Sort out France, encourage industry

>>1188695
Just deal with France

>>1188765
This.

You decide to deal with France...

What do anons?

>Order the military to restore order in France.
>Use Goebbel's propoganda to make the French hate someone besides you!
>Send in the death squad.
>...See about trying to placate them with entertainment. Maybe if you hype up the anime they'll be placated or something?
>...Send a behemoth.
>Send a personal regiment specialized in crowd control. (The Svea Lifeguard)
>Write-In

>>1188897
>Use Goebbel's propoganda to make the French hate someone besides you!

You decide to have Goebbel's propoganda make the French hate someone else...

Roll me a 1d20+7 to see how effective the propoganda is.

+4 if the propoganda can focus on someone, some group, ethnicity, culture, nation etc...
+2 if you can think of ways on how to portray you and Reuviere in a positive light.
+1 if you can see about attempting to put Elizabeth in a good light. Why not?

Rolled 15 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1189091
Focus le elven dominion

Rolled 2 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1189091
Focusing on anarchist would be nice

>>1189381
Ecspecially focus on anarchists since they're the ones who probably stormed the palace. Also it could be a sweeping term for anyone who preaches against the state or takes violent action against it in any sort of action.

>>1189381
>anarchists
Good idea actually.
Go with this.

Anyone else anons?

>>1189621
>Anarchists
>Elven dominion
>Extremists

Is there anyone else that opposes us?

You have Gobbels start some propaganda, flowing against the anarchists.

Elizabeth decides to research something. What will you research anons?

Actions [Choose Two]

> Naval Technology (Bonus from Elizabeth.)
> Cultural Technology (Bonus from Elizabeth having the superior culture of Britannia.)
> Racial Technology.
> Reverse Engineer the Tau Equipment.
> Military Technology.
> Mutagens
> Industrial Technology.
> Government Technology.
> Write In

>>1189719
> Naval Technology (Bonus from Elizabeth.)
What exactly is "cultural technology"?

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>>1189719

> Naval Technology (Bonus from Elizabeth.)
> Industrial Technology.
>Superior culture of britannia
gif related.

>>1189727
We HAD superior culture until the fucking chavs come along.

>>1189743
>When people keep appropriating culture
Now that I'm thinking.
Sad we weren't around for the harlem renaissance

I wonder if there are any other interesting culture and art shifts going on right now

>>1189722
Cultural Tech is basically tech used to make Sweden more popular to tourists and immigrants, and that sort of thing, along with attempting to increase happiness.

>>1189856
Oh. In that case work on industrial tech. For a minute as thought it would be stuff like electric guitars or boom boxes.

>>1189856
Hey after we get our shit done can we take a look and crack open that advanced enchantment book?

>>1189875
We should use our son to make money.
Apparently we can do that.

>>1189875
Well, that's quite it. Having better music and whatnot would increase tourism.

>>1189883
Yeah but for common people which would become part of Swedish culture.

You decide to wrok on Naval Technoology.

What to work on anons?

>Super-Heavy Battleship Theory (Impossible currently! Research Super Battleship Theory! A huge ship capable of firing enough cannons to level a fortress or a carrier in a single volley. Is very expensive and hard to produce.)
>Super Battleship Theory (Impossible currently! You need to research Battleship theory! A Super Battleship can bombard land from a long ways away and is very powerful but slow!)
>Battleship Theory (Capital Ship, takes a long time to make but can be quite powerful.)
>Battle Cruiser Theory (Easily produced Battleship, less effective in combat.)
>1940 Destroyers (Great against submarines!)
>Depth Charge Destroyers (Even better against submarines!)
>Mine Laying Destroyers (Can lay anti-ship mines in water temporarily!)
>Heavy Carrier Theory (Requires Carrier Theory! Heavy Carrier Theory has carriers with light armaments and even more planes)
>Carrier Theory
>Landing Craft.
>1930's Frigate. (Fast, easily made combat vessel.)
>Merchant Raider (Disguised Merchant Ships. Hard to detect but very weak, but capable of surprise attacks.)
>Missile Ship. (Fast, and capable of firing extremely deadly rockets. Expensive, and requires 1960's Battleship technology._
>Nuclear Submarine (Requires 1960's Submarine Theory. Submarine will let you fire long-range missiles from it.)
>Submarine Theory
>Write-In

>>1189965
>Submarine Theory
I assume we need to study this to get nuclear subs.
Might as well.
Subs are bretty gud.

>>1189965
>Battle Cruiser Theory (Easily produced Battleship, less effective in combat.)
>Carrier Theory
>Depth Charge Destroyers (Even better against submarines!)

If we can't choose multiple then I pick battle cruisers. They seem relatively versatile.

>>1189981
Can't choose multiple.

>>1189987
Just do battle cruiser theory.

Roll me a 1d20+6 to do battle cruiser theory as Elizabeth.

+3 if you can try to think of a unique name for the battle cruiser class your making.
+2 if Elizabeth can boast for a bit to Gwynevere about controlling the strongest nation on earth... save for America. (+1 if she can promptly be envious towards America, and why they should just go back to being good loyal colonists. Honorary +1 bonus if you can be a bit maternal in the argument.)
+2 if Elizabeth can think a bit about sweet things Ren might do for her on Valentines Day.
+1 if Gwynevere can try to think of things to maybe give Chrysoula for Valentines Day. (+1 if she promptly gets too nervous to even think about it and chicken out. +1 if Elizabeth can poke some fun at it.)

If everything is done, the progress for the 1910 Battle Cruiser will be a bit better.

Rolled 1 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1190008
How about the Cataphract class.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1190008

>>1190026
GG

>>1190028
At least we still have that free barbaric roll right.

Do anons want to use the free barbaric?

>>1190030
Liz doesn't get a barbaric roll anon.
And I'm not sure if we still have that free one.

>>1190033
Yes please.

>>1190033
Sure.
apparently we do have it

Roll me a 1d20.
+2 if Elizabeth can barbarically hate Ren's womanizing and desire him for herself. (+1 if she can think of how happy Ren would be with her if he didn't womanize, and what a happy family she would have...)
+2 if Elizabeth can boast for a bit to Gwynevere about controlling the strongest naval nation on earth... save for America. (+1 if she can promptly be envious towards America, and why they should just go back to being good loyal colonists. Honorary +1 bonus if you can be a bit maternal in the argument.)
+2 if Elizabeth can think a bit about sweet things Ren might do for her on Valentines Day.
+1 if Gwynevere can try to think of things to maybe give Chrysoula for Valentines Day. (+1 if she promptly gets too nervous to even think about it and chicken out. +1 if Elizabeth can poke some fun at it.)

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1190072

Rolled 1 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1190072
Gwynevere can get chrysoula more clothes

>Valentines day is coming soon
fug.
Gotta get presents.
He'll probably prepare some good food for valentines day maybe make some chocolates. Poems are likely as well.

>>1190078
Shit

>>1190078
Welp liz can't into naval design.
Anyways as I said we should procure more funds.
And read that damned enchanting book

>>1190072
So once this civ turn ends can we exit civ mode again?

Critical Failure!

You put accidentally damage Renexizious's laboratory after a design you were working on flew away from a turned on fan that went into somesort of pipe, which blocked it up and caused the pipe to explode, sending steam all over the place. You barely escape and tell the slaves to take care of it... A hour or two goes by and most of the steam leaves before you head back in to work...

You decide to work on industrial equipment... Mostly making it more safe and easier to use. After this you should get a lot more options again...

Roll me a 1d20+5 anons.

+3 if Elizabeth can sweetly think of Ren and be excited for Valentines Day activities.
+3 if Gwynevere can worry a bit about Chrysoula and Ren and worry about Valentines Day activities and be a bit sad she can't really hang out with Chrysoula without attracting suspicion.
+2 if Elizabeth can think about how cute Ren is, how comfortable he is next to her hoard... That sort of thing.
+1 if Gwynevere can mention how strange it is Elizabeth's so attached to Ren and money and even has a bit of a hoard.
+2 if Gwynevere and Elizabeth can do something together while working on this.

Rolled 13 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1190144
Be hyped for the potential romance and flood of gifts
And tumbling. Always tumbling.
Gwynever would worry about if these valentine plans involve chrysoula. She'd also sulk at the fact she can't be around chrysoula because she'd act to suspicious and her feelings would be obvious.

>So is it odd I find it weird how you obsess on having ren next to and in your hoard and your obsession with having a hoard of slaves and money in general?

Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1190144
I get Valentine's Day is about romance but wouldn't it be a bit odd for Ren to celebrate a holiday dedicated to a Christian priest killed by the Romans for breaking the law.

>>1190171
Christmas is weird too.
Literally all holidays might as well be for the purpose of commerce or vacations.

>>1190177
Well Christmas at least has Pagan roots that at least influenced Christmas traditions. I'm not sure the same could be said for Valentine's Day, although Cupid is a common symbol and he's technically a Roman god.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OImabGvoQNs

Do anons want to get a higher success by Gwynevere and Elizabeth doing something together while working?

>>1190231
They can talk about clothes and fashion.
I have no doubt gwyn is /fa/

>>1190237
Why do you say?

13+12=25

Good Success!

You get some good work in, and manage to get the safety part done certainly... Now you decide to look into increasing the rate of production...

Roll me a 1d20+6 for how much money you get out of this.

+3 if Elizabeth can defend her hoarding habits, and think about what she likes to hoard.
+2 if Gwynevere can try to continue to point out how it's not normal and be a bit concerned.
+3 if Elizabeth can fantasize a bit about hoarding. Just a bit.
+2 if Elizabeth can reflect Gwynevere's concern by mentioning how concerned she is Gwynevere wants to show off all the time and is interested in another woman... Scandalous!
+2 if Elizabeth and Gwynevere can do something else while working.

>>1190271
Shit, it's technically a great success. The device is extremely safe.

