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>>1055175
Good to see you, Wong, I'm always looking forward to this...as is the friend I read it to, hehe.

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KESTRELS BANZAAAAAAAAAI!

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>>1055175
Lets roll

YOU ARE: Amos A. Wedge (Age 18)

Attractiveness: 7
Body Type: 10
Cool: 8 (Fast Talk & Persuasion +2, Intimidation +3, Leadership +3)
Empathy: 6
Intelligence: 8 (Awareness +3)
[Education]: +3
Luck: 7
Movement Allowance: 7
Reflexes: 10 (Dodge & Escape +6, Mecha Fighting +7, Mecha Gunnery +7, Mecha Melee +7, Mecha Missiles +7 Mecha Pilot +7, Melee +4, Hand-to-Hand +4 Handgun +4, Stealth +3, Zero-G +3)
Technical Ability: 8

Rookie Bonus: Anime Hero

Luck Points 7 (refreshes at end of session), Maneuver Pool 2 (refreshes at end of combat, otherwise identical to Luck)

Your Mech Is: S-Delphinius Prototype

Medium Weight Torso: C/S/K 12, 6 tons
Medium Weight Head: C/S/K 6, 3 tons
Light Heavy Left Arm: C/S/K 8, 3.5 tons
Left Hand: 2 CP, 1 Space, 1 Kill, 0.5 tons
Light Heavy Right Arm: C/S/K 8, 3.5 tons
Right Hand: 2 CP, 1 Space, 1 Kill, 0.5 tons
Medium Weight Left Leg: C/S/K 7, 3 tons
Medium Weight Right Leg: C/S/K 7, 3 tons

Armor: Officer's Light Heavy (7 SP, 10.5 CP, 3.5 tons) on all locations, does not ablate from damage caused by attacks dealing less than 4 Kills

Main Sensors (Head): 4 CP, 1 Space, 2 Kills, 1 ton
Backup Sensors (Torso): 2 CP, 2 Spaces, 2 Kills, 1 ton
Advanced Sensor Package (Head): 10 CP, 2 Spaces

Options: Torso Cockpit with Environment Pod (2 CP, 2 Spaces), Torso Storage Module (1 CP, 1 Space), Liftwire (0.3 CP), Spotlights (0.2 CP), Weapons Cross Linkage (Repeating Beam Cannons 2 CP), Deluxe Anti-Theft Lock (0.4 CP), Stereo (0.1 CP)

Armament:
[Left Arm-Mounted] Amos Custom Hero Active Shield: DA 0, SP 12 (does not ablate from damage caused by attacks dealing less than 8 kills), 67 CP, 1 Space, 6 tons
[Left Arm-Mounted] Amos Repeating Beam Cannon x2 (stats show an individual beam cannon): Range 550m, WA +1, 8K, BV 3, Fragile (only 1 Kill of structure), 34.5 CP, 3 Spaces, 0.5 tons
[Right Handheld] Amos Custom Beam Lance: WA+2, 12K (only 2K of structure), EMW (treats SP as 4 less than usual), Quick, 41 CP, 8 Spaces, 1 ton
[Right Arm-Mounted] Amos Tactical Missile Array: Range 550m, WA +3, 10K (7K of structure), Fuse (Missiles can be set on a timer or detonated remotely), 10 Missiles, 29.5 CP, 7 Spaces, 3.5 tons

Thrusters & Speed: 5 per leg, 7 in the torso, 3 in the head, 1 per arm, moves 500 meters per turn in flight or can run 200m. 22 CP
Total Weight: 59 tons
Total Cost: 295 CP

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>>1055175
First time rolling dice, let's hope I did good

>>1055175
Oh sweet jesus, this is going to hell in a hand basket. Hopefully we can calm down simon and the squillia because I smell scenario boss.

>>1055233
Scenario boss? More like Third Impact-we-all-gon-be-dead Boss. Remember what Maria said about Innsmouth?

>>1055263
Yes, because I pieced it together last thread. Those things in the raptor was akin to a mandrake. The bio armor is basically talking to Simon and manipulating him through the Squillia. Unless we snap him out of it, this situation will go very bad.

>>1055263
>tfw Innsmouth is literally "in the mouth" of an elder monstruosity from beyond our time.

>>1055211
http://pastebin.com/sR0KhwEu
I updated the M-Sagiser Pastebin, I'm gonna leave any other mech building stuff for post-thread

>>1055294
>inb4 people start turning into fish monsters

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>>1055330
>Bloodborne
>giant fish monsters
GG everyone we're dead Avalon won

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The scream rattles your bones. It's a mechanical sound, mostly, like the sound a flexible sheet of metal makes when you hold both ends and wobble it up and down wildly, only loud and distorted beyond imagining. It sounds angry. It sounds frightened. Despite being clearly mechanical, it also sounds paradoxically alive.

You turn back just long enough to see the S-Squilla ripping the restraint cables free, some of them dangling from its back where they tear in the middle rather than popping free from the sockets along its spine, but you don't stop running, out the door of the hotel and into the street.

As you do, the S-Squilla's tremendous arm smashes through the glass, sweeping around in an arc that sends razor-edged fragments tumbling down, tumbling down towards you. Fortunately, you have the reflexes of a young ace, and you have Irina to protect. You reflexively predict where the shards are going to fall and pull Irina out of the way, your friends following you.

“FATHER!” The S-Squilla roars. You wouldn't be surprised if your ears were bleeding from that awful tone, as another spasm rocks the earth. A building, one of the tall Jovian-style skyscrapers, shudders and starts to collapse, dust billowing into the air. You hear screams, some of them unfortunately cut off. There's a certain awfulness to it that you've never known on the battlefield, as the merciless hand of nature cuts those lives short. You try not to look at the bodies of some of the technicians who didn't make it out of the hotel, including a young woman desperately trying to resucitate a boy with a glittering fragment of glass as big as a dagger sticking out of his chest. A groundcar passing by swerves and fishtails, nearly flipping over, but managing to slam on the brakes in time. Through the window, you see the alarmed face of a young man, Martian. No uniform, but you don't really pay attention to that, you can assume he's military. You flag him down and grab the passenger-side doorhandle, throwing it open.

“We need to get to the ship!” You bellow, practically throwing the others inside.

“The ship?” He echoes. He must be in shock. Poor kid, he looks about your age, maybe a big younger.

“Yes, the ship! The Cicero! We need our mecha to stop him before he hurts anyone!” You glance at the rear-view cameras, spotting the S-Squilla headbutting its way out of the hotel, ripping itself free through sheer brute force.

“Ah, the Jovian ship. Say no more, effendi. By the way, what is that thing?” He asks, revving the sturdy sports-utility vehicle up and speeding away from downtown, towards where the Cicero is parked.

“Classified.” Irina barks, seeming to recover her head a little. She's been staring at the hotel in shock ever since the S-Squilla started screaming.

