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Lisa sits down on your rock and shows her back to yours.
Your only guess as to why she did this is that she couldn't keep herself from frowning at the hollow in front of her any longer.
Well at least she was decent enough to try.

''So...
You look like shit. What happened there?''

''What do you mean?"

"The headache, the fact that you and the monster zoned out at the same time.
What aren't you telling us?"

"Nothing...
Well, nothing that'd concern you."

"I'll be the judge of that."

With a sigh of exasperation you begin speaking.
"Well... I might have forced myself into the boys "Inner world" or whatever you shinigami call that place."

"Bullshit!"
Her reaction is immediate but she quickly silences herself.
"I mean... That should be impossible."

You draw Basilisco and swipe it to the side to show it to Lisa.
"I've done this once before so it's very much possible.
I'm capable of altering things at a fundamental level, especially if I focus my reiryoku on it.
So when I begin concentrating on a zanpakuto they begin to change. And since your weapons are living beings, for some reason, they try and stop me the only way they can."

"By forcibly pulling you in..."
She mutters to herself.

You nod and then sheathe your sword.
''A scientist I know speculates that it might be an involuntary, unconscious act.
Like how animals fight infection the only way they can, by raising their temperature and hoping the foreign entities die first.''

Lisa pauses for a few moments.
The silence makes it almost possible for you to hear the cogs turn in her head.
"A hollow that can alter a shinigamis sword...
I don't like the sound of that..."

"If it makes you feel better I only ever did this once before and I'm not too keen on making this a habit."

"It's not that... It just sounds too freakin' familiar to me..."

You perch up a bit.
"You mean how you got your masks?"

"How did you-"

"That one time I did this... The guy ended up with a mask, just like you folks."

Lisa stands up and quickly draws her blade to your neck.
"Explain!"

You shrug.
"It's just a coincidence.
I wasn't aware you people even existed."
Then after that you put up your hands and stand up slowly.
To your surprise Lisa doesn't try to cut you down immediately.
"Now I have a question.
How did you become these... visoreds?"

Her expression doesn't change.
"It's nothing that concerns you."

"You'd be surprised.
Mind if I make a guess? Aizen?"

This time she visibly gets shaken.
"So... You know Him?
This just confirms my suspicion then!"

You raise an eyebrow at her.
"Are you even aware of the fact that he's dead?"

Her sword shakes a bit.
"W-what?"

"It's true.
And if you liked that I've got something even better."

>I killed him
>I probably hate him more than you do
>I can probably revert what he did to you
>Other? (write-in)

>>1018439
>>I killed him

>>1018439
>>I killed him

>>1018439
>I killed him
>I probably hate him more than you do

>>1018439
>>I killed him

>Well kinda, by the time me and my friend, who probably hates him more that you all do by the way, were done he was a nauseating sack of meat that was crying for death and had no mouth to scream his agony to the world.

>Fun fact, did you know weaponized healing is basically super cancer? Cause he didn't. Learned that really fucking quick though by the time I got done with him.

>>1018439
>>1018450
Supporting this.

>>1018439
>>I probably hate him more than you do

>>1018439
>>I killed him

>writing

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"I am the one who killed him.
Well, technically...
By the time me and my friend, who probably hates him more that you all do by the way, were done he was a nauseating sack of meat that was crying for death and had no mouth to scream his agony to the world.
Turns out if you apply my ability to living creatures it's not pretty."

Lisas sword trails away from you as she begins to think about what you just said.
Slowly she begins to shamble towards the rock once more and she sits down just as her legs are about to give out.

"I...
I can't believe it.
He... he's dead?! Just like that?"
She slowly lets out a smile and a few soft chuckles.
"Hah... That's funny.
I thought... I don't know what I thought.
We just always assumed that if he was going to die it'd be by our hands."

"I get where you are coming from.
It's hard to imagine him just dying, isn't it?
But as it turns out if you piss off a lot of people the way he did your life expectancy drastically decreases."

She puts her sword back in its sheathe and the sets it down on the ground.
Lisa then removes her glasses and starts rubbing her eye.
"This is funny...
I always imagined this day... I don't know. I imagined it to be much more grand."
She puts her glasses back on and looks at you.
"Tell me. Was it painful?"

"To tell you the truth I don't know.
What do you think? Would cancer be painful while a sixty million year old hollow pounds you to dust?
While you are also unable to die?"

"Good."
She stands up and dusts off her skirt.
With her hands put together she forms a cone and calls to her fellows.
"HEY! Asshats!
Come here, you got to hear this!"

With Lisa getting the attention of the visoreds in such a spectacular manner they start to gather around her.
In a few minutes she tells them the things you just said and they all look at you as if they were in a bad dream.
Eventually Shinji gathers the energy to speak up.

"Ya' serious?"

You give him a quick nod.
"Yeah."

He turns his head and looks at Hachi.
"So tell me, why is this the first time I've heard about this?
Hasn't your buddy Tessai said anything?!"

"D-don't look at me like that!
I was in the dark just as much as you were!"

With a cough you get both of their attention.
"I suspect your buddy Urahara conveniently forgot to mention this to you, since otherwise you wouldn't have gone through the trouble to recruit Ichigo to your ranks."

Shinji clenches his fist in anger.
"That... Bastard!"

>>1018513
Sup Spoopy, and yea that sounds like Hat n Clogs

>>1018513
Well... Surprise I guess.
We probably shouldn't mention that our ability might have inspired his hollowfication experiments, which they didn't if it worked out like canon but who knows.
Hopefully they didn't, but it's all a little too neat.

>>1018513
"Regardless, he's not really an issue now, so feel free to relax a bit. Unless your people did something monumentally stupid at any rate. I left him for them to clean up."

"That... Stupid! IDIOT!"
It's Hiyori this time who expresses her rage.
"I'M GONNA MAKE HIM EAT MY SANDAL THE NEXT TIME I SEE HIM!"

You see Isshin creeping up behind the crowd with his son on his back.
"I wouldn't recommend that...
The line is already pretty long as is."

"MAN THAT GUY!"
Shinji speaks up again.
"I know he saved our asses but now I REEEEALLY want to strangle him!"
He then looks at you.
"Thanks for telling us! To think that the bastard would have gotten away with this!
And uhhhh.... Thanks for killing Aizen I guess. But I'm not sure if I'm mad at you or not for stealing that kill."

You shrug.
"Don't blame me. First-come, first-served."

"Yeah I guess I can't really blame ya.
Then how about it? Since you sound like you have a beef with the guy how about tagging up with us?
The more the merrier!"

>Thanks but I'll pass (go back with Isshin)
>Sure, sounds good
>Other? (write-in)

>>1018538
>>Thanks but I'll pass (go back with Isshin)
Gotta go make sure my wife is okay.

>>1018538
>Sure, sounds good
Ooo maybe we can get a free hat.

>>1018538
>>Thanks but I'll pass (go back with Isshin)

>>1018538
>Thanks but I'll pass (go back with Isshin)

>>1018538
>I would but the wife is out, and you know how it is to be married. You only get 5 minutes of play and then have carry the bags.

>>1018538
>Thanks but I'll pass (go back with Isshin)
"But feel free to swing by Vanahiem sometime.

>>1018538
>>Thanks but I'll pass (go back with Isshin)

>>1018538
>Write in
Urahara you mean? I mean I do plan on teaching him a lesson but nothing lethal.

>>1018557
>>1018538

This

Not kicking Urahara ass wins

>Writing

"You know, that sounds like a great time but I'll have to pass.
You see the wife is out, and you know how it is to be married. You only get 5 minutes of play and then have carry the bags."