Rolled 10 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1190271

Rolled 10 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1190271
She cares alot about looking nice.
And seems to like revealing clothes.

>It's natural to want nice things isn't it? And wanting your husband around more is fair.

>Well yes but you seem to be overdoing it. Keep this up and you'll be like how ren's mom was only we can't keep him cooped up. At all. Plus why would you even want to sleep on money. It's metal. Not good for sleeping.

Allowing samefagging if you can continue to defend Elizabeth's habit of hoarding and sleeping with Ren, and reflect it to concern about Gwynevere being sultry and liking women...

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1190307
>You can't blame me for keeping a close watch on all my stuff when there's so much that could happen. For all we know there's probably a character named Macguffin or seeming wanting to steal our treasure. Only by keeping a insanely vigilant eye on it is it safel

Well, the only thing left for anons to get plenty of money is to do the rest of the bonuses.

>>1190416
Gib me a second

>>1190271
Imagine a pile of gold and how sleeping in it is like.
I'm talking a mountain of the shiny metal.

>Well you have an obsession with showing off all the time not to mention you're interested in other women.

>'Cough' Coming from the bisexual.
They'll do something else.
They'll engage in a back and forth regarding liz's sexuality.

Going to pass out for a mintue anond. I'lll be back in a while.

>>1190482
A tiny bit more effort please.

>>1190589
A mountain of gold. Each coin gleaming under the torch light in a massive system of caves forming a great labyrinthine lair. Occasionally dotted by precious gems of course. You might also find the odd chalice or magic relic.

10+18=28

Success!

Elizabeth earns you 8$ Million, and factories tend to produce a bit more making hiring soldiers a bit less expensive.

Of course, you are back to being Renexizious!

You decide to maybe try and get back on... Decent terms with Charlemagne. Of course, you need to figure out how to do this...

What do anons?

>Send him a gift. That autograph of Goebbels will greatly please him. (High Opinion gain. Can be used alongside something else!)
>Send him a gift of something?
>Dedicate something in his honor? (Possibly high opinion gain, depending on what it is. Something Nationalistic will boost it.)
>Bring him back home?
>Try to get Svana to help you. She's willing to help folster better relations.
>Send him a long worded letter?
>Write-In

>>1191968
>Send him a gift. That autograph of Goebbels will greatly please him. (High Opinion gain. Can be used alongside something else!)

>>1191968
>Send him a gift. That autograph of Goebbels will greatly please him. (High Opinion gain. Can be used alongside something else!)
>Bring him back home?

So do anons want to bring Charlemagne back home or not?

>Bring him back home?
>Keep him overseas in command of Vietnam!
>Send a commander to Vietnam to replace Charlemagne!
>Write-In

>>1192151
>>Bring him back home?
>Send a commander to Vietnam to replace Charlemagne!
pragius

>>1192188
This

You decide to send Prague to Vietnam and recall Charlemagne...

+25 opinion from Charlemagne.
20 was from the gift.

You hear Charlemagne is ecstatic about your gift, but disappointed to be leaving his men behind. From what you heard he's given a few medals by his officers, and a very warm goodbye by his men who are disappointed to see him go... From what you hear, a small platoon of Commandos have even pledged to become his personal guard, which he agrees to... Of course the officers approve of the commandos transfer, but you could veto your son gaining power...

What do anons?

> Veto this!
> Allow it! (Charlemagne gets a highly trained human commando personal regiment.)
>Write In

>>1192253
> Allow it! (Charlemagne gets a highly trained human commando personal regiment.)

We just need our own highly trained multi racial commando regiment.

You decide to allow him to have his own personal regiment.

With that done, you note that Renexizia seems anxious, energetic, and particularly destructive. Mostly because you find her gnawing on a portrait and she excused it as it "falling in her mouth."

The next thing you decide to do is to spread your religion...

Actions

> Convert someone you know! (People who worship the Greek gods are converted easier.)
> Get your slaves to worship your gods...
> Head to the university.
> You need to appeal to that theology club to spread faster... Look into that.
> Write In

>>1192428
> You need to appeal to that theology club to spread faster... Look into that.

You look into the theology club... What do anons?

> Try to convert the professor patron, a minotaur professor in Germany. (Easier to convert the club, and may befriend the teacher.)
> Head to convert the club... (Hard)
> Maybe try to see if Kailua the yuan ti you befriended goes to it. Maybe convert her to help you...
> See about getting Bastion's help.
> Write In

>>1192696
Also if you want, you can take someone along with you to try and convert, like Chrysoula or F rankizka.

>>1192696
> Try to convert the professor patron, a minotaur professor in Germany. (Easier to convert the club, and may befriend the teacher.)

I don't know why my phone said Germany rather than Greece...

You head to convince the professor of the roman gods...

You find the professor on lunch break, sitting outside mostly alone, enjoying a lettuce sandwich with ranch...

You give him a wave and sit at his table while he wipes his mouth with a napkin.

"Hey.... I heard you were the professor in charge of Theology and History club?"

"Oh, I am indeed. Were you interested in joining?"

"Perhaps. "

"Ah. What's holding you back?"

"Well, you know. I'm not exactly Catholic."

"Really?" He looks at you with a kind curious look, clearly intrigued.

"Yeah... I worship the Roman gods."

He is clearly interested, setting his sandwich down.

Roll me 1d20+6 for conversion.

+3 if you can talk about what you worship and why, and why he should consider it.
+2 if you can compare the roman gods to the Greek gods.
+2 if you can say good things about minotaur.
+2 if you can talk about how much diversity you would bring...

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Rolled 17 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1193066
>Minotaurs will convert to a different religion because of diversity
They sound like the liberal women of this world

>>1193095
That's the immigrants moving. The more educated ones tend to be liberal quite a bit, and that represents quite a bit of the population of minotaurs.
The ones in their country that don't immigrate are a bit different.

17+6=23

Good Success

"Well, you should consider it. It's very interesting, the roman pantheon. Look into it a bit."

"Well, it certainly will be interesting, changing it from a Christian echo chamber... But I'm curious would you indulge me in asking why you worship the Roman pantheon?"

You haven't converted him but he seems very open to listening and hearing your arguments.

What do?

> Well, I'm somewhat related...
> Why not? They're an interesting religion.
> Why do you worship the Greek gods?
> I'd rather not say.
> Write In

>>1193234
> Why not? They're an interesting religion
If we say we're related then we'll probably just look like a mad man... again.
> Why do you worship the Greek gods?

Well, it's an interesting religion... Why did you worship the Greek gods?"

"To be fair, I'm agnostic... Scientifically speaking I can't tell for sure."

"Rather strange for someone agnostic to be leading the Theology club."

"Well, I was hoping my students ideas and beliefs would be challenged."

"Oh."

"But many people don't exactly like us agnostics... Even in Sweden." He sighs a bit, thinking.

Actions

> Well, the gods do exist you know. I can prove it.
> Sounds like a story behind that, professor...
> Well, why don't we talk about something?
> Well, let me show you the truth...
> Why are you minotaurs so liberal?
> Write In

>>1193278
> Sounds like a story behind that, professor...
> Why are you minotaurs so liberal?

"Sounds like there's a story behind that..."

"Well... My parents were humans, you know. Artists. I was put into an orphanage because they didn't want s minotaur child like me and I worked up, got the best grades I could, and went to the best academy I could. I realized there isn't much scientific knowledge about the gods, so I decided to put my faith in science, really."

"Oh... Would you care if I ask why minotaurs are so liberal? "

"Mostly because humans tend to be scared or dislike us. Most of us just want a world without us being called overgrown cows..." he says, trying to hide some bitterness.

Actions

> Come on. I'm a "human" and I certainly think your equal.
> To be fair, you kind of are a bit overgrown.
> Sorry about your parents abandoning you.
> Write In

>>1193362
> Come on. I'm a "human" and I certainly think your equal.
>Although you and your kind are rather gargantuan compared to other races

>>1193362
> Come on. I'm a "human" and I certainly think your equal.


Sorry buddy but any world like that is decades if not a century off.

"Come on. I'm a human, and I certainly think your equal... Though you and your kind are rather gargantuan compared to other races..."

"Come on. We aren't that big..."

Actions

>...You are actually really that big. I'm not joking.
>...How are you even sitting in that chair? It would of been crushed under your weight.
>Well, compared to one person I know, your half her size...
>...Try to get back on topic!
>Hey, come on. I can show you that us humans can be good towards minotaurs. I'm talking to you, anyways.
>Well, how would you feel if your child was a human?
>...Well, to be honest that's centuries away.
>...What are other minotaurs you know like?
>Write-in

>>1193427
>...Try to get back on topic!

>>1193427
>...Try to get back on topic!

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can continue to talk about the Roman Pantheon and influence the professor towards it.

+3 if you can try to give good arguments against his agnosticism.
+2 if you can talk how large and muscular minotaurs are compared to most people, and why they tend to slightly scare humans.
+2 if you can also mention your opinion over him being abandoned by his parents and building up to going to a good university. (+1 if you can try to paint it as the roman god helping him, and express your opinion about his parents.)
+1 if you can mention your opinion about minotaur's generally liberal attitude.

Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1193472

Rolled 9 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1193472
>Well minotaurs tend to be stronger than most people. Of course they would react like this. It's slightly fear slightly pride. And I don't mind the liberal attitude it's better than most alternatives.

Anons are at a minor success. If anons want, you can do a few bonuses to increase the success or just refine >>1193486 a lot more.

14+8=22

Minor Success!

"Well, you know... Minotaurs tend to be stronger than most people. Of course they would react like this. It's slightly fear, slightly pride. And I really don't mind the liberal attitude, it's better than most alternatives..."

"Hm... Well, if anything it's the humans who are small... Well, why don't we talk about the roman pantheon you worship?"

