Once more, with gusto! Welcome back to the shitposting free edition of Marvel Quest, now going by the name Redux. The previous Marvel Quest which you will still be able to find, will from hence forth be named ‘Marvel Quest; Rise of Robo-Hitler’, and this quest shall be ‘MARVEL Quest; REDUX’. The premise will be the same, choosing a character, and entering the comic book universe of MARVEL. Please keep the shitposting to a minimum this time, as we will be doing alternating schedules between the Rise of Robo-Hitler and MARVEL Quest; REDUX.Let’s get started _______________________________________________________Welcome to New Jersey, Jersey City. By all accounts a crappy city, but it was the city you had been born and raised in. The sights and sounds, streets and shops and people, all of them familiar to you. This is your city. But the question has yet to be answered, who are you? >Your name is Mathew Karlmann, first generation, son to German immigrants. You’re a college student studying Radiology and Chemistry, hoping to get a job in one of the nuclear power plants in town. You were on your way to a party when you noticed a particularly ominous cloud formation in the air, and the streets before you were covered in a murky greenish mist, panicking as your body began to slow and weigh down as you were wrapped up in what appeared to be a cocoon.>Your name is Filipa Durand, Hispanic origins, family moved from Argentina in search of better opportunities. You are the manager of a warehouse for a shipping company by the docks. This ware house is filled with suspicious stuff, shipping to and from numerous places in the world. Unfortunately, an accident occurred and you were exposed to an odd new type of chemical, giving you super human abilities! >Your name is Roland Nestor. Your parents are black and you’re a goddamn shut in. You’ve no friends save for the few that visit you every now and again, but you choose to stay inside, per the fact that the last time you went outside, you entered a head on collision with numerous vehicles, only to wake up the hospital fully healed and floating above your bed in a swirling vortex of hospital equipment.>Maybe others?
>>974534>Your name is Roland Nestor. Your parents are black and you’re a goddamn shut in. You’ve no friends save for the few that visit you every now and again, but you choose to stay inside, per the fact that the last time you went outside, you entered a head on collision with numerous vehicles, only to wake up the hospital fully healed and floating above your bed in a swirling vortex of hospital equipment.I like psychic powers.
I'm extending the voting period also, was going to make it 15 or so, but it's taking a while so, let's make it 25. Roland Nestor with one vote.
>>974534Nice to be in the real one as well, Darth Plagueis.>Maybe othersAlex DuRant, generic WASP boy who was born poor to poor parents, in a line of poor people marrying together. We're working a minimum-wage job when we get chloroformed and wake up tied up in a room, with some strange metal disc embedded in the back of your right hand. (Metal manipulation, possibly?)
>>974534>>Your name is Mathew Karlmann, first generation, son to German immigrants. You’re a college student studying Radiology and Chemistry, hoping to get a job in one of the nuclear power plants in town. You were on your way to a party when you noticed a particularly ominous cloud formation in the air, and the streets before you were covered in a murky greenish mist, panicking as your body began to slow and weigh down as you were wrapped up in what appeared to be a cocoon.
>>974534>>Maybe others?Adolf Hitler, leader of the third reich.
>Your name is Roland Nestor. Your parents are black and you’re a goddamn shut in. You’ve no friends save for the few that visit you every now and again, but you choose to stay inside, per the fact that the last time you went outside, you entered a head on collision with numerous vehicles, only to wake up the hospital fully healed and floating above your bed in a swirling vortex of hospital equipment.
>>974549Dude, we already have alternating weeks for our Mecha-Hitler Quest.
>>974549Already done m8. http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/972007/
>>974554>>974557I'm not satisfied.
>>974562M9, you can get all the Hitler roleplay you want down at the Gay Nazi bar
>>974562Then piss off m8, be here next week.>>974538>>974550Roland Nestor >>974548Mathew Karlmann>>974545Alex DuRant, not!Magneto
>>974562>>974565Even has free showers.
>>974568What can I say. I like the classics.>>974570Ahhhh, I see what you did there. Wanna glass of jewce for that joke?
>>974581Nice one. I did Nazi that coming.
>>974590That joke deserves top kike
7 minutes left, unless anyone has any objections, black Psychic is with the two winning votes...
