You are now Charlemagne anons.

Because of the fact you just single-handily fought off a Vietcong ambush, the medics requested to have a look at you, astonished that you were perfectly fine. Of course, during this time you are being examined, you are keenly thinking about how to properly help the french forces... You have settled on a strategy of flanking them and crushing them completely, though your brother Viktorious has just called you... And apparently sent you a "get-well-better" present.

So of course, you pick up the phone.

"Viktor?"

"Hey. I heard you got a little hurt and that dad gave you a commission in Vietnam... Just seeing if everything's alright."

"Yeah. Just a little hurt."

"Good, good. No permanent injuries?"

"Just a sprain in my leg, really."

"Ah... Don't tell mom. She's been acting rather maternal recently..."

"Right, heard about it... How's everything in America?"

You hear a rather happy laugh.

"Great actually! I finally am getting some long overdue work done, that sort of thing... I even went out on one of those parties I never went to. You know the ones, with the booze and the women?"

"Really?"

"Well, my cabinet hauled me along. Well... I should say I did. Forcibly. But it was fun. Never really did that before."

"Well...I'm not a fan of clubs..."

He sighs a bit.

"For God's sake, you should really get over your conservative catholic values at some times. I might also be a catholic but I don't let that get in the way of fun, eh?"

"Am I the only pious one in this family?" You say, and sink into the bed.

"Yep, pretty much. Don't get me wrong though, we didn't go to one of those fucking stripper clubs, just to a speakeasy."

"Well, that's good."

"Yeah... So anyways, mind if I ask how your relationship is going with Svana?"

"I mean, I miss her a lot. Could you tell her I said hi?"

"Oh, no problem. Anyone else?"

"Yeah... Mom and Revenaris. Oh, also Claw."

"Yeah, got it... Not dad?"

"...Let's just move on."

"Fair enough."

You talk with Viktorious for a few hours and eventually say your goodbyes before you hang up... And you hear the present he sent you was a rather thoughtful gift of a fancy machete. You decide to hold onto it.

Of course, your quick march hits a problem... The road seems to be blocked by a landslide...

Which way will you go? Time is of the essence in order to flank the Vietcong and save the French!

>Go through the jungle! It'll be fast and all your handheld supplies will make it through, but vehicles will be forced to stay on the other side, meaning no armored support or transportation.
>Clear a way through the jungle. It'll be slower but all supplies will get through and you'll have armored support.
>Try to find a backroad? Potentially the second fastest and most effective way, but a high chance of being detected or ambushed.
>Climb over? The fastest, but highest chance to be detected and ambushed, and you'll lack vehicle support.
>Write-In

>>1034228
>Clear a way through the jungle. It'll be slower but all supplies will get though and you'll have armored support.

>>1034228
>Clear a way through the jungle. It'll be slower but all supplies will get though and you'll have armored support.

So OP did you have the names of the children for me?

Oh and did we name tiberium. If not I might have thought of something

>>1034228
>Clear a way through the jungle. It'll be slower but all supplies will get though and you'll have armored support.


>>1034953
I think we agreed on "Renite" or Ren-something

>>1035139
Really?
I was just gonna call them chromatic crystals or Chroma or something.
(And yes I'm the same anon.)

>>1035147
I was the one who suggested the name, and I chose it because honestly I want it to be clear who discovered these wonderous things.


Mostly because it is the one, almost certainly good, thing we have done and I hope that it is a sample of our legacy's majority content rather than a fluke.

>>1035151
Can we call it Renexium then? For some reason I don't like renite.

>>1035154
That's it! That was what the name was!


Thanks man, I would've had to look in the archive to find it otherwise.

>>1034953
I don't think so.

You have Charlemagne, Revenaris, Viktorious, Basil, Joan, Maria, Cortez, a bastard daughter being taken care of by elves, Mikhal, Dan (Son of your Danish concubine.), Aulus, two unnamed sons we haven't named yet, and I think that's it.

You decide to clear the way... It will take a while though, and you take out your fancy new machete...

You are back to being Renexizious!

You wake up, cuddling next to your wife, with her nice breasts in your face... You can't help put stare and fondle them softly, enchanted by them...

Then, after an hour of being distracted, Elizabeth wakes up.

"Ren?"

You still are distracted, and unable to really shake out of it. Elizabeth sighs, and puts on a bra, breaking line of sight to her rack. Which disappoints your, heavily.

So of course Elizabeth gives you a hug and the two of you begin to get out of bed.

"So... Still trying not to tumble me Elizabeth?"

"Ren, give it a rest please... I don't want kids this soon. Maybe in a month or two, alright?"

"Seriously? Come on, you love it."

"...I do like it, but I don't want to be bedridden again. I have things to do you know."

"Liz..."

"Ren, I love you but I can't keep on tumbling, getting pregnant, and eating vast amounts of food, when I have a nation to run."

"Well... Can I at least look at your breasts?"

"I suppose later, alright? I don't get why you like them so much."

"Well... I mean, it's new and improved, really."

"I just think they're... Degrading in a sense. For God's sake, I'm getting love letters from complete strangers."

"Well, I mean..."

"I even got a love poem about my breasts. Though I am not complaining about receiving the love letters, I really do wish they weren't about my breasts. It makes me feel like all I'm good for is my breasts. Not how I synchronized dragon DNA to mutate people, or how I am ruling England, or how I put up with you."

"Well..."

She sighs, and gives you a kiss.

"But thank you for putting a stop to them. I do like people liking me, but I'd rather it not be about something so shallow, I suppose. The letters are both flattering and yet hallow, if that makes sense."

"Yeah..."

She gives you a kiss and you leave the bedroom, trying to peak a little at her breasts.

You of course decide to start the day with doing ROCKETRY some more, and you make sure to bring along Lorriana and Renexizia.

Roll me a 1d20+8.

+2 if you can flirt a bit with Lorriana in your kobold form.
+2 if you can once again make fun of Chrysoula in your head. +1 if it involves her weight, size, or other physical things.
+2 if you can think about Elizabeth lovingly in your head.

>>1035157
No problem
So when we get back to playing as Renexizious I thought we should grind science and learn more magic.

Because if magic is getting stronger it'd be good to know.

Rolled 19 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>1035159
>So lorriana miss me and my wonderful currently kobold self?

Chrysoula is so massive when she sheds she could make clothing for obese half dragons.

And think about Liz and alk the wonderful adventures we've had with her
And her rack

19+14=33

Good Success!

"So, Lorriana, miss me and my wonderful, currently kobold self?"

"Well, I am a bit interested on the fact you are indeed a kobold currently... But we're working on rockets?"

"Correct."

"Cool! Do they explode?" Says Renexizia..

'Well... Hopefully not."

You begin work, and think about Elizabeth and her wonderful amazing rack.

You know, Chrysoula is so massive that when she sheds, she could make clothing for obese half-dragons.

Fuck off. She's not that big.

You manage to get the rocket to go up an additional 3km, and add a bigger cargo hatch... You decide to work on potentially adding a passenger hatch.

Roll me a 1d20+8

+2 if you can continue to make fun of Chrysoula's size, weight, or other physical things.
+2 if you can continue to think about Elizabeth 's rack.
+2 if you can think about how to convince Elizabeth to let you tumble her more.
+1 if you can flirt with Lorriana some more.

>>1035173
"If we tried to launch Chrysoula with one of these, do you think it would generate enough thrust? Nah, even my tech isn't that strong!"

Tits, glorious tits, warm, round and welcoming.

Romantic gestures; flowers, chocolate and dates?

"So lorriana, how has life been treating you in my service. Never a dull moment I would hope? If there has been such a moment, maybe I could help make up for it..."

Rolled 13 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>1035173
>Yes she is flames. We could turn her shedding into a small business. Or she could help with lawn care by eating the grass with her size the amount she eats must be massive.

And continue to think about our wife 's assets

Maybe we could convince her if we had a way to prevent pregnancy

>Being a kobold is something I can do now. Or would you prefer a form with more muscles.

Rolled 1 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>1035180
I keep forgetting to roll

Welp.

Use Barbaric anons?

>Yes!
>No!

>>1035186
Well, fuck my life and fuck our rocketry it seems.


Luckily we have Lorriana and her one "free re-roll" ability to solve this.

>>1035187
As this anon said
>>1035190
We get one(1) free reroll from lorriana

I'm fucking retarded as usual it seems.

Roll me a 1d20+6 to see if Lorriana can do SCIENCE!
+2 if you can continue to make fun of Chrysoula's size, weight, physical attributes, or vegetarian diet.
+3 if you can continue to flirt with Lorriana.

Rolled 17 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1035194
>She has the smell of a pack animal, the weight of a truck, can't even eat meat like a superior predator and lacks the scales and general superiority of a Dragon.

>So lorriana we should hang out again. You know what I mean. Like that time me, you, and Liz 'hung out' a while back.

17+11=28

Good Success!

Come on, she has the smell of a pack animal, the weight of a truck, can't even eat meat, and lacks the scales and superiority of a dragon.

You think Flames has just begun to ignore you, as he refuses to answer.

'You know Lorriana, we should really hang out again. You know what I mean. Like that time you, me, and Liz 'hung out' a while back."

She seems to be redirecting power to secondary systems and doesn't really respond...

"Hey, dad? Are you busy doing anything?" Renexizia yells...

"Well, I mean, a little."

"One of the screws came loose. Can you pass me a screwdriver?"

You sigh, and go to help your daughter...

The rocket seems to have avoided a disaster from Renexizia noticing a loose screw and Lorriana redirecting power...

Lorriana also seems to have thought a little, and hasn't exactly given you an answer, but Renexizia is sort of curious what your talking about with Lorriana.

Great.

Roll me a 1d20+8 to continue working.

+3 if you can flirt and hit on with Lorriana, and remind her of the good old times.
+2 if you can think about Elizabeth some more.
+2 if you can either be blunt about what your talking about with Lorriana to Renexizia, or think of an excuse.

Rolled 17 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>1035215
>Come-on lorriana I know you'd love to. Just like your happy about becoming lead scientist and joining this empire and meeting me.

So when we inevitably deal with fertility we need a place to tumble Liz. Some comfy ice caps seems like a good place.

