>>1164471

but legends? Reborn monsters? it sounds like a plot from some kind of fantasy book, or some game kids would make up for fun. Or a cult, could be some crazy ass cult but...I don't know, I mean all in all, despite them being crazy or fucking stupid. Clara and Tavi didn't seem....too bad all things considered

This is really starting to piss me off actually, its making me mad that I'm even thinking this is real, I mean it has to be either bullshit or I'm missing out on what seems to be a whole lot of fun! Its annoying as hell dammit!

What do I do?
[] tell Yvette about all this
[] go outside to chew on a ginger root
[] Help Yvette wake up
[] Go to Rowen and bitch about this legend stuff
[] Meet with Tavi snitch and ask where this witch of hers is
[] Get something to eat and try and make friends
[] Storm back into the fishbone gang's club and demand answers
[] Brush this nonsense away for now, and find some fun
[] Go for a walk in the surrounding woods *alone or with someone else*
[] write in

>>1164472
>[] tell Yvette about all this
>[] Help Yvette wake up
Good day Headmaster

>>1164472
>[] Help Yvette wake up
>[] tell Yvette about all this

>>1164472
>[] tell Yvette about all this
>[] Help Yvette wake up

>>1164472
>[] Help Yvette wake up
>[] Go to Rowen and bitch about this legend stuff

>>1164471
>[] Help Yvette wake up
>[] tell Yvette about all this
>[] Go to Rowen and bitch about this legend stuff

>>1164471
>[] Help Yvette wake up
>[] Go to Rowen and bitch about this legend stuff

I ball my hands into fists, pressing my claws into the coin as I start to actually get mad at the damn thing, and this whole weird mess I've stumbled into. I grit my teeth and sigh, shaking my head. I should just figure out if any of this stuff or real or not so I can stop worrying about fucking nothing. Yvette yawns, so I turn to look at her, in case she's stumbling off of her bed. Don't need to get stepped on by a half asleep tree again, my tail's still sore from last time.

She's slumped over, and still rooted stubbornely in the dirt. She yawns and mumbles something under her breath as the leaves covering her head move to cover her eyes as she crosses her arms...and starts to snore again.

Dammit Yvette, why do you always have to be so stubborn in waking up? Its boring when you're asleep and also its the middle of the day...Guess I'll have to help her again, but I'm not complaining cause its always fun to wake her up.

Smiling, i hop back on my feet, the boards groaning under them as I go to the kitchen, and grab the water bottle I left there this morning. Uncapping it,I rush back to my roomie and splash her with it, soaking the front of her shirt'

"Nuuuuh, five more...hours" She whines weakly, covering her face with her arms "Lemme sleep"

I frown and sigh, before I chuckle as I turn back again, alright, time to up the ante a bit then. She slumps back over, snoring as I grab the hose on the other side of the room and aim it at her

"RISE AND SHINE!" I yell as I turn it on, and she turns to face me

"MAY NO!" She yelps as she gets showered in a spray of water, soaking her shirt entirely as drops of water fall down her face and leaves, sinking into her as her bed becomes mudding and messy.

She gasps and covers her face as I giggle, and she groans

"I'm up I'm uuuup" She groans, still dripping as I turn the hose off and smile "Uuurgh, you've made me soaking wet"

"Hey, you were waking up" I say still smiling as i offer an arm as she starts to unravel her roots and make them into her legs again "Need some help getting up and out again?"

She looks down at her legs and blushes, nodding

I brace myself and tighten my arm as she grabs onto it, pulling herself free as I step back and help her a bit

"Now the floors a mess" She sighs rubbing her eyes "You'll clean that up right?"

"Of course I will" I say, as the one eye of hers I can see glimmers in the sunlight, like a polished piece of amber "I mean I made it right"

"Thank you but...you really need to stop waking me up like this" She says, pouting as I help her walk over to the bathroom to change out of her wet pajamas "Its a little annoying"

"Well, its the only way to keep you from sleeping all day, and it keeps you watered doesn't it?" I say cheekily as she frowns and smirks

"You just think its funny" She says as She stumbles off my arm and into the bathroom, yawning as I close the door behind her and lean against it "But, still you aren't wrong, it does help keep me...er fed"

cont

>>1164574
"I bet it really speeds your day up to" I say teasingly as I hear the wet thud of yvette's pajamas hitting the floor

"It does" She says happily, sounding much more awake now "Also are you alright May? You sound a little....you know"

I turn to the door. Should I tell her, I really don't want to waste her time and get her caught up in all this silly stuff, besides the last two supposed legends I met ...well I guess tavi didn't mean to attack me but still, I don't want to get yvette in that kind of trouble and

Something clatters to the floor, and I turn away and see a familiar bushy tail darting behind a counter.

"Rowen" I hiss under my breath.

"What was that? I could hear you" Yvette asks cheerfully as I watch the ginger tail swing around in the air as its owner giggles, writing notes or something

What do I do?
[] just tell rowen, and let rowen hear it
[] grab Rowen and tell both her and yvette directly
[] see what the snot is up to before I do anything
[] Well you see, apparently some people think we're fairytales or something reborn, and they think I'm one to, crazy right
[] Yeah, just a dumb game I've gotten stuck in I guess
[] Well, ya see apparently we're myths reborn, well some of us are, I think its bullshit but I'm going to check out which one I am....for laughs ya know?
[] Hey? Want to go see a witch you two? I'm bored and want to see something
[] Well, Lets start at the beginning, I know you two know who clara is so I'm gonna skip that bit buuut
[] write in

>>1164599
>[] see what the snot is up to before I do anything

>>1164599
>] see what the snot is up to before I do anything
>[] Yeah, just a dumb game I've gotten stuck in I guess
>[] Hey? Want to go see a witch you two? I'm bored and want to see something

>>1164599
>[] see what the snot is up to before I do anything
>[] Well, Lets start at the beginning, I know you two know who clara is so I'm gonna skip that bit buuut

>>1164599
>[] grab Rowen and tell both her and yvette directly
>[] Well you see, apparently some people think we're fairytales or something reborn, and they think I'm one to, crazy right
>[] Well, Lets start at the beginning, I know you two know who clara is so I'm gonna skip that bit buuut

"Hold on for a second" I say angrily as I stomp away from the bathroom door "I need to check something real quick"

"Well you can still tell me while you do that, I have pretty good ears you know" She chuckles as her voice gets muffled behind the door, as I walk away from her and into out little shard kitchen

I peek over the counter, and see Rowen laying on the floor, furiously writing notes on that little pad of hers with a smug smile on her face, and her bushy tail sticking up in the air.

I smack the counter, not hard enough to break it, but loud enough to get her attention

She squeaks, and tries to scamper away, but slips on the wet floor and makes a pretty satisfying thud.

