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>>992841
HAHA TIME FOR BOATS!
>>This is not what it looks like.
"There's a perfectly logical and rational reason for this."

>>992841
>>This is not what it looks like.
No lewding with other DDs.

>>992841
>>There's room for one more~.

>>992841
>>This is not what it looks like.

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>>992841
>What's wrong, haven't you ever seen a destroyer nest?

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>>992856
Destroyers can lewd themselves, sometimes they even do it with other ship classes

>>992841
>>This is not what it looks like.

>>992841
>This is not what it looks like.

>>992841
>There's room for one more~.

>>992841
>>This is not what it looks like.

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>>992841
"Anna, this is not what it looks like." You laugh, patting Inazuma on the head as she squirms around and mumbles something under her breath. "Inazuma here was just stressed after yesterday's mission and wanted to stay over with me, that's all."

"O-oh, okay, that explains things!" Anna slowly returns to her original color as she wipes her forehead. "Whew, you really scared me there, Hoel!"

>Sorry about that.
>What, were you getting jealous~?
>Other

>>993001
>>What, were you getting jealous~?

>>993001
>>Sorry about that.

>>993001
>>What, were you getting jealous~?

>>993001
>>What, were you getting jealous~?

>>993001
>What, were you getting jealous~?
No Inazuma in the next Love x Radar. Welp.

>>993001
>>What, were you getting jealous~?
THEN apologize after the adorable embarrassment.

>>993001
>>What, were you getting jealous~?
Looks like the rumors about Hoel being a ship magnet are spreading around Yokosuka.

>>993001
>Sorry about that.

>>993043
Hoel's Kantai Collection:
>Annapolis
>Johnston and Heerman
>Portland and Indy
>Haida
>Graf Spee
>Yamato
>Woel

>>993043
Not unless other ships show up in Comiket.

>>993001
I sure hope Annapolis cane with us for a proper, nonccombat, test of our AEGIS.

>>993091
You mean "train", right?

If just using the upgraded SPY-1A radar means Hoel can see the UNIVERSE, imagine using the AEGIS datalink where she can hear thoughts. LEWD THOUGHTS

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>>993001
"What, are you getting jealous?" You grin as you waggle your eyebrows suggestively.

>Roll 1d20

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>993116
LEWD

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>993116

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>993116

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>>993116
Let's see if she blushes into the infra-red.

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>>993124
Nice save

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>>993124
Yup, she jealous and now aroused.

>>993106
Luckily, Woel doesn't have that upgrade, and won't know what we're thinking.

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>>993124
Nice, I was almost fearing the yandere reaction from Anna.

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>>993116
Anna literally, honest to god, fucking SWOONS, steam blasting from her ears as she falls backwards.

Thankfully, your destroyer speed and reflexes serve you well in this situation, and you're already out of your bed and dashing forward, catching Anna and scooping her back up in your arms in the nick of time.

Too bad she was completely out cold, and couldn't see just how awesome you are.

"Hawawawawawa!" You hear Inazuma squeak. Apparently the ruckus had woken her up and she covered up her eyes for modesty... except her fingers were spaced out just enough that she could see through anyways. "S-so the doujin is real!"

Wait, what?

FUCK, that shit made its way here, too? Then again, considering the country, maybe you shouldn't be too surprised.

"Sorry about that, Inazuma." You chuckle as you settle down Anna on your bed so she can recover her sense. "I suppose you wanna head back to your sisters?"

"Maybe, nanodesu..." Inazuma mumbles, sounding quite unsure.

>Encourage her to go back.
>Let her tag along with you.
>Other

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>>993190
>>Encourage her to go back.

We really have to find the creator of that doujin...

>>993190
>>Let her tag along with you.
If she wants to, of course.

>>993190
>Let her tag along with you.

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>>993190
>>Encourage her to go back.
Some things are not meant for other destroyers to see. Ships shipping ships.

>>993190
>Let her tag along with you.
She has to learn the birds and the ships one way or another.

>>993190
>Encourage her to go back.

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>>993190
Well, it looks like we've got a tie so we'll have to roll it off!

1. Stay
2. Go

While waiting, I wonder which of the Fletchers/Taffys opted for CIWS and SeaRAM?

