you can find others to work for though? More powerful masters?"

"The United Nations are not Luxembourg's masters..." He says. He clearly doesn't believe this though, and you just cross your arms.

"Well, to be fair your country is the size of fifty miles or so. I wouldn't be surprised if a single tank could take over. Knowing you frenchmen, you'd just surrender at the first sight of one."

"Erh..."

"Oh, my apologizes. That came off more rude then I expected! But anyways, about my kids, I do love them so..."

"Yes... You erh, talked about them two times before no-"

"Dear heavens! Have some manners, frenchman! It is impolite in England to interrupt a lady!"

"My apologies..."

"Good! But anyways, I was thinking about maybe reading Revenaris a cute book Renexizious found... Oh, Lord of the Rings I believe?"

"Mom..." He shuffles uncomfortable.

"Oh come on dear! It's perfectly fine for people your age to want to be around their parents!"

"Erh..." The minister seems clearly uncomfortable.

"Mom, can you not? Please?"

You smile and twist your head slightly. So adorable.

"Oh, that reminds me of when you were only a few days old! You know, I have a few photos of you floating around, I should really find them... So adorable when you tried to make a pillow fort in your dad's treasury..." You remember... God, those were the days...

"Mom..." He clearly seems embarrassed.

"Come on. I'll read you a story when we get home, ok? You love those... Besides, I miss you. You should really visit more often."

The minister and your son are quite uncomfortable... Hm.

After a bit more eating you turn back to talking about possibly just letting his country become part of Sweden...

Roll me a 1d20+6 to gain more ground!

+3 if you can embarrass Revenaris extremely. (+2 if you can defend him reading stories with his mom. +1 if you can mention other very maternal activities to do later.)
+3 if you can continue to bring up how great it is working for England and Renexizious and the advantages that brings. (+1 if you can bring in the threat of possibly being nommed. But remain slightly maternal and caring.)
+1 if Elizabeth can of course, comment on the frenchman's rather rude behavior about interrupting her talking about her children! (+1 if she can be a bit offended and annoyed. +1 if she can go back to talking about them.)

If everything is done, it'll be an autosuccess.

Rolled 5 + 18 (1d20 + 18)

>>1214913
>I don't know why your so embarrased. Wanting to spend time with your family is perfectly acceptable. Why you enjoyed me reading stories to you while you were on my lap basically. You know I think you could do with more clothes. We should visit a store later.

>Anyways as I was saying working with me and my dear husband will most certainly guarantee your peoples safety as well as improve their standard of living. Simply put we're more capable. Though please decide quickly as my husband can be a bit impatient. And very hungry.

>And please try not to interrupt me again. I would like it if we both tried to refrain from rude behavior. Honestly. You should be more well behaved. Like my children...

"Honestly, I have no idea why you get embarrased about these sort of things! Wanting to spend time with your family is perfectly acceptable! You even enjoyed me reading stories while you were on my lap... And you know, those clothes seem a bit small on you... Why don't we stop at a clothes store on our way back?"

He just sighs, and you give him a kiss.

"Oh, come on now. I even made you lunch. Now, anyways Minister... Working with me and my dear husband will most certainly guarantee your peoples safety as well as improve their standard of living. Simply put we're more capable. Though please decide quickly as my husband can be a bit impatient. And very hungry... And please try not to interrupt me again. I would like it if we both tried to refrain from rude behavior. Honestly. You should be more well behaved. Like my children, for example."

You give another motherly kiss to Revenaris who seems quite embarrassed... The minister seems very convinced, and eager to leave, and seems to be wisely considering your words... It shouldn't be too much more to convince him...

Roll me a 1d20+7 to finish him off.

+3 if you can maternally appeal to him not wanting to get eaten by your husband, or held liable if your husband does try to eat Luxembourg, and why he should just hand the country over.
+2 if you can embarrass Revenaris to the maximum. (+1 if you can do a maternal action to him. +1 if you can worry how bad it would be to break the news that Renexizious is polygamous.)
+2 if you can think how happy Renexizious would be at hearing Luxembourg's under his control.

If everything happens, it'll be an autosuccess, and the minister will be willing to let you take over.
If you can go above and beyond with the bonuses, act very gentle and motherlike even to the minister and think of ways to do mother-son bonding, along with using your assets, it'll be a critical autosuccess and the minister will try to make it easier to annex Luxembourg and soften the civilian dislike of you and put in a good word for Renexizious in the UN.

>>1215127
Hug revenaris?
Not a normal one.
But one where parents havethe childs head against their chest.
And yeah
Revenaris definitely wouldn't be able to handle that news.
heh.

>Listen I'd rather ren didn't come stomping through and eating everyone alright. I'd rather we settle this peacefully.
Walk up to him.
Pat him on the head and give him an award winning smile.
Then put our hand on our chest.
>So think about it all right. It's for the best of everyone.

We could visit a concerto.
Or take him to a playground.
Or a amusement park.

"Oh, come on..."

You give him a very caring motherly hug, patting him gently on the back. He settles down into it after a minute.

"Oh, dear? Could you rather just surrender your realm? I'd rather my dear husband didn't just come stomping in through and eating everyone, ok? I want to settle this peacefully..."

You give him a kind, award winning smile, putting your hand on your chest where Revenaris is.

"Please? It's for the best of everyone."

He sighs, knowing he has little to no power to really influence this... He seems willing to hand over control so long as Luxembourg remains the same as it always has been, and with little to no changes.

Hm...

Actions

>Agree. It's free land after all!
>...Press a bit more. You'd rather your husband not held to this.
>Of course! And leave the minister in charge of Luxembourg. It's not too important, really.
>Write-In

>>1215232
>Write-In
Don't promise that there won't be changes but do promise we'll talk to him regarding any major changes before thinking of implementing them.

You decide to not promise there won't be changes, but you do promise that you'll talk to him regarding major changes. He doesn't seem to sure on this, and mentions how it would be a rubber stamp position...

Actions

>Yield to his point of view and promise to change nothing!
>...Press harder!
>...You can always find a replacement for him. He might want to learn this early.
>Try to reassure him it's not a rubber-stamp position?
>Write-In

>>1215250
And leave the current minister in charge. If he's capable, there's no sense in disposing of him.

>>1215287
Yeah good point
>>1215285
>Write-in
Also bring up he can stay here to micro manage everything and keep a more detailed eye on the place for us.

Basically he'd be our advisor, governor, watcher of Luxembourg so we don't make any fuck ups or dangerous unreasonable changes.

>>1215285
Bleh, was about a minute too late on last one.
>Try to reassure him it's not a rubber-stamp position?

Mostly it would be about which changes would be best to implement from the view of a native Luxembourgian, with advice on how to make any transitions as smooth as possible. Sort of a combination advisor/minister role.

You mention how he'll remain the governor of Luxembourg and as the advisor there. He seems a bit nervous, but he'll get used to ruling in you and Renexizious's name.

You have technically conquered Luxembourg!

You have gained +1.5$ Million in revenue!

Of course, with that done you bid farewell, and prepare to leave...

You know... You did kind of want to come out here and bond a bit with Revenaris... How can he be embarrased of his own mother?
Not to mention you have to bring up that... Polygamy thing... God, it would be so hard for him! Not to mention having to bring up how you'll be giving him more siblings... Oh, that's certainly awkward...
Not to even begin with your second head! Who's in love with a minotaur!

You honestly consider if it's worth it at this point.

Actions

>...You know, you shouldn't stress out about this, and just head home...
>Maybe you should take Revenaris out and break the news... Oh, he'll be so heartbroken...
>...Wasn't there something you read in the newspapers? About a "Disneyland?" Your kids love it... Maybe you can see about organizing a vacation or something...
>...Your way too busy to be trying to bond with your kids! Maybe you should see about just breaking the news to him right now.
>Write-In

>>1215338
>Maybe you should take Revenaris out and break the news... Oh, he'll be so heartbroken...
NO
NEVER DISNEYLAND
IT IS A PLACE OF PAIN AND SUFFERING.

>>1215338
>Maybe you should take Revenaris out and break the news... Oh, he'll be so heartbroken...

Be as sweet and motherly as you can while explaining that sometimes, when Mommies and Daddies grow heads with their own unique and special personalities, those personalities sometimes lead us to stray as they form their own attachments to other people. Sometimes, Daddies can stray for a couple of wives, but eventually take back control of their lives and refuse to take on anymore, but still do the right thing by loving and supporting their other head's loved ones as their own.

>>1215344
Why?

You walk out of the ministry...

"Mom?"

"What is it?"

"Why the hell were you embarrasing me so much? I mean, I get you like having me around, but not in public like that mom... Seriously! It's weird..."

"Did I do something wrong?"

"I mean... You just kinda were... I mean, I love you and all, but I want some personal space please... And did you really have to talk about how you still read stories to me?"

"...Well..."

"Mom... I'm basically an adult... It's degrading."

"...Well... We'll talk about this on the flight back, ok? But I have something important to tell you, ok?"

What do anons?

>Just bring up Renexizious's affairs casually... Hopefully he'll think everything's normal and fine...
>...You should be as motherly as humanly possibly. You don't want Revenaris to cry or be emotional or worry about the family...
>...Mention how everything will go back to normal soon, as soon as his father... Matures a bit...
>Write-In for describing and comforting Revenaris. (If you do this, you may gain a large opinion bonus and maybe a free mutation upgrade if you do it amazingly in-depth.)

>>1215382
It's a ton of walking and waiting in long lines.
Tbh it's not worth the trip.
The best part of disneyland is leaving for me.
>Write-In for describing and comforting Revenaris. (If you do this, you may gain a large opinion bonus and maybe a free mutation upgrade if you do it amazingly in-depth.)

