>>1106542

I might not be good at pretending or creating falsehoods, but I am not worried that I can't

at least be somewhat of an actor. No that isn't what's troubling me, the conundrum I face is of Emily smiles herself.

"MRooow?" Chrome meows, patting my leg as he sense my increased heart rate

"I'm fine little one" I say, scratching it behind the ears to ease its worried program "Just a little worried"

That is not the right word for this situation, terrified might be better but a little too strong I think. Now I don't know what kind of girl she is, but from how Moriarty spoke of her, I am led to believe she is quite dangerous.

Since he seemed actually scared of her powers, and he didn't show a hint of fear when he stared down me and rasputin and has no qualms with threatening Ultras like normal people. I thought it was just his general rude attitude, but he seemed like he was scared for me when he explained exactly what Emily could do.

Which was surprising, but not as much as finding him sitting in the apartment's shower when I went into it this morning. I still feel...dirty and on edge by that little shock.

But in short, I am going to have to at least pretend to stop someone who can control reality itself as easily as I can control machines. Which to me seems like a function a human cannot preform, no matter how much ultra they have.

And I am going to be...on the receiving end of that impossible ability. Very soon. And I need to try and help her break free from her mother's yoke. And Moriarty didn't tell me if he yet her in on our little plan.

My heart is beating far faster than it should, and chrome's comfort protocols aren't helping.

What do I do?
[] Sit here, panicking until I have to go
[] Try and calm myself down somehow
[] Watch Chrome and Emi's cat play
[] Wake up emi, explain the situation and get her to help me
[] Call Cyra and ask her to help
[] Go back home, and get my siblings to help
[]"Convince" Saw blade to help me, if I can find him
[] Just patrol the streets where she's supposed to rob a bank and cause some chaos, alone
[] Call moriarty and try to back out
[] write in

>>1106545
>[] Try and calm myself down somehow
>[] Watch Chrome and Emi's cat play
>[] Wake up emi, explain the situation and get her to help me

>>1106545
[] Try and calm myself down somehow
[] Watch Chrome and Emi's cat play
[] Wake up emi, explain the situation and get her to help me

>>1106545
>[] Try and calm myself down somehow
>[] Watch Chrome and Emi's cat play
>[] Wake up emi, explain the situation and get her to help me

>>1106545
>[] Watch Chrome and Emi's cat play
>[] Wake up emi, explain the situation and get her to help me
>look up any reality benders that are in the archives and try to make plans for any problems that may arise.

>>1106545
>[] Try and calm myself down somehow
>[] Watch Chrome and Emi's cat play
>[] Wake up emi, explain the situation and get her to help me

But I shouldn't just let myself be a nervous wreck, I need to calm down somehow, and Chrome can help me there. The robot mewls as I scoop it up, holding its warm metal to my chest, feeling it trying to escape my arms as I walk back into Emi's room, I think I saw some cheap candy sitting on the counter. Artificial flavorings have always cheered me up before, love the taste of them. Not to mention they're the first things I really ever ate.I'll have to ask mom to get me more of them later, or just get some...if I'm still able to.

I drop Chrome on the shelf, and it glares at me, flicking its tail back and forth before Emi's black finished cat leaps at it, knocking it to the ground, wanting to play...not sure what she called it, but she made me do so custom design work to add red swirls of leds along its side.

I smile, plopping a grape flavoured jolly rancher into my mouth as the two roll over each other, chrome turning into a ball to try and flee as Emi's chases after it, trying to bat it around. Chrome turns back as it runs up a wall, emi's cat gives chase. They pause for a second, and the black finished cat's leds glow brighter, before it turns into a ball and rolls down the wall. I giggle as Chrome bounds after it, giving chase through the various chairs and boxes left scattered around the room.

One of them smacks into one of them, and I wince, sucking on the tart candy in my mouth. Such cute little machines, I should make more but...well adam is already mad enough at the three kittens Mimi has...maybe because I programmed them to be more playful than the rest. Mimi loves them, but I don't think Adam enjoys them climbing all over him all the time. No idea why all the cats like him so much...I don't remember programming that behavior into them

Hmm. I suck on my candy thoughtfully, watching the two sleek metal kitties run along the wall, skill fully avoiding all the posters and comics on the wall as they chase each other around.

Emi groans and covers her head with a pillow, as I lean over the back of the couch she's sleeping on to get a better look at the playing kitties.

...a thought occurs. Emi's powers are quite useful, and she hasn't ever denied a request I've given her...so maybe she could help me here.

I smile, and shake her leg. She jolts awake, her eyes shooting open as she teleports and nearly hits her head against mine as she's suddenly sitting right up in front of me, her hand poised an inch from my neck

She blinks, looking at me sleepily from under a few loose strands of her black hair.

"Eve?" She asks tiredly, laying back against the arm rest with a pompf "What are you doing here? did I sleep through something important...what time is it anyways"

"Oh, just need some place to think....not yet and...nearly three" I say calmly as she curses under her breath and groans

"Alright, need to stop sleeping in then" She says with a chuckle as she wipes her hair out of her eyes and smirks, glancing over at me
cont

>>1106707
"So, guessing you didn't just wake me up for no reason right?"

"Correct" I say flatly as she yawns and cracks her knuckles

"Fantastic" She says watching her cat as it trots up to her "Well, least you weren't just watching me sleep or anything right? so what do you need"

"Well that's a bit harder to answer, emi my friend" I sigh as I lay over the back of the couch "See, I'm going to be helping someone very soon and...I really need your help"

"That's...weird, how do you know your going to do it?" She asks looking back at me as she pets her cat "And what do you need me for? besides to look cute"

"Well, I sort of ended up being hired to both fight a reality controller and also free her from the person who hired me for the former" I say calmly as I can,as Emi's eyes widen

"....How?!" Emi shouts, making me jump "How do you always end up in weird situations like this girl? Man I knew I picked a fun friend but, damn....Still not really sure I want to fight a physical god. I'm sure Cyra would jump at the chance....but if its you asking I guess I could help"

She glances back at me

"You do want me to help you in the fight right?" She asks, a little nervously

What do I say?
[] of course, you the best distraction I know
[] it would help, but I am not forcing you to
[] Actually I just want your power, so get inside me! Now!
[] Er....well I kind of need you to infiltrate smiles tower to make sure they don't have anything they could use to bring her back
[]...Actually I just wanted someone to talk to, so I could calm down..sorry
[] No, just some advice
[] Yes but, I need you to act like a ninja, and well attack her while I have her distracted..until we can move onto part 2 of the plan
[] write in

>>1106764
>[] it would help, but I am not forcing you to
>[] Actually I just want your power, so get inside me! Now!

>>1106764
>[]...Actually I just wanted someone to talk to, so I could calm down..sorry
>[] it would help, but I am not forcing you to
>[] Actually I just want your power, so get inside me! Now!

>>1106764
>[] it would help, but I am not forcing you to
>[]...Actually I just wanted someone to talk to, so I could calm down..sorry

>>1106764
>[]...Actually I just wanted someone to talk to, so I could calm down..sorry
>[] it would help, but I am not forcing you to
>[] Actually I just want your power, so get inside me! Now!

>>1106764
>[] it would help, but I am not forcing you to
>[]...Actually I just wanted someone to talk to, so I could calm down..sorry

oh random question. Can we make her some laser bladed shurikens or exploding shurikens or something? I know her sword can turn into a bow that shoots laser arrows but I figure shurikens would be better for quick drawing or give her more utility if we give her a verity of them like shock shurikens to wreck electronics, exploding once for bigger enemies, ect ect. Figure we could work while we talk to calm ourselves down.

What is stopping us from assimilating Em at some point in the fight?

>>1106866
not much I assume

>>1106866
Better question, what's stopping us from absorbing Emily during the fight? And how do we get past it?

"It would help but I'm not forcing you to" I say with a sweet smile as I look down at her, as she continues to try to fix up her hair

"Oh thanks, but I wouldn't just leave you high and dry like that" she giggles, as she starts bunching her hair up to tie it into a messy ponytail like that "Wouldn't be a good friend if I did"

"Good!" I say loudly as I lean closer to her, pressing my stomach against the metal inside the couch as she looks back at me again "but actually, I just want your powers, So get inside me! Now!"

She blushes, her cheeks turning bright red as she covers her mouth and just looks at me for a moment or two, shuddering

"That...that sounded a little forceful there, Eve" She says, sounding like she's trying not to laugh or something similar "Also you know that sounds a little..."

