>>972007
>Give him your name and gender
Male Adolf Hitler

>>972007
>>Give him your name and gender
Wherever we are, panicking isn't gonna help.

>>972007
>Give him your name and gender
Male
Winston Churchill

>>972007
>Male
>Clark Kent
>What is this? Why is this?

>>972016
also Male, Harrison Walker

>>972013
This

>>972007
Male
name>>972024
this

>>972013
This

>>972013
>>972019
>>972022
>>972024
>>972026
>>972028

Gender is decided male, now what is our name?

We've got
>Harrison Walker (2 votes)
>Clark Kent
>Winston Churchill
>Adolf Hitler (2 votes)

>>972030
>>Harrison Walker

>>972030
>Clark Kent

>>972032
you already voted, didn't you?

>>972030
>Adolf Hitler

>>972030
Adolf Hitler

>>972033
>>972034
ah fuck, misinterpreted this as another revote for it with these names decided

>>972030
Steve

>>972030
>Harrison Walker (2 votes)

>>972030
STEVE!

>>972030
Adolf Hitler.

>>972013
>>972026
>>972029
>>972036
>>972037
>>972039
>>972047

Hitler with a LOT of support, damn.

>>972024
>>972028
>>972041
Harrison Walker

>>972022
>>972033
Clark Kent

>>972040
>>972046
Steve

I'll be back real soon guys, keep this thread alive for me, life doesn't want me to run this quest.

>>972030
>>Adolf Hitler (2 votes)

>>972007
Can you guys at least pretend to have a life

>>972013
>>972026
>>972029
>>972036
>>972037
>>972047
>>972056
Fuck it, Hitler wins, writing now.

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>972069
>Hitler wins
Well that's a first.

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>>972069
>We get to be Iron Crossman, Runner of Messages
Yay!

Keep in mind the writing of this quest will be very slow in the beginning, but I can tell you this, one of the options for super powers is in fact summoning.

Or alternatively radiation, and all it brings.

I'll be back soon.

>>972088
No gas based powers?

>>972091
This, our powers need to be able to be gas based combined with the power to summon legions of S.S.

>>972088
I wish you luck in writing a dude named Adolf Hitler. I gotta be with family soon anyways.

>>972095
Some kind of necromancer?
Noxious gas + undead summoning.


Fuck, Adolf Hitler, Champion of Nergal.

>>972095
Our power should be giving good speechs and a bonus to writing manifestos.

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>Playing as an established Marvel Character

Come on guys, we can do better than Hate Monger.

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>>972091
>>972095
>Being this pleb
If we can't be mecha-hitler, we shouldn't be hitler at all. Summoning the deceased would be pretty good tho, kinda ironic if hitler is the only non-diety capable of resurrection

>>972104
That was basically Hitler's power in Marvel.

The DC version was a little more OP with the Spear of Destiny though.

>>972111
>only non-diety capable of resurrection.

Come to think of it I'm not sure if they ever explained how Hitler was both Hate Monger and got burninated by the Human Torch in his bunker.

Sliding Timescale is a hell of a drug.

>>972104
Purple Man

>>972110
Not a clone, the parents were just cheeky. In my country there is a guy called Hitler Mussolini.

>>972110
Wrong, we're gonna take this Captain Trump-guy and make him even better than before.

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>>972118
That's actually literally Hitler. The Fantastic Four fought him in one of their early issues.

Captain America also fought Nixon who was Number One of the Secret Empire.

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>>972113
>Hitler can't die until the world accepts his wisdom
Wew

>>972126
HISTORICAL FIGURES IN CAPE COMICS POWER LEVELS

DC Joe McCarthy (Disbanded the JSA, fucking WON) > Marvel Osama Bin Laden (Made Doom cry like a cuck, fucking killed hundreds in a city with literally every super hero ever in it) > DC Hitler (Spear of Destiny OP as fuck. Even Spectre couldn't touch it) > Marvel Hitler (Totally got burnt to death by the Human Torch. Except when he didn't. Created the Red Skull just to prove a point to his driver that he could make the meanest mother fucker on Earth) > Marvel Nixon (Went out like a bitch after Cap blew his cover)

>>972088

“Male, Adolf Hitler”

The man cocks an eye brow at this while giving you a judging glance, but scribbles the name onto his note pad none the less, muttering under his breath the name you gave him. When finished he does a little twirl of his pen and slides the note pad away before pulling a filed and flipping it open to what looks like a sort of form to fill out. You can’t make out the words from here, but you see the man very quickly scribbling down information.