You converse with him a bit, talk about what the roman pantheon is... He seems interested, that's for sure.

You've successfully converted him 2/4th's of the way...

Roll me a 1d20+6 to make more progress!

+3 if you can continue to provide religious arguments!
+2 if you can defend your size. You are far, far larger then him... (+1 if you can be slightly offended at him thinking your the size of a human. +1 if you can emasculate him by telling him you know of a minotaur twice his size.)
+1 if Renexizious can talk favorably about minotaurs compared to humans.

Auotsuccess if you can do some good arguments and do all the bonuses.

Rolled 20 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>1193772
>I would say that the whole point of religion is faith. If you're looking for scientific evidence of which God exists I doubt you'll find it. The best thing to do is to pick a religion that sounds decent and reasonable and go with it and I am not small. Magic is just convenient. So do not presume me to be like regular mortals. Also your size does not faze me. I've seen minotaurs twice your size. Regardless of size though all the ones I meet seem to be quite reasonable. I at least haven't heard of any complaints regarding the fact there are other races. Yet.

Who's Kailua?

>>1193772
Oh yeah what time is it?
Can we stop by that magic college in oslo?

>>1193813
What? Fuck my phone, it might of autocorrected that. I meant Kamilia earlier.

Critical Success!

"I would say that the whole point of religion is faith. If you're looking for scientific evidence of which God exists I doubt you'll find it. The best thing to do is to pick a religion that sounds decent and reasonable and go with it and I am not small. Magic is just convenient. So do not presume me to be like regular mortals. Also your size does not faze me. I've seen minotaurs twice your size, easy. Regardless of size though all the ones I meet seem to be quite reasonable. I at least haven't heard of any complaints regarding the fact there are other races."

He seems even more curious, and quite convinced...

"Hm... Well, you certainly have a point with the whole religion aspect. But how would we know that gods or God exists without proof?"

"We just do, I guess."

You sit around for a bit.

"...Also, I highly doubt there's minotaurs twice as large as me. That's a scientific impossibility. That would be extremely impractical too..." Judging from his face, he clearly doesn't believe you. And is a bit sensitive about it.

"Eh. It just works."

"...But I think you do most certainly have a point... I'll look gladly into it."

He pauses, and takes a bite out of his sandwich.

"Want a bit?"

"No, no. I don't eat vegetables."

"Hm... Well, judging from your mannerisms and saying "mortal"... I would presume you aren't human?"

"Well... Just consider my words, alright?"

"I certainly will."

Roll me a 1d20+4 for how religious the minotaur becomes TOWARDS the Roman Gods. The higher it is, the more likely he will try to show people the light, etc, and the more loyal he will be to you.

+3 if you can continue to try and argue for being religious and pious to the Roman Gods specifically.
+1 if you can mention the Roman God's opinion towards other species and minotaurs.
+2 if you can poke a bit of fun at the minotaur being smaller than Chrysoula +1 if you can mention how hard it is for Chrysoula to do things and struggle at it. She's almost twenty feet after all.)
+2 if you can also either reveal yourself or try to "prove" your humanity.

Autosuccess if everything happens and you make the Roman gods look good.

>>1193845
Certainly. But it's in Stockholm. Or do you mean the unique College of Moscow?

Rolled 11 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1193866
Who's Kamilia?

Rolled 10 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1193866
>Look it's entirely possible to be a theoligist and have one religion you choose. And yes there is a minotaur much larger than you. I know her. She tends to struggle in daily life. Honestly I meet alot of odd people. But as the emperor I tend to travel alot.
Hm.
Venus is trending higher on the scale of like among the roman pantheon for me.

>>1193871
I mean the magic college in stockholm.
>>1193888
Ya know.
The yuan-ti in the college in stockholm?
One of our college friends along with bastion?

Eh. If you poke some more fun and go a bit more in depth about the minotaur-size thing, I'll let this be an autosuccess.

>>1193943
>"Do you feel weak being smaller than someone. Half-pint? It's fine. Odd things tend to happen around me. I made half dragons. Why not make a minotaur bigger. Honestly it's not that hard. Just a good mutagen.

"Look it's entirely possible to be a theoligist and have one religion you choose. And yes there is a minotaur much larger than you. I know her. Do you feel weak being smaller than someone. Half-pint? It's fine. Odd things tend to happen around me. I made half dragons. Why not make a minotaur bigger. Honestly it's not that hard. Just a good mutagen. She tends to struggle in daily life. Honestly I meet a lot of odd people. But as the emperor I tend to travel a lot."

"You? The Emperor of Sweden?"

"Yeah."

"Weren't you supposed to be extremely catholic?"

"Was. Now, how would you like to convert to the Roman Pantheon?"

"Well... I fail to see what's wrong with the Greek gods... But I really do see your point. You know, maybe I should start worshiping the gods again... But why Roman?"

Actions

>They're cool as fuck. They conquered most of Europe.
>Well, technically speaking I'm related to one...
>Because it's the superior religion, clearly.
>Write-In for reasons. (Write-in reasons will slightly increase his opinion of you.)

>>1194169
>Because it's the superior religion, clearly.

>>1194169
>Firstly they don't claim that there is only one true God. Also each god has different aspects that they rule over so some might choose to worship one god instead of another it's more flexible worship wise in that way. Also I consider the mythology interesting as well.

"Firstly, they don't claim there's only one true God. Each god has different aspects they rule over so some can choose to worship one god instead of another. It's flexible worship wise that way... Also the mythology is interesting."

"Well, fair enough. I understand the appeal of them... I'll look into it. Until then, I recommend you come to our theology club, Emperor. Perhaps teach people a thing or two?"

Huh. You agree, and say goodbye to the teacher, and head home...

You eventually arrive home, and decide to relax for a bit... You get yourself some mead, sit down, and drink a bit and watch television. You've been through enough for one month...

You pass out to your favorite show, Gunsmoke...

After a few hours you wake up to Elizabeth gently poking your arm.

"Ren?"

You mumble a bit, your eyes still closed...

"Ren, I need you... Please get up..."

Her voice seems quite worreid...

"It's about Charlemagne dear. Please, get up..."

She hugs you tightly, her bust slightly in your face... It's almost impossible to say no and go back to sleep when melons like those are in front of you...

Actions

>Try to go back to sleep... (Go to the next civ action.)
>...Elizabeth? What's wrong?
>...Lustfully grab and make out with her to put her fears aside.
>Write-In

>>1194465
>...Elizabeth? What's wrong?
>...Lustfully grab and make out with her to put her fears aside.
We should exit civ mode.
Get more things done.

You can't help but waking up, and just... You give her a hug, and purposely maneuver yourself into her assets...

"Elizabeth? What's wrong?"

She seems quite upset, and you help her onto the bed, careful to put her onto your lap... And her assets facing you.

"W-well... I heard that Charlemagne was coming back so I was planning on cleaning up his room... A-and... I-I found a swastika flag Ren... Not to mention a-a nazi uniform a-and..." She sniffles a bit, clearly upset, and leans next to you for reassurance.
"I-I found his membership to the Swedish National Socialist party..."

She seems extremely upset, and cries a bit into your shoulder, extremely so.

"W-why is my baby boy a nazi Ren? What made him into one!"

She clearly wants your reassurance, and clings to you tightly... Pressing up against you...

Actions

>Comfort and calm down Elizabeth...
>...Did you do anything with his stuff?
>He's just like that Elizabeth, ok?
>What's wrong with wanting to help your people?
>Elizabeth, you shouldn't of gone in his room in the first place.
>...Come on. What if I gave you a good tumble and we relaxed together?
>...That's far enough. His fascist tendencies are tolerable, but when it makes Elizabeth upset...
>Write-In

>>1194523
>What's wrong with wanting to help your people?

So Liz doesn't like fascism either?

"Well, Elizabeth... What's wrong with wanting to help your people?"

"Ren, he's a national socialist! He's a nazi!"

She hugs you tightly.

"I don't know what to do... I mean, I never had a kid turn into a nazi..." She seems extremely worried.

Hm...

Actions

>Elizabeth, Charlemagne's not a "nazi", he's a "fascist", ok?
>Come on. Everyone has their own ideology...
>Liz... Come on, maybe we can get Charlemagne to calm down a bit with it...
>He's just misguided, ok?
>Come on, he's fine...
>Are you kidding Elizabeth? Why do you hate Hitler? He's pretty cool in my opinion.
>Comfort her?
>Write-in

>>1194553
Really making me think here.
>Come on. Everyone has their own ideology...
Even though I'm not in the state of mind for deep thought.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can get Elizabeth to tolerate Charlemagne's ideology.

+3 if you can give Elizabeth arguments why Charlemagne's ideology should be tolerated. (+1 if you can appeal to her maternal nature.)
+2 if you can be lustful and lewd as hell towards Elizabeth... (+1 if you can compliment her assets lewdly.)
+2 if Elizabeth can inadvertantly have her assets distract you while she's upset.
+2 if Ren can try to comfort Elizabeth...

If everything's done, Elizabeth will calm down...

Rolled 19 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1194605
>Come on liz he's your son. You should tolerate it at least a bit. Besides I doubt it's as bad as you make it out to be. I don't hear of him doing anything distasteful right. Come on realx. Let;s cuddle for a bit.

I'm too out of it for lewd shit.

>>1194616
Fair enough.

19+10=29

Good Success

"Come on Elizabeth, he's your son. Tolerate it a bit. Besides, it's not as bad as you make it out to be... I don't hear him doing anything distasteful or anything, so let's just relax, ok? Cuddle a bit, maybe?"

She cuddles up next to you, still unsure of what to do... You hug her nice, sleek body... After a bit she begins to calm down a bit.

"Ren?"

"Hm?"

"Did you know Charlemagne was... Was so..."

"What? A national socialist?"

She cuddles up against you.

"Yes... God, I hope no one hears about this..."