"And? You said you'd help me, and I need you in me" I say happily as I reach towards her as she covers her mouth again "Also you've never had a problem with my assimilating you before, so....is something wrong"

"N..no no" She says, her voice squeaking a bit as she speaks under her fingers, shuddering a bit "Its just a little..sorry you're just making me laugh, I mean I'm fine with it, don't think you fucked up or anything, its just your making me lose my shit here"

"What did I say that was so funny" I say with a frown, tilting my head as Emi sits up

"Nothing...nothing" She says shaking head, and waving one of her hands "Do you mind if I get a coffee first though? I think I'll need one if we're fighting a godamn GOD"

What do I do
[] Just grab her head and shove it in my chest, and head off
[] let her get her coffee, and ask why she's referring to her as a god
[] explain more while I can still talk to her "normally"
[] Keep asking what's so funny
[] See how much she likes the sword I made her
[] "hey, being part of me will wake you up just as good, if not better"
[] "Oh? trying to stall, come on you love being inside of me, emi"
[] ask how her new "home" has been treating her
[] Make sure she and cyra have been getting along
[] write in

>>1106840
Yes you can

>>1106866
You can try, but she makes reality her bitch. Kind of like sticking a firecracker in your mouth

>>1106878
Ding ding

>>1106933
>[] let her get her coffee, and ask why she's referring to her as a god
>[] explain more while I can still talk to her "normally"
>[] Keep asking what's so funny
>[] See how much she likes the sword I made her
>[] ask how her new "home" has been treating her
>[] Make sure she and cyra have been getting along

>>1106933
>[] Keep asking what's so funny
>[] ask how her new "home" has been treating her
>[] Make sure she and cyra have been getting along

>>1106933
>[] let her get her coffee, and ask why she's referring to her as a god
>[] "Oh? trying to stall, come on you love being inside of me, emi"
[] ask how her new "home" has been treating her
[] Make sure she and cyra have been getting along
>[] See how much she likes the sword I made her


>You said you'd help me, and I need you in me

Eve is just the best sometimes


And eating Emily will most likely have disastrous consequences unless our control over our own mind is more powerful with her inside of us. So our best option for subduing her and escaping is also the single most dangerous thing we could attempt ever. Typical.

>>1106933
>[] let her get her coffee, and ask why she's referring to her as a god
>[] explain more while I can still talk to her "normally"
>[] Keep asking what's so funny
>[] See how much she likes the sword I made her

>>1106933
>[] let her get her coffee, and ask why she's referring to her as a god
>[] explain more while I can still talk to her "normally"
>[] Keep asking what's so funny
>[] See how much she likes the sword I made her
>[] ask how her new "home" has been treating her
>[] Make sure she and cyra have been getting along

>>1106933
>[] explain more while I can still talk to her "normally"
>[] Keep asking what's so funny
>[] "Oh? trying to stall, come on you love being inside of me, emi"
>[] ask how her new "home" has been treating her

I stay on the back of the couch, watching her as she slowly gets off the couch, taking a moment to stretch her back, placing her hands on it as I see she isn't wearing any pants.

"So why do you keep referring to her as a god?" I ask calmly as she stumbles over to a coffee maker sitting across from her "bed"

She doesn't say anything until she grabs the pot from it and takes a long swig from it, gulping down a few mouth fulls of the stuff.

"Pffaa" She gasps, wiping her mouth as she sets the pot down, her eyes now wide open and filled with energy and life "Well, she can control reality right? That makes her pretty damn close to a god don't you think"

"I suppose" I say nodding slowly as she goes back for another drink"But she isn't as strong as one"

"and how would you know that?" She asks calmly as she takes another sip

"Oh, Moriarty told me what he knew of her powers" I say calmly, smiling as she raises an eye brow and keeps drinking

"Ah, that old cunt" She says angrily, sighing as she sets the pot down "the one who threatened you back when you were still keeping me inside of yourself, right...him"

"Yep" I say still smiling as she frowns "But he really cares about her, and he did explain the...few restrictions of her power"

"Good" She says with a smirk "But I just don't like the guy, might be because the only time I met him, the first thing I felt was your sister crushing me"

"Well yeah, my sister ways a lot so her being on top of you would suck" I say frowning as Emi bites the back of her knuckle, trying not to laugh again"Maybe I should've just kept both of you in me until later...but can't change the past"

"Godammit" she says, struggling not to laugh as her face turns red again

"What's so funny?!" I ask, a little angrily since I really don't get what I'm saying that she finds so funny? is there some joke I'm telling without knowing. Is she on something?

"Nothing...nothing" She says shaking her head, holding her hand up as she pauses to take a breath "its just that..."

"Just that what?" I ask, pouting as I tilt my head, my ears wiggling in agitation

"Uh...well, I'm not sure how old you really are since your some kind of weird...lab thingy" She says wiggling her fingers as she talks "Or how much your mother told ya, but you keep saying innuendos and I just can't help myself...sorry eve"

"...I am?" I ask frowning as I tilt my head"What exactly am I saying"

"Er...ask someone else, it'd be a bit awkward for me to say it" She says, blushing again as she looks away from me so she can't look me in the eyes

"Is it something crude?" I ask tilting my head the other way
cont

>>1107103
"In a way?" She says after a moment or two

"Hmm" I say with a shrug "So hows your new house treating you?"

"Better than living on the streets and with those cunts" She says angrily, crossing her arms "Has heating, a cat, and is close to a nice pizza place, can't complain really"

"And how much do you like the sword I made for you?" I ask, petting chrome as he starts to rub against my legs again "Are you comfortable with it"

"Are you stalling?" She asks, giggling as she walks up to me, and stands a foot or two away from me, leaning on her couch "But yeah, its fucking awesome, and I've figured out how to use...some of it, did you have to give it so many different settings?"

"Only the best for my friends" I say happily, smiling as she smirks "Also on that subject, are you and Cyra getting a long"

"Eh, she can be annoying sometimes, a real fan girl" She sighs, frowning as she looks away from me "She definitely has gumption, and has the right stuff to be a hero, but...she can be annoying and I guess I rub her the wrong way sometimes to, but we're getting along better than I thought we would to be honest, all things considered, she's a good girl"

"Aw, I'm glad" I say grabbing her hand and putting it on my chest "Now, lets get going, its almost time anyways"

"I am, I am, don't be so pushy" She chuckles, as her hand sinks under my skin

What do I do?
[] Head out, with just emi inside of me, and meet this abuser of reality
[] Get a little more back up
[]Keep asking Emi what sort of innuendo I was making
[]Tell emi I'm proud of how well she's doing as a hero already
[] Ask what problems emi and cyra are having, so I may solve them
[] write in

>>1107183
>[] Head out, with just emi inside of me, and meet this abuser of reality
>[]Keep asking Emi what sort of innuendo I was making
>[]Tell emi I'm proud of how well she's doing as a hero already
>[] Ask what problems emi and cyra are having, so I may solve them

>>1107183
>[] Head out, with just emi inside of me, and meet this abuser of reality
>[]Keep asking Emi what sort of innuendo I was making
>[]Tell emi I'm proud of how well she's doing as a hero already
>[] Ask what problems emi and cyra are having, so I may solve them
we can just teleport out or call for backup if we need it. Plus it's a fixed fight (more or less) and the other kid's first super fight. Let's not overwhelm her.

>>1107183
>[] Head out, with just emi inside of me, and meet this abuser of reality
>[]Tell emi I'm proud of how well she's doing as a hero already

My white flesh grabs onto her fingers, and pulls her hand into me fully, slowly gripping the rest of her arm and then pulling it in steadily. I absorb her quickly, feeling her fall into me, and become a part of me. She can barely close her eyes before her head is pulled in, followed by the rest of her lower body, her legs being last.

I put a hand where she came in from and hear her chuckle in my head

"Ya know, we might be doing this a little too much, cause that didn't feel weird at all that time"

Well I'm happy I'm not causing you any discomfort now.

"Hey, it was just odd, not uncomfortable anyways, we're heading out right"

Once Moriarty calls me, we are, also I have a question

"Got it, and fire away"

What was the indendo I was saying earlier

"...dammit Eve...alright, it was saying you wanted me inside of you and other shit like that"

....I don't get it, explain

"Alright...I can just run from your mum when she gets mad at me for this, and cyra to I guess but"

Why are you pausing, tell me already...sorry if I'm being rude, but I need to know

"Well you see when a man and a"

I know what copulation is, explain why asking you to be inside of me is so funny

"....well if you know what sex is...what does it involve"

But you don't have one of those...only men do right? So why would it be so..

