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>>943570
>A)
Not the farewell tour, poor Kuro

>>943570
>A) Tell your family

>>943570
>A) Tell your family

>>943570
>A) Tell your family

>>943570
>A)

>>943583
>>943588
>>943594
>>943612
>>943631
You dress up in your standard get up after waking up, taking a little more care than usual to look your best. You even make some progress in taming your softly spiked hair. You managed to delay your mother for the morning and neither Shirou nor your father have missions today.

You manage to gather your family into one room, even Shirou and Haiiro are here together.

How do you break the news?

>Write in

>>943637
>>Write in
Tell them that you're going to the moon and why. Be as blunt about it as possible

>>943637
>Be honest, explain that it's because of our heritage and that coming events might put us in danger along with our own hotheadness.

Also, how was your day off with your girlfriend, Country?

>>943651
It was pretty good, thanks for asking.

>>943637
The hokage is sending me off to the moon possibly for several years for no legitimate reason

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>>943710
>trying to act pissy about the Hokage where he could have us under watch

>>943646
>>943651
"The Hokage told me," you begin, inhaling to suppress the butterflies in your stomach, "that because of my unique nature, and an apparent increase in world tension, that I have to be sent to the moon for some time, in a month." You know that you're being blunt, but you figure you have to be, it will be easier this way.

"K-Kuro, what do you mean?" Haiiro begins before anyone else can speak.

Cutting you off, your mother responds to Haiiro, "We'll explain more about this later," she turns to you, obviously suppressing her emotions, your mother may no longer be a ninja, but she certainly has a good poker face. "Kuro, I'm so sorry, this is all my fault." She hugs you.

"We'll talk, just the two of us later, alright Kuro," your father tells you, similarly masking his feelings. He puts his hand on your mother's shoulder.

Shirou doesn't say anything, and you can't tell what she's thinking just by looking at her.

>A) Say more to someone in your family (Who? What?)

>B) Go tell your team

>C) Go tell our girlfriend

>D) Go tell some of your friends

>>943756
>>B) Go tell your team

>>943754
Why did Netflix jew us out of season 3?
>>943710
I could have had him Gaara you desu.

>>943756
>B)
>>943763
Because Netflix is run by the global Zionist conspiracy. I actually haven't gotten around to watching the whole show, just saw like the first few episodes and thought Izana had good taste in terms of being made into reaction images.

Also, that fucker can Gaara people? Damn, some respect has been earned.

>>943756
>B) Go tell your team

>>943776
Gaara as fuck with you like Rasa did with his son. Maybe not to the same degree, but still.

>>943756
>B)

>>943776
>Izana
>good taste
Dice confirmed some sort of half fag, I guess.

>>943756
>B) Go tell your team

>>943760
>>943776
>>943779
>>943786
>>943791
How do you want to do this?

Individually
>What order do you see them in?

OR

All together
>Where do you gather them?

>>943787
I meant she was good for using as reaction images. Don't really have anyone that I see as a good choice in the show since I've only watched... four episodes?

>>943781
>Indiscriminately murder with our not!Susanoo
>Don't do a fear anything
Missed opportunity desu

>>943797
>All together
At the restaurant?

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>>943798
>she

>>943800
There are plenty of people able to stop you in the leaf.

>>943802
Might not be the best idea in case emotions run high.

>>943797
>Individually

>>943810
She, he, it, I don't fucking care when I'm being accused by a desu faggot. I just use her for reaction images.

>>943797
>All together
At the training field near the forest of death where we trained with Hakurin and Sensei

>>943814
I don't have a lot of Suiseiseki that aren't desu on my computer. My point is that s/he/they aren't anything yet.

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>>943818
>Even when I have no taste, I cannot meet Country's standards of waifu-taste and political correctness

I should just give up on trying to choose right in your eyes.

>>943827
Izana is fine for reactions, I'm just using you as practice for judging my kids one day.
>>943802
>>943815
>Training field it is
>Writing

>>943836
Congratulations, you've crushed all my hopes and dreams and now, not even you saying things are okay will repair them.

>>943815
You message your teammates along with Hōōmaru-sensei, telling them to meet you at the training field nearest the Forest of Death, where you trained with Hakurin and Hōōmaru-sensei in the past.

You arrive there a few minutes before your teammates do, and each trickles in on their own time. Hōōmaru-sensei arrives first, about five minutes after you got there, followed by Hakurin, who shows up ten minutes after sensei, then Jimmaru, a few minutes after Hakurin.

Once you're all gathered together, it's time for you to break the news to your team.

How do you break the news?