Hope they look like Rensouhou-chan and have personalities like KZ-Wolf

>>993190
>Encourage her to go back

>>993261
>2. Go

>>993261
Too early for Inazuma to learn about ships that collide in the night!

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>>993264
Maybe they can transform into armor and weapons like a certain Shimakaze figure?

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>>993270
When you hear the jazz music, it's time to sink

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>>993261
"Ah, come on, I'm sure your sisters are totally worried about ya!" You pat Inazuma on the head. "It'd do them, and you, a lot of good to go back!"

"Y-you're right, nanodesu!" Inazuma nods, and looks at you with a new vigor. "I-I hope we can hang out again later. I feel like there's so much I can learn from you, nanodesu!"

And with that, Inazuma picks up her things and gives you polite bow before quietly leaving. Apparently she didn't have any problems walking around the shipgirl dorms in her pajamas.

Waitaminute, why are feeling concerned that you're not exactly sure about what she wants to learn from you...?

Nevermind, you got more pressing matters! You make sure Anna is comfortable as you go get changed and cleaned up. You're just stepping out of the bathroom when Anna starts to stir.

"Huuuuh, what happened?" She mutters groggily as her systems come back online.

"Ah, nothing really, but ya seemed a bit tired!" You chuckle as you sit down next to her.

"Huh... but I thought..." Anna reddens a bit and she shakes her head. "N-nevermind. I was just dropping by to check on you. The Captain said you were having trouble with your new datalink?"

>Nothing I couldn't handle.
>Yeah, it was a bit... overwhelming.
>Other

>>993317
>>Yeah, it was a bit... overwhelming.

>>993317
>>Yeah, it was a bit... overwhelming.

>>993317
>Yeah, it was a bit... overwhelming.
"Can you help me not roll three nat 1s in one event while using it, please?"

>>993317
>Yeah, it was a bit... overwhelming.

We need to have some more computers installed.

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>>993317
>>Yeah, it was a bit... overwhelming.
>>Other
Maybe they should head out into the harbor for some training

>>993317
>>Yeah, it was a bit... overwhelming.

>>993317
>Yeah, it was a bit... overwhelming.

>>993317
>Yeah, it was a bit... overwhelming.

>select the tea
Don't tell Kongou, but two of the pictures were coffee.

>>993317
>>Yeah, it was a bit... overwhelming.
I COULD SEE THROUGH TIME! I COULD TASTE BLUE! I WAS THE LIZARD QUEEN!

>>993317
>Yeah, it was a bit... overwhelming.

>>993317
>Yeah, it was a bit... overwhelming.

>>993329
>More computers
>Running on what is basically late 1980s computer hardware.
>Not even running 64-bit architecture

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>>993317
"Yeah, it was a bit... overwhelming." You admit, your head throbbing a bit just remembering it. "Just... so much data at once. Is that the sort of shit you have deal with all the time?"

"More or less, yeah." Anna nods, resting her head against your shoulder. "I mean, it's not so bad when I'm coordinating patrols. Not a lot of talking then. But in a full battle, it does get a bit hectic. Even I can lose track of things, sometimes!"

Well, you guess that was something. Even Anna wasn't perfect at it.

"Um, if it's troubling you, I can help you get used to it!" Anna suggests. "If... if you want me to. I'm actually not really sure what will happen though..."

>Of course!
>I think I can figure it out.
>Other

>>993417
>>Of course!
Not only will it help us, it'll also let us take some of the load off of her in future battles.

>>993417
>>Of course!

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>>993417
>Of course!

>>993417
>Of course!

>>993417
>>>Of course!

>>993417
>>Of course!

>>993417
>>Of course!

>>993417
>Of course!

>>993417
>>Of course!

>>993417
>Of course!

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>>993417
"Of course!" You grin. "I wanna get a handle on this thing! Can't let you take the whole workload, right?"

"Hah, just like you to say!" Anna laughs. "Okay, I'll talk to the Captain about it, but we can't do exercises on an empty stomach, right?"

"Yeah, you're right." You chuckle.

>Go have breakfast in the mess.
>Check up on Portland and Indy at the repair dock.
>See what Shen and Akashi are up to at the armory.
>Other

>>993551
>Go have breakfast in the mess.

>>993551
>>Check up on Portland and Indy at the repair dock.

>>993551
>>Go have breakfast in the mess.

