>>1094911
>Use the Garganta and casually waltz into Soul Society
It's not like we're invading, heck we could even ask nicely to speak with them.

>>1094911
>Go to the living world and use more ''regular'' means of transportation (Urahara)
Let's be polite

>>1094911
>>Go to the living world and use more ''regular'' means of transportation (Urahara)

>>1094911
>>Go to the living world and use more ''regular'' means of transportation (Urahara)

>Writing

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After giving it much thought you decided that it'd probably be a bad idea to simply appear out of thin air right in the middle of Soul Society.
So rather than doing that you pried open the Garganta in order to enter the Living World instead.
The walk through the abyss went like it usually does and soon enough you found yourself standing above Karakura Town.
Breathing deep from the air makes you cough a little since there aren't many reishi particles in the air.
After adjusting to the atmosphere you began walking through the air above the city.

It doesn't take too long for you to find the Urahara Shop but you wish that it did.
For some reason this place never sat with you right, even more so now that you figured out just how humongous of an asshole Kisuke is.
But at least now you have the opportunity to shove your boot up his ass should he give you any trouble.

However as you amuse yourself with that thought you notice something odd as you step onto the premises you feel something odd.
The first thing you see are the two children who are usually around Hat-and-clogs, for some reason.

''H-hey Ururu...
What's wrong?"
The red haired boy waves his hand before the girl who just stares blankly.

"Intruder detected.
Entering combat mode."
She lets go of the broom in her hand and with surprising speed she launches herself at you.

While her sudden burst of speed and her flying spin-kick surprises you a little it's nothing too impressive and you quickly react to it.
As you stretch out your arm and her leg stops as if it struck a wall of concrete her dull, almost lifeless eyes show a surprising amount of confusion.
Knocking her leg aside you move your hand a bit more forward until Ururus head is in touching distance.
With a singular flick on her forehead you manage to knock the little girl out and then move in to snatch her from the air.

The boy after seeing this starts visibly shaking and muttering.
''U-ururu...
H-hey! WAKE UP YOU IDIOT!"

You look down at the boy and drop her on him.
"Tell your boss that Kaizar Soize came to see him.
And that if this happens again he can spend the rest of his day scraping his artificial guard dog off the walls...''

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>>1094922
This is what it would end up like

>>1094964
Ururu, no!

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The boy stands before you mortified.
With the lad frozen in place you sigh and move past him.
Once near the door you consider breaking it open but just as you start winding up your leg it slides open with a familiar sight appearing before you.

Shihoin Yoruichi, clad in only her undergarments, with a mug in her hand that you can only guess to contain coffee.
She takes a sip out of it and greets you.
"Hey...
What brings you here, Kaizar?"
But as she looks past you she sees the girl and the boy.
"And you'd better hope the kids weren't injured."

"They'll be fine.
But you might want to convince the head asshole to uninstall her murder mode.
Because as it stands it's more like a self destruct sequence...
Speaking of which, is the manager here? I got some business with him."

She gives you an annoyed and then turns her head around.
"KISUKE! STOP HIDING UNDER THE BAD AND GET YOUR ASS HERE!"
Then she turns her attention back to you.
"Come on in, he'll be here in a minute."

Following her you take off your boots and enter the place.
She shows you to the low table where you sit down on one of the pillows.
"Coffee?"
She asks.

"Yes, please.
With one sugar and milk."

Within moments she brings you a spare mug full of steaming, black goodness.
Taking a sip of it fills you with that delightful and bitter aroma you haven't tasted in a while.
"Thank you."

"Don't take it the wrong way.
I just made an entire pot and didn't want to throw it all out."

Savoring the flavors you took your time drinking the liquid and as such you didn't even finish half of it before Urahara actually showed up.
"My, oh my!
If it isn't Krieger-kun!
You've grown a lot since the last time I saw you!"

"Cut the shit Urahara.
I'm not in the mood since your little doll went for my jugular the moment I showed up."

He tips his hat for you.
"You'll have to forgive me for that.
I had that thing installed in her that automatically triggers whenever a hollow with unusual reiryoku shows up.
It's just a shame that you have exactly one like that.''

Already feeling your blood pressure rising from his smugness you down the rest of your coffee.
From the corner of your eyes you catch a glimpse of Tessai cowering behind one of the walls, observing you with a worried expression.
''Speaking of which...''
You speak up as you set down your mug.
''What's the deal with her?
She artificial or modified?''

''Does it matter?''

''Yeah...
I'll decide how far I'll shove my feet up your ass depending on your answer.''

He pulls his hat over his eye.
''She's human... Mostly anyway.
Sadly her entire family died in a car crash.
Ururu was the only survivor, real messy. But even her injuries were severe.
If I left her a slow and painful death would have awaited her if the doctors did everything right.
I could only save her by installing some replacements.
And before you even ask, the Slaughter Mode was her idea. You see, she's quite meek and doesn't like fighting.
But even so she wanted to help..."