"....there's other ways people can fuck eve"
"Eve?"
"AH JESUS, THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL YOU, IT SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKING FIRE ALARM IN HERE, EVERYWHERE"
Sorry, sorry, just...sorry, lets not talk about that for awhile okay?"
"Yeah, no shit"
Sorry again...also I'm proud you've taken to being a hero so easily
"Well I don't have to steal anymore, and I just have to fight people I would've had a drink with before, and actually help people...it isn't hard, but it feels nicer than being a cunt to be honest"
Well it still takes a lot to change your life, so I am very proud of you emi
"Thanks Eve, couldn't have done it without you being my friend...thanks for giving me the chance"

Don't mention it, and I want you to have more friends, so what's wrong with you and cyra? I want to be able to help you solve the problem between you two

"Eh, don't worry, its just...she's the sort of person who used to make my life hell, and I'm not exactly the nicest person, people just buttheads sometime, we're getting along fine, just give us time, I'm sure we'll be thick as thieves in no time"

Well if you insist.
My phone rings, and I answer it

"Come to the Smiles Bank, as quickly as you can, me and Emily are breaking in...in about GODAMMIT EMILY!

the line cuts

what do I do
[] teleport over there now
[] wait a bit and then teleport over
[] teleport a few blocks down
[] wait for the hero call button to be pressed, then teleport there
[] Call him back
[] take emily's phone number from his phone, and call her 1d20+cont
[] write in

Rolled 11 (1d20)

[] take emily's phone number from his phone, and call her 1d20+cont

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1107295
>[] take emily's phone number from his phone, and call her 1d20+cont
>[] teleport over there now

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1107295
>[] take emily's phone number from his phone, and call her 1d20+cont
>[] teleport over there now

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1107295
>[] take emily's phone number from his phone, and call her 1d20+cont
>[] teleport over there now

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1107295
>[] wait a bit and then teleport over
>[] teleport a few blocks down
>[] take emily's phone number from his phone, and call her 1d20+cont
call, teleport, and then run a little the rest of the way so it looks a little more "natural"

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1107295
>[] take emily's phone number from his phone, and call her 1d20+cont
>[] teleport over there now
>If Em answers try to locate her and port nexto her

oh another random question. If we have someone absorb into us and then make a clone of ourselves could we let someone who we've absorbed control that clone?

>>1107347
Here we gooo!~

>>1107352
sorry buddy, one to late.

>>1107347
How do you crit getting a phone number? What would even happen?

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1107295
>[] teleport a few blocks down
>[] take emily's phone number from his phone, and call her 1d20+cont

"Emily? Like your other mother?" Emi asks as I hold my phone right in front of my eyes, staring at it blankly "Do you know who she is"

"Yes I do, Diane smiles only daughter" I say calmly as I stare at the call screen, moriarty's name still covering my screen

"She has a daughter?" Emi says, I can see her in my mind's eye, frowning as she sits in a simple flower patterned kimono, painted bright pink and dull white "Guess she's a secret then?"

Of course she is, now try to be quite, I need to focus right now. I'm trying to get her phone number from Moriarty's phone
-
19+3= 22= success dc 22
-

"How?" Emily asks sounding very confused as I force the connection back up, and see the contents and data of his phone flowing down the screen of mine, as I forcefully run its programs on it.

"Whaaaat?"

I purge the useless data with a though, singling out his contacts list. He has a plenty of interesting entrees, most of them being nicknames...all of them in fact. even Diane smiles' is called "Boss". I don't know who any of them are...until I find the one exception.

"Emily"

I smile as Emi laughs in my head

"Wow! that's a little crazy...actually its really fucking crazy!"

I press the button
-
https://youtu.be/H5NqIsnyTG8
-
An old timey sort of song begins to play as the ringtone. and after five or so seconds, Emily picks up

With a voice sounding like a cats purr...a very upset cat at least she asks "Who the hell is this, no one's supposed to have this number, Sooo...unless you're mom with a new number, who the hell are you"

"Ah, Machine spirit" I say cheerfully "I'll give you my real name later but..."

"Ah you're that one hero who broke in and stole our shit aren't you?" She laughs, giggling like a mad little girl as I hear screaming and alarms in the back ground of her phone "So what are you doing with this number, hmm?"

"Well you see" I say calmly, trying to not let my voice crack from nervousness "I was...well I'm going to try and help you get away from"

"AH GODAMMIT, YOU SHIT! I TOLD YOU NOT TO PRESS THAT BUTTON DAMMIT!" She yells, as I hear the hero call's tune behind me "Now I'm gonna actually have to work for it...so you were saying"

"The old man will explain" I sigh, grabbing my costume, and pushing it over my clothes, feeling it grow over me as I stare at the phone and sigh


"Alright lets do this"

Alright, lets do this

the world vanishes into a cloud of dark black and purple smoke. And suddenly becomes filled with noise, alarms, screaming, crying. the smell of smoke and wet marble.

something's falling towards me
roll 1d20+agility or control

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1107440
ah shit

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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1107440

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1107440

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1107440
and here. we. go

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1107440
ouch

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>>1107460
>>1107463
>>1107469
>>1107470
>>1107478
>These rolls

Sooo what do we do when emily turns us into a toaster?

14+3= 17= success!
-
On instinct, I phase. My body turns into a vaguely me shaped cloud of purple smoke, streams of data and bits. that something that was falling towards me was a pipe, it falls through my head, carrying around in a tilted arc. Someone swung it, and I can see who it was as the smoke in front of me clears, blowing and twisting in on itself to vanish into nothing...unnaturally of course.

Eyes glowing as brightly as active ultra, and just as purple. Blond hair tied into two twin tails by two silver bands, and a set of colorful headphones. the bands are radar, expensive stuff, probably connected to her headphones wirelessly somehow. She's wearing a black coat with purple lights swirling on it, a shirt made to look like a straight jacket. Pants that cover her bright purple boots. and a mask...a re-breather with a fang filled smile carved into it.

She also has pink, fingerless gloves covering up her hands.

the smoke flows around her, as the water from the sprinkler system falls around her.

Her eyes narrow, still glowing as she recongnizes me...possibly from the news?

"Hey" She says tilting her head "I know you...don't I?"

What do I do?
[] try and act heroic
[] talk to her like I would anyone else
[] just try to laser her 1d100
[] CLONE RUSH 1d20+cont
[]ask her how she knows me
[] Use Emi's sword against her 1d100
[] Ask her what she did here
[]write in

>>1107582
use our powers to turn ourselves into a transforming toaster robot with a heat ray.

...now that I'm thinking about it this is going to be a very interesting battle seeing how both of use can kind of give reality the middle finger.

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>1107582
Toast her.

>>1107591
>[] talk to her like I would anyone else
>[]ask her how she knows me
>[] Use Emi's sword against her 1d100

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>1107591
>[] just try to laser her 1d100
then
>[] talk to her like I would anyone else

this is how you people right?

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>1107591
>[] talk to her like I would anyone else
>[]ask her how she knows me
>[] Use Emi's sword against her 1d100

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1107591
>[] CLONE RUSH 1d20+cont
>[]ask her how she knows me

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>1107591
[] try and act heroic
[] talk to her like I would anyone else
[] Use Emi's sword against her 1d100

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>>1107611
This is what I get for rolling a 20

>>1107591
>[]write in
Could try and talk and act heroically for the security cameras and stuff while we use machine empathy to talk to her personally through her head phones.

Get some important introductions and info across from the get go that way.

>>1107611
Reroll, reroll NOW

>>1107639
well since the d20 roll is in the minority I think it means we'll still pass with a good d100 roll but something silly will happen during it.

>>1107652
Silly? Failing a d100 is a major fuck up, no offence intended. This will be a hard hit from someone with the power of a GOD at her fingertips, unless we stop it here. Now is when we build momentum and get the fight under our control, because we won't have another opportunity.

>>1107666
The 1 was from a d20

>>1107666
he rolled a d20 not a d100. he was the only one that rolled a d20.

>>1107666
Well, the d20 roll was for doing a clone rush. We aren't necessarily being attacked.

We could have just faceplanted or embarrassed ourselves in some way.

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>1107591
>>[] talk to her like I would anyone else
>>[]ask her how she knows me
>>[] Use Emi's sword against her 1d100

>>1107680
>>1107686
>>1107687

Sorry about that, my paranoia got the better of me and I didn't look as close as I should have.