>>974601I'll change my vote then. No sense in being stubborn.
>>974609To what? Specify nigga. You switching to Roland?
>>974534>No one voted to be Nu-Inhumans trash.I'm proud of you /qst/.What time period are we in? 70's Marvel? 90's Marvel? Post-Civil War I? Post-Civil War II?
>>974599Thanks.You can put it in my ash tray with the rest.
>>974615Yep. Professah X-Nigger is my vote
>>974630Pre-Civil War II. Also I wish someone took the fucking inhuman option. Cause you'd be radioactive and having me write a character whose every step is literally toxic to people around me would be very interestingRoland Nestor wins. Writing.
>>974634You're a gas, you know that?
>>974651I know Reich?
>>974668Sometimes, people find dark humor offensive, no matter. It's still funny as Heil.
>>974642>Liking Nu-InhumansWe can still be like that though. It depends on how exactly our powers work. >>974651>>974668Oh you guys are Poland my leg.
I'm voting for the Nestor guy.>Your name is Roland Nestor. Your parents are black and you’re a goddamn shut in. You’ve no friends save for the few that visit you every now and again, but you choose to stay inside, per the fact that the last time you went outside, you entered a head on collision with numerous vehicles, only to wake up the hospital fully healed and floating above your bed in a swirling vortex of hospital equipment.Also Jersey? Seriously?
>>974691All these Nazi jokes are bound to make someone Fuhrerious.
Alright, quick vote to round it out, who does Roland live with? Grandma, Mother, Mother/Father, who? With that I'll be good, and post will be up faster.
>>974716Anne to be Frank I think they should get over it.>>974723Mother.Because we don't known our father.
>>974728I'll switch to this.She'll be the only normie we talk to.
>Black /r9k/ super Wew, gun b gud
>>974728She's our connection to reality. Our Morality Pet.>>974729Honestly, you'd think they were Roma'n about, looking to be offended.
>>974723He's sharing a house with Mathew Karlmann and Filipa Durand, minus their superpowers of course.>>974728This is getting pretty Welcome to the NHK.
>>974750They're Goering to have a heart attack if they keep looking for trouble.
>>974728>>974734>>974747>>974750Four votes for Non-NEET sister, locked in niggaz. Post incoming.
Our guy should quote Black Dynamite and Boondocks constantly>>974759Honestly, there heart could get Mengeled if they push it too far.
>>974770It's already too late for them.I doubt they'll Eva recover.
>>974770I'd like it if there were rolls for how cringy that'd be.
>>974775Luckily for me, I just Gobbels this kind of shit up.
>>974781It'd be gloriously so. And there should be.
>>974781Can we be like Huey?
>>974709Nigga you late, you don't get to judge.>>974642Your name is Roland Nestor. Current Senior in James J. Ferris high school. Currently on absence, pushing your recovery a tad long in favor of wanting to adapt or outright avoid a situation where someone were to mention your new super human powers. You’ve locked yourself in your home, barely going out (not that that’s a high bar or anything), giving your abilities a sort of test drive, crushing empty cans and the like. How in the hell does a collision pile-on equal psychic powers anyway? It’s not like you’re a mutant or one of those In-Humans, less someone’s been keeping secrets from you. For the moment it’s been narrowed down to psychokinesis, telepathy (though you can only read peoples thoughts) and to your knowledge nothing else. Your recovery rate has also sky-rocketed, and muscle seems to accompany it, as shown by the magic abs and biceps you suddenly have. You tested that out on some heavy equipment down in your garage and found you were able to hold something like 60 pounds in one of your outstretched hands for 30 minutes straight. Maybe that’s somehow connected to your new physic powers, though you don’t want to push any of it. This is too new and you swear your time in the hospital must have been a record for shortest time spent. It scared the hell out of your sister though. You already rarely leave your house and the few times you do you were always mugged or attacked. Same shit, what with gang violence and super shit happening every other Thursday. Least it’s not as bad as New York but still. You hear a knock at the door, interrupting your ‘practice session’, “Roland, it’s me. Are you okay?” You hear your sister’s voice from the other side. Bless her she’s the only family that can stomach you. Between an absent father and a mother responsible for most of your problems, she’s the only ‘normie’ you can stand. Opening your eyes you see not only many an object floating around your room, you included, but the place is a goddamn mess. You stop now and it’ll all drop down, making it way worse. >Roll to clean this shit up man, its high time you get your act together...