>I'm just reminiscing on how lorriana became lead scientist and when I met her.
We can tell her how that happened excluding any part including tumbling.

17+15=32

Great Success!

"Oh, you know... Just reminiscing on how Lorriana became the lead scientist when I met her."

"Oh, really? I don't really know her too well..."

You explain how you met her and Renexizia seems quite interested. After a bit you finish and Renexizia goes off to observe the power use... So you go up to Lorriana...

"Hey Lorriana... Come on. I know you'd love to be with me again. Just like how your happy about being the lead scientist and joining this empire and meeting me."

She seems a bit tempted.

"Well..."

Oh yeah.

You note that the passenger attachment seems a little cramped, but just enough to fit an animal like a goat. You decide to expand it.

Roll me a 1d20+8 to continue working.

+3 if you can compliment and be lewd towards Lorriana to remind her of the good old times.
+3 if you can further think on how to get Elizabeth out of the "no sex yet" zone.
+1 if you can self-justify the lustful and rampant thoughts you have.
+1 if you can also think about how to justify to Elizabeth why she has so many kids.

Rolled 5 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1035233

Waiting twenty more minutes anons.

Rolled 19 + 16 (1d20 + 16)

>>1035233
"I have a few new tricks up my sleeve, like a semi-intelligent tail that LOVES to take part and I would be sad if it never had the chance to meet you..."

That idea we had for making ourselves fertile "at will" so to speak. Alternatively, we need to make a statue of her and write a love song. Women love love songs.

We are a giant horny lizard, fuck needing justification. Seriously though, we have been dealing with some shit lately and we stress fuck rather than eat.

She has so many kids because she decided to take our other... partners children in. Not to mention giving birth to five at once! The statistical likely-hood of that is against it ever happening.

19+16=35

Amazing Success!

"Well, I do have a few tricks up my sleeve. Like a semi-intelligent tail that loves to take part and I would really be sad if it never had the chance to meet you."

"Well... I'll consider it, alright?"

"That's great. Thank you."

You give her a kiss and let her work, and you notice that the rocket can hold a single person now and a limited oxygen supply... Though you need to think on how to generate thrust in space...

Roll me a 1d20+8 to continue working on the rocket for the last time today.
+3 if you can continue to be lewd and dirty towards Lorriana.
+2 if you can think a little more about Elizabeth. +1 if you can think on how to convince her having large breasts is great.

>>1035316
To be fair, rocketry right now is very experimental and very game changing, so it's not meant to be easy, it's meant to be long and fucking tedious, with the only things you can fucking refrence being burned textbooks.

Rolled 4 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1035282
I feel like this is the 20th roll we've done related to rocketry. Maybe something in the 30's

>>1035319
Yeah but we made rail guns, albeit shaken runs, relatively quick. Then again maybe I just want to move at a fast pace with everything.

>>1035323
I don't think anons finished that yet, they just came up with an idea for it and a basic design.

Rolled 16 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1035282
"I've also gotten a hybrid dragon-minotaur form which everyone seems to adore..."

Liz needs to understand they make her look... maternal? Yeah that sounds about right...

>>1035395
That should have been +13 not +8

16+13=29

Great Success!

"Well, I've also gotten a hybrid dragon-minotaur form which everyone adores..."

You finally get the rocket to go up to 24 km... So of course, you decide to call it done and Lorriana seems a bit disappointed. You tell her that you'll meet her later.

You leave, a bit tired...

What are you going to do anons?

>Go talk to Elizabeth?
>Maybe spend some time with Lorriana?
>You should go into Civ Mode.
>Maybe you should see about enacting your own nuclear program?
>Try to get your popularity up?
>See about enacting a few more political programs?
>Maybe you should see about getting Elizabeth to be alright with tumbling you? And get her used to her breasts? Just saying.
>You heard your son Charlemagne got a bit injured in Vietnam. Maybe you should call him.
>Maybe you should head to the other dimension? Manage your kobolds...
>Maybe you should talk to Rosa about her son?
>Write-In

>>1035441
>You should go into Civ Mode.

You decide to go into civ mode.

National Actions. (3)

Treasury: 25$ Million.

If you give 700,000 Slaves to the Kobolds, they are willing to give you 80$ Million.

Choose three.

>Research Something.
>Papal Actions
>Assign new Cabinet members.
>Construct in a city!
>Recruit more Soldiers to your army?
>Look at the budget. Maybe you can get some more money into your coffers...
>Reform Government
>Spread Religion
>Spread Culture
>Encourage Industry
>Diplomacy
>Espionage
>Try to get a new loyalist party?
>Check on your popularity and maybe try to boost it?
>Try to forge a claim?
>Write-In

Personal Actions.

>Talk to one of your wives?
>Talk to Hans, your new minister?
>Talk to Claw
>Talk to one of your kids?
>Talk to Inquisitor Amaya.
>Go to the University.
>Talk to Lorriana.
>Maybe you should go on vacation.
>Try to spend some time in another dimension.
>Maybe you can go see Jasmine?
>Maybe you can say hi to that yuan-ti girl who served you food that one time?
>Write-in

>>1035538
>Encourage Industry
>Reform Government
>Go to the University.

Waiting for a few more votes anons.

>>1035538
>Diplomacy
>Encourage Industry
>Check on your popularity and maybe try to boost it?

>Go to the University.

I have the perfect idea. We can buy 700,000 slaves from sub Saharan Africa. We just need to find a country that isn't under Britains rule and they'll no doubt give us slaves in exchange for something relatively cheap.

>>1035617
Referring back to my knowledge of africa I think our choices are Portugal, Belgium, France, Ethiopia, Italy and, Spain.


However I would suggest we go to Cuba and see if we can't convince a few of them to just come with us.

It's better than waiting for our family to come on another bonding trip and destroying their village, house, family, car and civilisation a little more.

>>1035629
This is post world war 2 and a lot of stuff is weird like Bonapartes still being in control of France but hopefully parts of Africa like Nigeria are independent and we can talk to a local warlord there so we can peacefully get slaves and not fail on charisma rolls.

>>1035650
Hey, if we really want to get slaves I have a few ideas.


For example, we could round up the homeless population and sell them into slavery. It'd be fucking immoral but, we are putting people into slavery either way so we might as well take those who are unable to contribute.

(Perhaps screen them for people with useful skills; construction, physics, engineering, etc.)

>>1035689
That's part of the reason why I want to buy slaves instead of taking them like we did in the Netherlands. It won't attract international attention, making us look like douches, and it would probably be easier.

Another way to get more slaves/workers would be cloning but that's just a minefield of ethics. It would also probably be hard to get cloning down.

>>1035705
I would argue that unless there is a significant difference in the price of a slave on the surface and underground, we would either need to use my methods or go inter-dimensional for our slaves.


Which brings me back to an old plan of mine, inter-dimensional pillaging and merc work for gold, jewels, slaves and shit.

>>1035726
Well buying slaves from Africa would be a very quick way of acquiring slaves and probably wouldn't have as much moral backlash as rounding up all the homeless people.

>>1035753
Not all of the homeless people! Just 700 thousand...

>>1035785
But anon, that's still 700,000 people If we do use hobos as slaves they should be from Hansodr, solve the homeless problem Claw made there

So anons want to do some slavery first, or do the rest of the actions?

>>1035804
I wanted to do diplomacy to see if any African warlords can hook us up with slaves.

>>1035804
Like the other anon, I also support doing the rest first.


Also, if we are going to start supporting or working with African war lords. We should see about developing an AK-47 style assault rifle. Some sort of mass produced, cheap, reliable and retard proof shit.

Might even want to see about using them for... testing our combat drug, for unknown effects and also to work on the dossages.

>>1035617
I'll support this.

Also our computers are commercially viable now.
So we can use them and sell them as well.

You decide to encourage industry.

It seems that the fast food market seems to be growing extremely fast... And that the Siberian Farming Corporation has moved to take it over, and that fast food seems to be growing more and more popular as they cater to non-humans, such as half-dragons, yuan-ti, and werewolves, who combined eat plenty of meat, and tend to enjoy it deep-fried.

Of course, there has been a bit of a rising obesity rate, and some minor health concerns over certain things... Such as the Ultra-Huge-Cup meant to serve half-dragons... And is a liter large. And has become a dare for stupid teens to drink from. Or the Quadruple-Stacked Burger with sixteen strips of bacon, three layers of cheese, onions, lettuce, and then a healthy slice of tomato. Deep-fried tomato, with a thin layer of butter and a huge amount of grease... And is meant to feed once again, wealthy half-dragons.

Of course, there's been some questions on where this meat comes from, and seems to be coming from factory-farms in Siberia and Ukraine... Which of course, has caused the elves to protest and a growing rise in health awareness of where food comes from.

Of course, you have been given a few petitions if you should tax or at least aware citizens of the health problems that might arise from burgers... However, the fast food corporations have given you a nice Triple Stacked Burger for free, and a nice letter saying that if you were to expose unnecessary information to the public, that the corporations would begin to lose interest in stock and hurt the economy... And in addition, might hurt your wallet.

You must admit though, the burger is fucking amazing.

What do?

>Penalize and tax the fast food industry for using so much meat in their burgers and from factory farms. (Popularity increase in health-aware citizens and enviromentalists, but your income from corporations fall and the fast food market takes a serious hit. Along with losing popularity among carnivorous citizens.)
>Eh, just aware citizens and force the companies to tell them how many calories or health problems that might arise from these foods. (Gain a small amount of popularity and lose some minor income from corporations.
>...What? Don't do anything, this isn't your call. (Lose a small amount of popularity from everyone, and decide which minister should decide it.)
>...Publicly endorse this type of food. (Gain a small amount of popularity, but lose some popularity with health-aware citizens and environmentalists.. But get 15$ Million dollars from corporations. Along with free fast food.)
>...See if you can milk a better deal from the corporations.
>...Nationalize the fast food business! Those Russians won't get their hands on it...
>Write-In

>>1035937
>Eh, just aware citizens and force the companies to tell them how many calories or health problems that might arise from these foods. (Gain a small amount of popularity and lose some minor income from corporations.
>...Nationalize the fast food business! Those Russians won't get their hands on it...
We need reputation more than we need money.