The expressions of the visoreds before you are nothing short of priceless.
No doubt a hollow talking about having a family of any kind is nothing short of insane.
Were it not for Isshin speaking they probably would remain in this bewildered state for a while.

''I'll vouch for that.
You have no idea how terrifying the prospect of the holiday season is for a husband...''
He then turns to you.
"Shall we?''

''After you.''

"Okay guys, have fun with whatever you're about to do.
You know... We should get together sometime.
Maybe have a drink..."

"Don't worry about us Cap'n.
You don't have to hang out with us if you don't want to.
None of us will hold it against you if you'd rather stay with your family."
The one called Love responded to him.

After saying farewell to the visoreds Isshin lead you back to his home while still carrying his unconscious son.
As you're walking Isshin looks at you with what might be a bit of shame.
"Erm...
I suppose I should thank you... You know, for this."
He nudges his head in Ichigos direction.

"Don't mention it."
You wave him off.
"But if you don't want stuff like this to happen then you should be straightforward with your kids.
You won't be putting this genie back in the bottle."

He sighs.
"Yeah... I guess we should.
It was dumb to assume our kids would ever have a normal life.''

''Nobody is blaming you for wishing that.
But at this point it's better to help them get a grasp of their abilities.
I mean, you are their parents! Teach them!''

"Alright, alright! Jeez.
But about Yuzu...
Can we count on your... erm...''

''Asher?
Did he offer his help?''

''Yes..."

"Then you don't have to worry about it.
At worst he might have to swing between the UK and Japan with Dantes help."

''Heh... Him?
I suspect he'd be quite thrilled about coming to Japan.
What do you think about them?"

"Who?"

"Well the Arisawa girl.
He's been eyeing her for a while back there."

"Oh... that.
I wouldn't get my hopes up. It's probably just a phase."

"In any case I hope for his sake that he won't do anything stupid!
I'm quite fond of that girl. She's been a good friend of my son."

You wave him off.
"Have a little faith in him. My grandson is no fool."

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After a little walk through the streets of Karakura town you arrive back at the Kurosaki clinic.
Helping out Isshin you open up the door for him and he carries in Ichigo.

"Welcome back!"
Masaki greets him back.

"ICHI-NII!"
Karin and Yuzu speak up at the same time.

Isshin slowly makes his way up the stairs while grumbling to himself.
''I'm getting a little too old for carrying my son to his room it seems..."

You on the other hand go to your wife and sit down next to her.
"I see you were successful."
Tia speaks to you and then puts her hand on your cheek.
"Are you okay? You're a bit pale..."

"It's nothing. Just a little headache, that's all.
Dante hasn't come back yet? What's taking him so long?"

Just as you say that an odd sensation overcomes you.
In mere moments you see the fabric of space tearing itself open in the living room and you see the endless abyss before you.

"Speak of the Devil..."
Tia makes a remark that couldn't be any less fitting just as Dante slowly walks in.

"What's up folks?
Missed me?"
As he finishes his sentence you hear someone else speaking up from behind him.

"HUBBY!"
Alex rushes out from behind her son and quickly jumps towards Asher.
She wraps her hands around Ashers neck as she giggles loudly.

Masaki and the two Kurosaki girls look at this display in utter disbelief.
"I-is that your wife Father Bergson?"

"It's deceptive Ms Kurosaki."
You try to explain things to her.
"She looks young, yes, but they are about the same age.
And you are not one to talk."

"It's not that... I just... didn't imagine her to be this... lively.''

While Alex is busy hanging onto Asher and giggling like a schoolgirl, embarrassing her husband, you hear another voice coming from Dante.

''Hey Boss!''

''PESCI!''
You walk up to him and exchange a hearty hug with him.
"What are you doing here Big Guy?!"

"Dante told me to come! Said we're having a big outing!"

You have a good laugh and then turn around to Masaki to do the introduction.
"Masaki, these two are Pesci and Alexandra, or just Alex for short.''

''Erm... charmed.''

>>1018723
>his no fool
>BRING EVERYBODY

>>1018723
>My grandson is no fool
>He just can't stop fooling around

>>1018723
Sweet! We havnt hung out with these two in forever.

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But as you are having a laugh all of you with any sort of hollow blood perch up and become silent.
''Erm... Boss?''

''Yeah... I know."

Outside, somewhere in Karakura town a portal separating two dimensions just opened up.
The fabric of space contorts and sends ripples throughout the vicinity of the area.
The hollows who are especially attuned to such things probably all became aware of this fact in an instant.

Masaki gives you a weird look.
"What's wrong?"

"Well Miss...
We have shinigami incoming. A lot..."
Pesci enlightens her.

You got a terrible feeling about all this.

>Pick who comes to the fight

>>1018779
Dante for sure.

>>1018779
>WHOLE FAMILY OUTING, WITH BEST PiG AS WELL. Secure the town in the name of the Ghost Mexico

>>1018779
>Dante
>Alex
>Leave Pesci and Harribel back for reasons
>Maybe bring Asher but a noted human siding with us may cause him entirely too much trouble.

>>1018779
Dante want to have some fun?

>>1018779
>Alex
>Dante
>Nel
>Pig-bro

Leave the wife with the kurosakis and Asher. She can defend herself if she has to and Father Asher is no pushover either.

>>1018815
Yeah this seem good.

>>1018779
This>>1018815

>>1018815
Wins

>Writing

Prepare your butts boys. Things are about to get wild

>>1018779
>Getting to meet Ikkaku and Yumichica again.
Neat, maybe a sparring match to check his progress is in order.

>>1018831
Is it movie time or Nazi time?

>>1018878

Well we've 'invaded' a foreign nation and are now about to kick the asses of their defenders while annexing the land for our own nation.

So I'm thinking Nazi time.

>>1018878
Neither.
It's time to bully captain kid and Ikkaku for their own good.
Maybe.
Mostly ours. Maybe we can diplomacy, probably not, but whatever.
>Inb4 it's Abridged Hitsuguya

Quickly you try and assert yourself.
With a quick, commanding look you speak up.

"Guys... We are moving out.''

Masaki looks at you.
''I'll call Isshin...''

''No Masaki...
They are after us. We'll handle this.''
You look at Asher.
''This includes you as well.''

''No need to tell me twice.''

At this moment Tia stands up.
''Then let's go.''

You walk up to her and hold her hands.
''Sorry, it's too dangerous.''

''I can handle myself.''

You look deep into her eye.
''Please... Stay here and keeps things in check.
Okay?''

She takes a deep breath and answers.
''Fine. But you be careful, okay?''

You hold her hand to your cheek and look into her eye.
''Of course.''

Without wasting any more time you lead the others outside and towards the direction of the portal.
In mere moments you arrive at the place and see no less than five shinigami before you.

''Look at that Captain Hitsugaya. They came here on their own.
And you were worrying about finding them.''

''Indeed Lieutenant Abarai.
We should be careful... This doesn't feel right."
The short boy with the white hair speaks to Renji.

You look at the shinigami and give them a smirk.
"It's been a while fellas.
To what do I owe the pleasure?"

The boy takes point and looks at you.
"You've been tainting this world for long enough Arrancar.
Leave now on your own volition or face the consequences."

You raise an eyebrow at that.
"If it isn't Captain What's-his-face. How's my old buddy Aizen doing?
You know, the guy that destroyed you..."

"Stop changing the subject Arrancar!
I don't remember stuttering when I told you to leave!"

"And I don't remember allowing the Soul Society to boss us around.
We're not here to cause harm to anyone so we'll stay as long as we fucking please!"

