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Character Sheet (Full!): https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jI0aGxA_2h3SAcPYri-1fdgskbK3IbtfEzSLJ7VY9gU/edit

Character Sheet (Renexizious Only!): https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xgNKMzLUZS9L05DUCxmsvuYs-bGPIRpQsFv5k7oaBBk/edit?usp=sharing

Last time on EDQ, we flied around, found a cute little kobold village, which we have settled down in and are making our capital in the D&D world.
You have also traveled back home, and immediately found yourself tumbling your wives, who have sorely missed you.
And one in particular, Elizabeth, has asked you a very important question.

"Ren?"

"Yes?"

"...You didn't really answer my question."

"Oh. Sorry... What was it again?"

"I was... Well, I was curious about your lovers... I mean, you probably have some I don't know about."

"Oh. Right."

"I mean... I don't want to put you off balance, but I just want to make sure you aren't going overboard or taking advantage of my hospitality, ok?"

"I mean..."

She gives you a kiss, right on the nose.

"Whether you like it or not, we're a couple. A loyal couple.... But please, tell me honestly, alright?"

She kisses you again.

"Please? I just want to know."

You even thought about all the women you've loved and not told your wife about.
Katariina, Valkia, The Gorequeen of Khorne (who you have yet to tumble), the Drow Sisters, the harem back at the kobold camp, a few elven slaves, Raghilda, Constaniza, Rosa... Oh, and Vasura... And potentially that yuan-ti girl you liked... Oh, and Jasmine.

Shit. That's 51 lovers counting the harem and servants.

And Liz is just expecting to have... Two to four lovers?

Fuck, it's hard being a dragon sometimes.

>Tell her the truth? (Tell her about ALL the women you've tumbled!)
>Try to be vague as fuck? (Try to confuse her!)
>Tell her a selective truth? (Choose a select few)
>Try to bribe your wife with kisses and love.
>Just say nope, deny it all. (Blatantly Lie!)
>Write-In
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>>1004606
>Try to bribe your wife with kisses and love.

We really need to put an end to this waifu shit and start to devout more to Liz.
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>>1004621
So one vote for making Ren more mature.
I'll consider this an option to make Ren more mature.
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Bumping.
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>>1004606

>Try to bribe your wife with kisses and love.

Oh Jaysus
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>>1004606
>Try to bribe your wife with kisses and love.
>Tell her a selective truth? (Choose a select few)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 to try and bribe your wife.

+3 if you can try to change the subject.
+3 if you can promise to spend even more time around her.
+2 if you can continue to show your love to Liz.
+2 if you can worry how Liz would react if you told her you had fucking 51 one lovers.
+1 if you can panic with your headmates.
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Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1004847
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Rolled 14 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>1004847
>If Liz found out about 51 lovers
Our relationship levels would crash harder than the planes into the twin towers

>So Liz I've been working on a little projects that if it works we can stay in contact over long distances. Even help schedule dates so we spend more time together and all of that.

To our headmates
>Guys we have to whittle down waifu number to the bare minimum as quickly as possible.

Go to sleep and wake up and new threads already up.
Good way to keep me disoriented
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14+15=29

Good Success!

Your face is one of "oh shit" and "attempt to be nice"

[red]"Well, Liz... I've been working on a little project that if it works we can stay in contact over long distances. Even ehlp schedule dates so we spend more time together and all that."[/red]

"You know... We should really spend time together with our children. It would be nice..."

[red]"Maybe."[/red]

[red]OH FUCK GUYS WE NEED TO WHITTLE DOWN THE WAIFUS WE CAN'T LET LIZ FIND OUT![/red]

[i]Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck... Erh... Well... I don't think we should just dump them cold...[/i]

[i][red]There's only one way to do this. Get rid of the harem and servants and stop tumbling them. Bam, that's at least forty.[/i][/red]

[i]God, don't tell me we have to go to... Being friends.[/i] Flames says this with some minor disgust.

[red]Come on, we're friends with... One yuan-ti college student.[/red]

[i][red]Fuck... Now I feel bad about getting that many lovers. I didn't think it was that much.[/i][/red]

"Ren? Are you alright? You look worried."

[red]"I'm erh... I'm fine Liz."[/red]

"I mean, it's nice your willing to spend time with me and the kids... It means a lot Ren."

[red]"Erh, yeah..."[/red]

"So... I know your back so I'll ask you later about your lovers. How was the trip with Revenaris? Was it fun?"

Actions

>Oh. You could say that, sure.
>...He got pissed at me for letting my mom be a ruthless slaver.
>I mean, we kind of gotten along at the end...
>We kinda... You know. Has the opposite of a father-son moment.
>I think I slightly alienated him. Just a little.
>Write-In
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>>1004883
>I mean, we kind of gotten along at the end...
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>>1004883
>I mean, we kind of gotten along at the end...
>He's kind of mad I letting my mom be a ruthless slaver.
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>>1004862
So I have crunched the numbers on the waifu's lads. Assuming we get rid of all the drow but the twins, the elven slaves and the rest of the inter-dimensional harem then we lose about 37 or so of the lovers.

At this point, if we stop counting those we want to date but haven't done much with (e,g the yuan-ti girl, the gore-queen and Constaniza) we can drop it another 4 or so. This cuts off a lot of good characters and honestly is something we need to work on, what we are willing to cut is a difficult topic.

This still leaves us in a fairly dangerous place. I would suggest we spend the coming thread just romancing the shit out of Liz and trying to cut down on the waifus.


>>1004883
>...He got pissed at me for letting my mom be a ruthless slaver.
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>>1004894
We we can cut out costaniza.
We'll never tap that so she's a friend.
And while the gore queen sounds nice to conquer we would probably only do that once.


But I don't want to cut the Yuan-Ti.

Also I think we can work in one(1) kobold woman if we can argue the fact that Solaire wants a wife.
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>>1004905
True, we can certainly argue their cases. Now just some questions; who are Jasmine and Katariina. I feel like I know the second one but who are they?
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>>1004915
Katariina is an elven woman we tumbled when we went on our enraged elven rape spree(damnit anons) and gave birth to mikhal an elven bastard.

Jasmine is a waifu candidate (haven't bedded her yet) she's Half Japanese iirc with a traditional father.
She's also a copper colored half dragon.


I don't want to consider katariina a lover.
I just want to make amends for the rape.
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>>1004920
Oh those ones! Yeah we can definitely convince Liz to accept the case of Katariina but Jasmine isn't viable probably, for now at least.
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>>1004915
Oh and Jamsine is also a college student and member of the Draconia Firma and is currently our best way of figuring shit out about them.
We should use her to help us approach them directly
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[red]"Well, we kind of gotten along at the end... But he got pissed at me for letting my mom be a ruthless slaver."[/red]

She sighs.

"You should really know that he's sensitive about that sort of stuff, you know."

[red]"I know..."[/red]

"Well... Hopefully he'll forgive you. He's just angry at his grandmother, right?"

Actions

>Erh... No. He's pissed at me too for letting it happen.
>I'm trying to get along with him.
>I kind of... Well, I fucked up a little by arguing with him.
>Why don't you show him some motherly love? He loves that stuff.
>He'll be fine.
>...How's Maria?
>Write-In
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>>1004951
>Erh... No. He's pissed at me too for letting it happen.
Like we're obligated to fight evil and injustice.
If that were the case we'd be working in the warharmmer verse right now.
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>>1004951
>Erh... No. He's pissed at me too for letting it happen.
>I kind of... Well, I fucked up a little by arguing with him.
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[red]"Erh... Well, no. He's pissed at me too for letting it happen. And I kind of fucked up a little by arguing with him."[/red]

She sighs a bit.

"Well... Oh! I nearly forgot... So I've been getting this mail from a rather strange man..."

[red]"Mail?"[/red]

"You know. Love letters, that sort of thing. You know, complimenting my scales and breasts, sending cut outs of my photograph in magazines. Weird."

Actions

>Oh.
>...Who ever the fuck it is, I will fuck their shit up.
>Internalize how badly you will fuck this guy up.
>Mind if I ask where he is?
>Oh, he'll stop sending it.
>You should just deal with it yourself.
>Eeeh... I don't really care, sorry.
>Write-in
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>>1004970
>Mind if I ask where he is?
>I'll go 'talk' to him(Read: Beat the shit out of him)

If it's that fucking neck beard from Jupiter knows how many threads ago.
Then we have a new mutagen test subject
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[red]"Mind if I ask where he is?"[/red]

"I don't know, there's no address. It shows up in the mail room though. Usually around midnight."

Weird. Maybe you should investigate there first... Well, at midnight to be specific.

[red]"Thank you..."[/red]

You cuddle with Liz for a bit.

"Ren, I love you."

[red]"I know."[/red]

"...Oh... Just curious..."

[red]"What?"[/red]

"Erh... Do your uh... Other heads talk?"

[red]"Why are you asking?"[/red]

"Just... You know. No reason."

Actions

>I mean, they do. Sometimes.
>They mostly just talk to me in my head.
>...They're actually completely different personalities.
>Nope. (Lie)
>...What, did you grow a second head?
>Write-In
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>>1005003
>...They're actually completely different personalities.
>Mostly talk in our heads. Me, flames, and Solaire.
>...What, did you grow a second head?
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[red]"They're actually completely different personalities... But we mostly talk in our heads. Me, Solaire, and Flames. But why are you asking? Did you grow a second head?"[/red]

"I mean..."

She cuddles up to you, a little worried.

"...Yeah. It's a... She calls herself Gwyn."

[red]"Oh."[/red]

"I kinda... I'm just a little worried..."

Roll me a 1d20+5 to put her fear at rest.

+3 if you can provide scientific explanation why she grew a second head with it's own personalty.
+2 if you can daww over her being so worried about growing a second head.
+2 if you can reassure her and calm her.
+1 if you can think how hot she'd be with TWO heads.

Also, technically Ren has 52 lovers. I forgot about Lynea.
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Rolled 1 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1005021
>It's a random beneficial mutation dragons get sometimes. It increases intelligence and mental acuity by giving you more brain to work with also said other head can have a elemental breath similar to or different from your own. It's adorable seeing you worry over this but don't worry. I have great experience with this I can explain some things.

This means that technically we're pleasing two women for the price of one making this technical polygamy.


And we should explain the whole mental space she can create and the fact she can let her other head pilot the body if so desired.
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>>1005032
Muthafucka
>>
Well anon.

Critical Failure!

[red]"Well, it's a random mutation we get sometimes. It increases ones intelligence and mental acuity by giving you more brain, and the other head can have a scientific elemental breath similar or different from your own. But really ,it's adorable seeing you worry over this. By the way. you can create a whole mental space you can rest in and she can control your body."[/red]

She seems a little... Worried.

"T-that's... I don't want to share my body with another person..."

[red]"It's fine..."[/red]

"Can you get rid of it at all? It's... It's actually kind of scaring me."

You are not helping.

[red]"Seriously?"[/red]

"I don't want a second voice in my head... I mean, for God's sake she encourages me to be seductive with my breasts."

[red]"Really?"[/red]

"Well... I mean, she likes it. I kind of would like smaller breasts, Ren."

Shit.

Roll me a 1d20+5 if you can get her to stop worrying.
+3 if you can compliment her breasts and why Gwyn is right.
+3 if you can tell her why having a second head is so awesome.
+1 if you can tell her why your headbros are so cool. (Additional relations with Flames and Solaire!)
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>>1005043
>>1005054
Hmmm I don't like this
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Rolled 12 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1005054
>Firstly your breasts are amazing and soft and beautiful so Gwyn has a point. Also they can give you advice and keep you company. Plus they're perfectly trustworthy advisors. Hell I get advice from Flames and Solaire all the time and we talk about stuff all the time. And really the only way I could get rid of her is by killing her.
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Rolled 12 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1005054
Pls call her Gwynevere. It's like calling Franzizka Frank.
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Fine senpai.

Allowing samefagging if you can continue to tell her why her breast are great and why your headbros are so awesome.
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>>1005068
>Trying to get us to risk a one.
I'm fine with a 12 desu
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>>1005068
I'm fine
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12+12=24
Borderline Success!

[red]"Firstly your breasts are amazing and soft and beautiful so Gwynevere has a point. Also they can give you advice and keep you company. Plus they're perfectly trustworthy advisors. Hell I get advice from Flames and Solaire all the time and we talk about stuff all the time. And really the only way I could get rid of her is by killing her."[/red]

"Oh... I'm just... Well, I'm worried with all the mutations my body is going under, Ren... What if one day I get... Two tails? Or my skin falls over?"

Roll me a 1d20+4 to try and calm her down.

+3 if you can tell her why mutations are usually good.
+2 if you can provide scientific explanation and definition of why her body is undergoing mutation.
+2 if you can get her to stop worrying.
>>
Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1005098
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Rolled 6 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1005098
>Liz the mutations won't kill you. They're almost always good and give you things like better wings, muscles, shapeshifting. Helpful things.
>You're having mutations because you're constantly evolving like I do. They're sudden changes brought on by the environment and are here to help you basically. I once mutated from eating nuclear material. It's just magic and science. So come on, relax, deep breaths. Think of the benefits of having someone you can trust 100%
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>>1004894

Juuuuuust saying, we don't need to tumble them to keep them around as good characters. They may have special, useful traits just waiting to be discovered.
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>>1005128
I still want my UR Yuan-Ti
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Allowing samefagging if you can continue to tell her why having a second head is cool.

Honestly I was kinda annoyed when anons kept trying to sleep with Constaniza. She didn't want to be anything but friends but that didn't stop anons. Then once you came back she begrudgingly became your "girlfriend" because she felt guilty.
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Rolled 2 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1005154
It was so cringe. I wasn't even pushing for it. I was asleep when they talked her into it. And every attempt to bed her I wasn't even pushing for.
She isn't and never will be a lover.

>Also you might be able to do a cool new breathe attack you didn't have before. You should ask her what it is.
>>
I know senpai.


9+11=9/11
I mean 20.

Borderline Failure!

[red]"Liz,mutations won't kill you. They're almost always good and give you things like better wings, muscles, shapeshifting. Helpful things. You're having mutations because you're constantly evolving like I do. They're sudden changes brought on by the environment and are here to help you basically. I once mutated from eating nuclear material. It's just magic and science. So come on, relax, deep breaths. Think of the benefits of having someone you can trust one-hundred percent, ok?"[/red]

She still seems a little weirded out, and the two of you cuddle for a bit...

Actions

>Talk to Liz about something?
>Maybe you should leave. You've spent plenty of time with Liz.
>...Just cuddle with Liz.
>Wait until midnight and wait for the person to deliver the mail in the mailroom? They have to slip it in personally.
>Go talk to someone?
>Write-In
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>>1005331
>Go talk to someone?
Solaire
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>>1005331
>Go talk to someone?
Solaire I guess
Let's also go to our lab.
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You decide to talk to Solaire.

[red]Hey, Solaire?[/red]

[i][red]Yeah?[/i][/red]

[red]Do you want to talk?[/red]

[i][red]About what?[/i][/red]

Actions

>How about women?
>Why are you a Christian?
>Well... How do you think things are going so far?
>So... Mind if I ask if you have any political advice?
>Any advice regarding the kobold tribe?
>So... How is it, being just a head?
>So... Liz has a second head...
>Write-In
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>>1005378
>Well... How do you think things are going so far?
>Any advice regarding the kobold tribe?
I don't even know ow why any anons wanted to talk to him.
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I'l be back in a few hours anons.
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>>1005378
>>Well... How do you think things are going so far?
>>So... How is it, being just a head?
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Back anons.

Well, how do you think things are going so far?

I mean, I think everything alright. The only things I really have to complain about is the worship of us and also the fact we ate those slaves.

Didn't like it?

I felt bad after seeing our servants be so happy we were moving elsewhere... And besides, we could of done something.

Oh.

Anyways. about the private cult worship... I'm a catholic and therefor a buzzkill, but I just don't know if it's worth it to become a god.

Really?

I mean, that means leaving our women, people, children, and everything behind... I don't really like that prospect... Also our mom wouldn't exactly be able to coddle us.

...Yeah... Huh. Well, any advice regarding the kobold tribe?

Less fucking women, more technological advances. Maybe we can bring things over there and try to advance them faster.

Yeah...So how is it, being just a head?

...It's kind of boring. And since I can rarely do anything, it annoys me that I can't defend maidens, praise the sun, or otherwise defend the innocent.

What's with your knightly attitude anyways?

...I don't know. It just feels... You know, right. Plus, women love knights...

True that.

Anyways, got anything else you want to talk about?

Well... I mean, we should really cut down on the women we're seeing. I don't want to lie to Elizabeth... Also, I kinda want to meet her second head. Can you do that?

I'll look into it.

You return to reality after you hear a knock on the door.

"My lord?!"

"What?"

"One of your wife's eggs have... One of them has hatched sir!"

That is... Awfully remarkable. It's barely been even a week!

Liz begins to get dressed, and so do you....

You go to see your new child, and as you walk to where the eggs are resting, you can't help but wonder why one of her eggs have hatched already.

You eventually get to the gardens, and go to where the eggs are...

It seems three of them are growing massively, having increased by fifteen feet easily, with two of them staying a similar size... You also see a broken egg... Which is smaller then the rest.

You begin to look around for, and eventually run into a small child-like half-dragon, with stubby legs, white scales, and innocence in their eyes... He also looks fairly adorable from his short and stubby legs... He's only a foot larger then a kobold, thanks to his dwarf-like size.
Then again, he is only a child.

You walk up to him and you look down at it..
It also seems to be a male...

Actions

>...Erh... Hi? See if he can talk.
>Name him something...
>...Yell for Elizabeth to get over here?
>...Pat him on the head?
>Erh... What child? You aren't having a manlet as a son.
>Sigh in minor disappointment it's not a full-fledged dragon.
>Write-In
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>>1007972
>...Erh... Hi? See if he can talk.
Not talking shit
Iirc they are probably stronger than when we where a kid.
>>
Also, from your observation, here's what you can see.
This is not all of his inherited mutations, he still has things you might not even know about.

He seems to be quite muscular, actually. Well-chiseled to be fair.
He also has quite stubby legs (A little more stubby then how yours were!)
He also seems to have a prehensile tail.
And finally, he also seems a little more hungry then usual.
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>>1007978
So
>Muscular
>Stubby legs(don't laugh at this it gives a strength buff)
>Prehensile tail
>Hungry
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>>1007978
Oh and you archived thread 45 right?
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You decide to check to see if he can talk.

'Hi?"

He doesn't seem to understand too much...

Daily Reminder that we gave Liz a mutation where all our children will take until 21 to be fully functioning adults. Not sure if he can talk right now.

He seems curious about you and begins to poke at your skin. He seems a little intrigued about your scales.

It kind of tickles a little, he has quite adorable little claws.

Actions

>Call for Elizabeth?
>Name him...
>Pick him up?
>Try to teach him Draconic.
>Dread that you have to actually be a father now.
>...Poke him back, of course.
>So uh... Can 'you understand me? Nod your head once for yes.
>Pat his head?
>...Get him some food. He seems to be hungry.
>Write-In

>>1007985
I believe so.
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>>1007987
>Call for Elizabeth?
>Pat his head?
>...Get him some food. He seems to be hungry.

But I don't see I there
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>>1007989
Oh. Well, I'll double check anon.

You yell for Elizabeth, who comes running. You begin to pat your child on the head, which confuses him a little.

Elizabeth comes around the corner... And dawws like women do at seeing their child.

Of course, you let Elizabeth daww while you decide to make your child some food...

How much are you going to make for him?

>Just make a small meal. He's a child after all. (0.5 of a normal person's meal.)
>A normal meal. He's a half-dragon after all...
(1 of a normal person's meal.)
>...More then average. He's your son and might of inherited a bit of your hunger. (1.5 of a normal person's meal.)
>Double the portion. (Twice as much as a normal person's meal.)
>Fuck it, make a large meal. As in your everyday breakfast for him. (Four times as much as a normal person!)
>Write-In
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>>1007991
>...More then average. He's your son and might of inherited a bit of your hunger. (1.5 of a normal person's meal.)

Well if I name this kid I'll just make the trek to thread 1
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You decide to make him more then average, and after a bit bring him a rather large meal.

After a bit you bring him some cooked sausage, eggs, bacon, and a slice of pizza and some toast with cinnamon on it....

It takes him a few minutes to eat all of this, and seems now only a little hungry, but quite happy. He gives you a hug, and you pat him on the head.

"Ren... I can't believe he hatched so early..."

"Yeah... He's pretty cute, isn't he?"

"Yeah... God... Look at his little adorable legs."

Actions

>Yeah... They're pretty cute. You have cute short legs too you know.
>...Kiss Elizabeth?
>Hey, Liz? What do you want to call him? (He'll most likely be given a British name!)
>Name him yourself (Give him a draconic name or write-in!)
>Make out with Liz? She is rather happy right now...
>Liz? I'll try to be the best father I can be to him, alright?
>Come on, let's get back to the bedroom.
>I'll see you later. I should be doing something besides being with you.
>Pick the child up to follow you?
>Write-In
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>>1007997
>Yeah... They're pretty cute. You have cute short legs too you know.
>...Kiss Elizabeth?
>Name him yourself (Give him a draconic name or write-in!)
Draconic name
Draconic is pseudo latin anyways
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"Yeah... They're pretty cute. You have cute legs too you know..."

You give a kiss to Elizabeth on the mouth... Which begins to become making out... While you think of a name for your child.

>Richaraus
>Marinius
>Bismaraius
>Cassiausnos
>Aulusaviik
>Bismark
>Gustavius
>Solaraius
>Write-In
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>>1008001
>Aulusaviik
So the reason he hatched first was because his egg was bigger.
>>
Well, I'm going to wait for a few more votes and get some sleep, sorry.
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>>1008001
>Aulusaviik
>>
>>1008001
>Aulusaviik
>>
Back anons, but probably not for long, got a presentation I got to do to my boss.

Wish me luck senpai.

You decide to name him... Aulusaviik. It's a rather hard name to pronounce, but it'll work.

You make out with Liz for a minute, and she lets go and the two of you stop kissing.

"So... What are we going to do with him?"

[red]"Aulusaviik?"[/red]

She seems not to really like that name.

"...Aulusaveek?"

[red]"There's no e."[/red]

"...It sounds a little... Well, I mean... Could we do something easier to pronounce?"

[red]"Eh. It's fine... Just call him Aulus."[/red]

"Yeah... So... I mean... What are we going to do with him?"

[red]"Why are you asking me?"[/red]

"I mean... Well... I have no idea, really."

She seems to expect you to do something with him... Like a dad.
Great.

And judging from her sentencing, she seems to want to come along to help.

Actions

>Well... Let's do something with the little guy later, alright?
>...We should probably teach him some things.
>Let's do something fun together. Like a family.
>...Why don't you read him a story or something? Put that maternal story to work? I'll uh... I'll help somehow.
>Well... Maybe we should get a baby sitter?
>...You don't see any chaos taint in him... But you just can't be sure. Tell Liz your going to take him to the lab and just take a look at him...
>Write-In
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>>1008136
>Write-In
"We could go to a park and just relax. Perhaps being a picnic basket or something."
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>>1008136
>Let's do something fun together. Like a family.

Road trip family vacation to Sicily
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>>1008136
>Let's do something fun together. Like a family.
Where were the harpys again?
I forget.

And good luck OP
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>>1008141
Greece but I don't remember where in Greece.
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>>1008143
Yeah I know Greece but it was one of three places
Sicily
Sparta(I think)
And somewhere else.

Welp archive time again
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>>1008145
It was Sicily. Centaurs are in Hungary and Giants in Romania.
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>>1008147
Thanks that sounds about right.
So i guess it's harpy form now.
I know for sure we already have centaur form.
>>
Gonna update real fast since I'm about to do it.

