>>1057919

Cont
What do I do?
[] Call Jessie and see if she wants to hang out/fight
[] Ask the girl gardening if she'd like my help
[] go into the forest and test/show off my strength to no one 1d20+might
[] Wake Yvette up and see if she's up for anything
[] Call sis, and see if she wants to do something today
[] head to the city proper, and have some fun there
[] Just wander around, chewing on my root/ smoking a cig
[] Bully one of the tougher girls, to try and start a fight
[] Break into Rowen's room to see if she wants wants to apologize for how annoying she was/is
[] Just hang out here, and maybe try to make a new friend?
[] Go swimming in the river 1d20+durability
[] write in

>>1057924
>[] Call sis, and see if she wants to do something today
>[] head to the city proper, and have some fun there
Hi Headmaster.

>>1057924
>[] Wake Yvette up and see if she's up for anything
>[] Call sis, and see if she wants to do something today
>[] Break into Rowen's room to see if she wants wants to apologize for how annoying she was/is

>>1057924
>[] Call Jessie and see if she wants to hang out/fight
>[] Call sis, and see if she wants to do something today
>[] head to the city proper, and have some fun there

>>1057924
>[] Call Jessie and see if she wants to hang out/fight
>[] Call sis, and see if she wants to do something today
>[] head to the city proper, and have some fun there

>>1057924
Btw HM, I think I found May's theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ySfOU2dnwk
What'cha think?

Hmmm, Well my sister's in town, I mean she always is since I'm pretty sure she can't really fit anywhere else, and so is jessie. I smile happily, as a warm wave of nostalgia and familiarity washes over me. Yeah that sounds nice, hanging out with my sis and best friend for awhile, it might make this place feel more like home. Cause as much as I'd hate to admit it, I am feeling a little home sick, even if I'm an awesome dragon now. And those two are...well jessie at least just screams home for me, since she's been my friend since I was a little brat, and I do still need to catch up with Pam and make up for all the years I've avoided or ignored her because of my damn envy.

I shove the remaining half of the ginger, chewing it to mulch as I turn my phone on, pressing my thumb flat on the screen so I don't scratch it up and ruin it with my claws.

Alright, lets see if I still have sis in my contacts. AH yeah there she is....forgot she made me change the old picture I had for her...a garden snake. I chuckle darkly, ah that was funny for awhile actually, still is kind off.

Smirking, I press her wide smiling face, complete with wicked almost dagger like fangs

Pressing the phone to my ear I hear her groaning, and her tail coiling around and thumping into things...someone yelping in pain and the ear hurting sound of her dragging her phone over a stone contertop

"Whaaaat?" She groans tiredly as I frown, feeling kind of bad for waking her up

"Hey sis" I say happily as she sighs, and tries to sound cheerful and well awake "I was wondering if you wanted to do something today, ya know together...later of course, since you sound half dead right now"

"What? No I'm not tired, I just need to heat up is all"She says, yawning the second she finishes talking, her tail smacks in the back ground "Which might actually take awhile...now that I think about it, but yeah that sounds fun. I'll pick you up from the world tree the second I'm"

She yawns again and grumbles

"Warm"

"Pam, don't try and lie to me, I can wait awhile for ya, hell its still morning no reason to rush" I say as sweetly as I can "Sides I can just see if Jessie's up to do anything while I wait on ya"

"You sure, I can just take a hot shower and' She begins to say before I cut her off

"Yeah,I am, just take your time to wake up,I don't mind" I say calmly as sighs heavily "Also who did I hear just"

And she's hung up on me, great. Guess she really was tired if she pulled something like that. Now for jessie....oh, guess I changed her Icon to a milk carton sometime..okay that's pretty funny to

cont

>>1058004
p!nk's "so what" is also pretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJfFZqTlWrQ
But I admit, that's a pretty fucking awesome theme, It has my vote.

>>1058009
"Hey girl!" I shout into my phone, waiting for Jessie response, she just snorts

"May? You're awake?" She asks calmly as I hear wind blowing through the speaker "I thought you'd still be curled up in a blanket with how cold today is"

"Tch, you know me, my blood's like fire" I say dully as I walk towards the pen "a little cold won't keep me down, so you wanna hang? beat the hell out of eachother"

"Sure, just let me finish up milking and" She pauses as I start to laugh loudly "I MEAN THE...You now my family runs a farm right"

"Yeah, and I always thought it was weird" I say teasingly as she sighs in exasperation "I mean it has to be milking cows when you have udders yourself right"

"...It kind of is actually" She chuckles as I smile widely, stepping onto the rickety piece of shit bridge outside of the inn "Anyways, I'm finishing up so...just tell me what you want to do, and I'll be right over"

"Oh well, just need something to do while I wait for my sis to wake up" I say picking a piece of ginger out of my fangs as Jessie snorts

"So a quick fight? or do you want get some breakfast or start whatever you have planned without her?" She ask, sounding a little excited about our little playdate

Well?
[] fight jessie
[] get breakfast with the cow
[] decided what I'm going to do with these two, and wait for Pam while doing it
[] Ask if Rowen's tried anything behind my back
[] tell Jessie to wait there, and visit her on her farm
[] Ask if she wants to switch to the dark side and kick some ass
[] write in

>>1058004
I like it, I think it fits pretty well

>>1058021
As does this

>>1058030
>[] fight jessie
>[] get breakfast with the cow
>[] decided what I'm going to do with these two, and wait for Pam while doing it

>>1058030
>[] tell Jessie to wait there, and visit her on her farm
>[] get breakfast with the cow

>>1058030
[] fight jessie
[] get breakfast with the cow
[] decided what I'm going to do with these two, and wait for Pam while doing it

>>1058030
>[] get breakfast with the cow
>[] decided what I'm going to do with these two, and wait for Pam while doing it

>>1058030
>[] fight jessie
>[] get breakfast with the cow
>[] decided what I'm going to do with these two, and wait for Pam while doing it

>>1058030

>[] fight jessie
>[] get breakfast with the cow
>[] decided what I'm going to do with these two, and wait for Pam while doing it.
>[] Go to pick the squirrel and use her as a plushie again but be gentle this time. Pet her the right way and that.

>>1058030
>[] fight jessie
>[] get breakfast with the cow
>[] decided what I'm going to do with these two, and wait for Pam while doing it
>[] tell Jessie to wait there, and visit her on her farm

She has a farm? Well I want to see that!

>>1058052

>>1058052

>[] fight jessie
>[] get breakfast with the cow
>[] decided what I'm going to do with these two, and wait for Pam while doing it.
>[] Go to pick the squirrel and use her as a plushie again but be gentle this time. Pet her the right way and that.

Yeah, go grab our squirrel plushie! Better keep your enemies close and all that.

>>1058052
>>[] Go to pick the squirrel and use her as a plushie again but be gentle this time. Pet her the right way and that.


From now on we must compulsively grab and squeeze Rowen whenever she is in our presence.

>>1058073
>>1058087
It was kinda funny the first time, Now it's just stupid, We have no reason to want to interact with Rowen.

"Well I was kind of blue balled the last time, so a fight seems fun" I say wistfully as I walk across the bridge, whipping my tail back and forth fast enough to make it snap like a whip "But we should probably get some breakfast first, so we're not beating the shit out of each other on empty stomachs, and we can figure out what we're going to do with pam while we're at it"

"Alright, sounds fun, I was worried you'd still just smoke cigarettes for your first meal of the day" She says warmly and happily as I step off the bridge and nod

"Oh come on I was never that bad" I say, sighing as I look around at the empty fields around me "So, where do you want to meet?, not like I know my way round this place yet"

"Harpy's nest" She says calmly "its not far from your inn, shouldn't be too long of a walk but its close enough to the city so we don't have to spend forever getting there either...but its still a pretty fair distance away"

"So what you're telling me is I need to walk my ass of" I groan as she chuckles nervously

"Only a little, but hey thing of it this way May, its a hell of a work out"She says,trying to make it sound like some kind of bonus or something"And the diner's a great reward"

"Gah,just shut up, I'll see you there" I say, holding my finger over the end call button "bye"

"See ya there" She says, right before I cut her off.

I huff, and stuff my phone in my hoodie's pouch, looking down the empty dirt road in front of me

"Sometimes,I wish I did have wings" I grumble angrily, as I begin to walk down it
-

"Want anything besides coffee?" the big breasted chicken harpy asks, dressed up like a farm girl "We have a special on our farmhouse omeltes today"

"I'll take one of those, extra meat and ginger if you have any" I say as I sip my coffee, while Jessie fills hers up with a few spoonfuls of cream

"And you hun?" the chicken asks turning to jessie "Salad special?"

