You note that Chrysoula seems a bit annoyed at their yelling and seems to be trying to get a nap... You think on where to go.

Actions

>Head to Prague. A giant lion clad in armor could be rather important.
>...You should see if the German Kaiser will let you in his lands for a bit...
>...Invasion? Invasion. This is the perfect time!
>Head to Romania. Vampires tend to be a bit more dangerous, you think.
>...Just stay home, regardless of the arguing.
>Bring Chrysoula along?
>Bring someone else along?
>Write-In

>>1088249
>Head to Prague. A giant lion clad in armor could be rather important.

>Write-In
Grab our staff and some troops / equipment, they can hold onto our back or in the case of the equipment, be strapped to it.

>>1088279
Just saying, not telling the Kaiser your moving in with troops to help along with you will be nearly guaranteed to be thought of a hostile action.

>>1088299
Fine, fine.

>...You should see if the German Kaiser will let you in his lands for a bit...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can convince the Kaiser in a phonecall.

+3 if you can tell him why your intervening...
+2 if you can be nice to the sleeping Chrysoula. (+1 if you can think of a way to get her to sleep comfortably.)
+2 if you can apologize for the yelling in the background.
+2 if you can also mention how much gratitude he should shower you in for intervening. (+1 if you can get the draconic ego in there.)

>>1088340
"Good day Kaiser, I apologise about the noise but there's an argument that I am unable to stop happening and it is for the best they work it out.

Now onto my reason for calling you. I can't help but see you have two problems on your hands, I offer to take care of one of them; specifically the giant lion.

In return, I suppose I would accept either a large payment of money into my nation's treasury or a gold statue depicting my draconian perfection outside of some important building. We can decide which one later."


Place a blanket on her and a pillow over her ear so she can't hear them arguing as much.

Rolled 13 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>1088400

Back for now anons.

13+15=28

Minor Success!

"Good day Kaiser, I really do apologize about the noise, but there's an argument I am unable to stop happening and it's for the best that they work it out. Now, unto my reason for calling you. I can'-"

You hear a loud thud downstairs, and sigh.

"I can't help but see you have two problems on your hands. I offer to take care of one... Specifically the giant lion. In return I would accept either a large payment of money, or a glorious gold statue depicting my draconian perfection to you mortals outside of some important building. We can decide which one later... But really, both would be good."

"I'm not denying help here, but I'm not paying you to deal with an oversized lion... The German Landswehr can deal with it easily."

"Really?"

"Of course. We're Germans, and we can deal with a few undead."

He seems rather stubborn.

Actions

>...You know, I could just go over and break into the treasury to make things worse, if you won't give me the gold willingly.
>...I suppose for the sake of my son I'll help you. But that's it.
>...You have an idea... A political one. Ask if he has an unmarried son. A political union could be rather powerful with the Germans.
>Really? What can this lion do anyways?
>I can wait, you know.
>...Well, now if you want my help I want a life-sized statue of me.
>Write-In

>>1088460
>Write-In
"So, your German army can take down a literally 50 story tall lion, wearing armour and capable of having an intelligent conversation..?

While also taking down a rebellion lead by vampires and their personal army..?


This I have to see! Okay sign me up, I am coming to see your army fight and then I am either going to make you this offer again after laughing at you if they fail or I will be considering working with you Germans more."

"So, your German army can take down a literally fifty story tall lion, wearing armour and capable of having an intelligent conversation. Not to mention taking down a rebellion led by vampires and their personal army?"

You crack a rather hearty smile.

"This I have to see. Alright, sign me up. I'm going to see your army fight, and then I'm going to make you this offer again after laughing at their pathetic failure... Or actually consider working with you Germans more."

You hang up, rather eager to see this clusterfuck... In your good mood though, you decide to put a blanket on Chrysoula and a pillow over her ear... She seems much more comfortable and you give her a kiss before you leave.

Do you want to bring anything with you?

>...Two steel silos of popcorn, a few pounds of salt and a few liters of butter... Simply to enjoy watching the shitshow that this will be.
>Bring someone else along?
>Bring a personal regiment? (Choose up to three!)
>Bring Chrysoula along? She can see just how nice you are, stopping creatures from attacking places...
>...Bring your wizard staff!
>Just go! You need to see this.
>Write-in

>>1088533
>...Two steel silos of popcorn, a few pounds of salt and a few liters of butter... Simply to enjoy watching the shitshow that this will be.
>...Bring your wizard staff!

>Bring a personal regiment? (Choose up to three!)
Could you show me a list?

>>1088564
Lupis Mortem
100x Werewolves

(Great at Offense and Ambushing. Unblooded and not trained.)

First Draconic Corps
30x Half-Dragons, 5 Humans, 30 Dragonblood

(Great on offense, moderate on defense. Very loyal.)

Finnish Snipers

(Amazing at defense, moderate on offense.)

40x Finns With Snipers

Sons av Renexizius

(Mediocre at everything)

2500x Crusaders

Panzer Wehrwolf

(Great at attacking and sieging, bad at Defense)

1x Super Heavy Tank.

Swedish Yuan-Ti Lifeguards

(Amazing at Defense, terrible at Offense. Very Loyal and zealous.)

120x Yuan-Ti

By the way, anons might want to look into upgrading their personal regiments soon, as their equipment is starting to get outdated.

You order your slaves and servants to fill two steel silos and pour some butter and salt into it while you get ready to leave...

You think about bringing a personal corp, but nothing really comes to mind, and you fly away from the arguing that is in your lair...

You begin to fly to Prague, German airplanes and jets keeping a fair distance away from you.

Roll me a 1d20+4 anons.

+2 if you can regret leaving Chrysoula with the arguing wives, and how uncomfortable she must be just because of them. (If you want to, you can think about how to make it up to her.)
+2 if you can think about what they'd like enough to stop arguing. Maybe buying them something they like so they won't yell at eachother and be distracted by it?
+2 if you can think about how to deal with this lion fellow, if you'll try talking first, fighting first, etc...
+2 if you can also think of more things to sate your draconic desire for superiority in the future.

Rolled 7 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1088634
Sorry for not responding to your previous post, I was playing overwatch and needed to concentrate.


Chrysoula does't deserve to have her sleep ruined by their arguement. I mean shit most people can't sleep next to a normal conversation let alone what they were having. Clearly we need to get her some noise cancelling headphones.

The only thing they might like enough to stop arguing is currently attached to us. Besides that I suppose buying replacement perfume and all that other shit they were arguing with the other over using would at least shut them up.

Talk first, he seems interesting. Failing that kill him.

Clearly we need to pay for someone to create a film of our life so far. As clearly there is too much for one film or book and it will need to be a series.

>>1088646
It's fine. I can wait for your great write-ins and bonuses.

Allowing samefagging if you can think of your glorious draconic superiority, and how to solve your ego. Also how to make Chrysoula more comfortable.

Rolled 7 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1088674
Clearly we need to make some sort of soap or gel that makes her fur floofy as fuck. Not for any particular reason but...floof...

We should also see about helping her learn other languages so she can talk with people besides us. Another idea might be to learn how to make clothes and give her a few as a gift or something. At least it would allow us to maintain her clothes and stop them getting destroyed constantly.


Also we should clearly see about carving our face into the moon when we get into space or we could carve our face into the Urals.

Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1088634
Dis gun b gud

7+12=19

Failure!

You get to Germany, thinking about how to make Chrysoula happy...

As you get there, you arrive to the outskirts of Prague, and settle down on a hill, overlooking Prague... There seems to be the German military surrounding the city, and nothing seems to have really happened yet...

You of course, rather curious, fly overhead...

You see a huge figure, easily the lion. He seems clad in what seems to be silver armor, with somesort of longsword, and is crouched over, attempting to talk quietly to what you see to be a German officer... He definitely reminds you of a knight or someone of high importance and nobility.

The large armored lion seems

So far it seems like nothing has happened. Absolutely nothing.

Boring.

Actions

>Surprise attack!
>Taunt the cat from above.
>
>...Land beside it? Maybe you can communicate on fair grounds?
>Communicate from above in your superior domain...
>...Try to overhear what they're talking about.
>Write-In

>>1088835
>Communicate from above in your superior domain...
Oh and we should activate our acid blood to peak effectiveness.

I wonder when we should visit sun Jiang again

Be back in a while anons. If anons want to think of how to introduce yourself or anything, feel free to go ahead.

Back anons.

You fly above Prague, and try to get the attention of the large lion...

Roll me a 1d20+4 anons.

+3 if you can find a way to get his attention, either by insulting him, complimenting him, or otherwise greeting him.
+2 if you can introduce yourself, and mention how cool you happen to be.
+3 if you can try your best to be friendly.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1089138
>Excuse me giant dragon is trying to talk to you. I would like to engage in some conversation if you would be willing. Especially considering I left running my empire to come here.

I wonder how our kobold civ is doing

Rolled 12 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1089138
"Greetings giant well-armoured Lion! I am emperor of the Swedish empire, masterful romancer and generally great scientist Renexizious. You may call me Ren."

12+12=24

Minor Success!

[red]"Greetings giant well-armoured Lion! I am emperor of the Swedish empire, masterful romancer and generally great scientist Renexizious. You may call me Ren, however."[/red]

The lion looks up... It seems to be a humanoid, and confused up at you.

"Hail! I am Pragius of Czechoslovakia." He pounds his chest armor in a sort of greeting.

[red]"I see."[/red]

The two of you seem a bit uneasy... Neither one of you are really too sure what to do.

His armor seems to be that of a roman Centurion and a knight mixed into one... Iconic helm of a Centurion, with the armor of a knight... It's rather strange honestly.

Both of you also seem to speak fluent English... But his accent seems very... Knightly, so to speak.

Actions

>...So, who exactly are you, Pragius?
>Jupiter? Would you know anything about him?
>You are one large housecat, just saying.
>I am pleased to meet you! Hopefully we'll get along finely!
>I recommend you leave my soon-to-be subjects alone.
>I see you are intimidating the mortals? Would you care if I ask why?
>See if he knows Latin?
>So... Why the hell are you in Czechoslavia?
>Write-In

>>1089253
>See if he knows Latin?
>Jupiter? Would you know anything about him?
Gotta see if deadbeat god dad knows anything.

>...So, who exactly are you, Pragius?

>>1089253
>Write-In
"So a few things, first off welcome to being a world player, the gift basket will reach you some time soon.

Next, I don't know what your plans and goals are but I must ask that you don't attack my nation, any of my allies or any of my vassals.

Also, can I ask where you came from? You just seem kinda random...are you a saint or something?

Lastly, the German army is apparently going to try and fight you, I will not intervene on their side unless they ask but I doubt they will. Best of luck to you and I hope you can put on a good show as I will be watching."

Fun fact... I believe at this point your deadbeat god dad has less followers than you. Which isn't saying much, but could be a easy way to trigger him.

>>1089309
Well yea we are more or less reviving his religion.
We could probably get way more worshippers by upping our pr and then helping humanity then shilling for our religion.

I wonder if we ascend to godhood if we can do something to help fenrir

[red]"Well, first of all, welcome to being a world player. The gift basket will reach you some time soon, of course."[/red] You say in Latin. He seems to understand.

[red]So... Dad? Know anything about him?[/red]

[blue]Sort of... I think... Ah, I do in fact detect it... He's a spirit of Maahes... Well, in body so to speak... Though I do detect numerous household Celtic spirits and Roman spirits... Hm.[/blue]

[red]Erh...[/red]

[blue]If I had to guess, he's what we would call a "twisted spirit", when a soul from an old or weak god gets taken away and used for something else... For example, an "original spirit", of mine would be a large falcon or birdlike creature. So I predict this is a sort of project of numerous petty gods that most likely don't even have names."

Interesting.

[red]So he's Egyptian?[/red]

[blue]Sort of. He's mostly a mix of Celtic and Roman though.[/blue]

This is quite strange, honestly.

You return back to reality.

