>>1073499
>[] Find something to build/create
There was that supercomputer from Smiles tower secret floor.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1073499
>[] Test my new powers * Energy storage/ feed back and Drain* 1d20+cont

>Ill Omen
isn't that one of Layla's nicknames?

>>1073499
>[] Try and Find Emily, and spend some time with her (Mom 2)

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1073499
>[] Test my new powers * Energy storage/ feed back and Drain* 1d20+cont

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1073499
>[] Test my new powers * Energy storage/ feed back and Drain* 1d20+cont
>[] See if Emi or Cyra want to hang out *Cyra*
>[] Find something to build/create
She rebuilt a car or something, we could use her to make a motorcycle.

Hmm, actually watching all this electricity and basic programs fly through the air just like the birds gives me an idea. I've got a new ability recently, and I haven't truly had time to test it to its fullest potential.

And while I'm alone up on this empty rooftop, with only the birds and garden growing up here to be put into any sort danger in case my power goes hay wire or does something I was simply not expecting. The perfect conditions to find out the restricitions and uses of this strange ability.

I smile as I walk over to one of the thing purple tubes running along the side of the roof top, and grab it with both hands, focusing on it as I hold onto it as tightly as I can. Gritting my teeth, I feel the familar surge of power running up my arms, spars flying from my palms as I begin to suck out the power from the pipe.
-
20+3= success
-
I yell, I don't know why I do, but I do. My veins glow brightly as I begin to drink in more and more of the power from the ultra pipe, wincing as I feel it starting to store itself in my flesh and bones, making them feel warm in a odd but not uncomfortable way.

I hear the power in the building begin to die out, a low drone that fills my heart with dread. I let go, and the lights on the block light back up, and the drone turns into a loud buzz.

I smirk, looking down at my hands, feeling an electrical tingle under my skin.

A spark dances over my arms every now and again before it vanishes back into me

What do I do?
[] put the power back 1d20+cont
[] charge something with it
[] let it all out 1d20+cont
[] keep it in me
[] have fun zapping people with built up static
[] test my limits 1d20+cont and end
[] write in

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1073575
>[] put the power back 1d20+cont

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1073575
>[] test my limits 1d20+cont and end

>>1073575
>[] keep it in me

>>1073575
>[] keep it in me

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1073575
>[] test my limits 1d20+cont and end

CRANK IT UP TO 11

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1073575
>[] charge something with it
>[] let it all out 1d20+cont
Not at the same time, of course.

Hmm, I'm not sure if this is the limit to how much energy I can hold inside of myself. I think I can pack in a little more electricity, but if I can't it would still be wise to test my absolute limits with this ability. Besides I have to admit it is kind of fun sucking in electricity, leaves a fun little buzz in my head when I'm done with it.

Brushing my hands together, I dust them off before I grab the pipe again, smiling widely as my ears twitch and wiggle. Sparks arc between my fingers as I start to "suck" in the energy again and absorb it into myself, letting it saturate my body as I do so
-
10+5= 15 = success
-

Wait, somethings wrong. the good feeling passes by quickly. And then I just start to feel that welling energy inside of me growing thicker and heavier, as it begins to overfill. My body sparks as I feel the familiar sensation of being shocked as I drink in just a little too much electricity than my body can store.

I wince, as I feel it starting to run out of me. and then it stops, and gets reabsorbed into my body as it "Calms down"

I gasp, and let go...feeling....feeling kinda of hyper!

grinning widely I look around for something to do, and can't stop myself from running around

What do I do?
[] TINKER 1d20+int
[] Annoy my siblings trying to get them to do things
[] call Cyra and chat rapidly and happily
[] Just run around
[] let off some of the extra energy
[] Go do hero stuff
[] write in

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1073673
>[] TINKER 1d20+int

>>1073673
>[] Annoy my siblings trying to get them to do things
>[] call Cyra and chat rapidly and happily

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1073673
>[] TINKER 1d20+int

>>1073673
>[] TINKER 1d20+int
Create a Super Filtration mechanism that can absorb, process, and purify all Super in an area, containing it safely.

Rolled 8 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1073673
>[] TINKER 1d20+int

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1073695
Forgot to roll. Also, it's an Ultra filter. Not Sup

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1073673
>[] TINKER 1d20+int
>[] Just run around
>[] Visit Smiles tower

Might as well try to secure some secondary income.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1073673
>[] TINKER 1d20+int
Create our own body armor!

Need to make, need to tinker, need to make and tinker with something. I need to I NEED TO, got to keep my hands busy and I have so many ideas I just can't wait anymore. Need to ...I need to find spare parts to make it. I glance around the rooftops quickly and grin when I see a pile of old tvs and labtops sitting under a tarp marked "For anyone who can fix them" Well I don't think I can do that but they have lots of parts in them I think I can use. I know I can use them, I just need to take them apart and then I can get to tinkering. Not sure what I'm going to make but that doesn't matter, I just need to make something, create some knick nack or another. Just need to make something, anything, what it is doesn't matter.

Jittering I toss the wet tarp off, my veins glowing brightly as I twist around, deconstructing the various tvs and laptops into little itty bitty parts, creating a cloud of metal, chips and wires behind myself as I clap my hands excitedly and stomp my feat, grinning cheerfully as I turn back to it.

I throw my arms up, and then down, pushing the bits and pieces together, leading them with quick swipes of my fingers, merging metal and connecting wires as I work!
-
16+8= 24= success!
-

I frown, some of the parts are ruined beyond repair. So I toss them away off the roof with a flick of my wrist, and start working with the good intact stuff. I'm just listening to my whims right now. Not sure what this is making, but I am setting connections that should make whatever it is work. Though I have no idea whats its functions will me

A ball of metal forms, the piece of screen sitting like a window or visor attached to it. Two speakers bend into the shapes of cat ears as a port on the end glows like a flash light, making a long busy, pink colored tail of light. I think that's because of how strong the LED on the end of the fire is.

It comes to my hands and rests. I tilt my head as the thing powers up, and the visor turns on, displaying two cat like eyes and a mouth

"MMrrrrrrooooah?" it says, through distorted speakers, which tilt as it looks up at me.

What do I do?
[] fix it, improve! 1d20+int
[] Squee!
[] a cat robot?
[] try to give it an ai? 1d20+int
[]Pet it, and see how it reacts
[] take it apart and make something else
[] give it to some one
[] write in

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1073787
>[] fix it, improve! 1d20+int
GIVE IT ITS OWN LASER POINTER

THATS ALSO A DEADLY LASER

AND OPERATES INDEPENDENTLY OF CAT INTELLIGENCE

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1073787
>[] Squee!
>[] a cat robot?
>[] fix it, improve! 1d20+int
A laser point emitter that it can run after (its actually for targeting)

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1073787
>[] Squee!
>[] a cat robot?
>[]Pet it, and see how it reacts
>[] fix it, improve! 1d20+int

>>1073787
>>1073787
>[] Squee!
>[] a cat robot?
>[] fix it, improve! 1d20+int
A cat is fine too.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1073844
>>1073787
Forgot the dice

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1073787
>[] fix it, improve! 1d20+int
>[] *Sequel internally*!
>[] a cat robot?
>[]Pet it, and see how it reacts

Retractable, vibrating claws. Shock absorbing legs and whatever to allow it to walk up walls. Add some stuff to keep it always balanced, and that it always lands on it's feet.