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>974805Gonna' assume you want a d100
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>974805
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>974805
>>974809Thank god you showed up.
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>974805
>>974805>>974808>>974809Shit sorry, I meant to ask for a 1d20, sorry sorry sorry
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>974814Man, and we had a 97 too.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>974814Here ya go boiii
>>974815No reason to complain, you got an 18.Sides it's best of three, it didn't count.
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>974814MEMEVULTURES
>>974819Huh, so I did.
>>974820THAT IS NOT FOR THIS THREAD YOU SHIT MONGER >>974815>>974818>>97482018 WINS WRITING
>>974825WOOT WOOT NIGGGAAAAA
>redo the thread>still get a meme MC>the meme MC was premade this timeI don't understand
>>974834Because Psykik Blak Man?Also, 4chan is the meme machine, you know this
>>974834Nigga it's no worse than Adolf fucking Hitler, I'll take what I can get at this point and I'm the fucking QM.
>>974834Nah, Meme MC would've been a black guy with Electric Powers.
>>974838It's a meme MC because he's a NEET
>>974845Would you prefer a more stereotypical male of West African descent?
>>974805With precision that you’ve garnered over your time spent in recovery, you close your eyes again and breathe. You feel the objects in your grasp. PC that you built, quilts, glasses from the kitchen, cans, trashcan and more. You visualize and make it so. Opening our eyes once more you will it that these objects sort themselves. Empty cans in the trash can, PC on the desk (desk back on the floor), bed made, mess sorted, bits and pieces of filth even sort themselves out and hop into the trash. Finally with all done you seat yourself back down into the chair that had been previously levitating, and speak. “Yeah, come in.” The door creaks open to your sister, Nia, looking around your room and hiding a shocked expression. A quick read in to your thoughts tells you that she’s surprised at how clean your room is, seeing as how it usually resembles a pig sty. She walks in with a bag full of stuff, the Giant label on the bag telling you she just made a trip and decided to bring you back something. She sets the bags down in the usual spot and looks back to you, casually browsing the web, per usual. “You know, you can’t stay here forever. I’ve gotten calls from your teachers that your recovery period expired a week ago. You need to go back to school Roland.”Bless your sis for everything she does but damn it if she doesn’t have the same condescending and nagging voice that everyone else addresses you with. You’re used to it but it’s your sister. You can’t tune her out, she knows wat buttons to press. You sigh.“And I told you, I can do fine on my own. I think my leg has yet to heal. Can’t I extend it a week?” “Nigga, you’re a senior. You got college to think about, you were supposed to think about that [italics]last[/italics] year! One day I’m not gonna be here to support you Roland, I know you know that. Head full of psychic powers but you can’t even bring yourself to school, think you’re better than errebody,--“Her rant continues outside into the hall way. Bless her heart but shit does that get annoying. You’ve got money in your account from all the NEET bucks, food stamps helps, and with her job in this low cost house, everything is fine.Still…>Decide to take a nap. It’s only mid-day on a Saturday anyway.>Go onto the chans. See what /spg/ is up to (Super Powers General)>Go outside. You’re 6’0’’, almost boxer build and black, who’s going to mess with you?
>>974922>Go onto the chans. See what /spg/ is up to (Super Powers General)ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US
>>974922>Go onto the chansLet's make fun of those /qst/ fags.
>>974943Yeah, fuck those nerds. Should've kept that retarded shit in teegee.
>>974922>Go onto the chans. See what /spg/ is up to (Super Powers General)
>>974922>Go onto the chans. See what /spg/ is up to (Super Powers General)To shitpost
>>974938>>974943>>974970>>974976Locked in, writing.
