>>1164279
>Sure. You can help me whenever you want, Elizabeth. (Gain a free action in Civ Mode, which is done by Elizabeth. Also, personal actions done with her are free in Civ Mode.)

We should start talking to some Germanic or Celtic gods. If we were to find 1 (one) who sounds like Liz then that could mean she's like Ren in that she's a demigod.

"Sure, you can help me whenever you want Elizabeth."

She hugs you.

"Thanks Ren..."

You hear a knock on the door.

"Mom? Daaaad!" It seems to be your daughter...

What should you call her anons?

>Freyja.
>Elsilf?
>Veljiaulk.
>Morrigan.
>Write-In

>>1164317
>Elsilf?
imo it's Nordic enough that it fits her but at the same time is fairly neutral and unique for her.

"Elsilf? What is it?"

"M-my brother ate my candy! He ate it with his two-heads!"

"Really?"

"Y-y-yeah..." She stiffles a cry.

"Hey! You said I could have some!"

"B-but your eating all of it!"

"I let you have a bit!"

"Y-you gave me a half-eaten piece of candy!"

Great. Elslif and her brother are arguing...

Actions

>Let Elizabeth deal with it!
>Side with your daughter, Elslif!
>Side with your son. Or sons.
>...Get them more candy. They can just have more.
>Candy isn't good for them... You should probably stop them.
>Name your sons!
>Write-In

>>1164352
>Candy isn't good for them... You should probably stop them.
>Name your sons!

You get up with your wife to stop Elslif and her brother...

Roll me a 1d20+6 to see how well this goes.

+3 if Renexizious can find a way to stop them arguing with Elizabeth.
+2 if Elizabeth can very extremely maternal to her children. (+1 if she can be excited for having more.)
+2 if Renexizious can suggest better, more healthier foods to his kids.
+1 if Renexizious can be a bit lustful to Elizabeth, his children won't notice...
+1 if Reneizious can try to resist Elslif's adorable charm from affecting his decision.

Rolled 7 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1164369

Going to wait until anons do the bonuses or more anons roll.

>>1164369
"Liz you take one and I will take the other, tickle them into submission..."

"Come my little ones, behave for me and your father!" - (And to think I will get to have these little ones for years!..it doesn't seem long enough...oh well, I can just have more!)

"Children, can I suggest trying other foods? There are so many kinds and so many different flavors; how about we have some Venison stakes and then we can see about getting you some replacement candy or something if you still feel hungry..?"

Hand on her back...slowly sliding down...

"Nope, not going to work. I have too many adorable children and such to even consider relenting on my decisions..."

Rolled 19 + 16 (1d20 + 16)

>>1164409
I always forget to roll...

Rolled 15 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1164369

Get them to eat butter, pork and fish.

Hey QM thought up something we could find later

19+16=35

Great Success!

"Elizabeth, you take one and I'll take the other, we'll tickle them into submission."

"Ah."

"I'll go after Elslif."

"Right..."

You open the door slowly, and rush Elslif, and begin to tickle her. Elizabeth goes after her brother.

"Come on my little ones! Bheave for me and your father!"

"Dad! Stop! It tickles!" Elslif laughs, unable to get her adorable eyes to lock on.

"Nope. And no cute eyes! I have way too many adorable children to even consider relenting."

You tickle the children into submission, and tire them out... You send a servant to get them some food, like venison steaks with butter and fish.

You also decide to think up a name for your new son...

Actions (Choose two. First is for his primary head, second is for his second head.)

>How about... Ragnar? That sounds Swedish, and awesome.
>Kevenalos. That sounds draconic.
>Harald. Good name that one is.
>How about... Johann? That's a name...
>Odahaarivik. It's a complicated draconic name..
>Marcus. A good simple latin name.
>...How about Augustus?
>Julius. Julius is a great name.
>Write-In

>>1164432
>Marcus. A good simple latin name.


...now we just need a Dominic...

>>1164432

>Write-In

Lofwyr, Nero

>>1164436
Please choose two names.

>>1164432
I propose Aurelian.

So we have Marcus, Lofwyr, Nero, and Aurelian. Does any anon want to change votes?

>>1164457
I'll vote for Adrian and Lofwyr. Nero just has negative connotations to me at least since he did stuff like kick pregnant women to death and castrate young boys. Adrian on the other hand is pretty good.

>>1164466

One of said pregnant women was his wife, also fiddled while Rome burned

>>1164473
I believe he also had his mother murdered during dinner. Also the young boy he castrated, he married. Really fucked shit.

Waiting ten more minutes before rolling anons.

>>1164473
>>1164488
Okay so we are agreed, we can't call a child Nero because the real one is a fucking mess...


I personally want to reserve the name Adrian, for reasons involving french children's 3D animated cartoon and a potential past time for Ren...we will however need a catboi...or a teen willing to wear a tight spandex suit with cat ears...

>>1164493
That should have been pastime.

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>>1164493
What the fuck are you talking about?
You need some help.

>>1164493
Nero please leave along with your degeneracy.

>1164488

Tried killing his mom at a dinner, then tried crushing her to death with something falling on her, but she died by getting a case of knives to everywhere

>>1164504

I think he's referring to a french animu called Wakfu

>>1164513
It's not really anime if it's made in Frogland, and we have two minutes left anons.

>>1164432
>Odahaarivik. It's a complicated draconic name..
>Marcus. A good simple latin name.

A duality thing.
opposing pairs and shit.

So OP I've been wondering.
Can we copy daemons using our shapeshifting?

>>1164526
I'd say you can if you improve your shapeshiftinhg even more, and can actually befriend a daemon, for reasons not yet explained.

>>1164528
Can we use upgrade mutations to improve our shapeshifting?

Really I feel anons ignore upgrade mutations too much.

>>1164532
Yes, you can indeed.

>>1164536
Also I noticed you gave a reason to pay attention to the characters.

What happens if we do the impossible and get adellman to 120 opinion?
>>1164513
Odahaarivik is a nice name.
It makes people suffer trying to pronounce it

>>1164513
No, no that is a different thing but is also quite good. If you like fantasy stories, decent subversion of tropes, are willing to put up with some weird names and shit.


What I am talking about is "Miraculous; tales of Ladybug & Cat noir". Essentially, a french children's super hero show. The male cat-themed hero wears a skin tight suit that is somewhere between bat man and fetish gear. Especially with the cat ears...he is cute as hell though...

I know I am degenerate but dammit he is too cute! The little blond, pun spouting shit that he is...oh and the girl is pretty cute too I guess...

>>1164524

Anime-esque

And I'll go Lofwyr and Odahaarivik

>>1164548
Bro... I've watched Monster Musume but goddamn this is weird and perverted sounding.

>>1164554
I'll support this.

So I was thinking that we should send our Death squad to deal with the dominion base and take any documents and information they can find.
Maybe send in a support staff with cameras and such to go over it.

I also think it's about time to go back into civ mode.

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>>1164548
Pic Related is where your going on the day of the shoah.
And where whoever made that show is going.

>>1164561
Also, why the fuck did I go and watch that shit, once anons brought that up I was curious and now I can't even think of any anime with any degree of innocence.

>>1164570
>Anime
>Innocent
Pick one
And desu I've watched worse.
Bad enough that I refuse to mention them.

>>1164570

Because waifus

>>1164548

/d/ please leave

>>1164570
To be honest I've only really watched 2 anime besides Naruto with one of them being Monster Musume. The other was Girls in Panzer. I mainly only watched them because of curiosity and kept on watching them because of guilty pleasure.

Overall I would say 2 nukes weren't enough.

>>1164580
The waifus are pretty good.
Reminder that there is a centaur lady we met a thread or two back.

>>1164582

Wizard Ninjas and waifus. I can dig it

Hey QM remember my mention of some of Werewolf: The Apocalypse's /d/generacy? It could always be that, be thankful it isn't

>>1164582
>Watching naruto
>Disgust.png
>>1164570
Though I'd recommend berserk for you OP.
I swear there is no waifu harem shit

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>>1164584
*disgust intensifies*

>>1164582
I'd say we need 50 nukes. Just to be sure.

>>1164588
Stop. Now. Please.

>>1164589
Everything I do turns to waifu harem shit.

>>1164554
I shall support this, cause I need Adrian for reasons previously stated.


>>1164561
Trust me, the show is fairly normal. It is just the french having uniform designs that are too sexual without trying that or it is intentional. Considering that one of the main plot points of the whole show is a love square (between two people living double lives), it is honestly probably a little more intentional than I think...

Still better, than in Wakfu, where the one piece of outright fan-service is literally cock-blocked out of the viewers sight by a (smiling) duck.


Also Monster Musume is tame as fuck and has quite possibly the worst backstory I have heard in a long time.


>>1164570
I will die happy and go to hell, right next to every gay boi to have ever lived...wonder if the devil is up for a bargain...

>>1164580
No, I am not even at /d/ levels of lewd yet nor do I plan to reach it.

>>1164594
To be frank, it is good waifu bullshit.

>>1164594
Berserk has no waifu shit.
It's just...dark.
I'd rank it a bit below warhammer 40k grimdark.

>>1164582
You have such mixed taste I don't even know how to feel about you.


Capatcha was a women in jeans, I wonder what it is trying to tell us?

>>1164598
If you take out the borderline rape that everyone tries to do to the protagonist, the slimegirl shit, and the plot that makes me yell "purge the xenos now" I'd actually have little to no problem with it. It has some good ideas here and there.[/spoiler[

>>1164600

No waifus. Only rape

Any character you find likeable will have been or was nearly raped at some point in their life.

And god is a giant heart made because mankind needs something to blame.

>>1164594

Don't worry, there are redeeming qualities to it. Like the Get or Fenris, the Wyrm, Black Spiral Dancers, and Weaver

>>1164608
Wait which one? Cause I mentioned like three things in that post...