You stare at the table intently as his story got you thinking.
In the meantime Uraharas voice becomes a bit more high pitched and cheerful.

"But in any case!
What brings you to my humble shop?"

>Tell him straight up what you want
>Kick his ass anyway, he deserves it
>''And what's your story? No bullshit this time!''
>Other? (write-in)

Steal his hat?

>>1095011
>Steal his hat?
>Kick his ass anyway, he deserves it
Specifically, for dumping a brainwashed teenager into the middle of Hueco Mundo. Seriously what the fuck hat and clogs?

>>1095011
>''And what's your story? No bullshit this time!''
we got coffee and i want stories

>>1095011
"So, you and the crazy cat woman...you actually live together? Are you married?"

>>1095011
>>''And what's your story? No bullshit this time!''
Steal his hat

>Writing

Also, roll 3d10 for speed.
First 3 considered.
DC 16, Crit 21

Rolled 6, 4, 10 = 20 (3d10)

>>1095047

Rolled 4, 8, 9 = 21 (3d10)

>>1095047

Rolled 4, 9, 7 = 20 (3d10)

>>1095047
welp

>tfw every Bleach quest hates on the hat

>>1095048
>>1095050
>>1095055

Look at this 20's. even DiceGods hate hats

>>1095060
Even in Aizen quest?

You raise your mug and start shaking it.
''TESSAI!
CAN I HAVE SOME MORE COFFEE PLEASE?!''
You shout to him.

Nervously he shuffled towards you, avoiding eye contact while desperately trying to avoid eye contact.
It seems that he knew that you knew that he was hiding there all along like a coward.
He took your mug and went to the kitchen to get more coffee for you.

''Thanks.''
You take your coffee from him and start sipping it slowly.
''So uh... what's the deal with you and Crazy Catlady over here?
Are you two fucking or what?''
At this Yoruichi spits her coffee out while Urahara and Tessai try to do their best ''Three wise monkeys'' act but coming up one short.
''And like... do you do her while she's a cat? If so, that's fucked up...''

Yoruichi begins fuming at that and clenches her fist.
''Kaizarrrrr!''

''Oh... okay I get it.
You're a carpet eater. Sorry for not figuring it out sooner.''
Sipping your coffee you try to hide your grin as you turn your attention to Urahara.
''So... that leaves you and the body builder, tanned and balding Freddy Mercury...
It's cool, I'm not judging. But tell me, do you enjoy taking that monster or is it your kink to do a large and hairy man?''

While Tessai and Urahara are obviously more than flustered and Yoruichi is blinded by rage you move swiftly and snatch the hat right off of Uraharas head.
By the time he realizes that something is missing you are already sitting right where you were but a moment ago.
He touches his head and realizes what just happened.

''W-what?
Y-Yoruichi-san... D-did you see that?''

For a moment she snaps out of her mind consuming rage and blinks a few times.
''N-no...''

Then Urahara looks at you.
''What are you even doing with that?!
You already had a hat!''

You lift up the hat you just snatched, revealing your regular hat.
''Still do.''
With them sufficiently schooled you sip from your coffee.
''Okay, enough silliness... And I apologize.
I'm actually curious about what's your story Kisuke.
I feel like you avoided the matter very well up until now.''

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He walked up to the table and sat down before you.
Now that you can get a nice close look of his face he doesn't look nearly as date-rapey as before.
Maybe you should mention to him that the hat makes him look too silly...
Nah

But as you think about that he starts speaking.
''There is not much to say.
In fact you can probably piece it together...
I used to be a captain of the Gotei 13. 12th division.
And I'm also the founder of the Shinigami Research and Development Institute.
As a matter of fact, you've already met my former lieutenant. Sarugaki Hiyori.
Thanks for making the visoreds mad at me by the way...''

''No problem Hat-and-Clogs, any day!''

He sighs.
''In any case...
I grew up at Yoruichi-sans family mansion.''

''Same here!''
Tessai raises his hand.

''Quite.
We used to be childhood friends...''

Yoruichi looks at him.
''What? Not anymore?
Jackass!''

''Please, Yoruichi... Let me continue.
I'll skip most of the fluff but suffice to say I had a successful life...
Until I encountered a certain someone.''

''Why am I not surprised?''

''Aizens interference gets very predictable after a while, doesn't it?
But what you might not guess is that this was the incident where Hiyori and the others got their hollow powers.
One of his pet projects...
To make a long story slightly shorter I managed to save their lives but they were still exiled and Aizen managed to frame me for what happened to them.
I was exiled shortly afterwards.''

You begin pondering as Kisuke finishes.
''I don't get it...
If they exiled you then why did they keep purchasing supplies from you?
Call me crazy but if I'd exile someone I'd not keep making deals with them, let alone purchasing weapons and armaments from them.''