We also need to visit Viktor and improve facilities for our slaves.


Oh and what do anons think of vassalizing a part of Africa and providing support and helping said vassal expand to increase our holdings?

>>1035934
That is a terrible plan. Our computers could literally figure out the shit needed for guided missiles and such. They are too advanced to give away commercially but we should start making greater use of them.


>>1035937
>Eh, just aware citizens and force the companies to tell them how many calories or health problems that might arise from these foods. (Gain a small amount of popularity and lose some minor income from corporations.

>>1035937
>Eh, just aware citizens and force the companies to tell them how many calories or health problems that might arise from these foods. (Gain a small amount of popularity and lose some minor income from corporations.)
>...Nationalize the fast food business! Those Russians won't get their hands on it...

>>1035985
I wasn't saying sell them I was saying they're commercially viable.
Which also means we can mass produce them.
Just to make sure we didn't forget them.
I'm trying to keep track of relevant things(also Chinese Dragon we still haven't checked on)

I don't care whether we sell them or not but as I've said before I want to start integration of them into our government and such.

You decide to make citizens aware of the health problems that might rise from the consumption of fast food...

Oh, and you decide to nationalize it... Of course within the day plenty of reporters have come to your house to ask you why...

Roll me a 1d20 to see if it proves to be popular or unpopular.

+2 if you can provide reasons on why your nationalizing fast food.
+3 if you can try to argue why fast food in your country will be far better under your control then under companies.
+1 if you can try to go for a moral high horse.
+2 if you can also see about coming up with a brandname for the nationalized fast food. And if you can also come up for a name for soda meda and a much better name for the Quadruple-Stacked Burger. (+1 if it's draconic)
+2 if you want to promise what will change under your supervision, leaning towards more healthier foods or bigger and greasier products. (Carnivore's popularity of you will increase towards bigger and greasier product promises, while Herbivore and environmentalist popularity towards you will increase with healthier food promises and better treated livestock. You could do both, but this will be quite difficult to achieve.)

Alternatively, you can stop nationalizing it or just flat out send the reporters away.

Rolled 7 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1036050
>For those of you wondering as to why I nationalized the fast food industry, there is one simple reason. It's what Hitler would've done.

Rolled 16 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1036050
>I'm nationalizing fast-food so as to provide better oversight and for the overall benefit of the empire. The reasons being to both provide happiness to the consumers while trying to reduce unnecessary cruelty to the livestock and aid in the health of the people of the nation.

Call the soda Mead Dragons Vice because it's just that good.
Call the burger the Scaled pounder because it weighs a pound and dragon puns.

>Under my supervision we'll maintain the same quality and taste of meat while also providing healthier options for people. We'll also cut down on the I'll treatment of the animals. We will not try to restrict you or your choices as that would go against providing for the diverse empire we live in. And that's exactly why I'm doing this. To give you all choices. Ones you can accept.
>>1036067
Stop shitposting son.
Liz just had to prove we aren't a Nazi.
Even though we are.

Rolled 2 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1036050
"The simple fact is that the ownership of this rather quick growing industry is of great interest to me.

Partly as a way of gaining more funding for projects and also since I doubt the morals of the company's owners.

They attempted to bribe me to not make people aware of the problems these food might cause and I thus feel it appropriate to stop them from doing such in future. I will see to it they receive some compensation for their troubles but I feel it is for the better.

Any how, I plan on expanding the menu's of these businesses to cater to both extremes. I plan on doing this by figuring out a artificial sweetener to replace some if not all of the sugar content of the foods and I do plan on appeasing their opponents by making richer tasting beef and other things."

>>1036083
>dat meme tho

"Well, it's quite simple. I'm nationalizing fast-food so as to provide better oversight and for the overall benefit of the empire. The reasons being to both provide happiness to the consumers while trying to reduce unnecessary cruelty to the livestock and aid in the health of the people of the nation... Under my supervision we'll maintain the same quality and taste of meat while also providing healthier options for people. We'll also cut down on the I'll treatment of the animals. We will not try to restrict you or your choices as that would go against providing for the diverse empire we live in. And that's exactly why I'm doing this. To give you all choices. Ones you can accept and enjoy. Not to mention I plan to cater to both extremes, by making a artificial sweetener to replace the sugar content and making the beef tastier and richer."

You end the interview and change some names around for the brand... The next day, you hear that the nationalization has been rather popular, and quite popular with the environmentalists, to a certain extent.

Your popularity among the environmentalists has increased, and your popularity to carnivores has increased.

Small business however is beginning to stagnate, afraid of expanding too much to become nationalized, and bigger corporations are beginning to look elsewhere... With local corporations being a little radicalized by this.

You have gained an additional +7$ Million per month in profits, which will increase if you can make better and more expensive beef and meat products, or healthier foods.

With that done, you look to what other companies are doing...

It seems Coca Cola has requested a sort of "brand promo" of sorts, where they're willing to advertise for you in the USA, France, England and Sweden to increase your popularity, so long as you increase their popularity here... And the value of their drinks. They're also willing to pay you 10$ Million... And an additional +5$ Million if you can badmouth Pepsi.

>Accept the promo deal.
>...Decline the promo deal.
>Offer them an exclusive position at your fast food? Such as... Having Coca Cola only available to bigger cup sizes or something.
>...Nationalize them too... Muahahaha... (Will severely hurt relations with the USA and might destablize the economy.)
>Write-In

>>1036147
*to become
I meant expanding and becoming nationalized.

>>1036147
>Accept the promo deal.
Pepsi is for plebs anyways.

>>1036147
>Accept the promo deal.

>>1036147
Oh yes and see if we can get them to stop using cocaine in their drinks.
That's bad for us

>>1036175
Didn't coca-cola stop using cocaine in their drinks by the 30's

You decide to accept the promo deal...

So of course, you decide to film an ad of you, and Coca Cola's PR experts come over...

Roll me a 1d20+4 for being in a ad and if you can act well.

+3 if you can channel your inner director and come up with how the ad should go. (+1 if it has dragon or roman influences.)
+2 if you can come up with a catchy slogan or something iconic to do on the ad. (+1 if it's draconic or has roman influences.)
Bonus +5$ Million if you can think of a way to badmouth Pepsi.
+2 if you can think of a way to clearly show your support for Coca-Cola.

Autosuccess if all of this is done.
Critical Autosuccess if you can go above and beyond by telling Coca-Cola on how to market to dragons, half-dragons, werewolves, yuan-ti, and other races...

>>1036201
I thought it was the 60s.

Rolled 19 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1036204
Just have a dragon wrecking the city then stop and take a break to grab a coca-cola.

But only after throwing a bunch of worthless Pepsi cans out of the way.

>Coca-cola an ice cold drink for an ice cold Dragon.

>Clearly show our support
Just have some trucks drop off a decent amount of crates of coca cola at our palace or something Make sure it's obviously labelled.
>>1036201
Well it was mentioned so.
>>1036212
Yeah it was the thirties if my google fu is strong.

Rolled 10 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1036204
>Can't beat the feeling

>>1036212
Appearantly coca-cola used to have fresh cocoa leafs in it but in 1903 it changed to using spent/left over cocoa leaves which it does to this day.

19+11=30

Good Success!

You do a great ad, and the PR guys seem quite happy at how it turns out. They thank you, and make sure to portray you in a more positive light overseas... And give you a nice gift of 15$ Million.

You head back home, and arrive just in time for a strange letter to teleport in a flash of lightning beside your couch.
Holy shit.

You go to see two initials on it... From a G.G.

Huh.

Actions

>Open the letter?
>...Throw it away. It might be a bomb or something.
>Have a servant open it. You aren't risking your scales to open a letter that came out of no where.
>Write-In

>>1036293
>Have a servant open it. You aren't risking your scales to open a letter that came out of no where.

Who's G.G?

Also when we go to the magic university what should we learn?
We can ignore evocation because we still have the frostmancy book.
I was thinking enchantment or illusions

>>1036293
>Have a servant open it. You aren't risking your scales to open a letter that came out of no where.
This must be divine. From God almighty perhaps?

You decide to have a servant open the letter. Specifically your chief servant. He flinches as he opens it.

"Uh... Sir?"

"What does it say?"

"It's from a mage... Gary Gygax."

You are... Slightly disappointed. You were expecting it from a deity or something.

"Well, what does it say?"

"Well, he seems to be interested in selling more of his... D&D books overseas, and possibly a few more spell tomes that have "gotten dirty from years in the cellar."

"Really?"

"He's asking that you spread awareness about his creation and that he's "astounded" that someone has found his drivel interesting, who isn't a human. He's also erh... He's also quite curious about how you work sir."

"Really?"

"Well... He's asking about your biology, functions, diet... That sort of thing, sir."

"I see."

"Should I tell him anything?"

"Just the essentials... So, he wants me to spread around word of his D&D works?"

"I think so, sir."

"Any rewards?"

"Well, he's willing to send you a unique rune of sorts that he apparently found in another realm."

"I see."

"The uh... Letter ends there, sir."

Huh.

Actions

>Well... You aren't really getting anything but a rune. Just throw the letter away.
>You know... Why not? It could be interesting seeing what this unique rune could do. Besides, you'll find a way to popularize D&D.
>...Send a letter back?
>...Gary Gygax is a mage... Well, you know, mages do make good meals. And you reckon maybe D&D could be a bit better in your hands... Maybe a bit "nationalizing" and showing him how you work biologically could make him happy, if you catch your own drift.
>You'd be happy too. Why not?
>...Why don't you invite him over to Sweden? He seems to be a powerful mage.
>Write-In

>>1036359
>You know... Why not? It could be interesting seeing what this unique rune could do. Besides, you'll find a way to popularize D&D.
>...Why don't you invite him over to Sweden? He seems to be a powerful mage.
We could learn something from him.

>>1036359
>...Why don't you invite him over to Sweden? He seems to be a powerful mage.
Yup, I was right. It was a letter from the TRUE God almighty

You decide to do it, and invite him over. Your servant seems a bit confused, but fuck it...

