Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>944810
Oh hey.
Look, this is my first Smart zombie kill. Yay.

Distance-wise, how far are we from the last time we saw each other? And how's Beatrice doing?

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>944810
"You know if it weren't for your at times genius ideas and at other times unbelievable stupidity. It even makes one such as myself question your very sanity. If I didn't know any better I would say your a madman. Truth be told non bandits would probably assume you were such and for good reason. Only bandit scum like myself would know better..."

"What do you want Mister Neutral?"

"Oh you wound me so...well I was nearby on business when I noticed you unleash that psi yell. Which I normally wouldn't have paid attention to but the thing is I KNOW your psi signature. I ALSO know you were SUPPOSE to be laying low and you came out with your magic before. So you shouldn't have revealed your psi powers...but there you were screaming it out to the world."

"Your gonna be in such deep shit with the Shrouded One if it isn't for dear old Mister Neutral."

"..."

"You see your quite lucky I am here...because this is the sorta thing I am very good at handling! In this case you ignoring the laying low commanding forces actually works FOR you! Because those bitches...ain't ever gonna assume their precious unicorn is in fact a bandit boss. So...nice save there by the way."

"That doesn't mean your not a dumb ass though and Shrouded One is still gonna be angry. Its just dear old Mister Neutral knows know to...nullify that problem partially anyway. But then here you are very intent on getting yourself killed...or something. I mean WHY you thought it a good idea to go on this kind of retarded training trip I will never know," continues Mister Neutral shrugging while some zombies approach.

"I mean what the fuck is wrong with you? You think being a Boss is fun? Being in Command is easy? Sheesh."

"Uh...mister N," you say trying to draw attention to now dangerously close zombies.

"I will admit I probably could of shown up sooner...but I was rather enjoying the show. Even that ballsy yet stupid move of yours personally targeting the smart zombie entertained me," goes on Mr N ignoring is plight.

"A zombie..."

"Zombies? Ah thats right you thought it a good idea to go out again with with explosives this time...and now your ass deep in zombies with compromised defenses. At this point I realized I had no choice but to step in...or suffer the Shrouded One's wrath. Not as dumb as you no sirree I knew better," as the zombies were dangerously close reaching out.

"Behind you," you yelled. In response Mister N turned around...too late. As the zombies...ignored him and continued on passed him as if there were nothing there.

"Oh these guys," says Mr N patting some of them on top of the head. "Are harmless if you know how to use your psi magi fusion powers correctly."

You and the rest of the bandits meanwhile stared in confusion. As Mister N clearly wasn't wearing Zed gear...but they were completely ignoring him as if he weren't there.

"How the hell..."

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>944823
"Like I just said psi magi powers! I noticed you have a half decent understanding of the blast with the one there that took down the smart zombie. Now tell me are you familiar with explosive armor? Similar idea really just takes some good timing."

"...So wait were the one behind the berserk zombies?"

"Why of course! Nothing better to ruin a smart zombie's day is throwing some angry berserk zombies into their horde. Do NOT recommend using that on the heroic ones...kind of a terrible idea."

"So your a very skilled Zed?"

"Technically no."

"...That is rather hard to believe."

"Similar principle to stealth but using psi magi abilities. We can get a very VERY special kind of stealth that like only the MADs have ready access to...besides you know not being insane. Rather nice that."

"So why are you here then Mister Neutral?"

"Because your in a bit of a bind and I can get you back to base despite it being surrounded by zombies and passed the compromised tunnels that would make it...difficult for your digger there to get passed safely."

"And what do you want?"

"Well lets just say we have a mutual...employer."

"Ah you got hired by the Shrouded One?"

"Wasn't exactly my idea but kinda hard to turn down when said Shrouded One is a hero and your sort of surrounded by a bunch of very...eager bitches. Including many boss ones. I may be good but not even I am THAT good. To be able to deal with all of that! Not at once anyway..."

"Well you survived didn't you?"

"Yes no thanks to you. I would...seriously watch out for bandit bitches. Yeah it can be fun tapping that dangerous piece of ass but well they ARE dangerous and you know it helps to not make yourself that absurdly appetizing to them. I mean not if your like my kind of good. In which case you can sort of getaway with it, but even so Boss Bitches are a cut above ordinary bitches. Much MUCH more dangerous and risky tapping that ass compared to the ordinary ones."

>>944821
"Many many clicks away. Only a few hours if you flew though."

"Ah Beatrice oh you know...showing those bitches how its really done. So the usual devilish cuntn-" Mister Neutral suddenly sees a certain someone approaching. "Cuteness total cuteness nope not a cunt at all."

"Still haven't gotten away then huh?"

"Hah no...but on the plus side her services are great for keeping the other bitches in line, but I swear if I have to see ONE more fucking sappy romance flick...run for your life dude. Before the witch starts getting any ideas..."

"I don't know I sorta like her though..."

"Despite all the trouble?"

"..."

"...I am beginning to see why your don't bother on keep up your disguises. You know everything would of been MUCH simpler and easier for you. If you just admitted to liking troublesome...women."

"Isn't that a bad thing though?"

"Hey man adrenaline is one hell of a drug. Seriously though if it wasn't do you think there would be so many bandits willing to fuck their female counterparts?"

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>944837
Aww yiss we running all night?
Did anyone archive the last thread?
>"where is our naughty witch by chance?"

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>944837
"That...that a actually explains a lot. I thought it was more booze and drugs though?"

"Trust me that isn't enough with some of them and others prefer doing so while sober."

"He is one of them," states Beatrice rubbing up against Mister Neutral. "There is just something...special...about a man who wants to do it sober."

"Down bitch. We got guests."

"Oh come on...you know how fighting makes me..." coos Beatrice while getting increasingly frisky.

"Yeah you and just about every other bitch out there. Practically a requirement for you horny sluts."

That was when Beatrice finally relented and pouted as she spoke, "its not my fault fighting is such...fantastic foreplay."

"Think of it this way...if we do it back at camp then you'll have my the ability to properly enjoy it the most and I wont be as distracted."

"...Fine," says Beatrice as she skips away humming.

"...Wow you really have it down don't you?"

"Bitches and she devils at the end of the day are still women, albeit dangerous ones," says Mr N. "This only really get ever more troublesome the more exceptional they are. Less rules that apply to them...hence why Boss Bitches, the older bitches, and rare kinds like the She Devils are especially dangerous. Arguably this even includes your common bandit bitches as its something no normal women could endure. Hence the increased heightened danger level among them."

"Is that why they are so common?"

"Hah the reason why they are seemingly common is the environment, its skews things. Being dangerous is encouraged in the post apocalypse as it means you got better odds of surviving...natural selection at work baby. You know in the beginning during the Fall bandit bitches were rare. As time wore on they gradually became more common."

"Other groups don't like to admit it but having dangerous women is good for your continued survival. Problem is they unlike the bandits don't really like to admit this and sometimes their women go bad...or get sick at having to keep up the bullshit appearances. Either case they get thrown out. In any case those types of honestly dangerous women congregated among the bandits. They at least...are surprisingly honest about it."

What do?
>Accept Mr N's offer
>Fuck this your out
>Keep going with your old plan
>Other?

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>944858
"With her master if I had to guess. Who is no doubt wishing it weren't so. She really is quite the pain in the ass."

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>944861
>keep going with your old plan
>offer to let Mr. N. "Assist" on if he states what the price and terms are

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>944861
>accept his offer

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>944861
>Accept Mr N's offer
So in addition to horrible luck, I supported incredibly stupid plans while believing opposition to other incredibly stupid plans was the one thing I was doing right. Even if the plans I opposed were in fact stupid.

I only say this because this is one thing I feel confident is not stupid. Which means I'm probably going to roll another natural one.

>>944870
He's doing this because he was hired by the Shrouded One. If he says otherwise later, he's trying to fleece us again and we will call him out on it.

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>944881
Yeah you try calling out the person who just saved your ass, that is pretty stupid especially considering his negotiations skills he's the type of person we should stay on his good side.

That's why you gotta be upfront with a slick basterd, shrouded one could have hired him to assist but I doubt they put stipulations on not charging for outrageous services not covered in the agreement of costs

Rolled 10 (1d100)

Oh, I see. You need to ask because you are asking for assistance rather than simply accepting the assistance he is offering us.

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>944901
Not sure where you saw me asking him for assistance, I'm just letting him do his job he was hired to do while making it known that were the captain of this ship

Rolled 26 (1d100)

On second thought I'll switch my vote >>944879
To >>944865

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>944925
Fucking hell I meant >>944870

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>944823
>>944837
"You know, he just said to lay low about our psi-magi status until they gained our trust.

Might seem stupid at first, but at the end of this all these troops are either going to be die-hard loyal to me...or dead. Either way, secret ought to be kept safe."

>>944921
And I'm the stupid one. Alright, keep going with the plan after the plan got fucked to shit, despite the fact that someone far more competent has offered to help, all for just to prove that we're "in charge."

Also, I stand by exactly what I said. You're correct in thinking we should stay on his good side, but that doesn't mean we have to let him rob us. He already successfully charged us a shitload before, he's not going to be pissed if we refuse to get swindled again.

>>944837
>"And what do you want?"
>"Well lets just say we have a mutual...employer."
Pretty fucking clear if you ask me.

Plus he hasn't saved shit yet.

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>944881
I wonder if we shouldn't have a player-based rule of 3 for a single thread also, in case any anon is just that unpucky (such as yourself) so they don't feel like absolute shit for wrecking all of our day.

>>944933
Yeah... because you rolled a 1 lol.
In all seriousness it can be salvaged maybe

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>944865
and so the debate rages on...also Mister N was noting how your guy always makes amazing bad or good decisions with nothing really in the middle.

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>944986
Halp genie, I just want to do cool things

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>944986
If it'll keep the thread going fine
>accept mr. n. offer

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>944995
The trick is being smart/bad ass about it.

I mean just look at Shrouded One who does amazingly bad enough stunts or even Mister Neutral. Who for all intents and purposes honestly isn't that strong as well as massively unlucky, but he too is quite the bad ass pulling off amazing feats regularly with nothing but brains and balls.

In his defense though if he lacked even one of those things he would of been long bad. Dude has some amazingly bad luck, but there he is surviving it or even making it to his own advantage.

Crafters can also do some cool things, same with researchers.

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>944986
"Well yeah that'll tend to happen when you get MINDWIPED and then just have to do what you can based on what /seems to make sense/ without being able to remember what the world is actually like and what everyone else figured out was a bad idea a long time ago.

I mean, someone could dick around in this post-apocalyptic world for years, die dozens of times over from doing stupid shit, and STILL not have a really good feel for what's smart and what's not.

Also a lot of the time the stupid shit I do...well I feel like it's more bad luck than the core idea being /that/ stupid."

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>945003
With that logic you should be intent at getting back at those who ripped your memories out of your head.

Yet your not going after them now are you? Hm...

and luck is just rolls. Its the only way to keep it random and apparent.

and you know common sense as well as having oh so someone who didn't get their memory wiped around.

Excuses excuses. Its not like all the plans are bad its just they really don't ever tend to be average funnily enough.

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>945027
Average plans surmise to "Hold the line against the horde of zombies."

Which we found out a long time ago doesn't cut it, seeing as we're typically a tiny, underequipped group of fuckers trying to hold the line against a horde of zombies.

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>945027
I'll switch to accept too so we can do cool stuff
What's that put us at 3 accept and 1 dialogue?

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>945035
Like, I could come up with an average plan for our troops right now without hardly any thought even.

"Fight back against the zombies, try to rebuild the perimeter such as we can. If Sevitho has any applicable bioweapons or magitech that they can GUARANTEE WON'T HURT OUR TROOPS then deploy those against the zombies."

The problem being, as is almost always the case, an average plan in an extraordinary situation is a losing plan. The dice also throw an extra wrench into 'average plans' because a low roll on an average plan will fuck us just as hard as a low roll on a good plan and a low roll on a bad plan isn't ever that much different either.

I'm not complaining or making excuses or anything, it's the game that we play. We grew out of the ability to use average plans to accomplish what we wanted a long time ago though.

>>945055
So.. what are you wanting to do exactly? Accept the assistance, decline, or write in something?

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>945027
Were not going after them because we did it for some reason good or bad. We're a new man and it's a chance no other person typically gets. Plus I'm sure our past will come to bite us in the ass a few threads from now

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>944865
You decide to accept Mister Neutral's offer. After that you noticed him fusing some psi and magic before unleashing it on you. After that he looked at your guys and spoke.

"You guys get to stay put...there is no way I can cover all of you. So wait till there is an opening you know a lull during the siege."

After that he grabbed you and walked towards your base. Right up to the huge horde of zombies...which completely ignored you. As if you weren't there. There you walked among the zombies until it became too packed to move. That was when Mr N unleashed yet another ability. This time you phased through the zombies and continued onward. That was how you were able to simply walk all the way back to the tower.