[red]"Next, I must say that I don't know what your plans are, but do not even think about attacking my nation, allies, or vassals... Oh, and the German Army will attempt to fight you. I will not intervene unless they ask, but I doubt they will. Best of luck to you and I hope you can put on a good show."[/red]

He seems a bit confused.

"Pardon?"

[red]"What? It's fun to watch things get destroyed."[/red]

"I see. Perhaps you could tell thy lands to me, so I do not trespass?"

He seems rather polite and respectful. How nice.

Actions

>...Ah, well, let's see... All of Europe.
>You know, I like you. So why don't we try to get along a bit?
>Dad? Technically speaking, are we related at all to him?
>Just look out for any big balls of yarn, alright?
>Oh, I wouldn't really worry about that too much.
>Western Europe, and most if not all of everything outside of Germany.
>Write-In

>>1089407
>Western Europe, and most if not all of everything outside of Germany.

>>1089407
If I may ask, how does a Celto-Roman God take the shape of a lion? They've been dead in Europe for thousands of years.

>>1089514
Because he has the body of maahes.
But his spirit is FUBAR in a sense so he also kind of isn't.

He has Maahes body but his spirit is corrupted with roman and celt shit

I'm going to take a nap for a bit anons.

[red]So, is it a god or something?[/red]

[blue]It isn't. But it is made by a deity's hand.[/blue]

Huh.

"So, stick out of Western Europe, and most if not all of everything out of Germany, understand?"

"Verily. So, why are thou here?"

"Me? Well..."

Actions

>Just watching. Mostly for the time where the Germans shoot at you and you crush them while I eat some popcorn.
>Well, I might help you... Giants have to stick together after all.
>Why don't you work with me?
>Well, we may fight. To be fair, I will see about non-lethally knocking you out rather than killing you.
>We'll fight... But I really do hope you prove entertaining to kill. More than a human, at the least.
>Write-In

>>1090656
>Why don't you work with me?
>Write-In
"For now I will mostly be spectating and will refrain from choosing a side until either party asks for aid."

Roll me a 1d20+2 to see if you can convince him.

+3 if you can claim of the great ambitions and glory he could achive with you.
+2 if you can mention why fighting the Germans might not be a very good idea.
+2 if you can mention how useful he'll be...
+1 if you can also compliment his KNIGHLTY DEMEANOR and how it could be put to work in your empire.

Rolled 20 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1090697
>We could take over the world and build an empire the likes of which have never been seen. Our names written down in history and songs dedicated to us as long as civilization stands. And it's better than getting into some fight with germany here if only because they'll be a pain and might actually injure you. Not to mention my son might be obligated to help and he's a dragon as well so I'd have to fight just so he doesn't get hurt and you'll be an instrumental piece in helping to maintain and expand my empire especially in the more arid areas. Also I have a respect for your knightly demeanor and you would be a good ally to my empire as long as a symbol as I have no doubt the people would come to respect you.

Even if he says no I hope to see an interesting fight.

>>1090724
>tfw you get a 60 story anthro-lion spirit thing completely loyal to you.
Another hero unit to add to the pile.
feelsgoodman

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>>1090731
>tfw you weren't expecting a one and don't know what to write
>tfw you were hoping for a boss fight kaiju style.
>tfw your dreams are now but memes.

Well, if anons want to throw suggestions for what this nat twenties does, go ahead. I may or may not take inspiration from that while I think on how to make this more unique than a normal success.

>>1090740
Ren just goes into a full speec about the honor and glory of our empire and how he can be part of this bright and prosperous future.
We hover in place and while this speech goes on the sun shines behind our back giving that full feel then Pragius swears fealty to us and for some fucking reason the german military cheers our name because they got caught in the hype.

(Though this might be over the top.)

"We could take over the world and build an empire the likes of which have never been seen, let alone dreamed about. Our names written down in history and songs dedicated to us as long as civilization stands. And it's better than getting into some fight with the Germans here if only because they'll be a pain and might actually injure you... Neither of us really want that. Besides, I should mention my son might be obligated to help and he's a dragon as well so I'd have to fight you, just so he doesn't get hurt. But, if you serve me, you'll be an instrumental piece in helping to maintain and expand my empire especially in the more arid and dry areas. Also, your knightly demeanor and personality would be a great benefactor to my empire as a symbol, as I have no doubt the people would come to respect you, if not love you... The honor and glory would beyond imagine!"

He seems extremely convinced, being both honored and proud of your compliments.

"Ah! I know naught of what thy empire is, but truly, it sounds majestic, ruling over most of Europe! I will gladly serve thy, dragon! In life and in death! You have my eternal word!"

He draws what seems to be a very long... Longsword, and plants it into the road, crushing a few cars and a water hydrant.

"I pledge my loyalty to you, and your foes shall know death and defeat, while we shall know glory and honor!"
He seems to be rather prideful. Huh...

"I see! Well, it's great to have such a hero with us."

"Ah! But I am not a hero yet! I am honorbound to assist the Czechoslavians in their righteous struggle for independence!"

"Really?"

"I have! It is my honor at stake, if I do not help the plight of these people!"

"Would you care if I asked why?"

"Of course I would tell you, glorious and noble liege! I have heard of the plight of the men of this country and of the terrible reign of the Kaiser! How his dark knights prowl the land, marauding and bereaving the people of their daily bread! In fact, one of the noble and venerable organizations of this land, called the "Anarcha-Capatalais" have told me of the struggle for freedom, not to be treated as slaves!"

He seems to have butchered the word "anarcho-capitalists", and you highly doubt he understands what that means.

"Really?"

"The nobles of this land neglect their pledge to the commoners and serfs! They neglect to even appoint knights, and how they ignore the time-honored oath of feudalism! Tis' a ghastly sight to be sure, my lord!"

You predict that he's most likely Lawful Good. Damn it.
But he also seems to be extremely honorable to you, and you highly, if not think it's impossible he would ever betray you.
How nice.

He also remains bowing, waiting for something.

Actions

>I am proud to have you aboard.
>...KNIGHT HIM. You've never done this before!
>Erh... Sorry, but I can't really be associated with you.
>...You do realize it's pronounced "anarcho" and "capitalist", right? And do you know what they are?
>I can help you, you know.
>Write-In

>>1090812
>...KNIGHT HIM. You've never done this before!
Why have we not done this before.
>...You do realize it's pronounced "anarcho" and "capitalist", right? And do you know what they are?

Mind if I ask how anons like the lion-guy so far, and how nice it is to have an eternally faithful giant lion knight?

Because I have spent most of this time looking in fucking dictionaries just so I can come up with fancy words for him to use. Mostly variants of GLORIOUS.

Also, getting dinner so I'll be back in a bit.

>>1090825
He seems pretty fucking cool and I bet he'd make a great military leader. Maybe we can finally honorably discharge charlemagne. And maybe if pragius is good he can make our armed forces not shit.

>>1090829
Also, here's his stats...

Strength: 9
Agility: 7
Intelligence: 3
Wisdom: 4
Insight: 5

Also, he does possess shapeshifting from a human to his full form.

>>1090841
Wait how's our military structure?
We have Commissioned officers and NCO's right?

>>1090858
Of course. Most are very competent and very powerful in battle thanks to their half-dragon mutagens. Though they suffer from "Carolean Syndrome" a bit.

"...I see you request to be knighted. Well, I will gladly oblige, Sir Pragius."

You don't really have anything to do a proper knighting. But you just sort of take one of your hands, putting it over his head, and confirm him as a knight.

"Arise, sir knight, as a knight of Sweden... Also, you know it's pronounced "anarcho-capitalist", right? And do you know what they are?"

"Sadly naught! But I was told they represent the peasantry's views!"

You sigh.

"...I see. Well, will you come with me?"

He seems very split.

"I have a duty here! You have my uttermost deepest apologies, but I must complete my oath." He says with his rather deep voice.

Actions

>Trust me, the Anarchic Capitalists do not represent the majority of the populace's views. Just ask them yourself.
>But there is an even more grave threat... Vampires.
>...If you so wish, I could help.
>Sorry, but I cannot be involved in this... It would spark a war.
>You have my apologies also, but I cannot let you do this. It would spark a war between Germany and Sweden since you are technically an agent of the state.
>Write-In

>>1090878
>You have been deceived. Firstly feudalism is near non existent in this day and age. These people you have spoken too are anarcho capitalists. People who believe the government to be evil and wish to see it gone. But trust me when I say they do not represent the majority of the populace. You can ask them yourself.

How competent are our officers at treating and training our troops?

They don't forget to train their troops right?

>>1090897
Well, of course they train their troops.

Your troops though aren't exactly of the best quality though... They're average and could be better.

Though your support in the grunts is very low, with your officers having moderate loyalty towards you.

+High Popularity.
+Nationalism
+Good Ruler
+High Monarchist Support
+Militaristic and Expansionist.
+High Fascist Support.
-Low Human Support.
-Low Religious Support.
-Below Average Conservative Support
-Conscripted Soldiers.
-Equality Changes in racial issues.
-Prefer another candidate (Charlemagne)
-Overextension.
-Appointed a terrible commander.
-Socialist Policies

If I had to guess, most of your soldiers are loyal simply for the country rather than you, and most support Charlemagne... For example, this is what they like about him.

+War Hero
+Populist.
+Humble (From wearing a grunt uniform rather than a officer uniform to a meeting!)
+Heir Status
+Amazing Commander
+High Fascist Support.
+Overwhelming Religious Support
+Known Nationalist
-Not as powerful as a Dragon.
-Paranoia
-Rumors of being a "closet nazi"
-Low Conservative Support.

Updating here in a minute.

>>1090970
>Over-extension
Wait we have too many lands and not enough troops?
>Appointed a terrible commander
re.

So I think our popularity will go up a bit if we discharge conscripted troops and take in more of other races.
Or we will at least have loyal factions among the military

"You have been deceived. Firstly feudalism is near non existent in this day and age. These people you have spoken to are anarcho capitalists. People who believe the government to be evil and wish to see it gone. But trust me when I say they do not represent the majority of the populace. You can ask them yourself, honestly."

"Truly? Alack, truly dark days. I have been deceived?"

"Of course."

Roll me a 1d20+8 if he believes you. (+2 from him wanting to believe you!) In addition, even if you fail he will investigate being lied to.

+3 if you can point how how silly anarchic capitalists really are. (+1 if you can give a meme example)
+2 if you can also point out that your nation is indeed a monarchy and has "feudal" tendencies and what they are.

>>1090982
You own Russia and most of Europe. You need a LOT of troops, a lot more.

Also, taking in more of other races might make the problem worse in the long-term in discipline, equipment, etc. Not to mention that the humans might just get radicalized.

Pro-tip, you are close to radicalizing humans for recent policies.

Rolled 7 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1090992
>Humans are close to being radicalized.
Because we aren't treating them like they are special?
We need more loyal races and just in general to replace humans. Preferably with loyal races like werewolves and half-dragons and yuan-ti too.

>Firstly anarchich capitalists honestly think that a government isn't necessary. Thinking people can get by without someone to rule or guide them. And they want to ban the state. Which is odd considering who would enforce this law. Though my nation is in fact a monarchy that has vassalized a few other nations

Allowing samefagigng if you can continue to make fun of the anarchic capitalists, and reminisce about feudalism and how humans and commoners knew their place. Or something close to that.

Rolled 20 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1091021
>Honestly they think that you can have any sort of coordinated group of people that won't turn into a government. It's just how it is. At least in feudal times people understand that there were leaders and followers and each side had a purpose. but now with a taste of more liberties they seem to desire to take it too far and ban any sort of organization and to be done with the role of leader.

>horror.jpeg

Half Dragons are all ex-humans, and probably won't like the idea of their kin getting replaced either. Most still have human families, etc.
Once Yuan-Ti find out you aren't catholic or anything like that, their popularity of you will plummet. Like a rock.

Also, humans make up a huge percentage of your empire, maybe not as much as in Sweden and Norway, but empire wide they're overwhelming.