Actions

>I didn't, Elizabeth. It's a shock to me as well. (Lie)
>Well, there were signs. I never thought anything of it though. (Half-Lie)
>Well, I did, yes...
>...Try to distract her from this question.
>Write-in

>>1194627
>Well, I did, yes...

Ya know.
In some ways Ren is less lustful than some people.
I mean.
He can go months without sex or any form of release like that.
Some people

>>1194632
Well, I assume his wives are attractive enough that he doesn't think about it too often.

"Well, I did.. Yes."

"Really? Why didn't you tell me Ren? I mean, we could of prevented this together..." She says, a bit disappointed...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to avoid possible relation loss.

+3 if you can come up with an excuse or apology for Elizabeth.
+2 if you can compliment Elizabeth.
+1 if you can mention how much you trust Elizabeth...

Rolled 6 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1194639
So he just goes months at a time with no need for sex or other carnal needs?
>>1194645
>"Sorry for not telling you honestly I didn't think much of it at the time. I should have told you and trusted you to deal with this. You are good at things like this."

>>1194670
I'd assume so. Mostly just fondling, being lewd, that sort of thing.

Allowing samefagging if you can compliment Elizabeht more.

Rolled 7 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1194683
>I'm sure you could have handled this expertly. You're good at dealing with people. Just as good at dealing with people as you are good looking.

Rolled 1 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1194683
Huh.
Guess he is calm in a sense then.
>Come on my lovely dragoness if it disturbs you so much we can talk to him later. But forget about that for now and keep my company. It'd surely brighten my day.

So. Do anons want to use barbaric to avoid MASSIVE opinion loss?

>Yes!
>No!

>>1194730
>Yes!

Roll me a 1d20 anons.

+3 if Renexizious can barbarically apologize to Elizabeth.
+2 if he can be supportive of Charlemagne!
+2 if he can be lustful and lewd towards Elizabeth.
+2 if you can barbarically tell Elizabeth how beautiful she is, and how lucky you are to have met her. (+1 if you can also tell Gywnever this!)
+2 if you can show your affection for Elizabeth. Barbarically, of course.

Also, just curious, since we're with a waifu. Will anons eventually go after the centaur or yuan-ti? I'm curious if this will ever pop up agian.

Rolled 6 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1194749
Sure I'd like to go talk to them when we aren't fucking busy.

Though trying to bed the centaur I'm not sure.
I'd like to befriend her though.
Also I want to show the centaur the ceramic armor. Since we are kind of allies.
And meeting the yuan-ti for solaire is something we can do when we leave civ mode now that I think about it.

>Barbarically apologize
Hm...


>Liz, Gwy. You two are so beautiful. Truly wonderful. So wonderful I would take you right now if I could. In fact...
Sling her over our shoulder and take her to the bedroom.

This is the best I have.

>>1194798
I'd be certainly concerned about trying to tumble a centaur.

Well anon... Certainly is an interesting approach.

Well, I'll let this become an autosuccess if you can appeal to Elizabeth's very maternal nature and desire for more children, and Gwynevere's desire to show off.

>>1194805
>I'd certainly be concerned about trying to tumble a centaur.
But your taste is shit anyways to be honest.

>Come on liz didn't you say you wanted more children? And gwynevere maybe you'll show me a fun time. We can all have fun together.

>>1194823
Wow, fucking thanks. So if I say don't date the Centaur, anons will date the Centaur because I have shit taste.
It's like anons want to have a fucking zoo in their lair.

"Liz, Gwynevere... You two are so beautiful... Truly wonderful... So wonderful I would take you right now if I could... In fact..."

You grab Elizabeth, slinging her over your shoulder. She resists quite a bit.

"Ren! Put me down!"

"Come on Liz. Didn't you say you wanted more children? Besides, Gwynevere can show me a fun time too... We can all have fun together..." You say, with thoughts of degeneracy abound in your mind. Your wife resists half-heartily and you take her into the bedroom, and she shifts into her half-dragon form while you prepare the usual...

Roll me a 1d20+9 to tumble Elizabeth.

+3 if you can get her minds away from Charlemagne, and instead towards making her husband happy.
+2 if you can do barbaric things.
+1 if you can barbraically comment on the whole "slinging your wife over the shoulder".
+2 if you can be lewd to your wife.

Autosuccess if everything happens.

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Rolled 13 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1194947
The centaur will go well with the minotaur and the lust daemon we keep down there.

>>1194992
Why the fuck are anons interested in horse lady princesses anyways

13+9=22

Good Success!

You get Elizabeth to give you a great tumble, and after a while, you feel Elizabeth relax, and fall asleep gently. You caress her, having withstood one of your mighty tumbles, and hear a knock at the door.

"Ren?"

"Hm? What is it?"

"Oh! S-sorry! I was just hearing some banging and I came up to check if you were alright."

"I am."

"Oh. Uh... Good... Oh! By the way Ren, guess what?" Chrysoula seems quite excited.

"What?"

"Well... The foreman gave me a raise... I was curious if you wanted anything while I was out at work."

"Nothing as far as I can tell."

"Oh, yeah... Hey, can you uh, tell me what this Valentines Day thing is? I hear Elizabeth going on about it. I was kind of curious what it is... I mean, I think it has to do with chocalate... I uh, never had that before... I-I mean, if you want I can get some for you at the store... I mean, I bet my raise and promotion will pay for it... I'm already planning to get Elizabeth and Frankizka some... I heard they had a deal for those heart shaped candies and I was thinking if you wanted some..."

Actions

>Erh... I mean, it's fine Chrysoula. I don't need any.
>I wouldn't mind...
>Why are you getting Frankizka and Elizabeth heartshaped candy? You know that signifies love, right?
>You got promoted too? What did you get promoted to?
>Chrysoula... I'm supposed to get you stuff. Not the other way around.
>Hey, Chrysoula? Why don't you come in here?
>I think it would be really sweet of you to do that Chrysoula. Getting me and everyone candy would be nice.
>...Wait, you never had chocolate before?
>Write-In

>>1195026
Knightly ladies a cute.
Princesses are also a cute.
>Chrysoula during valentines you give chocolates to people you love. As in romantically. And I'm supposed to get gifts for you not the other way around. Also I'm pretty sure you wouldn't want chocolate.

>>1195051
Gotta collect all the waifus anon

"Chrysoula. During Valentines day, you give chocalates to people you love."

"I mean, I love Elizabeth, you, and Frankizka...O-oh! And my dad..."

"Romantically."

"...Oh." You hear, after a long awkward pause. You think she's a bit embarrased.

"...And I'm supposed to get you gifts. Not the other way around. And I'm pretty sure you wouldn't want chocolate."

"I mean, why do you have to get me gifts? I don't see why I can't just get you and Flames s-something..."

Actions

>I mean, if you want you can.
>Chrysoula, all I ever wanted for Valentines day was you, Elizabeth, and Frankizka. Really, that's it. You don't need to get me anything else.
>...How cute Chrysoula... Well, go ahead if you want. I won't stop you.
>Hey, I uh... I just wanted to say I'm proud you have a job, ok?
>...Do you want to do something together soon?
>Write-In

>>1195068
I know it's my destiny.
>Hey, I uh... I just wanted to say I'm proud you have a job, ok?
>Chrysoula all I want for valentines day is you, frankizka, and liz to all get along. and for us to have a good time. That's it.

"Hey... By the way, I just wanted to say I"m proud of you for having a job, ok? And Chrysoula, all I want for Valentines day is for you, Liz, and Frankizka to all get along, and to have a great time. That's it."

"Oh... Well, I can do that... Hey, Ren?"

"What?"

"M-maybe when we get back we can do something together. I uh, I heard we had a pool. I was curious about swimming. Maybe we could do that?"

Some part of you is extremely attracted by the idea of that.
Is it a good sign that your attracted to a minotaur?
That's debatable...

Actions

>Sure. That sounds amazing.
>...Why don't I bring Elizabeth and Frankizka too?
>Well... Do you have a swimsuit?
>Why don't you just stay home today?
>Eh. I had things I wanted to do...
>Reassure your mind that your relationship with Chrysoula is completely fine and natural.
>Write-In

>>1195105
>Well... Do you have a swimsuit?
>Sure. That sounds amazing.

There is nothing to worry about.
Everything is 100% okay.
As long as we don't consider fur an sexually attractive trait we're fine.

>>1195113

A good question is if anons are attracted to Chrysoula or not. Or if they just want to be friends, overshot by nearly a thousand meters, and now Ren's concerned about his attraction to a twenty-feet minotaur with extremely great cleavage. And by god do I mean great.

The best question though, is how many people can boast to be married to a twenty-foot minotaur with amazing cleavage who's shy as fuck?

"Well, do you have a swim suit?"

"Well, yes... It's a bit basic though..."

"Well, sure. It sounds amazing."

"Really? Thanks. It would be nice to relax with you when I get home..."

"Yeah."

"...But really? You wouldn't mind?"

"Why not?"

"Well, I mean... It kind of reminds me of the time I took a bath with uh... You know. Flames. He was good at it... I uh... Can I see him soon?"

"Chrysoula?"

"Oh... That was a uh... I meant if I could see him soon. If he was busy... I uh... I miss him. N-not that you aren't great too! But uh... I mean..." She stammers up a bit, unable to really clarify.

Actions

>It's fine if you want the company of Flames... It's natural.
>...Come on. Me and Flames are in the same body... We're always here.
>If you want, I can go with you to work. We can hang out a bit...
>...You know, giving you a full-fledged hygienic bath would be a good idea.
>I should go...
>...Write-In

>>1195156
>It's fine if you want the company of Flames... It's natural.

"It's fine if you want the company of Flames Chrysoula. It's natural."

"Well... I'll uh... I'll just see you when I get home, ok?"

"Alright... Love you."

