Fantastic.

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>>966693
>made friends with a dangerous shark (no, not Jane.)

>>966693
Glad to have you back! Good to see you paying attention to the pastebin, but you forgot laki's meowth and it still implies Hana has two bio-arms. Smut was just up my alley, love the fantasybin.

>>966693
Laki for cutest grill

>>966730
seconded.

>>966693
>made friends with a dangerous shark (no, not Jane.)
Toppest of keks

>>966693
Now, if only I wasn't headed to town to the optometrist.

I'll try and keep a tab open on my tablet though.

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>>966723
[Thanks! Fixed]

>>966742
Also needs Val's Pikipek. Hana's description update is nice.

You know what we need to do?
MORE FISHING

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You follow Laki. You’re going to meet up with Keira, she says. You didn’t have anything else planned, so you don’t see why not. She’s been spacing out a bit and acting funny, but maybe that’s normal for her sometimes. She volunteered to help with dinner though, so that’s nice.

You guess it’ll be time to start your adventure in full soon. Leave the island and explore everywhere else. You try to remember what little you had time to learn when your family started packing up and moving here, and everything else you’ve picked up.

“Oh yeah.” Laki says and stops. She grabs a wad of money and stuffs it into your shorts pocket. You try not to leap, but you leap a little. “Relax, Soft Hands. It’s not boytoy money. It’s for food. You’re always cooking and everything, so you know. I should pitch in. Or whatever.”

“That’s a lot, though.”

“I plan on eating a lot.” She pats her belly. If you can call that washboard she has a belly, and punches you in the shoulder and turns around to keep walking.

>Tell her you can’t accept this
>Thanks!
>Try to sneak it back into her pocket
>Insist on only half
>Something else

>>966758
>Insist on only half

>>966758
>Thanks!
Pls no beatings.

>>966758
>Insist on only half

Let's be Heston and make gold out of mundane ingredients.

>>966758
Try to sneak half back in her pocket, then insist we only keep half of what we don't sneak into her pocket.

We don't need to be paid to cook. Cooking is payment in itself.

>>966758
>Insist on only half

Also, it should be
>She pats her belly, if you can call it a belly,...

>>966758
>thanks!

>>966758
>>Thanks!
>Insist on only half

No need to be sneaky.

>>966758
>>Insist on only half

>>966758
Also, punch her in the shoulder back, but be incredibly awkward about it.

>>966758
>Insist on only half

>>966758
>Thanks!
So that pastebin was pretty canon then, huh?

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>>966768

>>966777
It was 100% canon

>>966758
>Thanks

Btw Gobble, fantastic job on the latest pastebin

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>>966777
[100%]

>>966758
>Thanks!

We should trust that she knows how much she's giving us. If it feels like a lot, remember that we might be doing this for a while.

>>966758
>>Thanks!
Our funds are not infinite. We feed Gobble.
Extra money is appreciated.

>>966758
Seconding
>>966773

>>966758
>Thanks!

>>966782
Agreed. I think one of my favorite parts was that even in a fantasy, Herb still corrected her over calling his swimming trunks shorts instead.

>>966779
Disneyface

>>966783
The only way Laki could be better is if she had a chest like Maylene instead of monster melons.

>>966793
Christ you DFC guys are so deluded

>>966797
Flat's ok. I prefer smallish. Palm fitting and firm.

>>966803
still kinda deluded, not as bad, but still

>>966758
>Try to sneak it back into her pocket

>>966805
I like breasts that bounce, not flop.

>>966803
>>966805
You are both deluded. All breast sizes are beautiful. All that matters is the breasts fit the body.

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>>966817
This anon speaks truth

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>>966693
I'm not even a huge Laki fan, but that lewdbin made me like her more. Thanks for the early Christmas gift, Gobble.

>>966817
Whoa buddy, who said anything about them not being beautiful? I just stated my preference.

No joy on the trees. I'll try a chain.

>>966803
Agreed.

>>966851
You'll get there someday my friend

>>966861
Statistics and probability say as much.

>>966803
Top tier taste anon
>>966833
Same, but still not best girl

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“You’re sure?” You take it out to make sure she sees it.

She puts her hands on her hips. “Do I look like the kind of girl that does anything she’s not sure about? Take the money, Soft Hands. If you think it’s too much, then hurry up and heal those hands so you can work it off.”

