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Character Sheet (Full!):https://drive.google.com/open?id=1jI0aGxA_2h3SAcPYri-1fdgskbK3IbtfEzSLJ7VY9gU
Character Sheet (Renexizious Only!): https://drive.google.com/open?id=1xgNKMzLUZS9L05DUCxmsvuYs-bGPIRpQsFv5k7oaBBk

Last time on EDQ, a kobold forged us a pretty cool pickaxe, we healed him, and learned his name was Malus, then we appointed him forge master. We also had Valkia leave us, and we learned how upgrades go about... Oh, and we as Elizabeth are trying to get India under control.

So of course, back to EDQ.

Malus runs off, fully healed, and you decide to ask around to see what the kobolds want.

It seems the kobolds think their housing is a bit... Well, small for their families, and that they would like something nicer once they saw your wonderous bathhouse, which is proving to be very popular. A few kobolds say they wish there was things to do, and plenty of them seem to want a proper place to worship you at...
Finally, your slaves seem to be wanting an actual place to sleep at rather then in the cave... This is what you can get out from them while they're not hysterical or terrified of you, or wanting to go home, etc...

Some of the more younger kobold children want a place to store their stone tablets, since they seem to lose them often, as chiseling tablets seems to be rather popular along the youth...

What do anons? (Choose as many as you want!)

>Construct a place of worship?
>Deal with the entertainment deal!
>Maybe you can construct new, better housing?
>See about constructing a proper forge area for Malus to work in! This will likely lower the chance of him getting injured!
>Eh... Don't do anything. You are leaving soon after all.
>You know, you should create a sort of museum for future generations to look back on...
>Construct actual housing for the slaves.
>...See about making some place for the children to store their tablets at?
>You know, the kobold children could really use an education... Maybe you should set up a school.
>Write-In
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>>1057973
>Construct a place of worship?
>Construct actual housing for the slaves.
>See about constructing a proper forge area for Malus to work in! This will likely lower the chance of him getting injured!
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You decide to construct a place of worship, housing for the slaves, and a proper forge area...

You of course need to decide how the place of worship will look like...

>Make your lair a full-fledged shrine dedicated to you!
>Construct a classical shrine to you, dad, and Tiamat.
>Construct a full-fledged church to you, dad, and Tiamat...
>Construct a CATHEDERAL to you, dad, and Tiamat!
>Construct a building dedicated ONLY to you!
>Construct a monastery maybe? Monks can be valuable...
>Write-In for other ideas for unique worship buildings. These write-ins will tend to be more powerful then usual, simply because they are unique.
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>>1057973
>Construct actual housing for the slaves.
>Construct a place of worship?
>Maybe you can construct new, better housing?
>See about constructing a proper forge area for Malus to work in! This will likely lower the chance of him getting injured!
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>>1058020
>Construct a classical shrine to you, dad, and Tiamat.
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>>1058020
>Write-In for other ideas for unique worship buildings. These write-ins will tend to be more powerful then usual, simply because they are unique

Turn our room into a sort of monostary.
Basically build a monostary with our room being the center of it and then we can put shrines to our dad and tiamat as well.

Basically where we sleep would be a holy place/shrine
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You decide to make a sort of monastery, focused around your room. Of course, you get a tablet, and chisel out how it should look like, and the miners seem quite impressed... It will be rather square but also pointy and impressive...

You send the kobold miners to begin digging, and decide to construct actual housing for the slaves.

There's a few ideas you have...

You currently have fifty slaves.

>Bunkhouses. They're large, cramped, inhumane... But easily built and can house twenty slaves with ease.
>Small rooms for slave families? They're a little more spacious but meant for families, and are a bit nicer. Can house ten slaves, but take a while to build.
>How about small houses? They're very nice and quite spacious, perfect for families. Can house five slaves, but is considered very high quality.
>Write-In
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>>1058048
>Small rooms for slave families? They're a little more spacious but meant for families, and are a bit nicer. Can house ten slaves, but take a while to build.
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>>1058048
>Small rooms for slave families? They're a little more spacious but meant for families, and are a bit nicer. Can house ten slaves, but take a while to build.
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You decide to go for small rooms for slave families, built near your lair...

Your lair is also looking a bit more refined thanks to the miners, and has a bit of treasure in it.

You decide to move on to constructing a proper forge area, which of course, means you need to come up with a furnace to boot...

>Come up with a coal-powered furnace. It will produce quite a bit of smoke which needs open air (meaning you need to install pipes to above ground to prevent air pollution in the cave, meaning that it could be rather obvious where your kobolds are.) However, coal is very abundant, and requires little micromanagement...
>Magma Forge. You'll need some oil for Flames to breath magma, but it could be very advantageous since it can melt almost anything... Though it could be rather dangerous and you'll most certainly need plenty of pipes for the smoke and fumes to go somewhere... But it will be revolutionary and allow you to melt plenty of things!
>...How about... Gas powered? You bet you can rig something up, but you need to find natural gas... And it could be rather dangerous if you mess up, such as gas leaks, explosions... But it would produce little visible smoke, and keep your little base hidden.
>Write-In for forge ideas.
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>>1058119
>Magma Forge. You'll need some oil for Flames to breath magma, but it could be very advantageous since it can melt almost anything... Though it could be rather dangerous and you'll most certainly need plenty of pipes for the smoke and fumes to go somewhere... But it will be revolutionary and allow you to melt plenty of things!

If the dwemer can do it we can too
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>>1058119
>Magma Forge. You'll need some oil for Flames to breath magma, but it could be very advantageous since it can melt almost anything... Though it could be rather dangerous and you'll most certainly need plenty of pipes for the smoke and fumes to go somewhere... But it will be revolutionary and allow you to melt plenty of things!

>>1058124
The Dwemer don't anymore for a reason
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>>1058129
It was a good idea.
The dwemer had lots of efficient ideas
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Flames seems to like the idea of drinking oil... There's only one problem. You need to find some.

You head a fair ways away from the kobold tribe to find oil... God, you hate the taste of it, but Flames loves it for some reason.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to find oil.

+2 if you can make fun of Flames for not preferring butter.
+2 if you can think why he enjoys oil.
+3 if you can think how to use the magma forge as a trap for fucking elve- You mean, adventurers.
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Rolled 13 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1058134
Yeah but they were complete dicks and hypocrite fedora tippers
>Enslave the snow elves and turn them into monstrosities that are barely even sentient
>Say fuck you to all the god, proceed to make your own machine god and end up getting btfo by the gods.

>>1058145
Well his name is Flames so he probably likes more flammable beverages
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Rolled 19 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1058145
>Can't have good taste in women and you can't even have good taste in drinks too.
He's a fire dragon. It's probably like liquid fuel to him.

We could just dig veins of lava and put trapdoors above said veins
>>1058150
>Worshipping gods and not trying to become one or control one.

They had ambition and I can respect that.

And they enslaved the snow elves to make them into convenient fuel among other things
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>>1058160
>Enslave and corrupt the snow elves
>Get btfo by them in a slave uprising
Almost like pottery it is
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19+11=30

Amazing Success!

You make fun of him a little, but eventually you come across a crude oil reserve and Flames begins to drink it...
Of course, he can't contain himself and so you pull out of there forcibly, and he burps a little lava out, and seems to love it.

Really? Can I have a bit more?

You have some magma on your face.

Fuck, it tastes delicious...

You head back and begin to set up the magma forge...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see how well this goes.

+3 if you can come up with ideas on how to keep slaves and kobold safe from falling in or having it splashes on them.
+2 if you can make fun of Flames a little more.
+2 if you can think about a unique title for forge master. That's dragony.
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Rolled 4 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1058179
It would be a good idea to rail guards and signs that "don't touch the burning lava" would be a good idea.
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Rolled 8 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1058169
More like disappear from existence from fucking with high level god shittery.
That's a pretty cool way to go out.
>>1058179
There need to be guard rails and safety grates.
Basically make it a sewer system but with lava and don't let the civies in.

>And now your fucking drooling too flames? Come on man.

The Master Scale Smith or something like that
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Allowing samefagging if you can make fun of Flames a little more.
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>>1058205
The Falmer did rise up though and probably fucked up a lot of Dwemer and Dwemer holds before the majority of them disappeared because of divine intervention.
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Rolled 9 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1058209
I doubt the falmer could do anything serious to them.
Just look at all the traps they had.
>>1058207
>Just show some manners okay you degenerate. I don't need you to burp and kill half the tribe
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1058207
>Careful. Next time you kiss your gf you might end up cooking some Greek steaks.
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9+12=21

Success!

And now your fucking drooling too Flames? Come on man... Just show some manners, ok you degenerate? I don't need you to burp and kill half the village.

He breathes some magma, filling up the forge.

Come on, I'm great with this. Just relax. And I'm not a degenerate!

After a bit the forge fills up with magma, and Flames lets out one more burp.

God, Oil is great. Can we have some more later?

Eeeh... Maybe.

The forge seems well contained, and you relax...

Oh, right. You were going to plan out some housing for the kobolds instead of their shacks...

You have eighty kobolds.

>...You know, why don't you make some dorms, small private rooms for everyone, and each dorm wing can hold about thirty kobold easily... Though it's not really a place to raise a family, and might lead to some conflicts... But it really does save on space!
>Construct some large clan-houses... Able to house twenty kobolds in nice small rooms, enough for a kobold clan in nice comfort and in a great family enviroment. It saves on space a little bit...
>Construct some vilas, able to house ten kobolds... It should be great for smaller families and be very comfortable.... But doesn't save on space too much.
>Maybe you should see about apartments? You know, building homes into the side of the cave?
>Write-In for housing ideas.
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>>1058263
>Construct some large clan-houses... Able to house twenty kobolds in nice small rooms, enough for a kobold clan in nice comfort and in a great family enviroment. It saves on space a little bit...
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>>1058263
>Construct some large clan-houses... Able to house twenty kobolds in nice small rooms, enough for a kobold clan in nice comfort and in a great family enviroment. It saves on space a little bit...

Caste system wen?
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You decide to construct some large clan houses...

The plans for each clan house seems to be equally impressive and quite fancy on the outside, reminding you a bit of longhouses. Sort of.

Of course, this will take a month or two to achieve... But of course, you have decided to leave after today...

However, a few of the clan "leaders" are apparently installing shrines inside each and every single one of their new clan houses as a sign of faith and loyalty to you.

The population is currently ecstatic to your rule thanks to your planning and greatly increasing the quality of their lives...

With all that planning done you decide to relax... Finally.

You decide to take a nap before you go. You listen to the prayers of the faithful while you drift to sleep...

You are now Elizabeth, and you are en route to England to get shit done!

Recently you are proposing reducing military autonomy overseas, and of course, you are headed to Parliament... It's blown up over night as a controversial issue, with the military not saying a single word!

Torries Support: 30%
Labor Support: 50%
Liberal Party: 40% (Minority)
National Liberal Party: 20% (Minority)

If the bill passes with overwhelming support, Elizabeth will gain a huge amount of popularity for being able to bring this all together somehow.

Is there anything else you want to do anons?
Select as many as you want!

>...See if you can give a speech to Parliament about this bill...
>You know... The Torries and Labor are having a meeting about this... Visit one of their meetings and try to convince their members to vote for the bill... You can only visit one however!
>Visit the Tories's leader and get him to vote for the bill!
>Visit the Labor leader and get him to vote for the bill! Of course, you did eat his cousin. He probably doesn't like you too much.
>Get the Liberals on board by visiting their leader!
>Get the National Liberals on board by visiting their leader as well! You remember that he's a good old fashioned monarchist. At least, that's what your dad told you.
>Get the Prime Minister to support the bill!
>Just get to the House of Commons and see how it goes in there! If it does good in there, it will move onto the House of Lords!
>Visit Alan and see if he can convince the navy or military to support it! He's rather good with words, after all.
>Maybe you can get Edward, Earl of Wessex to say something about the bill? It would prove to only stir the controversy and make the bill even more well-known!
>Write-In for an idea on how to increase the bill's popularity!
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>>1058395
>...See if you can give a speech to Parliament about this bill...
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>>1058395

>...See if you can give a speech to Parliament about this bill...
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Uh. I was looking at Wikipedia to see when Gandhi was born (he should be 85 or 87 now) and apperantly during WW1 he actively recruited Indians to join the British army.
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>>1058430
He did become a dissident leader, keep in mind not too long after that.

You decide to give a speech at Parliament... So of course, you land on the river Thames, which goes up to your legs. You go around to find the House of Commons still meeting together and deciding, and politely tap on the window... Which breaks. The parliament get to look at your face, and seem a little shocked at a dragon literally being outside.

"Sorry, sorry. I came here in a bit of a rush, and if you can excuse the damage, which I promise to pay off, I'm here to tell you why you should support this bill..."

You see Alan apparently talking to who you remember as his... Oh, right his uncle... Who's a part of the unionist party of Ulster... A member of parliament, if you remember right.

Roll me a 1d20+7 for speeches anons.

+3 if you can give a speech to Parliament. (+2 if it's inspiring, heroic, and appeals to their emotion and nationalism.)
+2 if you can tell them why the monarchy supports this and why they should too. (+1 if you can come up with an excuse why the monarchy is getting involved...
+4 if you can get the ever classic "breast distraction" going somehow, even if your lower body is obstructed by the walls. (+1 if you can make an excuse up, and yes you can damage the parliament building for this bonus.)

Autosuccess if all of this is done.
Critical autosuccess if you can do all of this and get Gwynevere to help. And thank Alan for helping you.
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Rolled 1 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1058477
I was just pointing out and found that interesting.
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>>1058504
>>1058477
Can this be averted by a CRITICAL autosuccess?
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>>1058477
I'm gonna ask right now.
Would a crit auto success even outweigh this? >>1058504
If not I won't bother typing.
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I'm going to call to say it can be averted with a auto CRITICAL success, if it's really good.
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>>1058533
You should put a time limit too
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>>1058541
Eeeeeeeh. I personally hate time limits and I'm not that sadistic, but if I don't see any posts in the next twenty-five minutes I'll just continue. If your writing just say and I'll extend it.
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>>1058552
I'm probably not going to write a speech since I'm skeptical of my skills. Also I'm not really passionate towards this causes and bill
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>>1058477
>Hello my fellow countrymen. I come her today to speak to you about this bill. To give more oversight to the military. You may ask why I support this and I will reply with a simple answer. Our pride. When I think of us I think of Honor, Kindness, Respect, Dignity, And ability.
(note have gwyn and us alternate when we say this and)
>I believe that in our hearts are strong souls.
Put our smack our closed fist against our chest and accidentally break the building to make a bigger window.
>That keep us honest to our mistakes and willing to try harder. To show to all that we are proud and honorable. And just and fair. Alan my dear friend has already promised to help and I dedicate myself to this cause. And I believe that if you have any inkling of this noble, honorable, British, soul you'll help as well.


Was someone waiting on me?

Oh and will this suffice?
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>>1058564
Put our smack?

Also, I'd say to do it a bit longer, but it's quite good anon.
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>>1058585
Sorry I mean smash the building a bit on accident to make a larger window.
Also give me 10 more minutes to type then
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>>1058477
"Gentlemen, one moment let me just get comfortable (Break the wall in front of our breasts, move in closer), sorry I'll replace that as well! I come before you to discuss this matter of great national importance. For the continued safety, security and stability of our nation.

I feel that the military must be held more accountable for their actions in far flung corners of the world, as simply put, they reflect badly on us and risk causing revolutions or other such disastrous events by their actions.

I mention the possibility of revolt as I have been in communication with the independence advocate known as Gandhi and came to an understanding. That this was a significant part of the unrest in the greater empire and in India specifically, as in past the military has and continues to act in a manner most barbarous.

It is not right that such a prestigious organisation of our nation acts in this manner and as monarch. I have great interest in the prestige of my ancestors and their institutions which is threatened by this.


So I ask you, will you allow this opportunity to pass? To bring greater peace, stability and harmony to the empire? To make the military an honourable institution once more?"
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>>1058585
>Honestly how can we call ourselves british if this goes on? This taking advantage of people? This callous behavior, This unjust treatment? Where is the honor? The nobility? The respect? That I know us to have? Can we really continue on with this? Can we really accept losing what it means to be british? To lose that noble soul? I ask you if we did, what would we have left?
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>>1058596
>*claps*
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"Hello, gentlemen and fellow countrymen... I came here today to speak to you about this bill... But could you give me one moment to get comfortable?"

You break the wall infront of your breasts, sending debris carefully down onto some of the parliament seats, and you lay down, getting comfortable.

"Sorry, sorry. I promise you I will replace that in due time. Now, I came here to discuss this matter of great national importance, for the continued safety, security, and stability of our nation. I feel that the military must be held more accountable for their actions in far flung corners of the world, as simply put, they reflect badly on us and risk causing revolutions or other disastrous events by the military's actions. You may ask why I support this, and I will reply with a simple answer... Our pride. When I think of us, I think of honor."

Your second head grows, startling the crowd by quite a bit.

"Of kindness!"

"Of respect!"

"Of dignity!"[/red]

"And finally, of ability. I believe, that in our hearts, are strong British souls."
You hit your chest in a sort of salute, causing your breasts to jiggle a bit.

"I mention the possibility of revolt, as I have been in communication with the independence advocate known as Gandhi, and I have come to an understanding with him. That this was a significant part of the unrest in the greater empire and in India specifically, as the military has and continues to act in a manner most barbarous and unbritishlike. It is not right that such a prestigious organization of our nation acts in this manner, and as the monarch of Great Britain, I have great interest in the prestige of my ancestors and institutions which are threatened by this. So, I ask you all... Will you allow this opportunity to pass? The opportunity to bring greater peace, stability, and harmony to the empire? To make the military an honorable institution once more?"

You end your speech there.

"I hope you all make the right decision... And I'm sorry about damaging this part of the building."

You get plenty of applause and claps from the parliament, and you see Alan proudly clap.

"Oh, and I wish to thank my dear friend Alan, who has promised to help me and dedicated himself to this cause."

He gets plenty of claps and you feel as if the bill is guaranteed to pass in the House of Commons... You leave and go outside, where quite a bit of the BBC is, curious in getting inside Parliament... Of course, since you've just left, the reporters seem to want to talk to you...

Your popularity has skyrocketed!

Average Parliament Member (House of Commons): 95%
Average Parliament Member (House of Lords): 45%

You could further capitalize on gaining even more popularity, but this time with people... Or you could just rest on your laurels.

Actions

>Talk to the reporters? (Can increase you and Ren's popularity in Sweden and England, but may cause a scandal if you fail!)
>Deal with the House of Lords.
>Rest?
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>>1058666
>Talk to the reporters? (Can increase you and Ren's popularity in Sweden and England, but may cause a scandal if you fail!)
It's worth it
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>>1058666

>Talk to the reporters? (Can increase you and Ren's popularity in Sweden and England, but may cause a scandal if you fail!)
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You decide to talk to the reporters.

Roll me a 1d20+7 for talking to reporters!

+3 if you can give them the ever classic "money shot" over your breasts, so they won't ask hard questions. (+2 if you can come up with an excuse)
+2 if you can tell them why this bill must get passed.
+2, Ren and you get better popularity if you can tell them how you miss your family and make Renexizious look very relatable. +1 if you can come up with stories about your children. (Feel free to make it up.)
+2 if you can tell them how it's been being the Queen of England.
+1 if you can dispel the rumors of you having slaves. (If you confirm it, it will very likely start a scandal!)
Ren will get more popularity with humans if you can mention how much he likes them in Sweden.
Ren will get more popularity with minotaurs if you can mention that he's friends with quite a few of them and enjoys their advice.

Autosuccess if everything is done.
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Rolled 4 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1058713
>Excuse me to stretch just a tad bit. Giving speeches like that can be rather taxing on me and by figure.

I wonder if using our boobs too much to persuade will backfire.
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>>1058713
Stretch a bit. And when they ask why say we're tired from working on this bill.
>Hello I am currently putting my all into getting this bill passed. For the integrity and honor of our empire I seek to improve conditions in it for the more unfortunate. And while being the Queen may be tough and while I may miss spending time with my children I will see this through. Though nthat's the price leaders npay. Why even Ren wishes for some time with his friends. Both the human ones that he has known for so long and the minotaur ones and even one of his advisors who is also a minotaur. Why just the other day I and Ren where reading bedtime stories to all of our children. The look on their faces. And I would also like to comment that the rumors of me owning slaves is false. That's more something my husband does.

All this typing.
But better than rolling I guess.
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Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1058739
Does it have any consequences in real life anon?

"Excuse me, but I need to stretch a tad bit... Giving speeches like that can be rather taxing on me and my figure. It's rather tiring working on this bill..."

You begin to stretch impressively, making sure to jiggle the breasts a little...
The male reporters seem utterly enchanted, with the female reporters a little red with envy, knowing what your doing and being powerless to stop it.
It actually feels good to know other women are clearly jealous of your superior bust...

So you lower your head, making sure to talk to the male reporters who are unable to really say too much.

"Oh, sorry about that. I'm very tired. Working all day... Trying to get this bill passed for the honor and integrity of our empire.... I really do seek to improve conditions in it for the more unfortunate. And while being the Queen may be tough and I really, really do miss spending time with my children... I promise the British people I will see this through... Though being tired is the price leaders pay, why even Renxizious wants some time with his friends, both the human ones he's had for so long and the minotaur ones. Even one of his friends is a minotaur. Why, a few days ago, I remember me and Ren were reading bedtime stories to our children... I love the look on their faces. I would also like to comment that the rumors of me owning slaves is blatantly false... But my husband does do that."

The male reporters are utterly transfixed on you, and you head back to parliament after waving goodbye...

From what you hear, the bill EASILY passes in the House of Commons, from a 620 to 30 margin... Wow. You are... A really good diplomat.

You thank the House of Commons, and go over to the House of Lords...

Actions

>Intimidate them into passing the bill? The House of Lords already hates you and you did eat quite a few of their friends a family... Maybe some intimidation could go in your favor.
>Try to convince them?
>Just let it happen, you gave one speech already.
>Write-In

Also, ignore my rolling.
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>>1058802
>Try to convince them?
I don't know how teafag politics work so I don't know if we need to convince them.
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>>1058802
>Try to convince them?
I'm just thinking about how often they get in the newspaper and if Ren sees it.

>>1058825
I think the House of Lords is like our Senate which is more important then the House of Representatives.
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You decide to convince them...

You bust down a wall, and prepare to persuade them.

Roll me a 1d20+7 anons.

+4 for bewbs. (+2 if you can take pride in the fact that women get very easily envious of them. Also, +1 if you can do something new besides stretching.)
+2 if you can also intimidate them a bit by reminding them and apologizing for your pregnancy hunger and the nobles that got nommed.
+2 if you can think about Ren a bit lustfully.

I'm also assuming your using the same speech from last time anons.

Autosuccess if everything is done.

Critical Autosuccess if you can further intimidate the nobles. And if you can think how you'd get rid of them. For later.
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Rolled 5 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1058900
Take a very deep breath and breath out.

Alternatively we could pretend jog/walk although that image is more absurd and comical.
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>>1058900
Being jealous means we're better ofc so it's nice knowing that.
>I would also like to apologize for my pregnancy hunger and eating the other nobles it was a tragedy yes it was.
Nod with our whole body to get some motion going.

Just think about asking to tumble him when he gets back. And where to do it. And what woman to include.
For further intimidation release a nice stomach growl.


I wonder if we could stir up scandals involving the house of nobles enough to where we can get rid of them.
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After the speech, you begin to say something else... After a huge, long stomach growl.

"Sorry, sorry. I'm a bit hungry. I would just like to apologize for my pregnancy hunger and eating the other nobles... It was a tragedy. Yes, yes it was..."

You nod with all of your body, getting some momentum...

They quickly begin to get to voting, and you personally oversee it... With the occasional hint about eating someone here and there.

It passes very quickly and animously. How nice. You begin to leave, and fly back...

After you fly back, you hear the Prime Minister call you, and you pick up.

"Elizabeth! Queen Elizabeth!"

"What is it?"

"I heard that bill passed! Well done if I must say so... Though of course, there's some controversy about the Queen getting personally involved in the Parliament... But the popularity scores are skyrocketing! I hear your in favor with everyone, chap! Save the women, of course."

"I see..."

You hang up, and get to bed and relax... Thank God that's ove-

You hear the phone ring again... Great...

Actions

>Get some sleep!
>Answer it. Why not?
>Write-In
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>>1058991
>Answer it. Why not?
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>>1058991
>Answer it. Why not?
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You go to pick up the phone. Why not?

It seems to be Alan.

"Hey Elizabeth. Got time to talk?"

"Alan?"

"Aye, it's me. Just seeing if you wanted to talk."

"About what?"

You hear him sigh.

"I just... I guess I'm just calling to make sure everything's alright from my ex."

"Alan, I mean... Thanks, but it's unnecessary."

You hear very heavy footsteps up the stairs, and a hard knock on the door.

"Elizabeth?" You hear in crude english... It seems like the cow wants to talk.

"Give me a second Alen... What is it Chryosula?"