Feel free to come up with ideas on what to do for the family fun time.
>>
>>1008150
Watching the wildlife. We need a new form anyways.
Maybe even approach the harpys.
Food.
Go check out the tourist traps.
>>
>>1008150
Family trip to Sicily.
>Sunny
>Beaches
>Ancient ruins
>Don't have to do evil shit to leave

There's also harpies there but it's more important to spend time with family then getting a form that we probably won't use. Especially since harpies are all female/not male.
>>
I'm back for now, just finished my presentation and about to go interview someone.
Great.

Anyways, anons want to do a family trip to Sicily?

>Yes! Sounds like fun!
>Nah...
>Bring some other people besides Liz and Aulus?
>Write-In
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>>1008313
>Yes! Sounds like fun!

>Bring some other people besides Liz and Aulus?
Just send a general call out to our family and ask our wives. They can come if they want but we aren't expecting them all to come unless they really want to.
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>>1008313
>Bring some other people besides Liz and Aulus?
Renexizia and Joan.
We haven't spent enough time with them.
Maybe even mikhal too.

So he has good memories of us who the Elven Dominion comes knocking
>>
Oh hey, speaking of family...

Could anons just roll me a 1d20+4 please?

Also, I have a really fucking bad headache from stress so expect some slow updates as I try to lessen the pain.
>>
Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1008529
>Stress
What happened
>>
Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1008529
>>
Back anons, sorry about the huge fucking delay, but I had a heavy workload and passed out as soon as I got home.

18+4=22

"Well... Why don't we go on vacation? I could bring some of my wives... The whole family, really. To Sicily."

"...Do you really have to bring your other wives?" She can't help but sigh a little bit.

Actions

>...Well... They're an essential part of this family.
>I don't... Sorry for mentioning them.
>...Come on, I know you like them.
>Fuck it, make out with her some more.
>Write-In
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>>1011145
>I don't... Sorry for mentioning them.
If anything only bring Chrysoula because of Flames. Other then that we should only bring our kids.
>>
>>1011145
>I don't... Sorry for mentioning them.
>>
"I don't... Sorry for mentioning them. Would you care if I brought Chrysoula?"

Roll me a 1d20+4 if you can convince her.
Also, you have gained +5 relations with Flames.

+3 if you can argue why she'd be adorable around children and what she could do with them.
+2 if you can tell her why she's better than Frankizka.
+2 if you can also mention how fun it'd be in bed with her.
>>
Rolled 3 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1011207
She's basically a giant stuffed plushie. Plus she's nice and would probably be good with children.
Telling her why Chrysoula is better is retarded and feeds her autism.
>>
>>1011217
Well, better then Frankizka, I meant. Not better than Liz.

Anyways, allowing samefagging so long as you can do one of the options or give reasons why it's better for Chrysoula to go rather than Frankizka.
>>
Rolled 19 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1011220
Exactly.
That argument between the two is autistic anyways I don't even know why they're arguing.
It was racism right?

Anyways Chrysoula has big boobs which is nice for sex stuff.
>>
19+9=28

Good Success

"Come on. She's like a giant stuffed plushie. She's nice, good with children..."

You hear Liz sigh a bit.

"...I'd rather not trust a large minotaur who could accidently step on my baby."

"She won't, besides, you'll rarely see her."

"...At least it's not that slut Frankizka..."

"Yeah. Anyways, I'll call you when we're ready to leave."

She nods her head and picks up your child and takes him back to the lair...

"Sir?"

You turn around to see your servant.

"Yes? What is it?"

"There's a tiny problem."

"What is it?"

"...You remember that disease infecting cattle in Ukraine, right?"

"Yes?"

"...There's erh... Reports that it's begun to spread to people as well."

"In Ukraine?"

"Erh... Yes my lord. There's also reports that it might of... Well, it might of spread a little before anyone noticed. To Romania, to be specific."

Shit. If it's mutated... Maybe all that process on a cure was for nothing.

Actions

>...Ha! Romania belongs to Germany. Let them have their disease...
>...I'm curious, what does the disease do to people anyways?
>A monarch's job is never done...
>It's nothing major...
>...Maybe order a quarantine of Ukraine.
>Write-In
>>
>>1011227
...I'm curious, what does the disease do to people anyways?
>A monarch's job is never done...
>>
[red]"Just curious... What does the disease do to people?"[/red]

"I'm not actually too sure my lord. I heard it gave them sores and rashes, or something along that."

Not too major. But still, probably something you should look into.

[red]"Well, I'll try to take care of it. Anything else?'[/red]

"No, my lord."

[blue]I got one. Can you get your mutt to stop talking to me? It's rather annoying.[/blue] says Quoth.

[red]What?[/red]

[blue]He's whining about not having time outside and how he's bored.[/blue]

[red]Oh.[/red]

[blue]...He's also been using me as a chew toy. Can you PLEASE get rid of him? I can hardly tolerate my existence in the Immaterium with him.[/blue]

[red]Really?[/red]

[blue]Have YOU been used as a chew toy? I don't think so. So can you PLEASE get him out of here? Get him some skulls or something.[/blue]

Actions

>Come on, Blondi doesn't need time outside the Immaterium.
>Fine. I guess I can get him out of the Immaterium for a bit.
>Sorry, but I'm kinda busy...
>Man, I kind of forgot about him. Sure.
>Maybe when I go on vacation.
>Write-In
>>
>>1011275
>Sorry, but I'm kinda busy...
I thought we got rid of that cattle disease
>>
>>1011275
>Maybe when I go on vacation.
>>
You were about to and you were curing it, then one of my secret rolls caused it to get worse. Sorry senpai.

[red]Sorry, but I'm kind of busy... Maybe when I go on vacation.[/red]

[blue]Ah, right. So you can get more "time" with your wife in bed, perhaps?[/blue]

[red]Of course.[/red]

[blue]Right. Well, I hope the cosmic gods grant you many ones, as I am slowly ripped apart by a overactive mutt like a chew toy.[/blue]

[red]Wow, thanks.[/red]

You hear a bark in your mind.

[blue]Oh, for Tzeentch's sak-[/blue]

You hear a growl and hear shaking... And you hear Quoth screaming his little bird mouth off.

You decide to terminate communications.

Relations Lost with Quoth: -10
Also, natural ones will tend to be a little worse then usual by warp fuckery.

You of course order the standard "find the infected in Romania" quarantine thing, and you begin to find progress reports on the cure. It seems like it was only held back a little, and should be cured in a month or two. Great.

So of course, you decide to read a newspaper...

Which has a rather interesting headline of... Your wife.

You decide to read the headline.
"STUNNING INTERVIEW WITH QUEEN ELIZABETH III!"

Huh. You read a little... And note that plenty of the camera shots seem to be focused on a particular region of space...

The article seems to portray you as a passionate father who spends most of his time ruling the nation and secretly wants more time with his wife and children. You are overall made out to be a very relatable person, and there's plenty of compliments about both you and Liz.
Huh. How nice of the news to portray you nicely.

Wait a minute...

You look outside, and see it's actually getting a bit dark...
Weren't you going to find that fucking asshole who's leaving love letters for your wife?

>Nah... You have things to do.
>Of course. Beating up people with no life is your job.
>Eh, you should really get ready to leave and go on vacation.
>Write-In
>>
>>1011311
>Eh, you should really get ready to leave and go on vacation.
>>
Going to wait twenty more minutes anons.
>>
You decide against it, and to go on vacation with Liz.

So you go to find Chrysoula, who seems to be exercising by weights in the new gym... She doesn't seem to have any problem with the weights, and seems like it's not even a problem.

Oh, and she's also not wearing a shirt, and has a broken bra on. Which seems to have been attempted to be sewn together.

"Chrysoula?"

She looks as she lifts the weight with a single hand, the other hand behind her head and relaxing her.

"Huh? What do you want Ren? I'm kind of trying to exercise."

"Well, me and my wife are going on vacation... Do you want to come?"

She seems to be a little mixed in relations.

"I just got this gym... Not to mention that awesome walk in closet you got me..."

Roll me a 1d20+4 to convince her to come.
+3 if you can try to get her to think how much fun a vacation would be with you and Elizabeth. Not to mention Flames.
+2 if you can tell her how much exercise she'll be able to get in Sicily and fun activities she and Elizabeth can do together.
+2 if you can compliment her exercising.
>>
Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1011364
Well Sicily is like Greece so there's that
>>
15+4=19

Success!

"Come on, it'll be fun. Sicily is like Greece, so there's that..."

She doesn't seem too convinced.

"I mean, sure. Is Frankizka coming?"

Actions

>Liz doesn't want her along, so no.
>Well, my kids are coming, if they have time...
>It's just you, me, Liz, and my two other heads.
>If you want, I can bring her.
>Of course!
>...Maybe a few other women too, just saying.
>Write-In
>>
>>1011400
>No not really. Just You, Liz and a number of my kids
>>
"No, not really. Just you, Liz, and a few of my kids."

"...Kids?" She seems a little worried.

"Yeah. Something wrong?"

"I mean... Well... Should I be along for this? I mean, what if your kids don't like me or something?"

"What's wrong?"

She seems a little nervous.

"I mean.. Well, what if they're... You know. What if they hate me for loving Flames and by extension you?"

"Really?"

"I mean... Yeah..."
She seems a little worried.

"...What if they hate me for beating that kid up? I mean... I didn't mean to knock him out and put him in a coma." Now she seems nervous and shy, not to mention a little repentant.

Actions

>Try to reassure her that none of your kids will hate or dislike her?
>Come on, it'll be nice to be on vacation again.
>...They won't do anything even if they do hate you. I'm their father.
>They won't care. A few of them are budding polygamists too, I suspect.
>You know, you gave Mikhal a "thing" for huge breasts. And minotaurs. So yeah, don't punch any more of my kids.
>...Well, I think you should really make up with Mikhal. I mean, he's... He's kinda weird about you. Just saying. Also, it won't help you if you avoid him. Try to be nice and get along with him.
>I mean, you can always stay home.
>Write-In
>>
>>1011410
>I mean, you can always stay home.
If anything it's Ren's fault for being a serial rapist who hides the truth.
>>
Going to wait for another post before updating.
>>
>>1011410
>Write-In
"You have nothing to worry about honestly, considering that they know to various degrees that I have more than one partner.

As to their reaction to you knocking someone out, unintentionally I might add, they'll be fine with it. They accepted that I have killed people without so much as a second thought in most cases.

Anyhow I would hate for you to miss this. We can go for walks along beaches, swim or anything else we wish while we are down there."
>>
"Honestly, you have nothing to worry about. All of them know I have more than one partner, and their reaction to you knocking someone out... Unintentionally I might add, they'll be fine with it. They accepted that I have killed people without so much as a second thought in most cases. But I would really hate for you to miss this. We can go for walks along beaches, swim... Anything else, really..."

"I mean... I know... It just seems a little weird Ren... You know... I didn't just knock anyone out, I knocked out their sibling and put him in a coma..."

"Chrysoula..."

"I mean... I don't know any of them either... How would I know how they won't just get mad at me for being a minotaur or something?"

Roll me a 1d20+4 if you can try to convince her again.

+3 if you can give her reasons why they'll like her.
+2 if you can reassure her and calm her down a little.
+3 if you can tell her why your children are alright with you being with multiple partners and a minotaur, no less.
+1 if you can continue to sell her on how much fun it'll be down in Sicily.
>>
Rolled 12 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1011462
There's (probably) Greek Ruins there which is good
>>
Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1011462
"Trust me, they will like you. You are smart, caring, moral and cuter than a button. If nothing else they will trust my judgement of you as a good person.

My children are, I would point out, born of multiple partners from back when I had concubines and are also from many different races. Obviously all draconian to some degree but still.

It will be very fun, but without you it won't be as fun. We can go exploring ruins, dancing, dining, drinking and pick up some new clothes for you. Since you seem to love that new closet so much."


Calming head pats and hugging whilst saying this shit.
>>
>>1011492
Forgot to account for the roll bonuses.


It should in fact be 20+13 and thus 9+13 or 22.
>>
12+13=25

Good Success!

"Trust me, they will like you. You are smart, caring, moral and cuter than a button. If nothing else they will trust my judgement of you as a good person.

My children are, I would point out, born of multiple partners from back when I had concubines and are also from many different races. Obviously all draconian to some degree but still.

It will be very fun, but without you it won't be as fun. We can go exploring ruins, dancing, dining, drinking and pick up some new clothes for you. Since you seem to love that new closet so much..."

She seems convinced, as you headpat and hug her.

"I mean... Well.. Sure. I hope they don't mind."

"They won't, trust me."

"Yeah... So Frankizka isn't coming?"

"Nope."

She seems a little disappointed.

"Oh. So just us, your kids, and Elizabeth?"

Actions

>Yeah, just that.
>Maybe Lynea might want to come?
>Vasura, maybe. She needs to do something besides sex.
>Kiss her?
>I mean... I can find a way to bring along Frankizka, just saying.
>Do you want anyone else along?
>You know, I'll try to get you and Elizabeth to get along... Like friends. (Try to make Chrysoula and Elizabeth befriend each other?)
>Mind if I ask why your exercising so much?
>Write-In
>>
>>1011574
>Kiss her?
Is that even a question? Always kiss the adorable Minotaur!

>Write-In
"I would bring Frankizka but Liz and her don't get along. Still, I'll ask Liz if she really minds if it matters to you that much..? Anyone else whilst I am ask you'd like to come along?"
>>
You kiss Chrysoula on the cheek...


"I would bring Frankizka but Liz and her don't get along. Still, I'll ask Liz if she really minds if it matters to you that much..? Anyone else whilst I am ask you'd like to come along?"

"I mean... No, not really. I mean, I don't really know anyone besides you... Oh, is that uh... Is the kid I hurt coming?"

"Probably."

She seems a little shy and visibly tightens up.

"Could you... I mean... How can I you know... Apologize to him?" She says this a little nervous, cute, and shyly...

"Really?"

"I mean... Yeah. I still feel bad about hurting him."

Actions

>To be fair, he had it coming.
>Come on. I'll take you to apologize to him.
>You don't need to apologize to him, alright?
>...You should probably put a shirt on. I don't want my son getting any ideas, alright?
>Well, let me tell you how to get along with him...
>Write-in
>>
>>1011695
>Come on. I'll take you to apologize to him.
Personally I'm in favor of divorcing Franzizka. Elizabeth is the only wife we need.
>>
"Come on, I'll take you to apologize to him, alright?"

"Right..."

She gets up, and follows you after putting on a shirt.

Roll me a 1d20+3 for how well this apology goes.

+3 if as Chrysoula you can think of a way to apologize to Mikhal.
+2 if you as Renexizious can think of a way to either force your son to accept or to convince him why not to hold it against her.
+2 if you can give him shit for his love of minotaurs.
>>
Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1011752
>>
allowing samefagging if you can think about how to apologize as Chrysoula!
>>
Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1011772
Hug him and slightly pick up up to our chest
>>
Still allowing samefagging anons.
>>
Rolled 13 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1011752
Give him a Minotaur plushy like you did Ren

>Come on son if I can get over getting killed I think you're tough enough to give the softie a chance.

I have returned


Faggots
>>
13+8=21

Failure!

You and Chrysoula head down to find Mikhal, and it takes you a minute...
You eventually find him reading one of the comic books you gave him... Chrysoula goes up to him, and gives him a huge, big hug as an apology, and she easily lifts him off the ground.

However, he seems a little scared.

"What the hell!?"

Roll me a 1d20+4 if Chrysoula can calm him down.
+3 if as Chrysoula you can apologize to him.
+2 if you can also show your sorry.
+1 if you can be shy and nervous about it.
>>
Rolled 13 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1012007
>Show your sorry
You mean act like it?
We could lower our head in shame

>I'm.. sorry for hurting you so bad...I didn't plan that...I kinda lost my temper for a bit... So yeah..
>>
Rolled 11 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1012007
Put him down, quickly and stumble backwards saying "sorry" repeatedly before hiding behind Ren.

Then just, say "Hello, I want to apologise"
>>
13+10=23

Minor Success!

You see Chrysoula see tempted to nervous and just hide, but she stumbles a bit backwards and puts him down, her head a little lowered in shame.

"I"m sorry! I just uh... I just wanted to come and apologize. For you know... I kinda didn't plan on hurting you so bad. I lost my temper for a minute... So yeah... I'm sorry..."

Roll me a 1d20+3 if he accepts this.
+3 if you can come in and try to further convince Mikhal why he should accept.
+2 if you can get Chrysoula to do something cute.

Also, anons want to divorce Frankizka? Any one else want to put their opinion in?
>>
Rolled 7 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1012060
>Be gone for the day
>Learn you're sick and need rest
>Now I learn they want to divorce frankizka

Can't I die in peace?

No this is retarded.
Don't divorce smol vampire that's autism.


>Come on mikhal I'm not asking you to forget this but to try and move past. Please?

If Chrysoula fidgets adorably that'd be cute.
>>
Rolled 15 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1012060
I want Ren to be more devout to Liz and monogamous, so as to serve as a roll model to others. Also having 2 wives is completely pointless and serves no purpose.
>>
>>1012115
>Ren
>Role model
Now that's just retarded.
Please be honest and just say you consider the other waifus trash.
Because we're too far gone to be a fucking role model.
>>
>>1012130
Ren is a fucking sex addict and it causes problems/obstacles in his life. So instead of being lazy and saying "lol unlimited waifu's" we should gradually out an end to it.
>>
>>1012151
But that's different from up and divorcing frankizka because we regret our own decisions.

>Curb waifu shit
Does not mean
>Divorce the other wives.
It means not being autistic and grabbing 50 other waifus.
>>
>>1012160
And no offence but if I was ren I'd be an addict of something damnit.
>>
>>1012160
>>Divorce the other wives.
We only have two wives, Liz and Franzizka. We married Liz because she was daughter to the queen of England and one of the first women we met. With Franzizka there's hardly any reason as to why besides just to serve as a mega-masochist slut/waifu.
>>
>>1012187
So?
We married her.
Get the fuck over it.
You think I don't have gripes about shit we've done?

We've done what we've done divorcing her because she provided no monetary benefit and the fact you don't like it is autistic.


Move on and do better in the future.
Don't fuck with people because of our past feelings, decisions, errors.
>>
>>1012205
I'm not just saying it because of personal preferences. I'm saying we should loosen ties with Franzizka because Liz obviously doesn't like the fact that we have her, a French vampire, as another wife. And before you even suggest convincing her to think over wise, remember Liz and her opinions on Roman culture.
>>
15+8=23

Good Success!

"Come on Mikhal, I'm not asking you to forget, but to try and move past this, please."

"I mean... I guess."

Chrysoula gives him a crushing hug and puts him on the ground, and apologies are shared.

Chrysoula seems in a much better mood after this, and you begin to head back to begin to pack up.

"I can't wait to get out of this cold weather... It's freezing all the time."

"Yeah..."

"So... Want to talk about anything?"

"Like?"

She thinks...

"Well, I have a question."

"About?"

"...I was kind of wondering if that larger breast thing Liz is happening is by you."

"What? I would never do that!"

"Hey, I'm just asking... Besides, you have an alibi about this stuff."

"Really?"

"I mean... Your into that science and stuff. And you like breasts... So..."

"I'd never do that!"

"Really?"

"Of course."

"Right... I mean... I'm kinda worried about it."

"Really?"

"I mean... I don't want Flames to get attracted to her because of it. I mean... I don't want him to get attracted to anyone else either..."
She seems a little concerned.

"Your worried that Flames is attracted to Elizabeth?"

I've always had been, to be honest.

"I mean... Yeah... I don't want him to go off like you and find other women to... You know."

"Right, right..."

"...Hey, I'm sorry. I know Elizabeth's your wife and you probably like the breasts... I'm sorry for accusing you of doing it, alright?"

She puts a hand on your shoulder, being sympathetic.

"I love it. But yeah..."

"Sorry. It just kinda... You know. Fit you..."

"...It kind of does, huh."

"Yeah... Besides... To be honest, I'd be jealous of Elizabeth if she did get larger breasts."

"Really?"

"I mean... To be honest, yeah. Sorry."
She seems a little embarrassed but seems to be telling the truth.

Actions

>...I don't fucking fit the bill at all for a scientist focused on sex, damn it.
>...Well, thanks for telling the truth, I guess.
>Come on, Liz's boobs can't get any bigger.
>Mind if I ask why you'd be jealous?
>...I mean... I don't see Liz's boobs shrinking any time.
>Try to convince her it's a good thing?
>...You know, maybe if you became a dragotaur you wouldn't have to worry...
>I can always make you bigger Chrysoula.
>Try to comfort Chrysoula?
>...Is that a sort of weird compliment?
>What, you don't want to be used as a pillow?
>Write-In
>>
>>1012220
>Try to comfort Chrysoula?
I have a question about Liz. Now that she has 2 heads, can she upgrade that to grow three.
>>
>>1012219
Yeah and she probably wouldn't like the deal we've made with khorne.
We've made decisions that may have been bad that she probably won't like.
But I'd vote against backing out of the deal with khorne.
She's probably also not going to like the romanization of our empire either.
But that's life.
Compromises and dealing with idiosyncrasies and dumb shit.
>>1012220
>...Well, thanks for telling the truth, I guess.
>>
>>1012229
Yeah, you can.

"Well, thanks for telling the truth I guess."

Roll me a 1d20+4 to comfort her.
+3 if you can tell her it's fine to be jealous.
+2 if you can tell her why Flames will remain with her.
+2 if you can tell her why both of their breasts are equal.
>>
Rolled 7 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1012243
>I think Flames has grown to found of you and your ilk to leave you.
>>
Rolled 8 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1012243
>Jealousy is natural. You have pride in what you have and having someone come near it hurts said pride. There's nothing wrong with that. And flames will stay with you. He gets mad for you too much for anything else to be true. And in the end your both equal. Circumstances and such means you can't weigh one more than the other. You can relax.


Today sucks.
>>
Allowing samefagging if you can compare the advantages of both of their breasts, and why Flames could never leave her.
>>
Rolled 12 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1012292
>It's fur vs scale. Or in this case since Liz's scales are soft Fur vs Skin. Both have their own merits and such based on warmth, softness, color and texture. So if flames is the degenerate i know him to be it's extremely unlikely he'll leave you. And I'd rip on him for it
>>
Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1012292
Flames loves you.hes literally in my head 24/7 and will never stop talking about how much he loves you and stuff like that.
>>
"Jealousy is natural. You have pride in what you have and having someone come near it hurts said pride. There's nothing wrong with that. And flames will stay with you. He gets mad for you too much for anything else to be true. And in the end your both equal. Besides, it's fur versus scale. Or in this case, since since Elizabeth's scales are soft... Fur versus skin. Both have their own merits and such, but if I know flames, it's that he's a fucking degenerate furfa- I mean, he's a nice guy, and he's extremely unlikely to leave you. Besides, he loves you a ton. Literally in my head 24/7 and never stops talking about how much he loves you, alright?"

She seems much more happy.

"Yeah... Thanks."

The two of you continue on and begin to head back to the lair, the moon high in the sky.

"...So uh... Ren?"

"Yeah?"

"I mean... Why are you taking me to Sicily?"

Actions

>...Well, I mean, your Flame's wife...
>...You get along decently with everyone, Chrysoula.
>...Because I won't have to listen to arguments with Frankizka and Elizabeth.
>I just like having my minotaur plushie near at all times.
>...Well, I mean, you aren't my first pick.
>Because I love you?
>Write-In
>>
>>1012343
>...Well, I mean, your Flame's wife...
To be nice, give her a Mediterranean vacation and all that.
>>
>>1012343
>...Well, I mean, your Flame's wife...

>Saying we love her
>In front of flames
Fuck right out of here.
>>
>>1012370
-6 gorrilion to relations with QM for not falling for bait.

"Well, I mean, your Flame's wife."