"Oh hello" I say as I turn solid again and unphase, looking at her through the visor of my skull shaped mask, the readings on it flying past my eyes.

Most of them are warning me of a dangerously high level of ultra in the area, and all of those ones stay up to point her out. A warning flashes for a second about the smoke, before the rebreather in my own mask activates.

"Hi" She says tilting her head, as I see Moriarty behind her, pressing a pistol to some poor old man's head, the girl, who I can only assume is emily leans closer to me, not saying another word

"Guess we're going to have to fight then" I say, my voice turning mechanicle because of my mask "But I have to ask first, how exactly do you know me?"

"Oh machine spirit, I like the tv, like watching it" She says like she's talking to a kid "Also like comics and you made quite the stir in both, so I was kind of hoping I could attract ya for some...fun"

Her eyes widen, as she moves her hands trying to be sneaky. I drop my hand to the side and grab Emi's sword as it falls out of my side, from an opening in my costume. I turn it on, the red laser blade firing out of it as I move to defend myself

"AH!" Emily yelps pulling her hand away as she stumbles away from me, her costume smoking where I cut her

I enter a defensive stance as she looks at her bare skin, with a worried look in her eyes, as the cut lights up with purple light, as her ultra heavy purple blood "turns on".

"Wait" I say looking down, as I notice my costume has...has vanished? no its just invisible, what did she just do to me

"AAAAAAAH!" She screams as she turns back to me "Come on, I've been practicing that, I just wanted to see what you like under that big coat, and you're wearing something under it!? WHY?!"

"Wonderland, what are you doing?" Moriarty sighs through his ancient gas mask "Stop messing around and crush her already"

"Shut up, I wanna see her tits first" She says calmly as I realize this is one of the people mom told me to stay away from "Now hold still, and don't try to cut me again got it"

What do I do?
[] tell her that's illegal
[] Hit her again 1d100
[] Plasma, PLASMA 1d100
[] ask her why, actually confused
[] Question how she did that
[] CLONE RUSH 1d20+cont
[] FLEE! 1d20+agility
[]smack her with the "Pommel" 1d20+str
[]Tell her she's going to fix that, right now
[] activate the smoke feature on the sword, and attack while she's distracted 1d100
[] write in

>>1107666
the d20 was the critfail
not any of the d100s

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>1107728
>[] tell her that's illegal
>[] Hit her again 1d100

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>1107728
>[] ask her why, actually confused
>[]Tell her she's going to fix that, right now
>[] activate the smoke feature on the sword, and attack while she's distracted 1d100

>>1107728
>[] ask her why, actually confused

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>1107728
>[] tell her that's illegal
>[] ask her why, actually confused
>[] Question how she did that
>[] activate the smoke feature on the sword, and attack while she's distracted 1d100

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>1107728
>[] ask her why, actually confused
>[]Tell her she's going to fix that, right now
>[] activate the smoke feature on the sword, and attack while she's distracted 1d100

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>1107728
>[] activate the smoke feature on the sword, and attack while she's distracted 1d100
>Hack into her headphones so she cant find us through our speach

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>1107728
>[] ask her why, actually confused
>[] activate the smoke feature on the sword, and attack while she's distracted 1d100
>[] write in
also bring out some of the metal in our body that we got stored for building crap to make a second set of armor and giving our body a cyborg appearance. As in no naughty bits showing, just smooth hard metal... and might as well make some of our limbs are mechanical as well just to make it a little less silly looking... or just make yourself look full robot, Eve's personal preference really.

>>1107752
Seconding

"EVE RUN" Emi screams in my head as I frown and tilt my head, the gears in my head turning as I try to figure out why she would want to see my naked.

"Why do you want to do that?" I ask as she giggles and stops walking towards, all of the smoke flowing behind her with the sound of rushing wind, forming a heart behind her back

"So innocent, its kinda cute" She says chuckling as she tilts her head to the side and laughs "Well I want to see your body, cause I think it'd be funny, and I just want to, now hold still so I can expose you to the world and get some material for later"

"GODAMMIT WONDERLAND!" Moriarty yells furiously, keeping his finger away from his pistol's trigger, but I don't think that's helping the poor teller

"Ah" I say, pressing two buttons on the side of Emi's sword as she keeps telling me to run, basically chanting it in my head now

"Yes, Ah" She says calmly as her eyes the cut on her shoulder stops glowing and...and she's healed

I swallow, and focus on her as smoke pours out from the bottom of the hilt, spewing out and quickly filling up the room.

"Awww she's scared" emily giggles as I step out of the way of her first lunge, she closes her arms like she's going to hug me "Come her and AH!"

I swing the blade down her back as she stands up to turn. Moriarty gasps as Emily slumps over for a second, and then begins to laugh. She turns to me, the only thing I can see of her face through the black smoke is her teeth and glowing purple eyes.

"Oh, I'm gonna have fun with you" She says, threateningly.

She snaps her fingers, the air waving around her as a song starts to play from nothing
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lb5bjh6pEY
-

"NOW FLOOR IS LAVA!" She yells, raising her foot up into the air

What do I do?
[] run outside, so she doesn't wreck this place
[] cut her again 1d100
[] CLONE RUSH 1d20+cont
[] Use my head to best/ hold her back 1d20+int
[] Mess with her headphones 1d20+cont
[] TACKLE HER 1d20+Str
[] Quick draw my laser rifle, and shoot her hair bands 1d100
[] write in

>>1107869
>[] TACKLE HER 1d20+Str
ABSORB!!!

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1107869
>[] Mess with her headphones 1d20+cont

Play one of the classics, as loud as humanly possible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrOemQaEJGU&list=RDGMEMJQXQAmqrnmK1SEjY_rKBGAVMNrOemQaEJGU

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1107877
>>1107869
fugg

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>1107869
>Make her touch her the floor

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1107869
>[] TACKLE HER 1d20+Str

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1107869
>[] Mess with her headphones 1d20+cont

>>1107881
I feel like an asshole now.

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>>1107881
>>1107884
>>1107886

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>>1107886

REROLLLLLLL

>>1107898
Was meant for
>>1107884

>>1107893
Should we try redoing the set? We're either going to burn ourselves or get groped on live tv at this rate, and I don't like either of those options.

>>1107906
We're still missing a fifth roll on it, we might still make it with a simple reroll.

still say we should use the metal in our body to look cybernetic or robot like to at least deny her of that little victory.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1107906
Yeah, that's the best option. Neither option is good. Maybe not the second one.

SO
reroll
[] YEAH 1 d20
[] FUCK YEAH 5 d20
[] Naaaaah....nah

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1107869
>[] Mess with her headphones 1d20+cont
watch as I roll a 20 only to have it mean nothing since all the rolls are low anyways... or just fall flat on my face

Rolled 3, 19, 6, 10, 3 = 41 (5d20)

>>1107931
>[] FUCK YEAH 5 d20

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1107931
>[] FUCK YEAH 5 d20

>>1107925
Maybe once we all escape Eve will question Emily about "things". But for now, we must not get a face full of lava, or get tricked into putting on a show.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1107931
>[] FUCK YEAH 5 d20

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1107939
>>1107931
Oops. got a little excited

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1107931
>[] FUCK YEAH 5 d20

Dice gods, I beg of you, let us win please!

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>>1107951
FUCK YEAHHHHH!!!
>>1107956
YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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>>1107956
THE REVERSAL!!

>>1107951
I suppose it can be argeud that this one doesn't count, since you have already rolled.

>>1107967
Doesn't matter with that 20!

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Rolled 3, 13, 10, 4, 13 = 43 (5d20)

>>1107931
>[] FUCK YEAH 5 d20
LETS DO THIS

>>1107974
It looked to me like yours was the fifth roll, but I misread one of the other ones anyway.

>>1107931
Does the 20 count?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvRZxn7e3hc
20+3=23= CRITSUCCESS
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I reach towards her as she gets ready to stomp her foot. My veins glow purple as she narrows her eyes, a faint purple glow surrounding her foot for just a second as she begins to lower it. Moving in slow motion, must be the adrenaline. I don't mind it and just focus on changing up the wires in her headphones, messing with the volume control and cutting off the song she's listening to to replace it with a nice, loud static screech.

Her eyes widen as she steps down on the golden trimmed marble tiles, which instantly melt down, turning red hot as it flows towards me, stops and turns as she continues stomping, clawing at her headphones and screaming, whining as she tries to turn down the volume as Moriarty groans and sighs

"Just stay calm, no reason to panic" He says dully as she continues creating more destruction just trying to get them off.