>>1073787
>[]Pet it, and see how it reacts
>[] Squee!
>[] a cat robot?
>[] fix it, improve! 1d20+int

I blink, managing to form a cohesive thought that isn't about running around or wanting to make something. I stare at the little round robot sitting in my hand, about the size of a soccer ball, maybe a bit larger or smaller. I can't really tell...it has a pleasant warmth to it and its pretty heavy....and its a cat, a cat robot

"A cat robot?" I ask it, not expecting a response as I hold it up over my head and frown and then grin widely as it makes a warbling purr, and rolls against my hand

I smile slightly and pat it with my fingers, static rising from my mouth as I "Squee" and hold it close to my chest. it makes another distorted meow and purr, my heart hurts...I can't stand it sounding like that. its such a sweet heart and it has bad speakers...I need to fix it...I need to improve it

"Well, its a nice thing you can't feel pain, little one" I say as I begin to reorganize its inner workings, and go about repairing the damages that are in it...as well as...well just improving it with a few spare parts still lying at my feet
-
18+8=26= SUCCESS!
-

It stares up at me curiously, like its wondering what I'm doing to it as my veins glows a dim purple, as I run my hand over it to make sure I get it right. It leans into my hand and with a gasp I realize I'm petting it, so I continue to do so, even after I give it a laser pointer, in built for targeting and play purposes, and an option to appear more...well cat like, along with some retractable claws and off course treating its metal so it can move up walls if its in its ball shape or cat shape.

It blinks as it powers back on and

"Mwoah" it says normally, rolling against me gently, with a natural sounding purr.

What do I do?
[] Play, pamper and give it a name
[] show it to my family
[] Call Cyra and tell her I have something to show her
[] give it to emi, she could use another friend
[] run combat tests with it
[] run Catnip.exe
[] MAKE MORE, I NEED MORE OF THESE 1d20+int
[] write in

>>1073909
>[] show it to my family
Hey guys we have a robocat now do I make more?

>>1073909
>[] Play, pamper and give it a name
>[] show it to my family
>[] Call Cyra and tell her I have something to show her
>[] give it to emi, she could use another friend

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1073909
>[] run Catnip.exe
>[] MAKE MORE, I NEED MORE OF THESE 1d20+int
We should buy EMP powers since we know we are weak to it and so do our enemies

>>1073909
>[] Play, pamper and give it a name
>[] show it to my family
>[] run Catnip.exe

I'm so glad we got Drain now.

>>1073909
>[] Play, pamper and give it a name
>[] show it to my family
>[] run Catnip.exe

>>1073909
>[] show it to my family
>[] Call Cyra and tell her I have something to show her
>[] give it to emi, she could use another friend
>add quiet mode to it

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1073909
>[] MAKE MORE, I NEED MORE OF THESE 1d20+int
There's no such thing as too many cats.

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>>1074031

"Awww" I say rubbing it between its speaker ears as it continues to purr and roll over my chest, chasing after my fingers and switching to its more cat like form, its ball shape shuttering and wrapping around itself to form its body as it leaps at my fingers, and I pull it away before it can dig its claws into them.

It turns and notice its laser pointer, playing as I take direct control of it to give it a bit more of a challenge.

"You could use a name though" I say, watching it clamber up the metal door leading into the apartments, still chasing after the red dot, I chuckle as it comes back around to me, and nearly runs into my legs "How about"

I glance at it as it climbs up my back and rests on my shoulders, laying behind me neck as it begins to purr

"Artificial playful feline companion....no that's not right...to robotic" I sigh as I scratch it behind the ear, walking down into the apartments with it "Well how about Arty?"

"Mrow" it meows into my ear, digging its claws into my shoulders as it tries to keep from falling of

"Don't like it?" I ask myself, shrugging as I walk down the barley lit stair case "How about Chrome?"

it doesn't respond but I like the name chrome so that's what its going to be. I smile, walking down the empty hallways to adam's apartment, and open up the door

"Ah, Eve, welcome back" Rasputin says, reading his book, not paying attention to me as Mimi crushes cinderblocks with her bare hands

Chrome jumps onto his shoulder

"Huh...?" He says, turning and nearly smacking his head into it...he pauses and blinks three time with each eye "Eve....what is this?"

"Oh its chrome" I say happily "I made him just now on the roof, he's a robotic cat and"

"WOW!" Mimi shouts, rushing over to get a look "You made a cat, what can it do?"

"I don't want to know" Ras sighs "Please tell me its just a cat but metal

What do I do?
[] make it give a demonstration
[] let Mimi find out for herself and tell her to be gentle
[] Ask ras what's thats supposed to mean
[] Well if you want to know it can....
[]...it can only do cat things
[] Aww I think it likes you raz
[] I can make more if you want
[] write in

>>1074044
I just had an idea: how much does our asshole landlady like cats? And would she like one or several that have almost none of the drawbacks owning a regular organic cat has? Except for the one we just made, that one is our's and/or Emi's.

>>1074056
>[] Aww I think it likes you raz
>[] make it give a demonstration
>[] Ask ras what's thats supposed to mean
>[] I can make more if you want

>Maniacal grin

>>1074056
>[] Aww I think it likes you raz
>[] make it give a demonstration
>[] Ask ras what's thats supposed to mean
>[] I can make more if you want
>Maniacal grin

>>1074056
>[] let Mimi find out for herself and tell her to be gentle
>[] Ask ras what's thats supposed to mean
>[] I can make more if you want

>>1074057
If we sell them, are we a CATpitalist?

>>1074056
>[] Aww I think it likes you raz
>[] make it give a demonstration
>[] Ask ras what's thats supposed to mean
>[] I can make more if you want

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>>1074044
Now imagine that with our targeting system.

>>1074056
>[] Ask ras what's thats supposed to mean
>[] Aww I think it likes you raz
>[] let Mimi find out for herself and tell her to be gentle
>[] I can make more if you want
>[] make it give a demonstration
>trademark sparks grin

>>1074074
What have I done? But yeah, we now have a neat source of emergency funds if we find more piles of tv's and laptops. Except for Chrome, Chrome is ours.