“Alright then, Mr. Hitler, now comes to fun part,” he says in a monotone droll, “It is time to select your powers.”

>“From this list, what do you select? Mind you, you can only choose one.”

>Radioactivity

>”German Engineering” (Technomancy, think Cyborg from DC or Stroheim you obsessive fucks )

>Gas

>Immense Charisma

>>972155
>>”German Engineering” (Technomancy, think Cyborg from DC or Stroheim you obsessive fucks )
As we are Adolf Hitler, we already immense charisma, so yeah.

>>972155
>”German Engineering” (Technomancy, think Cyborg from DC or Stroheim you obsessive fucks )
>>972157
This is true, its unneeded since we are already hitler.

>>972155
>Gas

>>972155
>”German Engineering” (Technomancy, think Cyborg from DC
YESSSS

>>972155
>>”German Engineering” (Technomancy, think Cyborg from DC or Stroheim you obsessive fucks )

>>972155
>”German Engineering” (Technomancy, think Cyborg from DC or Stroheim you obsessive fucks )
I'm not surprised Hitler was the popular choice.
It's 4Chan man.

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>>972155
Immense Charisma. If we're doing this we're doing this the right way.

>>972173
I think people were just shitposting for Hitler, but that's in the past. Now we conquer.

>>972155
Forgot to mention, write ins are encouraged, so psychic Hitler could totally be a thing.

>>972155
>>”German Engineering” (Technomancy, think Cyborg from DC or Stroheim you obsessive fucks )
Ask if we can get Super Aryan on top of that.

>>972173
I really want to see Hitler as an Avenger, everyone is an Avenger nowadays.

>>972155
>”German Engineering” (Technomancy, think Cyborg from DC or Stroheim you obsessive fucks )

>>972177
Who is first on our list of powerful minority groups to eliminate?

Inhumans?

Ay Lmaos?

Mutants?

Eternals?

>>972182
I don't think we could be an avenger.
If anons go the full mile with genocide at least.

>>972184
You forgot the most powerful of them all. We need to finish the job we were unable to, the Jews.

>>972187
We're relocating the jews, the gas chambers are a myth.

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>>972184
Muties seem like a good start.

>>972188
On one hand:

>Killing The Thing.
NO.

But on the other hand:

>Killing Bendis' waifu

YES YES YES

>>972194
They really are the dindus of the Marvel Universe, especially when they keep recruiting people to their team that really, really should be in jail for crimes against humanity (Magneto, Emma, Cain, etc)

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>>972193

>>972207
Didn't you get the memo?
Holocaust was a lie, gas the kikes race war now.

>>972193
>>972207

The holocaust may not have happened, but it's about to happen again

>>972193
>Relocating muties

>Not gassing them with Terrigen

Look at this fag. I bet he doesn't even hail Hydra.

>>972221
>hail Hydra.
It's Hail Hitler

>>972221
My plan is provavly vetter than yours:
1) Round up ze jews in Poland
2) Attach a large rocket to Poland
3) Relocate Poland to ze Sun

>>972226
>He doesn't know

>>972218
>>972217
Mhmm yeah sure...
4Chan will be 4Chan.

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>>972226
>Hitler
>Cucked by a giant flaming android and his fuckboi Toro

>Red Skull
>Snappy Dresser
>Has a skull for a face
>Has a SKULL for a FACE

Hydra is Nazis that never die.

>>972237
>has a skull for a face
>skull face
Such a lust for revenge...

>>972231
I know, but I never thought it was better than just saying Hail Hiter. Just a personal taste with me.

>>972243
Since we are talking Metal Gear, Mecha Hitler would fit well with Armstrong's crew.

>>972243
JEEEWWWW!!