Welp. Time to think on how to popularize D&D.
Though... You aren't really sure. Your identity as a giant tough dragon that can crush cities in but a moment might be a bit ruined if people hear you enjoy things like them. Or it might humanize you, and make you more popular to people and nerds. Probably not more physically active people or religious people. Or normal people.

Maybe you should get someone else?

>Do it yourself.
>Eh... Get one of your wives to popularize it somehow.
>...Maybe you can get one of your kids to do it? They have plenty of time on their hands.
>Send Claw.
>Write-In

Also, if anons want to think of ideas on how to popularize it, feel free to go ahead.

>>1036396
>Do it yourself.

You decide to do it yourself... Of course, you decide to film yet another ad.

Roll me a 1d20+4 for more advertising.

+3 if you can think about how the movie will go.
+1 if it can be in depth and have draconic or roman influences.
+2 if you can try to get a few of your kids or Elizabeth to help you on this. (+2 if you can give convincing arguments to your kids or wife.)

Rolled 4 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1036457
Let's get Revenaris and Renexizia to help.
We'll promise to spend some time with them (read start a session of D&D with them) if they help


Add would start with us coming home to both our kids engaging in their own hobbies. We pull out the D&D start a session and it cuts to their characters doing things as we narrate the scenery in like a good DM.

Or something like that.

Basically illustrate it's a good time to spend with family and friends.

Allowing samefagging if you can think lustful thoughts or make fun of Chrysuola. Or both, I guess.

Rolled 6 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1036507
Think about maybe trying another date with Vasura and get a better tumble in.

Also love how Ren gets better by talking shit.
He'd do well with shitposting

Rolled 15 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1036507
>Hey flames maybe we can have Chrysoula in the commercial as Generic Background cow B.

>>1036457
Show a group of normal (if racially (by which I mean throw a yuan-ti and such in) diverse) people in a generic game-room / front-room / sitting room.

Have it then fade from the DM giving description into the "actual" in game world, show a generic party going into a tomb.

Then show parts of crypts breaking open, purple smoke emerging before releasing a skeletons in (roman) armour which proceed to kneel before a necromancer. Have the party breach the door to then break into the room, end the ad just as it's blade meets their party's warrior's. Show the players having a pizza or something, possibly from our now nationalised fast food industry.

Get our kids (vampire child comes to mind, since he looks evil in his getup) to help by either being part of the party or being one of the necromancers.

Perhaps throughout the add have breaks to the actual party and show them discussing what to do, etc. Have the villain be decided by the DM rolling dice behind a screen to a chart, etc.

Rolled 9 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1036535
Forgot to roll.

15+12=27

Good Success!

You decide to get Julius, Renexizia, and Revenaris, along with a group of normal people to come on... You also can't help but make fun of Chrysoula some more, and Flames insults you back.

After a day or two of filming, you finally finish up after dealing with Julius's awkwardness on film and actual nervousness, and Renexizia's over-eager self and desire to be friendly. Revenaris overall acts the most normal.

The ad broadcasts and seems rather popular, but you do realize that it still needs some more popularity. You decide to do it later, as you have other things to do.

So of course, you decide to deal with your popularity.

>Try to do some more heroics?
>Try to broadcast some more ads?
>Try to portray yourself as a "normal guy" besides being a dragon... Like... Well, see if you can't just go around and talk to people and be humanlike.
>...Maybe you can pull a Brit move... You know how the British Royal Family is beloved in England. Maybe you can get Elizabeth to help you?
>...Try to see if you can't get a TV show about you.
>You remember that Maria and Joan did say that there weren't too many holidays... Maybe you should make some?
>...You have a fucking brilliant idea. Maybe you can have a full-blown movie about you.
>...Try to appeal a little more to carnivores. Try to make a bigger, better burger.
>What you really need is some new policies. Enact a few policies and get a few ideas for them.
>...Try to popularize D&D some more while your at it. Another ad could do some good.
>Write-In

>>1036601
>You remember that Maria and Joan did say that there weren't too many holidays... Maybe you should make some?
And if anons want
>What you really need is some new policies. Enact a few policies and get a few ideas for them.
Like homeless centers to help them get back on their feet.
Like construction work for us or something to get them jobs.

>>1036612
I support this guy, he has some decent ideas which I think we have discussed before.

>>1036612
This

You decide to make a few new holidays.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see how much popularity you get out of this.

+3 if you can come up with holiday ideas and why they should be celebrated.
+1 if you can remain lustful about making holidays.
+1 if you can continue to make fun of Chrysoula mentally or in the holidays. Flames will get extra-triggered if the holidays make fun of Chrysoula or otherwise relate to her.
+3 if you can make it dragony.
+2 if you can come up with a holiday for you and Elizabeth.
+1 and increased opinion from Elizabeth and your kids if you can come up with holidays for each one of your kids.

Rolled 9 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>1036639
First holiday can be the day the empire was founded. And can be dedicated to the successor in which case Charlemagne.

We can have one dedicated to nature and respecting it. Could win us some points with fauna and dedicate it to Maria as well.

Basically dedicate a holiday to something related to our children or something they like.

Maybe make their birthdays national holidays?

We can make a Peace day. Something about order. Dedicate it to Jupiter and hold a feast where we grill a cow (just for you flames)


Maybe burn an effigy on the holidays lit by fire dragons from the fire departments.

Oh and a day of marriage and love. Dedicate that to us and Liz. Oh and Venus as well.


And all these holidays means more time for lewd activities and dates.

Waiting for more rolls anons.

If no one's rolling I'll just allow samefagging.

If you want to, feel free to make fun of Chryosula for a free +1 for every joke or insult about her to Flames.

Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1036719
Sorry. Skyrim is a pretty addicting game. Especially with mods.

Rolled 15 + 22 (1d20 + 22)

>>1036719
>So flames did you hear the story where Chrysoula jumped over the moon? Actually wait she's too fat for that it couldn't have been her.

>Flames do you like fat chicks? If I find you an obese half Dragon will you stop being a furry?

>And why did you choose to date what could be for all intent and purposes cattle or otherwise food?

>So for the first application of Ultra dragonsteel I was thinking of a frame for her bed to support her massive weight

>So about her residence when do we move her into a barn like the cattle she is

>Better yet we could sell her to a farmer for a heft price.

>It's kind of funny that while calling a woman a cow would be an insult in most cases it'd be more of an apt observation in hers.

>>1036745
I know that feel all too well anon.

19+15=34

Amazing Success!

You think these holidays will be rather widely celebrated and enjoyed. A lot better than.. Apple tree holidays or whatever.

You also decide to move onto maybe changing some policies around.

You also majorly piss of Flames who begins to angrily rant why Chrysoula is the superior waifu or whatever. It's quite comedic as he attempts to make fun of Frankizka and Elizabeth's weight or whatever.
Attempts, of course.

You of course move onto policies...

Flames is too pissed off to be really much of a help though.

Actions

>Try to calm down Flames by insulting him enough that he just runs out of juice or just calm him down?
>Get Elizabeth. She can be helpful for coming up with policy ideas. She is a queen after all. Besides, you can probably put your lust to good use.
>Call your cabinet.
>...Try to brainstorm through Flame's insults.
>Write-In for policy ideas.

>>1036771
>Call your cabinet.
I'd also like to go back to the homeless people idea.
Not like we have an overabundance of labor.

>>1036771
>Call your cabinet.

It's like drugs man. One minute things look normal but then you start to see shit like a giant angel riding a giant rabbit, killing everything it sees like husky dogs.

What the fuck are you smoking anonh?

You decide to call your cabinet...

Roll me a 1d20+4 for ideas.

+2 if you can think of what people like.
+2 if you can defend your wives honor from Flames insults.
+2 if you can think of ways to get your cabinet to come up with ideas.
+1 if you can also throw suggestions out.

Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1036817
How many homeless people are there, why are they homeless and how to eliminate homeless people in humane and reasonable ways.

Rolled 19 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1036817
People like social services and other programs that help people.
Flames mentioned more social security things like like with retirement and shit.
Also programs to get the homeless jobs and affordable housing.

>Well frankizka is a civilized vampire that enjoys a good adventure, Liz is a dragon and the queen of Britain.

First cabinet member to come up with a good idea can get a raise.

19+11=30

Good Success.

Kryos seems to come up with an idea.

"Maybe we could give the homeless free housing in exchange for work?"

"Such as?"

"I mean, like as trash collectors, janitors... Really anything. No major fancy housing, but no run down slums. Maybe a small apartment, enough for a kid and a wife?"

Hm.

That's when you see Victor raise his hand.

"Well, we shouldn't give them anything. If we just give people housing and basic living conditions, we're condoning laziness and hurting the economy for helping people who can't help themselves, as cruel as it sounds."

"Well, I mean... This is for the people who want to get a job and advance in life."

"If we want them to advance in life, why don't we give them a run-down slum they want to get out of, or nothing at all?"

That's when Hans raises his hand.

"Why don't we give lower living costs and subsidized homes for factory workers, healthcare workers, soldiers, and the people truly important to society, and the homeless who want a better life can work for it."

Actions

>Side with Hans.
>Side with Kryos
>Side with Victor.
>...Can the treasurer check how much it would cost?
>Take one of your cabinet member's ideas and change it or combine it!
>Anyone else have any ideas?
>Come up with your own?
>I don't like either of the ideas. Let's come up with more ideas.
>Write-In

>>1036946
>...Can the treasurer check how much it would cost?

Also maybe combine Kryos and Hans ideas.

We kind of need people to do the jobs that no one wants. Construction, Trash collection, etc etc.

>>1036952
Oh and maybe not make the housing free for the homeless
Just low rent.
As a sort of discount for being a public servant.

So give them a grace period of free housing to get their affairs in order and such then charge them low rent. Not try to make a profit but not free ya know.

And if necessary we might need to see if we have social services to help them with addiction problems or whatever caused them to be on the street.

>>1036946
>...Can the treasurer check how much it would cost?

Well, I'm going to wait a few more minutes anons.

>>1036985
I'd rather you just count this
>...Can the treasurer check how much it would cost?

Check how much it'd drain us economically.

The treasury begins to look into how much it would cost...

Your weekly income is a great 15$ Million per week.