[Continued]

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>>1055330
>>1055338

Also, I'm done checking the M-Sagister:
>then anon posted new pastebin.
Huh, interesting.

Anyway, the CP cost is okay.
But...
First, your weapons range are wrong.
The Sweeper range is 225m
And the missiles range are 675m.

Second, your missiles cost 4,875, you may want to round it anyway, but some anons seem to like to use even the centesimals...

Third... Do you know what will happen if your mech loses its head? Are you certain of that strategy when your head is your weakest point?

>>1055338

You know, I never really got how if Kos, or as some say, Kosm died in the past it could theoretically grant eyes to people in the future.

>>1055343
once again Moe finds himself in a completely weirdly fucked up situation

>>1055343
>Moe, master of not giving a fuck

>>1055343
>Then Ceasar appears in the the front seat.
"Nothing is really classified when you're a Iron Kestrel!"
>He looks at Amo's stunned face while smiling smuggly and using his new shades.
"Long time no see, huh?"

>>1055351
Eldrich abominations don't really seem to care about the whole 'linear passage of time' thing Wong.

>>1055351
Are you also questioning how a giant spider made of eyes is keeping a nightmare out of reality or how a dude howling with a cage on his head is a good boss fight?

Or how apparently you can turn into a squid if you eat umbilical cords?

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>>1055376
>"Long time no see, huh?"
>Not "Kept you waiting, huh?"
Big Boss is sad.

>>1055390

Rom was a hero and Micolash is a great boss fight.

Also you turn into the squid because the umbilical cords were mutating you (giving you eyes on the inside), and destroying the Moon Presence completes the process of turning you into a true Old One.

>>1055409
>he doesn't question why any of this shit is the way it is

>but time shittery concerns him

Wong pls. It's all a metaphor.

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“Don't worry, we've got five SOUL machines. We'll stop it.” Lara promises, her sisters nodding along.

“No!” Irina barks again, “No. I understand, girls, but...that thing could rip you in half, it was built to rival the Black Ogre.”

The Martian glances back at her, then turns his eyes again to the road.

“But-” Lyra protests.

“No buts!” Irina snaps, “Don't argue with me on this, damn it! Your Betta MPs aren't quite the same frame as a Knight, but they're about as sturdy. I've seen the footage of what the Black Ogre can do to those, and you should have too!”

“I would be happy to provide assistance.” The Martian boy notes, deftly swerving around another collapsing building in the nick of time.

“Can it fly?” Garret asks, craning his head around to watch as the S-Squilla tears its way free of the hotel as if emerging from a gigantic, glittering egg, shaking the glass shards from its frame and setting its eyes on the horizon. It begins to walk. A small office building stands in its way, and it casually steps onto the roof, crushing it down beneath its bulk. You use your PC to access the military commnet, meanwhile.

“No and no!” Irina shakes her head violently, “If the Betta MPs won't do any good, neither will a Scimitar. That thing has a Magnetic Grappling Harpoon.” She pauses, then starts to explain, “That is, a nanofiber cable stored in liquid form and extruded into solid fibers when needed with a signal from the guiding microdrones that form the grasper at its tip.”

“I know very well what a Grappling Harpoon is.” The Martian sounds hurt, slowing down to avoid a gaggle of Qu'liri being herded to safety by a large man with a mohawk and a beard. The man starts to approach and the boy waves him away, “We're alright!” He calls out to him, as the groundcar continues rolling, then he addresses Irina again, “I suppose a Scimitar would be of limited use against that behemoth. By Allah, I have only seen its like once before.”

You grunt in acknowledgment, “The Paladin.” You guess. He must be referring to the size of the S-Squilla.

“Yessss, the Paladin.” For a moment you almost think you saw him hesitate, but you suppose you would be distracted too. “What else could I be referring to, effendi? There are not many other mecha like that, no, not at all.”

“The Black Ogre, I suppose.” Garret remarks.

The Martian jumps, and swerves, avoiding a Qu'liri woman with a groundcar full of children. He waves apologetically to her, “Just as you say. As useful as it might be, alas it is not here.”

You're about to ask his rank, he's keeping a damned cool head for a rookie. The Martians don't really have a special unit for their aces and seem leery of sending them to SOUL, but it's possible he's someone you've at least heard of, when you spot something that makes your heart nearly stop, standing on top of a building.

[Continued]

>>1055417
>implying that Wong isn't a Elder One.
Anon pls

>>1055417

It's more that I wondered if Kos being properly killed just returned it to its home plane, or whether the "Kos" corpse is just a piece of the real Kos, or what.

>>1055347
Updated the bin again: http://pastebin.com/sR0KhwEu
Managed to add backup sensors back on and moved the cockpit to the torso, had to shave down the head a bit and had to use the un-rounded cost of the missile pod and remove the stereo and lift wire.

This time for real, no more changes till post-thread.

Bloodborne is a game where you fight various giant shaggy dogs. I don't know where everyone is getting eldritch bullshit from.

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>>1055427
Moe, you are fighting Garret for top boy position. Also, I hope you lot are paying attention, we've got some clues. If the Squilia is scared and angry, calming it down may be the best idea. Hopefully that Pooling idea works when it comes to the chat, because we will need it.

>>1055448
Oh my sweet summer child...

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>>1055427
>Its the Kaiserswordfish

>>1055499
>it's Bluegill Joe
>and Char
>in a Jaeger

We cross-franchise nao

>>1055491
I'm just trolling, I beat it but you can't deny a large amount of enemies fit that description

>>1055482
Also, I just realized Pierre is here too if he's the bearded man with the mohawk.

>>1055509
Of that I had no doubt, and yes most of them do have worse hair that a meth-addled hobo.

>>1055499
Oh yeah Brazil, don't check the Fist of Zeus yet, I looked at it and I realized I actually stopped updating it halfway through.

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A yellow robe that whips in the wind, and an almost featureless mask of pale wood. Tall, with what looks like an athletic build from what you can see outlined by the saffron cloth that enshrouds him.

“...Bane?” You whisper.

“From Batman?” The Martian asks quizzically. “You mean the masked man, yes?” He follows your gaze, and frowns, “That is Bane?”

“I don't understand, what is he doing?” You ask aloud as the man in yellow drops out of sight.

“What a strange-looking Bane. Should he not have body armor? On Mars, Bane wears armor.” The Martian sounds unimpressed.

“It doesn't matter what he wears, what matters is his plan.” You shake your head, “Innsmouth's Theater in the Park isn't doing anything today, we drove by there on the way here. Why dress up?”

“You would know better than I, effendi.” The Martian shrugs. Another rumble, and a jagged scar traces its way across the road.

You see Bane lightly hop down from the rooftop, putting the building between you and him. You're not sure why you have such a bad feeling about this.

The Martian doesn't stop to let you figure it out, gunning the engine and swearing in Arabic as he avoids the obstacles, getting you out of the city and to the ship. Finally, you're able to cut through the noise on the military commnet...or rather, Captain Clearwater does. For once, he's gotten the thing working correctly. At least, mostly correctly, he's much too loud.