>>972155

“I’ll take ‘German Engineering’, whatever that entails.”

Once again with a twirl he clicks his pen and scribbles down furiously into the file before him. At this point you can only assume it is yours as he’s been responding to everything you say, and you notice that the paper shifts and morphs according to your answer, finally stopping with a picture of you, name and gender above and below your name respectively.

“Final question, about your point of origin. Your name, are you actually Hitler, or are you unfortunately named the same?”


>My parents were assholes, did it on a dare when they were both drunk and had me the next day. I’m currently a student, escaping my abusive situation at home, earning a master’s in Engineering, Robotics and more, all with honors.

>Nein, der ist no mistake. I am ze Führer of proud Nazi Germany, brought back from ze dead by means of machinations.


>Other?

>>972327
>>Nein, der ist no mistake. I am ze Führer of proud Nazi Germany, brought back from ze dead by means of machinations.

>>972327
>Nein, der ist no mistake. I am ze Führer of proud Nazi Germany, brought back from ze dead by means of machinations.

>>972327
>>Nein, der ist no mistake. I am ze Führer of proud Nazi Germany, brought back from ze dead by means of machinations.
If we're gonna be Hitler lets go all the way, no half steps

>>972327
>My parents were assholes, did it on a dare when they were both drunk and had me the next day. I’m currently a student, escaping my abusive situation at home, earning a master’s in Engineering, Robotics and more, all with honors.

>>972327
>>My parents were assholes, did it on a dare when they were both drunk and had me the next day. I’m currently a student, escaping my abusive situation at home, earning a master’s in Engineering, Robotics and more, all with honors.

>>972327
>Nein, der ist no mistake. I am ze Führer of proud Nazi Germany, brought back from ze dead by means of machinations.

>>972327
>>>Nein, der ist no mistake. I am ze Führer of proud Nazi Germany, brought back from ze dead by means of machinations.

>>972327
>Nein, der ist no mistake. I am ze Führer of proud Nazi Germany, brought back from ze dead by means of machinations.

It's too late to turn back now. Hail Hydra.

>Nein, der ist no mistake. I am ze Führer of proud Nazi Germany, brought back from ze dead by means of machinations.

>>972330
Who am I to stand in the way of my players. I mean, it's not like there's already a Nazi leader, right? :^)

>>972341
Hail Hydra

>>972327
>Nein, der ist no mistake. I am ze Führer of proud Nazi Germany, brought back from ze dead by means of machinations.

Wonder what the dating scene is like for reanimated cyborg dictators?

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oh fuck we need to recruit Marvelverse Sam Hyde.

>>972328
>>972329
>>972330
>>972337
>>972338
>>972341
>>972348
Literally Hitler

>>972332
>>972335
Just a small time boy, born and raised in south Detroit.

Writing now.

>>972078
Well that's an underrated post.

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Gonna need ourselves a rainbow highway road to build on Asgard with no speed limits.

>>972357
aww, no one went for reincarnated hitler?

Level with me. Do we go for a plot arc where we recruit Sam Hyde, Ben Garrison, Varg, etc. and then have a fight using our tech over whose ideology is the best?

>>972377
We have to go and form our own league of evil with Red Skull and other evil dictators

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>>972357
>Literally Hitler

>>972379
As based as he is he and that faggot Zemo will try to backstab up the second we turn away. If we ally with them we have to be careful.

>>972327


“Nein, zer hast been no mistake made. I am ze Führer of Nazi Germany. I assume it ist time fer Ragnarok to come?”


“No, as a matter of fact, that had passed a while ago. With your file complete there is only one thing left to do and that is to drop you off. Now, your options range currently from Brazil, New York, Jersey, Germany, and Detroit. Where would you like to be dropped off, and how would you like your body? Durable and strong, top heavy? Or something more along the lines of a humanoid design? Mind you the arsenals are the same but the carrying capacity is greatly varied.”


>I vould like ze more stream lined humanoid body. I will still have mein face yah?”


>Give me a body like a Panzer Tank! Loaded vith veapons! Enough to crush any platoon!”

