>>1150077
>>The carriers.

>>1150077
>>The battleships.
Double Dubs for BBs

>>1150077
>>The carriers.
BEST CARRIERS
I wonder if we'll ever see Victorious again.

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>>1150077
TIME FOR BOATS! AND BOATS LOVING BOATS!

>>The battleships.
Nagamon intensifies?

>>1150077
>The cruisers.

In WoWS ranked battles, the reward Fletcher DD-666 USS Black is apparently OP even by T9 standards

Also, anything can happen in the next edition of Love x Radar!

HoelAnna
HoelPort
HoelPortIndy
HoHaida
HoelHeerSton
HoelYams
HoelKiddLuceWrenDaly
HoelNANODEATH
HoelDolphin
HoelPoi
HoelPaz
HoelSam

>>1150077
>The destroyers

EVENT TOMORROW, FELLOW ADMIRALS

>>1150077
>>The battleships.

>>1150077
>>The battleships.

>>1150077
>The battleships.

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>>1150077
It seemed that Paz was a little more than enamored with the battleships, a bit similar to how Kiyoshimo always seemed to idolize them. She was just nontstop questions, constantly asking all of them their various stats and specifications, as well as any battles they may had participated in.

For the most part, all of the battleships seemed to be thrilled at her energy and enthusiasm. For sure, Iowa, Yamato, and Kongou had taken a quick liking to her and were quick to indulge all of her questions. Washington also had taken a liking to her as well.

North Carolina was being her usual standoffish self, keeping her distance from all of the antics. Nagato likewise seemed to be keeping her distance as well. Guess Paz's cheer couldn't win everyone over.

You kinda just stuck around as Paz's minder, as well as trading stories with Iowa and Yamato about your various battles in and around Singapore. Seemed like Yamato really did her part in blasting chunks out of the Spire Snake while you were battling the Summer Princess inside, and Iowa had spent all day just mauling Abyssals trying to defend the harbor. In fact she had tallied all of her kills on her gun barrels, and all 9 did not go untouched.

Still, that didn't change the fact that all of you were utterly exhausted. Even with quick spa treatments, it wasn't nearly long enough to get all fully rested. You don't even quite remember what happened when the plane landed...

...and then you wake up...

>Completely fine.
>Clutched in Yamato's arms.
>Clutched in Iowa's arms.
>Buried under the Kongou sisters.
>Other

>>1150250
>Clutched in Yamato's arms.

>>1150250
>Clutched in Yamato's arms.

>>1150250
>>Clutched in Yamato's arms.
YOU BELONG TO YAMATO NOW. ALL HERS.

>>1150250
>Clutched in Yamato's arms.
AND
>Clutched in Iowa's arms.

>>1150250
>Buried under the Kongou sisters.

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>>1150250
>>Clutched in Yamato's arms.
>>1150269
"EXCLUSIVE PROPERTY OF YAMATO, NAGAMON GO FIND YOUR OWN DESTROYER"

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So if Paz is the shipgirl equivalent of the Re-class, then how big is her MASSIVE, THROBBING, 12 INCH THICK, Tail?

>>1150250
>>Clutched in Yamato's arms.

>>1150250
>Clutched in Iowa's arms.

>>1150250
>>Buried under the Kongou sisters.
Nothing is more shenanigan-y than waking up buried under the sisters who are each madder than a box of frogs.

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>>1150250
>Nagato likewise seemed to be keeping her distance as well. Guess Paz's cheer couldn't win everyone over.
I'm pretty sure Nagato is charmed, but she likes to keep a straight face in front of the other BBs

>>1150250
>>Clutched in Yamato's arms.

>>1150250
>Clutched in Washington's arms

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>>1150307
Move aside, bongous, SUPERIOR BRITBONG PASSING THROUGH

>>1150250
>>Other
Beside Anna

>>1150323
What is up with Stargazy pie and Warspite. Does stargazy pie even taste good? Thread Britfags, go eat one and report back to us.

