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>It's about an hour into the dinner service being held in honor of Petal Class and their discovery of rare and priceless artifacts.
>The queen has yet to show but a few of her representatives have.
>They spoke for a while, let everyone eat, then stood up again to call up the one responsible for making the discovery.

>Ninety-Nine Copper has taken the stage and has been standing there like a frightened rabbit for about two minutes while everyone in the room just watches her.

".... W-we... Uhm... We..."

>Tali looks at Ceera. He feels like he should help or something.

>>96984
Give her a comforting head pat.
Nothing too lewd and whisper encouraging words in her ear, her non-knife ear ears.

>>96984
I think it's important that it's 99c's speech, so perhaps just waft a very small amount of comfy magic at her to calm her nerves?

>>96957

TALI! WE'VE MISSED YOU!

Also, how about these nice new digs?

>>96984
Push her down.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>96984
Encourage 99c

Maximum Assistance!

But really, help her get some confidence, but let her do the talking. She's the rich one now.

>>97004
>>97002
These sound about right.

>>96984
Cheer for her!

Also, you're on the wrong board, this is not teegee!

>>96984
Tali! Boost her spirit. This is her shining moment.

>>96984
Cute! Cute! 99c is Cute!

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Best soon, my friends. Think of her no matter what we do.

>>96957
Nice. All we need now is a Hero Quest Star update, and for the Ask FM and Gears Twitter updated.

Glad to have you back Larro.

>>96984
She can do it, possibly. If not, you should probably go help her.

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>>97058
Glad to be back!
Also, updated the runes

>>97082
Dangit, you put a dot in the middle of lust, now we can't create a creature of lust!

You also forgot the line with an X on it over on the line rules.

>>96984

99c is really nervous, it seems like. Perhaps a mild comfy magic spell would be enough to calm her nerves enough so that she can get over her stage fright?

>>96984
Silently encourage her. Don't ruin her moment!

Also mother's day themed Freaky Fish Facts soon.

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Nah, I don't think I should use magic for this. I'll cheer her on the old fashioned way.

"Go, Ninety-Nine!"

>She looks over at Tali and sees the elf cheering her on.
>Following his lead the rest of Petal joins in, encouraging the little shopkeep.

>Ninety-Nine Copper looks out again and the sea of people and takes a deep breath.

"We would like to thank you all for your support and for your patronage to the Ninety-Nine Copper store! Haveaniceday!!!"

>When she stops she's breathing heavily. She hands the mic back to an undine and practically runs off the stage, rejoining her classmates. They all pat her on the back and tell her she did a great job.

Well, that's about what I expected. She did good.

Man, orb...
The kingdom is beautiful. I've only been here a few hours but there's so much to see... It feels like I've been here my whole life.
Or, at least a few months of it.

But right now everything is nice and relaxed.

Nothing is trying to kill me.

I could do anything I want here.

So, I guess I'm asking what -should- I do while I'm here?

>>97172
Seduce the Undine Queen obviously. Or get yourself a nice Undine girl to take home, like one of Solia's species. They'll give your head a great massage!

>>97172
Look at neat magical things, Find mischief! Dance!

>>97172
Well, have you had a chance to really relax recently? So maybe you should do that now?

>>97172
>Nothing is trying to kill me.

Oh dear...
We all know what's going to happen next, don't we?

Anyhow, Tali, stay on guard and prepare for the trip to the capital undine city.

>>97172
Look, its okay. We understand you have the Undine Fever, man. We understand that you want to put your syrup in the fish.

Also, stop thinking that nothing is trying to to kill you. That's when you let down your guard and the things trying to kill you strike.

Also, Tali, you have unlimited comfy powers now. UNLIMITED POWER.

So, like... have fun.

Also spend some time with your girlfriend.

>>97172
Work on your falling skills so you don't accidentally trip into the Undine Queen's boobs when you meet her.

>>97172

Take in the sights. Try the local cuisines, take your friends out to see the sights. The usual stuff!

>>97172
Take 99c with you and Ceera and take a stroll in the fashion district, or wherever the city's pretty things are.

>>97172
Look for any strange and unusual shells we can trade or give to Meenarium. Also get presents for Fael and Shen.

Oh! Go find Horizon so we can hang out with her. We're level 67, right?

>>97234
Adding on, hang out with Lily and Lan too. We've not seen Big Sis and Best Girl in awhile.

>>97172
Stick with Ninety-Nine and Ceera, and don't let your guard down, because something will probably try to kill you very shortly.

>>97244
> Lan
> best girl
~ohohohohoho

You need to retrieve Lily. This is the first and most important task. What is your progress, Tali?

>>97272
Nah man, Lily is best. That's why we're getting another one. So we can have two best.

>>97420
The timeline hasn't caught up with the Mirror Universe yet, I think. We have to get back to the school and rescue Kuro and Gears from the dragons first.

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>>97189
Hmm... Perhaps no mischief. I'm an okay dancer but Ceera doesn't like it so much.

>>97188
But Undine are creepy.

>>97195
>>97206
>>97224
>>97227
I think I'll do just that. There's still so much I haven't seen yet! This city is huge. And compared to my homeland there's just so much stuff in it! Every street is packed with people and stores.

>>97420
I have to wait til I return to the school first.

>>97218
What do you think this is? An Eastern Arts comic?

