>>1143279
[] Jessie
[] Yvette
Best bring our muscle and conscience.

>>1143279
>[] Pamela
>[] Tell rose about it

If Pam was who I think she was, this involves to her as well.

>>1143279
>[] Jessie

>>1143279
>[] Pamela
>[] Tell rose about it

>>1143279
[] Jessie
[] Pamela
[] Find that big blue girl....amy?

>>1143279
>[] Jessie
never hurts to have our better half with us.

>>1143279
>Yvette
Hang out with sis, we owe her for that canceled beach date

>>1143343
goddamn it, meant pam

>>1143279
[] Jessie
[] Pamela

I sigh, and cross my legs, damn...damn, I really should be more careful here, I mean I won't hear the end of it if this place is dangerous and I get hurt, even if I doubt it will be. I just know Pam would be sick with worry and scold me for being an idiot, and Jessie might get mad. Yvette would probably actually be sick with worry, and all three wouldn't let me do anything fun. So I should at least bring in some back up....just in case. And besides I'm sure jessie would love to go clubbing, not like she has anything better to do anyways.

"Hmm" I say smirking, as I start to think up a bit of a plan here.

I mean, Pam is a lot more responisble than I am, and she has to know about this sort of thing right? Besides I did kind of ruin the last time I spent time with her by....well I don't know what happened there. Chuckling, I smack my abs and push myself up with my tail.

Yeah, this is going to be fun, going to go clubbing with one of my best friends and bigger sister. I just hope she can fit in the place, and who knows, if it really is just a bunch of nerds who got a bit to deep in their game of pretend, that might be fun to. Who knows? no reason to worry about something that hasn't happened yet.

"Hey, can you turn up here, there's a friend I want to pick up!" I say, shouting as I cup my hand over my mouth

"If she weights more than a ton that cost extra" Rose says sweetly, as I sit back down and groan

"Fuuuuck" I say growl, as I quickly call up my sister "Hey sis"

"Hey May" She says cheerfully on the other side "Are we going swimming like we were planning to a week or so ago or What? unless you just want to talk"

What do I say
[] hey, we're going to a club a....friend? told me about
[] well if it isn't too much trouble there's this place I want to check out
[] Want to hang out with me and jessie
[] tch, swimming is a bit boring to be honest
[] Hey, I forgot to ask, how you doin?
[]....actually I could use some advice to be honest
[] write in

>>1143355
>[] hey, we're going to a club a....friend? told me about
>[] Want to hang out with me and jessie
>[] Hey, I forgot to ask, how you doin?

>>1143355
>[] Hey, I forgot to ask, how you doin?
>[]....actually I could use some advice to be honest

>>1143355
[] well if it isn't too much trouble there's this place I want to check out
[] Want to hang out with me and jessie
[] Hey, I forgot to ask, how you doin?

>>1143355
>[] hey, we're going to a club a....friend? told me about
>[] Want to hang out with me and jessie
>[] Hey, I forgot to ask, how you doin?

>>1143355
>[] well if it isn't too much trouble there's this place I want to check out
>[] Want to hang out with me and jessie

"Or what, you want to hang with me and Jessie?" I ask casually as I lean against the front of the carriage

"Yes, but I was kind of hoping we could go swimming after all the trouble we went through to go....ah well" She says cheerfully, making my heart lighten and feel warm "So are we going to be having lunch, seeing a play, picnicing in the park"

"Don't need to give me ideas sis" I say laughing as she giggles

"Aww, well a girl can try, so what are we doing?" She asks, as sweet as sugar

"Its a surprise" I say, turning to see a cow staring at me with is blank, empty dumb eyes "And I have to, picking jessie up now"

"Not for real right?" Pam asks as I gaspss and groan

"I just realized, I forgot to ask how you were doing" I sigh into my phone as I vault over the side of the cart, and feel my bare feet sinking into mud

"Good, a bit cold but...what can you do, what about you?" She asks as I start to walk under the sign proudly proclaiming


"Bell farms, DON'T ask for Minotauress milk, it isn't funny"

I cackle and laugh

"Pretty good myself"
-
What do I do?
[] explain the situation to both of them
[] tell neither and just go to the club
[] show jessie the coin
[] Get some lunch first
[] Go shopping, need to look nice just incase
[]Ask pam what she would do if Hypothetically she was a fairy tale reborn
[] write in

>>1143426
>Explain the situation to them over lunch

>>1143426
>[] explain the situation to both of them
>[] show jessie the coin
>[] Get some lunch first

>>1143426
>[] explain the situation to both of them
>[]Ask pam what she would do if Hypothetically she was a fairy tale reborn

>>1143426
>] tell neither and just go to the club
>[] show jessie the coin
>[] Get some lunch firs

>>1143426
>[] explain the situation to both of them
[]Ask pam what she would do if Hypothetically she was a fairy tale reborn
[] show jessie the coin

>>1143426
>[] Get some lunch first

"You still haven't told us where we're going May" Jessie says dully, frowning as she looks down at me, as I stand between her and my behemoth of a sister "You aren't taking us anywhere weird right"

"Oh don't be so suspicious, she's probably just hasn't figured out what she wants to do yet, just give her a little while" Pam says, smirking as Jessie sighs, and crosses her arms shrugging.

"Yeah, I'm just worried she might wander into some place weird' She sighs, staring up at the sky.

"Alright alright, quit your bit..." I growl, sighing as I remember I'm stand right next to my older sister and can't curse "Look, I know where we're going and it might be a little weird, but I really want to check it out, and I'm just trying to find a place to eat before we head there"

"Oh, sounds exciting? Is it a spa?" Sis asks, leaning in closer to me, covering me in her shadow "Is that how you've been keeping your scales nice and glistening? also, I'm good for anything"

"No no" I say shaking my head "I just polish them when I'm sitting in the shower and"

"How weird is it?" Jessie asks frowning and looking suspicious "And so am I"

"I don't know, never been there before, I just know its a club and I didn't want to go alone" I say shrugging

"You go to clubs?" Pam asks, frowning a bit as Jessie smirks

"Same one as last time?" She asks, I hold my hand up and shake my head

"Nah, I hope this one doesn't have as many cats but...I don't know exactly what sort of place it is" I say flicking the coin out of my jean pocket and catch it, "But apparently its exclusive enough I need this to get in, see?"
I flick it over to my friend, and she catches it without any trouble.