"Well there you go now have fun with those darned zombies," says Mr N as he starts to walk back through...or tries to anyway. Short time later he came back and tried another route.

What are your orders?

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>945099
Our orders?
Uh uh.... okay men
>grab the reactor we got from those bots and bring it to pearly white
>pearl, I want you to chunk that thing into the middle of the horde after you raise a blast wall for us
>mcscream go torment mr. N

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>945095
It definitely will now that you've said something.

>>945099
>What are your orders?
Give them nothing, but take from them EVERYTHING!
Burrowers go out and chew up zombies
Bastions in front
Undead behind them
Living bandits behind them
Use bio eater rounds
Hold the line.
Also, "Give me a status report!

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>945121
>>945124
Why not both first we get everyone in order like >>945124
Then we do this>>945121 and continue the assault?

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>945134
I wouldn't be opposed to combining the two

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>945134
Yeah, okay.

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>945161
Hey its actually not a bad idea, you've got the defence portion covered and I'll do the bit of offensive

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>945134
Ok...I'll support this but you do realize that all the zombies who are not killed by the blast are going to transform into ghouls right? and thats even worse...

I'd also suggest we ask if any progress has been made with "Fox" or ask Mr.N if he has heard of her, describe etc.

>>945188
I was actually agreeing. I'm tired of arguing, but...
We're most likely going to end up facing ghouls instead of zombies.
And why the FUCK would you send the murder-spirit after Mr. N?

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>945207
Well hell I never thought of that. Is it easier to control a ghoul with our powers?

>>945210
I wasn't arguing and to be honest, wasn't thinking about the possibility of ghouls. I was more around the lines of explosions.

It was in a harmless "you could die any moment but not really"" haha manner. Yeah I've started to drink. Someone come up with a better plan or we do this >>945124

Rolled 58 (1d100)

Hey Genie is luck like a passive stat. I know it's rolls but sort of like how Joe is Mr.100 and JAL is Mr.1. after acertian amount of time does it begin to affect them outside of rolls? I mean right now we're the bloody time wizard, everything does very very right or very very wrong, but we still survive so far.....hang on....Genie...we're a PSI-MAGI....if anyone could pull off...time magic i'd be use right...right?

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>945220
Oh, you just didn't understand my lack of enthusiasm. Well those reasons were why. Thankfully the dice were merciful when I myself wanted to blow the bot reactor last thread.
And MC Scream is no joke, nor to be used as one.

>>945228
I'm starting to think that all Psi Magic are cursed, actually.
I mean, we are (or at least I am in this game), and Mr. Neutral definitely is. Have there been psi magi in other games?

>>945124
So yeah, I'm sticking with this, my original plan.
Except ask for a status report first, so we'll be able to adapt is something is terribly "off."

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>945099
Ok how about this for a plan

>Step 1
Confirm with Strum and our forces what is going on, any new intel anyone any bright ideas? How long till you self destruct? back up coming? Mr.N ever heard of a Bitch called "Fox". I do mean this when I say how fucking many hostiles are there.

>Step 2
Pearly, I want a wall, just a straight up wall atleast 9 feet high around our positions, but also "dragons teeth". we're going to break up the mass of this horde. We have now created a ring around the CORP Tower.

>Step 3
Using the burrowers create underground explosive mines WW1 style. Meanwhile I want Bastions deployed and work alongside our own shield generators to boost their power. When It comes to the firing line Bots in front and most appetizing at the back or hidden entirely.

>STRUM Instruction
I want Suicide Ducks that explode with a Bio Dissolving gas or something when killed.

>Reserve Instructions
A small number of fleshies are going to sneak out with a digger and Raid. bring us stuff dammit.

>Personal Step
Aside from those commands. We are going to use PSI and unholy fire to light this horde up. BURN YOU FUCKERS BURN! Hopefully that Gas the Ducks deploy in the earlier step is flammable

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>945307
I'll get behind it
>>945254
Your sorta a dick bruh

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>945307
That roll was way to close. Support though. Did Genie give us anything for last threads art? Maybe it earned us another FP

Nat 100 get

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>945307
Pls no nat1 on support

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>945341
I've been sorta dickish before, but how was THAT being a dick?

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>945374
I mean altogether, not just now. Like seriously you push the right buttons and I hate/love you for that.

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>945121
What a fucking horrible idea. Why would we get ridbof the reactor we paid good money for in this fashion on Day 2?

I take back everything i said about anons and smart planning.

>>945477
I haven't heard you vote for any-fucking-thing or at least clearly labeled it so I don't want to hear shit, got a problem then come up with a better plan
I'm here for the explosions and fun

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>945307
Something happened with the zombies...they suddenly halted as one. Some even falling to the ground the STOP was so quick...and after that they started to charge off. In a different direction separate from the tower. Much to Mr N's cursing when you contacted him.

"Foxy? There are quite a few bitches who go by Foxy...its a popular nickname that is if you deserve it. So what kind of Foxy?"

"Necromancer."

"...There is only 1 Foxy bitch whose a Necromancer."

"Really who?"

"Foxy Foxy the Necrotic Bitch of Turbo Legion of Death."

"Turbo Legion?"

"Bandit Outfit real REAL nasty sons of bitches. Foxy Foxy founded them years ago with a bunch of Outcasts and Outlaws. Foxy is the one who leads the undead. She works with her sisters Turbo Terror and Lying Legion. Along with the little brother The Grim of the Reaping Rippers. Grim...poor boy got handed off to some elite bandits during a trade and returned as the 'Grim Fucking Reaper Man'. His sisters call him Grim everybody else simply calls him The Reaper or the Ripper Boss."

"Why haven't i ever heard of them?"

"Should of. By the way the little brother isn't the deadliest of them that actually belongs to the sister called Lying Legion. Don't underestimate the little bro though he is...overprotective of his sisters to an infamous degree."

"How the hell does that work and why haven't I heard of them?"

"His sisters took care of him ever since he was little especially given how their mother was a Psycho Pedophile."

"Fuck."

"Oh it gets even better. You see one day Mommy started to look to get antsy and it turned out one of the sisters was a psion...a very powerful psion."

"So Lying Legion is a MAD?"

"Heh that is the thing Foxy took them away before her little sister could go MAD and to protect the little brother from 'Momma's loving'."

"How do you know all of this?"

"I knew their Mother once upon a time...even saw Foxy as a young girl. Damn did she mature into a mighty fine woman dangerous as all hell but mighty fine."

"Let me guess you fucked their mother and they are all heroes?"

"Nope. If you ever run into them and are in a bind tell them 'N sends his regards'. That will buy you a temporary safety ticket from them. Plus I ain't stupid enough to stick my dick into their mother. Good god I don't even know how old that woman is or how many bandits she spawned from those ever lustful loins of hers."

"So their mother is a MAD heroine?"

"Afraid so. Closest ones to breaking through last I heard is the psion sister and the little brother. Pray you never meet their goddamned mother. She loves raping and torturing our kind the most. Claims it makes the best babies...among other uses. She is so goddamn nasty even other Psychos avoid her."

"You ANY idea how hard it IS to make even other PSYCHOS avoid someone? Much less one of their own kind? Foxy though...don't underestimate Foxy. Very...very few women earn the name Foxy among bandit kind and she is the only Necromancer with it that I know."

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>945499
Heh, last time we did explosions and fun we broke the game.

>>944944
I hoped I would get something for all the dam 1s I rolled. For a while I rolled a 1 at the start of every threat.

Not to be mean, but I am glad the 1s took a liking to others.

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>945523
Pearly meanwhile starts to build a wall. Thankfully there is plenty of rubble and bones to make it with. Burrowers meanwhile lay some mines that were fashioned together by the bandits.

"Suicide ducks that explode? Do not have...I got exploding geese though."

"Why Geese?"

"Very dickish assholes thereby they are more likely to get close enough for the explosion to actually matter."

"Huh..got any of those?"

"A few...not many though."

"Why do you even HAVE duck bait and explosive geese?"

"That is a very good question that I do not actually have the answer to."

Raiders sent out they came back much sooner then expected with more supplies and less casualties then anticipated. Apparently coming in from below is a very effective tactic.

"So force feed ducks with flammable gas...I could totally manage that."

"Do I even wanna know?"

"Probably not you meatbags can be awfully sensitive."

What are your orders?

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>945584
>repair defences, loot bodies, raise dead, let mr. N. Know we got rampant bots coming sooner or later to trade goods with us.
The slimy bastard might be able to help us deal

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>945607
I could back this but is there any way we can reach out to foxy? I bet she could teach us a few things about necromancy

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>945584
>>945607
If Mr. N can get a hold of the boss we got bots to trade with.

Maybe getting them much needed parts.

>>945584
If we have time to rest we need to make sure the living sleep. The undead healed and res any more undead we can control.

Oh and see if we can res the smart zombie head. That could be a fun thing to have. So do that first.

From there we can send raiders and regain any ground.

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>945584
>What are your orders?
Well it's still a siege so I guess it's the basics to start...
1) Make attacking terrain as rough as possible
2) Lay Range Markers
3) I want Skirmishers and patrols out to let us know what is coming before they are on our doorstep.
4) Using a bit of the LOOT we just acquired hire some nearby tribals to harry and go gorilla war on the next army that advances on our position
5) Resupply, fix and rebuild. Get stuff ready for the Outsiders and other waves to prep several steps ahead.
6) We are still in a moments peace no matter how brief. Another Raid from Down Under is in order, just don't get tracked back here
7) Ensure moral is good

>Specifics
We personally are going to practice our PSI, lets see if we can mimic what we saw with Mr N, specifically the "Phasing", we need to level up skills in general, otherwise while the patrols are keeping watch, it's time to Loot the battlefield and traps etc.

STRUM how are your forces and stuff coming along? Night will soon be here and the Undead or Outsiders with it I think.

Otherwise if we have time Look around and try to find Foxy, maybe make ourselves available, sit alone on a rock or something and wait for her? We need to find out what she wants.

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>945646
Okay you are plan maker number one
I'm switching to this

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>945646
I like your plans

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>945646
This instead if this>>945607

He's covered what I wanted and then some

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>945646
I concur. How to you think of this stuff by the way.

>>945679
I think he's got common sense, battle strategics, and he's a veteran to genie quests

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>945646
You order Pearly to make the attacking terrain the enemy would use rougher. You also ordered for new range markers to be placed given how extensive the damage was. Its likely they needed to replaced anyway.

You also arranged for some patrols who soon report back that undead are inbound. Despite it not being nighttime. They appear to be heading right towards you.

Sadly you were unable to contact any tribals.

Otherwise you spent the rest of the time resting, repairing, fixing, and resupplying. Fortunately the undead didn't arrive right away as they were rather slow.

You try to figure out how the hell N did the phasing but honestly you couldn't figure out how the hell that was even possible. Much less do so in such a manner as to be impossible to perceive. After experimenting with it you only began to realize that N despite his lack of power has some serious tricks upon his sleeves.

Strum states that not have has really improved. At this point they are scraping whatever they can find to keep the still running networks running. Despite the fact he plans to run away...you don't know why its struggling to hard with that sorta thing.

Your attempts to bait out Foxy meanwhile doesn't work.

What are your orders?

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>945696
Res smart zombie head. I want more controllers.

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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>945696
Undead are coming hmm...Ok aside from my paranoia telling me there may be a combined attack coming lets ignore that for the moment. Though my first though is burn what bodies that we ourselves don't reanimate.

>Orders
Skirmishers are to begin light harassment to further slow the opposing forces, but also to gauge their defensive capacity. We're gonna do a bit of an old strat here (from the Napoleonic Wars actually). Damn I wish I had numbers to work with...Darn you Genie planning with possible no info is horrible...though wrong info is worse so i should not complain.

If the enemy is a cluster, artillery with the aid of the range markers and out constantly with drawing skirmishers. We need to draw them out to reveal if they have any reserves or special tricks.

Now the enemy will have 3 choices.

1) They spread themselves thinner opening themselves up of a closing jaw maneuver from our forces hitting hard and fast cavalry style (using the diggers and what rides we have).

2) The remain as they are which means taking more casualties from the artillary, however it will reveal losses aint an issue and they have a reserve they are yet to commit.

3) They cluster even more in which case using our skirmishers we lead them over a mine or two and blow them the fuck away.

...........................................................................................

IN the meantime while this is going on I want Stalkers posted as eyes and ears all over the place, up high down low, I want Data darn it, I want to see what special Undead are about, FIND ME THEIR LEADER DARN IT, funnily enough if we can just talk and convince them to leave there is no need to fight.