>Tali grab's Ceera's hand.

"Hey, let's go out with Ninety-Nine. I wanna show her around."

"<Sure. But, Tali, watch out for->"

>Tali bumps into someone.

Why do things like this happen to me.

1/2

>>97452
THE UNDINE QUEEN?!

>>97452
>Why do things like this happen to me.
NEVER DOUBT THE ORB!

>>97452
WAIT THAT GIRL HAS THE MINIA SYMBOL ON HER GIANT BOSOMS
WHO?

>>97452
Find Ceera a girlfriend, then. We have to get something useful done today.

>>97477
It's Holly here to punish us for giving Horizon some ice cream.
She's at least five mad.

>>97452
>This city is huge. And compared to my homeland there's just so much stuff in it!
What kind of stuff is in your homeland? I mean, it probably all seems normal to you, but to an outsider it would be pretty strange and exciting.

>Why do things like this happen to me.
Just lucky, I guess.

>>97452
Apologize profusely for bumping into her... massive... boobs.

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>Tali steps back, still holding Ceera's hand. Standing before him is the Undine Queen.

"Uh... S-sorry about that."

>The queen smiles at him.

"It's fine," She says, "Just be sure to look before you run, okay?"

She is... Really really really tall.
I mean, I'm not tall but.
Damn.
I think she's taller than Lyra.

"R-right. Again, really sorry your Highness."

>She smiles in an almost embarrassed way.

"It's quite alright, everyone has accidents. I'm not going to send you to the dungeon for an accident."

>She gives a polite bow to Ceera.

"I hope you two are finding the city to your liking. I do my best to make sure that everyone feels comfortable here. If there's anything my people can do for the School don't be afraid to make a request."

>>97597
Tell the fine lady that it was nice to boob her, but you really must go.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>97597
Just stare into that GLORIOUS CHEST
I mean, it's no cutethulu but
Oh my god, Tali
Could you imagine what's under the clothing?!

>>97597
Ask for her nation's most interesting and pretty shells. Also, to see her boobs.

>>97617
>I mean, it's no cutethulu but
She might be related to Cutethulhu.

>>97597
Tali! Ask her to tell you about Cutethulhu too.

>>97597
Tell her you appreciate the hospitality of the Undine...

Also she has great tracts of land.

Kiyaaa Kiyaaa Cutethullhu Ftaghan

>>97597
Just tell her you'll keep it in mind. And try not to stare too long, Ceera is right there.

>>97597
Uh, boob, ask about boobs, err, what there is to see abreast, around here, and whether there is anything we should be careful of while wandering around. Mammeries.

>>97597
Tali, have you ever used any of these spells?
Detect Poison
Detect Mana
Detect Love
Detect Soul
Detect Undine Soul
Detect Soul (Greater)
Because you apparently know them.

>>97644
Ceera has a nice chest too, anon.

>>97597
>If there's anything my people can do for the School don't be afraid to make a request."
Ask for more undines, specially undines of the 99g variety.

>>97597
Tali, your undine fever knows no bounds.

Ask if she once went to the same school since she wears the badge?

also try to control your lady boner and also make sure Ceera doesn't get jealous of your raging, raging undine fever.

>>97597
well you and your friends were planning on taking it easy and seeing the sights, ask if she has any recommendations to give the three of you.

>>97597
We're trying to find a date for Ceera. Because there are loads of cute Undine and she's clearly less picky than you, Tali. You racist.

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>>97597

Tali. Touch the cow.

Do it now.

>>97597
Hmm... that's an interesting offer. What does she think of the students and teachers of the school? Does she have a long history with it?

This could be a good chance to get more info on the school. Maybe we'll even find out something about the Headmistress.

>>97597
The queen is pretty, also let her know Undine are a welcome and enjoyable part of the school experience, some of your best friends are Undine.

Freaky Fish Fact: Jellyfish aren't fish, they are actually jellatinous zooplankton that are 98% water. A group of jellyfish is called a smack. Which is something you should hope a jellyfish never does to you as many have barbed spikes that carry neurotoxin.

>>97597

Ask her about why she's wearing the badge of Minia. Did she go there before? Is she a sponsor of the school? Or is it just trendy to wear school emblems these days?

>>97597
Convert for the comfy cult!

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>>97729
No!

>>97608
>>97617
>>97621
>>97644
>>97654
>>97729

Stop it! You guys are just being mean and bullying!

I do NOT like Undine! They're all creepy and blue and wet looking!
I prefer..!
Well, not freaky fish.

"Well, my friends and I were going to check out the kingdom. Any places you'd suggest?"

"Oh my... Well, if I had to pick my three personal favorite places... The Glittering Beach is quite beautiful, even if it's history is rather tragic. The sand there sparkles with the remains of a gem that was fought over years and years ago. It was shattered and since then the beach has sparkled. At night the tiny fragments twinkle under moonlight. Then there's the Elarin Caves. The water there is impregnated with air so even non-undine can breathe under it. It's quite fascinating! I also personally enjoy just strolling about the plaza area and seeing what the shops have to offer. These are all my opinions, of course, but I'm sure you'll find something you like~"

I think she's a seahorse.

"Thanks, I'm sure I will. Also, is that a Minia patch? Were you a student?"

>She smiles.