The boy closes his eyes and speaks up.
"It seems you are under the delusion that your mere presence is not dangerous.
Very well, I'll enlighten you."
He opens his eyes once more.
"The high density reiatsu of anyone at or above Lieutenant level is enough to cause changes in the physical world.
Such as increasing the spiritual awareness of regular humans, therefore exposing them to the dangers of the spirit world.
Or it can induce a rampage in lesser hollows as their hunger goes out of control.''

Abarai takes a step forward after this.
''So... Did that manage to get through that thick scroll of yours?
You're not supposed to be here! End of story!''

>>1018932
...y'know in ANYWHERE but karakura town, they might have had a point.

>>1018932
As much meddling as your people do here that's an interesting point.
Tell you what, I'll acquiesce to your point if you cut off the Kurosaki boy's head while I hold him down for you.
Sound fair?
Something like that living here is obviously too dangerous to just leave breathing don't you think?
Just wandering around exposing humans to it is clearly foolish.

>>1018932

Point.

Counterpoint, fuck you.

By your own admission you being here doesn't solve the problem it only enhances it.

Also any fight we have would only make it even worse.

So, following your logic the best thing for you to do would be to ask us to leave, diplomatically.

Instead you threaten us.

Also by the by cleaned up another one of your messes today.

You're welcome, assholes.

Y'know, something i've realized is that Kaiser is very much in the "I'm willing to be diplomatic with you, but that doesn't mean I have to like you." category, and I fucking love him for it.

>>1018969
I like this alot.

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''What got through to me from all of my encounters with you people is that you're in no position to order others around due to the massive amounts of ineptitude you exhibit at all times!
Seriously, you're worrying about us being here while there is probably a hollow enjoying his lunch somewhere in this very town!
But rather than doing your JOB you're instead here, pestering us just because you hate us for no real reason!"

Dante chuckles a bit at that.
"Well you can't really say that...
I mean the shorty obviously has some self esteem issues. If he's any indication then they are simply jealous!"

Renji stomps the reishi platform he's standing on furiously.
"What did you just say?!"

"I'm saying that anywhere BUT in this town you might have had a point...
But almost every second person can see ghosts, there are more bullshit, nonsense species running around than I can count and there are almost as many hollows here as back home!
That leaves only envy that could explain why you are so mad at us, since we didn't do anything wrong."
The boy shrugs.

You take things over from Dante once more.
"And just to rub salt in the wound some more...
If you are so concerned about that then how about you go straight to the Kurosaki clinic and cut off Ichigos head?
He's OBVIOUSLY a threat to everyone around him!"

You speak with your most sarcastic tone.
But there is an awkward silence that followed your speech with a few awkward glances being exchanged between the shinigami.

"Oh my god...
You actually considered that?!"

The captain looks at you.
"It is our duty to maintain the balance of the worlds.
Sometimes sacrifices must be made for the greater good."

Hearing this you feel your bloodpressure rising to the point that you risk popping a vein.
"I've heard enough..."

"Agreed."
Ikkaku takes a stand.
"I've been patient enough up until now.
Captain Hitsugaya you've said your part and he said his.
I couldn't care about any of that. I just want to handle him."

"Very well Madarame...
Proceed."

Ikkaku points to a seemingly random direction.
"Let's go. I imagine we'll need some space.
Yumichika!"

"Got it!"

The three of you then went far away from the others.
And the remaining guys look at each other.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpkkpD-XALU

"I always wanted to beat up a midget!"
Dante says and starts cracking his knuckles.

With a Sonído he closes the distance between himself and the captain then he drives his palm firmly into the boys face.
As the pair are flying off into the distance Lieutenant Matsumoto tries to go after them.

''CAPTAIN!''

But before she could use shunpo a figure stands in her way with her weapon drawn.
"I'm affraid I can't let you do that.''
Neliel speaks and clashes swords with the lieutenant.

"MOVE!"

"If you insist. But you'll die if you go there."

Meanwhile Alex and Pesci look at Renji.
''So how do you want to do this?''

"Come at me as you wish!
It won't make a difference!"

"Lovely!"

>>1019042
Wait who the fuck is all here to fight?

ITT:Shinigami prove they are inept retards.

>>1019049
Alex, Pesci, Dante and Nel on your side.

Ikkaku, Yumichika, Renji, Rangiku and Cpt Jobber on theirs

>>1019049

Shinigami have Ice midget, Great tits, Baldy Berserker and his pretty boy boyfriend, and red haired dude who wants to bang rukia into next week.

On our side is Dante from the devil my cry series, Muh Honor Nel, Pig bro Pesci and the Lupine Wonder Alex, and last but not least Kaizer 'I just want a fucking vacation without having to go fear eater every other goddamn hour' Soize.

>>1019061
Thanks Spooky, And this isn't a fair fucking fight at all for us. They need atleast Kenpachi to make it some-what even. When will they learn.

>>1018932
>*laugh* "I just cleaned up one of the Shinigami's messes boy, a mess that a former Nazi Found disturbing, so You, do, not, try and take the moral highground"
>"Also Who would want their firstborn to be born in Hueco Mundo"

>>1019073
>Who would want their firstborn to be born in Hueco Mundo"

Marr once he finally stops treating Dragongirl like the imouto. Wang Lan a cute.

>>1019062
>Kaizer 'I just want a fucking vacation without having to go fear eater every other goddamn hour' Soize.
Ah sad but true.
>>1019067
Now now, be fair, ikakku MIGHT be able to deal with us. For like a minute.
Maybe.

>>1019108
Theoretically, Ice Midget ought to be able to flat hard counter our goop.

As you keep soaring through the sky you begin to realize that you've gained quite a distance from the others.
What's even more disturbing is that you are reaching the very edge of the town and now all the modern buildings are replaced with just decrepit industrial complexes.

''How much longer?"

"Don't worry! We're here!"
Ikkaku lands before you and looks around.
"Yeap. Not a soul in sight! Perfect!
Heh. Sorry about all that junk. Truth be told I really don't give a damn and I just wanted to have a go at you!"

You chuckle.
''Not surprised.
Is he always that much of a snotty brat?''

''Captain Hitsugaya? Pretty much.
Seems like he got worse since Aizen practically handed his ass to him on a silver platter and put Fifth-seat Hinamori in a wheelchair though.''

''Uh-huh...
So... How do we do this?
I suppose you want a rematch."

He lets out a grin.
"That I do!
But less hollow killing and more kicking your ass this time!"
He turns to his comrade.
"Yumichika!"

"The usual?"

"Yeah... But make it triple!"

"Got it."
He flips out a communicator and begins dialing.
"This is Fourth-seat Ayasegawa Yumichika requesting a spatial freeze in a four hundred square meter area around Third-seat Madarame Ikkaku as well as the other members of Unit 1.''
You feel a fain vibration in the air which then quickly subsides.
Then Yumichika extends his palms and begins erecting no less than 3 rather large kido barriers around the area in question.
To finish things up he raises his hand up and speaks.
''Bakudo #26: Kyokkō!''
The entire encompassed area then seemingly fades to nothingness.
''It's done Ikkaku... But I don't think I can do this for long...''
He says with a strained expression.

Ikkaku grins at this.
''You heard the man.
We don't have much time... So...
Let's skip the bullshit and start with the fun part.
I want everything you got! No nonsense and No holding back! You hear?''

''I assume that applies to you as well."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ze5W8cDHcsQ
He lets out a laugh that chills you to your bones.
"BAN! KAI!"

>Do as he says (Segunda Etapa)
>Comply but only partially (Assault mode)
>Just release your sword and see what happens
>Other? (write-in)

>>1019114
Yeah but Dante's off playing with him.

Man can you imagine if this were an actual manga? People would be HYPE AS SHIT to see dante fight for the first time.

>>1019121
Hmmm. Can we use our power to try and reinforce Yumichika's barrier so this fight can last longer?