"May?! Are you breaking anything out there?" Yvette shouts as I crouch in front of Rowen as she looks up at me, holding her notepad close to her chest to protect it

"So what are you doing here? spying on me again" I ask tilting my head, as she relaxes and realizes I'm not going to pound her to a pulp "This is getting old fast"

"What, I can't stop by my friends room for a visit?" She asks, trying not to look me in the eyes as I smirk

"Snooping around and visiting are two very different things" I say calmly as she frowns and huffs

"Yeah, I know but....well" She says laughing nervously "I was just making sure you uh"

I lean closer to her and raise an eyebrow

"No reason to lie" I say bluntly as she winces and groans

"I was just snooping to see if you were shedding" She grumbles under her breath "I mean, I was planning on writing a piece on how to deal with it and I thought you'd be uh...I should shut up, shouldn't I?"

"Yeah, you really should" I say as I stand back up "Well there's probably a bigger scoop than that here"

"Ooooh?" Rowen says, getting up, before she backs off "Wait, you do mean a real scoop and not just a beating right?"

cont

>>1164599
>[] see what the snot is up to before I do anything
>[] grab Rowen and tell both her and yvette directly
>[] Well you see, apparently some people think we're fairytales or something reborn, and they think I'm one to, crazy right

>>1164664
>>1164664
"..Oh yeah, I did call them that a few times didn't I?" I say happily as Rowen frowns with a huff

"More than a few times" She says under her breath as Yvette walks out of the bathroom, wearing a short, sleeveless white shirt.

She sees rowen and frowns

"May?" She asks suspicously as I shrug "Why is she covered in mud"

"She tripped" I say, her eyes narrowing

"I did" Rowen sighs, blushing in embaressment as I glance at her....wait did she just?

"Oh...well good" Yvette says happily "Nice to see you two getting along a bit better...so how long has she been here for"

"Well I" She begins before I snort and interupt her

"She just got here" I say, as she gives me the same look I gave her just now

"Oh, well sorry I wasn't there to welcome you in" Yvette says happily as she looks down at me "So, what's bothering you may"

"OH, is that the scoop?" Rowen asks, her glasses glinting really creepily

I sigh and cross my arms

"Well lets start at the beginning, I know you two know who Clara is" I say flatly as Rowen winces "So I'm gonna skip that bit but, well you see"

"Yeesss?" Rowen asks, getting a little too close as Yvette smiles softly

"apparently some people think we're fairytales or something reborn" I say laughing "and they think I'm one to, crazy right"

"....What?" Rowen asks looking really disapointed "Are you talking about what that overgrown harpy was rambling about"

"Oh? and who told you this?" Yvette asks curiously "I mean it sounds a little...far fetched but well"


She looks down at herself

"It doesn't really sound all that strange to be perfectly honest" She says happily

"I mean, its just a bunch of nonsence, I can't make news out of that"Rowen whines

What do I do?
[] Show them my coin, and tell them about the club
[] agree with Rowen
[] Ask Yvette if she thinks its real
[] Tease rowen, since if its true, then that means I'm a lot cooler than she is
[] Offer to take them both to the witch the "Kraken" mentioned
[] give the "evidence" I've seen so far
[] tell them both I just think its some kind of game, or cult
[] write in

>>1164708
>[] Show them my coin, and tell them about the club
>[] agree with Rowen
>[] Ask Yvette if she thinks its real

>>1164708
>[] Show them my coin, and tell them about the club
>[] Ask Yvette if she thinks its real
>[] Offer to take them both to the witch the "Kraken" mentioned

>>1164708
>[] Show them my coin, and tell them about the club
>[] agree with Rowen
>[] Offer to take them both to the witch the "Kraken" mentioned
>[] tell them both I just think its some kind of game, or cult
say you're only going along with it because you kind of have nothing better to do.

>>1164708
>[] Ask Yvette if she thinks its real
>[] tell them both I just think its some kind of game, or cult

>>1164708
>[] Show them my coin, and tell them about the club
>[] tell them both I just think its some kind of game, or cult

"Eh, all I know is they have coins like this one, all customized and shit" I say, flipping my coin out of my palm, and placing it between my thumb and knuckle "Apparently its the only way to get into a some special club they have"

"Oh?' Rowen says with a sly smirk "the only way? I doubt that, but...a really esclusive club might sell a few papers"

"Rowen, don't go off and get in trouble again" Yvette says sternly "I bet May doesn't want to have to save you again"

"I dunno, it was pretty fun the last time I had to do it" I say, smirking as Rowen frowns, looking embarrassed "But you don't think this is actually real, do you Yvette?"

"Well I mean it might be" She says shrugging "it'd make more sense than some disease doing all this, I mean it just doesn't make sense when you think about it? does it? I mean it sounds a little crazy buuut....well you can never know, and it is a little exciting just thinking about it, you know"

"Eh, maybe I could publish it in some part of the paper, you know with the horoscopes"Rowen Mumbles "Can't make serious news about it"

"I mean I just think its some game they're playing or a cult" I say, leaning against the counter as Yvette's eyes light up as she smirks

"Well, if it is a game, maybe it'd be a good way for you two to bond" she says happily "Besides it does sound like it'd be fun, it'd certainly get some of the stress of the change off of your back, and maybe it'll help you to have a hobby besides being a reporter"

"its not a hobby!" Rowen squeaks angrily "its a job?"

Yvette just smiles and giggles

What do I do?
[] Tease her for being gulliable
[] Humor her and say it could be real, but I'd have to check it out to be sure
[] Agree, and take Rowen with me to track down the witch
[]Tell Rowen she's pretty shitty at her job then
[] Ask if yvette thinks if our old selves were connected anyway....if this shit is real
[] Tell Yvette she's welcome to come and check it out with me
[] Shrug, and ask them if they want to do something together, since i'm bored as shit
[] write in

>>1164773
>[] Tease her for being gulliable
>[] Shrug, and ask them if they want to do something together, since i'm bored as shit
>[] Humor her and say it could be real, but I'd have to check it out to be sure

>>1164773
>[] Agree, and take Rowen with me to track down the witch
>[] Tell Yvette she's welcome to come and check it out with me

>>1164773
>[] Agree, and take Rowen with me to track down the witch
>[] Tell Yvette she's welcome to come and check it out with me

>>1164773
>[] Agree, and take Rowen with me to track down the witch
>[] Tell Yvette she's welcome to come and check it out with me
>[] Shrug, and ask them if they want to do something together, since i'm bored as shit

>>1164773
>[] Agree, and take Rowen with me to track down the witch
>[] Tell Yvette she's welcome to come and check it out with me
>[] Ask if yvette thinks if our old selves were connected anyway....if this shit is real

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>>1164773
>[] Agree, and take Rowen with me to track down the witch
>[] Tell Yvette she's welcome to come and check it out with me
The witches face when she realizes what our legend is

"Hey, I was thinking it could be fun to, you know if it isn't some kind of cult" I say smiling, showing off my fangs as my tails whips behind me and wraps around my leg "Hell, I'll take Rowen to help me find that witch who can "tell" us what myth we used to be...but I'm not sure I can take her to the club if she doesn't have a coin like this"

"Well, still its a start, and maybe they just need to have them commisioned or something" Yvette says shrugging "So are you going to go check it out then, Rowen?"