“Thanks.” You feel uneasy. You playfully reach out to punch her in the shoulder. Your hand brushes boob before reaching it’s target.

“Sorry.” You look away. Oh man.

“Not the typing of working it off I meant, Soft Hands.” You can hear the grin in her voice. “Relax. I know you don’t have the guts to try that on purpose.” She taunts.

You want to object, but you think better of it.

“Herb!” Keira runs over and wraps her arms and legs around you. You barely stay standing up. She slithers off of you.

“Ready?” She smiles up at you through a fresh, thick layer of face paint. She looks more preistly than usual.

“Ready for what?”

“To go to the temple before we go to Eelilee. Come on! Let’s go let’s go!”

>What’s the rush? Let’s have dinner first
>What’s at the temple?
>Just go. You’ll figure it out when you get there
>Ask her about the bone hair clip
>Something else

>>966888
>What’s the rush? Let’s have dinner first
Gobble needs to eat.
>What’s at the temple?
>Ask Laki to come.


We need to find some way to work calling her cute into a conversation.

>>966888
>>Just go. You’ll figure it out when you get there

>>966888
>What’s at the temple?

>>966888
>What’s the rush? Let’s have dinner first
If she insist
>Just go. You’ll figure it out when you get there

>>966888
>>Just go. You’ll figure it out when you get there

Keira Koala

>>966869
>>966833
Who is best girl if not Laki?
>>966888
>What’s the rush? Let’s have dinner first
>What’s at the temple?

>>966888
>What's at the Temple?

>>966888
>Just go. You’ll figure it out when you get there
HIDE HAIR CLIP! Also find out why HERESY! is a thing round these parts.

>>966888
>>Just go. You’ll figure it out when you get there

>>966888
>What’s at the temple?


>"Relax. I know you don’t have the guts to try that on purpose.” She taunts.
One of these days we'll surprise her. and on that day I suggest going full motorboat

Okay, I'm a lot more tired than I thought I was, good night everyone.

>>966888
>What’s at the temple?

>What’s the rush? Let’s have dinner first

>>966888
>What's at the temple?
Also, let's remember to look up the bone clips on our own, since they're sensitive in a certain way.

inb4 Polu is a trainee necromancer or secret Normal priest or some shit

>>966888
>>Just go. You’ll figure it out when you get there

>>966904
The one who gives you a boner in your heart, not just your pants

So Kiera

>>966888
>What’s the rush? Let’s have dinner first

>>966904
Keira is the best girl, obviously.

>>966904
It's a tie between Keira and Hana. Not that Laki isn't great or anything, but she's not the best

>>966923
But Laki gives me a heart boner and Kiera doesn't at all. I actually find her kind of annoying.

>>966923
Attempted rapists don't give boners in hearts, they steal them from hearts.

>>966888
>Just go. You'll figure it out when you get there

>>966888
>Just go. You’ll figure it out when you get there

Time for surprises!

>>966914
Goodnight honey!

>>966923
But laki gave me a heart boner. So her I guess

>>966911
>"Relax. I know you don’t have the guts to try that on purpose.” She taunts.
>One of these days we'll surprise her. and on that day I suggest going full motorboat
This.

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>>966914
[Thanks for coming. Sleep well]

>>966833
[Thanks]

>>966928
life must be difficult without a sense of taste

At least you're not the guy that wants to murder her, right?

>>966930
I agree. I just disagree with the meme that Keira is a rapist.

>>966942
I don't think anyone's said they want to murder anyone. Except Jane. I wouldn't be upset if Jane got hit by a bus.

>>966935
I think Laki and Hana are the most interesting and deep characters. Keira's ok in doses, but I don't want to be around her all the time.

Haven't seen enough of Valerie to fully judge, but I don't feel especially inclined to go out of my way to give her more time, either.

Jane's fun.

>>966944
Well duh. It's only rape if it's penetrative. She only molested Herb.

>>966944
Attempted. She was unsuccessful. Molester's more accurate.

>>966953
>>966954
I'm genuinely amazed this meme is being taken seriously. Wow.

>>966941
I really didn't like Plumeria when she was revealed. But now that I've encountered her in game, she's grown on me.

>>966957
Probably because it's true. She literally touched someone's genitals while they were unconscious and didn't have permission. Maybe it's not that big a deal in context (Dunno about that, we'd have to see how Herb reacts if he finds out), but it's literally what happened.