"I was... I am wondering if you want to go?" She says this very crudely with a thick greek accent.

"Liz? Everything alright?"

Goddamn it.

"Listen, Alan, thanks for calling but I'm kinda busy right now. I'll call you in a minute, and I'm perfectly fine."

"Wait, Liz!"

"What?"

"I was also calling to tell you something... I uh... Apparently you have record high approval ratings."

"How nice."

"I erh... Apparently the BBC has called you the most popular Queen of England since Elizabeth the First."

"Really? How nice!"

"Yeah... Erh... I'll see you later, ok?"

"Yeah, call me back."

You hang up, and deal with the cow knocking on your door.

"Elizbeth?"

"It's Elizabeth. What do you want?"

"You seemed... Alone. Do you want to go?"

"Go where?"

She waits for a minute, trying to think of the words.

"...How about we go exercise? And then food?" She seems a bit shy saying this, and seems a bit worried about rejection.

Actions

>...I have other things I wanted to do.
>...Can't we just eat together? I'd prefer not to exercise.
>...Fine. I mean, why not? I haven't actually talked to you at all.
>...Gwynevere, can you do this for me? I'd rather not deal with the cow.
>Write-In

By the way, Renexizious is heading back home. So right now he can't be switched to.
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>>1059108
>...Fine. I mean, why not? I haven't actually talked to you at all.
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>>1059108
>...Fine. I mean, why not? I haven't actually talked to you at al

>Elizabeth I
>Popular
Tell that to all those English Catholics.
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"Well... I mean, why not. I haven't actually talked to you at all."

"Great!"

She breaks through the door. Because it was locked.

She seems to not even notice.

"Come on. Let's go."

Gwynevere curses a bit, and you are forced to go exercise.

Which of course, you are not up to the task to exercising with a cow.

Roll me a 1d20+3 to see if Liz can lose baby fat and keep up with Chrysoula.

+2 if you can tell Gwynevere to keep it calm.
+2 if you can think why your even going out with a cow. (+1 if you can be optimistic of the results)
+1 if you can think about things to attempt to talk about as you die from sweating.
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Rolled 6 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1059153
Well she is a beast of burden and is probably able to move a lot of stuff. She would probe moving bricks right now if Ren didn't pick her up.
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Rolled 16 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1059153
>Gwynevere calm down please.
Because we don't even know chrysoula. Might get along with her.

Ask about her past.
Childhood to before she met flames.
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>>1059162
Is Liz even aware that Rens second head Flames is the reason why Chrysoula is a thing between us?
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>>1059194
Idk
I assume we did.
If not it wouldn't be too hard to change flames to ren
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16+8=24

Good Success!

You feel like you nearly die from exhaustion, but you feel... Well, in shape so to speak. And that baby fat is beginning to disappear so to speak.

During a break, you sit down to talk.

"So... Chrysoula. What was your childhood like?"

She pauses to think.

"...Hard?"

"Really now?"

"Well... I had not very good stepmother. Very harsh. Loving father though."

"Right..."

You partially wish she spoke fluent English. It would make listening to her a lot easier.

"Father loved me. Stepmom hated me..."

She seems a little depressed as she thinks.

"Stepmom told me my horns weren't very good. Or my appearance. Or anything about me."

"Oh..." You feel a bit bad for her.

"I was locked up in my family's... Palace... No... Erh..."

"Estate?"

She thinks.

"No... Palace fits better. I was locked up there all the time, not allowed to leave."

"I see..."

"So... I never had any friends or anything besides our servants and helots. I remember one time I was given an apple from a helot who felt pity for me." She seems a bit emotional...

"...I don't want to talk about this anymore. It's still a bit touchy. I miss my dad though. Sorry if I sound a bit pathetic."

Actions

>...I mean... Well, I'm sorry that your stepmom treated you horribly.
>...Really? I mean, Ren wouldn't take you in if you looked bad.
>You don't sound pathetic at all.
>So... Were your parents minotaurs?
>...Well you are rather bestial and ugly. I scarcely understand why your married to my husband... I mean, my husband's second head. I doubt he's telling the truth about that though.
>Why don't you tell me more?
>Write-In
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>>1059219
>...Really? I mean, Ren wouldn't take you in if you looked bad.

>You don't sound pathetic at all.
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>>1059201
>Liz constantly hears us quietly mocking Flames
>She thinks that he's nothing but a virgin beta
>She and Gwynevere think we only got her for ourselves
>tfw we memed too much and permanently damaged our image with our main waifu

>>1059219
>...I mean... Well, I'm sorry that your stepmom treated you horribly.
Looks to be the case. Btw can we still get the Draconic mind mutation for Liz? That would be really useful to get her to understand multiple languages
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>>1059240
Yeah.

"Really? I mean, Ren wouldn't take you in if you looked bad... But you don't sound pathetic at all, to be honest. But I'm sorry that your stepmom treated you horribly."

"Yeah... I'm lucky that Flames wanted me, I guess."

"Flam- Oh, right."

"He's... He can be a bit of a dramatic person... And gets bullied by Renexizious."

"Really?"

"Yeah... I feel bad for him honestly."

"That's rather harsh of him. Well... I thought this "second sentient head thing" was a fabrication."

"It's real... But yeah. I don't see him much, so I mostly see Ren."

"I see..."

"Yeah... I uh, I know you don't like me for being with your husband. I'm sorry."

You sigh.

"Listen... I don't hate you personally. I just think marriage is a monogamous affair, and that Ren sometimes takes it a bit... Too far. Such as that french girl..."

"Frankizka is nice though."

You slightly feel a little angry over it.

"Why don't we get food? I'm a bit tired of exercising."

She thinks of the words for a second.

"Well... do you like salad?"

"Erh... No. I prefer meat."

"Erh... well, I mean, ok. If you want, we can go there instead. To a meat place. I wouldn't mind."

You think Gwynevere has stopped hating Chrysoula after hearing the sob story. Huh.

You think Chryosula has also begun to like you after you said she didn't sound pathetic and felt bad for her.

Actions

>...Can't you minotaurs eat meat?
>Why don't we just go to a place serving meat and salad? Sounds good.
>...I mean, I can deal with a salad...
>...What, are you a vegetarian or something?
>...Come on, look at those teeth. You can probably eat some meat. You'll probably like it.
>Hey... Why don't we talk a little? I'm a bit curious about you.
>So... Gwynevere? You finally stopped being envious of her?
>Write-In
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>>1059295
>Why don't we just go to a place serving meat and salad? Sounds good.
Her ability to eat meat is only theoretical.
>So... Gwynevere? You finally stopped being envious of her?
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>>1059295
>Why don't we just go to a place serving meat and salad? Sounds good.
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"Let's just go to a place serving meat and salad, alright? It sounds good."

"Ok."

You get up and go change into a formal attire, and see Chryoula waiting patiently outside with only pants on. And a crude bra.

Did you... Miss something?

"Chrysoula? Where's the rest of your clothes?"

"I erh... I don't really have too much that fit me right now. Since I grew a bit."

She seems a bit embarrassed about it.

"...No wonder you don't wear a shirt."

"I mean, I used to not wear a bra. I couldn't find one."

"Really?"

"I mean... Yeah."

Gwynevere at this point, has really stopped being envious and now feels bad for her.

Oh my. Oh my oh my. That is... She needs some attire before going out.

Actions

>Try your best to ignore it? You'll go to a fancy place. Hopefully you can convince them to overlook it.
>...Well... You can solve this by going to a... Well, not a fancy place. God no, not a fancy place. Fancy places need shirts.
>Laugh at her not having a shirt she can put on!
>...Shapeshift to something besides human form?
>...Well... I think we shouldn't go out then if you don't have a shirt.
>Welp... See if you can convince her to go clothes shopping with you. Why not?
>Write-In
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>>1059356
>Welp... See if you can convince her to go clothes shopping with you. Why not?
This is how women bond no?
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>>1059356
>Welp... See if you can convince her to go clothes shopping with you. Why not?
I now genuinely think anons are autistic in making characters boobs bigger
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"Well... Why don't we go clothes shopping?"

"Really?! Sure!"

She seems extremely excited.

Huh.

Of course, due to Chrysoula's size, you are forced to go by dragonback to the nearest department store...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to bond with Chrysoula.

+3 if you can think what size category Chrysoula falls under.
+2 if you can talk about... Woman things.
+2 if you can make other women jealous and possibly salty as fuck. With Chrysoula of course.
+2 if you can try to find yourself a new bra in your half-dragon form. And wonder what size category that would fall under.
If you want to talk about anything with Chrysoula, now's the time to do it anons.
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Rolled 6 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1059407
Chrysoula must be like an F or a G,
Liz is probably DDs.
And audibly complain about lack of larger bra sizes.


Ask chrysoula why she gets along with frankizka isn't she a bitch
I hope we can use this to end the salt
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Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1059407
She would probably use a bra size that extremely large half dragons use.

Ask what she thinks of Sweden, how everything is and what she thinks of Stockholm and its people from what she's seen.
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Allowing samefagging if anons can get other women salty as fuck.
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Rolled 1 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1059444
And complain and ask why they only have small sizes.
And ask who would need a bra that small.
and such
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>>1059454
LET THE SALT COMMENCE
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Welp, critical failures anons.

Do anons want to use barbaric on this?

>Yes!
>No!
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>>1059473
>Yes!
I don't want to go to the salt mines.
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>>1059473
Oh shit. I thought we couldn't use this for Liz but go ahead.
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>>1059495

Oh fuck, your right anon. Thanks for reminding me.
Nevermind about the barbaric anons.
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>>1059492
To the sald mines wid u :DDDD
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>>1059539
I blame OP for not letting me writefag my way to success.
And for getting my hopes up.
And for putting our wisdom at 4 even though I'm sure it's higher.
And for still having our int modifier as +5 in the stat sheet
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*evil laughter*

Critical Failure!

Chrysoula seems to be getting a bit frustrated at being unable to find ANYTHING in her size category, and is getting progressively more frustrated. You also loudly complain about the bra sizes... Eventually Chrysoula finds one that barely fits her, and goes to try it on in a dressing room. She needs some help and invites you in to help strap it on... And of course, it breaks. She audibly curses in Greek no doubt.

You know... I uh... Just saying, she's kinda hot. Just saying.

What.

You also for some reason, hear plenty of footsteps outside.

"Hey, bitch! I heard you complaining about OUR favorite department store, and your fat ass isn't welcome here!"

What.

You then hear a yell from above, in the ventilation.

"Shit! Are you seeing this?"

"Yeah! Man, it was a great idea to sneak into here! Wait, can they hear us?"

"...Fuck."

"Holy shit, wait a minute, that's the Empress! Oh man, we're fucked!"

What the fuck.

You look up to see a few teenage boys, who have taken photos of you, and begin to crawl away fast.
Fuck.

You look outside to see some angry women who are salty as fuck about you complaining and making fun of the bra store, and you have a minotaur who is pissed the fuck off at not having proper bra sizes for her or fitting shirts.
And Gwynevere somehow being attracted to that.

What the fuck is life.
And you can't use your boobs to get out of this one. And you can't go after those boys since you have a bit too big of a...
Fuck your life.

Actions

>...Just uh... Try to avoid hostilities with the angry shoppers?
>...Deal with the pissed off Chrysoula?
>...Just uh... Deal with Gwynevere.
>Shapeshift to a smaller form and try to get up ventilation to stop the boys?
>What the fuck is even happening.
>Write-In
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>>1059582
>Gwynevere is attracted to chrysoula now.
It's like ren with hitler

>What the fuck is even happening.
>Shapeshift to a smaller form and try to get up ventilation to stop the boys?
Can't let those pictures spread
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>>1059582
>...Deal with the pissed off Chrysoula?
Quick! Jiggle our boobs to distract them!
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>>1059608
Come on. What's wrong with Gwynevere and Chrysoula?

God, I love Critical Failures. I'm going to get that printed out on a shirt one day.

Anyways, waiting fifteen minutes for anons to prioritize what to do.

Also, I love the shift from "boring casual trip" to "what the fuck is life right now"
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>>1059631
I don't hate it.
I'm just acknowledging the connection.
It's also like mikhals case somewhat.
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>>1059631
I'm fine with shapeshifting into a Drow or something and murdering all those horny teenagers.
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>>1059648
Just like a true woman anon. Also, murdering teenagers is a little out of character of Elizabeth.

You are... Highly confused.

But you decide to shapeshift to another form to give chase after the horny teens.

Choose a form anon.

>Elven Form!
>Drow Form!
>Dwarf Form!
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>>1059676
>Dwarf Form!
Angry dwarf women are terrifying.
They're like angry dwarf men except....
well they're like angry dwarf men
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>>1059676
>Drow Form!
As long as they are severely punished in a physical manner I'm fine
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>>1059685
I'll switch to drow.
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Rolled 1 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1059407
I miss like two threads and I have no idea what's going on anymore.

How close are we to reaching space and maybe starting a quest as a qt smuggler/inquisitor/employee of Ren?
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>>1059706
>Tap update
>It doesn't update
Well at least this nat 1 doesn't count.
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>>1059706
We are in the stratosphere.
Viktor took over NATO.
And the apocalypse looms closer and closer
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>>1059714
>inb4 OP saves this and uses it against us
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>>1059724
Then he'd be a massive cuck
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>>1059706
Anons are very close to developing rockets, and Viktor annexed the UN and NATO. Oh, and also you took over a kobold tribe which fanatically worships you.

You shift to your drow form, surprising Chrysoula.

"Chrysoula, I really, really need to stop those teens. Can you help me up there?"

"...Fine. I guess."

She picks you up and helps you up through the ventilation, where you begin to crawl up to get the boys...

Roll me a 1d20+3 to see if you can catch up or persuade them to stop!

+2 if you can yell at them to come back!
+1 if you can still be nice and understanding.
+2 if you can ask Gwynevere a very important question. Why the fuck is she attracted to Chrysoula and WHY?
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>>1059726
If anything wouldn't he be cucking us with the dice?

>>1059727
>WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO THAT COW?!? IS IT HER TITANIC TITS! UH! TELL ME!
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Rolled 1 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1059727
>Get back here you brats! I know I'm attractive but still!


>So gwynevere one question. Why chrysoula. Not judging but you know.

>Inb4 gwynevere was being tsundere about chrysoula the entire time
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>>1059727
Messed up the dice roll

>>1059733
Well fug
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>>1059733
I'd ask how this situation could get more chaotic...
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>>1059748
The teens turn out to be dominion spies and have a sample of our dna for their genetic programs and plan to use it against us. Also 9/11 happens but in this Swedish mall where we're at.
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>>1059770
And while this is going on gwynevere professes that she's actually in love with chrysoula.

And chrysoula starts a massive fight in the department store because.
>>
*laughs evilly for all eternity*

At this rate, I don't need to steal rolls. Which I won't.

Critical Failure!

"Get back here you brats! I know I'm attractive, but still!"

You follow the sounds of "oh shit" and you... You get lost. Great

Goddamn it.

So. Gwynevere. One question. WHY THE FUCK CHRYSOULA AND WHY ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO THAT COW!?!

I-I mean... I kinda liked her the whole time... Just uh, don't tell her that, ok?

YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO A FUCKING COW!

S-sorry. I mean, don't tell her, ok? I mean... Please? I don't mean anything by it. But I mean...

Goddamn it.
You sigh and begin to crawl through the vents, still lost... That's when you hear a rumble, and the vent collapses and breaks, sending you falling to the floor!
You hit the floor... And hear an alarm going off, and as you get up, you see that... Your in a sort of room with a safe in it? And a rather confused manager. And the alarm is going off.

Fuck your life.

"What the hell?"

"I can explain, there were these kids..."

You are now Chrysoula, and your a little angry from... You know. The whole "can't find anything in your size" problem. You were going to have a nice dinner with Ren's wife and maybe get along, and that was exactly what was happening! Until THIS happened! Now there's an annoying alarm going off!

You can still hear the women outside.

"What, are you too scared to come out?" You translate...

Actions

>Try to calm yourself. You can do this rationally, ok?
>YOU NEED TO FUCKING PUNCH A BITCH IN THE FACE!
>You know what? You should just make fun of them for being inferior. Maybe they'll get so offended they'll leave? Serves them right.
>...That's it, no more misses nice minotaur. Get ready to intimidate some bitchy women.
>Write-In
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>>1059777
>Try to calm yourself. You can do this rationally, ok?

Alternatively we could just follow the situation and go full fucking berserk, burst through the walls and stampede all the way back to the imperial palace.

Also I find it unsettling how many trips you've been getting and how many ones we've rolled.
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>>1059777
>Gwynevere is in love with chrysoula
>Liz is accidentally in a bank vault.
>A fight is about to break out in the clothes store
This has gone wrong so fast.
>Try to calm yourself. You can do this rationally, ok?
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You decide to calm down, and try to do this rationally.

Roll me a 1d20+3 to see if Chrysoula can try to convince the girls to not get in her way.

+2 if you can tell them why they should leave you alone. Besides the angry rage inside you.
+2 if you can say that your complaints are valid, because fucking look at your breasts.
+2 if you can try to be nice, and speak english improperly.
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Rolled 3 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1059814
Well at least Liz is a dark elf which no one will recognize
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Rolled 1 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1059814
>Well see the bar.. I mean bras are to small for my chest. So it's far... I mean fair. And you should go because it's not like you could hurt me

Now watch as I get a one and this devolves into a lesbian orgy
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>>1059820
:DDDDDDDD
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>>1059820
Dice Gods I was joking
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>>1059827
Gid to the fugging sald mines alredi :DDD
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Critical Failure!

"Well... I mean, see the bar.. I mean, bras are too small for my chest. So it's far... I mean, fair. And you should really let me go because you couldn't hu-"

One of them laughs and throws a purse at your face.

You are INSTANTLY overcome with rage, and charge with a fist straight to her fucking shitty face.

Meanwhile, as Elizabeth...

You hear a shriek from outside and a something break, and a roar. You wonder what's going on, and you begin to get up out..

"What the hell are yo-"

"Hang on..."

You peak out of the office, and see a PISSED OFF Chrysoula punch the shit out of the women, toppling stands, scaring the people here, and watch as men cheer her on, not to mention the fact that she throws someone out a window into the street, then punches another person into the vent, all while cursing wildly in Greek. One person smoking a cigarette gets punched into a stand, and his cigarette flies off onto a product that reads "highly flammable", and suddenly a small portion of the room fucking explodes into fire, and the manager just looks outside extremely confused. You also hear sirens in the distance, and Chrysoula seems to be focused on beating the people who insulted her and confronted her to a bloody pulp.

Holy fuck, she's angry.

Actions

>Go to try and calm her down?
>Just uh... Stay in here.
>Flee. Flee now.
>...Fuck it, you aren't leaving here without nothing. Grab the store's safe in a larger form and run.
>Go outside to explain what's happening to the police?
>Shapeshift?
>Write-In
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>>1059835
But I don't want to go to the salt mines.
The salt hurts
I just want to not roll shit
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>>1059839
>Write-In
Grab chrysoula and run.
This outing is scrapped
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>>1059839
>Flee. Flee now.
>...Fuck it, you aren't leaving here without nothing. Grab the store's safe in a larger form and run.
Every (wo)man for themselves!

>>1059840
Take a break by mining salt then
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>>1059854
On second though change that. Just start taking handfuls of many in our Drow form. Less suspicious that way.
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So. waiting fifteen more minutes anons, if anons want to grab the angry as fuck Chrysoula or just run with the safe.
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>>1059868
You'd have to OPEN the safe first anon.
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>>1059873
Grab both.
So we don't have to explain why chrysoula is in jail.
Get the money and gwynevere's waifu chrysoula
Ge
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>>1059882
By safe do you mean a smaller one that can keep personal items or a huge bank one. Cause I feel as though Liz turining into a two headed dragon and flying off with a safe would be a tad scandalous
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>>1059886
A small safe that can keep personal items.

You shift to your half dragon form, grab the safe, and go to get Chrysoula...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can convince her to come with you.

+3 if you can make fun of the women she's punching who are inferior to you and her, and get her to recognize it's you!
+2 if you can yell at Gwynevere for being INTERESTED IN FUCKING CHRYSOULA.
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Rolled 5 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1059890
>Chrysoula it's me liz. Remember? Ren's wife? Stop punching the poor flatchested women and come on.

For gwynevere
>WHY? Just what is appealing about her?
>Inb4 Gwynevere is a furfag just like flames
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Allowing samefagging if you can continue to yell at Gwynevere and make the punched salty women even more salty.
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Rolled 5 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1059890
I'm not letting a gay furry relationship to fester on my watch.

>WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?! BEING INTERESTED IN A FAT COW FROM GREECE WHO CANT EVEN HANDLE HER SELF IN PUBLIC PLACES WITHOUT KILLING PEOPOE FOR SAYING THE WRONG THING? NO! SHE IS A FUCKING GREEK CATTLE WHO CAN BARELY EVEN SPEAK PROPERLY. YOU AND I ONLY NEED RENS COMPANY. THAT COW IS NOTHING BUT A FAT WRENCH WHO IS TRYING TO STEAL OUR HUSBAND FROM US. TO EVEN THINK ABOUT LETTING OUR GUARD DOWN AND BEING NICE TO HER IS IDOCY.

Also trying to foster the Flames with all these 1's

>>1059903
If I rant enough can I beat any potential furfaggotry out of Gwynevere?
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Rolled 3 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1059903
>WHY OUT OF ANY POSSIBLE WOMAN YOU CHOOSE THE COW?

Tell the women they'll never get any decent men because they're violent, uncivilized, and flatchested
>>1059906
Roll 2 20s
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>>1059906
And I thought the ones made me salty.

It's too late.
It's all over.
Hope is lost.
Accept despair
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>>1059914
At least it's the cow sperging out and not best waifu Liz
>>
"Chrysoula! It's me! Liz! Ren's wife? Stop punching the poor, uncivilized, violent flatchested women who'll never get any decent me, ok?"

5+10=15

Failure!

She briefly recognizes you, but is way too pissed off to actually listen to you.

You also yell at Gwynevere, who just stays quiet and ashamed through your verbal abuse of her. She just apologizes and promises she'll make up for it.

Chrysoula seems to be calming down though, thanks to your help... But she angry enough that she'll probably punch someone who looks at her the wrong way.

Actions

>Take her along with you!
>Try to calm her down further!
>Just leave her and run! Who cares if she ends up in jail?
>Write-In
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>>1059926

>Take her along with you!
Well this was fun.
Destroyed a store
LEarned gwynevere likes chrysoula.
And yea.
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>>1059926
>Take her along with you!

We retarded Gwyneveres furfaggotry which good and all I care about right now. No furfaggotry and keeping the safe and it's shekels.
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You grab her and take her along with you...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can escape.

+3 if you can explain Chryousla's lack of shirt and bra, why your carrying a safe, and try to explain this to pedestrians.
+2 if you can distract people who ask with your breasts...
+2 if you can yell at Gwynevere more, or calm down and apologize for yelling at her so much that she's upset.
+1 if you can already see the headlines for you being caught in a dressing room with a naked minotaur and putting it's bra on.
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Can we just turn to Ren now? That would be nice.
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Rolled 9 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1059962
This is all just a anarchist ploy
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Rolled 7 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1059962
There was an accident at a clothing store. We're escorting civilians and securing the safe.

>Listen I'm sorry for yelling as it's un-britishlike. but understand it's kind of unexpected. Like really chrysoula? Why? Just answer why?
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Allowing samefagging if you can see the headlines and just talk to Gwynevere more.
>>
Rolled 11 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1059988
>Just explain further. I can't understand this. Any of this. And why did you not say this sooner.

The Big Blaze at the Bra store
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1059976
>cussing
>un-British

>>1059988
>A cow in clothes shop?
>Queen Elizabeth seen in lesbian wrestling
>Queen makes an idiot of herself whilst shopping
>muh 6 million shekels
>Missing shekels
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>>1060001
Scratch that. I mean using american swear words.
Don't the british have their own weird swear words or something?
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>>1060001
Wat
>>1060006
Wat?

I'm confused. Are you two anons the same poster or different posters?

11+9=20

Minor Success

Really though? I'm sorry but yelling at you, but understand that it's kinda unexpected. Like, really? Chrysoula? Why? Just please, explain further. And why didn't you say earlier?

I mean, I didn't like her earlier, ok? I mean... I just saw her muscular body and... I just l thought she looked attractive... The breasts don't help either.

You sigh.

Really?]

Sorry, I guess... I mean, she'd look a lot better with makeup, ok?

You sigh and eventually Chrysoula calms down.

"Erh... Sorry about the department store."

"It's fine, ok?"

"I mean... Sorry, ok? I kinda got a little angry."

"Really?"

"I mean... Well... I guess now it's a hard day. Do you still want to get that food?"

"Really?"

"I mean, I'll pay for it."

You hug your safe tightly... You can barely imagine all the gold and valuables in there, and give it a shake. You hear something light fall up and down, sounding a lot like a pile of money...

"Well... I kind of want to get home and open it up..."

She seems a bit disappointed.

"I mean, I just want to apol-I mean, apologize about earlier."