''Oh, they ignored me for a long time.
But even the backwards people of Central 46 soon realized that I was too helpful to not use.''
He begins twirling a teaspoon between his fingers.
''Anyway that's pretty much it.
But I trust it you didn't come here just to hear this...''

You ponder on what he said.
In the end he's also just someone who got shafted by Aizen.
However that still doesn't excuse some of the stuff he did. Like deceiving others.

>I need to get in Soul Society again
>But if you are so smart why didn't you cure the visoreds?
>And why all the plotting and scheming?
>Other? (write-in)

>>1095170
>>I need to get in Soul Society again

>>1095170
>And why all the plotting and scheming?

>>1095170
>I need to get in Soul Society again
>And why all the plotting and scheming?

>>1095170
>>1095179
To clarify, why did he insist on pushing the boy's development? Even if you don't trust me, I don't see how you could rely on the boy to fight me unless I went mustache twirling evil.

>>1095170
>if your able to why not cure the visrods?
>and the plotting/scheming?

>>1095170
>>But if you are so smart why didn't you cure the visoreds?

>>1095170
>But if you are so smart why didn't you cure the visoreds?
>And why all the plotting and scheming?

That's 2 for visoreds and 2 for going straight to Soul Society.
I'll just say that visoreds win.

>writing

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''You're right...
But while we are on track I have a few things on my mind right now.
And I think you are just the man I need to get them sorted out...''

Urahara sighs.
''Shoot.''

''I'm... unsettled by your actions up until now.
All those plans, all that deception... I wonder for what purpose you did all that.''
You turn your mug around and watch the ripples in your coffee.
''Especially Ichigo. You went through a lot of trouble just to improve him.
If I had to bet I'd have said he was to be your instrument of vengeance against Aizen.''
You take a sip.
''But that theory can be thrown right out since you didn't stop after his death.
So I have to ask... what did you hope to do with him?''

Yoruichi slams down at the table.
''Kaizar... Is there a point to this?''

But Kisuke raises his hand at her.
''Please Yoruichi-san.
There is no need to stop him. I want to see where this goes.''

You resume.
''Again if I had to guess his purpose remained largely the same.
A failsafe, a last resort. But against a different target.''
You finish your coffee.
''What I don't get is why...
I know what he is but even with that I'd say he doesn't have a snowballs chance in Hell against me...
Furthermore I don't even get why you assume I'm a bad guy. Last time I checked I haven't twirled my nonexistent mustache in forever.''

You notice Urahara tightening his grip on his cane to the point where you can see the veins on his hand.
''I pride myself on being ''always prepared''.
I always come with contingency plans for at least a thousand possible scenarios.''
He points at you.
''That includes you.
Unless I can rule out the possibility that you attack us completely I'll be prepared for you.
And even IF I can I'll still make a few plans ''Just in case''.
THAT is the key to survival. And if you don't get it, you are simply not fit for it...''
He loosens his grip on his cane.
''As for Kurosaki-kun.
He might be a piece of work, impulsive, foolish, stupid but...
You have no idea what kind of potential he has.
And just so you know... he's not exclusively meant for you.
No. There are things you couldn't even begin to imagine, lurking in the shadows, just waiting for a chance to kill us all.
Don't overestimate yourself Kaizar Soize!''

You look at him in dead silence.
Realizing the full weight of what he just said you keep staring at him.

''Okay jeez, no need to be a dick about it Kisuke...''

He lets out a goofy smile.
''Oh forgive me!
I just get so passionate about things like that!
But please do tell me if you are satisfied! I love nothing more than entertaining unwanted guests!''

''Okay, okay.
I just have one more thing that I want to ask.
If you are so smart then how come you didn't cure the visoreds yet?''

>>1095268
>he just admitted too us we should be preparing

''It's not for a lack of trying I'll tell you that.
I tried reverting what Aizen did to them. Maybe then Central 46 would have revoked their verdict.
But unfortunately nothing I did worked. I was lucky that I could stabilize them, Aizen didn't exactly keep the well being of his test subjects in mind.
Their zanpakutos were altered at a fundamental level and not even I could do anything about that.
So they are stuck here, in exile.''

Yoruichi pats Kisuke on the back who looks genuinely saddened by this.
''It's not your fault.
You saved them!''

''No, I stabilized them.
Big difference.''

>Tell Urahara that you can do it
>Don't reveal the Hogyoku to him and ask for a ride.
>Other? (write-in)

>>1095283
>Don't reveal the Hogyoku to him and ask for a ride.

>>1095283
>>Don't reveal the Hogyoku to him and ask for a ride.

>>1095283
>Don't reveal the Hogyoku to him and ask for a ride.