>>972392
>>I vould like ze more stream lined humanoid body. I will still have mein face yah?”
>Germany
We have to save Germany from their dictator

>>972394
This

>>972394
this

>>972392
>>Give me a body like a Panzer Tank! Loaded vith veapons! Enough to crush any platoon!”
>>Genosha
literally magneto's backyard.

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>>972394
This
It's time to save the Reich

>>972392
>Give me a body like a Panzer Tank! Loaded vith veapons! Enough to crush any platoon!”
>Germany
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmISCeqtJvw

This is some fucking advanced faggotry

>>972392
>>972394
>>972398
>>972399
>>972401
>>972405

Also, where would you like to spawn?

Germany with 2 votes

>>972401 Some options are not available for specific reasons

>>972412

Isreal

>>972412
Germany, Berghof

>>972399
>>972398
H I V E M I N D

>>972420
Nigga what does the spoiler say?

>>972422
>>972409
>>972394
>>972398
>>972399
>>972405
Germany locked in.

Now, body. Streamlined Terminator Hitler, or Classical Wolfenstein Design?

>>972427
>Streamlined Terminator Hitler

>>972412
Germany, Mongolia or Bhutan
either is fine by me.

>>972427
>Streamlined Terminator Hitler
Gotta look unassuming people will think we're a pushover then BAM chest beam

>>972427
>Streamlined Terminator Hitler

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Does Germany even have any supers in the Marvel U?

I know Israel has that one that was made for the original Contest of Champions.

Also, we should look into awakening the Sleepers if Cap hasn't already dealt with them. They ARE in Germany after all.

And they're Mazinger years before Mazinger. It even has SCRANDER ON!.

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>>972431
>>972435
>>972439
Sarah Conner is scared now.

Any body else? Or is all right with Terminator Hitler?

>>972446
Let's go with Teminator Hitler.

Man, who's our teenage sidekick gonna be, Anne Frank?

>>972446
>>972445
>>>972435
I'm down with Terminator Hitler.

Can we awaken the Sleepers and combine with them?

>>972446
Terminater sounds cool, go for it.

Fucking laughing my ass off here.

>>972457

I was under the impression they had been destroyed. Sure, down the line, why not.

>>972461
It makes sense. What killed us? A robot.

We must become like a robot in order to be stronger.

>>972465
It depends on where on the slidy-timescale of Marvel continuity you spawn us.

Oh boy a
>POL
Oh okay. Maybe next time.

>>972468
Somewhere along the catalyst of Civil War II I was thinking. Some how it's Tony "I've been playing Man" Stark who says no to it. Goddamn hypocrite.

Anyways, Terminator Hitler wins, to be spawned in Germany. Writing now.

>>972480
Nigga trust me I wished it had turned out different

>>972480
>playing as Hitler means you're /pol/
Man you need to chill, he's an established Marvel character.

I'm not too familiar with Marvel so sell me on whose best girl

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>>972487
You start now and I swear to god I *WILL* spawn you in Genosha.

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>>972487
Magik.

>>972487
black cat
having said that, lets not push hitler to waifu black cat. she deserves better

>>972497
Hiter is best senpai

>>972497
>Better
>Than hitler
So cap or sumthin

>>972510
Would Hydra Cap be friends with Cyberhitler?

>>972491
Good then we can take care of one we missed please don't make us fight Magneto yet, he'd rape us so fast

>>972515
>The Magnetic Jew vs Nazi Made of Metal
Well yeah, unless we upgrade to demagnetized.

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>>972515
Start any waifu war shit early in my game and I'll make sure Magneto is the least of your worries.

>>972522
But Hiter is one of the good guys

>>972525
Tell that to the Jew brainwashed supers

>>972510
J.J. nigga, I don't care if he already has X23, she wouldn't mind.

Cristo en una bici, we're doing Hitler. Aight, I'm down.

>>972530
I miss Crusy.

>>972531
Of all the difficulty modes we had to choose Hitler Mode. Let's hope this campaign doesn't end like the last one.

>>972534
Did HMQ end?