"Oh... Thanks."

She yawns a bit.

"So uh... I'm probably going to get some sleep. What are you going to do?"

Actions

>Why don't I sleep with you?
>Yeah, I should get ready to sleep with Elizabeth tonight...
>Well, I got to catch someone leaving love letters for my wife...
>You want to help me catch someone leaving love letters for my wife?
>Write-In
>>
>>1012394
>Thinking I'd fall for such low quality bait.
It doesn't even have Mecha or Snek women.


>Well, I got to catch someone leaving love letters for my wife...
>>
>>1012394
>Well, I got to catch someone leaving love letters for my wife...
>>
"Well, I got to catch someone leaving love letters for my wife."

"Oh... Well, I'll see you later. Don't hurt them too bad, alright?"

You laugh hysterically as you go to the mail room...

Hopefully you have enough time.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to STAKE OUT!
+3 if you can think about what the fuck your going to do to this guy for leaving fucking love letters to your wife.
+1 if you can be understanding, brutal, or ANGRY AS FUCK.
>>
Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1012419
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Rolled 20 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1012419
He will be a new mutagen test subject
(If I have my way the first plant person)
And while i understand our wife is attractive I do not care.
>>
Critical Success.
You wait inside, stealthily..

"Are you really sure this is a good idea?"

"Come on... Who can say they're hitting on the Queen of England?"

"For God's sake we're only in high school and we're infiltrating on government grounds! We'll get kil-"

"Oh shut it you. We'll be fine..."

You hear some heavy footsteps, and you poke your head up through a small window. You see a half-dragon guard armed with a Autokarbiner investigating... A group of three teens. One looks rather nerdy, and the other two seem like average kids.

"What the hell are you doing here?" asks the guard.

"We were uh... We were going to leave a note..."

"For fuck's sake, give it to me. Do your parents know your awake at this hour?"

"N-no..." Says the rather nerdy teen.

The guard sighs.

"I'll give the letter to the lord. Can I get a name?"

"Hey... Wait a minute, you guards don't patrol here. What the hell are you doing here?"

"...Erh... I was just doing my rounds."

You see a letter in the... Back of the half-dragon guard's pocket.

"Now, move along citizen."

"Shit... Well, can I at least leav-"
You hear... More footsteps.

"Who's that? One of your friends?"

You look out to see a rather... Awkward looking man, overweight and with a neckbeard.

"Fuck, I don't know who that is." says one of the teens.

"W-why is everyone here?"

"Why are you here?"

"I-I was just leaving a letter."

"Through the small slit in the window?" asks the guard.

"H-how did you know?"

The guard stammers.

"...Shit. I erh... Well, I mean..."

"Holy fuck, are you here..."

The guard seems pissed off.

"Oh fuck off. She's hot."

"Holy shit, we're here to leave a letter for her too."

Holy fuck it's a convention of virgins outside.

"I-I was leaving a letter for the Queen too."

"...Are we all leaving love letters for the queen?"

"I mean... Yeah?" says the teens. The neckbeard also nods his head.

"...That's uh... Well, that's weird."
You hear MORE footsteps... And see a rather nervous man.

"What the he-"

"Hi." says the guard.
"Yo." says one of the teens.
"H-hi." says the neckbeard as he uses a asthma inhaler.

"W-why is everyone..."

"I guess we're all here to leave love letters, I guess."

"I just saw her in the newspaper. She's fucking hot." Says one of the teens.

"Newspaper?"

"Yeah... Wait a minute... Your that reporter, aren't you?"
The man seems even more nervous.

"H-how did you know?"

"Your wearing your nametag."

"Shit... Well... I mean... She seemed nice, smelled nice..."

"I know, right? I mean, her breasts weren't always that big." says the guard.
Continued!
>>
>>1012532
>The neck beard
I knew it.
>One of our guards
Goddamnit
>The reporter
Fucking hell
>Teenagers
Reeeeeeeeeeee
>>
"Really?"

"Yeah... From what I hear, they've just begun growing randomly."
The teens seem strangely allured by this.

"...Why the hell are you leaving a note anyways?" says the nerdy teen, pointing towards the soldier.

"I mean... Elizabeth's been nice to me ever since my wife... Fucking left me for that piece of shit Stephan in France..." The soldier says, bitterly.

"You?" the nerd points towards the neckbeard...

"I-I mean, I already own the bodypillow... I'm just here for some pictures."

Everyone seems disgusted by this.

"Holy fuck, what are you, somesort of pervert?" says the guard.

"W-what? I thought we were all here to take pictures of naked sleeping women and steal their panties and bras?"

The teens can't help but laugh, and the reporter seems a little shocked and entertained. The guard seems a little pissed.

"Why the fuck are you spying on women? Especially the Queen of England?"

"I-I mean... She's hot... I mean, have you SEEN the bodypillow? I mean, I bet her panties smell nice..."

The guard seems disgusted enough where he headbutts the neckbeard, knocking him out. Fucking deserve it too.

"Fucking weirdo. I'll make sure he gets locked up for this shit."

"Holy shit! You knocked him the fuck out!" says one of the teens.

"So what the fuck's in the card anyways?"

"I mean, mostly compliments. You know. That she smells nice. I think. I don't know."

"What about you, reporter man?"

"I mean... I just wanted to thank her for her interview... I mean, she was... She was something else."

"Right..."

"What about you?" the nerd says to the guard.

"I erh... Well... Just some poetry."

"Wow."

"Yeah... Why the fuck are you here anyways?" the guard says to the nerd...

"I-I didn't want to come here in the first place."

"We're trying to get him laid, and since he helped us get As on our tests..."

"Your trying to get him to Elizabeth?"

"Yeah."

The guard seems entertained.

"Huh..."

You hear... Something in the trees... You can't help but look up...
And see a pair of kobolds fall out of a tree.

The guard seems entertained.

"More guests?"

"Goddamn it Ivictus! You said you could hold me up!"

"You weigh like a brick! You should of taken off that armor!"

"We almost had a shot!"

The guard seems alert, and goes to draw a weapon...

"Are you trying to assassinate someone or something?!"

"What?! We were trying to get a photo on some of these surface women!"

"They're amazing!" the kobold known as Ivictus says.

"Seriously? Have you seen them? I mean, that Elizabeth one though is a real knocker."

"Yeah..."

"So, is there anyone else?!" the guard yells out to the forest.

You look outside... And see nearly a dozen men come out of the bushes or trees armed with cameras and binoculars. There's the occassional werewolf, yuan-ti, or half-dragon too.

"Holy shit, this is... A crowd."

For fuck's sake you have nearly twenty men outside wanting your wife.

What do?

>Head outside?
>...Just wait.
>...Just sigh and head inside.
>Write-In
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>>1012602
>Head outside?
What is this shittery.
>>
You head outside...

What are you going to do anons?

First choose your form.

>Dragon form?
>Dragotaur form.
>Half-Dragon form.
>Human Form
>Write-In

Also, how are you reacting?

>Pissed the fuck off!
>Murder-Time Angry Mode.
>Neutral. For now.
>A little smug that your wife is just this attractive.
>Worried that your wife is this "appealing" to people.
>Write-in
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>>1012640
>Dragon form?


>Happy
Because we've got all these idiots in one area.
And the first one to run is gonna hurt.

Kind of like when a villain traps the hero.
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>>1012660
Mind if I ask how you plan to take care of them?
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>>1012675
Extreme intimidation and daemonic laughter.And take the neck beard.
He was planning to steal.

Maybe a threat that if anyone trespasses again it's gonna be a bad time.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+5 to be intimidating.

+3 if you can make fun of them for being pathetic losers, or if you can try to be understanding that your wife is indeed hot, but there's other fish in the sea.
+3 if you can boast how your superior genes mean you get the superior women.
+2 if you can tell them how brutal and hardcore they'll suffer if they come back again.
>>
Rolled 5 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1012713
>Okay gentlemen I understand my wife is attractive but you'll have to settle for other less attractive women. Maybe in another time if you all had the superior draconic genes I have and half the skill I do you might have had the chance. But now you don't so press your luck too hard and you''re going to suffer long and painful torture at my hands for prolonged periods of time for my amusement. Kind of like this guy

and take the neckbeard
>>
Allowing samefagging if you can continue to boast to them why your wife will always be eternally better then their shit taste.
>>
Rolled 17 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1012773
>Not that any of you will find a woman half as good as my well endowed wife with superior draconic genes. But you know what they say. The rare for the rare, the common for the common. And you all are common
>>
"Okay gentlemen I understand my wife is attractive but you'll have to settle for other less attractive women. Maybe in another time if you all had the superior draconic genes I have and half the skill I do you might have had the chance. But now you don't so press your luck too hard and you''re going to suffer long and painful torture at my hands for prolonged periods of time for my amusement. Kind of like this guy. But, well... It's not like that any of you will find a woman half as good as my well endowed wife with superior draconic genes. But you know what they say. The rare for the rare, the common for the common. And you all are common..."

You pick up the neckbeard after intimidating the non-important watchers away...

Hey, don't forget about the guard. He lives with us, damn it.

Good point...
You move your head to the nervous looking guard...

Actions

>Would you care to explain why you've been writing my wife... Poetry?
>Set him aflame.
>Nom.
>Intimidate him some further!
>Give him a pay raise for knocking out the neckbeard for you.
>...Oooh, another test subject.
>He has balls for hitting on your wife. Give him a pay raise.
>Make sure you move his station away from Stockholm.
>Fire him!
>...Enslave him?
>...Cut his pay a little.
>...You got the point across. Let the guard go.
>Take care of another one of the important people?
>Write-in
>>
>>1012846
>...Oooh, another test subject.
we are short anyways
>>
I'm going to get some sleep anons... I'll continue once I wake up.
>>
>>1012869
Sure thing QM

>inb4 "shit I can't get any sleep/I just woke up so here's a quick update"
>>
>>1012882
>Quick update becomes hours upon hours of posting
>>
>>1012882
>>1012949
Ha! I actually got sleep anons!

You know... That half-dragon would make an excellent test subject.
You can't help but grab him... And make sure to make your grip as uncomfortable as possible.

...Why the fuck don't we grab all of these fucking deranged fucking retards and experiment on them?! How fucking dare they spy on our fucking wife!!!

Oooh. You kind of like the sound of that.
You turn your gaze to the teens and that nerdy teen, who seem to be backing away slowly...

Actions

>Kill them.
>Let them flee...
>...Eeeh, you aren't really sure experimenting on your own guards will make you very popular...
>More test subjects! You were running low! Grab them!
>Fuck it. Grab everyone as a test subject.
>...Enslave the teens as payment for hitting on your wife.
>No, no. Their hormones make them did it. Their parents on the other hand...
>Make an example out of the guard in your hands?
>Write-In
>>
Rolled 4, 16 + 6 = 26 (2d20 + 6)

Ignore this roll anons.
>>
>>1013924
>More test subjects! You were running low! Grab them!
>>
You grab the teenagers as test subjects, and at this point everyone begins to start running away... You do lock onto the reporter though, who begins to run into the forest...

Flames and Solaire greatly enjoy taking vengeance on these fuckers.

Actions

>Let him flee.
>...Make an example out of him?
>He could report back to his superiors... Well, he can't if he gets heavily mutated. Grab him also.
>Ensue evil laughter.
>Slavery would do him some good. Grab him and enslave him.
>Write-in
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>>1013952
>He could report back to his superiors... Well, he can't if he gets heavily mutated. Grab him also.

So much for "nationalist" media
>>
>>1013952
>He could report back to his superiors... Well, he can't if he gets heavily mutated. Grab him also.
>Ensue evil laughter.
>>
You easily grab the fleeing reporter, and leave the rest to run away... You can't help but give an evil laugh however.
You make sure to lock them up in your dungeon to be experimented on... Soon, of course.

You head back up to bed, exhausted, and get into bed with Elizabeth.

"Oh, hey Ren."

"Hi."

"Did you take care of the man leaving those strange letters?"

"Oh, I did."

"...You didn't hurt him too bad? No impalement, decapitation... Nothing like that?"

You sigh.

"Well, I didn't kill him per say..."

"Well, at least you didn't kill him."

"Would you rather have a harsh talking to him?"/

"...I mean, I do like the attention, to be fair. I never got love letters from strangers before."

"Really?"

"I mean... In a weird sense, it's flattering and comforting. But still, strange and degenerate. I would never even think about cheating on you, Ren."

You don't really say anything, but you do hug your minotaur doll a little harder.

"...Well, at least the hooligan was taken care of."

She gives you a kiss on your ear.

Wait... If Liz is still working on that cure for vampirism, she mind find the people leaving her letters... Fuck, I'm not sure if we can actually mutate them... Unless we can hide them or mutate them very soon.

Actions

>...Do you feel like tumbling tonight? I've just had to deal with a very hard problem.
>...Well, Liz... It seems you drew a crowd of desperate men...
>...If I was a muslim, I'd advocate for you to start wearing one of those hijab things.
>...I erh... Well, I kind of plan on mutating them horrificaly. Is that a problem?
>...How would you like to help me "take out the trash" so to speak?
>How dare you say this is cute! People besides me want to have sex with you and you say it's cute?!
>Well, Liz... I think you have a fanclub now.
>Write-In
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>>1013963
>...Well, Liz... It seems you drew a crowd of desperate men...
>Would you mind if I used them to help for science? Nothing too cruel just had some things I wanted to try
>>
"Well Liz... It seems you drew a crowd of desperate men, really."

She turns over in the bed to look at you.

"What?"

"I think it was... About thirty men. A few kobolds, werewolves... Even a yuan-ti, I think."

She seems somewhat disgusted.

"Great. Just great. I'm already having a hard time knowing my son is having sex with a snake, now I get werewolves, short lizard midgets, and snakes..."

"Yeah... Well, would you care if I used them for science purposes? Nothing too cruel. Just some things I wanted to try."

"...Such as?"

Actions

>Oh, you know. Making dragons great again and all that.
>...Well... You know. Making them sterile and such.
>...Seeing about turning humans into minotaurs, things like that.
>...Liz, that's a little offensive to yuan-ti.
>...Do you not like Charlemagne's Svana?
>...Nevermind actually.
>Write-In
>>
>>1013971
>Talking shit about Yuan-Ti waifus
1/10

>...Do you not like Charlemagne's Svana?
>Making new species. Improving upon humanity things like that.
>>
"What, do you not like Charlemagne's Svana?"

"I personally don't get why he can't just... You know. Have a human or... Even a half-dragon or something."

"Really?"

"Yes? Don't you want him not to... Be with something weird?"

Actions

>Liz, I don't get why you care about the people Charlemagne loves...
>...Liz, honestly... You sound pretty racist.
>Liz... I mean, he's in love with a devout catholic yuan-ti. You should be happy for him.
>...Well, Revenaris is in love with an elf and an orc...
>...What, do you not like other races or something?
>...Ignore this and continue on trying to reason with her about using them for SCIENCE!
>Write-In
>>
>>1013974
>Well he loves her. He's happy and there's nothing really wrong with her some I'm happy for him.

We should probably avoid telling our kids who they can and can't marry barring extreme circumstances.
>>
"Well he loves her. He's happy and there's nothing really wrong with her so I'm happy for him."

She just sighs and shakes her head.

"I personally detest it."

"Right..."

"Well... What were you saying?"

"Making new species. Improving upon humanity things like that."

"Well, just make sure they seem... Normal, I suppose in the end. As in, can go home and won't feel a thing."

"Really?"

"Well, it's hardly their fault Ren. I'd feel terrible if they ended up as amalgamations."

Actions

>Don't worry, they'll be fine.
>I promise I won't mutate them too much.
>I won't make them into horrible monstrosities, alright? (Lie)
>...So your alright with having people who love you not unable to love you?
>Fine. I won't mutate them too much.
>What constitutes as too much?
>Write-In
>>
>>1013976
>Don't worry, they'll be fine.
>>
"Don't worry, they'll be fine."

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if she believes you.
+3 if you can give her reasons why you won't make them terrible things.
+2 if you can think what your actually going to do.

Heavily increased relations with Solaire and Flames if you can think about treating them horribly for loving your wife.
>>
Rolled 3 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1013982
>Come on if I might have to release them why would I turn them into monsters? I'm not an idiot.

Plant people
If they absorb carbon I wonder if we can shill it on filthy hippies


And then we can do awful things like pushing aspects of the body to the limit.
How strong muscles can be before tear each other to shreds
How tough can skin be before it impedes movement
Etc
Etc.
>>
Allowing samefagging if you can either be inhumane or make fun of the people in love with Elizabeth. And then make fun of Flames for Chrysoula.
>>
Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1013982
>>
Rolled 6 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1013989
Sorry I was doing important things

We could also use them to develop a super weapon that tears apart their DNA and causes errors in the genome
>>
6+9=15

Failure.

[red]"Come on, if I might have to release them why would I turn them into monsters?"[/red]

She sighs.

"Ren, knowing you you'll be jealous enough to make their nerves feel pain every twelve seconds... Judging from the yelling outside, I bet they learned their lesson... Why don't you just let them go, alright?"

[red]"Well... I mean, there was this one neckbeard..."[/red]

"Wait... Neckbeard? Weird guy, neckbeard, awkward and talks about "waifus"?"

[red]"...Yeah?"[/red]

She sighs.

"...Well... I'm really, really tempted to ignore hm being used for science or worse. Really, I am..."

Roll me a 1d20+4 if you can convince her to let you hold on to him.
+3 if you can convince her to let you hold on to him.
+2 if you can tell her of terrible punishment you can do to him.
+4 if you can tell her you'll "re-educate" him.
>>
Rolled 17 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1014032
>Come on Liz at least let me keep the one. He was planning on stealing your underwear. I think that warrants inhumane experiments for science. I can do experiments on his neurology to 're-educate' him enough negative feedback and training will do the trick I promise.
>>
17+13=30

Good Succes!

[red]"Come on Liz, at least let me keep this one... He was planning to steal your underwear, and I think that warrants inhumane experiments for science, Liz. I can even re-educate him."[/red]

"Frankly, if he was planning to steal my underwear, let alone anything, he has it coming. My underwear is in limited supply, damn it."

Nice.

"Just be a dear and let the rest go, alright? And apologize to them for planning to mutate them into horrible monsters, alright?"

[red]"Liz..."[/red]

"Well, they're still people I may or may not know. Save the neckbeard, he has it coming though. I'd prefer as painful as possible for him."

Actions

>Fine, I guess.
>...Can I mutate them a little Liz?
>Only if we tumble a little.
>Jeez, you do not like that neckbeard...
>Fine. But NO apology, alright?
>...Fine. (Lie)
>Write-In
>>
>>1014103
>Jeez, you do not like that neckbeard...
>Fine, I guess.
>>
>>1014103
>Fine. But NO apology, alright?
They shouldn't of trespassed.
Now we need tp tighten security damnit.
>>
"Jeez, you do not like that guy."

"Would you like someone who'd steal your underwear and smell it? Besides, I only have five pairs that fit."

"No?"

She gives you a kiss, and you begin to get out of bed.

Flames and Solaire however, are pissed off that you aren't fucking their day up.

Roll me a 1d20+3 if you can try to calm them and not suffer mental penalties.
+3 if you can give them reasons to calm down.
+2 if you can bribe them.
+2 if you can bring up both of their morals.

Autosuccess if you want to lie to Elizabeth and go through with mutating them heavily.
>>
>>1014122
Oh we can mutate them heavily.
We just have to make sure it isn't visible.
And since I'm a nerd I have an idea how.
>>
>>1014126
Mind if I ask how?
>>
>>1014130
the human body screens for errors when replicating DNA then repairs them.
But as time goes on errors pile up anyways because it's imperfect.

Just saying why not remove that safety measure and see how long they last when every time a new cell is made it comes with multiple errors in it.

Maybe throw in something to increase the instability of their DNA as well.

Wonder how long they'll last
>>
>>1014126
>>1014137
Science 4 da win
>>
>>1014137
I did the math on that once for the fun of it during a biology class, assuming the information I heard was right.


The average humans repair system has a near perfect repair system (99.9%) but we still experience 200 cellular evolution per "x" (I think it was day or minute, might have been wrong).


What you are talking about will result in them falling apart after a few days. Since they will develop cancer of the everything.
>>
>>1014137
So do anons want to do this?
>>
>>1014141
That sounds fun to watch but too fast.
Thanks for catching that.

Should we dial it back?
>>
>>1014142
If we do we should dial it back.
Instead of five days maybe a some years.
>>
>>1014142
Fuck no. Release them, except the neckbeard, under a stern glare, and let the guard go last so we can tell him that we needed to appear stern to keep this shit from happening again. Torturing our guards is NOT going to endear us to the guards OR the slaves, and I'd rather not have another poisoning attempt on our or our families' lives again.
>>
Going to wait for vote or two. Feel free to samefag.
>>
>>1014171
I mean, not samefag, I meant fucking argue.
>>
>>1014153
>another poisoning attempt on our or our families' lives again

When did the first one happen? Isn't the only poison deadly to us from D&D world anyways.
>>
>>1014177
Our slaves attempted to poison us, our mother took care of it and in theory there could be other poisons that could kill us.
>>
So...

>Don't release just yet and fuck with their DNA!
>Release them!
>Release the neckbeard (You'll hold him by default.)
>Write-in
>>
>>1014194
>Release them!
>>
Waiting fifteen minutes.
>>
>>1014194
>Release them!
>>
You release the prisoners, with a harsh glance... Solaire and Flames however, are fucking infuriated for you not doing anything to them... You do however leave the neckbeard in for later.
You also apologize to the guard, and tell him to stay away from your wife. He apologizes to you and says that it's been hard without his wife, and you let him go on his way. The teens seem scared out of their mind and quickly get out of there.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to avoid mental penalties from autistic screeching in your head.

+3 if you can try to reason with them why to let them go.
+3 if you can try to shittalk Flames and Solaire.
+2 if you can think of a way to reduce their anger and frustration at you.
>>
Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1014247
I wonder if Liz ever deals with this and Gwynevere
>>
Rolled 1 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1014247

>seriously guys, bad PR is a thing and we just got a real, good, non-propaganda piece out about us, I'd rather not trash that immediately by destroying the guy that wrote it.

>besides Flames, it isn't even your goddamn wife, you scaley faggot

>we'll roast some harpies in Sicily over a campfire, ok? We solved this problem, let's g on vacation.
>>
>>1014277

Fuck. QM, THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE is why I lurk!
>>
Reeeeeeeee
Why didn't we fine those idiots for trespassing and harassment?
>>
[red]"Seriously guys, bad PR is a thing we have and we just got a good, real non-propaganda piece out about us. I'd rather not trash that immediately by destroying the guy that wrote it... Besides, it's not even your wife Flames, you scaly faggot.[/red]

Solaire and Flames both autistically yell at you and you feel... Well, your head feels warm, and you just... You feel like you shouldn't really be doing anything.

-5 to all mental stats and a -2 to all physical stats until your headmates aren't as pissed off at you.

They all leave save the neckbeard, and you just...
Fuck...

You need to lie down or something, and you head back to bed. You attempt to get some sleep, but are unable to.

You have lost a massive -35 opinion from Flames and Solaire.

You also hear Quoth laugh evilly... And can just feel your luck nose dive.

"Ren?"

You are unable to really move...

"Ren."

You groan a little bit... God, you feel sick.

"Ren, are you alright?"

You very nearly yell at her to shut the fuck up... But you remind yourself she's your wife, and you cover your head with a blanket... Light just fucking hurts.

You feel Elizabeth shake you.

"Are you alright?"

"I don't want to get out of bed, alright?"

She sighs a bit.

"...A kobold is here to see you, Ren."

Fuck, even sound hurts... You can barely even think. Your headmates are STILL pissed, probably because they have nothing better to do...
You also just feel like some... Smoke is in your throat, and you cough a little. Some small embers come out of it, and you snuff them out before they actually catch anything on fire.