>>993551
>Check up on Portland and Indy at the repair dock.

>>993551
>Go have breakfast in the mess.

>>993551
>Go have breakfast in the mess.

>>993551

>Check up on Portland and Indy at the repair dock.

>>993551
>>Check up on Portland and Indy at the repair dock.

>>993551
>>Go have breakfast in the mess.

>>993551
>Check up on Portland and Indy at the repair dock.

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>>993551
Well, looks like we've got a tie, so time for another roll off!

1. Mess
2. Repair dock

>>993551
>Check up on Portland and Indy at the repair dock.

>>993642
noooooooo

>>993551
>Check up on Portland and Indy at the repair dock.

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>>993551
"Yeah, let's get some grub at the mess, then." You nod in agreement.

"Okay!" Anna chimes as the both of you get up.

The two of you then head to the mess and start stocking up on food. You decide to double down on the heartier western breakfast this down, given all the energy you had to expend yesterday. Anna similarly goes for the western breakfast, making sure to stock up on extra mugs of coffee.

You scan the room, looking for open spots. You can see the carriers all gathered around the table, though Kaga is noticeably absent.

You spy Sam, the Admiral, and the Captain at the officers' table. Probably going over plans like always.

Finally, you see poor San Fran caught between DesDiv 6 as she tries to palm the responsibility off to a very ambivalent looking Haida.

>Hang with the carriers.
>Hang with the officers.
>Hang with San Fran and Haida.
>Other

>>993669
>>Hang with San Fran and Haida.

>>993669
>>Hang with the officers.
Opportunity to talk to the Captain about the drills already!

>>993669
>>Hang with the carriers.

We haven't interact with the carriers much.

>>993669
>>Hang with San Fran and Haida.

>>993669
>Hang with San Fran and Haida.
What's with San Fran being a DD magnet?

>>993669
>Hang with San Fran and Haida.

>>993669
>>Hang with San Fran and Haida.

>>993669
>Hang with the officers.

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>>993669
>>Hang with the carriers.
At least it will be fun without Miss SERIOUS BUSINESS Killjoy hanging around

>>993669
>>Hang with San Fran and Haida.

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>>993687
Actually San Fran is a CLAA magnet

>>993669
>Hang with San Fran and Haida.

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>>993687
They believe she is a dependable big sister, instead of an alcoholic who's WAY too hard on herself

>>993669
>Hang with San Fran and Haida.

>>993669
>>Hang with San Fran and Haida.

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>>993669
You shuffle over to where San Fran is, absorbing the pure delight that is her sheer awkwardness as she tries to deal with four very hyper destroyers.

"It's my turn to sit on her lap, Hibiki!" Akatsuki fumes in a very unladylike manner. "Get off!"

"First come first serve." Hibiki says simply as she settles into her spot on San Frans thighs.

Meanwhile, Ikazuchi was actually brushing at San Fran's normally twisted and unkept hair, teasing out all of the knots, humming a little singsong tune to herself. Finally, Inazuma was quietly eating her breakfast as she observed her sisters' hijinks. She however gives you a bashful wave as you sit down, which you return.

"Haida, please." San Fran groans. "You're good at managing destroyers. Can't you just keep them off for a day? Please?"

"I don't know, San Fran." Haida shrugs casually as she digs her fork into some weird dish consisting of fries topped with some white cheese. "They look plenty happy hanging out with you."

"Awww, don't you think they're so cute together?" Anna chuckles.

San Fran shoots a poisonous glare at Anna, of which the comm ship is thankfully completely unaware of.

>Side with San Fran
>Side with Haida
>Other

>>993809
>Side with San Fran

Let's give San Fran a break for once.

>>993809
>>Side with San Fran

Sounds like San Fran got her little waifus

>>993809
>>Side with San Fran

She expects us to side against her, let's take her off her game!

>>993809
>>Side with Haida

>>993809
>Side with San Fran

>>993809
>>Side with San Fran

>>993809
>Side with Haida

>>993809
>Other
Side with Anna.
Eat popcorn and gush over the cuteness.

>>993809
>Side with Haida
They do look plenty happy.

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>>993809
"C'mon, Haida, I don't think San Fran's had a chance to relax ever since she came here." You say. "Can't you just take 'em on a field trip for a day or something? Teach 'em some of those Canuck special forces skills?"

