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>>1070641
>Turn nose-to-nose.

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>>1070641
>>Vertical reversal.
He's doing a vertical jump!!!!

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>>1070641
Inb4 Panzer

>[x] Vertical Reverse

>Vertical reversal.

Ahahaha. Nice try tricking us into a nose- to- nose, poi.

>>1070641
>Vertical reversal.

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>every thread

>>1070641
Uh, fuck.
So apparently our plane is good at rolling, I guess?
Not entirely sure which of these uses that to our advantage...
>Turn nose-to-tail.

>>1070641

>Turn nose-to-tail.

We have power and energy on prop planes, go for a quick tail shot and roll out.

>Turn nose-to-tail.

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>>1070641
>Turn nose-to-nose.

>>1070641

>[X] Vetical reversal.

ERE WE GO.

>>1070641
>>Vertical reversal.

>>1070641
>>Vertical reversal.

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>wiggle wiggle

>>1070679

Like I said. Fucking classified. The oathbreakers do... fucking things to these girls that we don't need to let get out. Bad for fucking morale, you fucking tracking?

The A-4, I think, doesn't have the low-speed capability to pull a vertical reverse.

Keep in mind the kinematics of the manuver.

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>>1070690
>WE fucking aren't. WE either catch them on land or in fucking port. Otherwise, they're a warship's issue. Not mine.
The fuck sort of port can handle this thing?

>>1070692
Please don't encourage the Catte.

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>>1070641
>>[X]Vertical reversal.
I don't know what any of these mean but this one sounds cool!

Also, as inspired by SW'89. Here's a little something that probably took me far longer to make than it should have!

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image shitpost

>>1070641
>Vertical reversal.

>>1070708
Good to know

>>1070710

What in the six fucking hells is that. You know what, no, don't fucking tell me. It's dogshit retarded is what it is. Also: Just like the USS Donald J Trump, it's nonexistent.

>>1070677
>people are doing it for me now

>>1070710
uh.. wait. Which end is the front?

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>>1070707
>he's calling them oathbreakers now

just call them "COBRA." Oh, oh, and they're led by COBRA DANE, an axe-wielding Viking who can see in the dark!

>>1070641
>IMMELMANN TURN

>>1070641
>nose to nose
GO NOSE TO NOSE YOU FUCKS. THE A-4 DOES NOT DO WELL AT ALL IN THE VERTICAL. IT WILL NOT DO AMAZINGLY WELL IN A TURNFIGHT. GET INTO A ROLLING SCISSORS. IT ROLLS VERY WELL.

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>>1070708 here


STOP VOTING FOR THE WORST OPTION YOU MORONS.

THE VERTICAL REVERSE IS A MANUVER WHERE YOU GAIN AS MUCH ALTITUDE AS POSSIBLE BEFORE RUDDERING OVER AND ENTERING A DIVE. THE SKYHAWK LACKS THE PERFORMANCE FOR THIS MANUVER TO WORK PROPERLY IN THIS FIGHT.

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>>1070641
>Vertical reversal
>Vertical reversal
>Vertical reversal

ERADIDESS ARGENTINA!

>>1070737
He's been calling the abyssals that since like day one

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>>1070719
> pic

Somehow that's pretty fucking accurate.

Had a good giggle at that.

>>1070737

Shouldn't you be avoiding having to fuck one of the two incredibly fucking attractive bitches after your dick?

>>1070737
The next HMS Terror calls, we need to remind him that he isn't HMS fucking anything

>>1070641
>Turn nose-to-tail.

where can I find ghost's novel? somehow i totally missed us capturing a damn abyssal.

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>>1070738
Freyja pls

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>>1070753
>says the man bunking with Yamato and ignoring the sultry eyefucking Tatsuta keeps mailing him

allow me to borrow a face

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>>1070753
>avoiding having sex with two beautiful women
>it's just like my Japanese animes~

>>1070753
>just two

Did you fucking lost count when you fired that large calbur shell. Officer.

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>>1070749
you would not fucking believe how accurate it is

>>1070760

I posted the link ~15 minutes ago.

Rebound, by GhostDiv:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1fb0FmI-XAGPJRW36_IXlCL5h-XfvEnG5SFjP9a7Jh4Y/edit

>>1070641
>>1070708
>>1070739
I would agree. Stubby wings do not work well for low-speed maneuvers.