She manages to rip them off, melting them down instantly as her eyes burn even brighter than before, the ball of liquid metal floating over her hand as she turns to me and frowns

"Do you have idea how much those cost?!" She yells, as she throws it like a baseball

What do I do?
[] dodge 1d20+agility
[] try to absorb it 1d20+control
[] CUT IT IN HALF 1d100
[] Blast it out of the air 1d100
[] attack her now,while she's distracted 1d100
[] make the speakers here do the same thing
[] turn on all the sprinklers so this place doesn't burn 1d20+control
[] teleport behind her, and kick her in the bum 1d100
[] write in

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1108038
>[] make the speakers here do the same thing
>[] turn on all the sprinklers so this place doesn't burn 1d20+contro

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1108038
>[] try to absorb it 1d20+control
>[] make the speakers here do the same thing

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1108038
>[] try to absorb it 1d20+control
>Make something

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>1108038
>[] teleport behind her, and kick her in the bum 1d100
>[] make the speakers here do the same thing

>*whisper* I'll make you a MUCH better pair later

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>1108038
>[] teleport behind her, and kick her in the bum 1d100

Rolled 8, 9 = 17 (2d20)

>>1108038
>[] dodge 1d20+agility
>[] turn on all the sprinklers so this place doesn't burn 1d20+control

>Do you have any idea how much those cost
not really, I tend to build all my own stuff.

>>1108079
We only roll multiple dice if Headmaster tells us to. Otherwise, one roll counts for both actions

>>1108038
>"It waas your idea to throw them in to lava."

>>1108093
>We only roll multiple dice if Headmaster tells us to.
Multiple rolls of the same die are only for multiple people, in theory you could write-in something that uses them.

I don't move as the ball of metal liquid flies at me, instead I just raise up my hand, flicking my wrist as I turn the sprinklers on full blast, removing most of the restrictions keeping them from spewing out as much water as they can. Their metal tops fall off, launching to the ground and bouncing off the tiles as streams of water flow down from the ceiling, filling the bank with steam as it lands on the pits of lava and cools it down.

I close my eyes, expecting burning pain as I get ready to absorb the ball of molten metal and

"Why didn't it hurt?" Emi asks what I'm thinking as I Stare at the metal vanishing into my chest as Emily walks away from me to moriarty, humming to herself

"Hey morty, do we have the cash yet?" She asks boredly as he nods "Need to know if we still need to fight in here"

"Got the codes right here" He says holding up a small plastic card "But by all means keep playing just don't..."

"What? Have real fun? not going to do anything to her, she's too cute to just do that to, and I'm not some kind of monster Morty, you know that" She chuckles, as she vanishes in a puff of bright purple smoke

"She's teleporting, I know that's obvious but get ready for her eve...or we could just run from this crazy pervert!"

"I love those black streaks in you hair by the way" She says, now standing right in front of me, pushing her chest against mine as she leans in FAR too close to be polite

roll 1d20+agility or control
"

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1108154
control

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1108154

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1108154
Here we go again

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>1108038

You know what? We kind of owe it Moriarty to give precious Emily a dose of what an ultra fight can really be.

We've got clones, we've got tech, and we have currently got the ability to teleport as well as phase.

Could we just start making clones and teleporting + phasing them to have them attack from dozens of impossible angles? Throw in some tech attacks too?

I submit the following as a suitable soundtrack -- if we decide to get serious that is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abDg6kuUscM

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1108154

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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1108154
Stranger danger!

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1108154

Ooor we could just be screwed.

Agi

She vanishes and is replaced with a dark cloud of purples and blacks, and then she's in front of me with her back turned to me. She glances over her shoulder, bending backwards to look at me. She makes a weird snarling noise through her mask as she flips onto her hands, cartwheeling before teleporting. She appears in front of me, both her legs getting ready to kick my head. I teleport again, quicker this time, ending up next to one of the streams of water, feeling the coolness rushing to my feet, and the heat of the steam rushing up around me as Emily catches herself on her hands and stands back up.

She sighs, cracking her neck as her body turns into more bright purple smoke, and teleports, reappearing in a full sprint before she vanishes and reappears a second later.

She's picking up momentum. Clever girl.

"...That's a trick I have to use some time" Emi cackles as I draw her blade by pressing down the button, entering a traditional stance as I stare down the girl who could do practically anything.

What do I do?
[] Strike her when she stops 1d100
[] Make a wall of clones 1d20+cont
[] Attack her with a clone army, attacking in perfect synch 1d100
[] Just rush her in clones 1d20+cont
[] Use the bow function of the sword 1d100
[] turn off the lights, to distract her
[] flee outside and make her chase after me
[] shoot the code out of Moriarty's hand
[] Tease her about calling Moriarty, morty
[] write in


What d

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>1108263
>[] Attack her with a clone army, attacking in perfect sync 1d100
>[] Tease her about calling Moriarty, morty

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>1108263
>[] shoot the code out of Moriarty's hand
>[] Use the bow function of the sword 1d100
>[] Attack her with a clone army, attacking in perfect synch 1d100

Also meant to put a 1d100 on the last option before write in

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>1108263
>[] Tease her about calling Moriarty, morty
>[] Attack her with a clone army, attacking in perfect synch 1d100

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1108263
[] shoot the code out of Moriarty's hand
[] Just rush her in clones 1d20+cont

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1108263
>Make the banks intercom play some rock/metal music

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>1108290
Wait change this to this
>[] shoot the code out of Moriarty's hand
>[] Attack her with a clone army, attacking in perfect synch 1d100

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>1108306
Damn it mess it up

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>1108263

>>[] Attack her with a clone army, attacking in perfect synch 1d100

I split myself into two, then four, then eight for good measure, and run forward with seven of my bodies, as the "main me" crouches down, pulling my laser rifle out of my chest as the other seven run as close as they can together forming a living wall as I take aim at Moriarty, as he walks towards the door that has to lead to the vault deeper in the building.

Emily gasp in surprise, and because the air just got force out of her lungs as she ran into two of me. I take aim as she gets back up onto her feet and swings her clubs, I teleport around her in a random pattern, attacking her all at once in perfect synch, not actually trying to hurt her, but more distract her. But I if my knuckles are aching as much as they are, then it must be doing something. She struggles to hit just one of me, but my teleporting and phasing make it hard for her to hit anything besides glancing blows with her pipe. She stops swinging for a moment, and stands still. I take the chance to take aim as Moriarty quickly walks over to the door and opens it, trying to hurry away.

All it takes is a single pull of the trigger to destroy the card. Silence falls as he turns to face me, his gas mask's lenses seeming to glow for a moment.

"I wonder" Emily says, grabbing one of my faces by the hand, smiling wickedly even a Iay more punches and kicks into her back "I wonder if I do this...if the rest of you will feel it, HMMMMmmmm?"

I feel an...odd feeling, one of my bodies breaking apart in an instance and...and turning into electricity! I feel the shocking, burning pain and bite my tongue as a static scream creeps up my throat

roll 1d20+end

>>1108364
Let's absorb her.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1108364

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1108364

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1108364

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1108364

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1108364

>>1108377

That seems like tempting fate.

16+3= 19= success
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I scream, my voice distoring into a static mess, my mask distoriting it further into a loud, painful to hear shriek. I stumble forward, struggling to understand just what I'm feeling, the six other extra me's freezing up and clutching their heads just like I am. Barely able to think straight, I glance up as Emily looks back over her should and frowns.

"What are you waiting for morty?" She asks casually as the old man sighs and holds up the half a card, no doubt glaring at me under his mask

the feeling passes, but I still feeling the electric burn in my veins and bones.

"She ruined the codes" He says, chuckling through his masks filter "You're going to have to open the door for me"

"You think I'm going to let you get away with that?" I ask angrily as I stand up hearing Emi sigh in the back of my head

Emily turns back around, grinning widely as her eyes glow brighter than usual

"Oh, I was about to say" She says turning back around "You're still up after that? I'll just have to fix that, won't I?"

"I suggest we run" Emi says in my mind

What do I do?
[] Use my clones to distract her, and pepper her with lasers 1d100
[]tackle her with my six clones and try to hold her down 1d20+str
[] FLEE
[]Tackle her legs with my clones, then hit her with my laser katana 1d100
[] Just attack her with my clones 1d100
[] Ask her if she wants to see something cool
[]Shoot Moriarty 1d100
[] Show off my machine empathy and boast
[] Message moriarty, asking when part 2 is coming
[] write in

>>1108462
That's why we should do it.