>Write-in

>>943856
I'm goin to the moon bitches, later

>>943856
Tell them exactly what we told our family

>>943866
This

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>>943852
It's not like I'm not sorry you baka.

>>943856
I support the "going to the moon bitches" sentiment

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>>943856
Just go with Fourstar's response.
>>943874
>mfw you say you're sorry, but then you start your tsun tsun shit all over again.

>>943866
>>943871
>>943884
"Now that we're all her together, I'm sorry that I have to tell you guys this but the Hokage is sending me to the moon in a month for the foreseeable future." You tell your team as calmly as you can.

"That really sucks," Jimmaru says, sounding pretty distraught at the news. "And there's nothing that we can do about it?" He asks.

You shake your head.

"I-I'm really sorry to hear that," Hakurin says, and it sounds like she's suppressing a good deal of rage. "And even sorrier to hear that there's nothing we can do about it." She crosses her arms, "I'll find a way to give him some trouble."

You're blindsided by an older girl's chest colliding with the side of your head. "Kuro! This is all my fault!" Hōōmaru-sensei cries out, shaking her head and hugging you tightly. "I should have kept this under wraps, I should have helped you be less of a hothead, I'm a sorry, sorry jounin sensei!"

>A) Comfort sensei

>B) Say something to Hakurin (What?)

>C) Say something to Jimmaru (What?)

>D) Say nothing

>E) Something else (What?)

>>943921
>>A) Comfort sensei
>Less of a hothead
You eat a few people, and all of a sudden...

>>943921
>A)
>B)
While I appreciate the thought Hakurin please don't do anything rash

>>943921
>A) Comfort sensei
>try to resist the urge to motorboat sensei and fail

>>943921
>A) Comfort sensei
I don't get why people say we're a hothead. Anyway it's more the hokages fault for being a shit and our parents decided that making us into a half monster was a pretty rad idea

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>>943884
Fine then, don't accept my apology, just hide behind your futa Rukia.
>>943932
They think it's hotheadedness when in reality you sometimes have a hard time controlling the compulsions of the Otsutsuki bloodlines.
>>943924
Don't forget the guy you crushed. And the other guy you half-crushed.

>>943937
Minor things, really

>>943921
>A)
It's not your fault, sensei...
>B)
Please don't, I've always gotten myself in trouble in the past for giving him trouble. No need for our whole team to get a bad rep because of me.
>>943937
And the guy murdered in the hospital. If they're futa Rukia, does that mean you're going to find them an adopted brother or sister for them to fuck? :^|

>>943937
shieet them mufuggas raciss as fuck
we a good boi we bout to turn our life around
#moonlivesmater

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>>943946
>Kuro gets shot by ANBU for eating someone in the street
>Other moonniggers all six of them. riot in the street and only show his Chunin Promotion picture.
>>943945
Yeah, him to. Insulting a man's ship is almost as bad as insulting a man's waifu, you know that Dice.
>>943939
The current Nine Tails Jinchuuriki hasn't even killed anyone (outside of missions and shit) yet.

>Writing

>>943924
>>943928
>>943931
>>943932
>>943945
Except I forgot that you have to roll the first three 1d100 for comforting sensei.

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>943955

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>>943955
Poor Sensei

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>>943958
Neat

>>943958
kek what the fuck man we finally had a few threads without senseifags being annoying

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>>943962
I'm just a simple Hakurinfag but a Baratsuchi is fine too

>>943954
Well, I guess we can call ourselves even for you killing Momo and shitting on all my waifus.
>>943958
Beautiful.

>>943965
The majority of your waifus are shit though

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>>943958
Because of your taste, I'm using my worst one.

>Writing

>>943964
I like Baratsuchi overall but lately she acts more like a stereotypical haughty ojou for some reason. Or maybe I'm just noticing it more.

>>943967
Well, I can't really deny that. There's a reason I'm considered the disappointment of the player base for this quest.

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>>943965
I mean >>943967

>>943969
It's just the circumstance, probably. I wrote her as a pretty stereotypical ojou during the Chunin Exams.

>>943971
I'm pretty sure that Jiraiya caught more personal flak than you, you just have a poor taste in waifus, he's a hillperson.

Now I'm actually
>Writing
Sorry that I got distracted, but more and more I find myself feeling like Kubo.

>>943975
Kubo is a terrible writer pls don't emulate him
Character design was his only redeeming quality

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>>943975
But to what level of Kubo are you feeling?
>>943977
You sound like you don't enjoy the M. Night Shamalamadingdong

>>943980
asspulls are not plot twists

>>943958
"You're a great sensei, Hōōmaru-sensei," you tell your sensei, embracing her, "It's just circumstance."

She wipes her eyes, "You really mean it?"