>>966949
One guy in the early threads was violently against Kiera, with some pretty specific ways he would hurt her

A number of people recommended therapy or those squeeze dolls

>>966957
Because it's a thing that happened.

>>966966
>>966973
I was under the impression that was a noncanon pastebin.

>>966976
Nope. Pastebin detailed how she washed her face in the rain. In the thread she woke up without paint, and acted weird a bit too. I think I remember hobble calling canon too.

>>966976
Unfortunately, it's not.

>>966966
>>966973
Masturbating while someone else is sleeping next to you isn't rape. Is touching someone's junk while they're asleep the right thing to do? Probably not. Is it equivalent to rape or molestation? Obviously not.

It's super not a big deal. This is a coming of age story about a bunch of horny kids having awkward sexual awakenings, with some pokemon stuff thrown in for setting and lore. If Keira awkwardly touching Herb while he's asleep for a sec, then stopping, is enough to make you freak out and call her a molester, then Laki groping Valerie in front of Herb must have really set you off.

Neither of those situations were a big deal. Ya'll need to chill.

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>>967004
>molestation is really not a big deal guys, srsly

>>967004
I dunno, I'm on my third glass of wine, I could be convinced she's a molester if they try hard enough.

>>967004
except that she masturbated by rubbing herself on Herb's dick, not with her fingers. It could have become penetration pretty easily.

I don't actually care that much, I'm not invested in this. I just don't like acting like it was nothing, when people have gotten in alot of trouble for less.

>>967008
Do you think herb would make a big deal about it. If the answer is no then its not a big deal. If yes then its a huge deal. Personally I think Herb would be a bit embarrassed but not mad.

>>967004
Touching someone's sex organs without their consent is a big deal anon

No matter how you spin it it's a bad thing to do especially when you do that to a child

>>967004
>You’re not rubbing against his thing anymore, you’re sliding. It’s wetter there than outside.

She wasn't just "touching" him bro

>>967008
You're not very good at reading, are you?

>>967009
I mean, you'd kind of have to be in order to be convinced at this point. It's silly how far people took the initial post about it, which was pretty clearly a joke in the first place, and was originally treated as such.

People will look for any excuse to try and discredit the girl they like the least.

>>967026
Exactly.

>>967024
>>967026
>>967027
>>967028
Too be fair, it was kinda hot

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>>967004
>Ya'll need to chill.
You're the one flipping out and trying to downplay molestation because it's an inconvenient truth about your waifu, anon.

>>967032
>>967028
Good enough at reading to comprehend her fondling and rubbing away at Herb's junk without his permission.

>>967032
>>967033

That's the thing it's a lewdbin in a quest so no one cares and most of us probably thought it was hot, but like say murdering people in another quest just cause we did it or liked here doesn't actually make it an okay thing dude, so lets just drop this alright?

>>966888
>You playfully reach out to punch her in the shoulder. Your hand brushes boob before reaching it’s target.
I don't think we could sew worth a shit if our hand/eye coordination is that bad.

>>967038
Nah, not really.

Seriously, you guys, this is silly. Just read this post if you want to see a reasonable reaction to this:
>>967026

>>967063
Sure, that's reasonable IC. But we're not talking IC, and personally, Keira being a molester has assassinated her character to me.

>>967058
She probably thrust her chest out and Herb's just interpreting it as his fuck up.

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You decide to just go with it. But as you move, you toss Gobble a few raw ingredients. It’s a bit unflattering how much he likes those. You know that’s what Munchlax are supposed to be like, but it makes your cooking feel just a little less special. But you think back to him savoring your food before and your ego is restored.

“You ever been to a temple?” Laki asks.

You shake your head.

“Do what I do and not what Keira does. And be respectful. Oh yeah, if they offer you anything, refuse two times before accepting. If you offer them something, insist until they refuse three times or take it.”

The path there is clear, but there are nearly solid walls of trees on either side. You arrive at the large wooden building in a large clearing. It sits on the ledge of a ravine. Wires run down to a small generator getting power from the water.

Gobble leans on his legs and pants. Maybe feeding him while you traveled wasn’t the best idea. He gives a thumbs up.

“I got in touch ahead of time.” Keira spins in front of you and Laki. “We’re all getting a shard! I told them about the Slugmas and the Pichu.”

“But I really didn’t do much for the Pichu.” Laki says, looking a bit uncomfortable.


