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Sorry about being dead for a day, got busy and planning for maybe bringing WRQ back.

Twitter: QuestingQM

Character Sheet (Full!):https://drive.google.com/open?id=1jI0aGxA_2h3SAcPYri-1fdgskbK3IbtfEzSLJ7VY9gU
Character Sheet (Renexizious Only!): https://drive.google.com/open?id=1xgNKMzLUZS9L05DUCxmsvuYs-bGPIRpQsFv5k7oaBBk

Also, later I'll be moving relations to a seperate character sheet along with national stats because it's full of outdated info that's too thick to properly go through.

Last time on EDQ we talked to Clevita, tried to get along with her and did extremely well, then we attempted to rule our nation some more and are planning to win the space race.

"You know Clevita, you should really stay here a bit longer... I mean, just imagine the research you could do here on the surface..."

She definitely seems tempted, and within the last hour has warmed up considerably to you.

"Well... I mean, my father only wished for me to stay as long as my research would take."

"Well, I mean, imagine the secrets the surface could hold!"

She sighs a bit.

"Well, I admit to be rather curious about them... I suppose my father wouldn't mind if I looked a little further into modern world history rather than the past. It could be rather interesting."

"Great!"

"Yeah... Now, who exactly was this Gustavus?"

"Well, Gustavius Adolphous to be precise..."

You continue on teaching her more about history, and she remains very studious, and you somehow convince her that she can sit in your lap so you can read the books to her better... Which is a shoddy excuse for just wanting a cute little kobold on your lap.

After quite a few hours of researching, you head back home with Clevita who seems to have learned quite a bit about Sweden and Scandinavia in general... You pull up and politely bring her to her room, while you prepare to head to bed...

Of course, this will be continued in the next post.
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You are now Charlemagne anons.

Because of the fact you just single-handily fought off a Vietcong ambush, the medics requested to have a look at you, astonished that you were perfectly fine. Of course, during this time you are being examined, you are keenly thinking about how to properly help the french forces... You have settled on a strategy of flanking them and crushing them completely, though your brother Viktorious has just called you... And apparently sent you a "get-well-better" present.

So of course, you pick up the phone.

"Viktor?"

"Hey. I heard you got a little hurt and that dad gave you a commission in Vietnam... Just seeing if everything's alright."

"Yeah. Just a little hurt."

"Good, good. No permanent injuries?"

"Just a sprain in my leg, really."

"Ah... Don't tell mom. She's been acting rather maternal recently..."

"Right, heard about it... How's everything in America?"

You hear a rather happy laugh.

"Great actually! I finally am getting some long overdue work done, that sort of thing... I even went out on one of those parties I never went to. You know the ones, with the booze and the women?"

"Really?"

"Well, my cabinet hauled me along. Well... I should say I did. Forcibly. But it was fun. Never really did that before."

"Well...I'm not a fan of clubs..."

He sighs a bit.

"For God's sake, you should really get over your conservative catholic values at some times. I might also be a catholic but I don't let that get in the way of fun, eh?"

"Am I the only pious one in this family?" You say, and sink into the bed.

"Yep, pretty much. Don't get me wrong though, we didn't go to one of those fucking stripper clubs, just to a speakeasy."

"Well, that's good."

"Yeah... So anyways, mind if I ask how your relationship is going with Svana?"

"I mean, I miss her a lot. Could you tell her I said hi?"

"Oh, no problem. Anyone else?"

"Yeah... Mom and Revenaris. Oh, also Claw."

"Yeah, got it... Not dad?"

"...Let's just move on."

"Fair enough."

You talk with Viktorious for a few hours and eventually say your goodbyes before you hang up... And you hear the present he sent you was a rather thoughtful gift of a fancy machete. You decide to hold onto it.

Of course, your quick march hits a problem... The road seems to be blocked by a landslide...

Which way will you go? Time is of the essence in order to flank the Vietcong and save the French!

>Go through the jungle! It'll be fast and all your handheld supplies will make it through, but vehicles will be forced to stay on the other side, meaning no armored support or transportation.
>Clear a way through the jungle. It'll be slower but all supplies will get through and you'll have armored support.
>Try to find a backroad? Potentially the second fastest and most effective way, but a high chance of being detected or ambushed.
>Climb over? The fastest, but highest chance to be detected and ambushed, and you'll lack vehicle support.
>Write-In
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>>1034228
>Clear a way through the jungle. It'll be slower but all supplies will get though and you'll have armored support.
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>>1034228
>Clear a way through the jungle. It'll be slower but all supplies will get though and you'll have armored support.

So OP did you have the names of the children for me?

Oh and did we name tiberium. If not I might have thought of something
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>>1034228
>Clear a way through the jungle. It'll be slower but all supplies will get though and you'll have armored support.


>>1034953
I think we agreed on "Renite" or Ren-something
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>>1035139
Really?
I was just gonna call them chromatic crystals or Chroma or something.
(And yes I'm the same anon.)
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>>1035147
I was the one who suggested the name, and I chose it because honestly I want it to be clear who discovered these wonderous things.


Mostly because it is the one, almost certainly good, thing we have done and I hope that it is a sample of our legacy's majority content rather than a fluke.
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>>1035151
Can we call it Renexium then? For some reason I don't like renite.
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>>1035154
That's it! That was what the name was!


Thanks man, I would've had to look in the archive to find it otherwise.
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>>1034953
I don't think so.

You have Charlemagne, Revenaris, Viktorious, Basil, Joan, Maria, Cortez, a bastard daughter being taken care of by elves, Mikhal, Dan (Son of your Danish concubine.), Aulus, two unnamed sons we haven't named yet, and I think that's it.

You decide to clear the way... It will take a while though, and you take out your fancy new machete...

You are back to being Renexizious!

You wake up, cuddling next to your wife, with her nice breasts in your face... You can't help put stare and fondle them softly, enchanted by them...

Then, after an hour of being distracted, Elizabeth wakes up.

"Ren?"

You still are distracted, and unable to really shake out of it. Elizabeth sighs, and puts on a bra, breaking line of sight to her rack. Which disappoints your, heavily.

So of course Elizabeth gives you a hug and the two of you begin to get out of bed.

"So... Still trying not to tumble me Elizabeth?"

"Ren, give it a rest please... I don't want kids this soon. Maybe in a month or two, alright?"

"Seriously? Come on, you love it."

"...I do like it, but I don't want to be bedridden again. I have things to do you know."

"Liz..."

"Ren, I love you but I can't keep on tumbling, getting pregnant, and eating vast amounts of food, when I have a nation to run."

"Well... Can I at least look at your breasts?"

"I suppose later, alright? I don't get why you like them so much."

"Well... I mean, it's new and improved, really."

"I just think they're... Degrading in a sense. For God's sake, I'm getting love letters from complete strangers."

"Well, I mean..."

"I even got a love poem about my breasts. Though I am not complaining about receiving the love letters, I really do wish they weren't about my breasts. It makes me feel like all I'm good for is my breasts. Not how I synchronized dragon DNA to mutate people, or how I am ruling England, or how I put up with you."

"Well..."

She sighs, and gives you a kiss.

"But thank you for putting a stop to them. I do like people liking me, but I'd rather it not be about something so shallow, I suppose. The letters are both flattering and yet hallow, if that makes sense."

"Yeah..."

She gives you a kiss and you leave the bedroom, trying to peak a little at her breasts.

You of course decide to start the day with doing ROCKETRY some more, and you make sure to bring along Lorriana and Renexizia.

Roll me a 1d20+8.

+2 if you can flirt a bit with Lorriana in your kobold form.
+2 if you can once again make fun of Chrysoula in your head. +1 if it involves her weight, size, or other physical things.
+2 if you can think about Elizabeth lovingly in your head.
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>>1035157
No problem
So when we get back to playing as Renexizious I thought we should grind science and learn more magic.

Because if magic is getting stronger it'd be good to know.
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Rolled 19 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>1035159
>So lorriana miss me and my wonderful currently kobold self?

Chrysoula is so massive when she sheds she could make clothing for obese half dragons.

And think about Liz and alk the wonderful adventures we've had with her
And her rack
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19+14=33

Good Success!

"So, Lorriana, miss me and my wonderful, currently kobold self?"

"Well, I am a bit interested on the fact you are indeed a kobold currently... But we're working on rockets?"

"Correct."

"Cool! Do they explode?" Says Renexizia..

'Well... Hopefully not."

You begin work, and think about Elizabeth and her wonderful amazing rack.

You know, Chrysoula is so massive that when she sheds, she could make clothing for obese half-dragons.

Fuck off. She's not that big.

You manage to get the rocket to go up an additional 3km, and add a bigger cargo hatch... You decide to work on potentially adding a passenger hatch.

Roll me a 1d20+8

+2 if you can continue to make fun of Chrysoula's size, weight, or other physical things.
+2 if you can continue to think about Elizabeth 's rack.
+2 if you can think about how to convince Elizabeth to let you tumble her more.
+1 if you can flirt with Lorriana some more.
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>>1035173
"If we tried to launch Chrysoula with one of these, do you think it would generate enough thrust? Nah, even my tech isn't that strong!"

Tits, glorious tits, warm, round and welcoming.

Romantic gestures; flowers, chocolate and dates?

"So lorriana, how has life been treating you in my service. Never a dull moment I would hope? If there has been such a moment, maybe I could help make up for it..."
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Rolled 13 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>1035173
>Yes she is flames. We could turn her shedding into a small business. Or she could help with lawn care by eating the grass with her size the amount she eats must be massive.

And continue to think about our wife 's assets

Maybe we could convince her if we had a way to prevent pregnancy

>Being a kobold is something I can do now. Or would you prefer a form with more muscles.
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Rolled 1 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>1035180
I keep forgetting to roll
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Welp.

Use Barbaric anons?

>Yes!
>No!
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>>1035186
Well, fuck my life and fuck our rocketry it seems.


Luckily we have Lorriana and her one "free re-roll" ability to solve this.
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>>1035187
As this anon said
>>1035190
We get one(1) free reroll from lorriana
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I'm fucking retarded as usual it seems.

Roll me a 1d20+6 to see if Lorriana can do SCIENCE!
+2 if you can continue to make fun of Chrysoula's size, weight, physical attributes, or vegetarian diet.
+3 if you can continue to flirt with Lorriana.
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Rolled 17 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1035194
>She has the smell of a pack animal, the weight of a truck, can't even eat meat like a superior predator and lacks the scales and general superiority of a Dragon.

>So lorriana we should hang out again. You know what I mean. Like that time me, you, and Liz 'hung out' a while back.
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17+11=28

Good Success!

Come on, she has the smell of a pack animal, the weight of a truck, can't even eat meat, and lacks the scales and superiority of a dragon.

You think Flames has just begun to ignore you, as he refuses to answer.

'You know Lorriana, we should really hang out again. You know what I mean. Like that time you, me, and Liz 'hung out' a while back."

She seems to be redirecting power to secondary systems and doesn't really respond...

"Hey, dad? Are you busy doing anything?" Renexizia yells...

"Well, I mean, a little."

"One of the screws came loose. Can you pass me a screwdriver?"

You sigh, and go to help your daughter...

The rocket seems to have avoided a disaster from Renexizia noticing a loose screw and Lorriana redirecting power...

Lorriana also seems to have thought a little, and hasn't exactly given you an answer, but Renexizia is sort of curious what your talking about with Lorriana.

Great.

Roll me a 1d20+8 to continue working.

+3 if you can flirt and hit on with Lorriana, and remind her of the good old times.
+2 if you can think about Elizabeth some more.
+2 if you can either be blunt about what your talking about with Lorriana to Renexizia, or think of an excuse.
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Rolled 17 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>1035215
>Come-on lorriana I know you'd love to. Just like your happy about becoming lead scientist and joining this empire and meeting me.

So when we inevitably deal with fertility we need a place to tumble Liz. Some comfy ice caps seems like a good place.

>I'm just reminiscing on how lorriana became lead scientist and when I met her.
We can tell her how that happened excluding any part including tumbling.
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17+15=32

Great Success!

"Oh, you know... Just reminiscing on how Lorriana became the lead scientist when I met her."

"Oh, really? I don't really know her too well..."

You explain how you met her and Renexizia seems quite interested. After a bit you finish and Renexizia goes off to observe the power use... So you go up to Lorriana...

"Hey Lorriana... Come on. I know you'd love to be with me again. Just like how your happy about being the lead scientist and joining this empire and meeting me."

She seems a bit tempted.

"Well..."

Oh yeah.

You note that the passenger attachment seems a little cramped, but just enough to fit an animal like a goat. You decide to expand it.

Roll me a 1d20+8 to continue working.

+3 if you can compliment and be lewd towards Lorriana to remind her of the good old times.
+3 if you can further think on how to get Elizabeth out of the "no sex yet" zone.
+1 if you can self-justify the lustful and rampant thoughts you have.
+1 if you can also think about how to justify to Elizabeth why she has so many kids.
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Rolled 5 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1035233
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Waiting twenty more minutes anons.
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Rolled 19 + 16 (1d20 + 16)

>>1035233
"I have a few new tricks up my sleeve, like a semi-intelligent tail that LOVES to take part and I would be sad if it never had the chance to meet you..."

That idea we had for making ourselves fertile "at will" so to speak. Alternatively, we need to make a statue of her and write a love song. Women love love songs.

We are a giant horny lizard, fuck needing justification. Seriously though, we have been dealing with some shit lately and we stress fuck rather than eat.

She has so many kids because she decided to take our other... partners children in. Not to mention giving birth to five at once! The statistical likely-hood of that is against it ever happening.
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19+16=35

Amazing Success!

"Well, I do have a few tricks up my sleeve. Like a semi-intelligent tail that loves to take part and I would really be sad if it never had the chance to meet you."

"Well... I'll consider it, alright?"

"That's great. Thank you."

You give her a kiss and let her work, and you notice that the rocket can hold a single person now and a limited oxygen supply... Though you need to think on how to generate thrust in space...

Roll me a 1d20+8 to continue working on the rocket for the last time today.
+3 if you can continue to be lewd and dirty towards Lorriana.
+2 if you can think a little more about Elizabeth. +1 if you can think on how to convince her having large breasts is great.
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>>1035316
To be fair, rocketry right now is very experimental and very game changing, so it's not meant to be easy, it's meant to be long and fucking tedious, with the only things you can fucking refrence being burned textbooks.
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Rolled 4 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1035282
I feel like this is the 20th roll we've done related to rocketry. Maybe something in the 30's
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>>1035319
Yeah but we made rail guns, albeit shaken runs, relatively quick. Then again maybe I just want to move at a fast pace with everything.
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>>1035323
I don't think anons finished that yet, they just came up with an idea for it and a basic design.
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Rolled 16 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1035282
"I've also gotten a hybrid dragon-minotaur form which everyone seems to adore..."

Liz needs to understand they make her look... maternal? Yeah that sounds about right...
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>>1035395
That should have been +13 not +8
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16+13=29

Great Success!

"Well, I've also gotten a hybrid dragon-minotaur form which everyone adores..."

You finally get the rocket to go up to 24 km... So of course, you decide to call it done and Lorriana seems a bit disappointed. You tell her that you'll meet her later.

You leave, a bit tired...

What are you going to do anons?

>Go talk to Elizabeth?
>Maybe spend some time with Lorriana?
>You should go into Civ Mode.
>Maybe you should see about enacting your own nuclear program?
>Try to get your popularity up?
>See about enacting a few more political programs?
>Maybe you should see about getting Elizabeth to be alright with tumbling you? And get her used to her breasts? Just saying.
>You heard your son Charlemagne got a bit injured in Vietnam. Maybe you should call him.
>Maybe you should head to the other dimension? Manage your kobolds...
>Maybe you should talk to Rosa about her son?
>Write-In
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>>1035441
>You should go into Civ Mode.
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You decide to go into civ mode.

National Actions. (3)

Treasury: 25$ Million.

If you give 700,000 Slaves to the Kobolds, they are willing to give you 80$ Million.

Choose three.

>Research Something.
>Papal Actions
>Assign new Cabinet members.
>Construct in a city!
>Recruit more Soldiers to your army?
>Look at the budget. Maybe you can get some more money into your coffers...
>Reform Government
>Spread Religion
>Spread Culture
>Encourage Industry
>Diplomacy
>Espionage
>Try to get a new loyalist party?
>Check on your popularity and maybe try to boost it?
>Try to forge a claim?
>Write-In

Personal Actions.

>Talk to one of your wives?
>Talk to Hans, your new minister?
>Talk to Claw
>Talk to one of your kids?
>Talk to Inquisitor Amaya.
>Go to the University.
>Talk to Lorriana.
>Maybe you should go on vacation.
>Try to spend some time in another dimension.
>Maybe you can go see Jasmine?
>Maybe you can say hi to that yuan-ti girl who served you food that one time?
>Write-in
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>>1035538
>Encourage Industry
>Reform Government
>Go to the University.
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Waiting for a few more votes anons.
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>>1035538
>Diplomacy
>Encourage Industry
>Check on your popularity and maybe try to boost it?

>Go to the University.

I have the perfect idea. We can buy 700,000 slaves from sub Saharan Africa. We just need to find a country that isn't under Britains rule and they'll no doubt give us slaves in exchange for something relatively cheap.
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>>1035617
Referring back to my knowledge of africa I think our choices are Portugal, Belgium, France, Ethiopia, Italy and, Spain.


However I would suggest we go to Cuba and see if we can't convince a few of them to just come with us.

It's better than waiting for our family to come on another bonding trip and destroying their village, house, family, car and civilisation a little more.
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>>1035629
This is post world war 2 and a lot of stuff is weird like Bonapartes still being in control of France but hopefully parts of Africa like Nigeria are independent and we can talk to a local warlord there so we can peacefully get slaves and not fail on charisma rolls.
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>>1035650
Hey, if we really want to get slaves I have a few ideas.


For example, we could round up the homeless population and sell them into slavery. It'd be fucking immoral but, we are putting people into slavery either way so we might as well take those who are unable to contribute.

(Perhaps screen them for people with useful skills; construction, physics, engineering, etc.)
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>>1035689
That's part of the reason why I want to buy slaves instead of taking them like we did in the Netherlands. It won't attract international attention, making us look like douches, and it would probably be easier.

Another way to get more slaves/workers would be cloning but that's just a minefield of ethics. It would also probably be hard to get cloning down.
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>>1035705
I would argue that unless there is a significant difference in the price of a slave on the surface and underground, we would either need to use my methods or go inter-dimensional for our slaves.


Which brings me back to an old plan of mine, inter-dimensional pillaging and merc work for gold, jewels, slaves and shit.
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>>1035726
Well buying slaves from Africa would be a very quick way of acquiring slaves and probably wouldn't have as much moral backlash as rounding up all the homeless people.
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>>1035753
Not all of the homeless people! Just 700 thousand...
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>>1035785
But anon, that's still 700,000 people If we do use hobos as slaves they should be from Hansodr, solve the homeless problem Claw made there
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So anons want to do some slavery first, or do the rest of the actions?
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>>1035804
I wanted to do diplomacy to see if any African warlords can hook us up with slaves.
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>>1035804
Like the other anon, I also support doing the rest first.


Also, if we are going to start supporting or working with African war lords. We should see about developing an AK-47 style assault rifle. Some sort of mass produced, cheap, reliable and retard proof shit.

Might even want to see about using them for... testing our combat drug, for unknown effects and also to work on the dossages.
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>>1035617
I'll support this.

Also our computers are commercially viable now.
So we can use them and sell them as well.
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You decide to encourage industry.

It seems that the fast food market seems to be growing extremely fast... And that the Siberian Farming Corporation has moved to take it over, and that fast food seems to be growing more and more popular as they cater to non-humans, such as half-dragons, yuan-ti, and werewolves, who combined eat plenty of meat, and tend to enjoy it deep-fried.

Of course, there has been a bit of a rising obesity rate, and some minor health concerns over certain things... Such as the Ultra-Huge-Cup meant to serve half-dragons... And is a liter large. And has become a dare for stupid teens to drink from. Or the Quadruple-Stacked Burger with sixteen strips of bacon, three layers of cheese, onions, lettuce, and then a healthy slice of tomato. Deep-fried tomato, with a thin layer of butter and a huge amount of grease... And is meant to feed once again, wealthy half-dragons.

Of course, there's been some questions on where this meat comes from, and seems to be coming from factory-farms in Siberia and Ukraine... Which of course, has caused the elves to protest and a growing rise in health awareness of where food comes from.

Of course, you have been given a few petitions if you should tax or at least aware citizens of the health problems that might arise from burgers... However, the fast food corporations have given you a nice Triple Stacked Burger for free, and a nice letter saying that if you were to expose unnecessary information to the public, that the corporations would begin to lose interest in stock and hurt the economy... And in addition, might hurt your wallet.

You must admit though, the burger is fucking amazing.

What do?

>Penalize and tax the fast food industry for using so much meat in their burgers and from factory farms. (Popularity increase in health-aware citizens and enviromentalists, but your income from corporations fall and the fast food market takes a serious hit. Along with losing popularity among carnivorous citizens.)
>Eh, just aware citizens and force the companies to tell them how many calories or health problems that might arise from these foods. (Gain a small amount of popularity and lose some minor income from corporations.
>...What? Don't do anything, this isn't your call. (Lose a small amount of popularity from everyone, and decide which minister should decide it.)
>...Publicly endorse this type of food. (Gain a small amount of popularity, but lose some popularity with health-aware citizens and environmentalists.. But get 15$ Million dollars from corporations. Along with free fast food.)
>...See if you can milk a better deal from the corporations.
>...Nationalize the fast food business! Those Russians won't get their hands on it...
>Write-In
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>>1035937
>Eh, just aware citizens and force the companies to tell them how many calories or health problems that might arise from these foods. (Gain a small amount of popularity and lose some minor income from corporations.
>...Nationalize the fast food business! Those Russians won't get their hands on it...
We need reputation more than we need money.

We also need to visit Viktor and improve facilities for our slaves.


Oh and what do anons think of vassalizing a part of Africa and providing support and helping said vassal expand to increase our holdings?
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>>1035934
That is a terrible plan. Our computers could literally figure out the shit needed for guided missiles and such. They are too advanced to give away commercially but we should start making greater use of them.


>>1035937
>Eh, just aware citizens and force the companies to tell them how many calories or health problems that might arise from these foods. (Gain a small amount of popularity and lose some minor income from corporations.
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>>1035937
>Eh, just aware citizens and force the companies to tell them how many calories or health problems that might arise from these foods. (Gain a small amount of popularity and lose some minor income from corporations.)
>...Nationalize the fast food business! Those Russians won't get their hands on it...
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>>1035985
I wasn't saying sell them I was saying they're commercially viable.
Which also means we can mass produce them.
Just to make sure we didn't forget them.
I'm trying to keep track of relevant things(also Chinese Dragon we still haven't checked on)

I don't care whether we sell them or not but as I've said before I want to start integration of them into our government and such.
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You decide to make citizens aware of the health problems that might rise from the consumption of fast food...

Oh, and you decide to nationalize it... Of course within the day plenty of reporters have come to your house to ask you why...

Roll me a 1d20 to see if it proves to be popular or unpopular.

+2 if you can provide reasons on why your nationalizing fast food.
+3 if you can try to argue why fast food in your country will be far better under your control then under companies.
+1 if you can try to go for a moral high horse.
+2 if you can also see about coming up with a brandname for the nationalized fast food. And if you can also come up for a name for soda meda and a much better name for the Quadruple-Stacked Burger. (+1 if it's draconic)
+2 if you want to promise what will change under your supervision, leaning towards more healthier foods or bigger and greasier products. (Carnivore's popularity of you will increase towards bigger and greasier product promises, while Herbivore and environmentalist popularity towards you will increase with healthier food promises and better treated livestock. You could do both, but this will be quite difficult to achieve.)

Alternatively, you can stop nationalizing it or just flat out send the reporters away.
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Rolled 7 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1036050
>For those of you wondering as to why I nationalized the fast food industry, there is one simple reason. It's what Hitler would've done.
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Rolled 16 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1036050
>I'm nationalizing fast-food so as to provide better oversight and for the overall benefit of the empire. The reasons being to both provide happiness to the consumers while trying to reduce unnecessary cruelty to the livestock and aid in the health of the people of the nation.

Call the soda Mead Dragons Vice because it's just that good.
Call the burger the Scaled pounder because it weighs a pound and dragon puns.

>Under my supervision we'll maintain the same quality and taste of meat while also providing healthier options for people. We'll also cut down on the I'll treatment of the animals. We will not try to restrict you or your choices as that would go against providing for the diverse empire we live in. And that's exactly why I'm doing this. To give you all choices. Ones you can accept.
>>1036067
Stop shitposting son.
Liz just had to prove we aren't a Nazi.
Even though we are.
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Rolled 2 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1036050
"The simple fact is that the ownership of this rather quick growing industry is of great interest to me.

Partly as a way of gaining more funding for projects and also since I doubt the morals of the company's owners.

They attempted to bribe me to not make people aware of the problems these food might cause and I thus feel it appropriate to stop them from doing such in future. I will see to it they receive some compensation for their troubles but I feel it is for the better.