Critical Success

[red]"Firstly anarchich capitalists honestly think that a government isn't necessary. Thinking people can get by without someone to rule or guide them. And they want to ban the state. Which is odd considering who would enforce this law. Though my nation is in fact a monarchy that has vassalized a few other nations... You know how it is as a ruler. But honestly, they think that you can have any sort of coordinated group of people that won't turn into a government. It's just how it is. At least in feudal times people understand that there were leaders and followers and each side had a purpose. but now with a taste of more liberties they just take it too far and want to be done with the role of the leader..." You add a sigh of disappointment, and see Sir Pragius seem quite furious.

"Thy cravenous wretches! Were I not merciful and overjoyed to have found a true and noble liege to serve, I would without a doubt seek justice for their deceit against their betters!"

"Ah... I see."

"Truly, I am indebted to telling me about their true ideals!"

He already seems to like you quite a bit, and you sense that he's extremely trusting of you, since you are his "liege" so to speak.

"Now, what is thy command? I await your word!"

Actions

>...Listen, could you cool it with the whole "absolute loyalty" to me? I mean, I like it, but I like the people I know to be a bit... Less absolute in their loyalty, I suppose. (Try to get him to stop being so lawful!)
>...Why don't you come with me to Sweden?
>...Try to get on his good side even more. Reminisce about the "good old days" of feudalism and so forth, or how you have nobles, etc...
>We should go to Romania to deal with some vampires, so to speak...
>You should really defeat the Germans while I erh... Just take a quick look at their gold reserves here.
>...Headpat him for his undying loyalty. You don't really know what else to do.
>Write-in

>>1091058
>We should go to Romania to deal with some vampires, so to speak...

we then we'll just have to wait it out.

The next generation of humans will salt less at non-humans than the current ones do.
They'll grow up used to them.

>>1091062
I'm just imagining the next generation getting some weeaboo condition which makes them want non-human waifus or some shit.

Also, the school system is heavily right-wing, so there's a good chance they are not going to get the "sexy snek teacher" and learn about the values of multiculturalism with other species and instead get the "normal human teacher" who teaches the kids conservative and right-wing views.

Also, I'm surprised anons are following the footsteps of Sweden by replacing their main demographic of white people with others. Open borders when?

I'm fucking tired by the way.

"We should go to Romania, deal with some vampires. It's rather urgent."

"I see my liege... But how will we get there?"

"I'll carry you."

"Like a mount, my lord?"

He seems extremely confused.

"No. You are NOT riding me, I am carrying you. Understand?"

"Of course my liege! I thought it might of been degrading to you!"

"Now shift down and get on me."

He does so obediently, and makes sure to sit up by your head.

Roll me a 1d20+5 by the way anons.

+2 if you can think about how you'll deal with the vampire Romanians who have a massive cult worshipping them.
+2 if you can think about Sir Pragius, and your opinion about him, and try to get along with him with some small talk or questions.
+2 if you can mention your wives, how to properly act around them, what they're like, and finally where he'll stay when he gets to Stockholm, (+1 if you can slightly mention how they can be adorable or their cute little quirks at time. Just saying. +1 if you can also mention what would happen to someone who stared just a bit too long at them, and be very protective of your wives.)

Rolled 15 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1091075
It's called "Good taste"
And that means we should probably change the school system a bit.

Maybe instead of conservatism just focus on multiculturalism and to be in favor of our totalitarian government

Let's just show up and use our charisma and power to upstage the vampires.
I want to see if we can steal their worshippers.

And Sir Pragius is fine so far though I hope his good alignment doesn't cause problems. Let's ask him about his first memories and if he knows what he is.

>I have three wives. One who studies blacksmithing and has an adorable stutter you can leaver her alone. Another with pale skin who prefers the dark she's also the smallest of my wives so it's quite adorable so much more fragile of the three. If you don't bother her she won't bother you. And a dragon woman who is very kind and maternal with a cute blush. I expect you to treat them with respect and maintain a professional demeanor. I will prepare a guest room for you on arrival to stockholm.

>>1091078
For fuck's sake anons this keeps sounding more and more swedish.

I'm not sure if putting non-human races as teachers in buildings with horny teens is a good idea, honestly.

Well, if you wanted multiculturalism and more "liberal" teachers, minotaurs would excel and their immigrants are usually very well-educated. Yuan-Ti teachers would probably lean towards conservatism, nationalism, and a heavy focus on religion.
Humans would be mixed leaning towards right wing.
Werewolves would probably lean towards loyalty to Big Dragon (totally not big brother) and to the nation, though finding well-educated werewolves is very rare due to their lack of income...

Elves would lean towards slightly leftwing, mind you, but very few are educated.

>>1091087
This narrows it down to Minotaurs and Werewolves as ideal teachers.

>Put female minotaurs as teachers.
We all know how that would go.

>>1091092
At least teens would pay far, far more attention to the teachers. I mean, it's not like they're going to spend most of the class staring at breasts, right?

>>1091097
Exactly.
They'd definitely learn why not to hate other races
It's encouraging "Open mindedness"

>>1091097
So how integrated is our school?
The students are a mix of races and colors right?


Also could we survive the Yuan-Ti drop with high enough PR?

>>1091110
I'd say so, yes. Nothing discriminating against any race really, that sort of thing.

And I'd say that the Yuan-Ti as a species are very spirtualistic and probably wouldn't like it at all... So if you had perfect PR, maybe.

>>1091102
So I assume you want to get minotaur teachers which just so happen to be female?
I guess minotaurs do have one thing going for them and that's "large boned" women so to speak, particularly around the chest area.

Anyways, after this post getting some sleep.

"Just so you know,
>I have three wives. One who studies blacksmithing and has an adorable stutter you can leaver her alone. Another with pale skin who prefers the dark she's also the smallest of my wives so it's quite adorable so much more fragile of the three. If you don't bother her she won't bother you. And a dragon woman who is very kind and maternal with a cute blush. I expect you to treat them with respect and maintain a professional demeanor. I will prepare a guest room for you on arrival to Stockholm for you to sleep in, understand?"

"Surely, my lord!"

You begin to fly over Hungary, and see a large gathering of centaurs... You see what seems to be a medieval jousting tournament held by the centaurs, dressed in fancy regal plate armor, fancy helmets, the works really... There seems to be a large camp, like an army camp of sorts, and judging from the hoofprints, they're headed to where your going, Romania.

Huh.

Actions

>...You've never actually met Centaurs before. Land beside the camp and jousting tournament?
>Continue to fly to Romania!
>...Land away from the village, centaur form, and go into it. You never actually tried your centaur form.
>Write-In

>>1091121
And yes, I'm tired enough where I'm literally too fucking tired to take out the >
and resort to copy and pasting.

I really am fucking tired and I'm going to pass out because at this rate I'm literanlly coopying and patisting.

>>1091121
>...Land away from the village, centaur form, and go into it. You never actually tried your centaur form.

>>1091121
And yes yes I do.
The female minotaurs I mean.

>>1091268
Why do you want to give horny teens female minotaur teachers? I mean, that just seems like a bad idea.

You land away from the village/camp of sorts, counting nearly four-hundred centaurs. Not a very big village.

While you land, you can't help but think of seductive yuan-ti teachers and innocent minotaur teachers, oblivious to their... Size, so to speak.

You partially wonder if human dad is only a little bit concerned about having a sex-addicted son. Then again, it's not really the sex for you, so to speak. Assets are always nice to look at.

After that brief thinking in your head, you land outside of the village, letting Sir Pragius down and you shift to your centaur form.

"Sir? Why haveth we landed?"

"Well, you see... I never seen Centaurs up close before. You know, they have a rather medieval civilization and I've always been curious..."

"I see my lord! But there are vampires afoot!"

"Well, just wait out here. I'm fairly sure that I'll be fine."

"But my lord! What if that's precisely what the covetous leeches want? I should protect you from any harm that befalls your person or property, instead of simply milling about outside a camp!"

Actions

>Well... Just get onto my back, I suppose.
>...Erh... Well, you won't mill about. Just guard the perimeter for any possible... Erh, vampires. Or vampire centaurs. Anything that might want to kill me, ok?
>I like the sentiments, but you shouldn't really worry about me. I can handle myself.
>...Do you think of me as weak or defenseless? I am neither!
>...Get on my back. Hopefully this isn't seen as taboo or strange in centaur culture.
>Write-In

>>1091348
>...Erh... Well, you won't mill about. Just guard the perimeter for any possible... Erh, vampires. Or vampire centaurs. Anything that might want to kill me, ok?
What could possibly go wrong?

>>1091360
Everything?

Solaire briefly questions the sanity behind wanting minotaur female teachers. The poor fool.

[red]"Well, just guard the perimeter for any... Possible vampires. Or vampire centaurs. Anything that might want to kill me, alright?"[/red]

"Yes, my lord!"

You begin to strut into the camp, and you see it had something of a mix of cultures... You see that it seems to be a very fancy culture, and there are many eloquent designs and banners for every tent, most of which have either very eloquent designs resembling a coat of arms, while others resemble more Greek symbols or figures, and a rare few have both.

A few centaurs give you a suspicious look as you approach, and most seem to be in armor resembling Greek hoplites.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can get in without someone calling you out on suspicious or going to investigate you.

+3 if you can try to act like a centaur, and reassure others that you've always been here, and why they've never noticed. (+1 if you can finely articulate why you are in fact not a dragon.)
+2 if you can in fact, reason internally why minotaur female teachers are a great idea.
+2 if you can also reassure them that there is not an extremely loyal lion knight outside of the village.

Rolled 3 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1091404
But in all honestly I wouldn't say favor the women of the species. Women or men minotaurs are minotaurs.

>Greetings fellows I see not why you would be so suspicious of me as I can assure you I have always been present you have merely not noticed as I have chosen to make myself scarce choosing only now to present myself to you all. I apologize if this has confused you as to the legitimacy of my presence. I assure you that I am most certainly not a dragon as I lack the armored scales, the grreat wings, and the gaping maw of one such creature.

Well minotaur women have all the right ideologies we need plus women tend to be good with dealing with children so it's a perfect combo.

>I can also assure you that there is no knight that bears resemblance to a lion outside of our village. Why the very idea of that is quite silly.

Allowing samefagging if you can continue to reassure the other centaurs that you are in fact a centaur, and that there is no threat outside or inside the village.

Rolled 10 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1091422
>There is nothing in fact to worry about. Today is a fine day to relax and converse with your fellow centaur. Like me. As I am a centaur. There is no cause for concern or reason to worry.

Rolled 15 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1091422
>Honestly what could possibly go wrong. I would bet on my life that today will go perfectly fine. So relax and drink and be merry. That's the best thing to do on a fine day such as this.

15+12=27

Success.

You of course, reassure the other centaurs who leave you alone, thinking your... Rather strange, honestly.

You see three locations of importance...

>Head to the Jousting Area. It seems to be rather entertaining... Plus you still have two silos of popcorn you can consume. You even brought a bag with you.
>Head to the largest tent with the most fancy coat of arms. No doubt this is where the leader is.
>Just take a tour around seeing the day-to-day of centaur life. Your curious how their society works.
>...Maybe you should spread some positive rumors about you. Just saying.
>Leave.

>>1091439
>Head to the largest tent with the most fancy coat of arms. No doubt this is where the leader is.
Shame we can't join the jousting tournament.

You decide to head to the largest tent...

You see that there seems to be two centaur guards, bearing assault rifles, and seem relaxed, actually... A few of what you would assume to be servants, enter, and you note that there seems to be a few female centaurs entering the tent. They seem just as strong as the males, but seem more slim and with cute pointed ears... In fact, it seems the centaurs do indeed have pointed ears, and seem rather slim. Huh.

You also note that the female's assets are surprisingly good. How nice.

Of course, now you need to get into the tent...

Actions

>Try to convince the guards to let you in?
>Ask the guards some questions about who lives in there? Though it might be a bit suspicious.
>Try to shift to another form, go to the side, and try to burrow beneath the tent. A stealthy entrance, and you don't have to deal with the guards...
>Charge into the tent!
>Write-in

>>1091462
>Try to shift to another form, go to the side, and try to burrow beneath the tent. A stealthy entrance, and you don't have to deal with the guards...