>But you helped cause the Pichu problem
>Thanks, Keira!
>I thought the island itself gives them to people
>Something else

>>967068
I can imagine that Herb wasn't looking because he's too awkward about shoulder punching someone, and that Laki would take advantage of him looking away tomake it even more awkward for him.

>>967071
>>But you helped cause the Pichu problem
>>Thanks, Keira!

>>967067
>But we're not talking IC

Then you're not quite doing it right.

>Thanks, Keira!

>>967071
>>But you helped cause the Pichu problem

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>>967071
>>I thought the island itself gives them to people

>>967071
>But you helped cause the Pichu problem

>>967071
>But you helped cause the Pichu problem

>>967071
>But you helped cause the Pichu problem
>I thought the island itself gives them to people

>>967004
>It's super not a big deal. This is a coming of age story about a bunch of horny kids having awkward sexual awakenings
I don't remember sexually assaulting other children being a normal things kids do when growing up.

>>967071
>>But you helped cause the Pichu problem

>>967071
>>But you helped cause the Pichu problem

>>967058
It's type disadvantage with ladies. Herbs attempts 'are not that effective' just yet

>>967071
>Gobble leans on his legs and pants. Maybe feeding him while you traveled wasn’t the best idea. He gives a thumbs up.
I love Gobble.

>But you helped cause the Pichu problem.

>>967071
>Thanks, Keira!
>Laki you did more than you give yourself credit for! They don't just give these out to anybody!

>>967071
Meant to quote this post.

>Thanks, Keira!

>>967071
>But you helped cause the Pichu problem

>>967071
>Thanks, Keira!

>>967071
>I thought the island itself gives them to people.

What's the great split anyways? I have an inkling, but it'd be nice to have confirmation.

>>967071
>>But you helped cause the Pichu problem

>>967079
>Then you're not quite doing it right.
Unless it's an argument about a vote, it doesn't need to be IC.

>>967071
>Thanks, Keira!
Doesn't the first option imply she created the problem in the first place or am I just retarded?

>>967071
>You helped cause the Pichu problem, but you are grateful for the gesture.
>Thanks, Keira

>>967108
Herb's saying that /he/ did it and is still being rewarded.

>>967088
Then your memory is fuzzy

Kids definitely grab ass, pants each other, and generally do really stupid shit.

>>967071
>But you helped cause the Pichu problem

>>967108
it implies we Herb did. Which he kind of did.

>>967071
>>But you helped cause the Pichu problem

>>967108
It's 'you' as in us. Herb.

>>967118
I guess I didn't grow up in a shithole surrounded by future rapists, cause none of that shit happened.

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>>967121
>>967120
>>967108
[My bad]

>>967088
If you count this as sexual assault, then you are very silly.

>>967107
It does if you want the argument to make any sort of sense, but if you don't care about that, then I guess you've got me there.

>>967118
Hey, another reasonable person. I knew they had to be somewhere around here.

>>967108
It's saying we caused the problem. But I disagree.

Poor parenting and a stupid kid caused the issue.

>>967115
>>967120
>>967121
>>967137
Oh yeah, didn't realise Herb was referring to himself.

>>967131
It's fine Gobble, I was just having a brainfart moment.

>>967137
pretty much this. I'm sick of Herb taking the blame, but I guess that's part of our bad luck *shrugs*

>>967130
>equating kids doing stupid shit like panting each other to being future rapists

Quit while you're ahead, Anon. It's clearly all downhill from here.

>>967136
>If you count this as sexual assault, then you are very silly.
It's not even a matter of opinion.

>It does if you want the argument to make any sort of sense
Except we're arguing over how we, OOC, perceive the character and what her actions are, not actually an IC opinion on anything or anyone. At least that's what I was arguing over.

>>967152
They weren't painting each other. She was fondling his junk while he was asleep. I get that she's your waifu and it was a smutbin so other anon needs to chill out.

But it would count as sexual assault if brought before a court.

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Can we just get along and agree to disagree?

>>967176
That's a present I'd love to unwrap

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>>967176

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>>967176
yep, everyone remember why we're here

Gobble posts butts

>>967161
It's sexual assault if he was unwilling. Since Herb doesn't know about it yet - and may never find out - we can only guess based on his personality, which means he very likely wouldn't be unwilling; embarrassed, sure, but not unwilling. There's a big difference between "He didn't explicitly say yes" and "He said no".