>>972535
>>972534
Who doesn't?
Crusty is probs dead desu

>>972535
Its better then playing the snarky diplomancer thats played almost every other quest Now we get to play the genocidal diplomancer

>>972535
He ded. Ass cancer iirc

>>972535
hospitalized or something

>>972535
Is Hitler mode harder than Dark Souls?

>>972539
Yeah, true, I do like variety in these kinds of things.

-Shameless plug for Ravenking, one of my favorite tripfags.

(Check out Thug Quest, it's pretty cool, and follows the title's premise.)

>>972546
Hitler Mode is like being Thanos, you'll achieve ultimate power then get fucked by being a silly goose. Also cucked by your waifu.

>>972556
I have no doubt that Psyloke could cuck me.

>>972546
>Thug quest
Good taste lad
Did you follow exterminator quest perchance? Was great when it ran

>>972592
Ayy, that last thread, though.

Nope, I'm a newbie to /qst/, been on teegee and polivia since last year, just found out about this board.

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“I’d prefer ze more unassuming model. All the more advantage for me when mein enemy assumes me still flesh and bone. Und… Put me in mein Fazarland. I wish to once again see its beauty, and what hast happened once I had left it.”


“Alright then,” with that finality, he closes the file on your picture, stamping it in red with lettering you’ve not seen before, “Enjoy your return to the world, ‘mein Führer’” the be-spectacled man says almost jokingly. You’re going to remember his face. That hooked nose. Gottdamn hooked nose. You feel faint, and the chair you are sitting in is leaning back, before finally falling altogether, taking it with you.


Your eyes jolt open with a start, electricity coursing through your body. You don’t feel a heartbeat but you know you are alive. It feels like a trillion volts are coursing through your body, in place of a heart you sense something much warmer. Screens pop up in your vision, displays reading out, ‘Power Output Optimal’, ‘Cognitive Functions Online’, ‘nOS Online’.


You hear cackling, and the words “Hail Hydra” being fervently chanted. The electricity stops, but the victorious cry continuous on and you rise from your seated position. You look to your left and right to see a crowd of peoples dressed in green and yellow suits, their arms in the air, two fingers up, and the source of the cackling. A man with wild white hair and a moustache, dressed in a lab coat with an arm band on his left arm, the insignia one you are all too familiar with.


The insignia of Hydra.


The whirring of machines and lightening dies down and you are addressed by the man, “Mein Führer… is it truly you? Have you returned to us?!”


You stand from the table, address the crowd roll for # of members, 1d100


>Ja, mein comaraden. I havt returned. Hail Hydra!


>Nein, I am not the Adolf Hitler you know. I have been reborn! I am, MECHA HITLER!!


>Who are you? Vhere am I? Vhat year is it?


>Other?

>>972617
>Who are you? Vhere am I? Vhat year is it?

>>972617

>Ja, mein comaraden. I havt returned.
Followed by
>Who are you? Vhere am I? Vhat year is it?

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>972617
>>Ja, mein comaraden. I havt returned. Hail Hydra!
MINE FURHER I CAN WALK

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>972617
>Who are you? Vhere am I? Vhat year is it?
>Where is Eva?

>>972621
>>972618
Scratch that, I like this 'un

Best of three btw

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>972617

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>972617
>>Ja, mein comaraden. I havt returned. Hail Hydra!
>>Vhat year is it?

>>972626
75 wins it, reaction is still split. Want me to roll for it or you guys want to decide? Split between >>972621 and >Ja mein comaraden. I havt returned. Hail Hydra!

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>972617
>Who are you? Vhere am I? Vhat year is it?

>>972635
Switching to >>972621

>>972635
Just set a max time and if no new votes appear do a roll.e

>>972621
This

>>972638
Good point. It seems that wanting to know what year it is and where is our wife wins out, so writing now.

From now on, voting period is going to be 15 minutes, and rolls will be best of 3, 1d100 (unless stated otherwise).

Wonder how big of a piece we play in Hydra's plans

>>972660
Considering Hydra has literally no leadership right now, pretty fucking big.

Also, sorry this is taking so long, next post will be up soon.

>>972669
It's fine, it's christmas.