"Yeah, it'll at least make an interesting story even if its nothing....new roleplaying game sweeping tartarus city? read more on page 5" Rowen says with a cackle "I mean I really have nothing better to do"

"Yeah besides, we do need to try and be nicer to eachother after all" I say as sweetly as I can stomach "Also, Yvette, why don't you come and check it out with us"

"oh...well dryads have a bit of trouble going out...but she's different" Rowen says nodding "but she still tends to not like moving too far from her "grove"

"I can, its just I haven't had much of a reason to" Yvette says, sounding a little annoyed, crossing her arms with a huff "But that does sound lovely, And well I'd be lying if I said I wasn't curious, I mean even if it isn't real it'll at least be interesting enough to check out"

I shrug, and sigh as I put on Carla's old jacket....its too big for me, so its a bit of a duster or trench coat now. and it still looks really stupid

"Might want to get a coat or something, cause its freezing out there" I say as I head for the door

"I don't need one" Rowen says smugly, her tail bouncing behind her

What do I do?
[] just search the weird part of town for her 1d20+shards of fate
[] Ask Carla where she is
[] Ask Tavi
[] ...witches live in swamps right? (go to green's swamp
[] Wait, don't witch hang around in forests (wander around Grey's woods/gardens)
[] Hmm, well the Graves sounds like a place a witch would be
[] write in

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1164852
>[] just search the weird part of town for her 1d20+shards of fate

>>1164852
>[] Wait, don't witch hang around in forests (wander around Grey's woods/gardens)

>>1164852
>[] Ask Tavi

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1164852
>[] just search the weird part of town for her 1d20+shards of fate
if that fails, find some lunch, find the kraken chick since these two DON'T have a history with her and ask her where she found the witch.

>>1164852
>[] just search the weird part of town for her 1d20+shards of fate

>>1164868
whelp... it didn't fail.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1164852
>>1164869

"W...where are we?" Yvette whines, clinging to my arm and nearly falling over me as she looks around, looking actually terrified "I think might have gone a bit too far, maybe we should head back"

"Do you even know where she is?" Rowen hisses, walking closer to me than she ever has before, glancing over her shoulder every now and again as a mummy girl watches her from one of the sidewalks, and a laughing head rolls down the street, chased after a headless body and a girl with a neck longer than my tail, dressed in one of those girly looking kimono dresses.

"I just figured she'd be in this part of town" I say shrugging as I glance at one of the shops, with a slightly skeletal girl napping outside of it...looks like its a store for vampires and other things like that...can't read the font they used for the sign though.

"MAY!" Yvette yells, shaking me as her voice cracks

"Hey hey, they never told me where she was" I groan, as I try to move away from Yvette, but she whines and pulls me back "Besides, you have to admit, this place does look witchy"

"We're going to get mugged' Rowen whimpers, holding her tail like a big fluffy pillow "Aren't we"

I sigh and shake my head, well this has started wonderfully hasn't it

But I keep walking, too stubborn to turn back around as I walk past a set of stairs leading to a door with dried frogs hanging on iron spikes above the door, and a well dressed raven harpy sitting on it watching me

I turn, and look at her, seeing a set of binoculars hanging from her neck. She smirks and flies away
-
20+1= 21= CRIT SUCCESS"
-

Black feather's fall around me as she vanishes into the strangely dim sky
"What the hell" I ask myself as Yvette yelps, having not noticed the damn bird, and I get crushed in her hug as she holds me like a pillow since she's such a scaredy plant.

I sigh and hang my head, trying not to get mad as....as the door under the frogs swings opens, and a pile of bags and boxes walks out

I blink, just to make sure I'm not going crazy, as I See a little girl in a black dress under all that crap. and I don't see any monstery bits on her...which is weird because I really doubt a tourist would come HERE of all places

What do I do?
[]follow her
[]try to get her attention
[]force rowen to talk to her
[] Hey, you a witch?
[] offer to help her
[] Check out the shop first
[] Try and calm down Yvette
[] Tease Rowen
[] write in

>>1164911
>[]follow her
>[]force rowen to talk to her

>>1164911
>[] Try and calm down Yvette
>[] Tease Rowen
>[] offer to help her>>1164911

>>1164911
>[]try to get her attention
>[] Hey, you a witch?
>[] offer to help her
>[] Check out the shop first

>>1164911
>[] Try and calm down Yvette
>[] Tease Rowen
>[] offer to help her

>>1164911
>[] Try and calm down Yvette
>[] offer to help her
>[]follow her

>>1164911
>[]try to get her attention
>[] offer to help her
>[] Try and calm down Yvette
>[] Tease Rowen

"Hey, I didn't know you were such a scaredy cat, Rowen" I say, grinning as smugly as I can as I try and follow the oddly normal girl, dragging my roommate behind me as she clings onto me and refuses to let go "Maybe that's why they kidnapped you, they thought you were one of them"

"Shut up" Rowen says, chattering her buckteeth as she practically leans against me "I just know a bad part of town when I'm in one, I'm not scared or anything I'm just...worried"

"Really?" I ask, leaning over her as she turns away from me "Because you're acting pretty squirrelly"

She looks at me like I just kicked a puppy and groans

"Why did we have to go to a bad part of the city" Yvette sighs "this place is creepy, I just wanted to have some fun with you two, not walk through a place like this, I feel like I'm going to get cursed here or something"

"Hey, calm down" I say softly, grabbing her wrist gently "Nothing's going to happen, its just the weird part of town"

"That's why I'm freaking out, its really creepy may" She says still following right behind me "I just don't like the atmosphere'

"I get that, I'm just telling you there's nothing to worry about, I wouldn't let anything happen to you" I say as I turn, and frown, seeing the girl walking down a flight of stairs into the underground parts of the city

"I know, but it isn't my safety I'm worried about" Yvette sighs as I wiggle myself free and rush to the stairs before the girl can vanish under them "Hey, don't leave me behind"

"Y..yeah safety in numbers' Rowen says, sounding much more scared than Yvette is

I hear them running behind me as the girl begins to walk near the first step carved out of the side walk

She doesn't seem like she's paying attention


"Hey need some help with all that?" I ask reaching out as she puts her foot out, above the step and begins to tilt forward

FUCK, she's going to fall down the stairs! Why couldn't she even try to pay attention? is she retarded or something?

Roll 1d20+finesse to catch her
OR
[] use my tail

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1164999
>Roll 1d20+finesse to catch her
tail is too likely to bruise.

>>1164999
[] use my tail
We have one we use it! Plus its really neat as a party trick

>>1164999
>[] use my tail

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1164999
>Roll 1d20+finesse to catch her

>>1164999
>[] use my tail

>>1164999
>[] use my tail
we went through weeks of pain growing this damn thing it might as well pull it's weight around.

>>1164999
>[] use my tail

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>1164999


Roll 1d20+finesse to catch her

>>1165073
d20

But then I realize, as I fully register what's happening in front of me. Some idiot is about to tumble down who knows how many stairs...and she might have glass or knives in a few of those bags of hers. Now she looks normal, doesn't have any scales or anything fancy like that. She doesn't have a thick skull like I do because of my horns. She's going to fall and she's going to break something. Maybe even her neck...she...she could die.