Can dwarf form burrow?
If not half dragon.

>>1091469
Dwarf form cannot, but kobold form can.

>>1091474
Oh then use kobold form.
Also
>Centaur women have nice ears
Cute.

You go to your kobold form and begin to dig beneath the tent, and eventually get up into what you'd assume to be a kitchen. Plenty of servants seem to be working and making what seems to be salads, and other herbivore foods. It smells rather nice, but has a rather thick smell of sugar and apples.
Curious.
The servants are compared to the guards, extremely unaware of you. It should be rather easy to convince them to let you pass or sneak through them.

Most of the servants seem to have a different coat compared to the others you've seen around the camp, such as white and gold, brown, hazel... That sort of thing. It's rather interesting to watch.

Actions

>Sneak through?
>Shapeshift, but this is blatantly obvious and might alarm them?
>...Talk your way through the servants!
>Burrow back out?
>Try to get past by burrowing, but it might alert them if you go directly beneath the centaurs... (Meaning you'll have to roll)
>Take a sample of centaur food. Your rather curious.
>Write-In

>>1091502
>>Sneak through?

You decide to sneak through the centaur servants.

Roll me a 1d20+5 anons.

+3 if you can think of things to hide behind or under.
+2 if you can think of what your plans are upon meeting whoever's in charge here.
+2 if you can come up with an excuse why a kobold is in here, just in case you get detected.e

Rolled 12 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1091520
We got lost burrowing underground and are looking for food.
And depends on the leader
If they're a woman waifu them
We should see if they're reasonable and willing to serve us.

Let's hide underneath any furniture they have like tables and the like.
crates are also good for hiding behind.

12+12=24

Minor Success

You sneak through the centaurs and hide under tables and behind crates, sneaking through until you finally get out to what seems to be a courtroom.

It seems to be a rather long courtroom with a fireplace, and has... Rather fancy sofas for what you would assume to be a throne. It seems that a rather wizened old centaur with a prestigious gold crown seems to be sitting on it, talking to a female centaur.

Actions

>Try to listen in?
>Shapeshift? No one will really detect you.
>Approach what you would assume to be the king?
>Leave!
>Write-In

>>1091540
>Shapeshift? No one will really detect you.
Half dragon.
It's about time for introductions I presume.

You shift to your half-dragon form and approach...

The king seems to look up, and you see the female he's talking to turn around. She seems to be related, most likely a daughter of this king, and seems a bit shocked at seeing you. The king himself has a brown coat, along with his daughter.

He says something in Hungarian. Great.
Wait...
Does that mean no one understood what you said earlier?

Roll me a 1d20+7 to translate.

+3 if you can give an introduction to the king of who you are.
+2 if you can introduce yourself to his daughter. (If you want to be a bit romantic, go ahead.)
+2 if you can reassure them that you do not intend harm and apologize for sneaking in, and why you did that.

Rolled 12 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>1091557
>Greetings I am Emperor Renexizous. Emperor of Most of Europe I apologize for my form of entry but I was curious as to this group of centaurs I had never heard of.
Do the classic bow then take the daughters hand and kiss it.
>I do hope that I have not offended the king nor his fair daughter.

12+14=26

Minor Success!

You have successfully learned Hungarian... Well, most of it anyways.

"Greetings, I am Emperor Renexizious, Emperor of most of Europe. I apologize for my form of entry, but I was curious to this group of centaurs I had never heard of."

You give a bow, and take his daughters hand and kiss it.

"I do hope that I do not offend the king nor his fair daughter."

She seems quite flattered, having a healthy blush over her face, with one of her hooves backing up. She was clearly not really expecting that.

"I am Princess Dalma. I am erh... Is this a thing most non-centaurs do? It is nice to meet you however."

"Of course. So who are you, king?"

"Me? I am King Barnabas of the old house of Arpad, the true kings of Hungary, rather then those Hapsburg usurpers."

"I see."

"I am pleased to meet you... But I would rather you take the front door next time."

"I see... So, you are King Barnabas?"

"I am. So, why have you come here, emperor of Sweden?"

Actions

>Well, first I must admit, your daughter is very fair and fine indeed. (Try to court his daughter!)
>I am here to see if you want to join me and MY empire.
>I was hoping I could ask some questions and get to know this place.
>...So, do you have any proper weapons of sorts? You seem rather medieval.
>Write-In

>>1091585
>Putting the option to court his daughter
Tempting but I don't know if he'd be fine with that considering we already have multiple wives.
>I was hoping we could be allies, friends even. I would also like to ask some questions and learn more about the people you lead.

Who has hungary?

>>1091599
That's what charisma checks are for.

So do you or don't you want to court his daughter, or just subtly hit on her?

>>1091599
Oh, also it's ruled by Germany, with the vassal of Austria ruling over Hungary.

>>1091612
So what I'm hearing is enter a marriage with his daughter so we can help him take over hungary from austria.

That sound like a decent idea?

Huh.

You find his daughter alluring enough where you think courting her might be a good idea.

"I was hoping we could be allies. Friends even. I would also like to ask some questions, and learn more about the people you lead."

"Allies?" He seems a bit mixed on this.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to sell him on the idea.

+2 if you can imply a possible courtship with his daughter. In time. (+1 if you can compliment her a bit.)
+3 if you can list the benefits of being allied and friends...
+2 if you can tell him how glorious Hungary could be under his rule.

Also, if anons want, you can just tell him directly that your interested in courting his daughter, or offer an alliance in exchange for marrying his daughter.

Rolled 6 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1091622
>As an ally you would have the extreme might of me a 50 story dragon and those who follow me to aid you as well designed weaponry it would be no problem as I felt like updating the equipment of my soldiers anyways. We could be great allies like family. Or maybe literally family. Who knows. though I wouldn't mind that especially considering the wonder that is your daughter. Just think of it. You could bring hungary to a age of prosperity and wealth with a mighty military to back it. And if you want to cement the alliance with a marriage I am not opposed.

This can't possibly go wrong.

The absolute madman.
Why do you even want a centaur anyways? Jesus.

Allow me a samefagging if you can continue to compliment his daughter, how powerful you are, and how a marriage might even be a good idea and how well-treated she would be.

Rolled 2 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1091642
>I am more powerful than any army you have seen. And this is by myself. I have defeated cities. Fight and won against powerful mages. I can turn the tides of battles with my mere presence. I would be a asset to have on the battlefield.

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Rolled 18 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1091642
>And I will most certainly make sure to take care of a woman as wonderful as her daughter. There will most certainly be space in my palace for her.

You put the option there.
The bait was cast.
Do not be surprised when someone bites occasionally.

Well... Since no other anons have really responded, I'm just going to leave a vote here since I feel like other anons should vote on this. And if lurkers could vote as well, that would be nice.

>Attempt to marry his daughter right now!
>Offer her a courtship! She and you will get to know each other for a bit.
>Don't even consider marrying or courting the centaur!

Also, I'm really curious why the fuck your trying to marry a centaur you don't even know.

>>1091674
>Why would you marry someone you barely know.
>What is all of our wives.

I'm entirely fine with just hitting on her a bit then moving on.

>>1091674
Also I'd like to point out if we do help them take hungary being married to his daughter might be beneficial.

>>1091696
The thing is that you just literally met her, and immediately went to marriage grounds without even talking to her past a single fucking sentence.

Anyways, I'll go along with this, but if you want to marry her, get another anon to agree.

18+12=30

Success!

"As my ally you would have the extreme might of me, a seventy story dragon and those who follow me to aid you, along with well designed weaponry. But trust me, it would be no problem as I felt like updating the equipment of my soldiers anyways. We could be great allies like family, Or maybe literally family. Who knows. though I wouldn't mind that especially considering the wonder that is your daughter. Just think of it. You could bring Hungary to a age of prosperity and wealth with a mighty military to back it. I am far more powerful than any army you have ever seen, having defeated cities and I have turned the tides of battle with my mere presence. I would be an asset on the battlefield without a shadow of a doubt, king."

"Hm... Well, I could certainly use the help."

"You most certainly could."

He seems to be going along with this.

"Though why do you want an alliance with us? I fail to see why."

He seems close to being convinced.

Roll me a 1d20+5 if you can continue to try and convince him.

+2 if you can compliment his daughter even more. (+2 if you can also flirt with her a little.)
+3 if you can give him a reason why you want an alliance or at least friendship.
+2 if you can mention the technological assistance you can provide.
+1 if you can also point out why you'd like to have centaurs as a ally and the benefit they'd have to your empire.

I'm going to say that your hitting on her and are trying to have an "unofficial" courtship...

But you do know your fucking hitting on a half-horse half human, right? And that you want to marry and at some point procreate with?

Rolled 12 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1091722
>Half-horse Half-human
Didn't we fuck a minotaur?

>I don't see why I wouldn't want to ally with a competent leader and his daughter who I'm sure quite capable as well. I of course always seek to expand my sphere of influence and I feel it'd be better for me if you were in control of hungary and have you as my allies. I'm sure I could outfit your men in some more powerful weaponry to ease your time.

I wonder.
If the centaur expand and form a decent sized nation and we married his daughter who would have control of his lands once the old man bites the dust.

>>1091755
I was just as shocked honestly.

Allowing samefagging if you can compliment his daughter some more, or flirt with her.

Rolled 8 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>1091837
You should stop being shocked.
Did you know there's a quest where you play as a monstergirl?

>And if she's as competent as she is beautiful then I'm sure we can have a prosperous relationship.

Rolled 2 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>1091837
Also
>Half Dragon Half centaur.
That sounds cool af.
Like a pegasus but less gay.

>And an alliance with you would strengthen me as well as you. It would certainly weaken foreign powers and give more room for me. I'm sure both of you will make powerful allies.

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>>1091863
Pic related.

Basing an entire quest around monstergirls sounds cancerous as fuck.

"I don't see why I wouldn't want to ally with a competent leader and his daughter who I'm sure quite is capable as well. I of course always seek to expand my sphere of influence and I feel it'd be better for me if you were in control of Hungary and have you as my allies. I'm sure I could outfit your men in some more powerful weaponry to ease your time gaining control... And I'm sure that if your daughter is as competent as she is beautiful then I'm sure we can have a prosperous relationship... And an alliance with you would strengthen me as well as you. It would certainly weaken foreign powers and give more room for me, and I'm sure you'll make powerful allies."

"Well... I cannot help but agree, emperor of Sweden."

"Great."

"I suppose you want this to be writen on a document?"

"Yes, I would."

"I'll have a scribe do what he will do best... Is there anything else?"

"Hm..."

"Dad, my most highest pardons, but I really wish to get back to you about talking about th-"

"We can discuss this later, daughter. You already know the answer."

She sighs.

"Can I be excused then father?"

"You indeed may be pardoned."

She bows from her human-side up, and begins to leave. Her father takes his full attention to you.

"Mind if I ask what that's about?"

"Silly dreams of wanting to be a knight rather than learn manners, dignity, and our traditions..."

"Why can't she be a knight??"

"Besides being my daughter and female? I think that stands for itself. Now, what are we to discuss?"

Actions

>Well... I mean, maybe you should let her go. Not let her join, but just let her watch.
>Are women not equal with men?
>If it's her dream to become a knight, just let her become a knight.
>Could I go see her?
>Does she have any other siblings?
>I should get going, my apologies.
>Write-In

>>1091942
>Could I go see her?

"Could I perhaps go see her?"

"Well, if she's alright with it, I don't see why not."

You give him a grateful bow and go to where his daughter's side of the tent seems to be... It seems to have a wide flap as a door.

"Hello? Could I come in?"

"Huh? Oh, why sure. Did my dad say it was alright?"

"He did indeed."

You open the flap to see the princes Dalma laying down on her legs and reading what seems to be a book on learning English.

"Hi. Is right now a bad time?"

"I mean, I can talk if you want. Do you need something?"