"Sausage platter, extra eggs and a side of salad please" She says sweetly as the chicken look confused

"But aren't you a?" she begins to ask as Jessie sighs...here we go

"No, Minotaurs are a sub species of cow girls or rather its the other way around, we're not herbivores, we do eat meat" She says, trying not to get mad, while I just pour myself some more coffee "Like the one from legends did its"

"Okaaaay" the chicken says, obviously out of her depth as she struts away

"I know its hard to tell the difference but...still" Jessie sighs "its a little annoying having to explain it every time"

I nod and sip my coffee

"Do you ever get mistaken for just a lizard girl?"She asks as I take a long swig of my drink

"Hell no" I say bluntly as I set my mug down "my horns sort of stop that sort of crap from happening to me"

"then why don't mine do it then? cow girls have small horns" She says pouting a bit "mine are bigger than yours"

"Everything of yours is bigger than mine" I say calmly as she chuckles and sighs
cont

>>1058125

"Yeah, that's true so....any idea what you want to do with Pam?" She asks as I pick my mug up again

"Yeah, that's true so....any idea what you want to do with Pam?" She asks as I pick my mug up again


What do I say?
[] Nope, just want to eat and make a milkshake out of ya, didn't really think about that
[] go swimming? I mean there is a beach here isn't there?
[] Wrestling is always fun
[] Drop in, see a movie, maybe get some lunch after it
[]Shopping, none on my old clothes fit right anymore...also think I might be going through a growth spurt or something
[]LASER TAG
[] Well, I'd say go cause trouble buuut, both of you would stop me
[] Heard there's some fun classes in the city and swamp, maybe take one of those together
[] Tch, hell if I know
[] write in

>>1058135
>[] Nope, just want to eat and make a milkshake out of ya, didn't really think about that
>[] Well, I'd say go cause trouble buuut, both of you would stop me
>[]LASER TAG

>>1058135
>[] Well, I'd say go cause trouble buuut, both of you would stop me
>[] Heard there's some fun classes in the city and swamp, maybe take one of those together

>>1058135
>[] Nope, just want to eat and make a milkshake out of ya, didn't really think about that
>[] Well, I'd say go cause trouble buuut, both of you would stop me
>[]Shopping, none on my old clothes fit right anymore...also think I might be going through a growth spurt or something
>[] go swimming? I mean there is a beach here isn't there?

>>1058135
>[] Nope, just want to eat and make a milkshake out of ya, didn't really think about that
>[] Well, I'd say go cause trouble buuut, both of you would stop me
>[]LASER TAG

>>1058135
>Freak her out by throwing her. Hang out. Maybe go to the beach.

>>1058135
>[]Shopping, none on my old clothes fit right anymore...also think I might be going through a growth spurt or something

>>1058135

[] go swimming? I mean there is a beach here isn't there?
[] Wrestling is always fun

>>1058135
>[] Nope, just want to eat and make a milkshake out of ya, didn't really think about that
>[] go swimming? I mean there is a beach here isn't there?

>>1058135
>[] go swimming? I mean there is a beach here isn't there?
>[] Wrestling is always fun
>[] Drop in, see a movie, maybe get some lunch after it
>[]Shopping, none on my old clothes fit right anymore...also think I might be going through a growth spurt or something
>[] Well, I'd say go cause trouble buuut, both of you would stop me

>>1058135
>[] Nope, just want to eat and make a milkshake out of ya, didn't really think about that
>[] Tch, hell if I know

>>1058135
[] go swimming? I mean there is a beach here isn't there?
[] Wrestling is always fun
[] Drop in, see a movie, maybe get some lunch after it
[]Shopping, none on my old clothes fit right anymore...also think I might be going through a growth spurt or something

"Nope, just want to eat and make a milkshake out of ya" I say calmly as I stare her in the eyes and finish my cup of coffee with a sharp sigh, grinning as I feel the energy starting to run through me nice and smoothly "Didn't really think about that"

"Dammit May" She chuckles, shaking her head as she mixes more cream into her half empty mug and drinks it "Should've guessed that'd be the case with you, guess we'll just have to figure it out on the way then"

"Yep" I say dully as I pour myself some more coffee and frown "Think salt would taste good in it?"

"May...you really don't have any ideas right? You aren't going to surprise me with something or anything?" She asks as I set the salt shaker down and smile

"Well" I chuckle as I hold my mug up with one finger "I'd say go cause trouble but both of you would stop me sooo"

"Sooo?" She asks as smiling as I grin

"Go swimming?" I ask happily leaning over the table "I mean there's a beach here isn't there?"

"Do you even have a swim suit?" She asks frowning as I flip my mug up to my lips

"I can borrow one of your old ones or just get one fast, doesn't matter" I say calmly as she frowns a bit deeper

"You know dragon's swimsuits are expensive as hell right?" She says, lifting and eyebrow as I groan

"Well I'm sure I'll figure it out" She says as the chicken comes back

"Foods here, hope yall in enjoy" She says winking as I set my mug down and cut of piece of the end of the massive and round omelet as Jessie takes a bite of her salad

What do I do?
[] take the fight outside 1d100
[] Sucker punch her while she's eating 1d100
[] Sucker tail her 1d20+might
[] start the fight by hitting her with the table 1d100
[] Lock horns in a test of strength 1d20+might
[] just have an eating contest 1d20+ durability
[] Wonder if I'm going to grow to be bigger than jessie is...finally
[]write in

>>1058222
>[] Wonder if I'm going to grow to be bigger than jessie is...finally
>[] take the fight outside 1d100

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1058222
>[] Wonder if I'm going to grow to be bigger than jessie is...finally
>[] Lock horns in a test of strength 1d20+might

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1058222
>[] just have an eating contest 1d20+ durability

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1058222
>[] just have an eating contest 1d20+ durability
>[] take the fight outside 1d100

Why not somwthing silly before something big?

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1058222

"EATING CONTEST, LOSER PAYS THE FOOD!"

[] just have an eating contest 1d20+ durability

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>1058222
>[] take the fight outside 1d100
>[] Wonder if I'm going to grow to be bigger than jessie is...finally

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1058222
>[] just have an eating contest 1d20+ durability
>[] Wonder if I'm going to grow to be bigger than jessie is...finally
food first, then fist

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>1058231

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1058222
Changing my vote here>>1058243
to
>[] just have an eating contest 1d20+ durability
>[] Wonder if I'm going to grow to be bigger than jessie is...finally

"HEY!" I shout, making her bite down on her fork in surprise, and getting a rather nasty glare from her "Want to have an eating contest? Loser pays for the food"

Her eyes glimmer with the fire of competition, as I stab my fork into my omelet

"Does everything have to be a competition with you?" She asks, as she stabs her fork into her salad, and pushes it closer to her plate filled with meat

"Yeah" I say smiling as I pick my fork up "It does, need to make sure"

"What?' She asks as I frown and shrug

"I dunno, just eat!" I shout as I shove a watery mouthful of melted cheese and charred veggies into my mouth as she shoves a massive mouthful of salad into her mouth
-
15+3= 18= success!dc 16
-

I lose focus on everything besides eating as me and Jessie go all out in our little contest, the sound of fork hitting plate echoing around us as we stuff our faces, taking drinks of orange juice and water only when we need a bit of help washing it all down. I feel something sharp in my mouth, but I keep eating, barely paying attention to it as I'm so close to finishing after just a handful of minutes I can't afford to worry about shit like that!

Just a few more bites left, I'm not losing this. I stab my fork into the yellow, sauce covered mess and shove it in my mouth, chewing as quickly as I can as Jessie stuffs another sausage into her mouth and

"YEAH!" I scream as I slam my fork onto the table "Victory is mine"

"Ah" She groans, as my stomach aches from being filled so quickly "I think I'm gonna...may?"

"Yeah?" I ask, feeling a chill go down my spine as she looks down at my fork

"er...I think we might need to get you some help" She says as I purse my lips and swallow, seeing the twisted end of my fork, missing its head entirely

"Oh..." I say putting a hand on my stomach

What do I do
[] try to throw it up
[] Shrug and say I'm sure it'll be fine
[]call somebody to help
[] ask if anyone in the diner knows if this is problem
[] laugh, say its not a problem, and fight jessie
[] Tell her to forget about it and not to tell pam
[] write in

>>1058331
>[] Shrug and say I'm sure it'll be fine
[] ask if anyone in the diner knows if this is problem
[] laugh, say its not a problem, and fight jessie

>>1058331
>[] Shrug and say I'm sure it'll be fine
>[] ask if anyone in the diner knows if this is problem
>[] laugh, say its not a problem, and fight jessie

>>1058331
>[] try to throw it up
>[] Shrug and say I'm sure it'll be fine

>Eh, dragons eat metal all the time in some stories.

>>1058331
>[] Shrug and say I'm sure it'll be fine
>[] ask if anyone in the diner knows if this is problem

>>1058331
>[] Shrug and say I'm sure it'll be fine

I'm pretty sure I can digest it

>>1058331
>[] Shrug and say I'm sure it'll be fine
>[] ask if anyone in the diner knows if this is problem
>[] laugh, say its not a problem, and fight jessie

>>1058342

This.

>Ask how much for the fork.

>>1058331
>[] Shrug and say I'm sure it'll be fine
>[] Tell her to forget about it and not to tell pam
>Eh, dragons eat metal all the time in some stories.
>Ask how much for the fork.