If you were to apply this only to Sweden, he assumes it will cost about 4$ Million per week.
If you were to apply this to Scandinavia, he assumes about 10$ Million.. If you were to apply this to Western Europe, it would be a massive 35$ Million per week. If you applied it to Eastern Europe... It would be 50$ Million per week.

That is a lot of money.

And if you were to apply it empire wide... About 85$ Million. He does say though that if you were to incorporate only Hans idea, the price would be easily cut to half, and that Kryos's idea on itself would be the other half... Meaning each one makes up about 50% of the costs.

You are going to need some money for this.

Your treasurer also states that most of your countries are "vassalized", such as France, Estonia-Lativa, Italy, Russia, and the Balkans, meaning that they tend to fund their own police service, fire service, etc... Meaning the reason the economy has been great was because they're technically vassals and pay for themselves, meaning you don't have to pay too much. If you were to annex them your treasury would have a lot more money... But there would be tremendous unrest or worse, and short term the economy would suffer, but long term it would be a lot better.

Nice to know.

Actions

>Go forth with the Hans-Kryos idea!
>Go forth with Hans Idea!
>Go forth with Victor's Idea!
>Go forth with Kryos's Idea!
>Wait for more ideas.
>...You need more money. Maybe look into this "annexation" idea.
>Write-in!

>>1037064
>Weekly
You mean monthly right?
>...You need more money. Maybe look into this "annexation" idea.

Something something bandage.

We should see about increasing our PR to help with annexation

>>1037064
>Go forth with the Hans-Kryos idea!

We should only apply this to Sweden because it's the core of our empire. It would be like Augustus turning Athens into a city of marble and leaving Rome a city of brick.

>>1037064
Oh yeah do we tax businesses?
And if we do how much?
And how are our imports and exports?

Oh, right. Sorry, I was thinking about civ turns. Each month is when your money comes in, but each week a little bit of it trickles in.

You look a little into the whole annexation thing..

There would be a goddamned shitstorm in the Balkans if you tried anything, mostly from their culture and traditions. Right now though, they're alright so long as you don't force them to do anything.
Russia will fucking go beserk and try to physically assault you for the Motherland if you tried to do anything they didn't like. The only reason they aren't revolting is because their country is left alone. But the profit would be huge... Especially with all those factories and farmland, you'd easily make up for it in money. Not to mention the untouched Siberian mines...
France hates you, as usual. And would probably go through another revolt if you tried to annex them... Mostly because of their culture and snobby attitude, but they have gotten better since you helped them in Vietnam.
Iceland doesn't know about any of your misdeeds thanks to the wonders of being isolated and barely with any electricity. Though your advisor says it would actually reduce your income, but you could make up for it in the long term.
Italy would also go batshit if you tried to annex them away from the Papacy, as they're already hating you.
Denmark would resist a little, but you assume you could easily prevail and annex them... But you do have a son living with the Royal Family there... Dan, was it?

Actions

>Try to annex a nation?
>Go forth with the Hans-Kryos idea.
>Go with Hans idea.
>Go with Kryos's idea.
>Go with Victor's idea.
>Write-In

>>1037145
>Go forth with the Hans-Kryos idea.
Only in Sweden. It could help our PR if we start doing social services.
>Try to annex a nation?
Denmark.
Oh and Iceland.

We could probably make the place profitable

>>1037145
>Go forth with the Hans-Kryos idea.
>Try to annex a nation?
Denmark and Iceland

Didn't we annex Italy or at least dismantle the papacy after we killed the pope and proclaim ourselves pope.

>>1037177
I don't think we dismantled the papacy.
We definitely dismantled the nobility.
I don't know if we ended the great schism either.

>>1037128
I would say a 25%, enough to encourage business and to get some more income.

Your imports are mostly internal coming from your vassalized countries... Which means the profits eventually come back to you partially. Though the big one that doesn't come back to you is Oil, Rubber, and Steel.

Your biggest exports are Coal, Agricultural Products (Meat mostly.), and generic goods. (Like toasters, ovens, etc.)

About 35% of all industry in Sweden is nationalized, and throughout the empire is a mere 5%.

You decide to go with the Hans Kryos idea only in Sweden, and to annex Denmark and Iceland...

How will the annexation go?

>You'll PERSONALLY head down there and demand control of the government.
>...Send in the army to demand for you.
>What? You'll ask peacefully and nicely, and if their rulers decline, you'll just find a way to convince them.
>Go down and ask nicely, if they refuse, oh well.
>...You have commandos... Order a sudden blitz on their capital buildings and palace and see about taking over as fast as possible to confuse any would-be defenders...
>See if you can't encourage a coup...
>Write-In

>>1037233
>Go down and ask nicely, if they refuse, oh well.
Speak softly and be a fucking Dragon.

>>1037233
>...Send in the army to demand for you.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Send in the army.
2=Go down and ask nicely.

You decide after this you'll go down and ask nicely...

Also... Do you want to wait for more ideas?

>Sure, why not?
>Your already spending quite a bit. But this should be good enough.
>Come up with a backup plan in case asking nicely fails? (Specify what to do!)
>Come up with your own idea!
>Write-in

>>1037267
>Your already spending quite a bit. But this should be good enough.
>Come up with a backup plan in case asking nicely fails? (Specify what to do!)
Intimidation would work.

You decide that's good enough, and decide to pay a visit to Denmark.

You fly off, and find Copenhagen easily, and land next to the palace. It seems to be rather well decorated with a nice garden, and with a rather nice brick layout and old-fashioned guards with rifles and bayonets... You even see a nice fountain. Which you land on, of course, and peek through the window to see that the Danish royal family is calmly having dinner, completely oblivious to the giant dragon outside, wondering what exactly is for dinner as well.
Oh... And you see your son, Dan, calmly eating dinner, and seems to be big, burly, and a bit of a barbarian. Judging from the fact he's not wearing a shirt admist his meal.
You can't help but sigh. He's a bit more of a barbarian than you are. At least you wear a shirt during family dinners. You also see your ex-concubine in the corner also eating and talking to her father. She has rather fine brown hair to boot.

Actions

>Knock on the window?
>Give a wink through the window towards your ex-concubine and the Princess of Denmark...
>Just wait until the meal is done. You aren't a barbarian who'll smash through the window just to get the point across.
>Smash the window and glare in.
>Loudly cough?
>...Stomach growl is best growl. Get the point across who'll be dinner if they don't submit.
>Write-In

>>1037300
>Loudly cough?
>Hey how about putting on a shirt son?

You loudly cough.

"Son? Would you put on a shirt? Please?"

The royal family looks up towards you, and sees you.

Your son seems a bit confused and looks around, and sees you looming in a window.

"Please? Honestly..."

You do see that he does indeed work out a bit, judging from his muscular figure, and seems quite confused to see you.

Overall, the royal family seems a bit scared at the fact you suddenly popped in during their dinner.

Actions

>Now that you have their attention, ask them that they kindly hand over Denmark to you.
>...Try to intimidate them into giving it to you.
>...Seriously though son, could you please put on a shirt?
>Ask them if they have any leftovers.
>Shapeshift? You are trying to be nice about this after all.
>...Your son seems a bit confused at seeing you... Does he not remember you?
>Write-In

>>1037370
>...Your son seems a bit confused at seeing you... Does he not remember you?
>Now that you have their attention, ask them that they kindly hand over Denmark to you.
Gib Denmark

>>1037370
>Now that you have their attention, ask them that they kindly hand over Denmark to you.

Your son seems a bit confused at seeing you...

"So, you remember me? You know, your dad? Giant dragon, took you to a movie theater once when you were a few weeks old?"

He vaguely remembers you a bit... And you sigh.

"I know the drill, I should of been there when you were younger, yadadada... I got that, alright? Now... Listen up mortals, why don't you just please hand Denmark over to me?"

Roll me a 1d20+2. Only one roll allowed anons.

+2 if you can tell them what will happen to them.
+2 if you can hit on your old concubine again.

Also, feel free to talk to your son.

Rolled 11 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1037471
>Well you see you have an impatient giant dragon here. And just you get the picture.
So ask her how she's been want to hang out some time watch a movie catch up and 'connect'.

Oh and ask our son what he's been up to and why he stopped wearing a shirt.

11+6=17

Failure.

"Hey, whatever your name was. Want to hang out some time, watch a movie, and "connect?"

You give her a wink, and her father stands up.

"Don't talk to my daughter like that, dragon... And I am not giving you my nation. The deal was that I gave you my daughter and allow you to satisfy your lust, and we'd become your vassal and you let us be!"

"Deals change. You know how it goes."

Quite notiably, your ex-concubine's father seems to be attempting his best to be brave, but does seem to be scared of you... Your son just seems a bit uncomfortable and confused.

Actions

>...How about you give your daughter to me, let me tumble her for a bit... And I ignore your feeble resistance. How about that?
>You are truly a weak father, you know.
>Take care of this petty nuisance. Eat him or something.
>...Intimidate him.
>...Ignore him and talk to your son.
>...Hit on his daughter some more. Princesses are always in style.
>...You have an idea. Grab his daughter. You know, a friendly kidnapping... And tell him to give his nation to you or else.
>...Fair enough, you suppose. Just leave.
>...Try to explain why the deal has changed...
>Write-In

>>1037507
>...Try to explain why the deal has changed...

>>1037507
>...Try to explain why the deal has changed...

"Well, you see... The deal changed."

"To what?"

Actions

>Well, I just desire full access to your economy and control over everything you once had... That's all, really.
>Well, I'd like to see your daughter more often, to be fair.
>Well, let's see... First, I want my son back with me.
>...Well, you see... Your family's status as monarchs is sadly at an end... I recommend you move far, far away.
>Well... Now you don't have to do work anymore!
>Write-In

>>1037531
>Just want annex Denmark and gain full control over it's economy and such things like that.
So what's it like for our vassals.
What benefits do they get for being our vassals?

>>1037546
Well, they just don't get invaded and can trade freely in your empire. So it's not so much as a economic advantage as a "get not invaded" advantage.

>>1037531
>To me assuming direct and total control over everythig

>>1037552
What's the state of our hospitals, roads, etc compared to our vassals.
Basically our standard of living compared to theirs.