"And what's that supposed to mean?" I ask angrily as Ras tries to ignore Chrome rubbing against his face while he reads his book

"Oh, no offense but you tend to go a bit overboard with your inventions sis" He says calmly as his middle eye glances at the cat "Just trying to be safe here"

"Awww, well don't worry I think the little guy likes you" I say as Mimi hangs on the back of ras' recliner, watching the cat like...well a cat

"I'm gonna worry if the damn thing can fart out plasma beams" Ras says, trying to push poor chrome out of the way

"Can it do that?" Mimi asks, leaning closer, pulling the entire recliner closer to the ground and herself, making Chrome walk up to her "Oh hey there little kitty, don't worry I don't eat metal so....don't be afraid of me please...I know I'm usually wanting people to be afraid of me but...can it understand me"

"Probably to some degree" I say shrugging as she pokes its face and frowns

"SO what can this little thing do?" She asks as ras glances over at it, as it turns to me and tries to climb up my coat again

I wince as it scratches me a little bit

"Well, it can climb on most surfaces, has retractable claws that can vibrate, its tail is a port and wire" I say calmly as it clambers back onto my shoulders "its water and fire proof, processes additional electricity with ease, has the balance of cat of course, and has a laser pointer than can be powered up to"

"I knew it" Ras snorts as I frown

"To shine brighter, haven't made it deadly yet" I say angrily as she frowns

"Sorry" He says hanging his head as Mimi tries and grabs at the cat

"Okay, so its basically a better cat?" She asks as I nod

"I did remove the failings of a cat's organic make up from it" I say grinning widely as I look at mimi "Hey do you want one?"

"Hell yes" She says, looking at me sternly

"Well I can make more...much more" I say happily hugging her.

Before someone slams the door roughly

"MR ATOM, I KNOW YOU'RE KEEPING A CAT, I'VE BEEN FINDING FUR ALL MONTH AND I JUST HEARD SOMETHING MEOW, GET OUT HERE RIGHT NOW"

"Oh yeah, mimi's shedding still isn't she?" Ras says dully as Mimi blushes, as much as she can at least

"I AM NOT" She hisses

"SO its called mimi then?" the landlady hisses

"How did she not here you?" I ask tilting my head "If she could hear chrome"

What do I do?
[] hide chrome and answer the door
[] answer the door with chrome
[] hide and hope she goes away
[] give her a sales pitch for chrome
[] introduce myself as Lilith's daughter
[]stun the landlady! 1d100
[] write in

>>1074150
>[] answer the door with chrome
>[] give her a sales pitch for chrome

>>1074150
>[] answer the door with chrome
>[] give her a sales pitch for chrome

>Not this one though, I'll make you your own.

>>1074150
>[] answer the door with chrome
>[] give her a sales pitch for chrome
I''l make it custom built for your needs!

>>1074171
Wink wink

>>1074150
>[] answer the door with chrome
>[] give her a sales pitch for chrome
>offer to "upgrade" her, so she can merge with the house and monitor everything and provide assistance, as well as improving her a.i. so that she would be more user friendly.

>>1074181
That wouldn't go over well

>>1074181
That is legitimately terrifying, please no. Though the look on Adams face when we told him would have almost been worth it.

>>1074193
Where did your name come from?

>>1074206
Back when I was going through the archive, I occasionally posted on the current HM thread to say how amazing his work was and how much fun it was to read, and scream autisticly about things because I get overly emotional about shit. When I was almost done, I started posting with the name (Almost) Caught Up Anon, because it amused me more than anything I think (and I'm a bit of an attention whore, but you knew that already) And when I finally got to my first live HM thread, I took the (Almost) off and here we are.

"And did she just think I was a cat?" Mimi growls as she walks over to the door "Oh, I'm going to..."

"No you are not sister" I say stepping in front of her, opening the door just a bit, only for a gnarled branches to stick between it, as a wrinkly, withered old woman with half moon glasses glares at me and smiles

"Ah, you're not that lazy lay about are you" She says happily before her eyes narrow "SO what are you doing in his room? I don't remember telling him he could have friends over"

"Oh we're house sitting" I say, lying like adam told me to if I ever ran into this old and sour landlady "You're mrs shriek right"

"The one and only" She says looking at my shoulder with a frown "Grrr, so it was one of his dumb inventions then?"

"Oh chrome? No he's one of mine" I say happily "Isn't he just lovely"

"Hmmm" She says leaning closer, adjusting her glasses "He doesn't have any fur....he's a machine right?"

"Yep, no allergies or dirty by products" I say happily as she smiles warmly and reaches out to touch him

"Isn't one of those kill bots right?" She asks sweetly "Oh you couldn't harm a fly could you, you tin can"

"Nope, though...well he isn't his claws might be metal but they're harmless to humans" I say happily as I hold my arm out so chrome can investigate her "And he's self cleaning as well, has several programs for hunting pests, a targeting system to tell it what not to break, easily programmable that one, and it can turn into a ball if you need, not to mention it has an inbuilt warmer and"

"You wouldn't be willing to part with this cutie would you?" She asks, ignoring me to stare at chrome, petting and scratching him between his ears and under his chin

"Well...not chrome, I made him for me...but I could make you one or more quickly enough if" I say quickly as she cackles

"They can record right?" She asks as I nod, frowning and feeling a little annoyed she interuppted my explanation "How much?"

What do I say?
[] Er....free?
[] get me the things i need, and its for free
[]....twenty bucks a pop
[] fifty bucks for each
[] a hundred dollars
[] a thousand
[]WAIT, I COULD SELL THESE< think of how much they'd improve apartment living conditions!
[]Could you just be nicer to adam for me?
[]Well I am a little hungry...
[] write in

>>1074244
>[] fifty bucks for each
>[]WAIT, I COULD SELL THESE< think of how much they'd improve apartment living conditions!

>>1074244
>[] get me the things i need, and its for free

>Wait a beat

>[]WAIT, I COULD SELL THESE< think of how much they'd improve apartment living conditions!
>[]Could you just be nicer to adam for me?

No one else?

>>1074297
Odd, I wonder if something is up with 4chan? Seems like abrupt drop.

>>1074244
>[] get me the things i need, and its for free
>[]Could you just be nicer to adam for me?

>>1074297
Yeah, something may be wrong. I'd give it a few more minutes, just to be safe.

>>1074244
>[] a hundred dollars
About the price of a regular cat
Also, I was at dinner sorry for the delay

>>1074244
>>1074253
This, I'd rather that the cost of actually making these things is calculated offscenes. Though I'm still not sure if we should sell them yet.

>>1074343
Not that I don't want to sell them, but I would like to do some other things first.

She smiles, showing her dentures as she grins widely, her eyes sparkling with ultra as she looks up at me, tapping her walking stick impatiently as I smile back at her. My ears wiggles as Chrome decides to see what's ontop of my head and climbs on it, looking at the old mrs shriek...she reminds me Victor Mcool, the man who's recycled ultra brough my siblings back to life. I smile a bit wider as Nostalgia washes over me

"Well, if you could just be nicer to adam for me and get me the things I need to make them" I say putting my hands in her pockets as she frowns deeply "I'll do it for free"

"I'll try, but I make no promises and what exactly do you need?' She says as Mimi glares at her from behind my back, growling.