>nose to nose

I'm having a hard time picturing this fight in my head. We still need to use the power advantage we have over the prop planes and make them chase us.

>>1070737
>>1070763
Yankeetoku! You're not one to talk dess.
You named your CIC support staff, "The Ocelot Unit".

>>1070753
Yankeedere is almost as dense as the Yankeetoku!

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>get gangpressed into service
>"oathbreakers"

Also, changing my vote.

>>1070641
>>Turn nose-to-tail.

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>>1070753
>Shouldn't you be avoiding having to fuck one of the two incredibly fucking attractive bitches after your dick?
Arizona would like to know who this so-called competition is.

VOTES FRIKKIN CALLED

>>1070641
>>Turn nose-to-tail.

>>1070641
>Vertical reversal.

>tfw the shitposting has returned, My cock is way to hard for this.

>>1070666
Changing vote to
>[X] nose to nose

>>1070782
gross

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>>1070763
Hey thats my face! Don't take my face!

>>1070738
Dio shut up

>>1070763

Tats is looking for a reason to justify her continued existence. She thinks being a fucking housewife will do it. She's fucking wrong and we both fucking know it.

>>1070766
Ain't it just.

>>1070767
Who the else is trying to fuck him? Shit I don't know anymore.

>>1070724
Re-class BBV.
from a different site
>Let me guess: if those are 16'' triple turrets along the middle, then she's at least 3x longer and 2x wider than Yamato.
>Citadelling her would be troublesome, except where the 3 side turrets are. Those barbettes seem a bit exposed.
>Her displacement would be massive, probably 5x the displacement of Yamato, at least.
OR
>Approximate length: 789m
>Approximate beam: 77.8m
>Approximate displacement, low end, unloaded: 325,135 tons
>Goddamn, the turning circle would be huge.
>>1070731
right side

>>1070707
I'm not sure how "The Abyssals rape shipgirls into becoming suicide bombers" would be BAD for morale. Last I checked Americans tend to get rather ornery, as opposed to scared, when their enemy does Bad Shit to their people (9/11, for example).

If what's been done to Hughes (and Buchanan) doesn't fill them with righteous fury, then I imagine it'd convince them to fight to their last and detonate their stores rather than be taken by the enemy, because otherwise they'll be 'killed' and their bodies used to hurt their sisters.

>>1070774
I actually think Hate is denser. Settle at least understands that Arizona and Shoukaku are wet for him, he just can't bring himself to do anything about it. Hate is in pure denial.

>>1070792
>Who the else is trying to fuck him? Shit I don't know anymore.
Everything on base with tits and less than 40 torpedo tubes, basically.

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>>1070753
>Shouldn't you be avoiding having to fuck one of the two incredibly fucking attractive bitches after your dick?

>>1070795
Agreed.

Old propaganda was full of reports of enemy war crimes. It all depends how you play it up.

You realize you fucks just voted for the worst option?

>>1070769
Oh no I totally believe you.

Planefaggans quests are basically crockpots of insanity anyways, so this isn't too hard to imagine.

>>1070782
>Arizona would like to know who this so-called competition is.

Wrong Ari. That one's from BelaBatt AFAIK. KCQ Ari is CuteMute McDonutMuncher

>>1070782
0/10 no six shooter.

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>>1070799
?

>>1070807
Is this your first planefag thread?

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>>1070724
>>1070794

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>>1070789

Only if you tell us who you're sweet on~

>>1070774

>"The Ocelot Unit"

PIC RELATED

>>1070809
>Wrong Ari. That one's from BelaBatt AFAIK. KCQ Ari is CuteMute McDonutMuncher
>>1070809
>0/10 no six shooter.
I know. Couldn't find an intimidating enough kcq Ari though. Other then Yandari.

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>>1070783
It's too late

REMOVE SPACEBATTLES AND BELABATT FROM THE PREMISES. REEEEEEEËEEEEEE

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>>1070819
>Ocelots

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>>1070823

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>>1070819
You know darn well that it's ██████████████

>>1070795
>>1070805
It might not be so much the "bad shit" they are doing per se, but the spooky shipgirl magic that those actions imply. I mean, it feels like they are getting up to more than your standard brainwashing.