She has brown hair, with nice blue eyes, and sports a rather curious face. She also seems to be wearing a blue court dress, which covers up her horse part as well, and is remarkably fancy.

Actions

>Well, I was seeing if you just wanted to talk. I was curious about you after all.
>Well... I must say you are rather attractive. (Flirt with her?)
>I was curious... How would you feel about sneaking out to that tournament?
>So, what are your plans regarding the future? I'm curious.
>If you want, I can teach you English.
>Write-In

>>1092039
>I was curious... How would you feel about sneaking out to that tournament?

After this and dealing with the vampires we should grind more magic.

OP how stronk are illusions?

>>1092046
Depends. It can range from minor to very, very major.

"Well, I was curious... How would you feel about sneaking out to that tournament?"

"I mean, what?"

"Well, I mean, it could be fun. I heard you wanted to go."

"But my father wants me to stay here, I am sorry..."

She looks down a bit.

"I mean, I am sure you can go without me, and I am certain it is a good time."

It seems you'll have to convince her.

+3 if you can flirt and compliment with her. (+1 if you can get her to blush from embarrassment/being flattered)
+2 if you can mention that your interested in here, and are actually quite curious to get to know her some more.
+2 if you can encourage her to sneak out with you.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1092062
>I would honestly rather if you accompanied me. I must be going soon due to other matters and I would love to get to know you better and I feel this would be a good way to start. I would rather not miss a chance to spend time with you as I'm sure you are as beautiful. And I mean more than just appearances.

Also
>Not telling me what dice to roll.
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>>1092082
Holy shit I'm fucking autistic.

Then again, what else is new.

It's a 1d20+5

Anyways, allowing samefagging if you can continue to compliment, flirt, and mention why your curious in her.

Rolled 11 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1092100
>I don't meet many women interested in learning how to fight. I'm curious to learn why. I'm sure you're more than just a pretty face.

So draconic centaurs wen?
Will they have wings?

Rolled 1 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1092100
>Though your pretty face is nice as well. And besides we may have fun.

Can we learn to make solid illusions?

>>1092105
If you want, I guess.

So, Critical Failure.

Do anons want to use barbaric?

>Yes!
>No!

>>1092115
>No!
We should be leaving soon anyways.
Vampires to kill and all that.
We should go tell the king and head off.

>>1092117
Are you sure anon?

>>1092176
>>Yes!
Well since you have to be ominous about it.
Now I can't say no.

Roll me a 1d20 anons.

+3 if you can channel your inner chivalrous barbarian/knight. Because a centaur is probably going to be hard to carry.
+2 if you can mention just how interesting this will be!
+2 if you can mention how secure, safe, and protected she'll be with you at her side!
+2 if you can also mention how her father will not know!

Rolled 12 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1092208
>But madame surely you cannot want to stay cooped up in here when we can spectate honorable combat between warriors as they challenge each other in contests of might. And with my by your side your safety is assured. Who would dare attack a dragon as mighty as me? And I would of course never tell a soul. This secret shall stay between you and me. It shall remain ours.

Allowing samefagging if you can continue to channel your inner chivalrious barbarian and knight, and why she should hang out with you.

Also, I'm offering a free +1 if you can mention that you tend to "carry" the other girls rather than try to convince them.

Rolled 4 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1092226
>And I'm sure you would rather spend time with me than stay here in a tent by yourself. Surely no beauty such as yourself should stay locked away in here bored and alone. I of course will not force you to go. While I have done that to other stubborn people I would never want to be so crass to one such as yourself.

Rolled 14 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1092226
>So would you rather stay here by yourself or go enjoy a interesting battle with me.
Also if we brought popcorn mention that.

14+10=24

Minor Success!

" But madame surely you cannot want to stay cooped up in here when we can spectate honorable combat between warriors as they challenge each other in contests of might. And with my by your side your safety is assured. Who would dare attack a dragon as mighty as me? And I would of course never tell a soul. This secret shall stay between you and me. It shall remain ours. And I'm sure you would rather spend time with me than stay here in a tent by yourself. Surely no beauty such as yourself should stay locked away in here bored and alone. I of course will not force you to go. While I have done that to other stubborn people I would never want to be so crass to one such as yourself... So would you rather stay here, or watch an interesting battle? I brought popcorn by the way."

"What's popcorn?"

"Well, will you come?"

"Well... I always wanted to attend a tournament. But how are we going to sneak over there?"

Actions

>Well... If you want, I can burrow there. Though it might be very, very cramped.
>I can disguise you... Of course!
>Well, I mean... Do you have any concealing armor?
>Are females allowed at the tournament?
>We'll just walk out.
>Write-In

>>1092294
>Well... If you want, I can burrow there. Though it might be very, very cramped.

"Well, if you want, I can burrow there. Though it might be very, very cramped."

"Oh... I mean, alright. But I mean, how will I get out?"

"Don't worry about it..."

You begin to dig a hole in the middle of the room and help her gently down. She seems very uncomfortable due to her size, and you begin to dig...

"I-I mean, do we have to be underground?"

'Well, there's no way out other than this. Sorry."

"I-I mean, my skirt will get dirty... What if dad finds out?"

"Don't worry about it."

"What if someone sees us? I mean, I could scarcely think what would happen..."

"No one will."

"...What if the ground caves in and crushes us? What if I get stuck or something?"
Great. She seems to not really like being this cramped. And is actually getting more nervous...

"Maybe we should head back... What if my dad finds the hole?"

"He won't..."

After a bit you get to the tournament area and carefully make a slit for the two of you to look out of.

Roll me a 1d20+3 if she enjoys it.
+3 if you can find a way to give her more head room and be more comfortable.
+2 if you can tempt her to some popcorn.
+2 if you can also reassure her that everything's fine and calm her down.
+2 if you can think about other things you can do to make her happy.

If you want to ask her questions, feel free to ask her questions.

Rolled 8 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1092437
We could make a separate hole for her to look out of and dig out more room so she isn't cramped.

>How about some popcorn? IT's delicous trust me. It's popped corn seeds and it actually has good texture when you try it. Maybe it'll also help you calm down. Really there's no need for you to worry.

I wanna know why she's so interested in becoming a knight.

Rolled 19 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1092437
Take longer digging the tunnel or shift to a larger form which can dig.

"I think you will quite like popcorn, it is a filling healthy and fairly nice tasting snack-food.

Now, calm down I must beg of you. If something does happen I will take all responsibility and trust me, I can be very convincing."

Clearly we should regale her with our stories of valour, knighthood and all that good shit.


>>1092468
She's grown up in a medieval society for all her life, being told stories of the glories of knights. Makes sense she wants to be a knight.

>>1092488
You know I have to ask something
>>1092437
Is she blonde?

>>1092495
What?

>>1092516
I want to know her hair color.

>>1092520
Oh, I thought you meant you had something to ask me...

>>1092600
Though I do have something I feel like mentioning.

We're 1/2 towards learning to summon a rock golem?
Do you think it's size would scale with our form?

I kind of want to get back into the magic grind.
These spells have been useful af.

>>1092608
Based off of the way the spells have worked so far. Yes it will.


I agree that we need to focus on grinding out skills and masterpieces of various things but I would argue we need to focus on making our nation more powerful.


As I have explained previously, we are a single being of immense power and the only thing that realistically will threaten us is a nuke, at least for a long time.

Thus the worst threat to us is either something faster than us, something that is "everywhere" like a revolution or something that hits us where we can't defend.


For this reason we need to focus on fixing our nations many problems and I have a few ideas on how to do so but we will get started after dealing with the vampire coven.

>>1092495
She has brown hairs.

19+12=31

Good Success!

You decide to make a much bigger hole, and shift to your dragotaur form and dig out quite a bit...
She seems much more comfortable, and a bit more calm. She must not like closed spaces.

[red]"So... Mind if I ask why you want to be a knight?"[/red]

"Because no one has done it before... I mean, as a woman."

[red]"Really? So what do you do to achieve that?"[/red]

She seems a bit embarrased.

"Well... Erh... Does reading count?"

[red]"...You just read."[/red]

"Well... I mean, I don't really go outside or joust or... I'm not really allowed to do any of those things."

[red]"Oh... Hey, why don't you have some popcorn? It's a filling and delicious food. Plenty of salt and butter."[/red]

"Oh... Erh, sure."

You hand her a bit and she eats it. She spits it out, and you go to look.

[red]"Is there something wrong?"[/red]

"I-I erh... Sorry. My uh... It's just, well... My deepest apologies, I did not mean disrespect to your food."

[red]"It's perfectly fine. I assume you didn't like it?"[/red]

"It's just... There's a lot of flavor. Not to mention the salt and butter just really made it delicious... Can I have some more?"

[red]"Sure."[/red]

You pass her a little bit of the popcorn and she slowly adapts to it. You think she finds it actually extremely tasty.

[red]"You should really calm down though. If something does happen I can take all the responsibility, and I can be very convincing, trust me."[/red]

"Really? Oh, thank you... I would dread to explain this to my father."

[red]"No problem."[/red]

You watch out to the tournament, which seems rather entertaining... One person gets knocked down, one person accidentally gets skewered... Rather interesting sports. Dalma does however eat the popcorn you brought with you, and seems a bit disappointed that you didn't bring more.

During this time, you decide to tell her stories of your favors and deeds...

She finds it actually really interesting to listen about.

"Truly? I mean, that's quite heroic."

[red]"Oh yes, no doubt about it. Sometimes, I still remember her in my dreams."[/red]

"Oh... Erh... I think the tournament is over."

[red]"Really?"[/red]

"Yeah... I mean, that was quite fun to watch, don't you agree? You did really spruce it up."

[red]"It was indeed."[/red]

"Hey... Thank you for getting me out here."

[red]"No problem."[/red]

"...Could you tell me a few more stories of being a knight? I really am interested. if you'll pardon me."

[green]+15[/green] Relations with Dalma.

You have also learned a few things.

Dalma seems to be slightly claustrophobic.
Dalma seems very polite and proper, and seems to be fascinated with knights.
Dalma seems to love popcorn.
Dalma seems to be Lawful Neutral.

Actions

>Well... I have the time to tell you a few more stories.
>Sorry, but I really should get going...
>If you want, you could come with me, I bet.
>...Anyways, how would you like to be my girlfriend?
>Write-in

>>1092770
>Well... I have the time to tell you a few more stories.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can get along further with her.

+3 if you can regale her with heroic, inspiring tales of what you have done.
+2 if you can flatter and flirt with her.
+2 if you can also do some things you think she might like!

Rolled 10 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1092817
We could edit the time we raided the ED base to make it sound more heroic and knightly.


>I'm sure you have some interesting stories as well. You're life sounds like it could be very interesting. I would love to hear more about you.


So do we know how many vampires we're dealing with?

Allowing samefagging if you can come up with more heroic and inspiring tales, or flirt with her for a bit!

Rolled 4 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1092897
>Out of all the times I've been gifted luck honestly I must say the chance to court you must be one of the most notable times.

Rolled 1 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1092897
We could also do some altered stories of our time in warhammer.
Like when we fought the ebil vampire.

Critical Failure!

[red]"You know, this reminds me of the time when I raided a base..."[/red]

You do your best to describe it as knightly as possible, and finally finish. She seems quite impressed.

[red]"Now... I'm sure you have some interesting stories as well. Your life sounds like it could be very interesting, and I would love to hear more about you... But out of all the times I've been granted luck, honestly the chance to court you must of been one of the most notable times."[/red]

She blushes wildly.

"I-I erh.. Excuse me?"

[red]"We are courting, are we not?"[/red]

"I must of missed something... I don't recall you requesting at any point if we could court. Does my father know?"

"Erh, no."

"I'm terribly sorry, but I must refuse your advances. You have my deepest apologies, and you still have my utmost gratitude for taking me out though."

[red]"Oh."[/red]

You hear hoofsteps from above.

"Did you hear anything from overhere? Like, from below the ground?"

Shit.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you are detected or not.
+3 if you can hide Dalma and you from the vision slits.
+2 if once they're gone you can either apologize to Dalma for not having permission or try to convince her to court you.