What kind of a chump bitch is urahara that he can't cure someone with a magical wish-granting rock? Granted, it was only half as powerful when he tried it, but still

>>1095283
>>Don't reveal the Hogyoku to him and ask for a ride.

>>1095283
>You did good Urahana, now get me to the SS

>>1095296
The other half caused them to change?

>>1095300
Just expose them to the half that you have for a longer period of time, it'll work eventually (probably)

>>1095283
"Oh, and just to show that I'm not a completely ungrateful bastard, it might interest you to know that there's a rather capable Shinigami that somehow got stuck in Hueco Mundo a while ago. I'd let him out myself, but he seems to dislike me for some reason."

>>1095296
Technically he didn't know that the plotrock could do that.
He thought that it only broke the boundary between shinigami and hollow since that's what he made it for

Also

>writing

''She's right you know.''
You speak up.
''You gave it all you got.
If that's what it amounts to then there is no shame in it.''

''Well I'll be...
I never thought I'd see the day when a hollow would offer me solace.''

You wave him off.
''Maybe now you'll finally see that I'm not like Aizen.
I mean I only killed the guy for fucks sake!
But anyway if you are in the mood to help a shinigami I can give you a tip.
There is a guy in Hueco Mundo, running around like a chicken with his head cut off.
He's kinda stuck there and needs some help getting back.''

''Really?
Interesting...
Maybe I'll look into it.''

''Good.
And in turn maybe you could help me out.''

''And here it is.''

''It's actually something very simple.
I want a way into Soul Society.''

He pauses for a moment.
''Now why would you need that?
Last time I checked you already have one yourself.''

''Yeah, I do.
However I think it'd freak the shinigami out if the Garganta suddenly popped open and I casually walked out of it.
At least this way they can have the illusion of security.''

''Okay... Let's say that I'm considering your request.
Why do you want to go to Soul Society in the first place.''

''Because I have business with the shinigami.
And I think it'd be better for friendly relations that they don't immediately assume I'm invading them.
So... can you do that? Open up that portal we used previously?''

He puts his hand on his chin.
''Very well. I'll open the Senkaimon for you.
Mostly because I want to see where this goes.
But I warn you, you'll be thrown into the Dangai again.''

You shrug.
''We managed last time.
And now I won't have the dead weights attached to me.''

Yoruichi scoffs at that.
''Keep in mind that MY load of dead weights included you.''

After Tessai finished packing the plates and the mugs Urahara began leading you downstairs to the underground training chamber.
There with the help of Tessai he summoned the Senkaimon for you.

''Okay Kaizar, whenever you are ready!
Also this time you'll pop out right in the middle of the Seireitei, so don't be surprised when people surround you.''

You nod and walk through the portal.

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''ALERT ALL UNITS!
ALERT ALL UNITS!
UNAUTHORIZED SENKAIMON ACTIVATION!
I REPEAT, UNAUTHORIZED SENKAIMON ACTIVATION!''

The shinigami all look at each other with a mixture of panic and confusion.
All of them look at Lieutenant Kira Izuru for guidance.
''Are you serious?
Now?!''
He looks at his fellows and starts giving orders.
''Alright everyone! Shinigami, surround the gate! Don't let anyone get through!
Kido Corps, start your incantations and prep both hado and bakudo spells!
Move it! Move it!''

In no time everyone gets in position with swords drawn and Kido ready.
The tension is palpable as they stare at the glowing Senkaimon intently.
And just as the shinigami start going crazy you walk out of the portal.

As you look around you see the shinigami whose trigger fingers are more than itchy.
Casually you raise your hand up and welcome them.
''Hey fellas.
How's it going?
You know this large sweeper thing is a huge pain in the ass to get past.''

They all look at each other in confusion until Kira takes point.
''What are you doing here Arrancar?!
Explain yourself!''

''First off, tell me who you are.
Then I'll answer your question.''

''Kira Izuru, Lieutenant of the 3rd Division!''

''Well Kira Izuru, I came to have a talk with a certain someone.
So if you could go and fetch someone important, like a Captain that'd be great.''

''The nerve! Just who do you think you are hollow?!''

You start leaking reiryoku around and you see the stone crack under your feet and the shinigami losing the will to fight.
''The one who could wipe out every single one of you here!
So you'd better do as I say while I'm still willing to play nice and wait here patiently!''

Seeing his courage leaving him Kira takes off in search for a proper Captain to deal with you.
And only several minutes later does he return.

Upon entering the premises Toshiros eyes go wide in shock.
''This can't be fucking real!''

''Careful boy, might want to cut back on the swearing before an adult comes with a bar of soap.
Anyway, what's up?''

''Don't what's up with me!
What in the hell are you doing here?!''

You scratch the back of your neck.
''I... came to meet someone...
There is this Captain. Huge asshole, wears glasses and has brown hair.''

''Captain Asato...''

''Yeah... his third seat or someone along that number.''