You head back to bed and hear Chrysoula leave...
It takes a bit but eventually Elizabeth wakes up again, calm, comfortable... And a bit tired.

"So, did my "shock and awe" work on you?"

"I erh... I certainly wasn't expecting being tumbled tonight..."

"Did you like it?"

"Well, of course."

She cuddles up and nuzzles against you, your tail slowly wrapping and her nice body...

"...Thank's Ren... It just... I'm still a bit shocked, I guess."

"Yeah."

"...Thanks for comforting me though. It means a lot."

She gives you a kiss on the nose.

Actions

>Well... Want to go again?
>...No problem. I just thought that it would be a good way to lower stress...
>I hope you understand not to judge Charlemagne...
>I should probably get up and do something...
>...Hey, Liz? How would you like to go swimming when Chrysoula gets back?
>Write-in

>>1195891
>I should probably get up and do something...

"I should probably get up and do something Liz..."

She seems quite disappointed, but you give her a kiss and think about what to do...

Actions

>Head back to Civ Mode.
>Go research something for a while...
>Maybe visit your parents/
>You know, the Japanese Embassy might be coming soon. Maybe you should celebrate them coming here?
>Look into overseeing the animators. Just to see where they are.
>Visit your cabinet?
>Look into maybe doing something special for Valentine's Day?
>...You should be nice to Chrysoula. Maybe look into doing something special for her?
>See about visiting one your kids?
>Look into changing a law or something.
>Write-In

>>1195912
>Write-In
Go to the magic college at stockholm.

You decide to go to college.

It takes you a while but eventually you arrive... Early it seems.

It seems the college is trying to set up an American football league. Not many people have been signing up or anything. Hm.

Actions

> Go to Summoning.
> Go to Evocation.
> Go to Geomancy
> Go to Primacy
> Go to Frostomancy
> Try Enchanting.
> Write In

>>1195932
>Primacy
Re
Mysterbox get.

I really do hate my phone. It's Pyromancy.

>>1195945
Oh.
> Try Enchanting.

You head to enchanting.

You arrive and take your seat... After a bit people begin to come in.

It takes a bit but eventually everyone takes their seats... A male yuan time sits to your left side, and a female lycanthrope looks around for a seat, and sits next to you.

Actions

>Talk to the female werewolf?
>Talk to the male Yuan Ti.
> Focus on the class!
> Write In

>>1195969
> Focus on the class!

You decide to focus.

Roll me a 1d20+5 anons

+3 if you can miss Charlemagne a bit.
+2 If Ren can think lustful about how Chrysoula would look in a swimsuit. +1 if he can come up with an excuse.
+2 if he can think about the centaur princess a bit...
+1 of he can think how cute Chrysoula will be in the anime. (+1 if he can be proud for her of being promoted and given a raise. And suspicious about the Foreman...)

Rolled 7 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1195998

Rolled 2 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1195998
Well we haven't seen charlemagne in months. It should be nice to see him again. Hopefully.

And maybe we should visit that princess sometime in the future. It was fun spectating some KNIGHTLY BATTLE with her.

And it's anime. Everyone comes out cuter/better looking. And it's nice she's getting a raise for her hard work. Though I foreman did it because of her work and now other factors. We might just need to check back in there eventually.

Nice write in anon.

Allowing samefagging if Ren can think a bit more on the centaur princess.

Rolled 6 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1196015
Though it is a shame her father won't let her be a knight. Her wishes seem to be out of sync with the cultural timeline of the centaurs. Too bad honestly. I think she'd make a fine knight. She has the personality for it.


Ya know. Maybe we could make a knightly order.

Well, do anons want to do Ren's obligatory lust bonus? That should bump you up to a Minor Success if combined with an excuse.

>>1196026
Contemplate how tight her swimsuit might be. I doubt she had it personally made.
We should consider this in great deal.
Ya know.
It might tear so we need to think on whether to bring a spare and uh whether we should have one personally made for her.

We should hire a tailor
a FEMALE tailor.

You think quite hard, and the professor seems to be teaching about siphoning runes and lures...

Roll me 1d20+5 to learn.

+3 if Ren can continue to think lustful thoughts about Chrysoula and swimming.
+2 if Ren can self justify making Chrysoula twenty feet.
+2 if he can also mention how Chrysoula's size is useful.
(+1 if you can take pride in her being bigger than most minotaurs, if not all of them.)
+2 if Ren can worry about Chrysoula's dad seeing her.

Rolled 20 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>1196067
Just saying. Backstroke best stroke.
But how would she do that.

And chrysoula likes being strong. She's strong now. This was a mutual decision.
Plus it makes her good in a fight not to mention good for sleeping on. It also makes her superior to most if not all minotaurs.

Now we just need to hope her dad likes a super sized daughter.

>>1196067
Hey just curious.
Is domination spells the vampires used fueled by necromantic energy?

>>1196074
Yes, and it would be extremely hard to replicate.

Critical Successs!

You learn quite easily about siphoning runes which can absorb electricity and other energies. Lures seem to be used primarily to lure animals towards locations using a build-up of energy to replicate smells, But your fairly sure you can use it to lure humanoids as well towards locations...

Solaire questions the need for Chrysoula though, mostly saying that it's a little weird that you and Flames are interested in the same woman, and that maybe "increasing her size" was a bad idea, and that her ripping her clothes is a bit inappropriate. Not to mention a bit wasteful of money. And for you to stop thinking lustfully, damn it. It's like he isn't even a proper dragon...

The runes you learn seem to be more powerful then usual too... The teacher then moves onto how to get rid of runes... This could be quite important.

Roll me a 1d20+6 to learn about how to dismantle runes properly.

+3 if you can go from lustful thoughts to loving thoughts of Chrysoula. You should probably calm down a bit more. (+2 if Renexizious can think of lustful, loving thoughts. Why not the best of both worlds?)
+2 if you can continue to take pride in her being stronger and bigger then most minotaurs.
+2 if Renexizious can defend Chrysoula from Solaire. And his lustful thinking.
+1 if Renexizious can think a bit lustfully about Chrysoula's clothes ripping.
+1 if you can continue to worry about her father...

Rolled 20 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1196126
>Runes that absorb energy
>Domination uses necromantic energy
>Idea.png
I like this so can we make a rune to absorb all the necromantic energy within an area?

think of chrysoula going on a romantic date with candle light dinners that ends with cuddling/lewd things

Critical Succcess

You absorb this knowledge quite easily, in what seems to be about dismantling runes... The more you nom mages and magical artifacts, the more powerful your runes AND spells will be.

Roll me a 1d20+6 for finish learning.
+3 for more loving thinking about Chrysoula.
+2 if you can think lu stfully about her.

>>1196274
Basically you can now upgrade runes and eating artifacts lets you upgrade them. You can also remove runes.

Rolled 16 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1196274
>we can get stronk by eating magic items
nice.

Think about teaching chrysoula how to cook.
And what food she would make us if she could

And sharing said food as we enjoy gunsmoke on the television.

>>1196287
Ya know this reminds me of a manga I read where the protagonist had the ability to gain power by eating creatures and magic items.

Tbh that was the only really interesting part.

>>1196292
Really? Who was the protagonist?

16+9=25

Good Success

You find out that you can apply some runes simply by saying them... Though it seems to be a hard art to master, as the art of putting them where you want to can be difficult...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see how well you can learn verbal unremitting.

+3 for more loving or lustful thoughts about Chrysoula.
+2 if you can think how cute Chrysoula is when she rips her clothes. +1 for lewd or cute situations that she would do it in.
+2 if Solaris can see about maybe calming Ren's lust a bit.
+1 if Ren can try to change tracks of thought to something besides lust.

If everything is done Ren will learn a few new runes.

Rolled 11 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1196391
It was one of those reincarnation things.
Dude got gibbed by some person and reincarnated as a monster.
He proceeds to eat shit and get stronk.
He also takes over and becomes the leader of a monster tribe.

>Exploring greece with chrysoula and playing hide and seek among the ruins.

It's cute af because she gets embarrased. and the funy thing is that it could happen in the situation I mention with playing in ruins,

>Ren focus we're studying arcane magics. Messing up could be dangerous.

Ren can change tracks to focusing on the lesson to help him get strronk to stop vlad.
The guy who tried to cuck him and take his wife

>>1196409
Now I'm curious. What's it called?

Allowing samefagging if you can come up with more things to do with Chrysoula that would be cute.

You learn a light amount of this rundown... You can cast a few marked runes verballyand quietly.

With that, the class ends... You can also cast Explosive Rune verbally and at range, along with Snare to stop enemies from moving, and Armor rune to give your allies protection.

What class to go to next?

> Illusion.
> Evocation
> Pyromancy
> Frostomancy
>Geomancy
> Nature
> Draconian Studies
> Head Home.

Bumping

>>1196672
> Nature

You decide to visit Nature class...

You go inside to see a few werewolves, but it seems to mostly be elves... Even the teacher's an elf! Of course, you sit down, a few people give some stares at you, a human going to their class...

You take a seat, and the teacher begins their lesson... Mostly just talking about... Enviromental problems.

You sigh, and put your hand over your head...

It takes nearly half of class before the teacher even BEGINS to teach you something besides how the "ice caps are melting" or some shit like that...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to learn from the teacher.

+3 if you can be angry towards Vlad, VERY ANGRY.
+2 if Renexizious can be extremely protective of his wives. +1 if he can be slightly angry towards people for desiring them for themselves.)
+2 if Renexizious can get angry as fuck towards Elizabeth's "fans"... (+1 if he can think why Elizabeth belongs only to him and how valuable she is.)
+2 if Renexizious can think calming thoughts.

Rolled 7 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1196781
Bunnies are calming

Allowing samefagging if Renexizious can be very protective about his wives and angry about Vlad and Elizabeth's fans.

>>1196849
Nope. Can't do that.