"Once, for a short time, many years ago. I went as a part of my travels for a year and it was one of the most lovely years of my youth. Since then I've made sure to always support the school. Go Petal Class!"

"You were in Petal?"

"It was where Lady Vendal went. I couldn't help it. But I would have liked to see Root and Thorn as well. I wish I could go and visit more often but there's always something happening here."

"I'm sure Vendal the uh... Current one would love to have you visit Petal."

>She nods.

"Well, it was a pleasure meeting you miss..?"

"Tali. And this is Ceera."

"Tali, Ceera. It was a pleasure meeting you."

>And with that she walks off.

"<... She is pretty, isn't she?>"

>>97943
Nowhere near as pretty as our favourite small-cocked void futa!

Let's go to the shops with Ceera and launder this money!

>>97943
She's HUGE. How can someone be taller than Lyra?

>>97943
>I prefer..!
>Well, not freaky fish.
That's good as admission.

Reminder that we need to figure out what to do post school before that happens.
I don't think Tali wants to lose all his friends due to lying to them all. Also the headmistress and the dragons could be some bad shit.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>97943
Even Ceera agrees she was pretty. You know you like the Undine, Tali. Stop being a racist fuck and accept what pleases your dick.

Also, compliment Ceera, since she's your girlfriend.

Lastly, imagine being spit-roasted by the Undine Queen and your girlfriend. Let that forever be burned into your mind every time you think about being a racist asshole.

>>97943
>Vendal
so who's that choking in the back? Do they need help?

Anyways that water breathing cave sounds neat and unless I'm wrong it's not night yet so depending on where things are located you could head to the plaza for a bit, go grab your swimsuits, head for the caves and then go to the beach once the sun goes down. Oh maybe you could start a fire and have smores.

>>98000

Welp, rev up that imagination Tali

>>97943
Just admit it, so we can get moving.

>>97943
>Stop it! You guys are just being mean and bullying!
Stop being a baby Tali and do what we tell you. First you wouldn't touch Cutethulhu's boobs because you were scared, now you don't want to look at the Queen's Boobs even though she offered.
Remember what happened last time we told you to touch boobs? You became the first dragon rider in forever.

>>97991
I doubt the Dragons will care.

>>97943
Such a nice queen, you should talk to Vendal about this meeting when you get back. Also go check out those caves with your Ceer-butt.

Freaky Fish Facts: Seahorses are one of a few species of fish that have an Exo-skeleton as opposed to an endoskeleton. They belong in the same family as Pipefish and Seadragons, Hippocampus.
They are poor swimmers but have exceptional eyesight and are known to feed mainly on plankton and shrimp.

Mother's Day Bonus! Female Seahorses do not carry the eggs, instead the male fertilizes her eggs and then she inserts her ovipositor into his pouch where she transfers the eggs until they reach maturity and the male gives birth.

>>97943

Go check out the shops. Get some local cuisine, maybe get a gift for Ceera!

Also, it looks like Vendal's extremely surprised at your apparent hobnobbing with royalty, Tali. Looks like you could really go places if you applied yourself.

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>>97943
>I do NOT like Undine! They're all creepy and blue and wet looking!
Don't be racist.

>>97943
Can you tell us more about Lady Vendal?

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>>97970
I didn't think it was possible.

>>97969
I... I don't think I can say that...

>>97991
Post school..?
Like... When I graduate?

I uhm... I hadn't really considered that. I don't really know... I'm still pretty young, though. So I think I have some time to figure out what I want to be in life.

I'm sure my magic is useful for a lot of jobs! Like... Spying.
And uh... Spying.
...

>>98000
But.. How would the queen even..?

>>98043
Oh. That's how.
That can't be true.

>>98028
I can't just keep touching everyone I meet's boobs. At some point it'll end up biting me in the butt. It may work once or twice but orb you gotta realize that not everything can be solved with boob squeezing.

>>98005
I actually really want to check that out too.

"She is pretty, yeah. But I still like you more."

>He holds her hand tighter, making her smile.
>The two of them walk together and find Ninety-Nine sitting with the rest of Petal class. He asks her if she'd like to hang out with them and she agrees.

>The trio change into their swimsuits and head off for a night in the town. The first stop is the Elarin Caves. The three of them step into the waters there but it's Tali who dives under and tries to take the first breath. It's the weirdest sensation of his life but he finds that despite all his instincts screaming and telling him to stop he is able to breathe under the water. Ninety-Nine is the next to dive in and she seems to take to it well.

>Ceera does not seem to think it's all that fun. She freaks out for a while, constantly having to go up to take what she calls '<An actual breath of air>'

>It's not long before she finally acclimates to the odd sensation. Tali sees that the caves actually go pretty far down, deeper than he can see.

Man, I'm kinda tempted to explore down there... But with my luck something terrible might happen.

I could also just not tempt fate and just play around until we go off to the beach.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>98232
DON'T BE A PUSSY, TALI!
EXPLORE! THERE'S ALWAYS A HIDDEN ARTIFACT AND A FAST WAY TO GET BACK TO THE ENTRANCE ONCE YOU'RE DONE!

>>98232
Explore, tempt fate, last time you did you got innate comfymancy.

>>98232
too bad, you mentioned it. so now fate will fuck you in the ass if you try to avoid the plot hook. dive.