>>1019121
>Do as he says (Segunda Etapa)

We owe it too him, His a bro if not slightly retarded.

>>1019121
>>Do as he says (Segunda Etapa)

>>1019121
>Do as he says (Segunda Etapa)

He's being polite enough to show us his best, no reason to be rude in turn.

>>1019126
>tfw all that happens is Dante dodges for a while then Jobber just falls over with a hole in his stomach and nothing is shown

>>1019144
It WILL be shown.

Even if I'll do it tomorrow or something.

>>1019121
>>Do as he says (Segunda Etapa)

>>1019121
>Do as he says (Segunda Etapa)
>"So, How have you been, haven't seen you since the forties?"

>>1019121
>Do as he says (Segunda Etapa)

We're cut from the same cloth; both of our final forms even require a charge up period. So we can both give each other what we need to reach our full potential.

Let's do this.

>>1019121
>Fifth-seat Hinamori
Fifth seat? What the heck?
>>1019156
Will Dante taunt him with the knowledge that Kaiser can heal his waifu?

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>>1019156

>>1019178
Dante's a dick, not an asshole.
And he doesn't know about Momo or her condition

And she got demoted because she's in a fucking wheelchair

>>1019190
>fucking wheelchair

Mayuri makes some weird shit.

>Writing

Also, roll some dice.
3d10, Best of three.
DC: 18; Crit:25

Rolled 6, 2, 8 = 16 (3d10)

>>1019207

ROLL

Rolled 10, 9, 1 = 20 (3d10)

>>1019207

Rolled 5, 8, 2 = 15 (3d10)

4>>1019207
For pony!

Rolled 5, 6, 8 = 19 (3d10)

>>1019207

Rolled 9, 3, 10 = 22 (3d10)

>>1019207

>>1019196

Lets be honest mayuri didn't have anything to do with the wheelchair business.

If they let that madman near her she would be walking out with a spidertank for her lower half.

I got ten bucks that say that the SS would then find someway to fuck that up and she'd be forced to run to the human world, find us, and then we'd somehow be forced to solve the fucking problem by having her move in to Ghost Mexico.

Twenty says that Ice Shota would have deserted to follow his waifu and we'd be stuck with the sullen fucker.

>>1019248
Ice Shota is a cuck, he still wanted his retarded wifu after Aizen did his whole 'she was all mine' speech. He should've just ran off with mega milk.

>>1019256
Yeah but in this setting Tits-tanic still has Gin to fuss over.

>>1019248
>tfw Nnoitora has to beat the sulking jobber disease out of Toshiro
>tfw Apacci has to teach Momo to be more assertive and also how to use her energy attacks more effectively
>tfw Yata has to get even more drunk

>>1019265
She's a whore, She'll fuck both at once and they'll like it.

>>1019271
>Implying
I mean she's an active flirt and blatantly vain exhibitionist, but that's a bit of a retarded statement if you read or watch the material.

>>1019284
The guy who made bleach was a hack, Lets be honest. Nothing is retarded in Bleach.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxQPw650VkE

You grin at that.
"Very well, I'll grant your wish Ikkaku!"
You draw your sword and point it upwards to the heavens.
"MEND AND MAIM, BASILISCO!"

With a violent eruption that basically equals the tempest of reiatsu Madarame is releasing at the moment you transform.
Then you clench both hands and start focusing.
"Resurreción, Segunda-Etapa!"
With even more reiryoku being channeled through your body your armor fragments start falling down from your body, tearing away pieces of flesh as they go.
Exposed bones and muscle dot your body and flames ignite at the tips of your gills and tail.

You look at Ikkaku who is still in the process of releasing his sword completely but the storm is already subsiding.
Once he is visible you get a close look at his bankai.
He has one weapon in each hand, a rather large spade in the right and an obscenely large guandao in his left.
These two armaments are connected together via chains that lead to a third weapon, a massive axe that has a dragon marking on it that's glowing with a menacing crimson glow.

But as you look closer you see something else on the axe. A massive crack that almost splits the thing in half.
Ikkaku notices you eyeing the fault in his blade and shouts.
"RYŪHANKON HŌZUKIMARU!"

"I-impressive..."

"Don't bullshit me! That shit of yours is impressive!
I see you've been eyeing that little eyesore up there.
You should, 'cause you made it!"
He looks at his friend.
"YUMICHIKA! MAKE A FOURTH ONE!"

"O-on it!"
He says with a worried face.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2307ts8Nzw

Just as he erects the fourth barrier something happens to Ikkaku.
White fluid begins to spew forth from the crack in his bankai.
As the substance envelops him he lets out a savage grin.

"Let's welcome chaos!"

Like a cocoon the liquid envelops Ikkaku and once it hardens cracks begin to appear all over it.
With a violent explosion the thing bursts open and reveals its content.
The man you knew as Madarame Ikkaku is gone and in his stead is a full fledged hollow, complete with a hole and everything, wielding his weapons.

The creature lets out a savage roar and charges you without hesitation.

>>1019296
Aww shit son

>>1019296

Oh goodie.

Now we need to teach this upstart how a real Hollow fights.

>>1019296
Well okay.
Round 2 of knock off arrancar fights is go.

>>1019296
I was expecting a mask. I was not expecting this.

For once it's (probably) not going to be Kaiser soapboxing at others telling them how to do their jobs better.

HYPE.

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>>1019296
Obligatory

>>1019296
YOU MAD MAN, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO.

>>1019296
Of course now we have to master Bankai out of spite.

>>1019363
Yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKWtwJ38EjE

You aren't sure what this thing before you is.
He looks like a hollow, fights like a hollow and feels like a hollow but you just can't shake off that faint sense of familiarity.
Regardless of that the transformation shocked you quite a lot so it took a few moments to compose yourself.

The first attack feels exactly like something Ikkaku would do, straightforward and deadly.
In the fraction of a second the guandao is swiped across the air horizontally and the blade gets dangerously close to your face as you duck under it.

As you slide under Ikkakus left weapon he immediately begins turning with his whole body to the right and you see the incoming spade trying to take off your head.
This attack was much harder to dodge since you were already in motion so you couldn't evade the whole thing.
Blood splatters all over the place as your left arm is cut off from the elbow up.
With a somersault and a twirl in the air you land face first before Ikkaku and immediately see him charging you yet again.
You don't waste any time and focus all your effort into sprouting a new limb to replace the one you lost.

Ikkaku is charging you but this time you pay close attention to both of his hands.
Your work is laid out before you, the guandao is used for slashing while the spade is for thrusting.
While his movements have momentum and ungodly amounts of strength behind them you have speed on your side.

Not wasting any time you assume your regular boxing stance and start hopping in place as the first swing comes.
Rather than dodging this time you slam down at the flat side of the sword with your elbow and the thing is driven in the ground.
Just as you expected he pulls his other arm back, ready to thrust, but you rapidly grab his right shoulder, dislocate it and then slam him on the ground as well.

While down you quickly punch him right in the jaw and you hear it break with a satisfying crunch.
White flakes of mask fragments fly everywhere alongside droplets of blood.
But before you could continue you feel the tail of the beast wrap around your throat and throwing you off of him.

He quickly jumps up and lets out a mighty roar as both his jaw and dislocated arm snap back in place.
The sound of flesh fusing together alerts you of what just happened.

"High-speed regeneration..."

>>1019426
Excellent.
Let's make him regret that.

>>1019493
So standard operating procedure then?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICSk8-pJkX8

The hollow roars once more and you see a crimson light growing from him.
"It can't be!"
He opens his mouth and reiatsu begins to condense between his teeth.