>>1058331
>[] Shrug and say I'm sure it'll be fine
>[] ask if anyone in the diner knows if this is problem
>[] laugh, say its not a problem, and fight jessie

>>1058351
This as well, it was part of our meal.

I lick the inside of my mouth, trying to taste any blood, but there isn't any so I just shrug

"I'm sure it'll be fine" I say, picking my teeth casually as Jessie stares at me, turning a little pale as I set the fork back down

"May, you just ate a fork, that isn't...you have a piece of sharp metal in you, do you know what that can do to you?!" She shouts, sounding worried for me as I lick my fangs calmly

"Well I'm not feeling anything" I say,turning to to the chicken as I notice her standing next to our stall, and the orc behind us is looking over, her poor piggy face looking scared as the chicken just keeps smiling "Hey, is this a problem? I'm not gonna die or anything right?"

I poke my stomach and she shakes her head

"Uh...uh, I mean we go through a lot of forks like that, but I'm pretty sure dragon girls have pretty strong stomachs so...it shouldn't be?" She says, sounding pretty unsure about what she's saying

I laugh as Jessie stares at me, covering her mouth

"See not a problem" I say happily "So we don't have to pay for the fork then"

"Oh you do" The chicken says happily, flapping her near useless wings, as Jessie sighs heavly and pinches her nose

"Oh sorry bout that jessie" I say with a grin as she stands up and stomps over to the register near the plain glass doors leading outside

"We're going outside, come on" She says, sounding a little pissed off

"Oh fun fun" I say happily as I stand up, and pat the chicken on the shoulder "Don't cut yourself bird"

"Okay" She says, sounding a little out of it, staring at the half eaten fork in front of her
-
https://youtu.be/5ySfOU2dnwk
-

I lick my lips, watching Jessie crack her knuckles as she stands across the quiet road from me. I keep my hands stuffed in my hoodie's pocket and grin as she begins to walk up to me, and I do the same.

We end up staring eachother down in the middle of the road, with her looking down at me, and me looking up

What do I do?
[] Grab onto her, and try to put her into a sleeper hold 1d20+Str
[] Just start hitting her 1d100
[] Headbutt eachother 1d20+Durability
[] Tail slap her 1d20+Str
[] Just attack her with my legs and tail, keeping my hands in my pocket 1d100
[] taunt her *What do you say?"
[] Tease her *what do you say*
[] Just like old times eh? nothing really changes
[] write in

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1058433
>[] Tail slap her 1d20+Str

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1058433
[] Headbutt eachother 1d20+Durability
Start it off simple!

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1058433
>[] Just like old times eh? nothing really changes
>[] Tail slap her 1d20+Str

>>1058440
>[] Just like old times eh? nothing really changes
I will toss that one in!

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1058433
>[] Headbutt eachother 1d20+Durability
>[] Just like old times eh? nothing really changes
us just butting heads with each other huh?

So is Jessie's legend The Minotaur of Crete?

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1058433
>[] Headbutt eachother 1d20+Durability

>>1058448

This.

"Just like old times eh?" I say, smiling happily as I lean up close to her and chuckle "Nothing ever really changes does it"

"Yeah, cept now you don't have to work so hard to keep up" She says, taking a step back as I do the same

"Damn shame init? Can't work up a sweat fighting my good friend" I say happily as I chuckle "We really aren't lady like are we?"

"Well, I'm not sure about me, but you used to be a little angel" She says teasingly as I laugh, and flick my tongue out "I mean...not for very long"

"Tch Yeah and you were never little" I say bluntly as we start to step towards eachother "Guess we're just always going to be"

"BUTTING HEADS!" I scream as I step forward, and leap up, slamming my head into hers as she slams her down to meet mine
-
18+3= 21 = success! dc 20
-

There's a load, echoing crack as our skulls meet and our horns pass eachother. I fall back, catching myself with my tail as I feel a massive headache coming on, my head throbbing as I grab it. Jessie stumbles back, clutching her head with a look of pain in her eyes and all over her face.

She snorts and starts to stamp her hooves into the ground, kicking up dirt as she gets ready to charge me, still looking a little loopy and dazed as she runs at me

I step out of her way, she has trouble turning once she's started after all.

She gasps, as I pull my tail up and slam it into her side with a loud
Whack

She stumbles clutching her ribs as she falls into a old fence, crushing it instantly

"Okay" She says standing back up "You asked for it, lil dragon!"

What do I do?
[] tell her to be careful, she might cause an earth quake
[]Oh? I was asking for it from the start
[] Sure you don't want to give up
[] Charge her and try to push her over 1d20+str
[] fight her like a...er monster girl 1d100
[]Grab and old piece of fence and club her with it 1d100
[] grapple with her and try to force her to tap out 1d100
[] write in

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1058521
>[] Charge her and try to push her over 1d20+str

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>1058521
>[]Grab and old piece of fence and club her with it 1d100

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1058521
>[]Oh? I was asking for it from the start
>[] Sure you don't want to give up
>[] Charge her and try to push her over 1d20+str

>>1058521

"Are you okay? I think you broke something."

[] Stop the fight and take your friend to the hospital.

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>1058521
>[]Oh? I was asking for it from the start
>[] fight her like a...er monster girl 1d100

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1058521
>>>1058521
>[]Oh? I was asking for it from the start
>[] Charge her and try to push her over 1d20+str

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1058521
>[] Sure you don't want to give up
>[] Charge her and try to push her over 1d20+str

I grin, growling under my teeth as my tail lashes back and forth, snapping like a whip as Jessie shakes her head and takes her hand off of her side.

Without a word besides a loud huff, she runs at me, probably planning to just trample over me since she's still looking too dazed to throw her fists around properly . So I respond in kind, and run at her, kicking up dirt and gravel as I charge her, our feet breaking up the shitty little road as we run at each other, leaving dents under us.

I slam my hands into her chest, and grab on to push forward as both of us come to a sudden stop
-
18+9= 27= success!
-
I dig my feet into the hard, dry dirt, and with a roar, lift her off the ground just enough to step forward and push her onto it.

She blinks, looking confused as I stand over her

"Wow" She mummers calmly "Dragons really are strong, aren't they?

What do I do?
[]Pin her and force her to say uncle 1d20+might
[] stand over her and do the loogie rope thing over her face for laughs
[] torture her, via tickling
[] Make fun of her as I stand over her
[] Help her up, and offer her a smoke, or piece of ginger root
[]Yeah, can't just rely on your size anymore, huh jess?
[] come on, get up, we're not done yet
[] you okay?
[] write in

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1058600
>[]Pin her and force her to say uncle 1d20+might
If we succeed
>[] Help her up, and offer her a smoke, or piece of ginger root
>[]Yeah, can't just rely on your size anymore, huh jess?

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1058600
>[]Pin her and force her to say uncle 1d20+might
then
>[] Help her up, and offer her a smoke, or piece of ginger root
>[]Yeah, can't just rely on your size anymore, huh jess

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1058600
>[] torture her, via tickling
>[] Make fun of her as I stand over her
>[]Yeah, can't just rely on your size anymore, huh jess?
>[] you okay?
>[]Pin her and force her to say uncle 1d20+might

>>1058608
...

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1058600
>[]Pin her and force her to say uncle 1d20+might
If we succeed
>[] Help her up, and offer her a smoke, or piece of ginger root
>[]Yeah, can't just rely on your size anymore, huh jess?

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1058600
>[]Pin her and force her to say uncle 1d20+might
[]Yeah, can't just rely on your size anymore, huh jess?

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1058600
>[]Pin her and force her to say uncle 1d20+might
>[] Help her up, and offer her a smoke, or piece of ginger root
>[]Yeah, can't just rely on your size anymore, huh jess

>>1058612
Oh MOTHER FUCKER

Annnd we get fucked over by not having rerolls yet again!

>>1058608
>>1058612
Welp...no amount of omakes are going to solve that one.

>>1058612
>>1058608
....really?

>>1058625
The dice hate us tonight I don't fucking know.

>>1058625
It's not our fault we don't have rerolls.

>>1058637
Its the forth thread, there hasn't be any real combat yet, chill. You'll get them soon, look at the title of the thread

anyways writing

>>1058637
Its not like we need rerolls for this.

>>1058646
who needs pride?

>>1058654
Don't be ridiculous.

>>1058654
Who says this is the end of the fight? This is just a really bad hit.

>>1058662
hey, HM.

May gets her hand stuck someplace really awkward, and Jessie is too busy mooing and clamping down to realize they're in a public place.

I grin and throw myself on top of her, locking her legs with mine and trying to put her into choke hold as I pin her to the ground and even use my tail to keep her arms down.

"Yeah you can't really rely on your size anymore, huh jess?" I say smugly as I lock I tighten my arms around her neck, her eyes going cold as she frowns and sigh "Come on just say uncle and I'll let go"

"...nice to see you still let your pride get to your head, May" She says, easily brushing my tail off her arm as she wraps them around my back and presses me tightly to my back "And I still can, since"

I fell her beginning to roll over

"You're still small enough to fit under me" She says as I feel all her weight pressing down on me as she lazily reverse the situation, leaving me to smack her with my tail and try to choke her out "Now you say uncle"

"NEVER!" I shout angrily as I start hitting her, since choking her really isn't working right now.