"Hmmmm, I suppose you're right." Haida nods as she chews on another mouthful of... whatever a Canadian junk on her plate is. "Hey, girls, you want to learn some knife fighting skills?"

"Yeah!" Ikazuchi nods rapidly, a bit too enthusiastic. "I'm always down for cooking!"

"Khorosho." Hibiki nods in approval.

"K-knives, nanodesu?" Inazuma ponders.

"Hmph, that doesn't sound like a ladylike weapon to use!" Akatsuki pouts.

"Oh no, all the cool ladies learn how to use knives, right San Fran?" Haida grins as she eyes the cruiser.

"Um yeah, of course!" San Fran nods in agreement. "Totally ladylike!"

"Hmmmmm, okay!" Akatsuki nods, taking San Fran's word for it.

"Okay, it's settled then." Haida smiles smugly. "Meet me in the bay after breakfast."

"Yaaaaay!" The girls cheer as they quickly gobble up what's left of their breakfasts before dispersing.

The sheer level of how easily strung along these girls were was a bit terrifying. Then again, you suppose they weren't all that different from Fletchers in that respect.

"Thanks for the save there." San Fran sighs as she takes out a flask, making sure her little charges were nowhere near before pouring the full contents in to her coffee cup. "I'm not sure how long I would have lasted.

"Maybe it's a sign to give up those bad habits of yours." Haida shakes her head.

"I've lived this long with them, so I don't plan on stopping now." San Fran shrugs.

"Honestly." Haida rolls her eyes as she finishes her orange juice.

>Maybe San Fran should consider cleaning herself up.
>San Fran can do what she wants.
>Other

>>993904
>>San Fran can do what she wants.

>>993904
>Maybe San Fran should consider cleaning herself up.

>>993904
>>Maybe San Fran should consider cleaning herself up.

>>993904
>Maybe San Fran should consider cleaning herself up.

>>993904
>>Maybe San Fran should consider cleaning herself up.

>>993904
>>Maybe San Fran should consider cleaning herself up.
But we need bigger ships to provide some "encouragement"

>>993904
>>Maybe San Fran should consider cleaning herself up.

>>993904
>Maybe San Fran should consider cleaning herself up.

>>993904
>Maybe San Fran should consider cleaning herself up.

>>993904
>Maybe San Fran should consider cleaning herself up.

She does a good job around the nanodesu brigade, but she a lot more people who care about her then she thinks.

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>>993904
"You know, San Fran, you really should consider cleaning yourself up." You shrug. "Ever think that the reason you feel like shit all the time is because you keep filling yourself up with all that shit?"

"A drop in the bucket, given my condition." San Fran grumbles, quietly reminding you of that Abyssal "infection" embedded in her chest. She then glances over at DesDiv6, who are all waving goodbye to her as they shuffle out of the mess. "But... fuck, I guess."

San Fran then takes a deep breath as she pulls out yet one more flask.

"I was saving this for the unlikely event something good would happen, so... I guess now's a good time as any if it's gonna be my last drink." She shrugs and offers the flask to you, Anna, and Haida. "You feel up to trying some? I'd feel like an ass if I drank all myself."

>Sure, why not.
>No thanks, I'll pass.
>Other

>>994000
>>Sure, why not.
>>Someone take my phone from me first

>>994000
>>Sure, why not.

>>994000
>Sure, why not.

>>994000
>>Sure, why not.
Hoel's ability to take alcohol: zero

>>994000
>>Sure, why not.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG

>>994000
>Sure, why not.

Here comes the nat 1.

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>>994000
"Sure, why not." You shrug.

"Hoel!" Anna gasps.

"Hey, it's a special occasion, right?" You grin as you let San Fran pour a bit of the liquid gold into your mug.

"W-well, then I'm doing it, too!" Anna holds her mug out, too, her antenna twitching wildly. "Give it to me!"

"Sorry, I'll pass." Haida shakes her head. "I'm on duty now, after all."

"Heh, to San Fran's health, then." You clink your mug against Anna and San Fran's mugs.

"To San Fran's health!" Anna smiles.

"To my health, I guess." San Fran shrugs.

And you all drink.

>Roll 1d20

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>994051

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>994051
Fireworks!