''So you are telling me you just dropped by for a visit?''

''Yes! That's exactly what I'm saying!
Is it that hard to believe?!''

''Well you just crashed through the Senkaimon illegally!
I think we are in the right for being nervous!''

''You should aőpreciate the fact that I went through the trouble of coming through the front door.
If I so pleased I could have kicked down the wall that is space itself and came through that way.
Now can you handle that or not?!''

''This is not going to go like that at all!
First we'll confiscate your weapons, then you'll be taken into custody where one of the senior captains will decide whether we should even consider this!''

>In your dreams! Now take me there or I'll go on my own
>How about a compromise? Set up a place where we can do both at once
>Fine, I'll comply just to show I don't want any trouble
>Other? (write-in)

>>1095589
can we open our coat and have a metric shit ton of weapons fall out?

>>1095589
>how about we compromise?

We're wayyyy too cheeky lol

>>1095593
You have just 1 and the Hogyoku.
Also Captain Wiggles might be there.

But that's about it

>>1095589
>>How about a compromise? Set up a place where we can do both at once

>>1095589
>I'd give you my weapons, but sadly these guns aren't detachable
>FLEX POWERFULLY

>>1095597
>we probably have captain wiggles with us
nice.

>>1095589
>>How about a compromise? Set up a place where we can do both at once

>>1095589
>How about a compromise? Set up a place where we can do both at once
"Would you hand over a part of your soul into my safekeeping, were our positions reversed and I were sworn to kill you?"

>>1095597
Can we rip our arms off n throw them too him?

>>1095620
Yes, yes you can

>>1095589
Backing >>1095594 which is myself but us starting too rip our arms off infront of them to throw it at them.

>>1095589
>>1095620
this, all of this

>>1095634
... that doesn't seem physically possible.

>>1095619
Backing
You know the only shinigami i would consider handing our weapon off to would be, Unahana Or ikkaku

>>1095675

>Unohana
Nigga you crazy

Also

>Writing

>>1095665
We have a mouth.

>>1095683
Then that's biting, not ripping. Also, I don't think it's a good plan and nobody present will find it funny.

>>1095705
we will, and that is enough

>>1095705
I also don't think we should rip our arms off
Though I do, obviously, support flexing at him to show off our guns

>>1095705
It was to fuck woth them. We're the fear eater

>>1095705
>tear our own arm off and shout about being "disarmed"
>wandering member of the 11th in the background starts laughing like a hyena

>>1095732
Does that make me apart of squad 12?

>>1095776
11 fuck me. I hate phone posting

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''If you truly believe I'll give you my weapon then you are a bigger fool than I thought Toshiro...
But I'll humor you.''

Without giving the shinigami a chance to react to what you are doing.
Swiftly you draw Basilisco and before they could scream ''He reached for his sword'' you extend your left arm and give it a good whack.
That singular strike alone was enough to sever pretty much your entire forearm.
Some shinigami begin swearing, others lose their lunch, all of them scared and confused.

After sheathing Basilisco you reach down to your arm and after picking it up you toss it to Hitsugaya.
''There. I disarmed myself.
Good enough for you?''
From way behind the front lines you hear someones muffled laughs.

But the captain is not unfazed by your display.
His disbelief is apparent but he soon collects himself.
''F-fair enough...
Please follow me.''

You shake your head.
''No.
Either this whole thing happens in one room with both the seniors and the third seat or it doesn't happen at all.''

He looks at you and lets out a weary sigh.
''I'll... see what I can do...''

''Good.
Then lead the way.''

As he's leading you through the Seireitei Toshiro is calling a lot of different people in order to arrange for your meeting.
After finishing his last call with his lieutenant he sighs and looks at you.
''You are a pain in my ass Kaizar...
Seriously, why did you even show up?''

Looking around you see that almost nobody is in your vicinity.
Then again if there were others Toshiro might not have addressed you so directly.
''I have to talk with her...''

''You mean your wife...''

''I-''
But you pause, unable to respond properly.
''Yes...
Thanks Hitsugaya.''

''Don't thank me.
If it was up to me I wouldn't have lifted a finger...
But it was you who healed Momo, so I owe you this much.''

''Speaking of which. How's she?''

''Her physical therapy is going well.
The doctors say she can probably walk in about six months.
And in a year she can do it without a crutch. Her rate of recovery is astounding.
She's really giving it her all...''
Then he freezes before a large door.
''And here we are... The 13th Division barracks...''

''What can I expect in there?''

''Your wife, her son... And the captain.''

''Who is he? Do I know him?''

''No. But I wouldn't worry too much about it.
He volunteered for this and he's one of the most reasonable captains out there.
You got lucky with him.''
He opens up the door for you and you nervously step through.
''Good luck.''

And I'm affraid that's all I can do for today.
My eyes feel like they are made of lead.