This >>1215372

Eeeh. Be more indepth. Just to add some challenge to it. I like it otherwise.

>>1215382
>Write-In for describing and comforting Revenaris. (If you do this, you may gain a large opinion bonus and maybe a free mutation upgrade if you do it amazingly in-depth.)

Sweetie, my precious little pudding pop, I need to tell you something, and I want you to know that your father and I love you very much, and we hope that when this news is broken to you, you will still love us just as much as we do you.

This story starts out a while ago. You see, dragons evolve and change very rapidly, and sometimes, these changes are physical. Your father, has grown additional heads, two of them by now. I have grown one as well. It's...perfectly normal, for a growing dragon to change this way, but our extra heads are sentient beings, with their own personalities and free will.

A while ago, shortly after your father first grew his second head, I was called back to England to handle some issues that had cropped up, as a proper head of state is needed to do. I was gone, for a long while, and your father went to Greece to deal with some issue that had cropped up there. It was there, that his second head, with its own unique and special personality, fell in love with a minotauress, and pressured your father to take it back as a wife to him. Your father, incredibly lonely without me, was easily convinced by his second head to do this, and it knew exactly what to say to him to see it done. This started some kind of rivalry between him and his other head, and your father took on a French...like citizen *stated through gritted teeth* as a second wife, to prove himself superior to his second head.

Now, sweetie, please don't take this the wrong way. The feelings our second heads have are very strong, mine also encourages me to take on another lover, and it is only by virtue of proper breeding and an incredible amount of British fortitude that I am able to resist its calls. Your father, bereft of both these things, had no chance, none at all. But he is doing better. He is doing the upright, honorable thing by honoring his commitments to all three of us, as best as he knows how, and never stops being a loving, thoughtful partner. He knows how I feel about having more wives than just me, and has grown and matured enough to realize that I am enough woman for him, but cannot bring himself to cast out those poor women who's only fault lies in trusting his word, and agreeing to be his, when he made such an offer in the pits of loneliness and despair.

Please, Revenaris, do not hate your father for his moment of weakness. He still loves you and me very much, and I still love him and you very much. What do you say, sweetie?

>>1215433
Well >>1215447
I can't top this.

>>1215458

Lurker-anon feels atypically prose-y tonight!

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>>1215447
When an anons write-fag is so good you feel jealous.


"Sweetie, my precious little pudding pop, I need to tell you something, and I want you to know that your father and I love you very much, and we hope that when this news is broken to you, you will still love us just as much as we do you..."

"What is it?"

"Well, this story starts out a while ago. You see, dragons evolve and change very rapidly, and sometimes, these changes are physical. Your father, has grown additional heads, two of them by now. I have grown one as well. It's...perfectly normal, for a growing dragon to change this way, but our extra heads are sentient beings, with their own personalities and free will..."

"I erh, I hea-"

"So, a while ago, shortly after your father first grew his second head, I was called back to England to handle some issues that had cropped up, as a proper head of state is needed to do. I was gone, for a long while, and your father went to Greece to deal with some issue that had cropped up there. It was there, that his second head, with its own unique and special personality, fell in love with a... Minotauress, and pressured your father to take it back as a wife to him. Your father, incredibly lonely without me, was easily convinced by his second head to do this, and it knew exactly what to say to him to see it done. This started some kind of rivalry between him and his other head, and your father took on a French...like citizen *stated through gritted teeth* as a second wife, to prove himself superior to his second head..." You say this quite bitterly, but continue on.

"I erh, I also hea-"

"Now, sweetie, please don't take this the wrong way. The feelings our second heads have are very strong, mine also encourages me to take on another lover, and it is only by virtue of proper breeding and an incredible amount of British fortitude that I am able to resist its calls. Your father, bereft of both these things, had no chance, none at all. But he is doing better. He is doing the upright, honorable thing by honoring his commitments to all three of us, as best as he knows how, and never stops being a loving, thoughtful partner. He knows how I feel about having more wives than just me, and has grown and matured enough to realize that I am enough woman for him, but cannot bring himself to cast out those poor women who's only fault lies in trusting his word, and agreeing to be his, when he made such an offer in the pits of loneliness and despair..."

"Yeah, ok mo-"

"Please, Revenaris, do not hate your father for his moment of weakness. He still loves you and me very much, and I still love him and you very much. What do you say, sweetie?"

You finish up, and try to swallow as much air as possible... Your lungs were starting to hurt from talking that much.

"You uh... You know that I already know that, right?"

...What.

"How?!" You say, a bit shocked.

Continued.

Continued.

"Well uh... I mean, dad told me. Then I kind of met his wives... I mean, they seem nice enough... And I mean, yeah... I have three girlfriends, I kind of understand..."

"What?! You have three girlfriends?"

"Well... I kind of didn't want to bring this up, but yeah..."

"Who are they? Why haven't you told me?"

"Well... I mean, one's an elf... Another one's a really cute Orc who pretends to not like me... Oh, and a yuan-ti. She's really clingy, you know? Half of the time I barely get out of bed because of her tendency to wrap my legs..."

"Why the bloody hell do you have three girlfriends?"

More importantly, why couldn't they be human or just elven or something!

I know, right? What's with our kids and wanting to get other races as partners?!

It's absolutely barbaric! Next thing you know they'll be marrying Africans!

God, I would have a stroke if that ever happened! Let alone a Frenchwoman or man!

Or what if one of them was homosexual?

Your fears pile up, and up...

"I-I see... Why?"

"I mean... I can't possibly choose between them... I uh, well... This is awkward."

You kind of stammer for a minute, trying to find the proper word to say.

"...Why the bloody hell..." You mutter out.

"Sorry... I mean... I uh... I kind of thought it was cool for dad to be doing it..."

Oh, great. Of course Renexizious influenced the kids by making polygamy look cool... Now Revenaris is into it... Then again, he's always been looking for his father's approval... Not really your approval...

You finally get over the shock.

"I... Well... I mean... It's good we had this conversation..." You attempt to say.

"Yeah..."

"...I well... I just want you to know that your dad and I are getting along, ok?"

"Yeah... I erh... Can I go now?" He says.

"Why?"

"I mean... I'm just saying..." He says, a little awkwardly.

"I don't know... Well... I just want to make sure you don't hold it against your father or me for... Having the problem of liking other people..."

"I mean, I uh... I don't mind... But you like other people besides dad? I mean... I'm kind of shocked, you know?"

Actions

>I don't like someone else, ok? It's my second head doing that!
>...Well... I erh... Why don't we just go home?
>It's good we had this talk... I wasn't hoping it would be this awkward...
>...I need a drink... This is what bars were invented for...
>...Let's just say that some day your father will go back to just me and him, ok?
>Write-In

>>1215509
>I don't like someone else, ok? It's my second head doing that!

>>1215509
>I don't like someone else, ok? It's my second head doing that!
>It's good we had this talk... I wasn't hoping it would be this awkward...

"I don't like someone else, ok? It's my second head doing that, alright? And in all honesty, it's good we had this talk, I wasn't expecting it to be this awkward."

"I mean... Thanks for telling me... I uh, I guess it would of been hard... But I mean, why do you let dad have other wives?"

"...Well... I think over time he'll go back to me... I don't want to force him, and spite him, alright? And besides, the minotaur one isn't that bad, if a bit... Exotic, so to speak."

"Oh."

"I erh... Listen, I love you... But you can be really, really clingy to me at times. And I'm not using the word lightly... I'm sorry for being a bit pissed off at you, but you kinda you know... Embarrass me a lot."

"Oh, come on...."

He sighs.

"Well... Uh... So you have a second head who likes someone?"

"Yes, technically so..."

"I mean... Well, who?" He seems to be trying his best to get off topic.

Actions

>...She promised me not to tell, I'm sorry...
>Oh... This may be a bit scandalous... But Chrysoula, in fact.
>...I think it'll be a surprise...
>...Erh... Is there anything about my children that they've neglected to tell me about?
>Write-in

>>1215541
Jesus, I'm exhausted. I mean for the sixth line to be about Revenaris.

>>1215541

>...She promised me not to tell, I'm sorry...

>>1215541
>...She promised me not to tell, I'm sorry...
>Write-in
I'm sorry if you find it my affections embarrassing sweetie, it's just that I love you and all of your siblings so much, if I don't let it out it becomes a pressure that just builds and builds. Being able to use stories of my baby's adorable pasts to convince heads of state to see that I truly am the best mother figure for their nations is just a delightful bonus!

"She promised me not to tell. Sorry.. And I'm sorry if you find affections embarrassing sweetie... I Just love you and your siblings oh so much... If I don't let it out, it just becomes a pressure that builds and builds.. Being able to use stories of my baby's adorable past to convince head of states is just an amazing bonus!"

"Did you have to bring up the pillow fort?"

You smile fondly.

"Yes. I did."

He sighs, and rests his head on your chest's.

"I love you too mom."

"I do too."

You let him hug you for a minute before having to move on...

"So... Why do you have to let all your motherly energy out? I mean, I doubt it works like that... And what's with you being so motherly towards the minister? I mean, I'm just curious...

Actions

>That's private sweetie...
>...Come on, why don't I read you a story or something when I get home?
>How can I contain myself when my cute dragon child is next to me? Oh, your so cute with your little tail and eyes...
>...Well, people love children...
>Write-In

>>1215564
>How can I contain myself when my cute dragon child is next to me? Oh, your so cute with your little tail and eyes...
>...Come on, why don't I read you a story or something when I get home?