>>98232
Tali, do you plan to live the rest of your life as a girl?
Otherwise, you have a lot of friends you need to figure out how to tell you've been lying your ass off to.

>>98232
DO IT COWARD!!!

>>98232
Unlike what I'd normally say, I'll suggest we stay away from the abyss on account of what you said earlier:

>"Nothing is trying to kill me."

>>98232
Tempt Fate!

Also don't make me get sources Tali. Freaky Fish Facts voice does his research.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>98232
tali its fine. Go and explore. Cool stuff is there.

Also just remember. Racism, and then you get the mental image of Ceera face fucking you while the queen make's you her baby's momma. Though you probably enjoy it, don't you?

>>98232
DO EET TALI. I TAKE ANY AND ALL RESPONSIBILITY FOR ALL PREGNANCIES THAT MAY OR MAY NOT HAPPEN!

>>98232
>not everything can be solved with boob squeezing
Well duh, that's why we have violence to fall back on. To solve the problems that can't be solved with boob squeezing.

>>98232
There's probably a bunch of treasure, because nobody in their right mind would go there, so you should do it.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>98232
Tali. Detection spells. Why have you not learned from the past. Detection spells are like the most useful spells you have. Use them ahead of time. Detect things. Know what you are going into ahead of time. You are going to die at this rate. Do you understand Tali? You are going to die. Use detection spells.

>>98324
Dont forget about kissing. Its how we subdued Ceera after all.

REMEMBER THE KISSU TALI.

>>98232
>It may work once or twice but orb you gotta realize that not everything can be solved with boob squeezing
That's quitter talk. With appropriate application of simultaneous boob squeezing and comfymancy anything is possible

>>98347
Kissing AND VIOLENCE!

>>98392
Boob squeezing, comfymancy, kissing, and liberal use of glamour, yes.

>>98232
not sure you should go to far down. I mean you may be able to breath but water presser is still a thing, you go to far down you'll be crushed. Also come up slow. If you surface to fast before your body can adjust to the new presser I think it's posable that you might just pop like a ballon.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>98407
Violent kissing?

>>98431
Nah, we threw the orb at her face. It was a toss worthy of Rena, if I do say so.

>>98410
Bards hate this mage for his 4 easy steps! Scry over here to find out why!

>>98232
>>Man, I'm kinda tempted to explore down there... But with my luck something terrible might happen.

>>I could also just not tempt fate and just play around until we go off to the beach
Just throw a rock down there.

>>98232
Eh, I say you should go down. Judging by past experience, odds are there's either something awesome down there that's worth the danger or someone that needs help. Maybe even both!

Also, I'm trying to pick apart the reincarnation spell. I have no idea what's going on in the center, but it doesn't refer to the soul so the spell probably only alters safe stuff like the undine mouth spell did. The elemental runes are really interesting, though. They don't refer to the races, which means it must work through transmuting the target's element, and I think the dots might refer to gender. One of them means male, the other, female, and both being there is what lets the sex get randomized. Although, that seems like a lot of redundancy since there are probably actual runes for male and female. We could probably just ask Ceera, but I think figuring this spell out could be a good personal project for us so I don't really want to.

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>>98300
.......................

>>98410
That wasn't me! You guys did that without my consent! That was a consent-less kiss! My first one, at that!

>>98278
I would definitely prefer not to live as a girl my whole life. I enjoy certain things about being a boy too much to give up.

So I'll just... Ignore this problem until it becomes too late to ignore it any longer...

...

I'm gonna go explore.

>Tali gets Ceera's attention and points down, deeper into the cavern. The two swim a bit down with Ceera casting a light spell as they go. Under the water, Tali only has his natural magics to work with.

>Eventually they reach a point where a long tunnel digs deep into the wall.

"How far do you think it goes?" He says in a terribly muffled voice.

"<Farther than I'm willing to go. We shouldn't explore it, Tali...>"

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>>98549
PRETTY FUCKING FAR YOU PIECE OF SHIT

>>98549
KEEP GOING YOU PUSSY
BE A MAN FOR CEERA

WE AINT NEVER RAISED NO PUSSY ASSED KNIFE EAR THAT NEVER NO GOT SCARED.

>>98549
Come Tali, don't be a fag and explore the scary tentacle mine

>>98549
Tali, how does it feel to have no penis, both currently appearance-wise and metaphorically?

That said, if you run you'll forever be metaphorically afraid of vaginas. Just saying.

>>98549
There are no breaks on Tali's wild ride.

>>98549
FUCK THE CEER HERE

ITS THE CLOSET YOU WILL GET TO 20 MILE HIGH CLUB ELF

>>98549
find flora the living flashlight.

>>98549

Do you or Ceera know of a scouting/scrying spell, Tali? Or some way to make a magical orb that relays stuff back to you as it explores stuff?

>>98650
I read that as flora the living fleshlight

>>98549
Caves are cool

Freaky Fish Fact: Blind Cavefish are born with eyes, however as they grow older skin brows over their eyes rendering them sightless, to navigate they use their pineal gland. They instinctively swim away from light. And are as pale as your Ceer waifu.

>>98549
>"<Farther than I'm willing to go. We shouldn't explore it, Tali...>"
Aww. Fine. Does your natural comfy magic let you detect comfy or lack of comfy? I at least want to know if there's anyone down there.