>>974984>>974922Deciding it was as good as any other option, you decide to go onto one of your favorite boards to shit post violently. Entering the chans you quickly set to work examining opportune threads to fuck with, some namely to do with the whole “Terrigen Mist (((Incident)))”, after all, we all know it was the Non-Humans. The recent appearance of the whole “Thought Crime Unit” too. Something along the lines of either a Mutant or an In-Human with the ability to see the future or see when someone even thinks about committing a crime. Course /pol/acks would like in that action, to be able to see when someone would try to attack them. A few pissed off Red Skull sympathizers here and there, a few more cuck-Nova fans and all is right in the world You agree without hesitation that /spg/ is a containment board for In-Human sympathizers and fans of the “new and improved” heroes. A Black Spider-Man, Muslim Superheroes, the “Quintecencially British Captain Britain”. Fucking disgraceful. You look back at the clock and realize that you’ve only been here two hours. It’s only 4… You look outside. You try to avoid pondering as it has the side effect of making things float around your room but… You can’t help it. Grabbing your coat, socks, sneakers, some actual clothes basically, you stealthily make your way downstairs, levitating yourself out the door that you don’t even need to touch any more. You’re outside. And you think you also locked yourself out by accident. You have on you a phone and your wallet in your back pocket, containing your debit card and something like $30 last you checked.What do you do?>Fuck it, go around town, see what might be happening. (Roll 1d20 for events)>Put your scarf over your face and patrol for crime. Really test what you can do. (Roll 1d20 to find something) >Go out and prove your stereotype right. Rob a fucking gas station or liquor store. (Roll 1d20)
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>975060>Fuck it, go around town, see what might be happening. (Roll 1d20 for events)No need to commit to a path yet.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>975067Seconding
>>975072Uh....do you count Crits?
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>975060>>975067seconding
>>975073I do. O h G o d I d o.
>>975091Sweet baby Jesus on a bicycle.
>>975091I don't know what to expect.
>>975116The Klan branch of Hydra or AIM?
>>975121Naw, then we'd just get to beat up some racists who are a known villain group....>>975130Oh god what if we find a crack baby?
Did we get tested for the x-gene at the hospital?
>>975140>comes up Niggative
>>975140We did, and we're no ones mugga
Because I'd be happy with Magneto fucking up our place.It'll probably just be the actual Doom, though.
>>975091Is that a fuckin Decidueye turkey? WEW
>>975144Thank god. I mean, I don't have a problem with 'them', but I would never want to actually be one of them.
>>975151Or let your cheerleader daughter date one?
>>975151You're already black, don't make it harder on yourself.
>>975157Oh god no. That's gross. They're pretty much a whole different species. So long a We keep them contained in their own neighborhood and away from mine, they're fine.
>>975169You know you sound like some racist white guy talking about us, right?
>>975175>The joke>The long standing use of mutants as a metaphor for race relations>Your head
>>975181Nah, I got it. I thought we were performing a series of actions in which we act out the roles of several characters in this universe, i.e; 'roleplay', wherein you were a black man being prejudiced against muties, and I a less biased black man.
>>975197Damn it! Now I'm the fool! You win this round, mugga.
Suprised no one's asking about where we got the powers in the first place... that would've been my first concern. Post coming soon btw, I'm not gonna die that easy.
>>975205:^)>>975211Honestly, does it matter? We have them now, and there's no reason to question it.
>>975211I just assumed we got smashed by a radioactive Corvette with a sick engine so awesome that it gave us super powers.
>>975214And that's why I'm kinda happy you chose this option. It's gonna be so fun.
>>975211I figured magic, since it isn't inhuman or mutant.Enforcing your will on the universe with the power of the mind sounds pretty magical to me.
>>975224Aww yeaaah booiiii Ainsley Harriott
>>975060You wander aimlessly for what seems like a half hour or so, when the ground starts to rumble. A distinct sound of boots marching in toe and the heavy clank clank noise of what you could swear was a robot. A quick look to your right and you’re in fact greeted by the fist of a rather huge suit with what you swear was someone in a diving outfit in the cock pit. You’re sent flying, CRASHING into a parked park and denting it, having you seated in the now wrecked driver’s seat. just like one of your Japanese animes! Your ears are fucking ringing and your sense of balance completely fucked from the smack of the metal hand, no doubt cracking your jaw. Stumbling from the wrecked car you struggle to keep on your feet as your face swells and bleeds from the broken glass, and you see what no doubt tons of people have in world history, a firing squad in rather militant uniform. They take aim of their weaponry at you, a blue glow can be seen on the barrels of the rifles they carry. Your life is flashing before your eyes, you see they’re mouthing something along the lines of ‘Heil Hydra’ but their company motto is the least of your concerns right now. Fuck, you’re going to die if you don’t do something. >Lash out with your Psychokenesis, throw them back till only the robots are left standing! >Rip the door off its hinges, use it as a shield. >Run nigga, RUN!! >OTHER NIGGA IT’S HYDRA!!