What do I do?
[] bite her 1d100
[] Choke her out 1d20+might
[] endure, and push her off of myself 1d20+durability
[] Squirm out from under her 1d20+agility
[]push my tail into her gut as fast as I can 1d100
[] Use a dirty trick to get her off of me *what do I do?*
[] ROAR as loudly as I can 1d100
[] Make her feel guilty, so I can escape her "Pin"
[] write in

>>1058675
As the great freezer says "HOW LEWD"

Or was it, "How Rude?"

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>1058679
>[] ROAR as loudly as I can 1d100

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1058679
>[] endure, and push her off of myself 1d20+durability

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>1058679
>[] ROAR as loudly as I can 1d100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQVEAPjKae4

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>1058679
>push my tail into her gut as fast as I can 1d100
watch as I feel horribly

>>1058701
Not today you glorious bastard!

>>1058701
Yeah, that is probably going to feel horrible anon

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>1058679
>>1058701
This. FOR GREAT JUSTICE

>>1058701
fail at spelling fail

do roll pretty well though

I'm ok with this

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>1058679
>[]push my tail into her gut as fast as I can 1d100
Wooo!

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>1058679
>[]push my tail into her gut as fast as I can 1d100

>>1058701
>>1058707
...Oh god she's gonna throw up isn't she.

>>1058733
Haha! Comedy!

I take a deep breath, and yell. She freezes up, expecting me to bite or hit her again but when I don't she drops her guard for a second, loosening up enough for me to move my tail under her before she can tighten back up and go back to pinning me like a living slab of rock.

"Going to give up yet May? We still need to go swimming today, remember?" She asks as wraps one of her arms behind my head and smiles "Come on, just say uncle, we'll pick up your sis and"

"No" I say, grinning as I quickly jab my tail into her stomach as quick and hard as I can

Her eyes go wide as she lets go of me, and I slip out from under her, brushing the dirt off my back with my tail as she rolls off to the side holding on to her stomach with a pained whimper.

"AAaaaah" She groans, gripping her stomach as she slowly stands up, with a few tears in her eyes "I...I think I'm gonna"

She retches, her cheeks filling up for a moment before she loses her breakfast, throwing up a vaguely orange grey mess filled with clumps of sausage and eggs, and wilted piece of spinach and lettuce.


"Eeeergh" She moans, covering her stomach "That was dirty may"

I frown..shit I didn't mean for that to happen....and now my sister is calling me...fuck

What do I do?
[] help Jessie and get her somewater
[]apologize
[] Offer her one free gut punch as well 1d20+durability
[] pick up the phone, and tell Pam about our plans
[] Run off on instinct, not wanting to get into trouble
[] try and get her to laugh it off
[] write in

>>1058766
>[] help Jessie and get her somewater
>[]apologize
>[] pick up the phone, and tell Pam about our plans

>>1058766
>[] help Jessie and get her somewater
>[]apologize
>[] try and get her to laugh it off
>[] pick up the phone, and tell Pam about our plans

>>1058766
>[] help Jessie and get her some water
>[]apologize
>[] pick up the phone, and tell Pam about our plans

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1058766
>[] help Jessie and get her somewater
>[]apologize
>[] Offer her one free gut punch as well 1d20+durability
>[] pick up the phone, and tell Pam about our plans
wow, I do kinda fill like a dick. CALLED IT

>>1058766
>[] help Jessie and get her somewater
>[]apologize
>[] pick up the phone, and tell Pam about our plans
First HM Thread! :)

>>1058766
[] help Jessie and get her somewater
[]apologize
[] try and get her to laugh it off
>[] pick up the phone, and tell Pam about our plans
>[] Offer her one free gut punch as well

Take off the roll. We deserve it.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1058766
>[] help Jessie and get her somewater
>[]apologize
>[] Offer her one free gut punch as well 1d20+durability

>>1058783
Welcome friend! Prepare for yuri and the dice being psychos.

>>1058783
Hope you enjoy

>>1058791
I've been binging for two days! I was born ready

>>1058800
That's what they all say, and then Mali turned a male fire angel into her little nun daughter. Never think you are prepared, for that is when the weird shit happen the hardest! In all seriousness, I hope you have a great first time.

>>1058828
I saw what happened to Revenant, so there isn't much that can happen to surprise me.

>>1058850
Man those fucking crits though, Best hread ever.

>>1058850
Oh yeah, that was the most fucked thing we did in recent memory. I can't wait to see what tops it.

>>1058780
>[] help Jessie and get her somewater
>[]apologize

"What did you expect? I am new at this. I don't know how strong I am or how much I can push you. Heck are your ribs okay? I heard them cracking before."

What part of "We are new at this you idiot" doesn't she get? We don't have years of practice using our new body dammit!

"OH SHIT!" I shout, as the shock of what just happened finally hits me "SHIT are you okay Jessie, fuck fuck, I didn't mean to do that, I just wanted to get you off of of me"

I rush to her side as she shudders and spits out more vomit, wincing from the no doubt nasty, acidic and putrid taste.

"Its fine, you didn't mean it...you didn't mean it" She mumbles slowly as I grab her shoulders and help her stand back up "Just don't...do that again...please"

"Sorry, I didn't think I'd hit you that hard" I say weakly as my phone continues to ring with Pam's annoying, hissing ringtone...I think its from some Lamia show, I don't know but its really getting on my nerves, especially after something like this "Come on, lets just get you some water"

"No..no not there" She says as I walk towards the diner "the bathrooms are....the bathrooms are behind the diner, just...I can walk there myself, don't worry about it May"

"But I want to help, I'm the one who made you" I say, my voice feeling lighter than usual as she chuckles and puts her big hand on my shoulder

"And that's what counts, you did enough girl...just let me get through this by myself okay" She says, getting her arm off of my neck as she stumbles behind the diner, leaning against the wall groaning..

I frown and pull my phone from the pouch in my hoodie...hmm, didn't even crack it

"Hey sis" I say trying not to sound angry at myself as I hear Pam gasp

"Oh hey May" She says as I smile "Sorry if this is a bad time, but I'm wide awake now and heading to meet you now...I'm guessing we're meeting at the inn right"

"Eh, half way really, at the harpy's nest diner" I say frowning as Pam pauses


"Hey sis, are you feeling alright?" She asks as I smile and chuckle

"Yeah, just a little tired, also we're gonna go swimming" I say happily as she giggles "You have a bathing suit right?"

"I'm a life guard, what do you think?" She laughs as I walk down the road and lean against the unbroken fence on the side "Wait...do you?"

What do I do?
[] go shopping for one
[] Just strip down to my underwear to swim
[] Tell her I don't mind getting my clothes wet
[] Eh, I don't like exposing myself like that, I just need my pants and a bra and I'm fine
[] Well...fuck, I forgot you were so big
[] Well, maybe your swimsuits could fit me, one of them at least
[] tch, swimsuits are for prudes
[] write in

>>1058828
The only angel that had a gender before Mali was Alith

>>1058800
YOU MAD MAN

>>1058902

>[] Write-in: I got scales all over the place, just slap some paint on and nobody'll notice.

>>1058902

[] Just strip down to my underwear to swim
[] Tell her I don't mind getting my clothes wet
[] tch, swimsuits are for prudes

Any of these wirk.

>>1058902
>[] Tell her I don't mind getting my clothes wet
>[] Eh, I don't like exposing myself like that, I just need my pants and a bra and I'm fine

>>1058902
If it is time for lewds:
>[] Just strip down to my underwear to swim
Otherwise:
>[] go shopping for one

Mali was a demon, not an angel

>>1058902
>[] Tell her I don't mind getting my clothes wet

>>1058902
>[] Well...fuck, I forgot you were so big
>[] Well, maybe your swimsuits could fit me, one of them at least
>[] go shopping for one
I expect this won't win.

>>1058909
*is

also

I meant, before they met her

>>1058902
>[] Tell her I don't mind getting my clothes wet
>[] Eh, I don't like exposing myself like that, I just need my pants and a bra and I'm fine


>Be forced to go shopping

>The only angel that had a gender before Mali was Alith

Fair enough, but what we did to Revvy still stands. And is still hilarious.

>>1058902
>[] Well, maybe your swimsuits could fit me, one of them at least
failing that
>Just strip down to my underwear to swim

>>1058919

We are a tad small, maybe a lizardgirl swimsuit would work if we buy one?

>>1058921
...huh?

>>1058921

And now I want out root loving dragon girl to meet a GIANT LIZARD GIRL!

"Fuck, how the hell are you so big?"

"I have no idea, can I give you a hug? You are warm."

"Sorry but my sister got dibs on that."

>>1058939
Meant to quote
>>1058915
Sorry

anyways writing

>>1058947

How small dragons can get? Are cat sized dragon girls a thing?