"....That sounds like a pretty...extreme place don't you think? Who invited you?" Pam asks looking real worried

"....This might just be a history club" Jessie says "look at the coin, its ancient, who gave this to you"

"Oh, Clara, she mumbled some nosensce about "Monsters being reborn in human bodies, Legends being reborn, magicy hooha" I sigh before I chuckle and smile "But she seemed nice enough about it, so I've decided to humor her"

"....Oh, she actually tracked you down to keep talking about that?" Jessie asks with a grin, as she tosses the coin back to me

"Who's clara, and what exactly did she say? is this a cult?" Pam asks,narrowing her eyes as her tail starts to snake behind me "Cause it kind of sounds like one"
cont

>>1143530

What do I say?
[] Hey, wanna get some pizza? I feel like pizza
[] Oh? Didn't know Shoggoths was on the way, lets get a bite to eat here
[] *sniff sniff*.....Oooh, I smell roots, "Alarune's salad palace?" Eh, what a dumb name
[] Hell if I know, but I said I'd check it out, and it seemed like a good time
[] Cat obsessed Griffin, no idea why she told me
[] Eh, just some girl I know, had some trouble with her a bit ago, this is her way of saying sorry
[] Listen, she just said that I was some kind of legend reborn, no idea what that means
[] Alright, she claimed that cyrptid fever is just your soul "Waking up", She's a little crazy
[] A friend I hope
[] So, you think this is going to be some ark of the covenant shit Jessie
[] Eh, dunno, wasn't paying attention
[] write in

>>1143539
>[] *sniff sniff*.....Oooh, I smell roots, "Alarune's salad palace?" Eh, what a dumb name
>[] Hell if I know, but I said I'd check it out, and it seemed like a good time
>[] Cat obsessed Griffin, no idea why she told me
>[] Eh, just some girl I know, had some trouble with her a bit ago, this is her way of saying sorry

>>1143530
>[] *sniff sniff*.....Oooh, I smell roots, "Alarune's salad palace?" Eh, what a dumb name

>>1143530
>[] Oh? Didn't know Shoggoths was on the way, lets get a bite to eat here
>[] So, you think this is going to be some ark of the covenant shit Jessie

>>1143530
>[] Hell if I know, but I said I'd check it out, and it seemed like a good time
>[] A friend I hope
>[] Eh, just some girl I know, had some trouble with her a bit ago, this is her way of saying sorry
>[] Hey, wanna get some pizza? I feel like pizza

>>1143539
>[] Hey, wanna get some pizza? I feel like pizza
>[] *sniff sniff*.....Oooh, I smell roots, "Alarune's salad palace?" Eh, what a dumb name
>[] Hell if I know, but I said I'd check it out, and it seemed like a good time
>[] Cat obsessed Griffin, no idea why she told me
>[] So, you think this is going to be some ark of the covenant shit Jessie
>[] write in
might be a cult, or it just might be a bunch of kids who want to feel more special then everyone else. But if they can fork out the kind of money to use coins like these for invites I figure they might have some neat stuff so it's at least worth a look. Plus if it is dull or creepy we can just leave.

>>1143539
>[] *sniff sniff*.....Oooh, I smell roots, "Alarune's salad palace?" Eh, what a dumb name
>[] Hell if I know, but I said I'd check it out, and it seemed like a good time
>[] Cat obsessed Griffin, no idea why she told me
>[] Eh, just some girl I know, had some trouble with her a bit ago, this is her way of saying sorry

>>1143539
>[] write in
Has pam commented on our new frontal armor?

"Hell if I know, but I said I'd check it out, and it seemed like a good time at least" I say calmly, shrugging as Pam pouts and leans even closer to me, forcing me to lean away from her "I mean she doesn't seem...culty"

"Well, lets just be careful, I'll still check it out with you....but if its weird we're leaving, okay" She says sternly as I nod

"Yeah yeah, I was planning on that anyways" I say smiling as my sister does the same

"You're probably just worrying too much pam" Jessie says, giggling as Pam starts to blush, crossing her arms with a huff "Also what do you want to eat, anyways?"

"I dunno, gimme a bit to think about it" I ask smiling as I try not to step on my sisters tail as she takes up most of the side walk and some of the street "Could go for anything really"

"Okay, maybe I'm overreacting a bit, but who's clara?" Pam asks, leaning into me

"Just some cat Obessed Griffin girl I know, I had some trouble with her a bit ago and I'm guessing this is her way of saying sorry" I say frowning before I shrg and add "But I don't have any idea really"

"Oh....What kind of trouble? Did you get into a fight over something?" Pam asks, frowning slightly "I mean it looks like you've already patched things up but...what happened"

"Uh" I say glancing at Jessie who nods, okay good, she isn't going to rat me out to my sister and

*sniff sniff*

"OOOoooh" I say cheerfully, clapping my hands and clapping my tail on the sidewalk "I smell roots"

"SIS WAIT?!" Pam yells as I run up ahead "I can't move that fast anymore"

"May?!" Jessie yelps in surprise as I run up to a building covered in purple and red ivy, carved out of a massive tree trunk or at least made to look like that

"Alarune's Salad Palace?" I ask frowning as I press my hand into the glass door "Eh what a dumb name"

"You're still eating roots?" Pam groans "What's with you and that, are they really that good?"

"You eat veggies without meat?" Jessie asks jokingly as I walk inside the very...very colorful diner
-

What do I do?
[] Tease jessie in retaliation
[] Just enjoy myself and eat
[] Tell Jessie and pam to pretend they lost their coins
[] Tell them to stay quite when we get to the club
[] Explain why roots are the best
[] drool, watching the alarune's while Pam and jessie get their salads
[] Ask Pam what she eats and how she gets so much of it
[] Try and reassure pam its is safe
[] write in

>>1143640
>[] Ask Pam what she eats and how she gets so much of it
>[] Try and reassure pam its is safe

>>1143640
>[] Explain why roots are the best
>[] drool, watching the alarune's while Pam and jessie get their salads

>>1143640
[] drool, watching the alarune's while Pam and jessie get their salads
[] Try and reassure pam its is safe
[] Just enjoy myself and eat

>>1143640
>[] Tease jessie in retaliation
>[] Explain why roots are the best
>[] drool, watching the alarune's while Pam and jessie get their salads (think of Yvette)
>[] Ask Pam what she eats and how she gets so much of it

>>1143640
>[] Tease jessie in retaliation
>[] Explain why roots are the best
>[] drool, watching the alarune's while Pam and jessie get their salads
>[] Ask Pam what she eats and how she gets so much of it

>>1143640
>[] Tease jessie in retaliation
[] Explain why roots are the best

>>1143640
>[] Tease jessie in retaliation
>[] Explain why roots are the best
>[] Ask Pam what she eats and how she gets so much of it
>[] Just enjoy myself and eat

>>1143640
>[]Tease jessie in retaliation
>[] Explain why roots are the best
>[] drool, watching the alarune's while Pam and jessie get their salads
>[] Ask Pam what she eats and how she gets so much of it

"Yeah, at least I don't eat grass" I say teasingly, making Jessie chuckle and shake her head

"You will be if you talk like that" She says playfully as Pam sighs

"Also YES Yes they are" I say stopping, turning around as a rose alarune with short "hari" sitting in a clay pot next to me slumps over, her petals losing their color as she slaps herself awake, looking like she just ran a marathon being chased by a pack of wolves....not that she can even walk "Every kind of root has a different taste, a different texture, but they're all so juicy and you can add them to nearly anything, but even then you can just chew on them and its still really nice, not to mention you don't have to worry about anyone else eating them?"

"...but they're still roots" Pam says frowning, as Jessie walks past me to check on the half asleep and concussed looking alarune "But so are carrots and potatoes so...maybe it isn't that weird but....still"

"Hey don't knock it till you try it" I cackle as I turn around and glance at Jessie and the alarune....I can see her roots, they're pretty healthy looking...alarunes usually keep them under ground unless they're sick or something, but hers look real tasty

I swallow and keep walking

"Hey you alright, you look like you're about to faint, do I need to call anyone for you?" Jessie asks, sounding scared for the poor girl "Hey hey, can you hear me?"

"Hah, uh yeah, sorry I just felt a little....whoozy just now, like I haven't been watered for awhile" She yawns, as I walk up to the salad bar / counter with my sister, who's still outside of the building partway "Maybe I should go home"

"You should, get some water, rest and make sure someone's around to call the hospital if anything happens' Jessie says, still sounding scared for the girl.