>>1037558
I'd say generally a little superior, with France and Italy tying and with Russia and Iceland having the worst.

"Well, I'm just assuming direct and total control over everything... That's all."

He knows he can't really do much, but seems a bit stubborn.

"I am not giving up my family's country to you, dragon. Is not being your servant enough?"

Actions

>...Well, in this case, yes.
>It's not like your people are going to be enslaved or anything. Why is this such a big deal to you anyways?
>Come on. You'll enjoy less work and more time with your family...
>Hurry this up. Your impatient, just skip to the intimidation already.
>...Well, then, I'll just send in the army. They'll be a lot less pleasant then I am.
>...Come on, even you know it's a lost cause to oppose me. Just give up already.
>Fair enough, he doesn't want you to take over his country, just head home.
>Write-In

>>1037583
>It's not like your people are going to be enslaved or anything. Why is this such a big deal to you anyways?
>Come on. You'll enjoy less work and more time with your family...
Honestly at some point he might as well be a satellite.

Oh and we should improve the standard of living.

>>1037583
>It's not like your people are going to be enslaved or anything. Why is this such a big deal to you anyways?

"It's not like your people are going to be enslaved or anything. why is this such a big deal to you anyways?"

"This is my father's father's land, and my heir's land, dragon. I am not giving up my ancestoral lands."

"Well, to be fair, you've already have."

"I will not dishonor my forefathers even more then I already have."

"Huh. Well, come on. You'll enjoy less work and more time with your family."

Roll me a 1d20 if you can convince him.
+2 if you can piss him off by hitting on his daughter.
+3 if you can tell him why his forefathers won't give a shit or would be happy that he's giving his land to you.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1037641

Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1037641
>So about connecting again should we do that before or after catching up?

>Firstly your forefathers won't care or at least accept this. Especially considering how you might as well be mines already. Like I'm a giant dragon capable of razing this place to the ground and I got here without any resistance. None of you want to fight me. Your forefathers would be the same.

18+5=23

Good Success!

"So anyways, about connecting again. Should we do that before or after catching up?"

Her father seems to be raising his voice.

"Stop hitting on my damned daughter!"

"Well, just agree damn it. Firstly, your forefathers won't care, since your already mine already. I'm a giant fucking dragon capable of razing this place to the ground and I got here with ZERO resistance. None of you actually want to fight me, and let me just say, your forefathers would be the same."

"Because we know it would be foolish."

"Then why do you resist?"

Roll me a 1d20+4 to convince him to give up.

+2 if you can point out how irrelevant Denmark was before.
+2 if you can continue to flirt and be a little lewd with his daughter. Mostly just to piss him off.
+2 if you can try to see it from his point of view.

Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1037682
Let's just do this before anyone gets hurt or even worse, dies. Surely your forefathers would want to avoid such a thing,

Rolled 10 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1037682
>Wait did Denmark do anything important before? I can't remember anything. And I have an amazing memory.
Then tell his daughter
>Just like I remember my wonderful time with you.
And wink.


And of course he's resisting. It's his family legacy and shit. It hurts his pride.

Allowing samefagging to continue hitting on his daughter.

Rolled 10 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1037700
>Just saying I think I've improved myself so we could 'talk' for so long.

10+10=20

Failure!

"Wait, can you remind me? Did Denmark do anything important before? I can't remember anything, and let me just say, I have an amazing memory..."

You look towards his daughter.

"Just like how I remember my wonderful time with you. Just saying, I think I've improved myself so we could talk for so long."

She seems a little flattered, and her dad gets pissed off.

"Get the fuck out of my palace, dragon. I may be a nation with little renown or power, but I will not have my daughter hit on, my country insulted, or have my country stolen before my eyes! I will especially not have a dragon assume he knows my ancestors better than me!"

Yeah, he's pissed.

"Really? And what's going to force me to leave."

"Nothing, damn it."

Actions

>Intimidate him.
>...Just sigh, and leave. He'll give up. Eventually.
>...Take care of him. Permanently.
>Fuck it, just send in the army.
>You should really watch you voice. One could almost think your threatening me.
>Write-In

>>1037740
>You should really watch you voice. One could almost think your threatening me.
>Intimidate him.

>>1037740
>Intimidate him.

"You should really watch your voice. One could almost think your threatening me."

You glare at him...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to intimidate him.
+3 if you can think of ways to intimidate him.

Rolled 6 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1037757
Could we do decoy and have us both launch some daemonic laughter?
They don't know that it isn't a solid copy right?

Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1037757

>>1037762
I'd assume they wouldn't know.

18+7=25

Good Success!

You create TWO copies of yourself with decoy... And laugh demonically at the same time.
This does scare the king and his family, and even Hans.

"So, caring to negotiate?" The two of you loom overhead, with a sort of sadistic smile.

He does indeed seem scared... But Dan seems able to shake it up and gets up.

"That's enough, father."

He goes up to the king and sits him back down.

"Dan..."

He looks up at you.

"I think you should go, if your intending on scaring my grandfather."

Great, this is getting even more complicated.

Actions

>Dan, this is between me and him, alright?
>...Goddamn it, your getting really tired of this shit. Just intimidate him and Dan.
>...Just sigh and leave.
>...Dan, please. This is a matter of national economic interests.
>...Listen, I know what you kids want. You want me to spend some time with you, that sort of thing. I'll do it after this, if you just let me get this sorted out.
>...Dan, get the fuck out of the way, I don't have time for this shit.
>...Grab Dan, and move him out of the way. You don't have time for talking.
>Write-In

>>1037786
>Dan, this is between me and him, alright?
>...Dan, please. This is a matter of national economic interests.

I think he'd rather we take it by force.

>>1037786
>...Dan, please. This is a matter of national economic interests.
I think if we cause a scene here then we'll have had a fight with all of our male children.

"Dan, please. This is between me and him, and this is a matter of economic interests."

He simply doesn't seem to care about what you want, or what your nation desires.

"Dan. I'm talking to you."

"I know."

"Well, it doesn't seem like you heard me. I need to talk to him abou-"

"Handing over my grandfather's land to you? I already know, and that's a no."

"Dan, come on."

"We both know the answer and it's no. And I'm not letting you talk to my grandfather and scare him into having a heart attack or trick him into giving you our land."

Actions

>Our land? Dan, your the prince of Sweden. It would be YOUR land.
>Dan, how would you like to be appointed the Governor of Denmark? All you have to do is not get involved.
>Would you rather I take it by force then?
>Don't tell me you prefer these humans over your actual family.
>Come on. I'm just scaring the mortal a little, not planning to eat him or anything like that. He'll be fine, alright?
>Move Dan to the side and hold him there.
>...Dan, I know you probably barely remember me, but you should have more loyalty to me than your grandfather.
>Fine, I'll leave then.
>Write-In

>>1037821
>Would you rather I take it by force then? Because it sounds like you want me to take it by force. And do it personally. Sounds like a good idea.

"Well then, would you rather I take it by force then? Because it sounds like you want me to take it by force. And do it personally, sounds like a good idea actually."

He seems to be getting pissed.

"You come in here, threatening my grandfather and attempting a shallow attempt to talk to my mom? Then you threaten my inheritance and homeland?!"

"Then let me talk to your grandfather."

"Fuck off. He isn't talking to you."

Your ex-concubine begins to stand up.

"I think everyone should really calm down..."

What do anons?

>...Calm down a bit. You'll attempt to talk this out.
>...Intimidate Dan instead.
>...Get the message across that you don't exactly give a shit if your son protests or not, and kill him.
>Try to reason with Dan?
>...Force Dan aside and FORCE his grandfather to give you the crown.
>...You aren't targeting any of your family or extremely extended family. Go to pillage Copenhagen until his father is ready to talk.
>...Just leave.
>Write-In

>>1037850
>Kill Dan
That sounds edgy AF.

>...Calm down a bit. You'll attempt to talk this out.
So OP what would be the best way to wage war on Denmark without pissing off all our other vassals?

>>1037865
Not waging war?

Annexation is meant to be a lot of money but with plenty of problems you know.

You calm down a bit, and attempt to talk this out.

Roll me a 1d20-2 if you can convince him to get out of this.
+2 if you can care about him.
+3 if you can be self-aware about how you never visit, etc, etc...
+2 if you can give him good reasons to step aside.

Rolled 4 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1037873
>I do care about you and I'd rather not resort to warfare. Honestly your presence is the only reason that nothing has happened yet. I know I never visit but I'm extremely busy and it takes alot to spend time with my kids that live at the palace. But seriously you should step aside I may be a bit more lenient.

Meh we can annex things later.
Except maybe Iceland. They seem easy.

We should leave soon.
We still haven't visited the magic university and such.

>>1037880
Iceland is a walk in the park to be fairly honest.

Allowing samefagging if you can continue to be self-aware and care about him.

Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1037883
>Seriously I could have already razed this place to the ground. And there'd have been nothing to stop me. But I may not be the best father but I try not to fight my kids too often if at all.

I wonder if we can find some decent resources there.

Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1037883
>Really I can eat missiles it's not like Denmark would pose much of a threat. But I'm kind of soft for family. Even if I'm hard-pressed to oay attention to them.
I'm fine with leaving for now.
Get more pressing things done.

>>1037884
14+5=19

Borderline Failure.

"I do care about you and I'd rather not resort to warfare. Honestly your presence is the only reason that nothing has happened yet. I know I never visit but I'm extremely busy and it takes alot to spend time with my kids that live at the palace. But seriously you should step aside, alright? I'll be more lenient. But seriously I could have already razed this place to the ground. And there'd have been nothing to stop me. But I may not be the best father but I try not to fight my kids too often if at all, alright? Really though, I can eat missiles, and it's not like Denmark would pose much of a threat. But I am soft for family, even if I'm hard-pressed to pay attention to them, alright?"

He seems a little less pissed off.

"I don't want an apology, actions speak louder then words. I know you'll try to get my land one way or the other."

"Dan..."

He seems a bit irritated.