>>1215564
>How can I contain myself when my cute dragon child is next to me? Oh, your so cute with your little tail and eyes...
>...Come on, why don't I read you a story or something when I get home?
>Write-In
I'll even go see if I can get that butter cookie recipe from your grandma, you like her butter cookies, right?

"Oh come on. How can I control myself around ny little baby? With adorable little eyes and cute tail..."

"Mom..." He says, a bit flattered....

"Come on, I'll even make you some delicious cookies, alright? Oh, and a story!"

He seems quite flattered and happy.

"Well, I mean thanks mom."

You give him a kiss and hug.

"Mom? Why have you been acting so maternal anyways? To everyone?"

The final question. ..

Actions

> Do some more maternal things!
> Oh, I'll tell you one day...
> Why not?
>Come up with an excuse...

Also, want to ask before I go to bed, GM, was my write-fag good enough for the opinion boost and mutation?

>>1215719
> Do some more maternal things!

Oh, and when story and snacktime is over, we'll go clothes shopping and find you some dapper new clothes to match your beautiful, shiny scales! You've been taking such good care of them, you must be bathing regularly and everything, like a good boy. I raised you so well, I just wish there had been more time, before you got so big you didn't need your mommy anymore...*wistful sigh*

>>1215727
It was indeed.

>>1215719
> Do some more maternal things!
this >>1215730

You talk a bit more about clothes to your child and even stop by a clothes store on your way back, getting him more clothes and a nice sweater...

Elizabeth has upgraded.

Choose a mutation to upgrade

> Sticky Fire
> Second Head
> Ice Breath
> Ice Aura
> Assets (One more upgrade until maxed out.)
> Hoarder

>>1215745
> Ice Breath

Elizabeth's ice breath is now capable of freezing water, flesh, and freezing metal over!

Of course Elizabeth comes back home and Revenaris...
Elizabeth comes to you with the idea of throwing Charlemagne a coming home party to celebrate his return...

Actions

> There's more important matters.
> Sure. This could be fun...
> Well... He does have a bit of TODD. Maybe not.
> Think of another way to celebrate his return?
> write In

>>1215762
> Sure. This could be fun...
Yea.
We can call Viktor too.
both for important matters and so he can come and be here for the party.

You decide to set up a party for Charlemagne.

Of course, you should decide how much of a celebration it will be...

Actions

> Declare a national holiday and a few parades done in his honor!
> Invite the entire family to a party....
> Just a small party of you, Scans, and Elizabeth.
> Write In

>>1215769
> Invite the entire family to a party....

>Scans
Who is this?

>>1215769
Fucking love me some autocorrect.

*Svana

You decide to do a family celebration. ..

You begin to prepare for it.

Roll me a 1d20+4 anons.

+3 if you can think on what Charlemagne would like to eat on hos return.
+2 of you can give reasons to your kiddos to go to the Larry.
+2 if Elizabeth can plan out something maternal. ..
2 if Ren can think aboutif he's proud of his son and how to show it.

Rolled 16 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1215774
>Larry
heh
>hos
heheh


He's a nationalist fire dragon.
Swedish food cooked piping hot.

And tell the kids it's a chance for good food and to meet their older sibling charlemagne.

Ill be back in a bit anons.

16+9=25

Success!

It takes you a while to prepare for Charlemagne's return and set up a rather fancy party, and of course, you wait for responses from your family members, which should take a week.

The next thing you hear about is the animators finishing up the character design... Of course, the animators are more than eager to talk to your wives and you... They of course do have a few questions for you...

They present to you a few character designs and are curious if you wanted to put any input in...

Actions

>Leave it entirely up to the animators! (May have good or bad results!)
>You should look over their character designs for what would be appropriate characters...
>...Mikhail would love helping you, and you haven't seen him for a while. You should probably see if he wants to help.
>Get Elizabeth to do it for you. (Will tend to be more family friendly and censored!)
>Write-In

>>1215829
>...Mikhail would love helping you, and you haven't seen him for a while. You should probably see if he wants to help.
>You should look over their character designs for what would be appropriate characters...


>Anime
>Family friendly
Pick one.

You go to see if Mikhal is willing to help you...

You head down to his mother's room, and run into the door lock... Knowing better to knock, you decide to ask a servant where he is... Apparently his mother and him got into an argument about something he read or something like that, and he's just out in the gardens...

You go out to find him and he seems a bit rebellious, brooding a bit... So you go up to him, and sit next to him...

"Hey son. Want to help me look over character designs? It'll be fun."

"Dad, I'm kind of... Well..."

"Brooding?"

"A little, I guess... I'm not in the mood dad."

"I see."

"...Can we do it later?" He says....

Actions

>...Would you care if I ask what you and your mother got into an argument about? I heard you got into one.
>Yeah, I understand...
>Come on. We haven't hanged out for a long time. It'll be fun...
>...If you want we can go out, get some food, look over the character designs...
>Well... I'll just get your grandmother to cheer you up...
>Write-In

>>1215849

>...Would you care if I ask what you and your mother got into an argument about? I heard you got into one.

"So, would you are if I ask what you and your mother got into an argument about? I heard you got into one..."

"It's not important dad, and it's a bit personal... I'd rather talk about something else."

Hm. He doesn't really want to talk about it...

Actions.

>Lean off a bit. If it's personal, it isn't your business!
>Come on, I'm your father. You can tell me anything.
>If you want, I can just go ask your mother...
>Write-In

>>1215855
>Come on, I'm your father. You can tell me anything.

"Come on, I'm your dad. You can tell me anything."

Roll me a 1d20+6 to see if you can pry a bit into his personal life.

+3 if you can try to be a caring and loving father.
+2 if you can mention how much fun it would be to work together. ..
+1 if you can tell him just how caring his family is...

Rolled 16 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1215870
>Come on son you can tell me I'll hear out your problems. What is family for uf not that. Not to mention we can have fun afterwards. I have a project I'm sure you'd love to work with me on.

16+12=28

Good Success

"Well, just don't tell anyone, ok?"

"Sure."

"Well... I mean, since uh mom's uh... Boyfriend left, she's been kind of depressed, you know?"

"Oh..."

"Yeah... So she kind of yelled at me after she found my uh... Well..."

"Found your what?"

He seems a bit uncomfortable...

"Well... Pornography."

"Oh... She got angry at you for that?"

"Yeah..."

Actions

> Let's just talk about something else, alright?
> Katariina is depressed? Why?
> I'll talk other after this, ok?
> You shouldn't be looking at that in the first place. Get a real woman.
> Write In

>>1215910
>Katariina is depressed? Why?
> I'll talk other after this, ok?

"Katarina is depressed?"

"Yeah, she's thinking that he left her or something."

Oh.... Great.

"How's she been?"

"You know... A bit emotional but yeah... Anyways, I don't get why the two of you can't just get back together."

"It's... Complicated. I'll talk to her later about it, alright?"

"Yeah... Hey uh, dad? Do you hold anything against mom getting a... Well, you know. A boyfriend, rather than you?"

"Well..."

"I mean, I know you aren't together anymore... But I mean, I'm just curious."

Actions

>...Your mom is very precious to me, and yes, I do find it hard to not try to woo her back to me...
>Listen , it's far more complicated then you could ever imagine...
>I don't, honestly.
>...You know that's me, right?
>...Come on, enough gossip... We have a anime to cast.
>...So what's your punishment anyways? For your mom finding your... Stash, so to speak?
>Write-In

>>1216071
>The relationship between me and your mother is complicated alright? I'd love to make amends with her but I'm not sure about a relationship. Not to mention i am married to three other women and im not sure she'd go for that.

>Now come on we have cartoons to make

"Well, the relation between me and your mother is complicated, alright? I'd love to make amends with her, but I'm not sure about a relationship. Not to mention being married to three other women... I'm not sure if she'd go for that... Besides, we have cartoons to make."

"Yeah... I guess." He sighs out, a little disappointed. You help him up and go off to review the character designs with your son...

The first character design seems to be for Frankizka... Which is a pale, kind looking Catholic nun, with cute eyes... You must admit, your a bit of a sucker for it. Pun not intended.
The second is a more traditional look, being a black dress, a bit more... Edgy, so to speak, with slightly spiky hair... Eh. Frankizka might not like it, but she does look cool, you must admit...
The third seems to be a more... Japanese approach to it, and she looks a little more naive and has a traditional Japanese silk robe... Huh.

Of course her personality will be slightly based off the appearance.

Mikhal supports the Traditional approach.
Choose one anons.

>Catholic Nun (Vampires are portrayed as upright citizens capable of feelings. Popular among Conservatives and Religious.)
>Traditionalist (Vampires are portrayed as people with some shady backgrounds... Popular with Traditionalists and vampire fans.)
>Japanese Style (Popular with Japanese people, and people interested in Japanese culture)
>Write-In

>>1216156
>Write in
Take the edgy design and give her normal hair and the cute eyes. Also throw in her wearing a cross.

Basically the feeling that she looks dark but has a kind soft self underneath

You manage to appeal to both the Religious, Traditionalists, and Conservatives. The vampire fans are a bit agitated at the idea of a religious vampire though.

The next character design is, well... Elizabeth...

There's three design ideas.. But all of them share the universal "large asset" syndrome, making them surely appealing to look at.

The first one seems to be a much more regal Elizabeth, with a beautiful dress, and a bit of a stereotypical Brit, such as the tea cup, a bit of a rough demeanor... And quite fond of fancy words. (Elizabeth's character will appeal to the British and Monarchists.)
The second seems to be a more mother-like Elizabeth, with less fancy dresses and clothes, and a more caring, loving personality, and a rather caring and sincere smile. She most certainly seems extremely nice and loving. (Elizabeth appeals to families.)
The third seems to be a more.... Less innocent Elizabeth, with rather... Suggestive clothes so to speak, though still with a loving smile but a bit of a drama queen... (Appeals to men, but women dislike it!)