Any how, I plan on expanding the menu's of these businesses to cater to both extremes. I plan on doing this by figuring out a artificial sweetener to replace some if not all of the sugar content of the foods and I do plan on appeasing their opponents by making richer tasting beef and other things."
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>>1036083
>dat meme tho

"Well, it's quite simple. I'm nationalizing fast-food so as to provide better oversight and for the overall benefit of the empire. The reasons being to both provide happiness to the consumers while trying to reduce unnecessary cruelty to the livestock and aid in the health of the people of the nation... Under my supervision we'll maintain the same quality and taste of meat while also providing healthier options for people. We'll also cut down on the I'll treatment of the animals. We will not try to restrict you or your choices as that would go against providing for the diverse empire we live in. And that's exactly why I'm doing this. To give you all choices. Ones you can accept and enjoy. Not to mention I plan to cater to both extremes, by making a artificial sweetener to replace the sugar content and making the beef tastier and richer."

You end the interview and change some names around for the brand... The next day, you hear that the nationalization has been rather popular, and quite popular with the environmentalists, to a certain extent.

Your popularity among the environmentalists has increased, and your popularity to carnivores has increased.

Small business however is beginning to stagnate, afraid of expanding too much to become nationalized, and bigger corporations are beginning to look elsewhere... With local corporations being a little radicalized by this.

You have gained an additional +7$ Million per month in profits, which will increase if you can make better and more expensive beef and meat products, or healthier foods.

With that done, you look to what other companies are doing...

It seems Coca Cola has requested a sort of "brand promo" of sorts, where they're willing to advertise for you in the USA, France, England and Sweden to increase your popularity, so long as you increase their popularity here... And the value of their drinks. They're also willing to pay you 10$ Million... And an additional +5$ Million if you can badmouth Pepsi.

>Accept the promo deal.
>...Decline the promo deal.
>Offer them an exclusive position at your fast food? Such as... Having Coca Cola only available to bigger cup sizes or something.
>...Nationalize them too... Muahahaha... (Will severely hurt relations with the USA and might destablize the economy.)
>Write-In
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>>1036147
*to become
I meant expanding and becoming nationalized.
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>>1036147
>Accept the promo deal.
Pepsi is for plebs anyways.
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>>1036147
>Accept the promo deal.
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>>1036147
Oh yes and see if we can get them to stop using cocaine in their drinks.
That's bad for us
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>>1036175
Didn't coca-cola stop using cocaine in their drinks by the 30's
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You decide to accept the promo deal...

So of course, you decide to film an ad of you, and Coca Cola's PR experts come over...

Roll me a 1d20+4 for being in a ad and if you can act well.

+3 if you can channel your inner director and come up with how the ad should go. (+1 if it has dragon or roman influences.)
+2 if you can come up with a catchy slogan or something iconic to do on the ad. (+1 if it's draconic or has roman influences.)
Bonus +5$ Million if you can think of a way to badmouth Pepsi.
+2 if you can think of a way to clearly show your support for Coca-Cola.

Autosuccess if all of this is done.
Critical Autosuccess if you can go above and beyond by telling Coca-Cola on how to market to dragons, half-dragons, werewolves, yuan-ti, and other races...
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>>1036201
I thought it was the 60s.
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Rolled 19 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1036204
Just have a dragon wrecking the city then stop and take a break to grab a coca-cola.

But only after throwing a bunch of worthless Pepsi cans out of the way.

>Coca-cola an ice cold drink for an ice cold Dragon.

>Clearly show our support
Just have some trucks drop off a decent amount of crates of coca cola at our palace or something Make sure it's obviously labelled.
>>1036201
Well it was mentioned so.
>>1036212
Yeah it was the thirties if my google fu is strong.
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Rolled 10 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1036204
>Can't beat the feeling

>>1036212
Appearantly coca-cola used to have fresh cocoa leafs in it but in 1903 it changed to using spent/left over cocoa leaves which it does to this day.
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19+11=30

Good Success!

You do a great ad, and the PR guys seem quite happy at how it turns out. They thank you, and make sure to portray you in a more positive light overseas... And give you a nice gift of 15$ Million.

You head back home, and arrive just in time for a strange letter to teleport in a flash of lightning beside your couch.
Holy shit.

You go to see two initials on it... From a G.G.

Huh.

Actions

>Open the letter?
>...Throw it away. It might be a bomb or something.
>Have a servant open it. You aren't risking your scales to open a letter that came out of no where.
>Write-In
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>>1036293
>Have a servant open it. You aren't risking your scales to open a letter that came out of no where.

Who's G.G?

Also when we go to the magic university what should we learn?
We can ignore evocation because we still have the frostmancy book.
I was thinking enchantment or illusions
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>>1036293
>Have a servant open it. You aren't risking your scales to open a letter that came out of no where.
This must be divine. From God almighty perhaps?
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You decide to have a servant open the letter. Specifically your chief servant. He flinches as he opens it.

"Uh... Sir?"

"What does it say?"

"It's from a mage... Gary Gygax."

You are... Slightly disappointed. You were expecting it from a deity or something.

"Well, what does it say?"

"Well, he seems to be interested in selling more of his... D&D books overseas, and possibly a few more spell tomes that have "gotten dirty from years in the cellar."

"Really?"

"He's asking that you spread awareness about his creation and that he's "astounded" that someone has found his drivel interesting, who isn't a human. He's also erh... He's also quite curious about how you work sir."

"Really?"

"Well... He's asking about your biology, functions, diet... That sort of thing, sir."

"I see."

"Should I tell him anything?"

"Just the essentials... So, he wants me to spread around word of his D&D works?"

"I think so, sir."

"Any rewards?"

"Well, he's willing to send you a unique rune of sorts that he apparently found in another realm."

"I see."

"The uh... Letter ends there, sir."

Huh.

Actions

>Well... You aren't really getting anything but a rune. Just throw the letter away.
>You know... Why not? It could be interesting seeing what this unique rune could do. Besides, you'll find a way to popularize D&D.
>...Send a letter back?
>...Gary Gygax is a mage... Well, you know, mages do make good meals. And you reckon maybe D&D could be a bit better in your hands... Maybe a bit "nationalizing" and showing him how you work biologically could make him happy, if you catch your own drift.
>You'd be happy too. Why not?
>...Why don't you invite him over to Sweden? He seems to be a powerful mage.
>Write-In
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>>1036359
>You know... Why not? It could be interesting seeing what this unique rune could do. Besides, you'll find a way to popularize D&D.
>...Why don't you invite him over to Sweden? He seems to be a powerful mage.
We could learn something from him.
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>>1036359
>...Why don't you invite him over to Sweden? He seems to be a powerful mage.
Yup, I was right. It was a letter from the TRUE God almighty
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You decide to do it, and invite him over. Your servant seems a bit confused, but fuck it...

Welp. Time to think on how to popularize D&D.
Though... You aren't really sure. Your identity as a giant tough dragon that can crush cities in but a moment might be a bit ruined if people hear you enjoy things like them. Or it might humanize you, and make you more popular to people and nerds. Probably not more physically active people or religious people. Or normal people.

Maybe you should get someone else?

>Do it yourself.
>Eh... Get one of your wives to popularize it somehow.
>...Maybe you can get one of your kids to do it? They have plenty of time on their hands.
>Send Claw.
>Write-In

Also, if anons want to think of ideas on how to popularize it, feel free to go ahead.
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>>1036396
>Do it yourself.
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You decide to do it yourself... Of course, you decide to film yet another ad.

Roll me a 1d20+4 for more advertising.

+3 if you can think about how the movie will go.
+1 if it can be in depth and have draconic or roman influences.
+2 if you can try to get a few of your kids or Elizabeth to help you on this. (+2 if you can give convincing arguments to your kids or wife.)
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Rolled 4 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1036457
Let's get Revenaris and Renexizia to help.
We'll promise to spend some time with them (read start a session of D&D with them) if they help


Add would start with us coming home to both our kids engaging in their own hobbies. We pull out the D&D start a session and it cuts to their characters doing things as we narrate the scenery in like a good DM.

Or something like that.

Basically illustrate it's a good time to spend with family and friends.
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Allowing samefagging if you can think lustful thoughts or make fun of Chrysuola. Or both, I guess.
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Rolled 6 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1036507
Think about maybe trying another date with Vasura and get a better tumble in.

Also love how Ren gets better by talking shit.
He'd do well with shitposting
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Rolled 15 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1036507
>Hey flames maybe we can have Chrysoula in the commercial as Generic Background cow B.
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>>1036457
Show a group of normal (if racially (by which I mean throw a yuan-ti and such in) diverse) people in a generic game-room / front-room / sitting room.

Have it then fade from the DM giving description into the "actual" in game world, show a generic party going into a tomb.

Then show parts of crypts breaking open, purple smoke emerging before releasing a skeletons in (roman) armour which proceed to kneel before a necromancer. Have the party breach the door to then break into the room, end the ad just as it's blade meets their party's warrior's. Show the players having a pizza or something, possibly from our now nationalised fast food industry.

Get our kids (vampire child comes to mind, since he looks evil in his getup) to help by either being part of the party or being one of the necromancers.

Perhaps throughout the add have breaks to the actual party and show them discussing what to do, etc. Have the villain be decided by the DM rolling dice behind a screen to a chart, etc.
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Rolled 9 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1036535
Forgot to roll.
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15+12=27

Good Success!

You decide to get Julius, Renexizia, and Revenaris, along with a group of normal people to come on... You also can't help but make fun of Chrysoula some more, and Flames insults you back.

After a day or two of filming, you finally finish up after dealing with Julius's awkwardness on film and actual nervousness, and Renexizia's over-eager self and desire to be friendly. Revenaris overall acts the most normal.

The ad broadcasts and seems rather popular, but you do realize that it still needs some more popularity. You decide to do it later, as you have other things to do.

So of course, you decide to deal with your popularity.

>Try to do some more heroics?
>Try to broadcast some more ads?
>Try to portray yourself as a "normal guy" besides being a dragon... Like... Well, see if you can't just go around and talk to people and be humanlike.
>...Maybe you can pull a Brit move... You know how the British Royal Family is beloved in England. Maybe you can get Elizabeth to help you?
>...Try to see if you can't get a TV show about you.
>You remember that Maria and Joan did say that there weren't too many holidays... Maybe you should make some?
>...You have a fucking brilliant idea. Maybe you can have a full-blown movie about you.
>...Try to appeal a little more to carnivores. Try to make a bigger, better burger.
>What you really need is some new policies. Enact a few policies and get a few ideas for them.
>...Try to popularize D&D some more while your at it. Another ad could do some good.
>Write-In
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>>1036601
>You remember that Maria and Joan did say that there weren't too many holidays... Maybe you should make some?
And if anons want
>What you really need is some new policies. Enact a few policies and get a few ideas for them.
Like homeless centers to help them get back on their feet.
Like construction work for us or something to get them jobs.
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>>1036612
I support this guy, he has some decent ideas which I think we have discussed before.
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>>1036612
This
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You decide to make a few new holidays.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see how much popularity you get out of this.

+3 if you can come up with holiday ideas and why they should be celebrated.
+1 if you can remain lustful about making holidays.
+1 if you can continue to make fun of Chrysoula mentally or in the holidays. Flames will get extra-triggered if the holidays make fun of Chrysoula or otherwise relate to her.
+3 if you can make it dragony.
+2 if you can come up with a holiday for you and Elizabeth.
+1 and increased opinion from Elizabeth and your kids if you can come up with holidays for each one of your kids.
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Rolled 9 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>1036639
First holiday can be the day the empire was founded. And can be dedicated to the successor in which case Charlemagne.

We can have one dedicated to nature and respecting it. Could win us some points with fauna and dedicate it to Maria as well.

Basically dedicate a holiday to something related to our children or something they like.

Maybe make their birthdays national holidays?

We can make a Peace day. Something about order. Dedicate it to Jupiter and hold a feast where we grill a cow (just for you flames)


Maybe burn an effigy on the holidays lit by fire dragons from the fire departments.

Oh and a day of marriage and love. Dedicate that to us and Liz. Oh and Venus as well.


And all these holidays means more time for lewd activities and dates.
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Waiting for more rolls anons.
>>
If no one's rolling I'll just allow samefagging.

If you want to, feel free to make fun of Chryosula for a free +1 for every joke or insult about her to Flames.
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Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1036719
Sorry. Skyrim is a pretty addicting game. Especially with mods.
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Rolled 15 + 22 (1d20 + 22)

>>1036719
>So flames did you hear the story where Chrysoula jumped over the moon? Actually wait she's too fat for that it couldn't have been her.

>Flames do you like fat chicks? If I find you an obese half Dragon will you stop being a furry?

>And why did you choose to date what could be for all intent and purposes cattle or otherwise food?

>So for the first application of Ultra dragonsteel I was thinking of a frame for her bed to support her massive weight

>So about her residence when do we move her into a barn like the cattle she is

>Better yet we could sell her to a farmer for a heft price.

>It's kind of funny that while calling a woman a cow would be an insult in most cases it'd be more of an apt observation in hers.
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>>1036745
I know that feel all too well anon.

19+15=34

Amazing Success!

You think these holidays will be rather widely celebrated and enjoyed. A lot better than.. Apple tree holidays or whatever.

You also decide to move onto maybe changing some policies around.

You also majorly piss of Flames who begins to angrily rant why Chrysoula is the superior waifu or whatever. It's quite comedic as he attempts to make fun of Frankizka and Elizabeth's weight or whatever.
Attempts, of course.

You of course move onto policies...

Flames is too pissed off to be really much of a help though.

Actions

>Try to calm down Flames by insulting him enough that he just runs out of juice or just calm him down?
>Get Elizabeth. She can be helpful for coming up with policy ideas. She is a queen after all. Besides, you can probably put your lust to good use.
>Call your cabinet.
>...Try to brainstorm through Flame's insults.
>Write-In for policy ideas.
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>>1036771
>Call your cabinet.
I'd also like to go back to the homeless people idea.
Not like we have an overabundance of labor.
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>>1036771
>Call your cabinet.

It's like drugs man. One minute things look normal but then you start to see shit like a giant angel riding a giant rabbit, killing everything it sees like husky dogs.
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What the fuck are you smoking anonh?

You decide to call your cabinet...

Roll me a 1d20+4 for ideas.

+2 if you can think of what people like.
+2 if you can defend your wives honor from Flames insults.
+2 if you can think of ways to get your cabinet to come up with ideas.
+1 if you can also throw suggestions out.
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Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1036817
How many homeless people are there, why are they homeless and how to eliminate homeless people in humane and reasonable ways.
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Rolled 19 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1036817
People like social services and other programs that help people.
Flames mentioned more social security things like like with retirement and shit.
Also programs to get the homeless jobs and affordable housing.

>Well frankizka is a civilized vampire that enjoys a good adventure, Liz is a dragon and the queen of Britain.

First cabinet member to come up with a good idea can get a raise.
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19+11=30

Good Success.

Kryos seems to come up with an idea.

"Maybe we could give the homeless free housing in exchange for work?"

"Such as?"

"I mean, like as trash collectors, janitors... Really anything. No major fancy housing, but no run down slums. Maybe a small apartment, enough for a kid and a wife?"

Hm.

That's when you see Victor raise his hand.

"Well, we shouldn't give them anything. If we just give people housing and basic living conditions, we're condoning laziness and hurting the economy for helping people who can't help themselves, as cruel as it sounds."

"Well, I mean... This is for the people who want to get a job and advance in life."

"If we want them to advance in life, why don't we give them a run-down slum they want to get out of, or nothing at all?"

That's when Hans raises his hand.

"Why don't we give lower living costs and subsidized homes for factory workers, healthcare workers, soldiers, and the people truly important to society, and the homeless who want a better life can work for it."

Actions

>Side with Hans.
>Side with Kryos
>Side with Victor.
>...Can the treasurer check how much it would cost?
>Take one of your cabinet member's ideas and change it or combine it!
>Anyone else have any ideas?
>Come up with your own?
>I don't like either of the ideas. Let's come up with more ideas.
>Write-In
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>>1036946
>...Can the treasurer check how much it would cost?

Also maybe combine Kryos and Hans ideas.

We kind of need people to do the jobs that no one wants. Construction, Trash collection, etc etc.
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>>1036952
Oh and maybe not make the housing free for the homeless
Just low rent.
As a sort of discount for being a public servant.

So give them a grace period of free housing to get their affairs in order and such then charge them low rent. Not try to make a profit but not free ya know.

And if necessary we might need to see if we have social services to help them with addiction problems or whatever caused them to be on the street.
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>>1036946
>...Can the treasurer check how much it would cost?
>>
Well, I'm going to wait a few more minutes anons.
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>>1036985
I'd rather you just count this
>...Can the treasurer check how much it would cost?

Check how much it'd drain us economically.
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The treasury begins to look into how much it would cost...

Your weekly income is a great 15$ Million per week.

If you were to apply this only to Sweden, he assumes it will cost about 4$ Million per week.
If you were to apply this to Scandinavia, he assumes about 10$ Million.. If you were to apply this to Western Europe, it would be a massive 35$ Million per week. If you applied it to Eastern Europe... It would be 50$ Million per week.

That is a lot of money.

And if you were to apply it empire wide... About 85$ Million. He does say though that if you were to incorporate only Hans idea, the price would be easily cut to half, and that Kryos's idea on itself would be the other half... Meaning each one makes up about 50% of the costs.

You are going to need some money for this.

Your treasurer also states that most of your countries are "vassalized", such as France, Estonia-Lativa, Italy, Russia, and the Balkans, meaning that they tend to fund their own police service, fire service, etc... Meaning the reason the economy has been great was because they're technically vassals and pay for themselves, meaning you don't have to pay too much. If you were to annex them your treasury would have a lot more money... But there would be tremendous unrest or worse, and short term the economy would suffer, but long term it would be a lot better.

Nice to know.

Actions

>Go forth with the Hans-Kryos idea!
>Go forth with Hans Idea!
>Go forth with Victor's Idea!
>Go forth with Kryos's Idea!
>Wait for more ideas.
>...You need more money. Maybe look into this "annexation" idea.
>Write-in!
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>>1037064
>Weekly
You mean monthly right?
>...You need more money. Maybe look into this "annexation" idea.

Something something bandage.

We should see about increasing our PR to help with annexation
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>>1037064
>Go forth with the Hans-Kryos idea!

We should only apply this to Sweden because it's the core of our empire. It would be like Augustus turning Athens into a city of marble and leaving Rome a city of brick.
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>>1037064
Oh yeah do we tax businesses?
And if we do how much?
And how are our imports and exports?
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Oh, right. Sorry, I was thinking about civ turns. Each month is when your money comes in, but each week a little bit of it trickles in.

You look a little into the whole annexation thing..

There would be a goddamned shitstorm in the Balkans if you tried anything, mostly from their culture and traditions. Right now though, they're alright so long as you don't force them to do anything.
Russia will fucking go beserk and try to physically assault you for the Motherland if you tried to do anything they didn't like. The only reason they aren't revolting is because their country is left alone. But the profit would be huge... Especially with all those factories and farmland, you'd easily make up for it in money. Not to mention the untouched Siberian mines...
France hates you, as usual. And would probably go through another revolt if you tried to annex them... Mostly because of their culture and snobby attitude, but they have gotten better since you helped them in Vietnam.
Iceland doesn't know about any of your misdeeds thanks to the wonders of being isolated and barely with any electricity. Though your advisor says it would actually reduce your income, but you could make up for it in the long term.
Italy would also go batshit if you tried to annex them away from the Papacy, as they're already hating you.
Denmark would resist a little, but you assume you could easily prevail and annex them... But you do have a son living with the Royal Family there... Dan, was it?

Actions

>Try to annex a nation?
>Go forth with the Hans-Kryos idea.
>Go with Hans idea.
>Go with Kryos's idea.
>Go with Victor's idea.
>Write-In
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>>1037145
>Go forth with the Hans-Kryos idea.
Only in Sweden. It could help our PR if we start doing social services.
>Try to annex a nation?
Denmark.
Oh and Iceland.

We could probably make the place profitable
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>>1037145
>Go forth with the Hans-Kryos idea.
>Try to annex a nation?
Denmark and Iceland

Didn't we annex Italy or at least dismantle the papacy after we killed the pope and proclaim ourselves pope.
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>>1037177
I don't think we dismantled the papacy.
We definitely dismantled the nobility.
I don't know if we ended the great schism either.
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>>1037128
I would say a 25%, enough to encourage business and to get some more income.

Your imports are mostly internal coming from your vassalized countries... Which means the profits eventually come back to you partially. Though the big one that doesn't come back to you is Oil, Rubber, and Steel.

Your biggest exports are Coal, Agricultural Products (Meat mostly.), and generic goods. (Like toasters, ovens, etc.)

About 35% of all industry in Sweden is nationalized, and throughout the empire is a mere 5%.

You decide to go with the Hans Kryos idea only in Sweden, and to annex Denmark and Iceland...

How will the annexation go?

>You'll PERSONALLY head down there and demand control of the government.
>...Send in the army to demand for you.
>What? You'll ask peacefully and nicely, and if their rulers decline, you'll just find a way to convince them.
>Go down and ask nicely, if they refuse, oh well.
>...You have commandos... Order a sudden blitz on their capital buildings and palace and see about taking over as fast as possible to confuse any would-be defenders...
>See if you can't encourage a coup...
>Write-In
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>>1037233
>Go down and ask nicely, if they refuse, oh well.
Speak softly and be a fucking Dragon.
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>>1037233
>...Send in the army to demand for you.
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Send in the army.
2=Go down and ask nicely.
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You decide after this you'll go down and ask nicely...

Also... Do you want to wait for more ideas?

>Sure, why not?
>Your already spending quite a bit. But this should be good enough.
>Come up with a backup plan in case asking nicely fails? (Specify what to do!)
>Come up with your own idea!
>Write-in
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>>1037267
>Your already spending quite a bit. But this should be good enough.
>Come up with a backup plan in case asking nicely fails? (Specify what to do!)
Intimidation would work.
>>
You decide that's good enough, and decide to pay a visit to Denmark.

You fly off, and find Copenhagen easily, and land next to the palace. It seems to be rather well decorated with a nice garden, and with a rather nice brick layout and old-fashioned guards with rifles and bayonets... You even see a nice fountain. Which you land on, of course, and peek through the window to see that the Danish royal family is calmly having dinner, completely oblivious to the giant dragon outside, wondering what exactly is for dinner as well.
Oh... And you see your son, Dan, calmly eating dinner, and seems to be big, burly, and a bit of a barbarian. Judging from the fact he's not wearing a shirt admist his meal.
You can't help but sigh. He's a bit more of a barbarian than you are. At least you wear a shirt during family dinners. You also see your ex-concubine in the corner also eating and talking to her father. She has rather fine brown hair to boot.

Actions

>Knock on the window?
>Give a wink through the window towards your ex-concubine and the Princess of Denmark...
>Just wait until the meal is done. You aren't a barbarian who'll smash through the window just to get the point across.
>Smash the window and glare in.
>Loudly cough?
>...Stomach growl is best growl. Get the point across who'll be dinner if they don't submit.
>Write-In
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>>1037300
>Loudly cough?
>Hey how about putting on a shirt son?
>>
You loudly cough.

"Son? Would you put on a shirt? Please?"

The royal family looks up towards you, and sees you.

Your son seems a bit confused and looks around, and sees you looming in a window.

"Please? Honestly..."

You do see that he does indeed work out a bit, judging from his muscular figure, and seems quite confused to see you.

Overall, the royal family seems a bit scared at the fact you suddenly popped in during their dinner.

Actions

>Now that you have their attention, ask them that they kindly hand over Denmark to you.
>...Try to intimidate them into giving it to you.
>...Seriously though son, could you please put on a shirt?
>Ask them if they have any leftovers.
>Shapeshift? You are trying to be nice about this after all.
>...Your son seems a bit confused at seeing you... Does he not remember you?
>Write-In
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>>1037370
>...Your son seems a bit confused at seeing you... Does he not remember you?
>Now that you have their attention, ask them that they kindly hand over Denmark to you.
Gib Denmark
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>>1037370
>Now that you have their attention, ask them that they kindly hand over Denmark to you.
>>
Your son seems a bit confused at seeing you...

"So, you remember me? You know, your dad? Giant dragon, took you to a movie theater once when you were a few weeks old?"

He vaguely remembers you a bit... And you sigh.

"I know the drill, I should of been there when you were younger, yadadada... I got that, alright? Now... Listen up mortals, why don't you just please hand Denmark over to me?"

Roll me a 1d20+2. Only one roll allowed anons.

+2 if you can tell them what will happen to them.
+2 if you can hit on your old concubine again.

Also, feel free to talk to your son.
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Rolled 11 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1037471
>Well you see you have an impatient giant dragon here. And just you get the picture.
So ask her how she's been want to hang out some time watch a movie catch up and 'connect'.

Oh and ask our son what he's been up to and why he stopped wearing a shirt.
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11+6=17

Failure.

"Hey, whatever your name was. Want to hang out some time, watch a movie, and "connect?"

You give her a wink, and her father stands up.

"Don't talk to my daughter like that, dragon... And I am not giving you my nation. The deal was that I gave you my daughter and allow you to satisfy your lust, and we'd become your vassal and you let us be!"