"ALL UNITS, REPORT TO YOUR MECHA, INITIATE DISASTER RELIEF PROTOCOLS. INNSMOUTH GUARD, MOVE TO SUPPORT THEM. I'M IN TOWN, BUT I'M ON MY WAY BACK TO THE SHIP. JOVE GRANT MERCY TO US ALL."

"Tater Squad here. Permission to engage?" It's a Qu'liri-accented voice, presumably some of the Innsmouth planetary guard.

"Ziggy Squad, moving to support Tater Squad. Enemy mech in our sights." Another voice echoes.

"TATER SQUAD, ZIGGY SQUAD, BELAY THAT." Clearwater's voice isn't a yell, just loud. He sounds alarmed, "YOUR BLUEGILLS CAN'T TAKE THAT THING."

"We know, sir." Confirms Ziggy Squad's commander, "But we can slow it down."

Tater Squad's leader confirms, "This is our home, sir. Dying isn't a bad price for that. Commencing epoxy webbing!"

You hear Captain Clearwater snap to attention, "MINERVA PROTECT YOU, SOLDIERS. YOU'RE A CREDIT TO YOUR MECHA." He sounds a bit choked-up.

[Continued]

>>1055448

In Japanese "Hunter" and "Dogcatcher" use exactly the same word. You're just catching those doggers and sending them to a good home.

>>1055543
..Who is this masked man and why am I starting to get a Big O vibe to go along with the Evagellion shenanigans.

>>1055568
I bet my bitcoins that he is a Paladin.

>>1055572
Also... because I was lazy and copied my sensors from another person, they have 700 km range...

Since we're talking about Bloodborne, just finished the Old Iron King in Ds2

>>1055597
Great boss, I'd say it's way up in there in Souls boss design, right after Ancient Wyvern and Curse Rotten Greatwood.

>>1055607

I always hated him because he's such a pain to fight solo with melee.

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“Amos.” Irina remarks quietly, “Remind me later, I need to talk to you. It's about the reentry system the Cavalier used to reach Qu'lir's surface.”

“What about it?” You ask, as the groundcar skids to a stop near the open mechbay doors of the Cicero. You undo your safety restraints.

“Do you not know what 'later' means?” She harrumphs, then sighs, apparently resigned to it, “Damn it, I don't want you distracted wondering.” She grabs your shoulder, and whispers fiercely, “Remember how I said that was new technology even for Bahamutcorp? Well, I collected some samples to confirm my suspicions and...I was right. It IS our technology. The logo is even still on it.”

“What does that mean?” You ask quietly.

She shakes her head, “I don't know. Like I said, we'll talk later. Now go! Go!” She sighs, “At least we hadn't installed the thrusters on the S-Squilla yet, that should limit it to walking for now.”

You've never got into your mecha and gotten airborne so quickly in your life, Garret flying alongside you.

“Hey, Amos.” Garret asks over the comms, “What are we going to do? I mean, that's Simon in there. We can't really...” His voice trails off. You know exactly what he's thinking of. Lives are at stake, but Simon has been your friend ever since the Academy.

>[What say?]

>>1055627
We try and distract him, get him away from town. Keep him talking. By the sounds of it the machine is freaking out as much as he is. We need to snap him out. Irina, look at the data we collected does the color of the thread remind you of something else's color? I think something is messing with the Squillia.

>>1055610
I'm about 95% certain the entire Old Iron King boss fight was designed around him pushing you into that stupid fucking hole near the fog door.

>tfw the corps are working with avalon
>tfw Roarke really is the only hope for the galaxy
>tfw holy shit Moe has fluffy hair

>>1055627
>"We keep him talking and try to calm him and his mech down... That thing is "alive", isn't it? I think that it may be "feeding" Simon with whatever it is sensing or feeling right now, and while we can't do anything about that our only choice is to try to reason with them to avoid both of them going beserker... Also, I'll try to hold him down while you protect my ass from external interference, okay?"

>>1055351
Dont think too hard about it. Cthulhu is dead as well.

>>1055652
You know... They are a monarchy... There is nothing but "The Queen felt like so" to block them from going "Ancap levels of production are back!" and buying the corps.

Or it could just be the typical case of a Corp selling to both sides and to make even more money, bonus points if it makes the war longer.

>>1055641
Either way, we need a full report on it's capabilities. Get that Girl Simon likes. If the thing is controlled, Simon is our best bet in calming it down. That may require snapping him out of it by talking him down. Anyone who knows him might be able to help here but we are going to need a lot of it.
So the Plan is first: Get him out of the city and away from civilians. Try to communicate and slow him down. He looks like he's going somewhere. Let's stop that. Garret provide support. If it gets dangerous we go for the take down but as a last resort. Also, find out where that earthquake is coming from. It only started when the Squilia acted up.

>>1055597
You better be playing a dual cestus build thunder. I was so disappointed when they nerfed it for dark souls 3

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>>1055677
>TFW Not!Anaeheim Electronics/Bahamutcorp has a division of Green Man Sympathizers

>>1055713
Yeah, now everyone only uses them for parrying.

>>1055713
Nope quality build with full Drangelic set after abandoning a miracles build

>>1055714
Man, I bet they will sell the Tetra to Roarke if they could. Also, have some fitting music! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTST11Ybwg4

>>1055723
>tfw still have a version of the game where miracles are strong as shit.

>>1055646

That hole is the real boss.

>>1055723
>not Havel's armor, Havel's greatshield, and Red Iron Twinblade
>not invading Archdrake Shrine

>>1055762
>Not dual wielding smelter hammers in your skivvies

>>1055762
>>1055787
>Not going for maximum cancer and using the Smelter Helm, Havel Set and Hexes

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“We distract him.” You say simply, “Keep him talking. I don't think it's Simon doing this.” You plot Simon's course on your sensors, and curse. He's not following a road, not mostly, he's walking a straight line through buildings and roads alike, heading towards the edge of the city.

“What do you mean?” Garret asks, the S-Pyxicephalus' head swiveling towards you.

“That fungus we found, those weren't the famous Green Men spores. What if it's some kind of degnerated mandrake?”

“A what?” Garret asks.

“The plant thingy the Paladins and S-Squilla have. The one that powers up their mech and makes it more responsive. Think about it, it's like a living HMIS, right? So it can interact with living things, but because it's biological it's not as predictable as ours.”

“It's still dumb to call it a mandrake.” Garret grumbles.

“So why is it here? How did it get here? What if there's more? What if they're communicating with the S-Squilla somehow, calling it?” You ask.

Tater and Ziggy Squads are missing a few people, and as you watch, the S-Squilla fires its magnetic grappling harpoon from its mouth, grabbing ahold of an unlucky Bluegill, yanking it in, and crushing it. Epoxy webbing criss-crosses the road in all directions but one, hard as cement, but it doesn't seem to stop the juggernaut tearing through it as though it were cobwebs.