Choose anons.

>Regal Elizabeth (Popular among Monarchists and British people, and slightly increases support for the Monarchy!)
>Motherly Elizabeth (Popular among families and increases the desire for atomic families!)
>Suggestive Elizabeth (Popular among men, and increases public relations among men, but lowers it among women.)
>Write-In

>>1216208
>Regal Elizabeth (Popular among Monarchists and British people, and slightly increases support for the Monarchy!)

You and Mikhal decide on Regal Elizabeth...

So of course, you move to Chrysoula.

There seems to be only three real designs for her... Both of them share huge... Assets, and extremely muscular...

The first one seems to be a highly intimidating minotaur in a suit of armor, and with a tough exterior... Though a notably timid and gentle interior. Interesting...
The second one is a normal version of Chrysoula, with crudely fitting shirts and clothes, and she seems to always be a little awkward... Not to mention shy...
The third one is a shorter version of Chrysoula with softer features, and looks more innocent... Her assets are also shorter, and it seems to be based on a more gentle-giant approach...

Hm.

>Intimidating Chrysoula. (Minotaurs will be a little scary to the average populace, and in battle will be a bit more intimidating to enemies who've watched the show. This will also make the populace slowly like Roman things.)
>Shy Chrysoula (Chrysoula appeals well to men, and is rather true to life. This slightly encourages multiculturalism as well, and will get everyone to slowly like Greek things.)
>Gentle Giant Chrysoula (Chrysoula will appeal well to children and minotaurs will get a reputation for being soft, gentle, and kind. Multiculturalism will also get a boost.)

>>1216280
You can also write-in and try to combine things.

>>1216280
>Write in
Keep her size but give her clothes that actually fit.
And do make her features less intimidating and more innocent

Basically shy+gentle giant

Is that all anons?

>>1216314
And give her character a mino plushy
And a like for exercising.

You decide to apply fitting clothes, a little more gentle (yet extremely muscular), and make her look even more innocent and shy...

You also write a request for a minotaur doll to be given to her character and for her to love exercising...

With that, you seem to be appealing to families and children, and encouraging exercise and going outside, and with her extremely gentle nature, multiculturalism as well...

With that, you move onto... Vasura. Interesting...

There's only one real design for her. Hm... Well, then it's for you then...

Choose one anons...

>Have the animators portray you as an intimidating dragon capable of mass destruction! (Civilian's opinion of you will lean towards fear!)
>Have the animation have you as a normal human being for a while... Then suddenly reveal you to be a dragon so people think your like them. (Increase relations outright!)
>Have you as a father-figure of sorts, and a gentle, yet firm character... (If lucky, may start a cult of personality!)
>Have you as a gentle character who finds it hard to hurt people... It'll no doubt make some people think your misunderstood or something. (May make people lean towards loving you!)
>Write-In

>>1216358
>Have the animation have you as a normal human being for a while... Then suddenly reveal you to be a dragon so people think your like them. (Increase relations outright!)
>Have you as a father-figure of sorts, and a gentle, yet firm character... (If lucky, may start a cult of personality!)

Yea having the opening depict us as a human until the big reveal at the end of episode one or two would be cool.

You decide to have the animation depict you as a human and then as a sort of father figure...

You send this in and Mikhal stops finally staring at the pictures of Chrysoula for a minute.

"Well, I think that's it..." You say.

He picks up a few papers, and looks through them.

"Uh... There's a few scripts here though."

Shit. That's right. You also have to look through papers. For fuck's sake.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see the quality of the animation's storyline...

+3 if Renexizious can think of how the first episode should go and how his wives should be introduced. Oh, and also Vasura. (+2 if the episode can be in-depth.)
+2 if you can think on getting a cute moment with one of your wives in there.
+2 if you can think of ways on how to make you relatable to mortals.
+1 if you can comment on Mikhal's apparent thing for minotaurs. (+1 if you can poke some fun at him.)

If everything is done, the first episode's script will be good quality.
If everything is done extremely well, the first episode will be of amazing quality.
If everything is done and you go beyond the bonuses, it may just be blockbuster tier.

Rolled 5 + 16 (1d20 + 16)

>>1216398
It opens with renexizious reading a book flipping through the pages. He gets a paper cut and expressing annoyance similar to how people are in general at pain.

A servant comes in and tells him the car is ready and ren thanks him and begins to assemble the wives+vasura.

Firstly with liz we open up to a her sitting in a nice chair and table while she enjoys teas and whatever pastry brits eat while enjoying a nice book on Shakespeare . She of course greets us in a overly formal manner and we tell her it's time to go and to meet her out front where the car is. Moving on we go to Frankizka heading up to our attic. We'll enter and it'll be dark and 2spooky and then she'll scare us from behind a bit before going back to her nice demeanor. We'll both laugh a bit then tell her to head out to the front as well.
Moving onto chrysoula we'll head to her in the workout room lifting fuckhueg weights while there is a mino plushy in the corner. Upon noticing us she'll drop the weights and damage the floor a bit while muttering out greetings and an apology. Tell her to go to the front as well. Then we head to vasura. She'll be in her room in front of a masterpiece of a painting her room having a small statue to venus somewhere. She'll greet us in a seductive manner which we will laugh off and then we shall also have her head out to the front.


>So son I know you like minotaurs but try not to get too into it alright? Keep it a little tame.


Honestly I'd try to do a full Script but that'd take 30 minutes to an hour.

>>1216398
Oh have ren reading in his room.
Have his room look somewhat mundane looking.
Maybe a few books scattered about too.

Nice write in anon. Mind if you add some more tension though?

>>1216591
Ahem

Proceed to have them enter this very nice limo.
Things go more or less fine until (another) attack from the elven dominion halts their calm sunday ride.
They get out of the wrecked limo and take cover.

Ren mutters magic words to set up shield runes on everyone and they get to work.

Chrysoula charges head on with liz in her half dragon form stomping the main force of terrorists.

Us and vasura are taking down stragglers with magic.

And frankizka is dominating some of them and sniping them with necrotic bolts.

Ends with us the good guys winning and the bad guys getting driven off.

We complain about losing another limo.
Then ask if everyone would be fine with walking.
they agree.
And we head out.

That sound good?

Seems good anon.

You send the script in and relax. Mikhail and you relax...

A few hours later you hear that the Japanese ambassador is almost arrived...

Hm. It might be a good idea to go see him... Elizabeth is a bit busy reading stories to the kids...

What do anons?

> Go and see the ambassador...
> Have Elizabeth meet him...You> Ignore it and just relax.
> Write In

>>1216686
> Go and see the ambassador...

>>1216686

> Go and see the ambassador...
So the animu?
How good is it going to be?

>>1216749

You'll see anon... In time.

Alright, back anons.

You decide to get ready to go to the ambassador, and begin to get dressed...

That's when you hear a knock on the door, and you open it... You see... Vasura.

"Vasura?"

"Hi Ren... I just was stopping by to tell you about the diplomat coming."

"I already know."

"Really? Well, damn... I was hoping a strong dragon who I like would happen to take me out too..."

It seems she wants to go out with you...

Actions

>Well Vasura, I'm not sure...
>Oh, really? Well, why don't we go on a date?
>How about after, alright?
>...I promise this will be a special date too...
>...Well, you know, we could just have sex and I could go. That's how these dates go, right?
>Write-In

>>1216867
>How about after, alright?
>...I promise this will be a special date too...

I'd say a french art gallery

>>1216879
There isn't really a french art gallery in Sweden.

>>1216890
Go to france?
It's not that far of a fly away I think.

"How about right after? It'll be a special date too..."

"Well, sure. I don't see why not... I'll just wait here for you then... Or do you want me to go with you?"

She brushes up close to you, and puts two of your arms around her...

"Please? I miss you, you know."

Actions

>...Well, I don't see why not...
>You should stay here, alright? Please?
>...Come on. Why do you want to go out anyways?
>...Hey, would you care if I took someone along as well?
>Write-In

>>1216938

>...Well, I don't see why not...

"Well, I don't see why not..."

"Thanks Ren... Why don't we go now?"

"I suppose."

You get ready to go with Vasura, and you head down to the docks... You seem to be early, so you think how your going to really do this...

Actions

>You'll be nice to the diplomat. No threatening of nomming, nothing like that. He's japanese!
>Try to be neutral to the diplomat... Some threatening of nomming and offering him life if he works for you...
>Intimidate the diplomat into being in your favor....
>Write-In for behavior!

>>1216962
>You'll be nice to the diplomat. No threatening of nomming, nothing like that. He's japanese!

You decide to be nice, and after a bit the Japanese ship offloads in the dock...

You see a Japanese man in a suit with glasses come off, and he seems quite curious to look around...

Of course, you head towards him and prepare to introduce yourself...

Roll me a 1d20+6 for first impressions.

+2 for an impressive or interesting form.
+3 if you can give an introduction to you and Vasura.
+2 if you can mention how pleased you at seeing the ambassador!
+2 if you can be a bit lustful towards Vasura, or romantic.

Rolled 19 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>1216994
Dragotaur form
>Hello I am renexizious and this is a 'friend' of mines. Vasura
Pull her in close when she says that and rub her head a smidge.
>It's nice to see you here today.

Got distracted by stuff

Back anons. Just woke up from a nap.

19+15=34

Amazing Success!

You shift to your dragotaur form, and see the ambassador go up towards you...