Bumping.

Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1093050

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1093050

Just woke up from a nap anons.

Critical Failure!

One of the centaurs looks down to see you and Dalma through a vision slit!

"A monster has kidnapped one of the women!"

[red]"I'm not a-"[/red]

You nearly get your head blown off by a rifle shot above you, and you decide that maybe its time to run.

The two of you begin to bolt down the tunnel while you hear the alarm raised... Holy shit.

After a bit you manage to get to see the tent and get up... Close one.

You hear footsteps (hoofsteps?) approaching the door, and you realize that it's a bit too cramped for Dalma to actually get up. And that there's a big hole in the room.
Shit.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to attempt to hide her or help her up!

+3 if you can think of something you can hide the hole and her with... Or attempt to help her up.
+2 if you can come up with an excuse to why an underground lizard person was seen with a female.
+2 if you can hint to having a great time with Dalma, and if you might visit again in the future or not.
If you want to, you can also attempt to ask if it's alright for you to court Dalma.

Rolled 19 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1093946
Yeah let's help her up.

And the reason that an underground lizard person was seen with a female....
We were stealing food...
Honestly how would you explain that? Sounds like a bad tv show. Or a subpar romcom.

>We'll one things for sure at the minimum one of us has had a good time and that person plans for another visit here to for more fun. This person also understands your refusal though he does hope you may reconsider and give him a chance. And regretfully he may have to bid you farewell soon.

So I want to ask.
Frankizka mentioned something about young vampires being able to go in the sun.
Am I remembering that right?

19+11=30
>>1093984
I believe so.


Amazing Success!

You lift her up out of the hole and into her room, and she quickly throws a blanket over the hole.
Her father struts in...

"Dalma?"

"Yes father?"

"...Oh. I just heard... Nevermind. I thought something was happening."

[red]"Don't worry about it."[/red]

He leaves, only a bit suspicious, and you turn to Dalma.

[red]"Well, one things for sure. At the minimum one of us has had a good time and that person plans for another visit here to for more fun. This person also understands your refusal though he does hope you may reconsider and give him a chance. And regretfully he may have to bid you farewell soon... Can you guess who this person is?"[/red]

"You? And I'm sorry about the refusal, but I barely even know you. Also, I tend to get shot at around you."

[red]"Isn't everyone?"[/red]

"Well... I mean, thank you for taking me to the tournament. It was amazing."

She gives you a polite kiss on the head as a reward.

"I'll hopefully see you again later... And I'd really like it if next time we don't get caught. Or shot at. Or anything like that, ok?"

[red]"Well, no promises, ok? Besides, this is normal for me."[/red]

She sighs.

"Well, alright... Just don't get killed I guess, if this is normal for you. I don't see how getting shot at is normal at all..."

[red]"Your letting me court you?"[/red]

"Well... I mean, I would feel bad if I didn't... You did risk your life to take me to the tournament... And you are actually really interesting."

She hasn't really turned down your advances, but something tells you that she's probably going to take a while if you do in fact want a relationship.

Actions

>Well, thanks... I'll see you later.
>If you want, I can say hi on my way back.
>Well... Why don't we talk a bit?
>Thank you for giving me a chance. You'll enjoy it, I assure you.
>Write-In

>>1094082
>Well, thanks... I'll see you later.
>Now if you'll excuse me there are a group of vampires starting trouble that I have to go deal with.

"Well, thanks. I'll see you later... If you'll excuse me, I need to deal with a group of vampires starting trouble."

You leave the tent... And by Jupiter it's freezing.

You leave the camp and meet with Sir Pragius, who seems to have made a campfire. You warm up a bit, and get ready to fly off towards Romania. To be specific, Transylvania.

Roll me a 1d20+7 for how well it goes getting there.

+2 if you can think about Dalma and your opinion and dislikes/likes about her.
+3 if you can think about what adorable misadventures each one of your wives at home might be up to and miss them.
+1 if you can explain to Sir Pragius what you've been doing. And thank him for setting up the campfire.

Rolled 8 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1094109
>Dislikes
Lawful alignment.
Herbivore
Claustrophobic
>Likes
Wants to practice combat
Cute
Is a princess


Chrysoula is approximately 4 hours into arranging all her clothes into her closet. And is about 25% done.

Frankizka and Liz have entered a cold war of annoying each other in minor and petty ways.

The latter would be entertaining to watch.

>I've just been talking to the centaurs. I've met their leader. They seem to be of the knightly disposition. I'd also like to thank you for the campfire. It was very cold.

I stop myself a bit everytime I hear ren complain that it's cold.

>>1094131
Good catch anon.
Do you know why I put that in there?
Because I want you to feel the pain I do daily.
Also I'm curious if anons are reading into minor details at times.

Allowing samefagging if you can continue to think about your wives misadventures.

Rolled 15 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1094140
I try to catch minor things.

As the cold war escalates it reaches a breaking point wherein they damage a some of chrysoula's clothes.
She proceeds to chase them around while they chase each other. While this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ

Plays in the background

15+13=28

Good Success!

You fly over the Hungarian mountains and eventually see Transylvania...
You begin to fly to Napoca, the nearest city in Transylvania...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you are detected and if you can get a good look at what the fuck is going on.

+3 if you can think of a way to hide yourself this high up.
+2 if you can miss your wives a bit and think about adorable things they do, or think lustfully about them (+1 if you can also continue to think about their misadventures.)
+1 if you can think of a plan and if you'll talk to the vampires, or attack. Or just so happen to have an excuse to raze a few cities.

>>1094250
Could we use ice aura?
I assume when we activate it the aura makes an obscuring blizzard?

If not could we use our breath and flames to make some fog?

>>1094258

I assume you can, but frost aura cannot make a blizzard just yet. Weather Change could do that, and high enough levels of Ice Aura.

Rolled 5 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1094270
Okay let's do the combo with flames for a fuckton of fog.
If we put enough points in ice aura could it help us deal with hot climates?

We should drop in and demand the surrender of the vampires. None of this god shit from them.

>>1094294
Yes, but not for too long mind you. For a day or two you'd be fine, just expect some minor penalties rather than dehydration and then death

Allowing samefagging if you can think about your wives, either lustfully or what they must be doing. Or think adorable things about them.

Rolled 11 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1094302
We should get frankizka some more combs and other lady things. And turn the attic into an actual living space with a bed and other furniture.

Could we get around that desert shit by using terraforming potions to make safe zones for ren?
Not the entire desert but safe places to rest and not die?
Probably set up artificial oasis's

Think about if liz's chest got bigger and what her new size would be. And what chrysoula's size must be. And maybe think about trying to sleep with frankizka when we get back

We should see about getting custom-fit clothes made for chrysoula.

Rolled 12 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1094302
I have a idea.
We should get all our wives custom made pajamas.
It would be adorable.
Just how they'd look in them.

>>1094294


Oh yes, you could... But it would be very hard if not impossible to change the temperature. You could make it more livable by having more cold spaces (mountains or lakes etc)

Also, Liz's current size is DD for a half-dragon. Which compared to a normal human, is rather large. And impressive.
Chrysoula I'd say is a... Well, Maybe an F or maybe even an FF, I guess.

12+11=23

Minor Success!

You think lustful and adorable thoughts about your wives, and use your breath to make a shitload of fog. It helps conceal you this high up, and you fly over the city...

You see that it seems surprisingly well... Nothing really too bad. In fact, you note that it seems organized, and surprisingly charming... Well, as far as you can see. You don't even see anything wrong from this high up, and as far as you could tell, everything's just normal...

The only place where you suspect vampires might be is at the city hall... Maybe. Maybe not. Though they could be anywhere, and City Hall just looks normal and nothing out of the ordinary...

Actions

>Land outside the city and shapeshift?
>Land directly outside of the city hall?
>Wait a minute... Vampires love sewers! Go find the city sewer!
>...Purge the heathens! Attack the city!
>Try to look around for abandoned castles. Maybe there's vampires there?
>Try to observe further! Maybe your missing something?
>...When in doubt, summon Smaug. Have him scout for you where the vampires might be at.
>Write-In

>>1094354
So illusion magic?
>Land directly outside of the city hall?
In this case I say go for the thing that seems extremely ordinary.

You land directly outside of city hall... There seems to be two human guards, who seem quite startled.

[red]"You two. Get me the mayor of this village."[/red]

One rushes inside and after waiting a bit, you see a rather pale man in robes come out.

[red]"Ah. I see your the mayor of this city? Are you a vampire, by chance?"[/red]

He gives a courteous bow.

"I am indeed the vampire liaison to this city for the rebellion. Welcome to Cluj-Napoca, dragon."

"I see you are rather polite. How nice."

"Of course I am. Would you prefer to talk inside or outside, dragon?"

He seems to be talking slow and calmly, no doubt patient.

Actions

>I would prefer to talk outside, thank you very much.
>...Give him a bit of trust. You'll take his offer of going inside. Shift to a smaller form.
>...Nom the vampire.
>Write-In

>>1094390
>I would prefer to talk outside, thank you very much.
I like muh big safe dargon form.

"I would much prefer to talk outside, thank you very much."

"I understand. Do you wish for a drink?"

"I'm good, thank you. Though it is a bit cold."

You give a brief, sarcastic smile.

"Ah. Why are you here, dragon?"

Actions

>Well, I heard that there was vampire cult worship going on. As a ruler, I don't really like vampire cult worship.
>Well, it's nothing personal, but my son is sort of the co-Kaiser and I want to see him inherit a powerful empire when he gets older... So I would really like it if you could not rebel, thanks.
>I'm here mostly to see what the situation is. So far it looks... Decent.
>I came here to crush and chew humans, and I'm all out of humans.
>Write-In

>>1094409
>I would prefer to talk outside, thank you very much.
I'm gambling that it'd be harder for them to put themselves up as gods if they don't rebel.

>>1094422

Anon, you kinda fucked up a little in the answer.

>>1094450
Re
I fucked up with copy and paste.

>Well, I heard that there was vampire cult worship going on. As a ruler, I don't really like vampire cult worship.
>Well, it's nothing personal, but my son is sort of the co-Kaiser and I want to see him inherit a powerful empire when he gets older... So I would really like it if you could not rebel, thanks.

I don't like the thought of vampire rulers.
That's how things like "Mandatory blood taxes" happens

"Well, two things. I heard there was a vampire cult, and as a ruler, I don't like the idea of vampire cults. Number two, my son is the co-Kaiser and I would rather have him inherit a powerful empire when he gets older, so I would really like it if you could not rebel, thanks."

"My apologies, but I cannot decide what our objectives are."

"Really?"

"I am beholden to the master, as is most of us."

You note that he seems to have a... Well, his eyes seem a bit strange... Like when Frankizka dominates someone...
Hm.

Maybe there's a head honcho who's dominating other vampires? That could explain quite a bit.

"I see... So you don't have any word in this?"

"I am sorry, but you would have to take it up with the Master."

"Who is the master?"

"The Duke of Transylvania, Vlad Tepes. He is the rightful ruler of Hungary and Romania."

For fuck's sake. Now you get to deal with Vlad Tepes.

"Pardon me, but isn't he dead? Killed by the Turks?"

"Ah. Yes, he was. He was buried at our monastery of Snagov."

Curious.

"So your a monk?"

"Most of us are indeed monks."

"So, Vlad Tepes, the ruler of Wallachia is somehow back to life? What brought him back?"

"Ah... When the Soviets took over his homeland of Wallachia, he came back. No one knows why."

How curious.

Actions

>I must thank you for being so polite, truly.
>Where is Vlad Tepes at anyways?
>What exactly is rule under the vampires like anyways?
>...Wait a minute... Maybe you can use your control over the undead to try and break Vlad Tepes control over this vampire? Maybe even submit him to your will? You are a rather accomplished necromancer after all... And no doubt this monk would be very forthcoming in information.
>So, what is your name precisely?
>Do you have any free will what so ever?
>...Fucking vampires. Nom him.
>Write-In

>>1094478
>Vlad III, known as Vlad the Impaler or Vlad Dracula,
damnit.