“It sounds like you're panicking, Amos. Maybe they are and maybe there aren't, let's not get into any conspiracy theories until we know more. Right now, the objective is right ahead of us.” Garret warns you, "Even if you might be on to something. Simon's dad abandoned him, right? Plus his stepdad's dead. What father is he talking about?"

You nod, “Right.” You flip your comms to the general channels, “Good work, guys, we'll take it from here.”

You open vidcomms to Simon.

[Continued]

Game continues in an hour so Wong can eat.

>>1055815
>the S-Squilla fires its magnetic grappling harpoon from its mouth, grabbing ahold of an unlucky Bluegill, yanking it in, and crushing it
It's like a giant bio-mechanical Yoshi.

>>1055834
>It's like a giant bio-mechanical Yoshi.
You say that like Yoshi isn't a regular sized bio-mechanical Yoshi

>>1055815
>S-Squilla fires its magnetic grappling harpoon from its mouth, grabbing ahold of an unlucky Bluegill, yanking it in, and crushing it.
i hope those pilots know to eject when the grapple gets their asses.

>>1055815
>I feel like a child again, watching a action show without even blinking right.
>And then the commercial break came.

WHY WONG!? WHY YOU MUST EAT!?

>>1055843
You say that like the S-Squilla isn't a regular sized Yoshi on this dimension.

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>>1055843
>>1055834

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>>1055874
shit wrong pic

>>1055869
You say that like the S-Squilla isn't a Mekton scale Roadstriker

>>1055876
>implying an EVA could beat godzilla
>implying anyone can beat godzilla

>>1055891
Well Shin Godzilla got beaten in the movie so...

>>1055898
Still waiting to see that but I'm going to bet hes coming back.

>>1055815
Ohhhhhhhh noes.
we messed up, the S-Squilla isn't talking about the Paladin or even about the Elder thing.
Its talking about Amos.

>>1055898
there was also the american godzilla.

>>1055904
THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN DON'T EVER MENTION THINGS THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN
God that movie was so bad

>>1055903
It gets in range of us and proceeds to bear hug us. Thats it, aside from calling us father. Garret is laughing both out of the hilarity and madness of it all.
>>1055907
DO NOT AVERT YOUR GAZE. WE SHOULD NOT BURY THE PAST, BUT TAKE IT AS A SIGN OF SHIT TO COME FROM HOLLYWOOD.

>>1055907
It was so bad that the company that made the original godzilla bought the rights to it just so they could kill the bastard in a movie. Say what you will, that is hatred right there.

>>1055904
Retconned into a separate monster.
>>1055907
It actually shows up again in final wars for about 20 seconds.

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>>1055922
>>1055907
>>1055903

>>1055922
>>1055919
>>1055907
>>1055898

So... In what order should I watch the movies?
And from where I should begin?

>>1055907
>tfw you thought that movie was okay

I have definitely seen worse movies.

>>1055919
You know... Lets open this by bear hugging him with all of our love.

Who seconds this?

>>1055948
I've no idea. It's like watching the entirety of Gundam in order, there's like 50 different movies.

>>1055958
..you do realize this thing likely has a bite attack if it just munched the bluegill. Bearhugs would only deal with it's arms. Besides, I would rather get it out of the city first before doing anything.

>>1055965
hug it from behind then, problem solved unless it can rotate it's neck like an owl

>>1055948
Might as well watch them in release order, all the way from 1954 to now. Ain't like they were made to be one coherent universe, so might as well watch them all.

Although you should definitely watch Godzilla the Series. It's pretty fucking good.

>>1055960
31.
>>1055958
I cant see the logic in attempting to use wrestle with a mech that specializes in hand to hand.

So just as a heads-up the S-Squilla costs 463 CP without any thrusters and before multiplying by 1.5 for its bio-energy cool powerplant (mandrake).

>>1055979
>463 CP
WTF IS THIS THING PACKING?

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>>1055979

Part of this is because of its primary weapons, which are a discarded version of the Kaiser's.

>>1055979
Well that is horrifying. IRIN YOU BETTER HAVE WEAPON AND DEFENSE DATA ON THIS THING, WE ARE NOT FIGHTING IT BLIND.

>>1055979
>436

>before 1.5 multiplication.

aaaaa

>>1055994
wait, what do you mean by discarded? As is in the kaiser's old clothes or 'woah-ho, no way can we use this stuff! It's too expensive and dangerous!'

>>1055994
Laser claw things right?

>>1055987
Schlongs.

BIG
BLACK
GIANT
SCHLONGS!

>>1056007
More like,
>What can we do with the Black Ogre if we had access to Greenman Tech, unlimited budget, and no sense of right or wrong.

>>1055979
>463CP
>Before Thursters
>Before x1.5
I laughed it off when she said that it was made to rival the Kaiser... But now it isn't fun anymore...

You know what, if he wants it, just lets it bearhug the Paladin, if they survive a raging madrake killing everything on sight who gets in the way to hugging a Paladin to death they just deserve to win this...

>>1056007

I mean I considered it until I calculated the cost. For the S-Squilla I improved it somewhat.

>>1056008

Yes. It's literally fighting with the in-setting equivalent of an AT-field produced from its arms. You'll see the stats soon.

>>1055979
>and then big dick Roarke walks in and rolls like a shining golden god and stomps it into the dirt before fucking Simon's girl and leaving with Irina

Standard operating procedure.

I'm using humor to mask my fear, someone hold me.

>>1056021
>I mean I considered it until I calculated the cost. For the S-Squilla I improved it somewhat.
jfc

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>>1056021
>It's literally fighting with the in-setting equivalent of an AT-field produced from its arms
WAKE ME UP INSIDE

>>1056021
It really is a anti Roarke Machine. Gods damned thats a horrifying combo. Especially if going full power and using +3 accuracy.

S-Squilla


Light Heavy Torso: C/S/K 14, 7 tons
Light Heavy Head: C/S/K 7, 3.5 tons
Light Heavy Left Arm: C/S/K 8, 3.5 tons
Left Hand: See Armament
Light Heavy Right Arm: C/S/K 8, 3.5 tons
Right Hand: See Armament
Light Heavy Left Leg: C/S/K 8, 3.5 tons
Light Heavy Right Leg: C/S/K 8, 3.5 tons

Armor: Officer's Medium Heavy (8 SP, 12 CP, 4.0 tons) on all locations, does not ablate from damage caused by attacks dealing less than 4 Kills

Main Sensors (Head): 4 CP, 1 Space, 2 Kills, 1 ton
Backup Sensors (Torso): 2 CP, 2 Spaces, 2 Kills, 1 ton
Advanced Sensor Package (Head): 10 CP, 2 Spaces

