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Character Sheet:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jI0aGxA_2h3SAcPYri-1fdgskbK3IbtfEzSLJ7VY9gU/edit
Twitter: QuestingQM

Also, new character sheets are almost done! Just give me a few days anons!

Last time on EDQ we decided to travel with our mom a little, give Elizabeth a moral crisis, and overall fuck around.

So, of course...

You are currently CLAW.

You've finally gotten back to your old room. It's nothing really special, but to you... It's special. It even has your old bed still in there. You jump onto it, only for it to jiggle a bit.
Oh, right. Slime got sucked into it. You don't exactly remember how, but your bed jiggles. It's weird... But also comfy. Like a waterbed.

Relaxing from all the unpacking, you decided to spend some time painting some warhammer figurines. Nothing too much, just maybe one or two...
When you hear a knock at the door.

You go to answer it and see a servant waiting outside.

"Sir?"

"Uh, what? I'm kinda in the middle of something."

"...Well... You've been declared regent."

"...What?"

"The current regent, Elizabeth, is mentally unable to rule. And physically, thanks to her pregnancy."

"Erh... Mentally?"

"She's broken down and is reading the slaves a book as an apology as we speak, hugging them and apologizing for her behavior... Not that I'm complaining."

"Oh... So uh, who are you?"

"I'm the chief servant. The least cannon fodder of the cannon fodder, and I'm vulnerable since I never told Renexizious my name."

"Oh... So uh..."

"So, do you want the regency?"

You are internally panicking. You fucking suck at ruling and management...

"Just uh... Give me a minute."

"Fair enough, sir."

You close the door, and jump into the semi-gelatinous bed, which jiggles.
You take a blanket, wrap yourself up in it, and hide under it, to whine a little bit.

"I'm sooo fucked... Why the hell did it go to me..."

The door knocks again, and you get up, still tied up in your blanket. You do not feel like getting out of it yet.

You peak your head out.

"What?"

You see the chief servant. waiting.

"There's important business to handle..."

"Do I have to really be regent?"

"The Lord said his absence would only be for two weeks. He'll be fine."

"Is there anyone else fitting to be the regent?"

"Unless you feel like passing it to one of his wives or anyone..."

Actions

>I mean... I can handle two weeks of ruling, I guess.
>Can you just give it to one of his wives please?
>I mean... Elizabeth isn't that bad. Just give it to her, please.
>...Can one of his kids take over? Please?
>Write-In
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>>939471
>I mean... Elizabeth isn't that bad. Just give it to her, please.
>inb4 Claw spends the entire treasury as regent on warhammer models
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>>939487

I love how you have fucking terrible options for the next two weeks.
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>>939492
>>939492
Makes me wish that Charlemagne was still here. I hope that the new kid will be fairly balanced.
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>>939471
>...Can one of his kids take over? Please?
Like Maria
Renexizia
Literally anyone but claw
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"Can one of his kids take over?"

"Erh... Maybe?"

You let loose a a sigh of relief.

"Who?"

"Well, there's Renexizia and Maria... But neither of them have any tendencies for being a leader. Julius is however, available if you so wish."

"Shit... How about Elizabeth? I mean, please give it to her..."

"She's mentally distraught and having pregnancy... She does have plenty of experience though..."

Shit, you have to make a decision...

Actions

>Appoint Renexizia! (High actions per week, but low rolls. Moralistic in the fact she doesn't like killing too much)
>Appoint someone else? (Such as Kryos,etc...)
>Appoint Maria! (Moderate actions per week, with moderate rolls. Also, somewhat moralistic.
>Appoint Julius! (Low actions per week, but great intelligence rolls and undead summoning. Also, few morals.)
>Appoint Elizabeth! (Low actions per week, but higher dice rolls. Also, dragon.)
>I mean... I can do it. (High actions and low rolls, but can be increased by ingesting soda/coffee but famously unlucky when it comes to ruling)
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>>939524
>Appoint Renexizia! (High actions per week, but low rolls. Moralistic in the fact she doesn't like killing too much)

She doesn't like it too much.
She'll give in under important circumstances
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>>939529
Not to mention she will listen to our cabinet, for that reason I support this choice.
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>>939524
Let's put Amaya in charge for the next couple weeks.
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Waiting fifteen more minutes anons.
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"I mean... Why not Renexizia? I mean, she's nice."

"...Really? Well, I suppose."

You decide to let Renexizia rule, and you get in your bed, and take a nap.
Wew, that was a close one... Almost having to do work...