>>1164608
>Puts in a centaur woman
>Gives the option to court her
>Surprised we went for it.

This is the future you chose.
>>1164612
And sometimes it's the person you thought was your best friend doing the raping

>>1164600
Really? I'll check it out.
Now if only 40k had some mad jap try and make an anime out of that.

>>1164615
What? I mentioned what I didn't like with Monster Musume. I'm only a few chapters in.

Also, wow we're really off fucking track.

Rolled 1, 3 = 4 (2d4)

Rolling for name.

1=Odahaarivik
2=Marcus
3=Adrian
4=Lofwyr

>>1164622
Becareful OP.
It starts out somewhat dark before the magic shit happens.
Then Slan and co come in and it just gets extreme.

>>1164622
They made a Starship Troopers anime and a Halo anime, chances are there is at least a pilot script for a 40K anime.

Also Monster Museme is not that bad. The fetishism levels out and it just becomes the waifu Olympics with some late contenders.


Lastly, it is my problem we got so side tracked, me and my QT 3.14 cat bois but honestly I want to post a clip from the show or something to show the suit he wears...Eh fuck it I have time to find it...

>>1164636
Go away /cm/

>>1164636
>Starship troopers anime
What's it called?

"Come on Adrian and Odah..."

"Dad! I'm just hungry!" Adrian and Odah say...

"Yeah dad! And that t-tickles!" Elslif say.

Hm. It seems like they want breakfast...
Hm. Your shrewd mind has an idea to keep them from fighting too...

Actions

>Go and make some breakfast with Elizabeth helping. Your kids will forgive you for making them food... Though they might get into an argument while your gone. Elizabeth gives you a +2 to this roll.
>Go make breakfast normally. There's a low chance the kids get into an argument though and fight.
>(Shrewd Mind): Have a servant bring you raw ingredients, and you cook them quickly in the laboratory!
>(Shrewd Mind): There's one thing parents and kids love. Pizza. Fast and easy, not to mention delicious... Order some from your pizza place.
>Send Elizabeth to make breakfast for you and the kids.
>...You have things to do. Leave them and head down to the basement. (-5 Opinion from Elizabeth and the kids for leaving them while your needed as a parent!)
>Write-In

>>1164636
What's the Halo and Starship Troopers anime called?
And if you do post your gay fetish faggotry you'll get a -1 on this roll.

>>1164663
>(Shrewd Mind): There's one thing parents and kids love. Pizza. Fast and easy, not to mention delicious... Order some from your pizza place.

Efficient.

So we now have a +35 to our income from the kobolds right?

>>1164663
>Go and make some breakfast with Elizabeth helping. Your kids will forgive you for making them food... Though they might get into an argument while your gone. Elizabeth gives you a +2 to this roll.

>>1164642
No, I have put too many write-ins into this quest. Seriously I have written English papers shorter than everything I have done for this quest...


>>1164647
>>1164663
Hell if I know, I am just aware they made a TV show in japan using the universe. Nothing more.


Also OP, threatening me with de-buffs is a cruel method and will not work.


I will now merely state that if one were to want to see an example of what I was discussing, they would merely need to go to YouTube and type in "Miraculous Cat noir" and look for the person with the name "sweetamyrose14"'. Then enjoy either all the puns and jokes or the flirting by / between the male and / or female leads.

>>1164663
>(Shrewd Mind): There's one thing parents and kids love. Pizza. Fast and easy, not to mention delicious... Order some from your pizza place.


Seriously though I will stop now because this is taking too long...

So I say next mutation we get we should upgrade shapeshifting so we can copy anything.
And then become the perfect mimic.

Plus if we have daemon forms we can probably enter the warp to find that double headed guy an anon mentioned.
Which could help deal with our chaos taint.

>>1164699
That would be Kairos Fateweaver. Although I doubt that simply looking like a daemon would shield us from the energies f the warp. If I remember, daemons are physical manifestations of cosmic energy drawn from people emotions which Ren could not mimic. We would need soemthing like purity seals from powerful gods to defend us from the corrupting influence of the warp.

You decide to order pizza. You pick up the phone...

Roll me a 1d20+8 for how well this goes.

+3 if Renexizious can specify his order. (+1 if he can be a bit romantic in a pizza to Elizabeth. If you also want to increase relations among the wives or other people you know, specify what they should get.)
+2 if Elizabeth can calm the children down and tell the kids why pizza is superior compared to candy. (+1 if she can be maternal during this. +1 if she can be excited over having more kids compared to yesterday, but still not content.)

Autosuccess if this all happens, and a small boost to opinion among your kids.

Rolled 8 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1164711

Rolled 6 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1164711
Hey OP would magic from chaos and evil help defend us from the warp?

Get frankizka regular cheese.
We'll modify it with blood when it gets here.

Chrysoula can get the pizza with salad on it. I forget what I said was on it at the time.

The kids can get the one that was stacked with pepperoni and beef on it.


Liz can get a pepperoni one with the meat arranged in a heart shape

Rolled 16 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1164711

Bacon, pepperoni, beef, stuff the crust with cheese, put some buffalo sauce on it, sprinkle it with pepper, and have the crust be pretzel bread.

>>1164727

And what this anon says

QM, no worries. I've had to deal with a horrible brony once upon a time, I'm pretty sure his autism makes Claw seem like Aristotle in comparison

He was fucking bribed by a teacher with those girly toys. I shit you not

>>1164748
... what kind of school did you go to?

>>1164748
An older relative of mine still watches MLP
I always wondered how people watch that shit.

>>1164752

I am still going to it unfortunately.

The hell school. In Missouri

One of the fat kids is practically a split fucking image of the fort Lauderdale shooter

>>1164727
I'd assume pleasing Chaos Deities would eventually give you some resistance to the warp.

>>1164748
That is one aryan pizza right there. Best taste.

>>1164755
Who knows what the fuck autistic people can and can't do.

16+11=27

Great Success!

You decide to get a bacon pepperoni beef pizza, with stuffed crust, buffalo sauce, sprinkled with pepper, with pretzel bread.
The guy on the other line seems certainly a bit confused.

You also order a pizza with just cheese, and a vegetarian pizza, with cheese, and you get a pepperoni pizza heart-shaped for Elizabeth.

Oh, and two smaller versions of your pizza for the kids.

You go back to the kids, who are still feuding.

"Alright, so breakfast's on the way..." You give a kiss to Elizabeth.

"What's a pizza?"

"It's an italian food, Odah."

"...What's an Italian? Is it spicy?"

"...Actually, I never ate one I think. I'd assume so. Never ate a Spainard ei-"

"Ren!"

"Oh, right, right. Now, I'm going to get the wives."

Elizabeth sighs, and hugs her two kids.

"We have other moms?" Elslif says...
Hm... She's a bit fast, that one.

Actions

>...Well, they aren't moms. They're like... Backup parents.
>Why don't I take the two (or three) of you to see my wives? They'll be delighted to meet you.
>They're not your other moms, Elslif. Don't say that again.
>...They're uh... Just people I really, really love...
>Write-In to try and explain the relationship.

>>1164772
>...Well, they aren't moms. They're like... really good family friends.

>Giving ourselves to the Chaos gods to learn how to rid ourselves of chaos corruption
Nope

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>>1164772
>Pleasing the chaos deities
Pic related
>...Well, they aren't moms. They're like... really good family friends.

We really need to talk to janus.
Khorne is gonna be pissed soon

>>1164755
>>1164748
I had a post in response to this but it is apparently spam. I will now attempt to cut down the post to it's key points;

1) People watch the show for many reasons.

2) The show is quite shit now but the fans are more or less still making good shit.

3) I enjoy the fan work and everything up until about season 4. I support /mlp/ in the 4C cup and go to the yearly stream over on cytube.

4) Sorry about the retard fans, there are always a few and most of them are anomalies. Sadly in the case of MLP it often seems there are more of them than for other things...seriously most of us pretend to have no interest in the show unless asked. Others have plans in place to destroy all possible evidence at a moments notice, they are weird but in the opposite direction.

"They're not moms... They're just like really good family friends."

"Oh. That's a little weird..."

You give Elslif a kiss and go off...

After going out through the gardens, you run into a familiar looking woman, who just looks quite naturally attractive, so to speak. Nice large assets, a fatally attractive smile, and nice hands, with a nice, pleasant look to them.

"Ren!" She gives you a large hug, a loving hug, so to speak.

"Erh..."

"I was waiting to talk with you for a while, you know. I have some great news!"

"Erh..."

She very nearly goes to tears while hugging you. You are highly confused.

Actions

>Excuse me, who are you?
>...Try to guess her name? You think you remember her.
>...I uh... No problem. Hug and pat her on the back?
>So... What have you been up to?
>Write-In

>>1164815
>Yes vasura?
I'm not dense

>>1164815
>...I uh... No problem. Hug and pat her on the back?

>>1164815
>So... What have you been up to?

Ahhhhhhhh! What the fuck is going on?!?

>>1164822
Are you pretending?
It's obviously vasura.

>>1164815
Ya know now that I think about it.
>Angelic feeling from liz.
Did venus do anything while we were away from here?
I thought she said she was going to stay out of this

>>1164828
I am just pretending although I am just a little bit unsure of who this is because it's out of normal.

"Hey Vasura, it's nice to see you again."

You give her a hug and a pat on the back.

"So... You won't exactly believe this, but Venus actually let me worship her! I'm not a Slaaneshian anymore!"

She gives you a hug, and you can tell she's quite ecstatic...