>>1070816
Nope. 's why I made the submarine warfare primer ages ago. So people would have some inkling of how things should be done.

>>1070807

We're Argentinian. Good is bad, North is down, Falklands are Malvinas.

>>1070804
didn't this skeeter get featured in that one comic/doujin with the dog and the lightbulb, co-starring Oi?

>>1070823
your waifu a shit

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>>1070808
he's played with us three times

each time, he's shot someone in the back

you don't know my hell. in my hell, I'm the SL and everyone else is planefag

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>>1070807
no, it's half past four in the morning, i have literally no idea what i am doing

>>1070823
Wait I thought this was a kancolle thing? Is it actually kancolle in space?

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>>1070831
>she's in love with the BIG, THICK, BLACK CENSOR-BAR

... jesus fucking christ

>>1070831
Apropos of nothing, Elly is really cute.

>>1070794

That thing is fucking retarded. Above and beyond the usual retardedness of BBVs, I mean.

>>1070799

Jesus fucking Christ. Well, good luck to the fuck then. Hope he's got some icy hot.

>>1070795

It ain't just that. Trust me, it's fucking necessary, ok?

>>1070832
They're replacing the girls' faeries with imps. It's effectively an evil blood transfusion.

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>>1070843

So is Trump now POTUS in universe?

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>>1070841

FUNNY, MY HELL LOOKS EXACTLY THE SAME

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>>1070854
Cheeky fucker

>>1070846
SHE'S AN OVERSIZED FRIGATE

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>>1070841
I've had to mod for servers before. You haven't seen nothing till you have to scramble for words to keep a guy from shooting him self.

>>1070843
You dumb fuck.

>>1070857
>now
It's been alluded to since before the primaries were over.

>>1070857
Almost certainly not for long. Everybody who's opinion actually matters knows that the Orange has no place having actual authority in an armed conflict.

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when does best ship show up

can essex be phased out for someone better?

>>1070857
No, still Obama. Martial law.

>>1070861
>That picture
Oh god the accuracy.

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>>1070844
It's not my fault the eggheads have pre-programmed my devices with auto-redaction.

>>1070870
Ahhh, that's always fun.

>>1070867
so what you're saying is...

DD's are for lewds?

>>1070849
That's a good point. As strange as it is for the shipgirls to be coming back, what are the implications for their crew coming back? And if that said crew has been replaced by imps? People still alive now know some of those former crewmembers, and it some cases those crewmembers are still alive themselves.

>>1070817
you have no idea
(mostly because I haven't written it up yet)
...
been trying to think about ways to board it.
>too much dakka to attempt surface assault
>too much AA to attempt air assault, even with nutso airframes
leaves either boarding torpedoes or ramming it with an aircraft carrier in the hopes that the CV's sheer bulk will last long enough to close with the aviation superbattleship

And since the crazy marine says boarding torpedoes are a no-go...
>>1070843
SB just follows along. It's a different site.
>>1070867
What's the difference between a frigate and destroyer?

>>1070857
Nah, it's Carson.

It's 2018 and Sammy said the President's a 'nigg-'.

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>>1070881
Essex is here to stay, like it or not. Though I would agree having her on base would be fantastic
Cause
Damn son

>>1070861
FUNNY BECAUSE I SEEM TO REMEMBER THAT I'M THE ONLY FUCKING CUNT WHO KNOWS HOW TO READ A FUCKING MAP

>>1070870
do you know how many guys have thrown grenades while trying to get into humvees? four. four separate people. six if you count the guys who accidentally place satchel charges

>>1070844
>>she's in love with the BIG, THICK, BLACK CENSOR-BAR

Well, the big black caulk is pretty good at plugging any holes in a deck.

https://youtu.be/hkmeoYKYctw?t=1m26s

>>1070898
But that was ages ago. Back in the Obamarama adminustration

>>1070903
I agree with this motherfucker.

Damn, son.

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Politics?

>>1070909
The quest hasn't been progressing in realtime. The quest hasn't even reached a week, ingame

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>>1070846
Daw thanks.

>>1070867
>>1070892
I dont hear anyone complaining about the Kaze sisters. They have good figures too.