Updating here in a few minutes if no one else rolls.

Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1196781

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>I've earned my wives love and compassion through amazing feats. I'll be damned to Christian hell if any one of those lowly virgins ogling at Liz ever touch her. Even worse if that Romanian bloodsucker Vlad ever touches Franzizka. I can just see it now. He's probably just fantasizing about getting his hands on a non-shitty undead like Franzizka and taking over Europa, perverting it with bolshevism.

10+14=24

Success!

You seem to be learning about a spell called Nature's Blessing, and you aren't too sure what it is... Maybe a buff spell? You think that's what it is. Something about having trees nearby and being stronger or something.

The teacher seems to then go into why the enviroment needs proper regulation or something, and you sigh again. Goddamn it.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to try and learn further.

+3 if you can get the teacher to stop fucking talking about the enviroment and shit. It's getting annoying. (Don't care how you do it, just do it!)
+2 if you can be extra-pissed and go into a mini-rant about Elizabeth's shitty fans... (+2 if it's long, angry as fuck, and protective.)
+2 if you can try to be pissed about Tepes fucking trying to steal Frankizka and why she should stay with you.
+2 if you can predict what will try to steal Chrysoula away from you.
+2 if you can remind yourself of the benefits of having multiple wives rather than one.

Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1197000

Allowing samefagging if you can hate Liz's fans, and think of why you put up with more than one wife... And what might try to steal Chrysoula.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1197018
>>1197018
>Those fucking cuckold pieces of shit. They're all nothing but fucking losers who deserve to be eaten! Hell, I'll fucking eat so many of them and send them to Khorne that I can summon a bloodlthirster just because fuck them. Today they lust after Liz but next they could lust after Franzizka. Although some people around me might disagree with me marrying her and neglecting Liz, I did like 50% business reason so a I could have a kick ass spy along with another tumbling partner, even if she can be used in a murder plot against me.God I don't like writing this At least no kissless virgins or wendigos are trying to steal or kidnap Chrysoula from me.

>>1197039
If you want you can samefagging again just by continuing to be mad at Elizabeth's fans.

Rolled 17 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>1197000

>For fuck's sake, this is a NATURE MAGIC class, not a SAVE THE FUCKING POLAR BEARS class, make with the mana already!

>Motherfucking motherfuckers trying to make with the mother of my fucking children, fucking fapping to her in the magazines and newspaper clippings in their degenerate scrapbooks...I've got to fucking ban scrapbooking as a hobby now, just to protect my fucking wife from the perverted thoughts of these fucking degenerates. How dare they, even! If they want a wife with massive assets, they need to go out, find a woman, and do it themselves! Just like I did!

>And then there's fucking Tepes! Also a fucking wife stealer, trying to get my second wife, fucking dipshit thinking that just because their both vampires that there's something there between them, how fucking desperate can he be, me and Frankizka have bonds that can't be broken, he's just some sad pathetic sod trying to win wives through the spoils of war. No one can respect that shit!

>When Chrysoula's dad comes to visit, I bet he's gonna take one look at her, spit out his drink, and demand she come back with him, just because she's grown a little! Fucking in-laws, always trying to drive wedges between the happily wed!

[red]"For fuck's sake! This is a NATURE MAGIC class! Not a "SAVE THE FUCKING POLAR BEARS class! Make with the mana already! I got spells to learn!"[/red] You yell, quite annoyed, pissed off, and angered. The teacher is a bit taken aback, and a few of the elven students seem offended.

The female teacher begins her lesson, clearly not favoring you too much, but your head is just filled with thoughts of anger about perverts going after your wife... Not to mention Chrysoula's father... She just grew a little bit!

Of course, snidely Solaire responds with "define a little bit" and "her breasts are bigger then literal watermelons" and other "arguments", for God's sake... You even consider just eating all Elizabeth's fans just so Khorne can torture them a little, the perverted faggots. Even Flames tries to cool you down a bit.

You have learned Nature's Blessing.

When in a enviroment clean of pollution and is considered clean, Renexizious gains a bonus to one stat of your choice. This bonus does not apply indoors, and becomes less powerful the stronger and more powerful your form is.

You continue to learn in class about whatever the next spell is.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can learn another spell!

+3 if you can get all the elves to stop staring at you, and maybe get the teacher to stop being such a liberal fucking bitch. Or just stop being a passive aggressive one.
+2 if you can respond to Solaire's arguments about Chrysoula.
+2 if you can dread your in-law and what he might say about you and Chrysoula... She only grew a little! (+1 if you can slightly be in denial that she's that big.)
+2 if you can consider why you can't just force your in-laws to accept your marriage with their daughters...
+2 if you can try to cool down. You aren't about to flip your shit in class after all...

Autosuccess if everything happens and I deem it to be good quality.

Rolled 16 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1197092
>I may be a giant dragon but I can still try to act as a gentleman and recieve consent to marry

We should make an outdoor laboratory

>>1197092
So nature magic is a thing huh.
After this I should remember to revisit summoning.
And it seems we can do more draconic studies.

Stare at all the elves glaring at us.
Filled with eyes of hate.

>Teacher this is a class for ARCANE studies I understand that nature is an important part of nature magic but you seem to also be forgetting the magic part. I recommend you remember where you are.

>Solaire I'm a 50 story dragon so yes she grew a little bit. That's exactly what I'm going to say to the in-laws too. She's not even that big. Honestly I'd force them to shut the hell up about it but I don't think my wives would take well to that. Now can we just focus on class? I'm already annoyed with having to hear tirades about nature.

Think of calming things. Butter, Our mother's cooking. The inevitable hoard we'll get when we build up our kobold nation.

"Teacher, this is a class for Arcane studies. I understand that nature is an important part of nature magic, but you seem to be forgetting about the magic part. I recommend you remember where you are..." You give a glare to all the students behind you, with eyes full of anger and hatred. They don't seem too scared of you... Yet.

You also explain to Solaire about what you'll say to the in-laws and that Chrysoula isn't even big, and you try to focus on class..

You learn a second spell... Whip Vine, which lets you whip an enemy with a ivy vine, which can be poison or simply stun the enemy... It doesn't go far, and must be used in a form that has hands.

The teacher seems visibly frustrated with you and turns back to teaching about magic... Something about how to cast somesort of fog or something... Meanwhile, you hear a laugh behind you. A snicker, directed towards you... Elves...

Roll me a 1d20+6 to continue to learn anons!

+3 if Renexizious can scare the elven students into submission. (+2 if he can hide this from the teacher.)
+2 if Renexizious can worry about Elizabeth's father and what he must be thinking about his daughter...
+2 if Renexizious can worry about Elizabeth finding out Charlemagne is only slightly of a nazi.
+1 if you can continue to downplay Chrysoula's size. (+1 if you can be a bit envious/bitter about Elizabeth being an equal size compared to you in her half-dragon form. +1 if you can somehow downplay both of their huge assets. +1 if you can promptly think what would happen if they were just a bit bigger.)
+2 if you can think more calming thoughts, and try not to get angry or worry...

Autosuccess if everything happens in good quality.

Rolled 19 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1197140

Rolled 8 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1197140
Shift into dragonblooded form and bare our claws at them.
When the teachers back is turned of course.
Also remember to give them a menacing glare and to use enchantment to light our hand on fire.

Cause parlor tricks.

19+9=28

Good Success!

You shift to your dragonblood form, baring small, adorable stubs of claws while the teacher isn't looking. It doesn't do anything. So you set your hand on fire with enchantment.

Which does startle them, quite a bit.

The next spell you learn is called Obscuring Mist, which causes a mist which is easier to sneak through. If you have consumed a enviromental item (Such as Flames drinking Oil or Renexizious eating something extremely cold), the mist can become blistering hot and become gaseous to the point where a small puff of fire can ignite it, or cold enough where it can freeze objects and people solid in an area.
Some heads can also affect this if you consume the appropriate enviromental item.

With that, class comes to an end, and you head out for lunch... You see three people you know...

Bastion seems to be trying to get along with Kamilia, and... Kind of seem to be bonding a bit. Bastion seems a bit awkward though for some reason, and Kamilia seems oblivious to this.
You also see... Oh, Jasmine... She seems to be busy writing something down in a few books she seems to be reading... You know, you don't see her have any lunch...
Hm.

Actions

>...Go sit over with Bastion and Kamilia?
>Maybe sit with Jasmine. Or just invite her over to where you normally sit.
>You'd rather not talk to friends. Just eat some lunch alone.
>...Eh. You should just head home...
>You should see if Basil's here...
>Write-In

>>1197164


>...Go sit over with Bastion and Kamilia?

You decide to sit over with Bastion and Kamilia. You take your seat with them, eating a delicious chicken sandwich with extra chicken.

"Oh, Ren? Your back?" Kamila says.

[red}"Yeah. Sorry about the wait."[/red]

"I mean, it's fine. So uh, how's your familiar?"

[red]"...Good?"[/red]

]"What does "good?" mean?"

"Well... I mean, I haven't exactly summoned him for a month or two. He's fine though."

"Shouldn't he get more time out? How about that dog?"

"Oh, Blondi? Eh... I haven't summoned him for two months either."

"...Is that a good idea?" She says. a bit worried.

"Uh... Hey Ren." Bastion says.

"Hey."

"Why don't you summon your familiars more often? I think they're pretty cute. Compared to my snake, that is..."

Actions

>Eh... I just don't get a lot of a chance to take them out.
>Well... Maybe some free time. Maybe... (Renexizious will give his familiars free time in your world!)
>Come on, they're perfectly fine...
>Summon Blondi, Quoth, or Smaug!
>Come on, your familiar's cute.
>...Well, snakes are cute. Like you, for example.
>Write-In

>>1197194
>Well... Maybe some free time. Maybe... (Renexizious will give his familiars free time in your world!)
>Summon Blondi, Quoth, or Smaug!
All three.
>Come on, your familiar's cute.