"Deals change. You know how it goes."

Quite notiably, your ex-concubine's father seems to be attempting his best to be brave, but does seem to be scared of you... Your son just seems a bit uncomfortable and confused.

Actions

>...How about you give your daughter to me, let me tumble her for a bit... And I ignore your feeble resistance. How about that?
>You are truly a weak father, you know.
>Take care of this petty nuisance. Eat him or something.
>...Intimidate him.
>...Ignore him and talk to your son.
>...Hit on his daughter some more. Princesses are always in style.
>...You have an idea. Grab his daughter. You know, a friendly kidnapping... And tell him to give his nation to you or else.
>...Fair enough, you suppose. Just leave.
>...Try to explain why the deal has changed...
>Write-In
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>>1037507
>...Try to explain why the deal has changed...
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>>1037507
>...Try to explain why the deal has changed...
>>
"Well, you see... The deal changed."

"To what?"

Actions

>Well, I just desire full access to your economy and control over everything you once had... That's all, really.
>Well, I'd like to see your daughter more often, to be fair.
>Well, let's see... First, I want my son back with me.
>...Well, you see... Your family's status as monarchs is sadly at an end... I recommend you move far, far away.
>Well... Now you don't have to do work anymore!
>Write-In
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>>1037531
>Just want annex Denmark and gain full control over it's economy and such things like that.
So what's it like for our vassals.
What benefits do they get for being our vassals?
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>>1037546
Well, they just don't get invaded and can trade freely in your empire. So it's not so much as a economic advantage as a "get not invaded" advantage.
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>>1037531
>To me assuming direct and total control over everythig
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>>1037552
What's the state of our hospitals, roads, etc compared to our vassals.
Basically our standard of living compared to theirs.
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>>1037558
I'd say generally a little superior, with France and Italy tying and with Russia and Iceland having the worst.

"Well, I'm just assuming direct and total control over everything... That's all."

He knows he can't really do much, but seems a bit stubborn.

"I am not giving up my family's country to you, dragon. Is not being your servant enough?"

Actions

>...Well, in this case, yes.
>It's not like your people are going to be enslaved or anything. Why is this such a big deal to you anyways?
>Come on. You'll enjoy less work and more time with your family...
>Hurry this up. Your impatient, just skip to the intimidation already.
>...Well, then, I'll just send in the army. They'll be a lot less pleasant then I am.
>...Come on, even you know it's a lost cause to oppose me. Just give up already.
>Fair enough, he doesn't want you to take over his country, just head home.
>Write-In
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>>1037583
>It's not like your people are going to be enslaved or anything. Why is this such a big deal to you anyways?
>Come on. You'll enjoy less work and more time with your family...
Honestly at some point he might as well be a satellite.

Oh and we should improve the standard of living.
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>>1037583
>It's not like your people are going to be enslaved or anything. Why is this such a big deal to you anyways?
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"It's not like your people are going to be enslaved or anything. why is this such a big deal to you anyways?"

"This is my father's father's land, and my heir's land, dragon. I am not giving up my ancestoral lands."

"Well, to be fair, you've already have."

"I will not dishonor my forefathers even more then I already have."

"Huh. Well, come on. You'll enjoy less work and more time with your family."

Roll me a 1d20 if you can convince him.
+2 if you can piss him off by hitting on his daughter.
+3 if you can tell him why his forefathers won't give a shit or would be happy that he's giving his land to you.
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1037641
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Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1037641
>So about connecting again should we do that before or after catching up?

>Firstly your forefathers won't care or at least accept this. Especially considering how you might as well be mines already. Like I'm a giant dragon capable of razing this place to the ground and I got here without any resistance. None of you want to fight me. Your forefathers would be the same.
>>
18+5=23

Good Success!

"So anyways, about connecting again. Should we do that before or after catching up?"

Her father seems to be raising his voice.

"Stop hitting on my damned daughter!"

"Well, just agree damn it. Firstly, your forefathers won't care, since your already mine already. I'm a giant fucking dragon capable of razing this place to the ground and I got here with ZERO resistance. None of you actually want to fight me, and let me just say, your forefathers would be the same."

"Because we know it would be foolish."

"Then why do you resist?"

Roll me a 1d20+4 to convince him to give up.

+2 if you can point out how irrelevant Denmark was before.
+2 if you can continue to flirt and be a little lewd with his daughter. Mostly just to piss him off.
+2 if you can try to see it from his point of view.
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Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1037682
Let's just do this before anyone gets hurt or even worse, dies. Surely your forefathers would want to avoid such a thing,
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Rolled 10 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1037682
>Wait did Denmark do anything important before? I can't remember anything. And I have an amazing memory.
Then tell his daughter
>Just like I remember my wonderful time with you.
And wink.


And of course he's resisting. It's his family legacy and shit. It hurts his pride.
>>
Allowing samefagging to continue hitting on his daughter.
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Rolled 10 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1037700
>Just saying I think I've improved myself so we could 'talk' for so long.
>>
10+10=20

Failure!

"Wait, can you remind me? Did Denmark do anything important before? I can't remember anything, and let me just say, I have an amazing memory..."

You look towards his daughter.

"Just like how I remember my wonderful time with you. Just saying, I think I've improved myself so we could talk for so long."

She seems a little flattered, and her dad gets pissed off.

"Get the fuck out of my palace, dragon. I may be a nation with little renown or power, but I will not have my daughter hit on, my country insulted, or have my country stolen before my eyes! I will especially not have a dragon assume he knows my ancestors better than me!"

Yeah, he's pissed.

"Really? And what's going to force me to leave."

"Nothing, damn it."

Actions

>Intimidate him.
>...Just sigh, and leave. He'll give up. Eventually.
>...Take care of him. Permanently.
>Fuck it, just send in the army.
>You should really watch you voice. One could almost think your threatening me.
>Write-In
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>>1037740
>You should really watch you voice. One could almost think your threatening me.
>Intimidate him.
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>>1037740
>Intimidate him.
>>
"You should really watch your voice. One could almost think your threatening me."

You glare at him...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to intimidate him.
+3 if you can think of ways to intimidate him.
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Rolled 6 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1037757
Could we do decoy and have us both launch some daemonic laughter?
They don't know that it isn't a solid copy right?
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Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1037757
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>>1037762
I'd assume they wouldn't know.

18+7=25

Good Success!

You create TWO copies of yourself with decoy... And laugh demonically at the same time.
This does scare the king and his family, and even Hans.

"So, caring to negotiate?" The two of you loom overhead, with a sort of sadistic smile.

He does indeed seem scared... But Dan seems able to shake it up and gets up.

"That's enough, father."

He goes up to the king and sits him back down.

"Dan..."

He looks up at you.

"I think you should go, if your intending on scaring my grandfather."

Great, this is getting even more complicated.

Actions

>Dan, this is between me and him, alright?
>...Goddamn it, your getting really tired of this shit. Just intimidate him and Dan.
>...Just sigh and leave.
>...Dan, please. This is a matter of national economic interests.
>...Listen, I know what you kids want. You want me to spend some time with you, that sort of thing. I'll do it after this, if you just let me get this sorted out.
>...Dan, get the fuck out of the way, I don't have time for this shit.
>...Grab Dan, and move him out of the way. You don't have time for talking.
>Write-In
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>>1037786
>Dan, this is between me and him, alright?
>...Dan, please. This is a matter of national economic interests.

I think he'd rather we take it by force.
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>>1037786
>...Dan, please. This is a matter of national economic interests.
I think if we cause a scene here then we'll have had a fight with all of our male children.
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"Dan, please. This is between me and him, and this is a matter of economic interests."

He simply doesn't seem to care about what you want, or what your nation desires.

"Dan. I'm talking to you."

"I know."

"Well, it doesn't seem like you heard me. I need to talk to him abou-"

"Handing over my grandfather's land to you? I already know, and that's a no."

"Dan, come on."

"We both know the answer and it's no. And I'm not letting you talk to my grandfather and scare him into having a heart attack or trick him into giving you our land."

Actions

>Our land? Dan, your the prince of Sweden. It would be YOUR land.
>Dan, how would you like to be appointed the Governor of Denmark? All you have to do is not get involved.
>Would you rather I take it by force then?
>Don't tell me you prefer these humans over your actual family.
>Come on. I'm just scaring the mortal a little, not planning to eat him or anything like that. He'll be fine, alright?
>Move Dan to the side and hold him there.
>...Dan, I know you probably barely remember me, but you should have more loyalty to me than your grandfather.
>Fine, I'll leave then.
>Write-In
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>>1037821
>Would you rather I take it by force then? Because it sounds like you want me to take it by force. And do it personally. Sounds like a good idea.
>>
"Well then, would you rather I take it by force then? Because it sounds like you want me to take it by force. And do it personally, sounds like a good idea actually."

He seems to be getting pissed.

"You come in here, threatening my grandfather and attempting a shallow attempt to talk to my mom? Then you threaten my inheritance and homeland?!"

"Then let me talk to your grandfather."

"Fuck off. He isn't talking to you."

Your ex-concubine begins to stand up.

"I think everyone should really calm down..."

What do anons?

>...Calm down a bit. You'll attempt to talk this out.
>...Intimidate Dan instead.
>...Get the message across that you don't exactly give a shit if your son protests or not, and kill him.
>Try to reason with Dan?
>...Force Dan aside and FORCE his grandfather to give you the crown.
>...You aren't targeting any of your family or extremely extended family. Go to pillage Copenhagen until his father is ready to talk.
>...Just leave.
>Write-In
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>>1037850
>Kill Dan
That sounds edgy AF.

>...Calm down a bit. You'll attempt to talk this out.
So OP what would be the best way to wage war on Denmark without pissing off all our other vassals?
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>>1037865
Not waging war?

Annexation is meant to be a lot of money but with plenty of problems you know.

You calm down a bit, and attempt to talk this out.

Roll me a 1d20-2 if you can convince him to get out of this.
+2 if you can care about him.
+3 if you can be self-aware about how you never visit, etc, etc...
+2 if you can give him good reasons to step aside.
>>
Rolled 4 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1037873
>I do care about you and I'd rather not resort to warfare. Honestly your presence is the only reason that nothing has happened yet. I know I never visit but I'm extremely busy and it takes alot to spend time with my kids that live at the palace. But seriously you should step aside I may be a bit more lenient.

Meh we can annex things later.
Except maybe Iceland. They seem easy.

We should leave soon.
We still haven't visited the magic university and such.
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>>1037880
Iceland is a walk in the park to be fairly honest.

Allowing samefagging if you can continue to be self-aware and care about him.
>>
Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1037883
>Seriously I could have already razed this place to the ground. And there'd have been nothing to stop me. But I may not be the best father but I try not to fight my kids too often if at all.

I wonder if we can find some decent resources there.
>>
Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1037883
>Really I can eat missiles it's not like Denmark would pose much of a threat. But I'm kind of soft for family. Even if I'm hard-pressed to oay attention to them.
I'm fine with leaving for now.
Get more pressing things done.
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>>1037884
14+5=19

Borderline Failure.

"I do care about you and I'd rather not resort to warfare. Honestly your presence is the only reason that nothing has happened yet. I know I never visit but I'm extremely busy and it takes alot to spend time with my kids that live at the palace. But seriously you should step aside, alright? I'll be more lenient. But seriously I could have already razed this place to the ground. And there'd have been nothing to stop me. But I may not be the best father but I try not to fight my kids too often if at all, alright? Really though, I can eat missiles, and it's not like Denmark would pose much of a threat. But I am soft for family, even if I'm hard-pressed to pay attention to them, alright?"

He seems a little less pissed off.

"I don't want an apology, actions speak louder then words. I know you'll try to get my land one way or the other."

"Dan..."

He seems a bit irritated.

"I'm not letting you destroy everything I've worked for the past three years I've lived here. I had to earn my family's trust, respect, and I am expected in exchange for being the heir of Denmark, and my loyalty to it. I am not letting my inheritance go, my family's trust in me which I have worked long and hard to get, let alone my people's trust."

"So..."

"I'm not letting you see my grandfather, you sent the man nearly into a heart attack."

Oh.

"Well... I'm sorry, I suppose... I'll just be going."

You decide to fly off, you aren't exactly getting anywhere, and you can plan on taking power later.

You begin to fly back home, and eventually land. You order some soldiers in Iceland to take power, which should be easy enough.

You decide however to go to the university next...

You eventually arrive, formed as a human student...

What should you do anons?

>Maybe you should go to a class to study magic.
>You should see how Basil is doing. He's still attending college, right?
>...You should say hi to your college friends. You know, Bastion and Karolina. (I fucking forget her name again, kill me.)
>Eh. Head back home, college just doesn't feel right...
>Try to find Jasmine?
>Write-In

Mind if I ask how people feel about Dan? Just curious since he hasn't been mentioned for a very long time.
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>>1037914
>Maybe you should go to a class to study magic.

Her name was Kamilia OP
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>>1037914
Shit I forgot.

I don't hate Dan and understand where he's coming from but well.
If he could make Denmark stronk I'm sure he'd of done it.

Honestly we should have kept him with us.
Letting our children lead foreign nations just causes us problems.
>>
I know, I know. I'm retarded. I keep thinking her name is Karolina and I browsed the last thread to see if I mentioned her at all.

You decide to head to a magic class...

Which one?

>Illusion?
>Evocation? (Bastion is in this class!)
>Necromancy.
>Summoning (Kamilia is in this class!)
>Draconic Studies.
>Frostomancy.
>Pryomancy.
>Geomancy.
>Write-In

>>1037925
What? Problems... Come on. What problems?

Anyways, if you want you can just think on how to get your son Dan to give up the country to you or otherwise get Dan to like you a lot more.
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>>1037930
Does enchantment have anything to do with buffs?
If not
>Geomancy

Oh and do any of our frostmancy spells scale?
And list them please I forgot them.
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>>1037934
Frostomancy spells do scale and are more effective than usual thanks to your ice dragon nature.

It's currently Frost Javelin and Frost Shard.

And yes, Enchantment does have buffs. I just didn't list them because I'm autistic and forgot.
Also because it's 10 in the fucking afternoon and I need sleep.

You attend class... Though Solaire does seem to be dwelling a bit on why people like you at all, that sort of thing, and seems to be thinking through the lens of other people.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to LEARN ENCHANTMENT.

+2 if you can make fun of Flame's wife.
+2 if you can think why people like or dislike you.
+2 if you can think why Elizabeth loves you enough that she's willing to be with other wives for you.
+2 if you can think why your children still deal with you.
+2 if you can think about how much of a degenerate Flames is.

If everything is done, a free +1 Wisdom attribute point is granted.
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Rolled 1 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>1037944
>Flames your wife is weighing in my mind and in reality. I estimate it to be approximately a half a ton minimum. I recommend exercise for here. And better taste for you.

I'd say most people dislike us because we tend to fuck them over. The people that know us personally probably like us because we haven't screwed them over and can actually be a pretty okay guy.

I'd say Liz lives us like that because we just appeal to her sense or desire for things out of the ordinary. And by that I mean we're a kind of okay dragon emperor that is good in bed.

Our children are well. Our children and they seem to understand somewhat that we're busy. And when we spend time with them they actually seem to enjoy themselves.

And flames is a furfag that's into heavy chicks that smell horribly. He needs help. Badly.

the last part may or may not be serious
>>
Oh god.

You start thinking why people like you... And... Come up empty. Do people only like you because they're afraid of what would happen? Do people like you at all? Do your kids even like you? You find plenty of reasons why people don't like you...

Do anons want to use tomorrow's barbaric?

>Yes!
>No!

By the way, this might just lead to Renexizious trying to become a better person if you decide not to. Or at least a little more humble and caring.
>>
>>1037961
While this affect our learning of enchantments?
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>>1037961
>Yes!
I'm just gonna pick this because I think we can become a somewhat better person without an existential crisis.

Becoming a better person because people don't like you is a shitty reason after all.
>>
Roll me a 1d20 anon.

+3 if you can insult Chrysoula some more.
+2 if you can continue to think why Flames prefers heavy chicks that are furries and smell terrible. And make fun of him for it.
+2 if you can think why you like yourself the way you are, and how you can improve on it.
+2 if you can think lustful thoughts as per usual.
>>
Rolled 2 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1037974
Didn't even get the +1 Wis
Smh

>So I was thinking round up some slaves and put them in hazmat suits and maybe...Just maybe... We could get the library clean in a week.

Flames prefers them because it makes him feel better about his sad beta self. And he aims low because he fears rejection.

Well we like how we are being humble just isn't something we can pull off so we can keep our pride. We're cruel sometimes but we'll. Efficiency is needed but we can try to treat some groups of people better.


>Think of what it'd be like to tumble a Yuan-Ti and compare the merits of two armed Yuan-Ti women vs four.
>>
Allowing samefagging if you can make fun of Chrysoula further and think further lustful thoughts. And why Flames is such a beta.
>>
Rolled 12 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1037985
>What would a Yuan-Ti orgy be like.

>Your waifu is trash flames. She's a cow that can't even make milk. Why have her?
Flames is a beta because there can only be one alpha.
Us.
>>
Rolled 16 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1037985
Now contemplate lesbianism and what it'd look like in each race.
Excluding the furry ones.

>If furniture could talk they'd say. "Get this far cow off if me."
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>>1037991
>Far
Fat
>>
16+9=25

Good Success!

You know, I was planning about rounding up some slaves, putting them in hazmat suits, and maybe, just maybe we could get the library clean in a week... But come on. Your waifu is trash Flames. She's a cow that can't even make milk, why have her? And for god's sake, if furniture could talk they'd say "Get this fat cow off of me!"

She's not fat you fucktard, if anything Elizabeth's a fat fuck.

Fuck off.[/re]d

You fuck off.

You must admit, making fun of Flames does make you feel a whole lot better, enough to pay attention to the lesson again.

Roll me a 1d20+6 to pay attention and learn.

+2 if you can insult Chrysoula more about her weight and show minor concern.
+1 if you can pity her for not being able to eat glorious meat.
+2 if you can think about what a good yuan-ti waifu would be, or at least which yuan-ti you'd tumble that you know.
+2 if you can defend Elizabeth and why she isn't fat.
>>
Rolled 15 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1037997
>Flames Chrysoula has a weight problem. Liz can shapeshift and she has average size considering things but Chrysoula is perpetually heavy. Our furniture can't take it. And she's not even fat from eating something worthwhile like meat. Just green shit.

A good Yuan-Ti waifu
>Blonde hair
>Blue eyes
>Clean healthy scales
4 arms


Please Dice Gods let us learn to fuck with rocks.
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>>1038003
Forgot to mention
>Willing to do kinky shit
>Fine with polygamy
>>
"Flames, Chrysoula has a weight problem. Liz can shapeshift and has average size, but Chrysoula is perpetually heavy, and our furniture can't take it. She's not even fat from eating something worthwhile like meat, just green shit.

At least I don't let the people who spy on my wife get away with it.

Fuck off.

And at least I'm not thinking about fucking snakes right now.

Right. All your thoughts can be heard by others. Forgot there for a second.

You pay attention and the teacher seems to be teaching you about how to freeze people solid or something...

You have learned how to get your Ice Javelin to freeze people solid and make them unable to move, but remain alive!

Roll me a 1d20+4 to learn more.
+2 if you can list reasons why Elizabeth is superior to Chrysoula.
+1 if you can foreshadow the inevitable amount of anons voting to increase Elizabeth's breast size, and why Flames should be jealous.
+2 if you can think about how to get Elizabeth to accept said breasts. Eventually.
+2 if you can defend thinking about yuan-ti.
+2 if you can make fun of his want to make Chrysoula a bit bigger, or assure him it'll be soonish.
>>
Rolled 18 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1038016
I thought we were learning enchantment.

>Liz is a dragon, the queen of Britain, A good cook, the mother of my kids, doesn't have fur. And besides knows. Her boobs might get even bigger and better than Chrysoula. As if the force that governs reality ordained it.

Gotta teach Liz about self confidence and shit.
>Firstly I might increase Chrysoula's bust soon. Wait. And secondly Yuan-Ti women are pretty good and I'm almost certain the sex would be too. Plus they're fur free.
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>>1038022
Holy fuck, I really, really need sleep. Do not stay up more then 24 hours and be drinking, otherwise you'll think stupid fucking thoughts or be retarded like me and write shit wrong.

Consider that a free upgrade, I guess.

You slowly realize that the teacher is simply just teaching you a basic frost rune. Huh.

Flames sincerely thanks you for offering to increase Chrysoula's bust size, and does agree with you on making Elizabeth a bit more self-confident about her bust.

You have learned how to cast a Enviromental Rune, which makes certain objects hotter and colder.... Ranging from ice-cold to lava-hot. Which will actually help out a lot in science, you think.

You also seem to be finishing up class as your teacher teaches you about one final rune.

Roll me a 1d20+6 anons.

+3 if you can think on how to get Elizabeth to enjoy and be alright with a nice bust.
+2 if you can think about excuses you could tell her.
+2 if you can agree on either increasing Chrysoula's size or just her bust size. Or both. Flames seems to like the idea on both.
+2 if you can self-rationalize why Elizabeth should have larger breasts and why they'd be useful.
>>
Rolled 11 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1038031
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Rolled 6 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>1038031
Only Chrysoula's bust size. Her actual height and weight are already getting to ridiculous.

She'd be alright with her bust if people stopped sending her love letters. And maybe if we could actually maintain focus around them.
A good excuse is that we wouldn't be able to shrink her bust with mutagens anyways so surgery would be the only option
And she should keep them.
Large breasts make effective cushions.
>>
Allowing samefagging if you can continue to self-rationalize and think about how Elizabeth would be alright with having a large bust.
>>
By the way, currently it's a minor success, meaning you partially learn the rune.
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Rolled 18 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>1038384
Try to convince Liz that they aren't her defining feature and that she is now more able to control her potential enemies.

We could probably blame it on her body reacting to her recent pregnancy. She did just have five children at once, maybe it is related?

We will increase Chrysoula's size if, and only if, she wants us to and we can do so without making her weigh more. Otherwise we will just offer her bigger tits, possibly with the hygiene enhancer.

They are nice for personal reasons, make her seem more maternal and for diplomatic meetings with people.
>>
18+15=33

Great Success!

You learn how to cast Bull Strength, which gives you a +4 to Strength for eight rounds. You can also cast it on other people as well.

Of course, with that class ends... You leave and get your things, and eventually you run across... Bastion, who smiles and waves at seeing you, and gives you a hug.

"Bastion?"

"Renexizious! I got the money. I just wanted to thank you for paying my debt off!"

He seems very grateful.

"Well, it's no problem really. How's everything going?"

He stops hugging you, which felt a little awkward to be honest.

"Much better. I can actually study rather then work... How has your life been?"

"Great, but it has been a bit stressful."

"Yeah... Well, I'm headed to Illusion. I'll see you later."

He gives you a high five, and he walks along, while you decide what class you'll go to...

Actions

>Head to Illusion with Bastion?
>Head to Evocation?
>Head to Pyromancy?
>Head to Frostomancy?
>Eh, that's all you wanted to learn. Head back home.
>Head to summoning? (Kamilia is here!)
>Head to Draconic Studies?
>Head to Geomancy?
>Write-In
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>>1038431
>Head to Geomancy?
>>
You head to Geomancy.. You see that the desk of the classroom seems to be very dirty, with dirty dishes, strewn notes, and coffee mugs... You also see the professor's name which seems to be Dr. Patykaricaris, and you go to take a seat... You see a minotaur enter, with smart-looking glasses and drinking from a small coffee mug. He comes in, sits in a chair, and waits for people to come in...
After a bit of waiting quite a few students come in, and the minotaur begins to teach the lesson, starting at the basics and principals of Geomancy... He does have a rather thick accent, making it hard to understand. Not to mention most of the students seem to not paying attention or sleeping.

Roll me a 1d20+6 to learn.
+3 if you can continue to make fun of Chrysoula and Flames, and Flames wanting Chrysoulsa to be bigger with bigger breasts.
+2 if you can think about Elizabeth a little more.
+1 if you want to think on why a bigger Chrysoula would be a good thing.

If anons want to, you can try to get the students more engaged or do nothing.
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Rolled 6 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1038477
>Thinks about Sicilian trip with Liz and a family which will never happen and if it does it will get derailed by harpies or some shit
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>>1038477
"Do you want her to be even stronger and bigger because it's your degenerate want to be dominated?"

Liz is a great wife, we should get her a cake. Women like cake.

Her being bigger would be kinda useful... mostly for figuring out size stuff a little more...


Try to get the students to engage more, point out magic keeps getting stronger and it will only get more important as time goes on to be able to use it.
>>
Allowing samefagging if you can continue to make fun of Chrysoula.
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Rolled 11 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1038509
I forgot to roll
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11+12=23

Minor Success!

You have some problems listening during class, but you are beginning to learn the basics, which are surprisingly difficult to learn.

You also can't help but try to get the other students to engage more, and the teacher seems to appreciate this, but it does very little to actually get the students to care.

After a bit of learning, you finally learn your first spell...

Boulder Throw.

You can summon a large rock, and fling it at the enemy. It can scale to the size of your fist in any one of your forms if you upgrade it or get to learn it a bit more.