>>1058922
You guys also did the same thing to Galina. It was even arguably worse since you made him fall as well

>>1058955
pseudodragons. they have fairy esque wings.

>>1058957
Yes, and we're going to fix her. I don't know how or when, but we WILL fix her.

>>1058957
Galina was technically genderless prior to Mali's interference, apparently all the angels mali's messed with aside from Alith were all genderless to start, not sure if that makes it worse or better though

>>1058974


>Tallest girl in her class becomes a cat sized "Fairy dragon".

>Turns out the mass she lost became magic power.

>Cue her fire breath being able to incinerate a house in seconds, only no one dies cause fairy magic, they just get their clothes and stuff turned to ashes.

>She can also fly really fast, breaking the sound barrier fast.

> Yet she is chronically depressed because all the posible love interests are way bigger than her.

>>1059020
Galina was referred to has male

"Well, I don't mind my clothes getting wet" I say calmly as I tap my clawed foot on the dirt, digging my claws into it as I wait for her response after she took a sharp breath and sighs

"No, I'm not letting my sister walk home all soaking wet" she says sternly, but sweetly, making me sigh in exasperation "Look you can just borrow one of mine"

"Ew, no" I say shaking my head "Also pretty sure they won't fit anyways, look I'll just strip and go swimming in my underwear"

"NO, absolutely not, also that just means you'll be soaked under your clothes, so it changes nothing" She hisses angrily "Also...if its still like it was for me, you only have a few pair of those...no need to soak one in salt water"

"Haaaa, fine I'll just go commando one the way back to" I say freezing up as I realize what I just said

"NO NO NO NO!" She hiss loudly "NO NOOO! We're getting you a swimsuit May, you aren't going to do any of that, come on it won't be long, and it'll be fun! a nice way to bond to...I know this little shop that just has the CUuuuuutest designs"

"I don't care about fashion though...I just want to swim with you and jessie" I groan as she pauses to let me speak

"Does she have her swimsuit?" She asks, sounding like a snake

"Nooo? Why?" I ask slowly as I ...oh she's going to force me to do this while we wait "Pam"

"That means we have time to waste! I'll be right over, its going to be so much fuuuun!" She shouts loudly as I groan and hang up

This is going to be....well it could be fun I guess, but its probably going to be a pain in my ass
-

The store...it doesn't have a name, just a sign shaped like a wave with a mermaid on it, with glass made to look like waves on the outside, displaying swimsuits for monster girls like my sister, that wrap around their tails so they don't fall off....either from tightness or a system of hooks.

The inside is also pretty weird, smelling like the sea with sanded floors and wooden planks leading around the place towards the various sections....also the counter is a giant fish tank with a scyla inside of it, napping with a fake skull blowing bubbles into her purple and whited dotted face.

"Come on" Pam says as she tries to fit her massive tail inside "lets find something that you'll like...but isn't too showy...uh..why are all dragon swimsuits so..."

She grabs on that looks more like a swimsuit that got eaten by a dragon than one for a dragon, red and gold strips of spiderweb like silk formed in the basic shape of a VERY skimpy swimsuit.

....did my phone just vibrate

What do I do?
[] Let her pick for me
[] See who's texting me
[] pick one of the dragon one's for myself
[] pick one of the "Normal" One piece and tear a hole for my tail
[] Buy a lizard girl one,
[] buy a tacky one for laughs
[] write in

>>1058945
That would work, since dragon's aren't the same kind of slightly cold blooded that most other scaled monster girls are

>>1058955
>>1058974

that's an adorable idea, just imagine one acting like smaug

>>1059038
>[] Let her pick for me
>[] See who's texting me

>>1059036

Hm stated this thread that all but alith were initially genderless
>>1058902 (near the bottom)

>>1059038
>[] See who's texting me
>[] pick one of the dragon one's for myself
Think of what May would do, Not your boners.

>>1059026

>>1059026
Alright, that's offically an anime in this setting

>>1059043
>>1059036
Galina was masculine
but its hard for fire to have a gender like that

since its fire.

Raz's sis did because she got the ability to be a creepy little girl later on

>>1059038
>[] Let her pick for me
>[] See who's texting me

>>1059038
>[] Let her pick for me
>[] See who's texting me
>[] buy a tacky one for laughs
>>1059043
Yeah, I just remember Galima as being male due to the pronouns.

>>1059052
>Alright, that's offically an anime in this setting


Wait, I just remembered something. Don't we have one reroll because of an omake somebody wrote last thread, or was that just for that thread only?

>>1059038

> Eventually fairy dragon girl gets sick of living with the fairies and moves in with the giant lizard girl.

> Turns out fairy dragon girl is supposed to be queen of the fairy dragons or something but she doesn't want the job because most fairy dragons are... almost as troublesome as fairies.

>Giant Lizard girl carries fairy dragon girl over head head because her magic keeps the lizard warm.

> Smaug like fairy dragon then wants to nag our queenie into taking the ruling job but fails because... she acts like Smaug.

>>1059038
>[] Let her pick for me
>[] See who's texting me
>[] buy a tacky one for laughs

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>>1059075
>>1059026

>>1059052

> Writer of the anime is a sheep girl whose little sister became a fairy dragon and she wanted to cheer her up.

> Sheep girl dyes her wool cause is golden and let's her fly. Is not gold but looks very close to it.

> The little sister actually wants to finish her studies, thankfully being small actually helps with her technology studies because it makes easier to build small stuff.

>>1059038
>that's an adorable idea, just imagine one acting like smaug
There is actual legitimate myth behind them. Pretty sure they're celtic.

"I mean this is the worst one" She says as I grab the phone out of my hoodie's pouch and look at my phone, frowning as I see any unknown number on my screen, with the text titled "urgent message,H HELPP! "But still, they're all so flash and...I mean they'd go wonderfully with your scales, especially these two...they're almost as shiny as your scales are now, what do you think sis?"

"Yeah...yeah I like them" I mumble as I stare at my phone, debating on whether or not I should bother to check the text

"You didn't even look!" Pam whines as I press my finger on the little letter to open it up "Come on May just look first"

"Look I don't care, just pick the one you like the most" I say dully as I open the message "Sorry I can't look but I just got a message"

"You can glance up really quick!" She says angrily, so I do look up, and see her holding one with black scale design and one with orange "Thank you may, so which do you like the most"

I shrug, making her groan and shout "Dammit may!" Before she starts to laugh

"Help help help, I was looking into a scoop and now I these cat girls have put me into a closet saying they'll pull my teeth out if I even think about writing the story, help help help mee, I know I've said a lot of bad stuff about you May but... iufhilzglifbgjhfnbm"

I blink and smirk

Oh...Rowen's gotten herself in trouble putting her nose where it doesn't belong

What do I do?
[] text back to her, saying I'm coming
[] text back, laughing and telling them to keep her
[] call the cops, and go about my day
[] Tell Sis I need to do something real quick
[] Call her, and laugh as loudly as I can
[] Call Jessie and ask her if we should save the pest
[] put my phone away, and go swimming, then think about saving Rowen
[] write in

>>1059124
AWESOME

also theres a myth fairies ride corgis, I'm pretty sure

>>1059147
>[] text back to her, saying I'm coming
>[] Tell Sis I need to do something real quick
>[] Call Jessie and ask her if we should save the pest

>>1059147
>[] Call her, and laugh as loudly as I can
>[] Call Jessie and ask her if we should save the pest
>[] Tell Sis I need to do something real quick

In that order.

>>1059147
>[] text back to her, saying I'm coming
>[] Tell Sis I need to do something real quick
>[] Call Jessie and ask her if we should save the pest
Time to prove that we may actually be trying to be a better person...

I worry that she's already got two black eyes and thrice bent tail...

>>1059147
>[] text back to her, saying I'm coming
>[] Tell Sis I need to do something real quick
We are a bully, but are we a monster? Also, Yvv wouldn't like it if we ignored Rowan's call for help
Also, is one of the cats named Layla?

>>1059147
>[] text back to her, saying I'm coming
>[] Tell Sis I need to do something real quick
>[] Call Jessie and ask her if we should save the pest
Time to find battle music for may I guess, sticking by my suggestion from previous the thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD9Vho0SVCU

>>1059161
also-also, we can LORD THIS OVER HER.

>>1059165
Oh most definitely, we can laugh at her over a pile of comatose cat-girls! And then make her into our plushie again.

>>1059176
Nobody wants to mess with her a little first?

>>1059180
There is a time for being mean but an emergency is not one such time

>>1059180
We can mess with her after she's safe, this is a serious issue, kind of.

>>1059147
>[] Call her, and laugh as loudly as I can
>[] Call Jessie and ask her if we should save the pest

>>1059191
Yes, but laughing at her and pretending we're gonna leave her there is at once funny and a sound tactical decision.

Why would we tell the kidnappers we're on the way and give them time to prepare?

>>1059200
Because that's a step too mean IMO, and I'd like to make amends with her at some point. It's the only real option if we're going to be in the same girls harem.