>...Wait a minute... Maybe you can use your control over the undead to try and break Vlad Tepes control over this vampire? Maybe even submit him to your will? You are a rather accomplished necromancer after all... And no doubt this monk would be very forthcoming in information.

You decide to try and break Vlad Tepes control over this vampire.

Roll me a 1d20+6 anons.

And please specify between making him submit to your will (Higher DC) or just freeing him.

+2 if you can distract him!
+2 if you can think lustfully about your wives, or think about adorable things they must be up to!
+2 if you can get Sir Pragius to help you by distracting him or intimidating him.

Rolled 19 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1094497
Get him to submit to our will.

So pragius could shift into his larger form and ask the vampire to consider switching masters while we let out a nice low growl.

Liz and chrysoula could be enjoying some tea.(While chrysoula wrecks all the nice tea cups with her massive hands then stammers out apologies)

>>1094497
So with necromancy what decides when it levels up?
When we get crits using it or just using it in general?

19+12=31

>>1094520
General use, and criticals. Also doing necromantic shit that is creative.

Amazing Success!

You begin to subtly warp the vampire's ties of loyalty to your own... While Pragius shifts to his largest form, and he carefully lowers himself and asks if he truly will not serve a better, more glorious liege. You let out a nice growl as well.

After a bit you think his ties of loyalty warp to you, and is indeed controlled by you... Something tells you that you just made Vlad Tepes very unhappy by doing this.

What level of control will you give the monk?

>Absolute Loyalty and little free will. He will preform worst at tasks and will have little to no personality.
>Moderate Loyalty and free will. He'll be able to preform tasks moderately and will have some personality to him.
>Low Loyalty and high free will. He'll be able to preform tasks quite well and will have quite a bit of his personality and free thinking, and no doubt thank you for freeing him.
>Free Will, what it implies. He'll have no inherent loyalty to you, but will no doubt be extremely thankful for being freed.

>>1094535
>Low Loyalty and high free will. He'll be able to preform tasks quite well and will have quite a bit of his personality and free thinking, and no doubt thank you for freeing him.

So can we choose how skellingtons get upgraded when we add bones to them?
We should try that.

You decide to give him low inherent loyalty to you.

He seems like he's waking up out of somesort of dream, and blinks his eyes slowly... He sees you, a massive dragon with a rather charming smile (which no doubt scares him from the amount of sharp teeth you have... You know you should really clean them sometime...) and a large humanoid lion giving a slight growl.

He blinks again.

"Erh... What? Is this a... Dream or something?"

"Nope. I'm Renexizious and this is Sir Pragius... So, you may be waking up from a domination spell..."

"By God, who are you? What in God's name is going on?"

He seems confused, scared, and seems to have minor memory loss... Probably from the domination.

"Well, I just told you."

"What in God's name are you? What is he? What is going on? And why am I here? This has to be a dream or something..."

You decide to make calm him down so he can tell you some coherent information.

You also realize that he's probably been under control for more than a year or two, and probably has no recollection of dragons being real.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can explain and calm him down.
+2 if you can be less intimidating, or intimidate him into calming down. (+1 if you can get Pragius to be more intimidating or less.)
+2 if you can explain what you are and who Pragius is.
+3 if you can tell him what happened, and that he should be thankful for you. (+1 if you can come up with a way to satisfy your draconic ego.)
+2 if you can properly introduce yourself and Pragius.
+2 if you can tell him this in fact not a dream, and take some joy in the fact that he thinks your not real.

Rolled 8 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>1094566
Tell pragius to shift down since the man is just awakening from his mind rape.

>Me and pragius are great creatures of legend. Coming into the world not too long ago. I am a dragon and pragius is a type of spirit in a physical form. You were under the effects of a domination from another creature of myth. A vampire. As your weak, feeble, mortal mind could not resist you went under. So no this is not a dream. While the thought is quite entertaining all of this is quite real.


You know we could probably fuck up vlad by using our necromeme skills to fuck with the necromeme energies keeping him alive.
It'd at least make him starved and weak.

Allowing samefagging if you can continue to try and calm him down.

Rolled 3 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>1094592
>You should relax. Telling yourself this is a dream won't help anyone. Just take some deep breaths. And refocus on how you got to where you are now.

Rolled 17 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>1094592
>Really you I'm not the one you should be worried about. I'm just trying to help deal with a vampire problem. I just want you to answer some questions. No need to freak out mortal.

17+14=31

Great Success!

You nod for Pragius to shift down, and decide to explain to the man...

"
>Me and pragius are great creatures of legend. Coming into the world not too long ago. I am a dragon and pragius is a type of spirit in a physical form. You were under the effects of a domination from another creature of myth. A vampire. As your weak, feeble, mortal mind could not resist you went under. So no this is not a dream. While the thought is quite entertaining all of this is quite real... But really, you should relax. Telling yourself this is a dream won't help anyone, just take some deep breaths. There you go."

The man tries to breath in and out...

"Wait... Why do... It feels like I don't need to breathe..."

"We'll talk about that later... Just refocus on where you are now. But honestly I'm not the one you should be worried about. Just trying to deal with a vampire problem, and I just need you to answer some questions."

"Vampire problem? Vampires don't..."

"Listen, they do. Now, can you tell me about them? And just think."

He calms down a bit, but still seems rather startled...

"I erh... Well..."

It takes him a bit but he slowly begins to remember.

"...I think I remember a bit... I erh... I remember the monastery..."

"Right. So... Can you tell me where Vlad Tepes is?"

"Tepes is... I think I remember him being at Bucharest... Doing somesort of ritual. I think it was already complete though, when you got here."

"Really?"

"I just... Well... I just know, I think."

"Ah... Thank you."

"I should probably tell you my name... I am Brother Vasilescu of the Order of Saint Benedict. I thank you for freeing me from my mental prison... Even though I barely remember it."

"Really, it's no problem."

"You have my gratitude... If there's anything I can do to help, you can ask."

He seems disoriented and confused so far, but seems to calm down a bit...

Solaire brings up that maybe it might be a good idea to get a religious advisor who's loyal to you... And he seems to fit the bill. Even if he's a bit of a vampire. Also so he won't cause a epidemic or something elsewhere when he gets thirsty.

Actions

>...I just need to ask a few questions, really.
>You know, I could use an advisor...
>Your free to go. Just remember the name of the dragon who freed you.
>...What sort of ritual was it?
>What is Vlad Tepes doing anyways?
>Write-In

>>1094635
>You know, I could use an advisor...

"You know mortal, I could really go for an adviser to help me... As in you, really."

"Me?"

"Of course you. Now, what do you say?"

He does not look convinced at all.

"Keep in mind, you did say anything you could do to help..."

"I... Well... I did, didn't I?"

"Yes, yes you did. Now, will you serve me?"

"Well... Sure?"

Great..

"Would you care if I ask what my du-"

"Oh, the standard lot. Give me advise time to time, tell me what needs to be done in my empire..."

"Empire?"

"Oh, right... The Empire of Sweden. Though you could say Europe..."

"What in God's name..."

"Oh, don't worry about it..."

"Right."

He still seems a bit worried.

Actions

>Calm him down a bit more... Maybe even try to befriend him.
>Come on. We should stop Vlad Tepes.
>Could I ask a few questions?
>What was this ritual he did?
>Oh, by the way... I recommend you don't betray me or steal from me. Us dragons don't really like that.
>I think we could go for some backup... Maybe we should fly home.
>Write-In

>>1094816
>What was this ritual he did?
>I think we could go for some backup... Maybe we should fly home.

Maybe grab frankizka and those skellington scientists.

>>1094826
I fail to see how skeleton scientists will help.

Updating in fifteen minutes.

"Tell me, what was this ritual that he did?"

"Well, I'm not too sure. I don't remember too well honestly."

You sigh

"Well, Pragius... I think we should head back for some extra help."

"Yes sir. Are we taking the human along?"

"Yes, we are."

You pick up the vampire and begin to fly back to Stockholm...

Eventually you arrive back at Stockholm and land, and head to your lair...

As you enter, you see Chrysoula sleeping calmly on a couch, comfortable with a blanket over her... Just like how you left her. You don't even hear yelling, though you do see the coffee table crushed and the floors have been freshly mopped...

You fail to see Frankizka or Elizabeth.

"Chrysoula?"

Chrysoula snores loudly.

"Chrysoula?"

You poke her nose, and she slowly opens her eyes.

"R-ren?"

"Hi... Where's Frankizka and Elizabeth?"

"I erh... Well..."

"...What happened anyways?"

She seems a bit nervous.

"Well... I erh... Earlier I accidentally tripped and crushed the couch. I mean, it's fine now because I fixed it... But Elizabeth yelled at me, then Frankizka... Then it became a three-way argument."

"Really?"

"...Mostly because I crushed Elizabeth's china set... And Frankizka's blood wine. They were on the coffee table which I'm trying to rebuild."

"...So you crushed their valuables?"

"O-on accident... I didn't mean to. I mean, I paid for their stuff back."

"How? You didn't use my money, right?"

"I mean, it was my fault, so I erh... I kind of had to get a job."

"Really?"

"Well, yeah... I just got home actually. I-I just got a job as a construction worker."

"...Huh. So you paid for their stuff?"

"I mean, it might take a week or two... I just hope they forgive me."

"Where are they now?"

"Frankizka stormed off to the attic, and Elizabeth I think is in the laboratory."

"I see. Anything else?"

"Well... I also fixed your bed after Frankizka sabotaged it to inconvenience Elizabeth... And I stopped Elizabeth from setting Frankizka's clothes on fire... Though Elizabeth did cause a leak in the attic so Frankizka's sofa up there got soggy... And in response Frankizka opened the roof up to rain water here so I had to clean it..."

She sighs.

"...I feel like it's a full time job. And I already have a full time job... My back hurts like hell honestly, and the two of them just can't get along... I've even considered just locking them in the basement."

"I see... What are they arguing about anyways?"

"Everything? Who's the most loved wife, who's the best wife, who has the best country and culture..."

She sighs, and turns over, grunting in pain.

"...Wait... Actually I did lock them in the basement. Sorry. I wanted some sleep without any shenanigans."

"That all happened in the span of nine hours?"

"...I mean, well... It's early in the morning now since you left."

Continued!

"Right... I didn't really expect the trip to take so long."

"It's fine... But uh, you might want to let them out. Sorry about locking them down stairs, but I really just wanted some sleep. I also made a gift basket for them so they'll get along."

"You made a basket?"

"Well... More like a box. I don't know how to weave, but I do know how to make a box. Can you take it to them while I get ready to go to work? Frankizka's in the laboratory and Elizabeth's in the library... Also I mopped the floor, so please be c-careful, ok?"

You see that the room seems very well cleaned and mopped... Much better than what the servants do, and a few coffee and dirt stains have been completely scrubbed away. Also the stairs look good as new... Did she install new stairs? Huh.

"Did you change the stairs? They look different... I mean, they seem artisan."

"I uh... I spent the money the construction company gave me to buy you something so you wouldn't get mad... I also had enough to get you a potted plant... I think it was a rose or something. I thought it was sweet."

She seems a bit nervous but calmed... She's probably hoping you don't get mad at her.

Actions

>Sure, no problem.
>...If you want, I can just pay for Elizabeth and Frankizka's stuff. It's probably pocket change.
>...Listen, can you not lock them downstairs? I don't want them to starve or anything if you forget or something.
>...I completely understand not wanting to hear arguing while you sleep.
>You got a job just to pay for your mistakes? You really are sweet, aren't you?
>Jesus, they're acting like kids, aren't they?
>...At least nothing got broken.
>...I recommend you just stay out of it. They'll probably leave you alone. Probably.
>...Why does your back hurt anyways?
>Thanks for cleaning up... And installing new stairs. Really means a lot.
>...Why the hell did you lock them in the basement!
>...Listen, I wouldn't get mad at you over this, ok?
>Write-In

>>1095106
>Write-In
"Look, I understand that you are worried I might get angry with you; I am not in the slightest angry at you, though I will certainly have a strong talking down-to with them about this.