He seems quite shocked by your size, which is evident to you thanks to knowing a bit about body motions... You stick your hand out, and he cautiously shakes hands with you, and your careful not to fling him up and down... Of course your grip still hurts him a bit, as he has to shake his arm a bit, and he gives you a polite bow.

"I am honored to make your accquiantence, Renexizious-san. I am Takamori of the house Hattori."

"I see. I am Renexizious Thorrson, and this is a "friend" of mine, so to speak... Vasura."

You pull her in close to you and rub her head a smidge.

"I'm pleased to meet you here today."

"I am honored to make your acquaintance as well."

"Good, people are far too rarely honored by meeting me... Now, I assume we should head off."

He nods, and follows behind you into the car... It's a little cramped, and your horns slightly stick out of the top, but eh... You can make do.

The ambassador sits across from you, and Vasura of course, sits to your side... And is giving you a rather relaxing muscle rub on your buttock... Knowing her though, she's doing it for lustful reasons...

"...My apologies, Emperor... But are most Swedish peoples like you?"

"As in a dragon?" You chuckle out slightly...

"I am afraid I have never met one before, let alone another species, and I must say your appearance is more than startling."

"I see."

Actions

>...No, sadly enough not everyone is a dragon or half-dragon. Humans are a majority. For now, at least.
>...Does Japan have any other races?
>Well, if it was left up to Elizabeth that would quickly become a yes... She's a bit... Well, let's just say wants plenty of children.
>Get Vasura to stop groping you... That's your job...
>Try to be counter-lustful to Vasura. You can't let her one up you.
>Write-in to explain the racial situation.

Bumping.

>>1218171
>...Does Japan have any other races?
>...No, sadly enough not everyone is a dragon or half-dragon. Humans are a majority. For now, at least.

"Does Japan have any other races?"

"No, we have only humans in Japan."

"I see... Well, sadly enough not everyone is a dragon or half dragon. Humans are a majority."

"Ah. I see."

Roll me a 1d20+5 for getting along with the ambassador.

+3 if you can find mutual topics you like.
+2 if you can mention how he'll love it in Sweden.
+2 if you can be lustful towards Vasura or show off towards her. (+1 if you can comment on her "muscle rub" so to speak.)
+1 if you can mention the ambassadors already here and what they're like.

Rolled 18 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>1218424
Let's talk about our homes and any potential family we both may have,
>I think you'll have a wonderful time here Mr.Hattori. There are already a couple of ambassadors here already. A dwarf who is...colorful...so to speak. And the aide that deals- I mean works with him. The dwarf isn't really good for serious conversation but if you want drunken banter sure.

Give vasura a chest massage.
>Heh. Thanks for the 'muscle rub. Don't mind if I return the favor don't take it too far though we have a guest with us.

18+14=32

Great Success

You give Vasura a "chest message" so to speak...

"Thanks for the "muscle rub". Don't mind if I return the favor... Just not too far, okay?"

"Aw..."

She squeezes a bit, and you give her a pat on the head.
"But anyways, I think you'll have a wonderful time here Mr. Hattori... There's already a few other ambassadors here. Such as a colorful dwarf and an aide that deals- I mean, works with him. The dwarf isn't good for serious conversation, but drunken banter is a sure yes."

"I see... I must say, I am not used to this much snow. When I left, it was summer in Edo."

"I see. Well, I personally enjoy the Winter.... So anyways, what's your family like?'

You begin the process of trying to get along with the ambassador... He seems interested in your family surely...

Roll me a 1d20+5 for opinion gain.

+3 if you can tell him about your family, such as your mom, dad, etc...
+2 if you can talk about your wives. (+1 if you can mention adorable things they tend to do.)
+1 if you get relaxed in the cramped limo.
+1 if you can talk about the fine cuisine Sweden has.
+1 if you can be a bit lustful to Vasura or show off a bit to her.

Rolled 4 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1218502
>So what's your family like? I have a mother. Obviously a dragon. She tends to be extremely caring barring the odd raid or so she's extremely protective too. Oh and you know about the anime that's being done? You can meet one of the cast. Frankizka is a vampire but she's actually pretty nice. Kind of adorable when drunk to. She tends to babble on with her cute little fangs.


Pull her closer. Put her on our lap if possible. Grope her ass.

Allowing samefagging if you can continue to talk about your wives and mention cute things they do.
And if you can mention Jorund, please do.

Rolled 2 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1218537
>And then there's my dad. We disagree on some things. Many things. But he tries to be a good father.

>There's also chrysoula the minotaur. She's just as shy as she's portrayed if not shyer. Honestly the stuttering is really cute. And she's always trying to be nice to people.

Rolled 1 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1218537
>And then there's liz of course. She can act proper but she gets embarrassed somewhat easily. I've seen her blush enough times to know so.

So, do anons want to use barbaric?

>>1218574
yes

Things might go badly if he hates us, like pulling our animators.

>>1218574
Yes
If the japanese dislike us how are we going to visit there for our martial arts training arc?

Roll me a 1d20 anons.

+3 if you can be barbarically lustful towards Vasura, or try to get her to be lustful towards you.
+3 if you can try to hide your inner anime fan and fail. (If you want a higher relation with the ambassador, admit that Japan's culture is amazing.)
+2 if Renexizious can think how being shy is cute in the case of Chrysoula, talk about things that get Elizabeth embarrassed, and what cute things Frankizka talks about while drunk. (+2 if you can come up with examples for each one's cuteness.)
+2 if you can try to find things both of you find interesting or fun.
+1 if you can enthuse him on the animation. (+1 if you can comment on the animator's design choices and ideas. +1 if that can somehow go to you slightly complaining, or making fun of Mikhal's interest in "large minotaurs")

Rolled 7 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1218591

>Snake tail around and under her like a little seat, pop her into our lap with it, and start teasing her bosom with the tail tip.
>You and me, can have an exclusive screening of the first episode together! It'll be so awesome, the animators you sent are amazing, with amazing work ethic, truly top notch! Oh, and it'll be subbed, of course, not any of that crap dubbing. I wish my culture valued hard work for the greater good the way that yours does, it's simply amazing what you guys do when you put your minds to it!
>And then we can...well, what do you like to do for enjoyment? I'm a fan of reading, science of various fields, tabletop games, exploration into the strange and unknown, do you have any similar interests?

Rolled 16 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1218591
Grope the vasura violently with one hand.
>So uhm. About the animation I think you'll really enjoy it. I had a personal hand in looking over the script and with the staff we have on board I think the quality is going to be amazing. Honestly I can't believe I am starring in an anime. Those are just one of the amazing things about japanese culture the drawing style is my preferred thing.

16+8=24

Good Success!

You grope Vasura violently, using your tail to tease her a bit and move her...

"Come on. You and me, having an exclusive screening of the first episode together! It'll be so awesome, the animators you sent are amazing, with amazing work ethic, truly top notch..."

You begin to talk to him, which entertains him a bit and he seems happy to talk to you...

You think that the ambassador likes you.

You also note that his hobbies are writing haiku's, practicing sword-fighting, and reading philosophy. An interesting man, no doubt.
You pull up to the embassy site and let him out, and he thanks you for the time and effort in having him... He seems to be quite polite and pleased by answering your questions about Japan.

So of course, you move onto the date with Vasura...

Ren? I don't want to be the head that wants you to get "all the girls" and make a zoo like Flames, but I mean... Well, I kinda want one, you know?

...Are we talking about wanting a girl?"

Kind of... I guess I feel a bit left out. But I just want to bring that up.

Should I be concerned that you want a girlfriend just because you feel left out?

Well... Flames gives me shit for it all the time. And dad. And I think mom would... I mean, can we do it soon?

Honestly, I'm tired of getting all these girlfriends for me and Flames... For fuck's sake, I have two other women living in my house, Rosa and the hydra, alright?

I know, I know. I'm coming off as a bit of a dick and that getting girlfriends is the least of our concerns... I'm kind of tired of it too, you know... But I just want Flames and Dad to stop giving me shit over it. Along with Khorne!

Oh.

And I know we have a bunch of women interested in us... I mean, I don't even want a wife if it's really this bad, I just want someone to fucking talk to once in a while who's not going to be a dick to me, freak out at me being a head, or isn't trying to rub their fucking minotaur fur fetish in my fucking face. Someone I can talk about with religion and not get in a argument, or risk offending someone, because for fuck's sake I get enough shit from Jupiter and Flames as it is. To literally adjust I've been trying to ignore the tons of shady shit you think, like genociding the fucking kobolds, or the fact we're in a relationship with a fucking daemonette... Or your anime thing. I'm sick and fucking tired of sitting around in your head and having Flames make fun of me about literally thinking shit... Not to mention I get fucking called a child molester by fucking Flames and Khorne just for being interested by fucking kobolds. For fuck's sake, I have to put up with a bunch of fucking manchildren who want to see their wife tit's grow and fuck around all day...

He says all of this quite frustrated, angry, and clearly trying to get some stress out.

Continued.

>>1218640
Well guess we have to visit that restaurant again.

This isn't even considering the fact that we're so morally questionable a fucking Drow might have a bit more morals then us. Not to mention that fucking harem bullshit you got us pulled into! What's even worse is that somehow our wives are becoming fucking degenerates, like Elizabeth wanting more kids, or Frankizka's tendency to drink a lot, or being in a fucking relationship with a daemonette... Then of course, this isn't even considering how many fucking sins we've done since I've been here, I could go on a fucking camp in a church confession and not finish up! Not to mention you guys and your fucking edgy as shit roleplaying as heathens all the goddamned time, it's fucking embarrassing. Like the time you told Elizabeth we were fucking descended from Jupiter. I fucking died from wanting to curl up in a ball and fucking cry from how retarded that sounded. Not to mention how we promised to visit Fenrir, did that once, and I haven't heard one thought about him besides the whole "ragnarok" bullshit going on... For fuck's sake, at least we're getting stuff done once in a while...