"I'm not letting you destroy everything I've worked for the past three years I've lived here. I had to earn my family's trust, respect, and I am expected in exchange for being the heir of Denmark, and my loyalty to it. I am not letting my inheritance go, my family's trust in me which I have worked long and hard to get, let alone my people's trust."

"So..."

"I'm not letting you see my grandfather, you sent the man nearly into a heart attack."

Oh.

"Well... I'm sorry, I suppose... I'll just be going."

You decide to fly off, you aren't exactly getting anywhere, and you can plan on taking power later.

You begin to fly back home, and eventually land. You order some soldiers in Iceland to take power, which should be easy enough.

You decide however to go to the university next...

You eventually arrive, formed as a human student...

What should you do anons?

>Maybe you should go to a class to study magic.
>You should see how Basil is doing. He's still attending college, right?
>...You should say hi to your college friends. You know, Bastion and Karolina. (I fucking forget her name again, kill me.)
>Eh. Head back home, college just doesn't feel right...
>Try to find Jasmine?
>Write-In

Mind if I ask how people feel about Dan? Just curious since he hasn't been mentioned for a very long time.

>>1037914
>Maybe you should go to a class to study magic.

Her name was Kamilia OP

>>1037914
Shit I forgot.

I don't hate Dan and understand where he's coming from but well.
If he could make Denmark stronk I'm sure he'd of done it.

Honestly we should have kept him with us.
Letting our children lead foreign nations just causes us problems.

I know, I know. I'm retarded. I keep thinking her name is Karolina and I browsed the last thread to see if I mentioned her at all.

You decide to head to a magic class...

Which one?

>Illusion?
>Evocation? (Bastion is in this class!)
>Necromancy.
>Summoning (Kamilia is in this class!)
>Draconic Studies.
>Frostomancy.
>Pryomancy.
>Geomancy.
>Write-In

>>1037925
What? Problems... Come on. What problems?

Anyways, if you want you can just think on how to get your son Dan to give up the country to you or otherwise get Dan to like you a lot more.

>>1037930
Does enchantment have anything to do with buffs?
If not
>Geomancy

Oh and do any of our frostmancy spells scale?
And list them please I forgot them.

>>1037934
Frostomancy spells do scale and are more effective than usual thanks to your ice dragon nature.

It's currently Frost Javelin and Frost Shard.

And yes, Enchantment does have buffs. I just didn't list them because I'm autistic and forgot.
Also because it's 10 in the fucking afternoon and I need sleep.

You attend class... Though Solaire does seem to be dwelling a bit on why people like you at all, that sort of thing, and seems to be thinking through the lens of other people.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to LEARN ENCHANTMENT.

+2 if you can make fun of Flame's wife.
+2 if you can think why people like or dislike you.
+2 if you can think why Elizabeth loves you enough that she's willing to be with other wives for you.
+2 if you can think why your children still deal with you.
+2 if you can think about how much of a degenerate Flames is.

If everything is done, a free +1 Wisdom attribute point is granted.

Rolled 1 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>1037944
>Flames your wife is weighing in my mind and in reality. I estimate it to be approximately a half a ton minimum. I recommend exercise for here. And better taste for you.

I'd say most people dislike us because we tend to fuck them over. The people that know us personally probably like us because we haven't screwed them over and can actually be a pretty okay guy.

I'd say Liz lives us like that because we just appeal to her sense or desire for things out of the ordinary. And by that I mean we're a kind of okay dragon emperor that is good in bed.

Our children are well. Our children and they seem to understand somewhat that we're busy. And when we spend time with them they actually seem to enjoy themselves.

And flames is a furfag that's into heavy chicks that smell horribly. He needs help. Badly.

the last part may or may not be serious

Oh god.

You start thinking why people like you... And... Come up empty. Do people only like you because they're afraid of what would happen? Do people like you at all? Do your kids even like you? You find plenty of reasons why people don't like you...

Do anons want to use tomorrow's barbaric?

>Yes!
>No!

By the way, this might just lead to Renexizious trying to become a better person if you decide not to. Or at least a little more humble and caring.

>>1037961
While this affect our learning of enchantments?

>>1037961
>Yes!
I'm just gonna pick this because I think we can become a somewhat better person without an existential crisis.

Becoming a better person because people don't like you is a shitty reason after all.

Roll me a 1d20 anon.

+3 if you can insult Chrysoula some more.
+2 if you can continue to think why Flames prefers heavy chicks that are furries and smell terrible. And make fun of him for it.
+2 if you can think why you like yourself the way you are, and how you can improve on it.
+2 if you can think lustful thoughts as per usual.

Rolled 2 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1037974
Didn't even get the +1 Wis
Smh

>So I was thinking round up some slaves and put them in hazmat suits and maybe...Just maybe... We could get the library clean in a week.

Flames prefers them because it makes him feel better about his sad beta self. And he aims low because he fears rejection.

Well we like how we are being humble just isn't something we can pull off so we can keep our pride. We're cruel sometimes but we'll. Efficiency is needed but we can try to treat some groups of people better.


>Think of what it'd be like to tumble a Yuan-Ti and compare the merits of two armed Yuan-Ti women vs four.

Allowing samefagging if you can make fun of Chrysoula further and think further lustful thoughts. And why Flames is such a beta.

Rolled 12 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1037985
>What would a Yuan-Ti orgy be like.

>Your waifu is trash flames. She's a cow that can't even make milk. Why have her?
Flames is a beta because there can only be one alpha.
Us.

Rolled 16 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1037985
Now contemplate lesbianism and what it'd look like in each race.
Excluding the furry ones.

>If furniture could talk they'd say. "Get this far cow off if me."

>>1037991
>Far
Fat

16+9=25

Good Success!

You know, I was planning about rounding up some slaves, putting them in hazmat suits, and maybe, just maybe we could get the library clean in a week... But come on. Your waifu is trash Flames. She's a cow that can't even make milk, why have her? And for god's sake, if furniture could talk they'd say "Get this fat cow off of me!"

She's not fat you fucktard, if anything Elizabeth's a fat fuck.

Fuck off.[/re]d

You fuck off.

You must admit, making fun of Flames does make you feel a whole lot better, enough to pay attention to the lesson again.

Roll me a 1d20+6 to pay attention and learn.

+2 if you can insult Chrysoula more about her weight and show minor concern.
+1 if you can pity her for not being able to eat glorious meat.
+2 if you can think about what a good yuan-ti waifu would be, or at least which yuan-ti you'd tumble that you know.
+2 if you can defend Elizabeth and why she isn't fat.

Rolled 15 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1037997
>Flames Chrysoula has a weight problem. Liz can shapeshift and she has average size considering things but Chrysoula is perpetually heavy. Our furniture can't take it. And she's not even fat from eating something worthwhile like meat. Just green shit.

A good Yuan-Ti waifu
>Blonde hair
>Blue eyes
>Clean healthy scales
4 arms


Please Dice Gods let us learn to fuck with rocks.

>>1038003
Forgot to mention
>Willing to do kinky shit
>Fine with polygamy

"Flames, Chrysoula has a weight problem. Liz can shapeshift and has average size, but Chrysoula is perpetually heavy, and our furniture can't take it. She's not even fat from eating something worthwhile like meat, just green shit.

At least I don't let the people who spy on my wife get away with it.

Fuck off.

And at least I'm not thinking about fucking snakes right now.

Right. All your thoughts can be heard by others. Forgot there for a second.

You pay attention and the teacher seems to be teaching you about how to freeze people solid or something...

You have learned how to get your Ice Javelin to freeze people solid and make them unable to move, but remain alive!

Roll me a 1d20+4 to learn more.
+2 if you can list reasons why Elizabeth is superior to Chrysoula.
+1 if you can foreshadow the inevitable amount of anons voting to increase Elizabeth's breast size, and why Flames should be jealous.
+2 if you can think about how to get Elizabeth to accept said breasts. Eventually.
+2 if you can defend thinking about yuan-ti.
+2 if you can make fun of his want to make Chrysoula a bit bigger, or assure him it'll be soonish.

Rolled 18 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1038016
I thought we were learning enchantment.

>Liz is a dragon, the queen of Britain, A good cook, the mother of my kids, doesn't have fur. And besides knows. Her boobs might get even bigger and better than Chrysoula. As if the force that governs reality ordained it.

Gotta teach Liz about self confidence and shit.
>Firstly I might increase Chrysoula's bust soon. Wait. And secondly Yuan-Ti women are pretty good and I'm almost certain the sex would be too. Plus they're fur free.

>>1038022
Holy fuck, I really, really need sleep. Do not stay up more then 24 hours and be drinking, otherwise you'll think stupid fucking thoughts or be retarded like me and write shit wrong.

Consider that a free upgrade, I guess.

You slowly realize that the teacher is simply just teaching you a basic frost rune. Huh.

Flames sincerely thanks you for offering to increase Chrysoula's bust size, and does agree with you on making Elizabeth a bit more self-confident about her bust.

You have learned how to cast a Enviromental Rune, which makes certain objects hotter and colder.... Ranging from ice-cold to lava-hot. Which will actually help out a lot in science, you think.

You also seem to be finishing up class as your teacher teaches you about one final rune.

Roll me a 1d20+6 anons.

+3 if you can think on how to get Elizabeth to enjoy and be alright with a nice bust.
+2 if you can think about excuses you could tell her.
+2 if you can agree on either increasing Chrysoula's size or just her bust size. Or both. Flames seems to like the idea on both.
+2 if you can self-rationalize why Elizabeth should have larger breasts and why they'd be useful.

Rolled 11 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1038031

Rolled 6 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>1038031
Only Chrysoula's bust size. Her actual height and weight are already getting to ridiculous.

She'd be alright with her bust if people stopped sending her love letters. And maybe if we could actually maintain focus around them.
A good excuse is that we wouldn't be able to shrink her bust with mutagens anyways so surgery would be the only option
And she should keep them.
Large breasts make effective cushions.

Allowing samefagging if you can continue to self-rationalize and think about how Elizabeth would be alright with having a large bust.

By the way, currently it's a minor success, meaning you partially learn the rune.

Rolled 18 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>1038384
Try to convince Liz that they aren't her defining feature and that she is now more able to control her potential enemies.

We could probably blame it on her body reacting to her recent pregnancy. She did just have five children at once, maybe it is related?