Jimmaru pipes up, "You're the only Leaf sensei to have more than one genin pass the Chunin Exams, aren't you?" She nods, and Jimmaru continues, "And besides, you're the sensei with the best figure," Hakurin stares at him, open mouthed, "Well, besides maybe that one from the Mist, you guys know who I mean?" He asks you and Hakurin, "Green hair, had this tight, petite thing going on." He holds his thumb and forefinger in a ring with his other three fingers up. "Not saying that you're not awesome, Hōōmaru-sensei!" He tries to save himself, "I mean, that time at the beach, I could hardly take my eyes off you!"

Hōōmaru-sensei has broken your embrace. "Kuro, we'll talk later, I have to show my worth as a sensei..."

You flee from your team even as the sounds of a beating break out behind you.

Who do you tell next.

>A) Some of your other friends

>B) Your girlfriend

>C) Irei-sensei

>>943992
>B) Your girlfriend

>>943992
>B)
Now I'd prefer for Kuro to be comforted

>>943992
>B)

Also, Jimmaru clearly received the hereditary lack of common sense that his Uchiha ancestors embodied.

>>943977
>>943982
Don't worry, I don't mean my writing style in this quest at least.
>>943980
I just mean liking the negative space, even when I know I should be writing to fill it.

I want to go pretty Kubo for what I run during the timeskip though. But if Kubo wrote seinen.

>>943999
If Ashura and Indra reincarnating was still a thing I might have made him Ashura. That's mainly a nod to his personality, but also a clue as to what exactly a branch Uchiha is.

>>944000
you said you'd be anouncing that, will that be at the end of the thread or is there still a lottle longer until the timeskip?
You know, like how Naruto had little over 100 episodes of filler before the timeskip.

>>943994
>>943997
>>943999
You make your way to Baratsuchi's hotel, you know that you're not quite dressed to her standards, but figure that it's fine, given the circumstance.

You take the elevator up, exiting at the small hallway, or entryway even. In front of the lavish doors to the expensive room, there stand two guards. They appear to be civilian, or at least, they aren't ninja from either the Land of Fire or the Hidden Stone.

You move towards the door, and the one on the left moves towards you, right hand on the baton at their left hip and right hand stretched towards you.

"What business do you have here?" the helmeted figure asks you in a feminine voice.

>A) You're here to see your girlfriend

>B) You don't have to answer to her (Go to the door)

>C) Tell her to back off (Threaten)

>D) Throw her into the elevator

>E) Knock her out

>F) Injure her

>G) You have the wrong floor (Leave)

>>944019
>>A) You're here to see your girlfriend

>>944019
>A) You're here to see your girlfriend

>>944013
I'll announce it while this thread is live. I hope that Australian Education hasn't made him aware of the fact that this doesn't mean much considering the longevity of /qst/ threads.

>>944024
There's a difference between an alive thread and a live thread.
Australian schooling taught me a lot of things, mainly that drug dealers are easier to find than you'd think.

>>944019
>A)

>>944019
>A)
>>944025
More than the American one at least.

>>944029
It helps to also be friends with dealers. And yet I remain solely an alcoholic.

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>>944029
Enough Americans were taught the right thing apparently.

>Writing

>>944020
>>944022
>>944028
>>944029
"I'm hear to see my girlfriend," you answer, mildly inconvenienced.

The woman gives a short laugh before turning to her partner.

The partner just looks at you, "Get lost kid," he says, "whoever you're looking for isn't here, and besides, aren't you a little young to be dating?"

He moves to block your path as well.

>A) Baratsuchi is your girlfriend

>B) Just push past them to get into the room

>C) Push past them, knock on the door

>D) Attack them both, knock them out

>E) Attack them both, incapacitate them

>F) Throw them out the windows

>>944043
>>A) Baratsuchi is your girlfriend

>>944043
>A) Baratsuchi is your girlfriend
Call her. Duh
>I'm hear
kek

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>>944049
I'm heading for a the dick moment, I know it.

>>944043
>A)

>>944055
It'd be pretty hard to cock it up as bad as som did.
On an unrelated note, I'd like to shill for a new quest that's pretty good imo
>>916851

>>944043
>A)
Also supporting the stuff here >>944049
>>944034
>four blue counties in Tennessee
Memphis and Nashville... Where the fuck are the other niggers from?

>>944046
>>944049
>>944058
>>944073
"Baratsuchi is by girlfriend," you answer.

The security personnel look at each other again. They both press something on the sides of their helmets.

The man speaks, "Enough games kid, leave now or we're gonna have a problem."

You roll your eyes, "Look, I'll call her," you do so, putting it on speaker. "Hey Baratsuchi, it's me, Kuro, could you talk to the security out here?"