Actions

>I'm so happy for you, Vasura. It's nice to see you aren't a filthy degenera- I mean, Slaaneshian anymore.
>...So what does that mean?
>...What did you have to do to get Venus to let you worship her?
>I thought Venus said she'd stay out of this?
>...Erh, not to be rude... But does that mean your an angel now? Or still a daemonette?
>Write-In

>>1164836
>...What did you have to do to get Venus to let you worship her?
>I thought Venus said she'd stay out of this?
>...Erh, not to be rude... But does that mean your an angel now? Or still a daemonette?
>I'm happy for you vasura.

So she did get involved.

>>1164836
>I thought Venus said she'd stay out of this?
>...Erh, not to be rude... But does that mean your an angel now? Or still a daemonette?

Technically I think she would be a nymoh

>>1164836
This reminds me.
What is vasura's current opinion of us.
I have to make a note to spend more time with her. Along with frankizka and chrysoula.

"I thought Venus said she'd stay out of this?"

"Well... At first... Then she let me convert, so long as I get you to convert others."

"Really?"

"Well, her worship's been down a lot since the fall of Rome... Only really some Italians worship her, and a few french people..."

"I see."

"Can you do that? For me? Please? It feels great to not be under the influence of Slaaneshi, having terrible memories whenever I close my eyes... Please!" She seems quite desperate, no doubt she doesn't want to go back.

"Well..."

She hugs you tightly.

"Please... Please say yes. I can't go back..."

You are unsure of what to say... You could oblige yourself to yet another roman god...

"Well... I"m happy for you Vasura. But not to be rude... Does that make you an angel or a daemonette?"{/red]

"Well... I'm technically a little bit of both, I guess. It's a little strange." She calms down a little bit, wiping some slight silver tears from her eyes.

Actions

>Listen, I promise to you and Venus that I'll get her some new worshipers. I know how much you don't want to go back to Slaanesh...
>How bad was it, being a Daemonnete? I mean, still having Slaanesh influence you?
>I'm surprised you haven't asked me to have sex yet...
>Write-In

>>1164875
>Listen, I promise to you and Venus that I'll get her some new worshipers. I know how much you don't want to go back to Slaanesh...
We had to shill for the roman panth anyways.

So anons back into civ mode?
Or do we have anything else to do?

>>1164875
>Listen, I promise to you and Venus that I'll get her some new worshipers. I know how much you don't want to go back to Slaanesh...

>>1164879
I think we can go into Civ mode and do some stuff now like converting people en mass

>>1164884
So for civ actions
>Start using our land to set up more businesses and industries
>Convert people
>Renovate our palace

Personal actions during civ mode
>Study magic
>Spend time with people

This sound good?

And in a few months our rocket is ready
And next month that overstuffed kobold is coming here with his honor guard so the slaves should prepare the festivities

"Listen, I promise to you and Venus that I'll get her some new worshipers. I know how much you don't want to go back to Slaanesh."

"Thank you! She said I had five months before I would... I would go back."

She hugs you tightly.

You have 10 civ turns before Vasura is forced back into her daemonette form and you lose plenty of opinion with her.

"Well... Is therre anything else?"

"...I just want a hug, ok? This means a lot."
She hugs you tightly, and your unsure she's letting go.

"I erh, need to get a few pizza's for my kids."

"...C-can you just... You know. Lift me up with y-your big strong arms? And the pizza's? I bet a big strong man like you can do that."

She rubs your abs, and you feel quite flattered.

"Really? Well, thanks... And why are you hitting on me?"

"Well, I can't just straight up ask for sex now. A Slaaneshian would do that... Which I have to admit, I'm disappointed in... If you want though, we can do that. I wouldn't mind a bit."

"Really?"

"Well, I just need to do some fancy romantic thing, like give you a rose or take you out... Or is that you?"

"Oh."

She sighs.

"...Please? I haven't exactly been touched by you in a while you know. Could you at least fondle me a bit? You know, grope me?"

You are bit... Startled by her hedonism.

"Erh..."

"Oh, right. Well, I can't say that, now can I? Hm... Damn it, this is hard already. Not in that way though. But I would appreciate it if you were!"

"...Well..."

She gives you a hug.

"Well, even if you won't fondle me I'm still happy that this happened. Can we hang out soon though? Please?"

...I SWEAR I JUST HEARD THE WORD "SLAANESH". IS THAT FAGGOT AROUND?"

Erh, no. Sorry.

GOT IT. JUST YELL IF A SLAANESHIAN WHORE OR FAGGOT NEEDS TO HAVE THE SHIT KICKED OUT OF THEM. GOTTA GET BACK TO SLAYING IN THAT TABLETOP GAME.

This relationship could be a bit difficult with Khorne...

"Ren? Is everything alright?"

Actions

>You know... I think we should erh... You know. Break up. Seperate. I don't know if this is a good idea.
>...I'm still surprised your more hedonistic then me...
>...Pick her up and go wait for the pizza's. Who are you to deny someone hitting on you?
>Help her with the whole "trying to be subtle" thing.
>Fondle her. She wants it, so why not?
>Wee can hang out later, Vasura. Ok?
>Write-In

>>1164909
>...Pick her up and go wait for the pizza's. Who are you to deny someone hitting on you?
Ask her how many people we need to convert to meet the deadline

>>1164909
>...Pick her up and go wait for the pizza's. Who are you to deny someone hitting on you?
Fuck Khorne.

>>1164909

>...Pick her up and go wait for the pizza's. Who are you to deny someone hitting on you?
>Fondle her. She wants it, so why not?

I have an idea for something anons, it's an extremely long shot but if we can do it. It'll be worth it

You pick up Vasura, and carry her over your shoulder.

"Thanks... Your muscles are really nice, and defined, just saying."

"Thanks."

"Yeah... Oh yeah..."

She hugs onto your shoulder tightly as you go to get your kids some pizza... Vasura seems to enjoy being carried.

"So... I'm curious. How many people do I need to convert?"

"Oh, that? She said about five thousand."

"I see."

"Is that too much? I mean... I hope it isn't..."

She caresses your arm slowly.

Actions

>I can do that, no problem.
>...Don't have high hopes, alright?
>...Spank her behind? She likes that.
>Eh... I don't know...
>I'd do anything for you, Vasura.
>Write-In

If you want to talk about anything with Vasura, go ahead.

>>1164953
Go on

>>1164953
Explain further
>>1164962
>I'd do anything for you, Vasura.
>...Spank her behind? She likes that.

Five thousand is doable.
But we'd do well to focus on rome.
We already re-constructed some temples there and the population is large enough that we can do it.

>>1164962
>I can do that, no problem.

>5,000
Heck. We could probably convert a lot of French actresses and that would be enough.

>>1164969
We should focus on Rome.

>>1164962
Oh yeah I forgot to ask.
Ask her how her art is coming along.

>>1164962

>I'd do anything for you, Vasura.
>...Spank her behind? She likes that.

>>1164965
>>1164969

We can try and get the chaos gods to pass Lorgar and the Word Bearers off to us. Like I said, a long shot

>>1164986
>Getting Lorgar and the Word Bearers on our side
Iron Warriors are better in my honest opinion.

>>1164997

Think on it: our own fanatical space marine legion and primarch, spreading our religion to wherever they go and conquer, converting the people.

We could try and do the same with the Iron Warriors too

"I'd do anything for you, Vasura."

You spank her with your large half-dragon hand and she yells a bit in pain... And a bit in satisfaction, which she tries to hide.

"Ow... Oh no... I hope this barbarian doesn't have his way with me... This... Muscular behemoth, with an amazing set of abs and muscles... Or worse yet, fondle me and THEN do it!"

She holds onto you tightly. You think she enjoyed you being a bit proactive in this...

+5 Opinion with her!

"How's your art coming along anyways?"

"Oh, I'm looking into impressionism and classicism... It's quite interesting honestly... How's everything going for you?"

"Great, actually."

"Oh, yeah, that's nice."

Actions

You go to the front door, and wait a few minutes... After a bit, you hear a knock.

"Uh... Is this the right place?"

You open the door, and a very intimidated teenager with acne and sores looks up at you, terrified of your large size... Oh, right. You sometimes forget that your quite bit larger than most half-dragons.

"H-h-h-hi. I-I-I have a delivery for Mr. Thorsonn..."
He gulps nervously, and looks up at your shoulder to see a woman slung up on it. He's very close to cowering, and it's clear he didn't sign up for this shit.

Actions

>...Scare him a little. A good scare should be fun. (Slightly improved relations with Vasura!)
>...Just get it like normal.
>Be nice about it. Subvert the tropes, damn it. (Slightly improved relations with Vasura.)
>...Scare him. But be nice about it, somehow. (Improved relations with Vasura.)
>Try to explain why you have a woman on your shoulder.
>...Do something lewd and lustful to Vasura.
>Write-In

>>1165026
>...Scare him. But be nice about it, somehow. (Improved relations with Vasura.)

>>1165014
But they're incredibly tainted by chaos, possessing the highest percentage of daemonic forces out of any traitor legion. While Iron Warriors are not fanatically loyal like the Word Bearers and couldn't be lied to, they're at least the most logical out of the traitor legions, doing stuff like amputating chaos mutations.

>>1165026
>...Just get it like normal

Going to point out that's very unlikely to impossible. You'd have to side with Chaos in order to have a chance of recruiting them... And two chaos gods already hate you, Slaanesh and Tzeentch, with Khorne being bros with you (though anons have been drifting away from that personally), and with Nurgle dislikeing you.

>>1165075
>Drifting away from khorne
For good reason
>>1165046
>Not wanting to get improved relations
It's like you don't want the character specific bonuses you get from them.

>>1165075

Well fuck. If you'll excuse me I'll be thinking up super soldier programs, for as much as I love 1984

Super soldiers are grand. Maybe something for each species, even come up with a program name

>>1165099
We already have one super soldier serum.
Also vote

>>1165107

Yeah, but there can always be more to work with.