"Well... Sure. Why not?"

You decide to give your familiars free time in your world from now on. That seems nice, right? You summon Blondi, Quoth, and Smaug...

None of them seem very happy for being cooped up for so long, and Smaug just seems content to stretch and look angry. Blondi seems content to lick your pants (setting them on fire), rather than your face. You can't tell if that's good or not. While Quoth seems to be muttering about "fucking dice" or something.

Kamilia finds this quite cute.

[red]"Hey, come on. Your familiar's pretty cute."[/red]

"Come on... You have a cute puppy, a little cute dragon... A... Blue bird? I just have a snake."

"Hey uh... Didn't your people eat dogs?" Bastion says, a bit...

"Erh... Well..." Kamilia says... She clearly not really wanting to say.

"Is that a yes?"

"Well... Kinda. You know, back during the cult days... I mean, I didn't. But uh... Didn't your people eat people?"

"Hey... Come on. That was... Oh."

"Yeah... But anyways, I mean, my people just eat our traditional food."

"Dogs?"

"Hey! I meant like noodles and things. Have you ever had some?"

"Yuan Noodles? Yeah."

"...It's called Segassapaka. Not Yuan Noodles."

"That's what everyone calls them."

She sighs.

"...I don't get people. It's easy, Segassapaka."

"...I'm not trying with that."

"Fine then. Have you ever eaten Ssamethir?" She says, with a bit of a snake-like accent. If that makes sense.

"...Sounds like there's three uh..."

"There's only two... Come on, you can pronounce it. It's easy."

"...Erh..."

"So uh, you Yuan-Ti make noodles and things like that?" You say.

"Well, yeah. It's meant for warmer climates, but it works here too."

"Oh."

Huh. It seems Yuan-Ti food is both spicy and is a relative to asian delicacies. Hm.

"But can we not talk about eating dogs? I'm kinda half dog you know." Bastion says.

"...Well, I mean, I wouldn't eat you. Your my friend!" She says.

"Friends don't eat friends." you mutter out.

"Well, I wouldn't either... You know, technically either one of us could eat each other since we're other species. It's technically not cannibalism, you know." Bastion says...

"...For God's Holiest Shit..." Kamilia mutters.

"What? I mean, it's true. But I still wouldn't eat people, that's kinda gross, you know?"

"Didn't you werewolves used to do that?"

"Erh... Actually, my family were just nomadic hunters. Not really the sort to break into homes... Well, except for my dad. He's an accountant now. I don't think anyone in the family ever had a job before except for him."

Huh. Blondi rubs up against your leg, to signal that he wants to jump up. You brace for the hellhound to get on your leg.

"...I never thought I would be having a conversation about eating people..." Kamilia mutters.

"Hey! Come on. I bet Ren has eaten people."

Kamilia gags a bit.

Actions

>I have, yes.
>...Nope. (Lie)
>...What's wrong with eating people?
>...Poke some fun at Kamilia.
>Write-In

>>1197246

>I have, yes.
>But I'm a dragon. When a wizard's casting lightning at you and jets are strafing to pull a carpet bombing you don't stop to contemplate the ethics of nomming them.

>>1197246
>I have, yes.

"I have, yes. But I'm a dragon. When a wizard's casting lightning at you and jets are strafing to pull a carpet bombing you don't stop to contemplate the ethics of nomming them."

"Really? Couldn't you step on them?"

"I could. But why would I if I could eat them?"

"Ren, you have some sort of way of making me feel small and weak, you know?" Bastion says.

"Gross. Still... Even if you do it."

Actions

> Come on. Technically both our species can eat people.
>I don't do that all the time...
> Well, to be fair, you really are Bastion.
> Let's move on...
>Do you guys expect me to be moral or something?
> Write In

>>1197303
> Let's move on...

>>1197303
>I don't do that all the time...
> Let's move on...

"I don't do it all the time... Let's just move on."

"Yeah. .. But uh, hey Ren?" Bastion says.

"What? "

"After next class, want to come with us to Yuan Noodles? They have great food and carry out."

"Really?"

"Yeah, come on. It'll be fun."

Actions

> I'm good, thanks.
>...What's Yuan Noodles?
> Sure. Why not?
> How about my restraunt?
> Write In

>>1197328
>> I'm good, thanks.

>>1197328
> Sure. Why not?

Going to wait a bit.

Also, if anons want they can tskr Chrysoula along for a sort of date since by the time you go there she'll be off work and heading back to you.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=I'm good, thanks.
2=Sure, why not?

'Well, sure. Why not?"

"Nice. It'll be cool going out with you again." Bastion says.

"Yeah... Besides, have you ever tasted authentic yuan-ti spice?"

"Erh, let's not. Unless it's safe for humans, that is."

"Come on, why wouldn't it be?"

"...Well, a lot of reasons actually. But I'll be going."

What about Chrysoula? She's expecting us to go swimming with her, and I'm sure this will take up as much time...

Actions

>Well... She can wait a while, ok?
>...Why don't we bring her with us? It could be fun. Besides, she needs to get out more.
>I mean, we can call her probably...
>Maybe we should just call it off... (Lower your friend's opinion a little for ditching them!)
>Write-In

>>1197544
>...Why don't we bring her with us? It could be fun. Besides, she needs to get out more.

Well, why don't we just bring her with us. It could be fun, besides she needs to get out more.

I guess.

I love it!

"So uh, guys?"

"What?" Bastion says, and Kamilia looks towards you.

"Well... Could one of my wives?"

"One of?"

Right... Have you told them you had multiple wives? You forget, honestly...

Roll me a 1d20+7 to see if they're willing to let you take Chrysoula along.

+3 if you can mention how much of a fun time you'll have going out, and how Chrysoula will love it.
+2 if you can bring up who she is and what she's like.
+2 if you can mention her size. (+3 if you can downplay her size and asset size, to the point they'll severely underestimate her.)

If everything happpens, autosuccess and your friends will try to get along with Chrysoula.

>>1197565
>Come on the more the merrier right? Or however it goes? And besides she'll love it. She hasn't had yuan-ti before.

>You'll love her. She's a somewhat shy minotaur who's a bit bigger than average in terms of development. She may seem a tiny bit intimidating but honestly she tries to be as nice as possible. Trust me you'll love her. She's not even that big. Honestly she's as adorable and harmless as can be.

>>1197588
>She hasn't had yuan-ti before

Anon, just going to point out this could be taken the wrong way in the future.

"Come on, the more the merrier, right? Or however it goes. Besides, she'll love it. She never had yuan-ti food before. You'll love her too, she's a somewhat shy minotaur who's a bit bigger than average in terms of development. She may seem a tiny bit intimidating but honestly she tries to be as nice as possible. Trust me you'll love her. She's not even that big. Honestly she's as adorable and harmless as can be, alright?"

"Oh. That's kind of cute, a shy minotaur... I mean, I never seen a shy one before, or talked to one much."

You wrap things up and head to your next class...

Where to go anons?

>Nature studies with that hippie teacher again...
>Pryomancy.
>Summoning
>Evocation
>Frostomancy
>Geomancy
>Illusion
>Draconic Studies
>(NEW) Transmutation
>Just leave..
>Write-In

>>1197623
We still have two more class sessions right?
>Summoning

Why do you tempt me OP?
New classes?
How am I to focus?

>>1197630
Just one more. And Transmutation is only at the end of the day.

>>1197632
>(NEW) Transmutation

I hope this is fun.

You head to the Transmutation class, and a rather eccentric (albeit crazy) professor, with bright white hair and wrinkles, seems to be teaching the class enthusastically. He seems to be new, and introduces himself to the class as Dr. Svelson.

Hm. Very few students seem to be here, most seem curious though...

The next thing you note is that the man gets out some rather large cages, with... Frogs in them... Your rather confused by what he's trying to teach, as some parts he seems excited enough where he talks to himself rather than properly talk, and seems mostly focused on whatever he's trying to do... Though he does loudly exclaim "FOR SCIENCE!" suddenly...
God, you hope you don't die before seeing Chrysoula swim a bit in tight clothes.

Can you stop thinking lewdly of the innocent minotaur?

Roll me a 1d20+5 to learn.

+2 if you can think what's worse. A crazy scientist-professor or a liberal professor preaching to you about global warming.
+2 if you can be excited for going out with Chryosula and your college friends. (+1 if you can think how well they'll respond to Chrysoula... You did leave quite a few details out.)
+2 if you can be lustfully disappointed in the lack of swimming soon. Especially with one of your wives. (+2 if Renexizious can think of possible lewd scenarios that can conspire at Yuan Noodles.)
+1 if Ren can think if yuan-ti food will be good, or shit-tier.
+1 if Ren can think how innocent Chrysoula is. Or if she's not.
+1 if you can get Solaire to fuck off, or defend you thinking about Chrysoula.

If everything happens the spell you learn will be a bit more powerful.

Rolled 3 + 17 (1d20 + 17)

>>1197670
>Loudly shouts FOR SCIENCE!
Cave Johnson is that you?

A liberal professor. At least the crazy guy is passionate about his work and won't get sidetracked of science and magic.

And one of our wives is gonna meet our college buddies. This should be fun. They'll definitely hit it off. I bet they won't even know that we left anything out they'll be such fast friends.

And breaking in our new pool would have been nice. World knows we haven't touched the thing since we made it. But lewd things can still happen here.
EX she could spill food on herself and we can help her clean up. That's a nice view.

Yuan-ti food is good if you can enjoy spice. The naming is annoying though.

And chrysoula is extremely pure. As pure as white snow.

>Solaire shut up we all have what we do to pass the time. You praise the sun or whatever and I think lewd thoughts. It passes the time.

We should just cycle through thinking lewdly about our wives.

Allowing samefagging if you can think of examples on why she's pure. And think about lewd scenarios.