>>967162
Nah, me liking Keira isn't the basis of my argument. Obviously I have a vested interest in her being viewed positively, but I'd be doing this if Laki or Jane had been the ones who fondled Herb, instead.

I just think it's kind of ridiculous how much this has been blown out of proportion, and how much absurd equivocation some people are doing.

>>967176
I sure hope so. Pictures like that might give us a fighting chance after all.

>>967193
It's absolutely been blown out of proportion. Because it was just a bin.

If he was unconscious he has no capacity to consent. If Herb was a woman and Kiera was a local male priest who had decided to do the same thing while Herb was out cold you wouldn't have difficulty in seeing why it's sexual assault.

>>967176
>agree to disagree on a matter that is clearly defined by law as a crime
Face it Keirafags, she's criminal scum.

>>967203
I like Laki more, I just don't want people to keep arguing about it.

>>967193
What country do you live in?

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>>967199
most of the characters would be horrible if they were genderswapped. Laki is physically abusive, Keira molested Herb, Jane is an asshole, and so on

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>>967193
>>967199
>>967203
Please, at least save this crap for post-thread

>>967199
Well, yeah, he would be an adult. She is legally a child, so that would be statutory rape.

Keira and Herb are both underage, so that doesn't apply. What's hard about this?

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I banish thee!

>>967211
Its still sexual assault.
Them both being underage doesn't not make it a crime.

At this point I am less and less concerned about what people think Keira did and more and more concerned about this anons views on the law about sexual assault and molestation

>>967210
Or better yet, not at all.

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Keira turns to Laki. “You were essential with the Slugma breaking into the forest, and you took it on yourself to help the Wailmer.”

You guess that’s true, but the details seem lacking.

“I helped caused the Pichu problem. I don’t know if I deserve anything for that.”

“Did you do it on purpose?”

“Well, no.”

“Did you do anything negligent? Would you blame someone that wasn't you if they did it?” Her vocabulary sure is less casual around here. You guess she wants to look more professional in front of her...peers? Bosses? Underlings? You really don’t know much about this place.

“Well, I guess not.”

She smiles brightly. “There you go. Not your fault.” She reaches to pat you, but keeps her hand back.

“Thanks, Keira.”

“Ah. You’ve arrived much earlier than expected” A man with large, elaborately decorated hair in robes approaches from the temple. “Priestess Keira.” He clasps his hands and dips his head in a bow.

She clasps her hands, closes her eyes, and bows back. “Brother Hoon.”

You’re unsure if one outranks the other from that, but it seems like Brother Hoon.

“Welcome to Sayeng Temple.” He bows to Laki, but not nearly as low. She bows almost enough to fall forward.

“And you must be John.” He offers you a hand to shake. “This is your greeting, isn’t it?”

>Shake it
>Bow deeply, like Laki
>Something else

>>967215
you can't banish me hex maniac!

>>967226
>Shake it

>>967226
>Shake it

>>967226
>>Shake it
>>Bow deeply, like Laki

In that order

>>967226
>Shake it
>Bow deeply, like Laki
Dither a bit over which one you're supposed to do.

>>967226
>Shake it
>>Bow deeply, like Laki
Covering all the bases

>>967226
>Shake it

Was going to say 'when in Rome' but I kind of like being the stupid foreigner.

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>>967226
>>Shake it
He offered it, it would be awkward to leave him hanging

>>967226
>Bow deeply, like Laki
She said to follow her lead, let's not fuck this up

Are we supposed to thrice-refuse things like extended hands? Compliments? Or just, like, food?

>>967221
Agreed.

>>967243
is that a hint of nudity?
IN MY PURE CHRISTIAN IMAGE BOARD!?

>>967226
>>Shake it

>>967226
>>Shake it
>>Bow deeply, like Laki

Kinda like the president does in some countries

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>>967252
Nope

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>>967243
might want to use this one instead anon

>Shake it
He's trying and that's nice

>>967226
>>Shake it
>>Bow deeply, like Laki

Laki is too cute

But seriously, time to pack it in, guys. If we've reached a point where arguments - bad as they are - have been replaced with people pretending to be concerned over my views on sexual assault, I think that's a sign the argument has gone way further than it should have.

Shine on, you crazy people.

>>967226
>Bow deeply, like Laki

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>>967243
There's no such thing as bad discussion as long as people don't try to insult each other.