"Ren? Are you sick?"

"No... Dragons... Dragons can't get sick."

"I think you are, Ren."

You sigh.

"...I'm not sick..."

Flames is pissed off enough where you feel like he's willing to set things on fire to settle his anger, and Solaire is angry enough where he's actually desiring killing. You feel like you'll be very unlucky today.

Actions

>Think of ways to calm Flames and Solaire down.
>...Just stay in bed. Let Elizabeth take over for a bit.
>You promised your family you'd give them a vacation... Maybe there's a way you can transport them. Like a plane or something.
>There's a few ways to settle dragon bloodlust. Either getting plenty of money, brutally and mercilessly killing innocents for fun, or think of calming things to do in your lair.
>You... You still have things to do. Try and rule and see that kobold here for you.
>Write-In
>>
>>1014536

>Think of ways to calm Flames and Solaire down.
>...Just stay in bed. Let Elizabeth take over for a bit.

Better try to calm down the headmates, and let someone else who doesn't have two headvoices trying active sabotage take care of the important shit...also I think Dice Gods smote me for mixing up scalefag and furfag, ugh.
>>
>>1014536
>There's a few ways to settle dragon bloodlust. Either getting plenty of money, brutally and mercilessly killing innocents for fun, or think of calming things to do in your lair.
We can't ignore that kobold
That'd be really retarded
>>
>>1014536
>Think of ways to calm Flames and Solaire down.
>You promised your family you'd give them a vacation... Maybe there's a way you can transport them. Like a plane or something.
>You... You still have things to do. Try and rule and see that kobold here for you.


Just ask them to shut the fuck up so we can actually deal with this shit, then they can get back to screaming at us.
>>
You ask them to shut the fuck up but they're way too pissed to actually stop.

"Liz... I might be busy today but I'll try to get to that kobold soon... I just need to think of something to help me recover."

She gives you a kiss.

You decide to think of ways to calm down!

>Try to gather more cash...
>...Try to vent by killing and raiding.
>Try to spend some time with Chrysoula? (Flames will calm down twice as fast!)
>Fuck... Maybe you should just stay in bed.
>...Try to argue with them? (Might just make them even more angry, and is hard!)
>Try to spend time with Frankizka or something?
>Fuck... Maybe Solaire would forgive you and remember his morals if you try to spend time with your children. He seems to like that. (Solaire gets calmed down nearly twice as fast!)
>Ask Elizabeth to stay with you? (Flames and Solaire calm down 1.5 as fast.)
>Write-In
>>
>>1014613
>Try to gather more cash...
Time to rape some natural formations
Press F to pay respects to mountains
>>
>>1014613
>Ask Elizabeth to stay with you? (Flames and Solaire calm down 1.5 as fast.)
>>
You decide to gather some more cash with Elizabeth...

"Why don't we... You know... Go out and mine a mountain or something."

"I mean... If your sick enough to not be able to rule, I kind of have to rule here Ren."

Roll me a 1d20+4 if you can convince her to come along.

+3 if you can be seductive even while you physically and mentally hurt.
+2 if you can guilt trip her.
+2 if you can promise good, calming things to Solaire and Flames.
>>
Rolled 16 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1014654
>Come on Liz I thought you would want to spend some more time with me. Also I'm feeling miserable and this is the best way to help. And maybe we can even do a tumble or two while we're out.


For flames we'll let him spend time with Chrysoula.
For Solaire we'll do science with Renexizia like was on our agenda.
>>
"Come on Liz... I thought you would want to spend time with me. I'm feeling miserable and this is the best way to help... Maybe even a tumble or two while we're out."

"Well... Only because your feeling miserable, alright?"

"Right."

"Besides, we've tumbled two nights ago. We can give it a rest for a minute, alright?"

You sigh a bit...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to lower your headmate's anger by making money.
+3 if you can be seductive, lewd, and otherwise loving towards your wife in her dragon form.
+2 if you can convince her the benefits of tumbling. Maybe you'll even get her in the mood.
+2 if you can try to think of a way to reduce the pain of having a migraine.
>>
Rolled 10 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1014710
Sex would provide some temporary relief to a migraine.
Possibly.

Kisses and loving caresses should get her in the mood.
Also slap her ass.
>Sex is good for the body and helps provide large amounts of stress relief and in males helps sleep.

>Sex two nights ago
>Enough
This is a problem
>>
Allowing samefagging if you can continue to get her in the mood and convince her the benefits of tumbling.
Especially tumbling a lot and often.
>>
Rolled 4 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1014736
>Also I believe a healthy sex life is an important part of a happy marriage. Healthy meaning alot. At least once a day.

Get her close to us.
Really close.
Proximity aids in lust in this case.
>>
Rolled 16 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1014736
>But the opposite can cause a build up of annoyance and frustration just saying.

Just say yes woman.
By Jupiter.
>>
16+11=27

Success!

You mine a mountain, and find some minor gold and gems... Though your head begins to hurt a little less as you attempt to seduce Elizabeth.

You give Elizabeth plenty of kisses and a loving caress... And a slap on behind, as you close in...

"Sex is good for the body, you know. Builds up stress resistant, helps males sleep... And I believe a healthy sex life is an important part of a happy marriage. Healthy meaning a lot... Like, once a day... But the opposite can build up annoyance and frustration..."

"Ren... I've just had five children. I think we should probably slow down on the tumbling. I mean, I've had... Twenty children. I'm not even thirty yet... I mean, I love spending time with you, but I don't know if I want more kids... I mean, it's already hard to see them and I already have had five children who'll take twenty one years to grow up..."

Great...

Roll me a 1d20-1 (-4 from headmates) to channel your inner lustful dragon and convince her to let you go back to the schedule of "tumbling whenever you feel like it"

+2 if you can spike her jealously by implying you'd go to see other women if she won't settle. Suffer a -5 to relations with Solaire and -5 relations with Elizabeth though.
+2 if you can continue to be lustful, lewd, dirty, and seductive. And sexual.
+3 if you can make having more children sound like a wonderful thing.
+2 if you can make twenty children seem like a trivial amount.
+2 if you can imply you aren't actually satisfied at just twenty.
>>
Rolled 6 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1014787
>Not giving us a bonus to telling her we'll slow down the baby train with science.
What is this.

>If you want we can do it right now. And I can probably find a way to avoid the risk of children every time we tumble. And besides more children is a great idea because they have more family to spend time with. And it's not like 20 is that many at least not to me. We'll live for centuries won't we? 20 isn't even that much.
>>
Rolled 5 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1014787
>Having that many children isn't bad. While I know you're not an animal, there are many species that have many more offspring. Lions being an example of this.
>>
Allowing samefagging if you can imply you aren't satisfied at just twenty. Or be lustful, lewd, dirty, seductive and sexual.
>>
Rolled 11 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1014840
So this is a benefit of frankizka besides mind control magic and being our head of Intel currently.
We can lewd her all we want with no risk.

>Come on. You know you want to. You get just as bothered as do when you wait too long.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1014840
Flex our muscles. That always works
>>
>>1014787
> what do you think about anal pleasure?
>>
11+8=18

Failure!

"If you want Liz, we can do it right now. And I can probably find a way to avoid the risk of children every time we tumble... Besides, more children is a great idea. More family to spend time with... And besides, twenty isn't that much. At least not to me. Besides, we'll live for centuries, won't we? Twenty isn't that much. Besides, there's plenty more animals that have way more offspring, like lions... Besides, you know you want to. You just get as bothered as I do when we wait too long..."[/red]

You can't help but flex... She doesn't seem interested.

"Ren... I'm good, alright? I'm just not in the mood right now and you really shouldn't want sex, you look like your sick. And two days to some people is a short time."

Your headmates seem to be getting frustrated at your advances getting denied. If you aren't careful. your headache might spiral up again...

Actions

>Continue to try and seduce her?
>Try to go back to mining money to reduce your headache... All that gold will be nice...
>Head back home.
>Try to normalize more tumbling?
>...Promise your headmates that you'll have a tumble with... Someone, eventually.
>Write-In
>>
>>1014898
>Try to go back to mining money to reduce your headache... All that gold will be nice...
>...Promise your headmates that you'll have a tumble with... Someone, eventually.
We have the smol vampire.
>>
>>1014898
>Try to go back to mining money to reduce your headache... All that gold will be nice...
Our inner Je- I mean Dwarf calls for more gold
>>
You promise your headmate you'll tumble someone eventually... And head back to work.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to continue mining.
+3 if you can continue to be lewd and make the occasional suggestive comment to Liz.
+3 if you can try to say calming things to your headmates about women, things they like to do, or other things.
+2 if you can think about a women that all your headmates would enjoy tumbling.
>>
Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1014919
>>
Rolled 10 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1014919
Her boobs.
Touch them.
With our tail.

>Come on guys we'll get tumbles when we get home. Then we can do science with one of our kids.

Well Solaire would like one of the kobold women in D&D dimension.
Flames seems to like the drow twins.
>>
Rolled 12 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1014919
Use your oily muscles at your advantage while destroying this mountain
Think about future holidays in Sicilia, with the children and Chrys
>>
14+12=26

Good Success!

You mine quite a bit of the mountain out, getting a nice 6 Million in gold... Which you take to the mint as you fly back... And your tail can't help but touch Liz on the breasts. Nice.

You fly back home with Liz, who gives you a kiss and tells you that you'll talk later...

Your headache is a little reduced... But you have to go find a woman to tumble as per your agreement. Or at least find a woman to spend time with and get "progress" with.

Actions

>Vasura?
>Frankizka?
>Chrysoula!
>Maybe you can bed Lorriana?
>...Jasmine. No one can object you going on a date with her.
>...Who was that yuan-ti again? She worked at a dinner and a soup kitchen... Maybe Flames and Solaire would enjoy a change of pace?
>Write-In
>>
>>1014959
>Frankizka?
We have wives for a reason.
If vasura wants sex she seems to type to ask really quickly
>>
>>1014959
>Chrysoula!
She has big tits
>>
If anons want, you can go for both.
>>
>>1014985
Do et.
They both get along anyways
>>
You go to find Chrysoula and Frankizka, but first Chrysoula, who as you suspect, is exercising...

"Oh, hey Ren. Did you want something?"

Roll me a 1d20+1 if she's willing.
+3 if you can excite her.
+2 if you can give her reasons why she should tumble you.
+2 if you can be lewd and sexual.
>>
Rolled 4 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1015021
Shift Minotaur
Pull her in close (and touch her sexually)
And flex heavily

>Because it's enjoyable for all parties. There's no risk of children. Also flames wants tumbling to happen.

Hopefully nothing backfires
>>
Allowing samefagging if you can continue to sexual and give her reasons.
>>
Rolled 2 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1015063
Fondle her. Intensely

>It's a good stress reliever, decent exercise and strengthens and builds relationships.
>>
Rolled 19 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1015063
>Also it feels wonderful and calms down the body from stress naturally accumulated. Not having a tumble in too long can actually be detrimental to ones health.
>>
19+8=27

Good Success!

You shift to your minotaur form and pull her closely to you... Flexing heavily, and you touch and fondle her...

"Hey... You know, we should tumble. It's a good stress reliever and decent exercise... Builds and strengthens relationships... Feels wonderful... Calms down the body from stress naturally accumulated. Not having a tumble can be detrimental to ones health, you know."

She seems a little... Well, in the mood. Sort of.

"Well... I mean, I'm kind of in the middle of exercising, though that does sound nice... But I was kind of planning to go to my blacksmithing lessons...

You've nearly convinced her.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to finish convincing her.
+3 if you can think of what she could do with Frankizka.
+3 if you can think of something kinky you could do with her.
+2 if you can also compliment her not really wearing bras all the time unlike most women.
>>
Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1015137
>>
Rolled 8 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1015137
Tumble her on top of Frankizka. She's a masochist and she'll totally survive
This is both kinky and a group activity.

>I'm impressed on how comfortable you are not wearing a bra. You seem so relaxed.
>>
Allowing samefagging if you can compliment her more about her being unique in the bra department.
Oh, and also what kinky shit you could do to her.
>>
>>1015160
>Putting a Minotaur on top on a normal sized vampire
>The average weight of a adult cow is over 1,000 pounds

Nope. That definitely won't backfire in anyway like crushing all of her bones and collapsing her skull
>>
Rolled 9 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1015166
>Also you have a nice bust appearance even without the use of a bra which is extraordinary.

>More kinky shit
Reeeeeeeee.
Just play with her boobs damnit.

>>1015185
Reeeeeeeee I'm tired of thinking of kinky shit damnit.
I just want to science and drink coffee.
>>
>>1015196
Technically that is science
>>
9+12=21

Failure!

"I mean... I'm impressed how relaxed and comfortable you are not wearing a bra. Nice bust appearance... Even without the use of a bra which is extraordinary..."

"Really? I mean, thanks..."

"Feel like tumbling?"

"Sorry... But no, I'm kinda busy."

You sigh, dejected.

"I'll just get Frankizka."

You leave the room, Flames highly disappointed, and you go to find Frankizka...

You find her in the attic drinking some remaining bloodwine, and seems bored.

"Hey, Frankizka? Want to tumble?"

She looks at you...

"I mean... Well, not really..."

Goddamn it.

"Really? Why?"

"I mean... I have things I want to do besides tumble."

"Really? But you love it."

"I mean, I just like doing anything with you... I'd rather just do something else. Tumbling hurts, you know."

"Don't you enjoy pain?"

"I mean... A little. But it hurts a lot, you know. I still feel like my arm's broken."

Actions.

>I mean... We can. But we'll tumble after, alright?
>Why is no one in the goddamned mood?!
>...Please? I need some sex. Please.
>...God, fine. I'll find someone else.
>Chrysoula's more in the mood then you... I'll just go ask her damn it.
>I thought you loved being hurt by me...
>Write-In
>>
>>1015226
>...God, fine. I'll find someone else.
Shit at this point we may as well go out with our cousin. Or an Elf slave
>>
>>1015226
The universe is cucking us.
Ffs
Find Vasura.
She always wants to bang.
>>1015238
>Our cousin.
Then we'd be almost as bad as our father.
>>
>>1015238
Also what ever happened to the two human slaves we tumbled. I feel like we completely forgot about them.
>>
>>1015248
They're currently pregnant.
Wait....
Did we heal them?


>Shit.png
>>
>>1015255
I think we healed them but it's been a while since that. We never gave them the mutagen that we did Liz so their babies should've be born in the span of 2 weeks and I don't know how long it's been since that.
>>
>>1015262
That was when our mother was still here.
They might have given birth already.
>>
You sigh and go to find Vasura... It doesn't take too long for you to find her reading a magazine.

"Hey, Vasura? Feel like sex?"

She seems quite tempted... Very much so.

"What's with the hesitation?"

"Well... I mean, I'd love to do it... But at the same time... I kinda don't want to. If that makes sense."

"...Holy shit, really?"

"Yeah... I was wondering about maybe something different."

"Really?"

"Like... You know. Something together. Sex is nice and all, and I love it, but I kind of want to see what else we can do. Like a date."

Damn it...

"...Well there be sex?"

"...I mean, in the end, I promise plenty of it."

It seems like she wants to experiment by going out on... Well, a date or something. Damn it.

Actions

>...Try to skip straight to the sex, damn it. Try to convince her sex is WAY better then a stupid date.
>...A date sounds... Alright.
>Try to convince your headmates to stop hurting you for the date.
>I'd love to go on one, Vasura.
>...For fuck's sake... I'll just ask someone else.
>Write-In
>>
>>1015278
>I'd love to go on one, Vasura.
>Try to convince your headmates to stop hurting you for the date.
Try some painting
See a movie.
Dinner
Then finally sex.
>>
>>1015278
Did the slaves give birth yet? If so then I vote convince Solaire and Flames to stop so we can give attention to that.
>>
>>1015287
I don't think so anon, sorry.

You convince your headmates to stop hurting you for the date... They begrudgingly do so.

"I mean, sure. I'd love to go on one, Vasura..."

"Nice... So... What are we supposed to do? I only just heard about it."

Actions

>...Let's go see a movie?
>Dinner sounds nice.
>...You know, why don't we go fishing or hunting or something?
>Maybe... Well, maybe you can go to a museum or something?
>How about... Wait a minute! Why don't you fly her somewhere? Your a dragon damn it!
>Write-In
>>
>>1015308
>...Let's go see a movie?

Can we know when the kids will be born? I feel like it's very soon. Probably less then a week away.
>>
>>1015308
>...Let's go see a movie?
>>1015321
Probably closer to a week away.
A day or two margin for error allowed
>>
>>1015327
To be honest I feel like they should've been born already but this is one the rare cases of OP not screwing us over.
>>
>>1015336
Technically we should have been dead already.
I may not have joined this quest if that happened.
>>
>>1015344
Well he does prioritize 1's which is kind of dickish.
>>
>>1015358
I'm almost certain it used to be
>20s
>1s
>Success
>Failure

But he did use to do that critical failure success stuff in the old threads iirc.
>>
>>1015321
Probably a week.

"Let's go see a movie!"

Roll me a 1d20+4 for how well this goes.

+3 if you can guess what movie she'd like.
+3 if you can be lewd and sexual during this.
+2 if you can tell her how much you actually like her.
>>
Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1015388
>>
Rolled 8 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1015388
Romance movie.
And cuddle with her close extremely so. Preferably cop a feel distance.
>>
Allowing samefagging if you can continue to be romantic.
>>
Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1015500
I would say lust pheromones but that probably wouldn't work on Vasura. Curl our tail around her.
>>
>>1015500
Is it odd I think Ren and Vasura could have the best relationship?
Ignoring money and power I mean.
>>
I'll be back in a bit anons.
Feel free to come up with ideas on what to talk about with Vasura.
>>
>>1015687
How painting is going.
The fact we might start going into music.
And what instrument she thinks would suit us.
>>
Back anons.

13+10=23

Minor Success!

You curl your tail around her, and she seems much happier... She seems to be a little bored by the movie.

"When are they going to get to the good part?"

"I mean, soon."

"For... Venus's sake, they could just have sex now, honestly. I don't see why not."

You look at the couple on the screen also going on a date, and seem to be one of the "hilarious hijnks" types. Vasura seems a little bored.

Actions

>Continue to watch?
>Try to make this more fun. She seems to be a little bored.
>Mind if we talk a little? About painting and music?
>Write-In
>>
>>1016096
>Mind if we talk a little? About painting and music?

>Romance movie
>We go to a Romcom.
Who watches Romantic comedies?
>>
>>1016096
>Mind if we talk a little? About painting and music?
>>
Plebs, that's who.

"Well... Want to talk a little? About painting and music?"{/red]

"Sure."

"Well... How's your painting going?"

"I mean... Alright. It could be better. Looks like chicken scratches most of the time."

"Oh."

She seems to still be a little bored.

"So... I was considering maybe taking up music."

She seems slightly interested.

"I'd be interested to hear you play. What instrument?"

"I don't know."

"...Well, how about a tuba or trumpet? Seems a little fitting."

Huh.


She then comes up with a... Well, idea.

"...Why don't we just pass the time with sex?"

"Really?"

"Yeah. I mean, we spent money for tickets. Might as well get our money's worth... Well, you spent money."

"Yeah. But there's people in here."

"So? I bet they'd have more fun watching us than this horrible movie."

Holy shit.

"We didn't even finish the date though..."

"We can still have dinner. And more tumbling, I don't see why not. Seems less boring than this."

Actions

>I mean... Right here, right now?
>...For fuck's sake, I'm not doing this in front of people.
>...I like your attitude... Sure.
>Eeeh. How about after the movie?
>...I kind of want to just talk.
>...I have a hard time realizing someone is more lustful than I am.
>Write-In
>>
>>1016193
>...I like your attitude... Sure.
We've already done it once.

Also for an instrument I'd prefer the piano.
>>
>>1016193
>I mean... Right here, right now?
>>
>>1015547
Really? Mind if I ask why?

"I like your attitude. Sure. But right here, right now?"

"Yeah. I'm a little bored. Plus, there's buttered popcorn and soda out here. Besides, are you getting second thoughts or something?"

Fuck... Well, at least we're doing something relaxing. Thanks.

Your headmates are beginning to get less furious at you and are starting to calm down.

Meanwhile, she begins to undress... You see that there's a few families and people watching the movie... A few minors too.
Maybe fucking her right here isn't a good idea.

"Ren? You alright?"

"Huh? Oh, right."

"...Can you shapeshift to a slightly bigger form please? I'd enjoy that more... Save the good moves for later though. I want a tumble just to get through this movie, alright?"

Actions

>...Why don't we move this to the restrooms or something? I mean, I don't feel comfortable doing this publicly.
>...Eeeh, who cares if there's families watching movies. Your getting sex, and less pissed off headmates.
>Try to convince her that maybe sex isn't the answer to boredom?
>Try to clear out the movie theater?
>I just want to talk though...
>I mean... Nevermind, alright?
>...Shapeshift?
>Write-in
>>
>>1016278
>...Why don't we move this to the restrooms or something? I mean, I don't feel comfortable doing this publicly.
>>
>>1016278
>...Why don't we move this to the restrooms or something? I mean, I don't feel comfortable doing this publicly.

This is already going to cause a media storm against us and probably Liz.
>>
"Why don't we move this to the restrooms or something? I don't feel comfortable doing this publicly..."

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if she's willing.
+2 if you can think of a better place to tumble than a bathroom.
+3 if you can keep her in the mood by being sexual and lewd.
+3 if you can also tell her why maybe tumbling out here would be more uncomfortable than elsewhere.
>>
>>1016278
>...Why don't we move this to the restrooms or something? I mean, I don't feel comfortable doing this publicly.

Because Ren is good with his hands.
But seriously it's a personal preference for the sound of the instruments.
I also like haprs violins and bass violins.
>>
>>1015547
I meant this post anon.
>>
Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1016322
At least tell her that doing this will do damage to our public image
>>
Rolled 15 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1016322
Theaters have projector rooms.Lets try there if it's unoccupied.
And it'll have more room unlike this car
>>1016330
They're both massive perverts.
There might be other reasons but I need to find good words for it.
>>1016344
GG
>>
Critical Failure!

You feel Quoth laugh in the distance. Shit.

"What, so now there's a problem about doing it in public?"

"Well... I mean, it would hurt my PR..."

"So... I'm less valuable then your PR?"

She seems a little offended and actually hurt by that.
Shit.
-15 relations with Vasura for accidentally insulting her!

"I mean... Well..."


Shit.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to recover!
+3 if you can try to explain to her that she is actually more valuable than PR and why.
+3 if you can try to be sexual with her.
>>
Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1016411
>Vasura is too autistic to realize that having sex in public and in front of children is not favorable

I wonder if Slaanesh will take her/it back...
>>
>>1016428
Well, it's less "how dare you not tumble in public" and "did you just insult me?"
>>
>>1016435
Same difference as far as I'm concerned
>>
Rolled 7 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1016411
>What no. I value the people I know more than looking nice.
>>1016428
Under a critfail no matter how we word it someone will always take what we said wrong.
The same would happen with Liz and Frankizka and everyone else.
Just don't have shitty rolls anon.
>>
>>1016457
>Just don't have shitty rolls anon.
Doth thou even comprehend the workings of the dice.
>>
>>1016471
Exactly.
We're just going to have to accept that when we say shit people take it the wrong way.
That's what a crit fail is.
Everything going wrong in just the right way so as to cause maximum damage.

TL;DR stop hating the fictional characters and make another sacrifice to dice god.
>>
>>1016490
>TL;DR stop hating the fictional characters and make another sacrifice to dice god.

Nah. We should just kill all the characters that don't completely 100% follow us and might disagree with us. Let's begin by turning Franzizka in to the inquisition.
>>
>>1016502
Nah that'll piss off OP.
Who is also a God and can wreck our shit.
Until we go into the 2017 dimension and wreck him.
>>
7+7=14

Failure

"What? No, I value the people I know more than looking nice..."