>>972007
>Marvel quest

well, this should be intere-
>>972155
Welp, I guess that ends that. Have a good quest, folks.

>>972680
We will

>>972680
Nigga get off my case, I'm not Velo, I'm not going to rail road people. This is the path you chose, YOU weren't there, YOU don't get a say you goddamn piss baby.

>>972617


You take a cursory glance of the crowd, the screens in your eyes telling you that there are a maximum of 75. Almost two platoons worth of people, but not quite, missing but 3. A good start. You look down at your hands, silent as both the crowd and the scientist look to you for a response.


“Vhat year is it? Vhere am I? Vhere ist mein wife? Vhere ist Eva?!” you practically shout. You’re not certain how you feel emotion or distress in this new form, but you could care less right now, “Vhere is she?!” You ask, yelling this time, grabbing the white hair scientist by his collar, shaking him, lifting him up with surprising strength. The man looks worried beyond belief, not wanting to draw your ire,


“Mein Führer… it is 2016… it has been 70 years since ze var… Frau Eva is… is dead, mein Führer.”


For a moment, the world is silent. 70 years. 70 years since the bunker, and the hammering of artillery, and the look in the eyes of your wife. You had not many confidants, Goering using you as scribe, Himmler to sit comfortably by your side. She was the only one you could truly trust. Now, 70 years into the future, remembering the tear in her eye as you both decided to end it all rather than suffer at the hands of the Americans.


>Drop him, address the crowd. What do you say?


>Throw him away in a rage, use that rage to smash through the compound.
>Drop him but do nothing. Simply walk away. Go outside. Get a shave or something of the like.


>Other?

>>972706
>Drop him, address the crowd. What do you say?
We. Will. Rise.

>>972706
>Drop him, address the crowd. What do you say?
>Vhat is da state af der Reich?

>>972715
this + ask if they can bring back Eva

>>972706

>Drop him, address the crowd. What do you say?

I need to be caught up, what happened to the motherland, how are my people? Where are the rest of the men.

>>972719
Let Eva stay dead Gotta find the new waifu after a suitable amount of grieving

>>972715
This.

>>972706
>Drop him, address the crowd. What do you say?
Agreed with the other guy, motivational speech on the "we will rise" type then ask about the current state of affairs.

>Mfw we really are Thanos

Dude, we should make Hitler a sympathetic character. Like, an actual human being with several mental disorders, instead of the cartoonish villain he was seen as for most of recent history.

Still 8 more minutes, then wrapping up.

>>972730
current plan

>git fit
>curbstomp thanos

>>972740
He isn't?

>>972744
I think we already have a majority familia.

>>972740
I agree, he has a lot of depth. Let's explore his artistic side too.
wanna know a contemporary artist of Hitler? Steve Rogers

>>972712
>>972715
>>972719
>>972724
>>972725
>>972730
Alright, so in summary, rousing speech, getting caught up on the state of the Reich.

Should we ask the scientist id he can bring back Eva or no?

>>972757
No
Let her rest

>>972757
Nah let her stay dead, we can grieve for a while then find someone new later

>>972757
yes

>>972757
Eh let her, we can honour her memory instead, what's the point of bringing hee back to another fight?

I could see him.waiting to bring her back into his paradise though

>>972764
>>972762
>>972760
>>972759
Four for letting her rest.

Every one else good with that decision?

Yep.

>>972762
Never mind, 1 to bring her back.

>>972769
four NOW to let her rest.

>>972749
>>972750
He does, but let's play that struggle up. No SkeletorHitler up in this hizzouse.

Writing to let the women we loved rest.

Get your Hail Hydras ready.

Also, do me a favor and roll 1d100, best of three. Higher the better.

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>972775

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>972775
HAIL HYDRA

>>972775
I still don't know how to roll. Am I a tard for not learning that?

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>972775

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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>972775

>>972781
dice+xd100
In the options, w x representing dice sides

>>972781
It's dice+1d100 in the options field. Right next to the thing that says name. That exact format. dice+1d20, dice+1d100, etc.

>>972780
Heil indeed.