>>1070913
>>1070903
>>1070881
Y'all niggas need Midway

>>1070848
Let me hazard a guess, it has to do also with how the public might react to the fact the Abyssals also have the capacity to at least attempt to involuntarily subvert ships from a distance if they work at it.

Like what they did at Truk to the DDs and Mushi is bad, spoopy juju, but if people start digging and details about Shigure and Naka get out, it's game-over PR wise.

>>1070894
A frigate is our name for destroyer escorts. they escort ships and hunt subs

>>1070909
...the quest started in 2018. Obama'd been out of office for over a year by then.

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>>1070881
THE SHIP WITH HIPS

>>1070246

Can someone explain this? It's gotta be fairly rare for a Warrant Officer to get in that kind of trouble right?

>>1070922
Look at those DDs on that!
Those are definitely for lewds.

>>1070922
WHAT ARE YOU HIDING UNDER THAT EXTRA DECK?

>>1070936
I think that's the joke.

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>>1070922
Oh, I'm not complaining, believe me

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>>1070906

I know that pain. Trying to get to that car or whatever that is your only escape before some dumb shot throws a grenade and blows it up.
Pic not related cause I'm an idiot

>>1070892
>>1070949
God damn it NO! Destroyers are not for lewds! We have been OVER THIS!

>>1070959
GET THE POWERPOINT

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>>1070954
The fuck

>>1070954
Anon, are you posting your Sonic OC?
Do you need help?

>>1070959
its been a while, you might need to bring out the powerpoint again.

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>>1070939
The Lewds.

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>>1070848
Oh, right, forgot to post the armor too
>Re-class, OTOH, may very well have that kind of armor. For this exercise, I'm assuming that she has Yamato's maximum possible thickness in all the right ar-
>Ahem. Anyways:
>408.9mm belt armor
>231.1mm deck armor
>650.4mm turret armor
>229.7mm bulkhead armor
>500.3mm 'conning tower'
>...Hell, now I really wish there was a custom Re unit in CMANO.
>>1070881
I did a writeup on how fucking nuts Sara would be if her CG was legit
lemme see if I can find it
>>1070930
ah, thanks
have been puzzling over that for a while

>>1070835
No, you're thinking of Uzuki. That pic was Yayoi, her expressionless sister.

>>1070959
Why are you tempting the Catte desu?
The Catte is a civilian the and the last person you can threaten!

>>1070954
do you not know how to undo a picture once it's been picked

>>1070963
Some tumblrist drawing. I saved it because the description contradicted itself so hard I thought might have ceased to exist.

>>1070928

Guess all you want. Like I said, it's fucking classified.

>>1070977
Not really. I've only ever used 4chan once before, and that was looking st the quest archives.

Plus I'm on my phone which makes it worse.

>>1070959
if Ellie is for lewds and Ellie is a frigate, doesn't it then follow that DD's are for lewds?

>>1070978
>>1070986
So you're just a newfag, ok
>>1070993
No, it just follows that Ellie doesn't make sense

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>>1070861
You gonna run a thread tomorrow too?

>>1070986
So, you're from spacebattles then?
That definitely is your Sonic OC.

>>1071000
Pretty much. Except I've actually lurked more, unlike some new fags.

I don't go tromping onto image boards and stepping all over their culture, you see.

>>1070986
rip newfag I just refresh the page and I don't know if there's a better way

>>1070993
When a man that outranks you says something is not for lewds it becomes your responsibility to ensure they are not lewded. That is what I am doing. I do not care what happens to things that are not destroyers. They do not concern me.

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>>1071000

Possibly.

But why take that route when the other is much more fun?

>>1070993
she has bigger tits than battleshits

>>1071015
But what if she identifies as battleship

>>1071005

Never made an account on there. I was just looking for KCQ related things before I stumbled on the quest.

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>>1071015
Destroyers will be lewded and there is nothing you can do about it.