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>>994051

>>994054
YYYOOOOUUUUUU

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>>994054

>>994000
>Sure, why not
>Haida please hold on my phone for me
5 hours later
>Admiral! Captain our Command Center is sabotaged by DDOS
>What's the cause?
>All pictures and videos totaled to 800GB simultaneously played and opened thru our datalink system which contains Hoel and Annapolis doing the hokey pokey.
>As of now we are in action in recovering those 800GB files.....to be passed in Dr. Vahlen for science purposes *Blushes*
>Little did they know they also flooded on the internet thus a new urban legend where 2 girls made a lasting mark that even a local hacker would be proud

Remember the last time we got drunk? How we ended up taking bodyshots off Anna? Well...

>>994000

>Sure, why not.
>>Someone take my phone from me first


Only good things happen when Hoel drinks.

>>994054
Of course.

>>994054
Hero of the Thread!

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>>994067
>>994070
>>994077

Sigh

Good thing the DD6's aren't around to see us.

>>994054
Turns out it wasn't mere booze in that flask. It was actually hallucinogenic booze.

>>994054
In b4 Hoel wakes up in some unknown part of the base with a horrible hangover, no clothes, and an unconscious equally naked San Fran.

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>>994051
[SYSTEM ERROR]

[ATTEMPTING TO REBOOT]

[ERROR]

[EMERGENCY SYSTEM SHUTDOWN]

>[TRANSFER TO DESIGNATED BACKUP]
>[TRANSFER TO NEAREST AVAILABLE SYSTEM]
>[TRANSFER TO SECURE NETWORK]
>[REBOOT IN SAFE MODE]

>>994098
Whatever one goes to Woel

>>994098
>>[TRANSFER TO SECURE NETWORK]

>>994098
>>[TRANSFER TO NEAREST AVAILABLE SYSTEM]

Are we in another girl?

>>994098
.... Time for Woelventures?

>>994098
>[TRANSFER TO NEAREST AVAILABLE SYSTEM]
body swap with anna? she's the only other girl with aegis stuff yeah?

woel would be the designated backup probably, as that's what she was made for pretty much

>>994098
>>[TRANSFER TO SECURE NETWORK]
I don't fucking know

>>994098
>[TRANSFER TO NEAREST AVAILABLE SYSTEM]
Don't datalink two drunk shipgirls I guess.

>>994098
>[TRANSFER TO SECURE NETWORK]

>>994098
>>[TRANSFER TO NEAREST AVAILABLE SYSTEM]

>>994098
>[REBOOT IN SAFE MODE]

>>994098
>[TRANSFER TO NEAREST AVAILABLE SYSTEM]

Forgot to vote

>[TRANSFER TO NEAREST AVAILABLE SYSTEM]

>>994098
>[TRANSFER TO DESIGNATED BACKUP]
WOEL'S TIME TO SHINE!!
since
>nearest is Johnston and Heerman
>Secure is Anna
>Reboot would be our eventual hangover which i also want to choose

>>994098
>>[TRANSFER TO NEAREST AVAILABLE SYSTEM]

>>994098
>>[REBOOT IN SAFE MODE]

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>>994098
Your eyes snap open and...

...you see yourself, face down on the table, completely out cold.

Wait, what?

"Hot damn, this shit was WAY stronger than I expected!" San Fran chuckles as she empties her flask. "Look at her, completely knocked out cold!"

"I-I knew this was a bad idea..." You, no, Anna mumbles.

And that's when you realize that you're quite literally looking at the world through Anna's eyes.

You were somehow inside Anna's head!

"Holy shit." You mutter.

"Ah! Hoel!?" Anna jumps up from her seat.

"What are you talking about? She's still out cold." Haida sighs as she waves over some MPs. "Looks like it's a stay at the repair dock."

"I could've sworn I heard her say something..." Anna mumbles as her gaze turns back to your unconscious body.

Jesus this was fucking surreal.

>Try to communicate with Anna.
>Stay quiet, you don't want to panic her.
>Other

>>994179
>Try to communicate with Anna.

>>994179
>>Try to communicate with Anna.
Are you still wearing the black and yellow panties?

>>994179
>Try to communicate with Anna.

>>994179
>>Try to communicate with Anna.

"Don't look up my skirt. I'll know where you're looking."