Archive is up.
Twitter and Ask are the same as always.
And I'll do some pastebin updates at a later date.

Have a good night

>>1095851
Thanks for the run Spoopy, see ya tomorrow?

>>1095851
Thanks Spooky, And Uh... Is this gonna be Rukia's older brother?

>>1095885
Sadly no, got work to do.
But I think I can do a double next week

>>1095897
It's Captain TB. It's his division grounds

>>1095847
>''And here we are... The 13th Division barracks...''

>[desire to cure best shinigami's TB intensifies]

He's too pure for this world.

>>1095979
Oh hey, the ONE GUY EVER who might actually listen to us because holy fucking shit that man is to pure for this world

>>1096274
>Ukitake stops byakuya from killing ganju in canon
>We stopped byakuya instead
He saw.
He almost definitely saw.
And he almost definitely saw the rest of what we did to byakuya. He was probably tailing us for a while.

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On a different note, what do you reckon our kid will have, powerset wise? Dante had shit from his parents, so its likely our kid will have something of a mix of ours and harribels powers.

I reckon that kid will be able to produce einherjar in much larger quantities than us, and manipulate it at a distance. His quicksilver-tier technique could either be a freakin tidal wave of einherjar that tear apart spirit matter, or churning out a massive fog akin to our second release but upscaled.
Exposure to the hogyoku might have him develop different, stranger abilities though. Much how dante has a superior regeneration thanks to us.

>>1096708
>Implying she won't basically be monster girl Godzilla complete with Einherjahr fission Cero-breath

>>1096016
>>1096274
>>1096374

Huh.... I haven't realised introducing Captain Lung-cancer would get such a positive reaction.

In any case I think you'll enjoy what'll happen here

>>1098075
Captain White hair is a pure man who honestly didnt do much wrong. Same with his drinking buddy.

WHEN WE FIGHT KENPACHI?

>>1098166
>Did not do much wrong
>*Cough Quincy genocide Cough*

>>1098166
>*cough* giving Ichigo his badge *cough*

Also
>Kenpachi

I'll provide you with an opportunity next session

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>>1098169
>the war against the Quincy was wrong
You don't seriously think this?

>>1098169
>Killing the Quincy was an issue and shouldn't have been good.

I bet you think Mao was great for china too?

>>1098176
>but did he design and make it?

Fuck even if we don't figh Kenpachi, he'll want tok or fuck might come fight in our arena. The interactions alone will be great.

>>1098177
>>1098186

a War where ten year olds and younger regularly died? just saying he is one of the Demonic duo for a reason

>>1098194
We all die sometimes mate, fuck we are the reason Alex is a hollow so..ya

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>>1098194
>stopping a fucked up weird sorta-god being from consuming all the energy from hollows and even his own people by killing his worshipers so he can't enact his plan to do some fuckass shit to all of reality and then some

>being remotely bad

You know if I knew there was an evil fuckwit trying to make quintuple-super-cancer who employed child soldiers who thought he was legit the best thing ever and could not be swayed away from murdering in his name I wouldn't lose sleep over killing those children.

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QUINCY DID NOTHING WRONG

>>1098211
So doing pretty much the same thing as the soul king?

>>1098194
Quincy jesus did turn into a shoggoth at the very end. So you could argue that the quincy worshipped an eldrich god.

But with that said, it's a stretch to say the shinigami commited genocide since they left a few quincies alive.
I think it was more like a holy war or a crusade.


Even so, Ukitake is a devious little fuck who can hide his darker nature much better than anyone in Bleach.
Hell even his drinking buddy Shunsui, who might be the most chill guy in the Seireitei is an ice cold mother fucker who took down Starrk without hesitation

>>1098219
>took down Starrk without hesitation
I am still butthurt about that.

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>>1098216
>dude is keeping all of creation in order and killing him would blow up everything

>other dude is trying to blow up everything intentionally so he can make his utopia

Other than the fact that the Soul King has been keeping reality chugging for only he knows how long and apparently gave up almost all of his power and ability to do pretty much anything I might agree with you. Because who knows what the fuck that torso is really thinking. But I much prefer the guy who is acting as a sort of recycling device instead of the guy trying to melt me out of existence, you dig?

>>1098238
His limbs are his avatars much like Hao.
God got bored and mutilated himself to live with man.

>>1098219
Spooks. Speakin of quincy,when them extra stories?

>>1098250
Extra stories?
Do you mean omakes or something else?

>>1098252
Yeah. Tha kaizer the quincy one

>>1098260
Nigga please...
I did it already. Check the previous thread

All 4 are there

>>1098238
>My nose itches.
>I wonder whether my left hand and right hand ever hang out.
>They should at least tell each other what they're doing.
>I could kick myself for sacrificing my limbs for this shit, but, you know. No feet.
>I'm running out of dismemberment jokes, send help.