"...hmm, odd friend you have their" She says coldly when she spots mimi "Very odd"

"...You're lucky my sis is a good person" Mimi grumbles as the old woman smiles

"Ah, my apologises" She says, sarcastically "So...what do you need again? sorry I didn't give you a chance to answer"

"I can make it out of most things technological, I just need some spare parts from....tvs...laptops...and anything else really" I say as she cackles and I gasp as I realize "WAIT, I COULD SELL THESE!, THINK OF HOW MUCH THEY'D IMPROVE APARTMENT LIVING CONDITIONS"

"Yes....yes we could" Old lady shriek says with a sneer "So...partners"

What do I do?
[] ignore her and decide to do something else, while she gets me the materials I need
[] Yeah sure whatever *rush off to mass produce a batch of them* 1d20+int
[] Begin drawing blueprints for different varieties of them *with ras's help*
[] Call cyra and emi, and tell them I might have a way to spread our name a bit
[] call emi, and use her to get to smile's tower, to give an impromptu demonstration
[] No! You're mean and bitter
[] Hmm, eh, sure but only for advertisement
[]....Oh like that...no, no I'll do this myself
[] Make one for her so she doesn't bother me
[] write in


>>1074335
I got mine for five.

>>1074370
>[] Yeah sure whatever *rush off to mass produce a batch of them* 1d20+int
>[] Begin drawing blueprints for different varieties of them *with ras's help*
>[] Call cyra and emi, and tell them I might have a way to spread our name a bit
I know we are being taken advantage of but its so CUTE how nieve we are

>>1074370
>[] Call cyra and emi, and tell them I might have a way to spread our name a bit
>[] Make one for her so she doesn't bother me
>[] Begin drawing blueprints for different varieties of them *with ras's help*

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1074370
>[] Yeah sure whatever *rush off to mass produce a batch of them* 1d20+int
>[] Begin drawing blueprints for different varieties of them *with ras's help*
>[] Call cyra and emi, and tell them I might have a way to spread our name a bit

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1074377
>>1074370
Forgot to roll

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1074370
>[] Yeah sure whatever *rush off to mass produce a batch of them* 1d20+int
>[] Begin drawing blueprints for different varieties of them *with ras's help*
>[] Call cyra and emi, and tell them I might have a way to spread our name a bit
>[] call emi, and use her to get to smile's tower, to give an impromptu demonstration
Out catbot is nice, but I doubt it is that innovative to want to keep exclusive rights to it.

"Yeah sure whatever" I say, ignoring her as I turn around hearing ras groan as I walk over to the kitchen, hearing the door open wider behind me and mimi growl

"Hey who said you could come in? this is our!" She shout angrily, no doubt trying to protect her "territory"

I don't hear a thing, but judging from mimi's whining, she just heightend her voice to a pitch that would sound like a very sharp, and loud whistle to my poor sister.

I turn around and glare at the old woman, as she pushes up her glasses

"What?' She says trying to sound innocent as Ras stands up behind her, his eyes narrowing as he sighs

"Eve, did you even hear what she said?" He asks as I sit down on the table, not wanting to get us and adam kicked out of our home even if she just hurt my dear sister like that

"Most of it, I needed to refocus my attention to other things, but she's going to get me everything I need" I say happily as the old woman chuckles

"No she's going to" Ras says angrily as he freezes and gasps

"Nice costume, I'm sure the girls at the knitting club would love it" the old woman says calmly "But I can see I'm not wanted here, I'll just leave....but I'll be back to work out the kinks in our partner ship"

"Mhmmm" I snort, as I set out my tools on the table, mimi getting up with a groan

"Can I hurt her?" She asks angrily as ras sighs

"Unfortunately you can't slap a bitch" He sighs as I set out a paper in front of me and start to draw the outlines of a blueprint so others could make these things or...OR I could make different varieties of them! genius! "...Eve are...do you need any help? you know she's just using you"

"Yes, she wants some to, of course she's using me" I say happily as ras frowns and sits down next to me


"here, I'll just read your mind to see what you want me to draw" He sighs as I smile and tap the side of my head, pulling my cellphone out of it

"Oh, so that's where you've been keeping it" Mimi says, poking the side of my head "Wish I could do that, seems useful"

"it is" I say as my veins glow, making my phone call cyra, I wait for the signal back from her as she picks the phone up

"Hello?" She asks as I smile widely

"Hey friend" I say happily "Just wanted to call you and tell you that I found a way to spread the dark sky initiatives name!"

"Wait, what? How?" She asks sounding a little confused but also very excited "I thought you didn't care about that kind of stuff"

"Oh, I don't but its a buy product of what I am doing right now, and I know you'd like it if I did use this opportunity to spread our name" I say happily as she doesn't say anything for awhile

"Wait...what are you doing eve?" She asks sounding more than a little woried, judging from the tone of her voice

"OH making robotic cats!" I shout cheerfully as ras sighs, and scratches his head

"The fuck is a....oh, I get it now" he says, reading the instructions I'm giving to him in my thoughts

cont

>>1074532
We're going to have to beat the shit out of an old lady now. Through a robotic proxy of course.

>>1074538
I'm hoping this results in us getting a free apartment building somehow.

>>1074532
"Wow, you really are something else Eve...well don't go replacing normal cats alright?' She says chuckling "Well anyways see ya, might drop by to see them"

"Alright, see ya" I say, hanging up as I turn to look at what ras is drawing "Why does it have fur"

"Not everyone like cold steel" He says calmly "its just an option to make them more cuddly, and allow for...there to be a real difference between long haired breeds"

"I don't understand" I say blankly as I scratch Chrome's neck "they're cuddly enough and not cold at wall, the metal has an internal heating unit to keep it warm and"

"No no, I meant most people don't like cuddling with metal" He says as I frown and tilt my head

"Why not?" I ask as he stutters and groans, shaking his head as his mouth forms on it

"Just forget it" He says under his breath as I smile and call emi

"Sup" She says, appearing behind me in a puff of smoke "Do you need help beating the shit out of something or....why are you two drawing cats? I'm not into finger paint bullshit eve"

"Oh no, I was just going to tell you I'm making robotic cats as a form of advertisement?" I say as Emi smiles under her ninja mask and then grins as she sees Chrome

"Oh, are they useful?" she asks sweetly as chrome purrs "and can I have one?"

"Sure, just need to wait for the harpy to get back" I say angrily as I watch my brother draw out the mini version

"...No, I don't know how to draw it being able to turn into a locket" He sighs as I smile, and move to show him

"Well that's fine you just have to" I say smiling as I trace my finger over the paper "draw here...here and...here"

He nods and goes back to work
-
"WHAT IN THE GOOD FUCK!" Adam shouts as he opens the door, making me turn to see him as I finish the first mini robotic cat

His eyes move over his apartment, now covered in cats, all turning to him their visors lighting him up as Mimi lays on the floor, giggling as they knead her fur and lick her face. Emi's cuddling hers in the corner, still dressed up like a ninja

and Ras has four of them climbing on his shoulders, and two more on his legs

"EVE!" Adam shouts "Why did you invade my apartment with robot cats?! is this the start of your reign? taking over my house?"