>>1150323
She actually launched on my -63rd birthday...

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>>1150250
And you wake up to find yourself securely clutched in Yamato's iron grip, her prominent torpedo bulges serving as natural pillows. Your eyes instantly shoot open and dart around as you try to get a measure of your surroundings.

You immediately recognize that you're in Yamato's quarters, what with all the traditional Japanese decor and wood finish. This wasn't too surprising, given that her quarters alone were large enough to accommodate all of the gathered battleships. Indeed, you can see Iowa, North Carolina, and Washington asleep at those weird knee high table things the Japanese always liked sitting around in, the table piled high with empty glass bottles. It didn't take much imagination what those used to be filled with.

You also see the Kongou sisters all snoring loudly in Yamato's little courtyard sand garden, the carefully tended and groomed sand completely ruined. You note wryly that the "smallest" battleships here snored the loudest.

But wait, where the hell did Paz go?!?!

>She doesn't seem to be here.
>She's also in Yamato's clutches.
>She's in Nagato's clutches.
>Other

>>1150363
>>She's in Nagato's clutches.

>>1150363
>Other
>She's in your clutches.

>>1150363
>>She's in Nagato's clutches.
KAWAII DECHU NE

>>1150363

>She's in Nagato's clutches

>>1150363
>>She's in Nagato's clutches.
NAGAMON MODE, ACTIVATE!

>>1150363
>>She's in Nagato's clutches.
SHE IS NAGAMON'S, GO AWAY.

>>1150363
>>She's in Nagato's clutches.

>>1150363
>She's in Nagato's clutches.

>>1150367
>>1150373
>>1150374
>>1150376
>>1150380
>>1150397
Naturally if asked, Nagato would DENY EVERYTHING.

>>1150363
>>She's in Nagato's clutches.

>>1150406

Thats why we should take our phoen snap a picture and proceed to send it to EVERYONE! Especially Portland.

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>>1150414
This is something the Slug would do, she loves to tease her sister.

>>1150430
They need to add Warspite to that grid next time

>>1150363
>>She doesn't seem to be here.

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>>1150363
You turn your head again and you could see that Paz was in a similar position to you, clutched tight in the arms of a battleship.

And that battleship was NAGATO, of all people!

And not just that, but Nagato seemed to be cuddling Paz like a teddy bear, the most serene expression of enjoyment on her face, like a kid that had finally gotten the toy she had always wanted. Guess she wasn't so stoic after all.

Well, first things first, you needed to get out of your own predicament before you could deal with Paz...

>Try to wriggle out of Yamato's graps.
>Try to wake up Yamato.
>Other

>>1150473
>>Try to wriggle out of Yamato's graps.

>>1150473
>>Try to wriggle out of Yamato's graps.

>>1150473
>Try to wake up Yamato.

>>1150473
>>Try to wriggle out of Yamato's graps.
Don't want to wake her up.

>>1150473
>>Try to wriggle out of Yamato's graps.
>Then fail.

>>1150473
>>Try to wriggle out of Yamato's graps.

>>1150473
>>Other
Just try to get our cellphone out and snap a photo before anything else!

>>1150473

>Try to wriggle out of Yamato's graps.
She needs her rest.

>>1150473
>>Try to wriggle out of Yamato's graps.
Let's get Paz and us dressed up in traditional Japanese clothes!

>>1150473
>>Try to wriggle out of Yamato's graps.
While accidentally groping hotel yamato's wondrous pillows

>>1150507
So much this. Any drawfags around to do it?

>>1150507
>>1150509
so this is not a beach episode, but one of those overnight hot springs inn stay episodes
>BBs getting drunk and trying to pole dance
>Bongou sisters playing ping pong, Kongou vs NC at the ping pong table, neither will back down
>Everyone wearing yukata

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>>1150473
Okay, it was time to wriggle out of Yamato's grasp. You didn't really want to wake her, though, since she seemed to be getting some much needed sleep, so you would have to be careful about this...