It's clear that it's not just torpedo juice in that flask of San Fran's.

>>994179
>>Try to communicate with Anna.
>>Other
"Whoa. Talk about an out of body experience."

>>994179
>>Try to communicate with Anna.
>>Other
"Whoa. Talk about an out of body experience."

>>994179
>Other
>Haul your body to the repair dock
Don't touch Anna tiddies
Don't touch Anna tiddies
Touch Anna tiddies

>>994179
>Try to communicate with Anna.
I am thou. Thou art me. WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY!

>>994206
Can we even control Anna in the first place? Can we put her in our body?

>>994206
Won't happen unless ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

>>994179
>Try to communicate with Anna.

>>994179
>>Stay quiet, you don't want to panic her.

>>994179
>>Stay quiet, you don't want to panic her.

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>>994179
"Whoa, talk about an out of body experience." You mumble.

"W-what?!" Anna's head swivels around in a panic again.

"Anna, are you all right?" Haida asks.

"Se's probably a bit buzzed from the alcohol, too." San Fran shrugs. "She should probably go to the repair dock, too."

"Good idea." Haida nods. "Anna, just follow the MPs."

She points to the pair of MPs, who've settled you into a stretcher and are carrying you off. Your view is jarred a bit as Anna stumbles her way after that.

"M-maybe it really is just in my head..." Anna mumbles to herself.

"Anna, I AM in your head." You grunt.

"W-w-w-whhaaaaat?!?" Anna squeaks, clamping a hand over her mouth so as not to attract attention. "HOW?!"

"Hell if I know." You shrug. "I just drank, and next thing I know, I'm just chilling in your head here."

"Maybe... maybe..." Anna gasps. "The datalink! Of course! I t-think your mind... your data got transferred into me!"

>I'm not even going to pretend I understood any of that.
>Sounds pretty lewd.
>Other

>>994232
>>Sounds pretty lewd.

>>994232
>Sounds pretty lewd.

>>994232
>>Sounds pretty lewd.

>>994232
>>Sounds pretty lewd.

>>994232
>>I'm not even going to pretend I understood any of that.

Does that mean if Woel gets a DATALINK, she can merge back into us?

>>994232
>>Sounds pretty lewd.

>>994232
>>Sounds pretty lewd.
"Wait, what are you thinking? No lewd thoughts!"

>>994243
Would be useful in case the worst happens.

>>994232

>I'm not even going to pretend I understood any of that.
>Other
"It also sounds very unintentional. We should probably inform the admiral and Shen. I doubt they would appreciate a bunch of shipgirls being able to hop bodies before a major offensive.... Not that I don't mind sharing a head with you~"

>>994232
>Sounds pretty lewd.
Data is the least of things I'm gonna "transfer" into you.

Hmm I wonder if assuming direct control mean we can use shipgirls who have being knock unconscious like who explain Hoel controlling the function of a carrier shipgirl like Kaga or Zuikaku!

>>994265
They don't have the datalink

>>994232
>I'm not even going to pretend I understood any of that.

>>994232
>Sounds pretty lewd

>>994267
>They don't have the datalink

Ah forgot about that, still they could get datalink in the future since it would be valuable due to networking.

>>994265
Only Anna and Hoel have the datalink
And conventional Arleigh Burkes and Ticonderogas.
>Hoel gets KO in battle
>ASSUMES DIRECT CONTROL of a Atago DDG
>Missile spam everywhere

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>>994232
"Sounds pretty lewd." You remark.

"I-It's not lewd, it's scientific!" Anna insists. Even you start feeling a strange heat throughout your body as Anna gets flustered. "I-I mean, this should be something we should really tell Shen!" And the Captain! And the Admiral! Maybe even Vah-"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO." You caution. "NOPE. NUH UH. NOT HER."

"But-" Anna winces at your loud inside voice. "It might have useful applications in the future!"

>You're right, we should tell someone.
>This is our secret, Anna.
>Other

>>994285
>>You're right, we should tell someone.
Portland.

She gets a two for one deal later tonight

>>994285
>>You're right, we should tell someone.

>>994285
>This is our secret, Anna.

>>994285
>You're right, we should tell someone.

>>994285
>>You're right, we should tell someone.
We need an adult, so Shen?

>>994285
>>This is our secret, Anna.