My heart goes cold, my chest tightens and I feel my stomach drop down as I slowly watch the girl fall forward in slow motion. I...I can't just watch someone die can I? I might be a terrible person, but this is too much. I need to help her. I need to!

Without thinking, I step forward, turning as my fat muscly tail whips around just as the girl begins to tip out of view, her tower of boxes tumbling and crumbling as they all fall with her.

She yelps as my tail wraps tightly around her waist and pulls her back, her long black hair covering up her face as all her groceries fall down the stairs, breaking open and cracking, spewing out smoke as they spill open and their contents roll down the stairs

I sigh in relief, my heart beating wildly as the girl stares blankly down at the stairs

"Di...did you just?!" Rowen yells, like she can't beileve what I just did "I..but you..you..you?!"

"Oh, my heart" Yvette sighs "that nearly scared the life out of me"

the girl says nothing and just tiltss her head

"hey, you alright?" I ask as she shivers in my tail and then screams

"NO NO NO!" She cries out smacking my tail "that cost so much money, do you know how much I had to save to get all that? those were rare regents you big dumb uuuuuh"

I blink, her face is blue, like....really really blue, almost like a blueberry, and her teeth are black fangs....and her nails are made of metal.

She snifles and clutches her head whimpering

"Nooooo"

Yvette stares at her,with a mixture of disgust and pitty

What do I do
[] Point out I saved her life
[] get the point and ask if she can help with this legend thing
[] Apologize?
[] let her go and catch her again
[] Growl and roar at her angrily, ranting about her being a fucking moron
[] Ask her how much it cost
[] DO you want me to repay you or something
[] Try to guess who she's supposed to be 1d20+guile
[] Coldly tell her I could just throw her down the stairs if she's going to be a bitch
[] write in

>>1165089
>[] Point out I saved her life
falling on top of shit like that can't be good for you.
>ask what they were for

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1165089
>] Apologize?
>[] let her go and catch her again
>[] Growl and roar at her angrily, ranting about her being a fucking moron
>[] Ask her how much it cost
>[] DO you want me to repay you or something
>[] Try to guess who she's supposed to be 1d20+guile
we believe in tough love

>>1165089
>[] Point out I saved her life
>[] let her go and catch her again

>>1165089
>[] Point out I saved her life
>[] let her go and catch her again
>[] Growl and roar at her angrily, ranting about her being a fucking moron
>[] Ask her how much it cost

>>1165089
>[] Apologize?
>[] Point out I saved her life

"I just saved your life" I say angrily, my voice turning cold as I lean closer to her as she struggles to free herself from my tail, before she pauses and looks back at me, frowning as she glances back at the fall she almost took, her face turning a lighter shade of pale as she swallows nervously.

"Well I" She says chuckling nervously as I glare down at her, "I guess you did, sorry for snapping at yooooou!"

She yells as I loosen my tail and tighten it again, pulling her back up as she nearly falls back down the stairs

"Thank you" I say happily as she looks up at me, clenching her fists

"Y..you're a demon" She says nervously "A devil you have to be! I'm sorry I was so rude just...don't do that again"

"MAY!" Yvette shouts angrily "did you have to be so mean?"

"Yeah that seems more like you" Rowen says smugly

"Sorry, have a few anger issues" I say calmly as I keep the witch nice and safefly wrapped in my tail "both of you know that"

"Yeah, but that was just mean" Yvette says, crossing her arms "...are you okay? she wasn't to rough was she"

"I mean, not as rough as breaking my neck" the girl says, pouting as Yvette sighs in relief "But hey can't complain"

Yvette sighs and smiles

"Well, you did a good job may" She says happily as Rowen shrugs "I don't want to think about what would've happened if we weren't here"

"Neither do I" the girl says staring at her lost groceries

"Yeah, you did save her life" She grumbles under her breath "Have to give you that"

The girl looks up at me expectingly.

What do I do?
[] ask her to do the witch thing
[] tell her I'm not paying for all that
[] Remind her that she isn't really in a position to make me do shit
[] Apologize for being a bitch
[] Ask if she needs help getting back home to
[] sigh, and ask her what she needs
[]Show her my coin
[]give her to yvette, she's a better people's person than I am anyways
[] write in

>>1165183
>[] sigh, and ask her what she needs

>>1165183
>[] ask her to do the witch thing
>[] Remind her that she isn't really in a position to make me do shit
>[] Apologize for being a bitch
>[] Ask if she needs help getting back home to
>[]Show her my coin

>>1165183
>[] Apologize for being a bitch
>[] Ask if she needs help getting back home to
>[] sigh, and ask her what she needs
>[]Show her my coin

>>1165183
>[] Apologize for being a bitch
>[] Ask if she needs help getting back home to
>[] sigh, and ask her what she needs
>[]Show her my coin

>>1165183
>ask her to do the witch thing
>give her to Yvette, she's a better people person than I am anyways

>>1165183
>[] Apologize for being a bitch
>[] Ask if she needs help getting back home to
>[] sigh, and ask her what she needs
>[]Show her my coin

>>1165183
>[] Apologize for being a bitch
>[] Ask if she needs help getting back home to
>[]Show her my coin
>[]give her to yvette, she's a better people's person than I am anyways


Evening HM

I sigh, and brush some of my hair out of my eyes.

"I'm sorry I was such a bitch just now" I say as sweetly as I can, loosening my tail a bit so the girl can walk out of it if she wanted to "I shouldn't have been so harsh, we cool?"

She frowns a bit deeper and narrows her eyes, nodding before she crosses her arms, giving me that same look that she did just a second ago. I look over at Yvette and she smiles, glancing at the girl and nodding as I groan

"What, do you need help getting back home to?" I ask sarcastically as the girl shakes her head "Really, you seem to have trouble just walking"

"HEY!" she shouts, huffing as she raises a fist, and wisely puts it down as I glare at her "No, I mean that's funny but...look, those were very important reagents, and I have no money to replace them"

I sigh, and hang my head, nearly smacking her with my horns as I slump forward

"What do you need?" I ask as she laughs and sighs

"Well it'd be easier if you just gave me the money because its a little hard to buy the stuff without" She says awkwardly "Uh....special connections and even then they're quite expensive and"

"Oh fuck this" I say, holding my coin in front of her face, between my thumb and knuckle

"Oh, you need a reading? Didn't go to one of the fairies or that Baba yaga devil?" she asks, sounding pretty excitied "Well that changes things...I'll uh...need a bit of help getting the ingredients for it, unless you're willing to help in a different way"

She grins, staring at Rowen, who steps behind me without a word

"May, lets be perfectly clear here....Don't do the latter one, I don't like the sound of it" she says as the blue girl licks her lips

What do I do?
[] ask her what she needs
[] Agree to help with the "other" thing
[] ask if there's anything else I can do for her
[] grab her by her collar and lift her up, and see if that convinces her
[]Ask her name
[] Yvette? I need some help here
[]Offer her something else *what*
[]write in

>>1165284
yo

>>1165290
>[]Ask her name
>[] Yvette? I need some help here

>Tell me exactly what this "other thing" is, in explicit detail.