You have gained one skill point in Geomancy.

Roll me a 1d20+6 to see if you can continue to learn in Geomancy. If it's a good success, the boulder throw will be upgraded to it's normal state of being able to scale.

+1 for every insult you can think about regarding Chrysoula.
+1 if you can also continue to make fun of Flames for wanting a bigger wife.
+1 if you can make Flames jealous of not having a wife who's breasts expand naturally.
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Rolled 18 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1038553
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Rolled 1 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1038553
>You have a pleb wife who's boobs don't grow naturally. Sad ain't it. And you want to make her bigger? So you really do like big some .
>She's too fat to fit in a normal cow pen. We're going to have to increase it.

>You know if we want large quantities of meat Chrysoula is an option.
> But then again it does have to be high quality so maybe nevermind
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>>1038567
Why though
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>>1038572
Ask Dice Gods
Oh and I just remembered
I'm miffed because if we go almost an entire day without using barbaric and we critfail it uses tomorrow's barbaric.
I think that's stupid
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>>1038577
So what. Save up barbaric rolls that we don't use for later days?
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>>1038580
If it's nearing the end of the day and we haven't used a barbaric I want to use that days barbaric.
Not tomorrow's.

I'm fine with 1 barbaric a day.
As long as it's consistent like that.
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>>1038590
Anon, we might be in different timezones. Usually when I ask if anons want to use tomorrow's barbaric it's usual an hour or two until the next day.

Critical Failure!

You insult Flames enough where he begins to get pissed off at you, and yells at you. You just can't pay attention, and fail to pay attention in the slightest. You eventually leave class and head to lunch, arguing in your head. Your dad seems a little annoyed by this and yells for the two of you to shut up, and to get a grip. This stops the arguing from escalating, as Flames was angry enough to set fire to something, as per usual.

Fair enough, you suppose.

What do you want to do anons?

>You are... Stressed out. Just head home or something. Maybe one of your wives can lower your stress or something.
>Maybe you can try to find one of your friends?
>Find Jasmine. She can help you get to know the Draconia Firma, and besides, you need a beautiful lady in front of you...
>Maybe you can convince the minotaur professor to personally teach you?
>Write-In
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>>1038613
>Maybe you can convince the minotaur professor to personally teach you?
He seems like an okay guy.
Maybe we can hire him personally.
That way we don't have to come here to learn.
>>
>>1038613
>Maybe you can try to find one of your friends?
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You decide to see if you can't convince the minotaur professor to teach you personally. Then find one of your friends.

When you knock on his door, he seems pleased to see you.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see how open he is to the idea.
+3 if you can give him convincing arguments.
>>
Rolled 16 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1038624
>C'mon you're a teacher right? It's your job to help me reach my best. And I'm actually interested in improving in geomancy. I'm an aspiring mage and doing somewhat well.
>>
16+8=24

Good Success!

"Hey... I was wondering if you could help me with Geomancy. I couldn't really focus. I mean, you are a teacher, right? It's your job to help me reach my best, and I'm actually interested in improving in geomancy. I am an aspiring mage and doing somewhat well."

He considers this.

"Well... I'll make an exception for you. Usually I don't teach during lunch. Just let me eat my lunch first, please."

"Of course."

After he eats his salad, he begins to teach you Geomancy...

Roll me a 1d20+8 to learn one on one!
+2 if you can change it up a little by making fun of Solaire, or just tell him why Celvita is good or bad.
+1 if you want to make it sound like your about to compliment Chrysoula but it turns out to be a hidden insult instead.
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Rolled 13 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1038641
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Rolled 14 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1038641
>Celveta isn't that bad. Good for a kobold that's for sure.

>You know flames I have to admit. Chrysoula is good at keeping places safe. She's more effective at keeping people out of the library than any guard I've ever had. Maybe that stink could be weaponized.
>>
14+11=25

Good Success!

Flames of course gets triggered, your dad gets annoyed, and Solaire likes your compliment.

Just business as usual.

The professor teaches you quite a bit, and eventually you learn how to properly cast Boulder Throw.

"Well, that's taken care of. It's quite basic really..."

"It is... You went a little in depth during class."

"Of course I did, I'm a professor... Now, do you need anything else?"

Actions

>No, I'm good. I have friends to talk to, that sort of thing.
>Why don't you teach me about the next thing we're going to learn in Geomancy? I might not be around for the class next time.
>...How would you like to work for me?
>...You know you could just simplify this, right?
>Write-In
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>>1038703
>Why don't you teach me about the next thing we're going to learn in Geomancy? I might not be around for the class next time.

Oh yeah can Ren make magic items?
Not like a fire sword I mean like his eye.
Jewelry, clothing, etc that can confer protection or stat boosts.
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>>1038725
Well, that's what enchantment is. Making magic items, and buffing yourself.

You ask him if he can continue to teach you, and he agrees.

Roll me a 1d20+6 to learn more.
+3 if you can think lustful thoughts as per the usual.
+3 if you can make fun of Chrysoula and why Elizabeth and Frankizka are superior.
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Rolled 3 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1038734
Nostolgia trip on that orgy we had in the D&D dimension

>Flames you can insult them all you want but my civilized vampire and dragon queen are superior to your cow.

Oh and can we make items that change size with us? So we can keep the functioning magic item even in dragon form?
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>>1038742
That would be quite hard, but in theory, sure.

Allowing samefagging for more lustful thoughts.
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Rolled 11 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1038745
There was the first few times we tumbled Vasura.

So how far along are we into the necromancy tree?
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Rolled 5 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1038745
>There time we tumbled Liz and lorriana.
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>>1038750
I would say 1/4th through it.
>>
11+12=23

Failure!

You fail to really learn anything, but you learn that he's trying to teach you Stonefist, which apparently turns your fist to stone, and is extremely good at punching things it seems.

However, you fail to pick this up, and after a lengthy lesson, you learn that class is beginning again for the final time today...

"So, you caught all that?"

Actions

>Why don't you go over it again? (Try again, but no other classes you can go to!)
>...I should get going home, sorry.
>Why don't we meet another time? For a one on one lesson?
>Sorry, but I need to get to another class.
>Write-in
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>>1038767
>Why don't we meet another time? For a one on one lesson?
>Sorry, but I need to get to another class.

Adding a mention here for myself to work on ceramic body armor for the soldiers we do keep.
>>
"We should meet another time, but I really should get to another class, alright?"

"Sure."

You leave the room and wave goodbye...

What class to go to anons?

>Illusion!
>Evocation!
>Pyromancy!
>Frostomancy!
>Draconic Studies
>Summoning
>Head home.
>Geomancy again?
>Necromancy?
>...Huh. There seems to be an Alchemy class.
>Write-in
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>>1038787
>...Huh. There seems to be an Alchemy class.
>>
You decide to go to the alchemy class.

Roll me a 1d20+2 to see if you learn anything new (-4 due to being a master at alchemy!)
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Rolled 10 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1038796
>tfw you're so good it's hard to git gud.
Wew
>>
Allowing samefagging.
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Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1038817
I want to go talk to our aunt now.
See if we could learn anything.
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>>1038820
Time to git gud.
>>
Critical Success!

You are... Well, you think you might of been doing a few certain things wrong...

Once a month, you can now reroll on alchemy checks for free, and your potions and mutagens are more effective.

You also have mastered Alchemy, meaning you can no longer increase it.

With that done, the day ends and you decide to head home... You feel a little more powerful.

Choose one.

>Stable Mutation
>Unstable Mutation
>Ultra-Unstable Mutation
>Upgrade Mutation
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>>1038862
>Upgrade Mutation
Our size mutation again to finish it off.


So OP we've quite literally reached the pinnacle of alchemy?
>>
Yep. Any more progress would take centuries or decades, really.

With one more upgrade point put into size, you'll get the benefits of the next size category.

You can't help but feel... Well, larger and more powerful. Huh, college does help after all.

You are about equal size with Elizabeth, and are currently a nice 50 stories tall... Which is HUGE.

You arrive home, and head to bed...

Elizabeth has also upgraded.

Choose an upgrade anons.

>Upgrade Mutation!
>Stable Mutation!
>Unstable Mutation!
>Ultra Unstable Mutation
>>
>>1038898
>Stable Mutation!
So we've reached the point of diminishing returns.
Now for the other magics I guess.
>>
By the way, this upgrade you can choose to increase bust size, or get an actually useful mutation.
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>>1038915
I'll get a useful one.
Can do the bust mutation next time maybe.
>>
>>1038898
>Stable Mutation!


Let's see about making wife better in some way besides tits.
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>>1038925
Thank god for sanity.

You decide to get a useful mutagen...

Choose one anons.

>Acid Breath. (Breathe acid to melt armor and metal!)
>Prehensile Tail! (Have a tail able to move around and do things!)
>Draconic Mind. (Elizabeth can learn other languages and learn faster, but may cause her personality to shift a little more draconic.)
>Extreme Fire Breath (Elizabeth's Fire Breath becomes even more powerful!)
>Minor Weather Change (Elizabeth being in a area slowly turns it to most habitable areas. As in, cold as fuck, which is comfy for you and her and ice dragons.)
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>>1038936
>Minor Weather Change (Elizabeth being in a area slowly turns it to most habitable areas. As in, cold as fuck, which is comfy for you and her and ice dragons.)

Ren could benefit if he had this.
Would seriously help with hot climates.

I wonder if we can use mutagens to get it from her.
Like she did with our stubby legs
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>>1038940
We would be better off just trying to get more mutations since that would mostly involve being successful at our goals.
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>>1038956
I mean we can grab the mutation off of Liz so we could have it.
It's a while until our next mutation and I think if we have this one we could upgrade it.

Could help with the whole
Dying in slightly hot temperatures
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>>1038963
True but we aren't planning on expanding there for some time yet. Mostly since that region is either worthless, owned by allies or protected by america.
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>>1038970
I guess.
Just want to get it done before we forget and it needs to be brought up later.
And I'd rather grab it before another mutation comes.

Also D&D dimension.
I assume deserts exist there.
>>
You get Elizabeth minor weather change.

You arrive home, and head straight to bed... You flop on the bed and lay down, and see Elizabeth is reading a bedtime story to Aulus and the red dragon child...

"Ren?"

"What?"

"Would you care if Aulus and Deven slept in here tonight?"

"Why?"

"Well... I'm worried that Devan is getting addicted to the TV, and Aulus is afraid of the dark..."

You sigh a bit.

"Well..."

You are slightly disappointed. You were hoping for some lustful sex with Elizabeth tonight. But on the other hand, you do have kids.

Actions

>...Fine, but you owe me one Elizabeth.
>...Why don't we talk tonight? I was planning on talking to you... (Try to settle her worries and get her used to her bust and second head?)
>I suppose, why not?
>...Shape up and be the father you can be. Tell Elizabeth you can handle giving them a late-night story to help them sleep. Maybe they might even leave you alone tonight.
>...No kids, please. I don't want kids in the bed.
>...I thought we were going to have fun tonight...
>Write-In
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>>1039031
>...Shape up and be the father you can be. Tell Elizabeth you can handle giving them a late-night story to help them sleep. Maybe they might even leave you alone tonight.

>Aulus is scared of the dark
Unacceptable.

>Devan
Wasn't the slaves kid named Michael?
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>>1039031
>...Shape up and be the father you can be. Tell Elizabeth you can handle giving them a late-night story to help them sleep. Maybe they might even leave you alone tonight.


>Write-In
Make or get the kid a nightlight of magical or technological nature.
>>
"...Devan? I thought it was Michael."

"Well, Michael just didn't really seem to suit him. I thought Devan was a better one."

Fair enough, you suppose.

"Well, move aside. I'll tell these kids a story that will knock their socks off."

You decide to actually be a father for once...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can put your kids to sleep.

+3 if you can make up a story.
+2 if you can make it teach positive draconic values.
+2 if you can be a little suggestive to Elizabeth while you read your kids a story.
>>
Rolled 12 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1039070
How about a story of a brave and noble dragon that takes over a kobold village and uses it to make a great kingdom of prosperity to save a bleak world of suffering.
And have the occasional human uprising that fails because humans aren't as good as dragons and need draconic leaders to guide them.
>>
Allowing samefagging if you can continue to teach positive draconic values, or be suggestive to Elizabeth.
>>
Rolled 5 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1039092
And the dragon had a massive horns filled with rare treasures he kept to help him maintain his kingdom.
And an amazing lair filled with LL kinds of useful things.
>>
Rolled 15 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1039092
And he had an extremely loving and understanding wife that helped him expand his empire. In-between alone time for them of course. They were young and loved each other of course.
>>
15+12=27

Good Success!

You tell them a story of a brave and noble dragon that takes over kobold villages, using it to save a world of suffering...

They seem to enjoy the story quite a bit, and Elizabeth seems a little flattered at the loving wife part.

Eventually they fall asleep and Elizabeth takes them to their rooms, and puts them to bed, and comes back.

"Thank you for doing that. I always love it when you get involved."

"I know."

She cuddles next to you, and you cuddle up to her...

Actions

>Want to talk at all, Elizabeth?
>...So, I know you aren't really used to your second head or bust yet, Liz. But I really would like it if you enjoyed it.
>...I'm going to get some sleep, night Elizabeth. (Continue back to Civ Mode)
>...See if she's in the mood to tumble?
>You know, you should make plans for your trip to Sicily. You did say you were going to go soon.
>Write-In
>>
>>1039142
>...I'm going to get some sleep, night Elizabeth. (Continue back to Civ Mode)
I think Liz can adjust to this in her own as long as more weird shit doesn't happen.
>>
"I'm going to get some sleep. Night Elizabeth."

You give her a kiss and head back to sleep.

Meanwhile, in Vietnam...

You are Charlemagne again anons!

You have successfully cut your way through the jungle, but it did take quite a bit of time... Luckily though, you see the Vietcong forces in the distance, and prepare your men for a flank attack...

Roll me a 1d20+7 for how well this goes.
>>
Rolled 16 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1039226
>>
16+7=23

Great Success!

Your men flank them and your tanks pound them, and before you know it, the Vietcong forces have retreated back into the jungle where they belong... Your men go to find the French, and you see that most of them have either retreated or been decimated, but the French Foreign Legion seems to be the only remaining
regiment, and seem to have taken quite a few losses.

It seems like the war is going quite well so far, and all that remains is to head northward...

Now, in Iceland...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see how the annexation goes.
>>
Rolled 17 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1039252
>>
17+5=22

Good Success!

The annexation in Iceland seems to go very well, and there is little to no resistance to you taking direct control.

You have lost -1$ Million per month in revenue due to Iceland, but you can now directly improve it more often.

You decide to improve relations with a country overseas or nearby...

There is currently a revolt in Persia, and the Persian Shah is staying in your country until the situation dies down.
The Japanese have asked for you to intervene on their behalf against China and America, or at least send them some money.

Germany seems to be on guard against you, not really doing much...
Many of your citizens are expecting you to say something regarding the UN and NATO's annexation by your son.

Spain has sent you an offer for alliance, but you predict this will lower your relations with England.

Who will you talk to?

>Talk to a vassal country?
>Talk to a foreign country?
>Make plans to invade a foreign country!
>Make plans to annex a vassal country!
>CRISIS: Deal with the Persian Revolt. If you can do this, you might just take over Persia with a vassal or gain a valuable friend willing to give you great amounts of oil...
>Deal with the Japanese trying to get you to intervene.
>You should probably give a press confrence about if you support your son or are against your son annexing the UN and NATO.
>Accept the offer for alliance from Spain!
>Decline the offer for alliance from Spain!
>Write-In
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>>1039305
>CRISIS: Deal with the Persian Revolt. If you can do this, you might just take over Persia with a vassal or gain a valuable friend willing to give you great amounts of oil...
If we have to deal with this right this instant. If not.
>Deal with the Japanese trying to get you to intervene.
Maybe see if we can vassalize them with a promise to keep America out if they try to fuck with them.
>>
You decide to deal with the Japanese, and talk to the Shogun over the phone...

It seems they aren't willing to be vassals, but are willing to become allies of you if you intervene.

Actions

>Publicly support them.
>Send troops to Japan!
>Send monetary support to Japan.
>...Well then, you don't care. Wait until Japan becomes more desperate.
>See if you can arrange a meeting between you and the Shogunate.
>Write-in
>>
>>1039344
>See if you can arrange a meeting between you and the Shogunate.
I don't think Japan is in a position to really say no.
Unless they want America to fuck them up.
>>
>>1039322
I support this choice.


I have an idea on how we could make it more tolerable to the Americans; we promise to not perform any research into nuclear theory or practical without their consent for the next 5 years.

I know this seems crippling but we already have plans and methods of making far more devastating weapons of war. All this does is make the Americans accept this far more peaceably, as even if our son wanted to accept he needs to get it past congress.


An example of one such weapon, to alleviate your potential fears, would be a high concentration "Renexium" dust released at high altitude over enemy lands. Effectively going and making it all a huge red zone in a few days at most.
>>
You decide to set up a meeting between you and the Shogunate...
He requests that you meet him in Japan, as he claims it would take him weeks to get to Europe, if he could even get over there... To you, this seems like a great excuse to visit Japan...

Actions

>Schedule the meeting for a month or two later?
>Eh, nevermind. You'd rather not do a meeting...
>Go over there right away!
>...Vacation? Vacation. See if the Daimyo would be alright with you taking a few of your kids, Elizabeth, and Chrysoula. Or just say fuck it and go over there anyways.
>Write-In
>>
>>1039394
>Schedule the meeting for a month or two later?


We need to finish in Vietnam before I would feel comfortable potentially getting into another war.
>>
>>1039394
>Schedule the meeting for a month or two later?
This seems pressing.
I'm actually concerned Viktor has plans to take Japan quickly.

I'd say we're in a painful position if Viktor gets Japan.
>>
>>1039408
Not really, if he took the UK or Iceland I would agree but no, Japan is rather unimportant to us.

This is because we have few assets in the region of note, ignoring colonial lands and the far east of Russia which effectively contains nothing of value.


Not to mention that the Americans aren't exactly the most willing to sustain a long war, as has been seen historically. They would probably want to just put a puppet in and leave, then we could start ripping apart the puppet until someone a little more... respectful enters office.
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>>1039434
Well as long as Viktor doesn't do anything crazy we'll be fine.
I'll hold my breath though.
I didn't expect him to dismantle NATO but well.

Anyways we should get back to magic and rocketry.
Maybe headback to D&D verse so we can strengthen the kobold village more and bring some people when we go.
>>
You schedule the meeting for a month or two later...

The next week arrives.

You hear from your agents in America that Americans seem to only think you of a "threat to democracy and freedom who can be reasoned with" than a "threat to world peace" now. Which is a minor upgrade, thanks to Coca Cola.

In other additions to world news, Lativa and Estonia now boasts the largest "necromancer population" in the world.

Russia seems to be demanding elections... You have the option to allow this for your puppet or not.

It will remain your puppet no matter what, and civil unrest in Russia will be lowered if you choose to allow elections...

Treasury: 35$ Million

Actions

>Allow elections in Russia.
>What elections? Elections are for pussies.
>...Maybe you can pay for a quick poll regarding possible candidates and popularity? (Cost: 10$ Million)
>Write-In
>>
>>1039504
>Allow elections in Russia.
>>
You decide to allow elections in Russia... And it seems to be a representative election, meaning representatives are elected to vote for the new president.

After a day, you hear about the candidates...

Soberevic Icehelm, Candidate of the "FUCK ELVES" Alliance (Current ruling party!). Is a dwarf.
The party is dedicated to hating FUCKING ELVES and being pro-capitalist.

Low Popularity, due to low amounts of anti-elves in Russia, and being a primarily dwarf party.

Khomkolov Nikitovich, Candidate of the Lycan Comrade Bloc, and is a werewolf.

It's party is about pro-werewolf superiority and combining communist ideals into one.

Popularity: Very Low, thanks to questionable tactics regarding "turning representatives into werewolves" in the past and forcing them to vote for them. Not to mention the fact the party only accepts werewolves.

Agustina GarcĂ­a, Candidate of the National Bolshevik Party, and is the only female candidate, and is a foreigner from Cuba. It's party is dedicated towards communist Totalitarianism, and desires independence.

Popularity: High from high independence desire and high communist support.

Konstantine Romanov, candidate of the Tsarist People's Party, which seeks to establish the old Russian Empire and make Russia Great Again under traditionalist principals, such as religion and patriotism. It is also led by one of the survivors of the Romanov family... Who has nearly been assassinated over eighteen times, and there are many scandals and rumors about him thinking you aren't that bad for "stopping the communists".

Popularity: Very low.

What are you going to do anons?

>Let the elections play out fairly. (The elections will end towards the end of this year, and you will try your best not to influence them)
>None of these parties really represent your interests... Look for more political parties. (Note that the other political parties are very unlikely to win.)
>Well... Why don't you make your own party? Of course, you need to decide a candidate.
>Try to get one of the parties to side with you?
>Order your advisors to tell you more about a candidate or party. (Specify)
>...Outlaw a specific party. (Will piss the Russians off!)
>Write-In
>>
>>1039682
>Try to get one of the parties to side with you?

The Romanov, I have great respect for their royal line and do feel that the communist revolution wasn't an official government.
>>
>>1039682
>Try to get one of the parties to side with you?
Romanov doesn't seem that bad.
>>
You decide to side with the Tsarist People's Party...

Of course, it will be rather hard to have him win...
And he might not like having you on his side. After all, it's hard to make an empire while being a puppet.

So of course, you need to think on how to get him to side with you.

Actions

>Visit him personally?
>Send him a letter?
>...Have him kidnapped and delivered to your palace. Maybe you can mutate him or have Frankizka dominate him.
>Maybe you should read up about him, see what he likes, that sort of thing.
>Write-In
>Write-in
>>
>>1039776
>Visit him personally?
>>
>>1039776
>Two Write-Ins
Y tho?
>Visit him personally?
>>
>>1039807
Shit, I must of put one in at the beginning and one at the end, thinking I didn't put one down earlier.

You decide to visit him personally, and fly off to where he lives... Which seems to be near the Ural Mountains.

After a bit of traveling, you finally land and shift to your human form, looking around... After a bit, you run across a rather small Russian farmhouse, containing the right address... The lights are on, even though it's midnight.

You go up to the door and knock... The door opens to a rather middle-aged man wearing a traditional Russian hunting uniform, and a hunting rifle.

"Da? You need something?"

The two of you seem to be speaking English... Your Russian would be hard to understand to him.

"Well... I'm here to see a Konstantine Romanov. Is that you?"

He raises an eye in suspicion.

"Who's asking?"

"Well, Renexizious Thorrson for one. Now, can I come inside?"

He gives you a suspicion look and lets you inside and closes the door behind you, and puts his rifle up on the wall...
You see that the room seems well organized, and his bookshelf contains many theatrical play scripts, that sort of thing. You take a seat on a chair, and he seems polite enough to get you some food, but remains quite suspicious on why your here.

He puts down a plate of venison and vegetables, and he seems content with drinking vodka. If it wasn't for the fact he had theatrical plays, you'd assume he was a poor Russian farmer.

"So, I see you live a long ways away from any sort of civilization... How's life out here?"

"Interesting, one could say. Though it isn't a good place to spend one's middle-aged years."

"Well, of course... Do you have any butter?"

"Da."

He gets up to get you some, while you look around the room... You see a certificate in the corner of the room, identifying him as a graduate of a military academy and a military officer... And you even see a few medals hung on a wall, with a saber and a revolver... Of course, you see in a corner of the room some more "updated" medals, belonging to the Soviet Union. He clearly doesn't prize them as much as the older ones by his certificate.

"So... I see you've been in wars?"

"Of course I have. I have been a military officer in the Izmaylovsky Regiment serving in the first world war, to being a conscript sent in Stalingrad."

"I see."

He sits down and drinks a bit of vodka.

"So... Why are you here?"

Actions

>Well, I'm here for the election to be specific...
>...I was thinking about possibly becoming friends.
>You don't exactly sound very prince like, to be honest.
>I should be going now...
>Are you usually this quiet? You don't seem to talk very much.
>Write-In
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>>1039944
>Are you usually this quiet? You don't seem to talk very much.
>And i heard about the election. Wanted to wish you luck and continued cooperation between my empire and Russia should you win.
>>
"Are you usually this quiet? You don't seem to talk very much."

"I am a quiet man living his days in the countryside, Swede."

"I see... Well, I just heard about the election. Wanted to wish you luck and continued cooperation between my empire and Russia should you win."

"Which is unlikely."

Actions

>Not with my help it isn't... I could help you, you know.
>Come on. You have a fair chance of winning.
>You know... If you find your mortal body limiting, I could mutate you. You must have the curse of old age on you as we speak...
>...Well, what are your plans if you got elected? I'm curious.
>I should get going, but know I wish you luck.
>Write-In
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>>1040061
>Write-In
"I can offer my assistance, with funding or with making sure you survive your term. Mostly by deploying my covert forces to protect you or enhancing your form via a mutagen, custom made if you really want..."
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>>1040085
This.
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"I can offer my assistance with funding or making sure you survive your term... Mostly by deploying covert forces to protect you or enhancing your form via mutagen. Custom made if you really want it."

"What? God willing, no. I do not want to be your puppet, dragon."