>...Scare him. But be nice about it, somehow. (Improved relations with Vasura.)

>>1165119
True.
We still need to actually use it.
And it can be improved upon.

We also need to improve the half dragon mutagen

>>1165075
Why do the other chaos gods hate us aside from allying with Khorne?

>>1165099
>>1165099
To be honest I doubt super soldiers are that needed when we have Half-Dragons and Dragotaurs. Half-Dragons, with their greatly enhanced physiology, can form the brunt with Dragotaurs being heavy tanks.

It's kind of like the covenant in Halo. The Sangheli form the core with other stuff like Hunter being special units. Only weaker species like Humans need super soldiers.

>>1165126
Half dragons eat a ton more.
Dragotaurs can't into hot whether.
Also the super soldier humans have better reaction times and a healing factor.

>>1165126
Oh yeah this is also ignoring the fact that Coil guns and rail guns are going to make half dragons Weak shit.

>>1165126
Well, Slaanshi hates you for eliminating his cults, taking a daemonette he was going to use to kill you, and literally converting her to another god, not to mention declining a invite to join him/her as a champion, and killing the Everchosen, ruining their plans.
Nurgle dislikes you for finding a cure to Nurgle's Rot, and that's really it.
Tzeentch hates/loves you for constantly getting in the way of his plans, and taking one of his daemons and basically making it one of HIS daemons. He does love you though for being an amazing scientist and using plenty of mutagens, not to mention being a bit of a aspiring mage, and being pragmatic.


You decide to scare him. But be nice about it.

Roll me a 1d20+6 to see if Vasura's opinion goes up.

+4 if you can be nice and yet terrifying and intimidating at the same time. (+2 if you can try your best to be a barbarian. Both to Vasura and the deliveryman.)
+2 if you can be lustful towards Vasura. (+1 if it's extremely lewd and lustful.)
+2 if you can introduce yourself grandiosely.
+1 if you can thank him, and if you want to, give him a tip.

Autosuccess if everything happens, along with a large increase to opinion for impressing her!

>>1165141
For Tzeentch's part, I meant he hates you for taking one of his daemons and basically taking it for personal use.

Rolled 13 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1165133
But people who use super soldiers and put time and effort into them are squishy races like humans when they meet something they can't beat normally.
>Space Marines in 40k were made against Orks
>Spartans in Halo were made against terrorists and then became humanity's only reliable card against the covenant

While Half-Dragons need food as with any army, they're inbetween Humans and super soldiers and are probably cheaper then the latter Witt 5 or so million living in Stockholm for example.

>>1165141
When did we cure Nurgles rot? I thought he just disliked us for curing all those people in Spain.

>>1165126
>>1165133
>>1165136

What this anon says, but can you imagine half dragon or dragotaur super soldiers? It'd be a nightmare to fight against, we combine the dragonblooded of Exalted with space marines and then....beauty.

>>1165141

"I HAVE COME TO THEE MORTAL. THANK YOU FOR DELIVERING MY MAIL WITHOUT DRAWING MY WRATH."

We could go to the Elder Scrolls universe. Find that gigantic fuck off dorf mech

>>1165141
Throw money in his face (with a generous tip of course)

>Hello it is I the great ruler, the unbeatable beast, the great intellect that this food is for. Now depart before I rend you to pieces. And keep the change. Mortal.

Make out heavily with her, grope her, and strip her a bit and embrace her tightly.
And slam the door in his face.


Good enough?
>>1165154
Orks are more ridiculous than our half dragons.
And the convenant was a hyper advanced alien race with energy weapons.

And we had khorne give as an axe that cures nurgles rot

Rolled 2 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1165170

Also grab Vasura's ass

>>1165174
Both the Orks and Species in the covenant such as Sangheli and Brutes are like 8 foot tall though which while impressive compared to normal humans, isn't that impressive compared to Half-Dragons. Half-Dragons can stand from 8'2 to 15'4 here and they probably have the strength to match. Give them proper weaponry and they should be equal if not better as stuff like the covenant.

>>1165193
Orks have weird psychic shit and large numbers.
Our half dragons eat a fuckton.
Plus physically their armor isn't that amazing.
Coilguns would actually pierce them easily.

And don't the covenant have hunters?
Who are 12 ft tall?

>>1165222
So we would just have supply lines what they need to be for a force of Half-Dragons. Besides, if there are countless orks that there's countless bodies of flesh that could be use for more... passive purposes.

Hunters don't even sound that intimidating when Half-Dragons can be that tall and when Dragotaurs are even taller.

"I HAVE COME TO THEE, MORTAL! THANK YOU FOR DELIVERING MY PIZZA, WITHOUT DRAWING MY GREAT WRATH AND RENDING YOU TO PIECES!"

You throw nearly five-hundred marks in his face.

"AND KEEP THE CHANGE MORTAL!"

You grab your pizza's, and slam the door shut... Vasura seemed to have enjoyed that, and the two of you making out lustfully, with you groping her and you strip her tightly by cutting that tight bra with one of your claws... You embrace her...
And of course, grab her sweet ass.

You make out lustfully for a few minutes, until you stop and get up.

"I should probably get going. See you soon?"

"Oh, yeah. Thanks for the make out session by the way."

"No problem."

You grab the pizza's, and go to feed your kids...

Chrysoula doesn't realize that cheese is in fact, a dairy project, and seems to love cheese. You neglect to tell her that cheese is in fact dairy.
Meanwhile, Elizabeth makes out with you over the cute pizza you gave her, and the two of you romantically share pizza slices...
Frankizka comes, sneaks in, and finds pizza to be strange. You coat it in some blood and buffalo sauce, and tell her to come back once she's done. She sneaks off to the basement, and you hear her yell... She's clearly not used to spicy food.
Meanwhile, you utterly love your pizza, after coating it in some more butter, especially the crust... It gets only better as you melt the butter with some good old fashioned fire breath, and the kids enjoy the pizza too.

A week passes, of very little happening, as your cabinet prepares for you to assume direct control again.

And of course, you have a courtcase you need to attend.

Your health attendants come back to you however, and say that the Colosseum's restraunt has rat infestation, to the point the food is contaminated.
Shit.

Of course, thanks to your diligence in sending investigators, you have also found out that the meat is cooked a bit too raw for most humans. Something to consider at the least. Not to mention that your able to form a few arguments around the whole "rat problem".

Elizabeth is also getting dressed for the court case, and is going in her half-dragon form... Of course, she told you this ahead of time and you change the suit to fit her half-dragon form... Oh, and you have that fat American politician to uh... Dispose of. Yes.

Of course, you have two actions you can do before you go.

>Prepare an opening statement as Elizabeth! (Opening Statement will get a bonus!)
>...Try to get some makeup to look great as Elizabeth! (+1 to Charisma during this entire thing!)
>Try to find a way to silence the health investigators? (Illegal!)
>Maybe look into reviewing the facts... (Cross-Examination will have a bonus to it!)
>...Look into the witness and prosecution's backgrounds.
>Bring another wife along! (Free! Chrysoula can "act" intimidating, with Frankizka being able to be sneaky!)

Continued.

I'd like to point out that half-dragons are typically 8 feet, and normal extends to about 10 feet. Renexizious in his maximum half-dragon size is about 16 feet, and can lower himself to about normal human size. Elizabeth is also about 16 feet.

Continued

>See about taking care of the American Businessman early for Viktor... The American Embassy might "intervene" and clear some contradictions and evidence up for you...
>Write-In

>>1165250
Fuck, forgot this part to the American Embassy. They'll also maybe give you some "sensitive" info on the witnesses.

>>1165238
Dragotaurs still don't into heat
And I doubt Half-dragons can tank plasma weapons.
Here's the thing.
Half dragon armor is only effective against current weaponry.
Plasma, Coil, Explosive weapons can still fuck them up.
Oh yeah and not to mention remember that time those criminals fucked up our half dragon police force using armor piercing rounds?

Hell we got our shit pushed in a bit by a magic lance that explodes as a dragotaur.
>>1165239
>Bring another wife along! (Free! Chrysoula can "act" intimidating, with Frankizka being able to be sneaky!)
Bring frankizka

>Prepare an opening statement as Elizabeth! (Opening Statement will get a bonus!)
>Maybe look into reviewing the facts... (Cross-Examination will have a bonus to it!)

We'll need to make sure our restaurants get checked for pests regularly.
And that the food is well cooked.

>>1165239
>Maybe look into reviewing the facts... (Cross-Examination will have a bonus to it!)
>...Look into the witness and prosecution's backgrounds.

>>1165268
Not every single place we go to will be a scorching desert that causes a Dragotaur to instantly die of heat exhaustion and turn into dust.

>>1165275
It doesn't even need to be a scorching desert.
>India
No
>South america
No
>Too far south in america
No

I assume it's safe that anything over 80-90 degrees will fuck up our day and dragotaurs as well.


Dragotaurs(and halfdragons) suffer from the problem that as weapons do more damage they need to become bigger (and by extension eat more) to tank it.

Dragotaurs already weigh a fuckton with their scales and such and desu we could beat them with a well made power armor that we put a super soldier in.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Opening Statement
2=Look into Witness and Prosecution backgrounds

>>1165291
Even if it is a scorching desert then it shouldn't be a automatic no go zone for soldiers. During the fighting in North Africa during WW2 temperatures could've reach well over a 100 degrees with it being even higher inside of armored vehicles like tanks but they would still be able to fight because they had a supply of water be it from a local body of water or a truck loaded with it.

>>1165291
Going to point out that power armor is expensive as balls, and mutations are cheap and can be improved. Not to mention eco-friendly.

You look into reviewing the facts... And look at the witness and prosecution's backgrounds.