Options: Torso Cockpit with Environment Pod (2 CP, 2 Spaces), Torso Storage Module (1 CP, 1 Space), Liftwire (0.3 CP), Spotlights (0.2 CP), Weapons Cross Linkage (Barrier Fists 6 CP), Deluxe Anti-Theft Lock (0.4 CP), Stereo (0.1 CP)

Armament: The S-Squilla is a remarkably simple yet expensive machine. Its hands have numerous small vents that allow it to project a plasma “mitten” inside of a dense A-Particle sheath over its hands and down its forearms, producing the equivalent of a beam weapon that can tear apart anything in its path, along with serving as a shield. It also has a head-mounted Magnetic Grappling Harpoon, and an electrifying bite
[Hands] Barrier Fists x2 (stats show an individual fist): WA+3, 10K (only 2K of structure), EMW (treats SP as 4 less than usual), Handy, Quick, Variable (can be converted back and forth as a free action between its sword form and a beam shield form with 8SP and DA 0), 140 CP, 8 Spaces, 1 ton
[Head-Mounted] Magnetic Grappling Harpoon: Range 400m, WA 0, 0K (8 Kills of structure), Entangling (can deliver grapple attacks), 7 CP, 1 Spaces, 4 tons
[Head-Mounted] Fearsome Maw: WA +0, 6K, AP, Shock (in addition to normal damage), 25 CP, 4 Spaces, 3 tons

Thrusters & Speed: TBD

Special Systems: Bioenergy Powerplant (Mandrake). Total CP x1.5

Total Weight: 59.5 tons
Total Cost: 463 CP (694.5 after mandrake adjustment)

>>1056041
>inb4 Belphegor appearing in a even more overpowered mech and stomping it so hard that even Duke Kirito can feels his pain. From Sol. EVEN IF HE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN MANDRAKE-MAGIC BULLSHIT.

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>>1056052
Excuse me for a minute
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>1056052
>[Head-Mounted] Fearsome Maw: WA +0, 6K, AP, Shock (in addition to normal damage), 25 CP, 4 Spaces, 3 tons
Ahhhhhh...
>[Hands] Barrier Fists x2 (stats show an individual fist): WA+3, 10K (only 2K of structure), EMW (treats SP as 4 less than usual), Handy, Quick, Variable (can be converted back and forth as a free action between its sword form and a beam shield form with 8SP and DA 0), 140 CP, 8 Spaces, 1 ton
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>1056052
Yeah, shock weapons.

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>>1056052

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>>1056052
>project a plasma “mitten”
"This hand of mine glows with an awesome power, its burning grip tells me to defeat you!"

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>>1056052
Fuck.

>>1056052
>MFW when it has MA+12 so most line mechs can't run away from it

>>1056052
Honestly, that isn't nearly as bad as I feared.

The only saving grace about this entire situation is that we didn't have our bits when they built this so they have no countermeasure planed for them

>>1056052
>[Head-Mounted] Magnetic Grappling Harpoon: Range 400m, WA 0, 0K (8 Kills of structure), Entangling (can deliver grapple attacks), 7 CP, 1 Spaces, 4 tons
Wrong.
it should cost 14,5CP.


About the rest... Eh, I'm dissapointed, I though that it would be way worse.
The only thing that really makes me worry is the "Fearsome Maw", But the gloves are "only" Kaiser-level, and the shields do nothing against strong enough weapons.

In fact, if it tries to block Amos's Lance, it would destroy the shield for the rest of the fight, if I'm not mistaken.

We can probably just take away its limbs if we we want to... But lets try the power of friendship first.

>>1056118
I think the counter measure for the bits is 'get in range of the Squillia'. This thing is god damn horrifying with that accuracy and bio plant.
>>1056121
First off, 8 kill melee weapon is 4 cp. entangling increases it to 5. 2 cp are needed to bring the spaces down. It's legit.
And that shield is strong enough to block the blows. You need to do double the damage to short out those shields. So it can indeed block our hits. Infact, it would be just strong enough to take no kills from the first hit.

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>>1056052
Hey Guys, whats going on.......

>What a day to over sleep

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it currently doesn't have thrusters implemented yeah? so we blow off its legs forcing it to crawl with its hands... this thing is starting to remind me of the burning cleric beast fight from the bloodborne dlc

>>1056052
Its actually got a pretty shitty range on its harpoon. Shooting it from range is a valid option. Anyone got any old Ajax Sniper Canons to equip our Pumpkinseeds and Betta's with?

>>1056140
And you know what the kicker is? That shield is just strong enough to fully block our own punches and does not degrade. In a drawn out fight the Squilia would win just due to attrition.

>>1056140
Oops, you are right, my mistake on the grapple, as I probably expected it to be quick.

About the shield... I was wrong in the duration of the malfuction, but 9k is enough to shut it down for the rest of the turn, so he can only block 2 attacks out of 4 each turn... what isn't a very good deal for him.
Also, you forgot about the "EMW ignores 4 SP" part, so Amos's 12k can indeed shortcircuit it for good.

>>1056175
EMW does not affect energy and reactive shields.

>>1056173
Aren't those shields not active shields though? No autoparry. And he still needs to successfully parry the attacks.

It's entirely possible for Roarke to drown it in fists. Especially if he destroys one arm then it can't block from that side due to shield coverage and how it works, right?

I have no idea what is going on, since I can't understand the rules enough to try.

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Rolled 3 + 5 (1d10 + 5)

You get out your PC and start typing to Irina, hoping to get some data on this thing. Fuck classification, you're well beyond the point of protecting Bahamutcorp trade secrets.

Simon accepts at the same moment Irina returns your message. There's a file attached, and you open it up...but you're more concerned with your friend.

Simon is hanging in his cockpit, the white tendrils attached to his helmet have wrapped themselves around his limbs, holding him aloft like a marionette. His arms move in a limp imitation of the swinging haymakers the S-Squilla is using to remove buildings from its way, and his legs sway as if marching. He looks like he's asleep, but he's smiling.

“Simon. C'mon, Simon, snap out of it.” You call out to him. “It's time to wake up.”

“Amossss?” His head tilts one way, then the other, almost drunkenly, “I...I'm sorry, Amos, I don't know what's going on.”

“Father, I'm coming!” The S-Squilla roars in Simon's voice, “I'm stronger than ever, stronger than anyone! Nothing can stand in my way now! I'm not a weakling anymore!”

“Simon, somehow your mech took control from you. Take it back, come on man.” You look down at the file, you can't help yourself...and then you abruptly wish you hadn't. A bead of sweat trickles down your forehead beneath the visor of your helmet. Why? That's the only question. Every mech designer boasts about their work, claims it's the best, the ultimate weapon, why did Irina have to be so honest and so competent!? “Just hit eject.”