LETS DO THIS

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>>945776
Was waiting on you. Support

>>945776
Again I support this glorious madman

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>>945820
Roll bud

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>>945896
Oh shit Thanks
>>945820

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>>945776
Anon...have you ever considered becoming an officer or intel guy? You got the head for strategy they look for. Depending on your charisma it wouldn't be a bad consideration. Interesting line of work potentially and you'll have a longer shelf life then their boots even if they are elite. Its not pleasant what happens to those elite guys when they get too old...

Anyway.

They seem to ignore the skirmishers. As if they are not a consideration given the level of damage or lack thereof you don't blame them.

Eventually they got into artillery range. You gotta admit while their accuracy is a atrocious bandit artillery really REALLY knows how to shoot a shit ton of shells very quickly. Which proved devastating enough it forced the undead to spread out so as to reduce losses.

Problem is even spread out there are a lot of them...and it doesn't help they are mostly coming in from where the sun is going down. Even spread out...there are a ton of them. You didn't realize just how many until they spread themselves out. showing their true number.

Even worse your skirmishers report that where the undead were hit by artillery the bits and pieces of them are...coalescing into some kind of undead monstrosity. Which pick themselves up and tag along. Every time the undead get hit more of the things form or they repair the existing ones.

Soon enough they reached your defenses...and new undead started to rise up. As they came at you.

Stalkers meanwhile have found a trail of necromantic energies. They think it either leads to the necromancer(s) or some special undead. They aren't sure exactly and the trail(s) is rather scattered. Truth be told you don't know how the Stalkers picked up on it but they did.

You didn't even know they could sense special energies...

What are your orders?

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>>945499
Well I came up with plenty of good plans, then retarded shit got voted in and now we were staring down a zombie horde.

But think about it for a minute. What kind of turrets did we buy? ENERGY-based turrets. What do we need, therefore, to run most of our defenses? And you just want to chuck the motherfucker out willy nilly?

If the reactor goes, most of our defenses go down with it, not to mention then the bots we bought also become useless because they don't have anything to recharge off of.

So how about you just let me tell you when you're doing something retarded for now, because as much as you might get frustrated when someone says to you "Shooting yourself in the foot is a bad idea." and then they don't elaborate further than "You shouldn't shoot yourself in the foot, it's a bad idea." it apparently still needs to be said.

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>>946097
Naaw thanks Genie i'm touched, thank you.

>Back too Business

Ok they have an insane amount of numbers and casualties caused congeal into a Special Entity....Poison it is the.

In regards to dealing with the Undead, use what Bio-Eater rounds we have to leave nothing left to recover, paired with the Artillery it won't even leave solids to gather....Finally those god damn Geese, we'll hold them in reserve for now. However

>Stage 1
Ok STRUM that fuild your pouring into those poor birds, provided it is capable of a quick burn off and a none toxic gas, we are going to douse the field with it, use the tunnels below ground to create a web work. We can effectively divide this force using great incenerating walls of fire and systematically bombard them into submission and no allow their pieces to gather together.

>Stage 2
No their forces are facing this they will have once again numerous options

1) Withdraw to regroup and charge again buying us more bombardment time

2) Charge through and take ridiculous casualties in the process as well as robbing themselves of the capacity to use the dead parts for this Special growing.

3) They are forced to play their hand in which case we use one of the Mines on it. (The Geese are ours and surprise Arial superiority, hold it for now until they reveal that they have some)

>Intel Gathering
This shitstorm (or firestorm more accurately) will force the leader behind this force atleast temporarily to micromanage alot more, which means more strain and more focus, making them easier to find. Find them, Stalkers if you decide it's best kill them, but don't instantly, we may just use you for coordinates and a barrage, then you double tap).

You guys can sense Energies...are their Outsiders coming, is there a ritual underway...I don't like this. If there is Fucking stop it then get out of there.

>Us personally
Once everything is up in flames, we can practice of Elemental Manipulation and scorch the god damn field, burn them in clusters let them burn till there is naught but ash.

>Silly Note
Strum you wouldn't happen to have a Giant Mirror would you?

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>>946201
We don't have tunnels below ground any more.

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>>946211
But we do have the diggers, no one said we can't make more, technically the ground is still brocken so rediggable.

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>>946221
Sure, but Genie'll fuck you if you don't say that's what you're doing. Works better than using our existing tunnel network would have anyway.

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>>946201
>>946221
Supporting only because this anon seems to know atleast so strategy

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>>946221
>>946201
Supporting.

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>>946229
Fair point. I quite like matching wits with GMs it seems silly but Genie puts on quite the game for us so i try to come up with some stuff to give him an equally fun/hard time... To me thats what it's all about, the GM trying to kill us fairly and us trying to outsmart them, ah good times

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>>946097
Supporting >>946201 , to see where it'll bring us
FROM THE PIT TO THE PINNACLE

>>946245
S'all good, but Genie doesn't play as fair as some GMs when it comes to semantics of language.

On the other hand, semantics of language have given us great boons on crits before.

>>946201
A shame
>>927006
>The tower isn't exactly equipped with giant mirrors(all their mirrors are either broken into tiny pieces or looted).

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>>946261
Funnily enough thats one of my favorite things about Genie, the word play, the careful plans, the fact that the lack of a word or the word in the wrong place changes everything. Genie truly is a fitting name

Sometimes I do silly stuff for a laugh...but i've caused enough mischief in these threads, Bandit Radio for Maticico, Making us bang Foxy... but I pay it back with art and plans (Like I tried in Detonators fight with Slasher...darn rolls)

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>>946276
I was more thinking if they had one in the basement we give it to our swarm and use it and a giant ray weapon against the undead till the sun sets even further lol. Not exactly smart or great but the image of a swarm of ghosts holding a giant mirror fits the image of some boss monster to me.

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>>946261
Eh it would be fair if I only screwed you over with it. Besides semantics are fun and I am a Genie. How could I deserve the name if I didn't fuck with you over semantics?

Don't like things like a food shark or ducks?

>>946201
"Ah stuffing strange substances into living beings...I swear i don't do this nearly as much as you would think. What an utter shame too."

Bio Eater rounds being used.

Meanwhile you take advantage of what sorry remains of your tunnel network to flood with flammable substances...that you then set on fire. Oh boy did that create a very big if temporary ocean of flame over the battlefield.

Singed quite a few hairs off everybody but the pyros were most impressed. Not to mention ruining the undead's day. As they proceeded to regroup in the city. Their numbers building up as they prepare for yet another push.

Meanwhile you stalkers follow the trails slowly narrowing their search. Which led them to a tower crawling with undead.

"Sadly I do not have any giant intact mirrors. I have many broken pieces of mirrors but no intact ones much less a giant one. Used too. I rather liked large mirrors allowing one to see so much that is behind them...otherwise out of sight."

What are your orders?

>>946298
Could probably produce an uv ray projector or a reflective surface (heat sand, use shimmer, etc.)

>>946313
Do you guys think that we could rig the building to implode? It would give Pearly plenty of material to work with and ruin the reserve forces of the undead.

In addition, I currently support any and all ideas put forth by Rust Orange Anon LZlnEx7a.

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>>946323
Rays are very well advanced field mostly thanks to super geniuses and their love of ray guns as well as giant robots.

Fun fact its thanks to the resulting harvested techs regarding giant robots that allowed super sized vehicles and more importantly multi legged vehicles to become common.

ray tech meanwhile went a long long way towards more advanced energy based weaponry. Anywhere from ionic weapons to lasers to death rays.

Problem is reverse engineering super tech is a nightmare and its difficult tedious process even for other super geniuses. If you ever ask a super genius to reverse engineer a specialist's specialty tech or a MADtech they would in no uncertain terms tell you to go fuck yourself. No matter how nice or curious they may be.

>>946332
I mean, what you're proposing is about the same as trying to demolish any enemy's base in totality. It's probably possible, but not without a lengthy assault because enemies like their stuff un-exploded as much as we do.

You raise a good point though that if we ever do have to assault a structure we would probably only have to damage it so much before it would reach the tipping point of being a ruin, and let Pearly White run wild with it.

>>946361
Yeah, that was the idea. Have the stalkers plant some C4 or whatever the Geniequivalent is and Junkrat the fucking thing.

>>946344
https://youtu.be/TC4CDyCaeIA?t=48

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>>946313
I would vote for something along the lines of assigning the Stalkers to hunt down whoever is controlling/creating the undead inside that tower, send our burrowers to begin weakening its foundations now, and send Pearly White to assist them in that endeavor...they're to be stealthy about it for now though.

We should meanwhile prepare (or whatever). The Undead will push again, if we can continue to hold then eventually they'll have to dedicate forces from their tower. At that point the Stalkers can slip in. If they're successful in killing whatever's responsible or blowing the building then awesome. If not then Pearly and the Burrowers collapse it and allow the Stalkers to escape. It's a win-win.

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>>946373
Would lower tech level, like high-powered tanning beds work?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDcYRtU8he0

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>>946313
They are regrouping in the city eh....ok. ok.

>Step 1
Well...simply put...uhhh...level the city on them...yeah....I mean I suspect they are moving there to hide their activities, maybe infact trying to access the underground to use our own ideas against us...time will tell. Tunnelers, destroy anything underground leading from the city to here or any catacombs they could travel through with a little work. Meanwhile Artillery ruin that city and rile up the monsters who live there into attacking the Undead.

>Step 2
If we have anti Bio shells and napalm now is the time. They may be using their dead or willing sacrifices or even the monsters to create something and recoup their losses, don't let that happen.

Ok, rinse repeat gents, I want Skirmishers and patrols out to find out what they are doing. Lookout for any energy signatures, anything....I smell a trap however.

>Stage 3
Dig real deep under that tower the necromancers "Appear" to be at and plant bombs under one side. We're gonna collapse that fuck by destabilizing the ground. Stalkers you keep watch undoubtedly some will survive..mop up. However THIS is the main event.....

>Our Actions
Focus all our Energy and Control into the Spirit Swarm. I have a plan, before we destabilize the ground beneath that tower we get the Spirit Swarm to pick up the biggest and heaviest piece of metal or wreckage (likely a dead bot desu) we can find and fly really, really, really high then quite simply launch it downwards directly onto the top of that tower....(nicking this idea from something the old man saw in Bosnia)

>Back at base
Night is coming and the Outsiders I bet with it, set up the fields and stuff again. Get a few moments rest, eat, drink. We have scouts and watchers out so work shifts and get some rest.

>WARNING NOTE
There is a chance that our scouts may get cut off should Outsiders be summoned and cutting them off. Your instrcions are to disengage and withdraw before going Raiding, rejoin the res tof the force once you have a chance.

>Sorry I need more information before I plan more...Info and all that.

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>>946413
Support. Ok anon I think you need to calm down

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>>946413
>>946422
Still not tired of winning.

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>>946413
Let's go anon. You and the dice are on a roll.

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>>946477
My dice are never good, sometimes my ideas ain't bad though

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>>946413
The tunnelers report there really isn't much intact down there given how many times it exploded, collapsed, and sorta got set on fire. Artillery meanwhile is fired into the city but sadly our artillery cannot reach where the undead are gathering.

Patrols and skirmishers report the undead numbers are gathering at the tower. There are also...things coming out of the tower and joining the undead. They appeared to be like the patched worked undead we saw before.

Our attempts to burrow beneath the tower results in running into a monster nest and undead crawling catacombs. Apparently there are...many many corpses stored beneath the building. Disturbing number of them like if slaughterhouse, mortuary, mass graveyard, and hospital decided to have grandkids.

Plus...the tunnelers report the structure goes very far down but good news is there are multiple access points as it intersects with a number of underground infastructure. We have also caught side of unusual undead and what we think are necromancers.

There are also...what appears to be some kind of machinery moving among them as well. Tunnelers report that their AI is twisted and your scouts reported they are...twisted corrupted hulks.

We could attempt to see if we could dig deep enough to bypass them...or we could try the plan just with a lot more explosives and hope it works.

Our troops on the surface meanwhile report the undead are beginning to move out once more. Wounded undead disappeared into the tower and have yet to return...

Meanwhile the spirit swarm proceeds to grab a piece of heavy wreckage and flies very high, before getting shot down by a orbiting wreck. Not before it was able to drop it...right on top of the tower.

Multiple things happened at that point. Some strange kind of shield flickered to life and a chunk of the tower fell off after getting hit. The shield however emitted a strange sort of humming...and screams were heard coming from it.

The undead meanwhile will be upon us soon this time with the cover of darkness.

What are your orders?

oh fuck....i've gotta be right back. Anons take the wheel!

>>946517
Dig deep and see if we can find where they end.
If we can get some acidic or incendiary gas to go off in there as well as the explosions, we could make sure that nothing gets out.

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>>946517
Maybe we could bait the monsters into going to attack the undead/eat the corpses. Animating them doesn't seem like the best idea, because of the number of necromancers we're against.