You see that the witnesses are a family of four from Florida, and the father of the kids is a politician in Florida... Hm. That might have some shady stuff in it, if you look closely...

You meanwhile decide to come up with your opening statement after some rehearsal and preparation, giving you a +2 bonus. Hopefully you don't mess it up..

Come on! You won't mess it up.

You take a deep breath...

"Hey, would you care if I brought along Frankizka?"

Great. Not her.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if Elizabeth wants Frankizka's help.

+3 if Renexizious can give good arguments to Elizabeth.
+2 if he can compliment his sixteen foot half-dragon wife in a tight suit...
+1 if he can tell her what Frankizka will be doing.
+2 if Elizabeth can calm down, and think rationally. (+1 if she can think about what's at stake. +1 if she can think how happy Ren would be if she wins this!)

Autosuccess if this all happens and your arguments make sense.

Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1165321

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1165321
So ignore tech and acquire mutations?

So, do anons want to use barbaric?

>Yes!
>No!

Keep in mind, this is applying to Elizabeth since it's free... But I'd recommend to keep it for the trial. The free barbaric will also last until you use it, so you might want to hold onto it.

>>1165386
>No!
Save it for the trial

>>1165386
>No!
How are our half dragons at taking orders from other half dragons.
iirc don't dragons have mental illnesses?
Would this extend to other draconic creatures?

>>1165386
And I forgot to ask.
Wouldn't there be an upper limit to how big we can make our mutated creatures without making them dragons(who get away with it because magic beast shittery)?

Or else they'd get fucked by the square cube law.

So, are anons sure not to use the barbaric and to save it?

>>1165423
I'd say the maximium is probably around 60 stories. Then you need to look into other methods.

>>1165436
Yes.

Would they be able to size change?
No offence but we literally cannot afford to feed a 60 story beast.

And if we ever had to fight such a creature it'd be better to load up on artillery and heavy ordinance.

>>1165405
I'd say they'd slowly get some personality quirks (like wanting their money nearby, maybe even sleeping with it, or wanting big houses, dark environments, small quirks.)

"Ren! I am not having a french harlot do this, alright!"

"Liz..."

"I've prepared this all by myself, and I know I can do it! So come on, let's get going! "

Elizabeth certainly seems excited, and leads you to the car.

"So, the prosecution is a legal expert from America, apparently one of the bigger more potent ones..."

"Right."

She engages in you with many details about the trial, which you don't particularly listen to... You mostly hear the rain fall outside.
Eventually the car pulls up to the courthouse, and Elizabeth begins to squeeze out.

"Right, we're here Elizabeth. Are you rea-"

You hear her yell, and see that she's tripped over on the sidewalk... How unfortunate!
You go to help her up, and the car begins to drive off. This is when you realize her foot was trapped under the wheel of the car...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can help her!

+3 if you can think of a way to move the car or get it to stop in your half-dragon form.

Rolled 6 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1165473
And the sizechanging for the 60 story behemoths?
Also wouldn't the armor rating of our half dragons cap at 3?

It seems cheaper to just get a gorillion decently armed mooks and drown our enemies in soldiers

And just use rock throw to break one of the cars wheels.

Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1165473
This is clearly the fault of the French. They're still pissed at there penis structure being destroyed in Oaris and now that they heard Liz say that, they retaliated.

8+8=16

Minor Failure!

You use your rock throw, and hit the bumper of the car, too late as Elizabeth yells out in pain as the car rolls over her leg... You rush over and help her up, and the driver gets out to help, realizing what's happening...

It seems Elizabeth's foot has been nearly broken by the car!!

She yells and curses the French, and you think about what to do...

Actions

>Use Necrotic Healing!
>Try to make a crutch!
>...Punish the driver for running over your wife's foot!
>Try to calm your wife down!
>Write-In

>>1165536
>Use Necrotic Healing!

>>1165536
>Use Necrotic Healing!

Roll me a 1d20+6 to use Necrotic Healing!

+2 if Renexizious can comment about how unlucky this is!
+2 if Elizabeth can continue to blame the french!
+1 if Renexizious can try to comfort Elizabeth!
+1 if Renexizious can be angry towards the car driver!

Rolled 16 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1165577
>This is ridiculous. Honestly the odds of this happening verge on nil. Don't worry though liz I have this covered.

So what would happen if we worked on robots to replace workers in factories?

>>1165577
>Fucking frenchies! First they invade us at Hastings and now this! They're constantly trying to undermine the British nation and people, even if it's in fantasy land.

>>1165592
Well, I mean, if you did use robots in factories, that would put nearly 40% of your population out of work, mostly the werewolves and dwarves.

16+11=27

Success!

You heal Elizabeth's leg, and she can walk, barely... It seems rather uncomfortable.

As you help Elizabeth up, a nearby bus drives over a puddle, splashing Elizabeth with water, making her lipstick and makeup come off, not to mention making her suit wet... Goddamn it.

You walk inside the courtroom with the struggling Elizabeth who takes out a semi-wet hankerchef which she uses to dry her face off a bit, and she struggles to put some emergency make up on... She still seems rather attractive though, honestly... But she mutters more about the french.

You are now Elizabeth, and you are rather pissed off. Your wearing a wet suit, your makeup came off, and you nearly had your foot run over by a car... Your leg still hurts a bit, and it's hard to focus honestly... Not to mention this makeup is hard to get off without a mirror! (-1 to all rolls!)

Now of course, you prepare for the trial...

Of course, that whole fiasco back there has reduced your time. Now of course, you think about what you can do in five minutes...

>Rush to the bathroom! You can probably dry your face off in there and put some more makeup on! (Your -1 will apply to all but your Charisma rolls!)
>Sit on a bench and just rest... (Your -1 will apply to all but your intelligence rolls!)
>Try to cool the room down... It'll hopefully make it more comfortable. (Your opposition might start taking penalties if it gets cold enough!)
>...Try to talk with Gwyenvere. That might help with the whole dizziness thing... (Your -1 to all stats will apply to everything but wisdom!)
>Write-In

>>1165658
Are we going to be using charisma or intelligence in the court case?

>>1165692
It's a courtcase. You'd be using it a lot. Charisma the most, I would assume, since that's Elizabeth's highest stat.

>>1165658
>Rush to the bathroom! You can probably dry your face off in there and put some more makeup on! (Your -1 will apply to all but your Charisma rolls!)
Don't we own only like 5% of business?
Plus industrial robots are going to exist in like. 20 years anyways.

Plus we can hire people into civil services and the military and use some of the money made to pay them better.

>>1165696
Rush to the bathroom then

You rush to the bathroom, and begin to clean your face and put some new makeup on.

You head back out and rush to the courtroom... You nearly trip again on your foot, which begins to spike in pain again... Great.
You come up besides your husband, with the other attorney, who seems to be a male human on the other side of the room... The judge seems to be a red half-dragon. You wait for the prosecution to give their opening statement and for you to give yours...

What do anons?

>Have the opening statement appeal to logic and reason why your client is innocent! (Intelligence!)
>Have the opening statement assure everyone that your client is not guilty and that he couldn't do this! (Charisma)
>Have the opening statement point out how foolish this case is and why your client has to be innocent! (Wisdom)
>Try to make the room a bit more cool... Just to get a bit more comfortable. (May get a bonus and the enemy might get a disadvantage!)
>(Very Maternal) Try to appeal to everyone's sense of family and how your client is an excellent father, and how many children he's given you... This can be applied to any argument for a bonus!
>(Amazing Assets), Give a very "convincing" arguments, where you use sex appeal to your advantage! This will give you a huge bonus and possibly distract the opposition! Can be used on any argument!
>Write-In

You can also stack Very Maternal and Amazing Assets for a very powerful opening statement.

>>1165762
>(Very Maternal) Try to appeal to everyone's sense of family and how your client is an excellent father, and how many children he's given you... This can be applied to any argument for a bonus!
>(Amazing Assets), Give a very "convincing" arguments, where you use sex appeal to your advantage! This will give you a huge bonus and possibly distract the opposition! Can be used on any argument!
>Have the opening statement assure everyone that your client is not guilty and that he couldn't do this! (Charisma)

Also another thing that I am wondering.
Why are werewolves in the lower brackets in the economy.
I don't think this was explained.

>>1165781
Hansodr is where most of them live, most are uneducated to the point where some are illiterate, suited towards factory and manual jobs, and most employers don't exactly want werewolves working for them.

>>1165804
I assume the children are getting an education.
More questions
Can we lift the ban by the church and inquisition on books?
Can we get rid of the hungry debilitation from the half dragon mutation?
Did you retcon our father being a creature that physically should not be able to exist?
How do we even mass produce our mutagens? Don't we need to put our blood in them?
How would we make enough to stock millions of troops and this number will only go up.

>>1165833
Well, the half-dragon serum is expensive and you have literal tons of blood. The half-dragon mutagen is so old and stable now that it would be very hard to get rid of the hungry debilitation, and your father simply weighs a fuckton. And you could probably make more mutagens if you can get another dragon to offer blood.

Roll me a 1d20+8 anons. (+2 from the Amazing Assets, +1 from Very Maternal)

+3 for an opening statement using your assets, charm, and how maternal you are! (+3 if it's really long. +2 if it's extremely long and great. +1 if Gwynevere can get Elizabeth to show off a bit unconsciously. +1 if Elizabeth even be a little maternal to everyone!)

Autosuccess if the opening statement is good, maternal, and alluring!
Critical Autosuccess if the opening statement is amazing, very maternal, and extremely alluring!

By using those bonuses, the male Judge and Jury will lean towards you, along with the female jury.

Rolled 5 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1165845
Can't we just make a new variant?
We've made multiple kinds of the half dragon mutagen.