“Amos...” Simon's eyes open slightly, and he reaches out, his fingers grasping at nothing, “I'm sorry. In the end, I really wasn't strong enough. I never should have become a SOUL pilot. This thing, I'm not riding it. It's riding me. I can feel it, digging around inside my brain, learning how I fight, using it. It's making me remember every sim I've ever done, every fight I've ever been in, all at once. It's...I can't explain it. Please, Amos.” His eyes open wide, anguish shining bright in his face, “Just aim for the cockpit, I can't control it for long!” The S-Squilla's entire frame trembles and slowly, meter by meter, it spreads its arms wide, exposing its torso.

You activate the S-Delphinius' lance, hovering on your thrusterjets, “You know I'm not going to do that.”

Simon lets out a choked sob, his eyes jerking crazily all around, his body thrashing as if electrocuted...and then abruptly going limp.

Rain begins to fall again. Just like when you fought the Paladin.

Lightning crackles in the S-Squilla's maw. The remains of the Bluegill smolder in its grip as its hands and arms start to shine. A beautiful, pearlescent radiance, all colors and none, glistens from them, interlapping layers of A-Particle sheaths and contained plasma. It tosses the smaller mech aside, and roars. Raindrops hit its hands and burst instantly into steam, clouds trailing its shining fingers as they curl into fists.

>[1d10+5]

>>1056173
NO, it isn't.
It blocks just 8SP, as the arms bonus do not apply.

What happens is that the first hit gets ignored by the Beta armor, bu then the linked one do full damage on his arm, doing 6K to the arm and ablating the armor by -1SP .
Then his shields goes down.
And he loses his arms in the next hit he receives.

>>1056180
Its also heavier than the Knuckle Kaiser. Combine that with Roarke's higher dice rolls and I would still give the fight to him.

Rolled 10 + 5 (1d10 + 5)

>>1056181

Rolled 6 + 5 (1d10 + 5)

>>1056181
+2 luck. We are not letting it get initiative.

Rolled 7 + 5 (1d10 + 5)

>>1056181

Rolled 10 + 5 (1d10 + 5)

>>1056181

>>1056195
Jesus elo

Rolled 7 + 5 (1d10 + 5)

>>1056181
to de-limb the the berseker robot or somehow ripout the cockpit unit

>>1056180
Same goes for roarke though.

>>1056190

Shields, yes, plural.

Only one would get knocked out from blocking the monstrous lance of the S-Delphinius...but that raises another question, is close combat really how you want to fight this thing? It's a high risk, high reward strategy.

>>1056181
>Simon lets out a choked sob, his eyes jerking crazily all around, his body thrashing as if electrocuted...and then abruptly going limp.

Alright fuck it. Lets take down this monster. No monster takes control of our friend.

>>1056209
I was talking Squilla VS Kaiser.

But with Amos?

Missile his legs out, spend some luck on it too.

You've handily won initiative. Will you...

>[Engage in melee, using both actions to attack]
>[Drop missiles on it, using both actions to fire missiles]
>[Ascend and drop missiles on it, using one action to take flight out of reach and the other to open fire with your missiles]
>[Fire your double-barreled beam cannon, using both actions to shoot]
>[Ascend and fire, using one action to take flight out of reach and the other to open fire with your guns]

>>1056224
>>[Ascend and drop missiles on it, using one action to take flight out of reach and the other to open fire with your missiles]
AIM FOR DAT LEGS!

>>1056224
>>[Ascend and drop missiles on it, using one action to take flight out of reach and the other to open fire with your missiles]
get in the air and blows its legs out

>>1056224
>[Drop missiles on it, using both actions to fire missiles]
>Keep trying to make Simon snap out of it

>>1056224
>[Ascend and drop missiles on it, using one action to take flight out of reach and the other to open fire with your missiles]

>>1056224
>>[Ascend and drop missiles on it, using one action to take flight out of reach and the other to open fire with your missiles]

>>1056224
>[Ascend and drop missiles on it, using one action to take flight out of reach and the other to open fire with your missiles]
Ey gurl, them's some nice legs...
God, why can't I stop? Why did you make me this way?

>>1056224
>>[Ascend and drop missiles on it, using one action to take flight out of reach and the other to open fire with your missiles]

It really sucks to be a citizen of Innsmouth right now

>>1056219

The Kaiser has one big advantage, to my mind, in that it's piloted by Roarke, who is as canny as canny gets and has a lot of experience with brawls...and is also quite willing to cheat. He might just keep distance, use his drones and harpoon to immobilize the S-Squilla's limbs, force it into a situation where his higher grappling pools apply, then tear it apart with the Kaiser's actual hands once the arms were pinioned.

>>1056205
Roarke has far higher ranged capability than the Squilla, though. He can sit outside of the range of its Harpoon because it doesn't have the great shit Grapple-chan has and hit the Squilla with bit fists until either the target or the bits are disabled.

Honestly the KK's waifu upgrades really give it an edge.

>>1056224
>>[Ascend and drop missiles on it, using one action to take flight out of reach and the other to open fire with your missiles]
Fire at it's legs. Talk to the both of them. I think the Squillia is talking about the Paladin it came from, the Gerard.

>>1056229

You remember that aiming for a specific servo with ranged weapons inflicts a -2, right?

>>1056255
This is why we are spending luck on this one, Right, my brothers!?

I Vote for 3 missiles and 3 luck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JB8xizXnT0

>>1056224
>>[Ascend and drop missiles on it, using one action to take flight out of reach and the other to open fire with your missiles]
3 missiles 3 luck

>>1056255
the -2 might be worth the risk if we can take out even one of its legs, without its thrusters we would gain a huge advantage
I vote for the called shot to the legs

>>1056298
worded that poorly
Since it has no thrusters we would gain a huge advantage if we could take out even one of its legs

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>>1056255
Also... Please say to Simon.

>"C'mon Simon, don't you remember what I told? A soldier can fall but cannot stay down... Are you really going to fight with all that you got and give Roarke a run for his money or are going to force my hand to slap you again!?"

Then say to Squilla through Amos's stereo:
>"Hey, weren't asking for your dad? Guess who is here?!"

>>1056309
>What I told you*

Feed me 1d10+12s. I'll add in the +6 from Accuracy and Luck to your missiles myself.

Rolled 3 + 12 (1d10 + 12)

>>1056309
...thats a guy in those picture iirc, I thought you didn't like samantha?
>>1056330

Rolled 9 + 12 (1d10 + 12)

>>1056330

Rolled 10 + 12 (1d10 + 12)

>>1056330
Here we go

Rolled 6 + 12 (1d10 + 12)

>>1056330
Add 2 luck

Rolled 6 + 12 (1d10 + 12)

>>1056330
Time to save our buddy

Rolled 1 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

Meanwhile...Garret, also spending 3 luck.

>>1056334
good god thats 2 10's in a row for you right?

>>1056332

>>1056333
>>1056334
It ALMOST went well...

>>1056339
God damnit, Garret.

Rolled 9, 2 = 11 (2d10)

>>1056332

I meant +4, I almost forgot the called shot.

>>1056339

Same here.

>>1056339
I guess Moe's best boy now.