>>1108477
>[] Ask her if she wants to see something cool
Hey kid, wana see a body?

>>1108477
>[] Ask her if she wants to see something cool

>>1108477
>[] Ask her if she wants to see something cool
Aroo?

>>1108480

Just wanted to make sure you knew that it was . . . potentially catastrophic.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1108477
>[]tackle her with my six clones and try to hold her down 1d20+str
>[] Ask her if she wants to see something cool


>Next you'll say: You know, I know you're playing me, and I do

>>1108494
Well, at the very least it'l be interesting. Also, we could actually steal her powers if we wanted too at that point before spitting her out. Teach her a lesson in humility. Also it would neutralize a serious threat while boosting us.

>>1108518
Well, technically we're trying to help her escape her psycho bitch mom right now. And stealing your friends god powers is kind of a dick move. Fucking about with them while she's inside of you on the other hand...

>>1108526
she's not a friend yet, and so far she's just been kinda rapey. Eve will still try to be friends just, a bit of humility seems in order.

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>>1108498
Are we about to pull a Joseph Joestar

>>1108526
Dick move or not, she is capable of literally disintegrating people and more. That is too much power to just leave in the hands of a honestly rather stupid teen.

>>1108541
Man I hope so, Battle Tendency has been a blast so far.


>>1108539
Eh, stealing powers like that makes me a little uncomfortable personally. But if that's what people want to do, I won't complain.

>>1108554
Well, an alternative would be absorbing and rewriting their minds. But that is objectively more horrifying and, well, Moriarty.

>>1108584
Holy fuck no, that's way worse and then we'd have Morty attacking us, which would be annoying and horrible.

>>1108588
>Inb4 we absorb the perverted tendencies and this becomes a mind rape quest

She takes a step towards me, her boots breaking the cooled lava under them into dust and gravel that picks up on its own and flows around her ankles like saturn's rings.

"Really, no shame in running when she can turn people into a bunch of lights like she's smoking a cigarrette" Emi says, sounding terrified as her voice echos around in my head.

I don't move an inch in any of my bodies as I watch her continue to walk up to me

"So I have to ask, is your power like Fairy army or one man legion?" She asks calmly "Is one of you the main you or....does it not matter, not that I'm gonna test it just curious"

"Uh?" I say shrugging since I don't know the answer "I have no clue to be perfectly honest"

"EVE JUST FUCKING RUN"

"Ah, well still, no point in not asking, now I'm gonna turn that costume of yours into something...cuter. Your clothes to" She says clapping her hands together as she pulls her mask down revealing a grin nearly as wide as the smile on it

"NOOoooow, MACHINE SPIRIT" She says throwing her arms out as Ultra gas flows past her teeth, the inside of her mouth glowing brightly as she shuts her mouth, and I see her teeth, all stained purple "LETS PLAAaaaaaaaay!"

Is...is she that filled with ultra?

"Is that fucking ultra gas!" Emi scream making my head ache

"WAIT" I shout holding my hand out, stopping her as she runs towards me "want to see something cool?"

"Wonderland, no" Moriarty sighs heavily

"Well, I know I'll regret it" She giggles as she crosses her arms "But it really doesn't matter does it? with what I can do? just show me, I'm curious, after all"

What do I do?
[] shoot her 1d100
[] try to quickly make a freezing ray 1d20+int
[] Teleport away
[] spit out Emi
[] Teleport, and grab chrome and show it off
[] try to absorb her 1d20+cont *terrible idea btw*
[] run away
[] Smack her on the back of the head, with all my clones 1d20+Str
[]Rush her with Emi's sword 1d100
[] drain all the power from the building 1d20+cont
[] Call Cyra
[] write in

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1108630
>[] try to absorb her 1d20+cont *terrible idea btw*
Kek

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1108630
>[] try to absorb her 1d20+cont *terrible idea btw*

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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1108630
[] try to absorb her 1d20+cont *terrible idea btw*
LETS GO

>>1108667
Believe in yourself. If you can't, just believe in the me that believes in you.

I think this might be one of those situations that requires a nat 20, still voted for it anyway.

We need another d20 for luck

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1108675
Damn you for using the greatest argument invented by man. FUCK IT, I'M IN. Let's just eat 「The World Over Heaven」 and see what happens.

>[] try to absorb her 1d20+cont *terrible idea btw*

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1108630
>[] try to absorb her 1d20+cont *terrible idea btw*
Either way, we did what we had to do in some way.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1108630
>[] drain all the power from the building 1d20+cont
man I do not have a good feeling about trying to absorb her right now

>>1108705
Not you, we established earlier your luck is shit.

>>1108712
My luck is what the plot demands it to be, or so I'm told.

>>1108630
>>1108647
>>1108661
>>1108670
>>1108705
>>1108707


. . . Looks like it's about time to hit the old dusty trail

My vote is:
>[] drain all the power from the building 1d20+cont

>>1108729
Roll motherfucker, roll.

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>>1108630
>[̧̡̥͙̱̦̼͑́̾̌͌͡]̠̮̜͓̟̥́̊̾̔̎̒̂͌͝ ṭ̶̛̙͇̯̺͈̺͎̤̑̀̄͐̕͞͠ͅr̨̦̱͉̟̥͎̘̓̑͆̄̾̉ẙ̷̨̭̦̪̯̲̲͚̬͚́̉̽̈́̏͝͡ t͚̯̟̯̠̥̻̆̓̓̓͋͛̃̈́ǫ̵͍͕͎̟̘̩͗̅̾̐̔ ä̶̧̲̹̖̣̲́͌͒͑̿͋͘̕b̶̺̹̺̱͈͖̲̩̑̊͋͜͡͡͠͞ș̡̹̭̤̂̇̏̔̊̑̕͜ͅỡ͖͔̗̱̝̖̜͚̓̑̄̍͜͠r̴̰̣̻̱̭̗̖̠̳͛̄͗͋̿̅̕b̶̭̤͙̙͔̟̰̆͒͊͊͆̈͡ ḩ̧͖͙͔̱̻͋̿̂͋͑͝e̴͎̜͊̉̈́̽̑̌̈́͢͜ͅr̵̢̛̝̟͉̖̥̽͒̊̂͌̄̆͗͘ 1̛̻̻̱͇̮͖̲̖̪̒͒̃̚͘͝͠͠ḍ͈̮͎̙̫̖͛̐͆̏͆̕̕̕͜2̢̥̭͈͈̊̍́̽̈̆̒̕͠0͈̦͖͓͈̭̞͓͊̋́̆̅̈́͝ͅ+̷̢̡̭̙̮͈͕͈͇̌͊͌̄͆͢c̶̪̝̥̲̤͖̀̄̾́̅͗͝ò̸̡̡̪̼͚͇̥̈́̾̓́̈̊̇̐͘ͅn̡̝̹̟̲̟͎̞̮͇̿̓̂̓̿̍̎̕ṱ̴̙̻̟͈̞̘͕̰͛̎̾̋̚͢͡ *̡̩̱̦̞̖̲̩̈͋̄̃̈͗̎̅͑͟ͅt̢̹͖̫̖͓̃͋̀̿͂̂̆̈̓́e̷̻̜̝̥͌́͑͛̋̀͟͠r̷͔̪̮̬̞̠̤͙̺̿̈́̐͗͒̒̕̕͠r̷̡̛̩̣̙̪̉͑̆͂͢͝ḯ̭͉̬͍͚͐͊͋̇̚͜͡͝b̮̝̺̳̫̰̟̥̀̽̽̀͗ͅl͍̮̞͚̫͎͕̳̒̊̋̀͝e̶͎͕̩̘̭̝̗͂͂̍͌͌͛̌̕ i̛̩̙̰̮͇͛̋̋̇̊͊d͍̪̤̲̗͙̹̈́̿̌̓̌̔̊͘̚͢ȩ̶̢̛̯̩̜̭̠̾͌̈́̊̈̉͊͢ą̶͙̬͉̿̾̌̈̐̚͢͟͡͝ b̵̧̢̖̠̲͔̗͑͆͒̈́̽̏̊̕ţ̛̞͙͈͎̗̱̭̤͆̐̆̿̂͜w̨̭̞͍̪̍͌̏̿͊͘*̷̨͇̣͙̣̥̟͌̅̒̓͊́̚͜ͅͅ

17+3= 20= failure
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She doesn't move an inch, and I smile. Just as I was hoping, now I just need to act before she does something else
"Don't be dumb eve, you're the smartest person I know, DON'T BE DUMB" Emi yells in my head as I clap my hands together and smile innocently.