He calms down, and takes a breath.

I swear to fucking God that just being here stresses me out and want me to go to a fucking bar, but I can't because I'm attached to you two cringy horny bastards half the time.

You hear him take a deep breath.

If you fucking need me I'm going to be trying to get drunk even though it's impossible right now. I fucking don't even get why you guys like sex. For fuck's sake, why don't we just try being a little less lustful and try to cut down on the sex, which we are, thank God.

It seems like Solaire just wanted to rant...

Actions

>Erh... Well, I mean, I can try to be a bit... Better, I suppose. (Renexizious will prefer just being lustful over actual sex, and his lust will decrease.)
>...We're not being edgy roleplayers, Solaire...
>...He just wanted to rant. Fair enough, you suppose.
>...To be fair we get plenty of shit done...
>...Solaire, your the fucking straight-edge catholic knight...
>...Solaire, if you really want to, why don't we just try and look for someone you can vent to?
>Write-In

>>1218645
>...Solaire, if you really want to, why don't we just try and look for someone you can vent to?


>Preferring being lustful to outright sex.
>Making a difference.
Why do we even have to do rolls for tumbling.
We don't do it often so just fade to black.

>>1218647
It's mostly for something else anon. And in my half-asleep state, I think I meant preferring messing around rather then being actually escalating to sex.

If you really want it Solaire, why don't we just try to look for someone you can vent to?

I guess, sure. Can we stop by a bar and a church after?

...Maybe.

Actions

>See if Vasura wants to stop and get something to eat... Does she eat? She's technically astral...
>Just head to the art gallery... She'll love it.
>Eh... See if Vasura wants to put it off.
>Write-In

>>1218653
>Just head to the art gallery... She'll love it.

>>1218653
>See if Vasura wants to stop and get something to eat... Does she eat? She's technically astral...
>Just head to the art gallery... She'll love it.

>Write-In
"Look, Solaire, I'm sorry that being around everyone else with no place to retreat too stresses you out so much. I guess I don't go inside often enough to check, but I didn't realize my head was that crowded. Are you not able to go to your head and block everyone else out?
And, I'm sorry but, I can't take on any more wives right now, my claws are full with the three I'm already taking care of, and if I brought home another, even if it's yours the same way that Chrysoula is Flame's, I'm fairly sure that she'd get ripped to literal bloody shreds in short order in the resulting war for my affection.
I know that you're a lot more pious than me, but...I just can't really go into a church at the moment, I've done...some awful, horrible things that even God has said he won't forgive me for. I know that Dad is a different religion from you, but doesn't that make debating him about the merits of each one scratch your piety itch? ...If not, then for you and for you alone, I will try to enter a church, but if God rings me wanting to know what the literal fuck man, you're going to back me up on it. Deal?"

Look, Solaire. I'm sorry about being around everyone with no place to retreat to stresses you out so much. I don't go inside to check often enough, but I didn't realize it was that crowded... Can you not go into your head and block everyone out?

Only if your in your dragon form and you grow your other heads. Then no, I can't.

Yeah... And, I'm sorry but, I can't take on any more wives right now, my claws are full with the three I'm already taking care of, and if I brought home another, even if it's yours the same way that Chrysoula is Flame's, I'm fairly sure that she'd get ripped to literal bloody shreds in short order in the resulting war for my affection...

For fuck's sake, I'm not as autistic as Flames. I'd be happy just talking to someone as a friend who we won't stomp or crush. And we don't have to take another one home, or anything like that.

Actions

>Well, I mean, if Elizabeth finds out we'd be flayed...
>...I mean, if you can keep it out of the palace sure.
>...I can't really just force you to obey a different ruleset, alright? If you do get a lover you can take her into the palace.
>Thanks... I guess I can look into it.
>I didn't realize it was that bad in my head.
>Write-In

>>1218659
>Thanks... I guess I can look into it.
We need to work on our mental space and give these fuckers something to do.

And a reminder that some of the things in this quest is founded upon morally sketchy shit.

>>1218659
>Thanks... I guess I can look into it.
>I didn't realize it was that bad in my head.
>Write-In
"Look, how about this? The next time I go out with Elizabeth, I'll ask her to grow Gywnevere, I'll grow you, you two can just talk about whatever while me and Liz enjoy some time together. I'm not trying to push you and Gywnevere together or anything, I just figure that as two heads, you'd have something in common to talk about, and I can probably manage that relatively quickly and easily."

Well, thanks for telling me. I'll look into it. I didn't realize it was that bad in my head. But how about next time I go out with Elizabeth ll ask her to grow Gywnevere, I'll grow you, you two can just talk about whatever while me and Liz enjoy some time together. I'm not trying to push you and Gywnevere together or anything, I just figure that as two heads, you'd have something in common to talk about, and I can probably manage that relatively quickly and easily,

Well, maybe, I guess... Just to talk to her. I mean, I don't like the whole "sultry" thing... Besides, she's married to you.

Oh. Still want to go to that restraunt?

Yeah, maybe. Thanks by the way.

Actions

>Yeah, no problem Solaire.
>...I am pretty great, after all. Thanks.
>Eh... Are you sure you'd prefer to go to the restraunt?
>Come on. That sultry thing is great!
>Come on. Gwynevere will mature, alright?
>Write-In

>>1218738

>Yeah, no problem Solaire.

Yeah, no problem Solaire.

He thanks you once again, and you think on where to go.

Actions

>Stop by the restraunt you remember that yuan-ti working at.
>Head down to the french art gallery...
>Just head home.
>Write-In

>>1218746
>Stop by the restraunt you remember that yuan-ti working at.

You decide to stop by the restraunt you remember.

You drive up to the corner of the parking lot and get out... You go inside, and take a seat.

You wait a bit, and eventually have a familiar-looking yuan-ti waitress come out to serve you...

She seems a little surprised to see you, and the two of you exchange a quick "hello."

Actions

>See if you can get into a conversation with the yuan-ti waitress! (If you can come up with a way to naturally do it and a topic, you'll get a small opinion bonus from her.)
>Eh. Just order some food and talk to Vasura a bit...
>Write-In

>>1218760
>Stop by the restraunt you remember that yuan-ti working at.
Start by asking about the menu and what's in the food and use that to segue into talking about yuan-ti culture and cooking.

"So what's on the menu? Anything to suggest? "

"Well, burgers, fries, noodles, fish fillets, salad..."

"What's in the burgers?"

"Well, we have the Yuan spice burger, the normal burger, then we have cheeseburger."

"What's on the spice burger?"

"Oh, plenty of things.I'd have to bring out inventory for the full list."

"I see... What's with you yuan ti and spices anyways? Is it cultural?"

"Well it is... I'd be happy to talk about it if your so curious. " She gives you a warm patient smile.

"Go on then, I'm curious. "

She begins to talk about how spice in her culture was widely used in celebrations and was a form of currency, but now is mostly just a cultural delicacy. You then go into cooking a little...

She seems to enjoy talking about her culture, and gets a +5 to relations.

Roll me a 1d20+6 for increasing relations.

+3 if you can continue to talk to her.
+2 if you introduce yourself.
+2 if you can be lustful towards Vasura.
+1 if you can ask her name.
+1 if you can compliment her a bit.

Rolled 9 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1218783
>Used as spices
Sounds like the middle east and such places.

>Interesting. Well it's nice to meet you...what's your name. I'm not sure I caught it last time I was here. You can just call me ren. I dabble in magic. Shapeshifting too.

Allowing samefagging if you can continue to try and talk and be a bit lustful to Vasura.

9+12=21

Borderline Success!

"Interesting, well it's quite nice to meet you. What's your name anyways? I don't think I caught it last time I was here."

"Oh, it's Kjerstia, sir."

"Huh. Well, you can just call me Ren. I dabble in magic, shapeshifting as well."

"Really? I never met a mage before."

"Oh, well, don't worry about it..."

You of course place your order and she writes it down, while handing you two complimentary cups of ice water. It's interesting what races with more than two arms can do.

Of course, she leaves to place your order down and you turn back to Vasura.

"So Ren... Have you ever tried to learn a instrument?"

"Well, no. I haven't exactly..."

"Really? Have you been too busy?"

"Yeah."

"...Well, maybe some time we should learn together. I would love to hear what you could do with music."

Actions

>Well, that would be fun. To learn music with you.
>...Why do you like art so much anyways?
>Eh... I'm too busy to learn really.
>Is this going to be another episode of me answering your questions? It seems that's all my wives ask me.
>Write-in

Bump

Bumping again

Final bump.

>>1218843

>Well, that would be fun. To learn music with you.
>...Why do you like art so much anyways?

Well shit, looks like it's just me and you QM.

"Well, that would be fun, learning music with you..."

"Really? Well, I bet you'd be a good bagpipe player."

"Really?"

"Why not? I mean, you can breathe for a long time, no?"

"Yeah, I can... So why do you like art so much anyways?"

"Well, it's a way to express myself without sex, or talking... Besides, it's a way to keep my mind distracted."

"Oh."

You drink a bit of water.

"So, got anything to talk about?"

"Well... Honestly, I'm just waiting for you."

"You don't eat food?"

"Technically we eat souls. But that's sort of isn't an option."

"Souls?"

"Well, I know it's not the nicest diet, but it's an easy way of astral energy. And no, I don't eat them currently."