>>1098264
>Fucking Ichibe *Gargle, Crunch*... Fucking curse...
>If Kyrio shows up fat again I'm going to make another ethiopian child starve so help me Me!
>I still don't know if Shutara has a dick or not...
>I wish my hands were still here so I could shave Kirinji...
>why is Oetsu the only one who gets any puss around here?! I'M GOD, ME DAMN IT!

>>1098246
>his avatars
>so he can observe the world

>they are trying to kill him

>he isn't doing anything to save himself

I think we can all agree even weird god-things have self-preservation. And plot rocks.

>>1098267
Off-topic:
So was it you who got a Christmas Halibel? How's she been treating you?

>>1098278
I got one but as far as I know Queen of Darts also got one.

I already evolved her to a six star

Hey i was looking thru the archive and thread 51 hasnt been archived yet could someone fix that

>>1098298
It is archived, I simply fucked up and forgot to add the German Hollow Quest tag

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>>1098262
Really? Thanks bruh. I was searching for the prev thread but its doesnt exist. Kinda spooky I know, i just want to make that joke

>>1098361
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/1066996/

>>1098369
Its also the first in qst archive dude. But thanks Spooks

I should improve my joke delivery

>>1098252
Well some cool ones to see would be shit like
How the human woman that let her stay with her in kurakura town is doing, Headbount guy telling warstories where kaisar features prominently, Aizens trial/execution.A day in the life of OMG

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>>1098252
Kaizar goes to hell (And aizen is there to greet him)

>>1100213
>A day in the life of OMG

>[angry fire noises]

>>1100213
I'd rather not do Ikumi as I still have some stuff in store for her.

Aizens trial and execution would be a bit boring and generic but doable.

I don't know how I should even begin with the OMG one but it's interesting enough for me to give it some thought.

And the one with Kariya sounds very cool

>>1104401
Or another interesting one would be a new arrival to Vanaheim seeing it from their eyes not just for the culture shock, but the revelation that El Salvaje is real

>>1104401
is Rukia and Strawberry gonna get married early in this and have a kid, Thus depriving Red head of his love interest? Can all 3 die horribly infront of each other and the kid having to watch?

>>1104410
That actually doesn't sound bad.
How would you like it to go? The hollow being scared shitless of Salvaje or him secretly being a huge admirer of him?

>>1104462
Things are currently heading in that direction, yes.
But if they'll have a kid then it won't be that abomination that was in canon. I'll likely make it Rukias daughter instead.

As for the second bit:
Since it's Berry boy we are talking about his chance of croaking are slim but not impossible.
And to give credit where it's due Renji and Rukia got sufficiently badass in canon by the end.

And since Renji got his ass handed to him on a regular basis he'll start getting swole sooner this time

But yeah, all 3 dying IS a possibility.
Even if it's unlikely

>>1104566
Well Then I do hope we opps them into death or eat them for some reason.

>>1104566
Maybe Renji will finally start using his sword correctly and not break it until it suits him better.
Your zapakutou has the snake on its ass for a reason you fucking retard

>>1104618
A-are you suggesting he shoved his sword up his ass?

>>1104566
That is Just it though, It has been so long in the human world the majority of newer hollows probably have only heard whispers of the deeds associated with the name at best. And besides Fear or admiration is really up to you The only knowledge we really have of vanaheim and the wider world of the quest as it stands is from Omakes, and the relations paste

>>1104637
I'm suggesting he uses flash step and drags the sword behind him.

>>1104661
That's...

Actually smart.

Huh...
Why didn't I think of that?!

>>1104675
Because
WASTED POTENTIAL

>>1104675
Even just abandoning this "maximum number of attacks" horseshit would be a step in the right direction. But no, let's just stand still and shout a lot, that's really showing 'em Renji.

>>1105065
>>1104679
To be fair I wasn't talking as Renji here.
I'm actually astonished by such a simple yet brilliant idea.

But yes, Renji is an idiot and Kubos ideas are still fucking insane.

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So I am surprized with the hollows of Vanaheim Turning to the Arts that none of them have made a statue of Kaizar yet I mean the older ones would have known him when he looked the coolest

>>1113043
Hmmm...

Tempting but I fear it might clash with Kaizars ideology.
Let's say that if there is enough demand for this I'll add it sometime in the future

>>1113653
>tfw Kaizar is constantly tearing down statues of himself yet some unknown artisan or group of artisans keep erecting them in random thoroughfares

>>1113906
>in truth Yata Just Made Regenerating Stone

>>1113653
Is that witch and horseguy still banging each other?

I want stories on their daily love, parker

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>>1114816

HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, just realized kaizar's wish on the Hogokyu "Happiness for my dear wife" Kaisar has more than one dear wife, Rike route is GO

>>1114816
I'll just add this to the metric fuckton of omakes I'll do sometime in the future

>>1115209
Anon, the vow is "Till death do us part."
They are both dead and thus no longer married.