She seems a little pissed off, and puts on her clothes again and sits down.

"Hey, listen, I'm sorry for saying that. I didn't mean it like that."

"Let's just finish this movie."
She says, in a rather mean mood, almost like a growl.

-5 relations again with Vasura!

You kind of just awkwardly sit there. She seems to be somewhat pissed at you, and you don't really know how to recover.

It also seems she's given you a cold shoulder... And you feel like Quoth's curse just made this worse.

You sit through the rest of the movie and eventually get back in the car... Vasura seems a little less pissed at you, but still somewhat pissed. Your headmates are also pissed at you for screwing this up.

Actions

>Just get some dinner with Vasura.
>Drive home... You fucked up.
>No. You've never failed a date once, and you aren't starting now. Try to make up for accidentally insulting Vasura!
>Write-in
>>
>>1016517
>Drive home... You fucked up.
Fuck this. Let's just take a trip to Sicily before the eggs hatch and enjoy ourselves. Also appoint one of our cabinet members like Amaya as regent.
>>
>>1016517
>No. You've never failed a date once, and you aren't starting now. Try to make up for accidentally insulting Vasura!
Wait we said we'd get sex.Pls no autistic screeching.
>>
Waiting fifteen minutes.
>>
>>1016517
>No. You've never failed a date once, and you aren't starting now. Try to make up for accidentally insulting Vasura!
>>
>>1016517
>No. You've never failed a date once, and you aren't starting now. Try to make up for accidentally insulting Vasura!
>>
You decide to make up for insulting Vasura.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to apologize.

+3 if you can compliment her and apologize.
+2 if you can try to make up for it.
>>
Rolled 8 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1016624
>I'm sorry for saying that. Just didn't come out right. You know if you want I can try to help you draw better. Help you make drawings as nice as you are.

I hate crit fails
>>
Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1016624
>>
19+9=28

Good Success!

"Hey uh... Vasura?"

"What?"

"I just wanted to apologize. You know, that didn't really come out right. If you want I can help you draw better. Make drawings as nice as you are."

She sighs.

"Well... Thank you."

+10 Relations She seems to forgive you, but isn't exactly forgiving you entirely.

"Yeah... So, what do you want to do?"

"I mean... I'm not sure."

Actions

>Let's just head home...
>Let's get some dinner.
>Well... Since we're in a private place...
>...Listen, how about a redo on the whole movie thing?
>Do you... Well, do you just want to talk for a minute?
>Let's head back home. I'll help you draw some things.
>Write-In
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>>1016730
>Let's head back home. I'll help you draw some things.
Public date was a mistake.
>>
"Let's just head back home, I'll help you draw some things."

"Right. That sounds great."

You begin to drive home and help her with her paintings...

Roll me a 1d20+5 for how well it goes at home.
+2 if you can give her compliments.
+3 if you can try to get her in the mood.
>>
Rolled 12 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1016809
Tell her that her horns look nice or something.
And try idk.
Subliminal messaging.
Do drawings of each other (obviously we're flexing) and give advice to help her improve.
>>
Allowing samefagging if you can flirt or try and get her in the mood.
>>
Rolled 14 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1016927
Have her sit on our lap while we help her draw.

So OP how's the Latinizing of Reykjavik going?
And when will we receive the report on the resources there?
It said it would take a couple days.
And we rolled well on it iirc.
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>>1016952
Anyways I'll take the 14.
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>>1016952
Fuck, I forgot.
Latinization is going slowly, but surely. Within a year or two you suspect Latin culture might be a little more influential.

Mostly just fish, and offshore oil deposits worth quite a bit.

14+10=24

Good Success!

You tell her that her horns look nice and you try subliminal messaging... Drawings of each other, with you flexing... And she even sits on your lap.

Her drawings seem to be... Rather good, actually... And she seems to enjoy being with you.

Huh.

That's when you hear a knock at the door... You begin to get up and see your chief servant.

"Sir?"

"I'm busy! What is it?"

"...The erh... Kobold's Legate's daughter has been waiting for nearly six hours now."

That... Really? Has it been that long?

"Oh."

"She's erh... She's getting impatient, my lord. Her father is also here... And he's getting a little angered from waiting so long."

Shit. You have kept them waiting for a bit.

You tell your chief servant to delay them a bit longer... You just need a quick tumble from Vasura.

"Vasura?"

"Hm?"

"Feel like a tumble?"

"Really?"

"I have work I need to do... We can hang out later, alright?"

"Well, sure, I guess." She seems a little hesitant, but you begin to tumble her anyways.

Roll me a 1d20+8 for tumbling.
+2 for using a larger and more powerful form.
+2 if you can be rough with her.
+1 if you can also be kinky.
>>
Rolled 2 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1017036

Use Goliath form and be extremely rough.
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Rolled 11 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1017036
>Within a year or two you suspect Latin culture might be a little more influential.
Thats way too slow. Either we wait years, possibly decades, or we find a way to seriously speed it up through science and shiet
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>>1017061
You are trying to bring back a dead language (2 years is really just me trying to be generous)

11+12=23

Minor Success!

You give her an alright tumble, and quickly leave and clean up to see the kobold daughter... You've kept her waiting for hours!

Your headmates anger is still angry, but much less.

Now of course, time for a first impression to the kobold daughter as you enter your throne room...

Roll me a 1d20-2 for first impressions.
+3 if you can give the kobold daughter a great introduction you think she'd like.
+2 if you can try to be a gentleman!
+2 if you can apologize and excuse why you were so late!
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>>1017061
I assume growth of the culture will be exponential and snowball.
Though we could probably speed it up.
>>
Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1017084
Put on our noble suit so we look nice.
>Hello Madame I apologise for my lack of punctuality but I had been caught up in a problem involving some friends of mines and I could not leave them as the matter was pressing.
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Rolled 7 - 2 (1d20 - 2)

>>1017086
This is why I think we should start paying attention to Italy. Italy would no doubt be easier to latinize and we could export that to other parts of the empire. Also a reason why I wanted to conquer Argentina, a Hispanic speaking country.
>>
7+5=12

Bad Failure!

You show up, in your noble suit and approach the two kobolds...
Both seem to be kind of pissed that they've been waiting for so long.

"Hello Madame! I'm Renexizious, and I apologize for my lack of punctuality... But I have been caught up in a problem involving some friends of mine and I couldn't really leave them..."

The Kobold Legate seems PISSED.

"That is your reasoning for being this late? We've been waiting for eight hours,damn it."

"Listen, I'm sorry but I was busy all day..."

The legate's daughter doesn't seem impressed at all, and seems quite annoyed as well.

"Do you think my time is less valuable for some reason? I have a legion to run, let alone a embassy, and I have been waiting eight hours! Not to mention all the bribes I had to pull just so you'd come, damn it!"

-15 relations with Legate Auraxius.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."

"Your damned right your sorry that you kept my little girl waiting for eight damned hours!"

You get a better look at the legate's daughter, who's wearing a plain blue silk robe, fair assets... For a kobold, and seems to be annoyed at you.

Actions

>Yell back at the Legate?
>Try to apologize!
>Listen, I should show your daughter where she's staying...
>They can wait longer. Leave.
>Why don't I get to know her little, alright?
>Write-In
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>>1017197
>Listen, I should show your daughter where she's staying...
I blame Solaire and Flames autism for this
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>>1017197
>Listen, I should show your daughter where she's staying...
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"I should show your daughter where she's staying at, Legate."

"It better be damned good for us to be waiting this long!"

"Dad, I'm not here on vacation. I'm here on a fact-findin-"

"I know you are, but these surfacers better show some fucking respect to you or else..." He growls out a little...

What room will you give her anons?

>She can sleep in the library with Chrysoula!
>A personal guest room?
>Get her a fancy hotel suite in Stockholm?
>Just uh... You know. Try a servant's quarter. It should be easy.
>Maybe Renexizia would like to have a bunk-mate or something?
>She'll sleep in your living room?
>Write-In
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>>1017290
>A personal guest room?
We prepared a guest room iirc.
Roman style.
>>
You head to a personal guest room...

Roll me a 1d20+6 if you can impress them.
+3 if you can tell the Legate how well protected his daughter will be, and how she'll live in absolute comfort.
>>
Rolled 15 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1017333
Huh.
The first correct double helix model was suggested in 1953.


And she'll live in the palace of a giant three headed dragon. No one would actually try to harm a guest of ours. And of course we have extremely well kept facilities. We live here after all.
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15+9=24

Success!

It seems the specially prepared room seems adequate for her... Her dad seems to be a little less hostile and thanks you for preparing a room, and tells you to get him if she needs anything.
He leaves, and his daughter begins to unpack some small suitcases...

"So... Hi."

"Hi."

She seems to not really look at you as she begins to unpack.

"Do you want any help with that?"

"I mean, I'm good. Thanks... Hey uh... Is every room here this large?"

"I mean, yeah?"

"...Oh. Right. Because you surfacers are large?"

"You got it."

"...I'm just thankful for a bed to rest in, you know? The underground isn't a good place to sleep."

She says all of this while unpacking neatly and organized, not even looking at you.

"Well... What's your name?"

"It's Celvetia."

"Oh."

She begins to look around, and eyes the private bathroom...
It seems she has a slight struggle actually reaching the doorknob, and is forced to reach on her tiptoes carefully to open it, with both hands, and she falls flat on her butt as the door opens slowly.

"...Why do you surfacers make everything so big..." You hear her mutter...

"Eh."

"So... Your a dragon?"

"Yeah."

"Apologies about my ignorance, but I have no idea what that is." She seems to be moving clothes into her dresser nice and folded.

Actions

>A dragon is a large, flying reptile of awesome...
>...Well, in a sense, our two races are quite like siblings... One's large deadly reptiles, the other are adorable short reptiles.
>Do you need any help?
>I should get going.
>...Well, dragons are naturally the overlords of the earth...
>Write-In
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>>1017495
>...Well, in a sense, our two races are quite like siblings... One's large deadly, hyper intelligent, reptiles, the other are adorable short reptiles.


But dragons are superior
>>
"Well, in a sense. Our two races are quite like siblings... One's large, deadly, hyper-intelligent reptiles... The others are adorable short reptiles."

"I can see you have a bias..." She says, as she finishes sorting clothes and goes to the bookshelf... She begins to put some books up there and doesn't really seem to be talking too much.

"Erh... So..."

"I'm busy right now. Now, where's the nearest library? I need to preform my research in this strange new world."

Actions.

>Well... I mean, you can read from my personal library.
>...Why don't you hold off on that? The overworld has much to offer..
>If you want, I can help you.
>...You are a very focused kobold.
>...Why don't we talk about this over some food and drink?
>Write-In
>>
>>1017556
Where's our personal library?
In our lab right?
>>
>>1017562
Yes.
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>>1017574
>Letting the kobold in our lab unfettered
That sounds bad.

>...You are a very focused kobold.
>...Why don't you hold off on that? The overworld has much to offer..

So besides our personal library the palace has no other libraries?
What about Oslo as a whole?
>>
>>1017562
Well, it's right by your lab, technically next to it.
>>
>>1017587
Can we give her access to the library but station some guards to the lab?

I'd like to move any books that divulge too much information to a safer place and station guards in the lab.
And tell the guards not to engage in conversation with her unless it's to tell her somewhere is restricted.
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>>1017595
Sure.

You give her access to the library and order some guards to the lab, and decide to move some books...

It takes a while and she waits patiently...
That's when your chief servant comes in.

"Sir?"

"What is it?"

"Erh... You remember those two... Slaves you tumbled, apparently? They claim to be bearing your children."

"What? Them?"

"They're erh.. .Giving birth, sir."

Huh.

Actions

>...Well, time to go see them...
>Can you give me a minute? I need to just sort out every book in here.
>...Great. More kids.
>Write-In
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>>1017670
>...Well, time to go see them...
I hope this goes well.
>>
You decide to go see them...

Roll me a 1d20+4 anons.
>>
Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1017679
>>
Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1017679
>>
17+4=21

Good Success!

You visit the small hut the two women are giving birth in...

It takes them a long, long time... But eventually they give birth to two children...

You seem to have one overweight dragon as a child, with red scales and is male.
Your second child seems to be a half-dragon child with

The two mothers are unconscious from their births...

You suddenly realize this might result in an awkward conversation with Elizabeth if she does learn that you impregnated two women... She is expecting you to have less lovers, after all.

But you need to think what to do with the mothers...

>Release them. They've done their part.
>...Well... Maybe they'll take care of their child instead of you and Elizabeth? (Make your two children bastards!)
>...Elizabeth makes a great mom. And she'll be happy that she has even more children to take care of... She'll be happy to hear the news. (Adopt the children as your own!)
>...I mean... Maybe you can have joint custody? (Child will be raised around slaves half of the time, and the other half around you.
>Try to get the slave mothers better positions?
>Leave them be.
>Write-In
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>>1017713
>Try to get the slave mothers better positions?
Hmmm
>>
>>1017713
>Release them. They've done their part.
>...Elizabeth makes a great mom. And she'll be happy that she has even more children to take care of... She'll be happy to hear the news. (Adopt the children as your own!)

>Get two straw baskets, some swaddling cloths, wrap up the babies, forbid the mothers contact with them in exchange for their freedom (and silence about this matter), claim you found the babies abandoned near the same portal you take to get to DnD world. Disappear for several hours and return, one baby in each arm, share good news with Elizabeth!
>>
Anons want to do
>>1017745
>>
>>1017752
Okay...?
>>
>>1017752
Holy fuck I can't spell. I meant if anons want to do what >>1017745 suggested.
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>>1017776
I'm actually not sure.
At all.
>>
>>1017776
Also, what color is our other kid? It looks like that sentence cut off.
>Your second child seems to be a half-dragon child with
>>
>>1017776
Does release them mean just.
Well free them from slavery with just the close on their backs?
>>
>>1017779
HOLY FUCK
I haven't been drinking at all, I think that's the problem.
Gonna solve this shortly.

I was going to put white scales and was female.

>>1017778
Well, I mean, I'm assuming you give them some food, money, and a place to stay for a while at a motel or something.
>>
>>1017784
You know what I'll switch to ?
>Release them. They've done their part.
>...Well... Maybe they'll take care of their child instead of you and Elizabeth? (Make your two children bastards!)

Basically they can live in Oslo or something.
Visit them when we want but we aren't going to go with the cliche child on our doorstep.
I doubt we'd pull it off.
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>>1017791
To be honest, the "visit whenever you want" thing probably wouldn't work.
Because anons would forget about them or just not care enough to visit.
>>
>>1017803
I'd disagree but you're mostly right.
I'll still stand by my vote.

Also I'll probably start keeping notes on this quest.
To try and remember things.
I'm not sure it'll help.
>>
>>1017791

I'd prefer to keep our bloodline/brood with us/on our heavily guarded property as much as possible, mostly because I'm paranoid that QM will pull out some Harry Dresden bloodline curse magic bullshit and the less viable targets that can't defend themselves, the better.

And the less family members to get abducted by elves and ransomed back to us, the better.
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>>1017825
Anon pls he's not SOM or any of the other killer QMs.
He knows his audience
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Anyways, waiting fifteen more minutes anons.

If you want I could combine them, taking one child to Liz and a second child stays with their mother.
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>>1017843
If a consensus doesn't come to sure combine them.
Pulling off one abandoned child is hard.
Two is ridiculous.

Two children from different mother's that we happened to come across.
In general there are a lot of ways this can go wrong without being ass pull


So list off all the children we have for me QM.
I'm adding it to my notes
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>>1017857
You can look in the character sheet senpai.
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>>1017871
That is not all of them.
I mean literally all of them.
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>>1017879
I'll get a list to you tommorow.

You get some basic straw baskets, swaddling clothes, what not... And wrap up one of the babies. You leave a note to the mother and order some guards to take them far away from here, and you fly towards the portal to the D&D realm...

You begin to fly back... And you land, making sure to be quite happy as you open the door to your lair, and go up to your bedroom.

"Liz, hun?"

You open the door, and have a basket in your hands..
The red dragon child is in it, for maximum "it's not mine"...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can convince Liz that the child isn't yours.
+3 if you can give her convincing reasons why it isn't your child.
+2 if you can act excited.
>>
Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1017931
I don't have a good reason why it's not ours.
>>
>>1017940
Yep, I'm not messing with a nat 20.
>>
Critical Success!

You see Liz perk up... And smile wildly.

"Oh my God, is that..."

"I know! I found him by a portal, I think his parents abandoned him..."

You give him to Elizabeth, who hugs him.

"I can't believe... Who would ever leave such a beautiful baby?"

She seems extremely happy, and puts him to the side, and gives you a kiss.

"I can't believe you were nice enough to save that baby boy... God, I wish more men were like you."

She seems to have gained a massive +20 relations with you, and is at +120

She hugs you so tightly, she pulls you down into the bed and gives you a hug.

"God, I don't know what to say... But thank you, Ren. It really does mean a lot to me to have another child."

She gives you a loving kiss on your neck.

Actions

>Don't mention it.
>He had a sister...
>...Well... Why don't you reward me for good behavior?
>...Liz, I kind of wanted to talk about earlier, how you didn't want to tumble...
>I know you'll be a great mom.
>So, that makes it twenty one kids...
>Write-in
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>>1017971
>Don't mention it.
>I know you'll be a great mom.
OK.
Just OK.
Anyways I guess the trip to Sicily is postponed.
And as I fill out my notes I realize we have a massive to do list.
We should be productive I guess.
>>
>>1017971
>He had a sister...
>I know you'll be a great mom.

If we can slide in the other one on this nat 20, I'm all for it.
>>
"Don't mention it... I know you'll be a great mom."

"Yeah... Thank you."

"Oh... He had a sister by the way."

She seems even more happy, and hugs you tightly. +10 to relations with Liz.

"I can't believe it. We're so lucky..."

"Yeah. We are."

She gives you a kiss and begins to play with the baby as you leave...

"Oh... Ren?"

"What?"

"Is there anything that will reduce the length of time for me to give birth? As in, less time being pregnant?"

"Liz..."

"Well, I'd like to know that I'm not going to be disabled for a month."

You nod your head and leave. You'll look into it... But then you kind of realize something.
By now, the mother has woken up and is probably getting attached to her child...
You might have to rip a baby away from their mother... Shit.

Actions

>...Anything for Elizabeth. She'll be so happy... Do it.
>Eeeh... Try to make an excuse to Liz why you couldn't get the sister?
>Maybe you can get a very young orphan to be your son's sister?
>Write-in
>>
>>1018020
>Eeeh... Try to make an excuse to Liz why you couldn't get the sister?
I'm only going so far with this
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>>1018020
>...Anything for Elizabeth. She'll be so happy... Do it.

Tell the mother that we're going to give her child the kind of life that every mother dreams of their child having, and that if she really cares about it, she'll let it grow up with us and its siblings.
>>
>>1018020
Note I will be fine with this if the mother says she wants to do it.
If she wants to say no though that's fine.And no attempt by us to influence her towards a decision.
>>
You decide to go and find the mother and get her child...

Roll me a 1d20+3.

+2 if you can tell the mother the opportunities she'll have with you.
+1 if you can promise to be a good father.
>>
>>1018040
>Making these hollow promises
>Specifically said I don't want to influence her decision.
I roll high I feel like shit.
I roll low I feel like shit.
Yay.
>>
Rolled 13 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1018040

>a proper draconic upbringing, the best education, excellent clothing, food, shelter, etc, guaranteed a position in government or science when she's old enough for them.

>She's never going to be without someone to care for her, I promise it.
>>
Rolled 7 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

13+6=19

Minor Success!

You eventually find the mother, celebrating her freedom by looking around Stockholm with her baby...
You walk up behind her and startle her.

"Hey... I need to talk to you about your child."

She seems afraid of you...

"Well... I was hoping you'd give her back to me... I... Well... I can promise a proper upbringing, the best education... Excellent clothes, food, shelter... A position in the government or science when she's old enough for them... And she'd never be without someone to care for her. I promise it."

She seems a little tempted...

Rolling.
>>
"No. I am not giving you my child to you, or to be raised by your evil family. Now, go away." She says in Russian...

She walks away in a hurry from you.

Actions

>Stop her?
>Try to argue with her?
>...Wait... Don't you have a bastard daughter in the elven slums? Maybe you should check up on her.
>It's her child... Let her go.
>Evil? Really? My family isn't evil.
>Write-In
>>
>>1018084
>It's her child... Let her go.
Not gonna cause a scene.
>>
>>1018090
As much as I'd like to keep the family whole, I'll second this. Maybe keep on the child from afar, but not going to cause a scene in the streets.
>>
>>1018107
So anons want to head home or follow her to a more secluded spot?
>>
>>1018109
If you mean try to try for the child again in a more secluded spot no.
Unless we tie up loose ends we can't take the kid.
And honestly I'd rather not have to kill/imprison the parent.
>>
>>1018109
No no, I meant just...keep an eye out in the future, in case the mother realizes just how difficult it is to raise a half-dragon baby with our slew of disadvantages. If this kid turns into the next Little-Renexesia (I know I'm just butchering that name), I just want the mother to know that she'll always have a home with us, as opposed to abandoning her in the streets.
>>
>>1018125
It's Renexizia.
Basically Renexizious
Only ia instead of ious.
>>
Right.

You decide to let her go and you return home...

As you arrive home, you decide to wait a bit and... You know. Just relax.

You sit on the couch, when you hear someone slither into the room... Your daughter-in-law, Svana.

"Erh, Renexizious?"

"Svana? How can I help you?"

"I was... Well, I was wondering... When is Charlemagne coming back? I miss him."

Actions.

>How would I know?
>Well, it might be a while, alright?
>Come on, sit by me. I'm your father in law, so why don't we talk?
>Come on, he'll be fine...
>...Hey, come on. I miss Charlemagne too.
>Honestly, I like it better without him here.
>Write-In
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>>1018138
>...Hey, come on. I miss Charlemagne too.
>Come on, sit by me. I'm your father in law, so why don't we talk?

This reminds me, we need to get him out of Vietnam...
>>
>>1018138
>Well, it might be a while, alright?
It might take Charlemagne some more months probably.
Idk
And now I'm regretting the fact anons made him the inheritor without any forethought.
>>
"Hey, come on. I miss Charlemagne too. Now, why don't you sit by me? I'm your father in law, and we haven't talked for a while."

She slithers over to you and sits next to you.

"I miss him, really I do."

"Oh, really?"

"I mean, yeah..."

"Well, I bet he's doing well in Vietnam, alright?"

"I know he is... I mean, he's a national hero."

"...Really?"

"Yeah... I think the military actually likes him over you more.".

"How do you know that?"

"I mean, the military love him. I get lots of fan mail every day from kids wanting to grow up to be like him."

Holy shit.

"You get fanmail?"

"I mean... Yeah. He even takes the time out of his day to write back to all of the kids sending him mail."

"I don't get fanmail..."

"I mean, you are the most hated man in Europe."

"I am not."

"...Really? I mean, the French's approval ratings is a massive 15%, and the Russians are a 13%. Oh, and not to mention the Italians... A whopping 10%."

"Wow... It's that bad?"

"I mean, I read a lot of mail from generals and politicians."

"Huh."

"...So... Are you and Charlemagne on speaking terms?"

Actions

>No, not really...
>..Sort of. Begrudgingly.
>...In a sense that we don't really like each other.
>I mean, yeah.
>Write-In
>>
>>1018169
>..Sort of. Begrudgingly.
>>
>>1018169
>..Sort of. Begrudgingly
>I want to set things right between us, but I can't just change the past. I've made decisions, and I'm going to live with the ones that I have made, and nothing can change that. I just don't know how to put it into words that he'll accept. But he's my heir, and we can't keep going on like this.
>>
"Sort of. Begrudgingly, really. But I really do want to set things right between us. I just can't change th past really... I mean, I've made decisions and I'm going to live with the ones I made and nothing can really change that... I just don't know how to put it into words he'll accept... I mean, he's may heir and we can't be passive-aggressive like this."