You are now Renexizia, and you've just been declared regent! Whatever that means! You were in the middle of chewing on a painting your dad gave you when you finally got back from Korea too... Man, your dad's nice at times, kinda arbitrarily though...
But the cool thing about being regent is that it means you can sit on your dad's throne without anyone getting mad at you, hell yeah!

It's comfy, with a nice plush seat cushion.

"My lady?"

"Yeah?" You sink into your dad's throne. Comfy and shiny. Though the back is kinda hard. Maybe some pillows could help...

"Well... There's a few situations you have to deal with."

"...I have to do things?"

"Well... You have to take care of your father's empire, and manage the treasury..."

"...Treasury?" Your eyes light up at this. You've always wondered what was in there. What treasures could your dad have in there?

"...Erh... He's left specific instructions."

"Like what?"

The servant takes out a paper and coughs.

"To my regent..." The servant coughs a little, and raises his voice angrily.

"DON'T FUCKING STEAL SHIT OR I WILL EAT YOU AND YOUR FUCKING FAMILY!" The servant goes back to a more normal voice towards the end.

"Signed, Renexizious. Also, please don't touch anything in the lab."

You are slightly disappointed by that. But ok... You gotta manage your dad's realm!
How hard can it be?

"Well, regent, there's a few petitions you need to deal with."

"Cool! What are they? And what's a petition? Is it a painting?"

"No... It's a suggestion from the populace."

You sigh. That sounds boring. You could be trying to make something cool like robots or something...

Actions

>Fiiine. I'll do the petitions.
>Can't I go do awesome stuff? What does a regent do anyways? Can I set things on fire?
>...My first demand... Is butter! Can I have some? Please?
>How's my mom doing?
>I'll be the best regent ever! I promise!
>Let's do petitions! Maybe they'll want cool stuff. Like... You know. Guns! They're cool!
>I can do science too! Go to the lab!
>Write-In
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>>939620
>Fiiine. I'll do the petitions.
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>>939620
>How's my mom doing?
>Let's do petitions! Maybe they'll want cool stuff. Like... You know. Guns! They're cool!
Science later work now.
Your dad might be proud if you do good.
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"I'll do the petitions... But do they want anything cool! Like guns or something! How's my mom doing by the way?"

"Your mother is... Well, she's stopped crying, but is hugging the slaves and apologizing to them whenever they feed her things. She's broken three arms, and is holding your sister Maria hostage in a bear hug."

"That's adorable..." You daww slightly over that.

"I'd recommend you stay away from your mother if you actually intend to get work done, as she's extremely clingy. She luckily is unable to leave the bed, so you should be fine if you remain here."

You kinda feel like you should help your mom. But being crushed isn't exactly that nice...

Actions

>I'll visit my mom! She needs a hug!
>I'll visit her later... I wanna see what being a regent is like!
>...Order the slaves to give her a massive bear hug. She needs it!
>Think of a way to cheer up your mom while you work!
>Write-In
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>>939634
>I'll visit her later... I wanna see what being a regent is like!
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You decide to visit your mom later, while you handle petitions!

The first one seems to be a police officer from Finland, a half-dragon too! He comes in and bows at your feet. Cool!

"Hi! What do you want?" You say, cheerfully.

"Well, I'm here to discuss about the weapons in Finland..."

"Oooh! Guns?"

"Yes, regent."

"So, what about them?"

"Well... The Finns have refused to disarm themselves, and as Sweden only allows citizens to carry firearms with a permit, and only light handguns. Finland however, seems to be blatantly and purposely ignoring this rule, and even American libertarians are impressed by how free Finland is about their firearms and liberties. The governor of Finland even refuses the police department to search for illegal firearms, claiming it's the right of the Finns to carry firearms."

"So what do you want me to do?"

"The Swedish-Finnish Police Force is requesting that we be allowed to search for illegal firearms and confiscate them."

Actions

>No, we're not grabbing people's guns! (The Police Force will dislike this, but Finland's respect increases greatly. Finnish rebels will however, be heavily armed.)
>We should put less regulations on guns! We'll make the Americans envious of our freedom!
>We should protect people from guns! Get their guns! (Respect of Finland falls greatly, but the Police Force's respect increases and if there is a revolt in Finland, the rebels will be poorly armed.)
>Maybe we should just fine them?
>Write-In

If you do a write-in anons, make sure that it's in character!
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>>939684
>Write-In
Can we have the governor of Finland come here to discuss this issue.