Rolled 3, 2 = 5 (2d10)

>>1056333
>>1056334

And Simon's attacks at +14

>>1056332
If it's wearing a skirt it's a girl, anon.

>>1056365
Or Scottish.

>>1056365
excuse me, Girl(male) then.

Rolled 9, 4 = 13 (2d10)

Almost forgot.

>>1056384
Talk shit about kilts one more time I dare you.

Comfy af desu senpai

Rolled 5 + 14 (1d10 + 14)

>>1056394

>>1056395
They might also be some sort of witch doctor.

>>1056401
Or hawaiian

>>1056405
If you really get down to it a toga is basically a skirt.

>>1056415
Next you'll say robes are skirts.

Hell, pants are just really tight skirts.

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“Garret, cover me.” You order, taking flight along with the S-Pyxicephalus, “Aim for the legs, we don't want to hurt him.” You send him the file, and hear him swearing. The stout beam gatlings in the Pyxicephalus' forearms orient on the legs of the rampaging S-Squilla as the front of the S-Delphinius' right pauldron opens up to reveal a circle of ten needle-tipped missiles. Three of them fire at once, aimed for the S-Squilla's legs.

You didn't expect it to be so fast. It leaps back away from the missiles. You hold off on detonating them as they land in the road. Garret opens fire too with a fusillade of shots from both arms, but again the S-Squilla leaps out of the way like a cat, landing on all fours. It roars, firing its harpoon. The nanofiber cord licks at your mech, but you're no slouch yourself and avoid with ease.

“Simon, remember what I told you? It's alright for a soldier to stumble and fall sometimes, but he can't stay down. Are you really going to give it your all? What happened to surpassing Starwind!? Did you forget about that!?” You slam your fist against your console, “I won't let you forget your dream! I'll smack you again if you do!”

A thin lance of ghostly plasma arcs through the air from a distance, hitting the S-Squilla in the left kneecap (-1 SP, 7 remaining, -3 Kills, 5 remaining). Your sensors register a Palomino II at maximum distance, one with an Iskander rifle, and you hear another voice, “That's my job! Simon, wake up! You promised me...” You hear a sniffle, and Catherine Nedermeyer's voice raised in a wail, “You promised me we'd go to the arcade after your test run! You idiot!”

The S-Squilla stumbles, and you hear Simon's voice, dreamy and confused, “Cathy? I-I'm sorry, I guess I forgot...”

>[More missiles?]
>[Nah, beam cannon]

>>1056435
>>[Nah, beam cannon]

>>1056435
>[Nah, beam cannon]

>>1056435
>[Nah, beam cannon]
>inb4 Cathy's the only one that lands a hit again

>>1056435
>>[Nah, beam cannon]

>>1056435
>>[Nah, beam cannon]
>Have Noriko keep talking to him

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>>1056332
>Implying that my dislike for Samantha means that I hate traps.

I think that you could call one of my best friends a trap if you knew him... So no, I don't hate them.

>>1056434
Pants have two slots for your legs which no skirts have. A toga and a dress are mechanically identical and are roughly the same length much of the time.

>>1056435
>>[Nah, beam cannon]
cap his knees quick

Rolled 2 (1d10)

Beam cannon it is. Spending Luck? With your Maneuver points, you have 6 remaining.

>>1056452
Also, I think that he was secretly in love with me for years now, but I have no idea on how to deal with that if this is true, so I try to just blame it on my paranoia.

>>1056467
fuck him

>>1056467
>not requiting someone's love for you
Are you gay?

>>1056456
>which no skirts have

Except all those skirts nowadays with built-in hotpants and shit. Only a sith deals in absolutes.

>>1056467
But that time he got into my bed in the middle of night and starting browsing 4x2chan on his phone while watching me sleep when he thought that I was asleep was very, VERY STRANGE.
And Yes, he is okay with me calling him "him" and not "her", don't ask me why, I don't know either, and things got strange last time I asked, so I'm not intending on doing it again...

PLEASE SEND HELP, NOBODY PREPARED ME FOR THIS.

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>>1056467
Brazil, every time you start talking about your personal life, I have like a hundred questions.

Also, pic related.

>>1056477
Brazil. Pls. Pls. I have no idea what advice to give you. I can only tell you what I would do.

Again, pic related.

>>1056467
4chan standard operating procedures dictate that you call him a faggot. Though to be fair thats 4chans answer to everything.
>>1056475
But thats just a hot pants with a single overly long frill.

>>1056452
(mostly intended that post as a joke)
I never did quite get what you didn't like about sam, whatevs back to desperately fighting a melee monstrosity.
>>1056460
2 luck please

>>1056467
>>1056477
I'm glad I don't have a life, having an actual life sounds very tiring and stressful..

>>1056482
>But thats just a hot pants with a single overly long frill.

Not when it says "skirt with ---" on the tag.

Rolled 2 + 15 (1d10 + 15)

Feed me 1d10+12s.

Here's Garret's roll, again spending 3 luck.

Rolled 10 + 12 (1d10 + 12)

>>1056460
Don't think so. At least for the fact we have two shots with this. I would like to save it for the critical parries to avoid getting caught.
Also, "Then remember! Remember all the good you have done. You helped us constantly when we were in a bind, you've been by our side, and fought through shit before! We even dragged Garret through a rainstorm to base together! You don't let your machien control you, you control the machine! Now how about you give that bugger a stern talking to and get back into control!

Rolled 10 + 12 (1d10 + 12)

>>1056491
jeeze garret

Rolled 3 + 12 (1d10 + 12)

>>1056491

>>1056489
Hey man, a clothes horse isnt a horse you put clothes on.

Rolled 6 + 12 (1d10 + 12)

>>1056491

>>1056491
God damnit, Garret. It's been way too long since I used the dice, let's see if I got this shit right...

Rolled 2 + 12 (1d10 + 12)

>>1056491

Rolled 1 + 14 (1d10 + 14)

>>1056491

Man, this is just not Garret's day.

Rolled 7 + 12 (1d10 + 12)

>>1056491
>MSBQ, where anons argue over the intricacies of lower body coverings and Brazil talks about his trap friend that wants to fuck him
I can't say this is surprising.

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>>1056497
Have I been doing it wrong all this time?

Rolled 4 + 12 (1d10 + 12)

>>1056500
Nope. Retry.

>>1056494
>>1056495
Think we got this.

Rolled 10 + 14 (1d10 + 14)

>>1056502

This would be more impressive if it weren't for parry rolls.

>>1056502
Not EVA 1's day eithe it looks like.

Rolled 6 + 14 (1d10 + 14)

>>1056494

Versus 23.

Rolled 9 + 14 (1d10 + 14)

>>1056523

And parry.

>>1056497
I'm not the designer nor manufacturer, I just arrange the shit to be sold. It is what it is, and you can't change that. I'm sorry.

Rolled 3 + 12 (1d10 + 12)

>>1056491

>>1056514
What's this one for?