"If you want, I could help you make up to him."

"Really? Why?"

She sighs a bit.

"...I'm just worried about him. Then we can get back to call each other heathens or zealots, alright?"

Actions

>I mean, sure.
>Fuck it, why don't I just appoint a new heir?
>Thanks for the help. It would really mean a lot if you did help.
>...I mean, I don't even know where to start..
>No, no. It's fine, alright?
>Why do we have to hate each other though? I mean, I get your a zealot and I'm a heathen, but why can't we all just get along?
>Write-In
>>
>>1018207
>Why do we have to hate each other though? I mean, I get your a zealot and I'm a heathen, but why can't we all just get along?

Insert derogatory remarks about Christians here.
>>
>>1018207
>Thanks for the help. It would really mean a lot if you did help.
>Why do we have to hate each other though? I mean, I get your a zealot and I'm a heathen, but why can't we all just get along?
>>
"Thanks for the help... It would really mean a lot if you did help. But why do we have to hate each other though? I mean, I get your a zealot and I'm a heathen, but why can't we all just get along?"

"Because you betrayed Catholicism?"

"Well..."

"You enslave people?"

"Hey, come on..."

"Your trying to pursue anti-catholic and pro pagan ideals?"

"What?"

"Latinzation of the schools, bringing back a dead language..."

"How the hell are you arriving at..."

"Also, Charlemagne's mom told him that you were talking to a god known as Jupiter... So of course he put two and two together."

Shit.

Actions

>I mean, I'm not anti-catholic.
>...God's an asshole honestly.
>Let's just talk about something else.
>...Why did I ever raise Charlemagne to be a conspiracy theorist...
>Please, Romans... Erh, suck. Yeah. (Lie)
>Write-In
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>>1018238
>So I betrayed Catholicism because I'm not Catholic? Or what? Because I have reasons for why I changed religions.
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>>1018238
>I mean, I'm not anti-catholic.

Also, to this day, there's still Catholic Masses conducted in Latin. Latin is also the language of the Roman Catholic Church. If anything, they should be glad that we're giving the pious the ability to read their holy book in its original language, free of translation errors and agendas. We're also not punishing Catholics for being Catholic, and we're not giving incentives for worshiping the Roman Pantheon, we're just trying to nudge it here and there. We may prefer it if people worshiped the Roman Pantheon, but we're not going to force conversions on the unwilling.
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"I'm not anti catholic, alright? I don't even provide incentives to worship the Roman Pantheon!"

"Really? Huh, wonder how long that'll take to change." She says sarcastically.

"Hey! Come on, I'm giving the pious the ability to read their book in the original language."

She seems to be getting angry.

"Right, and I'm supposed to also be grateful for your blatant usurpation of the Holy Church?!"

She seems to actually be getting pissed off at you.

"Come on, the previous pope was a fucking idiot. He didn't even pay the guard..."

"Because the Swiss Guard was notoriously corrupt you fucking heathen filth!"

You can't help but get angry at this.

"Wow, just label the guard as corrupt!"

"Ha! They sided with you didn't they? Besides, at least I don't go around killing heads of religion!"

"How do you even know about this?"

"Charlemagne."

Shit...

"And how does he know I killed the pope?"

"Because you immediately became the Pope without any qualifications! You don't even use the title at all! Then the pope's body in Malta gets found, along with clear signs of a dragon attack!" Yep, passionate.

The two of you seem to be reaching a boiling point of anger... There's a LOT of hostility.

Roll me a 1d20+3 if you can deescalate the anger so you can go back to trying to work on getting better relations with Charlemagne.
+3 if you can just not continue arguing at all and try to calm her down.
+2 if you can tell her how lucky Charlemagne is to have a wife like her.
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Rolled 2 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1018264
"Look can we get back on track here? You know the whole loving wife to my son trying to get me back on speaking terms with him?

If you want to debate my decisions we can do so later, when I haven't got a perfect storm of things to deal with; kobold nobles, children, massive headaches and other bullshit."
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Rolled 3 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1018264
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Rolled 5 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1018264
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>>1018264
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Rolled 8 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1018264
"Wait, wait, this is exactly how mine and Charlemagne's conversations always end up going, look, maybe we can come to some sort of agreement on things, or at least agree to disagree."

"Charlemagne is lucky to have a wife as dedicated to his causes as you, really. Not being sarcastic, that kind of devotion is rare these days."
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>>1018084
We should've just bribed her. Not like she would turn down a million dollars
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5+8=13

Amazing Failure.

"Look, can we get back on track here? You know, the whole loving wife to my son trying to get me back on speaking terms with him? If you want to debate we can do it later... But for God's sake this is exactly how my conversations with Charlemagne always end up going."

"Maybe it's because your a fucking heathen and only care about yourself?"

"I do not just care about myself. I care about plenty of people..."

You begin to get into a argument with Svana, which escalates to yelling and threatening each other after you called "Jesus a dead kike on a stick", and she responds by insulting your lust for women and your general degeneracy.

At this point relief arrived in the form of Chrysoula coming up from the basement, curious as to what's going on. At this point you and Svana are standing up and yelling extremely loudly at each other, and you feel half-compelled to just throw a fucking pillow or something at this crazy bitch.

Roll me a 1d20+3 if Chrysoula can intervene!
+3 if as Chrysoula you can think of why you should probably get involved and calm Svana and Renexizious!
+3 if you can think of ways on how to actually calm the two of them down as Chrysoula!
+2 if you can be a little shy and nervous about it.
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Rolled 13 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1018531
We do not think jesus was a dead kike on a stick.
He's a cool dude that gave us a motorcycle
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Rolled 9 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1018531
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>>1018550
I know that anon, and I was hopefully trying to tell you that Renexizious is getting pissed off and mostly just saying shit to piss Svana off since she's pissing him off.
>>
Also, allowing samefagging, and I recommend trying to do a bonus.
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Rolled 4 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1018531
If you don't get involved then they'll either keep shouting or actually fight. Neither of which can end well for you, since it will possibly hurt Ren.

Intervene by kissing Ren when it comes to his turn in the argument to shout, on the cheek. Then ask if they can stop.

Stutter the ever-loving moe fuck out of everything, throw some blushing and fidgeting in for good measure.
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13+11=24

Good Success!

You begin to get up to Ren, who is shouting plenty of obscenities at the snake-lady... You wait for her counter-response and Ren to start arguing.

You decide to intervene by kissing Ren, because if you don't they might actually just fight...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can calm them down! (+1 from being adorable in Renexizious's eyes)

+3 if you can think of a way to calm down the snake lady!
+3 if you can think of a way to calm down Renexizious!
+2 if you can tell them why they should stop arguing so much.
+1 if you can continue to be adorably nervous.

Autosuccess if all of this is done!
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Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1018578
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Rolled 18 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>1018578
Hug them both and tell them they should stop arguing because it'll bother everyone and they will have to get along. And at this point it seems like they're trying to piss off each other
Try not to stutter and try to speak clearly and decisively
then fail and stutter alot
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Rolled 7 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1018578
Calm the snake lady down with puppy eyes and pleading.

Hold Ren's hands and generally position ourselves between him and Snek.

They aren't achieving anything by shouting backwards and forwards trying to antagonise. It certainly isn't why they started their conversation.


Continue the general adorable behaviour outlined ("...Stutter the ever-loving moe fuck out of everything, throw some blushing and fidgeting in for good measure...") and avoid long eye contact in that adorable "I feel uncomfortable in the spotlight" way.
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18+14=32

Ultra Success!

You hug both of them, who are smaller than you... Ren seems to be in his human form, and you pick both of them up in a crushing hug... Which neither of them would be able to escape from.

You feel nervous... You aren't really used to tensions like this, let alone... You know. Dealing with a person you don't know. It's always a little awkward.

So you give them a tight squeeze, and attempt to hide your nervous side.

"Can the two of you please stop arguing? It's a..." You can't help but feel like... Well... You try to avoid contact, and fidget a little.

"I-I mean... It's kind of... You know. It bothers me and everyone. Can't the two of you please get along? Please? I mean... At this point it j-just... You know... Kind of seems like your just trying to get under eachother's skin...

The two of them give a glare at each other...

"P-please? I mean... It would mean a lot..."

You pleadingly look towards both of them, and the two of them just kind of... Well, realize that they have been arguing a little antagonistically. They seem a little embarrassed.

"S-see? It's nice to not argue... I mean... Well..."

You kind of realize you've been squeezing them a little too hard, judging from Ren's face turning a little blue, and choking a little... Neither of them can actually breathe, let alone talk. You put them on the ground, and they struggle to get some oxygen.
Now you feel a little embarrassed... And blush a little.

"S-sorry. I erh... I didn't..."

Ren takes a few breathes of air...

"I can't feel my chest..."

You awkwardly scratch the back of your neck, not really too sure what to do.

"I mean... Can the two of you stop arguing? Please?"

"Just... Just don't nearly knock me out again, alright?"

"I'm sorry... I didn't know, alright?"

The snakelady begins to stand up and coughs a bit for air...

Well... You put an end to the arguing.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can get them to get along!
+2 if you can be adorable more.
+3 if you can try to reason why they should get along!
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Rolled 1 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1018606
They live in the same house and are probably going to continue to have to deal with each other
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Critical Failure!

Ren however seems a little pissed off at you... As in, a lot.

"I"m fucking busy right now! Bother someone else Chrysoula, for fucks sake!"

"Bu-"

"I don't give a shit! I've had a fucking shitty past two fucking days and I'm goddamned fucking pissed at this bitch Svana for arguing with me! So fuck off Chrysoula, I don't need you right fucking now."

"I-I'm sorry, I just wanted to help..."

Ren seems angry enough to not really care who he's yelling at, so long as he's just yelling at SOMETHING. You think that he's had a lot of pent up anger about... Well, something for the past two days.

So of course... He begins to yell at you and the snake lady joins him.

Roll me a 1d20+6 (+2 from Headmate's Anger) to see if Renexizious actually does say anything he'll regret.

Higher rolls are still prioritized, but are considered bad.
You can also thank Quoth for this penalty.

-2 if as Renexizious you can try to think on why not to yell at Chrysoula.
-1 if as Chyrsoula you can think why Ren would be pissed at you.
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Rolled 10 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1018642
Ren shouldn't yell at Chrysoula because she's software nice Minotaur and Flames' wife.

And why Ren would be pissed at Chrysoula? Ren is just in an extremely poor mood and we're just on the receiving end of it.
Quoth is being unhelpful.
Maybe we should put him back in the box.
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Rolled 1 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1018642
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>>1018642
Are critical still a thing?
I assume a 1 still takes priority
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>1018670
Yeah.

I wasn't expecting a critical... Excuse me while I roll a 1d2 to decide how I should interpret this.

1=Critical Failure
2=Critical Success!
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>>1018683
OP pls.
If high is bad and low is good obviously a 1 is the best we could do.
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Also, in the future I just want to put to ground that if it's a one it's a critical failure, and if it's a twenty it's a critical success, no matter which way the prioritization goes. I don't think we have had any rules on this so far.

Ren... Well... Renexizious pauses, and begins to try and calm down.

"I'm... Well... I'm sorry for yelling at you. I've... I've had a shitty past two days, alright?"

"I mean, it's fine..."

"No, because I'd never yell at you Chrysoula... I'm just extremely frustrated, alright?"

He hugs you.

"I'm sorry about it, alright?"

You give him a warm, furry and strong hug, lifting him slightly.

"I know. I know you didn't mean anything by it Ren."

You give him a kiss, and he begins to go back to being his freezing-cold self.

You are back to being Renexizious... And you've narrowly avoided yelling at Chrysoula... Svana on the other hand seems calmed down by Chrysoula, who's lifting you slightly off the ground with a hug.

She gives you a kiss and you nuzzle her neck a little, and hug for a good few minutes as Svana just kind of awkwardly watches... Chrysoula however grabs her and gives her a hug as well.

"I'm just happy we're not all arguing. I could hear the two of you from the basement."

"Yeah..."

She carries the two of you from the living room to the library, and puts the two of you on her couch she sleeps on... Which as per usual, is greasy, with fur on it and is quiet messy... Svana is slightly disgusted by it, but you don't really mind.

You are back to being Chrysoula, and you decided to move downstairs for a more comfortable spot... You know. Maybe do a little therapy or something. Maybe you'd be good at it?

"So... Why do the two of you hate each other?" You say...

"She's a zealot and bitches a lot about how I betrayed Catholicism, or how I'm a terrible person."

"He's a filthy pagan and is a degenerate who is a irresponsible father to boot."

"I am not a irresponsible father."

"Really? I could never of realized, with you nearly disowning one of your sons and threatening to strip Charlemagne of his inheritance."

"I was drunk."

"Really? You didn't even have a single drink up in Austria."

You decide to intervene to try and get them to... You know, stop hating each other.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to be a minotaur therapist.
+2 if you think about things they could probably bond on a little.
+2 if you can also be adorable.
+1 if you can think about reasons why they dislike each other so much.
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Rolled 10 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1018710
I dint know bond about Charlemagne or something.


And they hate each other because one is a devout Christian and the other isn't.
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Rolled 1 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1018710
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>>1018657
>>1018670
>>1018730
>>1018741
I'm starting to notice a trend here
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Critical Failure.

"Oh fuck off, for god's sake..."

The two of them begin to yell at each other, and you try multiple times to try and intervene and get them to stop, but at this point they're completely ignoring you.

You can't help but feel a little fucking pissed off that they're just arguing over stupid shit and completely ignoring you. It really does piss you off. You were trying to get them along, but they just fucking won't listen...

You come up with an idea.

Roll me a 1d20+6 to be intimidating as Chrysoula.
+3 if you can get their attention by breaking something or using your greatest strength... Strength.
+3 if you can intimidate, or scare them into not arguing about petty shit.
+1 if you can restrain them somehow.
+1 if you can somehow still pull off the shyness while trying to intimidate them. Or apologize. A lot.
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Rolled 9 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1018759
Break the nearest piece of furniture with our fist and yelk at them to shut the fuck up.

Then pick them both up one with each hand.
>>
Allowing samefagging if you can continue to be physically intimidating and get their attention.
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Rolled 16 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1018759
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16+13=29

Amazing Success!

You realize steaming hot air from your nostrils, and get up, angry as fuck.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN!" You punch the sofa the two of them sit and argue on, and break the sofa in half, sending them both into the air... And you grab them by the neck.

Both seem terrified from you, and you are careful to not choke either one of them, as they're lifted off the ground.

What do anons?

>Intimidate them into getting along?
>Throw them out of your room! You don't want them to argue in here damn it.
>...Guilt trip them. Somehow you can do it.
>Try to calm down and be rational... You just wanted their attention.
>Forcibly take them and make them bond with each other. Like... Read a book together or something.
>Write-In
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>>1018807
>Throw them out of your room! You don't want them to argue in here damn it.
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>>1018807
>Why don't both of you just stop arguing for petty shit? Snake lady Ren has reasons for doing what he's done so stop fucking complaining and actually ask if he has a reason for his actions. Ren she probably doesn't know why you do what you do so of course she's going to misunderstand. Both of you are either going to calmly talk this out and explain to each other or shut up. Either way stop yelling.
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" Why don't both of you just stop arguing for petty shit? Snake lady Ren has reasons for doing what he's done so stop fucking complaining and actually ask if he has a reason for his actions. Ren she probably doesn't know why you do what you do so of course she's going to misunderstand. Both of you are either going to calmly talk this out and explain to each other or shut up. Either way stop fucking yelling and get out of my fucking room, and don't fucking come back until you apologize and make up!"

"Wha-"

You grab them and haul them to the exit to the library, and throw the two of them outside into the wall. You slam the door close, and decide to exercise to relieve some stress.

Now, roll me a 1d20+4 if Renexizious and Svana make up.
+2 if as Svana you can try to see it from his point of view.
+2 if as Renexizious you can try to see it from her point of view.
+2 if as Renexizious you can worry about Chrysoula getting mad at you over this.
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Rolled 8 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1018837
For svana it's the father of her husband suddenly changing religion and doing everything against her moral code for no discernable reason.

For Ren he's listening to someone complain about not believing in one god when currently he has an empire to run, an evil god trying to steal his soul, and a god that's about to cause an apocalyptic scenario in 50 years.


>Flashbacks to getting one shot by Chrysoula in Warhammer verse.

Still miffed about losing that magic necklace
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Allowing samefagging if you can think about things Renexizious and Svana to bond over.
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Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1018837
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Rolled 8 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1018859
Shooting range.
Ren could use some target practice.
Guns are great for bonding as well.
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10+10+20

Borderline Success!

You... Attempt to bond with her... It's...
Well, it's nothing amazing, really. She's a much better shot then you, and your struggling to actually hit the bullseye.

Still... It's alright.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can get out of "awkward attempt" to "trying at the least"

+3 if you can think of a topic neither of you will argue over.
+2 if you can talk favorably about your son.
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Rolled 17 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1019015
Guns and gun designs. We're in fact working on something interesting.

And yes we care about Charlemagne. Just in a rough spot because of some things.
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You talk about guns and gun designs, and talk a little about your son.

17+10=27

Good Success

The two of you talk plenty about guns, and actually get along a little...

+5 relations to relations with Svana.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to continuing to bond.

+3 for ideas for other activities.
+2 if you can think about more things to talk about.
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GM, can Jupiter bring both Svana and us to the realm of gods at the same time? If we just try to tell her why we've done what we've done without showing her, she's going to assume we're falling-off-the-walls crazy like everyone else does when we try to explain things to them.
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>>1019134
I mean, the reason you can go there is because your part deity. She'd be unable to go.
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Rolled 13 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1019122
Well we can go to a bar.
Alcohol is good for friendship.

Let's talk about the weather.
>>1019146
Can Jupiter come here if we make him less shit?
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>>1019167
13+9=22

Good Success!

Of course, you talk about the weather, which is boring... Then you say fuck it, and get some alcohol together. It goes quite well, honestly.

"You know... You aren't bad... For a heathen."

"And... You aren't bad for a zealot..." You say, half-drunk.

Svana drinks some more mead, and you do too...

Huh. You seem to be getting along quite well.

+15 Relations with Svana.

Your relations are now a +10

"You know... I bet I could drink more then you ever could."

"Really? I'd love to see that."

"Ha! I... I can hold my drink better than you."

"Really? I doubt it." You can't help but hiccup a little.

Actions

>...Fine. I CAN outdrink you ANY day of the week...
>...Eeeeh... We've been drinking a littttleeee too much...
>...You know... This reminds me of the days we used to get along... It was nice...
>Hey... Do you want to talk about anything? I mean... Since we can talk.
>Write-In
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>>1019262
>...Fine. I CAN outdrink you ANY day of the week...
>Hey... Do you want to talk about anything? I mean... Since we can talk.
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"Fine! I CAN outdrink you ANY day of the week..."

You decide to talk to her AFTER your drinking contest..

Roll me a 1d20+4.

+3 if you can distract or talk to her during this.
+2 if you can give yourself an unfair advantage if you shapeshift to a more draconic form.
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>>1019146
So can we bring Charlemagne there?
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Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1019286
Also what happens to people when they die?
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Rolled 17 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1019286
Dragon blooded form.


And just trash talk about how she can't beat a superior dragon in a drinking contest.
>>1019304
I thought that depended on the God they worshipped
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>>1019290
If Jupiter was more powerful, sure.

17+9=26

Good Success!

You begin to trash talk about how she can't beat you, and the two of you are drinking. A lot.

It seems the two of you are neck and neck, and she's drinking enough where she's struggling for oxygen... Eventually, you slam down your eighty drink, with her being at a massive... Twenty-four mugs.

And she is completely shitfaced.

She struggles to actually keep the mug on her face and splashes her face with mead, and you can't help but laugh at her...

"It's not... It's not funny!"

"Please... You... Your a teaser..."

Holy shit, you smell like alcohol and can barely stand... Your legs wobble and you fall on your ass, and she laughs.

"Ha! Your more drunk than I am..."

"Pleeeease...'

You attempt to stand to no avail, and eventually you crawl back up your seat....

"Let's... Let's talk about something..."

"Like?"

You can't help but burp in her face for a few seconds straight, and she drunkingly laughs at this.

Relations +20

"Let's... Let's go."

"Go where?"

She burps a little bit.

"Like... Why don't we... You know... What's it called? The thing with..."

"What?"

"...Erh... You know. That... Let's talk."

"Yeah... What did you want to... You know. Talk about?"

"...I have no fucking idea."

"Really?'

"Yeah..."

Actions

>Let's just drink some more.
>...We should probably get home.
>Let's go do something fun together.
>So... I mean... Why are you so religious in the first place?
>...What does Charlemagne think about me anyways?
>We should... We should really hang out more.
>You know... I really do need to get back in touch with my heir... I mean... He is my son...
>Write-In
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>>1019437
>We should... We should really hang out more.
>...What does Charlemagne think about me anyways?
>>
>>1019437
>So... I mean... Why are you so religious in the first place?
If there's one thing alcohol can do it's loosen lips
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>>1019437
>So... I mean... Why are you so religious in the first place?
>...What does Charlemagne think about me anyways?
How much more powerful does Jupiter need to be for us to bring Charlemagne or any of our other kids who are 1/4th divine?
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"You know... We should really hang out more... Hey... What does Charlemagne think about me anyways?"

"I mean... Well... Kinda depends..."

"Like?"

"Well, I mean, both of you love Sweden... And I mean, he loves you enough to risk his life fighting for his country... So I mean... I guess he loves you. But kinda hates you, if that makes sense."

"...Not really..."

"I mean... He just cares about you and is worried in his sense... I'm kinda worried too."

"Really?"

"I mean... Yeah... He can't get any sleep at night, wakes up yelling..." She seems to be worried.

"Really?"

"I shouldn't really tell you about any of this..." She drinks a little more...

Roll me a 1d20+4 if she'll tell you more.
+3 if you can convince her why she should tell you.
+2 if you can be worried about this.
>>
Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1019573
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Rolled 20 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1019573
>If you don't tell me I'm going to look into this on me own. Regardless of what you think I'm concerned about this too.

Who wants to bet it's khorne or another God
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Rolled 4 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1019573
"I can't help him if I don't know can I? I want to do some good with my life, before something ends it and this seems a nice place to start."


{Internal thoughts} - "OH FUCK, he has PTSD. Well shit I am worst father, current year minus 56 or whatever."
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Critical Success!

"Please, I need to know, regardless of what you think about me... I'm concerned too."

Your concern for Charlemagne makes her seem to like you a little more.

+10 Relations

"I mean... He can't really sleep. He's anxious a lot, you know?"

"Oh."

"I'm worried about him... I don't know if fighting overseas is good for him."

"Well..."

"I mean... I even heard him say it's all he's good at... I'm worried that he just doesn't know anything else, if that makes sense."

"I mean..."

"...Yeah... Maybe he's fine and I'm just stressing out, but he's always worried or anxious about something. Not to mention he... Well... He's just so stoic all the time..."

Actions

>...I mean, I'll look into it, I guess.
>Does he ever talk at all about the battles he's fought in at all?
>...I bet Chaos is doing this.
>...I mean, I'll take a look at him when he gets back.
>...He's an effective soldier to be honest though...
>God, now I'm worried about him.
>Write-In
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>>1019695
>Does he ever talk at all about the battles he's fought in at all?
>...I mean, I'll take a look at him when he gets back.
>>
>>1019695
>Does he ever talk at all about the battles he's fought in at all?
>>
"Well, does he ever talk about all the battles he's fought in at all?"

"No... He doesn't like talking about them..."