>I enjoy certain things about being a boy too much to give up.
You know, you'd probably find just as many things you'd enjoy about being a girl. But more importantly, you're thinking too small, Tali. You're a mage! You should be able to learn how to switch at will with a bit of research. And you really do need to find a way to keep all of the lies you've been telling from making all of your friends abandon you.

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"I'm gonna explore it."

"<Tali, no.>"

"I have to."

My manhood is at stake.

"<... Fine, just...>"

>She touches Tali's head and casts a spell.

"<If anything happens just think at me. I'll know.>"

>Tali nods and swims deeper into the cave. His elf eyes help him see in the dark. It gets pretty tight and soon he has to swim with his arms either right at his side or in front of him. The tunnel finally opens up much wider as it gets closer and closer to what looks like an opening. The opening is a tight fit but Tali manages to make it mostly through,

>It seems to just be another chamber.

>Something glows at the bottom of the chamber. It's an Orb.

Whoa! Another one! I knew it was a good idea coming down here!

>He swims forward. However, he doesn't seem to move an inch.

...
I think I'm stuck.

>>98549
What could go wrong? I mean you can always just comfy any freaky things to sleep.

>>98715
Get out the subjugator

>>98715
Cast Propel self.

>>98715
Have Ceera milk you from behind and use your syrup as lube to get yourself to the other side, Tali!

>>98715
carefully comfy the rocks until they turn into soft comfy rocks, like talc

>>98715
relax your muscles by channeling your inner comfy, and squeeze through

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>98715
Throw us at that orb

>>98715
Steal target, Propel Self

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>98715
use innate comfy magic to turn the things keeping you stuck softer and more comfy. Then slip through the comfy softness to victory.

>>98715
Get the orb, and then propel yourself backwards.

>>98715
Tali, I know we are always talking about ice cream and getting comfy, but you gotta exercise man. Otherwise this stuff happens.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>98715
Call ceera over. Its her time to get her turn in with your butt. Also get you loose.

But mainly get getting void creamfilling from buttstuff.

>>98715
FATTY FATTY 2 BY 4

>>98715
LOOK AT THE FAT ELF

DISGRACE TO ALL ELVES

>>98715
Seriously?
You're a wizard. This is like a dragon complaining that their food is undercooked.

>>98715
Channel your inner pearlfish Tali, squeeze through like it is a Seacucumber anus.

>>98715
Tali, you should be able to cast your spells down here without a spell book if you need to, just use your illusions to create the rune pattern in the air, use steal object on Green and then push back and get out of here.

>>98715
Cut yourself, then use your blood to write a propulsion spell on your skin, then use the spell to grab the orb and push yourself back out. If the water makes that unviable, then use a fingernail to etch the spell into your skin instead.

Lift Small Object to bring that orb over here.
Like seriously though are you dumb Tali

>>98838
He can't cast underwater except illusion and comfy

>>98715
Earth to ice cream Tali.

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>>98824
That would be awesome! However, if I recall from my magic lessons, spells can only be inscribed in living flesh, spellbooks, or artifacts! And that's only before the artifact is settled. I don't really wanna go stabbing into my flesh, too.

>Tali keeps pushing against the rocks. They will not budge. His clothes or something is caught. It's definitely not cause he's a soft squishy elf.

"Ceera!" He... Well, thinks out loud.

"<Coming.>"

>Meanwhile Tali casts Comfy Magic on the rocks. The rocks are... Really comfortable now. But it doesn't change their nature really. They just now don't feel like they're cutting into his skin anymore.

Maybe if I just...

>>98739
Ah ha!

>Tali takes the orb and throws it. Under water, however, he's not as strong. He misses the orb by a fair distance.

>You land somewhere near the Green Orb. There are bones around it.

That was a bad idea, I think.

!!!

"Ceera, that's my butt!"

"<I am trying to push you through.>"

...
Can you guys see anything down there?

>>98878
ARE THOSE FUCKING SKELETON BONES
SOMEONE DIED HERE
THEY GOT STUCK
YOU GOT STUCK, TALI
YOU'RE GOING TO DIE

>>98878
there is a thing on the ground next to us.

>>98878
>ENGAGE IN ORB COMMUNICATION
>FELLOW ORB WE NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE

>>98878

Just another artifact to make our bitch. Oh and some bones that looks like they belong to a person, but thats not important.

>>98878
Sup green ass.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>98878
Focus on Ceera penetrating your butt. That's more important than anything right now.

As for if we see anything? Hmm.

More importantly, let's try to dominate that green orb, and assist Ceera in dominating Tali's ass.

>>98878
Shoulda pulled out the danger detector orb first

>>98878
Those aren't human bones. From the way they're arranged, pretty sure it's a hand.

>>98878
I think I see an eye, and... are those bones? Weird. Ask the nerd about the green orb.

>>98878
oh, we landed on top of an angler fishes's lure. Well good thing you got stuck otherwise you might have gotten eaten by a fish... or a blow job. With you it's about a 50/50 chance really.

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"THAT IS NOT PUSHING"

>You ask the Orange Orb about Green Orb.

[[So pleased to be of assistance! I rate it at a Threat Level of 5. It is the Green Orb, one of the Ceer Orbs spread throughout the land! The Green One, however, is quite notorious. Using it makes a certain action almost certain to succeed! So, if our dear Master were to try to win the lottery it would work! However, it would make something bad happen on an equal scale! So, after he won the lottery he would file for bankruptcy somewhere down the line. It messes with something close to the domain of the gods but the balance must be accounted for eventually! Use with caution!]]