>Roll 1d20

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1150555

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1150555

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1150555

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>>1150555
You manage to successfully squirm your way out of Yamato's reach without disturbing the larger ship. You can still hear her soft snores as you carefully get to your feet and tiptoe over to where Nagato and Paz are. Paz is still secured in Nagato's grip like a teddy bear, a blissful smile on her face.

>Better extricate Paz.
>Nah, they look fine as is.
>Photo op!
>Other

>>1150610

>Photo op!
>Other
Then send one to Portland. With a message that says you found some new material for her.

>>1150610
>Photo op!

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>>1150610
>>Photo op!
>>Better extricate Paz.

>>1150610
>Photo op!

>>1150610
>>Photo op!

>>1150610
>>Photo op!
pictures first, THEN extraction!

>>1150610
>>Photo op!
ALL of the photos. To EVERYBODY. Including every imageboard we can find!

>>1150610
>>Photo op!
then
>extricate Paz

>>1150610
>>Photo op!

>>1150610
>Photo op!
>Nah, they look fine as is.

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>>1150610
You just couldn't resist. You take out your phone and snap a quick picture of the stoic and refined leader of the Japanese battleships cuddling an American shipgirl like a teddy bear. You're pretty sure something like this would become useful later on. Next, there was the matter of getting Paz out of Nagato's grasp...

>Roll 1d20

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1150681

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1150681

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1150681

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>>1150682

YESSSSSSSSS

>>1150682
okay then

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>>1150681
Welp, it looks like we've got a 20! Do you want to bank it for a FATE POINT?

You currently have no fate points!

>Y
>N

>>1150694
>Y

>>1150694
y

>>1150694
>Y

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>>1150682

>>1150682
Squirrel save

>>1150694
>>Y

>>1150694
>Y

>>1150694
>Y

>>1150694

>Y
As much as I want to do the crit. This is a good time to get back all the fate points we have used up.

>>1150694
>>Y

>>1150682
>We pull away with Paz, Nagato's bra, and several cute animal keychains

Fuck let me ask here. Anyone know where to read "Arizona Knows Things"? The one pastebin link I could find is dead.

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>>1150694
>FATE POINT GAINED
>You currently have one FATE POINT!

Nagato seems to be completely out cold, as it's a simple matter for you to pry her arms open and carefully lift Paz up.

"Moooooooorning..." Paz yawns softly.

"Morning, Paz." You grin as you try to brush out her hair a bit. "Did ya have a good time?"

"Yeah!" Paz nods energetically. "All of the battleships are soooo cool! Even Kongou!"

"Ehhhhh, let's not get too carried away there." You chuckle. "Anyways, let's get going, we actually slept in kinda late."

"Oh oh! Where to?" Paz bounces up and down. That's when you remember that his is probably the first time Paz has stepped foot in Yokosuka.

>Maybe you should go hang out with Sammy or something.
>Take her over to the workshop to meet Shen, Akashi, and Indy.
>Maybe you can run into Mulberry and Anna at the mess hall.
>Other

>>1150805
>Maybe you can run into Mulberry and Anna at the mess hall.

>>1150805
>>Take her over to the workshop to meet Shen, Akashi, and Indy.
Meet the engineer(s)!

>>1150805

>Other
Take her to meet the rest of the sisters.

>>1150805
>>Maybe you can run into Mulberry and Anna at the mess hall.

Time to see her reaction to some good food.

>>1150805
>Maybe you can run into Mulberry and Anna at the mess hall.

>>1150805
>Maybe you can run into Mulberry and Anna at the mess hall.
She simply MUST eat Mulberry's cooking.

>>1150805
>Maybe you can run into Mulberry and Anna at the mess hall.

>>1150805
>>Other
Find the carriers

>>1150805
>Maybe you can run into Mulberry and Anna at the mess hall.

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>>1150805
"C'mon, Paz, let's go get some grub!" You grin.

"Should we wake up the others, then?" Paz points to the sleeping battleships.