>>1165290
>[]Ask her name
>[] ask her what she needs

>>1165290
>[] ask her what she needs
>[] [b]ASK[/b] what she means when she says "other" thing
>[] ask if there's anything else I can do for her
>[]Ask her name
>[] Yvette? I need some help here

>>1165290
>[]Ask her name
>[] Yvette? I need some help here

>Tell me exactly what this "other thing" is, in explicit detail.

>>1165290
>[]Ask her name
>[] ask her what she needs
>[] Agree to help with the "other" thing

>>1165290
>Agree to help with the "other" thing
>Ask her name

>>1165290
>[] Agree to help with the "other" thing

[]Offer her something else *what* Rowen

"What do you need and before I forget, what's your name?" I ask, fully unwrapping my tail from her waist, which she takes a second to rub before she looks back up at me

"Oh, Annie, formerly Black Annis" She sighs as I try not to laugh at how that sounds, and she starts to blush "And I just need a few simple things....uh seaweed fed blood, a mushroom grown from a corpse, old forgotten bones, tears of a fairy, your blood of course, something you love, something you lost, about twenty bucks for dinner, matured poison and about a quart of petrol mixed with clumps of crushed spiders"

I stare at her for a second and blink, scratching the scales on my face as I turn back to Yvette who looks just as confused as I'm feeling right now. I can hear Rowen mumbling to herself as she copies down what the witch said into her notes. Yeah that seems a little...well all of that seems really hard for me to find, except the gasoline and my blood.

"and what exactly is the other thing?" I ask frowning as she smirks

"Oh that depends" She says happily, holding her arms behind her back "You could ask for a refund for me....Get me some company to help with my...urges"

Rowen hides behind me again as the little witch grins widely

"Of course I wouldn't Eat her or anything" She says looking awkward and embarrassed now "You could er...donate some ingredients I can't get legally, like your scales or her roots"

Yvette covers her legs as the witch frowns and sighs

"You could find me a familiar or...or buy me f.fawns monthly if that isn't a problem" She yammers on "Oh and you look strong! you could help me move my cauldron or clean up, really it could be anything, but it won't be cheap! I could...uh..I could have you steal another witch's tooth!"

Great the power's getting to her head.

"....does your uh...does your tail grow back?" She asks, biting down on her tongue before it can get past her lips "Just asking"

"Yvette, I need some help here" I groan slumping forward

Yvette nods and steps forward, sitting down to look the girl in the eyes

"You don't seem like you talk with people much, but...what you asked was pretty weird you know, it might've scared away anyone but may" Yvette says sweetly "I'm sorry if that's mean, but we really want to help, but if you ask too much we probably can't, and most of what you asked is pretty....demanding"

"I know, I just...don't get a lot of respect, and I er...sorry" the girl groans "I have a bad habit of being rude"

"its fine, I don't mind, and neither does May, and please stop staring at Rowen like that" Yvette sighs as Rowen hides behind me as the girl tries to make it look like she wasn't staring at her "its a little odd"

"Sorry" the girl says as Yvette smiles puts her hand on her shoulder

"Well is there anything less demanding you need?" She asks sweetly, the witch glances at me and puckers her lips
cont

>>1165402

"Well....if she could pretend to be my familiar or friend" the girl sighs "that's work, but I'm also really hungry and well I spent all my money on that mess, so getting me lunch would pay for the reading...And if those two are still too much, I could have you drink this, to see what it does"

She holds out a vial that is literally glowing pink. I look at Yvette as it lights up the faint tattoos on her face and the carvings in her bark

What do I do
[] Pretend to be her familiar/ friend
[] Get her lunch
[] drink the....pink stuff 1d20+durability
[] Offer to be her friend, for real
[] Force Rowen to drink the pink stuff 1d20+str
[] ask Yvette to drink it
[] write in

>>1165413
>[] Offer to be her friend, for real

>>1165417
Seconding

>>1165413
>[] Offer to be her friend, for real
>[] Why do you need someone to pretend to be your friend anyway? Even Rowen managed to find someone who can tolerate her existence

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1165413
>convince Rowen to drink the pink stuff
>get her lunch

>>1165413
>[] Offer to be her friend, for real
the monstergirl version of an anti-social chemistry nerd seems like a handy friend for a bully dragon to have.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1165413
>[] Offer to be her friend, for real
>[] Get her lunch
>[] drink the....pink stuff 1d20+durabilitych

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1165413
>[] Force Rowen to drink the pink stuff 1d20+str
[] Get her lunch

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1165413
>[] Offer to be her friend, for real
>Ask Rowen to drink it

If she says no
>[] drink the....pink stuff 1d20+durability

Yeah, no way in hell am I drinking whatever the fuck that pink stuff is, it looks like the insides of a glow stick and I'm pretty sure that stuff is toxic. Not sure how toxic for a dragon, but I'm not going to take my chances with it...and did she say she'd do this for me if just pretend to be her friend. Godamn, shes more pathetic than me AND Rowen combined, and that's saying something.

"Why would you need someone pretend to be your friend?"I ask scratching the scales on my face again.

"Because, no one wants to be my friend" She says calmly "I'm just uh...not a good one, don't get out enough and I creep people out apparently"

"That's nonsense, there's no way you could be that bad, its just your confidence needing a bit of a push" Yvette says happily, trying to cheer her up as the girl shakes her head

"Nope trust me, I've tried" she says flatly "I'm used to being alone by now, no reason to keep trying"

"Oh please, I'm sure there has to be at least one person out there who'd be your friend" Rowen says still hiding behind me, trying to keep out of my tail's way "Also, how could you mess up that badly..just curious"

The girl opens her mouth before I snort and shut her up

"Yeah, like me, want to be friends? I'm not a very good one either" I say grinning as the little witch's eyes go wide and start to sparkle with joy

"That is also wrong, you're a great one" Yvette says warmly as Annie stammers and rubs her face to try and get her composure back

"R...really you aren't just kidding around?" She asks, her voice cracking with joy as she tries her best to not look awkward as hell "Because people don't want to be my friend"

"Nah, I really want to be your friend" I say grinning, flashing my fangs

"Ah...ah well I...I'm a shut in so I uh...well I guess we can work it out later" She says happily "Now, which of you needs to reading? its on the house for friends! but uh, please be aware it will hurt since I can't just take a drop of blood like Baba yaga can...the hell wrought bitch"

Well?
[] ME
[] Yvette
[] Rowen
[] all of us
[] ask....why it would hurt
[] ask why she hates baba yaga so much
[] write in

>>1165413
>[] Offer to be her friend, for real
>[] Why do you need someone to pretend to be your friend anyway? Even Rowen managed to find someone who can tolerate her existence

>>1165507
>[] all of us
>[] ask....why it would hurt
>[] ask why she hates baba yaga so much

If she got up to that kid eating shit again I swear...