The two of you drink silently, and eventually begin to get going home... You resolve to talk to him about it, and you get a servant to drive you home...

You stumble into your lair, and see Elizabeth watching TV.

"Ren? Hun?"

"Ehh? What?"

"Viktor's giving a speech in England. Do you want to watch?"

Actions

>Sure, why not?
>...Eh, it can't be too important.
>Just tell me what he's saying when I wake up...
>What's it about?
>...I need to see Chrysoula. Where is she? I need to apologize about earlier.
>Write-in
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>>1019794
>Sure, why not?
>>
>>1019794
>Sure, why not?
>>
>>1019794
>Sure, why not?

>inb4 OP rolls a nat 1 and Viktor announces the invasion of Britain
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You decide to watch Viktor's speech in front of the TV.

He seems to be talking about the conflict in Vietnam and Persia...

So of course, he begins to talk.

"As I can see, many people are curious about the United State's official stance on the conflict in Vietnam, which is that of neutrality. We see no reason to get involved, and in fact propose that the Swedish military is removed from Vietnam, and UN Peacekeepers are sent to restore stability in the region... So, the United States is watching the situation closely, and willing to get involved if... It escalates, so to speak."

Another reporter raises his hand about China's role in Vietnam, and Viktorious answers.

"The United States is conducting peace-keeping operations in Japan, Korea, Indonesia, Siam, South Africa, and Ethopia, and we are well aware of China's ambitions to take over Vietnam, the newest flashpoint in South Asia... If China does get involved, then the United States will have no choice but to order demilitarization in Vietnam and to allow UN Peacekeepers to stabilize the region against the Chinese territorial ambitions."

Huh. Nice to see he'll side with you if China intervenes. A second reporter raises their hand.

"There's certain reports that you have adopted the Half-Dragon Mutagen Project from the Swedish. Is that true?"

He stays neutral.

"We have adopted the science, yes. But we do not plan to make half-dragons with it... Sadly, my scientists, such as the brilliant scientist Wernher Von Braun have advised me to tell you of America's new future... Space."

What.

He gives a smile, and you hear plenty of conversation and yelling among the reporters.

"Now! Quiet, quiet. I would like to invite Doctor Wernher Von Braun to the stand."

Viktor struts off, and the lights in the room darken a little bit.

Actions

>Continue to watch?
>...Talk to Liz a little?
>Fucking hell... Your going to space, not Viktor...
>Write-In
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>>1019867
>Continue to watch?
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>>1019867
>Continue to watch?
>Fucking hell... Your going to space, not Viktor...

It's time to go back to Civ Mode, gentlemen. We're getting to space first, damn it! And finish off Vietnam.
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A scientist stands on the stage...

"Is this working?" He says to the mic, and taps it a few times. It seems to be working...

"Ah... Well, I am here to tell you about America's newest invention... Projekt Amerika. For we have discovered something of great power... What we call an... IRBM. What you might be asking is... What is that, good Doktor? Well... It is sadly a weapon of war. But, a powerful tool... Imagine! the A-Bomb... But on a rocket, able to be sent up to fifty-five thousand kilometers, and deliver a nuclear warhead! Truly, extraordinary. As many know, we have made submarines capable of transporting the nuclear warheads, and even firing them..."

The crowd seems a little afraid...

"Now... I believe President Viktor wishes to take the stage."

He begins to get off... But you notice he seems... Disappointed. You wonder why.

Viktor gets back on the stage.

"I would like everyone to give a hand for the brilliant scientist, Doctor Wernher von Braun!"

The crowd nervously claps along... And you see Viktor with a mile-long smile... A smile that just tells you that he enjoys this power already.

"Now that that's done... I would like to showcase the new reformation to NATO."
Actions

>Continue to watch?
>Talk to Liz?
>Don't watch and just go to bed now.
>Write-In
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>>1019937
>Stop watching
We have things to do.
Science and work and stuff
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>>1019937
>Continue to watch?

The more we know about this, the better we can defend against it.
>>
You decide to watch for a little bit longer.

"I would like to announce that NATO will be personally led by me, and the Secretary General seat is hereby abolished in the interests of global security... Additionally the NATO peacekeeping forces will fall under American Military interests... In addition, NATO is to be renamed to the American National Committee... Any members wishing to drop out may do it now... And as a further report,the UN Headquarters is now under American military control until further notice. All ambassadors are requested to carry IDs at all times, and that until further notice that any and all decisions by the UN must be approved by me... In addition to that, Senator Nixon will be hereby appointed the Ambassador of American Independence in the UN, and will work alongside our current representatives, and will advise the UN on how to best preserve American Independence."

There seems to be a LOT of talking... And you think that Viktorious has just declared the UN and NATO to be part of America in... A sort of coup of sorts. Political coup.

"Finally, I am greatly pleased to announce my rival, Senator Sparkmann, a seat as my Secretary of State, and I look forward to working with him... I am also proud to announce a large cut in taxes in the future, along with less restrictive firearm laws and regulations, and proper Republican representation in the states of California, Maine, Oregon, and Washington... Along with Hawaii... I am also pleased to announce that my congress and I will be instituting anti-gerrymandering laws, and laws against corruption in the future... Now, is there any questions in the audience?"

Many hands rocket up, and Elizabeth seems a little worried... But also somewhat proud of him.

Actions

>Continue to watch?
>Just get up and do something else.
>...Liz? Are you worried about Viktor?
>Write-In
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>>1020064
>Write-In
"The mad bastard. He did it, he did it, he shattered NATO.

Well, time to step up my game, Liz remember that bet? About if I got into space? Well we need to have a talk."


As much as I may hate to say it. We may have to kill our son depending on what he does with his new found power of being able to nuke anywhere and such. I doubt the necessity of it but I want to gauge anon's opinions on this possibility.

Also, does anyone want to go and see Wernher von Braun? We might just be able to persuade him to work for us considering how he reacted to being cut off.
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I'm going to wait a few more minutes for more votes. About ten.

>>1020165
I prefer not for anons to kill their children.
Mostly because the hate from that would be massive and I'd get a shitfit at me.
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>>1020165

I wanna go see him, I bet if we argue that we want to expand our horizons to peaceful intents, we can get him to defect.

We need to get a handle on our try-hard son. His evident pleasure in being able to nuke anywhere with impunity isn't a good sign, and I have a feeling he'd be willing to do it. We need to remind him that WE are the power here, not him, and he can't usurp us.
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>>1020064
>Just get up and do something else
Get
To
Work.
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>>1020195
OP how close are we to being able to get into orbit? For how much can it be done?


>>1020214
I think we may need to revive our ideas for military satalites and shit.


For now, let us focus on the media and how to handle this announcement, by holding a press conference. We need to show that we were working on space before america and that we are, for now, in the lead technologically.
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>>1020248
I think we should work on a satellite we can launch into orbit.
A small one but one nonetheless.
Then hold a press conference and yeah.

We should also visit Viktor.
I remember the last time we talked to him important things were said
>>
Also, just pointing out that technically speaking Viktor is a sadist who enjoys fighting. Probably not the best person to have the nuclear codes.

>>1020248
I'd say your in the Troposphere. About 8 km. You would be in theory able to nuke from Sweden to Germany from where your standing, so not very far.

You begin to get up and think... What should you be doing?

Actions

>Press Conference!
>Try to work further on rocketry! Your almost above the Troposphere!
>Call Viktor?
>Talk to Elizabeth?
>Make plans to go into civ mode.
>Write-In
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>>1020294
>Make plans to go into civ mode.
>Press Conference!


I think we should pay a trip to alternate universe hitler and ask if we can have some more nazi scientists pls.
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>>1020294
>Press Conference!
>Try to work further on rocketry! Your almost above the Troposphere!


>Only the troposphere
We're so far from space travel it isn't even funny.
And after this we may only reach the stratosphere
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You decide to put the vacation in Sicily on hold for a minute, and you decide to do a press conference.

Roll me a 1d20+4 for how well the press conference goes.
+3 if you can calm panic and tell the reporters why Sweden won't get nuked by your son.
+2 if you can come off as a loving father who's still proud of your kid, or a disappointed father.
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Rolled 19 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1020321
>My son has no plans to nuke Sweden. Trust me in the end he cares about his family and he is a nice kid at heart. He would never do something like that. And I cannot wait to talk to my son soon about this news.
>>
19+9=28

Good Success!

You begin to calm everyone down at the press conference and lower tensions... This has reduced the fear of... Well, being nuked. You quickly and eagerly rush to the laboratory...

Roll me a 1d20+3 anons.
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Rolled 19 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1020410
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"Father."

It seems to be... Julius, who comes into view from a shadow.

"Julius, when the hell did you get here?"

"Wait, you haven't seen me for the past three weeks?"
He seems somewhat confused.

"No?"

"Well... I wanted to know something."

"What?"

"My mother's name was Karolina, correct?"

"Yes?"

"Did you know where she went to? After I was born?"

Actions

>...I don't know. Sorry.
>I mean... I know someone who might know. Her name is Vildia.
>I haven't exactly gotten any word from her. I tried sending mail.
>Julius, you should really call when you tell me your coming over.
>I'm busy, sorry. Can we talk later?
>Write-In

Also, have anons just given up on turning Julius into a not NEET?
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>>1020457
>I haven't exactly gotten any word from her. I tried sending mail.
>I mean... I know someone who might know. Her name is Vildia.


He is fine.
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>>1020457
>I haven't exactly gotten any word from her. I tried sending mail.
>I mean... I know someone who might know. Her name is Vildia.
>>
"I haven't exactly gotten any word from her. I tried sending mail... But I mean, I know someone who might know. Her name's Vilda. You should see her."

"...Who is she?"

Actions

>...One of my ex-concubines.
>She's Viktorious's mother...
>She's a friend.
>...Could you tell her I said hi and that I miss her?
>Write-In
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>>1020482
>...One of my ex-concubines.
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"One of my ex concubines."

"I see... Well, I'll look there then. Thanks."

He turns into a bat and flies off... He's getting far too used to that, damn it.

So of course, you move onto working on your rocket...

Roll me a 1d20+6 for progress!

+3 if you can shittalk Flames and his wife.
+2 if you can think how you'll deal with your son Viktorious and what you think of him.
>>
Rolled 7 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1020563
>So flames how does it feel that Liz is catching up to Chrysoula on her one true appeal. Assets

We're going to have to diffuse this in a personal level.
Love Viktor and all but if we fuck up alot of people are going to get hurt.
>>
Allowing samefagging if you can continue to shittalk Flames.
>>
Rolled 19 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1020586
>Though I have to ask why is the place where she sleeps such a mess? Don't we have servants or something? I know she's an animal but still.
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Rolled 6 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1020563

>Flames, when are you going to get some taste and go after a scaled woman of distinction? Even Solaire agrees scales are superior.

>I'm going to have to temper that fucking attitude of his. Ambition is one thing, but veiled threats about nuking the world at his whim are another.
>>
19+11=30
Great Success!

So Flames. How does it feel that Liz is catching up to Chrysoula on her one true appeal... Assets?

Oh fuck off... Chrysoula's are the superior tits.

Wow. Though I have to ask... Why is the place she sleeps such a mess. Don't we have servants or something? I mean, I know she's an animal, but still...

This seems to offend Flames.

Fuck off right now. She is NOT an animal. She's a talking, breathing person, for fuck's sake.

...Son? Why do you hate Chrysoula? I thought you liked her. Your dad seems to be slightly confused, and you sigh as you continue to work on the rocket.

The rocket seems to be able to be launched up to 10km... Meaning you finally got out of the first atmosphere layer. Meanwhile, Flames is slightly triggered.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to continue to work on the rocket.
+3 if you can continue to make fun of Flames. Flames will also get more triggered if you can assert your claim that Chrysoula's breasts are barbaric or whatever, or that Chrysoula is just an animal at heart.
+2 if you can explain secretly to your dad that you don't hate Chrysoula and your actual opinion of her.
>>
Rolled 6 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1020617
>But she is. She doesn't care about underwear and proper undergarments like that. Her hygiene where she sleeps is awful. And her primary activity is physical exercise. She's like a work animal. For plowing. But no you furfag not that kind of plowing.


>Dad I don't hate Chrysoula. I like her. She's nice, soft, but actually pretty tough I just rip on flames to annoy him. It's something that's done pretty often here.

This is mostly to troll flames.
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Allowing samefagging if you can continue to make fun of Flames wife. Flames will get more triggered if you can do the trigger bonuses.
>>
Rolled 2 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1020630
>And her assets are inferior and barbaric. And furry as hell. I'd say barbaric kind of like a beastman
>>
Rolled 2 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1020630
>So in summary I'd say she's like those beastman Renexizia took. Sure they're clean and domesticated but they're still barbaric, animalistic, filth.
>>
6+10=16

Amazing Failure!

But she is Flames! She doesn't care about underwear and proper undergarments like that, and her hygiene is AWFUL! Her primrary activity is physical exercise, like a work animal for plowing... But no you sick furfaggot, not that kind of plowing.

Fuck off! Chrysoula smells amazing, damn it! And she's not an animal, damn it! He says the hygiene part... Unconvinced. But the latter extremely convinced.

Well, her assets are inferior and barbaric... Furry as hell, like a beastman. Like those beastmen Renexizia took. Sure they're clean and domesticated, but still barbaric animalistic filth.

Fuck off! You just can't see her the way I do then, you fucking faggot! At least I don't spend time half-heartily fucking daemonettes, you borderline Slaaneshi worshipper!

Oh man, he's fucking triggered.

You also secretly explain to your dad about what you actually do, and go back to work... Only for your next rocket to fail. Shit.

You get frustrated and over the next few hours you finally figure out the problem, but are close to exhaustion. You'll be able to get the rocket a little better before passing out.

Roll me a 1d20+5.

+3 if you can make fun of Flame's wife even more! Flames will be increasingly triggered if you can tell him just how bad Chrysoula smells and make fun of her for how bad her hygiene is. Additional +1 if you can also make fun of her lack of bras/panties and how they get broken so fast.

+2 if you can defend Vasura from Flame's insults.
>>
Rolled 7 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1020694
>Be honest she smells awful. She misses one shower and she basically becomes a walking warcrime. And she's an animal. A massive one two just look at what happened to her bra. She's such an animal basic necessary clothing reject her.

>Oh and leave Vasura alone. She didn't choose to be a daemonette and when given the chance betrayed Slaanesh to join us even after everything she's went through


Wait did we remember to shift into enhanced form for a +1 to int?
>>
Shit, forgot. Also, it's kobold I think. I'll include that now.

Allowing samefagging if you can continue to make fun of Chrysoula's hygiene and "clothes" problem. And if you want to be a white knight, defend Vasura.
>>
Rolled 16 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1020735
Actually enhanced also boosts int as well as kobold. Doesn't matter though desu.


>Honestly I feel bad for her clothes. She doesn't have a bra as a buffer zone for them and she stinks them up so quickly it's not even funny. Vasura on the other hand is a former daemonette aspiring to be an artist and understand romance.
>>
16+14=30

Great Success!
+2 from Flames being triggered so hard.

Be honest, she smells awful. If she misses one shower, she basically becomes a walking war crime... Not to mention she's an animal. A massive one, just look at her bra. She's such an animal that basic necessary clothes reject her... Honestly though, I feel bad for her clothes. She doesn't have a bra as a buffer zone and she stinks htem up so quickly it's not even funny. But leave Vasura alone. She didn't chose to be a daemonette and when given the chance betrayed Slaanesh to join us even after everything she's went through. She's even aspiring to become an artist and understand romance.

CHRYSOULA DOES NOT SMELL YOU FUCKING SHITLO-

You think you just hit Max Triggered on Flames, as he begins to angrily defend his wife, claiming she smells beautiful and like a rose or something. It's quite funny as he claims the bra is a "designer problem" and that her assets are the best, not to mention that she's more civilized then you... And even defends her lack of underwear. Yeah. He's triggered.

Flames beta tears allow you to stay awake for one more rocket upgrade... Right now you predict it can get a fair 12.5 km.

Roll me a 1d20+6 to finish working.
+3 if you can continue to make fun of Chrysoula for her terrible smell, lack of clothes, lack of panties.
+1 if you can think of more things to insult Chrysoula over.
>>
Rolled 9 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1020819
>I don't think it's a designer problem when a massive cow tries to put on bras for draconic women. The dirt, sweat, fur, and general filth would mess up the bra i think. This of course doesn't excuse a person from not wearing underwear. But she's an animal so the point is moot I guess. And no she doesn't smell beautiful. Unless you consider the fur, sweat and such mixes and in general gives off a putrid smell. Kind of like a dead animal.


We could also insult her normally shy nature.
Of course she'd be passive. She's a cow.
>>
Allowing samefagging if you can make fun of her clothing problem underwear, etc... Or just come up with more things to insult about her.
>>
Rolled 2 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1020862
>To sum it up she's a fat, smelly, cow loved by a beta furry. Of course since she's a cow she's incapable of handling something simple like underwear or even basic hygiene. She could probably change that but doesn't want to. Because as said She. Is. A. Cow.
>>
Rolled 17 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1020862
>And before you try to deny it recall that you called her a cow to. I was surprised you finally was honest to yourself.
>>
17+10=27

Great Success

You get the rocket up to about 15km... But it does explode. Shit.

You keep this in mind as you make fun of Flames, who begins to autistically rant at you...
You decide to get some sleep, and you head to the bed with the sound of beta tears in your head...

You eventually wake up, Flames seems to have been up all night being autistic, and you yawn and get up...

"Ren?"

You see a slightly concerned Elizabeth dressed in front of you.

"What?"

"Michael is..."

"Who's Michael?"

"You know... That adorable red half dragon you got..."

"Oh, right."

"...I was wondering if you could try to get him out of the kitchen... I think he's a little bit of a glutton."

"...Really?"

"Well... I don't know what to do really. Michael's already overweight..."

Goddamn it.

Actions

>I'll take care of it, alright Ren?
>...We should rename Michael, honestly. That's a poor name.
>No son of mine is a glutton. I'll get him out of the kitchens.
>...He's my son. I mean, I have a hunger that is not easily sated. He's probably just more hungry than most people.
>Why don't you do it yourself?
>Write-In
>>
>>1020935
>I'll take care of it, alright Ren?
You mean Liz right?
>>
Yeah.

You begin to get up.

"Right, right. I'll take care of it, ok?"

She gives you a kiss as you get up, and head to the kitchens... After a bit you see your son, Michael, about the size of half a man, carnivorously eating a box of cereal, which is an important part of an all natural breakfast.

He chirps up when he sees you though... And you see another box of cereal already ripped into, not to mention the remains of what seems to be bacon and eggs. And a half-drained milk jug.

For fuck's sake.

Actions

>Try to teach him a religious lesson on why gluttony is wrong!
>Teach him scientifically why gluttony is a bad idea!
>...Confiscate the food. There we go.
>This is your first interaction with your son... Maybe you should introduce yourself and go from there?
>Sigh in disappointment? Maybe that's all you need to do?
>...Just let him eat. He's a growing boy.
>Write-in
>>
>>1020997
>This is your first interaction with your son... Maybe you should introduce yourself and go from there?
Then we can go into the science spile.
>>
You decide to introduce yourself to him.

Roll me a 1d20+5 for how well this goes.
+4 if you can introduce yourself.
+2 if you can try your best to be a nice father while introducing yourself.
+2 if you can tell him a lot about you and his "mother" (aka Elizabeth)
+1 if you can also tell him how much he should love you and Elizabeth, and why.
>>
Rolled 2 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>1021027
Pick up the child.
>Hello I'm your father you can call me Ren. Me and your mother Elizabeth are dragon. And rulers me over most of Europe and her over Britain. We're going to try our best to love you and raise you right so I hope you can love us back okay.

Now let's see if we actually deliver.
>>
Already a great start.

Allowing samefagigng.
>>
Rolled 1 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>1021072
I didn't want to keep him.
I'm almost certain this kid could do better
Like most parents would be better.
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>>1021081
These are some ill omens.
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Well, do anons want to use barbaric?

>Yes!
>No!
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>>1021099
>Yes!

>Reeeeeeeee's parentally.
>>
Roll me a 1d20.

+3 if you can introduce yourself barbarically.
+3 if you can make fun of Chrysoula barbarically.
+2 if you can explain to him why he should love his mom and dad. Barbarically.
>>
Rolled 19 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1021177
>I'm Renexizious. Badass, Slayer of thousands of men,Makes fun of filthy cows named Chrysoula, And in general pretty fucking amazing. And you should love me and your mom because we're both big ass dragons that have razed settlements and defeated armies.

Now check this one.
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"I'm Renexizious. Badass, Slayer of thousands of men,Makes fun of filthy cows named Chrysoula, And in general pretty fucking amazing. And you should love me and your mom because we're both big ass dragons that have razed settlements and defeated armies all by our loneseome."

Now that gets his attention...

"Wow, really?"

"Yep."

Now of course, to follow up on why gluttony is a bad idea...

Roll me a 1d20+4.

+3 if you can try to reason with him to maybe eat a little less.
+3 if you can tell him the scientific cons of eating more than you can chew.
>>
Rolled 15 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1021286
>You should probably eat a little less food. No matter how much you eat you'll still be hungry. Trust me I have the same problem and you've definitely eaten enough. Besides you aren't even chewing it all which is a waste. Chewing food properly lets your stomach store more food and break down the food you've eaten properly. So slow down kid you are good. trust me.
>>
15+10=25

Good Success!

"You should probably eat a little less food. No matter how much you eat you'll still be hungry. Trust me I have the same problem and you've definitely eaten enough. Besides you aren't even chewing it all which is a waste. Chewing food properly lets your stomach store more food and break down the food you've eaten properly. So slow down, alright kid?"

"...I'll always be hungry? Mom told me to eat until I was full."

You sigh...

"Well, she doesn't know about the "forever hungry" thing, alright? So just eat until you think you've had enough, alright?"

"How would I know?"

"Well... I personally eat until I think I'm full... I'm probably not the best advice."

You seem to have slowed him down and make him consider what he's eating. Nice.

Actions

>Spend some more time with your child? He's pretty new to the world to be fair...
>Go off and do some work.
>See how your son Aulus is doing.
>Write-In
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>>1021363
>See how your son Aulus is doing.
>>
You decide to see how Aulus is doing.

Roll me a 1d20+5 for how well he's doing.
+2 if you can think of good things a dragon would be doing in their childhood.
>>
Rolled 1 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1021391
Probably chewing on on things and trying to dig a small lair.
Maybe try to get slaves to help him.
>>
>>1021412
Oh god it's infant Renexizia all over again isn't it.
>>
Do anons want to use tommorow's barbaric?

>Yes!
>No!
>>
>>1021429
>Yes!
Because otherwise property damage
>>
Roll me a 1d20.

+3 if you can think of barbaric hings a dragon child would be doing.
>>
Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1021454
Commiting small acts of violence against slaves that annoy him.
Attempting to consume wildlife.
And maybe attempt to eat the odd boulder.
>>
Allowing samefagging if you can think of more things.
>>
Rolled 12 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1021519
He probably would also collect a trophy from his kills if he can.
>>
Rolled 12 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1021519
Afterwards we'll probably find him gnawing in the trophies or sharpening his claws against something.
>>
12+3=15

Minor Success!

You find Aulus just looking around curiously, and investigating rooms and whatnot... He's even going up to people and following them around, curious in what their doing.

It seems he's a little bit of an explorer, and you go up to him...

"Aulus?"

He looks behind, at you... And looks up.

He seems quite curious about everything still.

"Just looking around." He says simply. It seems he's learned to talk... He also has a very, very slight Scottish accent to his voice. Huh.

"Good. What have you been up to?"

"Nothing... Mom wants me to find people my age to play with... So I'm kinda looking around."

"I see... Well, that's good."

"..Yeah, do you want to help?"