A female voice answers, but it's not your girlfriend, "Who is this?" You say who you are, and the person on the other end claims not to know you before hanging up.

"Real convincing," the female guard says, in an annoyed tone, "now are you going to keep this up, or are you going to leave peacefully?"

>A) Leave

>B) Get to the door

>C) Attack them, knock them out

>D) Attack them, injure them

>E) Something else (What?)

>>944078
>>A) Leave

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>>944078
>A)
Fuck

>>944078
>A)

Guess we'll get to be lonely on the moon without even a goodbye.

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>>944083
But that's your sister! Your girlfriend looks more like this. On the left of course, ignore the right, that's just trash.

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>>944088
?

>>944088
You mean the one on the left is trash and the one on the right is fine for quest waifu status.

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>>944088
It was more my reaction to the situation than thinking of Shirou, maybe this one would have fit more with what I'm feeling

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>>944091
Kinda, she actually looks more like Kirakishou, but I use Barasuishou because they both have "bara" in their names, and have the eyepatch on the left.

>>944092
>Calling Baratsuchi trash

Unless you mean Barasuishou, in which case you're kind of right, Rozen Maidens' quality relates directly to their age.

I mean, if you like waifuing a corpse.

>>944093
I know what you meant.

>>944079
>>944083
>>944086
So you're just giving up? That's just great, I applaude your quality choices, good job, I'm proud of you guys.

>>944099
Momo's the one on the left, the one on the right is Baratsuchi. Do you not know which direction is which? Momo's trash.

>>944099
I don't want to hurt civilians especially since we most likely have an anbu shadowing us unless you guys want to repeat the summoning thing we did last time

>>944105
We could do that. RABBIT ATTACK! >>944099

>>944106
Let's switch it up, should we transform into a rabbit when we unleash the swarm?

>>944079
>>944083
>>944086
You take the stairs down and away from this obvious ploy of some sort. You feel bad, but you might be able to catch Baratsuchi another time. You'll need to do it soon if you do though.

When you step out into the crisp winter air, there's a light snow lazily drifting down onto the Hidden Leaf. You didn't dress particularly warm, so you shiver a bit, glancing up at the imposing hotel.

You depart from there, thinking of who to tell next.

>A) Sakutai, Himarase, and Matsukawa

>B) Ryuko (possibly her teammates?)

>C) InoShikaCho

>D) Irei-sensei

>>944110
>D)

>>944110
>D) Irei-sensei
>Tell him the Hokagae needs to be killed.

>>944110
>>D) Irei-sensei
I don't care about anyone further than this

>>944110
>A)

>>944106
>>944109
Too late now.
>>944105
If you had gone for the door, you wouldn't have been the aggressor.
>>944104
I was talking about the picture's left, not mine. Sorry for the misunderstanding.
>>944113
>Tell him the Hokagae needs to be killed.

>Telling that to an Uchiha

WEW LAD
E
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L
A
D

>>944110
>D
By the way, what time do you have out there Country? Isn't it midnight or something?

>>944118
WE can remove Uchiha and the Shitkage.

>>944120
It's half past two in the morning. And I've been drinking Canada Dry to soothe my still irritated throat so I'm not quite as awake as usual.
>>944122
Now that's thinking like an Otsutsuki! Stop it.

>>944124
>Giving up on two sources of super juicy fruits.

>>944125
>Abusing our sensei's trust
Fuck you, Irei and Jimmaru are okay guys.

>>944128
>Wasting time on eatting Jimmaru's charka when he dones't even have the fucking eyes
>Not saving Irei last.

>>944128
Okay Uchihas are rare, we could probably slaughter all of them other than those two, right?

>>944133
There are the ones in the mist though

>>944137
How did their increase so fast, considering how many of them exist now and that only Saucegay existed after 4th war? Snek fuckery?

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>>944132
>pic related
>>944133
>pissing off the only two good Uchiha also pic related

>>944140
Their number*, yeah.

>>944140
Who knows?
Only Sourcekayak

>>944141
Fine, we'll keep them around to use as breeding stock so we have an unlimited supply of Uchiha's.

>>944125
Now that's thinking like Momoshiki. The one thing the Bort Manga did any good. I mean, you shouldn't think like him, but his manga final form is better than that stupid ogre thing.

>>944133
>>944132
The head of the Clan does have Sasuke's Rinnegan, and there are two other members with Eternal Mangekyo.

And mint ID anon, now you're thinking like Kabuto when he was trying to be Orochimaru 2 the max. Stop it.
>>944137
Well, not that Kuro would know, but Kaya is the only Uchiha in the Mist. The only one outside the Leaf in the Five Great Nations, actually. Other than her, there are a couple of Snow Uchiha, and a few others who lay low.