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>>1070971
>I did a writeup on how fucking nuts Sara would be if her CG was legit
>lemme see if I can find it
Found it
>CV-3 historically carried 78 aircraft, according to Wikipedia (if there's a better site for information on USN warships, could I have a link?)
>Though I think she's packing a tad more than a mere 78 airframes (assuming each bullet = one plane) in those magazines.
>Two mainline variants of stick magazines for the Thompson, one with 20-bullet capacity and one with 30-bullet capacity. Three mags in the holster and one in the gun at the moment... 80/120 planes right there. :wtf:
>The drums... ooh. 50-bullet cap or 100-bullet cap. Once again, I'm leaning on the high end here. 250/500 planes are visible (THAT'S MORE THAN WO!), but let's assume that the drums go around the full circumference of her skirt, because fook the Abyssals I'm bored, slightly tired, pissed, and very curious as to how hilarious I can make the calcs.
>From what I can see, there's just enough room for three more on her starboard side, for a total of eight. 400/800 planes. Now let's assume that there's two in the center (the one in the far back being one of them, for an additional 50/100 aircraft - 450/900 total). Seven drums on the other side for 350/700 planes.
>Total of 800/1600 airframes from the drums, and 80/120 from the sticks. 880/1720 in total.
------------
>Now with the knowledge that there's only 12 plane-bullets in each stick magazine... 848/872/884 airframes on the low end, 1648/1672/1684 airframes on the high end.
she has an entire air force as her embarked air wing

>>1071013
Thanks m8. I'll try it next time I fuck up.

>>1070993
Some of them are, fuck yes. Have you fucking SEEN Hamakaze? god DAMN son.

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>>1071030
And hamakaze doesn't?

>>1071037
Damn it I can try!

>>1071044
SHE GOES IN THE SAME DAMN CATEGORY

how does a cruiser lose out to destroyers on this shit fuck me sideways

>>1071044
I honestly don't know why Hamakaze is considered a DD with those knockers.

>>1071043
AHAHAHA HATE CONFIRMED AS LEWDING DESTROYERS

>>1071054
Name one motherfucker that can look at that bitch and not want to put their dick in her till she couldn't fucking walk anymore. God DAMN son.

>>1071045

We need USN stationary.

And your good buddy's signature. Next to a hat with lots of scrambled eggs on it.

>Captcha thinks truck is a store.

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>>1071044
HAMAKAZE AND DDS WITH DDS ARE FOR LEWDS!

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>>1071030
>The unfairness that is Rezu's measurements
>The bullshit that is Rezu's bustline

THIS. ISN'T. FAIR.
At least she's better than Agato desu. That cow sounds like a 90-year old grannie!

>>1071051
Some ships are just blessed, regardless of class.

>>1071066
I DON'T WANT TO AGREE WITH YOU BUT I HAVE TO AGREE WITH YOU

>>1071062
Gays.

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You haul back for a vertical reversal, g-forces crushing you into the seat as your hawk claws homeward, the flat slab of the cloud deck churning above you. The bandits are matching you - you've got the edge in climb, but not enough to be decisive. “Jink jink jink!” you call, mashing the rudder and praying your nugget does the same. A few tracers lick past as you circle overshoots theirs, but with deflection close to ninety degrees, nothing connects. “Split!” you grunt as the nose falls, you and your nugget half-rolling to dive away in opposite directions before they can exploit the angles in the second merge at the bottom. You pull out with your right wingtip almost skimming the whitecaps and pull hard into your bandits, watching their gun muzzles pulling hard to gain lead - then shove the stick forward violently rather than rolling for a reversal. Surprised, they pull their sights through you without firing, then roll sharply back to re-acquire you -

- and you snatch the stick back into the turn, robbing their angles and rolling out for an unloaded extension. By the time they've turned back into you you're already level and poised, snapping into another guns-defense break, going even lower this time as tracers whistle past above. Sea spray splatters against your canopy and the Skyhawk shudders in the ground-effect above the choppy waves, but she holds firm and keeps flying, reversing again. Your vision starts to blur as g-forces crush you into your seat, squeezing the must out of your old g-suit and tinging the edge of your grey world black.

“Fox three!” someone says faintly as you snap into another reversal, pausing just long enough after rolling out to rubberneck - sure as hell they're already out-of-synch and climbing, countering with a yo-yo.

You're out of altitude, and soon you'll be out of airspeed - so you had better come up with a bright idea, and fast.

[ ] WRITE-IN (BRIGHT IDEA)

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>>1071038
further proof she is best carrier

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>>1071062
And she bakes cookies. Treats for marine dogs.

>>1071051
your tits probs got shot off when you sailed into the Sunda Strait Gank Squad

>>1071079
Bullshit. they wanna fuck her too, that's why there's so many fucking drawings and shit of her with a dick attached.