"Oh good, they have more than just salad" Pam says, making me look away from the girl behind the counter, who just slumped over in her pot, her roots snaking through the dirt under her...again looking a lot tastier than anything in front of me "I was worried I'd have to just make a bowl of random stuff"

"What do you even eat?" I ask, wiping my mouth as I try to ignore the other alarunes around me, just stop thinking like a zombie, and get ginger in your salad, stop wanting to eat the closest thing these people ave to legs "And how do you get so much of it"

"Oh...well I've been eating more fish lately and my roommate's working at a bakery so I usually get a few "gifts" every day"She says, frowning as she gets two bowls of tuna "...but I usually just eat meat, my stomach can't handle greens like it used to and...well its really easy to buy enough meat to keep myself fed, even if I have to practically eat a goat to feel full"

....What do Alarune roots taste like anyways?

roll 1d20+Will

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1143722

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1143722

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1143722

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1143722
if we ever walk into a green house we're going to drown everyone with how much we drool won't we?

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1143722

So, HM, will we eventually be able to curse people with our bites?

>>1143724
>>1143727
>>1143743
>>1143738
Triple 18's and a nat 20
May has a will made of steel

>>1143738
Only Yvette's roots are worthy of us.

>>1143752
when you get the ability to, yes

What am I even thinking? They probably taste terrible, like most flowers do, not to mention how terrible it'd be just to bite into them. Besides how...terrible that is, I just can't stop thinking they'll bleed or something. Man, I don't know why I keep thinking about weird shit like this, maybe I need to get my head checked or something.. I shake my head, and move to start filling my bowl with beets, potato slices, carrots and ginger and

"Gagck?" Pam hisses, dropping half a ginger root, thrashing her tail around, nearly knocking down the sick rose by the door as she winces and covers her mouth "You lied to me"

I can't not laugh, but I can try to not laugh so loudly.

"No I didn't, I like how they taste"I cackle as Jessie joins us and tilts her head

"Why's she freaking out?" She asks as Pam frowns with her eyes

"Ate a ginger root" I say, grabbing one, taking a bite out of it with a satisfying snap before I add the entire thing to my "Salad" "Ya know your supposed to slice them right?"

"Sh...shut up" She says, stilling looking like she's actually in pain

"You alright?" I ask sheepishly, tugging on her sleeve as Jessie sighs and starts to get her food

"Yeah, I just wasn't ready for that strong of a taste" She says, as she smiles through her fingers

"Alright" I say, grinning as I go back to the salad bar and sigh "....What dressing should I use? Wait ketchup? they have fries here?"

"I told you that didn't I?" Pam says, smiling sweetly once again
-

"Alright Where the hell are we?" Jessie sighs, as we walk down the warf, waves crashing right next to us "You do know where this place is right?"

"Yeah yeah" I say, looking over as a mermaid covered in seaweed very nearly gets tossed onto the street

"....You know you aren't supposed to swim this close to the pier when the waves are this violent right?" Pam says, sounding like mum as as she catches the flopping fish girl before she gets launced

"...Y..Yes sorry, it was a dare" She squeaks

What do I do?
[] Just head to the address Clara gave me
[] ask the mermaid if she knows where it is
[]....wait what's that I ...somethings weird here 1d20+magic
[] Just enjoy the scenery and wait for a weird monster girl to walk by, and follow her
[] Oh hey, why don't we go swimming real quick? I mean we're here already
[] Pam, you'd make a great mother
[] write in

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1143806
>[] ask the mermaid if she knows where it is
>[]....wait what's that I ...somethings weird here 1d20+magic

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1143806
>[]....wait what's that I ...somethings weird here 1d20+magic

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1143806
>[] ask the mermaid if she knows where it is
>[]....wait what's that I ...somethings weird here 1d20+magic

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1143806
>] ask the mermaid if she knows where it is
>[]....wait what's that I ...somethings weird here 1d20+magic
>[] Pam, you'd make a great mother
good thing we can't magic

>>1143817
>>1143816
God fucking dammit

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1143806
>[]....wait what's that I ...somethings weird here 1d20+magic
>>1143816
>>1143817
Well then

>>1143816
>>1143817
fuck I was joking>>1143824 here, that wasn't a challenge.

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>>1143806
>Just head to the address Clara gave me
>Pam, you'd make a great mother

>>1143816
>>1143817
W E W
E
W

>>1143816
>>1143817
Why did you decide rolling was a good idea?

>>1143844
for the lolz more then likely

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1143806
>[]....wait what's that I ...somethings weird here 1d20+magic

>>1143864
and they just keep coming

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>>1143864

>>1143844
Because it seemed harmless and interesting

>>1143864
ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THIS STUPID BULLSHIT?

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>>1143864
>>1143816
>>1143817

>>1143877
>Because it seemed harmless and interesting
Rolling is never harmless, Don't roll when you don't have to.

>>1143888
Cry harder bitchboy.

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>>1143883
>>1143877
>>1143875
>>1143874
my frist roll on this quest tongiht

>>1143904
you're just proving our will is strong but our magic is shit.

>>1143883
That last one is out of range though. So we're just lost in an ally somewhere, right?

[] Just head to the address Clara gave me

"Whatever, not my problem, let's go."

>>1143914
I see two 1s as use trying to use our magic and then accidentally taping into our acid breath and throwing up. three 1s would probably be us passing out or doing something real stupid.

>>1143914
NOpe, Remember the crit rule? If either a crit/critfail is in the first 5 and the sixth roll is one of those it counts to.

>>1143914

If that mermaid hurts our best friend or our sister she is gonna end as dinner.

And yes Norse legends tend to have an awful magic resistance. Every magic used in norse legends just works.

>>1143922
No, the sixth roll rule only applies to crit success, not to critfail.

Rolled 600 (1d1000)

>>1143279

Testing.

"What kind of person would dare you to do that? Its dangerous" Pam says angrily, as another wave slams down just a foot in front of me...maybe they should've built this rickety "Very...very dangerous, Why would you even accept it"

"I..it was just a dumb dare" the girl squeaks looking terrified she's being held by a giant snake girl....she certainly looks pale enough to be scared out of her wits and is glancing around like a crack addict "A dumb little dare, ya know? Nothing serious, I just wanted to be cool and they wouldn't shut up about it

"Yeah, guessing you friends aren't really the sort you want" Jessie sighs, shaking her head as I walk up to my sisters side and hold the coin in front of the mermaid

"Hey" I say, smiling and making her look even more scared than before "have you seen anyone carrying one of these?"

"W...where did you get that? that monster was wearing one to!" She yells, covering her face and shrieking as I look at my coin frowning, Hmm...that doesn't sound good at all

"Wait monster? What are you talking about, what kind of monster"Pam says, trying to calm the flopping and screaming girl down

I glance up at her as Jessie looks around, uncomfortably, rubbing her arms uneasily to. Something....I can feel something hear, and it doesn't feel right. Its strange....somethings weird here, like I just walked into a horror movie

Another wave splashes against the pier. And I notice the mermaid has these weird red dots on her stomach about the size of my fist and.

"AH SHIT!" I scream, nearly shrieking as something slimy wraps against my leg and pulls me.