>>1059200

Yes.

>Then when we rescue her she will own us one.

>>1059209
And we will. By telling her that messing with her was to make her captors let their guard down.

>>1059200
The kidnappers are already expecting may, the reason they took rowen was to get to may remember.
also, we should bring a camera so we can snap a picture of her in her sorry state, give her some of her own medicine, just after the fact.

>>1059209

We might have beat her up but she deserved it.

Plus she likes it. Us being mean and then going to the rescue will.make her all wet.

>>1059151
Alright, I've been convinced, adding

>[] Call her, and laugh as loudly as I can

to my vote.

>>1059147
>[] Call her, and laugh as loudly as I can
I'll add this to mine as well I guess,

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>>1059227

>>1059234

>[] Call her, and laugh as loudly as I can

"Is... is that freak squirrel getting off with this?"

For a moment, I think maybe she's fucking with me but....she wouldn't type like that even to lure me into a trap...so they took her phone from her. She might be a pest, but she's yvette's friend now...and she's my friend. I might not like Rowen much, but....Well I need to prove to her I'm changing and she really doesn't deserve that much. Even if she doesn't have much of a self preservation instinct, she doesn't deserve to be tortured, and when she does, I'm the only one allowed to do it to her dammit.

So they have her phone, guessing its the fishboners gang...fantasic, a squirrel with a bunch of cats. Dammit! I wanted to go swimming, not beat the shit out of people. Dammit, well at least I can lord this over her later if I'm feeling bitchy enough.

Hmm, if they have her phone...well I could warn them I'm coming, cause I'd like to have a bit of a challenge this time, hell they might even tell me where she is like in the movies

"Awwww, Jessie needs some help at the farm, sorry Pam" I say turning out of the store "We'll have to put off swimming for an hour or two, I'll be back as fast as I can"

"Oh, well I'll help then, if jessie needs help with something, I'll be glad to lend a hand" She says happily as I shake my head

"Er...no she needs to milk a cow, easily spooked by things your size so...sorry but I'll have to do this by myself" I say sadly as Pam frowns and scrunches up the swimsuits she's picking for me "Just wait for me here all right, I won't be long"

"Really?" Pam asks sadly "Well, I guess if its like that I can wait, just don't take too long okay? I'll be waiting"

I nod, and quickly text....I grin widely as I get an idea and quickly press the call button

"Hey, dragon we've got your little" A furious voice spits into my ear as I laugh as loudly as I can, walking down the street a few blocks, still laughing as I can barely hear Rowen crying in the otherwise silent other line.

I hit hand up with one finale "Ha" and smirk as I switch over to jessie's contact, still giggling to myself as I press call

"Huh? May if you're getting impaitent I'm heading over now just" She says, before I cough to interupt her

"the pest got herself caught by a gang of catgirls and is begging me to help, should we?" I ask happily as she sighs

"We?" She says, I can feel her wincing through the line

"Yes, we, you're coming right?" I ask happily as she sighs

"May, this is a gang we can't just" she says before stopping "We...dammit May, we can't just leave her there, who knows what they'll do to her"

"Came around as easily as a boomerang" I chuckle as she sighs

"How couldn't I? I can't stand shit like this, these people are scum, even if Rowen is bad, they have to be worse, far worse than anything you've done" She says coldly as I walk down the street "So do you have any idea where they are?"

"Asking them now" I say calmly as I start texting to Rowen's phone, telling her I'm coming to help

"MAY!"
cont

"WHAT, they're a bunch of catgirls!, we're a dragon and minotauress, if they win, we deserve whatever they do to us" I say angrily, bellowing as a few sheep girls stare at me, so I snarl at them

"Dammit...you've already done it haven't you, well tell me where to go" She says as I laugh loudly and slap my tail into the ground

"Gotcha....alright" I say looking at the text I just go back, reading it outloud "Yo we gotz your lil rat friend here, come to boots alley if you don't want to see her being used as a scratch post Beeesnatch wingless freak ass mother....Yeah I'm might break this one's knees"

"May...this is one time I'll agree with you" She says dully as I smile

What do I do?
[] get dressed for the occasion *get new clothes*
[] call rowen's phone, and constantly insult, curse out and laugh at the cat girls as me and Jessie head there
[] get some "Weapons" Real quick *chains, a pipe, or a bat*
[] turn on my I tunes playlist, and BLARE IT
[]get pumped up with Jessie, and just shoot the shit as we walk there
[]Head over there, NOW no distractions
[] tell Yvette what's going on
[] write in

>>1059245
The ultimate nen ability

>>1059281
>[] call rowen's phone, and constantly insult, curse out and laugh at the cat girls as me and Jessie head there
>[] get some "Weapons" Real quick *chains, a pipe, or a bat*
>[] tell Yvette what's going on
>[] turn on my I tunes playlist, and BLARE IT

>>1059281
>>1059281
>[] get some "Weapons" Real quick *chains, a pipe, or a bat*
Knuckledusters
>[] turn on my I tunes playlist, and BLARE IT
>[]get pumped up with Jessie, and just shoot the shit as we walk there

>>1059281
>[] call rowen's phone, and constantly insult, curse out and laugh at the cat girls as me and Jessie head there
>[] get some "Weapons" Real quick *chains, a pipe, or a bat*

>>1059281
>[] get dressed for the occasion *get new clothes*
>[] call rowen's phone, and constantly insult, curse out and laugh at the cat girls as me and Jessie head there
>[] get some "Weapons" Real quick *chains, a pipe, or a bat*
>[] turn on my I tunes playlist, and BLARE IT
>[]get pumped up with Jessie, and just shoot the shit as we walk there
>[] tell Yvette what's going on

If we don't stuff some catgirls headfirst into full trash bins, we're doing something wrong.

>>1059281
>[] call rowen's phone, and constantly insult, curse out and laugh at the cat girls as me and Jessie head there
>[] get some "Weapons" Real quick *chains, a pipe, or a bat*
>[] turn on my I tunes playlist, and BLARE IT
>[] tell Yvette what's going on

>"Listen up whores, I'm probably going to rip off your tails, just you you're prepared for that. So make your peace with that. Or don't. Whichever will be funnier to me."
And grab a pipe or crowbar, something metal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEmWfkFEVLU&index=9&list=RDMMUvDCbt8ciSw

>>1059288
oh, forgot to specify a weapon, Lead pipe or crowbar should work, nice and hefty, or we could just pull up a stop sign.

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Anons not going for the Knuckle Duster, the most intimidating melee weapon

>>1059323
Its not that intimidating with people whos normal knuckles are already more dangerous.

>>1059281
>[] call rowen's phone, and constantly insult, curse out and laugh at the cat girls as me and Jessie head there
>[] get some "Weapons" Real quick *chains, a pipe, or a bat*
>[]get pumped up with Jessie, and just shoot the shit as we walk there

>>1059347
Oh right forgot to specify, A MOTHERFUCKIN STOP SIGN BITCHES!

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>>1059333

I sigh, and press on the picture of yvette's smiling face really quick as Jessie hangs up on me and taking a deep breath...I groan letting it all out as I hear her answering machine instead of her motherly voice.

"Dammit, well hey Yvette, if you wake up to this message and I'm not back I'm at the beach with my sister and I've saved rowen from a bunch of bitchass cat girls, so don't worry but, yeah she was kidnapped, but if everything goes right and they don't somehow beat the shit out of us, me and Jess should beat the shit out of them" I say cheerfully as I walk down the street, smiling to myself as I sigh and chuckle "anyways buh bye, I might be home before you even read this so...chow"

I chuckle as I hang up and switch to my I tunes, turning it on random as I begin to walk down the street again, smirking to myself

Beast?Oh this is a nice song to get nice and hype with.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCMnzEN098Y
-

"HEY, fishboners, I know ya listening to me, I thought I told you to stay the fuck away from me, I might be remembering wrong, but the four girls I sent back in bandages should've been enough to get through your skulls, now me and Rowen don't have the best past buuuut" I say waggling my finger as I laugh madly, showing my fangs to a terrified looking plant girl, siting in her mobile pot outside of a store "You dumb motherfuckers picked that shitstain up the second I decided I wanted to make ammends, maybe even be friends with her if it comes to it, so Listen up you whores, you've got me at a bad bad time, so me and my friend are going to come there and show you what REAL monsters can do, so if you like your tails, please calls your doctors and make appointments, cause I'm going to kick your asses so hard you're going to have to pull those fuzzy shit poles out of them. You see this all just bad luck, guess ya shouldn't have kept that black cat around huh? Or was the guy who's fucking your mothers while your dad cries in the shower like the bitch he is?Maybe he got the disease to and could finally join in to? I dunno, really don't, anyways point is, I'm bad luck for all you upstart gangster wannabe BITCHES, I AM THE QUEEN BITCH COMPREDE!? I MADE A DRAGON GIRL TURN TO HOMESCHOOLING, GAVE A SLIME GIRL HYDROPHOBIA FOR A WEEK, I'VE MADE A RAPTOR GIRL FAN ME FOR TWO WHOLE SEMESTERS YOU TWATS! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU JUST WOKE UP, YOU POOR POOR LITTLE PUSSIES, I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU WISH I WAS GOING TO RAPE YOU, WHAT ME AN JESS DO TO YOU WILL MAKE THE FUCKING HOLOCAUST LOOK LIKE A GODAMN BLOODY NOSE"

I laugh again, fully aware that most of the street is now looking at me as I grin widely and sigh

"So you and your little gang sit tight, cause Amafuckinggedan in hu...monster girl form is coming, and she's in a terrible mood, I really hope you poor fucking piss ants have dental!"