His voice squeaks as I smile and

What do I say
[] mrs shriek wanted a few
[] Oh, I decided to sell them, since it'd help having an allowance
[]Ah....when did I make so many of them?
[] Oh hi adam, want to name this one
[]...I like cats
[] I have improved upon nature's designs, atom *evil grin*
[] Okay, I will admit, I've gone over board
[] Mimi told me to
[] Cats, attack
[] write in

>>1074564
Oh, we can use our part of the robokitten profits to buy the building and evict the old bitch!

>>1074573
>[] I have improved upon nature's designs, atom *evil grin*
>[] Okay, I will admit, I've gone over board
>[] mrs shriek wanted a few
>[] Oh, I decided to sell them, since it'd help having an allowance
>[]Ah....when did I make so many of them?
>[] Oh hi adam, want to name this one

>>1074573
>[]Ah....when did I make so many of them?
>[] Oh hi adam, want to name this one
>[]...I like cats
>[] I have improved upon nature's designs, atom *evil grin*
>[] mrs shriek wanted a few
>[] Oh, I decided to sell them, since it'd help having an allowance

And finally

>[] Cats, attack

Being Adam is suffering. Hilarious, hilarious suffering.

>>1074573
>[]Ah....when did I make so many of them?
>[] Oh hi adam, want to name this one
>[]...I like cats
>[] I have improved upon nature's designs, atom *evil grin*
>[] mrs shriek wanted a few
>[] Oh, I decided to sell them, since it'd help having an allowance

>>1074573
>[] mrs shriek wanted a few
>[] Oh, I decided to sell them, since it'd help having an allowance
>[]Ah....when did I make so many of them?
>[]...I like cats
>[] I have improved upon nature's designs, atom *evil grin*

>[] Cats, attack
Just as long as they don't use their claws or teeth?

I pause, and look around at all the adorable metal machines running around my legs, and bumping into them to get my scent onto them and smile

"Ah" I gasp as I realize just how many of them I made "When did I make so many of them"

Adam walks into the room, with a look of disgust, anger and awe on his face. He steps over mimi as she gingerly scoops up another cat, careful not break it for once.
He walks over to me, not saying a word as he looks down at the recently "Born" Munchkin who meows quietly and clambers up my arm

"I think that's enough for now" I say happily, as I scratch its head with my pointer finger

"Whhhhhy!?" Adam asks, grimacing as Rasputin starts lifting the cats off of himself with his mind

I pause and think on it for a moment, tilting my head as the gears inside it turn...until I get my answer

"I like cats" I say happily, smiling and then grinning evilly as I twist my head to look at adam "But I have improved on the designs nature had for them"

"real creepy there, eve" Emi chuckles as Adam smirks and then frowns deeply again

"You know mrs shriek is going to hate this, she hates cats, or any animal...or any life form that isn't her" He says, trying to sound stern as I keep smiling

"Oh she asked me to make a few for her" I say calmly as his expression falls and his eyes fill with terror "And I decided I could sell the, since it'd help if I had some kind of allowance"

He stutters and backs away, brushing his hair out of his eyes as he glances around

"H..how many did she ask for?" He asks meekly as I shrug, and he groans

What do I do?
[] Call mom and tell her
[] call mom 2 and tell her
[] lead my army to smiles tower
[] bring one to show cyra, and see how they interact with "real" cats
[] Find Mrs shriek and show her my work
[] offer to pretend adam gave me the idea, if it'll help mrs shriek stop being so....troublesome
[] stop making cats and do something else
[] make more cats
[] write in

>>1074682
>[] Call mom and tell her
>[] call mom 2 and tell her
>[] lead my army to smiles tower
>[] bring one to show cyra, and see how they interact with "real" cats

>>1074682
>[] Call mom and tell her
>[] call mom 2 and tell her
>[] lead my army to smiles tower
>[] bring one to show cyra, and see how they interact with "real" cats
>[] make more cats

This is too funny not to make more at this point.

>>1074682
> Call mom and tell her
[] call mom 2 and tell her
>[] make more cats
>[] bring one to show cyra, and see how they interact with "real" cats

>>1074682
>[] Call mom and tell her
>[] call mom 2 and tell her
>[] bring one to show cyra, and see how they interact with "real" cats
>[] lead my army to smiles tower
Doesn't hurt getting a pro to give us some pointer to selling these things.

I wave my hand over my phone as Adam wanders over to the couch and sits down, cats instantly investigating him and daring to get close to him. They scatter when emi teleports next to him, and changes the channel while he stares blankly at the tv.

"Hey, no biting" Mimi growls as she picks up one of the cats, rubbing her neck angrily "So how many can I keep"

"Three, max" Adam says dully as Rasputin shouts, cursing as more cats try and climb on him, even as he pulls them off with his mind

"Get off of me, I don't know why you all like me so much!" He shouts "I didn't even eat any tuna today goddammit!"

"Eve, why is your brother yelling?" Mom asks through the phone as I smile and lean closer to it

"Oh he's just being swarmed by some robotic cats I made....I don't think adam likes them" I say quitely, wincing as mom sighs

"Not going to ask, its a hobby" She says happily "But how many cats did you make sweetie"

".....76 and a half if you count the small one, its just the first batch, thinking about making more to sell to people though...lovely little things" I say smiling as chrome crawls on my head

"We can't keep all of those...you are selling most of them...I mean if you're attached already you can always just visit them later" Mom says carefully as I chuckle

"I have one, mimi is going to take three" I say calmly "I'm planning on selling the rest or giving them away, but you have to see them mother"

"Oh good, well I'll see what they look like when I get home, I'm sorry but I can't talk much right now" She says quickly "I'm kind of at work right now and we're not supposed to take calls"

"Understood, but warn them I'll becoming around soon" I say happily as she gasps

"Bye eve!" She shouts, hanging up on me

I sigh and wave my hand over my phone

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

And instantly hear and explosion on the other side of it

cont

>>1074792
"Ah, hello sweetie, sorry momma's a bit busy fighting a killer robot right now so she can't talk for looooong" Mom 2 says laughing as I hear the familar sound of lasers and a chanted "Kill" In a heavily mechanicle voice

"Do you need any help?" I ask as she continues to laugh

"No no, just another saturday, I think the church is getting mad I've stopped going, not sure...it does have a lot of crosses on it AH!" She says calmly before suddenly shouting and going silent

"Mom?" I ask, worried and a little scared

"Fine fine, didn't know it could do that" She giggles like a little girl "So why'd you call? want some girl time"

"No I wanted to tell you I built a hoard of robotic cats" I say slowly as I hear rockets firing in the back ground

"Oh, how weaponized are they?" She asks as I frown and shake my head

"they're not" I say calmly as she sighs

"Well I'll just have to" She says but I interupt her with a stern "No"

"Bu...but what's the use in robotic cats if they can shoot lasers?' She asks sadly as I hold my head up and sigh

"Companionship" I say as she grumbles and groans

"Well, I need to go, talk to you LAaaaaaaaaaaater!" She yells as her voice gets distance "DIDN'T EXPECT ME TO HAVE AN EXPLOSIVE PHONE DID YA!?"