>>1071080
[x] Eject

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>>1071080
[x] Bail into that ship's AA like a useless Argentinian!

>>1071062
Is she a lesbian

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>>1071090
...fucking, touché.

>>1071045
Col. at some point it becomes like shouting at the tide.

Best compromise is that they can be lewded once fully upgraded, but only then and only if they could otherwise pass for a CL.

MAKE
ARIZONA
GREAT
AGAIN

>>1071080
Thatch Weave with our wingman while we build back our energy.

>>1071080
Hm. Prayer, maybe?
>>1071104
There IS a helo in the airspace who could conceivably fish us out

>>1070937
>>1070959
>>1071015
Well it's a good thing I'm not a DD then. I'm a DE.
>>1070939
A ██████████████████, a █████████. a ███████████████████████, and a little thing that goes ding.

>>1071000
Hey! I make sense!
Just not by your rules.

>>1071031
I identify as DE-173.

>>1071030
Look just because you come from a continent that is as flat as your bustline don't take it out on me.

>>1071003
>You gonna run a thread tomorrow too?

Nah, got something to do. Might write something quest-related tho, more as a writeup.

>>1071109
Fucked if I know, I never see her around.

And Apparently it's bedtime. Max has been lurking around the computer desk for more than ten minutes. Don't get anybody fucking killed, you fucks.

>>1071111
To hell with your compromise. DesDiv6 is for lewds! Four loli sisters all at once!

Anyway, for the person who wanted WITNESS ME in Argentinian Spanish, here you go:

ESPACTADOR, VE A ME!

(Lit; Witness, see me! )

or

ESPIA ME ACCIONES!

(Lit; watch my actions)

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>>1071083
that's not how it works dammit, I displace six times her weight and what do I have to show for it?

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So if chest size is the barrier for lewds, does that mean Naka is not for lewds? We should tell harder.

>>1071121
You forgot your pick, lil' DE.

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So I have no idea what to do here as my knowledge of this stuff is less coherent than Deme's update schedule.

>>1071121
Forgot your tag there, hoss.

>>1071111
There are times I just decide it's not worth it and take a fucking nap.

>>1071080

Can we get a diagram of our airframe and the enemy rough positions and movement profile?

>>1071121
WHATCHUSAYCUNT

YOUWANNAFUCKINGO

YOUMECARPARKNOW

>>1071136
Those look like a solid c-cup. What are ya complaining about?

>>1071080
How fast can the Skyhawk climb? Also, what model of Skyhawk are we using?
>>1071105
...they won't follow us there, right?
>>1071120
>There IS a helo in the airspace who could conceivably fish us out
but not before the Abyssal ships in local eat us
or they shoot down the rescue chopper

>>1071080
[x]Jettison the drop tanks into the surf, and hope the spray from the impact gives you the split second break to allow the missile to do it's job.

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>>1071124
Hate, you know for a fact that's a pipe dream.

Night, you crusty old dog.

>>1071136
retarded elf ears

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>>1071160
good night kaga pride

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>>1071080
Eject

EJECT

>>1071158
>How fast can the Skyhawk climb? Also, what model of Skyhawk are we using?
CLIMBING IS NOT GOING TO HELP US. THE A-4 IS NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING IN THE VERTICAL. IT DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH ENGINE POWER. THE ONE ADVANTAGE THE A-4 HAS IS ROLL RATE. ITS ROLL RATE IS INSANE.

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>>1071124
>Don't get anybody fucking killed, you fucks.
Don't jinx it.

>>1071171
Kek. I hope somebody makes a pin out of that.

RIP Trude Pride

>>1071080
[x] draw our sidearm and shoot at the ceiling.

>>1071159
This is the only Idea I've seen that seems even vaugely plausible. Anyone else have input?

>>1071080
>Punch throttle, weave as much as you can, and fucking pray

>>1071187
We lost our tanks before we shot our rockets.

>>1071159
Already ditched those, and the rockets.
>>1071080
>Beeline for the cruisers because a barrier barrage hates every plane equally
And pray that the planes attacking them stuck around

>>1071137
Already a CL (if not well endowed) so no issue.
>>1071144
Naps are never really a bad thing. You never truly treasure them when your young, but later on...oh yeah.