>>1165507
>[] ME
>[] ask why she hates baba yaga so much

>>1165507
[] all of us
[] ask....why it would hurt

>>1165507
>[] ask why she hates baba yaga so much
ME

>>1165507
>ME
>Ask why she hates Baba Yaga so much
If she's anything like the legends though, it's not hard to guess why.

>>1165507
>[] ME
>[] ask....why it would hurt
>[] ask why she hates baba yaga so much

>>1165507
[] ME
[] ask....why it would hurt

>>1165507
>[] all of us
>[] ask why she hates baba yaga so much

"Me, I'm the one with the coin aren't I?" I say smiling as I flip it into the air and catch it, stuffing it back into my torn jeans casually "Also, why exactly would it hurt?"

"Oh, thank you for sacrificing yourself for us May" Rowen says, giving me a fake grin and thumbs up

"Don't be like that" Yvette sighs, smacking the back of her head "its not like she threatened us just now...also yeah, why exactly would it hurt"

"Oh, I need a part of you" Annie says calmly, her black hair covering both of her eyes, well mostly "Usually not a big part, but it still really...really hurts which is uh...why I don't get much business for this, unlike other witches or fairies, but I guess I'm just not as good as Baba"

"You know, you seem to have a lot of beef with this Baba yaga girl, any reason for that?" I ask grimacing as the girl's face contorts monstrously as she hisses and bares her black fangs

"OH YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY!" She screams at the top of her lungs as her face relaxes again and she balls her fists up "See both of our old selves were children eaters! but she...she's a lot worse than me, and she doesn't even try to contain her urges, but who do they treat nicely? ME or her, who ate plenty of more children than Black annis did? Hmmm?! My old self ate Sheep to! Baba yaga? All children! and yet, I'm the outcast, all because of one story where she was whitewashed into a nice innocent grandmother"

Annie stomps her feet, tears streaming down her blue face as she starts sobbing and things start getting really, really awkward.

"IT WASN'T EVEN FOLKLORE, BUuuut noooo she's the nice one, and guess what she gets? A nice cottage she can summon, a mortal and pestle than can fucking fly! I get nothing, not even the cave my old self had
" She cries, collasping to the ground, laying on the street with a dead expression "She gets all the love and attention, who knows black annis? she gets the ability to see a legend's past with a drop of blood! one drop, and all I can do is turn into a cat girl, not even a full cat mind you, and make leather"

Yvette covers her mouth, looking sorry for her as Rowen pulls her phone out. I just shake my head and cross my arms, not really sure what to do.

"And, look at me! I'm blue and my nails are metal! do you know how hard it is to file these? what does she look like? A normal girl besides the teeth, she isn't even old looking yet! and here I am looking like I went to willy wonkas" annie whimpers, as Yvette slowly reaches for her

"AH!" She shouts, hopping back up on her feet with a smile "Enough about that lucky bitch, want to get your past read...May?"

I blink and try to say something before she chuckles and looks at Yvette

"Uh, these two probably shouldn't come, its pretty spooky during a reading and uh...I don't like Company" She says sternly, pouting as rowen smiles with a face like she just found gold, while Yvette still looks sorry for the poor girl
conyt

>>1165647

Well?
[]Go alone
[] Bring them along
[] ask if we can do this at my place
[]offer to punch Baba in the face for her
[] Ask her if she needs a cigarette after all that
[]How spooky?
[] write in

>>1165653
>[] Bring them along
>[] ask if we can do this at my place
>[]offer to punch Baba in the face for her
>[] Ask her if she needs a cigarette after all that
>[]How spooky?

>>1165653
>[]Go alone
>[]offer to punch Baba in the face for her
>[] Ask her if she needs a cigarette after all that
>[]How spooky?

>>1165653

>[] Bring them along
>[] Ask her if she needs a cigarette after all that

>>1165653
>[]offer to punch Baba in the face for her
[] Bring them along

>>1165653
>[]Go alone
>[]offer to punch Baba in the face for her
>[] Ask her if she needs a cigarette after all that
>[]How spooky?

>>1165653
>go alone
>offer to punch Baba in the face for her
>Ask her if she needs a cigarette after all that

"Do you need a cig?" I ask reaching for my pants pocket "I still have a few on me, but they might be waterlogged"

"Tch, I don't smoke" She huffs, shaking her head "and I don't want to start...so are you going to come for your reading or what?"

"Yeah yeah, its just, look if you want me to I can go punch Baba yaga in the face for you" I say as I follow her down the stairs

"Really? Hmm, how hard?' Annie asks, smirking impishly "Like how many teeth would she lose?"

I shrug, I don't know, why would I?

"Wait you can't just leave us up here alone!" Rowen yells "I don't know how to get back to the inn"

"Oh don't worry, this place doesn't seem too bad"Yvette giggles "besides, she should be gone for long right"

"Yep" Annie nods "Besides this street isn't that bad, most of the people here are nice, and trust me, the ritual is really spooky, so if you're so easily scared, its better you stay up here"

"But...but" Rowen sighs slumping her shoulders slightly "I want to see it"

"Oh, well I'll need a favor then" Annie says bluntly as Rowen groans

"Also how spooky are we talking here' I ask as Annie walks into the darkness of the tunnel, weak lights lighting our way as she walks along, running her tails on the walls, scratching them up

"Fairly" she says happily "Also we're not far from my home so...we might as well get the special ingrident now"

"Eh?" I ask as I turn to her, seeing her pull a small knife from her pocket, as well as a pair of pliers

"So, what's it going to be?" She asks, far to nicely "shouldn't hurt for long!"

What do I do
[] tell her to wait till we get to her place
[] ask her what exactly I need to give
[] Give me the knife *cut myself*, blood is fine right?
[] Scales grow back right?
[] Pull one of my teeth out 1d20+might *it'll grow back
[] Will hair work
[] call her crazy, and refuse to do it
[] write in

>>1165754
>[] ask her what exactly I need to give
>[] Give me the knife *cut myself*, blood is fine right?

>>1165754
>[] Give me the knife *cut myself*, blood is fine right?

>>1165754
>[] ask her what exactly I need to give
>[] Scales grow back right?

>>1165754
[] Give me the knife *cut myself*, blood is fine right?

>>1165754
>[] ask her what exactly I need to give
>[] Give me the knife *cut myself*, blood is fine right?

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1165754
>Pull one of my teeth out
Mostly just to show off.

"What exactly do you need?" I ask, snapping my tail and making Annie wince as she looks up at me, glancing behind her shoulder to make sure no one's walking up the stairs or down them

"Oh just something small, I might not be the best at this, but I don't need much, nothing like a finger or anything" She says smiling "A bottle of blood work work, but generally the more I have the easier it is to work with bu..but don't worry, I'm not asking for your tail or an arm, since we just need a spark not a....you know drugtrip"

"Give me the knife" I command, holding my hand out, she holds it to her chest and puts it in my hand caitously

"Why?'She asks as I look the small piece in my hand, its one of the cheap ones you can buy at most gas stations, guess she's about as broke as I am "its not the best one I have but...I would like it back and"

"So I can get this over with" I say calmly as I press it to my wrist "I mean this is nothing to the changing pains, hahaha"

"WHAT!" She yells as I cut into...as I cut into my "uh?"