"Well, good."

"Yeah... Hey, Ren?"

"What?"

"...I'm... Well, I'm sorry I tried to kill you, alright?" She seems a bit upset.

"Come on Vasura. I know you didn't mean it..."

"I... Well... I'm happy that I didn't. Though I'm a little disappointed in not being invited to tumble with your wives." She says, as a sort of joke. She still seems a bit upset though.

"It's alright... Wait, you want to tumble with my wives?"'

"What?"

"Erh..."

"I didn't say anything like that." She says... And gives you a wink.

"Goddamn it..."

"Hey, come on. It'd be hot. I'd watch that..." She mutters.

"What's with you and se- Oh, right."

"What? Lesbianism is another... Come on.. .You know. Form of love. I guess."

"You like it because it's erotic, don't you?"

"...Well, yeah. But as a Venusian, I have to come up with an excuse to like it."

"Oh, I see. So you need an excuse to watch tentacle porn?"

"Hey! Come on, I don't go that far..." She says, a bit offended.

"It's just a joke."

"Well, I know... But I mean, I don't like it."

"Don't you daemonettes like everything?"

"...What? No. Some of us prefer certain things. Not all of us are lustful or want a tentacle up the ass, you know. Some Slaaneshian daemons are really into art, or poetry, and don't have the slightest interest in sex."

"Oh."

"...Don't know about those Khornates though... I mean, they're completely fucking crazy in my opinion. Scary too..." She says, a bit nervous.

"Afraid of something?"

"Well... I mean, besides that Khornate sports team, I just don't like thinking about it."

"Oh, I see."[/ed]

"But long story short... I'd totally fucking watch your wives go at it."

You shake your head.

"I don't get homosexuals at all."

"What? Guy on guy action is gross. Girl on girl? Fucking hot. You should watch it sometime... Actually, uh... Don't. I kinda like you the way you are. Mostly pure, adorable, a little lustful here and there..."

"...I can't believe I'm casually talking about this."

Continued

She looks innocently at you.

"I'm confused. Don't you guys like talking about sex?"

"Well..."

"Fine, fine. We'll go back to talking about... Normal things."

"Like?"

"Well... Is how cute your tail is, or how nice your ass is valid?"

"No."

"How about... How well formed your abs are?"

"...No. But thanks."

She slumps on the table.

"...How about... Your cute horns?"

"...If it's in a sexual context, no."

"By... Venus, you mortals are way too uptight about this..."

You shrug.

"We haven't even finished dinner."

"Fine, fine... How about... Cats?"

"Sexually?"

"What? Do you think I get off on bestiality or something? Gross."

"...Fine, how about cat people?"

"Cute, but not hot."

"Erh..."

"You know. It's cute and you want to hug it, but not something you'd have sex with."

"Oh."

"But anyways... How about..." She drums her fingers on the table.

"No sex."

"Fine... How about..."

You see the waitress slither back out, with four plates of burgers for you. Delicious.
She sets them down, and asks if you want anything else... You mention a soda and two fries... Oh, and a kids meal for a few of the kids.

You chug a bit of the soda. It's a little small, but eh.

"Well... Alright... So..."

She leans back in the chair.

"Have any ideas?"

"Well... I heard that your in-laws are going to see you."

"Don't remind me..."

"Hey! Come on. If you want, we can practice or something. I bet I can do a good impression of an in-law."

Actions

>Eh... I think I have it in the bag.
>What, by congratulating us for having sex?
>...Let's talk about something else. I have an idea.
>...Care if I talk to the waitress a bit?
>...You know, it's fun talking to you, just saying.
>Write-In

>>1219538

>Eh... I think I have it in the bag.
>What, by congratulating us for having sex?

Also I'm going to do some qming myself, wish me luck mien good brother

>>1219566
Good luck senpai.

"What, by congratulating us having sex?"

"Oh, shove off..."

"Hey, jut saying. But I have it in the bag."

"Right... Well, anything else you want to talk about?"

Actions

>Nah... Not really.
>Well, I think we should talk about something else...
>I'm curious. What do you think your relationship with me is at?
>Well, I should probably talk to that waitress when she comes around again, I have a few more questions...
>Write-In

>>1219637
>Well, I think we should talk about something else...

How about us opening an art gallery.
Would she be interested in displaying things there?

"Well, how would you feel about me setting up an art gallery?"

"Really?" She seems a bit excited.

"Of course..."

"That... Well, I don't know what to say... You think it's good enough to be shown to people?"

+10 Relations with her!

Actions

>Of course it would be. People would love it!
>Well, maybe. Could I see them?
>I'll have a section dedicated to you!
>Well, maybe. Not sure honestly...
>Maybe also a section for Marcus...
>Write-In

>>1219693
>Of course it would be. People would love it!
It'd be a great boon to tourism

"Of course it would be. People would love it!"

Roll me a 1d20+8 for opinion gain.

+3 if you can continue to hype up how much people would love her art, and that you love it too!
+2 if you can compliment her. (+2 if you can be loving towards her.)
+2 if you can give her some shit for talking about sex so much.

Rolled 19 + 17 (1d20 + 17)

>>1219748
>Come on people would love it. It would snowball in popularity and soon people would come far and wide to see it I should know I'm impressed by it too. You're an amazing artist vasura I don't know why you need to talk about sex so much when you have a great talent and passion like art.

Kiss her on the forehead.
Completely chaste.

19+17=36

Amazing Success!

"Come on, people would love it. It would snowball in popularity, people would come far and wide! I should know, I'm impressed by it too! I mean, your an amazing artist Vasura. I don't get why you have to talk about sex so much when you have a great talent and passion like art!"

You give her a kiss on the forehead, and she certainly seems excited.

"Thanks Ren... I... I never thought you'd do this for me. Thank you, so, so much."

She hugs your head mid-kiss, and the two of you hang there for a moment...

+25 opinion with Vasura.

The waitress Kjerstia comes back, with the two of you hugging...

You get a good look at her, a slim figure, with warm, friendly slit reptilian eyes, wearing a waitress's uniform with an apron on... She also remarkably has four hands, and a small necklace with a golden cross on it. She's most likely a catholic.

"Excuse me, but I have your... Six kids meals, sir."

"Oh, right. Thanks. You uh, made sure to put sugar on Elslif's one, right?"

"Erh..."

"Nevermind, I can do that home. Just make sure there's no lettuce for Renexizia's, extra cheese for Aulus, with bacon..."

"Oh, uh... You haven't exactly mention this sir. I'm sorry."

"Oh, crap. Sorry. I'm just busy here. Oh! And do you have kids toys? I kind of need them."

"We uh, don't sir."

"Really? Damn. Well... Anyways, thanks."

"Right... Is there anything else sir?"

'Oh... For Mikhal, can you not make a kids meal? A double combo."

"Double combo?"

"You know, doubled in size, extra meat, extra everything. He loves big things. Just saying."

"Right... Let me write this down."
She takes out a notepad...

"Would you also like to give to charity too, sir?"

"Which charity?"

"Oh, the local orphanage. I'm a volunteer there."

"Really?"

"Well, the volunteer cook really. The money will go to a great cause, feeding children."
She finishes writing.

"Sorry about bothering you about this, but not many people really give to charity after a meal, since the prices are so low now, with the competition from the government."

"Oh... Really?"

"Yeah... Now most people who come in are just seeking a quick bite and leaving..." She sighs a bit, a little disappointed...

Actions

>Try to get Vasura to try normal human food.
>You know... Rosa never had a burger before. Maybe you should give her one. She did have one of your kids, after all.
>Try to remember if your missing anything...
>Put an order for Elizabeth/Gwynevere, Chrysoula, and Frankizka. (Slightly increased relations if you can guess what they'd like and how large.)
>...Erh, excuse me, but who makes these burgers anyways?
>So the government gives you fierce competition?
>Donate to charity. If it's enough, you might just increase relations with her quite a bit.
>Write-In

>>1219829
Note:Try to start a charity foundation.
>So the government gives you fierce competition?
>Donate to charity. If it's enough, you might just increase relations with her quite a bit.
Just drop like 100 marks in there.
I don't know how that translates to USD.

>Try to remember if your missing anything...

You take out quite a bit of cash, and give it to her. She seems extremely surprised by the amount you give her.

+15 Relations with Kjerstia.

She seems overjoyed at your contribution.

"May the Lord bless you, sir." She says, cheerily.

"Indeed... So, the government gives you fierce competition?"

"Well... Work has been more and more scarce. The owner might even have to close down... Poor thing, he invested all his money into this business when it was beginning to take off, and now he's left penniless and broke."

"Oh."

"A lot of people are... It's quite sad. I've run past entrepreneurs who one day were living in spacious mansions and the next day are living in the street... A lot of people honestly. Most of the smarter ones moved to America though."

"Oh."

"Yeah... But maybe I can find a job here soon, but it's packed full... God, I don't even want to think about trying to get my resume out there again. It was hard enough trying to get this job..." She sighs out.

"Well, I mean... You'll probably have great luck."

"I hope... The only other job offer I have is to work in a workshop..."

"Come on, it won't get that bad."

"I hope not... A lot of the smaller businesses are closing down though. Not many can really compete with government business. Most of them family-owned too. Now a lot of would-be entrepreneurs are terrified of doing anything, because as soon as it gets popular the government wants to get involved."

Actions

>Well... That's certainly sad.
>Hey, that's just capitalism for you.
>...I mean, what's the worst that could happen?
>Why did they start restaurants up in the first place?
>Entrapenurs aren't essential to an economy, you know...
>Write-In

>>1219874
>Crippling business
>Only ones 5 percent of business.
How?