Hm. He needs some persuasion, no doubt.

Actions

>Try to convince him to accept your help?
>...Fair enough, if he doesn't want your help...
>...Intimidate him into accepting your help?
>Fine. You'll do it secretly.
>...You know, that could be constructed as traitorous...
>Fine. I'll find another party to work with.
>Write-In
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>>1040131
>Try to convince him to accept your help?
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>>1040131
>Write-In
"You don't really have a choice, I mean even if you did win, you would be.

If you wanted to actually gain independence. It would have to be by war as I have no plan to release any nation under me.

I am certain you would lose such a war, based off of how the last Russian attempt at resisting went.

What I am offering you is the opportunity to actually improve the lives of your countrymen and to influence the future of your nation."
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"You don't really have a choice you know, if you do win and want to get independence, it would have to be by war as I have no plan to release any nation under me... And I'm certain you'd lose the war. But what I'm offering you is the opportunity to actually improve the lives of your countrymen..."

Roll me a 1d20+5 to convince him to accept your help.

+3 if you can give him convincing arguments.
+2 if you can tell him why Russia would be better under the Romanov's rule again.
>>
>>1040185
"I'll be honest I am coming to you as you are quite possibly the only, or at least the closest to being, moderate party.

I mean the others are communist werewolf supremacists, elf hatemongers, ordinary communists. You are honestly the most normal one and that amuses me greatly."
>>
Rolled 8 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1040185
>Simply put you cannot become an empire. With me, Britain, and America taking center stage there isn't any room for you and eventually you would have to deal with me and it would be a swift defeat. The best you could do is accept my help and keep Russia alive and well. Which would be better than communism due to the many faults it has in practice.
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Allowing samefagging if you can give him convincing arguments, and continue to be entertained by the idea of monarchists being the most normal party.
>>
Rolled 2 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1040223
>To become an empire you need enough power to grow and expand. To do this you'd need enough might to defeat my empire. But you can't because I'm here.

It's kind of funny desu. Amidst werewolves and dwarves monarchist parties is actually pretty regular.


So what do British people think of us?
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Rolled 2 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1040223
>Honestly if I wasn't here maybe you could do it. But simply put you can't send an army after me and any city you have could be easily decimated by me. You simply can't stop me. Not without destroying your own nation.
>>
Well, the British love you, I mean you are married to their Queen, are a monarch, and generally don't fuck with England too much.

8+10=18

Failure.

"I'll be perfectly honest, I'm going to you since you are quite honestly the only, or at least the closest to being moderate party. The others are communist werewolf supremacists, elf hatemongers, and ordinary communists... You are honestly the most normal one, and that amuses me greatly. But simply put, you'll never be a empire. With me, Britain, and America taking center stage, there isn't any room for you. Eventually you'll have to deal with me and it would be a swift defeat... To be an empire you need to have enough power to grow and expand, and you'd need to have enough might to defeat my empire, but you can't because I'm here. If I wasn't, maybe you could do it, but simply put you can't send an army after me and any city you have could be easily decimated by me. You can't stop me, not without destroying your own nation."

He seems a bit pissed off.

"I do not want your help, and I am not betraying the Russian people for a chance at power."

"I see..."

"Now, get out of here. I will not hide my desire of wanting independence from a bloodthirsty psychopath, but I thank you for freeing the Russian peoples from the shackles of communism."

"Well, thank you. I rarely get a compliment from a Russian about that. But psychopath?"

"What else is there to call a beast that demolishes cities, enslaves entire populations, and cares little about others?"

"...A man?"

He drinks a bit of his vodka.

"True."

The two of you sit in silence...

Actions.

>...Maybe you can bribe him into accepting your help?
>Intimidate him into getting your help.
>...Well, at least he's honest. Leave..
>...For the record, I am not a psychopath.
>...Maybe you need to convince him your an alright guy?
>...He'll pay for his words. Leave and "take care" of him.
>Write-In
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>>1040384
>"...A man?"
Ren have you been reading philosophy again?

Oh and we should get philosophy books for the wisdom and insight gains.
>...Well, at least he's honest. Leave..
>Regardless of how I feel do not seek war with me. You will fail.

Can't force him now.
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>>1040384
>Write-In
"I will still send you a mutagen if you wish, I owe your family that much seeing as you are one of the few remaining members.

Also, I will probably still have my agents protect you, for the same reason. It would look bad to have one of the most important families in history be eliminated under my watch."
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"Regardless of how I feel, do not seek war with me. You will fail... But I will still send you a mutagen if you wish. I owe your family that much seeing as you are one of the few remaining members, and I will still have my agents protect you for the same reason. It would look bad to have one of the most important families in history be eliminated under my watch."

"I do not want your blasphemous mutagen, dragon."

You sigh.

"You know, trying to get you to win an election is going to be damned hard if you don't accept my help."

"What made you think I wanted it in the first place?"

You sigh...

So, are we supporting this guy or not?

Actions

>We're not supporting him.
>He doesn't want help, but we'll support him anyways.
>We just need to convince him to accept our help...
>...I think we should try to sell him on a mutagen. Then work our way up from there.
>We should probably try and make friends with him... Maybe he can see it from our point of view.
>Write-In
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>>1040514
>We're not supporting him.
Maybe we should talk to the communists and get them to not be pro-independent.
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>>1040514
>We're not supporting him.
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>>1040531
>>1040537
Want to just remain neutral? Let the chips fall where they may? Cause I am against actually intervening outside of helping the royalists.
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>>1040550
I don't really care for intervention.
I don't think they can do much to us.

I'd rather try to sink our claws into some of Africa for those nice resources
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>>1040562
I honestly feel we would be better off investing into our current lands than getting more. At the very least I want to spend a lot of tax money on enhancing our research abilities.
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>>1040550
It looks like the communist party is going to win so it would probably be in our best interests to make the best of it, like making them not pro independence. Maybe seduce their leader to tone down on it.
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>>1040582
I'd also like to bolster our industry.

Reykjavik has stocks of fish and oil we can tape into. And Ithink Constantinople or somewhere else had black Sea trade we could take.

>>1040583
>Seduce the leader
So our standard M.O then?
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>>1040589
Well it is an option but also an incredibly fucking risky one that she could use as a scandal against us.
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>>1040609
Wait a minute.
A while back an anon mentioned a love potion.
And we just mastered alchemy
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>>1040629
I think I might've mentioned it but I don't remember what for if I did. It's still however a viable option regarding the communists in Russia.

Make a (modified) love potion, use it on their leader and get her to be more loyal to us
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>>1040646
I remember it being mentioned when we learned poison making.

Also I think we should make healing potions.
effective healing potions would sell well here and the D&D verse.
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>>1040629
I'm going to say something, and that's "no" on the love potion, to avoid magic realm roofie shit.

You decide to remain neutral and wait. Maybe seduce the communist leader...

Continuing in world news...

The King of France, Reuveire Bonaparte was stabbed by a French partisan, narrowly avoiding death and is in the hospital.

Brazil is currently celebrating it's independence and the rating of Brasilia as the "most safe city in the world", boasting record-low crime rates and the world's best soccer team, recently beating the Mexicans 8-2.

Cuba is also known as the world's "worst place to live", in recent news.

Of course, there's also a letter in the mail requesting an alliance with Spain from Franco...

Actions

>Accept the alliance proposal!
>Decline the alliance proposal.
>Send a proposal back requesting that they become your vassals.
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>>1040699
>Send a proposal back requesting that they become your vassals.

>brazil isn't shit
wow that is amazing
>>
>>1040699
>Decline the alliance proposal.
Just for now at least. Liz and Britain might throw a fit if we do.
>>
So for next moves
>Turn the kobold tribe into an effective fighting force and having them raid dungeons
>increase science and lab capabilities
>increase the amount of money we get every month
>git gud at magic
this seem good?
>>
You decline the proposal and send back a letter requesting they become your vassals.

The next letter that comes is in Spanish is quite short and says "Nice joke."

You'll deal with Spain later.

Choose three.

>Influence the Russian Election.
>Try to get some more slaves for the Kobolds!
>Head down to Reuviere and try to help him recover from the assassination attempt?
>Research Something.
>Papal Actions
>Assign new Cabinet members.
>Construct in a city!
>Recruit more Soldiers to your army?
>Look at the budget. Maybe you can get some more money into your coffers...
>Reform Government
>Spread Religion
>Spread Culture
>Encourage Industry
>Diplomacy
>Espionage
>Try to get a new loyalist party?
>Check on your popularity and maybe try to boost it?
>Try to forge a claim?
>Write-In

Personal Actions. (2)

>Talk to one of your wives?
>Talk to Hans, your new minister?
>Talk to Claw
>Talk to one of your kids?
>Talk to Inquisitor Amaya.
>Go to the University.
>Talk to Lorriana.
>Maybe you should go on vacation.
>Try to spend some time in another dimension.
>Maybe you can go see Jasmine?
>Maybe you can say hi to that yuan-ti girl who served you food that one time?
>Write-in
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>>1040762
>Construct in a city!
Preferably Rome or some other city to help our popularity there

>Talk to Inquisitor Amaya.
>Talk to Reveuire
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>>1040762
>Look at the budget. Maybe you can get some more money into your coffers...
>Research Something.
Rawkets


>Go to the University.
>Try to spend some time in another dimension.
D&D dimension. Maybe bring renexizia and joan. maybe maria and frankizka too
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>>1040789
As for the other two options, look at the budget and papal actions.
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You decide to look at the budget.

This is your expenses.

Family Costs: The amount of money your family costs to the state. Lowering this may displease your family and make your children more uncomfortable, making you spend less on food, comforts, etc...

Your army is how much it costs to feed, arm, train, and keep it on a payroll.

Human Services is things such as the police, healthcare, and garbage collection. Making this higher makes the environment better, police more effective, etc.

Infrastructure is the paving of new roads, building railroads, that sort of thing. Putting more into this slowly increases your income over time and makes your citizens slowly more happy.

Welfare and Subsidies is how much your state is paying to keep your citizens on welfare or subsidize nationalized businesses. Putting it higher means citizens on welfare are happier and your nationalized businesses can make more money and better goods.

Research is how much money you put towards SCIENCE!

And finally, personal treasury is how much of your money goes back to you. Leaving this with any percentage gives you income over time.

You currently get +30$ Million per week, and 90$ Million per month. 10$ Million goes back to you, with 6.5$ Million of that being from your brand, and nationalized businesses.

Actions

>Change the budget around?
>Ask your cabinet on what to change?
>Look at your income!
>Write-In
>>
>>1040935
how many people are necessary in our military.
As in can we shrink the military and put the displaced soldiers towards something like building infrastructure or subsidies or something?
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>>1040960
I can't really tell you how many soldiers are necessary... But how many soldiers do you think are necessary to protect an empire the size of Europe?
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>>1040968
Tree fiddy
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>>1040968
I'd say we could safely cut down the military to 20 or so and put the rest into infrastructure and subsidies.

the amount of money we take will go up so a smaller percentage won't cripple them in the long run.

and I don't even know how many people we have but a couple million should be enough right?
we just need to train them better right?
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>>1040992
Well, you have most of the male populace of Sweden and Norway conscripted.

You cut down on the army and put it into infrastructure and subsidies... You are now making a nice 13$ Million, and your welfare and infrastructure are getting much better.

With the long arduous task of moving budgets around, you think on what to do next...

That's when you hear a knock on your door while you work in the library.

"Yes? Who is it?"

"It's me, Svana."

Oh.

"What do you want?"

"I was wondering if you wanted my help to get back on good relations with Charlemagne."

Her knocking has made Chrysoula turn over, and put a pillow over her head. Right.

Actions

>Well... Sure, I guess.
>How about later? I'm kind of busy.
>Wake up Chrysoula? She's a nice person, maybe she can help you. And look good standing there.
>...Speaking of Chrysoula, maybe you should work on that "thing" for Flames. But ask Chrysoula first. (Heavily increase relations with Flames!)
>Write-In
>>
>>1041154
>...Speaking of Chrysoula, maybe you should work on that "thing" for Flames. But ask Chrysoula first. (Heavily increase relations with Flames!)
>How about later? I'm kind of busy.
>>
"How about later? I'm kind of busy..."

She sighs and slithers away, and you wake up Chrysoula.

"Chrysoula?"

"...I'm trying to sleep..."

"Well, I got a proposition for you..."

Roll me a 1d20+5.

+3 if you can tell her why she'd look nicer with bigger breasts.
+2 if you can tell her how bigger breasts would help with her strength somehow.
+4 if you can promise her she'll be bigger and stronger than before.
>>
Rolled 8 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>1041197
>Women in general look nicer with bigger breasts. This is just a fact of life and it'll be good for strengthening your back muscles. This is also a fact. and i'll throw in a slight increase to size and a good increase to strength as well
>>
Allowing samefagging if you can tell her why she'd be stronger with bigger breasts.
>>
Rolled 8 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>1041233
>Think of it as weight training for your back muscles. The increased weight would help tone and strengthen them.
>>
Rolled 16 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>1041233
>Also it would help when lifting heavy objects. Think of them as really effective cushions

Lewd science
>>
16+14=30

Great Success!

"Women in general look nicer with bigger breasts. This is just a fact of life and it'll be good for strengthening your back muscles. This is also a fact. and I'll throw in a slight increase to size and a good increase to strength as well... Think of it as weight training for your back muscles. It would also help when lifting heavy objects and they'd be really effective cushions..."

"Sure! I'm always up for being stronger... But can you turn that slight increase in size to a moderate one?"

Well...

Actions

>Sure, I don't see why not.
>...Why do you want to be stronger anyways?
>Sorry, but no.
>...Come on, boobs are better then size.
>Write-In
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>>1041281
>Sure, I don't see why not.
time to make mutagens
I had a few things I wanted to try anyways
>>
>>1041281
>Sure, I don't see why not.
>...Why do you want to be stronger anyways?
>>
"Sure, I don't see why not. Why do you want to be stronger anyways?"

"Well, I mean... I want to show my dad that I don't need his protection, and that I'm strong enough to defend myself... Also because it's fun exercising and I want to see what I can do if I got stronger."

Huh.

You go to the laboratory with Chrysoula, and decide to do LEWD SCIENCE!
Oh, and make her bigger, that too.

Roll me a 1d20+7 anons.
+2 if you can be lewd to Chrysoula during all this. Because why not?
+2 if you can encourage her and tell her why bigger breasts are great.
+2 if you can make fun of Flames during this.

>>1041295
Mind if I ask what?
>>
Rolled 6 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1041320
plant people(I want to see if they absorb carbon too. If so they'd be good for the environment)
adding some things to the R.E.M mutagen
still have to try and cure our son
and maybe make healing and stat boosting potions

give chrysoula a nice kiss because why not
>they're visually appealing and are good for sleeping on. in general it's pretty comfy

Ask flames why he likes his cows big
>>
Allowing samefagging if you can reassure Chrysoula.
>>
Rolled 15 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1041385
>Trust me this is a wonderful idea. And flames will love it. And plus you'll get stronger afterwards. It's a win all around
>>
15+13=28

Good Success!

It's rather easy to increase her size and breast presence...

She is now a nice 23 feet, and is very large... Only seven feet away from being the size of a dragotaur. Her breasts have also increased from pillow-sized to... Well, whatever's above that really. They're fucking huge.

Conversely, she can not really fit in her clothes, and you have a few slaves make her clothes larger...

You do note some side effects... You think Chrysoula can in theory eat meat, and you notice she has sharpened teeth and slightly sharper nails, along with rougher skin. You might want to be cautious of mutating her in the future.

Of course, Flames is eternally grateful, and... Jesus, those are some nice breasts. Almost no sag.

Of course, her muscles greatly develop as well, and she seems proud of it. She leaves, giving you a hug... (And of course, letting you fondle her breasts... Which you think you might need bigger hands to fondle as you have a slightly hard time getting a good grip around them.

She ducks under the doorway and seems very grateful, and goes to get some sleep...

Well, that was productive...
Of course, you have a nude minotaur waiting for clothes... But that's not a big deal, if not a big bonus.

Actions

>Work on other mutagens?
>See if you can convince Flames to let you mutate Chrysoula into a dragotaur or something?
>Maybe you should go back to work. (Go back to Civ Mode!)
>Maybe you should talk to Chrysoula a bit?
>Write-In
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>>1041470
>Work on other mutagens?
maybe warn flames we can't do anything more to chrysoula without er becoming more dragon-like
>>
You decide to work on other mutagens...

Actions

>Work on trying to help your son with his lycanthropy!
>Maybe some healing potions and that sort of thing?
>Try to come up with your own mtuagen!
>Write-In

What's the R.E.M again?
>>
>>1041560
it's the Racial Enhancement mutagen for humans.
It's how the enhanced came about

>Try to come up with your own mtuagen!
Plant People

Would fauna like them?
>>
I knew it had something to do with Enhanced, just wondering what it stood for.

You decide to try to turn one of your subjects... Plantlike, so to speak. You get one of your minotaur prisoners out...

Roll me a 1d20+6 anons.

+3 if you can think of lustful things about Chrysoula's size and breasts.
+2 if you can be a scientist at home and think how large they must be now.
+2 if you can self-justify why increasing women's breasts is good and moral.
>>
Rolled 8 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1041591
Think of how better the fondling will be now

And personally I'd equate the weight and volume to a barrel considering things.

And it's a good thing because it provides self fulfillment and a source of pride.


Also making minotaurs into plant people?
I was planning human but this sounds interesting too
>>
Well, you only have two human prisoners left, and eight minotaur prisoners left.

Allowing samefagging if you can continue lustful thoughts and self-justification.
>>
Rolled 13 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1041619
Also good handles for when you are doing tumbling. Also large breasts are effective cushions for the one bearing them and it's good for child rearing.


We should get more human prisoners.
maybe from prison
>>
Rolled 1 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1041619
And lets be honest this good work we're doing. It benefits the world
>>
>>1041641
...
>>
Critical Failure!

Do anons want to use tommorow's barbaric?

>Yes!
>No!
>>
>>1041676
We still have a free reroll from our alchemy skill.
>>1041646
I don't know what to say
>>
Oh, right. Free reroll.

I don't know why I keep forgetting things anons.

Roll me a 1d20+5 anons.

+3 if you can continue to think lustfully.
+2 if you can think of the practical advantages to Chrysoula's breasts.
+2 if you can wish Elizabeth would accept her breasts as well.
+1 if you can think what part in your life you got so fucking lustful at.
>>
Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1041700
>>
Rolled 6 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1041700
I don't know why either.

The practical advantage is that they're good at absorbing impacts
We should scientifically check to see if the roughness of her skin extends there

And it'd be nice if she gets over her complex.

And Ren was always lustful I guess.
>>
Allowing samefagging for yet more lustful thoughts.
>>
Rolled 10 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1041725
Compare Chrysoula's current skin texture to Liz's
For reasons
>>
Rolled 19 (1d20)

10+13=23

Failure!

You think lustful thoughts, narrowly avoiding tripping on a box of syringes, and so and so forth.

After a bit of dabbling, it seems there is no effect on the prisoner with plant DNA. Huh.

Since you are exhausted, you head up to bed, to get some rest... You have a lot of work to do.

Ignore my rolling please.
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>>1041740
What would've happened if we got a critical failure? Would we have turned into a dryad or something?
>>
Overnight, while you slept...

It seems that the first actual popularity poll has come out.

F.E.A (Fuck Elves Alliance) has gotten a startling... 3% in popularity. It seems be a minor party.
L.C.B (Lycan Comrade Bloc) has gotten a 35% in popularity after two representatives have gone "missing" and came back with fur suspiciously, but seems to be very popular with lycanthrope, dwarf, and communist voters looking for a change.

The Tsarist Party has gotten a 7% in popularity.

The National Bolsheviks have gotten a 55% in popularity.

It seems that the National Bolsheviks are going up against the Lycan Bloc, surprisingly enough, with the Tsarists coming in third and the FEA in fourth.

Of course, you can sway the election or remain neutral...

>Visit one of the candidates personally?
>Stay neutral. Besides, you have a lot of work to do.
>Maybe you should stop the Lycan Bloc from... You know, making representatives into werewolves. For a fair election.
>With the Lycan Bloc's "unique" ability to turn representatives to their side, maybe you should side with them?
>Maybe you can release a few ads on behalf of a faction?
>...Maybe you should just disallow this election. None of the candidates you really like..
>You have an idea. Take the American's debate thing and put it in Russia. The first Rusisan debate. Maybe you can even bring popcorn and watch personally.
>Write-In
>>
>>1041843
>Stay neutral. Besides, you have a lot of work to do.
We stiill have a good amount of time
>>
>>1041843
>Stay neutral. Besides, you have a lot of work to do.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

You decide to stay neutral still.

Rolling.

1=Research!
2=Construct!
>>
You decide to CONSTRUCT a little bit...

You have 45$ Million anons...

Due to heavy demand of meat, your advisers recommend you construct more farms to deal with the desire of meat.

There is also a large desire for more oil...

There is also a TREMENDOUS desire for fast food in Norway, Sweden, and Russia from the carnivore population.

Sweden/Stockholm.

Population: 55.9 Million.

(14 Million Werewolves, 11 Million Yuan-Ti, 3 Million Orcs, 2 Million Half-Dragons, 2 Million Elves. 32 Million Humans)

You usually have 500,000 thousand tourists, most from England.

Your citizens in Stockholm are a little bored of the local sights, and want some different...
Yuan-Ti claim it's hard to get around in the city and countryside and want transportation to help them around...
Werewolves and elves desire more forests...
All your carnivore population is currently going wild for more fast food and meat in general, driving the price gained up...
The suburbs being built seem to have a huge amount of humans moving to it, leaving other races in the city, who are complaining that housing just "doesn't fit their needs"

What do anons?

>Construct some more entertainment buildings in Stockholm. (Cost: 10$ Million)
>Try to attract more tourists! (Cost: Varies)
>Try to make housing in the city more "open" to other races. (Cost: Varies)
>...The suburbs seem to be very popular. Try to construct more. (Cost: 10$ Million)
>...Expand the fast food diners! You want that juicy money! (Cost: 12$ Million, gain +4$ Million every month!)
>Try to construct more parks or make the city more environmental? (Cost: 10$ Million)
>Try to encourage non-human residents to move out to other cities... Not that you have anything against them, but you don't want supremacist groups or anything like that.
>Look into the industry you can build!
>Look into building military buildings!
>Write-In
>>
>>1041988
By the way, you can always just...

>Choose other city! (Specify)
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>>1041988
>...Expand the fast food diners! You want that juicy money! (Cost: 12$ Million, gain +4$ Million every month!)
We should also construct in Rome. Appease the Roman gods and try to make ourselves more popular there
>>
>>1041988
>Try to make housing in the city more "open" to other races. (Cost: Varies)
>Write-In
More farms please. That don't abuse animals. Fauna mentioned that
>...Expand the fast food diners! You want that juicy money! (Cost: 12$ Million, gain +4$ Million every month!)
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

You expand the fast food diners even more, and you predict a boatload of cash in the future...

Rolling...

1=Construct more here!
2=Construct in Rome!
>>
You decide to make housing more... Open, so to speak...

This might be an expensive project... And you can't really speak on who would be best to design apartments and housing for other races..

So of course, you appoint yourself to figure out how to best make housing better suited to people.

Roll me a 1d20+5 for architecture!

+5 if you can think what every race (Even kobolds and minotaurs, if you so choose, then it becomes a +6) wants in their apartment and homes and how to best appease them.
+2 if you can also think how to solve the transportation issue with yuan-ti and their leg problem.
>>
Rolled 18 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1042088
>>
Rolled 6 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1042088
>Werewolves
Need more space and to take into account their shedding and drains that can handle it
>Minotaurs
Need larger rooms that can support their extra weight. Also drains that don't clog from fur
>Kobolds
Smaller rooms that match their small stature
>Yuan-Ti
Redesign the rooms for easy navigation for a creature with no legs. Also chairs are worthless for them maybe new chair designs
>Elves
They need a balcony or something where they can put plants
>Orcs
More durable living quarters so they don't smash it
>Half-Dragons
Larger rooms with ample space for food storage


For transportation maybe add special sections for yuan-ti in trolleys and trains?
Designed for those with no legs?
>>
18+12=30

Good Success!

You plan for what nearly every race wants that can be easily implemented, and even change up the trains and trolleys a bit...

The end cost seems to be about 20$ Million, but will GREATLY increase your popularity among your non-human subjects.

Actions.

>20$ Million for amazing reputation? Do it!
>Nah... They can last a bit longer without comforts...
>Maybe your treasurer can find someone willing to do it cheaper?
>Write-In
>>
>>1042178
>20$ Million for amazing reputation? Do it!
>>
>>1042178
>20$ Million for amazing reputation? Do it!
humans are being outbred anyways
>>
23$ Million remaining.

After this, you order your servants to gauge your popularity among citizens... They haven't heard of you planning to renovate housing and whatnot though...