Actions

>I mean... I guess we can get some food together.
>My second head likes you, you know. So no.
>I'm going to just go home. If you want, you can eat out.
>Hang on, I bet I can open it just by ripping it open... Want to bet?
>Come on, it was fun and I got some money out of it... You don't have to apologize, ok?
>I don't really want to see with a minotaur without even a bra on... That's just a lack of public decency.
>...We should stop by a department store, just saying.
>Write-In
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>>1060030
Two different posters.
Why do you ask?
>Yeah I think I've had enough excitement for today
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>>1060036
So head home anon?
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>>1060030
>I'm going to just go home. If you want, you can eat out.
Wat
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>>1060039
Yes
This insanity.
I'd rather just switch back to Ren and grind magic and tech
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>>1060036
I just saw you post "scratch that" to the other anon using cussing as an example of not being British.

Also, before I do something really fast...

I assume anons don't like the idea of Gwynevere being attracted to Chrysoula?
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>>1060047
I'm fine with it.
I am over Ren being a Nazi and helping hitler so this isn't a problem.
>>
>>1060047
>Gay furry relationship

I want to purge them with fire just thinking about it
>>
"Yeah... I'm just going to go home. If you want, you can eat out."

She seems a bit ashamed and just kinda follows you home. After you get home, the two of you part ways, and she kinda sulks off to the library. She seems actually quite sad, and you decide to get some sleep.

Meanwhile, as Renexizious...

You land at home, exhausted from flying, and tell your kids to get to bed as you see it's about 7 PM...

You begin to go inside and hear some crying from the basement, more specifically the library and hear Elizabeth upstairs getting undressed... Hm.

Actions

>...Deal with the crying in the basement?
>Go up to bed... Your fucking exhausted.
>Write-In
>>
>>1060084

>...Deal with the crying in the basement?
>>
>>1060084
>...Deal with the crying in the basement?
>>
You decide to go downstairs...

You head downstairs and see that the door in the library is locked, so you unlock it with one of your keys...

You see a crying Chrysoula on the couch, sad by something. She seems to be trying to hide it by crying into a pillow, but she's rather loud about her crying.

Actions

>Go see what's wrong?
>Maybe you should go upstairs and just get some sleep.
>Flames, this is your girlfriend. Why don't you deal with her?
>Write-In
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>>1060112
>Flames, this is your girlfriend. Why don't you deal with her?
Flames go get them rel gains
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>>1060112
>Flames, this is your girlfriend. Why don't you deal with her?
>>
Flames, this is your girlfriend. Why don't you deal with her?

Sure... But why don't we do it together? I mean, we're both significant to her. It would really mean a lot, I bet... Also it would make up for all those terrible puns and insults you do of Chrysoula, ok?

Actions

>I guess we can do it together.
>Make fun of Flames.
>Flames, why don't you do it yourself?
>If you feel like being a beta, I can just have her as my wife.
>Write-In
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>>1060124

>I guess we can do it together.

>Terrible puns
He just has shit taste in humor desu
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>>1060050
I am with this anon, it is entirely fine to create a love pentagram with our inter-character relations.
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>>1060124
>I guess we can do it together.
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>>1060135
>Not a love dodecahedron
Pleb.

Seriously though as long as people don't grow more sentient heads we should be fine.

I say the next head we grow should not be sentient.
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>>1060140
Honestly I think three heads is enough. We are nearing the point of being a Hydra with wings.
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>>1060148
That sounds extremely cool.
Also int bonuses

And honestly.
Who'd want to fight the winged 50 story hydra?
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>>1060140
Non-sentient heads give you a minuscule intelligence gain keep in mind. And also it cucks me of introducing more characters.

Well, I guess we can do it together.

You shift to your small dragon form and grow Flames head and prepare to console her.

You go up to her and put a claw on her, and shake her.

"Chrysoula? Is everything alright?"

"R-ren?"

"Hi."

"Hi Chrysoula." says Flames.

She smiles nice and shyly, and wipes a tear from her eyes.

"Hi... I'm just... I'm just having a bad day, ok?"

"Really?"

"Y-yeah... I-I just feel really bad about what I did early."

"Really? What did you do?"

She sighs.

"I... Well... I got up the courage and taught myself enough English to see if Elizabeth w-w-w..."

She cries a bit, and you put a hand on her.

"I-If she wanted to go with me exercising and eat some salad... I really wanted to have a fun time with her, but I-I think she hates me now..."

"Really? Why?'

"Chrysoula, no one would ever hate you. What happened?"

"I-I got angry at some women that Elizabeth taunted and I nearly killed them because I was so angry at t-the story for not having a proper bra size for me and I was so worried if Elizabeth was having a good time..."

She seems to still be crying during this, and you give her a hug.

"So you got pissed a few women... What happened?"

"T-then I heard an alarm go off... No, before that... And me and Liz ran away from the store... I r.. I really think I got Liz angry at me."

"Did she yell at you or anything?"

"N-no... I just ruined her day out and nearly got her arrested... It's completely my fault for screwing it up..."

Roll me a 1d20+5 if you can calm the sensitive minotaur down.

+3 if you and Flames can tell Chrysoula calming things and tell her you love her. A lot.
+2 if you can be slightly lewd and lustful. But in a cute way.
+2 if you can give her ideas on how to make it up to Elizabeth?
+2 if you can be nice and gentle to her.

Autosuccess if everything is done.
>>
Rolled 6 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1060156
How old is Chrysoula again? I know that she was kept from the outside and abused by her stepmother Cinderella style but she just incredibly immature/unstable right now along with a lot of other times. Like she's a teen or something.
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>>1060156
She can apologize by putting that blacksmithing to use. We get her a shiny gem and she forges a good bracelet.

Give chrysoula a kiss on the forehead and say.
>Come on it's fine. I'm sure you can make it up to her. Okay chrysoula.
And rub her horns and say.
>I love you okay? Alot.

>>1060162
She's around 20 and has never gone outside or talked to anyone really.

Lack of socialization can make some people weird.
I should know
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>>1060162
She's actually really young, and hasn't exactly developed too much mature relationships due to her sheltered nature.

If I recall correctly, she's in her early twenties, probably twenty-one to twenty four.
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>>1060166
Ha! I bet you browse /r9k/
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>>1060170
No I browse /qst/, I avoid the other boards.
Who needs a social life anyways?
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>>1060177
Not even /tg/? Home and safe haven of the neckbeards?
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>>1060181
Nah if I'm not on quest I'm reading.
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>>1060185
And youtube.
This is also related to why I don't judge/hate the characters.
>>
>>1060191
Not even the characters in WRQ/NEQ?
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>>1060195
I feel no salt flow through my veins.
My life has made my salt resistant.
So I'm somewhat more tolerant
>>
>>1060156
"Oh you need so much comforting!..of so many kinds but that can come later...

First off, you are perfectly in the right and shouldn't be beating yourself up over this. This won't effect anyone's opinion of you; we all still love you so very much.

secondly, have you considered making it up to her? I mean you could try making her a gift or something to reinforce your apology...like a cake."


Head pats of calming and comfort, go!
>>
>>1060201
Assuming you were part of Civ thing run by 'notapaladin' and not a barbarian, not even the barbarians caused you to hate them? Cause that one Siberian guy was really fucking stupid.
>>
>>1060202
Mind if I ask when your on anon? Seems to be quite random.

You give Chrysoula a kiss on the forehead.

"Come on, it's fine. I'm sure you can make it up to her, okay Chrysoula? Your in hte right and shouldn't be beating yourself up over this. You really do need so much comforting... Of so many kinds... But that can come later."

"Y-yeah..."

You rub her horns...

"You know I love you a lot, alright? So does Flames here."

"Yeah... I really do feel bad for you."

After cuddling and hugging with Chrysoula for a bit, she eventually calms down.

"T-thanks. I just had... A really strange day, I guess."

"Yeah... Listen, if you need a hand, I'll be here for you."

You give her a kiss and leave her... But not before you tell her idea to make it up to her.

You go upstairs and run into Frankizka.

"Ren?"

"Oh, hi."

"Hi... Is Chrysoula alright?"

"Yeah... I just calmed her down a little."

She gives you a kiss on the cheek.

"Thank you... I gotta go say hi to her. Anyways... I'll see you later, ok?"

She gives you a kiss and leaves, and you see a mystified Lyna watching TV. She waves hi to you and you wave back. She seems transfixed by the TV as you go upstairs.

You see Elizabeth trying to open what seems to be a safe.

"Ren?"

"Liz! Nice to see you."

"Hey... I missed you. How was your business trip?"

"Great... Some stress, but great."

"Yeah... I had quite a day..."

"Really?"{/red]

You sit on the bed...

"...Yeah. I went out with Chrysoula, stole a safe, chased after some teenagers... Stopped her from killing people..."

"Right... Well, she was crying downstairs?"

"Really?"

"Yeah... Don't worry, she's fine."

Elizabeth sighs.

"Now I feel bad for her... I'll probably apologize later tonight."

"Yeah."

She gets into bed next to you, giving up on the safe. For now.

"...Hey, Ren? Feel like tumbling later?"

"Really?"

"Or now."

Actions

>...Fuck it, why not now?
>Later sounds good.
>...Eeeeh. Not really in the mood.
>...Want any women with us, or anything?
>Write-In
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>>1060212
Let's open the safe and have Liz show off her new forms.
>>
>>1060208
I was there.
That was a time of salt.
If only because a random comment could decimate a civ.
I was the one that came up with the floating forest.
>>1060212
>...Want any women with us, or anything?
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>>1060220
I still despise those Barbarians for acting like ruffians with malformed brains. Also those Orcs for destroying our forest and causing doomsday. Also they were overall stupid. Not barbarian tier but still stupid. Can't wait until Civ thing 2 comes out.
>>
"Well, want any women with us or anything?"

"Well, do you?'

"Eh..."

"Oh... Also, I got a few new forms."

She shifts to a... Very attractive elf. Beautiful blond hair and blue eyes... Not to mention a nice rack.... With cute ears to boot, and she seems quite thin...
Then she shifts to a cute drow form, nice rack, with cute looking eyes and pleasing-looking purplish-black skin...
Her dwarf form seems mostly adorable, with a rather scottish look to it, and she looks quite tough in it.

Well now... This is new.

Actions

>Tell her to shapeshift to a specific form?
>Could I bring in a girl? (Specify)
>Let's just begin tumbling now...
>How about later?
>...Can we open the safe first? Please?
>Write-In

Just a question anons... Does anyone like Renexizious's character? Or do they dislike him?
>>
>>1060230
>Could I bring in a girl? (Specify)
Lorriana
I enjoy his character.

Except maybe the nazi part but meh it doesn't bother me really.
>>
>>1060230
>...Can we open the safe first? Please?
It's either coins which is like champagne or something good like a letter.

I just want Rens character to more chaste and less focused on fucking very female he sees on sight. I feel like after throwing away the whole Catholicism thing it opened the gate to stuff like permanent harems. Granted that things like concubines were always a thing but I feel like relationships just get out of hand. Although I doubt this is going to change anytime soon given player demographics.
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>>1060230
forgot
>Tell her to shapeshift to a specific form?
Elf form.
>>1060252
Catholicism wasn't stopping anything.
It didn't stop the eating people, rape, raiding, etc.
>>
EDQ has a lot of lurkers, and few posters.

I personally side with >>1060252
about the sex, and personally would like to see the harems and sex with anyone besides your wives kinda end. I'm ok with getting more wives/waifus, but harems is a bit too far.

"Could I bring in a girl? Like Lorriana?"

"Well, sure. I don't mind..."

She shifts to her rather sexy elf form, and you leave...

You go to find Lorriana, who seems to be reading about calculus.

Roll me a 1d20+5 if you can convince her for a tumble.
+2 if you can try to convince her why tumbling will be way funner with you and Elizabeth.
+2 if you can think how destructive sex with Elizabeth and Lorriana would be in your dragon forms. Just because.
+2 if you can be lustful and lewd towards her.
>>
>>1060252
Also the safe will be opened after this.
>>
Rolled 1 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1060271
I didn't want to bring all those drow,
I may have seduced them but I fell asleep afterwards.
Then I woke up and found out we did that.
So OP I can get my yuan-ti then? I'll make a note to up charisma.

>Because more people in tumbling tends to make it more interesting,

It'd flatten the immediate area and kill anyone too close.

And smack lorriana's ass
>>
Rolled 18 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1060263
Killing people is perfectly fine. Also rape is a rather smaller issue such as with Amaya considering we essentially did that to her and she doesn't care. Neither do any concubines. The only issue is with Katariina but I consider that special.

The main problem that I foresee is having too many relationships which will clog up progress and prove to be obstacles. Look at Chrysoula for example. She's the wife of Flames and partially demolished a mall. If we Expand and have stuff like Solaire marrying Celvita or Gwynevere for others, possibly even Chrysoula, it takes time out of doing stuff like science and overall getting shit done. We did just spend like half an hour dealing with Chrysoula shopping for bras.

This is why I did stuff advocate for a Solaire and Gwynevere couple and letting Valkia go.

>>1060271
Three's always a party
>>
Well, to be fair it was going to be short.

Then it went to "what the fuck is this shit"

Also, I always will advocate for MORE STORY AND CHARACTERS.

Do anons want to use barbaric?

>Yes!
>No!
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>>1060283
But isn't that an outstanding incident involving multiple crit fails?
Also your forgetting the dissonance between our time and Rens.
We can spend a day talking to a character even if we only talked for a couple hours.

Meanwhile we spend days with science and magic in quest when only a few hours have passed.

It's less they slow down Ren more slow down us
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>>1060289
>Yes!
I'd ask what the worst you could do is but.
We went from shopping to pulling a heist
>>
>>1060289
>No!
We can use this when the sun rises for something else.

>>1060291
That's still an hours worth in our time of us decision making and problem solving. Imagine if we were doing something like discussing and attempting to further our goals such as colonizing the sea.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

Going to roll.

1=Yes!
2=No!
>>
>>1060299
Yes but it has no serious impact in quest.
This is more us ignoring inter character relationships and dealings because it stops us from getting immediate rewards and feeling that immediate benefit,
>>
Roll me a 1d20 to barbarically redeem yourself.

+3 if you can barbarically be lewd and hit on her.
+2 if you can think of fun things to do in bed with her.
+3 if you can consider how chaotic a dragon tumbling would be in the middle of a city... Just as a uh, thought.
>>
Rolled 7 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1060311
Just grab her.
Just pick her up.

And doing that in the middle of a city would be extremely destructive. It'd take out multiple blocks not to mention the stains.
>>
Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1060311
>using a barbaric to attract an orgy
Damn wonderful this is
>>
16+6=22

Good Success!

You grab Lorriana, and begin to haul her off like the lustful deranged barbarian you are. You take her to bed, lock the door, and lustfully hold her down... With Elizabeth coming up seductively beside you, with cute elven ears, a slim body...

Roll me a 1d20+8 to tumble.

+2 if you can think of fun things Liz and Lorriana can do together. And you, of course.

>>1060314
To be honest, I'm surprised anons haven't done that yet. At least in a different country.
>>
Rolled 4 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1060324
have Lorriana shapeshift into a Human and Ren into a Dwarf. That way it's a mishmash of various humanoids. Alternatively Liz could turn into a Dwarf and Ren an Elf.
>>
Rolled 16 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1060324
Y tho?
Even if liz is into public sex that'd be rude in someone else's city.

Also getting shot isn't fun
>>
>>1060331
Eh. I meant in like a enemy country and this is 4chan after all.

16+10=26

Great Success!

You have some great sex, and tumble into the night...

After a while you wake up, with Liz in her elf form and you begin to get up, and shift to your dragon form... You give Lorriana and Elizabeth a kiss, and you pick up Lorriana and take her down with you... To work on a rocket, of course.

Roll me a 1d20+7 for working on rocket...

+3 if you can still be lewd and sexual towards Lorriana.
+2 if you can make fun of Flames.
+2 if as Elizabeth you can make fun of Gwynevere.
>>
Rolled 3 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1060335
Just make out with lorriana a bit.

>Insulting gwynevere
>Shit talking the medic
Also she's nice.


Anyways I need sleep.
G'night
>>
Rolled 7 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1060335
>You may as well become a milkmaid. At least then you could always be next to and get your hands on that's Greek cows udders.

Also I think all these ones are a sign. I'm right and dice God wants less sex and to get shit done.
>>
Allowing samefagging if you can make fun of Flames and Gwynevere as Elizabeth.
Unless anons want to try and be understanding as Elizabeth.
>>
Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1060349
>Look out Flames I think a certain someone might be eyeing your prized cow.
Flames is always a viable target
>>
>>1060344
>Implying Implications
>>
18+10=28

Good Success!

You make out quite a bit with Lorriana as you work on a rocket, which comes along smoothly...

After a bit the rocket seems able to travel higher and has more fuel storage. You also decide to get some breakfast as well...

During your breakfast, you get your hands on a rather... Interesting picture. A newspaper, with your wife in her dragon form, in the Thames River, with a rather... Oh god, that's a nicely formed ass...

The headlines seems to say "MOST POPULAR QUEEN: ELIZABETH THE THIRD?"

Huh.

You read a bit more, and it seems your wife's popularity is at an all-time high, being quite popular among the male demographics... But very unpopular among women. Huh.

You also see in a local newspaper that your son Basil apparently has made a very successful apple cider factory business, and you feel proud for him... Huh. You put the newspaper down, and see a rather shocked Elizabeth coming towards you.

"Ren?"

"What?"

"I erh... I forgot to tell you something."

"What?"

"My... Well, my father wanted to meet you when I saw him..."

Oh.

Oh shit.

Your headmates immediately go into panic mode.

Actions

>I erh... I can talk to your father, no problem...
>What does he want to talk about?
>Oh god, you don't want to talk to her father about why you turned his daughter into a dragon, etc...
>I need to go. Sorry.
>...Does he like me or not like me?
>Does he have any actual power at all?
>Hey... Do you think he'll see these newspapers? With the shots of your breasts?
>Write-In
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>>1060389
>What does he want to talk about?
>Hey... Do you think he'll see these newspapers?

Maybe Solaire could take over while we meet him since he's so knightly and chivalrous. The queens father would probably like that.
>>
Finally going to bed now. Bye
>>
>>1060389
>What does he want to talk about?
>>
Rolled 6 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

"Erh... What does he want to talk about?"

"I don't know? Father things? I'm not really sure."

"Great. Wonderful."

"Hey, come on... He's... Willing to talk, I guess."

"Really?"

Elizabeth takes a seat next to you...

"Well... I mean, he wasn't really happy when I told him that you turned me into a dragon, that I've had these weird growths..."

"Oh, right... Wait, do you think he'll see the newspapers?"

"Really? What's in the-"

You hold up the newspaper, and she sees it. She sighs a bit.

"I land in the Thames River to give important speeches, and suddenly people take pictures of my ass. I'm not surprised anymore."

"Well... It's a good ass."

You slap Elizabeth ass, and she blushes a bit.

"I mean... Thank you. But I mean..."

"It's perfect. Now, how do we deal with your father?"

"I mean... Listen, can you not mutate him against his will? Or yell at him, or intimidate him, or anything like that?"

"Really?"

"Please? I don't want to find out my father had a stroke because you threatened to eat him and dangled him in your mouth."

You sigh...

Actions

>...Fine, I can do that for you Elizabeth.
>Fine, but you owe me one.
>Sure... (Lie)
>...Sorry, but I don't think I can actually do that.
>Write-in

Ignore my rolling.
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>>1060534
>...Fine, I can do that for you Elizabeth.


I return from death!

Also to answer your earlier question(>>1060212), I live in the uk and have a screwed up sleep cycle. Combined with study leave which means I post at random times, I'd usually be posting as of this post for another six to eight hours.
>>
Huh.

"Well, I can do that for you Elizabeth."

"Thanks."

She gives you a kiss on the cheek.

"Well, hopefully me and your dad can get along."

"Yeah... Oh, by the way Ren... I really did miss you."

"I know."

She gives you another kiss, and you give her yet another slap on the ass, leading to yet another blush.

"W-well. I'll erh... I'll see you later?"

"You most certainly will."

She leaves, but stops, remembering something.

"Oh, by the way... How were the kids?"

"Wonderful."

"Great. What did you do?"

"Well, Deven learned he likes cooking and setting things on fire... Aulus seems to enjoy messing around."

"Oh, great. Did you all have fun?"

"Oh yeah."

She smiles warmly, and leaves...

So of course, you finish up your breakfast and head down to work on the rocket a bit more...
Of course, that's when you run into Frankizka, who gives you a hug.

"Hey Ren. I heard that you really did cheer up Chrysoula a lot."

"Well, I did... She was really sad, you know."

"Well, yeah. So, anyways... How would you like to go out with me and Chrysoula?"

"Really?"

"Well... Chrysoula was going out, and she ended up going crazy, and I haven't seen you for a while..."

She sighs.

"...And also because Chrysoula's holding me against my will."

"What?"

"...She gave me a hug until I agreed. So uh, do you want to come too?"

"Well..."

"Ren, we haven't exactly seen each other too much... Also I really don't want to get stuck with an emotional minotaur alone. I really don't feel like having my back break."

"Aren't you into the sort of thing."

"Only in private, mind you. And with you. I'm not a degenerate who's seeking her next thrill though. Now, do you want to come and probably end up having a broken back because Chrysoula can't adjust for her strength worth a damn?"

Actions

>Well... I'm busy.
>...Having my back broken doesn't sound very fun.
>Sure. If it will cheer up Chrysoula, that will be nice.
>...Eh, the two of you can have a fun time together. I'm good.
>Sure. We haven't gone out for a while.
>Write-In
>>
>>1060564
>Sure. We haven't gone out for a while.
>>
"Well, sure. We haven't gone out for a while, sounds like fun."

"Thanks... Anyways, I'll see you later, alright?"

"Yeah."

You go to get dressed and take Chrysoula and Frankizka to one of the more fancy restaurants downtown... Of course, you have to go by dragonback. Since of course Chrysoula's size makes it impossible to go by car.

You shift down to your half-dragon form, and with the half-naked Chrysoula and with the finely dressed, slim and petite Frankizka, you go up to the restaurant's door, and knock.

You see an rather nice-looking yuan-ti female attendant at the front, and you go up to her...

"Hi. Table for three, please."

She looks at your party, a bit concerned. Mostly about the half-naked minotaur, and she looks down.

"Sir? I erh... I'm not sure if we have a table to really sit your party, or if we're allowed to."

"Really?"

That seems to be a polite way of saying "there's a fucking half-naked minotaur without a shirt or bra on that fits, a vampire, and a huge half-dragon."

Great. Already off to a great start.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can convince them to serve you.

+3 if you can come up for excuses about the minotauress.
+2 if you can hit on the yuan-ti attendant.
+2 if you can give convincing arguments why they should serve you and your party.
+1 if you can make fun of Flame's wife in your head.

If anons want to talk about anything with Chrysoula or Frankizka, feel free to ask.

Autosuccess if everything is done.
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Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1060618
I'm amazed that bras are still an issue.
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Rolled 11 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1060618
"Sorry about the Minotaur being half naked but do you know how hard it is to get clothing in her size? She tried to get some earlier and it didn't go well.

Anyway, I would argue that we should be served as I am quite happy to pay extra and I certainly willing to take my business elsewhere assuming you refuse."


"God dammit flames, why does your wife have to be half naked! Couldn't you have reminded me to take care of her lack of clothes?"
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[red]"Sorry about the Minotaur being half naked, but do you know how hard it is to get clothing in her size? She tried to get some more earlier... Just didn't go well. Anyways, I would argue we should be served as I am quite happy to pay extra and I am certainly willing to take my business elsewhere, assuming you refuse."[/red]

"Sorry, sorry. We're just not used to erh..."

[red]"I know, and it's fine."

She looks at a list, and looks up.

"Well... Will a booth be fine?"

[red]"Yes, please."[/red]

"Right, well follow me please... And please don't knock anything over."

You follow her to a booth seat, and Chrysoula squeezes in, taking up easily two seats and being a bit uncomfortable. Frankizka sits next to you, and the table isn't exactly comfortable... The waiter thinks a bit.

"I'm sorry about the discomfort... I'll see whatever I can do to make it more comfortable."

You nod...

[red]"So, Chrysoula. Bras are still an issue?"

She sighs.

"Yeah... Sorry. I erh... I guess they couldn't accommodate for my growth."

"Yeah, it's fine... Even if I feel a bit squished."

"Sorry!"

The attendant comes around with a menu and hands it to all of you.

"If you need me or anything else, just ring a bell, alright?"

[red]"I got it."[/red]

It seems most of the people in this place seems to be humans and well-to-do, but there seems to be a few werewolves and yuan-ti around.

After a bit you decide to order a large meal, and the server seems a bit concerned and thinks there will be too little room... With the salad, steaks, and wine...

You sigh and just tell her to take her time.

"Hey, thanks for going out with us Ren."

"Yeah, no problem."

"So anyways Ren, what have you been up to?" asks Frankizka...

[red]"Lots of work, you know how it is."[/red]

"Yeah... Anyways, I've been praying a lot and been in contemplation."