Then dig deeper

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Ok short version objectives


>>946517

1) Keep digging we are going to blow this whole place to hell
2) If you wanna do it in style what we should do if flood the place with the Bio eating gas through a tunnel. It'll save us planting a bomb? and also give us points for style...and it'll leave their tech intact for later looting...when we get bots to do it.
3) This is where they get their reserves and such, their shield is likely powered by souls, i'm no expert but if we find it's source we could disable them...though may not be necessary.

On the defensive. We need to turn the tables, guerilla war those fuckers as they advance, use the diggers to get off sneaky flanks before bailing before they can reinforce those he strike.

>Us Personally
See if we can get our Spirit Swarm back...you said shot down...Not sure if that means dead and gone. If we can't maybe try to create some sort of Scary Ash Elemental from all the zombies to roasted and turned to ash...Burning Spirits eh?

Sorry Anons I can't write up a full plan for this one no time

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>>946625
Well we've trusted you this far. Shame you have no time now though

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>>946625
>>946517


Or we can go full Troll. Dig a tunnel in and flood the place with Ducks and exploding Geese.

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>>946517
>>946625
Ok im back with a slightly more detailed plan and a few newer parts.

>Step 1
ok boys excellent work finding this. Now they will inevitably have defense up so much more digging will lead to discovery. Here is what we are going to do, using the tunnel we have we are going to move our bots in there alongside a flood of Bio Disolving gas. Then at once we blow into their place and flood the place with said gas, just fucking pump it in, it will fill every nook and corridor it'll be heavier than air and will sink down utterly fucking our foes. Bots move in behind and destroy anything you can that stands against us. IF and this is a big if you can find what is providing that shield and bring it back neat..if not plant a bomb and get out before blowing it. Either way under the cover of the gas plant the biggest bomb we can and level the place as you leave

>Step 2
Stalkers are to Fall right back before the gas and watch from above, we MUST NOT deploy it above ground or we'll be at the winds mercy. Stalkers are too keep watch and keep feeding us intel

>Step 3
Cover of Dark hmmm...that's annoying. Well bombard them as normal once in range however focus on breaking them up into smaller clusters. Then I think we're gonna have to rely on our sensors to support our troops. Ask STRUM for any help to that end? Any UV guns for later? If the Raid on their base goes well use a bombardment to prevent them from going to aid their base., slowly pull the bombardment in and using Dragons teeth made by our big guy we will crush them between our forces. Naturally Skirmishers fall bad picking off what you can and leaving traps as you with draw to our main line

>Personal Actions in all this.
...See if we can TRY to bind some Spirits about to the Bot wreckage on the field from our previous fights.

If needs be next turn we're gonna bait monsters...but i'd rather not

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>>946888
>>946517
As always, I support Rust Anon.

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>>946517
Yeah switching to our tacticool rustorange>>946888

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>>946888
Well this seems like a good plan, hopefully it goes well despite rolls.

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>>946888
The attempts of the counter attack through the tunneling did not go well. As soon as they tried to break through that shrieking shield came to exist and actively blocked the gas while attacking the bots. Soon after that the undead arrived but after losing a few they stopped beyond the shimmering barrier that was attacking our forces. We thought they wouldn't do anything but they were wrong...soon a very strong wind came blasting the gas back through the tunnel at us and swarmed in the undead now accessing an express route straight to the heart of our base.

The bots themselves soon found they were either possessed by the spirits contained within the strange shield or getting swarmed by the undead.

The stalkers meanwhile report nothing unusual top side besides a steady stream of undead reinforcements.

Strum states their senses got destroyed or looted long ago. Otherwise we attempted to bombard their forces, but it was tricky. As the undead were much smarter about their movements now. Actively attempting to bypass artillery and rapidly advancing with unnatural speed.

Your attempts to bind spirits to the bots...well good news is you figured out how to roughly cause a possession. Bad news is your not good enough to do so without a intact ghost or soul. Spirits you can force out of the surroundings are not whole enough to possess the bots properly with your current skill level.

What are your orders?

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>>947042
First on the agenda.....ooh shit.
Second.... I guess this ain't good I didn't say start the tunnel from somewhere safe. FUCK

>Intel Gains
shield is a total sphere, it's a god damn Frankenstein factory and holy shit in general, they also have elemental magic.

>1
OK bots fall back and collapse the tunnel as you go. Destroy what you can naturally but gtfo. While your down there and working your way back to base set up some dead falls but don't push yourselves, rejoin the firing lines and reinforce. Lay traps where we dug too so if they follow firstly we'll know but second they'll blow up.

>2
STRUM contact anyone you know what the fuck kind of shield is this. work with me here. How do we beat it, how much does it take to maintain? Your an AI here is Information, process it. AMY can you feel or sense any systems in there can you tell what they are doing your a Subterfuge AI after all. FInally Sturm...do you have any way to turn a large amount of water holy? because if you do...see "Mad Order"

>3
Ok....right, first we need to see....fuck I hate using similar tricks twice. Fire, fire bombs, light up the area so we can see and target correctly.

>4
Ok we need help we are locked in and i'm not entirely sure what to do here...So...I suggest we get in touch with the Rampant Bots and offer some of the stuff we held back for aid. Tell them what that base is and say we want it gone. If the Bots can't help it's Tribals again, infiltration is and stuff is their deal after all

>5
Stalkers, I want you to plant a bomb where these reinforcements are coming from blow it the fuck up

>Personal Actions
After having a stiff drink and cursing Cull for putting us through this we are going to go out there and Just sit...have a moment to clear our mind, find a place to watch the battlefield and see if we spot anything or learn, We are a LOST lets just wander the base and see.

>MAD? ACTION/ORDER?
Strum it's time for the Geese we're going to dig a small tunnel from near the river and then diverting down so we have limited small acess then the Geese fly in while the Stalkers set off their bomb and straining the shield. Fill their lair with Napalm birds

If Sturm can turn the River Holy...flood them with it!


[If you don't know what too do, find someone who does]

Also Saddly Im pissed i didnt think of this before but I could have used a burning liquid instead of the gas....fuuuuck

>>947042
Your killing me here Genie

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>>947111
>checked
Supporting because you seem too still be trying to think stuff though the smart way.

I feel like Genie is playing rough with Rust Anon here and we're all just watching them butt heads

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>>947111
Vote

There's no way I can come up with something better, but I feel like someone really needs to point something out. Which is that destroying the necromancer base is way too fucking ambitious. I'd bet dollars to dimes that place is Foxy Foxy's home base, and here we are with extremely limited assets. I'm surprised that this has apparently occurred to no one else.

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>>947146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y983TDjoglQ

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>>947146
oh baby...such fine timing.

hah oh this is gonna be...interesting!

So fatepoint n/y?

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>>947146
Yeah it occurred to me....I just figured why not....you know....that and it was more about just stopping them coming out.

>>947158
You know what...I'm just gonna say no...I mean I don't wanna die and I don't want this too end but...well how can I say no to such a happy Genie..

Why...why do all my plans fail...I don't know where I went wrong...well a few ideas but you know

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>>947158
Wait, isn't it different for MAD actions?

I want to spend a fate point to make the MADness even better.

and I wouldn't be surprised if this was a third 1 for SOMETHING

>>947158
She just wants too take us out for dinner right. Right Genie. Not a rape dungeon? It's the dungeon ain't it. Considering we funked her too satisfaction last time maybe she'll let us go? Spend our lives playing chase?

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>>947172
What went wrong was that I woke up and caught up with the thread.
might as well keep the dice on, if I double 1 on this I'm CERTAIN it'll be the third one for something. which means there's no way it'll happen

>>947179
Hey, we seem to have a thing for necromancer chicks. She could at least keep us safe from other bitches.

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>>947172
Honestly as the veterans can tell you the Genie can be a utter bastard to go up against. Which as players you do so on a regular basis.

Once upon a time I played tabletop games with some friends after one of them found out how good I would be at running from a war campaign. I was forever banned at running said type of campaign shortly after. Political games are not far behind.

The Genie has a very...different mind that is not easy to go up against in certain subjects. I don't talk about it much anymore because it has gotten me in some serious trouble. Which is saying something given the type of life I had lived...yeah it was really that bad.

>>947176
You weren't using any crazies and your not MAD.

>>947179
Hey now she ain't her mother...rape dungeon well that is like a say...second or third date sorta thing. Can't rush the guy into it they tend to wanna run or you know kill themselves.

Sadly you lost your memory so your not that great of a lover but on the plus side you don't have any stupid ideas or habits ingrained so your a bit of a fixer up. Could of been a LOT worse.

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>>947199
It's cool Genie , I've been about quite awhile, was more a "Well fuck I can't do right for doing wrong".

Well i'm looking forward to date night i guess. We gonna get kidnapped and borrowed?

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>>947199
So you know raping is...well the sorta thing you wait on unless you like their looks but not their personality. So the raping for someone whose personality you like is something reserved for later dating...or traumatizing them into accepting said 'dating'. Lets just say there is no such thing as 'no' to sex in a bandit relationships.

No is basically permission for getting raped. Due to them dating you they are just 'nice' enough to give you the option. Just so you know that is really because they just like you that fucking much. So you get to make a choice.

Ah fun stuff bandit relationships are...so fucking messed up. Makes even the most dysfunctional modern relationships look like a slice of heaven in comparison. Suffice it to say abuse and rape is very common in bandit relationships. Particularly in ones where one party is clearly stronger then the other. More likely to happen. Getting assassinated in your sleep by abused lovers isn't unknown either and generally serves as a warning for that sorta thing.

Also you gotta be careful with who your bandit lover is close to. Abusing say the child or sibling to a Boss for instance is a terrible idea. Or the offspring of a bandit who can actually have kids that old. Bandit friends will also stick out for each other in case you get the bad case of a particularly abusive lover said lover will have to deal with said friends too.

Think mutual defense among bandit groups in terms of dating but taken very literal. Its actually rather common to have those kind of defense pacts formed so as to help protect members. Hence why some bandits are into outsiders and traumatizing them into becoming a fellow bandit. Closest thing you can get to bypassing that sorta thing.

Some bandits been known to poach young/new bandits and look out for them...

Now seeing lovers fighting each other(literally) or raping each other isn't something the other bandits will look twice at. They only really take notice if its particularly one sided or common.

>>947227
You'll see. Foxy is a classy lady bitch. It helps she is a necromancer and like...never gets laid. Seriously though necromancers are notorious prudes assuming they ain't a necrophiliac.

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>>947146
Shit, this quest is just one hell of a drug.

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>>947245
SO rape dungeon only comes up should you refuse...

Also ALWAYS assume a bandit has a rape dungeon. In truth the REAL question is if said rape dungeon is private or not...if its private then well you should be deeply worried and deeply concerned.

>>947111
The bots...never made it back and the tunnel remained not destroyed. Which was now a huge problem. Good news is at least its a choke point...which at this point is the only good news.

Bot units lost.

Tunnel to tower leading from our base directly to theirs remains in enemy hands.

"Unfortunately the data archives regarding necrotech is...destroyed. Completely."

Amy meanwhile claims its not her specialty and also doesn't really know anything besides clearly being ghost based. Which is fucking obvious.

Attempts to use fire fail miserably as the undead have since adapted to our strategies...also fire skeletons and zombies. Good god the horror.

So out of sheer desperation you contacted the rampant bots and offered your held back stuff for aid. They seemed interested right up until you told them the location of said base and that you wanted it gone. That was when they hung up on you and made it very clear you are not to contact them again. Also the power armor shipment has been cancelled and no refunds.

...Clearly they knew something about that place that you are probably missing. Something bad enough to make them react like that.

Meanwhile your stalkers attempted to set up a bomb...and that was when you lost contact with them. Completely. You couldn't even sense your connection to them anymore.

Chances are this means they are dead...again.

Meanwhile Strum informs you that he has no way to dig a tunnel to the river and thus cannot do as you request. The geese meanwhile when released ignored the undead...to target our own forces.

Out of sheer frustration you decide to get a stiff drink and curse Cull...a lot. After that you decided to sit there for a bit to clear your head before finding a good vantage point to see the battlefield. Which no doubt is going very very poorly for you and your forces.

Turned it was true..the undead had your forces caught between trying to hold the surface against their flaming undead and others. While at the same time hold the line against the bio eating gases flooding parts of your tower and the undead coming in from behind it. That was when you decided to get LOST and see where that would take you.

The last thing you saw while wandering aimlessly and now very lost was a familiar looking female bandit who smiled at you before you felt something slam into your skull and fell into darkness.

That was how you awoke to some classy music sitting in a chair...wearing clothes you clearly remember not having ever worn or even owned. Across from you meanwhile was...a redhead in a classy dress who was enjoying some vintage wine. When you awoke you saw a skeleton butler approach and set down some food before you.

>>947296
Don't touch the food, but check our person for what we have and our condition.

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>947296
The view you noticed was amazing...and near the top of a familiar looking tower. That just HAPPENED to have an amazing view...of your battlefield and clearly in trouble forces.