>>967226
Deleted previous vote >>967243
In order
>Shake it
>Bow deeply, like Laki

>>967268
I'm inclined to agree, but we've reached a point where people are doing exactly that, so I think it counts as a bad argument now.

>>967226
>shake it
>>967221
Totally agree with that statement

Morales on 4chan in general is really backwards

>>967226
>Shake it
>Bow deeply, like Laki

He's being accepting of our culture, may as well show the same.

>>967266
It was kind of worrying

[Roll me some 1d100's, please]

Changing >>967247 to Backing >>967258

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>967286
Rawlin

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>967286
k?

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>967286
R-R-R-REV UP THOSE 1s!

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>967286

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>967286

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>967286

>>967286
>>967291
No drama today Gobble

>>967305
I hope my mojo from yesterday is still going tonight.

>>967283
>kids do stupid shit sometimes
>especially when it comes to sex stuff
>this is not the same as rape, and shouldn't be blown out of proportion
>thread goes on to do exactly that
>"Man, that guy sure was worrying, what with not wanting to call someone a rapist for all that rape they didn't commit.."

If this really does worry you, then I guess I don't know what to tell you, man. I think you guys are going to feel pretty silly when this comes up in character and Herb totally brushes this off like it was nothing, just like he does with almost everything else.

Or maybe he won't, and he'll feel like she totally betrayed his trust. If that's the direction it goes, you guys will have been totally right, and I'll have no problem admitting that.

Either way, saying you're concerned about someone who isn't letting OOC baggage change their mind is pretty silly.

>>967347
Except for the fact that it was one touching the other parties dick without there consent while they slept but that doesn't matter right now

I agree with everything else

>>967347
>sexual assault/molestation isn't a big deal
Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Now, if she had done this with him awake and being ok with it? That's ok-ish.
But that isn't what happened.

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>>967357
>>967356
YAMERO!

You're discussing the legal ramifications of a fictional character masturbating on/with another fictional character, stop acting like it's the end of the damn world!

Fuck, I forgot to turn off battle animations before chaining dittos.

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Quick how does Herb take his hot dog?

>>967363
When you accept that what she did was a crime, then we can stop.

>>967363
Sick get

Anyways yeah we should probably save this stuff for the post thread

Alright, lemme put my two cents in. Kiera is underage, as well as Herb. Kiera is confused about sexuality and what is and isn't okay. Am I saying it wasn't sexual assault? No. It is. But the fact is that she didn't know it wasn't okay to do. That doesn't make it okay, but it also can't make her the worst person in the world. She's been a priestess and has never witnessed anything of the sort. Yes, it was wrong (but kinda hot), but she can't be deemed the worst person in the world. Also, it was a bin, so don't take it seriously.

>>967374
With Ketchup or Mustard. Or both.

>>967374
I want to say onions and mustard?

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>>967375
Just shut the fuck up and move on.
>>967381
Shush

>>967374
However he wants it at the time

>>967374
>liking hot dogs
Shit taste fampai

You know, all this discussion seems pretty pointless in light of the fact that Keira herself felt bad about it, stopped before orgasm, and resolved that she wouldn't let herself do it again. I mean, what the fuck else do you want? It takes a lot of shame to make you actually stop in the middle and blueball yourself. She's not some depraved abuser, she's a teenager dealing with feelings and urges she hasn't felt before and doesn't know how to handle. She considered it a mistake, not a pleasant experience.

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>>967383
>Ketchup on a hot dog

>>967389
>not liking hot dogs
You ain't even a westerner, are you?

You one of them people from Iraqistan?

>>967374
Ketchup and Mustard, just really high quality hot dogs and a fresh baked bun

>>967374
Ketchup and relish

>>967391
What, I bet you like the generic watery yellow mustard.

>>967357
>>967375
You are very bad at reading comprehension.

>>967390
And you are very reasonable. Let's all let this be the final word, because this was said much more eloquently than what I said.

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>>967391
get the hell out

>>967392
Fuck you mother fucker
I eat a 20 pound hamburger from Mccy Ds with my pet eagle that I'm nursing back to health while shot gunning a bear every day

If I ever found someone eating one of those fake ass pink goo sticks on my property I'm grabbing my shotgun and chasing them off my yard

>>967399
the proper way is chili, mustard, onions, cheese

>>967407
Maybe they meant beefdogs.