[red]"Really?"[/red]

"Well, I am religious, I just don't get a lot of time to pray..."

"Right, right."

"So... There's something strange, Ren."

"What?"

"Well... You know how you... Well, get along with Khorne?"

"Yeah?"

She sighs.

"Well... I'm a bit worried about there being a cult."

[red]"Really?"[/red]

"Well, I mean, I've heard the tales about rather angry half-dragons shouting blood for the blood god in the forest. Getting into bar fights... And surprisingly enough, playing sports and beating up the opposition."

[red]"Really?"[/red]

"Well... I mean, no one's died to them yet. But I mean, I get you like Khorne, but it's heres- I mean..."

She tries to think.

"I mean, well... It's a bit concerning." She says with a bit more tact.

Hm.

Actions

>Well, they just sound like sports hooligans, honestly...
>I'll see about dealing with them.
>...Were you about to say heresy?
>...At least they aren't killing anyone.
>Come on. Khornates can be pretty cool.
>Why do you know they're Khornates?
>Well, if they aren't killing or otherwise hurting people too bad, they're fine. I guess.
>Write-In
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>>1060960
>Well, they just sound like sports hooligans, honestly...
>Well, if they aren't killing or otherwise hurting people too bad, they're fine. I guess.
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"They just sound like sport hooligans, honestly. And if they aren't killing or otherwise hurting people, they're fine. I guess."

"Ren..." She seems a bit concerned.

"Listen, it's fine."

"Ren, It's the Ruinous Powers... You can't trust them..."

Actions

>Reassure her about Khorne?
>Come on, it's fine...
>You know... The Khornates would make a good sports team. Bringing honor to Sweden, that sort of thing.
>...I'll get concerned if they do anything horrible. They literally just sound like aggressive athletes.
>What, am I supposed to purge khornates?
>Listen, I trust Khorne. He's one of the more honest chaos gods.
>I don't trust the Ruinous Powers at all... But Khorne's bro-tier, alright?
>Write-In
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>>1060997
>Write-In
"They are what they are, and what Khorne is is a sapient with a degree of morals, a sense of morals and a conscience. I respect that all you have ever seen of him is the acts of his followers but they aren't him.

He is actually quite a nice guy, it's just that the ruinous powers only ever attract social outcasts, psychopaths and other such people who will act in the way you expect.

Now if you were talking about Tenzeetch, I would agree wholeheartedly but we aren't."
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>>1061027
That should have been "...degree of morals, a sense of honour and a conscience..."
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"They are what they are, and what Khorne is, is a sapient with a degree of morals, a sense of morals, a sense of honour, and a conscience. I respect that all you have ever seen of him is the acts of this followers, but they aren't him. He's a surprisingly nice guy, it's just that the ruionous powers only ever attract social outcasts, psychopaths, and other people who will act in the way you expect... But if we were talking about Tzeentch, I would agree wholeheartedly."

You hear Quoth yell at you about slandering Tzeentch, and you laugh internally.

"But anyways..."

You settle into eating and drinking with Chrysoula and Frankizka, and after a bit, calm Frankizka down.

"I'm just worried, Ren... I've seen some terrible things done by the Ruinous Powers."

"Really?"

"Well, of course. I suppose I'm just worried..."

"Yeah."

You eat a bit more, and Chrysoula interrupts...

"Hey... What exactly did you see anyways Frankizka?"

"I'd rather not talk about it... In the Old World a medic is well respected... But you see some... Horrible things."

"Really?"

"...I just... I prefer not thinking about Chaos. I've lost many friends to it... Converted or died."

"Really?"

"My sister died from Nurgle's Rot you know... That's why I became a healer... I lost a friend from a Khornate Beserker breaking into a hospital I was working at and killing him..."

"Oh... How did you get out?"

She sighs.

"The Khornate refused to kill the unarmed and let us leave. Though he did kill those affected by Nurgle's Rot..."

"Hey, I'm sorry about that... We should probably talk about something else." says Chrysoula.

"Yeah... Can we change the subject?" She seems quite upset at remembering.

Actions

>I'm... Curious about your experiences with Chaos, Frankizka. Can you tell me more?
>...At least the Khornate was honourable, I suppose.
>...Why did you become a vampire anyways?
>I'm sorry about your sister. That's a horrible way to go...
>We should get going...
>Change the subject?
>Write-In
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>>1061100
>Change the subject?
Let's discuss the future and our plans like for example, the space program.
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>>1061121
This.
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Ok, back anons.

You decide to change the subject.

"So... You know space, right?"

"Yeah?"

"Well... How would the two of you like to hear that I might be going into space? With rockets, an interstellar empire..."

You nerd out for a bit, and Frankizka looks a bit concerned, and Chrysoula looks... Lost.

"I mean, that sounds cool Ren... But I mean, space?" Chrysoula says.

"I mean, are you sure space should be explored? I mean, it sounds like forbidden knowledge..."

Great.

"Well, eventually the two of you will be impressed. But anyways..."

Chrysoula burps loudly.

"Sorry!" she says. You laugh a bit at her interruption, as she looks a little lower, hoping to avoid eye contact.

"So... Anyways... I might be taking a trip back to the warhammer realm."

'Yeah... Why do you call it warhammer though?"

"Just uh... You know. Reasons."

"Huh."

You decide not to tell her that there's a tabletop game about her realm.

Chrysoula decides to speak up.

"So... Ren?"

"Yeah?"

"I was wondering something."

"What?"

"Well... I mean, I think I should probably ask you in private."

"Really?"

"It's... Well, it's kind of blunt and personal... But I want to know."

"Oh."

"Yeah... I mean, I don't want to be abrupt but I am really curious."

"I see."

"Yeah... Anyways, anyone want more salad?"

You could go for more. Frankizka hasn't really eaten anything. So you order some more. The waitress seems a bit concerned, but eh.

"So... Ren? I heard you got a new head. A third one."

"Yep."

"Is it like Flames at all? I mean, what's he like?"

Actions

>Well... He's the old Catholic me. Kind of. Still a bit lustful and tends to "overlook" some things that catholics wouldn't do.
>...He's a very chivalrious and knightly person. And quite religious.
>Well, he's not very interesting at all.
>If you want, you can meet him.
>Write-In
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>>1061213
>If you want, you can meet him.
>...He's a very chivalrious and knightly person. And quite religious.
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"He's a very chivalrious and knightly person. And quite religious. If you want, you can meet him."

"Sure, I'm curious." Says Frankizka.

You grow your third head.

due to me being at work, I cannot use special shit, so excuse the non-colour coded text.

"Erh, hello?"

"Hi!"

"I'm uh... I'm Solaire. Pleased to meet you, fair maidens."

"Same. So erh, what do you do?"

"Me? Well, I try to act Catholic. Try. It's quite hard in his head, just saying."

"Hey!"

"What? I'm just stating the obvious to the fair maidens here."

He kisses Frankizka and Chrysoula on the hands.

"But anyways, I'm pleased to finally make your acquaintance. I've heard much about you, Chrysoula and Frankizka, and you should be proud to be married to us."

"He's quite knightly."

"Yes. Yes he is."

"Indeed I am! If I wasn't attached as a head, I would probably be out fighting monsters, saving beautiful damsels like the two of you... Protecting the innocent, that sort of thing."

They seem a bit flattered by his chivalrious nature.

"Now, what are we doing?"

"Well, Solaire... We're eating lunch."

"Truly? Huh... Well, I bid good day to you fair maidens. If you ever wish to talk to me, feel free to do so... Just know that Renexizious loves the two of you dearly, and that if you need a protector, I am always here for you."

He kisses both of them on the cheek, and you degrow your third head, and your women seem quite flattered.

So of course, Solaire decides to speak up.

"Sorry about going a bit overboard. I just wanted to make a good first appearance... Also, I ran out of things to say." He says internally.

Actions

>Hey, come on. It's fine...
>...You are really smooth. Just saying.
>Come on, if you want to you can talk to them, it's fine.
>So, you overlook a lot of what I do? Mind if you clarify a bit on that?
>...Yeah, it was a bit overboard. Just saying.
>Write-In
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>>1061252
>Come on, if you want to you can talk to them, it's fine.
>...You are really smooth. Just saying.
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>>1061252
>Hey, come on. It's fine...
>...You are really smooth. Just saying.
>>
"Hey, come on. It's fine... But you are really smooth, just saying."

"Yeah, thanks. Anyways, I have no idea what to really say."

"Yeah.."

"Anyways, see you I guess... Just saying, maybe later can I take control of your body and go to church for a bit?"

"Really?"

"Eh... I just want to pray a bit, alright?"

Actions

>Well, I don't really want to go to church, sorry...
>...Come on, you should really worship dad and Tiamat.
>Dad? Any comment?
>Yeah, I understand. It's fine.
>You don't think we can boost our relations with the catholics by doing this, don't you?
>Write-In
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>>1061341
>Yeah, I understand. It's fine.
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>>1061341
>Dad? Any comment?
>>
"I understand, it's fine... But dad? Any comment?"

"Well, no, not really... But can we talk about something? Something rather serious?"

Actions

>Well, sure. I don't see why not.
>Dad, I'm kind of busy...
>What's it about first of all?
>Of course. I mean, you are my dad.
>How about no?
>Write-In
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>>1061416
>Well, sure. I don't see why not.

He did say it was serious
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"Yeah? What is it dad?"

"Well, I'm wondering... Why exactly are you polygamous?"

"Huh?"

"Well... It seems very... Eastern."

"Really?"

"Well, you remind me of the Chinese a bit. Or the Mongols. I'm just wondering why your polygamous."

Hm.

"Well, I mean..."

"I know, I know. You inherited my lust, it's fun, etc... But marriage in Rome was a strictly monogamous relationship."

You dad thinks for a moment.

"What I'm trying to say is that I don't think it's very Roman of you to be practicing such high levels of polygamy. I want you to remember that orgies, harems, and degeneracy is what led to the fall of Rome, and certainly didn't help the situation. I understand that my lust is a bit... Well, I can't control myself, and I don't really want to see my son fall to the same vices I do. I'm not asking you to completely stop, but I think you should think twice before thinking about tumbling a woman."

"Dad..."

"I'm not trying to force my beliefs on you, but I do not want you to fall to the same vices that befell the Empire. I do not want my son to be known for his lust."

"...Really?"

"Son, if you love them, I don't care what you do with them. That's up to you. I'm talking about the random sex with strangers and orgies. It's degenerate... It reminds me of the East to be honest."

Actions

>Dad, I really don't want to talk about my relationships with you... They're mine and mine alone.
>...Dad, I mean... If you didn't like it, you could of spoken up a little.
>I'll try to change, dad. (Ren becomes less lustful!)
>I'll try to stop picking up random women purely just to have sex with them, ok? (Jupiter's relation greatly increases. Flames and Solaire's opinion also slightly increases.)
>I'll try to stop having a harem, I guess. (Jupiter's relations greatly increases. Solaire's opinion increases.)
>So if I love someone it's alright with me to be with them?
>Dad, don't talk about this with me, alright?
>But I mean, why do you care at all?
>Dad, I'm not going to fall like the Roman Empire, ok?
>Write-in
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>>1061443
>I'll try to change, dad. (Ren becomes less lustful!)
>I'll try to stop having a harem, I guess. (Jupiter's relations greatly increases. Solaire's opinion increases.)
If only one option can be picked then use the one to become less lustful.
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>>1061443
>I'll try to change, dad. (Ren becomes less lustful!)
>I'll try to stop having a harem, I guess. (Jupiter's relations greatly increases. Solaire's opinion increases.)
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>>1061443
>I'll try to stop having a harem, I guess. (Jupiter's relations greatly increases. Solaire's opinion increases.)

I live again. With ideas.
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>>1061454
"Hey, I'll try to change dad. I'll stop having a harem, ok?"

"Yeah... Thank you son. Bastards are never a good thing."

You feel your lust calmed by a bit. Just by a bit.

"Ren? Are you alright?" says Frankizka.

"Huh? Yeah..."

"Oh! Hey, Ren?"

"What?"

"...Can I erh, have some blood later? I sort of haven't drunk for a while."

"Oh, well..."

The waiter comes by, and you still feel like you haven't had sufficent calories... You order another steak with extra bacon on it, and Chrysoula thinks... She settles on a small salad, still a bit hungry.

"Wow... The two of you eat quite a bit."

"I work out." The two of you say.

"...Oh."

"Anyways, you wanted some blood?"

"Yeah... Can we do that soon?"

"I'll see when we get home, later tonight."

"Yeah..."

You and Chrysoula nom a bit more, and you feel full...

"So, the two of you ready to go? Me and Chrysoula were going shopping for clothes after this. At whatever a mall is." says Frankizka/

Actions

>Hey, if you want I can give you some blood right now.
>...Why don't we see a movie together? That should be fun.
>I have a rocket to work on. I'll see the two of you later tonight.
>Can we talk about something specific?
>Yeah, I should really get going home...
>I erh... Never went to a mall before. Mind if I come along?
>...If you want, I can come with you. I bet I can help you find what your looking for.
>...Come on Chrysoula, you barely get out of the house. You don't need to spend all that money on clothes. Just saying.
>Write-In
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>>1061491
>Hey, if you want I can give you some blood right now.
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>>1061491
>Hey, if you want I can give you some blood right now.
>>
Back anons, just had to endure climbing up a mountain.

"Hey, if you want, I can give you some blood right now."

"Really? In the public?" She seems quite surprised...

Actions

>I mean, sure. Why not? We have a giant half-naked minotaur to distract people while you drink some blood.
>Erh... Your right, why don't we go home and do it?
>You know I would do anything for you, right?
>Write-In
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>>1061734
>You know I would do anything for you, right?
Why were you climbing up a mountain?
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>>1061734
Also are there no convenient alleyways to do this in?
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>>1061740
You could do it out in an alley or in the restrooms (though it would look a bit odd), but if you want the extra "wow really?" love points, go for the "in public" thing.
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>>1061746
Sure okay do it in public.
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You decide to do it public...

"Come on. You know I would do anything for you, right?"

"Really? I mean..."

"Yep. Even in public."

She smiles nicely.

"I mean... Thanks. It really does mean a lot."

She goes to make out with you, carefully maneuvering onto your lap, your tail wraps around her, and she flirtatiously makes out with you... And begins to bite your neck.

Roll me a 1d20+8 to see if you can keep it on the down-low.

+2 if you can think of an excuse.
+2 if you can be a bit lustful to make it look more real...

Autosuccess if you do all that, and can get Chrysoula to distract people.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if
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>>1061759
Oh!

And +10 relation points with Frankizka!
>>
Rolled 4 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1061759
>Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if
We maintain consciousness?

And by excuse you mean why she bites our neck?
Just squeeze her buttocks a bit
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>>1061789
Sure.

Allowing samefagging if you can be a bit more lustful and come up with an excuse, or anons can do the autosuccess. As in do all of it and get Chrysoula to distract people.
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>>1061796
After eating our blood pressure gets a bit high so we need to do some blood letting.


And just have chrysoula act a bit more crude.
Like those loud burps she does when drunk.
>>
Autosuccess!

You lustfully grab her ass and squeeze it, and you tell Chrysoula to be a bit crude...

She thinks and drinks a bit of your soda, and lets out a long drawn-out burp, drawing attention to her rather then you... She apologizes loudly, and puts the soda down...

She seems a bit embarrased, but eventually Frankizka finishes drinking.

"Thanks Ren... Also, Chrysoula... That was loud."

"Sorry, sorry..."

She seems a bit embarrased, and your party seems a bit done.

"So, Ren... You going home or want to help shop with us?"

"Well..."

"The mall will be fun... I think. I've never been to one."

"I'm just happy to get some more clothes..." Chrysroula says.

Actions

>I'll drive you girls there and then I'll drive home, ok? I have work to do.
>Well, I don't have any problem in going to a mall... Hopefully it's not a department store.
>I'll go... But only if I get something out of this.
>Write-In
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>>1061830
>Well, I don't have any problem in going to a mall... Hopefully it's not a department store.
Will there be books?
We need books?
Ask this.
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"Well, I don't have any problem in going to a mall. Hopefully it's not a department store... Is there books?"

"I mean, I dunno."

"Well... I'll see. I'll fly the two of you down."

You get up from the table, and Chrysoula gets up... Detaching the table from the ground. She seems a bit embarrased, and tries to put the table back in position without anyone noticing, and follows behind you.

After a bit you pay the check, plenty extra, and the bill for the table, and leave... You shapeshift and fly to the new mall, and shapeshift to your half-dragon form and go in...

It seems to be rather new and just opening, and Chrysoula seems very excited. Frankizka seems curious, and you just want to read some books honestly.

You go in, walk around a bit, and Chrysoula and Frankizka go into a woman's store while you go find a rather rustic bookshop. You go in, and see that there seems to be a werewolf behind the counter. No one else seems to really be in here, so you go up to the counter.

"Hi... So you work here?"[/red}

"Huh? I'm the owner... And your my first customer! So, how can I help you?"

He looks very eager to help you.

"Well, I'm looking for magic books, books about sculpting, masonry... You know. Skill books. Also maybe some political books..."

"Yeah, we have those. Organized by genre, alphabetized... Anyways, have a great time looking through them. If you need anything, just ask!"

You thank him, and see that there's no one else in here... But plenty of people looking around outside for other sorts of stores.

What to look for anons?

>Magic books?
>Try skill books?
>Maybe there's book about logic, speaking, exercising, etc? (Trait Gain books!)
>Maybe there's some tabletop books or something?
>Talk to the owner?
>Write-In
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>>1061888
>Maybe there's book about logic, speaking, exercising, etc? (Trait Gain books!)

I like this
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>>1061888
>Maybe there's book about logic, speaking, exercising, etc? (Trait Gain books!)
Let's take some books about masonry and stuff like that to the Kobolds.
>>
Yoou decide to look through the trait gain books.

Roll me a 1d20+8 for finding interesting books.

+2 if you can wonder how much of a good time the girls are having.
+1 if you can think why Chrysoula likes having clothes so much. Even if she barely wears them.
+2 if you can make small talk with the owner.
>>
Rolled 18 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1061901
If we roll a 20 will we find like a Elder scroll or something?
>>
Rolled 2 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1061901
Chrysoula is a woman
Women like clothes.

And of course they're having a wonderful time.
Like kids in a candy store.

Ask the owner what kind of genre/type of book he prefers
>>
18+13=31

Amazing Success!

"So... Mind if I ask what genre of books you like?"

"Me? Well, I like mystery novels. Really interesting in my opinion. Usually a great plot twist and thrill..."

"Huh."{/red]

You find a rather interesting book... "How to Dance For Idiots." You look through it, and see it teaches dancing... And also seems to focus on making your muscles more agile...
Hm.

(Predicted: Learn Dancing. +2 to Agility if the exercises work out well.)

Actions

>...Grab that book. Seem interesting.
>...You should get it for someone.
>Eh... Continue on.
>Look for another genre?
>Write-In
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>>1061940
>...Grab that book. Seem interesting.
>>
>>1061940
>...Grab that book. Seem interesting.
OP are you trying to say something?
>Look for more
>>
You grab the book, and look for more...

Roll me a 1d20+7 for more books.

+2 if you can make fun of Flame's wife for being so crude and not even wearing a shirt, not to mention her burps and crude behavior at time.
+1 if you can think good things about Chrysoula, and why you love her.
>>
Rolled 19 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1061973
>I'm just saying flames but your wife can be pretty off when she's drunk. Burping, lack of clothing and such.
Good exercising partner
Strong
A great rack
And a nice, soft person most of the time.
>>
Rolled 15 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1061973
Well she is a cow and probablynmore beast then man. Totally unlike us and our majestically civilized Draconic form.
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>>1061973
"Flames, I must admit, your wife is quite useful as a distraction thanks to her rather bad table manners. What with the burping and all that..."


She is so adorably socially unequipped / unadapted.
>>
So I was thinking we lacked money.
We could probably rectify that by using our alchemy skills to start up a sort of potions company.

Make things a normal civilian would find useful.
>>
>>1062018
Did I hear gain the Midas touch and start turning useless people or ones we don't like into gold? Brilliant idea anon!
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>>1062033
Shush before another /biz/ anon comes to teach you how proper gold economics work.
I'm wondering when the world economy will feel the effect of all those mountains we mined
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>>1062044
AFAIK as long as we have a currency backed by gold ,which for some reason is inherently valuable to every living thing from dragons to celts, we'll be fine. The more gold the merrier.
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Just saying Flames, but your wife can be pretty off when she's drunk... Burping, lack of clothes... Oh yeah. She makes a great distraction thanks to her terrible manners.

He ignores you, and you continue to look for a book...

The next book seems to be "Anger Management" and seems to be at a discount, having five others next to it...

Predicted: (Whenever a character gets angry, they can reflect back on how to calm themselves. +1 to Wisdom in addition. Does not apply to magical rage.)

Actions

>Get the book?
>Get the book for someone? (5x copies!)
>Eh... Move along and look for other books.
>Search another genre?
>Write-In
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>>1062059
>Get the book for someone? (5x copies!)
One is for chrysoula.
One is definitely for us.
>Move along and look for other books.
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>>1062059
>Get the book for someone? (5x copies!)
Let's see here. There's us and our headmates, Chrysoula, Revenaris, Liz during pregnancy, Richard, Charlemagne and probably a few others who get angry quick. We seriously need this.
>>
You get the book for you and Chrysoula, Revenaris, Elizabeth, Richard, and Charlemagne... Huh.

Your headmates can read the same book as you.

You look for more books.

Roll me a 1d20+5 anons.

+2 if you can make fun of Chrysoula's barrel-sized breasts. And what people must think of them.
+2 if you can make fun about how clumsy she is with her new size.
+2 if you can make fun of what her father would think at seeing Chrysoula with barrel-sized breasts and her huge size.
+1 if you can also make fun of the people who leave love letters for Elizabeth and how Elizabeth's getting a lot more attention from males. And claim that Liz is superior to Chrysoula.
>>
Rolled 4 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1062116
>At this point I'm certain she's a cow with a chest like that. People must be wondering how she escaped the farm. Doesn't help that she has the grace of a bull in a china shop. Her dad would probably throw a fit if he saw her.

The people that sent those letters are low quality plebs with no chance of getting any decent womenfolk.
>Also I'd like to point out that liz got love notes unlike chrysoula.
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Rolled 3 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1062116
Pfft... what a bunch of loser faggots. They see her and her beautiful body through the newspaper or something and send letters to her. And for what? She's the Queen of England, composed and regal, not some cattle to be herded.
>>
Allowing samefagging if you can continue to make fun of Chrysoula's breasts and what people must think, and make fun of the people who send Liz love letters, and why Liz is superior.
>>
Rolled 11 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1062182
>You argue she isn't a cow. You are right. She is a cow woman. No normal cow gets that massive. People must be traumatized by that.
>>
11+12=23

Success!

You make fun on Chrysoula even more, and Flames begins to get a little pissed off at you as you look through books and yells at you a bit.

You find a rather interesting book...

"How to be a Professional Weightlifter". Huh. There seems to be three copies.

(Predicted: +2 Strength and your muscles become even more defined... Granting you a +1 to Charisma with women if the exercises go well. However, these bonuses only apply in humanoid forms.)

Actions

>Grab a book for you?
>Grab a book for someone else? (3x Copies!)
>Eh... Look around for other books.
>Change your genre!
>Write-In
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>>1062228
>Grab a book for you?

>Grab a book for someone else? (3x Copies!)
Chrysoula
>>
>>1062228
>Grab a book for you?

I think we have enough here and we can always come back. I think it's about time we looked into the Elf dominion considering it's been a while.
>>
>>1062228
>>Grab a book for you?
So does this only work once or is it each exercise?
>Grab a book for someone else? (3x Copies!)
Chrysoula


Also gotta remember this place.
>>1062245
So finally kill them all?
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>>1062250
Nah. I want to actually learn about Elves and their culture. I remember from older maps that in some parts of our empire such as Latvia, the Elf pantheon was very common meaning it's a thing. If we want to build relations with Elves and uplift them, we should learn more about them. Also I want to see if OP has actually made his own homebrew elves or just copied D&D or something
>>
>>1062270
So we learn about them.
Then destroy the terrorist cell that desires world domination?
>>
>>1062291
Yeah. Or actually learn what the Elf dominion really wants and maybe sway them to stop what they're doing. As a matter of fact we should send Liz or bring her with since she can now shapeshift as an Elf and she's proven very capable at disarming hostilities.
>>
Only works once, and you have to periodically do it again.

You grab a book for you and Chrysoula, and look for the final book to get...

Roll me a 1d20+2 anons.

+3 if you can think how nice it is that Elizabeth's PR is working and making you more popular.
+2 if you can make fun of Chrysoula.
+2 if you can think how to deal with the people who get attracted to Elizabeth.
+2 if you can think about her ex, Alan, and what you think about him.
>>
Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1062312
Did we ever open that safe?
>>
Rolled 16 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1062312
It's certainly good for us. Less people hating us.

Alan isn't that bad. As long as he doesn't try anything funny we're cool.
And anyone that makes a move on liz can get some jail time.