...Fuck. Somehow your in the heart of the enemy base having dinner with who you would assume is Foxy the necromancer.

"So...let me guess Captain Cull brought you in for the training trip from hell? So that is why you got involved?"

"Yes and no," says the foxy lady. "You see...I knew about you before he came to ask for my help. I thought it such a lovely opportunity to get to...know you better. Few ways are better then getting to know someone then by being their enemy and I will admit I was quite curious."

...Shit she knew about you before all of this? "Somehow I doubt Captain Cull was anticipating this...and why show up before? Giving yourself away early?"

"Well...I wanted a closer look. After that well," begins the Foxy Lady swirling around her wine glass. "Lets just say it had been such a long time...and I didn't know if you would survive or not. Saw a chance and took it. I will admit i didn't think I would run into so easily a second time. Luck me!"

"..."

"What not hungry? Wanna leave? The door is right there, I wont stop you," she strangely gloats while gesturing at a nearby door seemingly without care or concern. "Elevator down the hall. Just tell the skeleton inside where to take you. Even to that tunnel you so thoughtfully dug to my place is fine."

"..."

"Don't trust me? Hah don't blame you," she continues with that strange drawl of hers as she eats a few morsels and sips her wine. "Truthfully even if you leave...if you run. I will greatly enjoy hunting you and beating you down before dragging you back again for a date, but I give you the option to leave as always. Why?"

"Simple," she says leaning back as she finishes her wine and has a cigar lit. "No matter you choose I will enjoy it. The process...the tracking you down. The fighting you...or even your willingness to give in. To me its all good fun and its ALL something I can get off on. As you-" she sinister smiles with a coy laugh. "Found out previously...oh that WAS a lovely night. Been so long...and after such an impressive match. I will admit...I got a little 'too excited' but you were too now weren't you?" This time she was stroking your inner thigh with her foot that carefully made its way up there from your feet.

"So go ahead...leave but know this will not be the last time. We shall meet again...and again...and again. We shall grow to know each other better and better...as only enemies can. Until one of us know better and concedes." At this point she had gotten up and approached you leaking out some oddly nice smelling smoke as she whispers into your ear. "Which I can promise you...will. Not. Stop."

With that she went back to her seat and asked with a a strange blush and oddly intense gaze. "So shall we continue our date...or shall we reconvene at a later time?"

What do?

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>947345
The food seemly perfectly safe as she had taken some from the platter to nibble on. On your possession your wearing a dusty suit and your condition besides a bump on the noggin is a normal.

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>947352
Well..I'd imagine we would be pretty hungry. Why pass up an offer of dinner? It's already been brought to us after all.

Actually, I just had a terrible idea that will once again backfire horribly.
>Ask for our men to be spared in exchange for us staying

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>947375
nope, not doin that

>>947352
>Step 1
Hold up our empty wine glass and ask "you gonna leave me hanging here". Wait for Butler to fill our glass

>Step 2
While sipping our wine.
"Well from that I can gather asking you to back down and let me get this two weeks of hell over with is out of the question?"

>Step 3
"Lets have a chat and nice meal hmm" Discuss the battlefield, learn more about her and her thought process...most importantly try to figure out her forces and thinking. Lets bring a little class to the post apoc.

>Step 4
After our nice meal and pleasantries....I can't believe i'm saying this really I cant...but shag her brains out. Bang her get in her head and bang her in there too, shag her enough to give us a chance to escape or weaken her undead control...then bolt tell her we hope she enjoys her hunt, we won't always be so easily cornered, we're a LOST, we'll certainly keep her busy.


If we are going to do this i'm pulling all the stops, if we get in her head we'll know her...*cough* weak points *cough*

>>947391
>13
...oh come on

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>947391
>>947352
As always, I support RustAnon

>>947397
You were saying?

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>947397
YOU are complaining about bad rolls? Fuck you. Just for that I'm not going to stop using dice.

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>947391
Balls of fucking steel Rust Anon. While I'm not so keen on the plan I'll support you because you've really been helpful so far and hey we might pull it off. Play hard to get the whole time, even in the sack she must wrestle us for dominance

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>947391
We do it for the men! After all a chat could get us much needed insight. Just wish Pearly or Mc Scream would be able to do anything to get us out. Leaving us to hope Mr. N would risk something. Since he probably doesn't know it's Foxy.

Really I hope our stalkers are still undead and around. They are good people.

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>947431
I miss them, they could have made hero with us.

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>947391
I just realised... Are we about to gang bang her in her head...

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>947391
The butler filled your wine glass and...it actually tasted quite good. Heavily aged no doubt its Pre Fall stock and not even a hint of vinegary taste to it.

"Afraid so, see I so enjoy the fighting and getting along with that particular bandit group is important. Professionalism you see is rampant among them not easy to deal with otherwise and I heard they have a hero backing them. Certainly would explain how oddly well supplied they are despite their taste in targets."

"So they like to bully people? Targeting the little guys?"

"Most of the time yes, they have...a lot of stockpiled supplies because of it. The rest of the time they like their harder targets. Probably to keep themselves from growing soft. They trade in drugs and other more premium products big time. Guess their taste in targets is rather broke in terms of medical supplies and the like."

"You seem to know an awfully lot about them..."

"Its because they are a rather big threat. If it wasn't for their strange policies...well lets just say I wouldn't wanna fight them. You after all are finding out what their 'training' is like."

That you are...that goddamn Cull bastard. Fucking hell does he deserve that name too.

"See they like you well know aren't like most bandit groups. Far professional and well supplied. If it wasn't for their heavy recruiting i would of long suspected them a merry band of Outlaws."

"So how about taking it easy on me within the two weeks then?"

"...If I did you would have other necromancers to contend with."

"Ah...so Captain Cull is watching then?"

"Of course he is. If you succeed however...well I DO hope you enjoy being a Boss. You would certainly deserve it...and you can likely expect something special besides that."

"Special?"

"I did say they were oddly professional did I not? Their officer corps are...remarkable. Personally I believe that every single officer of theirs went through a similar training from hell that you did."

"No shit?"

"Probably, they certainly burn though an extraordinary amount of fodder. Would it be so shocking potential officers were included?"

Now that she mentioned it...it honestly wouldn't. I mean it seems they only treated their specialists differently.

"So about the battlefield..."

"Hm business talking are we now?"

"Well of course. If we are to be enemies...would it not be best if we poked at each other's brains?"

"Hm...fine it seems your willing to take that risk. You aren't going to be the only one who...discovers things. Now as for the battlefield. Well you have forgotten something very important."

"Oh...what is that?"

"Old World Infastructure. Especially the likes of the corps with their paranoia...its more then just towers and hidden underground complexes."

"Oh..."

"You are aware," continues Foxy as she casts a spell that causes a flicker within reality. "Pockets...of reality yes? Besides our own universe and others...its possible to create these pockets. The Corps were especially fond of them."

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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>947471
>>947495
Dam player you rolling them 69s like it was nothing.

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>947500
"One of the few things they took heavily from during long ago wars between old ideology and new...the pockets of reality was one of their favorites. Thing is just like how Outsiders break into our own reality...its also possible to break into a Pocket. Thing is though you gotta know where it is...and due to their nature that can be oh so very difficult."

"Why tell me this?"

"The phantom stranger is especially fond of them...and frankly I hate that slimy prick. I can assure you it WILL take advantage of that pocket reality to attack you from within...in a ways you cannot even conceive of."

Well fuck as if all this other bullshit wasn't bad enough. "Anything else in regards to the battlefield?"

"Well there are more then just three ways of attack from above, below, and directly. Eventually they will attack you in ways beyond those three myself included."

"Let me guess...ghosts?"

"And worse," she admits.

"So what would you do if you were in my shoes?"

"As a necromancer I would hate to remind you but...well you ARE a necromancer. There are ways to steal undead...and there are ways to make them very hard to control. Set them loose even if you cannot control them but if they get in the way of the enemy...would it truly matter?"

"..."

"Don't forget undead are more then just zombies, skeletons, and ghosts. The corpsecrafted are a truly terrible foe to face even for a necromancer and there is more to it then just some...extra magical manipulations to create something unusual."

"Stuff sorta like necrotech and possessed machinery?"

"Oh baby that isn't even scratching the surface...that is barely any leaves on nothing but a single branch."

"Necromancy is more then just raising the dead, talking to them, and creating monstrosities stitched together from multiple corpses. That is just so...small. See unlike with other sciences and experiments you don't have to worry about keeping the subject well...alive. It allows you to do oh so much more baby and that is just the beginning."

"Many necromancers just bury themselves in the magics...and others just like tinkering with corpses like a much of necrotic scientists really. Yet together," she claps her hands. "THAT is when it truly becomes something extraordinary."

"Sounds like you been going easy on me..."

"Its only day what...3 now? Why would I show all my cards right off the bat?"

"So you like the more unusual undead huh and classic necro thinking?"

"If i was a classic necro would I be a bandit bitch much less a Boss? Oh you wish me nothing but a pretty little classic necromancer now don't you...sadly they aren't that easy to encounter baby. Much less go out of their way like myself."

"So during the siege what do you think I should do?"

"Well for one thing...give in sure you wouldn't accomplish it but at least you would be alive right?"

"..."

"Too soon? Well can't blame a girl for trying. Frankly you should first of all kick out your raiders. They are squishy and use up supply."

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>947542
"After that whenever your in a bind you need to unleash the crazies. They will either fix the problem...or frankly its not like they can make things much worse."

"Oh you would be surprised..."

"In the end its the same. When things are fucked your still fucked even if the crazies make you even more fucked...OR they bail your ass out. Either way you can't lose."

She does raise a very good point you have to admit.

"Next you gotta recall how bandits are a bunch of greedy little shits why do you think we are so good at looking and 'upgrading'? So repairs...or building new shit. Don't put it that way say its time to 'upgrade' your damaged rides or infastructure. Bandits a bunch of bloody idiots and wont realize the difference AND they'll figure out a way to improve it on top of the repairs or building for FREE while at the same time! I mean come on only bandits are dumb enough, just skilled enough, and with plenty of free time to pull something like that off. You gotta think like a Boss...to us there is NO such thing as mere 'repairs or building new shit'. There is only UPGRADES!"

That...actually makes a horrible amount of sense in terms of bandit logic.

"So remember its never about repairing your defenses its simply about 'upgrading' them with whatever neat little improvements their twisted little hearts and minds can come up with. The repairs...why that is just extra and getting in the way before for the REAL fun startz. Trust me bandit ingenuity is second only the survivors they ALWAYS got some 'upgrades' floating around in their seemingly empty high as a kite heads. Its right up there with the crazies always being crazy."

"Now best of all about being trapped...is make your guys think they are trapped. They will fight all the harder and remember. Beefy bandits are all a bunch of tough sons of bitches. If they weren't they would be a Speedy. Strength is a given...no matter if your a speedy or a beefy its always critical to hit hard."

"Hence why you wanna get rid of the Speedies to cause trouble for the enemy while saving up your own supplies that you are going to need. Fuck the Speedy's in a siege those little shits can not only take care of themselves out there easily enough. They can also cause the enemy a lot grief while they are at it. That is if they outside to do so...and not getting in the way on the inside."

"That wont be a enough though. Not with my situation."

"That baby is what you and your 'specialists' are for. Trust in your heavies especially once the Speedies aren't getting in their way. Those bastards literally spend all their goddamn time on thinking about sieges. Whether they are attacking or defending...they know their stuff."

"Which gives your specialists time to cook up interesting things...and gives you time to come up with the plans. Remember your bandits there is no such thing as morals in bandit warfare. Everyone else will at least think twice...not bandits they wont think at all before releasing it."

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>947570
"So what you have to last two weeks...against whatever Captain Cull can find. Trust me he can find...a lot of nasty things to throw at you. Sure its predictable at first if overwhelming...but what about later on? When your running low on supplies, ammo, and men. That is when...why that is when the REAL show will begin. When your at your weakest that is when the trickery that should of been there in the beginning...is now there when your weak."

"...I really hate Captain Cull."

"Think about it and how many think like that. Its a true testament to his skill he is even still alive."

That is true...good god how the hell is he even still alive? I mean think about it...

"So tell me about yourself. I know your one of the bosses for the Turbo Legion. How about that and your family?"

"Changing the subject now are we?"

"I know your gonna keep being careful with how you respond with your way of thinking. Might as well...find out more about you albeit indirectly."

"Oh how flattering...fine the legion as you know is divided in several parts. I lead the undead. My sister the the machines...and my other sister the actual bandit forces."

"She is a psion she doesn't lead the crazies?"

"Not a chance...we originally ran away was something i arranged to protect her from the MADNESS and our little brother from Mother. As we started with stuck with the undead and machines so as to...make it easier on her. She is very...very powerful psion. She has a very hard time blocking out others thoughts. So...I took her away and took away many of the voices. Over time she has gotten better. So its not as bad as it used to be. As is though we still cannot afford too many with actual thoughts...it doesn't help she is is very good at smashing minds into little pieces . Turning them into a bunch of raving lunatics, dead, or a zombie. At first it was usually by accident. Not so anymore..."