"Damn" I groan, pulling the now dull blade away from my scales "Forgot these things are really tough...oh good didn't scratch it"

"WAIT DON"T JUST" Annie yelps as
I press the knife into my cheek and pull it back "Ah"

"Eeeeeeeergh" I groan, feeling a sharp pain, followed by a dull wave of warmth in my cheek "Is this enough?"

She's as pale as a blue ghost now and looks shocked as I hand her her bloody knife

"Ah...ah should be" she says grabbing a small vial from her pocket "Just hold still so I can collect it and we can start....the second we get back to my apartment"

I smirk, have to admit, if this is all a game, she stays in character pretty well.
-

What do I do?
[] ask her why her place is such a mess
[] wait patiently for her to prepare
[] help her
[] ask if this is all real
[] Don't take any of the ritual seriously
[] mess with her collection of skulls and weird stuff
[]Complain about how much my cheek fucking hurts now
[]take a nap while I wai
[] write in

>>1165850
>[] ask her why her place is such a mess
>[] wait patiently for her to prepare

>>1165850
>[] ask her why her place is such a mess
>[] ask if this is all real
>[] mess with her collection of skulls and weird stuff
>[]Complain about how much my cheek fucking hurts now

>>1165850
>[] ask her why her place is such a mess
[] Don't take any of the ritual seriously
[] mess with her collection of skulls and weird stuff

>>1165850
>wait patiently for her to prepare
>get bored
>start nosing around her place

"Wow, this place is....kind of shitty" I say as Annie walks off into what looks like a cave just left in the wall of the actual tunnels "Do you live in there?"

"Oh? yeah, well its one of the apartments for people like me who prefer a more natural home" She says happily as she walks into the dim tunnel, stepping over rough stones like its nothing

"How am I supposed to fit in here?'I groan as I follow her into it, ducking my head slightly as she walks past several sets of metal doors, with keycards and numberpads on them, as well as cameras sitting next to them, constantly scanning the room all around, as well as up and down.

"Hmm, wasn't expecting this" I say as I follow her down the dust filled "hallway" "Why would someone want to live down here"

"Oh, plenty of reasons, mole girls, dwarves, kobolds" she says happily "Plenty of monstergirls like this sort of habitat, I could name all of them, but we're here, so no reason to waste time on it right"

"Yeah and I don't really care" I say dully as she stops in front of the metal door at the end of the tunnel, and quickly type in a code, swiping a card before the door opens up with a ding "So this is it?"

"Yeah, it isn't much" She says, walking over a box of sodas, and twisting over a bunch of dried dead looking plants as she barely manages to stop herself from falling into a wall of books sitting above a cauldron built into the tile floors.

I stand outside of the room for a second, looking around at all the weird pieces of art, skulls, dried and dead animals and just random bottles, pizza boxes and tools laying everywhere

"Why is it such a mess?" I ask as she sits down next to the cauldron,picking a book up from a table covered in soot and grime "Do you know what cleaning is"

"Hmmm, oh no that would waste materials, besides, its much easier finding things this way" She says happily "Now let me make sure everything is right before we start, don't need to replace everything I own AGAIN"

She groans and burries her head in the book, sipping from a look warm bottle of coke as I slowly, and carefully walk in, just staring in awe at the mess in front of me...the whole place smells like polish to...nail polish.

I cover my nose with my shirt, carla's old jacket trailing along the floor as I walk deeper in to her room

"Also, don't touch anything without asking" She says, not taking her head out of the book

"I won't I won't" I say, as I run my clawed hands through a goat skull's eye holes

roll 1d20+shard of fate

>>1165850
>[] wait patiently for her to prepare

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1165911
roll 1d20+shard of fate

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1165911

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1165911

>>1165911
roll 1d20+shard of fate

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1165911

>>1165925
>>1165930
>>1165940
>>1165943
Oh god some one saves us from these dice

>>1165942

>>1165948
>dice+1d20
No caps when you post it

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1165946
HAVE NO FEAR, THE FUMBLE-MAN'S HERE!

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1165911

>>1165952
AND MY JOB HERE IS DONE

Wow
you guys rolled a lot of twos?

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1165948
Here we go again.

>>1165964
Where were you when we needed you?! Well, on the upside this isn't combat, so it might be weird/funny.

Gimme a bit longer, I have to re write everything

>>1166017
>things you don't want your QM to say.txt

>>1165850

Omake: Cats

"Hey Blue, what's up?" The catgirl wearing boots and a onr piece swimsuit asks.

"Get lost or I will curse you."

"Eh, I get you friends and that's how you act? How kind of you." The cat girl says and starts to walk away.

The witch turns around "What? You didn't do that!"

The cat girl stops and turns around "I am the Puss In Boots, I made a mere farmer a king without anyone dying save for a giant, who I killed myself. I am a master trickster and manipulator even if I don't have the powers of a trickster fox or a tanuki... or that damn Coyote. Why wouldn't I help you?"

"Because everyone hates me?" the blue witch asks

"Look, you can think that if you want. But I do not have any fancy magic on my own. It was very hard to make it so the tree, the squirrel and the dragon girl found you. And why I helped you? Because that's what I do. I trade favors all the time... and buy boots. I cannot show... favoritism because if I do, the powerful legends will squish me like a bug. But you are a cat girl and you are not very liked, so we have that in common."

"So, you want something fromme then."

"Yes. Try to live a life beyond being a witch, even I take a break from acting my role sometimes. Try to have fun, waste time with your friends, enjoy life. Oh... and there is certain club..."

"No way I am going with that Griffon!"

"No the catgirl one, catch."

The puss in boots threw her a card.

"The midnight club? Only cats allowed? What's this?"

"A cats club, for real. Is a tad specist but... we are cats and ... there are things you probably should know."

After saying that the cat girl left, leaving the blue witch confused.

PS: Boots won't let any cat down if she can.

Where'd she get something like this? Did she order it online or get it from that weird shop of hers? it feels like its real but...its too smooth, maybe she got it polished or something? Because it feels like its real bone. Hmm, maybe she used "magic" or something. Wait, what's this inside of it? It feels like somethings carved inside of it, what is that? Is it a product stamp or something. I frown and press my claw into it.

"WHAT THE FUCK!" I shriek as The skull starts to shake, and its eyes glow, and I break its face as I rip my finger out of it in shock, tumbling back a step or two and raising my fists in self defense

"Ah, that would be one of my screaming skulls" She says happily "Don't worry, I can replace it easily...hmm oh, I forgot, this doesn't take long to prepare at all!"

Wait screaming, what the hell does

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" the skull shrieks, loud enough to deafen me and make it feel like someone just shot a rifle next to my ear, and then decided to smack me with it.