>>1197705
Well, you kind of already do cycle through. I try to vary it every time you go to the college that you'll think about another wife.

Rolled 18 + 17 (1d20 + 17)

>>1197715
huh.

Well she gets easily embarrassed when we do lewd things to her.

Also she's too shy and stutters even for simple things like asking to spend time with us.

Depending on the seating we may have to sit close to her.
Like really close.
Like right next to her assets.

18+17=35

Good Success!

You focus in, and the scientist seems to... Make the animal a bit bigger... Your a bit confused, but it seems he turns the frog twice it's size. Interesting... He hypes the specimen up before your class...

You have learned Animal Growth. You can turn animal-like creatures into twice or triple their size. In addition, they will be a bit loyal towards you. This can be later upgraded to include humanoids.

The professor crackles a bit and gets out what a stick.

Hm.

Roll me a 1d20+6 to learn anons.

+2 if you can think about uses for Animal Growth.
+2 if you can think extremely lustfully about Chrysoula's large melons, so to speak.
+2 if you can think how large they'd get when she fully matures.
+2 if you can think of how much they would weigh, actually. Now your curious.
+2 if you can also think of more reasons why Chrysoula is pure. And if it's good or not.

Rolled 17 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1197779
Well we could use it on the punch mantis and make him bigger.
It'd also be useful for increasing the size of livestock or guard animals.

Well all things considered she'd move up a couple more cup sizes.
So a bit extreme so to speak.


And they weigh enough to kill a man. Probably more than 100 pounds.

17+12=29

Good Success!

Within a moment, he lights the stick on fire, and tosses it across the room, causing a small explosion. He calls it "reassembling the molecular structure of wood" or something like that, to cause a small explosion of fire...

You have learned Fire Arrow, letting you set a piece of wood you can throw on fire and cause an explosion with. Any wood that you can throw, in fact, such as a wooden house...

The next thing the professor teaches you involves a pipe or something...

Roll me a 1d20+6 to learn.

+3 if you can think lustful thoughts about Chrysoula's assets.
+2 if you can think how much Chrysoula must weigh.
+2 if you can think why she doesn't show off with them. Even Elizabeth does it once in a while, especially Gwynevere. (+1 if you can think why Elizabeth does it.)
+2 if you can think about this morning and how cute she was in thinking that she needed to get you presents, and get the other wives some.
+2 if you can think what your servants and slaves probably think of her.

If everything is done, autosuccess.

>>1197879
Think about the warm embrace of said orbs as you sleep.
It's really comfy.

Chrysoula probably weighs in around half a ton. maybe a few dozen pounds more..

And she doesn't because she's so pure. Liz shows off because she wants us to lewd her.
Obviously.

And her thinking that is just proof of how innocent she is.

The servants and slaves are probably a bit scared of the behemoth minotaur and pitying her plight with clothes.

You learn how to cast Rusting Grip, which allows you to turn metal slowly to rust... It's interesting, and can certainly weaken metal...

However, the teacher seems to be trying to fit in one last thing before class ends...

Roll me a 1d20+2 if you can learn it. He seems to be going as fast as possible.

+3 if Ren can think if Elizabeth's attempts to get Ren to bed her are good or bad.
+2 if Ren can think why Elizabeth wants to be bedded so badly.
+2 if Ren can think why his wives enjoy being carried away like he's somesort of barbarian or something.
+2 if Ren can think how pure Elizabeth is...
+2 if Ren can think if Elizabeth might have a secret crush on Chrysoula or not. (Not counting Gwynevere)
+2 if Ren can think lustful thoughts about Elizabeth.

Rolled 9 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>1197940
It's a mixed bag. It pulls away time to do other things.
Plus it's obvious she wants more children. Which is dangerous.

It's because they enjoy how manly we are.
They dig alpha's probably.
But not too overdone.

And liz having a secret crush on Chrysoula?
Very unlikely.
Possible but unlikely.

Contemplate liz's current cup size and if it'll get any bigger. It's already done so twice. A third time might be possible.

Allowing samefagging if you can think lustfully and think how pure Elizabeth is compared to Chrysoula.

Rolled 3 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>1197997
Pure chart
>Chrysoula
>Power gap
>Power gap
>Liz
this of course doesn't mean chrysoula is the best waifu. Merely the most innocent/pure and that there is a moderate gap in purity between the two.

Think about when we tumbled her elven form.
Think about what liz would look like in a drow form.

Rolled 4 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>1197997
I'd say the difference in purity is comparable to size difference of us in half dragon form and chrysoula currently.

Think about what liz would look like in a swimsuit.

9+15=24

Minor Failure!

You fail to really learn anything, and class ends before you can learn more... So you get up and go find your friends, who seem to be taking Bastion's car... It's rather old and not in the best condition, compared to your car...

"So, this is it?"

"Well, yeah..."

You already see a major problem. There's no space for Chrysoula.

What do anons?

>Take Bastion's car anyways!
>...Maybe dragon form and fly them to Chryosula's workplace.
>...Find your limo. You'll go there in style.
>...Maybe you should just walk.
>Write-In

>>1198028
>...Find your limo. You'll go there in style.

You call your limo and wait, and go down to Chrysoula's work...

It's a bit of a drive but Kamilia seems excited to be in a limo. She seems quite comfortable, and Bastion seems quite amazed at your wealth... Man, it's nice being rich.

After a bit you pull up to the construction yard, and you get out to get Chrysoula, who seems to be wearing a ill-fitting construction vest and waiting for you.

"Chrysoula. I got here."

"Oh, hey... I uh, got your call from the boss... I was kinda on my way home."

"Yeah."

You must admit, the construction vest leaves nothing to the imagination.

"...I erh, well... Let's go?"

"Yep."

You get close up to her and take her to the limo, and she looks in and seems a bit confused.

"Ren? Uh, who are they?"

Bastion seems extremely shocked at... Two things he sees, so to speak, and you hear him say "holy fuck", while Kamilia says "what the hell?"

Yeah, it seems your friends are a bit... Shocked.

"Ren? W-what's with the people in the car?"

"Well, they're my friends. They'll be coming with us to dinner."

"I-I uh, I never heard that you were b-bringing friends... I don't even have any good clothes on, not to mention I-I don't even know them or..." She certainly seems a bit worried.

"Come on, they'll love you. Just get in, please?"

"I-I mean, sure..."

She squeezes in, and the reinforced limo buckles extremely under her weight... You realize that the limo actually has to skid along the ground in order to get anywhere... You are a bit concerned, but eh...

You squeeze in, and Chrysoula has to lay down, with everyone else in a corner.

"So that's Chrysoula?" Kamilia says.

"Yeah."

"She's huge! She's at least twenty feet!"

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see how well this drive goes...

+2 if you can introduce Kamilia and Bastion to Chrysoula and tell her what they're like.
+2 if you can compliment Chrysoula to reassure her about not really wearing anything too amazing.
+2 if you can reassure and calm Chrysoula down.
+2 if you can think lustful thoughts about Chrysoula.
+1 if you can think about why having more children with Elizabeth is a bad thing.
+1 if you can think about your opinion with Chrysoula's thing with dairy is. She's so sensitive about it, but barely knows what constitutes as dairy. Hell, she even loves cheese.

Rolled 11 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1198065
>This is kamilia and bastion. They are college friends of mines and we play D&D occasionally together. They're actually pretty nice once you get to know them.

>And it's fine chrysoula you look nice in anything. It'll be fine it's just going out to get some food.

More children is bad because we already have a ton of them and that means more mouths to feed, take care of, and play with.

And chrysoula's dairy thing makes me pity her.
She doesn't even know what she's eating.

Allowing samefagging if you can tell Chrysuola more about Bastion and Kamilia.

Rolled 1 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1198131
>Bastion is a werewolf. His father is also an accountant actually. I think he likes evocation magic.

>Kamilia summons and has a snake familiar and catholic obviously.

Well, do anons want to use barbaric?

>Yes!
>No!

>>1198174

>Yes!

Roll me a 1d20 anons!

+3 if you can be barbarically lustful towards Chrysoula.
+1 for every way you think to show your love in the restaurant to Chrysoula. (Each idea may come up and allow you to gain an opinion bonus with her. Slightly increased opinion if it's a bit of a lewd situation or barbaric. Or just appeal to Chrysoula's love of you being soft and cute.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1198206
I wonder if chrysoula's children really will be dragotaur's

Allowing samefagging if you can be barbarically lustful or think of ways to show your love to Chrysoula when you get inside for opinion boosts.

Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1198241
We can be gentlemanly and pull out the seat for her.
We can also feed her, her food.
Order for her as well and try to choose a nice out of the way seating area so she's less at risk for being stared at.

17+4=21

Good Success!

You introduce Chrysoula to Kamillia and Bastion, and tell Chrysoula that she looks nice in everything... She appreciates this greatly, and after a while you get out of the limo with Chrysoula to Yuan Noodles... It seems very oriental, and the entire staff seems to be yuan-ti.Huh. You of course get taken to a seat and get a few stares from patrons about Chrysoula, who's horns are slightly damaging the ceiling, and she's practically haunched over trying her best to fit. You have little doubt that she feels quite cramped, and you eventually get taken to a table and you go to a booth... Chrysoula seems a bit unsure on HOW to sit, as she's a bit... Big, so to speak. Her little cow-tail seems to be flicking, a bit annoyed at this...

Thanks to your shrewd mind, you think she's planning on breaking the booth seat so she can try to sit next to you, which will damage quite a bit of the property...

What do anons?

>Let Chrysoula do it!
>(Shrewd Mind): See about trying to pay money to the shop to see if they can take a chair and table outside.
>(Shrewd Mind): See about breaking the seat for Chrysoula to sit in. Gentlemanly.
>Tell Chrysoula just to stand up... She'll have to deal with it...
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