"...She sounds very strong in psi."

"Too strong truth be told...smart zombies and monsters hounded us since early on. The smart zombies eventually wised up with my ability to use their numbers against them and the monsters...well lets just say dearest sister started first with the monsters before moving onto humans subjects as she slowly...and very devastatingly mastered her powers. Alas she is lacking in finesse but her brute forcing can be quite spectacular."

"Now monsters run far far away when they sense her. I swear they can smell how many of their brethren she broke. Now they seem to know better."

That caused you twitch...just how many monsters would that take to traumatize them that badly? By the gods what the hell did she do their minds besides just breaking them?

"So what about your more...technologically minded sister," you ask changing the subject.

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>947605
"Oh Turbo? She is a huge robotics fetishist obsessed with trying to build the perfect boyfriend when not working on better sex toys...gotta admit though those things are amazing. Oh so very helpful when horny. Now if she weren't so busy trying to build the perfect boyfriend and was willing to find one that would be some serious progress. That would probably take a miracle though. I mean at least the other ones has the ability to peer into minds excuse and honestly despite being a necromancer. I am legitimately the one whose is most interested in men."

"..."

"No I am not joking. Out us three sisters I am the most likely to date."

"...That...that is actually kind of really impressive that the necromancer of all people is the most likely to date."

"Yeah well there you go. One is too traumatized to be interested and the other believes she can just build one. It doesn't help our little brother sorta came back thinking he was the one who was suppose to protect us instead of the other way around. Which reminds me...when you meet him tell him we aren't dating."

Well that wont be hard.

"He is too protective of us...and completely forgetting the fact that in truth he is the one who should be protected. See he ain't a psionic necromancer like yourself...and he is a real pretty boy. Throw in his power and ability frankly if it weren't for us three sisters beating off the women. Guy would of been torn to pieces by bandit bitches years ago when he was still a cute little boy if it weren't for us. Reason why we sent him away was due to their policy regarding women. Kept him safe...alas he kept that cuteness. IF only he had that handsomeness like yourself...but nope. Still got that cutie look that really pokes the bitches in special spots. Now its bit more aged...and entirely fuckable."

Wow that guy sounds even more screwed then you are.

"Well at least he ain't a unicorn no?"

"...No that is the fucking problem. You see he is still innocent in some ways and only very loosely aware of the dangers of bandit bitches."

Correction he is most definitely more fucked then you are.

"Yeah...thankfully due to us sending him off they don't realize that little fact yet. Thinking its no longer there, but eventually its going to get out. That is going to cause a bloodbath among bandit bitches once they catch that scent. Goddamn guy can only get beaten by an outside unicorn male or a rugged handsome skilled manwhore big bad ass bastard of a fearsome specimen of Men. In terms of bandit bitch panty dropping...ha so not looking forward to that conflict."

"So why not uh...find a woman for him then?"

"You think I haven't thought about it," says Foxy as she leans into her a chair and fills her glass yet again. Before drinking heavily from it with rosy cheeks from the booze. "Finding a good one is no simple task. Much less one that we sisters could get along with and would be able to handle other bandit bitches. That type of boy ass is unbelievably enticing."

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>947638
"It doesn't got the problems of an outsider and isn't as difficult to handle as the other. Worst of all is it kicks bitches right in the babymaker, punches their minds out, AND stabs them right in the heart. Guy has that look that wakes up those feminine instincts with a force of a super nova bandit bitch or not. My little brother could make a granny bandit's cunt into a waterfall."

"Well uh...certainly glad i ain't him."

"No shit. Your a specialty taste so most of the time you'll be fine. Swear the kid ain't even safe from fucking pedos because of that baby face of his...ah damn it. Hopefully Legion breaks into hero soon. We will really need the help. Rather not have to sell his ass to the closest bandit bitch hero whose interested."

At this point you realize that she is properly tipsy enough...that it should be time for you to make your move. So you get up.

"Ah leaving...ah well this turned out much better then I expected anyway," she begins as you approach.

"Actually," You begin before finishing with a hot heavy whisper into her ear. "I was thinking of continuing in the bedroom..."

Which certainly had its desired effect as she gets up and clings to you while guiding you to the bedroom. There you actually got a good proper look at her for the first time and curse yourself at having not taken a closer look the first time. Simply because you ain't ever seen tits that despite their size were fucking IMMUNE to gravity. Good god...they drew your eyes like magnets. You have seen some admittedly very nice tits since you lost your memories and porn included, but these babies...oh baby they were all natural and immune to gravity despite their size. You never would of believed it if you hadn't seen it with your own eyes. Not the biggest, softest, or downright deadly but they were absolutely the perkiest.

Finally after awhile you tore your eyes away as the rest of their dress slinked off revealing that she wasn't in fact wearing a bra...yeah definitely the most absurdly perky breasts you ever seen. Those tits should of belongs to a petite girl with their immunity to gravity goddamn. Yet somehow...they are big.

The rest of her flesh you notes has that peculiar paleness that you realized is extremely common among necromancers. Even the witch struggled with it but her...she clearly hadn't given in unlike with your master either. Instead she clearly...made it work for her. The unnatural paleness highlighting that pearly ass and tits. Much to your surprise was how they pearly white blended in with the milky whiteness and unusual paleness. She really looked pale like a ghost and honestly you would of thought her an undead specimen of pearly white porcelain living doll quality. If it weren't for her heavy breathing and blushing that climbed its way down all the way to the well taken care of firebush between her legs. You would of been convinced.

You didn't even notice her panties which you noted with the heavy black contrast.

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>947677
At this point you struggled to remind yourself of your objective. You were not to fuck her like it was quite possibly your last shag of your life unlike last time. Instead you needed to bang her so goddamn hard and you even mindfuck her into making some mistakes that you can hopefully capitalize on. Thankfully you had some experience previously...which turned out to be far too little and useless.

See this time she wasn't blinded by the fact that she hadn't gotten laid a very...very long time and fucked back as if you were a dying man who was gonna be given one last wild night. So even though she carefully made her way in the sheets and gently coaxed you between them with her. You still had one very big advantage.

You were a psion.

Hence you could quite literally mindfuck her.

So even as she attempted to delay things you played along...while probing her mind. Amazingly enough while at first she raised her guard...she actually ended up lowering it. Thereby granting you access to her thoughts and what she was feeling. You quickly capitalized on what she was clearly enjoying more then the rest...and naturally you listened to those thoughts of hers. Which while sucking you in gave you the strangest feeling in the goddamn world.

For you were...literally feeling what it felt like to be in two bodies that were lovemaking. The feeling was...extremely intoxicating and this was just the foreplay!

Good god your about to learn what it feels like to orgasm as a woman...or what it feels like to get fucked by a penis while a man...while you were at the same time the owner of said penis. Thankfully that feeling was delayed was she stretched the foreplay period out.

Unexpectedly you were actually...really thankful for this. I mean the feeling of fucking yourself as man while a woman that were both connected together...was a sensation you were desperately trying to wrap your head around before it actually happened.

As is during the foreplay you learned 2 things. 1 What she enjoyed the most and number 2 what it felt like to orgasm as a woman...repeatedly. She was kind enough to get you off too. Which you realize was probably a very good thing. As you have a feeling the pleasure of fucking while two people would probably be...way too intense to receive at once. Much less accidentally having it end too soon...due to that very fact.

Much too soon you find yourself having to face that reality and...both of you hesitated. It was during this period you realized two very important things.

1 she was still able to block off parts of her mind to you.
2 She...was also feeling what you were feeling thanks to your connect you formed between you.

That was not enough to prevent you both from taking the plunge and that was how you also accidentally mindfucked yourself in the process.

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>947696
Despite her best efforts efforts you could clearly her struggle to maintain control during the frankly absurdly confusing yet insanely pleasurable sensations that were blasting their way through both your minds. Which thanks to her slackening control you knew without a doubt would be effecting the undead under her control.

Problem is you were also having a very hard time staying afloat mentally. Now if you had some experience with psion literal mindfucks. You probably could of done a lot better but alas...you were also a virgin in this regard. So eventually you just gave up and decided to ride the insane variety and intense amount of pleasure you were feeling.

How long you were like that...honestly you don't really know. You just remember her libido being unexpectedly high then again that might just be due to her feeding off your own libido and thereby raising her own. Regardless of the actual reason you both eventually collapsed. More to due to simply not able to endure the variety sensations more then actual exhaustion within your bodies.

Both of your minds were simply...unable to continue. The strain was simply too much. Unexpectedly she actually rebounded first as you suddenly felt her climb on top before leaning down and whispering into your ear in a rich sultry voice. Was thanks for the new perspective and great pleasures, but now it was her turn.

Oh god.

Good thing your dick is too exhau-oh fuck she is casting a spell and up comes your boner.

Oh dear.

Thus Foxy began to blow your mind...this time with magic. She didn't cause a strange mind meld like you did with your psi. Instead she was clearly tapping into magic as she impaled herself carefully. Throw in a few bloody scratches for bloody magical glyphs and neat rakes for formations.

You found yourself riding a very different but intensely pleasurable trip. This time though...it targeted your body and strangely enough soul. There was a barrier that probably only you could feel between minds. The rest however you could feel your soul was carefully but with strangely intense pleasure being partially pulled out and started to...connect to her own soul with which she did the same with her own.

What surprised you was the intensely powerful but yet oddly familiar sensations floating around in her soul. Magic you realized...and something else. Which upon closer examination you realized was psi latency but it was..twisted and much weaker then your own own. That was when you realized that she had potential...but not personally. It was more something to do with those related to her given how fragmented and weak it was but surprisingly whole.

A connection to the Oneness you realized...but not directly not even potentially but indirect. Stronger then those with only the weakest links but still stronger then those with potential or awakened.

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>947713
Strange how you could sense this indirectly through the soul...amazing how well connected the soul is to the body to allow such mirroring you realize. Sadly you weren't able to study it too much before you dragged away. This time you found yourself in a strange place...you could still clearly sense your body having sense.

but it felt oddly far away...yet not. A very dizzying sensation for yourself as you realize that as a psion you were unusually resistant to whatever...this was suppose to be. You soon found you when you realized Foxy approached you and upon seeing your dizziness and confusion. Cursed lightly about incompatible difficulties with psi and magic before giving you a very...very strong kiss. Which had some mighty strange effects.

You see your dizziness and confusion was...blown away by sheer pleasure. You were still confused and oddly dizzy, but she had clearly taken control and guided the strange difficulties you faced into a pleasurable realm. A very strange realm because you realized that you were feel intense pleasure...but it wasn't hers but rather strictly your own. While it wasn't nearly as strange as your previous accomplishment it was just as overwhelming.

Because you were getting blasted by pleasurable magics and soaked in the clearly augmented pleasures that was magically enhanced. Not to mention sort of being in two places at once that you realized was actually some soul trickery. Regardless it had some amazing properties that were unique to magic and not relying upon unearthly connection like with the psi method. Instead this one relied upon magics to unleash never before felt pleasures and to further enhanced physical ones.

You could clearly tell that the sex...felt like a much stronger and more enhanced version. If it weren't for sexual stamina enhancing magics you would not have been able to keep up. Thankfully you were and your soul was...enjoying its own pleasures with Foxy's guidance.

Your body pretty much at being on auto pilot as it knew EXACTLY what to do thanks to your previous trick...and so too did her body. Leading to yet more mindblowingly great sex.

You admit you kinda wanna know what it would feel like to reconnect your minds while having this magical effects in place...but you have the feeling if your not very careful. It could quite possibly kill you both through sheer pleasure.

You soul too was...having its own unique pleasures in a different space. That for all intents and purposes would of had you drowning in pleasures. If it wasn't for Foxy's guidance keeping your soul afloat and helping protect you against the psi backlash that was attempting to ruin things.

You begin to realize this must be oddly similar to what Foxy felt with your trick when trying to maintain control. She however unlike you...actually did her best to assist you with your difficulty. Where you had left her on her own...which honestly kind of made you feel bad and like awkward feeling dick.

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>947734
Eventually the spells waned drawing you back to normal. Alas you were hit by even more physical exhaustion with this time with some new soul based tiredness. Suffice it to say you failed miserably at staying conscious as you passed out.

Which is how you awoke to a what you realized is a very comfy large bed in a luxurious room while having the mother of all killer migraines. Not to mention your body felt like it just got got done fucking a nympho full orgy as a one man performance act and your balls honestly feel like a pair of raisins. Your dick your're pretty sure is gonna have trouble just taking a piss much less fucking again anytime soon. Surprisingly though your body felt worse when fucking that demon witch...but at least back then you had a healing pool and she was much more cruel.