>Well... That's certainly sad.

>>1219887
You did nationalize the major entrepreneurial fast food chains at it's rise, and quickly changed it to a very popular brand. It's not crippling other businesses, but it is certainly hurting small fast food business in Sweden.

>>1219874
Hm.
Maybe we can see about securing her a job in our fast food restaurant.

And also, it is in a sense stiffing future business. Most people don't exactly want to innovate and make new shit if the government's going to take it from them.

"Well, that's certainly sad."

"Yeah... It really is."

"Yeah..." You try to think if you've been missing anything...

"Well, hopefully things get better soon."

"Yeah. Oh... Also, could I have a milkshake for Elslif... And maybe a burger for my other kid."

"You sure do have... A lot of children, sir." She seems a bit shocked at the amount you have.

Actions.

>Eh. My wife's... Clingy, so to speak.
>I stopped counting a long time ago.
>...Hey, could you get something for my wife? (If you guess what your wives want, a small bonus in relations with them!)
>...Honestly, I didn't really think about the implications small business would go through...
>...You know, I could probably find a job for you.
>...I should probably get going...
>...So why do you work at an orphanage anyways?
>Write-In

>>1219940
>...You know, I could probably find a job for you.
>...So why do you work at an orphanage anyways?
>...I should probably get going..
Hey we at least respect patents.

"Why do you work at an orphanage anyways?"

"Oh, I do it for my church, it's a big part of my life."

"Oh, I see... You know, I could probably find a job for you..."

"Really? As what?" She seems excited and quite happy...

Actions

>How would you like to be a waitress at a restaurant? I know someone who knows someone...
>You know, you'd make a good manager...
>I think you have what it takes to be in charge of my restaurant chain...
>...How would you like to hang out sometime? As like an interview?
>Could you give me your phone number first? So I can call you.
>Write-In

>>1220015
>Are you any good at managing a restaurant? If not I could get you a job as a waitress. I know someone.

"Are you any good at managing a restaurant? If not, I could get you a job as a waitress. I know someone."

"I mean, I've never been a manager before... I've mostly just worked cooking and serving... But I'd be happy to try my hand at being a manager!"

Actions

>Make her a waitress.
>Make her a manager.
>Write-In

>>1220092
>Make her a waitress.
If she's good enough she can rise through the ranks

>>1220098
Ya know.
Maybe we should make her a manager.

So manager?

>>1220286
Sure.

Now that I think about it.
since we altered the natural outcome in the nazi dimension.

Does that mean we can see a fight of simo hayha between dragon hitler?

>>1220306
Maybe?

"Well, I'll ask around... Get you promoted up to manager... What do you say?"

"Well... I'm not sure."

"Really?"

"Well... I mean, this is the only place that hired me and pays me a good wage... I don't feel like going behind their back when they need it the most."

Actions

>...Company loyalty. I can respect that... (Increase your offer?)
>Well, once this place gets shut down you can take my offer if you want.
>...Come on. Manager position... It's a great job. (Try to persuade her!)
>If you want, I'll just subsidize this restraunt...
>Write-In

>>1220346

>...Company loyalty. I can respect that... (Increase your offer?)
Ask her how much she's being paid.
let's compare that to what we normal pay our managers and maybe try to match it.


Now I wonder if every dimension has an elite marksman in it.
We found one in the warhammer dimension right?

>>1220346

>Write-In:
"I can definitely respect company loyalty. However, it never hurts to keep your options open. If worse comes to worse and this place ends up going under, feel free to find me. The offer will still be open for you."

"I can definitely respect company loyalty... But come on. How much are you getting paid? My managers get paid far more then you..."

"I'm not sure..."

"Well, just keep your options open. If worse comes to worse, and this place goes under, find me. The offer will still be open to you."

"Well, thank you... But how will I find you?"

Actions

>Don't worry, I'll find you.
>Why don't we exchange phone numbers?
>...Well, just head up to the palace. Easy enough.
>...Try to see if you can get her to join!
>Look into befriending her... Maybe for Solaire or maybe for yourself.
>Write-In

>>1220741
>...Well, just head up to the palace. Easy enough.

"If I'm not there, leave a note with Elizabeth, I'll find you when I get back."

>>1220777
Keep in mind this will alert her to you being Renexizious.

"Well, just head up to the palace, easy enough. If I'm not up there, just leave a note with Elizabeth. I'll find you when I get back..."

You think that brought it all together.

"Wait, your Renexizious? Saint Pope Renexizious?" She seems quite shocked, and amazed...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if your opinion changes...

+3 if you can either try and downplay it a little, or try and boast a bit.
+2 if you can take joy in people recognizing your name.
+2 if you can try to talk to her normally or just inflate your ego a bit.
+1 if you want to slightly hit on her for Solaire.
+2 if you can calm her down.

Rolled 6 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1220847
>I find the best way to make law and govern is to mingle with the common clay of the land. Please, there's no need for formality and titles when I'm just being yet another Swedish citizen.
>(internal thoughts) It's still nice to be recognized though, even if what I've done lately is neither popely nor saintly... Still, it's been what, how long since I stopped being a practicing Catholic and people still recognize me as Saint Pope? I had to have done something right, then.
>Please, don't treat me any differently than you were before. I'm not in any regalia of office, I just wanted some of that delicious food and some time away from the politics of my office.
>And I thank you for bringing to my attention why it is that there's been so little innovation by Swedes lately. I'll have to look further into this, I didn't realize it was driving out the smaller, local shops.

Allowing samefagging if you can continue to try and downplay it and calm her down. Also, if you want, hit on her a bit.

Do you just want me to take your roll and continue on?

>>1220978
Sorry, give me a few more minutes

Rolled 8 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1220893
I kind of don't want to hit on her since she knows that Ren's married, and her as a staunch Catholic would heavily frown upon that, and most likely lose opinion from it.

>Seriously, it's not that big a deal, everyone just wants to get away from the hustle and bustle and enjoy something less stressful, you know? And besides, I can't get burgers this good at home, the kitchen tends to be traditional Swedish fare, with very little spice and kick to it. It's good staple food, but sometimes I want something different, without the papparazzi all over my tail taking photos of each bite for whatever tabloid they work for.

>>1221029
When an anon notices the trap

Also, the dice gods seem to not like your rolls.

But I'll pass it since these write ins are amazing.

"Well, I think the best way to make law and to govern is to mingle with the common clay of the land. Besides, there's no need for formality and titles when I'm just being another Swedish citizen. Please don't treat me any differently than you would before... I'm not in regalia of office, I in all honesty wanted some of your delicious food, and away from politics of my office... Seriously, it's not that big a deal. Everyone wants to get away form the hustle and bustle and enjoy something less stressful, you know? Besides, I can't get burgers this good at home. The kitchen is traditional Swedish fare, very little spice and kick to it. Good stable food, but sometimes I want something different, you know? No paparazzi all over my tail, taking photos of each bite for whatever tabloid they work for."

She still seems stunned, and tries to adjust, having a bit of a stutter from being so stunned.

"I-I mean, your holiness, I-I don't even... Could I get you a discount? I mean, it's the least I could do for gracing us with your presence!"

"Really?"

"Well, I mean, of course. I'd be happy to give you one, your holiness! I erh... I never had a saint compliment my cooking before... I can get you something to go, if you want, your holiness! And I swear if you do not want anyone to know of your presence here, that none but me shall know!"

She seems extremely eager to help you, and is a bit loud.

Actions

>Decline the discount... You'd rather just be treated as a normal Swedish citizen.
>Hey, come on. Keep it down. Do you want the entire Elven Dominion to hear you?
>...Gladly accept. Every penny saved is a penny earned.
>...I should probably go... I mean, it was nice meeting you...
>Write-in

>>1221141
When Dice Gods are fickle, write-ins save the day!

>Decline the discount... You'd rather just be treated as a normal Swedish citizen.
>Write-In
"While I greatly appreciate the offer, I can't in good faith accept it, especially now that I know that your business is in danger of going under."

"While I greatly enjoy the offer, I just can't in good faith accept it... Especially since now I know that your business is in danger of going under."

"Oh... Well... I mean, if you don't want it, that's fine."

"Yeah..."

"Well, thank you for your offer, by the way."

"No problem."

"Could I give you anything? Reallyl?"

"Nope. Thank you though."

"Right... Well, come again please. It was nice to finally meet you, Renexizious."

Actions

>Yeah, it was a pleasure to meet you too.
>...You know, we should hang out sometime.
>I should go...
>Why don't you come with me? You know, on a trip to... Oh, France?
>To be fair, I probably won't come back again.
>Write-In

>>1221299
>Yeah, it was a pleasure to meet you too.
>I should go.

No need to string her along or break her hopes, just a warm smile and a decent tip.

"Yeah... It was a pleasure to meet you too. I should really go though."

You give her a warm smile and a decent tip, and leave with Vasura...

"So... Saint Renexizious?"

"Don't ask."

"Really? Pope too?"

"Yeah..."

"You know, you kinda did go out of you way to talk to her... What, do you think my company's bad or something?"

"Oh come on..."

She elbows you jokingly, with a smile.

"I'm joking! Come on, I'm not like most people getting if you look at a good pair of assets. I mean, I do that too."

"...Erh..."

"...What?"

"Nothing..."

"Anyways, mind if I take some guesses at why you talked to her?"

Actions

>...And no, it wasn't for sex.
>...It's a favor to Solaire, alright?
>...Wait, you look at other people's assets?
>Fine, I guess you can...
>Why don't we leave? Please?
>...Give Vasura a kiss?
>Write-In