>>944140
Sasuke was less stingy with sex. Also some come from lines established through.... circumstances.

>>944145
Now you're Shin. Stop it.

>>944143
I know. Also Sasuke wouldn't have known about Obito/Itachi bastards, if that's how the other lines came to be.

Thanks for distracting me everyone.

>Writing.

>>944150
>tfw you just want the moon nigger to get good but you can't.

fine we eat the all seeing eyes too, better?

>>944112
>>944113
>>944116
>>944120
You decide to head to the Uchiha Clan Compound, and tell Irei-sensei the news about your departure.

By the time you get there, there's a light coating of snow on most every surface, and it's falling more steadily now.

You find the small house that Irei-sensei lives in within the Compound. You're surprised that the Uchiha don't have guards like the Hyuuga, but then again, the Hyuuga are pretty set in their traditions.

Stepping onto the porch, you lightly knock, and you hear someone getting up inside.

The door opens, casting a warm light outside, Irei stands before you, "Ah, Kuro, how are you? Would you like to come in?" He asks.

You tell him that you would like to come in, and that you have something you want to talk about.

Irei leads you into the house, after you take off your wet shoes. You're lead into the living room, where an older woman with salt-and-pepper hair sits on the couch.

Irei introduces you, "Kuro, this is my mother, Byakko Uchiha, she's visiting as well. Mother, this is my student, Kuro Nijiiroh." He leaves to go to the kitchen to get tea.

Byakko Uchiha regards you with a sharp gaze, her eyes are thinner than most Uchiha's and her face is sternly lined, these features, along with her no-nonsense bun, give you the impression that she's a harsh woman. "So you are Kuro Nijiiroh, the Otsutsuki boy." She says in a matter-of-fact tone.

>End updates, as always I'll stick around for a bit, I'll likely continue tomorrow

>>944156
Now you're just Toneri without the rape.
>>944150
>there are two other members with Eternal Mangekyo.
Come to think of it, it's actually four, I didn't count Irei, or Sakutai's aunt, who you don't know.

>>944165
Fuck, we're about to die and the waifu is going to think we're a pussy for never saying goodbye. Oh well, beats starting a game of CK2 as a custom character and getting cancer within the first month.

>>944172
>beats starting a game of CK2 as a custom character and getting cancer within the first month.
*Insert joke about you being the cancer here*

>Playing after Horse Lords
There's your problem!

Here's a question for everyone: Why am I compelled to name the Uchiha after things from Japanese mythology? The Uchiha themselves never had that motif in the show.

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>>944175
Because of their abilities being named after Japanese gods.

One, yeah, not really pleased with what I've gotten out of Reaper's Due since it's literally just been death by ass cancer every time I've tried a custom house now. As for me being the cancer of this quest?

>>944175
BECAUSE WE MUST EAT THE GODS

>>944179
Calm down, Toriko.

>>944187
So how many more sessions before the timeskip?

>>944189
Seven or eight maybe.

>>944191
Can we at least leave an email or message to our gf before we left?
Sometimes i wonder why people love bara

>just giving up on seeing Baratsuchi
something weird was going on there but you guys are too much of pussies to do anything. we're already getting sent to the moon, what's the hokage gonna do if we beat up a couple ass hole guards, send us to the double moon?

I want her to feel ungodly regret for turning away kuro and to blame her weird relationship with her father for it.
Spurring her on to stop caring about his opinion and let loose a little.
So what if she has to go 6 to 24 months without seeing kuro.

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>>944450
>A female voice answers, but it's not your girlfriend,
>but it's not your girlfriend
>not your girlfriend
>>944427
There is more that he could do to you, but you have a point.
>>944272
You still have time to see her again.

>>944457
Gasp
We need to break up with her immediately.
Fucking skank is fucking some whore.

So who actually knows that we're an otsutsuki?

>>944565
Your family, your team, Irei and a few people close to him, the Hokage and a number of ANBU.

>>944078
Guys, they were clearly kidnapping her or robbing the place or maybe it was ninja rape train day. We could have heroically saved our girl but instead we just walked away like a bitch.

>>945164
>Doesn't show up till it's too late
>bitches and moans about decisions made
While I see you have a point, maybe you could have been here to correct our shit?

>>945164
they're too afraid of the hokage or being "edgy" to do anything proactive

>>945164
It wasn't that bad, anon. But they did kind of pussy out.
>>945180
Remember when Kuro fought a guy covered in juinjutsu seals in cqc despite being warned beforehand? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

>>945455
It was a combination of being pussies and being too dumb to recognize something strange going on.