And then I hang up, smiling as I look around for a weapon and sigh. The only pipes I can see are on the side of a building, and I'd probably have to pay
cont

TIME FOR GANG WAR BITCHES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLrxT8Vu978

>>1059386
>"HEY, fishboners, I know ya listening to me, I thought I told you to stay the fuck away from me, I might be remembering wrong, but the four girls I sent back in bandages should've been enough to get through your skulls, now me and Rowen don't have the best past buuuut" I say waggling my finger as I laugh madly, showing my fangs to a terrified looking plant girl, siting in her mobile pot outside of a store "You dumb motherfuckers picked that shitstain up the second I decided I wanted to make ammends, maybe even be friends with her if it comes to it, so Listen up you whores, you've got me at a bad bad time, so me and my friend are going to come there and show you what REAL monsters can do, so if you like your tails, please calls your doctors and make appointments, cause I'm going to kick your asses so hard you're going to have to pull those fuzzy shit poles out of them. You see this all just bad luck, guess ya shouldn't have kept that black cat around huh? Or was the guy who's fucking your mothers while your dad cries in the shower like the bitch he is?Maybe he got the disease to and could finally join in to? I dunno, really don't, anyways point is, I'm bad luck for all you upstart gangster wannabe BITCHES, I AM THE QUEEN BITCH COMPREDE!? I MADE A DRAGON GIRL TURN TO HOMESCHOOLING, GAVE A SLIME GIRL HYDROPHOBIA FOR A WEEK, I'VE MADE A RAPTOR GIRL FAN ME FOR TWO WHOLE SEMESTERS YOU TWATS! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU JUST WOKE UP, YOU POOR POOR LITTLE PUSSIES, I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU WISH I WAS GOING TO RAPE YOU, WHAT ME AN JESS DO TO YOU WILL MAKE THE FUCKING HOLOCAUST LOOK LIKE A GODAMN BLOODY NOSE"
Also what I got from that is essentially this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Sy-Yjk-jtg

>>1059386
for those, damn shame to, I really like lead pipes....might have to go find one again...haa what's here...why...why are there four stop signs here? that's stupid, that's like three more than there needs to be. Well taking one shouldn't hurt.

Hmming to the tune of beast, I pick grab the sign by its metal half, and with a grunt rip it out of concrete, and rest it on my shoulder as my song changes as I see a familiar car come a rumbling down the street

Jessie's pick up! I laugh as I wave the sign at her.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8LCUxBjNOc
-

"OOoh trying to hold me back?" I ask myself as Jessie hangs out of the near monster truck size beast of a trick

"May what the fuck are you holding?' She asks angrily "that's illegal ya know, you can't just rip a stop sign out of the ground"

"Clearly I can" I say calmly as I hop into the back of the truck, picking my nose "And clearly I don't give a shit"

"Haaa, if we weren't going to beat a gang up, I'd take you to the station myself...even if its a glorified time out corner" She grumbles as I rest against the back of her truck's compartment "also, it isn't safe back there"

"Yeah yeah, but I'm a lot tougher now girl" I say giving her a thumbs up as she frowns "and that place always smells really thickly of cream"

"I told you, that's because of the farm" She grumbles "Also I know we hate her, but don't treat this like a game"

'Hey, you're smiling to" I chuckle as she drives down the street "Don't act like you aren't hype for this shit, we're doing what you've been acting like for yeaaars, we're being heroes'

"You're doing it for all the wrong reasons though" She chuckles, swerving down a street, past a sleeping giant "you just want to beat the hell out of em, not save Rowen"

"Hey I'm trying to change, and what better way for a redemption than a nice throw down fight against the force of douchbaggery, of which I am kind of still a part of to be honest" I laugh as she nod "but come on, us two in a fight? We'll be unstopable"

"I know we're good at fighting eachother but...that doesn't mean anything here she says grimly before chippering right up "also have you ever tried to act like a girl"

"Tch why would I?' I don't like it, I'm fine the way I am, and look who's saying it, miss hypocrite" I say teasingly as she giggles

"Hey hey, I at least try, besides tomboy, it'd be really nice seeing you in a nice flower patterned skirt" She says teasingly looking back at me as I cackle

"Ah go suckle yourself, I hate that sort of stuff' I giggle as she shrugs and sighs "But...maybe if you asked nicely and paid me first"

"Didn't know you were that kind of a" She begins to say before I yell as I see a brick fly at her window

Her eyes go cold as steel as she turns the wheel, and I dig my fingers into her truck's trailer to stop myself from flying out as she turns it around, the brick breaking on the side. I stand up and see the same cat girl from the inn, the little tabby
cont

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>>1059386
>>1059443

>>1059386
>"So you and your little gang sit tight, cause Amafuckinggedan in hu...monster girl form is coming, and she's in a terrible mood, I really hope you poor fucking piss ants have dental!"
>armaggedon
>not ragnarok
shamefur dispray

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>>1059450

>>1059443
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This is gonna be good. Also, I found Jessie's fight song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_rj5hc3Mwk

Shaking as an older looking blue, grey haired one smirks, tossing a brick up and down, catching it as the little cat girl stares at me and swallows

"H..how do you like that you big bitch" She says as Jessie drums her fingers on the wheel of her truck "You ...you want to uh step up?"

"Mother...messed up my truck!" She growls, steam actually flowing out of her nostrils as I laugh.
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https://youtu.be/PLrxT8Vu978
-
"Hey, Jess,fitting song right?' I laugh as she grips the wheel and growls angrily

What do I do
[] FORWARD MY NOBLESTEED *tell jess to floor it*
[] try it again, I dare yah *baseball bat the brick with my sign* 1d100
[] throw my sign at one of them 1d100
[]jump down and introduce them to my new friend stomp the stop sign 1d100
[] Grin widely, and wait for jess to get out, and stare them down before we attack 2d100
[] Hey jess...we should make a gang to show these posers how its done
[]write in

>>1059450
May doesn't know much about Norse myths

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>1059478
>[] try it again, I dare yah *baseball bat the brick with my sign* 1d100

>>1059443

"You know, there is this thing called the Darwin Awards, and trowing a brick into a moving car? That's auite stupid unless you wanted us to end in a car crash and expend the rest of your life in jail for murder. A weak and cute thing like you? Prison monster girls would eat you alive."

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>1059478
>[] FORWARD MY NOBLESTEED *tell jess to floor it*
>[] try it again, I dare yah *baseball bat the brick with my sign* 1d100

>>1059478
>[] Hey jess...we should make a gang to show these posers how its done
Yes. All the yes. Niddhogr showing these candy ass bitches how a REAL dragon does things.

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>1059478
>[]jump down and introduce them to my new friend stomp the stop sign 1d100

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>1059478
>[] FORWARD MY NOBLESTEED *tell jess to floor it*
>[] try it again, I dare yah *baseball bat the brick with my sign* 1d100

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>1059478
>[] FORWARD MY NOBLESTEED *tell jess to floor it*
>[]jump down and introduce them to my new friend stomp the stop sign 1d100

"I do not make idle threats my little whores!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNRxNc2pC5I

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>1059478
>[] try it again, I dare yah *baseball bat the brick with my sign* 1d100

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>1059490

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>>1059505

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>>1059505

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>>1059478
>[] FORWARD MY NOBLESTEED *tell jess to floor it*
>[] try it again, I dare yah *baseball bat the brick with my sign* 1d100
Man I can't help but imagine May as Gavrill from Franken Fran.

>>1059478
>You kitties had fun with the gang, but it's time to stop now.

>>1059505
This.

>>1059505
OH this is going to be good.

Also, as much as they are our enemy, I do sort of feel for the tabby...she seems to be a bit of a weird victim in this...

ON THE OTHER HAND...she's going to have to earn her own redemption if she ever came back.

>>1059507
man get that weak music outta here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUnUuODrbM8

>>1059505
IT BEGINS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypVii_9QDgQ

>>1059525
The Anarchy Reighs OST is my brawling music, I'm gonna be posting it for awhile. You DO have excellent taste though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k090fjqa04I&index=2&list=PL853Lf5HtEQww8vGcRCg15KSJaXgfiYqA

Man does nobody else want to start a gang?
>>1059534
Honestly I think I found a better on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRys62AAOaw
Avenged Sevenfold is one of the greats

>>1059542
>Layla.jpg
This song always gives me goosebumps

>>1059542
Nah, not my style. But I am up for a rag tag bunch of shonen protagonists saving the day and caring for each other.