The metal hand rails break as I get pulled through them, the world turning to a blur as all the air leaves my lungs from how fast I'm getting pulled. I can hear pam shrieking right before I get dragged under the dark half of the waters. I blink, seeing the beams vanishing as something...No someone! Pulls me under the water and into the depths.

My head hurts, and I can hear a whole lot of creepy noises.

I feel like I'm about to vomit. I cover my mouth, my headacheing. I can't see sit down here. Its.....Its like the world just got replaced with ink
-


What do I do?
[] vomit
[] try to swim back up 1d20+might
[] Hold my breath, and fucking headbutt the dumb skank who grabbed me 1d20+durability + horns
[] Try to wiggle my foot free 1d20+agility
[] BITE INTO THE TENTACLE AND RIP MYSELF FREE! 1d100
[] TYRANT'S ROAR 1d100
[] Smack the tentacle with my tail 1d100
[] PULL THE BITCH TO ME! 1d20+might
[] write in

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>1143939
>[] TYRANT'S ROAR 1d100

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1143939
>[] PULL THE BITCH TO ME! 1d20+might
>>1143911
we just got to fist all the things then

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1143939
>[] PULL THE BITCH TO ME! 1d20+might

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1143939
>[] PULL THE BITCH TO ME! 1d20+might

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>1143939
>[] BITE INTO THE TENTACLE AND RIP MYSELF FREE! 1d100
>[] vomit

Well someones about to fucking die.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1143939
>[] Hold my breath, and fucking headbutt the dumb skank who grabbed me 1d20+durability + horns
always start with the horns

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>>1143952
>>1143951
man, what the fuck is your luck today

>>1143959
We are Flirting to close with danger today HM

>>1143959

Is your fault for asking for so many rolls.

>>1144002
He asked for one roll, the dice fucked us, and now we're getting attacked by Schylla or some shit. This isn't anyone's fault, just bad luck. And now we're gonna kill a bitch.

>>1144011

Kill? We failed the rolls after that too. We are fucked.

>>1144017
>17
>failing
Stop being so obnoxiously hysterical.

>>1144020

Is 17 out of 100.

>>1144026
Actually I misremembered our might, its 22.

>>1144017
This is just the first action, and even then 16 isn't that bad when it's using our better stats. We're going to turn this around, drag that whore up to the surface, and break every bone in her body. Assuming she has bones that is.

>>1144030

How many rolls count is the first three, the first four or what? Because if it's the first three we are fucked.

>>1144033
The first five rolls of the same type of die count, and only the most voted die counts toward that, barring crits. So only the first five d20's count in this case, and they'll be using our best stat.

>>1144033
maybe you should lurk more before being w hiny bitch about shit? That could help.

>>1144033
first 5 taking whatever dice were rolled more or in this case d20s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMC4Nq1QqY
-
The water is really warm though, guess the brochure's were right. I blink, and manage to get my head on straight enough to think. Alright, so some bitch just dragged me into the sea, through a fucking metal railing. She could be trying to drown me, or her blind ass mistook me for the fucking mermaid. Either way, I'm going to see exactly what the fuck her problem is, RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!]

I kick my feet down, doing the same with my tail since its basically dead weight. My feet hits soft, sandy mud, throwing up a cloud of dust as I get dragged through it. I growl, struggling to keep my lips shut as I grab onto the the massive, orange tentacle grabbing my leg. Its slimy and gross, warm to, but the texture is like a bunch of snot spat up onto a tile!

It feels like I'm trying to hold onto a angry bull that's just had a red towel stapled onto his face before he was branded. My arms hurt, probably because I'm fighting against some massive squid girl or some shit. My muscles burn, a nice almost relaxing really. It lets me know I'm doing something besides drowning.

Then I stop moving, and so does the squid thing. But I'm half buried in mud, and well I'm actually not that deep under the surface. Seems like it didn't manage to pull me as far as it wanted to.

"Hrrrhrrrhrrr" I laugh, still barely able to see anything in the ink black sea. But the white half of the water is close enough I can see enough

And I can just barley make out some tentacles whipping around way out there as I feel a tug on my leg.

Oh no you don't bitch. I start to pull back, but then the tugging stops, and the tentacles I can see vanishes as the mass pulling against me starts to move as I continue to drag it closer and closer.

A wave of water pushes against me, like the wind in the middle of a storm but five times as heavy.

And suddenly its a lot easier to pull her closer.

What do I do?
[] wait, and hit the next thing that comes near me 1d100
[] Just try to swim away 1d20+might
[] Cross my arms, and brace for impact 1d20+durability
[] Roar, and charge the thing, horns down 1d100
[]Slap my tail down to try to push myself higher 1d20+str
[]Focus my anger, dig my claws into the tentacle, and spin! 1d20+might
[] Bite into the tentacle 1d100
[] Throw an anchor at her 1d100
[] write in

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>Come into thread
>3 Nat 1's
>Shit luck all around
Shouldn't have gotten out of bed for this.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1144051
>[]Slap my tail down to try to push myself higher 1d20+str

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1144051
>[]Focus my anger, dig my claws into the tentacle, and spin! 1d20+might
Oh well.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1144051
>[]Focus my anger, dig my claws into the tentacle, and spin! 1d20+might

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>1144051
>[] Bite into the tentacle 1d100
time to find out if we like sushi or not

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1144051
>[]Focus my anger, dig my claws into the tentacle, and spin! 1d20+might

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1144051
>[]Focus my anger, dig my claws into the tentacle, and spin! 1d20+might

>>1144051
Video that you linked say's it doesn't exist?

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1144051
>>1144062

Nice

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1144051
>[]Focus my anger, dig my claws into the tentacle, and spin! 1d20+might

>>1144079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMC4Nq1QqYk

Deleted the k.

>>1144052

The 4chan dice algorithm has a know bug that dice rolled at a very close time tend to have similar results.

>>1144096
No it doesn't, don't be retarded. That is literally not possible with the dice algorithms which count in a hundreths of a second.

>>1144099

Then is the code because four nat ones in a row is not that weird around here.

>>1144105
I mean, "not that weird" in the sense of having basically never happened. I mean, HMs quests are as dice rich as they come and we literally never had in two years any string like that.
Unless you mean "nat 1s in 4 different sets in a row".. which might have happened but is actually pretty likely given every roll has a solid 5% chance of being a nat1.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xZDPPfHP-8
-

Alright, fuck this and you, whoever you are. You've gone and got me mad, I know I have anger issues, but you've stepped over the line you big, snot covered slut! I was just trying to have some time with my sister and friend, I wasn't even looking for a fight today you bitch!

I growl, digging my claws into the sand as I focus all of my hatred and impotent rage, making it a nice razor sharp edge, perfect for cutting some idiots wrists. I turn, feeling my shoulder pop as I struggle against the sheer strength pulling on me, trying to keep me in place. I snort, bubbles and steam hissing out of my nose as I twist my shoulders and growl even louder and fiercer, bubbles flying out through my fangs
-
19+10= 29= SUCCESS
-
My legs dig in deeper, and my arms feeling like they're about to snap, but then I turn, twisting around as I feel a giant weight move around me. I turn again, feeling the water swish around me, whirling around as I turn again laughing in my head.

Mud, dust and seaweed flows around me, and I can see in the darkness of the sea faint smears of red....fake red....dye red.