>So flames where should we put the hay she'll sleep on? No bed can support her massive weight now. This is just a fact.
>>1062311
They want world domination?
You seem to really like the elves...
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>>1062334
I don't remember if they actually do and given we haven't genocided the Irish or Indians, I think we can definitely make peace with them

>>1062312
Does the Elf dominion want world domination?
>>
Rolled 18 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1062312
Having good PR will reduce the likelihood of us dying horribly.

Give them a fine for disrespecting the crown. Alternatively, they've volunteered to become part of our space program.

Alan's nice, I mean he is a romantic rival, but he is nice.
>>
>>1062342
Ask one of the members anons.

18+11=29

Good Success!

You find a final book...

It seems to be a book about how to talk to crowd and manage groups, not to mention how to reduce hostility in a few easy steps. (+1 to Charisma, and you can calm people down a little easier.)

Actions

>Grab the book!
>Give the book to someone else?
>Eh... Just leave.
>Write-In
>>
>>1062398
>Grab the book!
Liz already has enough charisma.
We need some too.
>>
>>1062398
>Grab the book!
>>
You grab the book... Interesting.

You take the book to check out, and the werewolf seems a bit impressed.

"Really? Huh. You must enjoy reading... That's about $370."

You throw in an extra thirty and he thanks you, and tells you to come again. You carry the books in three bags, with your tail helping out. Thank god for prehensile tails.

Roll me a 1d20+4 for how well Chrysoula and Frankizka's adventure went.

+2 if Chrysoula can accidentally get the more smaller women salty.
+1 if Chrysoula can be a bit clumsy. (+1 if she accidentally damages something and gets awkward, not to mention shy about it.)
+1 if as Chrysoula you can get frustrated why they have nothing in your size and get worried that people are judging you for not wearing a bra.
+2 if Frankizka can make excuses why her friend is half-naked.
+2 if as Renexizious you can think of the advantage of Elizabeth being a little sexualized in the media.
+1 if Renexizious can continue to make fun of Chrysoula by the way.

Autosucess if everything is done so we hopefully never have to go to a fucking woman's store ever again.
>>
Interesting.
I'm going back through the archives if that elf wasn't completely full of shit we have to deal with a grandmaster ezariul character.

He also said dumb shit about how humanity was almost under their thumb and crap.
Don't know how much weight that claim held though.
>>1062436
She can salt them just by accidentally snapping a few too small bras and complain about the lack of larger sizes.

(She also probably broke a few shelves which got worse because she can't speak good english plus she stutters.)


Chrysoula is half naked because stores lack clothes in her size.

The advantage of Liz's sexualization in media is that it proves we have good taste in women so yea.

>So flames remember how I said bull in a china shop? Considering the last incident I think a cow in a clothing store would be more apt.
>>
Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1062436
>>
You leave, hear a few crashes from the clothing store, and a few snaps. After a bit Chrysoula leaves in a tight-fitting bra, and a very tight shirt. Neither of which fit her. But close enough, you suppose.

She also gives you a rather crushing hug, and lifts you off the floor.

"Please let go."

She lets you go... But you can tell she's a bit nervous.

"Y-yeah... I kinda want to go. There's a lot of people here."

"Come on."

You begin to take them outside and fly them home, and when you get home and shapeshift, Chrysoula gives you a crushing hug, and Frankizka kisses you...

+15 relations with Chrysoula and Frankizka.

You also run into Elizabeth, who tells you that there's a new American ambassador who you haven't exactly talked to yet. And his assistant, who's the "real" ambassador, really. Apparently they want to talk to you.

Hm.

Actions

>Liz already met with them, and you have some books you want to read or exercise on...
>You have a rocket to work on!
>Visit the embassy! Time to scare some new delicious ambassador...
>Check with your cabinet to see if anything's going on?
>Send someone down to talk? (Elizabeth, Claw, or one of your kids.)
>Write-In
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>>1062554
>Liz already met with them, and you have some books you want to read or exercise on...
>>
>>1062554
>You have a rocket to work on!
I just want to grab our daughter and lorriana and go to sphess.
>>
Seems like anons want to do other things...

Do anons just want to send someone else to the diplomats while they work/read?

And if so, who?
>>
>>1062600
Liz I guess.

It's not like we need to eat right now anyways
>>
>>1062600
Let's send Elizabeth
>>
"Liz, can you go talk to them? I want to read and work a bit."

She sighs.

"I suppose..."

She walks away, and you slap her ass... She smiles, blushing a bit, while you go down to work on a rocket first... Oh! And you get your daughter and Lorriana!
Renexizia seems to have... Actually matured quite a bit though, but still seems a little hyper, excited, and enjoys breaking things... And gnawing on them. But she seems to have mellowed out a bit, talking slower, more calmly, and less childish... But still rather naive and optimistic.

"Hey dad! Are we working on that rocket?"

"You know it."

"Cool! I've had some ideas..." She seems to be taking this seriously. Huh.

Roll me a 1d20+8

+2 if you can think how Renexizia's future will go... Who she'll marry, maybe even have kids and a nice lair...
+1 if you can think about the delicious American ambassador your missing out on, and remember the good old times with Victor and how scared he was and obedient to you...
+2 if anons can scientifically make fun of Flames and think how much Chrysoula must weigh. And make fun of her.
>>
Rolled 12 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1062658
>>
Rolled 14 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1062658
>Renexizia
She'll marry no one and probably build a lair near a small town she'll have a good relationship with. She'll probably study and do experiments in the lair among other hobbies.
I just can't see anyone tying her down.

And americans make their ambassadors right. I don't know what they feed them but they taste really good.
>>
14+11=25

Good Success!

The rocket can finally get into the mesosphere, and can go about 60 km up... Man, your proud. It seems Renexizia's idea worked.

"Hey, dad?"

"Hm? What?"

"I heard you went on a trip with Aulus and Deven... Next time you go on a trip, can I come?"

"Well..."

"Please?"

She looks up at you, begging.

"Why?"

"Well, I mean, I remember that time I went out to find you, and we ate the Eiffel Tower, not to mention the fun we had! Also, I really want to break stuff."

Actions

>Fine... Next time we'll break stuff. Together. In another dimension.
>...It's boring, and you won't like it, ok?
>I uh... I got go. We can talk later, ok?
>Write-In
>>
>>1062754

>Fine... Next time we'll break stuff. Together. In another dimension.

Aw yes the eiffel tower.
It was delicious apparently.
>>
>>1062754
>Fine... Next time we'll break stuff. Together. In another dimension.

>I really want to break stuff
That is unsettling
>>
"Fine, next time we break stuff. Together. In another dimension."

She gives you a hug.

"I can't wait! Thanks dad!"

"No problem..."

You give her a hug and go onto read a book...

What book to read anons?

>Anger Management!
>Weightlifting!
>Dancing
>Reducing Hostility
>>
>>1062799
>Dancing
Does this mean we finally won't be a brick shithouse on treads?
>>
>>1062808
Well, it's an exercise. So for a bit, yes.
>>
>>1062821
I'm gonna add agility training to list of goals.
Our shit agility really can fuck us up.
>>
You decide to learn how to dance.

Flames and Solaire laugh hysterically at you attempting to dance, as you fall flat on your fucking face twice.

Roll me a 1d20+3 to see if you can into dance.

+2 if you can get them to shut the fuck up. (+1 if you make fun of their respective waifus)
+2 if you can think of encouragement. (+1 if you can think of your mother or dad trying to encourage you.)
+2 if you can think of fun things to do with Renexizia in that other dimension.
>>
Rolled 14 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1062871
Just think of best mom and how she'd tell us how we can handle it. Then also tell us to be careful to not hurt ourselves.

>Cow Fucker and Midget Lover silence your fucking mouthes.

We can raid some dungeons. Maybe use our intimidation to clear a town then go about looting and eating all the houses.

So will we at least permanently have a dancing skill?
>>
>>1062892
Yes.

14+9=23

Success!

You tell Cow Fucker and Midget Lover to shut the fuck up while you attempt to dance...

You do... Decently. Enough. No falling or dying... And you sort of learn how to dance!

You have permanently gained a skill in Dance, and a temporary +2 to Agility...

Meanwhile, as Elizabeth...

You go up to the American Embassy, and enter in... You see a tall minotaur waiting for you, who gets up and shakes your hand, he seems to be wearing a suit and tie, and seems quite well dressed... Remarkable for a minotaur.

"Ah, hello. I'm pleased to finally meet you."

He puts his hands out to shake yours, and you shake his.

"A pleasure to meet you. Where is the diplomat?"

"...Drinking, I'm afraid. Now, we have much to discuss while the diplomat is debilitated."

He takes you to his office, and scoots your chair out, and he sits in his rather oversized chair... Well, not oversized for a minotaur, really.

"This chair is a bit small."

"My apologizes, I thought you were going in your human form."

"I don't really use that form too much."

"Ah, I see. I'll see about getting you a much better chair... I understand how uncomfortable a small chair can be."

He gets up, and goes to get a chair... You look around the office, and see an American flag hung on a wall, along with two very large suitcases still not opened... You also see what seems to be a picture of his family back in America, with what seems to be a wife and child beside a suburban home. Huh.

He comes back in with a much better and nicer chair, and you get up, and he replaces it, and you sit down on the much more nicer chair... It even has a little slit for your tail! How nice.

"I will admit I was expecting Renexizious, but I suppose you are on behalf of him?"

"Yes, I am."

"Ah... Right. I'm the Minister-Counselor for the embassy... The ambassador here is officially below me, but is in charge of me on this diplomatic mission. It's strange, I know... But anyways, I am Patryokos Kozmas... But you can just call me Patrick."

Actions

>It's a pleasure to meet you Patrick.
>Mind if we talk before we begin? I'm rather curious about you.
>...Patrick is rather funny name for a minotaur, if you don't mind me saying.
>...I'm not here to make friends Patrick. What do you want?
>Write-In
>>
>>1062993
>It's a pleasure to meet you Patrick.
So far so good.
>>
>>1062993
>It's a pleasure to meet you Patrick.
Althouch I don't have any issue with calling him Patryokos to be more respectful towards him
>>
"It's a pleasure to meet you Patrick."

"Right. So, on behalf of the President of the United States, I'm supposed to..." He sighs a bit.

"What is it?"

"Well, first, I'm supposed to give Renexizious a erh... Well, a present for being the best dad he can be, apparently."

"Really?"

"Yes... Not very big, but I'm supposed to give it to him. Any chance you could give the gift to Renexizious for me?"

He ducks under his desk and picks up a small present. Nothing more larger then his fist. It's also finely wrapped and with a nice letter put in the bowtie.

Actions

>Read the letter?
>Unwrap the present? Ren will understand.
>I'll take the present to Ren, don't worry.
>Sorry... But I don't know if Ren really wants a present from his son.
>Write-In
>>
>>1063048
>I'll take the present to Ren, don't worry.
>>
>>1063048
>Read the letter?
>I'll take the present to Ren, don't worry.
I wonder if Viktor has kids yet. If so then he would be the first of Rens kids to.
>>
You decide to read the letter, and open it up.

Hey dad, it's me, Viktorious.

So, I just wanted to give you something for your birthday... I honestly had no idea what to get you... So I got you a few photos you might remember and like, and if I remember correctly, you never did give mom a ring... On the other hand, I don't know what she wants. So I sent you the contact information to a jeweler who I know who works for me, and he's willing to make mom a ring dirt cheap. I'll cover the costs for it, and feel free to make it as expensive as you can... Just don't bankrupt me, ok? She deserves it though, for being the best mom I could ever have... Also, I heard that apparently we have a red dog now... I will admit that I always secretly wanted a dog, and I decided to send you a custom-made collar, and I even had it fitted with rubber and made elastic, allowing it to expand quite a bit. I hope you like it... By the way, I also heard about your new wife... I think she's from France? I don't know, but I can't wait to meet her. I also gave you a gift to give her... Some wine and french pastries. I made sure to have it specially made for her, and I hope she loves it. By the way, the pastries have some jelly in it... Tasted good, if I must admit. Blueberry, if I recall. Also, I got you something you'd love... A spraycan of butter. If you feel like anything could be improved, just send me a letter.

Lovingly, Viktorious.

PS: I know I said I didn't know what to get you, but I sort of lied. Hope you like it dad!

How sweet of him! He didn't need to do this... Wait. Where's the...

The minotaur remembers something, and takes out a large basket with french pastries, and wine, a circular present, and a weirdly shaped can with a thing at the top.

Actions

>You should uh... Put the letter back and act like you didn't see it.
>Put this to the side and try to focus on the second part...
>His birthday was a few months ago... Maybe you should ask the Minotaur when this was supposed to arrive?
>Write-in
>>
>>1063164

>You should uh... Put the letter back and act like you didn't see it.
>>
>>1063164
>You should uh... Put the letter back and act like you didn't see it.
Back to business
>>
Going to be back in a bit anons, trying to move a bed.
>>
>>1063328
How big is it?
>>
A queen sized bed ontop of a queensized bed.

So thick.

You erh... Well, you don't really know what to do. So you put the letter back in and act like you didn't really see it.

"Well, thank you... What else is there, Patrykos?"

"Well, I'm not sure if I should talk to you regarding this matter, my apologizes."

"You want to talk to my husband?"

"Well, yes..."

You sigh. He's busy right now...

Roll me a1d20+5 to convince him.

+4 if you can use your assets.
+2 if you can tell him what your husband is doing and why he can't be here.
+2 if you can tell him why your trustworthy.
+2 if you can tell him what your husband can be like to American ambassadors.
+2 if you can somehow rail off into talking about your family, how trusted you are, and get him uncomfortable by talking about adorable things Viktor did when he was young. (Feel free to make this up.)

Autosuccess if everything is done.
>>
>>1063542
I hate when my bed is too soft.
It makes it impossible to sleep
>Ren is busy off in his lab doing something. And besides he never gets long well with American ambassadors anyways it always ends poorly. So it's perfectly fine to talk about this with me. I'm perfectly trustworthy. If I can raise viktor I'm sure I can be trusted to hear about this. Speaking of viktor he was so adorable when he was younger. He always was kind to his family and he had such an ambitious spirit. I remember all the times he got into fights and would protect all his siblings it was so nice honestly.

Just cross our arms under our chest and perk them up a bit.
>>
"Well, Ren's off busy in his lab doing something..."

You cross your arms under your chest, and perk up a bit.

"Besides, he never gets along well with American ambassadors. Always ends poorly... So it's perfectly fine to talk about this with me. I'm perfectly trustworthy, because if I can raise Viktor I'm sure I can be trusted about this... Speaking of Viktor, he was always so adorable when he was young, always kind to his family, so ambitous... I remember all the times he got into fights and would protect his siblings... He always so nice to them... I mean, I don't like the fight part, but he was always so cute..."

"Erh, yeah..."

"Anyways! You can tell me."

"Right... Well, as you can see, America needs oil quite badly..."

It seems to be an oil agreement.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can get a favorable deal.

+4 if you can be very "distracting" with your assets...
+1 if you can think about this Minotaur and if Ren will like him or not.
+2 if you can guess why Gwynevere likes Chrysoula.
>>
Rolled 11 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1063615
While keeping our arms under our breasts start moving them a bit to give them some motion.

And I think Ren will like him. He seems reasonable so far.

I'd guess it's the muscles and the assets.
She's probably bisexual like liz and she comes across as the type to like the big and strong type.
>>
Allowing samefagging if you can be a bit more distracting.
>>
Rolled 4 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1063632
Lean forward.
Arms resting on the table.
And our chest resting on our arms
>>
Rolled 13 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1063632
Then afterwards lean back in the chair
to give a better view
>>
13+11=24

Good Success!

You begin to move your arms under your breasts, giving them some motion... He seems a bit allured by this, and you lean forward, your arms resting on the table and your chest resting on your arms... He stops talking, and you then lean back in the chair.

"Sorry... I think this seat is a little harsh on my back."

"I-It's uh... Fine. Yeah. Well... We're uh... Where are we again?"

He blinks slowly, like he's coming out of a trace.

"Right, right... Well, I think it was... Oh! Right. If you can let US business construct some oil refineries off shore, we'd be willing to pay you... Twenty thousand. Right..."

Hm. A little lack luster. But he is rather dazed and probably easy to convince a bit.

Actions

>...Try to bargin for more money?
>...I bet my husband can make twice that just by doing it himself. Come on. Can you give me more incentive?
>Well, I don't see why not. Sure.
>Seems a bit weak. Decline.
>Write-in
>>
>>1063727
>...I bet my husband can make twice that just by doing it himself. Come on. Can you give me more incentive?

Firstly is this a one time payment or monthly?
>>
"I bet my husband can make twice that just by doing it himself. Can you give me more incentive?"

He shakes his head.

"Erh, yes... I erh... That was a bit low, wasn't it? How about... Twenty-five Million, and a nice.. 0.3$ Million per month?"

"Still a bit low. Sorry."

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can get an even better deal.

+3 if you can use an asset besides your main ones.
+3 if you can compliment the minotaur for being so gentlemanly and whatnot.
+1 if you can think about how much money you'll get to lay on if you can do this right.
>>
>>1063736
One time payment.
>>
Rolled 16 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1063745
Use the best kind of asset.
A warm winning smile,
>I must say thank you for being civilized. At least much more so than your partner.

If we can get this to .5 million it'll be a nice comfy amount of gold. Not extreme but we won't be lacking.
>>
16+12=28

Good Success!

You give him a warm winning smile, kindly.

"Well, I must say thank you for being civilized. At least much more so than your partner?"

He laughs a bit, with a smile.

"Yeah... I erh... Well, I'll see... How does... 0.5$ Million per month sound? And erh... Well, I mean..."

He seems very tempted to give you a better deal...

Actions

>Push for more!
>No need to be greedy. This is more than enough.
>...Are you alright, dear?
>Write-In
>>
>>1063798
>Push for more!
Gib money
>>
Roll me a 1d20+5 to push for more.

+3 if you can continue to compliment and be nice to him.
+3 if you can use assets.
+2 if you can internally think how useful these breasts are. You've actually gotten quite a bit done with them.
>>
>>1063847
Also, autosuccess if you can be extremely nice to him and do all of above.
>>
>>1063847
Put our hand on our chest and say
>I can see you getting along with Ren well. Honestly it's so nice of you to be so generous. I wish you could actually be the one in charge and not that rather crass dwarf. Honestly if I wasn't a monarch I'd enjoy a nice conversation over a cup of tea. I never have talked to a minotaur at length before and you seem interesting. You give a good name to american ambassadors.

These bewbs have helped pass bills, make money, and end rebellions. Breasts imbalanced pls nerf.
>>
>>1063858
Just like IRL anon.

"I can see you getting along with Ren well... Honestly, it's so nice of you to be so generous. I wish you could actually be the one in charge and not that rather crass dwarf. Honestly, if I wasn't a monarch, I'd enjoy a conversation over a cup of tea... I've never talked to a minotaur at length before and you seem rather interesting... You really do give a good name to American ambassadors, you know."

"Y-yeah... Well, I mean, thank you... You know, I think a fair agreement would be uh... Thirty fiev million, right? I mean, I don't think anyone would miss that... You know, it's uh... It's really nice to have someone nice to me. Most people don't like me because I'm a minotaur."

"I'm sorry. I really do think your a nice guy."

"Right, right..."

He seems to be sweating a bit, and takes out a hankerchef to pat his head with.

"Well, I must of left the heat on. I'm terribly sorry... I erh... Well, I mean... Thirty-five million is a bit much for oil..."

He thinks a bit, and comes up with something.

"Well... How about if you can get some "democratic" change in Sweden? You know... Just to justify the spending. Nothing too serious. Anything rubber stamped will do..."

Actions

>That's a bit much just for oil. Sorry...
>...Try to convince him to pay you more for that?
>I really do think my husband will like you.
>...I think that's good. Thank you for this!
>Well, do you mean fake democratic change?
>Write-In
>>
>>1063880
>...I think that's good. Thank you for this!
So we could do something entirely minor like have citizens vote for representatives.
Who's sole purpose is to take popularity polls and listen to complaints which they'll bring to us?

That democratic enough?
>>
>>1063889
Maybe a bit more democratic, but very close.

"Well, I think that's good. Thank you for this!"

"Right, right... I erh... Thank you for comnig."

He opens the door for you, and lets you out politely...

"Wait... Did I just uh, agree to thirty-five million? Viktor would have my hide if I payed that much! I erh... Can we lower it a bit? To maybe twenty-seven million?" He seems a bit afraid of actually paying that much...

He seems a bit stunned. It seems he's beginning to rethink.

Actions

>...Oh, of course! I don't see why not.
>...Convince him to keep it at thirty-five million?
>Write-In
>>
>>1063911
>How about 28.5? Seems reasonable.
And drop another smile.

So more democratic means more pointless voting processes that mean nothing?

Maybe set up a "League of Representatives" where they can argue pointlessly on why they need more attention?
>>
>>1063919
Sure.

"Well, how about 28.5?"

"Well, why don't we lower it to about twenty eight million? That seems reasonable."

He seems to have recovered and is trying to salvage the situation.

Actions

>...Twenty eight point five is my final offer.
>Why not? I'll take twenty eight.
>Write-In
>>
>>1063939
>Why not? I'll take twenty eight.
I wonder if we can start a business that sells utility potions.
And if so if it'd do well.
>>
"I'll take twenty eight."

"Thank you. I'll see it sent to you."

You thank the minotaur and leave... That went very well.

You are now Renexizious, and you have finished trying to learn how to dance... It's actually quite hard honestly.

With that done you begin to head back to the lair, leaving the gym, and run into a Clevita looking around the gardens, apparently writing things in a notebook.

You wave hello to the little kobold who waves back...

Erh, excuse me? Son? You have a call from a... Khorne?

Great.


Actions

>Ignore it?
>...Answer it. Why not?
>Kind of busy right now...
>Write-in
>>
>>1063958
>...Answer it. Why not?
>>
You decide to answer it.

Hey Khorne.

HEY! HOW'S EVERYTHING GOING?

Great. Mind if I ask how everything's going for you?

BETTER FOR ONCE. BUT ANYWAYS, JUST CALLING TO UPDATE YOU ON CHAOS.

Oh. What's going on?

WELL, IF MY REPORTS ARE CORRECT, YOU HAVE A SLAANESHI DAEMONETTE IN YOUR PALACE... LUCKILY SHE'S PRETTY NEW AND WEAK. WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF SLAANESH JUST TOOK A SOUL, SLAPPED SOME PURPLE ON IT, AND CALLED IT A DAY. ANYWAYS, SINCE YOU PURGED THE SLAANESHIANS VORE FAGGOTS, SLAANESH PRETTY MUCH CAN'T REALLY RECOVER... FOR NOW AT LEAST. HE CAN'T EVEN TEMPT PEOPLE IN THEIR DREAMS. NURGLE'S STILL FUCKED IN POWER... THOUGH THERE IS A TZEENTCHIAN CULT IN... SOME PLACE CALLED LAONIA OR SOMETHING. DON'T REMEMBER THE NAME... MEANWHILE, MY CULT IS GROWING SLOWLY. IT'S A BASICALLY A FOOTBALL TEAM LED BY RAGING BESERKERS. SO ANYWAYS WITH BUSINESS OUT OF THE WAY... HOW'S THE FURFAGGOT?

Good. Just making fun of his wife as usual...

YEAH, NICE... SO... CAN YOU FUCKING EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO ME?

What?

I HAVE OVER 60 REPORTS OF YOUR PREHENSILE TAIL PENETRATING OR INJURING PEOPLE, YET I HAVEN'T RECEIVED A SINGLE SOUL IN OVER A MONTH... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH IT?

Well...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if Khorne believes you and doesn't get pissed off at you.

+3 if you can make up bullshit excuses or make stuff up.
+2 if you can try to change the subject.
+2 if you can promise to try and get a few souls with it.

Autosuccess if you can do all of this. Only because Khorne trusts you enough not to use the tail he gave you for degenerate things.
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>>1063994
>Probably because I haven't actually killed anyone with it? Really I haven't been doing too much raiding and slaughter honestly. I've been spending some time with some of my kids and i'ts been going pretty well. I'll see if I can squeeze in a few souls though okay? I'm kinda busy. Want to try out some alchemy and such/

He fucked up when he gave an appendage that can penetrate people(women)
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Well, probably because I haven't actually killed anyone with it? Really, I haven't been doing too much raiding and slaughter honestly... I've been spending time with some of my kids, and it's been going pretty well. I'll see if I can squeeze in a few souls though okay? I'm kinda busy... But do you want try some alchemy?

WELL... I CAN'T FAULT YOU FOR SPENDING TIME WITH YOUR KIDS. BUT I'D REALLY LIKE TO KNOW WHAT'S WITH THE INJURIES OR PENETR-

Dunno, sorry.

He sighs a bit.
WELL... I'LL FIGURE IT OUT... ANYWAYS, THANKS TO THE CULT, I CAN ACTUALLY POSSESS PEOPLE AGAIN. CAN'T REALLY DIRECTLY POSSESS THEM LIKE A GHOST CAN, BUT I CAN INDEED GET BACK INTO YOUR HEAD AGAIN. IF YOU WANT ME TO, THAT IS.