I'm not, I'm just taking a risk. And with that thought I rush her from all the sides with a body, be it spare or my "Main" one. She doesn't move as all seven of my bodies slam into her and turn liquid, covering her as her eyes go wide and she smiles a curious and slightly excited smile.

She doesn't resist as I flow over and start to reform, making her a part of me as I splash over her, and pull her inside of me to my center.

"Oh" He voice says, echoing in my head as I feel every part of me ripple "So that's what you're trying to do....neat power, don't think I've seen ANYONE with it before but...OH"

"Eh?" Emi gasps as she gets pulled out of me, while I slide off Emily like oil "Whaaa?"

"She doesn't have any pants" Emily giggle, looking at Emi as she grabs my face "What a naughty girl you are, keeping someone like that inside of you"

I stare up at her, static buzzing from my mouth as she grins and giggles

I'm scared, I want to go home.

"Now what am I going to do with you?" she asks, leaning closer to me

What do I do?
[] Phase away 1d20+cont
[] Look at Moriarty, and hope he's a nicer man than I think
[] tell her I'm here to help her
[] Try and convince her I wasn't trying to hurt her, and most people like being inside of me
[] Tell her she really doesn't want to make my friends/ family mad
[]...if I took my shirt off would you show mercy?
[] PLASMA THE FLOOR 1d100 *dangerous*
[] Ask how she was able to do that, a little upset and annoyed
[] write in

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>1108793
>[] PLASMA THE FLOOR 1d100 *dangerous*
GAS GAS GAS

>>1108798
Hahahhahah oh wow. We have a second reroll, right?

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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1108798
>[] Phase away 1d20+cont
>>1108798
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1108793
>[] Phase away 1d20+cont
>[] Try and convince her I wasn't trying to hurt her, and most people like being inside of me
>[] Ask how she was able to do that, a little upset and annoyed
>Try to reabsorb Emi

And this is what happens when we can't afford to go full throttle.

>>1108798
God fucking dammit, WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING. Reroll if we can please

>>1108793
>[] Try and convince her I wasn't trying to hurt her, and most people like being inside of me

Why do we have so little invested in control anyway? Its probably our most used stat.

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>>1108793
Well shit this going south fast
>[] Phase away 1d20+cont

>>1108808
adding this to
>>1108806
Also REROLLLL

We have one more reroll, right?

>>1108839
>>1108805
check the sheet

>>1108840
Isn't destiny used for rerolling?

>>1108840
Don't we have luck AND destiny?

>>1108840
Oh for fucks sake. Is this worth burning destiny?

>>1108852
Yes.

I'm ok with burning 1 destiny in order to not fuck up horribly, in case that need to be said.

I smile and begin to phase away, my body turning into a purple fog of smoke and dancing sparks running through it as I turn and try to run away from her to get enough time to explain myself to her. I manage to get five steps away from her before she grabs my shoulder, and I feel the unpleasant sensation of my body being forced back into its natural state without my consent, feeling coming back to me in a rolling wave, like it was being squeezed out of a tube. it feels cold and rough...and also kind of painful.

I glance over my shoulder at her, as I see her smiling widely.


"Suuuup" She says flatly, her eyes literally sparkling as I open my mouth, and static fills the air again

"He..hey I wasn't try hurting you" I say, weakly as she tilts her head and smirks "I mean I've never hurt anyone I've assimilated and most of them like being in me, isn't that right emi"

"Grrrrn" She groans, yawning as she tries to get up, slipping on the wet, flooded floor "Aw...fuck"

she sits back up and rubs her head

"I wasn't trying to hurt you I swear, I was just trying to have you inside me" I say meekly as her eyes light up

"Oh then maybe I should repay the favor?" She says as her eyes burn like a lightbulb rights before it bursts from being overloaded "Hmm...I think you'd be cute at six inches don't you?"

"EMILY" Moriarty shouts "Stop"

"What, I was joking about the first part" She groans as she looks back at Moriarty "and isn't she the enemy"

"Nein, I hired her to help me get you away from your mother" He says coldly and sternly as she frowns and her eyes fall as she turns to me and chuckles

"Huh, so that's why she called me, guess I should've listened" She cackles, still keeping her hand on my back, it feels like she has a gun to the back of my head, or an EMP in her hand "Still...she's kind of cute"

"No, you can't shrink her and keep her as a pet" Moriarty sighs as Emily frowns and sighs

"Just for a day" She says sarcastically, grinning widely as Emi finally manages to stand up, trying to cover up her pantless bottom "also nice ass"

"Shut up" My friend says, blushing furiously

"No" Emily giggles happily as she rubs my back "so you're supposed to help me right?"

What do I do?
[] nod
[] Get curious about what being six inches would be like
[] Try to make her feel guilty
[] Yes, but I need to make it look good for the cameras
[] say "YES I am trying to stop you from being force to be a villain" As loudly and bluntly as I can
[] Tell her that Moriarty threatened me
[] only if you stop bullying me and emi
[] Well, I said I would try
[] You gave greatly lowered my chance of doing it, but yes, I could
[] If you can do this, why are you scared of your mother...it seems illogical
[] write in


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1 destiny spent
Shrinking Stopped, for now

>>1108895
>[] If you can do this, why are you scared of your mother...it seems illogical

>>1108895
>[] nod
>[] Get curious about what being six inches would be like

>>1108895
>[] only if you stop bullying me and emi
>[] Try to make her feel guilty
>Reabsorb Emi
>[] say "YES I am trying to stop you from being force to be a villain" As loudly and bluntly as I can
>[] If you can do this, why are you scared of your mother...it seems illogical


Fucking hell, this is going about as well as can be expected I guess. Let's just get everyone inside the Eve-train and fuck off before anything else goes wrong.

>>1108895
[] nod
[] If you can do this, why are you scared of your mother...it seems illogical
[] Try to make her feel guilty
[] only if you stop bullying me and emi

>>1108895

>"I wasn't trying to hurt you I swear, I was just trying to have you inside me" I say meekly as her eyes light up
>"Oh then maybe I should repay the favor?" She says as her eyes burn like a lightbulb rights before it bursts from being overloaded "Hmm...I think you'd be cute at six inches don't you?"

>ANY of the things this could be implying.

I think I'd rather be a toaster at this point. Bring on the bagels.

>>1108895
>[] nod

"Well, you did creep me out, threaten me and not in the usual way and also basically tortured me" I say angrily, nodding once "Not to mention you are robbing a bank right now, but yes I can help you but I just don't understand one thing"

I turn around to look into her ultra filled eyes, as their light dims as she keep staring at me, like she's trying to decide if she wants to turn me small or not

"Why are you scared of your mother when your power is such?" I ask as she freezes up, all the confidence she had melting away as she shrinks back, her eyes turning watery as she runs a hand down her hair

"She hurt you didn't she?" Emi asks sadly as she tries to touch her,but Moriarty steps in her way

"in more than one way" He says angrily "Emily had the purest ultra ever found pumped inside of her....it had a chance of killing her"

Emily says nothing, just staring at the ground, seeming like a different girl.

"Also hurt like a bitch" She says, scratching her wrists,where I see a round scar on each of them "But...I can't do anything to her"

"How, there aren't enough nullifiers in the world to"Emi begins before emily shovers her hand in her face

"shut up and let me talk" She says holding up her ring finger, where a small inactive nullifies sits "she makes the damn things, she keeps the best ones private, Now be quite panties or I'm shoving you back inside the ....elf?"

"Oh like that's a threat" Emi says angrily as emily glances back at her and shuts her up

"Do you think I meant that way?" Emily cackles maliciously as I tilt my head, wondering what she means "Anyways, Machine spirit, get this damn thing off of me? I'll be your friend if ya"

"Only if you stop bullying me and emi" I say calmly as she glances at Emi, who stares at me trying not to giggle

"Deal, sorry I was a bitch emi" Emily says dully "Not much of a people's person to be honest, lets just put this all behind us, wanna be friends?"

"Sure" Emi says, reluctantly shaking her hand

"It sure is refreshing seeing someone so innocent, maybe not pure hearted, but certainly innocent" Moriarty says taking his mask off and fumbling around his jacket for a cigarette

"Now spirity" Emily says sweetly "Be a dear, and get...this...fucking...thing OFF OF ME!"