As is you deeply regret some of your choices the previous night...and soon realize you weren't the only one groaning in bed.

"Owwie," mutters Foxy in pain. "Damn it...I should of waited till next time to show off but I just HAD to get competitive...ow."

So apparently you aren't the only one feeling like shit. Fuck how are you suppose to deal with a psi migraine like this? If only you knew...damn your psi inexperience.

You gotta say though Foxy's unusual coldness certainly explains both why your unusually cold despite the bedding and why she is so close leaching body heat.

"Hey foxy...how about next time...we take turns," you suggest.

"Ugh...fine...deal. Ow...goddamn it...unless its a special day like holidays, birthdays, special pleasure trips, and anniversies."

"Ugh...crap I was suppose to be back with my guys by now," you say trying to get up and leave.

"Ah they're fine," says Foxy swinging her body to the side. Thereby throwing herself partially on you keeping you pinned down more heavily. While letting you to enjoy more of her nice if chilly body,and stroking your face with an available hand. "Just...stay...got a guy asking my sister how to deal with psi migraines...never had to deal with one of these before. Body wise...healing magics but don't expect your crotch to work for at least a week minimum. Trust me I speak from experience..."

"...You have got to be kidding me. This is a regular THING for you?"

"Nope, hence why I tend to go overboard," explains Foxy. "Truth be told it works quite well if you can get passed the pain and get laid very rarely."

"...Your just trying to keep me to yourself aren't you?"

"Ah don't flatter yourself," says Foxy. "The reason why I liked my sisters sex toys so much was they did something very similar...with less penis. Can't be a slut as a role model for my sisters you see."

"...Huh wow your vagina certainly did not feel like it was so well excerised."

"Why thank you," replies Foxy with shocking sincerity. "and your penis is also quite nice. Especially now that I gotta proper look at it and was no longer blinded by horniness. Gotta admit I was rather worried you would actually have a inadequate penis."

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>>947768
>>947734
>>947713
>>947696
>>947677
BASED LEWDS. THANK YOU GENIE.

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>947768
"That...that hurts Foxy but is oddly relieving at the same time."

"Oh honey ALL women are think like that...they just wont tell you the truth."

"So your lying?"

"Hey you told the truth about my vagina. Why can't I do the same for your penis as thanks?"

"...Fair enough."

"So you liked how it looked down there," she ask with what you originally thought was heat due to horniness but you realized was actually heat due to...overuse. Feels oddly like a rug burn. You know because your penis feels the same way.

"I will admit...it is much more well taken care of then I would of thought. I was thinking full on jungle or shaved at best."

"So...not your thing?"

"Eh...better then shaved demon."

"Ouch."

"Oh yeah if there was any hair...good god the tentacle hairs. So I was actually rather thankful."

"Yeah I never went for demons...all that sadism, cruelty, and tentacles."

"Yeah...I learned that the hard way sadly."

"Good to know your ass is ready then."

"Oh HELL no."

"Hah just messing with you..."

"So...I just gotta ask does your sister Turbo have a tentacle fuck machine?"

"Let me put it this anything she could turn into fuck toy she has made the industrial long term machine grade version. If it wasn't for her extensive replacement of certain plumbing even the biggest overrused aged turbo slut nympho who had many bastard children would of been notably tighter. Despite the fact she is a virgin to actual dick...or pussy for that matter."

"So tentacle industrial sex machine is a yes then."

"Her sex 'dungeon' ahem workshop is a very magical place...but without the magic and using robotics instead."

"You know I kinda wanna see it...but at the same time I don't want to."

"You should of seen the time i convinced some bandits that was in fact our rape dungeon. HAHAH...oh god I never seen such scared bandits. Too bad it didn't do shit on the Dok's or tek's. But the rest? Priceless."

What do?
>Have breakfast with Foxy
>Stay in bed
>Get a move on shit what happened while you were...occupied.
>Wait long enough to get the cure
>Other?

>>947770
Being lewd without being explicit is shockingly easy when you have psi or magic bullshit. Closest thing i ever done to erotica right there. Did something similar with Petyr and Abigail.

...poor poor Petyr. Never would of survived that high impact sexual violence without some serious augmentation. It didn't help her adoptive big sis was an amazon...snu snu Petyr very nearly died to it...repeatedly.

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>947778
Bah meant very magical 'realm' instead of 'place'.

And this line was actually

"Hah just messing with you...maybe."

Too fucking tired and am now making important mistakes so I am gonna crash. Fuck that took forever to write...

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>947778
>Have breakfast with Foxy
Ask her what's going on while we were out as it were. Then have our Stalkers give us a hand back. The next wave is coming after all

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>947785
Your stalkers are fine. She merely...'hijacked' them (temporarily) but was planning to give them back to you. This you have found out due to pillow talk.

Now if you hadn't gone up against a necromancer with a poor idea like that combined with a bad roll. Your stalkers would of been screwed.

A necromancer meanwhile would just try to steal such high quality undead.

Basically only reason you got them back was due to her being a necromancer and liking your guy enough to return them.

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>947778
Well I'll be damned. That was uhhh quite the adventure, damn. Well at least it's over for now.

>Get a move on shit what happened while you were...occupied.
As we leave make it very clear we'd love to stay for an actual good meal but we've got another week and a half of a siege to prep for unless she is willing to have her undead help us while we have breakfast and make our base fucking awesome

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>947878
Where have you been rust you earned us a female orgasm! I'll support this then instead of my action

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>947778
>Wait long enough to get the cure
Finding out what the psi migraine cure is could actually be important information for us.

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>947890
I suggest we just ask her over breakfast. We have a siege to prep for still and an unknown predicament at base. I wonder if we earned PSI experience from that?

>>947902
But...you voted against staying for breakfast. More to the point, she herself has no idea how to deal with psi migraines.

If our base survived the night, they can survive a few more hours without us. It is true that we can use all the time we can get to prepare, but when will we get another chance to learn how to deal with the negative effects of psi use?

>>947913
fuck i'm tired....uugghhhh I kinda meant what I mentioned, IF we stay for breakfast ask it

>>947916
I wonder if we could simply send a message to our camp to start "upgrading."

>>947918
Well i'd suggest we personally oversee it for the Exp and such but i'm hitting the hay. I'll get back to plans tomorrow when i'm rested and reliable

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>947918
I would say to do it with our powers but that would probably be a bad idea. Though we can probably relay the message to pearly and have him tell mcscream and then mcscream does what he does best and just starts screaming "UPGRADES FOR THE UPGRADE GOD"
>>947902
And we ask her over for breakfast if she doesn't mind rations

>>947778
Have breakfast with Foxy and wait for the cure.
Ask her if there's any longing effect of her playing with our soul. Wouldn't want to get soulbound.

Overseeing the upgrading is of use to us, for the EXP.

In the end, I'm not sure we want to become a Bandit Boss; it'll likely lock us in a common hero class. If we aren't stuck in this right after the siege and actually get to learn from the Lawbringers, I'd be for the best.

If we don't get to pass by that, maybe bail out or 'get rescued' by TSO, as this wasn't what she asked of Cull (Becoming bandit boss)...
Gotta get back to our necromancer mistress and actually start learning.

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>948027
And here is my roll.

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>948027
I just want to work on getting lost

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>948035
Me too, me too.
This class is to be our founding pillar to heroism, fusing the others into a comprehensive network.

Lost NecoPsi-Magus sounds strange, better find a neat title.

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>948029
>>948047
Oh hey, double roll again.

Rolled 86 (1d100)

Should we attempt to contact those bots again since we're cool but not cool with foxy?

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>948118
Good idea, esp if she can vouch for it. It'd be a shame to lose an assassin droid shell.

>>948118
Ask Mr. N if he can. Talking is what he does.

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>948118
Yes please we could def use that loot. Hell hey mr. N to start repairing the relations if need be

>>948168
That and fuck female bandit bosses, he should be proud of our most recent exploit.

>>948340
Yeah, "Proud"
Or confirming MAD

>>948364
So we are a sexual deviant I didn't vote for this, or any of the sexual actions for that matter, in fact fought hard for our character to be gay in the creation thread. I am enjoying it but Anonymous did this, not me.

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>948027
Actually unlocking the Bandit Boss class would probably be a good thing.

Bandit Boss+Paramilitary Officer is a nasty combo. Combine it with some sort of Undead leadership and Psi-Magic somehow and...we've got the makings of something very special there. We'll get some combat-oriented Psi and/or Magic classes from the Lawbringers, I'm sure, and...well anyway, everything's turning out rather well.

Now we just need to incorporate our Scavenger and Looter stuff somehow.

>>948047
>>948029
>>948027
Vote.

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>948368
It might be, but the consensus was to keep focusing on psi-magi and branching on necro-psi.

Officer, as Genie mentioned, is a common class in the post-apocalypse.
We don't want to be common, it's one of the reasons we didn't stick with that other bandit gang a long time ago.

>>948368>>948382
Thing is, the way we go, Bandit Boss would affect/become our Hero class.
I fell that our Psi-magus and necromancer classes aren't high-ranked enough to risk getting locked into Bandit Boss/officer for a while.

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>947713
This is some sort of hint about the Secret of Nothing.

>>947605
The reason most people don't think of using overwhelming force at first, and then tricks later is because most people don't have access to inexhaustible overwhelming force. Otherwise everyone would think like that.

>>948404
Well it'll all affect our hero class.

It's...fairly unlikely we'll immediately rank up to Elite Bandit Boss after this training trip (though distinctly possible), and Paramilitary Officer would be a separate class with separate exp til we fused them (which we don't know how fusing effects exp ranks).

I don't think it's something to worry about because if we get close to hitting elite in something that we don't want to dominate then we can just tell Captain Cull or whoever "Hey, i don't want to break through yet."

This being said, hopefully if we're lucky you still need an awakening moment to cross the threshold. Even better if you have to consciously want to become a hero for it to work too.

In sum, i feel it's only a good thing, because it synergizes well with certain aspects of necromancy, and will probably be easy to fuse with other things we already planned on working towards.

>>948431
It'll be pretty darn close, closer than ranking to elite with Lost / Psi-magus / Necromancer (fusion?)
A wrong move (dice roll)
> if you have to consciously want to become a hero
Doubtful we can hold on long enough, there certainly will be a new-anon (or a few) that'll throw a wrench in there and opt for Hero awakening, as there are definite advantages from this status.

>>947792
Hey Genie, mind sharing our current rank status, or is it too fluctuating atm?

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>948447
Pastebin hasn't been updated but here is what we had awhile back http://pastebin.com/LzQwFuz4
>>948382
Bingo jack, how about we call up Ole Cull and give it to him straight.
>look we don't want to be a bandit boss and we don't want to get stuck with a common class

When do you think Genie will wake up? Any idea which TZ he's posting from?

>>948557
The Genie exists outside space and time and strapped to a train, forever screaming

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>948027
So the consensus is stick around with Fox for breakfast.

>>948118
>>948168
>So ask foxy about the bots or contact Mr N about it?

Both?
>>948340
He would be impressed thinking your a dumb ass but impressed nonetheless.

>>948688
You...I like you.

>>948447
Not really its largely the same but your developing an officer class which I wont reveal yet.

>>948367
In my defense magi are all notorious perverts for a very simple reason.

Magic.

Truth be told I would of been much more surprised if you didn't turn into one. Yes this means Foxy is also a deviant but she much more mellow due to being a necromancer.

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>948926
>have foxy do it
I mean they were so quick to drop us they might be quick to obey her order

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>948027
You decide to stick around long enough for breakfast with foxy. Figuring its not like this short delay will likely make much a difference. That is how you find yourself in a silky bathroom sitting across from Fox with a series of breakfast being displayed on the table before you. Enjoying some fruit juice while Foxy chose milk.

"So for the soul play...there isn't a longing effect included now is there?"

"Well now that would be cheating...and so no, but your soul is still gonna remember that pleasure. So don't expect to feel not wanting to experience it ever or eventually getting into harder things. Your still a newbie so I kept it simple for the metaphysical pleasures."

"Ah and not the other?"

"Hey now your the one who started that one, I merely had to defend myself. First time for me too to experience what it felt like to be a...man in the throes of pleasure. gotta admit, it made me feel real proud of myself knowing I was able to get those kind of reactions out of you," gloated Foxy.

You admittedly also felt similar and Foxy was able to read that on your face which made her grin larger. Thankfully you were saved by the arrival of the skeletal butler with two steaming mugs of...something.

"This is apparently the psi migraine cure. It should help with the pain," says Foxy as she chugs it down. "Blah...strong stuff such strong psi herbs...ack."

Which was true when you took a sniff the steam did provide some sweet relief to your killer migraine so you drank it...and it was to you as a psion a much bigger shock. As it exploded into your mind and seeped into the cracks. Helping ease your pain and refreshing you at the same time.