>>98994
That skeleton is moving. THAT SECOND CIRCLE WASN'T THERE BEFORE.

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>>98994
CRUSH IT

>>98994
What if he tried to store up bad luck so that he could get good luck for the future? Could that possibly work? Also, is Green as much of a prick as some other orbs we know?

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>98994
Keep going Ceera. Blow your load in him!

Also, Tali this is an orb that needs to be hung onto and used very rarely.

But you need this, just like you need Ceera balls deep inside of you.

>>99014
>Also, is Green as much of a prick as some other orbs we know?
Is Green as much of a prick as the other Green Orb we know?

>>98994
So if we use the green orb to have an item to consequently drift down that could help Tali out, the repercussion would be later losing an item of equal value.

>>98994
>However, it would make something bad happen on an equal scale!
>So, after he won the lottery he would file for bankruptcy somewhere down the line
Does that take into account the value increase caused by composite interests of money?

>>98994
so orange, how dangerous is whatever beneath the sand?

>>98994
So... if he used it to get unstuck, he would get stuck in something else later on? How much Karma does he get for killing himself with icecream?

>>98994
Impregnate Ceera with it. The consequences are obvious and worth it.

>>98994
Sounds lame, let's just leave it.

That would have been nice to know before we ended up down here.

>>99044
That would kill Ceera you fuck. For every good action there's a bad reaction.

>>98662
Everyone did.

>>98994
Good news. It's not a cursed orb, it just helps you succeed at any task, only to backfire later and ruin your life. Like us, except with presumably far less lewdness!

Also, there might be something down here. Good thing we can mind control nonsapients; And if it is sapient, we can just seduce them, and have them place us in their orifice(s).

>>98994
Those are eyes and a mouth

That thing is a genius loci

>>98994
ITS SMILING!!!

>>98994
Contact the ground

>>99103
>>99087
>>99066
>>99036
>>99012

Its probably some kind of angler or Sandshark Undine. Clearly nothing to worry about. Ahah ahahaha...

So basically we just need to figure out a way to used in a karmically neutral manner and it's free to use.

>>99127
what if we use it karmic-negatively? aka make it make tali stub his toe?
then something slightly nice will happen later.

Are ghosts a thing in that setting?

Maybe someone used it to survive being underwater but died of starvation as a result?

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"Seriously, will you please just-!"

>She casts a spell. The rocks turn to talc and crumble completely with another hard push.
>Tali bursts out of the hole and is floating in open water once more.

"<Spoilsport>"

>>99036
===That would be a sandworm. Threat of 58. Very deadly. Always hungry.
Hmm
That may be a problem.===

tali, comfy burst, full power!

>>99157
Just comfy it Tali

So basically if you say "I want to move 10 centimeters forward." the orb will allow you to do that succesfully with the cost of later having to move 10 centimeters backwards?

As long as you give it very specific orders, it should be pretty safe to use.

>>99157
PICK UP THE GREEN ORB AND WISH THE SAND WORM DEAD BEFORE YOU FUCKING DIE, TALI

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>99157
Comfy it to sleep. COMFY IT TO SLEEP.

Then grab your new orb and us and lets go.

And you owe Ceera a serious time pounding your backdoor until you beg for more, after all she's done for you, dude.

>>99157
Apply comfy.
It's surely been lonely down there.

>>99157
RIDE THE WORM

>>99157
Make the sandworm SUPER comfy. Like, foodcoma-level comfy.

>>99157
Comfy away it's hunger! It might not eat you if it doesn't feel hungry!

>>99163
>>99164
What part of Always dont you guys understand? Even when comfy it is hungry!

>>99157
Combat spells!

Be like the humble Sea lamprey, Tali!

FREAKY FISH FACT!
The Sealamprey defends against preadators by fireing protein pelets into the water surrounding its body, turning the salt water to mucus and suffocating the would be predator.

Do the same thing but with magic instead of protein and icecream instead of Mucus.

>>99157
Glamour yourself, grab the Blue Orb, and leave.

>>99157
make the sandworm unconscious

collect green orb

use green orb to collect Lily

>>99157
>Always hungry
Let's ride a rainbow made out of icecream into friendship.
Apply comfy and cast some icecream magic into your surroundings to help it's hunger.

>>99157
Tali! Remember there is always a bigger fish.
So cast Summon: Bigger Fish.

>>99223
>use green orb to collect Lily
Wouldn't that mean we'd have to send her back eventually?

>>99157
Apply comfy magic to worm, so its hole feels really nice and it doesn't want to pull out. Then it won't feel like attacking you.

Also apply glamour to self, to blend in with the water. Or appear inedible and nonthreatening, so it doesn't want to eat you.

You've got this, Tali. Your natural magic will do fine.

Make it comfy and use a mana crystal to make as much icecream as you can.

Forgot you can't cast spells underwater without inscribing them to flesh.

>>99243
No. Just something equivalent. So we send the other Lily.

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>>99157
Meanwhile, back at the school...

>>99265
But then we wouldn't have Two Lily, thus making it pointless. We need Two Lily.