>>967391
It's okay to have shit taste anon. That's why people like you are allowed to live.

>>967408
Fuck man. Best for me lately has been bacon, mushroom, onion.

>>967407
>disliking part of the Holy Trinity of the Fourth of July
Blessed be the Burger, the Dog, and the Slaw, in the name of the Uncle, amen.

>>967408
That's a chilidog. It's become a different animal at that point.

>>967421
that does sound good but it needs a sauce on it
try bbq with it or maybe a spicy mustard

>>967408
100% kosher beef, fresh red onion and a little ketchup.

Although I do love a good chili dog every now and then.

>>967407
>not getting hotdogs from your local butcher
>not making sausages with your buddies from fresh venison
I feel sorry for anyone that's never had venison chili with their hotdogs

>>967422
This man speaks the truth.

As for my hotdog preferences, I like mustard, relish, celery salt, onions, and cheese. Gives it a great combination of sweet, salty, and sour.

>>967390
Exactly. She's a child and doesn't understand what is wrong and what isn't, coupled with the fact that she hasn't been in the real world for most of her life. She's not sure what sex is. She's not sure about customs and things that are okay with mainlanders. She doesn't know that doing that isn't something that shouldn't be done. She's a child and has a stunted sexual mind because of her being a priestess. She stopped what she was doing, promised she wasn't going to do it again, and felt suuuuoer bad about it. She doesn't understand what's wrong and right. We can deem what she did disgusting, but we can't ban her to the island (no pun intended) because she has no clue that that wasn't right.
But again, >>it was a bin

>>967429
>celery salt

The hell is that? I know very precious little about seasonings.

>>967428
Oh man, what's preferred pork ratio in your venison sausage?

I like 20/80 personally, it needs the moisture

>>967422
>>967428
Bitchs please, I make my sausage homade made out of
100% pure gator meat

Also slaw is can easily be replaced by potato salad

>>967439
ground celery seeds

>>967439
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celery_salt

It's delicious, that's what it is.

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>>967443
>slaw can easily be replaced by potato salad
I knew it.

You were a skinwalker after all.

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You decide you’re doo both. Shake it, then give a bow. You reach out and grab his hand.

He gives you a firm handshake. After which, you bow deeply

Gobble imitates your bow and falls forward. Eating some dirt. He considers it for a second before deciding it’s not food. You guess you never know until you try it.

He looks at you approvingly. “You’re just as considerate as I’d expect for someone who's helped our island.”

You look to Laki. She mouths “thank you.”

“Thank you.” You say.

“You’re welcome, Laki.” He says.

You look up, worried.

“You’re hardly the first mainlander I’ve met, John. The electric temple here is at the forefront of our region’s developments. Well, we used to be, I suppose. Modern, secular certifications for a modern age, I suppose.” He waves those thoughts away. “This is a temple that is understanding about intent. And energy. Just don’t expect it to be the same at other temples. We’re a more liberal group than most.”

He takes you for a tour of the area. First is the waterwheel. It generates the electricity for the temple and then some. That becomes much more impressive when you’re lead by the workshop, where men in robes tinker with small devices. A boy a little younger than you gets a shock from something he’s working on. You lean over and see it’s an older pokedex.

Brother Hoon stops the tour to inspect in and check his hands. “Always disconnect the power when working on something.”

“Yes, Brother Hoon.” He shakes the pain off his hands.

“John, perhaps you can offer some advice to your junior.” Brother Hood says. Is this a test? You resist the urge to look to Laki or Keira.

>You really don’t know anything about electronics. Sorry.
>Maybe he should be using some of those gloves over there
>Ask what they’re doing. What’s the purpose of this place?
>Offer to lend your Pokedex as a reference
>That looks pretty complicated for a young person. Maybe he should try something simpler, like that other boy
>Something else

>>967456
>>Offer to lend your Pokedex as a reference

>>967456
>>Offer to lend your Pokedex as a reference

>>967452
>Not liking grandmpas homade potato salad
>not listening to his war stories from Vietnam while eating it
>not eating a potato salad every Fourth of July to remind yourself of every war we have participated in
I bet you don't even eat macaroni and cheese on independence day

>>967456
>Offer to lend your Pokedex as a reference

>>967442
We use 20/80 too, gotta get the fat in there

>>967443
never had gator sausage, what's it taste like?