80% approval rating from Werewolves. They seem to innately enjoy the government's ideals and seem to be rather militaristic. They're also big lovers of the fast food industry your providing for cheaper.
35% approval rating from Humans. Most think your ignoring their species or not prioritizing it, and getting into way too many wars, and being a little too oppressive.
45% Elven Approval, with it being mixed between past discrimination and newfound tolerance.
60% Half-Dragon Approval, mostly because they feel like their human counterparts are getting a little ignored. But they do enjoy their superior status...
70% Orc Approval, mostly from you being powerful and that their culture worships you.
40% Approval Rating among Minotaurs, who seem to be mostly liberal and dislike the government and think it's a little oppressive.
70% Yuan-Ti Approval, mostly from your religious nature (which you aren't anymore, but you aren't telling them that!) and your support of the fast food industry.

It seems Werewolves enjoy more totalitarian and organized regimes, Minotaurs prefer more liberal and free societies, and Yuan-Ti prefer more strict religious societies... This is as far as your servants can go before hiring a sociologist, basically.

With that done...

>Move onto Rome!
>You need more farms for more meat... Look into that for Sweden...
>...You know, humans are a little... Outdated, so to speak. Maybe you should appeal to another race?
>Write-In
>>
>>1042270
>Move onto Rome!
>>
>>1042270
>Move onto Rome!
>>
You move onto Rome...

Population: 30 Million (2 Million Werewolves, 3 Million Yuan-Ti)
You easily get 5 Million tourists per day here...

You get Marble and Fish from Rome, with most of the money going to you being tourism...

The colosseum seems to be very popular as well, getting you quite a bit of money... Easily $0.5$ Million a month.

What do anons?

>Upgrade the Colosseum?
>Expand your fast food business to Italy! (Cost: 10$ Million, and the profits might vary from +1$ Million to 2.5$ Million unless you get lucky)
>Try to introduce your half-dragon mutagen down here?
>Try to increase non-human breeding in Rome?
>...Maybe you should get Charlemagne a gift... Like a palace! (Cost: Varies, but likely to increase relations with Charlemagne!)
>Maybe you should redesign the Vatican?
>Start a Roman Restoration project for making old temples look like new... (Cost: 50$ Million, and 5$ Million per month... Will last for six months, but restore Rome unless complications come up!)
>See about building some industry in Rome?
>Try to appeal more to tourists! (Cost: Varies)
>Write-In
>>
>>1042379
Oh, also...

There is currently a lack of seating at the Colosseum, and some of the American tourists seem to want food while they watch.
>>
>>1042379
>Upgrade the Colosseum?
add proper seating and food firstly.
We need more income
>>
>>1042379
>Upgrade the Colosseum?
>>
You decide to upgrade the Colosseum...

What are you going to add to it anons?

>Extend the seating and try to preserve the classical element!! (Cost: 15$ Million, and you'll get an additional 1$ Million in revenue.)
>Extend your fast food business to the Colosseum! (Cost: 5$ Million, and get +1$ Million in revenue per month... And tourists tend to come home with a good impression of you and your brand!)
>Introduce local business to the Colosseum! (Cost: 2$ Million, and gain 0.5$ Million in Revenue)
>See about just extending the seating, but who gives a shit about the classical architecture? (Cost: 5$ Million, and gain 1.5$ Million in Revenue, but damage an important monument and piss off the locals, not to mention history buffs)
>Try to make the sports even more exciting?
>Maybe you can add blood sports? That'll be fun...
>...You know, maybe you could introduce the old Roman plumbing, allowing for the colosseum to be flooded for naval battles and such... (Cost: 15$ Million, and further make the Colosseum more attractive!)
>...You need something for far-away audiances to see... Maybe you can introduce stero sound and whatnot to the Colosseum to make it sound more thrilling? Maybe you can even have poetry nights and whatnot. Even theater... (Costs: 15$ Million and make the Colosseum even more attractive!
>You have an idea on installing more seats...
>...You know, maybe you can get your son to like you more if you put up statues in his honor, that sort of thing... (Cost: 5$ Million and increase relations with Charlemagne)
>Write-in
>>
>>1042485
>Extend the seating and try to preserve the classical element!! (Cost: 15$ Million, and you'll get an additional 1$ Million in revenue.)
>>
>>1042485
>Extend the seating and try to preserve the classical element!! (Cost: 15$ Million, and you'll get an additional 1$ Million in revenue.)
>Extend your fast food business to the Colosseum! (Cost: 5$ Million, and get +1$ Million in revenue per month... And tourists tend to come home with a good impression of you and your brand!)
>>
You extend your fast food business and try to preserve the classical element...

Roll me a 1d20+6 to see if the fast food place will be popular to tourists and get you even more revenue.
+2 if you can come up with a fitting name for the fast food place.
+2 if you can come up with an EXCLUSIVE MEAL that can put American burgers to shame and cater to carnivores. Mostly just to get the Americans jealous.
+2 if you can cater to American Tourists even more with more exclusive meal offers. (+1 if it's patriotic)
+2 if you can also make it Roman.

Autosuccess if all of this is done.
Critical Autosuccess if all of this is done and you can think of extremely unhealthy food that really only carnivores can eat without fear of death, and will get american tourists EVEN MORE jealous of superior swedish food. And if all the food names can have draconic or roman influences.
>>
Rolled 1 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1042553
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1042553
>>
Welp...

Use barbaric anons?

>Yes!
>No!
>>
>>1042616
No. We still have other stuff to do before the day ends which the barbaric could be used for.
>>
Rolled 13 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1042553
"Colossal snacks" for the name.

(The grass is always) "Greener on the other side" - A de-boned cow's "thigh", served on a bed of lettuce in a burger bun with the consumers choice of toppings.

"The red white and blue" Ice cream selection. Red is strawberry, White is vanilla and blue is mead flavour, cause why not?
>>
Going to wait twenty more minutes for more votes anons.
>>
>>1042650
Can we try to improve the place later?
If so i'll vote no
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

Well, I suppose later, but I'm really unsure if we'd be able to get around to it.

Critical Failure!

You just have a bad feeling about the place,and go to your next action...

1=Papal Action!
2=Research Something! (Rockets)
>>
You decide to do a papal action...

What do anons?

>Reform the Catholic Church?
>Excommunicate someone?
>You know... Maybe you should just give it up. God would like you a lot more.
>...Maybe you should declare an heir...
>Declare a papal edict? (Such as declare a crusade, outlaw alcohol, etc...)
>...Declare Reinhold a saint. Just as something to remember him by.
>Write-In
>>
>>1042698
>...Declare Reinhold a saint. Just as something to remember him by.
This so much I'm fine with any other action as long as we do this
>>
>>1042698
>Reform the Catholic Church?
Remove the seat of power away from Rome/Italy and to a different country like France.
>>
>>1042710
Mind if I ask why?
>>
>>1042735
Probably trying to cut ties between Rome and Christianity
>>
>>1042735
Wasn't one of the reasons why our popularity is so low in Italy is because they have a strong connection to the papacy and would hate if we did anything hostile to it.

I was thinking we could more subtly remove the papacy and their influence in Italy by doing stuff like relocating clergy to other countries like turkey,
>>
Rolled 6 (1d20)

You decide to declare Reinhold a saint, and move the seat of power away from Rome and Italy to France...

Ignore my rolling anons.
>>
You deciding to move the seat of power causes quite a stir and debate in the council of Cardinals, and they seem rather stubborn to move out of Rome... Meaning they're intending to drag their heels endlessly.

Great.

Luckily, nothing else happens, but the move will just take far longer then anticipated.

After that's done, you hear that you are finally getting a new diplomat from the USA after a long wait...
Hopefully he's just as tasty as the rest. You quite fondly remember that trip where NATO attempted to blockade you and you ate nearly twenty ambassadors in a single day before anyone wised up... That's how you got Victor after all.

So of course, how are you going to treat this new American ambassador?

>Your too busy to deal with him... Who cares? (Lowers opinion with the USA!)
>...You should probably wait for his flight to land, take a car down, and personally introduce yourself. Get off to a good start, that sort of thing.
>...Abusive relationships with ambassadors are quite fun, to be honest. Try to scare him when gets down so he won't bother you and be useful.
>...See about nomming him as soon as he gets to your palace. How nice it was for Viktorious to send you lunch.
>...Send a car down but don't meet the ambassador.
>Write-In
>>
>>1042827
>...Abusive relationships with ambassadors are quite fun, to be honest. Try to scare him when gets down so he won't bother you and be useful.
>>
>>1042827
>...Abusive relationships with ambassadors are quite fun, to be honest. Try to scare him when gets down so he won't bother you and be useful.

Literally just move them to Turkey/Anatolia. 2 out of 5 of early Christian patriarchs were in Turkey and it has a lot of places important in Christian history. They should be there spreading the gospel in the heartland of Christianity instead of sitting on their asses in Italy.
>>
You decide to go back to your roots with an abusive relationship with an ambassador.

Roll me a 1d20+3 on scaring the new ambassador.
+2 if you can remain friendly while doing so.
+3 if you can tell him what happened to the last twenty or so, and how "comfortable" they must of been in your digestion.
+2 if you can foreshadow horrible fates for him if he tries anything.
+2 if you be intimidating physically.
>>
Rolled 5 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1042869
>>
Rolled 19 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1042869
>Ah hello nice to meet you. Mind if I shift into something more comfortable
Then shift into small dragon form
>It's not my full multi-story self but it'll do. So your the new ambassador? Nice of them to send another after the rest...well.. I was well fed and they experienced my digestive track. Of course that won't happen to you should things go well between us.
>>
19+12=31

Good Success!

You go to find the new ambassador, who seems to have just of gotten off the boat, with a suitcase... He seems to be wearing a suit and you go up to him and you give him a rather fierce handshake...

"Ah! Hello, hello... It's nice to finally meet you. Would you care if I shift into something more comfortable? Good."

You shift to your small dragon form... Making sure to still be larger then the man.

"Well, it's not my full multi-story self, but I suppose it will do. So, I see your the new ambassador?"

"Erh, well... Yes. I heard the la-"

"Well! That's quite nice of the USA to send me yet another snac- I mean, guest. Don't worry, you'll be well-treated here... But I must say, it's rather nice of them to send another after the rest... Well, to be honest, experienced digestion. Rather delicious too, tasted like grease like how all you Americans taste... But of course, that won't happen to you if things go well between us."

He seems a little intimidated as you take him to the care, and shift to your half-dragon form. He gets in, a little nervous, and you sit next to him.

"What's the matter? Never sat with a dragon before?"

"I erh... Sorry, but uh... We must of gotten off on the wrong track... I'm the ambassador to the USA."

"I already know that, thank you very much."

"...Well... Why are you threatening to eat me? I'm just here on diplomatic interests... And I thought you dragons didn't eat people?"

You laugh extremely loudly at that, and he grows even more worried.

"Oh come on. You seriously believe that junk? We eat people the same as we do cattle. The wife doesn't like it though, so I haven't done it for a while."

"Oh..."

Roll me a 1d20+5 to continue to intimidate him.
+2 if you can talk favorably about Elizabeth for a while... And what would happen if "a certain person" fell for her. And how you aren't going to be as merciful as the last time you had people hit on her.
+3 if you further intimidate him with threats of being eaten, killed slowly, etc.
+2 if you can clear up why your threatening him.
+2 if you can also mention how the USA tends to not give a damn about their ambassadors, and how delicious they are.
>>
Rolled 7 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1042935
>>
Rolled 1 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>1042935
>Yeah my wife is a wonderful person. Kind, soft, and beautiful though people seem to have taken up bothering her. I was lenient the first time but honestly if it happens again well... And if it's you causing problems for me? Maybe eat you, have you crushed, maybe try out some experiments on you. Just to make sure you know why I'm saying this right? it's so you understand if you cause me problems i'll kill you. It's not like the US would care. Honestly I don't understand why you took the job. I ate so many ambassadors I stopped paying attention. Tasted good though
>>
What is with all these nat ones anons.

Use Barbaric?

>Yes!
>No!
>>
>>1042979
>>Yes!
Dice Gods are reverting to how they were in the old threads
>>
Roll me a 1d20 anons.

+3 if you can talk barbarically and lustfully about Elizabeth. Just to throw him off balance.
+3 if you can mention how he'll have to tolerate you annoying the shit out of him, making fun of him, and insulting him mostly for the laughs.
+2 if you can give the poor kid some hope at not getting eaten alive.
+2 if you can tell him how you once ate Buenos Aires, and try to scare him with that knowledge.
+1 if you can scientifically explain how you digested that much shit.
+1 if you can also scare him by mention how his soul will be fuck-raped if you did eat him.
>>
>>1042979
Yes
>>
Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1043005
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1043005
rollan
>>1043017
Dice Gods are mad.
We need another offering
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>>1043019
I blame the Jews
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Critical Failure.

"Yeah my wife is a wonderful person. Kind, soft, and beautiful though people seem to have taken up bothering her. I was lenient the first time but honestly if it happens again well... And if it's you causing problems for me? Maybe eat you, have you crushed, maybe try out some experiments on you. Just to make sure you know why I'm saying this right? it's so you understand if you cause me problems i'll kill you. It's not like the US would care. Honestly I don't understand why you took the job. I ate so many ambassadors I stopped paying attention. Tasted good though, I gotta admit."

"Wait... Isn't it an act of war to kill ambassadors? Why the hell are you killing ambassadors?"

"Well... I mean, they taste good?"

"Your insane!"

Actions

>...Get the car driver to pull over. You need to dispose of yet another ambassador.
>Come on, we can work fine together.
>I'm not insane!
>You know you are inches away from being eaten, right?
>It's not a declaration of war! It's just a joke!
>Why are you ambassadors always fucking idiots or assholes? Victor's the only good one...
>Write-In
>>
>>1043053
>...Get the car driver to pull over. You need to dispose of yet another ambassador.

*whistles conspicuously*
>>
>>1043053
>>...Get the car driver to pull over. You need to dispose of yet another ambassador.
this one really didn't last
>>
Hey, he's lasted at least until he got off the boat.

You whistle conspicuously, and the car pulls over. You take him out to explain something to him...
You go back to the car and burp loudly. He wasn't too tasty, but maybe the USA will send another.

Your car drives off away from the scene of the crime. He thought you were insane... Please...

You eventually get home, take a nap, and hear the phone ringing. You get up to answer...

"Hello? Is this Renexizious?" says a female voice...

"Yes... What do you want?"

"This is the US Embassy... Secretary Mary calling."

Great.

"What do you want?"

"Well, since there have been many disappearing diplomats in your service, we're calling to see if you knew anything about Mr. Aberdeen's sudden disappearance on arrival."

Huh, they work fast.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can cover this up.
+3 if you can give excuses on what happened to him.
+2 if you can hint at what happened to him.
+2 if you can hit on the secretary!
>>
Rolled 11 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1043086
We can't hit on somebody on the phone. That's just weak
>>
Rolled 19 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1043086
>Maybe he ran away or got eaten by a criminal or something. I'll have to look into this.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

19+10=29

Good Success!

"Well, maybe he ran away or got eaten by a criminal or something. I'll look into it, alright?"

"Well, if he doesn't show in a few days I'll open up the position. Again."

"Right. Have a good day."

"You too."

You hang up. Too bad they're actually sort of investigating this now...

You move onto the next thing on your list.

1=Go to the university!
2=Talk to Reuviere!
>>
You decide to go to the university...

What class to go to anons?

>Illusion!
>Evocation! (Bastion is in this class!)
>Pyromancy!
>Frostomancy!
>Draconic Studies
>Summoning, (Kamilia is in this class!)
>Head home.
>Geomancy?
>Necromancy?
>Write-in
>>
>>1043136
>Necromancy?
>>
>>1043136
>Enchantment
Buffs are based

Next should be maybe necromancy

also what does learning summoning do?
can we get a summon that isn't smaug?
>>
>>1043136
>Draconic Studies
May as well see what it's actually about
>>
Rolled 3 (1d3)

Summoning is about summoning things. You haven't learned too much to learn what exactly it's about yet though.

Rolling.

1=Necromancy
2=Enchantment
3=Draconic Studies
>>
>>1043145
Does draconic studies get us closer to draconic magic?
>>
Huh. This pleasantly surprises me.

>>1043150
Yep.

You head to the draconic studies class, interested in what it's about...

Roll me a 1d20+4 for learning.
Going to pass out now by the way.

+3 if you can think on why these American diplomats are idiots or just pricks in general, and what would help them survive for just a bit longer.
+2 if you can think why you don't eat more people. They are delicious and part of an all natural draconic breakfast.
+2 if you can also think lustful thoughts about Chrysoula and Elizabeth.
>>
Rolled 12 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1043154
It's because they think we actually won't eat them. If they understood their place and obeyed they'd last longer.

And we don't eat as many people because we haven't done a decent raid in a long time.

And nostalgia trip on the time we tumbled all our wives at once.


Night OP.
Can't wait to see what draconic magic is.
Hope it's cool
>>
Rolled 9 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1043154
>Liz
>Boobs
Hehe
>>
>>1043165
You finally fucking got it, and I am content with my fucking life.

12+11=23

Success!

The teacher seems to be teaching about draconic blood or something... How it's innately powerful, that sort of thing. It seems... Interesting, enough said... Apparently draconic blood if used can power spells, and that's why dragons have infinite magicka, or using too much magic can kill a dragon due to it draining it's blood...

So... Why exactly did eat the American ambassador? I mean we were trying to scare him on purpose and kind of overdone it.[/red

Roll me a 1d20+5 to further learn...

+3 if you can think of the proper place of humans in the long term...
+2 if you can explain to Solaire why you scared the American ambassadors
+2 if you can reminisce about the good old day with Victor and how you made fun of him, and scared him at every chance you got... Sort of like a toy or something.
>>
Rolled 14 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1043210
>Dragon blood powers spells
>We are fuck huge dargon
What is this overpowered bullshit?

The proper place of humans would not necessarily be a slaves yoke. Just obedient to us specifically. They can be equal to half-dragons. Loyalty is more important

>Because Solaire I rather avoid war with america and I don't need that ambassador complaining to his superiors.

Gotta love the look of fear on his face when we terrified him. You can still see traces of it now when he sees us
>>
Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1043210
My ideal version of a world world is one made up mostly of half-dragons with all of the humans, and probably Elves too, being slowly phased out. Also less Lycanthropes just because I find them aesthetically unpleasant.
>>
>>1043227
So wait I've just realized.
Have you just introduced casting from hitpoints?
>>
>>1043237

Well, a little. Excessive spellcasting tends to drain hitpoints, but it's hard to get to that.

And with higher levels in draconic casting you can put more blood points into spells.

14+12=26

Great Success!

Well Solaire, I'd rather avoid war with America and I don't want that ambassador complaining.

Well, call me a moralist but we don't have to scare or intimidate everyone we come across. He might of been friendly.[/

You sigh a bit.

Well, it's more fun to terrify them.

So? Just because it's more fun doesn't mean it's right.

Fucking moralists...

You pay attention to what the teacher is teaching you, and you learn that dragon blood has an addictive quality to it, and tends to enhance spells if drunk, but has an intoxicating quality to it as well, like high-grade alcohol.

You also learn that magic against dragons is EXTREMELY effective, and is usually much more effective then mundane weapons...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to finish learning!

+2 if you can continue to enjoy the thought of scared diplomats and miss the times you've had with Victor.
+2 if you can argue with Solaire why eating the diplomat was more fun, easier, and probably for the best.
+3 if you can think about werewolves and their standing in the future. They are one of the more loyal races to you after all.
>>
Rolled 6 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1043281
The way their tone of voice suddenly changes when they realize how fucked they are is fun. We should terrify victor more maybe

>Solaire you have to get it across to diplomats exactly how little fuckery you'll tolerate. Politics is basically treachery, power hoarding, and intimidation

I'm fine with werewolves they're loyal to us and are obedient to strong leaders which we are and accept our totalitarian regime. probably because of pack mentality. Though i'm against making all the races anything above dragon-blooded. All half dragons just isn't feasible.
>>
Allowing samefagging if you can make fun of Flames for mentioning he'd like a "werewolf waifu" at one point or another. Or just ignore that and talk about the positives of werewolves.
>>
Rolled 19 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1043315
>Wait flames didn't you say you want a werewolf once? Is this... Is this irrefutable proof you are a closet furry? Fur makes you hot and bothered doesn't it...
>>
>>1043320
this is nice.

But in all seriousness werewolves seem to have a strong pack mentality and focus on the power of the leader. With the leader having to be strong but also having complete control in decision making. I think it's safe to say our werewolf subjects are very loyal
>>
>>1043324
As long as we're still totalitarian. If we become more open or liberal then Lycanthropes will start to not like us and we get Minotaurs instead.

Swap out one furry race for a slightly less furry race
>>
>>1043332
That's the thing.
I'd rather stay totalitarian so it's nice the werewolves aren't like that.
As long as they have food and in general do okay they seem to accept our complete rule completely
>>
>>1043340
There was that one instance of a lycanthrope immigrant who went berserk and killed multiple people iirc. We probably won't see that with a less carnivorous race like Minotaurs.
>>
>>1043345
Fair point.
Though dragotaurs would probably be even riskier than lycanthropes.

And it was an elf that shot a werewolfs daughter.
That was basically natural selection
>>
>>1043352
I thought we made Dragotaurs omnivores or kept them as herbivores.
>>
19+12=31

Good Success!

Solaire, you have to get it across to diplomats exactly how little fuckery you'll tolerate...

By eating them?

Well... Wait a minute... Flames, didn't you say you wanted a werewolf girlfriend once? Is this... Is this irrefutable proof you are a closet furry? Fur makes you hot and bothered, doesn't it?

FUCK OFF I THOUGHT YOU WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE ELSE FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

Oh shit, you just insta-triggered him.

You learn quite a bit, and finally you learn....

Detect Magic.

You can now use this at will to detect magic spells that have been recently used, or enchantments... It seems natural to your race as well.

With that, the teacher finishes the lesson with some trivia facts and tidbits.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if anything important is in this.

+3 if you can continue to make fun of Flames and his werewolf faggotry.
+2 if you can think about the positives of Flames having a werewolf girlfriend.
+3 if you can miss Fenrir and how he'd make fun of Flames non-stop for this.
+2 if you can get Solaire involved in making fun of Flames.
+1 if you can think how terrible a dragotaur rampage would be.
>>
Rolled 11 + 16 (1d20 + 16)

>>1043356
No it's more the fact they enjoy battle a bit too much if our dragotaur form is any indication and some other things.

>Now you like dogs too flames? First cows now dogs. Soon you'll be asking for cats too.

They're useful as blankets. combined with chrysoula it's an effective blanket pillow combo.

If fenrir was here he'd rip into flames for this shit. It wouldn't stop but it would be funny.

>C'mon solaire he wants a dog as a waifu now you can't honestly not find this funny


>The 30 foot tall monster with extreme amounts of muscle that feels good when killing things brutally and is immune to bullets
Good luck.
I'd say pray to whatever god they believe but at that point they would be fucked
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Rolled 13 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1043358
If a dragotaur were to rampage in a crowded area like a city plaza, there would most likely be over a dozen people killed, with many more injured. Local law enforcement would also most likely be unable to deal with it considering the Dragotaurs natural armor and their rather modest armaments. The best chance to stopping this would probably having another Minotaur or beast race challenge it. Then again this all depends on severity and circumstances.
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Rolled 8 + 16 (1d20 + 16)

>>1043358
"I haven't told anyone, seeing as everyone in our mind can technically find this stuff out. I suppose though that even god knows of your horrible taste, probably got a section in hell for you..."

Well, first off, many tits. Like six tits. Also the generally adorable ears...

Fenrir would complain about furries worshipping at this point in time and then ask if Flames had anything to say, he was nice...

Come on solaire, solidarity in scales...

Well, it would be like that time we destroyed the Elven base but less precise...
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>>1043373
no 6 tit bullshit.

13+16=29

Good Success!

Now you like dogs too Flames? First cows, now dogs. Next you'll ask for cats too. But technically I haven't told anyone, seeing as everyone in our mind can find this stuff out... I bet even god-dad knows of your horrible taste...

I do.

Wow, your fucked. Come on Solaire, solidarity in scales...

You internally make fun of Flames for the next few minutes straight, and you learn some things from the teacher... Such as the fact dragons apparently are immune to most poisons, but can in fact contract most diseases if they're particularly unlucky, but is quite rare. There's also the case that most dragons have split personality disorder, kleptomania, insomnia, or other sorts of things you don't really pay attention to.

Though you do learn that apparently there's a "missing link" between dragons and another humanoid race.

You leave the room, and decide your next class.

Actions

>Illusion? (Kamalia is in this class!)
>Evocation?
>Necromancy.
>Summoning
>Frostomancy.
>Pryomancy.
>Geomancy.
>Write-In
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>>1043399
>Enchantment
Give some love to the never listed class
>Missing link
Hyper advanced pseudo dragon race confirmed
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>>1043399

*cough slaaneshi gf named Vasura cough*
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>>1043417
SIre she only has 2 tits.
She is similar to a human barring the horns, purple ski, and tail
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>>1043417
I don't think I would have a fucking character if I had a full-fledged true to canon fucking slaaneshi bullshiterrete who just wants to shag and kill and rape, so I took a fuckton of liberties, made her much more human like and less rape-like.

I keep forgetting because I'm so fucking tired.

Anyways, you decide to head to Enchantment.

Roll me a 1d20+6 to learn...