>>99280
what the hell did you do?!?!

>>99157
Blue orb mental messaging activate
If you take those two back to surface, we'll get you a boatload of icecream.

>>99280
Honey I shrunk the students.

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>Tali sees the thing emerge from the ground and in a panic begins casting comfy magic at it. The creature slows down a bit but still moves to Tali, with a very comfy look on it's face though.

"C-Ceera! Make ice cream!"

"<We're underwater. I could use the water as a poor base for it but it would just...>"

"Do it!"

>She shrugs and makes a bunch of ice cream. In her mind she already had come up with a thousand spells to destroy the creature but... When the ice cream is summoned the sandworm begins devouring it. As much as he eats, Ceera creates. It gets to the point where even the ceer is running out of power. But, that combined with Tali's comfy magic finally take's it's toll and the creature falls to the floor, it's eyes closed. Tali quickly swims forward and grabs the two orbs.

We are NEVER going into mysterious tunnels EVER again!

EVER!

I don't care WHAT you guys call me!
Treasure is not worth this!

1/2

>>99299
She listen to us on twitter obviously

>>99313
You're still a pussy, Tali.

>>99313
SHRINK THE WORM

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>>99313
>Tali eventually catches back up to Ninety-Nine Copper. The girl has a new cannon in her hand.

"Tali! We met with a mermaid and she asked me if I dropped this. We said no so she gave it to us along with a thousand Alm! Then she vanishes and there was music!"

>>99157
Oh Leto, God Emperor of Arrakis.
It is time for you to rise from your slumber and once again lead humanity on the golden path!

>>99313
T.R.E.A.S.U.R.E.

Whats abit of danger for that goddamn looot~

>>99327

YES, PET.

>>99313
Touch fluffy worm

>>99332
99c is a good girl.

>>99313
You're fine. Now go kiss your savior.
>>99332
Take the weapon for your dragon hoard and visit the city with them. Oh, better yet, go ask Vendal for a tour.

>>99332
Remove Seal?
What would we use that for?

>>99332
wait a second... tali tell the green orb to stop all actions.

also get out of the water.

>>99332
Ask 99c where she keep finding these

>>99332
So the green orb arranged a 99c rescue in case things went really wrong?

>>99332
That's a shrink ray right?

Examine with nerd orb

>>99314
oh right... she has one of those

>>99365
which is bad, 99c is gonna get a karmic slap.

>>99332
Did 99c just rattle off a long, intricate, and energetic sentence? That's new.

>>99313
Bitch yes it is.

>>99313
I've asked Gears for the shrinking spell. Let's bring this icecream worm back home.

>>99332
orange, what does cannon do?

>>99332
We should test that bad boy out on something.

Also before I forget.
MOTHER'S DAY Freaky Fish Fact!
Mother fish of the cichlid species protect their young by giving them safe harbor in their mouths.

>>99383
Not 99c, crap did we do it?

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>99332
Congratulate her, tali. She also had good things happen to her.

Also, again, your butt belongs to Ceera tonight. All night. Accept it. You owe her. big.

>>99332
Okay, something weird is going on here. Tali make sure Green orb isn't doing Green orb shit, or you're hallucinating or something.

>>99332
REMEMBER TO GRAB THE GREEN ORB

oh and don't use it, it can give you anything you want but it will fuck you over down the line. Like you could us it to steal every secret of the school but it would probably set the price that the school will find out that you've been lying to them and react in the most horrible way and kill you. So yeah basically cursed but could still be useful if used for small things.

>>99332

It's a legend of Zelda reference.

>>99332
Lets show greenie who's boss around these parts

>>99403
Yea, you don't have a choice here. Ceera gets the ass she saved.

>>99433
It's a reference to the old tale "mermaid and the woodcutter."

>>99414
use it negatively. make it stub your toe every day to build up positive karma

>>99433
Its actually a reference to an ancient Japanese legend of the lady in the lake. A woodsman drops in a busted old axe and she appears holding up a gold axe, a silver axe, and asks which he dropped in, he says neither and for his honesty she gives him all three.

>>99332
Wow, 99c has been impossibly lucky today. Does she have any artifacts on her that we don't know about?

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>Tali scans the cannon real quick.

[[[It's used to violently break down locks. While using it may be explosive it can open just about anything out there. Threat Level 1]]]

That looks good.

>He checks out his new Orb.

***Greetings, New Master. Effects are all reset now. Would you like me to assist you with something today? Remember, the sky is the limit.***

>>99466
Ask the orb for a turkey sandwich.

>>99466
Shut that thing off before you wish for something bad, Tali! Like orange, only use it if you really have to.

>>99466
>Greetings, New Master. Effects are all reset now. Would you like me to assist you with something today? Remember, the sky is the limit.
naw, we're good for now.

>>99466
Let us negotiate with this bastard

>>99466
remember, ask for mild negatives to build up karma for anything good.

actually, ask it for costs.

>>99466
Quick, anal sex with Ceera.

>>99466
Ask it to make you an omnipotent god. Then use your new powers to avoid the consequences.

>>99380
Blame Pleione for giving her the idea

>>99466
Cast Ceer's Ceer Magic Destroying spell in all directions. Things have gotten weird and I expect foul play.
Can't you sense comfy magic now, Tali? Did we like get caught in a trap that made us fall asleep?