I yelp and stumble backwards, tripping on something and falling on the floor with a loud "SHIT!", my tail snaps as the room begins to smell like burnt ass mixed with gasoline and bad hairspray

I groan and lay on the ground, thankfully I didn't land in anything annie might've left on the floor. But godamn does that smell reek! I cover my nose, coughing and trying to get up before I glance up and.

"Oh godammit" I sigh as I see the massive pile of books teetering right over my head, falling over ontop of me

roll 1d20+finesse or durability

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1166031
Durability

>>1166030
Oooh, thanks anon.

Also, I just got the mental image of May dressing up like a cat girl to sneak into that club, and everyone being to scared to point it out

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1166031
durability
Lets try this again dice

>>1166038

Since is a club with ALL THE CATS, May would be in trouble. You do not want Chesire, the black cat of bad luck and a cat god(ess) from Welsh legends to get angry with you.

One drives you crazy and gets you in trouble, another gives you bad luck and the cat king, who is already annoyed for being reborn female, makes it so you are never found out again.

>>1166056
I know, it was just a random thought I thought was funny

>>1166063

I can totally see Boots groaning and managing to negotiate May punishment to just being temporary turned into a fairy catgirl because cats do hold grudges.

And everyone teasing May about having a catgirl fetish.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1166031
durability

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1166031
durability

>>1166040
>>1166079

Considering that we are a dragon, how much bonus we get into durability anyway?

>>1166095
>http://pastebin.com/5bdm4ZYj
According to May's character sheet +5

I just stand up, as they harmlessly bounce of my horns and head, hitting the floor with a thud as I walk towards the screaming skull toy and jam my finger into its eye socket, hissing "I am going to find whoever made this fucking thing" Under my breath as it stops shaking and falls back to the wall, like a nice, normal, not screaming loud enough to make me want to smoke or eat an entire bucket full of roots

Then the room starts to fill with smoke as Anni laughs, and I can see her running into the piles of crap everywhere, and tossing bundles of random shit into the now glowing red cauldron. Which looks like its filled with a soup made out of mud and a bunch of random trash she found on the street

"Almost done...almost done" She hums to herself, as she uncorks the small vial of my blood and pours it inside "Now step back five feet, and cover my eyes"

I put my arm over my eyes as there's a loud bang and wailing sound. I move it down, and see that the smoke is gone, as is the smell. the whole room, smells like dirt now...and tree bark.

"AH" Annie says peeking into the cauldron, which is now filled with strawberry red sludge "PERFECT....Oh..oh, put in too much garlic, oh godamn that is...strong ha"

"How'd you do that?" I ask walking over to her as she fills a small glass jar with the stuff.

"Eh, magic" She says calmly "Not much else I can say but...next time, listen to me, and don't go nosing around a witch's house"

"Trust me, I've learned my lesson, why do you have those fucking things anyways" I ask as I hold the jar up in front of my eyes

"Security" She says calmly "they're wonderful aren't they"

"You better be sarcastic right now" I say as I sniff the goop "So if I ....drink this I'll know what "Legend" I am? or was?"

"Oh, yeah, I mean I already know" She says smugly

Whatdo I do?
[] Drink it here
[] drink it back at my apartment, with Rowen and Yvette
[] Just ask Annie what I am
[] Save the ... red potion? for later
[] ask her to demonstrate
[] write in

>>1166095
Well, the horns and scales do help by modifying certain dcs/rolls


>>1166071
Clara giving her a thumbs up with an expression that says "I've found a comrade"

>>1166071
Seeing as Nidhoggr is foretold to be one of the major participants in Ragnarok, I wouldn't be overly concerned about pissing off some random gods.

>>1166099
>Drink it here
Don't ask her; ignoring the comment is certain to bug her.

>>1166099
>[] drink it back at my apartment, with Rowen and Yvette
>Thank her

>>1166098

Amusingly her sister must have more since she is the world serpent. Of course she is not full sized so her stats are reduced otherwise both STR and RES would be YES.

>>1166099

That's the idea. And May being a small fairy catgirl would be both funny and Karma.

>>1166099
>[] drink it back at my apartment, with Rowen and Yvette
>Ask if she'd like to come over

Because that what friends do. And in case weird magical shit starts to go down we could use an expert on standby.


>Clara giving her a thumbs up with an expression that says "I've found a comrade"

I really want to see her freak out when she finds out about the Midnight Club

Anyone else?"

>>1166099
>[] Drink it here

Actually, I'm really sorry. But I think it'd be best to save the drinking till next session, partially because I'm tired, and partially because there's going to be a pretty big choice after it, and I'd rather save that till next thread, and because I want to write the flashback when I'm wide awake, instead of tired


So we'll end here
I've archived
will answer questions

>>1166099
>[] drink it back at my apartment, with Rowen and Yvette
>Ask if she'd like to come over

>>1166133

>[] Drink it here

How do we earn humanity points?

>>1166161
By denying your current body
Losing humanity is more akin to adapting to your new self than anything else

>>1166156
Great thread as always HM, thanks for running. I'm really excited for YDFQ, gonna stab our new friend and get answers to some concerning questions!

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>>1166176
Yes yes
the question the burns at all our hearts
Do wrath demon's wear underwear?

>>1166183
And how will they react when it's turned into honey?

>>1166156
Thanks for running.

>>1166183

The blue ones do.

>>1166191

Blue: Faint

Red: Lick it!

Also we should totally have asked to see the blue witch catgirl form.

>>1166246
Well, not like she can't do it whenever

>>1166099
>[] Just ask Annie what I am
>[] drink it back at my apartment, with Rowen and Yvette
Also, invite her ass back.

>>1166350
Well I know how the next thread is going to start
congratulations, you broke the tie!

>>1166099
>[] Drink it here

>>1166171

She always denies the urge to eat her friend roots, doesn't that count?

>>1167265
>[X] Drink it here

Yes I finally caught one.

I wonder when we're finally gonna meet Yggdrasil though.

>>1166156


How long until we meet ygg?

>>1167694
>>1167711

You are aware that she is May roomate right?

>>1167711
>>1167768
Yeah I thought that was obvious,
>>1167265
Hmmm, Maybe. But May also LOVES being a dragon girl, so it might equal out, her denying it and utter enjoyment of being a motherfucking dragon
NOW if she was a fairy, she would have gotten at least another point of humanity by now

>>1168009

More like 3 due to all the humiliations. Like being useless in a fight, Rowen being taller than her, needing people to protect her...

She would be miserable.

>>1168324
Exactly

>>1168823
Question. Can Yggy bridge dimensions with her arms like the Legend?

>>1169120
Yep, she just doesn't know how to yet.

>>1169154

"Wohoo, portals here we go!"

"My range doesn't go beyond this island yet, ya know?"

"Who cares? Think on all we save in transportation, and all the fun things we can do!"

Question due to May worry about her tree friend, will we get any skill so our auta doesn't affect her?

>>1169749
Of course, that's why you had the green thumb ability during the first level up, and will have it in the one that should come soon.

>>1170919

So how would have May reacted if she ended as a...

>Catgirl
>Minotaur
>Harpy

>>1173248
>Catgirl
"on every level, except physical, i am a blender"
[claws]