In response you quickly point forward with an open palm and do the same.
Turquoise and red energy beams collide together as you both fire off a cero at the exact same moment and you feel the ground shake under you.
Before the dust even has a chance to settle the hollow jumps up in the air while spinning the oversized axe with its handle.
The two weapons connected to the axe spin around wildly as he begins to fall downward.

Dodging the attack itself is childs play since his descent is severely limited by gravity but what happens when the he connects with the ground surprises you.
The concrete under you begins to crack, shift and up shoot upwards as Ikkaku slams it with all of his might.
As you loose your footing you fail to realize that your opponent has already closed the distance between you by using Sonído.

Both weapons are swung at you sideways and in that moment you realized that the attack was going to connect, no matter what.
So in what little time you had you quickly spun a web of mucus between your hands to form a web and catch the guandao.
While you managed to stop the bladed weapon the spade still collided with your ribcage, its flat side crushed and grinded several of your ribs to dust.

As you end your flight and struggle to get up you find every breath to fill you with burning agony as several bone fragments got into your lungs.
A quick tap to your temple reveals 3 flames have already gone out.

"Tch... Too slow.
Huh?"
You look at Ikkaku and notice something.
The glowing dragon mark on his weapon has faded somewhat, now the dragon is not glowing completely.

>Start stalling for time and keep away from him
>Change your strategy and go on the offensive
>Maintain your defense and only counter attack
>Other? (write-in)

>>1019530
>>Change your strategy and go on the offensive

>>1019530
>Change your strategy and go on the offensive

>>1019530
>>Start stalling for time and keep away from him

>>1019530
>>Change your strategy and go on the offensive

>>1019530
>Stall for time.
>By grinding his head into the ground and fighting dirty in general
Standard operating procedure it is!

>>1019530
>Change your strategy and go on the offensive

Excessive offense it is

>Writing

Also, give me another 3d10.
Best of 3
DC: 16 Crit: 22

Rolled 7, 5, 3 = 15 (3d10)

>>1019643

>>1019643

Rolled 4, 4, 2 = 10 (3d10)

>>1019643

Rolled 9, 9, 1 = 19 (3d10)

>>1019643

Rolled 8, 6, 2 = 16 (3d10)

>>1019643
fug, forgot dice

Rolled 3, 4, 5 = 12 (3d10)

>>1019643

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LTVHSTh_l0

Rather than trying to defend against his ruthless assault you decided to employ his own tactics against him.
Putting up your fists you begin to charge him and he does the same.
With a reverberating scream he makes his way to you quickly.

He brings down both his weapons on you and you respond by striking at him with your fist.
The end result was quite bloody.
Punching with ample force managed to create a cone of air around your fist as they penetrated the sound barrier.
This bubble of air while insufficient to protect your hand was more than enough to cancel the momentum of the guandao.

The hollow barely reacted to this and followed up with a strike from his other weapon which you dealt with the same way.
Now with both his weapons remaining still and your arms rendered to an unrecognizable mess you continue your assault much to Ikkakus shock.
You unleash a deadly flurry of kicks aimed right at his chest.

Ramping up the speed at which you spin in the air you keep kicking him and go as far to use your tail as a third limb with which you can attack him.
Not letting up you keep pushing Madarame until he is backed up against the wall.
Once there you keep tenderizing his torso with your legs and tail despite the fact that your hands have mostly healed already.
At the very end of your combination attack you put as much power as you can behind your final kick and see Ikkaku throwing up blood in his own mouth.

You take a step back and let the exhausted hollow fall face first onto the ground.
With him stretched out you decide to give him the finishing blow.
Swiftly you raise up your feet and deliver a mighty axe kick right onto the beasts spine.
The kick had such a strong impact that the ground under you caved in from the pressure and Ikkakus body even bounced up at the end of it.

Feeling satisfied you begin walking away from your opponent only to hear him trying to get up from the ground.
"Don't bother.
If you know what's good-"
But to your shock the creature keeps sizzling and manages to stand on his own two feet.
What's worse is that the dragon on his axe is still halfway lit.

He lets out a deep growl.
You can't believe your eyes as the one you pummeled so thoroughly just stood up without any injury to speak of.
"What insane regeneration... Now I kinda get how it feels to fight me..."

But somethings amiss, the hollow is not paying you as much attention as before.
Instead he turns to the side and looks at Yumichika.
"Hey... how long do we have left?"

>>1019815
Okay scratch what I said earlier I'm impressed.

He went full hollow and still retained his discipline and mind.

That is worthy of respect.

>>1019826
That's because unlike berry boy he isnt fighting it.

>>1019815
Fuckin DAMN Ikaku, props to you, you glorious bald bastard.

Man we're gonna have to somehow master bankai just to spite him.

>>1019815
"Oh! Well, this is interesting! I don't think I've ever fought anyone able to recover that quickly before."
"So what's the deal? Can't maintain that form very long?"

>>1019839
Well, we have Hao, but it would be the type of wish we said we wouldn't make, but we do have Ashido's Sword and Yata if we want to try to science our way to it.
Or we could intentionally try to communicate with it and drag the secrets of Bankai out of it then apply the knowledge to Basilico.

"What?!"
You can't believe your ears.
"You can talk?!"

"Of course I can, dumbass."

"I-I wasn't going to say anything but..."
Yumichika speaks up.
"I'm at my limit... And it looks like the others are wrapping up as well..."

Ikkaku sighs with a reverberating sound.
"Sorry Kaizar... It looks like we can't finish this just yet.
Can you do me a favor and make sure I don't die?"

He then takes his own sword and jams it firmly in his guts.
Blood begins to erupt from his wound like a geyser and he winces in pain.
You can see the light from the dragon crest slowly fading away as his blood runs out.

Only when he let out enough blood that the dragon completely faded away does his hollow form start to crumble away.
With nothing to hold him together anymore Ikkaku collapses in his tattered uniform and his zanpakuto reverts to its regular, sealed state.
Casually you walk up to him and let Segunda Etapa to fade away as well. You took a note and there were only 3 flames remaining.

When you reached his body you began fixing his wounds right up and took extra care to stabilize him.
With the fighting over you see the barriers around you falling apart one by one.
Yumichika is standing still on his two legs on the other side but you suspect that he can't move an inch from exhaustion.

"E-excuse me but... could you help me as well?
I'd hate to fall over in such an ugly manner..."

You sigh and then proceed to use your mucus to transfuse some reiryoku to the poor man.
To your shock he almost managed to expel ALL spirit energy from his body.
In all honesty you have no idea how he managed to stay conscious through all that.

As you're transfusing your energy however you take note of the others.
With a smile you conclude that all of them must have been victorious in the end.

"So... Care to tell me about your friend?"

"I-Ikkaku?
What about him?"

"I'd like to know first what was that about!"

"That's his bankai...
The day you broke his shikai... it changed.
Nobody could restore it. Not even Captain Kurotsuchi. Almost drove the man mad. Well, madder.
There was a pretty big uproar... There hasn't been a zanpakuto that changed like that. Ever.
Luckily he always kept his bankai a secret so nobody knows about this.
When he activates it, he transforms. And then he can't stop fighting until he spills blood, his own or someone elses."

"Well then...
Now I'm interested in fighting him for real once..."

And I think that's where I'll be finishing things off.
But rest assured I'll upload all 3 of the fights that weren't shown tomorrow.

In any case. Have a nice day

>>1019950
Thanks for the thread Spooky.

>>1019950
you fucking tease, rest well.

>>1019950
See you tomorrow spooky.

Thanks for the thread.

>>1019950
Have a good night Spooky

You guys know we should kidnap him to Hueco Mundo and try to help him out a bit.
Seems the least we could do, that or introduce him to the visoreds.
I mean the guy is practically a friend at this point.