What do I do.
[] give the bitch whiplash 1d20+durability
[] KEEP SWINGING 1d20+might
[] Wrap her tentacle under my arm, pull, leap and punch her in the face 1d100
[] Swing her one more time, and smack her with my tail 1d100
[] TYRANT'S ROAR 1d20+magic
[] Caber toss her 1d20+might
[] let go
[] write in

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1144122
>[] KEEP SWINGING 1d20+might

Try and smash her head against a pillar

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>1144122
>[] Swing her one more time, and smack her with my tail 1d100

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1144122
>[] Caber toss her 1d20+might
throw her on land, turn this fight to OUR advantage

>>1144109

No really. 1 in 8000 chances happen way more than that around here. I have seen that the dice code, that's basically copy pasted from the one in /tg/ tends to do quite weird things sometimes. Two or three ones in a row are not rare around here while using 1d20 dice. Hence some quests use 3d20, 3d10 and so on.

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>1144122
>[] Swing her one more time, and smack her with my tail 1d100

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>1144122
>[] Swing her one more time, and smack her with my tail 1d100

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>1144122
[] Swing her one more time, and smack her with my tail 1d100

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>1144122
>[] Swing her one more time, and smack her with my tail 1d100

>>1144142
>Two or three ones
Which is a completly different order of magniutde more likely than "4 1s in a row". and even that, 3 1s in a row ARE rare. I ask you to go and show me a 5 examples of that within the last month. It 'is' rare.

>>1144134
>>1144145
>>1144149
>>1144150
>>1144152

95? Nice.

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>1144122
>[] Wrap her tentacle under my arm, pull, leap and punch her in the face 1d100

I shake my head. Why is it always red? Why red? Well it doesn't matter, time to reel this baby in. I cackle, more bubbles dripping past my fangs and out my nose as I twist around to turn again, grinning manically as I do. But I don't just do that, no I do more and start to drag her close, grabbing on her limb like a rope. Which is a whole new challenge, since its so damn slippery, its like I'm trying to grip a bar of soap as tightly as I can. Keeping the mass of tentacle's under my arm, I keep pulling as I twist around to my side, seeing the faint outline of her now. She's wearing a ratty hoodie made out of the same stuff they use to make wetsuits. No idea what she was doing to that girl up top, but I have to say she does have a creepy vibe around her. I'd call it rapey personally.

Her hair is long, and is floating in the water, dripping that red dye I saw earlier. Her face is damn near covered by all of it but....she looks like she a platinum blonde.

I frown as I pull her in closer, as she squirms and rolls around, like she's drunk. Probably is a little whoozy after I put her through the blender just now. Finishing up the last turn, I dig my feet down and face her. Her hood falls off, as all of the dye in her hair melts away.

She...she looks confused, and kind of scared actually. Having a face I'd call....teddy bear esc.

But I can't stop now and her looking cute doesn't mean shit.

I smack her with my tail, hearing the snap even under the water. Blood drips from her nose, turning the dye black as her face turns....turns

I grab my through, bubbles streaming from my mouth as she grabs her face, and her tentacles push me back.

F....fuck, I need air!

roll 1d20+durability or agility

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1144216

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1144216

Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1144216
Durrr

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1144216

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1144216
I don't know what the fuck is going on, but somebody is getting their ass kicked when we get to the surface.

>>1144229
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT ME. That's it, no more rolling tonight.

>>1144229
Reroll on this, We do have one right?
Also stop fucking rolling goddamnit.

>>1144229
Reroll seems wise here...

>>1144235
>Also stop fucking rolling goddamnit.
Except it was a progress roll. Seriously stop being so fucking retarded already.

>>1144229

We really should start going best of three or something like that.

Also, what agility stat? Is not in the pastebin.

>>1144234
>>1144234
Finesse, sorry, brain fart

Also

want to reroll? and spend your shard of fate for this thread (Unless someone writes an omake or something)

[] Yes, 1 1d20
[] NAaaaaaaaaaaah

>>1144248
>[] Yes, 1 1d20

Let's fucking do it, I didn't expect a fight this thread anyway. Sorry.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1144248
>[] Yes, 1 1d20

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1144248
>[] Yes, 1 1d20

>>1144248

Can we waste the shard for an interruption instead? As in someone stops both of us fighting?

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1144248
>y

>>1144245
I sometimes mess up and put the names of stats from my other quests in place of them.

I've done this for all of them at least once.

>>1144255
Seriously, did all of you guys piss on a voodoo witch's flowers or something?

>>1144255
Oh thank god I rolled before you.

>>1144248

Fuck it, doing an omake, please wait a few minutes.

>>1144255
Why the fuck are the both of us rolling 1's tonight?

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1144248

>>1144263
Do critfails count on shard rerolls?

>>1144269
So you two did piss on a witch's prized roses then?

anyways writing

>>1144277
Yes they would.

>>1144278
I don't know, I guess the Dice Gods decided to hate us tonight.

>>1144278
Doesn't it not count since you only count the first reroll though?

>>1144304
Only the 14 counts, we're alright for now.

14+5= 19= success
-
My face starts to burn, and I feel light headed, but somehow, I manage to shut my mouth. There's a burning in my chest, like someone forced me to swallow fire, but strangely I manage to hold my breath. it doesn't hurt....it does, but its like getting a shot. Just prickling pain

Its dull, but I manage to keep my wits and not panic. But I don't think I can swim back up with this much air. And I'm not sure if my body can float. I tilt my head...hmm, well I should right? I mean my scales don't weight that much. But if I pass out I'm gonna suck in a lot of water and.

I feel a slimy touch on my shoulders and back. The octopus girl is standing in front of me, the left half of her face swollen. She looks terrified, not of me, but because of herself...why does she look so worred? She looks like she's about to throw herself down on her "Knees" to apologize and repent to me?

She waves her hand down, and gives me a thumbs up, her thin nose still Oozing blood.

I glare at her, and she frowns and points up to the surface with a bashful look.

Wait, why is she rubbing my back...is..is she touching my scales?! ew ew ew! She leans closer as her tentacle wraps around my waist, she waves her hand in front of my face, her eyes glancing down at my tail.

I hiss at her, and she backs away looking like she's had to be reminded about personal space a lot more than once. She points back up at the surface and smiles sheepishly....a coin like mine tied to her neck, but this one has a mass of tentacles rather than two dragons on it.

What do I do?
[] trust her, and see what she does
[] Punch her 1d100
[]Glare at her
[] Swim back myself 1d20+durability
[] Try and mime to her, asking her what the fuck her problem is 1d20+guile
[] Whack her with my tail again
[] write in

>>1144324
>[] trust her, and see what she does
>[]Glare at her

>>1144324
[] trust her, and see what she does
[]Glare at her

Curious...

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1144324
>[]Glare at her
>[] Swim back myself 1d20+durability

>>1144324
>[] trust her, and see what she does
>[]Glare at her

>>1144263

Omake: Brat and Fairy

Her name is Anna Michael, she caught a weird sickness a few days ago and now... she is on fire!

"AHHH! HELP I CAUGHT ON FIRE!"

"You moron, you are a PHOENIX HARPY! Being on fire is normal!"

"What?" The girl looks herself over and notices that she is taller and bigger now, even bigger... in her chest. She no longer looks as flat as the teen year old human girl she was before, she now looks... twelve, yeah she went from nothing to something at least. And isn't gonna be ackward because hello, she is still ten!

"I... I evolved?"