Her call ends in static and I frown as I stand up and turn away from ras, who's looking pretty shocked

"Heeeeelp, too many cats, I'm being overwhelmed" Mimi whines as more cats lick her face and knead her fur "Saaave me, I don't want to hurt them"

"Just sit still" Ras sighs as I tap emi on her shoulder

"Yeah?" She asks looking back at me "Need somethin?"

"Yes actually, could you teleport me to Cyra's house?' I ask as she frowns and shakes her head

"I don't know where that is?" She says hanging her head sadly "Sorry eve but I can't just"

"....would an adress help?" I ask as she smiles and laughs

"Well guess I can" She says, grabbing my hand "So where do we need to go?"

"Well she lives at" I say, closing my eyes to look through my memories

cont

>>1074865
-

"AH!" Cyra yelps as we appear inside her room, Emi clutching her new pet tightly as I slump on the floor and pushes myself up with a smile "EVE! did you have to surprise me like that?"

"Sorry, I didn't mean it" I say softly as Emi pets her metallic kitten to "calm" it down "But look what I made, isn't it fascinating"

"...Oh you gave one to emi" She says nodding, still looking a little lost from us just appearing, her glasses hanging from her face "and...yeah I guess it is but its just a metal cat isn't it?"

"Well, yes, but still, its neat" I say grinning as Emi nods

"Yeah, now I can have a cool little sidekick" She says smiling as Cyra chuckles, putting on her lightning queen voice

"Well its a good thing I already have one" She says haughtily, before he cat, mittens begins to walk up to investigate Emi's cat "Mittens no!"

"Don't worry, the cats I made today have no real weapons or even combat coding outside of normal cat instincts" I say as she picks up her cat, who tries to bat at the robotic one, who in turn shies away and lowers itself

"But...I don't mitten's getting his fur caught" She says pouting as she holds the obese cat in her arms "But aren't their claws made of metal or did you just not give them any"

"Eh, they need to be sharpened" Emi sighs as I nod

"yep, they're only as sharp as a cat's claws" I say happily as Cyra glares at emi

"If you sharpen them, never bring it over, I don't want my cat getting hurt" She says coldly as Emi laughs

"Kidding kidding" She says holding her hands up
-

How do I get my cats to smiles tower
[] take the bus
[] march them up to the front door
[]ride on a wave of them
[] Borrow cyra and fly into one of the upper floors, and spit out a hoard of cats
[] Find my way to shipping and wait
[] hack one of the video billboards outside of it to warn them I'm coming
[] write in

>>1074909
>[] march them up to the front door
>[]ride on a wave of them

>>1074909
>[]ride on a wave of them
>[] hack one of the video billboards outside of it to warn them I'm coming

Best to be both polite AND completely insane.

>>1074909
>[]ride on a wave of them
>[] hack one of the video billboards outside of it to warn them I'm coming

>>1074909
>[] march them up to the front door
>[] ride on a wave of them
>[] hack one of the video billboards outside of it to warn them I'm coming
>miss the bus
>try to make an appointment, but just end up on hold.
Just wanted to make an attempt so that at least we can say we tried doing it the normal way.

The man had served in several wars, and he hadn't gotten out unscathed from them, covered in scars and tattoos the only job he could get was as a private security contractor. He thought he had seen everything the world could throw at him, that there was nothing he hadn't seen. He was wrong. Standing beside his co worker, in a suit of power armor meant to scare off any would be burglars or eco terrorists, he sat beside the glass front doors of smiles tower, forced to wear a smiling mask since "His wasn't good enough". Bullshit, he thought, pulling the damn thing down to spit a glob of tabaco onto the steps. He'd get fined for it, but he didn't give a shit. His "boss" was a bitch, and his other boss had threatened to shoot him twice today. He was done with the world's shit for

"greetings" A dull, mechanical voices says, he readies his rifle and sees a pale girl's face, with a blank expression staring at him from one of the massive screens...her hair has to be dyed that color and...she has elf ears and eyes that look...just plain unnatural

He glares at the face, grabbing his radio...must be some kind of super villain or

"and Apologize for barging in like this" the voice says, the face smiling as a great rumbling fills the street "but you wouldn't answer my calls and the bus couldn't fit them all in, so please, don't be alarmed, they're harmless"

"What the mother" the man says, as he turns down the street, seeing a girl riding a wave of...of..metal...METAL CATS

the man drops his rifle, his jaw slacking as his radio finally connects with his boss, Moriarty, the lap dog of diane smiles

"Tim, I swear to go if you hit this button by mistake again I'll!"

"Boss man....there's a hoard of cats out here with a little girl riding on them, what do I do?" he asks dully as the girl and her pets stop in front of him, all smiling the same catish smile

"....Neon yellow hair, elf ears, and weird eyes?" Moriarty asks

"Yep"

"Ah, send her in, its someone I've been meaning to speak to" He says happily "Wait...did you say metal cats?"

"I think she has a product she wants to show diane" the man chuckles, walking away to find his stash of scotch
-
cont

>>1075019
Eve sparks
-
"Stay here" Moriarty says angrily, pushing me into a rough metal chair, with a scarf covering his grim, face and a baseball cap covering his greying blonde hair "Diane's in a meeting, and she'd be furious if you ruined anything"

"I wouldn't do anything like" I begin to say as he shoves his hand onto my shoulder

"Don't say another word unless you want to spit up that plasma thrower you stole from us" He hisses, his eyes glimmering with sadism

I back away and he chuckles

"Sorry, couldn't resist, but I don't really give a shit" He says, lighting a cigar right next to a no smoking sign "Mrs smiles can eat my ass for all I care'

"Can't she?" I ask as I turn towards the metal doors painted with a wide grin...this waiting room is bare, except for a grim picture of a frowning hanging across from the chairs

"Nah, sound proof" He says smacking the door "both ways"

What do I do?
[] ask about the secret floor and who lives there
[] Ask Moriarty if he wants one of the cats
[] Nod, and phase through the door
[] Ask the old man if he wants to see a magic trick
[] get bored, and mess with the wiring 1d20+cont
[]ask him something else
[] tell him he's rude
[] write in

>>1075053
>[] ask about the secret floor and who lives there
>[] Ask Moriarty if he wants one of the cats

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1075053
[] ask about the secret floor and who lives there
[] get bored, and mess with the wiring 1d20+cont

>>1075053
>[] ask about the secret floor and who lives there
>[] Ask Moriarty if he wants one of the cats
>[] tell him he's rude
>[] Ask the old man if he wants to see a magic trick

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1075071
uh oh...
>>1075053
[] get bored, and mess with the wiring 1d20+cont

>>1075071
I don't think there'll be a lot of fighting this thread, reroll?