>>1019950
Thanks spooks. I have been waiting for alex and asher's reunion. Its too cute

>>1020095
not to mention we can have our fight in peace

>>1021078
and introduce him to spoon mantis

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The first fight: Neliel Tu Odelschwanck versus Matsumoto Rangiku

Lieutenant Matsumoto is standing face to face with an Arrancar for the first time in her life.
And though she'd love nothing more than to go and aid her captain it doesn't look like it'll be a possibility.

''MOVE!''

Neliel disengages from their clash and looks at the shinigami.
''If you insist.
But you'll die if you go there.''

Rangiku tightens her grip on her sword.
It's painfully obvious to her that this opponent won't go down easy.
''GROWL, HAINEKO!"

The lieutenants blade turns to ash and flies towards her opponent.
Neliel braces herself and starts paying close attention to the dust surrounding her, trying to discern its purpose.
Once she is completely enveloped by the dust Rangiku swings her sword downward and Neliels wrist gets cut.
As the arrancar notices this she briefly jerks away from the direction of the attack.

''It's no use!
All of that ash is my blade! There is nowhere to hide now!"

Neliel looks in the direction where the voice came from.
"I see..."
She closes her eyes and reels her head back as she takes a deep breath.
When her lung is full she quickly jerks forward with a shout and a pink Cero erupts from her mouth.
The blast was enough to scatter the ash surrounding her and it almost caught her opponent as well.
But luckily for the lieutenant she managed to avoid it just barely.

Neliel raises her left wrist to reveal her torn jacket and small drops of blood bubbling up from the wound.
''I liked this jacket...''

Matsumoto smirks.
''Sorry sister but your priorities are a bit messed up.
Aren't you more worried about your wound?"

"This?"
She sheathes her sword and casually wipes the blood away with a finger.
"You merely scratched a few capillaries."
And just like that her bleeding was gone.

Neliel redrew her sword and began charging her opponent.
This time Rangikus ash began to gather around her for the sake of defense.
But the arrancar shows no sign of slowing down.

Once she's in range she thrusts with such a force that her sword easily penetrates the iron mist before it.
The lieutenants eyes could barely track her opponents movement and it was only due to sheer luck that she managed to avoid any serious injury.
However even with that Neliels blade still penetrated her side and leave a rather nasty looking wound.

*Now's my chance!*
The thought crossed Rangikus mind and she quickly ordered Haineko to surround her foe.
But Neliel anticipated this and she already charged a bala preemptively, so once she saw the ash surrounding her she simply blew it all away.

With a quick Sonído she leaves the shinigami even though she could easily keep up the assault.
She flies up higher and looks down at her foe.
"You should give up."

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Rangiku pants as she answers.
"I-is that a joke?"

"No...
Your weapon is very interesting... but it's weak.
I see that you can use it both for offense and defense but unless you focus all of it on a single thing it won't be sufficient."
She raises her cut wrist again.
"This is all you did with a successful attack. A slight abrasion.
You don't stand a chance against me, that much is obvious."

Rangiku winces as she feels the pain in her abdomen.
But the arrancars words hurt perhaps even more since they are true.
It became quite apparent that she's not going to win the way she is.

So the lieutenant does the only thing she can do and places her hand on her chest.
"Activating Gentei Kaijo!"

In that instant the lieutenants reiatsu begins to rise sharply.
Neliel can't believe her eyes as the shinigamis aura keeps growing.
"Two times. Three. No, four!"

Rangiku smiles.
"It's five times actually!
You see all shinigami at or above lieutenant level are given a seal when entering the Living World.
This seal restricts about 80% of our total power so we don't affect the world too much.
But in times of crisis we can freely lift it! This is called Gentei Kaijo."

The brief shock of surprise quickly fades from Neliel as she realizes the implications of what the shinigami said.
"I see."
She raises the same arm that was wounded before.
"Care to try again?"

Rangiku smirks.
"Just don't complain to me when I cut it off!"

Ash quickly begins to advance around Neliel and much like before the shinigami swings her sword down when the ash finally connects.
Neliel winces as this time she actually receives a deep cut to her wrist.
While it didn't quite reach her bone, it was a lose one.

Neliel uses Sonído to free herself from the ash and gains some distance from Rangiku.
"I admire your determination and I recognize your strength lieutenant.
Now... Tell me, have you seen an arrancar release her zanpakuto before?''
She raises her sword horizontally before her and pink mist begins to emanate from it.
"Declare, Gamuza!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suwfJMiXauU

Matsumotos eyes widen as she sees the centauress before her.
Neliel raises a hand and signals her to attack once more.
Rangiku doesn't hesitate and lets the ash at her enemy once more.
This time however the ash doesn't even manage to irritate Neliels skin.

The arrancar then grabs her lance with both hands and begins twirling it above her head to clear the obscuring mist.
With Haineko scattered all over the place Rangiku is left defenseless.
Neliel uses Sonído to rush Matsumoto and then kicks her in the stomach with her hind legs.

The light fades from the shinigamis eye as she grasps her torso and loses consciousness.
Neliel grabs her by the arm and then slowly takes her to the ground.
"That's why you should have surrendered..."
She speaks to her softly even though she's probably unaware of everything around her.

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The second fight: Pesci and Alex versus Abarai Renji

With everyone moving away for other battlefields Pesci and Alex remained at the same spot they arrived earlier.
They stare down Renji and Alex speaks up.

"So erm... How do you want to do this?
One on one or..."

He draws his sword and it immediately activates shikai on its own.
"Come at me however you wish!
It'll make no difference!"

"Wow... Ego much?"

Pesci pokes the shoulder of Alex.
"We should be careful.
He seems strong..."

"EVERYONE looks strong to you Pesci!
Don't be such a weenie and let's do this!"

"O-okay..."

Renji begins shouting and makes a dash for his opponents.
At this Alex nudges Pesci.
"Here he comes.
Just like we practiced!"

Pescis eyes become focused and he steels himself.
"Right!"

The arrancar claps his hands together and shoots out a large number of very small and very sharp projectiles at the shinigami.
Renji braces and covers his face from the incoming storm of attacks.
As the last of the projectiles shower him he looks up at his enemies and shouts with blood dripping from his forehead.
"HAH! WHAT WAS THAT?!
I've felt mosquitoes sting harder than that!"

Alex looks at Pesci.
"Okay... Change of plans.
Together!"

"Right!"
He claps his hands together once more however this time when he opens them a very fine cloud of sharp particles are released just above him.

Alex then draws her whip and shouts.
"Scream, Vendigo!"
She lets out a devilish shriek as she transforms and when she finishes she begins to dart around Pesci at increasingly high speed.
As she does so the cloud of particles flying around him quickly begin to accelerate towards Renji.
"Lluvia de Acero!"
The two arrancars speak up at the same time to declare their attack.

"SHIT!"
Renji screams as the deadly cloud makes its way towards him and he realizes that it's too big to dodge.
He braces once more and the sensation of the attack reminds him of his own captains bankai.
Once it passes over him he looks like a mangled mess with blood dripping from his body on many places.

"DAMN IT!"
He hits his own chest with his fist.
"ACTIVATING GENTEI KAIJO!"
As his reiatsu begins to rise he starts to forcibly increase his spirit energy output.
"BANKAI!"

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"Hihiō Zabimaru."

Renjis sword had transformed into a huge snake made of bones.
At this sight Alex gets a little nervous.
''So that's why he wasn't worried about fighting two people...
His sword lives..."

Renji then pulls back his weapon and then whips it forward.
"Hikotsu Taihō!"
Red energy begins to collect in the snakes mouth and it shoots out towards the two arrancars.