"You aren't a Pokemon Anna!"

"Sorry. This whatever is called virus is weird, and how you are so sure I am a phoenix? Wait, who are you?"

The small fairy in front of her groans.

"I an Maria your cousin, I was in your birthday last year?"

"Ah right... you look shorter."

"I caught the same disease you got and became a fairy monster girl."

"Like Navy?"

"Yes just like Navy, do you want to learn how to use a sword?"

"Really? Awesome!" The young phoenix jumps happily

Maria groans "Damn brat... why I had to agree to help you with this..."

Later

"So... what was that about someone calling you... that name." Anna the Phoenix harpy asks as she tries several fireproof underwear were her cousin makes sure she stays out of trouble.

"Just idiots, they think is funny to think any Fairy they meet Tinkerbell or something."

"Then why are you playing the part? I mean..."

"Well, Fairy dust does sell well... and is not like there are that many job chances for someone as small as me..."

***

Anna Michael, THE PHOENIX.

Maria Michael, fairy?

>>1144324
>[] trust her, and see what she does
>[]Glare at her

>>1144324
>[] trust her, and see what she does
>[]Glare at her

>>1144324

>[] trust her, and see what she does
>[]Glare at her

>>1144342
"AHHH! HELP I CAUGHT ON FIRE!"
Aaaaaahahahah

Cute stuff though. Like the dynamic of the cousins here
Ya now have 1 omake re roll

anyways writing!

I glare at her, as she reaches her creepy, pale webbed hand towards my head and touchs the tip of my horn. She pulls her hand back, sucking on her finger. Wrapping two tentacles around my legs, she pats my back and glances up at the surface. I tilt my head and she mouths the words "Ready?". Smirking I shrug, her eyes go wide and she tries to say something, looking pretty mad. Guess I mind fucked her a bit.

I give her a thumbs up and she nods happily and turns upwards as she begins to beat her tentacles up and down, faster and faster. Once again I can't see shit as already dark water is filled with mud and sand.

The sensation of speed comes back to me, as water rushes past me.

roll 1d20+durability

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1144389

Rolled 4 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1144389
Weee

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1144389

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1144389

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>>1144395
Of course.

>>1144395
So how about that omake?

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1144389

>>1144395
Thank fuck for omake rerolls. I'm half tempted to write out the weird half-idea I've got knocking around just to be safe t this point.

>>1144395
>>1144405
Gg no re

>>1144405
Well...fuck...

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1144395

Lets just do three rolls from now on okay?

Using the omake reroll

>>1144395
>>1144405
LMAO

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>>1144395
>>1144405

Alright, I'm actually starting to get mad on your guys' behalf
Seriously what the dicks?

>>1144407
That'd be fun

>>1144395
USeo ur reroll?

>>1144413
Bo5 is good tradition. Losing out on the hilarity would just make things worse.

>>1144413
>Lets just do three rolls from now on okay?
I wonder what you people would have done back when 1/thread rerolls weren't a thing.

>>1144418
>>1144413

Already rerolled it was a 16.

Can we please just take the first 3 rolls from now on?

>>1144418
>>1144395
>>1144405
wow so many 1's
The dice gods must be pissed about us playing on a Wednesday

>>1144428

5/20 is a high chance of getting at least a one. Is basically 25%.

>>1144418
Please let the reroll save us. And I'll see if anything comes to mind, but I don't have a good base for it yet and I won't allow myself to just throw out some random crap.

>>1144438
No one cares.

>>1144441
>Please let the reroll save us.
Its not gonna save us from two nat 1s. Just accept it and move on, its not gonna kill us.

>>1144429
I didn't ask for one.

Re roll 1 of the 1s?
[] Yes, 1 1d20
[] No, don't

OR
[] Let fate weave its changes, something happens, BUT you don't suffer from the two nat 1s, but something else bad MIGHT happen

>>1144441

I already rerolled it was a 16.

>>1144413

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1144429
no thanks, It's always been best of five.
>>1144447
>[] Yes, 1 1d20

>>1144447
>[] No, don't

>>1144447
>[] No, don't

>>1144447
>[] No, don't

>>1144447
>[] Let fate weave its changes, something happens, BUT you don't suffer from the two nat 1s, but something else bad MIGHT happen

>>1144447
>[] Let fate weave its changes, something happens, BUT you don't suffer from the two nat 1s, but something else bad MIGHT happen


Well, this is scary as fuck, but I'm way too curios for my own good.

>>1144451

You do know that's a 25% chance of getting a 1, right? There is a reason most quests just do the first three rolls.

>>1144447
>[] No, don't

>>1144466
>You do know that's a 25% chance of getting a 1, right?
Oh gosh really? In two years of questing literally no one else has figured it out before you told us. Gee, now we just feel silly.

>>1144451
Willing to change my vote to
>[] No, don't
If the fate option is winning.

>>1144447
>Let fate weave its changes

Remind me, when was the last time people voted no on a re roll vote?

Anyways, writing

>>1144478
I've never seen it, because either avoiding a fail or at least minimizing it's effects is the sane and rational choice.

>>1144478
Back in UMGQ is the last one I remember. Usually we don't call one unless we actually want one.

Then it hits me, like a bat to the head. The rushing water, the pressure against me, the pains and aches in my body as from the sudden and very quick change of pressure. And the sheer speed alone hurts!, it feels like she just shook my neck in a death grip! All the air rushes out of my lungs as we break the surface, the air hitting me like concrete as I struggle to breath, panicking and thrashing around. My hair gets in my eyes as I wheeze, struggling to breath over the waves slamming into me. I can hear Pam and jessie yelling, but I can't focus on anything


Waves keep slamming into me and I feel like I'm on the bad end of a beating. And this girl squeezing me doesn't help me at all. I think I might pass out. I groan weakly. I feel terrible, I want....no I need some ginger to chew on...and a cigarrette

"Sorry sorry!" the girl squeaks, her voice sounding high and a little childish, even though she's rond my age "I didn't mean to grab you! I thought you were the mermaid that got beached! SOoooo sorry miss....scary dragon lady, I really didn't mean to drag you down my old self honest I just felt scales and pulled.

I stare at her, still feeling like I just woke up from a concussion.

"Also" She says smiling as I frown, to dazed and whoosy to push her hand off of my arm "You have reaaaaally nice scales, did anyone ever tell you that?"

What do I say?
[] WHat the fuuuck
[] let go of me ya freak
[]Who the fuck are you?
[]....what are you on and can I have some
[] I don't care, just put me back
[] Stop touching me NOW
[] are you one of clara's friends Playing pretend
[]...I knew it, it was a trick, I'll fight all of you *delirious*
[]....what exactly were you doing to that poor girl
[]....So can you tell me where the lion's den is
[] Just...slow down, and take a deep breath, and calm the fuck down
[] Sorry I tail smacked you, thought you wanted to fight, ehehe
[] You aren't carrying any ginger on ya are ya?
[] write in

>>1144489

But we got two ones in a row. And before that we got three ones. Truly 5/20 is quite scary.

>>1144515
>[] Just...slow down, and take a deep breath, and calm the fuck down

>>1144515

[] Punch her damn face!

>>1144516
And I prefer best of 5
I'm not changing it, its been like this since ASQ

>>1144515
>[]Who the fuck are you?
>[] Just...slow down, and take a deep breath, and calm the fuck down
>[] You aren't carrying any ginger on ya are ya?