"Nah, then they'll just hog all the food. They're pretty big eaters ya know!"

"Oh, okay." Paz smiles and takes you hand for guidance. "Let's go!"

After carefully and quietly leaving Yamato's quarters, you guide Paz along to the mess hall, which oddly enough, was not really all that crowded. You suppose that most of the other shipgirls were just too conked out to bother coming in today. However, you do see a familiar sight in the form of Anna, her tray stacked with thermoses full of what you assume to be coffee.

"Oh, that's Anna, isn't it?!" Paz's eyes widen as she skips ahead of you. "Anna! Annnnnna!"

"W-wha?!" Anna's eyes widen as she sees Paz approach. "P-Pacifica!?"

That's all she can get out before Paz leaps over the table and tackle hugs Anna, knocking her over and sending thermoses flying everywhere.

"Eeeek!" Anna squeaks in alarm.

"Oh dear, what is that racket?" Mulberry pokes her head out from the kitchen area and her expression immediately brightens. "Ah, Hoel, Pacifica!"

"Hey, Mul." You wave. "Business slow today?"

"Ah, a bit." Mulberry understates. "I suppose that battle sapped everybody's energy, but I'll be here regardless in case anybody decides to walk in!"

"I see." You nod. You then turn back to see Paz still locking Anna in her hug, her words going at lightspeed as she tries to discuss the finer points of the AEGIS system with Anna just barely being able to keep up.

>Better go separate them before Anna's head explodes.
>Take the chance to talk to Mulberry about Pacifica.
>Other

>>1150892
>Better go separate them before Anna's head explodes.

>>1150892
>Take the chance to talk to Mulberry about Pacifica.

>>1150892
>>Take the chance to talk to Mulberry about Pacifica.

>>1150892
>>Take the chance to talk to Mulberry about Pacifica.

>Hoel, Anna, and Paz mind melding together?

>>1150892
>Say is there other shipgirl like you?
>>How did everyone react to you?

>>1150913
>Paz becomes her idol for a day
>Hoel gets to test out Paz's systems
>Anna is confused and worried

>>1150892
>>Take the chance to talk to Mulberry about Pacifica.

>>1150892

>>Take the chance to talk to Mulberry about Pacifica.

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>>1150892
With Anna and Paz otherwise indisposed, you take the time to saunter up to the counter so you could talk with Mulberry with a bit of privacy.

"Hey, Mul, I sorta have a question to ask you." You say a bit uncertainly.

"By all means." Mulberry smiles politely.

"So, the Admiral and the Cap say that you're uh... more in tune with our supernatural aspects, right?" You continue.

"Well, I believe I am a little more well versed in our true nature, yes." Mulberry nods. "And you want to know what I think of Pacifica and her... circumstances."

"Yeah." You admit.

"Well, I cannot say that I've seen anything of her ilk before." Mulberry sighs. "While outwardly, she does seem like any ordinary shipgirl, her very being seems to be... mixed. A combination of light and dark."

"So, she really is part Abyssal?" You frown.

"Shipgirls and Abyssals are more alike than many would like to think." Mulberry says somewhat cryptically. "But Pacifica here straddles the line much more than most."

You look back to see that Paz had snatched Anna's headphones and put them on, with Anna scrambling to recover them, her face beet red. You kinda wonder what she was listening to.

>Be straight with me, Mulberry. Could Paz go Abyssal?
>How did Paz even come to be in the first place? Don't you need like, a soul or something for that?
>Thanks for the talk, Mul .
>Other

>>1150974
>>How did Paz even come to be in the first place? Don't you need like, a soul or something for that?
>Be straight with me, Mulberry. Could Paz go Abyssal?

>>1150974
>>How did Paz even come to be in the first place? Don't you need like, a soul or something for that?

Light and Dark? You mean Human?

>>1150974
>How did Paz even come to be in the first place? Don't you need like, a soul or something for that?