How does the reaction time and reflexes of a super soldier compare to a half dragon?
Do we even have publicly owned libraries?
And wait if the half dragon mutagen is expensive wouldn't any mutagen that could make a creature to tank railguns and the like be fucking ridiculous?

>Literal tons of blood
So we're turning into our dragon form and bleeding into some container for blood to use?
And blood goes bad in around a months time so any time we store it we'd have to replace it.

Do we recuperate blood that fast?

>>1165880
Well, yes.

A half-dragon is better, and you do have public libraries.

And yes, making creatures that can tank railguns and shit would be fucking hardcore in cost. In the average person's money it is expensive.
And going all the way back to make a new half-dragon mutagen from fresh would take a while, not to mention difficult to get rid of the hunger since you have it extremely severely.

Also, holy shit I'm tired. I"m going to get some sleep. There will be no samefagging on this roll too by the way.

>>1165892
Wait a minute didn't you describe the super soldiers as near instant?
And a half dragon made from us has faster reflexes?
interesting. in multiple ways

And who would physically move faster?
The half dragon or said drugged out human?
I assume the drugged out human?

>>1165920
Super Soldier would move faster, easily. The half-dragon has faster reflexes, and I'm fairly sure I didn't say they had instant reflexes. I said enhanced.

>>1165993
*Cough*
I said near instant
Which I based off what you said

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/652349/
>After some heavy experimentation with the fellow scientists, you create a very, very expensive... But very effective combat drug. When applied, it visibly causes muscles to double, nearly instantaneous reaction, and essentially no way to feel pain... Not to mention a very fast healing system, capable of regenerating broken arms in minutes. You dare to wonder what happens if you gave Khornates this... However, in order to produce one of these, it costs five-thousand dollars. Cheap, maybe. But expensive in bulk.
The drug also is radioactive, requiring iodine to prevent radiation poisoning, and you don't precisely know the long term side effects... The fellow scientists help out and say that the price could easily be reduced with more access to methamphetamines and morphine. They also copy it down and seem very impressed... They call it "Muskel Blood" mocking it a little

Rolled 16 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1165845

>>1167059
Wait, your talking about the drug? I thought you were talking about the Enhanced mutagen. Now I feel retarded.

>>1167059
Also, I'm fairly sure you can give it to half-dragons, dragotaurs, and minotaurs, though it would require a bigger dose.

16+8=24

Great Success!

You get ready to give your opening statement.

"Your honor, I am Elizabeth III Windsor of Great Britain, Queen of Britannia and her Colonies, and Empress of my dear husband... And also a step-in for a law attorney."

You make sure to make your movements as theatrical as possible, and try to get your large breasts to get some momentum from it. It does surely help in drawing attention to them.

"Not to mention me and my lovely husband are possibly the greatest couple of all time, with me bearing him a nice... Oh, twenty children or so. Maybe a bit less. But nevertheless, lovely children with great big adorable smiles on their faces."

And maybe a "few" dozen more in the future.... You think internally.

"Now, we're here today because my lovely husband's business has been claimed in causing a heart attack of a teenager who ate the Dragon Pounder, correct?"

The judge nods.

How are you going to go about this?

>Claim the Dragon Pounder is not meant for humans!
>Cede the point that it was the restaurant's fault due to health and safety violations!
>Claim the Prosecution's teenager has had medical problems!
>Claim the prosecution is lying about the heart attack(Will be very hard to get it past!)
>Claim the prosecution is not only lying, but are conning the country and hoping to get money out of falsely bringing your husband to court!(Extremely hard to get past!)
>Write-In for any possible motivations the opposition might have.

Bonuses (Choose Two at most!)

>(Hoarder)Hug your husband and bring him close, and tell everyone just how dear he is to you, and how much shiny gold the nation stands to lose if the Americans win! (Will give you a mediocre bonus if you can claim the opposition's bonus is economic-related or false.)
>(Very Maternal)Tell the opposition that they knew their child could not handle the burger, and should be liable for possible child abuse! (Hard to get past, but may allow you to counter-sue for child abuse...)
>(Amazing Assets)Use your natural assets. Somehow. (Large Bonus to any claim, but you need to figure out how to use your assets!)

The more extreme you get with the motivations the more likely the Judge will shut you down for going off track or your case becomes unbelievable.

>>1167678
>Claim the Dragon Pounder is not meant for humans!
>(Amazing Assets)Use your natural assets. Somehow. (Large Bonus to any claim, but you need to figure out how to use your assets!)

Going to wait for two more votes anons.

>>1167798
Ceding the case will cause some negative controversy about your restaurants and possibly even the Colosseum and reduce profits, but will give Renexizious and Elizabeth a more "honest" reputation.

Going to wait fo one more vote anons.

>>1167805
Didn't mean to delete the vote, tried to do a thing, ended badly. Will fix.

>>1167805
>Cede the point that it was the restaurant's fault due to health and safety violations!

I have decided I will just rewrite the thing when you ask for it.

Going to give a quick bump.

>>1167821
Mind if I ask why you want to cede the case?

>>1167857
We fucked up by not looking into the standards of food safety in the company when we took over.

I mean, we are not responsible for it since it should be blamed on the previous owners who made the policies and on the local management who allowed for the rats to infest the place.


We have done nothing wrong but pretending that we aren't fixing other peoples shit is also quite bad. These guys have done nothing wrong but we didn't exactly do anything right.


To be honest, I would rather offer them non-monetary compensation like us doing a review into the entire branch and firing anyone responsible for this. Not to mention getting a formal apology for them from the staff / previous owners.

>>1167879
Keep in mind they're looking for monetary compensation for them and their child, so if you do in fact go for ceding but trying not to pay them anything, you'll have to still argue the case.

>>1167879
Well, if no one votes in the next twenty minutes I'll just roll.

>>1167885
What case is there to argue? He is in our nation so we can sponsor his health care until he recovers or something but actual money? Hell no.


We did nothing wrong and the blame lays on other peoples heads; the staff who under-cooked the food, the management who allowed the situation in the branch to get so bad and the previous owners who set such loose regulations and standards.

Why should we, the new owners who are actually looking to improve this shit now that it has been brought to our attention, be forced to give them money for it?


Hell, throw them a public apology, a discount in our restaurants, a refund on the burger, a permanent visa for our country and...I dunno a gold bar or something small to get them to shut up...

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Claim the Dragon Pounder is not meant for humans!
2=Cede the point that the restaurant's fault!

I'm somewhat okay with this. I personally hate a lot of Ren's character and think he needs more humility

You take a deep sigh. Your going to go right to the defensive...

Roll me a 1d20+3 if you can avoid damaging Renexizious's company, and try to get the blame off of Renexizious, and to the restraunt itself!
Keep in mind that if you get a high success that your company may get out unscathed along with your PR.

+4 if you can give an argument why Renexizious is innocent and why it's the restaurant's fault.
+2 if you can try to promote your company. (+1 if you can try to promote it as family friendly.)
+3 if you can promise reforms and change.
+2 if you can suggest possible compensation to the affected family.

Rolled 18 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1167929
If the kid had a heart attack then we could just heal him ourselves. Maybe even give him a Draconic mutagen so he doesn't have a heart attack next time he eats something like the 'Dragonpounder'

>>1167941

I don't think Necrotic Healing can magic away cholesterol.

>>1167945
What do you mean QM? Are you saying that we can't just necromagic our way through all our health related obstacles now?

>>1167951
Well, I mean, I just find it hard to see how Necrotic Healing can affect fucking cholesterol levels, but I mean if you level it up, I would assume it would be able to.

18+5=23

Good Success!

"As far as I can see your honour, it's not my dear husband's fault, but the fault of the restraunt itself. My husband and I are willing to give compensation to the family, and are even willing to give him a free mutagen just so he doesn't suffer from a heart attack on his next Dragonpounder™ burger."

The judge thinks this over.

"Well, prosecution, what says you?"

The opposing attorney thinks, while Renexizious comes up besides you.

"Liz? What are you doing?"

"Well, I'm trying to cede the case."

"Why the hell are you trying to do that?"

"Well, I'm trying to blame the restraunt itself, not us."

"Liz, in case you forgot, I own the restraunt!"

Ren seems to not really like the idea of ceding the case, and the prosecution is discussing with the family...

Actions

>Come on Ren. People will think we're honest and trustworthy, and willing to make changes! That's a good thing!
>...Ren, we can't really win this case. Health and Safety violations are serious and hard to fight against!
>If you want to do it your way, go ahead then!
>Comfort your husband and calm him down?
>Well, this is part of a very complex strategy dear...
>Ignore him and focus on the case... Though he might not like that too much.
>Write-In

>>1167929
"I would explain to the court that, Ren does care for this families plight but is unable to take the blame.

This is because although he has tried to raise the industries appeal to people from all walks of life; from werewolves to Yuan-ti, as seen in his new chair design for them, to humans; individual customers, couples and families especially thanks to his belief that they are most important.

Sadly however some areas of the business went unnoticed during this period of enhancement and expansion. Under the assumption that the previous owners had taken proper precautions to ensure customer safety and satisfaction.

This is an example of one such area that wasn't inspected, until after this incident where an inquiry found the standards...minimal.

These will be enhanced in an attempt to both improve satisfaction of customers, safety of customers and most importantly, the trust that must always be present for a business to survive.

However not all the blame can be labelled on not cooking the food long enough or any other such menial matter. The fact is that the management of that branch and staff have been preparing food that has been found to be greatly contaminated by rodents, which will be exterminated immediately.

The staff will be replaced or, in cases where innocence can be proven, put through testing to ensure this does not happen again and to ensure competency.

Similar training policies will be enforced across all branches along with tighter restrictions on hiring and they will be inspected regularly to ensure the utmost safety of customers from potential contaminants. We will do everything we can to improve in this regard including forming our own internal department of inspection who can be moderated by an independent watchdog organisation. We will also try to improve the cleanliness of our facilities if at all possible which we feel it may be.