>>967456
>Offer to lend your Pokedex as a reference

>>967456
>Offer to lend your Pokedex as a reference

>>967456
>Offer to lend your Pokedex as a reference

>>967456
>>Offer to lend your Pokedex as a reference

>>967456
>You really don’t know anything about electronics. Sorry.

>>967456
>Maybe he should be using some of those gloves over there

>Gobble imitates your bow and falls forward. Eating some dirt. He considers it for a second before deciding it’s not food. You guess you never know until you try it.
Gobble is so adorable

>>967456
>Offer to lend your pokedex as a reference

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>Brother Hood
[Preemptive butt]

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>>967456
>>Maybe he should be using some of those gloves over there

>>967482
Yet you missed "You decide you're doo both."?

>>967452
>Maybe he should be using some of those gloves over there
>Offer to lend your Pokedex as a reference

>>967456
>>Maybe he should be using some of those gloves over there

>>967456
>>Maybe he should be using some of those gloves over there
Protective gear is a must when you're learning. I mean, i doubt there's all that much charge in there, but any shock is rarely good.

>>967467
I have never eaten macaroni and cheese without wanting to vomit.

>>967456
>Offer to lend your Pokedex as a reference
>Ask what they’re doing. What’s the purpose of this place?

>>967456
>Offer to lend your Pokedex as a reference
>Maybe he should be using some of those gloves over there

>>967493
That's really sad my dude, feel sorry for you

>>967493
Then you haven't had good mac and cheese.

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“I could lend you my pokedex. You can use it for reference. It’s not the same model, but I think the basics are the same.”

“That’s quite considerate.” Brother Hoon says. “What do you say?” He turns to the boy.

“I couldn’t.” He says.

Oh! You know what to do here. “I insist.”

“It would be improper to take such a useful tool from a trainer.”

“That’s okay. It’s no problem.” You offer once again.”

“Thank you.” The younger boy says as he finally takes it. “I’ll take good care of it.”

Brother Hoon continues on the tour. As you leave, you hear him drop his tool as he’s shocked again. Brother Hoon seems to be watching you closely, taking in your reactions.

He takes you to another room where tea is being served. He once again offers it three times, and you, Keira, and Laki accept on the third. This is neat, but you wonder if it gets old fast.

He and Keira chat for awhile. Gossip about different clergy. Nothing scandalous, but more about what everyone’s up to, who got what new position, some work on one of the temples. You piece a bit of it together to get a better picture of the religious structure, but it’s tricky.

Laki looks bored out of her skull, despite sitting up straight and minding her manners. Your eyes wander a bit. There’s a library in the back. Something from the kitchen smells nice.

“Where are my manners.” Brother Hoon says. “John. As someone who's offered knowledge to our temple, you’re also welcome to take some in.” He points to the library, the kitchen, which smells fantastic, and the workshop. “Please feel free to wander as you wish. Of course, private quarters and the prayer room are off limits. They’re marked.”

>Learn something from the kitchen
>Learn something from the library
>Learn something from the workshop
>Wander the halls. See what else is around.

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>>967581
>>Learn something from the kitchen
library is tempting, but native food is too important

>>967581
>>Learn something from the kitchen
Follow your nose

>>967581
>Learn something from the kitchen
As if there was a choice.

>>967581
>>Learn something from the kitchen

Fuck yeah cooking!
>Laki common!

>>967581
>Learn something from the kitchen

Come on electric-type bait.

>>967581
>Learn something from the kitchen
This is gonna be good.

>>967581
>>Learn something from the kitchen

>>967581
>Learn something from the kitchen

>>967581
>>Learn something from the kitchen

>>967581
>Learn something from the kitchen
Island cuisine ahoy!

>>967581
>>Learn something from the kitchen
convenient

>>967581
>Learn something from the kitchen

>>967581
>Learn something from the kitchen

>>967581
>Learn something from the kitchen
Pretty sure we need this ALWAYS!

>>967581
>Learn something from the kitchen. Keep an eye on Gobble
>Wander the halls. See what else is around
I know it's tempting fate but what can it hurt?

>>967581
>>Learn something from the kitchen

>>967620
>Herb wanders into the sacrificial chambers

>>>/wsg/1446232

Herb's gonna learn super cooking monk techniques like turning carrots into fishing nets!

>>967590
>Electric bait
Even just tips on what they like would be swell

>>967635
Can we opt for death by snu-snu?