Come here to offer just that?

HEY, I MISS HANGING OUT. PLUS I WANT TO MAKE FUN OF THE FURFAG AGAIN.

Actions

>Well, I mean... I don't know... Can I have two gods in my head?
>Hey, it would be cool to hang out again. I don't see why you can't be in my head a little.
>We got a new guy. Solaire.
>Hey... My head's full of nerdy shit, you don't need to get in here...
>Does it add corruption?
>Write-In
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Bumping.
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>>1064029

>Well, I mean... I don't know... Can I have two gods in my head?
>Does it add corruption?
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Well, I mean, I don't know. Can I have two gods in my head? And does it add corruption?

NO, ONLY IF I FULLY POSSESSED YOU. WHICH IS IMPOSSIBLE, SINCE THAT WOULD REND YOUR SOUL, UTTERLY DESTROY YOUR BODY AND MIND, AND OTHER TERRIBLE SHIT. SO WE'RE GOOD.

Erh... Not sure if I like that.

YEAH... ALSO, I'M HONORABLY BOUND NOT TO DO SO UNTIL THE END TIMES.

Huh.

What's the difference between full and limited possession?

ONE JUST ALLOWS ME TO SAY SHIT TO YOU, OTHER MAKES ME COMPLETELY TAKE OVER YOUR BODY AND SOUL. WHICH I WOULDN'T DO TO YOU.

Actions

>Well, sure. I'll let you in my head.
>...I mean, I'm not sure.
>How about we talk about this later?
>Write-In
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>>1064212
>Well, sure. I'll let you in my head.
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Well, sure. I'll let you in my head.

THANKS.

You feel a sharp pain in your head.

NICE. JUST AS COMFORTABLE AS I REMEMBER

Wait, who's that?

That's uh, Khorne. He's a friend of mine.

Fuck me.

LONG TIME NO SEE, FURRY. NOW, WHAT HAVE I MISSED IN THE MATERIUM?

Eh... Not much. We're mostly just working on a rocket, spending time with our kids, that sort of thing.

INTERESTING.

You return to reality, and in front of Clevita.

WHO'S THAT?

She's my girlfriend... Well, not yet.

Khorne laughs a bit.

REALLY? NOT TO GIVE YOU SHIT.. ACTUALLY, I AM GIVING YOU SHIT, BUT SHE'S TINY. PLUS, DON'T YOU HAVE ENOUGH GIRLFRIENDS ALREADY?

Well I mean, they have girlfriends. I'm just kinda... You know.

ALONE? WELL, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU LIKE ABOUT HER? I CAN'T SEE IT.

Well, I mean... She's just really small and adorable, completely unable to protect herself... Not to mention her scales are pretty cute.

WELL, AT LEAST YOU AREN'T A FURFAG LIKE FLAMES. NICE TO MEET YOU, NEW GUY.

I'm not a furry!

Khorne laughs hysterically at this, and you think about what to do. Clevita though comes up to you.

"Renexizious?"

"Hm?"

"I just wanted to thank you for helping me research... It's very meaningful. Could you maybe help me with something though?"

"What is it?"

"Well... I kind of need you to read me books, as childish as it sounds, since I can't read the language on the surface."

HOLY FUCK. NEW GUY, I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE THE OBVIOUS PEDOPHILE JOKE...

Listen, I just like her because she's adorable and can't protect herself, ok? That's what I like about her.

SURE. LET'S GO WITH THAT.

Seriously. I just like things that can't protect themselves and need me to do it, alright? Like most maidens.

You can't help but give a slight chuckle as you look down at Clevita...

Actions

>Sure. I can help you read a few books.
>I have someone you might want to meet.
>...Why don't we hang out some time Clevita?
>Khorne, stop giving Solaire shit, ok?
>Write-In
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>>1064217
>Sure. I can help you read a few books.
>Khorne, stop giving Solaire shit, ok?
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>>1064217
>Sure. I can help you read a few books.
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>>1064217

>Sure. I can help you read a few books.
How did I not notice the potential pedophile jokes?
Thanks khorne.
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Sorry anons, at work again so updating slowly.

"Sure, I can help you read a few books, ok?"

"Thanks. It really does mean a lot."

You pick her up and carry her to your library... You see a sleeping Chrysoula, and Khorne begins to make fun of Flames... And notes that she looks a bit bigger.

So of course you begin to read to Clevita...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see how well this goes.

+2 if you can make fun of Chrysoula with Khorne.
+2 if you can explain the increase in size scientifically and try to hide the other "size increase" so to speak to Khorne.
+2 if you can also think about how to get Clevita comfortable.

If anons want to talk to Clevita about something, go ahead.
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Rolled 5 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1064304
"You'll love this Khorne, she went clothes shopping and ended up beating the shit out of people in rage.

As to why she's so large, she loves weight lifting and working out. I offered to make her stronger by doing this and...well yeah she is now huge."


Pillows or something, shit man I don't do comfy.
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Allowing samefagging if you can make fun of Chrysoula some more.
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Rolled 8 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1064318
"She also made my library uninhabitable to most people for a time but I managed to purge it not long ago."
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Going to wait fifteen more minutes aonns.
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You make fun of Chrysoula a bit and get Clevita comfortable sitting on a pillow, while you read her a history book of the tenth century...

You note that Chrysoula smells like lemons and apparently is using perfume now, and doesn't smell terrible. That's a first. Of course, while you read Clevita seems to get a bit frustrated.

"Why are you surfacers so disorganized in this? I can barely understand what your talking about."

"Really?"

"Half of the time it's talking about rulers, and the other half it's talking about the country! It's one or the other, not both!"

"Well, I mean..."

She sighs, frustrated.

"Not to mention there's not even a single mention of Rome, Carthage, Konstantinople, or Cairo! Not to mention Londonium! The only thing that sounds like it is London, and it's implying the Britons are civilized in the slightest once they flooded over Hadrian's Wall."

She sighs frustrated.

"At this rate, I'm never going to find anything doing with Rome..."

"I mean, I'm sorry."

"The only thing that mentions Rome is the Holy Roman Empire, and that's apparently not even Roman in the slightest..." She says, disappointed.

"Sorry."

"...I'm going to vent my frustrations. These books are so scattered and unorganized, not to mention the lack of history in them..."

She begins to get up.

"Sorry for yelling, but I'm going to go take a nap just to get my mind off this. I'll continue my studies later."

Huh. Chrysoula also seems to be waking up from Clevita venting a bit.

Actions

>This is the perfect time to show Clevita how interesting the surface can be. Ask if she wants to go do something fun together?
>Just let Clevita walk off, she needs some time to relax. Also, you have things to do.
>Maybe you should give her a hint to Rome or Carthage?
>Write-In
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>>1064370
>This is the perfect time to show Clevita how interesting the surface can be. Ask if she wants to go do something fun together?
>Maybe you should give her a hint to Rome or Carthage?
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"Hey, Clevita? If you want, we can go do something fun together."

Roll me a 1d20+4 if you can persuade her.

+3 if you can think of fun activities that would interest her or at least draw her curiosity.
+2 if you can also make up for making jokes to Chrysoula by complimenting Chrysoula to her face.
+2 if you can bring up all the interesting things she'll see, like all the different races, etc...

Autosuccess if you can do all of this.
And if anons want, you can bring someone else along too.

Also, after this we'll do the hint to Rome or Carthage if anons want to, since that might be a bit controversial.
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>>1064378
"I could show you some of what has changed on the surface compared to when your people last walked among us.

For example, we could go to a concert of the finest music, have a lovely meal, visit a gallery of masterful artworks, make use of my huge pool or anything else you want. We could even visit some roman ruins, for clues as to where the cities you seek are.

Or you could come with me and walk the streets of my empire as I try and do some good for the day. Get to see all the races I rule and the way modern life works on the surface.


Chrysoula, are you feeling better after what happened with Liz? You seem happier and... smell of lemons... quite a nice scent I must admit."


Good enough? Or do I need to roll?
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>>1064378
Do not hint at Rome or Carthage
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>>1064436
She will figure out eventually or someone else will. It is better they learn on our terms than not.
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"I could show you some of what has changed on the surface compared to when your people last walked among us... For example, we could go to a concert, have a lovely meal, visit a gallery of masterful artworks... Though my huge pool is still under construction though, sadly. We could even visit some roman ruins for clues to as where the cities you seek are... Or you could even come with me, walk the streets of my empire as I try to do some good for the day. Get to see all the races I rule and the way modern life works on the surface."

She seems quite interested.

"Well, that sounds better then napping... Very interesting."

You nod.

"Well, just wait for me outside."

You open the door for her and let her out, and you go up to Chrysoula who is beginning to wake up.

"So... Chrysoula? Are you feeling better after what happened with Elizabeth? You seem happier and... Smell of lemons. Quite a nice smell, I must admit."

She gives you a hug, and pulls you onto the couch, giving you kiss. Her breath even smells quite nice, like mints, and she hugs you.

"I feel a lot better, thanks for going with me."

"No problem... I twas rather interesting."

She hugs you, and you give her a kiss. She lets you go, and seems quite happy.

You decide to go out with Clevita, who seems rather curious and adventurous.

Where to go anons?

>Go to a concert? Maybe one is in town?
>She hasn't had surface food. She'd probably love it. Take her to a restaurant.
>Maybe you can visit a museum?
>...Maybe you can take her... Shopping? She'd probably be interested in what stores offer on the surface.
>Take her for a flight around the countryside?
>Maybe you an take her to a movie theater? She'd be amazed at seeing it.
>Write-In
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>>1064524
>Go to a concert? Maybe one is in town?
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You decide to go to a concert with Clevita...

The only one really in town seems to be at a concert hall and seems to be a play with classical music... With the play being partially in Latin and Swedish. How fortunate.

As you buy a ticket for you (and get a children's ticket for Clevita after bluffing that she was a minor), you go into the concert hall, and take a seat. She seems a bit small and can't really see the play from her seat, but seems to understand part of it. Of course your half-dragon form takes up two seats and behind you some humans seem to complain a bit about the fact you taking so much headroom... And the fact your tail tends to hit their legs.

The play does seem rather interesting, being about the Titanic and it's horrors.

Internally you can't help but think how delicious the Titanic would be with some butter, maybe a little mead and a bit of ketchup...

Roll me a 1d20+3 for how well this play goes.
+2 if you can solve Clevita being unable to see the play.
+3 if you can intimidate the humans behind you into shutting up, leaving, or being unable to complain anymore.
+2 if you can think about food a bit...
+2 if you can talk to Clevita about the significance of the Titanic.
+2 if you can think about what to do after with Clevita.

If you want to talk to Clevita about anything, go ahead.
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Rolled 7 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1064570
The Titanic was a ship that was suppose to be unsinkable and it sunk
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Rolled 5 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>1064570
Place her on our shoulder or in our lap so she can see.

"My good citizens, I ask that you quieten or so help me I will make what happened at Constantinople look like a pleasurable experience compared to what I will do to you."

This would be better with popcorn. Popcorn would be better with butter. Therefore this would be better with butter. Flawless logic.

"The titanic was a ocean liner, on her first voyage. Said to be unsinkable, it was filled to bursting with the rich, famous and other such but also many who were trying to escape to it's destination. A supposed land of amazing opportunity.

Thus when it sank, it took with it hundreds of the most important people and many more; Both of crew and lower class passenger. Most died a horrible death in the freezing waters of the ocean."

After this we should clearly grab a takeaway and go to a museum, discuss the glories of roman civilisation, before having a meal.
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Allowing samefagging if you can further intimidate the people behind you.
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>>1064617
"I am serious. I will bring you back from the dead with necromancy just so you can die again if you don't shush."
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1064617
Use our prehensile tail to strike close to the, as a warning that even from behind we can cuck them up if they don't shut it.
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14+14=28

Good Success.

You pick up Clevita and put her on your lap... And get a little annoyed at the people behind you... You whip one with your tail right in the crotch, and turn around. The human behind you painfully goes for his crotch, and you try to look as intimidating as possible.

"My good citizens, I ask that you be quite, or so help me I will make what happened at Constantinople look like a pleasurable experience compared to what I will do to you. I am serious, and I will bring you back from the dead with my necrotic powers JUST so you can die again if you don't shush."

The whipped man collapses to the floor, still in a huge amount of pain, and the other guy shuts up. You happily turn back to watching the play and explain what the Titanic was...

She seems to greatly enjoy the play and finds it really interesting... You watch it with her and eventually you leave, quite entertained.

"That was fun.. I didn't think you surfacers had plays."

"Well, of course we do."

"It reminds me of my home... Anyways... You wanted to go to a museum?"

"Of course."

You put her on your shoulder and begin to walk to what seems to be an ancient roman museum... It seems there's a sort of tour going on, and you join in... Clevita seems very eager, though the staff don't seem to belief you claiming she's a "minor"... You even give them the argument that she can barely see into the display cases!

[green]+20[/green] to relations with Clevita.

Roll me a 1d20+5 for how well this goes.
+2 if you can hype up the Renaissance to Clevita
+3 if you can intimidate the tour guide into "hiding" the location of Rome and the rest of the important spots...
+2 if you can tell Clevita some of your most favorite plays, and other interests.
+2 if you want to convince/intimidate the staff into believing that Clevita is a minor. Just for that nice discount.
+2 if you can exploit your size to help Clevita. And if you enjoy it or not.
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Rolled 18 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1064649
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>>1064649
"The renaissance is an extremely important period of history. It saw a massive increase in intellectual thought, artistic expression and technological progress.

During this period, the first printing presses were produced which combined with ever improving social liberties, greater wealth and the discovery of new writings from the Greeks and Romans. Leading to the development of a true middle class, the professionalisation of the military, the slow destruction of the traditional or medieval social order known as feudalism and many other such effects."

"Tour guide, if she finds out where Rome or anywhere else important in the Roman empire is then we will end up at war with a force that terrifies me. We would most certainly lose and I can be quite certain that you would end up dying in the chaos."

"I personally find the play 'The count of Monte cristo' to be quite interesting and important. Considering that it is a very realistic representation and doesn't pull it's punches. No perfect endings filled with happy marriages for all."

"Of course she is a minor, I mean look at her! She is so small, weak and cute! There's no way she could be an adult. Not to mention the complete lack of any... adult assets."
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So I meant to put Roman instead of Renaissance, but this works too anons.

18+9=27

Great Success!

"So, you know the Renaissance right? It's an extremely important period of history, seeing a massive increase in intellectual thought, artistic expressions, and technological progress."

"Oh, really? That sounds quite interesting..."

"I know, right? Theater came around that time... Very interesting indeed. It gave to the slow destruction of the traditional social order known as social order known as feudalism, and gave to a true middle class, professionalism of the military, and the discovery of writings from the Greeks and Romans..."

You then run into the manager.

"Ah. I was meaning to talk to you. My daughter here is INDEED a minor! Of course she's a minor! Look at her! She is so small, weak, and cute. No way she could be my adult, not to mention the lack of assets... I demand the discount!"

The manager seems convinced and gives you a discount, and you thank him, and go on to privately talk to the tour guide..

The tour is a little vague, but Clevita seems extremely interested in practically everything, writing everything down fanatically as you tell her what's going on. After a bit the tour ends and you go outside to get some dinner with her... Some delicious, delicious dinner.

+15 to relations with Clevita, who seems to have enjoyed her time taking and being with you.

You move onto going to a rather fancy restaurant, and go in... The tables and chairs are still small for her, and you assume she'd barely be able to eat without standing up. How cute. You push open the front door for her and the two of you go inside...

Roll me a 1d20+5 for dining.

+2 if you can get the child's discount for Clevita again by arguing with the attendant at the front.
+2 if you can compliment Clevita and tell her how cute, small, and adorable she is.
+2 if you can think of get Clevita comfortable, since standing on a chair is still not comfortable.
+2 if you can talk about how great it is to be a huge dragon with a massive empire, and brag about yourself for a bit. (+2 if it's extremely long and exaggerates some things about you.)
+2 if you can also order some food you think she'd like.
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>>1064789
Not small, too large.
I'm autistic, sorry anons.
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Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1064789
Considering how prominent Celvitas child like physique is, I'm really fucking skeptical and against Solaire marrying her or any other Kobold since we would shit from everyone else, not just Khorne.
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Rolled 6 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1064789
>C'mon She can't even reach the table properly! There's no way she's an adult!

>You know you are so small and adorable. Especially when someone pats your head.

Just have her sit on our lap. (And pat her head)

>>1064799
I swear an anon said kobolds made good waifus.
I didn't care though.
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Allowing samefagging if anons can continue to compliment Clevita and if you can continue to convince or intimidate the attendant that she is indeed a child

Well, what do anons think of Clevita then?
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Rolled 7 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1064812
If solaire wants to waifu her I'm fine.
As long as info leaks don't become a problem.

>So adorable and helpless you're like a child.
Crack our knuckles and tell the attendant if he wants to talk about this more we could head out back and discuss this privately.
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Rolled 15 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1064789
"Look at her. She is shorter than the tables for god sake! Clearly a child."

Again, the ever classic method of solving a height problem, get a pillow. Potentially get many pillows.

"God I love being a dragon with a huge empire. It's a true test of my skills to actually hold it together and to advance it in this world, unlike most other things I have found to try and occupy my time."


>>1064799
I am fine with it on the other hand, mostly because she is so precious but also because she is someone we can make use of politically to manipulate the Kobolds.

She also reminds me of a ex, though that one was obsessed with music rather than history...and wasn't a lizard person.
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>>1064812
I don't mind her as a person but I really don't want Solaire to marry her or for her to develop feelings towards us or Solaire. There would be nothing but an endless stream of Catholic and pedophile comments towards us.

>>1064819
She is the daughter of a Legate but I'm not sure if that's high enough make a foothold in Kobold politics, ecspecially since it's unknown to us.
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>>1064812
Anyways to get the last couple bonuses.
>It's pretty great being a dragon emperor. I rule europe. Have a good amount of gold. I'm 50 stories tall. I know at least 10 languages. My scales can absorb bulletfire and even missiles and I can remain unharmed. I am capable of understanding almost anything. I can shapeshift into just about anything. I'm a master alchemist and a expert mage. Really in general an amazing person.

Just order her breads and cheeses and maybe a drink with grapes in it.
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>>1064826
Anon pls she isn't an altar boy the risks of jokes are lower.

Plus I now know how to shittalk solaire

I wonder what personality our next head will have.
Hopefully a wise dragon.
And profound as hell.
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>>1064842
>Anon pls she isn't an altar boy the risks of jokes are lower.
You know it isn't just going to be jokes. Other characters like Liz, Franzizka and many others such as Revenaris are going to look at it and question our sexual preferences.
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>>1064860
They won't question our sexual preferences.


They'll question Sol's questionable preferences!
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>>1064863
We still need to introduce Liz to our other heads.

Also we need to make more money.
ALOT more.
There was an idea involving our kobold village and I proposed one that involved our alchemy skills
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8+15=23

Success!

You give a "convincing" argument to the attendant who gives you the child discount, and you can't help but put her on your lap and pat her on the head, before you steal a few seat cushions to put on her chair. She seems a bit dazed and confused, and you order her some bread and cheese. With some wine.

You begin to talk about yourself and after a bit of eating, bragging, and she seems interested.
After a bit dinner comes to an end, and you think she had an interesting time getting to know you.

+5 relations with Clevita.

You leave the restaurant and begin to drive home with her and you take her to her room. She of course thanks you, and you head to bed, rather tired...

You get to bed and see Elizabeth in bed, and you get in next to her.

"So... I think I just got nearly thirty million dollars for you."

"Wait, what?"

"...Long story. But your son Viktor sent you some things. It's on the table over there."

You look over to see... Well, quite a few presents. huh.

"Really? Viktor sent that?"

"Yeah. How sweet is that?"

"Aw..."

She turns over, and you come face to face with her... Assets...

So great...

"Anyways, why don't you see what you got from Viktor?"

She gives you a kiss on the cheek and you think she's feeling a bit lustful tonight.

Actions

>Eh, I'm good. Thank you though.
>...Slap her right on the ass. You feel a bit lustful right now.
>I wonder what Viktor got me... I'll go check now.
>...You know, maybe we should spend some time with Viktor. We haven't exactly done that too much.
>
>Write-In
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>>1064863
We would need to explain to them that it's our other head and there's a decent chance that would fail like explaining we're jupiters son. Also it's an inevitability that Ren will copulate with Solaires wife like he did with Flames wife.

>>1064867
>I wonder what Viktor got me... I'll go check now.
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>>1064867
>...Slap her right on the ass. You feel a bit lustful right now.
>I wonder what Viktor got me... I'll go check now.
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>>1064871
The difference is that we can literally pull our heads out to have a nice chat.
Jupiter meanwhile can't just show himself.

Because he needs to git gud.

We should also decide our immediate next moves for some cohesiveness
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>>1064878
>People now think 1/3rd of us are pedophile
Let's just set Solaire with Gwynevere and save us the trouble of getting both of them a different mate.
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>>1064886
You can't force them to like each other.
That is not how people work.
Ex:Costaniza

If they don't want to fug they don't want to.
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>>1064890
We don't know if Gwynevere likes Solaire any less then we do Celvita with Solaire.
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>>1064897
I speak of solaire.
He has no interest in gwyn.
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>>1064902
Because he's never met her.
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You slap Elizabeth right on the ass, which jiggles just a bit in her half-dragon form...

She begins to lustfully make out with you, and you lustfully make out with her, groping her under her undergarments...

"Ren, ren... Really though... We can tumble later. You should see what Viktor got you."

You give her a kiss... And squeeze her ass a bit more, giving her a bit of a blush and another kiss from you.

"Please?"

You sigh, and get up out of bed to see what he got you.

You look and see that it seems like Viktor got you a collar for Blondi which can expand to... Quite far, honestly. Just enough to fit in his full-size form in the Warhammer dimension. You also find some wine and pastries for Frankizka, a contact to a very cheap jeweler... All sorts of things, really. Oh, and a spray can of butter... Delicious. You decide to hold onto it, and you get back into bed.

"So, like them?"

"Of course I do."

"Great... Hey... Ren?"

"What?"

"...I've got a serious question."

"Yes? What is it?"{/red]

"What do you do if one of your heads likes someone?"

Actions

>Well, I usually just make fun of them, really.
>...Wait, Gwynevere likes someone?
>Liz, can we tumble and talk about this after please?
>Hey... I was wondering, do you think Gwynevere would like Solaire?
>...Hey Solaire? Do you really have to be with Clevita? I mean, there could be pedophile jokes about you and me.
>Write-In
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>>1064906
>Hey... I was wondering, do you think Gwynevere would like Solaire?
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>>1064905
Solaire seems uncomfortable with the idea of dating gwyn.
You can ask if he's interested in meeting her.
>>1064906
>...Wait, Gwynevere likes someone?
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"Hey... I was wondering... Do you think Gwynevere would like Solaire?"

"I mean... I haven't met Solaire. But Gwynevere seems like she likes big and strong people, I think."

"Wait... Who does Gwynevere like?"

"I mean... I don't really want to say..."

Actions

>It's Alan, isn't it? Fucking Alan!
>...Is it someone I know?
>...Come on Liz. You can tell me anything.
>...Come on. Gwynevere would like Solaire better than anyone. They're a perfect fit. I think.
>Write-In
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>>1064936
>...Come on. Gwynevere would like Solaire better than anyone. They're a perfect fit. I think.
>...Is it someone I know?
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>>1064936
>...Is it someone I know?
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>>1064936
>...Is it someone I know?
>It can't be that bad can it?

We could just list off the people we know and use wis or insight to spot a reaction.
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"Well... Is it someone I know? It can't be that bad."

"Gwynevere promised me not to tell or even say anything... I just want to know what you do."

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can get her to talk at least a little.

+3 if you can be very lustful towards her.
+2 if you can promise a great tumble if she lets you guess.
+2 if you can think what the fuck you'll do to Alan if he's actually attracted to your wife's second head.

Autosuccess if you do all of this.
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Rolled 4 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1064954
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>>1064954
If it's Alan we'll challenge him to fisticuffs.

Smack her ass, grope it and say
>If you tell me I think I can make it worth it.
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Rolled 1 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1064954
"Oh come on, the chances of me actually getting ti right are fairly low. If not outright improbable.

Anyhow, I can promise you a reward...assuming you take me up on this bet."

Slap her ass and pull her close.


If Alan is attracted to our wife's second head... I think we should see about the possibility of getting him sent to a far away posting in the military. Permanently.

Alternatively, we figure out how to make him infertile and most of my problems with this disappear.
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So...

Do anons want to use Barbaric?

>Yes!
>No!
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>1064979
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

>>1064985
I don't know. If the dice lands on an odd, yes and if it lands on even, no.
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>>1064979
I should also mention if you go for the auto success you don't need to roll.
>>1064985
>Yes!
The only real thing for us to do is science and alchemy and we have rerolls for those
>>
what is this?
whats going on?
>>
Roll me a 1d20 anons.