>>1075053
>[] ask about the secret floor and who lives there
>[] Ask Moriarty if he wants one of the cats
>[] tell him he's rude
Seems rather excessive to want to have those amenities, yet hide it in a hidden level
>>1075071
So much for selling him a cat.

>>1075053
>[] ask about the secret floor and who lives there
>[] Ask Moriarty if he wants one of the cats

>>1075096
Might as well, though it could be funny

>>1075104
Eh, I want to make a good impression.

Want to reroll?
[] Yeah, 1 1d20+con
[] nah, nah

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1075173
>[] Yeah, 1 1d20+con

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1075173
>[] Yeah, 1 1d20+con

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1075173
>[] Yeah, 1 1d20+con

>>1075176
Alright, writing

>>1075186
Of course I would roll a 1
Good thing HM doesn't use crit fails in rerolls and I am not first roller

>>1075192
He would count the crit fail in a full set reroll. But here only the first one mattered.

"So, Moriarty" I say calmly as the man takes a long, thoughtful drag on his cigar, turning towards me with a cold glare "Who exactly lives on that secret floor again, tell me about her"

"Right, I guess I didn't tell you much about her when we first met....don't ask, she's trouble, but she's my trouble, and if she got her hands on you...well you'd pray she didn't" He says, blowing smoke out and smirking "Nice girl when she isn't being selfish though, Emily is"

"Oh you actually told me?' I ask happily as he grins

"yeah, cause if you told anyone I didn't want to know, I'd just shoot ya" He says calmly, smacking the pistol on his side "Not sure if it'd do anything, but it should send the message"

"So why is she so secretive, seems like an awful lot of work to keep one person's security" I say leaning back into the chair "it just isn't efficient"

"Her mother is overprotective and controlling, a real bitch, she's a perverted shut in give the powers of a god, trust me, I'm glad they're being inefficent here' He chuckles "...though she's been thinking about...breaking out"

He glances to me

"....want a cat?" I ask, holding up one of the fatter versions, that meows lazily at him

"forgot, you're a machine kind of" He says nodding calmly as he presses his back to the door "Look, she's getting a little antsy...she's just recovered from getting her powers and her mom is planning some bad shit for her, making her a villain ya hear. Now its kind of a family business buuuut....well she can be cruel but it isn't for her...so what do you say sparks, want to help, or are you losing a tooth before your meeting"

What do I do?
[] agree, no one should be forced to be what they're not
[]....just like blackguard?
[] Decline, and get punched into the face by the merc
[]....You're a really bad person, moriarty
[] Try it, I have a cat army
[] write in

>>1075228
>[] agree, no one should be forced to be what they're not
>[]....just like blackguard?
>[] Try it, I have a cat army

>And worse


I want to like you Morty, but you being such a shit is making it really difficult.

>>1075228
>[] agree, no one should be forced to be what they're not
>[]....just like blackguard?
>[] Try it, I have a cat army

>>1075228
>[] agree, no one should be forced to be what they're not
>[]....just like blackguard?
>[] Try it, I have a cat army

>>1075228
>[]....You're a really bad person, moriarty
>[] Try it, I have a cat army

>>1075228
>[] agree, no one should be forced to be what they're not
>[]....just like blackguard?

I just realized. If we could drain Ultra from pipes, could we drain it from Ultra's like Emily did in Insert Dead Quest Here to that supernova?

>>1075228
>[] agree, no one should be forced to be what they're not
>[]....just like blackguard?
>[]....You're a really bad person, moriarty

So much for getting some easy money. You owe us some legit money Emily.

>>1075279
Probably a lot harde, since its not really there inpure form. But if we combine it with absorbing the person, I'm sure a upgrade for that would exist.

"Try it"I say calmly as he smirks and walks up to me "I have a cat army"

He chuckles and tips his cap to me

"Alright, have to admit, if that was a joke it was pretty funny" He giggles as he leans down to look me in the eyes "So we have a deal?"

"Is she trying to exploit her like blackguard tried to use me?" I ask as he smiles widely and nods

"Yeah, wants to force her to be a professional villain, Emily....well she does what she wants but is too scared of her mother" He say quietly as he reaches into one of the pouches on his armored vest "So....I take it we're both in agreement"

"Yes, no one should be forced to be what they're not" I say calmly as I hear a man crying through the steel door, and wailing, moriarty turns and hands me a small card

"Give Diane this, it'll show you can be trusted....she'll probably offer you a chance for fame by being her daughter's first fight...but when the time comes, you'll help me and her get away from her mother...you can fuck with nullifiers right?" He asks quickly as a man gets dragged out of the door in a fine suit, bawling his eyes out as robotic arms rocket him down the hallway, through the door

"Come in"A voice cold as ice says, I suddenly feel like I'm back in the pod room as I turn and look through the open doors

Its a small office, with windows all along the back and two small streams flowing along it. and sititng behind the bone white desk is an older woman, her face wrinkled hatefully and her eyes a dark almost red brown. her hair is blonde. She narrows her eyes as she sees me and snorts

"Miss Sparks, come in, I don't have much patience" she says calmly as Moriarty pats me on the back

what do I do
[] try to sell her the cats as pets
[] mention they have great spying purpose
[] explain they're very customizable, could be used for anything
[] just gush about how cute they are
[] Stammer and get nervous
[]....Why do you have a massive nulifier under your desk
[] chat with her the best I can, explaining my creation, then show her moriarty's card
[] write in

>>1075348
>[] try to sell her the cats as pets
>[] explain they're very customizable, could be used for anything
>[] chat with her the best I can, explaining my creation, then show her moriarty's card

>>1075348
>[] try to sell her the cats as pets
>[] chat with her the best I can, explaining my creation, then show her moriarty's card
>[] explain they're very customizable, could be used for anything
>[] just gush about how cute they are
>[]....Why do you have a massive nulifier under your desk

>>1075348
>[] try to sell her the cats as pets
>[] mention they have great spying purpose
>[] explain they're very customizable, could be used for anything
>[] chat with her the best I can, explaining my creation, then show her moriarty's card
Hold in as long as possible then
>[] just gush about how cute they are

>>1075348
>[] try to sell her the cats as pets
>[] chat with her the best I can, explaining my creation, then show her moriarty's card
>[] explain they're very customizable, could be used for anything
>[] just gush about how cute they are
>[]....Why do you have a massive nulifier under your desk

>>1075348
>[] mention they have great spying purpose
>[] explain they're very customizable, could be used for anything
>[]....Why do you have a massive nulifier under your desk
>[] chat with her the best I can, explaining my creation, then show her moriarty's card

>>1075348
>[] try to sell her the cats as pets
>[] chat with her the best I can, explaining my creation, then show her moriarty's card
>[] explain they're very customizable, could be used for anything
>[] just gush about how cute they are
>[]....Why do you have a massive nulifier under your desk

Alright, writing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVHCNFO7pwU
-
I walk into the office, the sun's glare blinding me as the door slams shut behind me, the windows shuttering closed with thick metal blinds. Now the only light in the office is the dim candle like light coming from the crystal chandelier hanging above her desk and round, egg shaped chair, painted a shiny silver.