"PESCI!"
Alex orders her friend and both of them extend their hands and begin charging two ceros.
The condensed orbs of energy quickly begin to whirl around the other until they merge into one another.
The duo of arrancars then shout in unison.

"CERO SINCRÉTICO!"
The merged ball of energy then shoots out and collides with the shinigamis attack head on, completely obliterating it.
Alex and Pesci get excited as they see the Cero travelling even further until it actually reaches the Lieutenant and it explodes.
But their smiles quickly fade as they see the shinigami mostly unharmed.

"Remind me to never trust those two idiots again Pesci..."

"Yeah... At least it hit him.
And that big analogy for his penis has broken apart."

Renji pants heavily with the fragments of Hihiō Zabimaru laying around him.
"Don't get cocky just yet!"
He pulls on the handle of his weapon and reishi begins to flow between the segments of the snake.
His sword slowly pulls itself together piece by piece until it's as if nothing has happened to it.
"My bankai is held together by my own reiryoku! Someone like you won't be able to just break it!"

Pesci raises an eyebrow at that and pulls his meat cleaver free.
"Flay them, Carnicero!"

He grows in size and a rough, black hide begins to grow from his back and from it many spears begin to protrude.
His mask fragments begin to grow outward and form a complete boar head around his head.
His eyes can be seen through the nose holes in his cracked mask.

Then once his transformation finishes he claps his hands together and almost as if someone spoke the magic word Hihiō Zabimaru falls apart once more, much to Renjis shock.
"W-what?! WHAT DID YOU DO?!"

"You said your reishi keeps it together right?"
He points at Zabimaru.
"Look."

Renjis mouth opens so wide his jaw almost hit the ground.
Thin sheats of reishi can be seen between the vertebrae of Zabimaru, blocking the flow of reishi.
Alex begins laughing at that.

"NICE ONE PESCI!
Now it's a PERFECT analogy for his dick!"
Giggling like a schoolgirl she begins to dart around the battlefield at such a speed that Abarai couldn't follow her movements.

Eventually she reaches the lieutenant and jumps on his shoulders, locking her legs behind the lieutenants neck.
Renji gets flustered as his face is basically forced against the privates of Alex.
She then slaps the man on the head from both sides at the same time.

"Impacto!"
In that instant Renjis head begins to vibrate wildly until his vision gets blurry and he loses consciousness shortly afterwards.
Alex then turns around to Pesci and gives him a thumbs up.

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The last fight: Dante versus Hitsugaya.

As Captain Hitsugaya is being carried by the hollow through the air he's trying to make sense of the situation and he's failing miserably.
The hollow who has a firm hold on his face then throws him towards the ground at full force and he leaves a large impact crater.
Toshiro struggles to stand up to look at his adversary.

"W-what was that..."

"I didn't want other to butt into our fight. So I moved us here."
Dante speaks while cracking his own knuckles.

"I see...
You've condemned yourself then. Without your friends to help you this will be your grave just so you know."
Hitsugaya draws his sword.
"Sit Upon the Frozen Heavens, Hyōrinmaru!"

Dante looks at this and whistles.
"IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING DRA-"
But before he could finish the ice dragon completely covers his body in a thick layer of ice.

Toshiro whips his sword over his shoulder and turns his back to the hollow.
"Hmph... Not even worth my time."

In that instant the ice cracks and shatters to a million pieces.
"BRRRRRR... Please don't do that again!
I could already cut diamonds with my nipple.''

''Impossible!
How?!"

"Did you seriously assume just lightly freezing my skin would do anything?"

The captain frowns at that.
"Guess not...
Very well, no more games then."

"Awww... But I like games!"

"I see. So this is all just a game for you?
Are you really just a child?"

Dante smirks.
"That coming from you?
Are you even a real Captain? Because this child just bitch slapped your midget ass through half the town."

"I've had enough!
Bankai! Daiguren Hyōrinmaru!"
Hitsugaya then charges Dante with his sword drawn.
"Ryūsenka"

In an instant Dante is encased a large, cross shaped block of ice that chilled him to the bone.
Hitsugaya walks around it for a while, closely observing it from every angle to see if he'll get out again.
However as he walked an entire circle around his creation he noted that the hollow hasn't moved an inch while inside.
That is until he looked him in the eye again.

Dantes eye twitches when he sees Toshiro then with a swift movement the entire thing is broken apart.
Hitsugaya looks at the white haired man who now has a large bastard sword in his hand.
"Where did you get that?"

"None of your damn business."
He pulls his sword back and as if shot out of a cannon he instantly lunges forward, neatly cutting the young boy in half.
Once he stops he looks at the figure before him and sees the ice clone shatter to a million pieces.
"That's dirty."

Hitsugaya appears from behind a veil made with Kido.
"It never hurts to be careful. Especially when you are faced with a monster who'd cut someone in half like that.
And besides I can only use this once."

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Without wasting a second Dante lunges at Toshiro in the same manner and cuts the boy in half the same way he did last time.
The captain is now quite worried about not being able to follow his movements as his second ice clone shatters.

"Can only use it once my ass!
Tell that bullshit to a retard, maybe they'll actually believe you.''
Dante scoffs as Toshiro finally steps out for real.
''And if you weren't a bitch then I wouldn't have lunged at you!"
He twirls his bastard sword between his fingers.
"Now then. Are you willing to fight now?"

"Yes."

They each take their stances and they begin clashing with their swords.
Hitsugaya has more experience than Dante and it shows but some things just can't be compensated for.
The boys shorter stature makes it hard to compete with Dante who is several heads taller than him.
With the superior reach of his opponent Hitsugaya is in a very tough spot so he must rely on his ice abilities to fight.
Every time the boy conjures something from his ice Dante shatters it either with brute force or spiritual energy wrapped around his blade.
What makes this harder is that the hollow before him seems to be nigh impervius to both frost and physical damage.

"You know..."
Dante speaks while still holding his sword high with both hands.
"When you're not a little bitch and instead man up you're not half bad."

Toshiro pants with blood dripping down from his many, small wounds and onto his sword that he's also gripping with both hands.
"And when you don't speak you are almost tolerable.
Hyōryū Senbi!"
Hitsugaya swings his sword and shoots out a large, crescent shaped ice projectile that cuts deep into Dante and freezes the wound shut.

He casually looks down at his wound without worrying too much and bashes it to pieces with his bare hands.
He looks at Hitsugaya with pity.
"I'll take that as a compliment.
Now tell me, did you figure out how to beat me?"

"Y-you... guard only three points on your body...
Your Saketsu, Hakusui and your head. Everywhere else you are exposed completely.
But since you only have three weakpoints you can keep them guarded at all times.
Honestly I'm not sure how to beat you..."

Dante smirks.
''In short, you don't.
But you were almost right. Those three weakpoints are actually only two."
He shows his sword to Hitsugaya.
"My Hakusui is actually my sword. But since that and the Saketsu are so close it's easy to think that I guard both.
I'm unique in this sense as far as I know.
So... What are you going to do now? Will you show me something interesting or can I finish this?"

"N-not yet..."
He places his hand on his chest.
"Activating Gentei Kaijo!"
In that instant Hitsugayas power begins to rise and Dante whistles.
"Thanks for telling me that... Now the real fight begins!"

Dante closes his eyes and when he opens them they are unnaturally focused and serious.
"No... I'm afraid it ends now..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Mi11pfUUrk

The two fighters clash with their swords once more but this time they appear to be equally matched in terms of strength.
Hitsugaya grits his teeth and grunts as he struggles against Dantes force but his opponent shows no emotion whatsoever.
Ice then rapidly begins to expand from Hyorinmarus blade and envelops both fighters.