We will increase Chrysoula's size if, and only if, she wants us to and we can do so without making her weigh more. Otherwise we will just offer her bigger tits, possibly with the hygiene enhancer.

They are nice for personal reasons, make her seem more maternal and for diplomatic meetings with people.

18+15=33

Great Success!

You learn how to cast Bull Strength, which gives you a +4 to Strength for eight rounds. You can also cast it on other people as well.

Of course, with that class ends... You leave and get your things, and eventually you run across... Bastion, who smiles and waves at seeing you, and gives you a hug.

"Bastion?"

"Renexizious! I got the money. I just wanted to thank you for paying my debt off!"

He seems very grateful.

"Well, it's no problem really. How's everything going?"

He stops hugging you, which felt a little awkward to be honest.

"Much better. I can actually study rather then work... How has your life been?"

"Great, but it has been a bit stressful."

"Yeah... Well, I'm headed to Illusion. I'll see you later."

He gives you a high five, and he walks along, while you decide what class you'll go to...

Actions

>Head to Illusion with Bastion?
>Head to Evocation?
>Head to Pyromancy?
>Head to Frostomancy?
>Eh, that's all you wanted to learn. Head back home.
>Head to summoning? (Kamilia is here!)
>Head to Draconic Studies?
>Head to Geomancy?
>Write-In

>>1038431
>Head to Geomancy?

You head to Geomancy.. You see that the desk of the classroom seems to be very dirty, with dirty dishes, strewn notes, and coffee mugs... You also see the professor's name which seems to be Dr. Patykaricaris, and you go to take a seat... You see a minotaur enter, with smart-looking glasses and drinking from a small coffee mug. He comes in, sits in a chair, and waits for people to come in...
After a bit of waiting quite a few students come in, and the minotaur begins to teach the lesson, starting at the basics and principals of Geomancy... He does have a rather thick accent, making it hard to understand. Not to mention most of the students seem to not paying attention or sleeping.

Roll me a 1d20+6 to learn.
+3 if you can continue to make fun of Chrysoula and Flames, and Flames wanting Chrysoulsa to be bigger with bigger breasts.
+2 if you can think about Elizabeth a little more.
+1 if you want to think on why a bigger Chrysoula would be a good thing.

If anons want to, you can try to get the students more engaged or do nothing.

Rolled 6 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1038477
>Thinks about Sicilian trip with Liz and a family which will never happen and if it does it will get derailed by harpies or some shit

>>1038477
"Do you want her to be even stronger and bigger because it's your degenerate want to be dominated?"

Liz is a great wife, we should get her a cake. Women like cake.

Her being bigger would be kinda useful... mostly for figuring out size stuff a little more...


Try to get the students to engage more, point out magic keeps getting stronger and it will only get more important as time goes on to be able to use it.

Allowing samefagging if you can continue to make fun of Chrysoula.

Rolled 11 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1038509
I forgot to roll

11+12=23

Minor Success!

You have some problems listening during class, but you are beginning to learn the basics, which are surprisingly difficult to learn.

You also can't help but try to get the other students to engage more, and the teacher seems to appreciate this, but it does very little to actually get the students to care.

After a bit of learning, you finally learn your first spell...

Boulder Throw.

You can summon a large rock, and fling it at the enemy. It can scale to the size of your fist in any one of your forms if you upgrade it or get to learn it a bit more.

You have gained one skill point in Geomancy.

Roll me a 1d20+6 to see if you can continue to learn in Geomancy. If it's a good success, the boulder throw will be upgraded to it's normal state of being able to scale.

+1 for every insult you can think about regarding Chrysoula.
+1 if you can also continue to make fun of Flames for wanting a bigger wife.
+1 if you can make Flames jealous of not having a wife who's breasts expand naturally.

Rolled 18 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1038553

Rolled 1 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1038553
>You have a pleb wife who's boobs don't grow naturally. Sad ain't it. And you want to make her bigger? So you really do like big some .
>She's too fat to fit in a normal cow pen. We're going to have to increase it.

>You know if we want large quantities of meat Chrysoula is an option.
> But then again it does have to be high quality so maybe nevermind

>>1038567
Why though

>>1038572
Ask Dice Gods
Oh and I just remembered
I'm miffed because if we go almost an entire day without using barbaric and we critfail it uses tomorrow's barbaric.
I think that's stupid

>>1038577
So what. Save up barbaric rolls that we don't use for later days?

>>1038580
If it's nearing the end of the day and we haven't used a barbaric I want to use that days barbaric.
Not tomorrow's.

I'm fine with 1 barbaric a day.
As long as it's consistent like that.

>>1038590
Anon, we might be in different timezones. Usually when I ask if anons want to use tomorrow's barbaric it's usual an hour or two until the next day.

Critical Failure!

You insult Flames enough where he begins to get pissed off at you, and yells at you. You just can't pay attention, and fail to pay attention in the slightest. You eventually leave class and head to lunch, arguing in your head. Your dad seems a little annoyed by this and yells for the two of you to shut up, and to get a grip. This stops the arguing from escalating, as Flames was angry enough to set fire to something, as per usual.

Fair enough, you suppose.

What do you want to do anons?

>You are... Stressed out. Just head home or something. Maybe one of your wives can lower your stress or something.
>Maybe you can try to find one of your friends?
>Find Jasmine. She can help you get to know the Draconia Firma, and besides, you need a beautiful lady in front of you...
>Maybe you can convince the minotaur professor to personally teach you?
>Write-In

>>1038613
>Maybe you can convince the minotaur professor to personally teach you?
He seems like an okay guy.
Maybe we can hire him personally.
That way we don't have to come here to learn.

>>1038613
>Maybe you can try to find one of your friends?

You decide to see if you can't convince the minotaur professor to teach you personally. Then find one of your friends.

When you knock on his door, he seems pleased to see you.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see how open he is to the idea.
+3 if you can give him convincing arguments.

Rolled 16 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1038624
>C'mon you're a teacher right? It's your job to help me reach my best. And I'm actually interested in improving in geomancy. I'm an aspiring mage and doing somewhat well.

16+8=24

Good Success!

"Hey... I was wondering if you could help me with Geomancy. I couldn't really focus. I mean, you are a teacher, right? It's your job to help me reach my best, and I'm actually interested in improving in geomancy. I am an aspiring mage and doing somewhat well."

He considers this.

"Well... I'll make an exception for you. Usually I don't teach during lunch. Just let me eat my lunch first, please."

"Of course."

After he eats his salad, he begins to teach you Geomancy...

Roll me a 1d20+8 to learn one on one!
+2 if you can change it up a little by making fun of Solaire, or just tell him why Celvita is good or bad.
+1 if you want to make it sound like your about to compliment Chrysoula but it turns out to be a hidden insult instead.

Rolled 13 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1038641

Rolled 14 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1038641
>Celveta isn't that bad. Good for a kobold that's for sure.

>You know flames I have to admit. Chrysoula is good at keeping places safe. She's more effective at keeping people out of the library than any guard I've ever had. Maybe that stink could be weaponized.

14+11=25

Good Success!

Flames of course gets triggered, your dad gets annoyed, and Solaire likes your compliment.

Just business as usual.

The professor teaches you quite a bit, and eventually you learn how to properly cast Boulder Throw.

"Well, that's taken care of. It's quite basic really..."

"It is... You went a little in depth during class."

"Of course I did, I'm a professor... Now, do you need anything else?"

Actions

>No, I'm good. I have friends to talk to, that sort of thing.
>Why don't you teach me about the next thing we're going to learn in Geomancy? I might not be around for the class next time.
>...How would you like to work for me?
>...You know you could just simplify this, right?
>Write-In

>>1038703
>Why don't you teach me about the next thing we're going to learn in Geomancy? I might not be around for the class next time.

Oh yeah can Ren make magic items?
Not like a fire sword I mean like his eye.
Jewelry, clothing, etc that can confer protection or stat boosts.

>>1038725
Well, that's what enchantment is. Making magic items, and buffing yourself.

You ask him if he can continue to teach you, and he agrees.

Roll me a 1d20+6 to learn more.
+3 if you can think lustful thoughts as per the usual.
+3 if you can make fun of Chrysoula and why Elizabeth and Frankizka are superior.

Rolled 3 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1038734
Nostolgia trip on that orgy we had in the D&D dimension

>Flames you can insult them all you want but my civilized vampire and dragon queen are superior to your cow.

Oh and can we make items that change size with us? So we can keep the functioning magic item even in dragon form?

>>1038742
That would be quite hard, but in theory, sure.

Allowing samefagging for more lustful thoughts.

Rolled 11 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1038745
There was the first few times we tumbled Vasura.

So how far along are we into the necromancy tree?

Rolled 5 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1038745
>There time we tumbled Liz and lorriana.

>>1038750
I would say 1/4th through it.

11+12=23

Failure!

You fail to really learn anything, but you learn that he's trying to teach you Stonefist, which apparently turns your fist to stone, and is extremely good at punching things it seems.

However, you fail to pick this up, and after a lengthy lesson, you learn that class is beginning again for the final time today...

"So, you caught all that?"

Actions

>Why don't you go over it again? (Try again, but no other classes you can go to!)
>...I should get going home, sorry.
>Why don't we meet another time? For a one on one lesson?
>Sorry, but I need to get to another class.
>Write-in

>>1038767
>Why don't we meet another time? For a one on one lesson?
>Sorry, but I need to get to another class.

Adding a mention here for myself to work on ceramic body armor for the soldiers we do keep.

"We should meet another time, but I really should get to another class, alright?"

"Sure."

You leave the room and wave goodbye...

What class to go to anons?

>Illusion!
>Evocation!
>Pyromancy!
>Frostomancy!
>Draconic Studies
>Summoning
>Head home.
>Geomancy again?
>Necromancy?
>...Huh. There seems to be an Alchemy class.
>Write-in

>>1038787
>...Huh. There seems to be an Alchemy class.

You decide to go to the alchemy class.

Roll me a 1d20+2 to see if you learn anything new (-4 due to being a master at alchemy!)

Rolled 10 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1038796
>tfw you're so good it's hard to git gud.
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