Your call if you think that to be one and the same, really.

>>1059542
Running a gang could be fun, no real reason we can't as long as we keep them to a higher standard than regular gangs, Yvette probably wouldn't like it but if the gang is less damaging to the city than what it would otherwise we could swing it I think.

>>1059542
Avenged Sevenfold is fucking awesome, but their music is more for wanton slaughter to me. Anarchy Reigns is for fist fights and hand to hand evisceration.

>>1059567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoPNDbE6UbY
I would argue that "hail to the king" fits PERFECTLY here.
>>1059558
God ASQ. Such wonderful mayhem and slaughter...

>>1059576
And I agree, but I might have one that fit's May just a bit better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtbct2jzLBU&list=RDMMUvDCbt8ciSw&index=15

I step on top of her truck, hearing the metal groaning under my feet as I crouch down and tilt my head, holding one hand out to beckon the bitches forward


"Try it again, I dare ya" I hiss as the blue girl pushes the little one behind her and toss the brick at me with the smugest "Huh,never heard of the darwin awards huh?"

I stand up and grab my sign like a baseball bat as Jessie roars

"DON'T FUCK MY CAR UP EITHER YOU IDIOT" as I laugh, the brick bouncing off the metal face of the sign, breaking in half.

Both piece of it hit the blue cat girl in the face, sending her to the floor with a bloody nose and blank eyes.

"AH!" the little one gasp "S..sila? H..hey I didn't mean any of that honest"

"FORWARD" I shout smacking the cab of the truck "FORWARD MY NOBLE STEED!"


"What?" the girl meows as Jessie grins and floors it, right as I jump off the cab, hearing it bend back into place as the tabby screams and tries to wake her friend up

I turn and see jessie swerve to avoid them, turning right before the end of her truck would've hit them, leaving the tabby on the floor wheezing and hyperventilating as her torn jeans turn a darker shade as she pisses herself crying.

I laugh loudly as jessie gets out of her car, cursing and stomping her hooves as she sees the dent in the side of it

"That bitch better be dead!" She screams as I laugh and stand back up

"Sounding a little like me there jess" I giggle as the tabby hiccups and shakes

"I'm fucking furious!my dad bought me this car, he'd kill me if he saw it like this" She hisses as she walks to my side

What do I do?
[] dump the cats into a trash can
[]tease the tabby
[] wake the bleeding one up,and use her to get into the base
[]Beat the fuck out of the tabby
[] Ask them where the door is, and break it down with jess
[]break the fucker down myself 1d20+might
[]scare the little one even more
[] Call rowen "Puuuuusy caaaaaats, come oooooout and plaaaaaay, Puuuuusy cats...."
[]write in

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1059600
>[] dump the cats into a trash can
>[]break the fucker down myself 1d20+might
>[] Call rowen "Puuuuusy caaaaaats, come oooooout and plaaaaaay, Puuuuusy cats...."

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1059600
>[] Ask them where the door is, and break it down with jess
>[]break the fucker down myself 1d20+might
>[] Call rowen "Puuuuusy caaaaaats, come oooooout and plaaaaaay, Puuuuusy cats...."

Rolled 11 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1059600
>[] dump the cats into a trash can
>[]break the fucker down myself 1d20+might

>>1059589
That's pretty good. Bit hard to make out the lyrics though.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1059600
>[] Call rowen "Puuuuusy caaaaaats, come oooooout and plaaaaaay, Puuuuusy cats...."
>[]break the fucker down myself 1d20+might
>[] dump the cats into a trash can
>>1059612
Holy Shit!

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>>1059612
oh boy~
time for pic related to rowen when we bust through the fucking wall

>>1059600
>[]tease the tabby
>[] wake the bleeding one up,and use her to get into the base
>[]scare the little one even more
[] Call rowen "Puuuuusy caaaaaats, come oooooout and plaaaaaay, Puuuuusy cats...."

>"I'm gonna rip your tails off..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVPtZMMW_Fc

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>>1059612
...I don't actually have an appropriate reaction image for how hard i'm laughing right now, so have awesomepossum instead.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1059600
>[] dump the cats into a trash can
>[]break the fucker down myself 1d20+might
>[] Call rowen "Puuuuusy caaaaaats, come oooooout and plaaaaaay, Puuuuusy cats...."

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>>1059600
>>1059612
Please tell me we do this essentially.

>>1059630
>urahara on the can
Somebody reads SSQ I see.

>>1059600
>[] dump the cats into a trash can
>[] "Little Tabby, you better be thankful that this is all I'm doing to you."
>[] Call rowen "Puuuuusy caaaaaats, come oooooout and plaaaaaay, Puuuuusy cats...."

Again, the Tabby is suffering enough. Just stick her in a garbage can and get to the ones who actually deserve our attention. Piss down the legs and face first into junk is a lot better than what is happening to the others.

>>1059618
They're about what you would expect


>>1059612
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNaGv5a_5U4

>>1059634
I was there for that part, Shit was funny.

>>1059644

>>1059612
>>1059624

And catch two catgirls having sex while at it.

"WHAT THE FUCK!"

"IS A DRAGON! A DAMN DRAGON JUST BROKE THE DAMN WALL!"

"You know... maybe bulling a mother fucking dragon wasn't a good idea..."

>>1059636
I actually prefer the nightcore version of that one. i find the higher speed lends itself well to the song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wFJgyhONEo
>>1059644
Yeah that was probably one of the best conversations we've had in that quest.

>>1059655
>Yeah that was probably one of the best conversations we've had in that quest.
Definitely at the top.

>>1059630
Your filename betrays your excellent taste! Man I need to catch up on that so I can actually participate next thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BukDcL6DelI
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"In the land of pigs, the butcher is king" I say as I scoop up the two girls laying on the floor, lifting them up by their shirts as Jessie steps forward "Can't you heaaaar the choir noooow, Listen to the animal sing"

"Please, I..I don't wanna be a baddie,I just wanna fit in"the tabby cries as I drag her and her unconcious friend to the trash cans and chuckle

"Perfect" I say as I stuff the unconcious one in,and then shove then sniffling and groveling inbetween her legs, face first as she wails and cries

"Whhhhy, this is were we toss our fish" She sniffles as I kick the can and laugh, walking away as Jessie stands in the middle of the alleyway

"Do you really need to be playing music right now May?" She asks calmly and a little disapointedly as I laugh and nod

"Hell yeah" I say licking my fangs as I see the door she's staring at,covered in neon spray paint and christmas lights "think that's the place"

"If it isn't, I'm going now" She says calmly as she walks up to it and puts her hand on the solid steel door..."they're keeping this place clean"

"Just like a real kitty cat....nice looking warehouse to" I say happily admiring it as Jessie nods

"So, want me to get my crowbar and pry it open"She asks,pointing her thumb at her truck as I laugh and shake my head

"Nah, I'll do it"I say calmly as i Push her out of the way "Stand back and be amazed"

-
20+9= GRAND SUCCESS!
-
"Can't you hear, the choir noooow, listen to the animal sing!" I shout as I pull my fist back and blow on my knuckles"Waaait...hold on"

I grab my phone, laughing as I call Rowen's phone and sing into it Puuuuusy caaaaaats, come oooooout and plaaaaaay, Puuuuusy cats...." Slowly and creepily as I can, before putting my phone away

And slamming my fist into the metal door, denting it and sending ripples through it as the building shakes for a moment before the doors buckle and bounce down into the darkened room

"OH" A red face persian catgirl with another one's hand touching her...er "Pussy cat" "OH! is...is that the"

"YEAH, THAT IS THE FUCKIN DRAGON" the other squeaks, pulling her hand out as she turns pale as I laugh and jessie grunts in disgust, grimacing

"Couldn't get a room?" She asks coldly as they stare at us frozen in fear, since I guess they're smart enough not to fuck with somebody who just broke their door like a bunch of balsa wood!

"Hey babe, you...you don't happen to have that switch blade on ya right?"the pink haired persian asks as the black cat curse and shakes her head

"What would it do to a dragon and ...Minotauress?" She says, pausing when she sees Jessie, who smiles happily

"Correct" She says happily as the cat girl sighs in relief

"Fuck nyaah" the long haired one meows, as the two cuddle together

"H..hey we're just on watch,you can go right ahead" the black cat says looking at me like she's about to wet herself, her eyes slowly falling on my stop sign.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!" another voice yells
cont

>>1059745

What do I do?
[] Beat the hell out of them for fun
[]Yell back "TWO PUSSY CATS A FUCKIN"
[] Extort them,in exchange for telling no one
[]Walk down the hallway, and get ready for a fight 1d100
[] is this a club or something, cause it smells like one
[]pick them up and hold them as hostages
[] write in
[]

Sorry for the delay

Internet died

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>1059755
>[] Beat the hell out of them for fun
>[]Yell back "TWO PUSSY CATS A FUCKIN"
>[]Walk down the hallway, and get ready for a fight 1d100
THE DEVILJHO IS HERE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6deLTucEn9w