>>1144515
>[] WHat the fuuuck
>[] let go of me ya freak
>[]Who the fuck are you?
>[] Just...slow down, and take a deep breath, and calm the fuck down
>[]....So can you tell me where the lion's den is

>>1144515
>[]Who the fuck are you?
>[] Just...slow down, and take a deep breath, and calm the fuck down
>[]....what exactly were you doing to that poor girl
>[] You aren't carrying any ginger on ya are ya?

>>1144515
>[] WHat the fuuuck
>[] let go of me ya freak
>[]Who the fuck are you?
>[] Just...slow down, and take a deep breath, and calm the fuck down

>>1144515

>[] Just...slow down, and take a deep breath, and calm the fuck down
>[] Sorry I tail smacked you, thought you wanted to fight, ehehe

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>1144515

[] Punch her damn face!

>>1144515
>[] Stop touching me NOW
>[]....what exactly were you doing to that poor girl

>>1144515
>[] Just...slow down, and take a deep breath, and calm the fuck down
>[] Sorry I tail smacked you, thought you wanted to fight, ehehe

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>1144515

[] Punch her damn face

"YOU ALMOST KILLED ME! DO I LOOK LIKE I HAVE GILLS OR SOMETHING?"

>>1144515
>stand up
>roar in her face
>stalk away huffily and totally not sulking

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>>1144466
>You do know that's a 25% chance of getting a 1
No it is not.

By that logic flipping 2 coins guarantees at least one heads.

1 - (19/20)^5 = ~22.62%

Thank you lord, for the strength not to punch this idiots teeth in. I open my mouth to try and talk to her as she runs her finger along my scales, examining them curiously like I'm some kind of public Exhibit. But before I can say a fucking thing or even grimace, I get a fish in my mouth as another wave washes over us.

I growl and nearly bite down on it, but thankfully I stop myself cause that would be disgusting. So I spit it out instead

"Oh we really should get you to shore since you aren't an eastern dragon by the look of things and can't really handle water as well as!" She begins to say quickly, like she's telling me about a show she likes

"Just" I say pressing my hand over her face, shutting her up as she smiles happily

"Mmmmrgpprrrmmph? She asks tilting her head as I sigh, closing my eyes as water rises over my mouth and then pulls away.

"Slow down, take a deep breath and calm the fuck down" I say coldly as she frowns and nods

I take my hand off her face and she takes a deep breath, leaning away from me

"Alright, sorry I nearly drowned you, I really didn't mean to grab you" She says hanging her head "I was just trying to help, but I couldn't see up on the pier, I just heard that poor girl screaming and...I could bare leaving her up their, unable to move or swim at all, it must've been torture for"

She pauses and blinks, then puffs her cheeks out comically

"WAIT WHY DIDN'T YOU HELP HER?!" S he yells, pouting.

What do I do?
[] explain
[] pull her cheek and tell her to put me back on the pier
[] Ask if she's a "Legend " to
[]Why do I always have to meet the weird ones
[]Headbutt her out of annoyance and swim back
[]Ask her if she's always like this
[] tell her i have things i need to do
[] introduce myself to her
[] write in

>>1144583
I think someone explained this back in ASQ as well

>>1144526

Read and weep

https://gamebalanceconcepts.wordpress.com/

Now more seriously that site is quite useful for GMs.

>>1144626
>[] explain
>[] pull her cheek and tell her to put me back on the pier
>[]Why do I always have to meet the weird ones

>>1144626
>[]Why do I always have to meet the weird ones
>[]Ask her if she's always like this
>[] tell her i have things i need to do

>>1144626
>[] explain
>[] pull her cheek and tell her to put me back on the pier
>[]Ask her if she's always like this
>[] introduce myself to her
>[]Why do I always have to meet the weird ones
So no one has to die. Alright then.

>>1144626
>[] explain
>[] pull her cheek and tell her to put me back on the pier
>[]Why do I always have to meet the weird ones

>>1144626
>She was screaming because you scared the hell out of her you little idiot.

>>1144626

"WE WERE TALKING YOU DAMN IDIOT! MERMAIDS HAVE LUNGS SO THEY CAN SURVIVE IN THE SURFACE FOR HOURS. THEY ARE NOT FISH THAT DIE IN MERE MINUTES AFTER LEAVING WATER! YOU DAMN COLOR BLIND IDIOT YOU ALMOSY KILLED ME AND NOW YOU WANT TO BLAME ME?!"

[] This time, punch her.

>>1144626
>>1144644
>>1144642
this

>>1143816
>>1143817
>>1143864
>>1144229
>>1144255
>>1144395
>>1144405
7 fucking 1's...
I leave for one day to help my grandma move and this shit happens.... now that I've said that I'm probably going to roll like shit too.

>>1144657
7? how Ironic.

Anyways writing!

so, I found this video, and it's only vaguely related as I imagine this sort of tirade is how we get when mad (though not so heavily accented), but either way, HM needed to see this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpVhSx0fZwM

>>1144661
Isn't 7 the number of Tzeentch?

"My sister caught her" I say calmly as she freezes up and chuckles awkwardly "She really wasn't in any danger, also mermaids can breath on land, can't they"

"Oh" She says guiltily "I just...I thought she was panicking because she got stuck, of course that, I'm not an idiot"

"Really now?' I say bluntly as she nods and smiles

"Yep, I know everything there is to know about monster girls" She says cheerfully, still holding me in place to stop me from sinking as I hear Pam and Jessie still shouting to me from the pier, but all the waves bashing against me makes it a little hard to make out what they're actually saying "Also are you scottish? I can't think of any scottish dragons, are you a legend or some kind of wyrm?but You have legs, sooo no?"

I groan, and rub my eyes as she frowns and sighs

"Ah, is your sister alright?" She gasps "is the mermaid alright? was she just screaming out of panic or something?

"You know she was screaming because you scared her shitless right?" I say coldly as the girl's jaw drops.

She catches it and frowns looking away

"Oh...I was just trying to keep her from getting caught under the pier" she says miserably, looking like she's about start crying, the last fucking thing I need "I didn't mean to scare her...did I hurt her? Were any of her scales ripped off or?"

Okay that's it, done with this. I grab her cheek and pull, Oh wow. She's actually really stretchy. I tilt my head as I start to see how far her cheek can stretch

"Aaah stop stop!" She yelps "Stop it!

"PUT. ME. BACK. ON. THE. PIER" I say, slowly so she understands "Please?"

"Okay okay" She says frowning "Sorry, I'm sorry just stop doing that, it really hurts"

What do I do?
[] stop
[] keep doing it until she does what i ask
[] Sulk when I get back on shore
[] Let pam scold the girl
[] Find the club, already
[] ask the weird girl if she knows where it is
[] Fuck it, I'm going home to curl up in the fire, fuck all this bullshit
[] show her my coin

>>1144667
Yeah, that really fits may

>>1144671
I think so...spooky

>>1144701
>[] keep doing it until she does what i ask
>[] Find the club, already

>>1144701
>[] stop
>[] Let pam scold the girl
>[] Find the club, already
>[] ask the weird girl if she knows where it is

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>>1144701
>[] Let pam scold the girl
>[] Find the club, already
Hasn't been 10 threads and we're already getting ambushed by tentacle monsters.