Using his ice manipulation Toshiro moves freely through the huge block of ice effortlessly while Dante visibly tenses up and starts breaking free.
But that was to be expected.

Hitsugaya once free begins creating his next attack.
"Guncho Tsurara!"
With this technique the captain creates hundreds of icicles he fires them at the frozen hollow while aiming at his two weakpoints.

In response to that reiryoku begins to flow through every inch of Dantes body and his rising spiritual pressure shatters his icy confinement.
Once free he begins to swing his sword around at least a thousand times, striking each and every one of Hitsugayas icy projectiles.
But just as he finishes Toshiro uses shunpo and gets behind him in order to impale the boy.

Dante casually swings his sword behind his back and deflects Hyorinmarus blade, then with a twirl he comes face to face with his opponent.
Reversing his grip on his blade Dante then strikes the boys gut with the pommel of his sword.
The young Captain reaches for his gut in pain as soon as Dante pulls his sword free.

With his opponent exposed Dante grabs the blade of his sword with both hands and swings his sword that way.
Aiming at Toshiros head he hits him on his temple with the crossguard of his weapon.
The captain then rolls away and once he manages to stand up his bloodshot eye becomes impossible to miss.

''Ye'r not bad boy!
Maybe when you won't need a ladder to reach the top shelf you'll even be interesting to fight.
But as it stands this is boring."

"S-shut up... I... I can still fight...
Thi-this can't end... like last time..."

Dante raises an eyebrow at that but his expression is still fairly neutral.
"I'm not sure what's up with that but I can tell you this.
The fight is already over. But I'll acknowledge your spirit.
It's rare to see someone with guts like yours."
He swings his sword over his shoulder.
"Okay, I decided. I'll show you my power."

"Huh?"

Dante looks up and stares at the sky as he speaks.
"My parents... I love them very much but...
Sometimes I hate the gift they gave me.
You see my Ma can accelerate things. You know, she manipulates speed.
And my dad... He has a power that can manipulate his surroundings very well.
And I? I got a bit of both."

"That... doesn't make sense..."

"No?
Then perhaps this will."
Dante snaps his finger and the whole world around him crawls to a halt.

He casually walks up to Toshiro with his sword resting on his shoulders.
Once before him he extends his palm and energy begins to gather between his fingers with a crimson light.
Dante fires off a bala point blank into Toshiros face and speaks up.
"Aaaand Jackpot."

With the battle effectively over he turns off his power and the worldaround him speeds up until everything returns to normal and Hitsugaya begins to fall down unconsciously.He didn't feel like being unnecessarily mean to the boy so he grabbed him by his Captain Haori and slowly put him down to the ground.

In the end Captain Hitsugaya never realized what happened to him or how did the fight come to an end.
The same was true about the S.R.D.I.

>>1022620
nice

>>1022620
Jesus Christ. Dante's a walking time stop?
Or just bullet time?

>>1022620
ZA WARUDO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdPpWBr6PQ0

>>1022720

Probably a mixture of both.

>>1022620

And with that all the nice shinigami take a well deserved nap. Maybe the chucklefucks will learn to use diplomacy next time.

Now I do believe there was talk of annexing this pile of dirt in the name of Ghost Mexico?

>>1022720
It's a bubble that slows down all caught in it.
So technically you can call it a chronosphere.

To outside observers everything seems to be frozen, except Dante who moves at regular speed

>>1022810
Neat.

>>1022810
So were we just gonna get the fights today or more? Also Dante is a cheat machine what did the Plot rock give him for happiness?

>>1022854
Just the fights.
I really wanted to do them yesterday but by the end I made so many mistakes it slowed down my writing greatly.

And Dante was always meant to be OP.
That's his whole deal, life is basically a joke for him.

Also he didn't get anything from the Plotrock just yet

>>1022870
I feel really bad for Dante then. Would Yata's dummy of the plot rock be enough too push Dante or is it still just stupid?

>>1022881
What Dante yearns for is...
Complicated even for the Hogyoku to grant.

Nothing short of the real deal could ever come close to making him happy.
Or, you know life itself not sucking

>>1022939
So we need to get him a wife? For both of his issues? Fuck, Who is strong enough besides us.

>>1022948
Both issues?

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>>1022620
>Dante with Quicksilver

>>1022977
Glad someone figured it out

>>1022551
>"IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING DRA-"
dante best grandson.
>Are you even a real Captain? Because this child just bitch slapped your midget ass through half the town.
best grandson.
>>1022615
>Dante snaps his finger and the whole world around him crawls to a halt.
Time manipulation.
Oh.
So that's why he's always so bored, nothing is ever challenging for him.

BEST.
FUCKING.
GRANDSON.

Also, totally fucking hilarious how that one anon called it with hitsugaya just keeling over with a hole in his chest.

Gotta ask...is alex a (legal) loli or young adult? because i forgot her appearance

>>1022999
>Trips noted and checked
Arguably the best power from DMC3, I know I lost my damn mind when I unlocked it. Thanks for an awesome run Spoopy

Just got home and read the battles. Dante's lived up to its hype. Good job Spooky!

>>1023750
She looks like a young adult who always gets checked for ID at the liquor store

>>1026464
Well, Asher sure lucked out. He got a cool ass magic Dad and a eternally youthful schoolgirl-esque wife. My question is why doesn't Dante have any brothers or sisters? I mean really I get that he was probably a handful, but now that he is a young adult I can't imagine Old Man Asher hasn't gotten his bones jumped by an empty-nesting Alex. Or maybe they just decided condoms aren't that bad compared to a second round of raising another Dante.

Also, I still support that we Hollowify Asher as soon as he passes on, we just gotta make sure we get to him before some dickhole shinigami does, either that or go Son-in-Law hunting in the Rukongai.

I can just imagine it now, the Shinigami's equivalent of the Super Devil shows up tooling around their least defended region in complete stealth mode going "Hey, any of you guys seen a new guy around here? I am looking for my son. He is about yay-tall and looks kinda Jewish. I take your terrified silence as a no, well if you find him just follow the sounds of screaming and the puddles of terror urine that will probably be left in my wake! Oh look! A Captain of the Court Guard Squads! I sure hope this one is helpful and not a complete tool! If he looks like he is gonna start a fight, you might want to evacuate to a safe 10km distance otherwise the spiritual pressure might kill everyone you know and love!"

Probably have to have Alex turn him though, hmm just gonna wonder where/how she will corrupt his soul. Will it be a simple bite wound, or terrifying hollowifying soul-corrupting reunion sex....

>>1026553
They decided to only get a second kid after Asher dies, since he probably couldn't handle raising a second Dante as an old and frail man.


As for his hollowfication, I have a few possible scenarios already prepared.
So naturally if nothing batshit insane happens I can use one of those.
And chances are you'll probably like the end result

>>1026565
Isn't it no matter the transformation super painful?

>>1026589
Oh it is.

But if anyone would undergo it willingly then that'd be him.
'Cause you know, family

>>1026593
I hope alex makes it as plainless as possible, dear god having to tell her we miss him cause of a Soul Reaper or quincy would be terrible

>>1026565
Senpai noticed me!

>>1026593
The coolest part is that when we take asher in, he could go very far without ever eating a single soul, thanks to fruit. Depending on his potential he could work up to being either an adjuchas atrancar or a vasto arrancar.

>>1027509
I am gonna laugh so fucking hard if Asher's Hollow mask looks like a Rat. It will probably look like Anguis or some other snek bit still

>>1032235
>packrat hollow that specializes in garganta manipulation

>>1032235
It's actually neither of those things

>>1032824
Either way Asher and Nnoitora debating theology seems sorta interesting.