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>>945455
>juinjutsu seals
something like this?

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Future Naruto Quest

This quest is set within the universe of Naruto, long after the end of the series, but ignoring the events of the Boruto Manga. Of course, because this is Naruto we're talking about, the geopolitics and technology haven't advanced as quickly as they would in the real world. As such, the technology is similar to that of Boruto the Movie, and the villages you know and love are largely the same.

However, the characters will be less familiar, because as much time has passed between the Last and now as passed between the Founding of the Hidden Villages and the Main Series.

You are playing as Kuro Nijiiroh, a Hidden Leaf Chunin of twelve years. You’re a member of Hōōmaru Tachibana’s Team Seven, along with your teammates, Hakurin Hyuga, and Jimmaru ████ Uchiha. Your family consists of your older sister, an ANBU Black Ops, Shirou; your mother, the restaurateur Ki; and your father, a Hand Seals Specializing Tokubetsu Jounin.

Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Future%20Naruto%20Quest

Twitter: https://twitter.com/No_CountryQM

Pastebin of Kuro’s Stats: http://pastebin.com/4WycTkXi

Last Session, Kuro began his farewell tour by telling his family and team.

Byakko Uchiha regards you with a sharp gaze, her eyes are thinner than most Uchiha's and her face is sternly lined, these features, along with her no-nonsense bun, give you the impression that she's a harsh woman. "So you are Kuro Nijiiroh, the Otsutsuki boy." She says in a matter-of-fact tone.

You simply nod, and squirm under her scrutinizing glare.

Irei returns in short order with tea for the three of you.

"Mother, your's is the way you prefer," he says, placing the tea in front of her, "and I'm not sure on your preferences Kuro, so I just made you my favorite." He takes a sip from his cup, "Now what did you want to tell me?"

>A) Tell him the news (How? Write-in)

>B) You'd rather it was just the two of you

>C) Something else (What?)

>>946544
>>A) Tell him the news (How? Write-in)
>Sensei, I'm dying from being too much of a faggot
Except, instead of that, say the same damn thing we told everyone else

>>946544
>A) Tell him the news (Uh, So I'm being sent on a trip by the hokage to learn from my people because apprently the world might go into war or something. And that it sucks badly

>>946544
the hokage is exiling me to the moon for a while
why do we have to keep telling people this is boring

By the way, rabbits can't use sage energy, if anyone had that idea.

>Writing

>>946594
>Animal summons can't teach Sage

Thats a fucking nerf for rabbits being useful.

>>946606
Summons are gay anyway, who needs em

>>946615
yeah actually, fuck summons, we dont need them

>>946606
Unlike a lot of people, I'm of the opinion that the majority of animal summons are unable to use or teach Sage Mode.

>Also, the update will be a bit late, I can't post it right now, but it is done.

You break the news to Irei-sensei in a way similar to how you broke it to your team and family. Of course, while it would be nice for it to be just the two of you, but you really can't tell a man to kick his mother out of his house just to break some news to him.

"Well Kuro, I'm certainly sorry to hear that," Irei says, shaking his head, "though I disagree with his methods, the Hokage's fears are warranted, us jounin have been getting missions that are more and more difficult as of late. It really all started with the Seven Tails' death."

"Not to mention my brother's disappearance," Byakko butts in. "You know, Nijiiroh," she leans onto the table, eyeing you with interest, "I'm sure that we could work out some kind of deal, just come to see me some time in the next week or so, during the day." She hands you a business card.

"Mother, please don't make this more complicated than it has to be," Irei pleades.

>A) You'll think about it

>B) You'll see her soon

>C) No thanks

>D) Say something else to Irei (What?)

>E) Leave

>>946691
>>B) You'll see her soon

>>946691
>B) You'll see her soon
what does she do?

>>946699
Makes yuge deals. That's right, trust the Uchiha.

>>946691
>C)
Uh oh

>>946691

>B) You'll see her soon

>>946713
att his point I trust the Uchiha more than the fucking Hokage

>>946691
>A) You'll think about it

>>946691
>>B) You'll see her soon

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>>946726
Madara's long(er) term keikaku bears fruit.

>>946696
>>946699
>>946725
>>946742
"We'll talk soon," you tell her, accepting the card. Irei-sensei gives you a wary look.

You then finish your tea and leave Irei's cozy dwelling in the Uchiha compound. Where do you head next?

>A) Home

>B) To tell someone else (Who?)

>C) Try to see Baratsuchi again

>D) Somewhere else (Where?)