>>1150974

>>How did Paz even come to be in the first place? Don't you need like, a soul or something for that?
>Be straight with me, Mulberry. Could Paz go Abyssal?

>>1150974
>>How did Paz even come to be in the first place? Don't you need like, a soul or something for that?

>>1150974
>>How did Paz even come to be in the first place? Don't you need like, a soul or something for that?
>Be straight with me, Mulberry. Could Paz go Abyssal?

>>1150974
>How did Paz even come to be in the first place? Don't you need like, a soul or something for that?

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>>1150974
"Well, how did Paz even come to be in the first place?" You frown, doubts still clouding your mind. "Don't you need like, a soul or something like that?"

"I find it amusing that people try to quantify something as unknowable as a 'soul.'" Mulberry smiles wryly. "Truth be told, nobody really knows what a soul actually is, or can even agree on how you define one or determine how one exists."

"Then-"

"I suspect Pacifica was a happy little accident for Vahlen, though I can't really speak for her methods, since i don't know them." Mulberry casually pours herself a cup of tea. "Perhaps Pacifica used to be human, or Vahlen transferred the mind of a captured Abyssal into her. Or maybe her mind just sprang out from the unknowable void of consciousness."

"So... you're saying you don't have an answer." You sigh.

"Ah, but that's the thing." Mulberry smiles as she sips at her tea. "At the end of the day, she's here, and she wants to be a part of your life. So, is finding an answer really that important?"

"Well, when you put it that way..." You glance back at Paz, who seemed to be asking Anna what she was listening too, with Anna apparently being too embarrassed to explain. "That still doesn't explain-"

"You're afraid she might turn Abyssal, like you almost did, or like how San Francisco slowly is." Mulberry nods. "I can say this, Pacifica has equal capacity to succumb to their temptations as any of us. But she's young and trusting, so she'll need a guiding hand to show her the way. And she trusts you to do it. Can you?"

You can feel Mulberry's lazy gaze suddenly become piercing, like one of Yamato's shells passing straight through you hull.

>Of course I can!
>I'm probably gonna need a bit of help with that.
>Other

>>1151038
>Of course I can!

>>1151038

>Other
Of course I....... no WE can!

>>1151038
>>Of course I can!

>>1151038
>>Of course I can!

>>1151038
>>Of course I can!

>>1151038
>Of course I can!

>>1151038
>>I'm probably gonna need a bit of help with that.

>>1150756
Bump

>>1151038
>Of course I can!

>>1151038
>I'm probably gonna need a bit of help with that.
Us? Being smart and making responsible decisions?

More likely that Sendai sleeps in during a night battle.

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>>1151038
"Of course I can!" You nod rapidly. "I mean, I haven't let anyone down yet, have I?"

"I suppose." Mulberry chuckles. "Then just keep doing what you think is right, and Pacifica will follow your example."

Somehow, that just made you feel more anxious.

"Ah yes, and I almost forgot!" Mulberry pulls out a piece of paper from her pocket and hands it to you. "Please pass this on to Sammy, will you? It's just a few ingredients I need that this kitchen here is sorely lacking."

"Planning some sort of victory feast?" You ask as you pocket the note.

"Something like that." Mulberry smiles. "And no peeking! I want it to be surprise for everybody!"

"Sure, sure." You nod. You turn back to give a final check on Paz and Anna. It looked like Anna had seemingly just given up trying to get her headphones back from Paz and was just drowning herself in coffee as Paz hummed along with whatever she was listening to.

>Let Paz play around with Anna while you deliver the note.
>You should have Anna and Paz come along with you.
>Other

>>1151097
>>You should have Anna and Paz come along with you.

Gotta introduce the new honorary Taffy 3 member.

>>1151097
>You should have Anna and Paz come along with you.

>>1151097
>>You should have Anna and Paz come along with you.
>steal Anna's Headphones from Paz.

>>1151103
This.

>>1151097
>>You should have Anna and Paz come along with you.
>steal Anna's Headphones from Paz.