"So, sparks" She says coldly as a chair rises up from the ground in front of her desk as she taps her finger on it, and nods, beckoning me forward "As I understand it this isn't your first time here"

"That is correct" I say, feeling a little...oddly nervous as she smiles and leans foward, clasping her hands together, her eyes staring through me as one of my robotic kittens jumps on her desk, and she glares at it "But this time I've come to offer you a product"

"Yes yes, you and every other hair brained "genius" in this city" She says even colder than before "Now I don't hold grudges, but... I will look past your little adventure here...tell me, do these things serve any real purpose, Miss sparks"

"Well they make for wonderful pets, creating no waste and triggering no allergies, they're also great mousers and are much more durable and lasting than" I begin to explain as she tilts her head and hovers her finger over a big red button...trying to intimidate me with just the implication of what that can do "Average cats, they also have another form that's perfect sphere"

"Is that all they can do? turn into balls?" She asks calmly as she lowers her finger a bit

I swallow, clasping my hands together as my ears wiggle

"No, they can also climb on walls, and can easily be customized for nearly anything, their claws can be sharpened, replaced, upgraded, their tails are connection ports and their visors can be hooked up to transmit data a reasonable distance" I say mechanically as she smiles and moves her finger away from the big, scary red button "but...of course none of that matters when they're pets"

"Hmm still, options are good...see we're a security company but we also try to provide comforts for our...paying clients, and...these little....things are well, I suppose they'd sell" She says calmly "but tell me, can anyone make them? or is it just you and your...powers"

"I have the blue prints and program files in my coat" I say calmly "near a hundred varieties can be created and sold, not sure how fast standard production could"

"Hmm, well you have me interested" She says coldly "Now convince me....I like what I hear but...I need you to make this deal work"

I smile happily and pick up the munchkin walking on her desk

"Just loook how cute they are, these wittle wiggling speaker ears, and this glowing visor filled with emotions, they can be covered with faux fur if you...enjoy that, and their tails have no sharp bits, none of them metal either, just a smooth sleek finish of your choosing of course" I say excitedly, petting the little metal creatures as mrs smiles just keeps on smirking
cont

>>1075596
"Their vocalizations sound a hundred percent natural and feel it, they naturally warm themselves"

She holds her hand up

"How?" She asks leaning closer, tapping her finger on the poor things visor making it meow pitifuly, trying to pat her finger out of the way

"Uh...micro heaters weaved into the metal, its incredibly hard to reproduce without my abilities" I say slowly as she chuckles

"Just like your mother" She says emotionlessly "genius hidden behind a bunch of child like foolishness, that could be an interesting product if it could be reproduced....hmm, still, I can't lie these things are cute, and well...I'm sure ultras would love having a sturdier pet...but now I'll call your...adopted mother to finish the deal as I am busy woman so...your interview is up, congratulations you convinced me now goooood...

"Wait!" I shout pulling out the card "that isn't the only reason why I came here"

She looks at it, and smiles a smile like I've seen in my nightmares as she laughs

"Ah, Moriarty has a sick sense of humor doesn't he....well, I suppose you'd be the best way to make people think my daughter is vile....imagine" She says reaching over, grabbing my face and digging her painted nails into it as she smiles even wider and scarier "Imagine, a cute little thing like you beaten bloody, a rising star vanquished by an unknown evil"

My heart goes cold, as my mind blanks out

"Wouldn't that sell comics? Little Eve?"

Oh...so that was her plan then...I just hope Moriarty doesn't have a really sick sense of humor
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"Identify yourself" a weird black fish lizard man said, walking down the rag tags terf "Subject Revenant, approach me without fear, cause listen I have a proposition for you"

"What the hell do you want!" A very angry....dog human hybrid yelled, a collar firmly locked around her neck, with a green melting heart in the center of it

"....Hnn, a ginger bitch" the creature laughed at the short girl as a lanky man hung down above him

"What the fuck is this boss?" he asked, the creature turning up to look at him "Need to teach it a lesson on trespassing?"

"I take it you are not revenant then?" the thing said "And you certainly aren't"

The creature was met by a tossed train car

"LIKE HELL I AM!" the little dog thing shrieked, balling up her fists with a murderous glares

"Ah, revenant identified" the thing said, emerging from the shattered car and kneeling down "I wish to aid in...your revenge"

"Boss?" the lanky one called out

"Hold on I'm thinkin" the dog girl huffed, glancing back in paranoia as the thing stood up

"I can also bring the ruffians, if you think it would help...I only want to harm and ruin....eve sparks" the thing said in a stilted manner

"I don't like this boss, he's fucking weirder than your girl and that bitch" the lanky one groaned as the red headed girl laughed

"hey, we're nice to our new friends" she said, with a wicked grin
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and we'll end here
I've archived
and will answer questions

>>1075692
We made robot cats.

I don't even.


I love this beautiful madness. Thanks for running it HM!

>>1075692
Thanks for running. Interested in seeing how good Emily got in this reality, thats gonna be quite the fight with us being basically a more specialized form of reality warper.

>>1075692
Great thread as always HM, thanks for running. Robokittens, planning on fucking over a powerless bitch to save her god-daughter, getting to tear apart a lizard robot while our favorite dog girl watches in fear. How can we be so busy yet so unbusy at the same time? The answer? SCIENCE OF COURSE!

>>1075692
Thanks for running HM

>>1075692
Is Lucy coming back in MGLQ?

>>1075774
yeah

>>1075804
The scene in the Comics of Eve riding a wave of mechanical Cats through the streets will be amusing
I can only imagine it showing up in the backgrounds of other Hero's comics
>Mid fight scene between two flyers and a a wave of mechaCats going down Main.St below

>>1075855
Man, I'd pay to see that

>>1075692
Poor Renenant, this pretty much gives Solar Warrior cart blance to do almost whatever to her once the big reveal happens.

>>1075860
So any chance of Mimi running into Amazonia? They have pretty much the same from what I remember about her. Should be a great sparring match before Mimi goes out of control again.

so are we selling the cats to smile inc or whatever it's called or are we sticking with the landlady or are we going with both? Smile sells the "standard" models and the land lady will sell "custom" models at a cheaper prince then what you could get from smile inc?

>>1075958
There's a chance