>>946769
>C)
Round 2

>>946769
>C) Try to see Baratsuchi again
try to sneak around the hotel and find another way in

>>946769
>C) Try to see Baratsuchi again

>>946769
>C) Try to see Baratsuchi again

>>946773
>>946774
>>946784
>A) Try the same way as before

>B) Disguise yourself with transformation jutsu and sneak in

>C) Walk up the side of the hotel and enter through the balcony

>D) Something else (What?)

>>946840
>C) Walk up the side of the hotel and enter through the balcony

>>946840
>C) Walk up the side of the hotel and enter through the balcony

>>946840
>C)

>>946840

>C) Walk up the side of the hotel and enter through the balcony

>>946844
>>946856
>>946860
>>946867
First three 2d100.

Rolled 69, 98 = 167 (2d100)

>>946891

Rolled 67, 88 = 155 (2d100)

>>946891

Rolled 83, 28 = 111 (2d100)

>>946891

Rolled 100, 84 = 184 (2d100)

>>946891

>>946899
oh shit

>>946895
Nice job, anon.

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>>946914
Oh dice

>>946895
>>946897
>>946898
You think to yourself that it would be best if you were able to climb in through the balcony, and that it's probably smarter to use a room on a lower floor's balcony to do so. After all, climbing the entire building wouldn't be the best use of your chakra.

You get to the task at hand, and find a room on a higher floor that's unlocked. You sneak past the occupants, onto their balcony, and get to work climbing the hotel's facade.

You get to the penthouse, wind and snow streaking against you as you climb, and manage to sneak to the sliding doors to the penthouse itself.

>A) Throw open the doors and announce your presence

>B) Continue sneaking until you find Baratsuchi's room

>C) Assault the penthouse

I know she's faking it, but that MILF loli would have been best for Sasuke.

>>946941
>B) Continue sneaking until you find Baratsuchi's room

>>946923
>getting embarrassed by the local cancer anon complimenting your rolls

Jesus, and I thought I was sad.

>>946941
>>B) Continue sneaking until you find Baratsuchi's room

>>946941
>B)

>>946947
>cancer anon
I think the term is "tripfag"

>>946941
>B)
>>946947
I don't care what everyone else thinks, Dice is best boy

>>946941

>B) Continue sneaking until you find Baratsuchi's room

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>>946955

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>>946955
>pic related

>>946946
>>946949
>>946951
>>946955
>>946956
Give me three 1d100's.

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>946970

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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>946958
>>946968
It's not the first time I've said this
>>946970

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>946970

>>946975
We're surprised because we thought you would have experienced an improvement in your tastes by this point. Sadly, I've spread my curse of shitty tastes to you.

>>946971
>>946976
Passing the hidden DC, it's like you don't even want me to use encounter rolls.

>Writing

>>946971
>>946976
You open the door silently, and hide behind the pulled curtain behind it. Once you're certain that no one is in the room, you head down the hallway that you're fairly certain is to the bedrooms.

There are two sets of double doors at the end of the hall, one of which has a placard on it with Baratsuchi's father's name on it. You drop down in front of the other door, having crawled along the ceiling.

The main reason for this is the fact that there are two people at the end of the hallway, dressed as some sort of ninjas. It was easy to sneak past them, they were arguing about something unimportant.

You don't have much time in the hallway before someone notices you, but Baratsuchi could be doing anything in there, so it might be best to knock.

>A) Knock

>B) Knock, say who you are quietly

>C) Go right in

>D) Something else (What?)

>>946983
>B)

>>946997
>>B) Knock, say who you are quietly

>>946997
>C) Go right in

>>946997

>C) Go right in

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Why was it necessary to put Jiraiya in Ending 39?

>>947021
Because I'm gone but not forgotten.

>>946997
>C)
Changing my vote

>>947025
Hi, Jiraiya.

>>947031
Howdy Dice, I see somebody is trying to woo you. Don't you dare hold there hand like a faggot.

>>947025
I meant the real one, not some podunk who brought his aunt to prom because his half brothers took all his cousins and sisters.

>>947039
I only want to hold hands with a friend from high school I hang out with occasionally when I'm back home from college. Too bad she's moving half-way across the state to attend another college as soon as I transfer back home after realizing that my old college was bullshit.

>>947046
Feels bad Country, Why you gotta harm me?

>>947053
Its simple then mate. knock her up and never let her go.

>>947059
>Doing that to one of my best friends
Jiraiya, I'm starting to understand why most people don't listen to your advice.

>>947061
>Willing to give up on one of your best friends.

Its almost like you don't want happiness.

>>947007
>>947011
>>947026
Turning the knob to one of the doors, you open it quickly and slip inside.

Baratsuchi, sitting on the bed at the far end of the room, turns to you, ready to yell at you before seeing who you are.