+4 if you can be both barbaric and extremely lustful towards her.
+3 if you can lustfully play with her assets, and compliment them like a barbaric dragon would.
+2 if you promise great, amazing tumbling. Maybe even throw in another girl while your at it for a +1.
+2 if you can list the likely suspects.
+1 if you can flirt with your wife and compliment her.

Autosuccess if all of this is done.
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>>1065004
Do you mean right now or a summary of this entire quest?
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>>1065007
umm im sorry im new here , i will step back and figure it out
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1065005
>>1065004
This my lad is a dragon... quest
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>>1065009
Let's just say that it's the comical tales of a dragon who is at times extremely smart and conniving. At other times he can't help but be lustful towards women. Sometimes both.
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>>1065005
Grab her and play with her bewbs buttocks.
>You know these are so soft, I might just take you right now. Though if you tell me I can promise an even better tumble. An amazing one. With another lady perhaps? Now what is the answer my beautiful dragonness? Alan? Or maybe a woman? Chrysoula? Lorriana?

>>1065009
I can give a brief summary.... gimme a sec to type it out.
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>>1065009
EDQ also called European dragon quest.
It follows the tale of a dragon born during the end of WW2. The dragon is named renexizous thorsonn. it's a mix of Civ, Adventure, Fantasy, Tumbling happens very often.
We're a genius at times and extremely lustful at others though we can definitely get shit done regardless.

If you have any more specific questions feel free to ask
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>>1065021
>a relatively brief summary

FTFY
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>>1065028
I could go into extreme detail but that'd be extreme(ly painful)
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You can't help but fondle her her boobs and buttocks... So soft and... By Jupiter, they're heavenly. You even squeeze them a bit more...

"You know, these are so soft, I mgihtj ust take you right now... But if you tell me I cna promise an even better tumble. An amazing one... With another lady maybe. Now what's the answer? Alan? Or maybe a woman? Chrysoula... Lorriana?"

The two of you lustfully make out...

"Well, you'll have to guess... I promised not to tell..."

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can guess right.

+3 if you can guess people and why you guess them.
+2 if you can promise you won't get angry, yell at, or anything like that at Gwynevere...
+1 if you can tell Elizabeth who else might just sleep with you if she tells you.
+2 if you can be even more lustful somehow.
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Rolled 10 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1065068
>Alan because if you had an interest in him gwynevere might have shared that.
>Chrysoula if gwynevere likes muscles and is a bit submissive.
>Lorriana if gwynevere has a preference for dragons. And I rpomise I won't yell or anything at gwynevere. I'm not that rude.


>More lustful
Just start reaching under her shirt.
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Rolled 18 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1065068
It's Ren.
>Ren because you have an interest in me gwynevere might have shared that.
>Ren if gwynevere likes muscles and is a bit submissive.
>Ren if gwynevere has a preference for dragons. And I rpomise I won't yell or anything at gwynevere. I'm not that rude.
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>>1065091
>Can't even do his own writefagging
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>>1065110
This is a 100% original and genuine. I'm absolutely appalled you would say such a thing
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>>1065114
>Didn't even bother to fix my spelling error.
>CondescendingWonka.png
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18+11=29

Amazing Success!

"Well, it's clear you have an interest in me... But hm... Maybe you need some encouragement?"

You begin to reach under her undergarments, putting your hands around her waist and undressing her, her nice soft white scales touched by your hands...

"...You know, I bet it's either Alan, Chrysoula, or Lorriana..."

She sighs.

"Well... Your right on one of them."

It's fucking Alan, isn't it.

"Let me guess... Alan?"

"...Well... It's... It's Chrysoula."

I TOLD YOU SHE WAS THE BEST! HA!

NO. PLEASE NO.

What is life.

Your headmates buzz into activity, as this startling attention gets to you.

Actions

>What the fuck Elizabeth?! Why the hell does she like a goddamned cow?!
>I mean... Ok? I'm not really shocked you know. It's nothing terrible.
>...Kinky. Huh.
>Come on Gwynevere! She's a terrible candidate! Choose someone else damn it besides a cow!
>Write-In
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>>1065125
Talk with all our headmates about this
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>>1065125
Do a mental group huddle(like football) to discuss this
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>>1065125
>...Kinky. Huh.
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>>1065212
...
I'll switch to this. or combine this or whatever.

So how do you feel about gwynevere's taste?
>>
I'll be back in a while anons, gotta do some late night work.
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>>1065283
Good luck
>>
Quick question, mind if I ask how you think about Gwynevere liking Chrysoula? If that's a bad thing or not? Somehow a good thing?

Be back in an hour anons.
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>>1065325
I don't consider it a bad thing.
Might be a good thing.
Means she might not get interested in other guys and closes up the web of love interest a bit.

But either way it's her preference.
And it's not like it causes us trouble so I see no reason to hate.
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>>1065325
Complete neutrality.


I think that they are both good people, who have a right to love each other.

This is however, balanced out by the knowledge that them having... physical relations would result in us technically being cuckolded. Since they would be using our wives body. Though arguably such concepts aren't meant for multi-intelligent beings and as such we need to form a new brand of morals.
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>>1065325
I want to say it's somewhere from something I don't like to a bad thing. It could be a bad thing considering backlashes from other characters.

>Liz is still "technically" Christian and might be against it
>Flames is Chrysoulas husband so he would probably his wife having multiple partners
>Chrysoula herself is immature and might not agree with it
Seriously, she's like 20 and not that socially adapt. I feel like Gwynevere could be something like a cougar here and taking advantage of her.
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>>1065378
Isn't gwynevere technically less than a year old?
Aren't we 3?
Isn't flames almost 3 as well?
And isn't liz a somewhat less closet bisexual?
And flames seems to have taken the news well.
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>>1065390
Liz, Ren and all their heads are all full grown adults, at least emotionally. Chrysoula is not.

The reason I wanted to talk to our headmates was to get Flames opinion in particular about the prospect of his wife having a relationship with more then just us. Also a homosexual one.
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>>1065408
>Fully grown adults
>Insert comment about how Physical age/=/ Experience and emotional control and understanding.

I've seen fully grown adults throw tantrums.
"Fully grown" Doesn't mean that much
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>>1065417
>Hey Guys! Let's convince this teenage person into a gay relationship that she may not like because all adults can sperg some times. I should know.
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>>1065427
I didn't say convince anyone.
I personally want to assemble all related parties so we can talk this through calmly without pressuring anyone.
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Alright, back now.

Right, right. Huddle up. What the fuck is going on.

Well... Honestly, I just heard justification for Chrysoula being the best wife.

SO... APPARENTLY YOUR WIFE'S SECODND HEAD WANTS TO BANG A FUCKING COW. THAT'S NOT SLAANESHIAN AT ALL.

I mean... Well, I mean... I'm not adverse to it... I mean, around us. I kinda don't want them to go buddy-buddy.

Well... I mean, technically cuckolded... Chrysoula is technically... What, twenty two or twenty one?

Well... I mean...

...Who the fuck cares? Do we even know if Gwynevere wants to follow through on it? I'm fairly sure Chrysoula's straight, and honestly I don't give enough of a shit to stress out about this.

Actions

>Honestly, I don't give a shit either.
>Hey... I mean... What if our wife grew future heads and wants to go for someone else we don't really know? Like... Fucking Alan. We should think how we'll deal with that.
>...Let's see if Gwynevere actually wants to follow through on it.
>Maybe we should just see if Chrysoula's interested.
>I mean, I'm open to see where this goes.
>Let's just get some sleep.
>Write-in
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>>1065474

>Honestly, I don't give a shit either.
>Let's deal with this later tomorrow and get some sleep.

This is a near future thing.
It's not like we have a time constraint
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>>1065474
>I mean, I'm open to see where this goes.

>Write-in
"Just let this shit happen, if it is going to happen. However, Flames you can ask right now and we can discourage her from perusing Chrysoula or something. Hell we could even help her if you want."
>>
I mean, I'm open to see where this goes, but Flames you can ask if you want to discourage her from going after Chrysoula or, even help her. I just don't care too much.

Listen... I trust Chrysoula, so I'll trust her judgement. It's a fucking confusing thing, and... Well... I mean, I'm... I don't know where I am. But I'll trust your judgement on this, alright?

Right...

This is... Really confusing honestly.

"Ren?"

You yawn... You feel like sleeping, but you are about to tumble...

Actions

>Get some sleep.. Even if it breaks the promise with Elizabeth.
>...You did mention bringing in another girl. Why not bring another girl in now?
>Hey... Not to worsen the mood, but I really want to talk to Gwynevere.
>Get your confusion out by tumbling Elizabeth.
>Write-In
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>>1065534
>Get your confusion out by tumbling Elizabeth.
>...You did mention bringing in another girl. Why not bring another girl in now?


Chrysoula, just for the heck of it.
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>>1065534
>...You did mention bringing in another girl. Why not bring another girl in now?
I don't know of any notable women we can bring except lorriana.
Maybe Vasura but that'd be risky for us.
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>>1065534
Tumble Elizabeth. We did say we would earlier.
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>>1065543
>Bringing chrysoula
...
I can support it if only for laughter
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"Elizabeth... How would you like to tumble with Chrysoula?"

"Your supporting Gwynevere? I mean... I thought you would help me convince her not to like Chrysoula."

"Well..."

>Convince her to let you tumble Chryosula and her?
>Come on. Does Gwynevere want it?
>Did I mention it would be fun?
>...Fine. I'm getting some sleep...
>Oh. Maybe you should convince Gwynevere not to lust after Chrysoula.
>Why don't I just get another girl then?
>Write-In
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>>1065578
>Write-In
"They are both essentially consenting adults. I have no problem with them dating so long as you don't mind.

I already asked flames and he is... undecided on the issue. So I feel it is fair to just do this and see how all this works out long term."
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>>1065578
>...how about just a good ol tumble between you and me
Who am I kidding. Anons are too lustful not to have a small orgy
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>>1065578
this >>1065595

>>1065596
I don't want to have a small orgy. It's just we said we'd get a woman for this.
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>>1065611
>orgy
>a wild party, especially one involving excessive drinking and unrestrained sexual activity.

That's a small orgy
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>>1065619
We're having a threesome

Saying 3 people is a small orgy is like saying 3 people is a small party.
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>>1065619
Also I'd like to point out it isn't a party.
There is no food, drink, nor entertainment outside of sex.

So it can't be an orgy
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>>1065631
>Party
>a group of people taking part in a particular activity or trip, especially one for which they have been chosen.
3's a party
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"Come on. They're both essentially consenting adults. No problem with htem dating so long as you don't mind. Flames is undecided, so I feel it's just fair to see how all works out all in the long term."

"Ren, this is a bit too much..."

Roll me a 1d20+2 if you can at least convince Liz to tumble her with you.

+2 for lustful arguments.
+2 if you can tell her why Chrysoula isn't that bad.
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Rolled 5 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1065642
So technically we have a small orgy with liz everytime the two of us have sex?
>Group
>a number of people or things that are located close together or are considered or classed together.

Two is a number

>>1065649
>Didn't we already tumble together before? And you enjoyed it didn't you? Besides chrysoula isn't that bad. She's kind relatively soft person.
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Rolled 11 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1065649
"I would point out that this is no different than any of the other times we have tumbled, given that any of the other head's of mine could watch if they wanted and your head will essentially be doing the same unless you give it control.

Anyhow, it's not like I am asking you to hand control of your body over to her. I decided on Chrysoula as I know she is someone you don't mind, that she is someone I enjoy and someone who is available.

Anyhow, don't you want to tumble her? She is a beautiful woman and I know you enjoy tumbling her..."
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>>1065668
>Le ebin orgy every day technic happy may may
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>>1065683
Really though are we going to start using logical fallacies?
I'd rather not be like a politician.
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>>1065692
>Le ebin logical fallacy may may
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11+6=17

Borderline Success!

"I would point out that this is no different than any of the other times we have tumbled, given that any of the other head's of mine could watch if they wanted and your head will essentially be doing the same... Besides, I'm not asking for you to hand control of your body over to her. She's someone you don't mind and is a beautiful woman..."

She sighs.

"I am not supporting my head dating anyone else, or even MENTIONING this outside of room, got it?"

"Alright, alright. I got it."

She sighs.

"...Get the cow, I guess."

You get up, and head to the basement... You see a resting Chrysoula, who looks up.

"Oh, hey Ren... It's rather late. Why are you here?"

Roll me a 1d20+5 if you can convince her to tumble you.

+3 if you can be quite lustful towards her.
+2 if you can use her assets?
+2 if you can give her convincing arguments.
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Rolled 2 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1065698
>Pic related
>>1065709
Just start fondling her chest.
Alot.
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Rolled 18 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1065709
"Well I was wondering if you wanted to join me and Liz for a tumble? As I think you would bring...a lot to the experience.

It is an excellent way to relax, which I feel both you and Liz could use after earlier events. Not to mention it's utility as a bonding experience."


Heat pats into stroking of hair then finally into groping of chest as this conversation continues.
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18+12=30

Great Success!

'Well, why don't you join me and Liz for a tumble? You'd really bring a lot to the... Experience, so to speak... It's an excellent way to relax, which I feel both you and Liz could use after earlier events, not to mention it's utility as a bonding experience..."

You pat her on the head... Stroking her fur... And grope her huge breasts as this goes along.

"Sure. Thanks for letting me redeem myself to Liz."

"No problem... Now, come on."

She gets up, and you take her to bed...

Roll me a 1d20+6 to tumble a minotauress and a half-dragon. (-3 from the difficulty of this)

+3 if you can think of lustful things for Elizabeth and Chrysoula to do.
+2 if you can bust out a more strong form than your half dragon form.
+2 if you can think of kinky things to do.
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Rolled 16 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1065739
Just use a smaller dragon form for Liz and Dragotaur for chrysoula.

And play with their chests a good bit.
>>
16+10=26

Alright Success!

You give a huge tumble to Chrysoula and Elizabeth, both enjoy it greatly...

It goes on for a while, and eventually you stop, thinking that they've had enough.
Neither of them really want you to stop though.

Roll me a 1d20+7 to continue tumbling.

+2 if you can say dirty things to Elizabeth and Chryosula.
+2 if you can think of more lustful things to do.
+2 if you can also tell Elizabeth and Chrysoula just how much you love them.
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Rolled 2 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1065779
>I love you both so much as much as you'll love this,
Some making out should work.

>Now come on say you love it. Say it loud.
>>
Allowing samefagging if you can tell them how much you love them.
>>
Rolled 20 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1065847
We'd fight dozens of armies. Search the deepest abysses. Fight the most perilous of foes. For them
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>>1065855
Oh the meme rears it's head again.
Thanks based quoth curse

>Inb4 all these 20s are tzeentch's doing.
Because only tzeentch can fuck with our rolls iirc.
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>>1065855
>Qouth screams eternally
>>
>>1065847
"I will sing your beauty to the heavens and to all who will listen. Without you, the world would be that little bit duller. That little bit less full and rewarding to live in."
>>
Critical Success!

You give them such a tumble that your fairly sure they'll both remember, easily. They seem to be having an amazing time, and neither one wants you to stop for a good long while.

After a bit, Elizabeth and Chrysoula seem to be tiring down... With the sweet sound of Quoth yelling the background.

Roll me a 1d20+8 to see if you can continue this.

+3 if you can think of fun things to do with them.
+2 if you can compliment both of their breasts.
>>
Rolled 18 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1066010
Motorboat them.

Call their breasts soft and supple.
>>
>>1066010
Oh I forgot to as.
Are nobel prizes a thing in this history?
Also did gandhi get a nobel peace prize?
Since he wasn't assassinated?
>>
Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1066010
>>
>>1066031
Yes, anons could in theory get them, if they weren't hated/feared by the international community.

You can't help but dig your face into them... God, you love being yourself.

You compliment their beautiful breasts, and after even more tumbling, you see the first light of day outside... Holy shit.

After a bit more tumbling, Chrysoula begins to get a bit rowdy, and the bed begins to creak under you, Elizabeth, and Chrysoula's weight.

Roll me a 1d20+6 to see if you can save the bed.

+2 if you can get Chrysoula to be a bit less rowdy so you don't break the bed.
+3 if you can think of another thing to do besides sex... Like cuddle or something in order to save the bed.
+2 if you can tell plenty of compliments to your wives. (3 please.)
>>
Rolled 3 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1066054
Aren't the Nobel peace prizes hold in Sweden though? Alexander Nobel was Swedish after all.
>>
Rolled 11 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1066054
Has our PR been going up lately?
I feel like it should have.

>That was wonderful. You both are great women, wonderful lovers and amazing wives.

And yes just cuddle with them and turn on the ice aura. Should get chrysoula to move to cuddling.
>>1066066
Yes they are held in sweden.
>>
11+13=24

Minor Success!

Huh. I didn't actually know that anons.

>>1066071
Yeah. Keep in mind outside of your dragon form, you just aren't really widely known too much in your half-dragon, human, etc forms... Recongizable by experts and people who watch the TV a lot, but not your average guy.

"That was... Wonderful. You both are great women... Wonderful lovers... And amazing wives."

You go to cuddle with them as you turn on your ice aura... And you begin to sleep ontop of Chrysoula's nice round breasts, as a sort of giant pillow, and with Elizabeths' breasts as a back up one...

You pass out.

After a few hours you wake up... Elizabeth seems to be gone, but Chrysoula seems to be hugging you tightly...

Your bed however has collapsed in the middle of the night. Oh well... You decide to send for a better one later anyways.

After a bit Elizabeth comes back in, bearing you a large plate of delicious food she cooked herself... Delicious.

You find yourself in a very good mood from last night. (+1 for all actions today!)

Of course, Elizabeth seems... Sated after that, and no longer as lustful as she has been for the past few days. Perhaps she just needed to get it out of her system. And she missed you, probably.

Of course, Chrysoula cuddles with you a bit more, still extremely tired. She's not a very big morning person... Elizabeth also seems to have brought her a salad too. How nice...

"So... Ren?"

"What?"

"I was planning about asking if you had any intentions to visit your son Viktor... Unofficially of course. You know... For father-son bonding? You know how it is."

"Elizabeth..."

"Ren... Please?"

She looks at you with kind, loving eyes.

"Please?"

"Well... Today?"

"Soon, Ren. I'm not expecting you to drop everything... By the way, I think the last two eggs are going to hatch soon."

"Really? How can you tell?"

"Mother's intitution... Also because the servants have reported noises coming from them."

"Oh."

She gives you a kiss on the face.

"Please? I did just help you have sex with a minotaur."

"Help me?"

"I'm not going to say "have sex with", that's just a disgusting word. I'd never have sex with a minotaur."

Ah. Wordplay...

Actions

>...Liz, come on. You and Chrysoula had a ton of fun last night with me.
>...Why don't we continue the fun?
>...Hey, thanks for the food. It really does mean a lot.
>...I'll see about talking to my son, ok?
>...So... How's Gwynevere doing? I'd assume she's happy?
>Write-In
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>>1066154
Anyways, I'm going to get some sleep now.
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>>1066154
>...I'll see about talking to my son, ok?
>...So... How's Gwynevere doing?
I assume she didn't actually get in on the action since Liz didn't give her direct control like with us and Flames some times.
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>>1066154
>...I'll see about talking to my son, ok?
>...So... How's Gwynevere doing? I'd assume she's happy?
We could probably increase our PR by improving medicine and modernizing it.
>>1066161
G'night.
>>
Welp, I lied for a bit apparently.

"I'll see about talking to my son."

"Great. Thank you Ren."

"So... How's Gwyenvere doing?"

"She's... Well, she's good... But she says that there's a mis-communication."

"Really?"

"...Well... I think she just wanted to tumble Chrysoula. Not this strange romance thing your talking about."

"Really?"

"Well, that's what she claims."

"...So it was a tease or a spur of the moment?"

She sighs.

"...I'm honestly not sure. Gwyenevere is... Well, Gwynevere."

Actions

>Well... So it was a passing sort of thing? Spur of the moment?
>Honestly, I don't believe her...
>Well, if that's what she wants.
>...Who do you think she likes anyways?
>How's she been acting?
>...To be honest I was kinda hoping you and Chrysuola would make out. Just saying. Lesbians are hot.
>Write-In
>>
>>1066204
>How's she been acting?
>Well if that's what she says.
Okay so make potions and get past the mesopause.
Seems like the two most immediate things.
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>>1066204
Let's talk to Gwynevere ourselves. Have Liz sprout her second head and talk to her.
>>
"Well... Why don't I talk to Gwynevere?"

"Really? Well, sure."

She grows her second head.

"Oh, hi Ren! Can I help you?"

"So... You've lost interest in Chrysoula?"

She shakes her head.

"I thought she was cute... Which she is, and adorable, but I'm not really... Well, I don't really... Well, I just think it's a little weird."

"Why?"

"I mean, we're your wife if that makes sense... I don't want a girlfriend or boyfriend, I'm perfectly fine with you Ren, ok?"

"Really?"

"Ren, I've only known you for a month, but Liz loves you and that's good enough for me. I'm not going to make her do anything lesbian or bisexual unless SHE wants to do it."

"Oh.'

"...Just uh... Can we not tell Chrysoula I like her though? I mean, I still want her to think I hate her. If she knows I hate her. If that makes sense. Which it doesn't."

She blushes a bit.

"...I mean, she's cute, ok? In her little savage way with the burping, lack of clothes, public indecency, shyness... I just really don't want this to be a big deal just because I like someone."

"Oh."

She gives you a kiss on the nose.

"Please? I don't want this to be a big deal, or a situation, or even a problem. Can we just forget I said anything?' She says, innocently.

Actions

>Why do you like Chrysoula anyways?
>Hey... Technically speaking we aren't married Gwyenevere. I think. The rules are a little weird.
>...Gwyn, come on. You should really toughen up.
>...Hey, Liz... At least your head doesn't want a boyfriend or a girlfriend.
>...I don't even think Chrysoula knows you exist, to be honest.
>...Hey, don't worry about it. If you don't want this to be a big deal or a problem, alright.
>...Well... Liz? I mean, if you feel anything towards Chryosula, now's the time to come out about it.
>Write-In
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>>1066255
>...Hey, Liz... At least your head doesn't want a boyfriend or a girlfriend.
>Write-In
"That is the most adorable way of saying no I have ever seen, but yeah I won't tell her unless you change your mind or something important happens.

Also, technically we aren't married. Seeing as you are arguably a separate person from Liz but if it makes you happy I'll accept it.

I want to tell you though...Chrys is almost certainly unaware of your existence. Given that no one has mentioned it to her but if you want I could arrange something.

Hell maybe next time you go shopping Liz you could go as a half dragon so she can also interact with Chrys?"
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"Hey, Liz... At least your head doesn't want a boyfriend or a girlfriend."

"Well... In a sense."

"Well, either way... That is the most adorable way of saying no I have ever seen, but yeah I won't tell her unless you change your mind or something important happens. Also, technically we aren't married. Seeing as you are arguably a separate person from Liz but if it makes you happy I'll accept it. I want to tell you though...Chrys is almost certainly unaware of your existence. Given that no one has mentioned it to her but if you want I could arrange something easily. You know what? Hell, Liz? How about the next time you go shopping you take Gwynevere along for the ride? It'd be cute, certainly."

"Yeah... Well, can we come up with excuses why she couldn't wear a bra? Or does some adorable thing? She's really cute when she's shy and nervous..."

"I see."

"...But we have the superior rack. I am not interested in her goods."

"Surely you are not."

"Of course not..."

She gives a wink to you, and you give a wink back at her.

"Hey uh... I have a question."

"What is it?"

"Well... I mean if you do actually want to be married to me. I guess."

"Really?"{/red]

"I mean, I thought I was married to you because I'm attached to Liz."

"Well, yeah..."

"I mean, if you don't like me we don't have to be married... But uh, I mean... I'm ok if we're not."

"Really?"

"I mean... I guess? But if we get married, can we have a cake?"

"Really?"

"That is my only demand. Cake."

"...Why?'

"I erh... I've never tasted it and I'm a bit curious." She says.

Actions

>How couldn't I get married to someone as adorable as you? Sure!
>...Well, I can easily get you a cake. Not sure on the marriage part.
>I think it's best that we just don't marry. You kinda have an interest in my wife... And that's good enough.
>...Well, your attached to my wife's head, and you clearly expect me to agree. So sure.
>Give her a headpat?
>Write-In
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>>1066292
>How couldn't I get married to someone as adorable as you? Sure!

Liz's descent into polygamy continues
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>>1066292
>Give her a headpat?
>How couldn't I get married to someone as adorable as you? Sure!
This is adorable.
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"Come on. How couldn't I get married to someone as adorable as you? Sure!"

You give her a pat on her scaled head, which is rather soft. She blushes a bit.

"Thanks. Can I have a cake now?"

"Later, ok?"

"Alright."

She gives you a kiss on your nose. So you give her a kiss on her nose as well.

This goes on for five minutes.

"So... Did you like our food?" Elizabeth says.

"I love it whenever the two of you make something. It tastes delicious, Liz."

"Thanks." Both of them say at the same time. You of course give both of them a pat on the head.