>>1144701
>[] stop
>[] Find the club, already
>[] ask the weird girl if she knows where it is
>[] show her my coin

>>1144701

[] Stop

"You really need to pay more attention! If I had been a lizard girl instead of a dragon you would HAVE FUCKING KILLED ME!"

>>1144701
[] stop
[] Let pam scold the girl
[] Sulk when I get back on shore
[] Find the club, already
[] show her my coin
[] ask the weird girl if she knows where it is

>>1144701
>[] stop
>[] Sulk when I get back on shore
>[] Let pam scold the girl

>>1144712
this is actually a good point.

>>1144701
>[] stop
>[] ask the weird girl if she knows where it is

>>1144712
This is true, the fact anybody else could have died in this situation is not an exaggeration.

>>1144701
[] Let pam scold the girl
[] Find the club, already
[] show her my coin
[]don't stop
[]never stop

I let go and don't say a word as she rubs her now red cheek.

"Thank you" She says, still holding her hand to it "Your claws are pretty sharp aren't they"

"Yeah" I say nodding as I turn back to the shore

"Oh sorry sorry" She says as she begins to push her tentacles and swim along to the pier "Its just that I'm a little concussed from...well you hitting me with your tail"

"Yeah yeah" I say shaking my head as I can finally here Pam and Jessie

"Sis! SIS are you alright!?" Pam Yells, still holding the squirming and flopping mermaid "oh god I was so worried about you....and proud! it usually takes training to hold your breath that long!"

"Jesus christ" Jessie says, her eyes as wide as plates "You just went right through the railing! Good thing you're a dragon now, right? And what the hell were you doing? Are you crazy or something? You just ripped her right off the pier"

"Oh! I...well I was just trying to help the mermaid and" The girl says, still smiling as Jessie huffs, bending the piece of railing she's leaning on with her bare hand

"The one who's terrified of you?" Jessie snorts, her eyes narrowing murderously

"Ah...ah" the girl stammers, looking over to Pam who's still looking at me like she's afraid I'm gonna keel over any second "AH, the life guard, you can help me out here right?"

"Tavi?"Pam asks, before her eyes narrow angrily "What did I tell you about helping? You only cause trouble when you try to help

"But she was swimming under the pier! that's dangerous when the tides are like this" the girl says frowning, and puffing her cheeks out again "I was trying to save her

"G...get her away from me!" the mermaid whimpers

"Yeah, that went really well didn't it?" I groan as I grab onto the pier and pull myself up, nearly breaking the board I grabbed onto

"Hey, can't hang her for trying" Jessie says shrugging "But we can for dragging you like that"

"Yes I know, but you have to remember, you aren't a life guard, you don't have the training" Pam sighs as the Tavi looks guilty as hell

"I know, but...no one saw her" She sighs, trying not to look her in the eyes "Also....what were you doing up there? It seems kind of odd you were there at just the right moment to catch her"

"Oh, just in the neighborhood" Pam replies

"Going somewhere" Jessie snorts

"Yeah, we were looking for a club, the lion's den, don't take it you know where that is?" I ask frown as she grins "Need to find it"

"I KNEW YOU WERE A LEGEND!"She shouts excitedly! "I knew it, yeah I know where it is, I can show you it if....wait...is Pamela and the minotauress legends to?Can't show normal monster girls, its a dumb rule...I know, but I'm the kraken, Tavi snitch, Nice to meet ya!"

What do I do?
[] Lie, and say yes
[] tell the truth and say I don't know
[] ditch them to check it out
[] convince her to let it slide
[] Introduce myself
[] Groan and facepalm
[] Snap, and rant about how tired I am of this make believe bullshit!
[]Ask Pam how she knows this person
[] write in

>>1144701
] keep doing it until she does what i ask
[] Sulk when I get back on shore[] Find the club, already

>>1144777
[] tell the truth and say I don't know
[] convince her to let it slide
[] Introduce myself
[]Ask Pam how she knows this person

>>1144777
>[] tell the truth and say I don't know
>They might be for all I know, Pam is the biggest Lamia I've ever seen and the Minotaur was one of the most popular legends around
>[] convince her to let it slide
>[] Introduce myself
>[]Ask Pam how she knows this person

>>1144777
>[] tell the truth and say I don't know
>[] Introduce myself
>[] Groan and facepalm
>[]Ask Pam how she knows this person

>>1144777
[]Breathe in heavily
[]Fight the temptation to headbutt his idiot all the way to Davy jones' locker
[]Ask Pam how she knows this person
[]Say yes

>>1144777
[] Lie, and say yes

[] Groan and facepalm

>>1144777

>[] tell the truth and say I don't know
>[] Introduce myself
>[] Groan and facepalm
>[]Ask Pam how she knows this person

>>1144777

Our sis is the world serpent and our best friend is THE Minotaur?

"I don't know" I say angrily as she frowns and sighs, looking like she regrets even bringing it up "How would I know if I didn't know I was one"

"What are you talking about Tavi? Did you get stung by an anemone girl again' Pam sighs shaking her head, as she carefully sets the panicking and still scared shitless mermaid back into the water

"Nothing, nothing to worry about at least" She says quickly, waving few of her tentacles around

"Is it a cult?" Pam asks suspicously as Jessie sighs

"She's probably just Carla's friend having a laugh" She says shaking her head "Don't look to deep into it, she's probably just playing a game like you guess May"

"Wait...you're pam's sister aren't you?" Tavi says, smiling as she peeks up onto the pier "Well..nice to meet you, sorry I...did all that"

I groan and facepalm, slowly pulling my hand down my face as Pam smiles and nudges me

"Yeah I am, May Mcnarren, already know who you are since you shouted it" I groan as Pam smiles "How do you know her anyway"

"Oh Tavi? She's a...well shes a monster girl enthusiast, I know her because she helped me with a slime girl that become a bit of a problem" She chuckles

"Don't tell me she turned giant' Jessie groans "I'm still getting nightmares about those two"

"Hmm? Who?" I ask looking at jessie as she shudders

"The reasons why I try to avoid slime girls now a days"She says, giving the mother of all hundred yard stares

"Yeah, she did, all you had to do was fill her until her slime deluted to much for her to keep a form" Tavi says happily "But if you need to get to the den...I can only take you, if you aren't sure they're legends"

"Can't you just sneak them over or something?" I ask angrily as she smiles meekly

"They need a coin" She says, grabbing hers "there's one for every legend you know"

What do I do?
[] Ask her if there's any way we can tell if they're legends
[] go there alone
[] "convince" her *tyrant's roar*
[] decide to do it another day
[] Ask her what these coins are even
[]Pester Jessie about why she's scared of slimes
[] Remind the girl she still needs to apologize to me
[]Ask why there's a stupid rule like that, is it some kind of secret club?
[] write in

>>1144850
>[] Ask her if there's any way we can tell if they're legends
>[] Ask her what these coins are even

>>1144850
[] Ask her if there's any way we can tell if they're legends
[] Ask her what these coins are even
[]Pester Jessie about why she's scared of slimes
[]Ask why there's a stupid rule like that, is it some kind of secret club?

>>1144850
>[] Ask her if there's any way we can tell if they're legends
>[] Ask her what these coins are even
>[]Pester Jessie about why she's scared of slimes
>[] Remind the girl she still needs to apologize to me
>[]Ask why there's a stupid rule like that, is it some kind of secret club?


>"The reasons why I try to avoid slime girls now a days"

Ah, good times.