Maybe we can get them to bend
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Going to wait ten more minutes.
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"Can the governor of Finland come here to discuss the issue?"

"Simo Hayha?'

"Simo? Can I call him that?"

"Well... Sure. You want him to come here?"

"Yeah. I want to talk to him."

The officer nods his head.

"I'll see about getting him then."

You summon the next petition...

A rather short man comes in, and bows. He seems to be a dwarf. And has a beard which yells of "crazy".

He comes in and bows.

"Yer' highness."

"Hi! Can I help you?"

"I demand something be done about all these TREES!"

"...Trees?"

"Yes your highness! Everywhere I look, I see trees full of BIRDS! BIRDS I TELL YOU! BIRD THAT TAKE SHITS ON ME FUCKIN' SHIRT AND I AM FUCKING TIRED OF IT!"

The dwarf has rather foul language, and you gasp... Your mom would never want you to say words like that!

"I DEMAND WE CUT DOWN ALL THE TREES, AND IMPALE ALL THE FUCKING BIRDS SO THEY LEARN NOT TO TAKE SHITS ON PRICELESS DWARVEN MONUMENTS!!!!"

The dwarf seems enraged about trees and birds.

"Why trees though?"

"BECAUSE THEY'RE FUCKIN' UGLY BROWN PIECES OF SHIT! We need rocks, your majesty! Not shitty brown trees!"

Actions

>...Uh, yeah. I guess we can kill birds and trees.
>...Erh... Guards? Can you take this guy out of here? Please?
>Are you ok?
>What are you so angry about?
>I mean... You can do it, if you try very hard.
>No?
>...Wait... Are you actually a petitioner?
>Write-In
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>>939717

>Are you ok?
>...Wait... Are you actually a petitioner?
This is retarded.
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"Are... Are you actually a petitioner? I mean, are you ok?"

The dwarf goes into an angry rant about trees, and the guards haul him away. You are extremely confused, and a servant goes up to you.

"Sorry, my lady... The dwarf cut in line and rushed in."

"Oh. I mean, just send him back home."

The servant nods, and you summon the next petitioner who's hopefully sane of mind...

This is going to be a long day...

You are back to being Renexizious!

You carefully slink through the mansion, looking for money, loot... You name it...

Man, is it just you, or is the floor kinda... You know... Weak?

Roll me a 1d20-4 to dodge!
+2 if you can be genre aware of your surroundings!
+2 if you can think about what's happening back home.
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>939724
It's a giant mansion.
It's probably ghosts, horror monsters, or traps.
Probably a trap door underneath us currently.

And chances are Liz can't rule cause she's an emotional wreck leaving Claw or one of my kids.

Claw probably put the work off on one of my kids so he could paint.
Which is good because Claw shouldn't be regent ever.
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

15

Border Check!

Roll me a 1d20, and I'll roll you a 1d20. Only first roll allowed.
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>939727
>5
OP plz
Check this sweet one.

And did we bring our katana?
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Failure!

The floor caves in, and you begin to fall! You fall for nearly thirty seconds...
You land, smashing into a table, sending cards flying... You groan, and hear some complaints in a strange language. It sounds... Strange... But familiar.

-500 HP from the fall, and your left arm is injured!

HP: 3000

Roll me a 1d20+6 to translate. +2 if you can think of your first words to this new race you have yet to see?
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Rolled 16 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>939730
>Who the fuck puts a trap door in a mansion you faggots.
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16+8=26

Good Success!

You translate the language. It sounds a lot like French.

"Ow... Who the fuck puts a trap door in a mansion you faggots?"

You look to see three shocked Drow warriors, and a pissed off female Drow priestess. Who has glowy purple eyes. The three Drow warriors don't really notice this though...

"Lolth damn it, you landed on my cards! These buffoons were about to give their souls to me!"

"Wait, what? I thought you wanted a friendly game of cards!"

"Kill him already!"

"You said we wouldn't need weapons! You said it yourself! You fucking said we'd be playing a game of cards!" One Drow warrior looks pissed the fuck off.

The drow priestess electrocutes the dissenting Drow warrior, who falls to the ground, dead.

"Kill him!"

The two rather nervous Drow warriors raise their fists. They are clearly untrained novices, luckily enough... But they're not really the real threat. The priestess who can FUCKING SHOOT LIGHTNING is.

You of course, throw the table over, and duck behind it. A frost bolt flies overhead, nearly hitting you in the head.

Something tells me we can use the two drow warriors to our advantage if we can convince them to help us against the priestess...