+3 if you can make fun of Flames for wanting a werewolf waifu.
+2 if you can be serious and weigh the pros and cons of having one.
+2 if you can think where you went all so wrong with Flames.
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Rolled 15 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1043423
Pic related are older daemonette models.

You can see that around half of them have more then two breasts.

>>1043428
Fair enough. Although she still seems a little bit rapey and not right like when she shapeshifted and pinched our rear.
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Rolled 13 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1043428
>Damnit flames at this rate you'll collect all the animals and we can really open a farm

so werewolf woman
Is soft and furry
Extremely loyal
But sheds and has a snout and shit


And flames must have been just made off.
Or maybe it's because he's a fire dragon, Maybe they have no taste in women
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Rolled 7 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1043428
"We can stop by a pet store and get your future girlfriend's bed and a brush or something. Maybe some biscuits would be a good idea?"

Well, we would have one more wife and that would piss off Liz. On the other hand it would make the werewolves like us more since they would be able to "relate" to us more...

As to where we went wrong with flames, I would say the instant we met him.
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If anons want to continue to insult Flames, go ahead. Each insult is a +1 while I sleep and will be used for the next roll.
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>>1043453
>Flames please tell me I don't have to worry about you wanting to tumble an animal? you're already going to dangerous places

>Also what's so good about furry women? Do you like the smell? are you just that much of a degenerate?

>Please tell me you don't want to make her bigger if we had one. Because at that point you're just too far gone. I hope degeneracy isn't infectious
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>>1043453
>cowfucker
>Furfag
>bitch boy
>dog fucker
>lard ass
>Pussy licker
>Overgrown cancer cell
>Faggot mouth
>gay worm
>Condoner of faggotry
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15+13=28

Good Success!

Goddamn it Flames, at this rate you'll collect all the animals and we can open a fucking farm. We can even stop by a pet store and get your future girlfriend's bed and a brush or something. Maybe some biscuits would be a good idea.

Fuck off! I'm going to get some sleep.

Yeah, you do it furboy.

Why do I even live here anymore...

You get into enchantment and begin to learn. Bastion seems to also be taking this class and the two of you sit together, working diligently.

You learn about Explosive Runes, which when cast on something and read or alternatively touched, can cause a 10 foot explosion.

Huh.

So of course, you continue to work and come up with even more insults, such as "pussy licker" or "overgrown cancer cell." With each insult you focus a bit more, and eventually you learn about the alternative... Frost Explosive Runes, which are very similar to explosive runes, but these freeze people and disable them rather then kill them.

The lesson seems to be coming to a close...

Roll me a 1d20+6 anons.

+2 if you can think how you'll explain having a werewolf girlfriend to Elizabeth. +1 if you can insult Flames during this.
+2 if you can think who's breasts are best... Chrysoula's or Elizabeth's breasts.
+2 if you can think a little about Frankizka. You haven't thought much about her at all.
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Rolled 13 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1043964
We can just tell elizabeth it's for flames and that it keeps his degenerate dreams from overflowing into our mind.

Personally i'll have to give it to chrysoula
Bigger=Better

And about frankizka we should take her on an adventure again. In D&D because we ave things to do or Warhammer because we still need to help Richard.


And explosive runes sound good for traps
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13+12=25

Success!

You finally learn about how to cast Stoneskin, which seems to reflect projectiles off of you for a small amount of time. (2 Rounds) but make you unable to move. Seems quite interesting.

With that class done, you head to lunch...

You run into Kamilia as you head to lunch, who slithers up to you, and seems happy to see you.

"Hey Kamilia."

"Hi Ren. I haven't seen you for a while."

"Yeah, got busy, that sort of thing. How's your familiar."

"You know... Tired, not helpful, that sort of thing."

"I see. Well, I wish you luck."

"Yeah... Want to do D&D again soon?"

"Sure. How about friday?"

"That sounds good. Anyways, want to get some lunch together?"

Actions

>No, I'm good, thank you very much.
>Of course, your my friend. We should really catch up a little.
>You know... I should really find someone. (Bastion or Jasmine)
>You know, you look quite stunning. Just saying.
>Write-In
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>>1043992
>Of course, your my friend. We should really catch up a little.
>You know, you look quite stunning. Just saying.
This is probably bait
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"Of course, your my friend. We should really catch up a little... But you know, you seem quite stunning today, just saying."

"I mean... Well, thanks. Anyways, Bastion's really happy that you payed for his college debt. That was awfully nice of you, you know?"

"Yeah..."

"So, do you want a salad or some actual food?"

"Meat, please. Not really a herbivore."

"Yeah... I mean, the condition the cattle are in are probably not very good... Which is sad, you know? I mean, cows are adorable, if you can excuse me sounding like a hippie."

"Yeah, cows can be cute and adorable. But tasty."

"Yeah. But I heard you taking over the fast food business and trying to make conditions better. That's nice of you, you know? I doubt the company leaders had the cattle or consumer's best interests at heart."

You get yourself a hamburger and sit down to eat with her... You see that today she seems to be wearing a necklace with a cross on it, and a sweater to protect her from the cold.

Actions

>Hit on her a little?
>Talk to her until class starts. (Timeskip)
>Maybe you can get Bastion or Jasmine to sit over here?
>Sorry for not really talking to you all that much. Been busy with a lot of stuff.
>...So my wife just gave birth. You can't believe how happy I am about that, you know?
>You know, you'd look better with a bigger bust. Just saying.
>Hey... I was curious, what are your political views anyways?
>So, heard about the Russian Elections?
>How's Bastion doing anyways? Just curious.
>Write-In
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>>1044037
>Sorry for not really talking to you all that much. Been busy with a lot of stuff.
>Hey... I was curious, what are your political views anyways?
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"Sorry for not really talking to you all that much. Been busy with a lot of stuff."

"Yeah, I mean it's fine. I understand, don't worry."

"Yeah. Hey, I was curious... What are your political views anyways?"

"Well... I mean, I don't really like talking politics."

"Really?"

"Well... Ok, that was a lie, but I just don't exactly like putting my specific belief down."

"Huh."

"I guess you could call me a liberal, I guess. I'm not really sure where else I fit to be fair."

"Liberal?"

"Well, yeah. You know, giving to the poor and needy, that sort of thing."

Huh.

Actions

>You know, I personally don't like left wingers. But you seem alright.
>I guess you can call me a semi-liberal.
>Left wing, right wing... Who cares? Either way your under my wings, so to speak. As a country.
>Well, there's nothing wrong with liberalism.
>...So what happened to all the racial tension around here anyways? Seems to have gone away.
>Eh. I don't really have any political beliefs.
>Well, I'm a National Socialist for one.
>Well, I'm just a right wing Monarchist, I suppose.
>Flirt with her a little?
>Write-In

So do anons want a romantic relationship with Kamilia? Just curious.
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>>1044067
>...So what happened to all the racial tension around here anyways? Seems to have gone away.
I want to but a part of me says it'd be a bad idea
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"So, what happened to all the racial tension around here anyways? Seems to have gone away."

"Well... Most humans are moving to the new suburbs, or just leaving in general."

"Really?"

"Yeah. I mean, I miss them but I don't miss the times they called me a snake bitch, you know?"

"Really? They called you that?"

"Well... I mean, not all of them. Just a few."

You look around the campus, and see that there are fewer human students it seems.

Actions

>Well, if someone called you a snake bitch they wouldn't be standing for very long, just saying.
>...Well, I mean, humans just like being with their own. I don't really care if they move out to the suburbs or not.
>To be fair, I prefer humans over the other races. Just seems more normal so to speak. Also because the wife dislikes other races, really.
>Well, you are the most kind Yuan-Ti I met, if your forgiving humans for calling you a snake bitch.
>...Let's talk about something else.
>Why are the humans getting angry anyways? They weren't this angry about other races before.
>Write-In
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>>1044106
>Why are the humans getting angry anyways? They weren't this angry about other races before.
Probably consider the other races a threat to their comfy spot in society.
A sort of group mentality humans have of Us vs Them
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"Well, why are humans getting this angry anyways? They weren't this angry about other races before."

"Well, I mean, in the city we just started to outnumber them, then there was that one massacre by a werewolf... Or the scandal about a minister being attacked by supremacists or something... Don't forget the monarchy not really intervening. Oh, and the fact that Yuan-Ti have replaced most of the population in Norway and the Norwegians moved to Stockholm."

"Oh."

"Yeah... We were lucky there weren't any riots or lynchings or anything honestly. Though the dwarves are a lot like the humans are now."

Actions

>Well, I would be pissed if my race was slowly getting replaced.
>...Well, I don't really know what the fuck to do about it to be honest.
>I like all these other races to be honest. Adds some color you know?
>I miss when the humans weren't pissed about other races, to be honest.
>Flirt with her a bit?
>Write-In
>Write-In
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>>1044144
>I like all these other races to be honest. Adds some color you know?

>Puts flirt option
>The_Daily_Struggle.png

can we just timeskip.
I don't feel like taking the bait yet
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"I like all these other races to be honest. Adds some color, you know?"

"Huh."

You settle into talking to her for a few minutes when you hear your next class starting. You wave goodbye to her and go to your next class.

>Illusion?
>Evocation? (Bastion is in this class!)
>Necromancy.
>Summoning (Kamilia is in this class.
>Frostomancy.
>Pryomancy.
>Geomancy.
>Write-In
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>>1044169
>Summoning (Kamilia is in this class.)
Summons are pretty good actually
Now that I think about it.

Also how big are the explosions from the explosive runes?
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>>1044180
About ten feet or so.

You head to summoning... And you see your familiar dwarven teacher training again.

So... I don't know why we prefer other races. I still prefer humans over others. I mean, we did start with humans and most of our friends are humans. It just seems right to protect humans, I guess.

Oh, and Solaire is being a moralfaggot again.

Roll me a 1d20+6 for learning.
+2 if you can think what the best non-human or non-dragon race is.
+2 if you can explain why you prefer other races over humans. (+1 if you want to give Solaire shit and call him a racist for fun)
+2 if you can also think about Kamilia a little and what you like about her or dislike.
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Rolled 17 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1044188
Objectively I'd tie it between Elves and Kobolds
Even though as said I like sneks personally

>It's less preferring other races more that ii don't focus on helping humans only. Regardless of race a citizen is a citizen and other races have needs too. And just because most of my friends are human doesn't mean i'll show humans favoritism.

Well kamilia is okay. Seems politically reasonable and not terribly religious. Also she isn't a herbivore which is always a plus.
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Rolled 6 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1044188
Well, based off of what we have seen, the best race is probably either Humans, Yuan-ti or kobolds. Since they all are fairly intelligent and don't suffer from significant weaknesses, like needing a shit ton of food.

"It's less so prefering other races and more so just not caring. So long as the race isn't actually going extinct I won't intervene and that is clearly not the case for humanity. They haven't died, merely moved and they did so of their free will."

Kamilia is nice and doesn't seem like she'd kill us over being a non-christian.
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17+12=29

Good Success

It's less so preferring other races and more so just not caring. So long as a race isn't going extinct I'm not intervening and humanity is perfectly fine. I don't show favoritism among my citizens, damn it.

17+12=29

Good Success!

It seems that the teacher is teaching all of you a rather hard spell to learn... Something about stone or something.

Most of the class currently seems focused on this, and you briefly lose track due to not being here for the last class, but Kamilia helps you by giving you her notes... You must admit, her handwritting is rather hard to read and is cursive. You've never been a fan of it.

But it does look pretty, you must admit.

After looking through her notes, you learn that the class seems to be focused around summoning a rock golem, which can take "dozens of casters" to do, and is apparently a feat of strength in the dwarven world. It also seems to be a ritual of sorts.

"Hey uh, can I have my notes back?"

"Oh, sure."

"Thanks, I need to write this stuff down."

She seems to be a bit lost, as she attempts to write down information. She seems a bit behind now.

Actions

>Pay attention to the class and teacher. Kamilia might fall behind, but oh well.
>...Your a gentlemen first and foremost. Try to tell her what she missed while listening. It might be a bit hard, but you are rather good at multitasking. (Increase relations with Solaire for being a gentleman)
>...Do it a more subtle way. Raise your hand to ask questions to the professor. Maybe Kamilia can catch up while the teacher is distracted.
>Write-In
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>>1044301
>...Do it a more subtle way. Raise your hand to ask questions to the professor. Maybe Kamilia can catch up while the teacher is distracted.
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You raise your hand, and she manages to catch up, though the lesson will seem to go a bit slower...

+10 to relations with Kamilia.

Roll me a 1d20+6 to continue learning anons.
+2 if you can think lustful thoughts.
+2 if you can think what Chrysoula's father would think on seeing his daughter.
+2 if you can also think about Clevita a little bit.
+1 if you can think why kobolds are adorable.
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Rolled 4 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1044330
Tumbling the drow twins. That was a nice time

Chrysoula's father would flip his shit and ask why his daughter is fucking massive

And we should seriously tink if we are going to try and seduce clevita or not.

Kobolds are adorable because they are short weak reptiles with a weakness for headpats and nose rubs.
They're like pets
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Allowing samefagging if you can think more about Chrysoula's father, and how the fuck that conversation would go.
And to continue to think about why kobolds are adorable.
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Rolled 11 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1044342
It'd be us answering how, when, and why she looks like that. And the reason we did it. Depending on how honest we are it could go poorly


Also it's adorable the way they lose focus when you pat them on the head
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Rolled 14 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1044342
Honestly it's the fact that they can be so utterly helpless. Like how clevita struggles with doors and reaching high places
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14+13=27

Good Success!

You think about adorable kobolds, and Chrysoula's father... Who'd probably flip his shit no doubt...

You learn more about summoning rock golems, but class ends... It seems this is a two-part class.

You get up and head back home...

It takes you a bit to get back home and you decide to get some sleep, and you flop into bed with your wife, Elizabeth.

"Hey Elizabeth."

"Ren?"

"What?"

"Is it just me or did the minotaur girl get... Bigger?"

"Hm?"

"Well... Gwynevere has been jealous all day about her, and it's annoying, honestly."

"Really?"

"How would you like it if your head constantly thought about breasts every time you tried to do something? It's annoying."

Actions

>...I know that feeling all too well, honestly.
>Are you sure YOU aren't jealous too?
>...Gwynevere is just seeing things. Chrysoula didn't grow.
>Hey, at least your head doesn't want to have sex with werewolves.
>Why don't I just get Chrysoula in here, alright? You'll get used to them...
>Well, night Elizabeth.
>...Why don't you have your second head out? I bet you'd look cute with it out.
>Reassure Elizabeth?
>Write-In
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>>1044382
>...Why don't you have your second head out? I bet you'd look cute with it out.
Also we haven't talked to gwyn yet
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>>1044390
Pls refer to her by her proper pronoun Gwynevere

>>1044382
>...Why don't you have your second head out? I bet you'd look cute with it out.
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"Why don't you have your second head out? You'd look cute with it."

"It's like a tumor. No offense Gwynevere."

Roll me a1d20+6 to see if you can convince Elizabeth to have her second head out more often.
+3 if you can compliment her and tell her how having two heads would make her look nicer.
+2 if you can think how the fuck your going to deal with Gwynevere being jealous of Chrysoula.
+1 if you can reassure your wife about Chrysoula.
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Rolled 9 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1044397
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Rolled 6 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1044397
>It's not a tumor liz it'd make you look amazing. Like straight out of a fairytale.

Maybe we can talk this out with gwyn.

>Don't worry about chrysoula it's fine liz. She got a little bigger but that was just something flames asked for
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Allowing samefagging if you can continue to reassure her and tell her why her second head is beautiful.
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Rolled 8 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1044412
>Come on I have three heads and I look amazing. It gives off an aura of power and ability. And she can probably be helpful. My headmates are
>>
Also little note but does anyone else want to start grinding stats?
I feel like the DCs have been increasing.

Or at least upping our charisma so convincing people isn't a ridiculous feat
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9+12=21

Borderline Failure!

"Liz, it's not a tumor. It would make you look amazing, straight out of a fairy tale. I have three heads and I look amazing, it gives an aura of power and ability. And she can probably be helpful, my headmates are. Besides, don't worry about Chrysoula. She's gotten a little bigger, but that's just something Flames asked for."

"Well, I think it's like an overgrown wart, no offense Gwynevere, but it freaks me out."

"Well..."

"Can you get her to stop complaining? Please?"

You sigh.

"Can you at least have your second head out this one time?"

"...Well... Only this once, I suppose."

She lets her second head grow, which seems quite cute...

"I am not an overgrown wart Elizabeth!"

"Well, your as annoying as one at times."

"Oh, really? Thanks Elizabeth, means a lot coming from my sister."

You sigh.

"Ladies, ladies. Calm down."

"As for you, what's the big deal in making that minotaur lady better then us? We're supposed to have the best breasts, not her!

Elizabeth seems visibly annoyed.

"Can you tell her to stop? It's really annoying."

Roll me a 1d20+4 if you can get the two of them to calm down and get along again. Kind of.
+2 if you can tell both of them that you love them. And compliment Gwynevere.
+3 if you can tell Gwynevere why her breasts are superior even if Chrysoula's are bigger.
+2 if you can tell Gwynevere why she shouldn't be envious of Chrysoula.
+1 if you can encourage Gwynevere not disliking her breasts.
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Rolled 7 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1044456
>Come on both of you. Gwyn, Liz I love both of you and Gwyn you seem like a nice woman and it's nice you have confidence in you and liz's body but there's no reason to be jealous of chrysoula. Even if her bust is larger your still a dragon and scales in general make everything better

So OP can we get books on charisma and social skills to up our stats? Maybe find someone that's good at talking to people?
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Rolled 15 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1044456
>Even though youdon't have as big a bust as the cow, you're still better endowed. She has a fur all over her breasts which is plain out unattractive.

Wait a minute. When we got Flames he developed a wanting for a woman/romance partner and Solaire has expressed interests in Kobold females. That means Gwynevere could start developing similar feelings which could cause issues.
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>>1044475
Solution:Seduce Gwyn
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>>1044485
You mean hook up Gwynevere and Solaire right. Cause I'm pretty sure I heard hook up Gwynevere and Solaire.
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>>1044488
No he can have one clevita.
Liz/Gwyn's body is for us to tumble
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>>1044494
Ditch anything g Solaire has with Celvita and just have him be with Liz's head. If we just have a separate person as a sex partner for each head then it becomes nothing but a needlessly complex web of relationships that will harm us.

Also Dark Souls references
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>>1044514
>Implying we'll grow another head
>Implying this cucks get anything more than one wife
>Letting any of these cucks tumble liz
You're sounding as beta as flames anon
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>>1044474
Sure.

"Come on both of you... Gwyn, Liz... I love both of you and Gwyn, you seem like a nice woman and it's nice you have confidence in your... Body, and Elizabeth's body. But there's no reason to be jealous of Chrysoula, even if her bust is larger your still a dragon and scales make everything better... Besides, even if you don't have as big of a bust as the cow, you're still better endowed. She has fur all over her breasts which just isn't attractive."

She seems flattered that you think that.

"Thanks... It means a lot Renexizious. But I don't see how Elizabeth can't be the bit envious! I mean, honestly... Who doesn't want bigger breasts? Besides, imagine the power!

"Well... Breasts do have a lot of power over men, I'll admit that."

"I know, right? I just don't see why Elizabeth wants them to be smaller for God's sake. It's like she wants to be a beta."

She seems a bit frustrated.

"See what I deal with?"

"I feel like your ungrateful or something, Liz."

You think you've gotten Gwynevere to stop being as envious... But you still want to make sure nothing comes up in the future.

Roll me a 1d20+6 anons.

+3 if you can tell Gwyn and Liz why her breasts will be the best. (+3 if you can give a scientific reason why they'll probably grow in the future and why it tends to "stun" males)
+2 if you can be seductive towards Liz and Gwynevere.
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Rolled 15 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1044522
>Us tumbling Liz is cuckoldry

It would be Solaire tumbling Gwynevere. Besides, I don't even see it as cuckoldry considering we all share the same body and to a lesser extent mind.

>>1044529
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Rolled 12 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1044529
>Think about it like this. Your breasts mutated to be like this. And mutations tend to upgrade and evolve. So it;s plausible they might grow in the future. The reason men are stunned because of a interesting part of natural selection called sexual selection. Where people with more attractive traits are preferred. So the reason this is happening is that you are highly desirable.

>>1044538
>since we share a body it's okay to let that happen
That sounds like the same reasoning flames used as to why it was okay for us to tumble chrysoula.

And I don't give a shit if we have a hive mind liz's body is ours for the sexual
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>>1044572
>inb4 Solaire marries Celvita
>inb4 we give her bigger boobs or genetically modify her in some way that causes tensions
>inb4 we grow another head
>inb4 he marries some else
>inb4 we genetically modify that person and cause more tensions
>inb4 were on a continual loop

>inb4 Gwynevere develops distressed for someone besides us, Renexizious.
>inb4 she marries some one else

>inb4 it all becomes just one big cluster cuck of polygamy and mutations
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>>1044584
>Giving celvetia mutations
Solaire wants her to stay a smol kobold
>Growing another head
I was planning to stick to stable mutations and maybe upgrade charisma boosting mutations as well

Also I doubt OP will let us grow too many heads.
Otherwise he will get overloaded.
He can't even remember the name of our yuan ti university friend kamilia.

Also let's go to the university tomorrow to get that rock summon
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15+9=24

Good Success!

"Think about it like this... Your breasts mutated to be like this, and mutations tend to upgrade and evolve. So it's quite plausible they might grow in the future... The reason why males are stunned is because of a interesting part of natural selection called sexual selection, where people with more attractive traits are preferred. So the reason this is happening is because you are highly desirable..."

"Well... I mean... That does make sense."

"See? You can wait a bit for your breasts to be the best."

She seems convinced.

"Goddamn it, so they'll grow bigger?"

"Probably."

She sighs, frustrated.

"...Why did I ever become a dragon."

"Don't worry, she'll get used to it. I intend on it. She enjoys the attention, but she's just being stubborn for stubborn's sake."

Yeah...

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>Hey... Solaire? Why don't you try to get along with Gwynevere? She seems pretty nice.
>...Flames, why don't you try to talk to Gwynevere?
>...Just go to sleep.
>Elizabeth? Do you want to talk?
>Talk to Gwynevere?
>...Hit on Gwyneverve?
>Maybe you can get Elizabeth in the mood to tumble tonight? You never had a partner who had more than one head. Plus you haven't had sex for two weeks. That's got to be a record.
>Write-In
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>>1044609
>Solaire do you have any interest in Gwynevere?
No point in trying to set them up anyways if he isn't interested
>...Just go to sleep.
So learn more magic and up charisma so we can finally shill religion better and not fail persuasion checks
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>>1044597
You know that we will eventually do something to Celvita the same way we have to Chrysoula and Liz. I have no doubt that we would give her some mutagen to increase her height, which will lead to bigger breasts. Liz was even given bigger breast when we knew it would cause distress so I seriously doubt you have the moral integrity to not give her larger breasts.

Tiamat has 5 heads so we should be able to grow at least that many.

>>1044609
>Hey... Solaire? Why don't you try to get along with Gwynevere? She seems pretty nice.
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>>1044626
Yea we could but OP couldn't handle that.

And any attempt to make clevita bigger would be opposed by me most definitely.
She needs to stay smol
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>>1044639
>And any attempt to make clevita bigger would be opposed by me most definitely.
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Solaire? Got any interest in Gwyn at all?

I mean, she seems attractive and cute, but she's on Liz's body. Which your wife... It would be weird.

Oh.

So uh, no. Sorry. Hey, when are we going to see her again?

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>Well... We can see her soon, I guess.
>...Sorry, but I'm kinda busy.
>...I'm not sure we should seduce her, honestly.
>Why don't you go for Gwyn? I mean, there won't be any hard feelings if you like her.
>...Hey... You don't think Gwyn might like other people besides me, right? I"m just uh... You know. Curious.
>Write-In
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>>1044647
*her
I meant Clevita, but because anons were talking about her I thought she was already mentioned or something.

Fuck me for leaving this out.
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>>1044642
but seriously why would we make clevita bigger?
>>1044647
>Well... We can see her soon, I guess.
Solaire seems to want clevita.

Also I don't want to tell solaire who to hook up with.
Seems controlling a bit too much
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>>1044647
>Why don't you go for Gwyn? I mean, there won't be any hard feelings if you like her.

>>1044657
>Made Chrysoulsnbig for almost know reason
>Made Liz bigger when we know she wouldn't like it
"hi trust me guys I won't make this other person big"
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"Well, we can see her soon I guess."

Great. She's adorable... Still a little weirded out over you demanding kobold women though. That was kind of weird.

Hey uh... Can I have control over your body for a bit? I kinda want to spend some time with Chrysoula tonight.