>>1151038
>I'm probably gonna need a bit of help with that.

We should really see if we can Valhen can come up with a way to finally remove that Abyssal shrapnel and infection from San Fran.

>>1151097
>>Let Paz play around with Anna while you deliver the note.

>>1151097
>You should have Anna and Paz come along with you.

Crap, updated while I was typing.

>>1151097
Consider this another post for
>>1151108

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>>1151097
You grab a freshly baked donut and a cup of fresh squeezed orange juice from the tray and head over to Anna and Paz. Paz was still listening intently to whatever was playing on Anna's headphones, while Anna continued to look embarrassed about it, her face still completely red.

"Ha, so I see you're getting along well with Paz." You chuckle.

"S-she should learn some manners!" Anna sputters. "Like not taking other people's headphones! Especially mine!"

"Yeah, Paz, you should at least ask her first, then take them."

"Okay!" Paz nods.

"Wait a minute, that didn't sound quite right-" Anna frowns.

And then you yank Anna's headphones off Paz's head to return them, but you pause.

>Just hand them back to Anna.
>Give it a listen.
>Other

>>1151153
>>Just hand them back to Anna.

>>1151153
>>Give it a listen.

>>1151153
>>Just hand them back to Anna.

>>1151153
>Give it a listen.

>>1151153
>>Give it a listen.

>>1151153
>>Give it a listen.

>>1151153
>Give it a listen.
Is it the sound of Uranus?

>>1151153
>>1151153
>>Give it a listen.
Sounds of hammering in a specific pattern?

>>1151153
>Give it a listen.

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>>1151153
Instead of handing them back right away, you decide to put on Anna's headphones just to see what the fuss was about.

"HOEL NOOOOOOOO!" Anna wails.

>Roll 1d20

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1151201

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1151201
[ABYSSAL WAILING]

>>1151201
Probably just more of Naka's music, what's the worst that could happen?

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1151201

>>1151204
FUUUU

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>>1151204
Holy shit I didn't expect that to work

>>1151204
Uhh.....DATALINK ERROR, Blue Screen?

Do we need a Cold Boot?

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>>1151201
Oh noooooooo, you rolled a 1! Would you like to use a FATE POINT to negate it?

You currently have one FATE POINT!

>Y
>N

>>1151210
>>N

>>1151204
>>1151205
Well...if Anne can safely listen to it, it should be too damaging, right?

>>1151210
>N

>>1151210
>N

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>>1151210
>N

>>1151210
>N

Need to bank it for more critical roles.

>>1151210
>>N

>>1151210
>N

>>1151210
>>N

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>>1151210
“Before Anna knew it, Hoel had both of her hands in her viselike grip above Anna's head, and she was pinning her to the wall using her lips… Her other hand grabs Anna's hair and yanks down, bringing her face up, and their lips are on each other's… Anna's tongue tentatively strokes Hoel's and joins hers in a slow, erotic dance….”

What.

What.

WHAT.

"I-I can explain!" Anna whimpers, steam coming out of her ears now.

"I RECOGNIZE THOSE WORDS!" You bellow. "WHEN THE HELL DID THEY MAKE AUDIO BOOKS OF IT?!?!"

"I'm not quite sure what they were saying..." Paz giggles. "But it sounds fun!"

"ANNNNNNNAAAAAAA!" Your roar.

"It wasn't my fault! I didn't know she was going to take my headphones like that!" Anna seems to grower redder and smaller with every passing second.

>Ugh, all right, I know it's not your fault.
>YOU ARE GETTING PUNISHED SO HARD LATER!
>Other

>>1151260
>>YOU ARE GETTING PUNISHED SO HARD LATER!
The fun kind of punished

>>1151260
>>YOU ARE GETTING PUNISHED SO HARD LATER!
You're gonna listen to us make terrible puns for the next few days as PUNishment!

>>1151260
>>YOU ARE GETTING PUNISHED SO HARD LATER!
>who's the narrator?