>>972787
>>972789
Thanks m8eys

>>972787
On shit I'm retarded, that's wrong
Blame the whiskey

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Hey plague did our favorite Lieutenant survive the war?

>>972801
Blame it on the a-a-a-alcohol?

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>>972802
>>972780
What did you think the roll was for? Post should be up soon, writing the speech now.

>Hitler is back
>very first thing we do is make him a somewhat sympathetic character and give a rousing speech
Never change 4chan
Never change

>>972824
lol

>>972824
robo-hitler you cultureless swine

>>972824
It's what we do.

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>>972836

>>972841
What's that, Danganronpa? Persona?

>>972845
RWBY. I dunno if you'll like it. It's a webseries by Roosterteeth, and it's pretty niche. The first and second season's animation is pretty sketchy, but the third and fourth are better. Also, the fourth one is in Maya, instead of Poser.

>>972757


If you could cry you would. Inside you you feel a passion burning you’ve not felt in so long. Something you’ve not felt since your speeches in the beer halls in Munich, not since your speeches in Berlin. You turn to address the crowd of 75 Hydra soldiers, all of them intent to hear the words of the man whom founded their organization. Even with an accent like yours, you know the message, and you know the score.


“Mein Soldiers! Mein comaraden! 70 years it hast been since ze Third Reich! 70 years, since a strong Germany! During that time, I can only assume that a rape of mein homeland has taken place. That the hyenas of the world and the international vultures feasted upon the corpses of a defeated peoples, upon the cadavers of your fore fathers… all this, because we of Germany wished for prosperity of our people, safety for our loved ones!? Our blood hast been trampled, beaten, attacked and degraded, but ve haf ‘’’’’ALWAYS’’’’’ risen from the ashes, stronger and better zan before! Our new Reich measures only 75 in number, but I tell you, that the German people have always been outnumbered! Always have we prevailed! This time shall be no different! We shall reclaim our land! Reclaim our people! Recliam the Reich! Once again shall we ‘’’’’SIEG HEIL!!’’’’’


The roar of 75 men hits you like a wave. Like Munich all over again, when the party you would eventually head only numbered 7, including yourself. The raise their hands in the air in a salute, all of them screaming SIEG HEIL!! The fire you feel is all too familiar, as if it had never left. You turn back to the scientist, who is in tears with his arm in the air, finally bringing it down.


“Mein Führer, zat vas beautiful. Come, we have much to discuss!”


With that, he leads you away from the room, and out to a hall way. You are resurrected, new to the world, known to none that you have returned. It is time to change this.

>>972851
Ah, the animation got better. I may check it out then, season 1 was a bit hit or miss for me.

>>972858
And that is where we'll call it for the night. Thanks all for attending, especially on Christmas, and sorry for any technical errors that might pop up.

Gonna go archive this now, and maybe run tomorrow, if not the day after.

To those who really wanted a geniune Marvel styled Quest, and not /pol/ on Earth-616, I'm sorry. On the plus side, I could run that, an this could just be a one shot. Would that be warranted? Cause that's what I had wanted to do but I've a strict code I follow, and that is not to be Velo.

Vote now if you want an actual Marvel Quest, one were shit posting will be kept to a minimum, and I'll do it. Otherwise it'll continue being Hitler on Earth-616.

>>972862
Sweet.

>>972865
How about both, just on alternating weeks?

>>972862
I'd say keep this one, its different from most quests here and it'll be refreshing to play the villain

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>>972870
Hitler wasn't a villain, you Roma swine.

>>972865
keep doing hitler
not many other quests have the balls to try something cool and messed up like this.
Germans must be hating it though

>>972865
Eh either is fine, but I feel like this has potential.
It's not often we get to plain a villain

>>972867
That could work too.

>>972870
See, that's what I wanted to do. Present a quest in the Marvel Universe, where you could go either route or neither as your own Hero. Instead, you guys got an already established historical figure, which I find kind of unfair to the people who wanted an actual Marvel Quest.

Not to mention, I'M usually the one shitposting... it feels wrong being on the receiving end. Plus I've no doubt a few certain "friends" are behind our choosing Hitler. You know who you are...