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>>1071158
>How fast can the Skyhawk climb? Also, what model of Skyhawk are we using?

Model M. Skyhawk actually climbs decent for its era, it doesn't have a lot of thrust but it's a tiny little bastard. What really cost you was more the enemy's turn rate. A loop is not *exactly* a turn in the vertical - gravity makes it go literally egg-shaped - but it's close enough that the same principles apply... for a while... kind of.

...It's hard to explain at 12AM, sorry.

>[X] Pop chaff and go for a Immelman, try and see if you've got enough gas in the tank to swing a turn-n-burn with them.

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>>1071066
>At least she's better than Agato desu. That cow sounds like a 90-year old grannie!
So, she sounds like you?

Oh wait, she does.

>>1071159
we already dropped the tanks

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>>1071187
>This is the only Idea I've seen that seems even vaugely plausible. Anyone else have input?
I don't know what the fuck I'm doing so I'll probably just vote for whatever sounds smart.

>>1071192
Which reminds me.
Zero fuel when? Shouldn't be *that* long.

>>1071192
Welp guess we're fucked then

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>>1071143
>>1071138
Oops.

>>1071152
Just name the time and place and I'll be there. Sooner or later. Might take a while.

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>>1071126

Degeneracy. https://mega.nz/#!nMlAhRQZ!30VTkcNA81BJmHSHotbIuF5RWJ6NBX9TRD9plqUNayQ

EXTREME degeneracy. https://mega.nz/#!LIlXWLCT!mSSZl431299qCOHQGGEYvjOl-ZO4pCKFCtJVdP7BayE

>>1071198
Do we even have Chaff?

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>>1071207
How is that a problem?

>>1071180
>>1071117
>>1071080
Repeating this idea: Thatch weave with our wingman to rebuild our speed. If any of the bandits chase us, we'll get shots on them with each repeat of the weave. Plus, it uses our roll rate to our advantage.

>>1071220
fuck it, in with this.

>>1071187
Oh, so the Thatch Weave wasn't viable? We need energy. Energy is everything. How do we regain energy? Going in a straight line and letting your engine do the work. How can we do this when there is someone behind us? Have a teammate come towards us so he can make the guy behind us go away, and keep switching while the both of us regain energy.

>>1071193
>>1071200
Shit, must have missed that, thought we only dropped the rocket pods.

Well, then I guess pop chaff, weave, and pray are our best bet.

>>1071080
Voting for:
>>1071117

>>1071180
k thx
...kneejerk reaction is to roll into the damn thing and bitchslap it beneath our fucking Argie weight but that don't work without proper kit
>>1071193
this. As Batlead proved, AA fire doesn't care about the difference between allied and enemy airframes.
>>1071206
If we're about to run out of fuel, then aim at one of the cruisers and punch it while our wingman quits the AO
WITNESS ME

>>1071217
I said WE'RE fucked dessbote. You still aren't getting any.

>>1071220
probably this

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>>1071199
How can you not love Atago? She is pure love.

>>1071080


hmmm...

Fuck, no airspeed.

PLANNING, WAIT OUT.

>>1071237
Yes but the Argentinian will fail and die.
That's a good thing!

>>1071220
There's more of them, so they might just gangfuck us, but it seems like the least worst idea so far.
It's entirely possible that there just aren't any ideas that are good enough, but that's in god's hands.

>>1071220
Seems like the best idea atm. Unless anybody else has something better, I'll go with this.

>>1071080
>[x] Thatch weave with our wingman to rebuild our speed. If any of the bandits chase us, we'll get shots on them with each repeat of the weave. Plus, it uses our roll rate to our advantage.

Nothing else seems likely to work. Might as well try it.

>>1071244
>adorably racist dessbote

...why did I not see this coming.

>>1071199
>>1071241
Atago is a nice person!
Her voice is scratchy and that of a grandma!

And what are you talking about! Kongou is seventeen!

>>1071117
voting this

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>>1071080
>[x] Thatch weave with our wingman to rebuild our speed. If any of the bandits chase us, we'll get shots on them with each repeat of the weave. Plus, it uses our roll rate to our advantage.

I don't know what this is but these people sound like they know what they're talking about so I'm voting for this.

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>>1071244
Yes, but the Argentinian isn't what we're trying to kill atm.