>>99466
BEGIN SHADOWRUN PROTOCOL

>>99466
Ask it if comes with an inbuilt system to estimate the level of karmic influence required prior to initiating any actions.

>>99487
Cmon, man, 99c is right there.

>>99466
Anal Sex with 99c

>>99466
Don't fall for it Tali. This guy is up to no good.

Make one wish and the next thing you know its permanant detention, or Ceera winds up heading back to Ceer town, or worse! You lose the ability to look like a girl!

>>99466
Don't use it for anything now. I can't think of something that would be worth the risk.

What effects were active before it reset?

>>99539
Sorry, you're right.
>>99487
>>99466
Quick, anal sex with 99c.

>>99552
which is why i say ask for mild anti-wishes. if tali wishes to stub his toe then later something mildly pleasant will happen.

>>99466
Ask it what the price would be for being able to safely change sexes at will.

>>99572
Wouldn't that make Tali a Ceer then?

>>99466

I wonder what happens if you ask it to immediately as of this request cancel any karmic redistribution effects associated with its use, as in, from the moment this command has come fully formed from our lips, it must abide by the specific spirit and letter of the wish to the satisfaction of the owner with no attempt on its part or any of its subsidiaries to cause backlash, and to act against the interests of hitherto undisclosed parties that might attempt to assume those duties in its stead.

>>99644
the problem is it probably doesn't cause the backlash. it causes something to happen and karma notices the person has it TOO good so karma attacks them.

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"What was active before?"

***Protection from danger. I kept it going as long as I could, New Master, but the scales must be balanced eventually. Understand, it is not I who enact the 'punishments. I can not do that. I merely manipulate probability. But the more I steer it one way the harder it wants to go back to where it was. What happens after that is beyond my control. I will warn you of what -could- potentially happen and that's just because I don't make it happen myself. The scales must always be balanced.***

Hmmm.

Yeah.

Not gonna use that.

Going to the beach.

>And he does just that, taking Ninety-Nine and Ceera with him to the beach that the Queen had mentioned. As it gets darker the night sky only enhances the beauty of the place. The moon catches the sand in just the right way and it seems to sparkle like the night sky.

"<It's beautiful>"

"Yeah... What do you think, Ninety-Nine?"

"..."

>Ninety-Nine is staring at Tali.

1/2

>>99664

So negative karma keeps slamming down on top of the person until the orb reaches a critical point of saturation where it can no longer offload the backlash, resulting in a cumulative destructive effect.

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"You look weird." She says.

>Tali looks at himself.
>His glamour is gone.

>>99685
99c going for the kiss?
WHOAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>99686
>>99685

Got it in one.

>>99692

PANIC

>>99692
PANIC PANIC PANIC
CEERA DID SOMETHING TO US WITH THAT SPELL OF HERS

>>99686
What if we could find a way to siphon off the negative karma into like, bottles?

>>99692
Well fuck, Abandon Ship! Check with the orb to see if we're experiencing residual karmic feedback from the last owner.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>99692
>>99685
Sit her down and be honest with her. She deserves that much. She's not stupid, nor is she untrustworthy.

Win her over to team Tali.

>>99692
Tell 99c about your new glamour magic and how you just gave yourself the appearance of a delicious brown elf.

>>99692
Shrug and say magic stuff

Prob the magic in the water turned it off

We can just glamour ourselves back again anyway

>>99692
crap, the crystals of the beach have disrupted your glamour, you look like a boy.

time to induct 99c into the secret society of knowing you are a boy.

>>99727
WOW

THIS IS GOING TO BE !FUN!

>>99692
Oh no! Something must have happened to make you look like a boy despite the fact that you are most definitely a girl!

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>99727

The dice disavow honesty.

>>99692
Tell her it's a beauty treatment that went wrong. You should be back to normal tomorrow.

>>99692
Oh dear. Ninety-Nine probably won't tell anyone, but make sure nobody else is around.

>>99727
it is a beautiful day to be burning in hell.

>>99751
WOW

DOUBLE 1'S NOW

>>99734
>time to induct 99c into the secret society of knowing you are a boy.
But hasn't Tali fucked every other female members of that club?

>>99692
Elf pride worldwide.

>>99734
She knew we're a boy. I'm pretty sure we told her when we went to get sammiches. She also knew he was an elf.

>>99768
>>99692
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>>99765
No, he has not.

>>99765
Nope, not Anita.

>>99692
blame on some weird magic from the cave, say it will probably were off soon, turn glamour back on.

>>99770
I don't think we told her the part about him being a boy, but I'm not entirely certain.

>>99692
At least you wore pants today!
Now to pass yourself as a very flat elf female with hideous fears of human racism.

>>99692

Out with it, boy!

>>99770
>>99808
We definitely told her Tali's an elf, but I don't think she noticed any of the boy comments.

>>99692
Tell her that you're a night elf.

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"I... It's uh... Uhm... W-well, you see...."

>Ceera reaches down and picks up a bigger piece of the crystal.

"<Ah... We made this... To stop the elves natural magic... You'll be like this for a few hours, Tali. Sorry about that. It wasn't me specifically but... It seems my people have been making your life more and more difficult.>"

Oh god
I can't do the thing I'm best at.
What am I good for now!?

Do I tell Ninety-Nine the truth or just... Use another lie!?