>>972876
It's just a difference of chargen deciding the path I suppose, plus we could end up with a DOOM tier Hitler

Aight, I've got one vote (mine) for alternating weeks, and 3 for keeping MechaHitler.

>>972887
I'd be cool with alternating weeks.

>>972865
I'm fine with alternating
>>972872
Stop being delusional.

>>972894
Gas the kikes!
Burn the Jews!
"Relocate" the hooknoses!
Other offensive shit!

>>972894
I'm pretty sure he's joking...

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>>972887
>>972890
>>972894

Keep in mind I might to alternations regardless, tomorrow most likely being the legit Marvel Quest, with the shit posting either ignored or kept to a minimum. Since a few people, while cool with the whole Mecha-Hitler thing,would like a Marvel Quest, plus others that just straight up left.

>>972901
Possible name?

Marvel Quest: Dawn of Mecha-Hitler.

>>972865
Alternating or pure hitler.
Premises such as this have potential, and your wreiching is bueno

>>972865
Keep doing Hitler, I like to see to see us having to deal with the modern world as Hitler. It's a refreshing change I want to see more of.

>>972901
When you run it as hitler's quest you could name it something like Heil Hydra Quest and when it's regular Marvel something like Marvel Quest bit slightly altered to not be confused with this one.

>>972901
Also it's a two headed coin with Hitler.

More people come sinces it's Hitler and different, and some people don't follow. So you gain people with Hiter, like a two edged sword.

>>972865
This was fun but I've been dying for an actual Marvel Quest on here for a while.

So oddball suggestion. Anyone want to turn the world on its axis by making hydra help improve and protect the world through good means. Basically make people very confused why we are not just slaughtering people left and right.

>>972930
You mean improve Germany, right?

>>972934
Well yes. I said the world due to just dong random crap to help later down the line, after Germany acquires its true new position. Plus if we do it in a way that makes us not villains, so if someone, Cough*Captain America Cough*, comes busting down our door we can play the victim.

>>972944
I mean, I don't mind not randomly commiting randumb acts of terror. But I don't see reborn Hitler helping subhumans

>>972944
So you say we do nuffin but good things so when someone shits on us we can point out we dindu?
Devilish.

>>972948
Death changes a fuhrer.

>>972944
Ha, reminds me of doctor doom quest.

>>972950
So we are lex luthor with hair?
I like it.

>>972956
I think I somehow missed that one. I might look it up in the archive later

>>972957
Please not Eisenberg.

>>972948
Well we can help the German people first.
For the sub human part a good reason we can have to not kill them is Hitler sees that killing a whole race of people causes everyone to rape you. So it's best to help, our people first and just left the sub humans alone.

>>972961
Hence death changes a fuhrer

>>972961
Oooh, like wakanda. i like it.

Bit of an embarrassment, I've forgotten how to archive.

>>972948
Well, Adolf Hitler did not mind letting foreigners join the SS, whether they were asian, black, indian or muslim.

Indeed, he did not mind other races having their own homeland, but on German soil, the Germanic peoples were put first at any cost.
In fact, the nation of Israel was ultimately Hitler's idea on the first place, to let jews have their own homeland somewhere outside of German borders so that they would not pester him.

Never mind, figured it out again. All is well, all is archived.

>Marvel Quest
>Shitposting devolves it into Hitler 2: Better than Eva

>>973105
Which is why I'll run alternating weeks. Maybe even with cross overs if people fucking cry enough.

Also, for anyone who is concerned, my twitter is now @MaxtbspamPlague, ask for any details you shit posters.

Just incase it hasn't been decided yet, alternating marvel quests sounds fun

Guys, what if we set our sights on Africa, finish what the Reichs of old started? Granted, we'd have to square off against Wakanda eventually.

>>972865
Been Craving an actual marvel quest but this will do in the interim

Guys
What if we team up with doom and revive some other cool historical figure and create our own little faction

>>973353
>Implying we won't classify wakandans as honorary aryans
We wuz kaisers and sheit

>>973353
>Go into africa, start tearing down warlords and replacing it with actual structure.
>Crying_Wakandans.jpg