>>1071189
>>1071080
i change my vote to
>>1071262
thatch weave

>>1071130
Oh god no. You don't know spanish do you.

The literal translation for "Witness" as a verb is "Atestiguar" (as a noun it's "Testigo"). Conjugated for first person plural imperative, it'd be "Atestigüenme". Argie-ized, that'd be "Atestiguáme".
Probably with a "che" at the end, because argie.

Therefore, "ATESTIGÜAME CHE"
Or, if you simply go with "look at me", "MIRÁME CHE"

If I cared enough I'd look at the spanish subs for Fury Road but I don't.

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>>1071267
Just delete your old post. Makes it easier to count.

>>1071080
Pop all decoys (chaff AND flares), turn away at max power and play chicken with the waves. Maybe we can get a maneuver kill.

>>1071256
Hon, I have grandparents younger than you. At your point, you only make seventeen if you leave the one off the front.

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>>1070986
>>1071051
Click choose file, then click cancel. Boom, no file chosen.

YOU FUCKERS SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO ME.

ALRIGHT, HERES THE PLAN.

We're low on energy, have little altitude, and our speed is low.

We're gonna play to our strengths.

BEGIN PLAN

[x] HIGH G BARREL ROLL AS ENEMY BANDITS COME OUT OF THEIR YOYO INTO THACH WEAVE/ROLLING SCISSORS WITH WINGMAN

>>1071281
Oh shit, thanks man.

>>1071276
You shouldn't lie about a lady's age!

>>1071286
Go away you filthy Argie poof!

>>1071286
I thought that was essentially what we were doing?

>>1071286

ALSO WE DUMP ALL THE COUNTERMEASURES WE HAVE WHILE DOING SO.

>>1071291
What's your opinion on Canadians?

>>1071292
It's adding in something to justify spoiling their shot as we get into the Thatch Weave.

>>1071291
too old

>>1071286
yeah okay

>>1071276
>>1071291
Yeah, she's only 104!

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jv1ZN8c4_Gs
soundtrack?
>>1071262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8vJzlcAHEI
how2thatchweave

>>1071292

No, the other plan lacks the important STARTER of the manuver, where we avoid their high Yo-Yo with a high-G barrel roll.

>>1071080
>>[x] Thatch weave with our wingman to rebuild our speed. If any of the bandits chase us, we'll get shots on them with each repeat of the weave. Plus, it uses our roll rate to our advantage.

Officially changing my vote to this.

>>1071286
>>1071292
I kinda like the idea of starting with a barrel roll, to put us out of position with the end of the bandit yo-yo. They'll have to make fine adjustments close to the deck to hit us, and we can turn the barrel roll into a weave

I think...

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>>1071304
Listen here you little shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OixSNQp0S_k semi-related.

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>>1071312

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>>1071312
>Not being proud of aging like fine wine.

>>1071311

Exactly.

They're coming at us when we're low and slow iwht a high yo-yo.

We don't have the speed and altitude to drag them into a weave unless we can break their Yo-Yo.

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>>1071080
>[x] HIGH G BARREL ROLL AS ENEMY BANDITS COME OUT OF THEIR YOYO INTO THACH WEAVE/ROLLING SCISSORS WITH WINGMAN

sure why not

>>1071314
>1:26
>literally A-moving across the map
top kek
of course the Abyssals would just jam that shit

>>1071316
She's aged more like milk.

>>1071312
you don't scare me grandma

>>1071327
i mean, with those tits

>>1071291
See, here's the thing- you were a battlecruiser. That means you're at least, bear minimum, older than the WNT. Worse, you burned coal. Not oil, sweet Newcastle coal. Sure, there was the big refit (cough, midlife crisis, cough) but back in the day you had such peers as, say, Texas.

I'm real sure that dreadnought would love to tell stories about you, back during the Great War.

>>1071312
you're 22 years older than me you know

even if we go by time launched to time sunk, you'd still be 32 years old

I'd be 9

you loose old lady

>>1071333
>Battlecruiser
But Kongou is a *Fast* Battleship!
Please don't make up stories about Kongou dess!

>>1071235
changing vote to
>>1071286
with the caveat that if we hit bingo fuel during the maneuver we then attempt to ram our plane down one of the CAs' stacks