>>1151260
>Other

"Sweet Pea better not try to hold out my half of the sales on these recordings."

>>1151260
>>YOU ARE GETTING PUNISHED SO HARD LATER!
best nat 1 ever

>>1151260
>YOU ARE GETTING PUNISHED SO HARD LATER!

>>1151260
>Ugh, all right, I know it's not your fault.
>Other
That voice sounds familiar...

>>1151260
>YOU ARE GETTING PUNISHED SO HARD LATER!


>>1151273
How much of a cut are we getting, anyways? Aside from creative.

>>1151271
I'm hoping it's either Sammy or Johnston

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>>1151260
"YOU ARE GETTING PUNISHED SO HARD LATER!" You grunt.

"Oh, oh, like that time where you tied her up and spanked her and wouldn't let her go to the bathroom?" Paz asks happily.

You shoot another dark look at Anna.

"I'm sorrrryyyyyyy!" Anna wails.

"Paz just forget whatever you heard. It's all made up." You sigh. You were in no mood to try and explain this whole thing to her. Did she even know what... well... that sort of stuff actually meant?.

"Okay!" Paz cheerfully nods.

"Ugh, okay, let's get moving." You return Anna's headphones to her, which she quickly grabs and nestles back on her head. "We're gonna make a quick delivery to Sam."

"Really?" Anna blinks. "What do you need her for?"

"I'm just doing an errand for Mul, that's all." You shrug. "Plus it's a good opportunity to get Paz closer with Sam."

"T-that's a good idea!" Anna nods. "What exactly was Mulberry asking for, anyways?"

>It's a secret...
>Take a peek at the note...
>Other

>>1151283
>I'm hoping it's either Sammy or Johnston

Actually can you imagine North Carolina reading this out loud in a dry tone?

>>1151287
>It's a secret...

>>1151287
>Take a peek at the note...

>>1151287
>>It's a secret...
no peeking

>>1151287
>>It's a secret...

>>1151287
>It's a secret...

>>1151287
>>It's a secret...

>>1151287
>It's a secret...

>>1151287
>>>It's a secret...

>>1151287
>It's a secret...

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>>1151287
While you were tempted to open up the note to see just what Mulberry was requesting, you manage to resist the temptation and keep it in your pocket.

"It's a secret." You shrug. "Mul wanted to keep it a surprise."

"Oh, well I'm looking forward to it even more, then!" Anna smiles.

"Is Mulberry good at cooking?" Paz asks as she nibbles on a cookie she swiped from the mess.

"Not just good, THE BEST." You laugh. "I'm actually really glad she's in Yokosuka now. I'm pretty sure everybody was starting to miss her!"

"I just want some of those waffle cupcakes again..." Anna says dreamily.

"With that crushed bacon sprinkled on top!" You add, almost picturing it in your mind.

"Sounds yummy!" Paz smiles as she wolfs down the cookie.

"Oh yes, definitely yummy." You chuckle as you ruffle her hair.

By this point, you've reached the Admiral's office. Of course, Sam is sitting casually at the little secretary's desk right outside the office door. Her feet were hiked up on the desk as her fingers tapped away at her tablet, no doubt playing some sort of game on it.

"Admiral's still out, so if you wanna talk to him, you'll need to head to Comms." Sam says with a bored tone, as if this was the hundredth time she had recited the line.

"Yo Sam, we came to see you, not the Admiral." You explain.

"Wha-?" Sam peeks out from behind her tablet. "Oh shit, hey, Hoel, Anna! And Pacifica."

"You can just call me Paz like Big Sis Hoel!" Paz says happily.

"Jeez, she really does look up to you, huh?" Sam sighs, and then pauses when Paz prances up to her.

"This so cool!" Paz's eyes shine. "I get to have a Big Sis AND a Little Sis!"

You know, now that you see them side by side... it did seem that Paz was actually quite a bit taller than Sam.

"What." Sam glowers. Yeah, she still had a little complex about her height..."