"So uh, Ren?" Gwynevere says...

"What?"

"You know Liz wants more children right?"

"Gwynevere!"

"What? You did after all tell Ren about Chrysoula. I'm going to tell him about you wanting more kids."

"Really now?"

"Well, Gwynevere has an interest in boobs apparently. She can't help but want me to show off."

"Come on, it's really cute the way they stare at us! Besides, you don't mind, do you Ren?"

Both of them are cutely feuding over this. Huh.

Actions

>Well, I'm not sure if I do want more kids Liz...
>I'd be happy to provide you with as many children as you want Liz.
>...Liz, I would like it if you can keep those breasts under control, ok? Don't show it off so much. (Liz will try to stop using her breasts in charisma bonuses)
>Liz, I don't really mind, ok?
>...Well, if it helps with PR and lets me see your breasts in the morning... I'm perfectly ok with it.
>Write-In for other opinions.
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>>1067042
>Write-In for other opinions.
"Liz is her own individual and we should respect her wishes. However what you do with her body in the unlikely event she gives you control is another matter entirely.

As to my opinion, I am neutral leaning towards disliking it. It is technically sinful but so long as you are doing good by it, I suppose no harm can come of it."
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Going to wait for another vote or two.
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Gonna bump.
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Welp, since it seems like no one's responding and I'll be busy for a few hours...


"Liz is her own individual and we should respect her wishes. However what you do with her body in the unlikely event she gives you control is another matter entirely. As to my opinion, I am neutral leaning towards disliking it. It is technically sinful but so long as you are doing good by it, I suppose no harm can come of it."

"Oh."

"Anyways..."

You give a pat to Elizabeth's head.

"So, anything else?"

"Well, not really Ren. I think that's really it."

"Oh."

You begin to get up, and give Chrysoula a nice little squeeze on her breast. She giggles a bit in her sleep, and you give a kiss to Elizabeth.

"Well... I'm going to work a bit more. Love you."

You go down stairs to work on the rocket, and send a slave to get Lorriana and Renexizia.
Elizabeth also seems to be in an amazing mood, as once in a while she comes down to ask if anyone wants snacks or anything.
How nice.
You of course ask if she can go out to get you a burger and a soda, and she seems alright with it.

Roll me a 1d20+6 to work on a rocket.

+3 if you can be sexual and forward with Elizabeth a bit when she comes back.
+2 if you can also compliment her and Gwynevere when she gets back.
+2 if you can shittalk Flames about his wife breaking your bed.
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Anons?
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>>1067640
Sorry I was just asleep for for odd hours and I will possibly be busy for quite some time.
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Rolled 16 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1067443
Give her a slap on the ass and a intimate kiss before thanking her.


"You two are a light of civilisation to me and make me a better man-dragon-thing."


"Flames, your girl so fat, that it wasn't the aggressive sex, the many partners OR the huge dragon that broke it...just her by herself.

Clearly we will need to make one out of dragon-steel. It might last a little while longer."
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>>1067856
That should have been +13 not +10
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Rolled 17 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1067443
I'm back from daily obligations
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>>1067443
Wait hold on...
Is that +6 a +5 plus the +1 we got today?
So it's our int modifier no?
So shouldn't it be like +8?
Since we have 8 int?
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Rolled 11 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1067443
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Back anons.

Wait, hold on. Let me do the math.

(-2) from the difficulty.
+7 from Intelligence
+1 from doing SCIENCE in Kobold Form.
+1 from event.

So it's actually a +7 anon.

17+13=30

Great Success!

Elizabeth eventually comes back with quite a bit of food, and bends over to hand it to you while your in your kobold form... So of course you slap her right on the ass to her amusement, before jumping up to give her a kiss on the mouth. She seems a bit confused, embarrased, and pats you on the head... Which disorients you actually, causing you to fall on the ground.
She of course finds this adorable.

"You know, the two of you are a light of civilisation to me and make me a better dragon. You know that, right?"

She smiles and kisses you, before going off.

So of course you insult Flames in your mind, who is a bit angered.
Just a bit.

Khorne also helps you out by calling Flames a "fat fuck" too.

The rocket seems to go very well, and you realize that there might be a small problem... You need something to generate thrust while in space. Up that high you might not exactly get too much from rocket fuel alone...

Roll me a 1d20+7 for SCIENCE!

+3 if you can think of ideas on how to generate momentum in SPESS.
+2 if you can continue to insult Chrysoula's weight.
+2 if you can also find more excuses for Elizabeth to come down here. Mostly so you can kiss her and slap her right on the ass.
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>>1068418
AND OF COURSE AFTER DOING THE MATH I FORGOT TO ADD THE BONUS.

It's actually a 17+14=31.
Which means it's an Amazing Success anons.
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Rolled 2 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1068418
I think explosions can make momentum.
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Rolled 4 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1068423
>Was right all along
Kek
>>1068418
>How to generate momentum in space.
You mean turning and such?
We could add vents with pressurized gas for turning and altering trajectory.

Tell Liz we need some books from our library.
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Rolled 14 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>1068418
Well, we could look the following methods of propulsion in order of difficulty, from easy to hard;

1) Chemical engine, traditional and already existing tech. Cheap, reliable but rather inefficient. Decent mix of thrust and fuel efficiency. Does suffer from heat build up in craft over time.

2) Ion propulsion. Theoretical tech which has a higher fuel efficiency but far lower thrust. Requires a large amount of electricity to work but generates less heat as a general rule.

3) Nuclear engines. High-ish fuel efficiency and slightly low thrust. Generates large amounts of heat and radiation. Is very risky to make use of without significant safety measures.

4) "Alcubiere drive" Manipulation of space-time to propel a craft. Immensely power intensive, highly theoretical and with little real world examples.


"So if the gravity of the moon is about an eighth of the earth, is your girlfriend only slightly overweight there?"


Liz should be here, so she can give us the money she owes us as part of the bet when we get to spess.
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>>1068539
That second one seems feasible.
We have renexuim which is about as good as nuclear energy.
Though eventually folding space time will become a necessity.
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>>1068554
Folding space time has huge benefits since it avoids having to spend your life "pushing the speed of light" to use a lyric from a sci-fi song.

It does have some... questionable possibilities assuming we try to weaponize it. God knows how though.


The other systems have their benefits, Nuclear engines are a very effective way of moving stuff. Assuming that it doesn't need to keep the crew alive (and thus carry a huge shield of lead) or something.

Ion engines are quite cheap to refuel since you would traditionally use ionised hydrogen. Which given the contents of asteroids and comets would allow us to refuel in space with a very simplistic method.

You would only need a electrolysis reaction, (powered by Renexuim?) fed with water to get fuel and oxygen for your crew or for conventional rocket engines. Depending on your oxidiser.
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If we're talking about nuclear energy, I just want to bring up thorium and mention that it's awesome.

Video related
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jjM9E6d42-M
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>>1068621
Yeah, it is a great substance which we really need to make more use of as a civilisation. Both in real life and in game.


Can I just state that I am glad that my nation is investing in a new large nuclear complex? Rather than sticking their heads in the sand? I mean sure the Chinese will be involved but they have been pretty good to us so far.
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14+14=28

Good Success!

You decide to settle on an Ion propulsion system... Lorriana seems interested in the idea, but does say that sounds a little... Advanced so to speak. You decide to start out with something easy. a chemical engine... And you add some vents with pressurized gas for turning and altering.

You also get Elizabeth down so you can hit on here while you work... And so if you win the bet you can get the money.

Anons, you are very close to being done with the rocket!

You also ask a theoretical question to Flames about his wife's weight, which offends him even more. You get a rather good laugh out of it.

Roll me a 1d20+7 to work further.

+2 if you want to come up with a name for your first rocket, and it's purpose.
+2 if you can hit on your wife lustfully while you work, and compliment her.
+2 if you can continue to insult Flames by insulting his wife's weight, or how crude she can be, not wearing clothes, etc.
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So what do we put in this rocket anons?
A satellite?
A doggo?
A person?

Also what naming theme do we go for?
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Rolled 8 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1068640
Let's just name it Apollo since the Americans haven't taken it yet and it work well with something that's traveling the stars.
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Rolled 6 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1068640
How about the wandering drake?
And have it launch a satellite into orbit.
Maybe it repeats something like a latin phrase?

>So flames I've realized if we take chrysoula to space we don't have to worry about her crushing the furniture.

And tell liz
>The only thing that burns hotter than this rockets engine is my love for you/
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Rolled 10 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1068640
I have detailed the name and purpose elsewhere in this post.

"I wonder if the beauty of this world from space would compare to your beauty."

"Which reminds me flames, the mutagens I have given your wife would work wonders for the farming industry. Literally bigger cows for every farmer..."


>>1068660
We should name the "families" of rockets after gods and then individual examples after our children. Then after we run out of those we will have to come up with a new name scheme, or more children.


>>1068666
I think Hermes would be better. Especially since the logical thing to do with this would be either a camera or a radio message to the world.
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>>1068704
So call it the Hermes class?
And what child?
I'd say renexizia first since she helped make it.

Hermes Class Renexizia 1?
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>>1068704
>>1068713
Hermes is the Greek god and naming it after his Roman equivalent Mercury might sound a bit odd considering there's a planet named that.
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>>1068713
Essentially yeah. In the same way as you have a class or version of ship and then the actual ship's specific name.


Still that will work as a name. Now all we need is to give this a cute name that works well for song writing like "Sputnik".

What do you think the american reaction will be to us beating them to space. Should we hold a press conference and just act like we did this on a whim over the weekend or do we act as if we were doing it before the Americans and they are the imitators.
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>>1068745
Depends on the message we want to send.
Do we want to say that we can do anything they can faster and better?
Or that we were at the forefront of thought and planned this long before them?
>>1068740
Dragon names are still an option.
Drake class?


But naming the ship class after a planet isn't that bad.
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>>1068745
Well it's not like they've been in a space race with the soviets at least.

>>1068772
Too many dragons imo

We already have stuff like the drake cannon
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>>1068772
Well, if we imply we are able to do it faster then the Americans will either pull back and admit defeat (unlikely), ask to work together (possible) or will step up their efforts (most likely).

If we imply we have some master plan or are prepared or preparing for everything, then we will make our position on the world stage seem unassailable.


Either of these will see nations flock to our banner and will see us become a true super power. Since we will have out done the current one in some way; we will throw down the gauntlet and they will duel us in this arena of science.
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>>1068797
>Too many dragons.
Kek.

Could call it the Proto Class Renexizia 1.

Proto for prototype.
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>>1068819
I think we should imply we can do it faster.
The actual time we spent working on it was small.

Plus if we start a science war and win...

New list...
>Improve infrastructure empire wide.
>Make new business for money
>Improve standard of living through tech
>To the moon
>Railguns.
And bullet trains would be nice.

Also remember that stephan hawkings is a young one right now in britain iirc.
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>>1068822
At that point why not name it after it's purpose.


Hell let's call it "Ambition", path-finder or "Primus gradus" (Latin for "first step")
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>>1068853
Primus gradus?

That is a very good name.

We can call that the class for the first rockets we build then change when we get more advanced models no?
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>>1068845
Actually I was going to say we should get round to intervening in Iran or wherever that one guy is from. Since it will give us control over more of the worlds oil which is, as we know, like having a more effective and usable nuke.

We should wait on recruiting hawking. Until his illness develops to a certain degree and then we move in, giving him mobility back. Makes him indebted to us.
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>>1068866
I can settle on Primus gradus. Clearly though we will have to name whatever craft we equip with a bunch of miracle tech "giant leap" in Latin.
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You decide to call the rocket Primus Gradus... It's rather basic.

It is about thirty feet tall, and can carry a small cargo of up to 30 pounds, and can go as far as Ethopia if you wanted it to "deliver" something. You predict you can't really get it into a stable orbit, but a limited unstable orbit for a day if you were lucky...

It is ready to fire, in addition.

At this point development will cost money, time, and effort.

Your treasury is 28$ Million, with 28$ Million on hold if you can do some "democratic reformation".

Actions

>Try to get your rocket bigger so it can hold heavier objects of up to maybe 70 pounds? (Cost: 25$ Million)
>Try to increase the fuel amount so it can go father! (Cost: 15$ Million)
>...You need someway to pilot it... But you'd rather not have so- Wait a minute! See if you can use a computer to get more accurate readings, optimization, and other minor things! And maybe make it pilotable from the ground? (Cost: 5$ Million!)
>Install some flight controls for a pilot? (Cost: 5$ Million)
>Maybe you can have somesort of... Satillite it can shoot up. As a detachment... Hm. It could be very useful. (Cost: 35$ Million, and you can now shoot satelites up into orbit with this rocket!)
>...You need some more money. See about getting some "democratic change" going on.
>Eh... That's enough you think.
>Write-In for other ideas!
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>>1068985
>...You need someway to pilot it... But you'd rather not have so- Wait a minute! See if you can use a computer to get more accurate readings, optimization, and other minor things! And maybe make it pilotable from the ground? (Cost: 5$ Million!)
>Maybe you can have somesort of... Satillite it can shoot up. As a detachment... Hm. It could be very useful. (Cost: 35$ Million, and you can now shoot satelites up into orbit with this rocket!)
>...You need some more money. See about getting some "democratic change" going on.

I already mentioned an idea for that.
Democracy I mean.
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>>1068985
>...You need someway to pilot it... But you'd rather not have so- Wait a minute! See if you can use a computer to get more accurate readings, optimization, and other minor things! And maybe make it pilotable from the ground? (Cost: 5$ Million!)


Didn't we win like 35 million thanks to Liz and oil or am I wrong.
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>>1069037
28 million with a .5 million monthly payment.

And we need to enact meaningless democratic shit before we get it.
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>>1069046
I thought we got 35 million from the oil and 28 from "democratic change"
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>>1069061
No the original offer was 25 million.
We went back and forth and got it to 28 if we enact democratic change.
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You decide to enact some "democratic changes" with the idea Elizabeth tells you about. Seems fair enough.

With the League of Representives set up, which is mostly voted in by citizens, and are responsible for popularity polls and to listen to complaints.

After a bit of waiting, the Swiss Bank calls and sends you the money, which you promptly spend on the rocket...

You predict it will take three months for these upgrades to get applied.

Of course, with that done you seem to be getting a call from Viktor...

Actions

>Answer it, of course!
>Eh... Not right now.
>Write-in
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>>1069178
>Answer it, of course!
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>>1069178
>Answer it, of course!
I think we can tell viktor we are gonna stop on by soon.

So what should the satellite broadcast?
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>>1069188
"Greetings from the Swedish empire's space program. This transmission is being broadcast via a artificial orbiting body.

Your move world. Your move America."


Remove the america part if we want to be non-confrontational with the Americans.
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>>1069202
Be confrontational then add.
"Oh yes Viktor you're family says high."

Mentioning viktor to troll the shit out of him
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You decide to answer the phone...

"Viktor?"

"Hey. I'm checking in to see if you got my gifts."

"Oh, yeah, I did. Thanks for them."

"No problem... I forget about your birthday, so sorry about that. Mind if I ask what you think of the diplomat?"

"Well, I haven't met him yet."

"Please don't eat any more diplomats, ok? I have a hard time actually encouraging people to go to Sweden."

"Wait, you know?"

"...Well, I have the CIA, don't I?"

"...So you had a foreign intelligence service on my soil?"

"I know, I know. You don't like it. I got that, but missing diplomats are a bad thing. And it's really hard to say to the families "Sorry! But a diplomat kinda pissed off my dad and is digesting slowly! Have a pleasant day!"

"Viktor..."

"Can you at least eat the incompetent ones? I actually have a surprising list of corrupt and incompetents I'm completely fine with you eating."

"Really?"

"Can you eat least give me a heads up so I don't have the CIA and diplomatic corp breathing down my neck to investigate? Because every time they find out you ate some diplomat I need to lay some people off and give huge retirement funds to them so they stay silent... If you can just tell me ahead of time, that'd be nice."

Actions

>I'm surprised you take me eating your diplomats so well, honestly.
>I can give you a heads up, no problem.
>Well, if this new diplomat behaves, I probably won't eat him.
>...Can you actually send that list of corrupt and incompetent politicans? I can make them disappear, so to speak. (+Increased Relations with Viktor.)
>...I'm surprised your not yelling at me or frustrated.
>...Hey, come on. Eating diplomats is an ancient draconic tradition.
>Don't worry, I'll give you a heads up, alright?
>Write-In
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>>1069334
>I can give you a heads up, no problem.
>...Can you actually send that list of corrupt and incompetent politicans? I can make them disappear, so to speak. (+Increased Relations with Viktor.)
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>>1069334
>I can give you a heads up, no problem.
>...Can you actually send that list of corrupt and incompetent politicans? I can make them disappear, so to speak. (+Increased Relations with Viktor.)

Eating corrupt officials should be every leaders duty
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>>1069334
>I can give you a heads up, no problem.
>...Can you actually send that list of corrupt and incompetent politicans? I can make them disappear, so to speak. (+Increased Relations with Viktor.)
And people said we didn't need our own intelligence service,
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>>1069360
>>1069361
>>1069367
Our hive-mind grows stronger...
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>>1069390
Kek.

So can we work on our intelligence branch?
Foreign spies on our soil is the kind of shit I've been worrying about.

And spies are good for dealing with terrorists and getting information covertly.
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"I can give you a heads up, no problem. But can you actually send that list of corrupt and incompetent politicans? I can make them disappear, so to speak."

"Really? Well, thanks... The first one is a rather fat human from Kentucky... He's running for congress on making fried chicken illegal because of "health concerns" or something."

"...Really?"

"He's an idiot who eats too much fast food... Also, I like my fried chicken thank you very much. I'll make sure to send him to Sweden as "encouraging foreign support", alright?"

"Got it."

"When he's taken care of I'll send the next one. Thanks by the way, dad. It's nice to work together."

"Anytime, Viktor."

"Speaking of working together... I was curious, did you want to get in a non-aggression pact?"

"Really?"

"Well, you are my dad, and consider this... Under the table, so to speak. No one else needs to know, basically."

"Really?"

"Of course, dad... Also so I can discreetly visit once in a while to say hi to mom and the family."

Actions

>Sure! I don't see why not.
>Eh... Why don't you give me something to consider it?
>Sorry, but no.
>Write-In
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>>1069440
>Sure! I don't see why not.
Should we ask him to come in three months so he can be there personally for the press conference?
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>>1069440
>Sure! I don't see why not.

In presidential news, Donald Trump has put back the bust of Winston Churchill in the White House that Obama took down.
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>>1069440
>Sure! I don't see why not.


>>1069460
Why in gods name was it taken down in the first place? It seems like something I would have heard about...
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>>1069474
It was replaced with a bust of MLK. When I'm not quite sure.
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We should dig up information on that one party, Dracona Firma or what ever it was called. We were going to but got derailed. They killed several of our spies if I remember right.
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>>1069496
Okay, I can see why Obama would do that but can't he just get an additional stand for another bust? I mean it's not like it would be expensive or anything...
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>>1069460
He took that down?

I didn't even know that.

"Sure! I don't see why not."

"Thanks dad, it really means a lot... Say, anything new?"

"Well, you have two new siblings... Aulus and Deven."

"Really? I can't wait to meet them then, tell them I said hi then. How's mom doing?"

"Great, actually."

"Great. So... I heard we got a dog. Called Blondi, I think. Mom told me a bit... Erh, what breed is it anyways?"

Actions

>I prefer to keep that to myself.
>...Well, to be precise, it's a demon. Of Khorne.
>Erh... A dreadnaught?
>...He's not really the family dog. I just don't really bring him out that much.
>You know, you should really take Blondi out once in a while. Just so he has something to do.
>Write-In
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>>1069524
They did.
Note:Get better spies
We could probably do it too.
iirc the youth is fanatical.
>>1069534
>...Well, to be precise, it's a demon. Of Khorne.
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>>1069529
Maybe, just maybe Boris Johnson was right and Obama has a inherent hatred for Britain and British culture.

>>1069534
>...He's not really the family dog. I just don't really bring him out that much.
>Although it looks like a German Shepard

>>1069541
I'm sure Liz could get in their pretty well.
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>>1069564
Yeah but I also want an actual intelligence agency.
It'd in general make things easier.

Especially when satellites become more commonplace.
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>>1069567
I think the closest thing we have to that is the inquisition
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>>1069582
So we basically don't have one.
I think the inquisition is for removing heresy and conversion.
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>>1069602
We could turn the inquisition into our intelligence agency. They have the potential for it but need to be built upon.
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>>1069602
We do have spies, they just report directly to us rather than to a centralised agency.
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>>1069621
And even then the number is limiting.
So should we centralize it?
It'd make expanding easier.
As well as recruitment and such.
>>1069620
Then we'd need to make them less religious.
More loyalty to us than God.
iirc amaya is still a christian.
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>>1069643
Indeed. In this instance it may actually be wise to purge the inquisition of many of it members, particularly the more Christian ones. Although if I recall, we did change them when we overthrew the pope. That or just the Swiss guard.
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>>1069676
Turn them from
>Inquisition
To
>Imperial Intelligence.
Though that'd probably be harder than making a separate organization.
And harder than converting liz.

It'd be easier to make a separate organization and use it to take down and absorb the inquisition
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"Well, he's not really the family dog. But he looks like a german shepard."

You decide to leave out the "khornate" part..

"So anyways... I heard you got a second wife. Mind if I ask who she is?"

Actions

>Well, she's a vampire, to be specific...
>...Eh, she's just a mage. A little dark for one though, just saying.
>Speaking of wives... Do you have one?
>Well, I have three wives, counting Chrysoula.
>Write-in
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>>1069747
Does viktor know julius is a vampire?

>Well, she's a vampire, to be specific...
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>>1069747
>Speaking of wives... Do you have one?

Has Liz developed a cure for vampirism yet? She's been doing that and really got into it since we were last in Warhammer Fantasy
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"Well, she's a vampire, to be specific... Speaking of wives, do you have one at all?"

"Me? Well, you and I know I'm way too busy to actually go out and romance someone. I have a presidency to handle."

Actions

>Try to convince him to take some time off and find someone he likes?
>Give him suggestions for what race he might like?
>Well, I just hope you find someone you like being with.
>Eh... Well, it's you. Not my place to judge.
>You don't have to work all the time, you know.
>I should get going. I'll see you later.
>Why don't you come over here later?
>Why don't I go to the White House and see what you've been up to?
>Write-in
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>>1069847
>Well, I just hope you find someone you like being with.
>You don't have to work all the time, you know.
>I might visit you in a short while. See you son.

Okay so we start working on gauss rifles and railguns now?
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>>1069847
>Eh... Well, it's you. Not my place to judge.
>Well, I just hope you find someone you like being with.


>Viktor actually focuses on managing his country and doesn't have pointless relationships with tens of women
God bless him.
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>>1069847
>Eh... Well, it's you. Not my place to judge.
>Well, I just hope you find someone you like being with.
>Why don't I go to the White House and see what you've been up to?
>Write-in
"We could discuss who want to own where and our plans. So we can avoid stepping on each other's feet."


>>1069868
Nope, now we work on enhancements to our agriculture, industry and other such areas. From a strong foundation, build a strong castle.
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>>1069903
Well I mentioned an idea for a potion business to take advantage of our strong knowledge of alchemy.
>>1069896
>Literally works all day with no one to really talk to or spend time with
Sounds depressing.
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>>1069932
>Le ebin wage slave may may
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"Well, it's you. I just hope you find someone you like being with... I might actually visit you in a while, so I'll see you later son... But why don't we discuss who wants to own where and our plans? So we can avoid stepping on each other's feet."

"Hm... Sure. I don't see why not. Anyways, I'll see you... I'll call you when I send the incompetent over."

"Got it."

"Anyways, when did you want me to come over? Please don't forget like last time."

Actions

>How about tomorrow?
>Eh... I'll call you about it.
>A month?
>How about a week?
>Write-In
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>>1070009
>How about tomorrow?
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>>1070009

>How about tomorrow?

I have two propositions.
As mentioned alchemy.

But also if we improve the quality of our fast food places the money it makes goes up.


So OP how is our recently implemented movement to help the homeless going?
How's it being received?
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I'll be back in a bit anons, I just don't feel too good.

Feel free to discuss.
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>>1070115
Get well
Also
>Actual discussion happening
Kek.
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Welp, I think I'm sick because I just threw up and feel a lot better now.

'Well, how about tommorow?"

"Wait, really? Well, I mean, sure. I don't see why not."

"Great. I'll see you later."

You hang up, and you decide what your next long-term project will be...

>Railguns!
>Lasers! Maybe Renexium can make lasers! That would be cool.
>You should advance your computers a little...
>Mutagens? They're easy to make if you know how to do it.
>...Hm... Well, you know, why don't you look into improving your fast food's cooking quality? Inventing high-tech shit... That sort of thing.
>Look into using Renexium as a fuel source?
>Write-In for other major projects.
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>>1070199
>Look into using Renexium as a fuel source?


It makes everything else so much easier.
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>>1070199
>Look into using Renexium as a fuel source?
You think we could sell energy?

Also we need to desi