She quickly stands up, "Kuro? What are you doing here? I was told you were on a mission."

"I wasn't on any mission, I tried to call you earlier, and someone else picked up, what was that?" You ask her.

"My father took my phone..." She blushes, "I'm so sorry that he would do something like this! But why go through so much trouble to see me?"

>End updates, sorry for the short run, but blueballing you people is just too fun. As always, I'll stick around for a bit

>>947059
Because putting people down on the internet is a way of venting for me along with shooting guns, and if my girlfriend allows choke sex.

>>947061
It's pretty solid advice, you had better take it before she ends up with Chad, or worse dead.

>>947039
I only like dice platonicly
>>947071
Thanks for running Country

>>947077
>DICE being a literal americuck
kek

>>947071
>2 hour thread
what the fug

>>947081
Thanks for coming anon.

Any questions? Any opinions I can invalidate?

>>947084
If I had a picture of the Tom Cruise laughing meme with his faces replaced with each of the Commonwealth flags I would post it.

>>947093
Sorry anon, but I wanted to save Baratsuchi's reaction for tomorrow. Mainly because I need a little more time for some stuff for then.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11893191

Have this because I found some of these while building a playlist on my phone.

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>>947110
>Not #6: Broken Youth
It's like you're some sort of faggot

>>947134
It was between that and Black Night Town. And I haven't heard that one in a while so all I remember about it is that it's the gay samurai one. I'll find it on youtube.

>>947134
Also, Long Kiss Goodbye is just as good as Broken Youth.

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>>947144
I didn't like it because of the arc it was on

>>947161
I don't care about that, I love Opening 12, but it was on what I consider the worst arc of Naruto, one of the worst arcs in filler really. Chikara is in my bottom three along with the Soul Society Invading Army Arc and Conqueror of Shambala. Come to think of it, Soul Society Invading Army has a pretty fun opening too.

>>947071
Dammit, the blueball is real.
>>947067
>>947077
>>947084
>>947161
Well, there goes the last piece of self-respect that I had.

>>947163
Bleach has a lot of good ost's
>>947164
I could've added more countries, but I went with the two that actually matter

>>947164
What? It's a valid warning. Though ending up with Chad might be worse. I don't really know, I've never had a girlfriend end up with Chad. Probably because there are no Chads in Canada, just Kraft dinner and Eskimo whaling parties competing with us in the seal mines.

>>947167
I recognize the British and Australian flag, but what's the third one that doesn't have a Union Jack? Don't recognize it.

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>>947167
>Australia
>Ever mattering

>UK
>Mattering after 1997

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>>947171
>American education

>>947183
should be called irrelevantcountries.png desu senpai

>>947171
Third is the flag for the commonwealth on a whole
>>947183
>Posts New Zealand
>Posts Ireland
>Posts Canada
>Posts New Zealand
I said New Zealand twice because who the fuck cares about NZ outside of LoTR

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>>947187
Superpower by 2020.

I'll show you one with relevant countries.
>>947188
>Ireland

>Australian education

>>947188
>Ireland
top fucking kek

>>947188
>>947192
I'll be honest, I wouldn't be surprised if most Americans only know the difference between Ireland and India's flags because of their raging hard-on for being of Irish descent or for hating the Irish.

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>>947187

>>947192
>>947194
>I remember back in school when they taught us about India
>Except they didn't
Instead I got to learn about how much the hwhite man oppressed the fucking abbos, every fucking year.
To be honest, between India and Aboriginals, they're both fucking awful

That got pretty derailed, so here's a more relevant question-

How will the Uchiha's offer compare to the Hokage's?

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>>947233
>Actually taking an offer from an Uchiha

>>947233
>Trusting a Uchiha that isn't sensei or best bro
Country, I know I'm full of shit, but Jesus, even I know that's a bad idea.

>>947233
>Trusting the Shitkage.

>>944013
Oh, you'll like what it is, fourstar.

>>948068
inb4 it's a rukia x byakuya fanfic

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>>948354
Shut the fuck up.

>>948398
I mean, at least it won't be a fanfic for one of my shitty tastes.

Give the uchiha mom a shot.
Look how terrible the hokage judging us by our moon genes went for us, lets not do the same for her.

Hey country, is she a widow?

>>948876
Yes, she is.

Also, thread in a bit, I guess, today's been kind of hectic.

>>949074
If you need to skip because of something going on IRL, we can wait.

>>948068
That sounds like a challenge

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>>949117
I wasn't meant to be...
>>949108
I think I might have to skip tonight, sorry everyone.

>>949752
It's okay, Country. Just hope everything goes alright for ya.