Actions

>Sure, why not? I'd be more than happy to spend time with you.
>Come on. You aren't going to find friends just in a palace here...
>To be fair, all kids your age are infants incapable of speech.
>You know, you have a brother you could play with... Michael. Not to mention your other brother Julius who might still be a round, and your sister, Maria..
>Write-in
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>>1021641
>You know, you have a brother you could play with... Michael. Not to mention your other brother Julius who might still be a round, and your sister, Maria..
>>
I'm gonna get some sleep anons, night.
>>
Back for a minute, going back to sleep in another.

"You know, you have a brother you could play with... Michael. Not to mention your older brother Julius, and your sister Maria... Oh, and Mikhal."

"Wow... That's a lot."

"Oh, that's nothing. You'll find them by their scale color."

You pat him on the head and he eagerly runs off, and you head back to your lair... You head towards the basement, and see the kobold Celvetia reading outside of the library, quiet.

"Celvetia? Why aren't you inside the library?"

"Somesort of brute has taken it over, and the couches are full of grease, fur, and smells terrible... Not to mention the piles of clothes in the room, generally messy and slobish conditions..."

"Really?"

You open the library door... And it smells bad, sure... But nothing to flee from. However, judging from Celvetia's gagging... It must be terrible for her. So of course, you close it.

"Anyways, would you care why I ask if your down here?"

"Just going to the laboratory."

She seems curious, but does not press further.

"Would you care if we talked? I wish to know a bit more about surfacer culture."

Actions

>I suppose that's fine.
>Surfacer and dragon culture are very different.
>...If you want, I can clean the library up for you. It doesn't smell that bad to me.
>Well... That brute is Flame's wife...
>Hey, why don't we go talk somewhere else? I mean, it's no doubt better then sitting on the floor.
>Write-In
>>
>>1022067
>I suppose that's fine.

>>1020457
anon(s) gave up on any character improvement a long time ago.
>>
>>1022067
>I suppose that's fine.
>>1022138
I haven't given up on us becoming abetter father.
Completely
>>
"I suppose that's fine."

She begins to ask you plenty of questions about the surface, such as why it's so cold, why your buildings are so large, and so forth. She knows the answer to quite a few of them already, but seems to simply be double-checking with you.

She eventually finishes up her questioning.

"So... Since I have little else to go, is there any other libraries, bibliotheca, a athenaeum, or centers of knowledge I may go to? Because at this rate I'll finish your library with naught but all of my lifespan."

"Really?"

"I prefer not wearing gas masks in centers of learning, I dread to think what would happen if it fell off."

"Well..."

"Besides, the uttermost of the books in there in my brief excursions have had little to do with Rome, or history in general, and more or less experimental physic books."

Flames also is a little triggered about her saying the library smells, and Flames insists on it not smelling bad.

Actions

>The library doesn't smell that bad. I was in there and it's only a bit horrible.
>If you want, I can get a few books for you.
>Don't worry, us surfacers have come up with a miracle cure to bad smells. It's called perfume en masse. As in, lots of fucking perfume.
>I'll get the slaves to clean up the library for you.
>I suppose I could send you to the university library in Stockholm.
>...You gotta do it. Trigger Flames by talking how much the resident inside of there smells.
>Write-In
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>>1022768
>I'll get the slaves to clean up the library for you.
OK adding getting Chrysoula a bed room to the to-do list.
ffs we can't have her stinking up our library.
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>>1022768
>If you want, I can get a few books for you.
>Write-In
"I can also stay and fill in the blanks of information between them if you so wish."
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"I'll get the slaves to clean up the library for you, alright? But if you want, I can get a few books for you and fill in the blanks of information between them if you so wish."

"I don't see why not, go ahead."

You open the door to the library, and it doesn't smell too bad to you, though you do note a pile of dirty greasy clothes in the corner, which smells... Terrible, to be frank. Luckily it's out of the way, and you note that Chrysoula seems to be attempting home repair on the sofa and... Actually seems to be quite effective at it. You wave hello to her and she waves to you without looking, and you hear her curse a little, attempting to screw something in with a comically small screwdriver for her hands...

She also seems to be putting together a small coffee table for the sofa, how nice.

What sort of books are you going to get Celvetia?

Actions

>History books.
>Science books.
>Magic books?
>Political books.
>...Maybe you should talk to Solaire if he likes her or not.
>Talk to Chrysoula?
>...Help Chrysoula with putting together the couch.
>Write-In
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>>1022798
>History books.
>...Maybe you should talk to Solaire if he likes her or not.

Ideally things that make the Roman Gods look nice. And preferably doesn't give a definite location of Rome or any of the other holy sites like Carthage, Constantinople etc.


Can't let her succeed or get too frustrated
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So, Solaire? Like her yet?

She's adorable, yeah. Though she is quite professional and organized... I mean, just put in a good word for me, alright?

Yeah, seems like Solaire likes her.

Mind if I ask if you like her Ren?

You begin to get some history books, which you narrow down to about three which don't give an exact location of Rome, Carthage, or Constantinople... Thankfully all the pages that held their location have been ripped out.
You will however have to make the Roman Gods appealing by yourself...

Actions

>...Add some "notes" to the book which portray the Roman Gods in a positive light?
>...You'll just spread some traditional propaganda by telling her good things about them...
>...You know, maybe you should extend it out to Tiamat. She's after all your race's god...
>Tell Flames if you like her or not. (+5 to relations with Solaire and Flames if you speak your mind. Additional +5 if you can explain why)
>Write-In
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>>1022843
>...Add some "notes" to the book which portray the Roman Gods in a positive light?
>Tell Flames if you like her or not. (+5 to relations with Solaire and Flames if you speak your mind. Additional +5 if you can explain why)
Somewhat neutral leaning towards positive.
Courteous insofar and studious. But we still don't know her that well.
Also she doesn't seem too paranoid or have trap autism which is a plus.
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You decide to add some notes.

Well, I'm somewhat neutral leaning towards positive. She's courteous insofar and studious, but we still don't really know her taht well... Not too paranoid or seems to have trap autism, which is a plus.

Well, fair enough. I'm with Ren.

Yeah. Thanks for telling us.

You go back to work and begin to put notes in..

Roll me a 1d20+4 for notes!

+3 if you can put notes that portray the Roman Gods in a positive light.
+2 if you can continue to make fun of Flame's wife, in the traditional standard of things.
+1 if you want to make fun of Solaire's interest in Celvetia. Or just encourage Solaire.
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Rolled 16 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1022878
The notes should include their tolerance considering their acceptance of other religion and their encouraging of organization and warrior culture while still supporting science and the arts.

>Goddamnit flames why did your wife have to stink up the library. We could clean her and make her stink less but I can't just wash that awful smell put of the books

Just tell Solaire if he can convince Cel to stay here and marry and make sure she's trustworthy then sure she's a candidate for being a wife.
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>>1022887
>Put
Reeeeeeeee I mean out.


And by supporting other religions I mean you can worship the Roman Pantheon amongst other Gods and they still seem okay with it.
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>>1022878
Roman gods, similar to old greek gods but generally more focused towards the concept of family loyalty, productivity and empire than on knowledge and glory.

"Flame's please have a talk with you wife after this, it's not bad for us but it sets the wrong image of us in visitors minds. I would like people not walking in to a cow sty when they come to visit."

"Solaire, she seems nice and fits the criteria thus far. I would say go for it but I don't want ot rush you."
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Rolled 5 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1022894
I forgot to roll.


>>1022889
Essentially the roman's were masters of cultural adaption. If you had a god of X, they say "oh, that is just our god Y. Clearly they are the same god we just worship them differently." or something.

Then over time they would attempt to adapt, suppress and replace the original religion. It worked very well up until it didn't.
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>>1022899
You mean up until God happened?
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16+10=26

Good Success!

You put a few notes including their tolerance and acceptance of other religions and encouraging organization and warrior culture... Along with family loyalty and productivity.

Goddamn it Flames, why does your wife have to stink up the library? We could clean her but I just can't wash that awful smell out of books damn it... But please talk to her after this, I would really like people not walking into a cow sty when they come to visit.

Oh fuck off, it isn't that bad.

It's godawful, that's what it is.

You take the books out filled with paper notes to Celvita... And she seems very eager to start reading...

Of course, the book starts at the Babylon and she seems quite interested... You tell her about the odd thing here and there, and she moves onto Ancient Greece... And skips to Ancient Rome.

Roll me a 1d20+2 to see if your notes can influence her a little.
+2 for dragon propaganda you can mention on the side/
+2 for Roman God propaganda you can bring up and why they're so respected.
+2 for making fun of Flames some more.
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>>1022904
Essentially yes. The adopting of Christianity killed the roman ability to absorb religions by that method. It did however solve some internal stability issues caused by Christianity but really they were screwed either way.

The actual cause of the fall of the roman empire is so complex and multifaceted that even if I wanted to, I couldn't explain it.

Effectively they didn't understand economics causing their economy to fall apart, decreasing loyalty among the legions, greater reliance on mercenary forces, corruption, multiple succession crises and other such problems. They also ran low on new places to attack for money, slaves and shit which could have killed them by itself probably.
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>>1022923
"The roman gods were a fairly nice group of gods all things considered. I mean, they don't exactly ask for much more than a bit of wine and the occasional prayer.

They in return then provide benefits and a bunch of holidays, clearly the best gods.

I should know; I've had to pull off the whole god shtick before for some primitives, because they worshipped dragons for some reason.

To be fair, we are pretty cool what with our long lives, flight and shit."


"Flames, you don't LIKE her unwashed smell do you? How degenerate can you get!"
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Rolled 10 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1022923
We could mention how draconic is similar to latin. Both of which are among the many languages we know. And that picking them up is quite easy as dragons are many times smarter than a normal human.

And the Roman Gods are respectable because they seem to encourage healthy growth for nations and people and are in general a positive force.


And tell flames that yes it is that bad. It's like a miniature barn.
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Allowing samefagging if you can make fun of Flames some more.
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Rolled 16 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1022956
I keep forgetting to roll.
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Rolled 15 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1022967
>Really I'm not even sure we should give her a bed. With the mess she'd make we're better off just giving her a pile of hay.
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>>1022967
So OP when we get back to science grind can we bring lorriana and Renexizia?

Bringing them with their affinity/interest in science so we can get work done faster.

We're in a hurry.
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>>1022978
Sure.

15+8=23

Success!

Flames, it's fucking terrible, like a mini barn. I'm not even sure we should give her a bed, maybe just a pile of hay... But Flames... You don't like her unwashed smell do you? How degenerate can you get?!

I-I don't like her smell, but your just over-reacting, damn it!

It's bad. Really fucking bad.

Ok... Maybe it's bad...

Terrible.

For fuck's sake that doesn't warrant her being given a pile of hay to sleep on... She's a living being too. And my wife.

You turn your attention to Clevita.

"You know, draconic is very similar to latin, which I both know easily. Picking them up is quite easy as dragons are many times smarter than a normal human... But you know, the Roman gods were a fairly nice group, don't ask for much than a bit of wine and occasional prayer, provide a bunch of benefits and a ton of holidays... Clearly the best gods. I've had to pull off the whole god shtick before for some primitives because they worshiped dragons for some reason... I mean, we are pretty cool with our long lives, flight, and other shit."

"Well, I do agree they are interesting, that's for sure."'

"Truly."

After a bit of reading she speaks up again.

"I can barely read this illegible barbaric book... Do you have any books in Latin?"

"Really?"

"First of all, whatever gibberish in here is nearly undecipherable by my learning in Germanic, and the only things I can put together is the notes and occasional sentence mentioning historical figures. Whatever happened to you barbarian's and Germanic?"

"Barbarians?"

"Ah, slip of the tongue. Our language's word for surfacer is quite similar to barbarian... Though I must applaud you for your fine Latin skills, truly you must have spent many years scrounging around ruins for a hint of Roman learning."

"...There was actually very little scrounging around. I mostly know this on my own."

"Truly?"

"Well, yes... And do you think we're still in the medieval era or something?"

"Well, the last reports from the surface did say you lived in wooden fortresses on hilltops with pitiful moats around them, and your average citizen in poverty and disease-filled villlages.

"Really?"

"Well, from what I see, it has a massive improvement from at least a thousand years ago..." She seems a little worried for a moment, and turns back to reading. Or at least, attempting to.

"But, before we get off topic... You wouldn't happen to have any books in latin, correct?"

None of your books are actually in Latin, save the bible.

Actions

>Well... I mean, you can read the bible, I guess.
>I gotta go.
>...Why don't I just read it to you?
>Germanic is... Well, It's probably outdated by at least a thousand years, if your last reports of the surface are from the early medieval era.
>...I'll have someone transcribe a book into Latin.
>Write-In
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>>1023035
>Germanic is... Well, It's probably outdated by at least a thousand years, if your last reports of the surface are from the early medieval era.
>...I'll have someone transcribe a book into Latin.
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>>1023035
>...Why don't I just read it to you?
>Germanic is... Well, It's probably outdated by at least a thousand years, if your last reports of the surface are from the early medieval era.

>Write-In
"And I am afraid to tell you that Latin is for the most part, a dead language. I am working to change that fact but outside of science and history people don't know it.

Also I think we should go out soon, I feel you need to see what has changed since your people were last up here."
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"Why don't I just read it to you? I'll have it transcribe it into latin however... And for your information, Germanic is likely outdated by at least a thousand years, if your last reports of the surface are from the early medieval era... And I'm afraid to tell you that Latin for the most part is a dead language. I am working to change that fact but outside of history and science, most people don't know it... But we should really go out soon, I feel like you need to see what has changed since your people were last up here."

"Very well... I am quite intrigued about seeing the rest of the surface with my own eyes... Even as bright as it may be."

Right.

Actions

>How about after I read you this book?
>...Why don't I show you it now?
>How about when I'm not busy? I'll get you then.
>Well, why don't you tell me a little about the underground Kobold Empire during the dark ages?
>...Well... I should really get going.
>Write-In
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>>1023095
>I'll read this book to you then we can do it later. When I'm less busy.
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"Well, I'll read this book to you. We can go out later, alright? When I'm less busy."

You grab the history book and prepare to read it to her...

Actions

>Institute pro-dragon bias while you read it?
>Institute pro-Roman God bias while you read it?
>Don't change it at all.
>Write-In
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>>1023130
>Institute pro-dragon bias while you read it?
>Institute pro-Roman God bias while you read it?
But if we have to choose one the pro dragon bias is my choice.
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Roll me a 1d20+2 to institute bias.

+3 if you can make dragons sound fucking awesome.
+2 if you can make humans and orther species inferior, but make it sound like kobolds and other draconic species are the superior race.
+1 if you can continue to praise the roman gods.
+2 if you can present this in a factual manner like it's in the book.
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>>1023130
>Institute pro-Roman God bias while you read it?
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Rolled 2 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1023145
>Dragons are an extremely long lived race, measured in the centuries, of reptiles traits being massive size ,up to tens of stories, as well as elemental breath and extreme intelligence and can age extremely fast capable of learning a new language minutes after birth. Next to them is the sibling race. Lacking the size and raw power of a dragon they still maintain some of the intelligence showing a large affinity for crafting and construction as opposed to other races that lack this.


>The Roman Gods are varied each covering certain aspects. The point of them seems to be to encourage beneficial traits in people, order, family, culture, skill in battle both in the individual and in the group.
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Rolled 8 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1023145
>>
Allowing samefagging for more dragon bias.
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Rolled 8 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1023177
>Also Dragons are highly durable, and some are even capable of shapeshifting, even into different races. Like me.
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8+10=18

Failure!

You present some bias in a factual manner, along with the Roman Gods...

"Are your books really this biased?"

"What?"

"Well, I'm simply stating a fact that the author, or you are biased in favor of dragons and the Roman Gods."

"Really? I am not biased."

"Well, I can't be too sure about that. But thank you for reading the book for me."

She gets up and takes two of the books with her...

Just reminding you that the Kobolds have given us a huge contract for slaves... I forget how much though. We might want to look into that son.

You get back up and decide to work a little on rocketry...

Roll me a 1d20+6 to work further.
+2 if you can remember how many slaves you needed to get the kobolds and how much they were going to pay you. (Because I can't find that anywhere)
+2 if you can continue to make fun of Flames.
+2 if you can think where you'll take Clevita. And if it'll be romantic or not.
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Rolled 9 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1023239
"Flames, now that you have admitted your wife has a hygiene problem, do you want me to make a mutagen to fix it? It'll probably be the hardest yet to make..."

Take the tiny 'bold to see a film. Bitches love films. Alternatively, we could fly and show her our nation's cities. How inaccurate her people are as to the conditions the surface people live in.
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Rolled 1 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1023239
OP I said get the nerds so we get those sweet roll benefits.

Anyways it was 700,000 slaves.

>So for cleaning where Chrysoula sleeps in the library I'm stuck between high quality acid or fire. Thoughts or preferences?

A restaurant?
Someplace that sells Roman or Greek food or whatever.

And let's not use our human form when we go out.
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Since you used yesterday's barbaric...

So Flames, now that you have admitted your wife has a hygine problem, do you want me to make a mutagen to fix it? But keep in mind, we need to clean the library, I'm stuck between high quality acid or fire.

Fuck off!

You laugh a bit as you pour some normal fuel into the rocket to see how far it will go up just with normal fuel... And prepare to fire it...

You fire it, but the rocket leans a little to the left...
Towards the wall.

Fuck..

Roll me a 1d20-3 to attempt to get out before everything goes FUBAR!
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Rolled 16 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

>>1023290
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Rolled 10 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1023290
What about that one 20 we got before but was too late before you updated. It would be good to use it.
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Rolled 12 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

>>1023290
We should probably get some actual scientists to help us. What ever happened to those nazi ones?
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>>1023297
>>1023300
You know I wanted to bring lorriana and Renexizia for roll bonuses and that reroll lorriana gave us.
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>>1023313
I completely fucking forgot, so next time they'll come.

16-3=13

Borderline Failure!

You luckily manage to get out of the blast radius, but the rocket does explode, damaging the hanger... Meaning you'll need to repair it.

You sigh, and call up the local mechanic shop to repair a hanger door, some lifts and what not...

You cannot do rocket science for the next three days. You got off lucky, thankfully.

So of course, you leave the building...

What do anons?

>You were going to implement a few more public needs policies. Like pensions and a few more socialist things.
>You could go for some slaves...
>You should see about taking Celvetia out.
>You need to deal with Chrysoula's messy behavior.
>See one of your kids?
>You should call up one of your kids?
>Fuck it. Might as well take that vacation in Sicily.
>Maybe you should check on the kobolds in the D&D realm?
>Maybe you should mutate that neckbeard...
>You know... Maybe you should see Julius. He is in town after all.
>You might want to find Svana and try to get back on good relations with Charlemagne?
>You should rule directly for a few weeks...
>Write-In
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>>1023321
>Write-In
Hire a Minister of Law and Order or whatever the cabinet position is called.
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>>1023328
I'll be back in a hour or so, feel free to think about who would make a good minister of law and order.
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>>1023313
We should just put a notice out for scientists and start cutting back in certain areas like our navy and military.

The simple fact is that we don't need a large military and should instead invest the money into science, industry and other such things.

To be frank, we should actually get rid of our navy entirely since most of it is very outdated or completely useless. Just make them into museums or melt them down.


>>1023321
>You should see about taking Celvetia out.


Once we have dealt with some personal problems and this shit we are going to just have to shut ourselves inside our workshop and channel the powers of caffeine.
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>>1023340
Just cut back the navy to focus on troop transport and vehicle transport as well.

Cut back on the amount of soldiers we have and train the ones we do better.

Right now we don't need to expand we need to hold onto what we have.

So shrink the military and make it a more effective fighting force.


And we need more scientists and better abilities to keep secrets and root out spies.

So said discoveries don't get leaked.
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>>1023338
Oh and can we hire Hans?
He used to be a mayor no?
Surely he can handle drafting rules and all of that.
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>>1023402
I feel that we should do one of two things; either work with the american program or work against it.

If we work with it we can have the only nuclear power on our side but they'll have more control over us.

If we work against them and start assembling the "resistance" to their imperialism, then we could style ourselves as the soviet union 2.0; now with a semi-free market and less corruption.


However I have another plan entirely but to pull it off we would need to get a bunch of our troops together and travel through the Dn'd dimension as mercenaries.

Since we can get a fuck ton of gold from there and use it in this world to become rich enough to... fund some projects.

Like for example; modernising the navy, nuclear weapons, national modernisation and improvements...not to mention buying the rocketry systems the americans have developed (to "inspect for independently developed improvements" to enhance our own program.)
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>>1023436
What I'm hearing is break off a part of our army and use the kobold tribe we've taken to form a mercenary nation/company that'll raid dungeons and render services for coin.

And we can take a percentage of that profit back to us to fund things
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>>1023521
Essentially, yes. As much as I may think it is a bad plan, we must go ahead with inter-dimensional colonialism and plundering.


Speaking of which, I feel it is time we prepare somethings to help our efforts with regards to the kobolds; a mutagen or such that we can add to their water supply or something, with the goal being faster reproduction and growth to maturity.


Once we have gotten our new empire's population into the thousands we can start lowering the concentration if they want. Then the real fun begins...
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>>1023661
Kobold lifespans are already short.
I say if we can increase their speed to maturity and lengthen their lives along with some other boon we can just give it to them directly.
They already worship us so we could paint it as a blessing.


Oh and also guns.
Maybe we can get kobolds into musketry.
They aren't good in melee combat but they could be good at musket work.
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>>1023712
They seem like tank guys honestly; they are all midgets
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>>1023722
>Tank
>They're still in the tribal era
Hold on there m8.
But seriously I see us capable of getting them up to muskets in a reasonable time frame.

Tanks would be a later goal. Along with other more modern weapons.
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>>1023722
Oh oh and an important thing to do.
We need to Latinize them.
If they're the founding part of our D&D empire having them be latin now will help us later.

They already worship us, tiamat, and Jupiter iirc.
We just need to teach some latin and such.
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Back for a minute anons.

So anons want to appoint Hans as the minister of Law and Order?

>Yes!
>No!
>Someone else!
>Maybe he could use a mutagen?
>Write-In
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>>1024014
>Yes!
We don't jnow many qualified people.
>Maybe he could use a mutagen?
If possible dragon blood or anything that would lengthen his life.
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You decide to appoint Hans, and see if you can convince him to take a mutagen.

When you tell him your appointing him to be in charge of law and order, he seems quite honored...

So of course, you decide to convince him to take a mutagen.

Roll me a 1d20-1

+2 if you can specify what mutagen he'd take.
+3 if you can give him a convincing argument.
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Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1024131
Dragon blooded mutagen
>You're basically human but somewhat better in most regards. You won't even look that draconic. Just some claws and other minor things
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Allowing samefagging if you can do a even more convincing argument. Or come up with ideas on how to reduce Chrysoula's smell. Or both. (+1 if so.)
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Rolled 12 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1024184
Some sort of conditioner/shampoo or something to kill the bacteria.
iirc sweat is more or less caused by interaction between sweat and bacteria on the skin.
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Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1024184
The mutagen will also make his duties easier due to his enhanced abilities. If he wants to be better at his job the mutagen will help.
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13+5=18

Failure!

He doesn't seem to be convinced to let you mutate him, sadly enough. You decide to leave the topic be, and move onto going out with Celvetia...

Hey, if we're going on a date wit her.. Is this going to be romantic at all?

Actions

>Sorry, but no. Just a normal time out.
>Well, maybe just a little. An occassinoal flirt here and there.
>Why not? Romancing a kobold could be interesting.
>...Why not a double date? You go out with someone, I go out with someone?
>Why don't we bring someone along?
>Eh... I don't know. Maybe I can do something else. (Specify)
>Write-In
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>>1024247
>Why not? Romancing a kobold could be interesting.
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