>You know, honorary sister and all that! She didn't mean anything by it!
>Maybe ya should talk to Shen about some UPgrades!
>Other

>>1151319
>You know, honorary sister and all that! She didn't mean anything by it!

No increasing Sam's size, she's supposed to be short and cute. And murderous.

>>1151319
>>You know, honorary sister and all that! She didn't mean anything by it!

>>1151319
>>You know, honorary sister and all that! She didn't mean anything by it!

>>1151319
>Maybe ya should talk to Shen about some UPgrades!

>>1151319
>Maybe ya should talk to Shen about some UPgrades!

>>1151319
>>Maybe ya should talk to Shen about some UPgrades!
About time, cmon railguns!

>>1151319
>>You know, honorary sister and all that! She didn't mean anything by it!

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>>1151319
"You know, she considers you an honorary sister and all that! She didn't mean anything by it!" You laugh as you pat Sam on the back.

"Y-yeah, it's cool she considers you sister!" Anna says a bit jealously.

"Hmph." Sam pouts. "I guess I can live with being the 'Lil Sis', but no headpats or hair ruffles, ya got that? I'm a grown ass destroyer!"

"Destroyer escort." You correct.

"Semantics." Sam counters.

"Okay!" Paz smiles and does exactly what Sam told her not to, patting her on the head.

"She's doing it on fucking purpose!" Sam whines.

>It's fine, she's just being nice.
>I don't see you complaining when the Admiral does it~.
>Other

>>1151338
>I don't see you complaining when the Admiral does it~.

>>1151338
>I don't see you complaining when the Admiral does it~.

>>1151338
>>I don't see you complaining when the Admiral does it~.

>>1151338
>I don't see you complaining when the Admiral does it~.

>>1151338
>I don't see you complaining when the Admiral does it~.

>>1151338
>>I don't see you complaining when the Admiral does it~.

>>1151338
>>I don't see you complaining when the Admiral does it~.

>>1151338
>>I don't see you complaining when the Admiral does it~.

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>>1151338
"I don't see you complaining when the Admiral does it~." You tease.

"Wait, when- how-" Sam blinks in surprise.

"Come on, we've all seen it!" You chuckle. "It's not as secret as both of you think!"

"Yeah..." Anna nods.

Sam cold only grumble something under her breath as Paz continues to headpat her.

"Oh right, and there was this, too." You hand Mulberry's note to her. "I guess Mul has a few requests."

Desperate to change the subject, Sam quickly snatches the note out of your hands and opens it up. Her eyes dart up and down before she lets out a long whistle.

"A 'few' is a bit of an understatement. She's really pulling out all the stops here." Sam whistles as she neatly folds up the note and stick is into her coat pocket. "Anyways, since you're here, Hoel, remember that favor ya owe me for leading you to Portland?"

"Um, yeah." You nod reluctantly.

"Well, I'm calling it in." She grins evilly.

"What do you want me to do?" You frown.

"Oh, is she gonna pine your hands above your head and- mbph!" Paz squeaks as Anna quickly clamps a hand over her mouth.

"Oh, I'm sure you'll like it, too." Sam chuckles darkly. "All the pieces are finally in place for Operation FUCK KONGOU."

Oh boy, this was certainly going to be something...

>And that's it for tonight! As always, next thread is next week! And don't forget the Cyberpunk Idol Valentine Special on Saturday!

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>>1151374
Thanks for the run, Merc!

>Succubus Rin acting as Cupid?

>>1151374
Thanks!

Can't wait for Hoel to ruin Kongou for marriage.

>>1151374
AWW YISS!!! Time to prank the bongous!!!

Thanks for running, Merc!

>>1151392
Captain T and NC for lyfe

>>1150340
I'm told it's kind of like a salty toad in the hole, only with fish.

>>1151374
>Operation FUCK KONGOU
If Anna doesn't mind, yeah, sure, why not.
By the time we're done with her she'll call US Admiral.