Sometime after that Foxy was kind enough to guide you on your way to the exit. There you ran into your previously missing stalkers...who seemed to have an odd aversion to Foxy even as she gave you a peck on the cheek before whispering into your ear that she would see you again...very soon.

That was how you eventually got back to base and noticed...a lot of damage. Amazingly enough your forces were still there but they had a very rough night. For you see the first half of the night the undead attacked but...something interfered with them somehow messing them up. The second half the night however contained the Outsiders and its only in the morning they finally got some relief.

What are your orders?

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>948926
So what your saying is once we've had a few more "dates" we'll wake up on day "married", do to Necromancers being romantics sometimes...then if we don't escape we'll have to endure Consummation night...and THEN if if don't escape...the Dreaded honeymoon where a girl can go wild because your already hers....gods help us.

Yeah I guess we'll do that stuff. I'm gonna grab food then get back to strats. God im seeing so many flaws in my earlier ones, shame on me. SHAME!

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>949001
>UPGRADE defence
>have mr. N contact the bots for the trade gone wrong
>set up defences and traps at our love tunnel
>recruit any nearby trials or bandits

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>949001
Well...they ain't under attack atm so I guess it's back to business.

1) Traps and range markers
2) Dig in gun emplacements for max fire saturation
3) Send our Bandits raiders out to do just that, RAID
4) resupply and have the guys get a little shut eye however brief
5) Inform STRUM of the Pocket dimension thing and that info
6) Raise some more undead, lets look for some more specials
7) LOOT time
8) Inform the machines to get there asses over here us and Foxy have an...understanding NOW DELIVER OR SUFFER HER WRATH
9) Get some tunnels set up to give us flanking positions and such, full Vietnam
10) Get our own sit-rep.
11) PERSONALLY We need to see if we can do what Foxy mentioned, tinkering with some bodies for more special undead and stuff
12) Dig a big as hole and throw bodies in and get the ready to burn...I have a crazy idea for a trap, we rez a horde of flaming zombies and release control sicking them on our foes, but only when we decide it is the time.


Sorry eating atm

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>949042
>>949030
pretty much these bit, sorry I forgot Mr. N. Combo time

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>949042
Yeah, that's fleshed out more that what I put. I'm good with this

>>949051
>>949045
Well im glad we get along

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>949042
Welcome back Rust Anon, guide us, supporting

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>949057
Hey you make solid plans and even if they aren't solid you have the details down, plus you make bad decisions too like most of us. I can always get behind all of that

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>949042
Plan-anon is back in time, support!

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>949003
I wont spoil any of it but...Foxy is going to be a huge pain in your ass. With the only person who could possibly offer your guy some advice being N. hah that is gonna be a fun conversation...

>>949042
Traps and new adjusted range markers are placed.
Gun emplacements are dug.
Raiders are sent out.
Rest of your forces meanwhile get some shut eye before the next attack arrives.
Strum isn't happy that you know about the pocket dimension but says he will look into it. Which sounds like there really IS a problem with it just as Foxy said.
More undead are animated.
Machines are contacted...and your put on hold. Later a message comes in the delivery will come tomorrow.
Undead start digging new tunnels.
You work on tinkering with undead problem is you only really know how to brute force it and sometimes detect corpses with unusual potential. This other stuff Foxy mentioned...your having a hard time figuring out. Yeah you know its there but you don't really know how to access it properly.
Another hole is dug to serve as s mass graveyard.

What are your orders?

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>949097
Reanimate the smart zombie brain. More controllers dam It!

Have the boys upgrade all our shit and the base's while we can.

>>948382
>>948447
>>948382
>Officer, as Genie mentioned, is a common class in the post-apocalypse
Except that Genie said commander/leadership heroes are some of the rarest and most valuable heroes in the post apocalypse.

>We don't want to be common, it's one of the reasons we didn't stick with that other bandit gang a long time ago.
Who? Those tek/dok bandits the numbskullz? We just always knew we could do better, and had better chances with TSO anyway.

We don't even HAVE AN Officer Class right now, how can you say that it'll be closer to catching elite status than Psi-Mage or Lost or Necromancer by the end of this?

>>948486
He'll tell us to go fuck ourselves, and then make the siege 10 times worse.

>>948926
Does it require conscious effort and desire to awaken as a hero? I.E. will we, as an individual (not a unit in a civ) instantly pop into being a hero as soon as we gain a class that's elite?

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>949097
>>949173
That is a good idea.

"Alright boys, the defenses are mostly repaired. Now it's time to...UPGRADE them. To your hearts' content! Heavies, this is your task. Whoever comes up with the best upgrades to all our defenses (don't forget the turrets!) receives the lion's share of the incoming loot from the Raiders to use for more UPGRADES!

And also gets an increased chance of obtaining power armor from the shipment tomorrow."

That last part ought to really get their attention.

"Specials, we need you to begin practicing your expertises. Teks, see if you can't assist the heavies in upgrading the turrets, or our power supply. Doks, we need some combat drugs (ought to get a bonus to this seeing as these doks are from the local drug-dealing bandit gang).

Magical specials, see if you can't detect any pocket dimensions around here...we know there's one or more somewhere nearby.

Psionic specials, we need you to go about strengthening morale. We don't really care how you do it.

Crazies, your task is to assist in searching for the Pocket Dimension for now."

Raider orders, meanwhile, are to stay out continuously raiding. We should direct their raids in such a fashion that they also function as scouting forces though. By the way, vehicles are a hot item.

AMY, if you could be a dear and perhaps give the Teks copies of some of your targeting programs to upgrade the turrets and other bots with that would be swell.

We should, ourselves, continue to attempt to raise special undead stitched together from several different corpses. Or, if AMY brought the Psionic-Undead Book, we should spend our time reading through it for insights.

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>949194
you can suppress it but only for so long.

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>949237
ok ill support bwecause I can't write atm. Welcome Yellow Anon

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>949240
It would tend to take a moment of stress or something for it to come out though?

What about changing hero type once you're already a hero? Like, full on properly changing hero type not just upgrading down a different path or something.

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>949237
Support

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>949237
Yellow anon to the rescue

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>949237
I'm glad you are here you wonderful person. It is not fun writing on a phone. Nor do I have the free time at work.

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>949255
A lot of effort or if you desperate demotion. Basically you either choose to upgrade your way there or throw everything away to start over with.

>>949237
Troops work on upgrading defenses.

Teks work on our tek and the Dok's start cooking up chems. With some interesting feedback from Strum. Magical specials try to find pocket dimension. All they can find is certain reality instability which may prove troublesome with Outsiders using it to their advantage.

Psions meanwhile aren't really sure how to boost morale without direct mental tinkering.

Crazies try and fail to find the pocket dimension.

Raiders report monsters are inbound to our location.

Amy transfers over some software copies.

You meanwhile work on animating undead from stitched together corpses. Which while at first was tricky was surprisingly straight forward and easy once you got a hang of it.

Discovered Undead Recipe Stitched Corpses

What do?

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>949287
>speedies go harass our guests, McScream go with them.
>stitched up abominations go forth to meet our guests, common undead you too
>heavies ready your weapons and prepare for the assault
For our own action
>attempt to mentally dominate some if not all of the monsters

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>949324
Sure

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>949324
Vote one inbound

So are we going to actually kick the raiders out as suggested at some point, or just send them on constant raids?
We should really try to coordinate with Strum and the corporate personnel, especially on the pocket dimension. They don't like that we know about it, but they should really be more concerned that we know about it because the enemy knows about and is going to use it.

>>949255
Regarding this whole line of dialogue: the only class that's even close-ish to elite is scavenger, which is veteran-only one upgrade away.

All the other shit: remember, you can't gain more than one rank at a time in a class.

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>949194
Double 1 rolls on specifically training it, that's how. There's a reason why ranks haven't been expressed by Genie since the start of the siege.

There always was the possibility of keeping with the numbskullz for longer, as TSO was close enough to return to once ready, but we didn't want to specialize into Bandit trees.

Generalist leadership heroes are the rare ones, not the specialist ones. It's also very hard to get.

>...problem is they are both very obvious and not as strong as other heroes making them vulnerable even including the heroic tier plot armor. Plot Armor can only go so far especially should the dice(luck) decide it hates you.
We're unlucky enough to suffer greatly from a Leadership Hero class.

>>949287
Here we go
>>949324

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>949362
I feel we should keep the raiders. They are our main means of resupply. They take up resources, but if they are out looting. They shouldn't get in the way.

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>949324
Mcscream having recovered somewhat leaves with the speedies to attack the incoming monsters. Which they do so but there are unsurprisingly no small number of the slimy bastards. McScream seems to the be the one who did the most damage at least until it was driven away by the monsters.

undead meanwhile advanced and slammed into the monsters. Which wasn't something they were expecting us sending out some of our forces to meet them on the battlefield instead of just turtling up. Sadly they were too many of them as they eventually overran out undead but they did buy our troops time to prepare.

So the monsters slammed into the the defenses being ran by the heavies and ran into stiff resistance. You meanwhile attempted to dominate some of them mentally. It was your first time but after searching for awhile you were able to find a few ones so weak that even you could dominate their minds.

Acquired a few psi zombie monsters.

What are your orders?

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>949531
>dominated monsters start backtracking and attack from their insides
>heavies continue your assault
>stalkers assault from their sides but do not give yourself away enough to warrant them to send a large group to you, preferable from a higher altitude
>speedies if any of you are left stop bring the corpses of your kind back to base
>pearly raise a wall around our guests and make them at home
Our action
>use our psi-magi ability to cast a large firestorm at them.

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>949639
Thats... actually not half bad. Support

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>949639
>>949661
Yeah.
Or the speedies can bring back any corpses they can get. Other than that, yeah.

>>949639
also we need to stop saying "assault" when we mean "defense"

>>949696
Bad habit to break, sorry mate

>>949690
Hey look at that you rolled a 100
Kudos man, your good luck may be coming around

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>949639
The dominated monsters betrayal sowed some chaos within their ranks. Meanwhile the heavies enacted a counterattack which successfully dislodged the monsters and forced them into a retreat. Stalkers meanwhile did some sniping, some impressive acrobatics, and rode lines between skyscrapers they set up.

Speedies meanwhile looted quite a few corpses while Pearly rose up walls among the enemy further dividing their forces.

You meanwhile successfully managed to unleash a fire storm spell that sweeped its way through their ranks before the monsters had a chance to retreat.

What are your orders?

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>949896
If their dead raise some dead
If their are not raise some dead
Send out speedies to patrol again
Upgrade defence
Send mr. N. To do some recruiting

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>949896
Goddamn I wish we had some tribals.

>Collect Monsters, divide up into food-grade and undead-fodder. Doks can probably oversee this. Strum is also probably capable of helping.
They should be nice and toasty too. If Strum can identify any better uses for the monster components, then he has first dibs on them.

Heavies, Teks, get back to the upgrades.

"Troops, you all did spectacularly well right there. Congratulations, and it's an honor to command you lot of sorry-ass newbies on your journey to becoming the hardest of asses."

Psions, boost morale. This time by subtly modifying everyone's memory of what just happened. Make it seem like even more of a curbstomp than it was, and make them all feel like fucking badasses.

Raiders, continue raiding. We want you to bring back 1/2 of the loot that you're securing to base on a regular, cyclical schedule (one group at a time so we get a more-or-less constant stream). 1/4 you are to stash outside the base in various locations where you can access it later if needbe to provide assistance to us. The other 1/4 is all yours to do with as you please.

(If this goes against bandit convention in any way, then nevermind but they do need to create hidden stashes outside the base to some extent or another.)

Magical Specials, get with Strum and see if there's any way to upgrade our energy weapon defenses. He's got something special on his lasers, maybe there's something to be done with our energy turrets too.

>Our Action
Let's go look for that pocket dimension with AMY, a Crazy Squad Leader, Mister N (if available, otherwise a Magical Squad Leader), a Tek, a Dok, and our Stalkers.

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>949966
Yay!

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>949966
If we still can't find it then next turn we'll just kind of wander around looking for it. Get Lost.

We can actually do that this turn if we don't have any luck looking for it conventionally.

>>949982
Or maybe we should focus on finding a different way to improve our odds of survival. Perhaps by making more undead. If we can't find the dimensional pocket this turn that is.

>>950070
Well we're stockpiling corpses. That's investment for the future undead. We really need to find that PD before it fucks us though. We have enough trouble against outsiders as it is without them gaining that sort of advantage over us.

I consider finding the dimensional pocket an almost almighty way of improving our odds of survival. If we can get to it, loot it, and collapse it before the Phantom Stranger uses it for their purposes it will strengthen us and weaken him at once.

>>950094
I suppose collapsing it would be good if it's possible.
I thought we were looking for it so we could use it ourselves. Set an ambush for the Phantom Stranger, since they don't know we know about it.

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>949966
I can get behind this