She sounds more desperate than mad

I wince as I notice the five needles sticking into her flesh and bone from the ring's inner side
what do I do
[] Take it off Roll 1d20+cont or int
[] refuse to
[]Tell her to be honest about it
[]Ask her how she could make me small if normal human bodies can't exist at that size
[]Ask if she's usually this mean
[] ask if she could show me her powers a bit more before I do it
[] write in

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1108994
>[] Take it off Roll 1d20+cont or int
>[]Tell her to be honest about it

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1108994
>[]Ask if she's usually this mean
>Please promise you'll be nicer in in the future at least, please?
>Reabsorb Emi
>[] Take it off Roll 1d20+cont or int

Int please. control has been weird this thread to say the least.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1108994
>[] Take it off Roll 1d20+cont or int
>[]Tell her to be honest about it
>[]Ask if she's usually this mean

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1108994
>[] Take it off Roll 1d20+int
GAS GAS GAS THE JEWISH MOTHERS

>>1108994
>[] Take it off Roll 1d20+cont or int

Int

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1109039
>>1108994

forgot to roll

"Also, sorry if I was a bit mean just now" She says leaning closer to me, a bit too closer...but judging from her expression I don't think she's doing it on purpose "But I was a little on edge and thought you were going to drag me off in changes"

I blink and stare at her as she giggles and smiles a bit wider

"Also its hard to control myself around cuties like you" She says leaning closer on purpose this time

"Hey, don't even try it" Emi says angrily, glaring at her "I'm not sure she even has feelings like that"

"Hey I can try can't I" Emily sighs as Moriarty walks off, smoking as he wades through the flooded, now empty bank

"NO, I won't let you lay a hand on her" Emi says crossing her arm, her legs shaking either from the cold or fear she's hiding "she doesn't need to know about that crap yet"

"Always time to learn" Emily says teasingly as she turns back to me, as Emi glares daggers at the back of her head "So, can you get this off, spirity
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18+8= 26 =success!
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"Well let me see your hand, and I can tell you if I can" I say, as she holds it out, I grab it and hold her finger out, looking under the ring at the pale skin its piercing...yep it isn't sealed against the skin like a normal nullifier. Its harder to remove in the normal fashion or hack it but it does have one serious flaw, that I learned from the books and files in Emily's private and very well defended room "Hmmmm"

"Can you? I'll be very upset if you're wasting my time" She says, sounding like her mother for a single sentence

"You could" I say letting go of her wrist "don't even need me to do it"

"What?" Emi, emily and Moriarty gasp as my costume reappears

"Yeah...don't you know? Citric acid deactivates nullifers when they're fully submerged in them, it doesn't come into play with most of them, since they make a seal that grips them to the flesh of the wearer" I say, stuffing my hands into my labcoats pockets as I lean forward and grin under my mask "But casual ones, the ones you can buy in most stores, don't, as they usually are just used on minor exposures. Your mother might be clever, but even genius make mistakes"

they all stare at me, like I just had to remind them a blindingly simple math equation.

"What? She made it harder to remove in the normal, ways, but the fail safe is still there" I say happily smiling as tears fill emily's eyes as she grins devilishly "However, it would sting, as it'll need to soak long enough to reach the ends of the needles"

Emily's trying to hug me

what do I do
[] let her
[] stop her
[] continue explaining how it doesn't need to be strong citric acid, even orange juice is enough given enough time
[] hide behind emi
[]leave, quickly
[] write in

>>1109076
>[] let her
>[] continue explaining how it doesn't need to be strong citric acid, even orange juice is enough given enough time

I wonder if Emily is going to go kill her mom now? Would it be bad to want to watch while Moriarty comments on it like a sporting event?

>>1109076
>[] let her
>[] continue explaining how it doesn't need to be strong citric acid, even orange juice is enough given enough time

>>1109076
>[] let her
>[] continue explaining how it doesn't need to be strong citric acid, even orange juice is enough

anyone else?

>>1109076
>[] let her
>[] continue explaining how it doesn't need to be strong citric acid, even orange juice is enough given enough time

Well no reason to stop her, even if Emi is covering her mouth with her hands like she just saw a bomb go off. I mean, sure I can't reliably phase away from her, but I don't think she's going to hurt me. I mean she might, now or later. But she looks like she could use a hug, and by my calculations one would help a bit. But my calculations also give me a 90% chance of being shrunk to under a foot tall the second she touches me. I tilt my head and smile as she wraps her hands around my waists, shuddering as she cries tears of joy. 10% is enough for me anyways, even if it isn't much of a chance, its enough chance for me to try.

"Thank you" She says simply "Sorry for erasing your earlier"

"Its fine, people have done worse to my spars before" I say flatly as Emi sighs

"Just don't touch her anywhere weird okay?" She asks as she keeps her eyes on me

"And don't think I'd help you if you did" Moriarty chuckles as I giggle and raise my hand as emily continues squeezing me like her favorite stuffed animal.

She seems very thankful someone besides her bodyguard actually wanted to help her.

"Also, it doesn't even need to be strong citric acid, Even ogrange juic is enough " I say happily holding up a finger as Emily laughs and Emi sighs in disbelief "given enough time of course"

"...and here I thought these things could only be taken off with a special key or code, but fucking orange juice could do it?' Emi says, sounding offended

"Ah, that's fucking hilariou" Emily cackles as she turns back to Moriarty and smirks "Is that how you killed an ultra with orange juice, huh Morty?"

"Nope, drowned them in it" He says calmly "that was a weird day"

"Yes, like I said, the nullfier must be fully submerged" I say nodding as I take my mask off to get some fresh air on my face "for how long is determined by its strength and"

There's a massive crash behind me, I turn to see a buss with the top torn off, and a very familiar dog girl standing ontop of it, wrapped in bandages and a coat to large for her.

She's looking rather furious, even madder than usual since I can see her face...but it may be because Chemi cal is treating her like a puppy and is waving a treat in her face

"HEY BITCH" She screams loudly pointing at me "YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING DIE HERE"

"Awww, don't be so mean, do I need to give you more training?" Chemi says cheerfullya s she hugs revenant's head into her chest

"WOW, is my life an anime now or something" Emily cackles maliciously "Oh this day just gets better and better. Now I have a dog girl to play with? Thaaaank you god"

"SHE'S MINE" Chemi hisses as a black figure emerges alongside the buss

and we'll end here today
I've archived
and will answer questions

>>1109155
Thanks for running HM. Good thread, sorry I had to miss out on large parts of it.

>>1109167
it's fine

>>1109155
Great thread as always HM, thanks for running. Though, with an ending like that, I'm REALLY looking forward to the next one.

>Now I have a dog girl to play with? Thaaaank you god"


>"SHE'S MINE"


Ahaha ahahahahah HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH... *laughter fades into the distance*

>>1109155
Well this is certainly the beginning of a very weird friendship.

Emi will have her work cut out for her to protect Eve from the grabby reality warper.

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>>1109155
Things got intense for a minute in this quest but it was still fun.
Thanks for running HM

>>1109155
Thanks for running HM
I hope they are going to censor Eve explaining how to disarm nullifiers in the ComicBooks

>>1109190
Who she is terrified of, but willing to stand up to keep Eve safe and unmolested, literally

>>1109198
the nullifiers police and prisoners use seal themselves to the skin, and even if they didn't its kind of hard to find enough OJ to submerge a belt/ collar sized nullifier, which are often much more bulkier than they have to be

>>1109195
thank you dio sama

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1109207
Thank you for the thread. May the dice not fuck you as hard as they did us.

>>1109248
I hope so to, thanks

>>1109207
Did anyone come to our headquarters while we were away? Is Sam any closer to finding us?

>>1109269
Yep
Yep

>>1109277
I have a important plot related question: Is dog girl for sexual?

>>1109287
Yes, for Chemi and emily
and cuddling for chemi

>>1109287
Yes, but Eve isn't.

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>>1109292
That's the state bird of flavor town.

>>1109301
Yes, eve certainly isn't for sexual

>>1109277
Was it Mimi? I'm sure she's probably upset we didn't invite her where the fun is.

>>1109311
It might be, find out next thread

>>1109310
Not even for the express purpose of procreation?

>>1109318
Chimeras are for fight, not for fug

>>1109317
So what does Emily and morty think of us after the bank heist?

>>1109337
Moriarty: Has balls for fighting a reality warperthat close
Emily: Cute

>>1109334
>Implying
But anyway, what exactly does Emily think of Eve?

>>1109344
Besides her being cute
Weird. Eve always has something off about her, since she's artificial.

Here's a question. If we went with a different hero what would have been Eve's powers and what would she be like?