Next, I apologise for their behaviour and will see about dealing with them. It isn't fair that you suffer for their petty arguments sake.

Also, I like the fact that you have gotten a job, it is good that you took the initiative to solve what you saw as a problem before it became one.

However I would point out that you don't need to do this if you don't want; I can almost certainly replace the blood wine considering I contain a major ingredient of it and Liz will get over the china set. If not I can get her another one from actual china or something.

Oh, by the way, thank you for the new stairs and for cleaning up. They are beautiful and I can say for certain that your work will be undervalued at your job. If you want, you could get a job producing sculptures rather than simply building things; a more expressive activity I would say.

Lastly, you said your back hurts? Do you know why? Do you want me try and ease the pain?"

"Look, I understand that you are worried I might get angry with you; I am not in the slightest angry at you, though I will certainly have a strong talking down-to with them about this.. But next, I apologise for their behaviour and will see about dealing with them. It isn't fair that you suffer for their petty arguments sake... But I really do like the fact that you have gotten a job, it is good that you took the initiative to solve what you saw as a problem before it became one."

"I mean, thanks... I erh, never had a job before and I was quite curious."

"I will point out that you don't need to do this if you don't want; I can almost certainly replace the blood wine considering I contain a major ingredient of it and Liz will get over the china set. If not I can get her another one from actual china or something."

"Well... I mean, it's my fault for breaking the china and wine... I should pay for it."

"You want to pay for it?"{/red]

"I mean, thank you for offering your help but I-I mean, it's perfectly fine. I can handle hauling building materials and crates. It's easy."

"You really don't want my help?"

She sighs.

"I mean... I just caused you to spend nearly a million on my clothes... I don't want to become a burden... I know I tend to spend a lot, and I really am trying my best to make up for... Well, you know. Breaking things."

"Speaking of things, thank you for the new stairs and for cleaning up. They are beautiful and I can say for certain that your work will be undervalued at your job. If you want, you could get a job producing sculptures rather than simply building things; a more expressive activity I would say..."

"I uh... I never sculpted before. I'm not sure if I would be good at it."

"Well, maybe later we can try... But lastly, you said your back hurts? Do you know why? Do you want me try and ease the pain?"

"I mean, it began to hurt once I tripped and crushed the couch... And the coffee table... It didn't really help that on the first day I had to move steel beams and push a few trucks..."

"You moved cars?"

"I mean, it didn't hurt too much... But my back roars in pain like the fires of Hades... I really shouldn't of moved that truck full of steel beams..."

"What's your job anyways?"

"I just push heavy objects out of the way and haul steel, wood, that sort of thing... The foreman says I'm the best hauler he's ever had apparently."

Actions

>Later you should put in a word with the foreman to reduce her work and increase her pay. Or maybe just her pay.
>I'm proud of you for getting a job, Chrysoula.
>Maybe you shouldn't work too hard... You shouldn't hurt your back.
>Give her a kiss?
>...If you want, I can cuddle with you. I really did miss you.
>...Listen, if you want I can put some lotion or something on your back to make it feel better.
>I can use necromancy healing...
>When I get back, we can spend some time together, ok?
>Write-In

Bumping anons.

>>1095252
>Give her a kiss?

>Write-In
"Well first off, tell your boss that you can't do that much weight at once. It isn't a problem as he said so himself, you are the best he has had and it is probably because the last ones didn't injure themselves by working too hard.

Also, you are not a burden. I spend ridiculous money on Liz as well I'll have you know and I once got a boat for Frankizka not to mention a huge cake...

Next to deal with your pain, I could either offer a mutagen, a pain-killer or a massage and a hot bath followed by snuggling up together..."

You give her a kiss.

"Well, first off tell your boss you can't do that much weight at once. It isn't a problem as he said, you are after all his best and it's probably because for the best you don't injure yourself... But really, you aren't a burden. I spend ridiculous amounts of money on Liz and Frankizka... I even got her a boat and a huge cake once..."

"Well... I mean, I break things a lot, and I spend a lot... I just really do feel like I should give something back."

"You aren't a burden, far from it. But to deal with your pain, I could offer either a mutagen, a pain killer, or a massage and a hot bath... And snuggling together."

She seems tempted by the latter option.

"I mean... The snuggling part seems cute... But I have work to go to in... What time is it?"

"Erh..." You check your watch.

"It's about 7 AM."

"Oh... I erh, have to get to the construction yard in three hours... Well..."

Actions

>Let's do the mutagen. It would be the fastest, but might have side effects... But you'd probably like it.
>You can just take some painkillers. You'll be fine.
>...I think I'd like the hot bath and snuggling myself. You yourself said you'd like this.
>...Chrysoula, you aren't a burden, I just really want to stress this.
>...I should probably free Elizabeth and Frankizka first though.
>...Hey, do you want to come along to bust some vampire heads?
>Write-In

>>1095378
>...I think I'd like the hot bath and snuggling myself. You yourself said you'd like this.
>...I should probably free Elizabeth and Frankizka first though.
>>Write-In
"What if I go in with you and help you? Just until you feel a bit better?"

"I should probably free Elizabeth and Frankizka first though... But I think the two of us would like the hot bah and snuggling. You yourself said you'd like this... Would you care if I went into the bath to help you? Just until you feel a bit better?"

She seems a bit shy.

"I mean, I erh... Well..."

Roll me a 1d20+7 to see if she'll let you help.

+3 for good arguments.
+2 if you can mention that you aren't being forward or lustful. (If you actually are, just come up with a lie.)
+2 if you can reassure her.

Autosuccess if everything is done.

>>1095394
Not what I meant OP but I can roll with it...


"You have injured your back, stretching to wash certain body parts could further damage your body and will most certainly be painful.

I won't do anything unless you want me to, which considering you are injured would be very unwise just in case you hurt yourself further.

Anyhow, it is best you just relax, sit back and let the warm waters of the bath heal your back. Anyhow, it isn't like I'll be see anything new..."

>>1095404
>Mention hot bath with Chrysoula.
>Who is waifu.
>Mention you going into tell her.

Literally every sign pointed towards "lets have a bathing scene.

>>1095407
What the fuck is

>Mention you going into tell her.

I'm too busy at work for spelling mistakes damn it.

I meant

>Mention your going into the bath with her.

>>1095410
I meant going to work with her, to help her do her job? It seemed like a logical act of compassion but now you are making me doubt my sanity...

>>1095412
OH.

I erh... Alright.

I mean, if you want you can still help her bathe? Unless that was the original intention?

I'm so fucking confused.

>>1095435
Aye, I'll go ahead with your interpretation of my intent. It is still a nice gesture either way...though we can just ask after if we can join her at work and help her. Please?

>>1095437
I mean, yeah. Sure,

[red]"Come on. You injured your back, stretching to wash certain body parts... Stretching to wash could really further damage your body and I won't do anything unless you want me to. Which considering you are injured would be unwise... But it's best you just relax and let the bath heal you, ok? It's not like I'm going to see anything new."[/red]

"Well... That's a good point... I suppose you can help."

[red]"Great. Afterwards I'll help you at work, ok?"[/red]

"Really? Thanks. It'll be fun... Bet I can lift more than you."

[red]"Really?"[/red]

"Well... After you help my back."

You go to wash Chrysoula, and she barely fits into the tub. Mostly because it's been stretched out and refitted. Barely.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to help Chrysoula.
For doing this, she'll get a +10 to opinion of you for actually helping her.

+3 if you can think of a way to get more space for Chrysoula's bath.
+2 if you can also think of what Chrysoula would smell good with when you use thine soap.
+2 if you can be a bit lustful in your cleaning. Or just thank her for taking care of the children. And by children, you mean your other wives and for being responsible.
+2 if you can think of a good way to unstress a minotaur.

Rolled 11 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>1095511
Shift to a smaller form, Kobold for example, so she can have more space.

Hell man, all perfumes smell like shit to me more or less... I guess I will go with the ever classic roses but I personally would think a more appropriate scent for her would need to be "earthier" if that makes any more sense to you than it does to me...

"Thanks for keeping those two on lock down. They are a handful even on their best behaviour and I honestly sometimes wonder if it is worth having them both live here..."

Massage her back, brush her fur down, wash her hair thoroughly and generally try to relax her muscles.

11+14=25

Success!

You message her back, brushing her fur and head, and relax her muscles.

[red]"You know, I really have to thank you for keeping those two on lock down. They're a handful even on their best behavior. Honestly, I wonder sometimes if it's worth having them both live here together."[/red]

"Really? I mean, they usually keep their distance."

[red]"It annoys me."[/red]

"I mean... I kind of want everyone to stay together, if that makes sense. I mean, both are my friend... Or at least I'm trying to get along with them... I'm still not sure if Elizabeth likes me."

[red]"She likes you, alright?"[/red]

"Hey uh... Can you scratch right there?"

She relaxes immensely.

"But your considering kicking one out?"

Actions

>I'm not trying to alarm you Chrysoula, ok?
>...Chrysoula, they're basically waging a cold war at the point. It's a miracle no one is hurt.
>...Well, I mean... Not kick them out.
>Sorry, sorry. I really shouldn't mention that.
>Honestly, compared to those two, you are far more manageable.
>Kiss her and pat her on the horns?
>Write-In

>>1095606
>Kiss her and pat her on the horns?
>Write-In
"That has the wrong implications but...it seems like it might end up being necessary...

I know that if this keeps up, that they'll keep fighting and eventually someone will get seriously hurt.

I honestly therefore feel it might be better to try and either separate them somewhat by making another bedroom or two or by getting one of them busy with something somewhere.

I love them and don't plan on forcing them to leave but I mean, it's not like I don't think about it. You on the other hand are pretty much the best behaved person I have had the pleasure of knowing. One of the cutest too..."

>>1095649
This

You kiss her and pat her on the horns.

[red]"
"That has the wrong implications but...it seems like it might end up being necessary... I know that if this keeps up, that they'll keep fighting and eventually someone will get seriously hurt. I honestly therefore feel it might be better to try and either separate them somewhat by making another bedroom or two or by getting one of them busy with something somewhere."

She seems a bit disappointed, but you continue on.

"I love them and don't plan on forcing them to leave but I mean, it's not like I don't think about it. You on the other hand are pretty much the best behaved person I have had the pleasure of knowing. One of the cutest too..."

"Really? I mean, thank you... I mean, your cute too. You really small."

You growl softly.

"I am not cute."

"...I mean, your really small. And your growl is really cute."

She pats you on the head as you brush her large muscular arm.

"...I mean, I really don't want to see anyone go..."

"I know. I don't either."

You eventually finish scrubbing her arms and move to her legs.

"So... Ren?"

"What?"

"Why do you think I'm adorable?"

"Really?"

"Well... I mean, I'm curious."

Actions

>Let's see... Your clumsy in a cute way, you stutter, your nervous... And your huge as hell and cute.
>Well, I mean... Honestly, your breasts. They're really charming.
>What about you isn't adorable?
>Your socially awkward... Which is actually quite nice.
>Well, you make mistakes, but try to make up for it... And often make things better.
>That's for me to know.
>Write-In

>>1095719
>Let's see... Your clumsy in a cute way, you stutter, your nervous... And your huge as hell and cute.
>Well, you make mistakes, but try to make up for it... And often make things better.

As said chrysoula is actually a pretty good waifu.

>>1095719
>Write-In
"You mean besides being a sheltered, innocent, attractive, responsible, self-conscious, easily embarrassed and honest girl? Oh, I don't know, you have cute horns, beautiful eyes, a great smile and dynamite attitude.

Then there is the fact you don't judge my actions too much or consider yourself superior or anything like that...


You are actually best wife currently is what I am saying. Mostly because you don't cause all that many problems intentionally."

>>1095763
I mean, I'm not sure about putting the best wife part unless other anons want to put it in.

>>1095772
Yeah I kinda don't want to.