>>994285
>>You're right, we should tell someone.

It would sort of suck if we're just an observer.

>>994285
>This is our secret, Anna.

>>994285
>>You're right, we should tell someone.

>>994285
>>You're right, we should tell someone.
Lets tell Woel!

>>994285
>You're right, we should tell someone.
Shen, since he's the one building the Upgrades and it's only a matter of time before another Shipgirl asks for the Datalink package and has this happen to her.

>>994285
>You're right, we should tell someone.
Shen and the Admiral. Who better to fix this, and fessing up will mean we're totally not hiding things from the admiral. It's not like it was planned (by Hoel anyway)

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>>994285
"You're right, I guess we should tell someone." You sigh.

"I'll, I'll call Shen! He should know what to do!" Anna says as her antenna twitches wildly, calling up Shen's phone. "Sheeeeeeen!"

"Anna?" The elderly engineer answers. "What do you need?"

"Sheeeeeeeeeen!" Anna wails. "I need you to meet me at the repair dock nooooooooooow!"

"What's this about?"

"No time to explain come NOOOOOOOW!" Anna continues to wail before hanging up.

Thankfully, Shen is already waiting for the both of you when the MPs cart your unconscious body into the repair dock. However, it looks like he's been interrupted from a major job, as he's still dressed in stained and grimy work coveralls. The two MPs salute Shen and quickly make their leave to return to their posts.

"Anna..." Shen sighs as he looks at your passed out body. "What is this about?"

"HOEL IS IN MY HEEEAAAAAAD!" Anna yelps.

"I know you're worried about her, but-"

"NO, SHE'S LITERALLY IN MY HEAD!" Anna repeats. "Like... like, she's talking to me!!!!"

"A datalink transfer?" Shen's eyes widen not in surprise, but fascination and he immediately seems to teleport right up to Anna. "I figured this would be possible..."

"Wait a minute, you KNEW?!?" You bellow.

"Wait a minute, you KNEW??!" Anna bellows.

"It was a distinct possibility, considering AEGIS was designed to transfer data freely between various platforms." Shen nods. "We just... never knew how it would translate to shipgirls.

"YOU SON OF A BITCH!" You roar.

"Hoel... is not happy." Anna winces.

"Fascinating." Shen walks over to your body and pinches your cheek. "Do you feel this, Hoel?"

"Of course not." You roll your eyes.

"S-she doesn't." Anna shakes her head.

"Complete separation from her body..." Shen pauses. "This would entail that her personality, memories... her entire being is inside of you, Anna!"

"I always did want to be inside ya, Anna, but not like this!" You groan.

"Hoel!" Anna snaps, her body growing hot again.

"It looks like Hoel finds a good opportunity to flirt with you in any situation." Shen sighs, not even needing to hear what you're saying. "But I wonder... Hoel, I assume you're observing events from Anna's point of view. Would it be possible for you to... exert control over her motor functions?"

"Wait, w-w-w-what?!" Anna gasps.

Honestly, you never actually tried it...

>Give it a try.
>That doesn't feel right at all.
>Other

>>994349
>>Give it a try.

Wait, we've unlocked Eclipse Phase-style resurrection for shipgirls? One shipgirl falls, her mind is transferred to an artificial body made by Vahlen's science division?

>>994349
>Ask anna for permission first
then
>Give it a try.

>>994349
>>That doesn't feel right at all.

>>994349
>>Give it a try.

>>994354
Dear God, we have so much on our plate. This AND the fact there is an artificial shipgirl in our midst.

>>994349
>>That doesn't feel right at all.

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>>994349
>Give it a try.

>>994349

>Give it a try.
>Make Anna give herself a nice big hug

>>994349
>Give it a try.

>>994349
>>Give it a try.
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

>>994349
>Give it a try.
We need to know in case we get knocked out and Anna needs to set up a data link to get our body out of danger.

>>994349
>Give it a try.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>994349
>>Give it a try.
Preemptive roll!

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>>994349
"Sure, I'll give it a try, if you're okay with it, Anna." You say.

"Um, okay, I'll let you try..." Anna mumbles.

"Be sure to do something that Anna would never do, so we would know." Shen nods.

Hmmmmm, something that Anna would never do...