Rolled 1, 5 = 6 (2d10)

>>1056495

Well good thing you rolled two 10s in a row. Versus 23, at +14. I'll just do the parry with it this time.

>>1056468
>>1056473
It's not happening guys... It... It wouldn't end well, believe in me.

And he already got a millionaire girlfriend that could make live much more easier for him than I could, and he being with her gets off a weight from my back in a "less one thing to worry about manner".

But sometimes we're alone together and he starts talking about feels and how he thinks that everyone is drifting away from him and that he is wasting his life away without doing anything meaningfull and I get really worried that he may be trying to say something.

But then, there is these times when the "BR HUE" bloos gets ahold of me and I just can't resist provocking him, like this one time when i started passing my hand through his hair while staring deeply into his eyes with the most smug expression I ever had... and then he panicked and looked while not knowing what to do.

...And there is the fact that even if I feel alone sometimes because I'm not in love with anybody, I just don't see him that way, I don't REALLY love him in a sexual way.

So, I don't see it happening anyway.

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>>1056541
>millionaire girlfriend
>passing my hand through his hair while staring deeply into his eyes with the most smug expression
I uh... wha?

...

>>1056541
>dat spoiler

GAAAAAAAAAAY

>>1056541
It's obvious you get the rich chick to start a reverse harem, then you can fuck her and your trap boi.

This is the optimal solution.

>>1056533
Its closer to a hand with a mated missile launcher than to handy missiles.

>>1056541
ummm just have a 3 some alredy or something
stop teseing the poor boy

>>1056539
Welp, thats a leg gone. 2 Linked 8 kill burst three should be enough to take it down.

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>>1056541
...I'm not sure I believe you. I want to though.

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>>1056541
Anon was right, everything you reveal just raises further questions

>>1056555
I wouldn't mind getting a handy from a missile. That'd be one hell of a ride. Strangelove can keep his nuke, speed is the only real waifu.

>>1056541
>that spoiler
You ARE gay!

>>1056553
It's like that comedy manga strip.

"You've been fucking Brazil Trap? Then if I make Brazil my man, then Trap will still be my man!"

>>1056541

Just be there for him then.

If he really wants to date you and all that then he has to tell you, you're not psychic (as far as I know at any rate).

Sometimes people just have a very very strong platonic connection.

No sex, just an emotional bond that they don't have with anyone else.

Hell I've got that with my best friend, known the guy for all my life. thought I was in love with him once, seriously fucking did, but I worked it out. I wasn't in love with him, but I did love him, if that makes sense. He's someone I can rely on to have my back when shit goes south, someone I can trust with my secrets. He was there for me when nobody else was. Maybe that's how your trap friend sees you?

Rolled 10, 3 = 13 (2d10)

>>1056541
Have you done it in the butt before

>>1056573
Yeah but did you guys give each other reciprocating oral sex?

>>1056481
Ask away, I won't give you any dangerous details, but I'm in 4chan and could be almost anybody in Rio, so if Wong do not gets mad at me for attention whoring... why not?
Besides, it may at least make some of you laugh of my bizzare stories.

>>1056482
Already tried that, didn't work.
Next?
>>1056483
Having a life is having a constant struggle to survive anything the word throws at you.
And there is no way out anon, even if you're a neet, its just a matter of time until life finds you again and drags you screaming and fighting into its bizzare and dangerous ways.

>>1056505
You should show me these "Mecha Space Battles Quest" that you speak about anon, it sounds fun!
...And have you already forgot about that time about pineapple on pizza?

>>1056569
The one where the trap goes around molesting women, then gets that one guy's wife addicted to his dick, so the husband gets the trap addicted to his dick as punishment, and to keep his wife satisfied? And then the lynch gang barges in later after the trap, but the husband tricks them into believing they got the wrong person because the trap is actively in the process of sucking his dick, and he explains that no man would suck another man's dick like that?

>>1056574
..WELP FIGHTS OVER. I think we KO'd the damn thing.

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>>1056585
Sounds like it

>>1056541
Wow that a real tough problem, thanks for having the courage to post about it here and making this all about you. Have an upvote.

>>1056578
>show me Mecha Space Battles Quest
One day. When mechatanks get out of mid-tier and into high tier.

>>1056585
I can barely remember one panel where he say's he's going to fuck him in the ass, and I've never read anything about everything past
>And then the lynch gang barges in

>>1056591
That's the one! Quality work there. You have excellent taste.

Rolled 5, 6, 3, 5 = 19 (4d10)

>>1056574

Oops, forgot to link the posts, but those were Simon's attacks. You autoparried one and dodged the second.

Here's Nedermeyer!

>>1056591
>>1056593
Oh, that's it.

>>1056577

He's straight and white. I'm black and Bi. We live in the deep south and grew up in very traditional christian households. So no. Very much no. Not gonna lie though, if he had asked me when I was still unsure of what my feelings were for him I would have gone down on him in a heartbeat.

>>1056591
I see that as a What if: Sammy was the pirate and Roarke was the Navy Officer scenario.

Rolled 2, 4 = 6 (2d10)

>>1056596

Guts are powerful! Parries!

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>>1056599
Get out there and suck his fucking dick, anon.

>>1056599
What your opinion on the classic work of Cinema Gay Niggers from Outerspace?

>>1056600

Samantha is not into girls.

>>1056603
I almost watched that yesterday holy shit.

>>1056599
This sounds complicated. I'm glad I'm a psychopath and can't feel love.

>>1056593
>>1056591
>>1056595
Found it. Wang Er-Xi - Night Stories from a Chinese Studio.

Good shit. Especially for those who aren't really into NTR, like me. I really dislike NTR, as a rule. This one I like though. A lot. Makes me smirk like a smug asshole.

>>1056603

The scene with the watermelons was a work of pure art.

And that one sequence when the father actually stayed blew my mind.

The fried chicken saving the world plot device was rather cliche, but they saved it in the end with the soulful rendition of "I like big butts and I cannot lie". Moved me to tears.

>>1056601
..is this the power of love?

Back on the topic of mecha, what are you guys thoughts on xenoblade? I've only played the one with shulk and didn't finish that one, are the others better? I know xenoblade 2 was announced for the switch so i'm sorta curious.

Should I feel worried that shooting your friend's mech that possessed him is producing all of this talk about NTR and giving traps the D?

>>1056606
But Roarke is a man.

>>1056617
Blame Brazil

>>1056617
Considering how long you've been running this show Wong I would think you'd expect it by now.

>>1056617
people deal with fear, worry, and stress in different ways. Some eat, some sleep, some fuck everything that moves.

>>1056617
This is exactly what happens when people start blog posting

>>1056616
Shhh. Anon, we're talking about trap and NTR hentai. It's helping us not panic over our good friend being in mortal danger.

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>>1056617
>Amos starts thinking about NTR while trying to save his friend from an insane living mech
I've given up trying to understand.

>>1056623
>some fuck everything that moves.
so like Rance?