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>...Fine, I guess.
>...I want some sleep. No.
>I don't think that's very smart. If Gwyn catches you leaving to see Chrysoula she might get jealous. Again.
>Hey, Solaire? Why do you like Clevita anyways?
>...Off to enjoy your fur fetish?
>Write-In
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>>1044665
>Made chrysoula big
Flames asked for that.
>Elizabeths boobs
I didn't say I wouldn't make other people big.
Just why make clevita big if solaire is in a relationship with her?
Unless solaire asks and clevita is fine with it.
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>>1044670
>I don't think that's very smart. If Gwyn catches you leaving to see Chrysoula she might get jealous. Again.
>Hey, Solaire? Why do you like Clevita anyways?
>Tomorrow ok flames?
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>>1044675
>implying you won't convince Solaire that bigger is better

>>1044670
>...I want some sleep. No.
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>>1044684
Not convincing them.
Though I will shittalk his bad taste if it confers some modifier while learning.
Though I would rather stick with shittalking flames.

He's an easier target
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I want some sleep. No. Tomorrow, alright?

Alright I guess.

Hey, Solaire? Why do you like Clevita anyways?

Well, she's adorable and small, mostly. Plus she's cute, with her adorable eyes and little feet...

Huh.

You decide to get some sleep after giving Elizabeth a kiss...

You wake up the next day feeling more lustful then usual. You haven't really had a tumble for a while, to be honest.

Of course... You could take that trip to that other dimension for a few days. Or you could learn more in the university...

Actions

>Well, you should really learn some more at the university. Magic is power, after all.
>You have an empire to forge in the D&D land... You should go over there.
>You did say you'd let Flames have some time with Chrysoula. Let him have some time.
>...Your having a few "lust pangs" so to speak. Maybe you can tumble one of your wives or visit Vasura.
>...Maybe you should do something else.
>Write-In
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>>1044705
>You did say you'd let Flames have some time with Chrysoula. Let him have some time.
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>>1044705
>You have an empire to forge in the D&D land... You should go over there.

>Is very catholic
>Prefers the company of littler people with very small, almost no assets
I don't like of this
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>>1044705
>You did say you'd let Flames have some time with Chrysoula. Let him have some time.

He sees her what? Every few months? This is fair
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You decide to let Flames to have some time with Chrysoula. He relaxes quite a bit and talks and gets along with her. And enjoys her new assets. He mostly talks about how he misses her a lot, and that he wishes he could spend more time with her, etc.

Of course this takes a while, but Flames relaxes tremendously... That's when you leave the library and run into Elizabeth talking to Devan, who seems to be watching the TV and eating a bag or two of chips.

"Devan? You should really stop watching the TV dear."

"Mom..."

"Devan, it's not good for you. You watch it a lot."

"But the other women watch it a lot."

"Such as?"

"You know. The minotaur one who gives me piggyback ride. And the pale lady who's kinda scary."

"That doesn't mean it's alright Devan. You don't do anything else."

"...I mean, there's nothing to really do though."

Elizabeth sighs, and you slowly close the door... But you see her make eye contact with you, and sends a clear message... "Help"

Actions

>...Go help Elizabeth with Devan?
>...Just uh... Close the door. Head back down.
>...Go up, give Elizabeth a kiss, and say your leaving on a business trip.
>Write-In
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>>1044775
>...Just uh... Close the door. Head back down.

Who's Devan?
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>>1044775
>...Go up, give Elizabeth a kiss, and say your leaving on a business trip.
But let's help liz also.
Gotta make devan an asset with something other than tv in his life. Don't want him to be like our uncle
>>1044789
A child we had with a slave
He was called michael previously by liz
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Going to wait fifteen more minutes anons.
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>>1044775
>...Go up, give Elizabeth a kiss, and say your leaving on a business trip.

We really need to get a professional psychiatrist to deal with this shit.
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Maybe we should take devan and drop him by our aunt to teach him something give him a passion or whatever so he doesn't just watch tv.

I'm sure he'll find the D&D dimension more interesting than tv
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You head up to Elizabeth and give her a kiss.

"Hey Liz. I'm going on a business trip. Love you."

You head for the door...

"Well, can you at least get Devan to stop watching the TV so much?"

"Mom, I'm fine..."

She sighs.

"Please?"

Actions

>Sorry, but I'm kind really busy and it's urgent.
>...Fine, I can get him off the couch...
>He'll be fine. The TV is good for him. It'll teach him how to be a proper dragon.
>I believe in you Liz. You can get him off yourself.
>I really got to go Liz...
>...Why don't I take Devan along with me?
>...Get a Liz a hug and slap her ass. Tell her you'll be back soon and that you'd really like to vent some "Frustrations" so to speak.
>Write-In
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>>1044875
>...Why don't I take Devan along with me?
So if we keep ignoring our lust our options will slowly fill with lewd shit?
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>>1044875
>...Fine, I can get him off the couch...
>...Why don't I take Devan along with me?
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>>1044883
Yep. If you resist long enough you might even break Ren's desire to have sex.

"I'll get him off the couch, he can just come along with me."

"Sure. Just be safe, alright?"

She gives you a kiss and seems pleased, and you think...

Flames seems to want Chrysoula to come along, and Solaire doesn't seem to care.
Do you want to take anyone else along?

>Take Chrysoula along. Why not?
>Eh... Don't do anything. Just Deven.
>Bring Rosa?
>...Lynea might be interested. Take her along.
>Take along one of your kids?
>Take Aulus?
>Maybe Vasura?
>Write-In
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>>1044926
>break his desire to have sex
Why do I not like the sound of this?
No offence but absolutely no lust sounds dangerous.

>Take Aulus?
Aulus and Devan seem to be friends so why not
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You decide to take Aulus and Devan...

You go to find Aulus, who seems to be attempting to climb up a tree.

"Aulus?"

"Huh? Dad?"

He falls from climbing, and hits the ground on his ass, and stands up.

"Nice climbing skills. Want to come with me and your brother on an adventure?"

"I mean... Like what?"

Roll me a 1d20+8 to see if you can convince him to come with you.

+3 if you can tell him of the ADVENTURE you'll have.
+2 if you can also bring up how he'll meet his grandmom and how cool she is.
+1 if you can also internally miss your mom.
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Rolled 18 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1044985
>tfw no home made cookies
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Rolled 2 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>1044985
>Come on we can go fight monsters. Travel around a fantasy world and plus you can meet your grandma who's a big strong dragon.

The pastries were pretty good. And she is best mom.
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>>1044985
I just remembered.
Grab our mage staff too.
The one we had coated in ultra dragonsteel so it could also function as a blunt weapon
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18+14=32

Good Success!

"Come on, we can go fight monsters, travel around a fantasy world, and you can even meet your grandmom who's a big strong dragon."

"Really?! Sure!"

He seem excited, and you get your two kids ready to leave...

Where will you go first when you arrive?

>Head to your mom's lair?
>You need to put positive draconic values in your kids. Raid a few villages and teach your kids the values of raiding, slavery, and why it's ok to eat people.
>Head to the kobold tribe!
>Head to Cortez's duchy!
>Write-In
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>>1045070
>Head to Cortez's duchy!
This is the best place to keep our kids when they aren't travelling with us
(Because they won't all the time)
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>>1045070
>Head to Cortez's duchy!

>>1045079
But remember, there's a few murderhobo werewolves with guns around here that infected Cortez even though they shouldn't have been able to but "muh story" from OP
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You head to Cortez's duchy.

You fly through the portal and begin to fly there, and your kids begin to ask you plenty of questions.

"Dad? How did you get to be so huge?" Aulus asks. He's like a little ant. Same with Devan. Well, not like ants. They're really small compared to you though.

Actions

>Well, I eat healthy all-natural humans, exercise a lot, particularly with women, and I always treat your mother nicely, you hear?
>...Don't worry, you'll get bigger. But not as big as me. I'll be the biggest thing around, I assure you.
>I'd rather not talk right now. Kind of busy.
>...Well, I got his way by being the toughest dragon around.
>Write-in
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So things to-do
>Strengthen our kobold tribe
>Learn some enchanting from aunt
>Teach our kids magic so they can actually be helpful
>Raid dungeons for money

There has to be at least one dungeon with useful things
>>1045152
>I eat a healthy diet that sometimes includes humans. Exercise and just grow. You'll get bigger too trust me.

Also ask if devan and aulus would like to learn magic.
Because we're just that cool
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>>1045152
>I do lots of exercise in the shape of adventuring and conquering, eat a healthy diet of people who oppose me and overall just do stuff

>>1045164
I've been thinking. What if we go extremely meta, find Stojan and friends in this universe and either end them all or give them cool shit
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>>1045179
That would allow us to either go full cancer or eliminate the horrible mistake that is Stojan.
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>>1045194
Oh Stojan. If only he were a German. Then everything could've been wolfenstein-esque and we could've saved and served the 3rd Reich instead of LARPing around and being a faggot somewhere in Poland.
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>>1045210
Somewhere along the lines stojan got sidetracked.
If tings can be salvaged idk
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>>1045210
That was technically a choice, and still is but that isn't going to happen since Stojan hates Nazi's... yet is one...
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>>1045194
I'm still thinking on how to recover and salvage the WRQ universe honestly. I'm probably just going to completely restart it or some shit.

"I do lots of exercise in the shape of adventuring and conquering, eat a healthy diet of people who oppose my rule, and overall do stuff. You'll get bigger too, trust me."

"Really?"

"Oh yeah... A lot bigger."

You fly along, and after a bit Devan speaks up.

"Dad? Why do you eat people?"

"Hm? Why are you asking?"

"Mom says it's not nice and not to do it."

"Oh, right."

"So why does mom let you do it dad?" Aulus asks.

"Well..."

"Doesn't eating people kill them?" says Aulus.

Actions

>Well, I mean... No? (Lie)
>I'm not going to talk about this. Liz would get mad at me.
>Well, it's perfectly fine to kill people that oppose you, just saying. I mean, we are dragons after all.
>I uh... Don't know. Sorry.
>...Well, if the two of you want, we can raid a village and I can teach you how to be an actual dragon.
>I should introduce the two of you to the new US Diplomat that comes every once in a while. He's a fun time. Sometimes.
>You know your mom was a human, right?
>...Let's just get going, alright?
>Write-In
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>>1045215
>>1045217
Stojan and WRQ is just overall a mess. That's why I think it's a tempting option if we just take revenge and kill those werewolves who attacked Cortez.

>>1045231
>Well, it's perfectly fine to kill people that oppose you, just saying. I mean, we are dragons after all.
Unless if they're family. You never hurt anyone who is family.
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>>1045231
>Well, it's perfectly fine to kill people that oppose you, just saying. I mean, we are dragons after all. Except family. Never hurt family.

No more moral faggot children.
This is part of the reason I want to pay more attention to our kids
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>>1045231
>You know your mom was a human, right?

>Write-In
"Your mother and I differ hugely in our morals but we love each other enough to respect the other's world view. Generally.

As to why she let's me do this specifically.... I don't know, maybe she thinks that I would kill them either way and doesn't really mind the method of death. Which to be fair is fairly accurate."
>>
"Well, it's perfectly fine to kill people that oppose you, just saying. I mean, we are dragons after all. Just don't hurt family. You never hurt family. But your mother and I differ hugely in our morals, but we love each other enough to respect the other's world view, generally. As to why she lets me do this specifically... I don't really know. She probably thinks that I would kill them either way and doesn't mind the method of death."

"Why is it alright to kill people who oppose you dad?" says Aulus.

"Well..."

Actions

>Because it's the dragon way to do it, and the dragon way is the best way.
>...Because they'll probably kill me?
>You kids are really new to the world, aren't you?
>I should probably stop talking.
>...Just saying your mom is a bit of a... Moral person.
>Well, it varies a lot.
>Give an example to them?
>Write-in
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>>1045277
>Well, it varies a lot.
>Give an example to them?
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>>1045277
>To gain power, To protect yourself, To protect the things you care about, friends, loved ones, your homes. There is a variety of reasons. When you're older you'll under stand better that right and wrong aren't cut and dry
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"Well, it varies a lot. Like gaining power, protecting yourself, protecting the things you care about, friends, loved ones, your home... There's a lot of reasons. When your older you'll understand better that right and wrong aren't cut an dry."

"Oh. So you and mom don't agree on everything?"

"No, not really. But we love each other enough where it doesn't really matter."

"Why do you like mom dad? And why does she not like me watching TV dad?" asks Devan.

You quickly calculate the time left until you get to Cortez's place, and it seems to be a hour or two. Huh.

Actions

>Well, I don't know why she doesn't like you watching it.
>I think it's because you watch a lot of it Devan. I think she thinks it's not healthy for you.
>...She probably just wants to watch the soaps or something.
>Your mom has gone through a lot with me, and we both love each other and trust each other with our lives, alright?
>Devan, your mom loves you a ton. Enough where she'd sacrifice anything for you. Your lucky to have a mom like that.
>Well, It's a specific bodypart. Not going to say anything else.
>...You kids will learn when you get older, alright?
>Give a fatherly pat to Devan and Aulus's head?
>Write-In
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>>1045343
>I think it's because you watch a lot of it Devan. I think she thinks it's not healthy for you.
>Your mom has gone through a lot with me, and we both love each other and trust each other with our lives, alright?
>Give a fatherly pat to Devan and Aulus's head?

We brought our magic staff right?
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"I think it's because you watch a lot of it Devan. I think she just thinks it's not healthy for you. But your mom has gone through a lot with me and we both love each other, and trust each other with out lives, alright?"

You give a fatherly pat to both their heads, and they seem to enjoy learning more about you.
+10 relations with Deven and Aulus.

After that, you continue to fly... Cortez's duchy is only a few minutes away when Aulus speaks up.

"Dad? Where are we going anyways?"

Actions

>Well, your going to stay at a castle for a bit. It'll be quite fun, I promise you.
>We're just visiting someone really fast...
>How would the two of you like to meet your half-brother?
>...Do the two of you want to stay with me in a dark cave or stay at a castle with your half-brother? Or maybe even at your mom's place?
>Write-In
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>>1045427
>...Do the two of you want to stay with me in a dark cave or stay at a castle with your half-brother? Or maybe even at your mom's place?
They're old enough to make their own decisions
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>>1045427
>...Do the two of you want to stay with me in a dark cave or stay at a castle with your half-brother? Or maybe even at your mom's place?
You mean grandmother's place right?
Because our mom isn't their mom.
>I'm also going to a castle to meet my aunt
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>>1045443
"Do the two of you want to stay with me in a dark cave or stay at a castle with your half-brother? Or maybe even at your grandmother's place? Because I'm going to a castle to see my aunt."

Devan seems curious about his grandmom, and Aulus wants to come with you, it seems.

Not sure if taking Aulus with us is a good influence or anything. I mean, we have a drow harem for god's sake. The last thing Liz wants to hear is that we have a drow harem.

Actions

>Hey, Devan? You don't want to be with your father? Really?
>...Aulus, I think you shouldn't really be with me...
>Well, I'll stop you by grandmom's on the way to the kobold cave Devan.
>...Just for your info Devan, there's no TV in this world at all.
>I think the two of you should just stay at your grandmoms. It'll be fun.
>Writ-eIn
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>>1045481
>Well how about I take you there later. First let's go to the castle. I have some things I want to show ok.

I have a idea that might maybe work
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>>1045491
What would that be?
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>>1045496
The old tactic of unloading our kids off on other people.
I wanted to teach them magic anyways.
Then we could unload them on our aunt and ask her to teach them about what she does and such while we get things done.

Sounds iffy I know
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"I'll take you there later. Let's first go to the castle, I have some things I want to show, ok?"

"Alright, I hope it's cool!'"

You land not too far away and shift down to your human form, and your kids do so as well.

Where will you go first?

>Try to find your aunt.
>Head to Cortez's palace?
>Write-In
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>>1045610
>Try to find your aunt.
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>>1045610
>Try to find your aunt.
>>
You decide to find your aunt.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can indeed find her.
+2 if you can tell your kids about her.
+2 if you can think about Gwynevere.
+3 if you can make lustful plans to enact later.
>>
Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1045629
>>
Rolled 11 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1045629
>Well she's proud with a strong belief in draconic superiority and magic too. She considers mages superior.

Ren still hasn't seen Gwyn's breath power yet.


Also just bang the drow twins. That's what they're there for.
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12+11=23

Success!

You find your aunt apparently walking in the city streets and wave to her.

"Hey, I need to talk to you!"

She seems confused and stops, and you go up to her...

"Is there something going on you need help with, Renexizious?"

Actions

>I need you to take care of my kids, please. For a little bit. And maybe teach them magic.
>I just wanted to talk to you for a bit...
>How's everything going?
>Hey, just wanted to say hi and ask what's going on.
>Anything changed while I was gone aunt?
>Write-In
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>>1045671
>I need you to take care of my kids, please. For a little bit. And maybe teach them magic.
Teaching them Draconic values would also be good
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>>1045671
>How's everything going?
>I need you to take care of my kids, please. For a little bit. And maybe teach them magic.

So I was thinking.
Kobolds are shit at melee and that won't change so what about making them crossbows.
Ranged weapons are better for them anyways
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"How's everything going? Good! Because I need you to take care of my kids please, for a little bit. And teach them some magic. And draconic values."

She visibly seems to know what your up to and heavily dislikes this already.

Roll me a 1d20-4 to see if she's willing to do this.
+2 for convincing arguments.
+2 if you can tell her what those draconic values are.
+2 if you can apologize about this and give her reasons why your giving her your kids
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1045701
>Between you and me, I'd rather have these two kids of mine taught by you then by my mother. You are after all much more successful in life. Also you're not magically retarded like my mother which is another thing I hope you could imprint on them along with Draconic values.
>>
I feel like this is my fifth 18 I've rolled. Maybe more.
>>
Rolled 10 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1045701
>I'd rather not take my kids to the dank dark cave with no actual beds and I need someone to watch them. So sorry about putting them off on you. And I want you to tell them about importance of lairs, draconic superiority and things like that
>>
18+2=20

Good Success!

"I'd rather not take my kids to the dank dark cave with no actual beds and I need someone to watch over them, so sorry about putting them off on you. Can you just tell them about the importance of lairs, draconic superiority, and things like that?"

She seems pissed.

"...I was not planning to have my day interrupted by being asked to be a glorified eggsitter."

"Sorry."

She takes a breath, and seems quite frustrated.

"Why don't you just give them to your mother or leave them at home?"

'Well... I need someone to teach them."

"Why don't YOU teach them?"

"Because I'm busy, and they probably don't want to stay in a dark cave for hours."

"Do you think I am not busy trying to unlock arcane secrets, secrets that should never of been looked at or heard about? I simply do not have the time to take care of two children while I work!"

You have lost -20 Relations with your aunt for doing this.

"Please? Can you just do this?"

She grits her teeth.

"Fine, but I won't help them if they explode, summon demons, set themselves on fire, or anything like that."

You can't tell if she's joking or not.

Actions

>Listen, I'm really... Really sorry about this, but I just don't have anywhere else to give them to...
>...I'll just take them to their grandparents then.
>Please? I'll owe you one, alright?
>...Are you going to take care of them or not?
>If they get hurt it's your tail, you know.
>...Come on, how can you not like them? They're... Adorable. And... Small. I suppose. Don't you women like that?
>Write-In
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>>1045775
>Please? I'll owe you one, alright?
What were our relations with her to begin with?
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>>1045775
>Please? I'll owe you one, alright?
>>
>>1045795
It was +25

"Please? I'll owe you one, alright?"

She seems displeased, still.

"For how long?"

Actions

>A day or two, really. Until I can set up some rooms for them.
>How about a few days? Like three or four?
>Can you do a week?
>...I'll be back for them in two weeks.
>...I'll be back whenever I feel like it, to be honest.
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>>1045851
>A day or two, really. Until I can set up some rooms for them.

We have good reason.
If we decide to make black powder our kids shouldn't be around
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>>1045851
>A day or two, really. Until I can set up some rooms for them.
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>>1045851
>A day or two, really. Until I can set up some rooms for them.
>>
"A day or two, alright? Until I can set up some rooms for them."

"Fine, I suppose."

You tell your kids to go with their aunt, and leave them to fly to the kobold tribe.

You land at the kobold tribe and see that it seems to well-fed now, with increased trade going on... Of course, the kobolds worship you for a few minutes before going back to work, and your ego feels a lot better after getting worshiped... You also see the bathhouse is almost done, and many of the kobolds are impressed by it's roman influences.

You head inside your lair and see that it seems quite decorated now, with plants, a few tables, and crude beds set up... You even see your harem and the two sisters...
God, they're hot...

You give them all a hug, and it seems they've been working a bit with taking care of the animals and minor tasks like that... Huh.

Of course, it seems your lair has gotten a bit bigger as the kobolds have dug out rooms for your harem...

Do you want to expand your lair at all?

Choose one anons.

>You want a few guest rooms for... You guessed it, guests.
>...Maybe a kitchen and a dining room. That would be nice.
>You should have some children's bedrooms for your kids.
>...You need a proper treasury. Order the kobolds to dig out a room to horde your wealth in.
>...You know, maybe you should get a room dedicated to worshipping you. It would increase the happiness of the kobolds, having a proper place of worship.
>Write-In
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>>1045902
>You should have some children's bedrooms for your kids.

We should also remember to build a lab/workshop for us.
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>>1045902
>You should have some children's bedrooms for your kids.
We should have the harem room be secret. Something like a secret bookcase lever that opens up a hidden door. Secrets
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>>1045918
This is also important.
A special room for the emperor.
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You order the kobolds to construct a few children's bedrooms and hide the harem room...
Flames also briefly wonders if eventually you'll add humans or something to the harem.

Roll me a 1d20+7 for how well hidden the harem room is. (+3 from traps and hiding things being the kobold's specialty!)

+3 if you can be creative in hiding the room and how to get into it.
+2 if you can think extremely lustful thoughts about the drow harem and sisters and kobolds.
+1 if you can answer the question if in the future you'll expand the harem.

If you want to make the harem more comfortable, feel free to think of things on how to make them more comfortable. This will get you a +1 as well and a opinion boost from them.
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Rolled 18 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1045936
>Probably
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Rolled 4 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1045936
Hey why not use the river?
Hide the room underneath it.
As for how to get i what about a moving wall that only opens when you press secret buttons in the right order.

We should get to planning on how we bed them all. Haven't had a decent tumble in months.

And expanding the harem is a no unless we find extraordinary women we want to keep around. And even then probably not
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You think about hiding it under the river, setting up a moving wall that only opens with secret buttons... The kobolds move onto that, while you rest from your flight.

You also plan about setting up children's bedrooms, and tell the kobolds to get to that first...

Roll me a 1d20+6 for quality of the bedrooms and how fast it'll take.

+3 if you can think how nice it is to be worshipped and if you can think how your religion will expand. +2 if you can think how you'll deal with inevitable religious problems and interpretations.
+2 if while doing this you can be sexual with your harem.
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Rolled 14 + 6 (1d29 + 6)

>>1045979
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Rolled 6 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1045979
Fondle some women while we think. It'll help us focus.


And it's nice that we will be getting close to godhood and our religious expansion will depend on what places we take and how we go about it.
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14+11=25

Great Success!

You fondle some drow and hear that the children's rooms are quite good in quality, with the miners being quite proud about it.

With that done, your miners seem to be quite tired and you think on what to do.

It seems the kobolds farming has gone quite well... But you have a slight problem. Making the dough to make bread takes a while by hand, and so most of the wheat is beginning to die.
You of course decide to solve this by making a water mill and a dedicated granary. However, at the same time the Elder-Cardinal seems to be quite curious on who this "Jupiter" is. Your dad thanks you for getting him to some type of religious worship.

Roll me a 1d20+6 to set up some more essentials.

+2 if you can think what place Liz and your kids would have in your religion.
+2 if you can name your religion.
+2 if you can also come up with religious excuses for your lust. (+1 if you can somehow twist it to teach positive morals.)
+2 if you can tell the cardinal about what Jupiter represents.
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Rolled 10 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1046041
>Jupiter represents control and order. He is king of the gods and rules over them in righteous ways. He guards over the state and the people within, serving as its owner and protector. Also he likes eagles.
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Rolled 3 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>1046041
As our wife I think it would be some sort of special religious position. Like a divine priestess without any obligations for the position. Our kids would be like demigods in Roman mythology I guess. Respected but not worshiped.

We could call our religion
Draconical Romanism?
I'm pretty sure we're going to start teaching them latin soon.
Jupiter represents order with his domains being the sky and thunder.

And our lust comes from our relation to jupiter. Of course we donn't deny our nature because self-denial is a harmful trait.


Hmm we might ascend to godhood soon.
Probably before fenrir escapes
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Allowing samefagging for more religious excuses.
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Rolled 8 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>1046093
And it ties into our divine nature. And it's sort of an urge to spread our seed because our children get a small fragment of our divinity
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10+14=24

Minor Success!

You explain to the cardinal about religion and everything, and you think you make a rather decent mill... Well, alright... It's a crude mill, but it works.

You finish that up and head back...

What do anons?

>Try to research something and develop the kobolds?
>You know... You need some more workers and kobolds. Look into expansion.
>You should see about exploring the underground river more. Where does it go?
>This... Crude shit just doesn't work. See about maybe innovating woodworking and masonry.
>You have plenty of food. Try to find more trading partners...
>Maybe you should introduce reading and writing to the village? Stone tablets could work well.
>...Why don't you try to get a few actual soldiers? You have none so far.
>...You should see how well the miners are doing. Are they actually getting any valuables? Because from what you seen they aren't making too much of a profit.
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