"Shen, there you are!" Portland sighs as she and Indy walk in through the door. Indy, for her part, was looking much better now. She was at least walking on her own. "We've been looking everywhere for you!"

"I... I wanted to see the progress on my Rig." Indy says, almost in a whisper.

"Ah, my apologies-"

You take a deep, mental breath, trying to imagine Anna's body as your own. You feel a bit of resistance, something a bit like sleep paralysis. No doubt Anna's natural resistance against your attempts to seize control. However, the resistance melts away as Anna relaxes herself, letting you in.

And that's when you use her arms to grope both Portland and Indy's chests at the same time.

"Well, that will do it." Shen nods.

Portland goes completely white, while Indy looks on, more perplexed than outraged or surprised.

Indy was definitely the softer one, but Portland was way perkier.

"I'M SORRY I'M CURRENTLY NOT IN CONTROL OF MY ACTIONSSSSS!" Anna wails in her defense.

"All right, I believe we should continue the next stage of the test." Shen says as he pulls out a needle and jabs it into your, not Anna's, arm.

"AAAAAAH!" You scream as you jolt off of the stretcher, your veins on fire. "WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK."

"Just a little stimulate we developed to jumpstart a shipgirl's systems." Shen explains casually. "It seems to work perfectly."

And then you feel both Anna and Portland's angry glares on you. Indy was standing behind them and waving happily at you.

>Do what you must. I have already won.
>It was for science. Honest.
>What the fuck happened? I don't remember a thing!
>Other

>>994406
>Do what you must. I have already won.
Worth it.

>>994406
>>It was for science. Honest.
inb4 BAKA HENTAI

>>994406
>Do what you must. I have already won.

>>994406
>Do what you must. I have already won.

>>994406
>>Do what you must. I have already won.

Strike me down, and I will become more powerful than you can even imagine! I will be able to live in any shipgirl!

>>994406
>Do what you must. I have already won.
"Nice and perky, Sweet Pea. Maybe I should compare you and Anna next, eh?"

>>994406
>It was for science. Honest.

>>994406
>>It was for science. Honest.

>>994406
>>It was for science. Honest.
Inb4 other Japanese ship girls were witness to this.
"Oh wow, those Love x Radar doujins were actually true!"

>>994406
>Do what you must. I have already won.

>>994422
Or the next Love X Radar sequels go into some /d/ territory with DataLink possession/transfers.

>>994406
>>Other
Wave back to Indy, ignore and deny everything else.

>>994426
We all know one would eventually be Abyssals getting the datalink and hijacking shipgirls then it gets dark and turns into despair-but-boner territory

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>>994406
>>Do what you must. I have already won.

>>994432
or hoel "dies" but bodyjacks some overly busty tentacley abyssal princess

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>>994432
You're under arrest, Fatal Pulse.

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>>994452
>Big sister Seaport Hoel

>>994470
I can already see anna buried in that chest~

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>>994406
"Do what you must, I have already won!" You boast with a smug smile.

"Hoel, why would you make me do a lewd thing like that?!" Anna whines.

"It wasn't lewd. It was scientific." You turn her words back on you.

"I honestly wish I knew what to say..." Portland shakes her head. "Hoel, you really are the worst."

"Ah, ya totally enjoyed it!" You laugh. "Otherwise ya would have socked me by now!"

"Don't give me ideas." Portland angrily adjusts her glasses.

"So, is that how you greet other people?" Indy asks as she grabs one of Anna's breasts. "Hello, I'm Indianapolis. But you can just call me Indy."

"NO INDY THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!!!" Portland yelps as Anna wails in despair and surprise.

All the while, Shen was scribbling notes like crazy, drinking all this new data and observations in.

Yeah, it's been a pretty productive day so far!

>And that's it for tonight! As always, next thread is next week, and don't forget Infinite Stars on Saturday!
>And have a Happy New Year!

>>994499
Ahhhh, Indy is so innocent, she's like a big destroyer!

Thanks for running Merc, and have a good New Year's!

>>994499
Thanks for running Merc!

>All the while, Shen was scribbling notes like crazy, drinking all this new data and observations in.
I guess we know who wrote Love x Radar now.

>>994499
Funny.

Happy New Year and thanks for all the hard effort you put into this.

>>994499
Happy New Year Merc!

>>994499
Happy new year merc and thanks for the run!