We are however willing to compensate the family of the victim, in the manner of their choice for this terrible event. Be it gold, jewels, slaves, food although we understand that would inappropriate or anything else such as weapons."


>>1167954
Wait, so it can heal bullet wounds and broken bones yet a little bit of shit on your heart is stumping it?

>>1167969
>Come on Ren. People will think we're honest and trustworthy, and willing to make changes! That's a good thing!
>Comfort your husband and calm him down?

>>1167969
>Come on Ren. People will think we're honest and trustworthy, and willing to make changes! That's a good thing!


>>1167978
Ignore this huge writein I made...completely useless now unless OP wants to have us do another roll on this section.

"Come on Ren, people will think we're honest and trustworthy, and willing to make changes! That's a good thing!"

He growls softly.

"I don't like the idea of losing this case, Elizabeth. I mean, my profits would go down, I have to spend more on advertising... Not to mention that it's clearly the American pig's fault, damn it!"

Yeah, he's being stubborn now.

Actions

>Ren, please. This will be better for you and me!
>Ren, we barely have anywhere to stand in court!
>Ren, don't let your natural dragon instincts get in the way of this, alright? It'll be better in the long term!
>(Hoarder)Enthuse Ren about how he and you will get even more gold out of this!
>Try to calm your husband down!
>(Amazing Assets)Ren, come on. Just do it for me, please? You can be fairly convincing, if your husband just gets some incentive to listen to you.
>Write-In

>>1168004

>(Amazing Assets)Ren, come on. Just do it for me, please? You can be fairly convincing, if your husband just gets some incentive to listen to you.

I'm here, and I have ideas for super soldier programs. Who all wants to hear?

>>1168004
>Ren think about it from a PR perspective. If you can admit that the restaurant has problems. You've learned about it. And are already actively trying to fix it it'll give you a positive reputation. All you have to do is prove that you personally didn't know about the problems inherent in the restaurant.

>>1168004
>(Amazing Assets)Ren, come on. Just do it for me, please? You can be fairly convincing, if your husband just gets some incentive to listen to you.

>>1168013
Oh yea go ahead.
I'm interested.


I also just realized that with railguns and gauss weapons we save money on ammunition.

"Ren, just think about it from a PR perspective, if you can admit the restaurant has problems, you've learned about it, and are actively trying to fix it... It'll give you a positive reputation. All you have to do is prove that you personally didn't know about the problems inherent in the restaurant... Come on. Just do it for me, please?"[/red]

Your first argument has slightly convinced him...

Roll me a 1d20+8 (+1 from an anon's write-in)

+3 if you can use your assets to convince him.
+2 if he can think calming thoughts and why he should listen to his wife.

Autosuccess if everything happen.

Rolled 15 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1168027

Rolled 13 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1168027
Well firstly she raises a good point.
Even if we win some people will still be suspicious of our restaurant.
Just admitting it though will clear the air and may be better in the long run.

And liz can promise 'wholesome' 'fun' times should ren reconsider.

>>1168026

Well for a more mundane approach for humans, elves, drow, orcs and the like it would be a mix of extreme training, the super soldier serum and indoctrination. The hopeful end results are loyal, regenerating soldiers with more enhanced strength, senses and reflexes than average.

Another is adding a mix of cybernetics and traits of various animals to them. Cybernetics for when we get to them

For dragotaurs, half-dragons and the like. We do as above training, serum and cybernetics but mix in some godly influence. One of these for an army just like Roboute Gulliman would've wanted.

Not exactly sure for names yet.

But should you anons have some suggestions, add on to it

>>1168042
In the future we can get godly influence for our army most likely.

We should work on drones in the distant future too.

>>1168054

We should also be sure to mix in Exaltation some how into this. Get rulership over the dragon weabs, and some help from the Yozi

15+13=28

Good Success!

"Come on Ren... After this we can have some... Wholesome fun together."

You brush up lovingly to Ren, who thinks a bit.

"Damn it... I erh... I have a company to consider, Elizabeth."

"...Oh, come on... People will be suspicious of our restaurant if we don't admit it..."

"Why do you keep referring to it as our restaurant?"

"Well, the food's good honestly... And besides, maybe one day you can make me a mascot or something. Just saying."

You give your dear husband a kiss. Oh, how you would love to be a part of popular culture! It's quite interesting! Besides, you'd make a good mascot! Your already a fantasy creature, the Queen of England...

Elizabeth, enough stars-in-the-eyes, I know you always wanted to be in a celebrity, but right now we have to work!

You sigh, and turn your attention back to work.

The prosecution comes forward.

"Excuse me Miss Elizabeth, but the company was nationalized a few months ago by your husband, correct?"

Something about the lawyer's eyes tells you that he's thinking about something.

The judge looks towards the prosecution.

"What's your decision, attorney?"

"We'd like to call in a witness to the stand, your honor."

"Who?"

"A Mr. Stiliano, the fry cook at the restaurant at the Colosseum. The man who cooked my client's hamburger, in order to clarify the case and so we can bring it to a resolution faster."

"I see... Defense? Do you have anything to say about this?" The judge looks over to you.

You quickly check the court documents... It seems three witnesses are for the prosecution. The fry cook, Mr. Stiliano, then of course the manager, Miss Alberta, and finally the health investigator, Mr. Climaco...

Actions

>I don't have any problem with having one of my husband's faithful workers take the stand, your honor.
>I'd like to protest this, there's clearly no need for a witness to take the stand.
>We'd actually like to call a recess for a minute.
>Write-In

>>1168069
>I don't have any problem with having one of my husband's faithful workers take the stand, your honor.

Let's rip them to shreds.
Verbally of course

>>1168069
>I don't have any problem with having one of my husband's faithful workers take the stand, your honor.

"I have no problem with having one of my husband's faithful workers take the stand your honor."

The other attorney nods.

"Would Mr. Stiliano come forth?"

A rather young man, a teenager, comes into the trial room. He seems rather nervous, and takes the stand...

"You are Mr. Stiliano, right?"

"Uh, yeah. I'm Stiliano Macchia. I'm the frycook at the Colosseum."

"Great... So could you tell us about how you cook your burgers?"

"Yeah, I can. We usually grill them for thirty minutes until they're well-cooked. You know, brown and delicious, then serve it with cheese, mayo, all in this delicious blanket."

"Blanket?" The attorney says.

"Oh, uh. Burger. You know."

"Ah. Continue... But how did you cook my client's burger?"

"I mean, the same as always, you know. I mean, yeah."

"I see... So, would you happen to know about the mice infestation in storage?"

"We had mice?"

Evidently not, it seems.

"No. But continue with your testimony. Tell me what was happening while you were cooking, the time too."

"Well, I think it was around 11:30 AM, I was getting off break and was heading back to work, cooking a blanket for the uh, family. I went to the storage room to get some patties and buns, slapped those suckers down, and grilled. It was kinda deadsville for a bit though, before the family came in."

You sigh, and the attorney seems a bit frustrated.

"What do you mean, deadsville?"

"You know. Not many people. People said the cheese tasted off or something, and not a lot of people went up here. So anyways, I was there cookin' a nice slab of meat, and of course I gotta slap all these together to make, while lookin' at the Dolly outside with a classy chassis, you know?"

"Erh..."

"Anyways, I did the usual, and gave the burger to the family. Business as usual, right? So then after I went out back and smoked a bit, and I heard an ambulance come out! I rushed back in and I saw the kid twitchin' on the ground or something, and I was nervous, you know? So I called the hospital to come on down."

The other attorney nods.

"Thank you."

"Yeah... Can I go now?"

The judge shakes his head.

"No. I assume the defense wants to go ahead with the cross examination?"

The teen looks at you... Clearly a bit shocked, judging from his eyes going wide. Now that he's facing you, you notice he seems to be sporting a pompadour and a leather jacket, probably one of those "greaser kids" you hear about. He also quickly combs his hair with a pocket comb to look nice.

Actions

>Yes your honor, I would like to do a cross-examination.
>...I don't think it's needed. I assume the prosecution wants to bring forth another witness to clarify everything further?
>...Ask Ren if there's an employee manual and company polices. That could come in useful.
>Write-In

>>1168114
>...Ask Ren if there's an employee manual and company polices. That could come in useful.

Ren designed the idea behind the burger so I assume he knows he long it takes to cook one properly.

"Ren? Do you have a copy of the employee manual and company policies?"

"Huh? Well, I'll send a call for one. I think one's next door."

You tell the judge to wait a few minutes, and a tired half-dragon court bailiff hands you the employee manual and company baliff. He's a bit of a manlet, standing at 7'4' and you pat him on the head for good work.

The Employee Manual.
Cooking Time for a Dragonpounder.

17 Minutes for Very Rare
20 Minutes for Rare
23 Minutes for Medium
25 Minutes for Well-Done
28 Minutes for Extremely Well-Done
Cook at 400 Fahrenheit.

Ingredients.

Two Extra Large Buns
A 1.2 lb Patty of meat. (Reduce to 1.0 lb if the customer is not a half-dragon or Werewolf.)
Four slices of cheese.
Six Tomatoes.
Three strips of Bacon on the top and bottom.
Mayonnaise.

Break Times
Employees can only choose ONE.

11:30 AM to 12:00 PM
2:00 PM to 2:30 PM
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM.
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM

The restaurant closes at 9 PM, and opens at 9 AM.

Smoke Breaks are for five minutes only, twice a day.

This is what seems to be the most relevant to the case currently.

>Look for something specific!
>...Look in the court case files. You should know the circumstances around the case. Like when the ambulance was called, etc.
>Begin Cross-Examination!
>You don't need a Cross-Examination. Just let the next witness come up.
>Write-In

>>1168156
>...Look in the court case files. You should know the circumstances around the case. Like when the ambulance was called, etc.