>>975241>Lash out with your Psychokenesis, throw them back till only the robots are left standing!
>>975241Votes first btw, rolls later. 20 minutes, so you got time.
>>975241>OTHER NIGGA IT’S HYDRA!!Turn over the engine with our mind, and hit the NAZIs, or, if they're to our side, jack the car for escape.
>>975241>Lash out with your Psychokenesis, throw them back till only the robots are left standing!Drop these bitches like Tupac
>>975245>>975258Voting for this.
>>975260>>975258>>975245Alright, lash out, give me a roll. 1d20, and just t otest something out, best of four this time.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>975341Niggest telekinesis.
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>975341>>975348No need to try and beat it, but rollan anyways.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>975348That is the niggest that I've seen.>>975341Rolling for fair play
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>975341
>>975348You, sir, are truly the niggest roller on this board.Bless you, sir, bless you.
A primal instinct wells up inside you. An onslaught of fury and hate for these attackers, these sons of bitches would try and attack YOU!? All goes red in your vision and the ringing in your ears stops. Replaced by silence as you see the blaster bolts from their rifles deflected easily around the psychic bubble that you’ve erected. A perfect shield. Just like your room. Empty save for you and your security. Your un-godly bitter and angry. You take the engine of the wrecked car, tearing it with a metallic screech from the hood and tossing it at one of the massive machines, penetrating it like a virgin on prom night. Not that you’d know what that’s like, you weren’t dealt a fair hand. While everyone else was busy slow dancing and fucking at prom, you cried at home at the news of your mother over dosing. When everyone else was scouting prospective colleges, you had to deal with humiliation and constant bullying at school. When everyone else went home to their mother and father combos, dysfunctional families, YOU were greeted by HEINEKEN BOTTLES AT THE DOOR AND NO FATHER TO HELP GUIDE YOU THROUGH LIFE!! With a mental SCREAM you proceed to grab the remaining armored suit, man still inside, violently ripping the rifles from the soldiers hands, balling all of them up, sole mech pilot included. With a thought you condense all of them into the size of a bowling ball and let the newly form sphere simply fall to the ground, denting the asphalt when it lands. You didn't hear the pilots screams but you can only assume he did. Seeing this, the remaining and now disarmed Hydra soldiers are shocked and frozen in fear, a few do the smart thing and run off immediately. The only officer of the group actually pulls a pistol and fires off at you, the lasers dissipating as they meet the same result as the last offenders. Like waves against the rocks. You’re floating at this point. Not that it matters. You stopped keeping track. You smack him with all the telekinetic force you can muster and send him, broken bones and all sky high. By this point, no one is left in the area. Only the totaled car and the now bleeding sphere in its asphalt nest. You bring yourself down onto the ground, force field now disappearing, and promptly fall forwards on your face.
>>975463And that's curtains for this episode of MARVEL Quest; Redux!Tell me what you guys think, what I can do to improve and if I should continue, as I definitely plan to. Tune in next time for the alternate Marvel Quest; Rise of Robo-Hitler!
>>975470Nice! Really enjoyed both this and Robo-Hitler, look forward to the next one?Question: You archivin' this shit?
>>975475Yes, I archived the Robo-Hitler Quest too, should be back up there, you should find it under my name in the archives, same with this one soon as I'm done. ALSO, my twitter is @MaxtbspamPlague so any questions or concerns, you can reach me there.
>>975480Thanks mang, also, thanks for running!
>>975484No problem man, archived and finished now. Go vote!
>>975608I came late, and I have not heard of this Robo Hitler quest but that was a fun read. Nice work
>>975613Trust me, none of it was on purpose. I posted in a Discord that knew me all too well and had decided to fuck with me...They succeed
So were a nigger? Shit Quest last you'll hear of me.Only cucks pick niggers