>>1115306
Hogyokyu Does not care for the law Only intent and wording, also Kaisar himself in character is not so sure, from inner monologues at least he is pretty torn up

>>1115503
Your random capitalization confuses me.

Also give it up. Rike route is donezo. BTFO by best shark. And getting sent to Hell for any reason isn't my idea of a good time, so I'd rather get over Rike.

>>1115509
I rather specifically capitalize random words like that because it pissed my high school english teacher off to no end.
Also >Implying that we need to go to hell, for her to be happy, when that would sadden her to no end
>Implying Kubo won't happen because of a halfcocked wish on a monkey's paw

>>1115515
>Implying that we need to go to hell

Nigga are you even reading the quest? She wants to purify us. She believes it will bring us to SS because she is naive and doesn't know the horrible Nazi scumbag side of Kaizar. She will kill Kaizar and he will be sent to Hell because - surprise! - he was a fucking Nazi and did all the horrible shit that entails.

>>1115524
And a single conversation can fix that Naivety.
Also i thought that hell was only for hollows that continued to be evil bastards after becoming a hollow.
And enough of Kaizar's Power at this point is from Fruits of Idun, So should he go to hell he might be powerful enough to escape

>>1115543
>And a single conversation can fix that Naivety.

What like the one we had in front of her? That flat out told her we would go to Hell? You can't escape Hell, either, since even if you left the guardians of the place would chase you and drag you back. The closest a guy got was when he made berryboy break his chains and before he could get out, bam, more chains appeared. You don't get out of Hell.

>>1115561
I just finished re reading those threads and we never had a conversation like that in front of her, When Bic boy brought up that a sinner would go to hell instead we just laughed and never explained why

>>1115574
>guy says he is going to hell
>asks the closest authority to confirm
>he confirms

anyone of normal human intelligence would pick up that you did bad shit.

>>1115594
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/672169/#p672759

>realize guy never said he is going to hell, Realize the closest we ever came to admitting how fucked we were in life was saying "I Just wanted to be a good father"

>>1115604
>implying that actually changes the scenario

Same deal. If she wasn't retarded she would pick up on that.

>>1115610
Dude people tend to overlook shit when it comes to people they care enough about.

Also It does indeed change the scenario. Don't try to present a statement of fact as an implication.

>>1115646
>you, a doctor, and your best friend you haven't seen for a while who looks pale as fuck and like he's about to keel over are sitting in your living room watching TV

>commercial for some medicine comes on and you comment how you can cure some crazy shit nowadays

>friend asks doctor if that shit is a thing

>doctor says yes, but it would have side effects

Are you saying you wouldn't realize your friend is sick?

>>1115658
>In an argument on 4chan, assumes i have friends
jokes aside
See the part there that you are missing is the Friends response, also kaisars response in the example given could indicate either happiness OR english is not my first language, Google translate gave me the words "Dark humor" to describe the word i am thinking of,,Laughing at something that is so awful it becomes funny. but what i am getting at is, if you were her and the love of your life that you have not seen in 50 years found you again, Would you be able to tell the difference.

>>1115705
If she knows him half as well as she thinks she does, then yes I think someone's wife could tell when it's a bitter laugh. Especially German people. They kind of get really deep with black humor and that dark shit.

>>1115709
Then i genuinely don't know The conversation we are about to have with her will be the chance to find out if she has figured it out, or not she has had awhile to sit on it. the real question is her decision after that, she might decide to give up on kaizar, she might decide to follow us to ghost brazil, She might decide she wants to meet tia and move on from there, in the end we will have to wait and see.

I will say this though, I do actually want to see hell in quest, If only for the opportunity to punch hitler in the cock

>>1115729
She'll probably just want to kill him as is her duty as a shinigami at that point.

And shit, that's like saying you want to go to an erupting volcano to see obsidian forming. Also because Hell really fucks hollows up. Like really badly. Does some shit to their spirit energy and fucks with their heads.

>>1115736
Fair enough on the second one, But it was stated that one of the entire reasons she joined the shinigami was to find him

>>1115743
>"I'm a shinigami of the Gotei 13 now. That makes us enemies.
>I'll kill you not only because it's a part of my duty but because I can't stand you suffering my warrior."

>not only

Nah, she still in murdermode. Shinigami propaganda stronk.

>>1115748
Fair enough But i think we are gonna need to continue this conversation in a few hours, it is 5 in the morning where i live

That banter... Holy shit

Also
>>1115751
5 am?! God damn, what country are you from?
I'm shit with time zones

>>1115921
I live in Ontario.that conversation started at 1Am i think.

>>1115748
Also why do you think She would be in such murdermode? In all honesty we can probably sell to the shinigami that Arrancar are a different species to hollows entirely