OP it was mentioned that the burgers were undercooked right?

>>1168156
>...Look in the court case files. You should know the circumstances around the case. Like when the ambulance was called, etc.

>>1168156
He took a break off of official break times, since he stated that he was getting off his break at 11:30 AM.

>>1168165
I noticed that.
I want to grab more information before we push his shit in though.

I wonder if we could find out at what temperature he cooked the burger.

He said he cooked them till they were well done but with how long he did it they should have basically been burnt

>>1168159
Yes.

You look into the court case files...

The time the family walked in was around 11:10 AM, and ordered at 11:20 AM.

They received their order at 11:51 AM.

The heart attack happened at 11:53 AM.

There are reports of rats in the storage room...

There were two calls to the police. The first one from the manager and the second one from the fry cook. The first call happened at 11:54 AM and the second call happened at 11:56 AM.

The victim is in a coma currently in a local Italian hospital.

What do anons?

>Accept the offer to do a cross-examination!
>Decline the offer to do a cross-examination.
>Write-In

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>>1168175
>Accept the offer to do a cross-examination!
Let's get to work

>>1168175
Well, he cooked it for approximately half an hour to a third of an hour. Well within the recommended times for the burger...

>>1168179
Here are some notable contradictions
>He cooked the burger till it was well done
False. Between the time he returned 11:30 and the time they received the order around 11:51 the burger would have been rare

Another problem is that he was off on break at incorrect times

>>1168185
At around 11:30 is what he said, so we will assume he is somewhat accurate. In which case it is somewhere between rare (20) and well done(25 minutes), Leaning towards rare(20 minutes) or even very rare(17 minutes).

CROSS EXAMINATION

The court stenographer hands you what the witness has said to make your life a lot easier. You look over the transcript.
"Would Mr. Stiliano come forth?"

A rather young man, a teenager, comes into the trial room. He seems rather nervous, and takes the stand...

MR. LUKAS: "You are Mr. Stiliano, right?"

MR. STILIANO: "Uh, yeah. I'm Stiliano Macchia. I'm the frycook at the Colosseum."

MR. LUKAS: "Great... So could you tell us about how you cook your burgers?"

MR. STILIANO "Yeah, I can. We usually grill them for thirty minutes until they're well-cooked. You know, brown and delicious, then serve it with cheese, mayo, all in this delicious blanket."[/gren]

MR LUKAS: "Blanket?" The attorney says.

MR. STILIANO: "Oh, uh. Burger. You know."

Actions

>Try to press further for more information!
>...Wait a minute... Objection!
>Continue!
>Write-In

The fact that the only time I've ever been close to a court of law really and cared is in a Phoneix Wright game should probably say somethingAt this point I'm blatantly copying it

>>1168189
There is of course the problem that rare meat can make people sick.
To be more specific in the case of hamburgers they were undercooked for humans
>>1168190
I know I love it
>...Wait a minute... Objection!
This is inconsistent with the current evidence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8QRExBfQhs

"OBJECTION!" You yell, at the top of your lungs, pointing towards the witness. It just feels natural, for some reason.

"Hm?"

"This is inconsistent with the current evidence!"

"How so, Miss Elizabeth?"

The court room seems a bit confused...

What's your evidence anons!

>Give him evidence!
>Back down.
>Write-In

>>1168204
>Give him evidence!
He said he returned to work at approximately 11:30 and started on the order.
The case files say they received said order at approximately 11:51.

He says he served the burger well done when in fact he did not.
It was very undercooked.

"He said he returned to work approximately 11:30 AM and started on the order! The case files say they received the order at approximately 11:51 AM! He said that he served well done, when in fact..."

You wait for a dramatic pause..

"When it was ACTUALLY very undercooked!" You say, loudly.

The Honor seems a bit surprised.

"I see... Could you explai-"

"Hold it!" You hear from across the room. It's the other attorney, Mr. Lukas! Of course, he can't yell as loud as you, but he can certainly try.

He slams his hands on the table.

"How do you know the burger's undercooked?"

"It says right here, in the manual!"

You show it up to see...

"I request a copy of this evidence!" He says

You slam your claws down into the desk, causing some minor damage to it, and you stare right at the opposing attorney intensely!

"Sure!"

You don't know why your ending your sentences so dramatically, but you must admit, it's quite exciting!

The other attorney reads the manual, and you must admit, you have given Mr. Stiliano a bit of a scare from how loudly you've been yelling. Even Ren is a bit shocked.

The other attorney looks at you.

"So the burger is indeed undercooked, correct? Cooked aproximately twenty-one minutes? What are you trying to prove with this?"

Actions

>The frycook wasn't doing his job right and neglected his duties!
>He's been lying!
>He tried to purposely murder your client!
>I demand an explanation! Another testimony from your client to explain this!
>I don't claim anything, but I think this speaks for itself!
>Write-In for claims.

Bonuses

>(Amazing Assets)Use your assets to make your claim more believable!
>(Hoarder)Claim that the fry cook did this as an act of industrial sabotage, no doubt!
>(Very Maternal)Claim that it wasn't the cook's fault. He's just a teenager... But it WAS the manager's fault!

>>1168236

>The frycook wasn't doing his job right and neglected his duties!
>(Very Maternal)Claim that it wasn't the cook's fault. He's just a teenager... But it WAS the manager's fault!

>>1168236
>I don't claim anything, but I think this speaks for itself!
When the court case is over can we go into Civ mode?

>>1168250
Well, yes. That's the plan.

Well, going to wait fifteen more minutes anons. IF anons want to argue about what to do go ahead.

>>1168254
Just change my vote to get things moving. We need to convert 5,000 European actresses to Venus asap.

You decide to claim that the fry cook wasn't doing his job right, and neglected his duties, but it wasn't his fault, but rather that of the manager!

Roll me a 1d20+7 anons.

+3 if you can give an argument why he neglected his duties and why it's the manager's fault! (+1 if it's maternal towards the fry-cook!)
+1 if you can come up with more ways for Elizabeth to yell objection and look fancy doing it.

Rolled 13 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1168260
Maybe she could impersonate a type of accent like a thick Scottish one.

Rolled 15 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1168260
>Your honor it's obvious that the fry cook was neglecting his duties. First he undercooked the food unwittingly then served it to the patrons all while failing to notice his errors. Not only that but the evidence also shows he was remiss in his duties regarding breaktimes. He was on break prior to 11:30 then came off at that time when there is no break prior to that time meaning he was off when he shouldn't have been. Of course the fry cook is a child. The fault lies with the manager. Not only did he fail to notice the fry cooks lack of presence he also failed to notice his failure to adhere to proper food preparations. Even if the boy failed he is still but a child. The fact that the manager failed to notice all of this speaks more about him than this boy.


>Guide to looking cool while objecting.
Yell objection
Slam desk
Make a piercing statement or good point
Then point at others when finished with your statement.

"Your honor it's obvious that the fry cook was neglecting his duties. First he undercooked the food unwittingly then served it to the patrons all while failing to notice his errors. Not only that but the evidence also shows he was remiss in his duties regarding breaktimes. He was on break prior to 11:30 then came off at that time when there is no break prior to that time meaning he was off when he shouldn't have been. Of course the fry cook is a child. The fault lies with the manager. Not only did he fail to notice the fry cooks lack of presence he also failed to notice his failure to adhere to proper food preparations. Even if the boy failed he is still but a child. The fact that the manager failed to notice all of this speaks more about him than this boy!" You end your statement by slamming your desk, crumpling it a bit. Whoops.

"I see! But the manager is hired directly by your company, making you responsible!"

The judge slams the gravel down.

"Order, order."

You calm down almost instantly.

"So, I see the manager may be responsible after all... Does the prosecution have any counter arguments?"

"No, your honor."

Hm.

"I see... Well, well..."

"We would however, like to cut the defense a deal!"

"Go ahead."

"We would like to hold the manager liable to pay for half the medical bills for the son, and have the frycook fired, along with the company being held limited liable for this, paying a small monetary bill of around $1,000,000, your honor."

Hm... It's in their favor, but a little bit more pushing and you may be able to get the manager wholly responsible!

"What does the defense say to their terms?"

Actions

>We think that the prosecution's demands are fair, and will be executed immediately. (Pay 1$ Million out of your treasury and lose 0.5$ income until their son recovers, your restaurant will lose some PR, and you and Ren will lose a minor amount of PR.)
>...Argue further! You can win this and put it squarely on the shoulders of the manager!
>Write-In

>>1168304
>...Argue further! You can win this and put it squarely on the shoulders of the manager!

>>1168304
>...Argue further! You can win this and put it squarely on the shoulders of the manager!

"No!"

"I see... Well, would you care to continue your cross examination, Ms. Elizabeth?"

"Most certainly!"

You read down the transcript further.


MR. LUKAS "Ah. Continue... But how did you cook my client's burger?"

MR. STILIANO: "I mean, the same as always, you know. I mean, yeah."

MR. LUKAS: "I see... So, would you happen to know about the mice infestation in storage?"

MR. STILIANO: "We had mice?"

MR. LUKAS: "No. But continue with your testimony. Tell me what was happening while you were cooking, the time too."

MR. STILIANO: "Well, I think it was around 11:30 AM, I was getting off break and was heading back to work, cooking a blanket for the uh, family. I went to the storage room to get some patties and buns, slapped those suckers down, and grilled. It was kinda deadsville for a bit though, before the family came in."

Actions

>Continue down!
>Press on this a bit!
>Objection! There's a contradiction in here!
>Write-In

>>1168319
>Press on this a bit!

"We had mice?"

Ask him if he's sure he didn't see any mice.
Anywhere in the restaurant.