Actions

>Try to convince the drow warriors that they'll last longer with you?
>Taunt the priestess!
>You can take them! Throw the table and rush the Drow!
>Try to run past the drow warriors and head straight for the priestess!
>Draw your katana!
>Come on! Can we talk about this?
>Cast a spell?
>Shapeshift?
>Write-In
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>>939750
>Try to convince the drow warriors that they'll last longer with you?
Need them allies
>Cast a spell
Necrotic healing
>>
Roll me a 1d20+5

Additional +4 for arguments
>>
Rolled 2 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>939754
>I should point out that I didn't recently try to steal your soul and I didn't just kill one of you. The priestess on the other hand has and will probably kill you all after this.
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Allowing samefaging for hinting your more powerful then one wpuld think
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Rolled 10 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>939765
>Also if you continue you this I'll crush the shit out of you. And trust me when I say... this isn't even my final form.

I had to say it
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Rolled 17 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>939765
And one last roll if needed.
>I still have a few more forms. Each many times more powerful than the last.
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17+9=28

Good Success

You say a few things while ducking under cover... You suspect the drow are about to join you if you can intimidate them more.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to finish it. +4 if you can tell them how messy their death would be in all of your forms. +1 if you can categorize by form and go in detail.
+2 if you can seem like a much better boss.
Autosuccess if both are done.
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Rolled 20 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>939793
>If you fight me I shall rip you in half and use your entrails as adornments. This is my enhanced form a boosted version of my human form. I also have my half dragon form which I'd say is about 10 times stronger and capable of consuming you whole. I also have a Minotaur form with which I can rip your arms out of your sockets to beat you with. Then I have my Dragotaur form the combination of a dragon and a Minotaur and it's approximately 20 times stronger with massive horns with which to eviscerate you with. There is my werewolf form in which I shall rip you to shreds with my claws. But none of this has to happen if you serve me. I won't try to steal your souls in a card game. If your loyal you live relatively comfortable lives. No treachery or backstabbing.

Much typing.
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Give me a while to type this, sorry. Phoneposting sucks.

Anyways, other the dragon form, you gotta admit a dragotaur is best form fir combat shearily because of brutality.
Just talk about the future etc while I work.
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>>939816
>The future
I just want to make mad gainz while we're here.
Loot
Stats
Maybe find some magic artifacts.

I also hope Renexizia does well.
She's my favorite child.
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>>939816
Oh and I'd also like to find more forms.
Preferably a fae.
Something big enough for us to copy
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>>939820
Really? She's your favorite?

Just uh, curious why.
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>>939830
She's surprisingly nice and good natured for a child of Renexizious.

Temper that with the realism that yes you may have to inevitably kill someone and she's good.
Or the realization that she will have to kill someone unless she gets powerful enough.


She has the potential to be Neutral Good.
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>>939830
And I kind of want Renexizia to become an adventurer.
I think she'd enjoy it.
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"If you fight me I shall rip you in half and use your entrails as adornments. This is my enhanced form a boosted version of my human form. I also have my half dragon form which I'd say is about 10 times stronger and capable of consuming you whole. I also have a Minotaur form with which I can rip your arms out of your sockets to beat you with. Then I have my Dragotaur form the combination of a dragon and a Minotaur and it's approximately 20 times stronger with massive horns with which to eviscerate you with. There is my werewolf form in which I shall rip you to shreds with my claws. But none of this has to happen if you serve me. I won't try to steal your souls in a card game. If your loyal you live relatively comfortable lives. No treachery or backstabbing, mind you..."

The drow seem intimidated...

Roll me a 1d20+5 for the drow to develop Chronic Backstabbing Disorder on the drow priestess!
+4 if you can distract the priestess or insult her!
+2 if you can think why it's ok to hurt this woman in particular!
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Rolled 11 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>939895
>Hey priestess bitch your spider goddess or whatever is trash and you're trash too.

It's okay because this is a soul stealing bitch drow.
She tried to steal souls and wants to kill us.
Most women aren't a threat and plus we wouldn't tumble her so it's fine.
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Rolled 6 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>939895
>>
Allowing samefagging if you can think of more reasons why to hurt a woman!
Well, this one woman, which you don't like.
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>
16+11=27

You insult the priestess which distracts her from the two drow sneaking behind her... One of the drow grabs her... Allowing you to attack!

Roll me a 1d20+7, additional +3 if you can come up with a devastating attack with your fist.
-2 if you want to aim at a body part.
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Rolled 12 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>939945
>Ringing the bell
Bring both our fists to smack her on the sides of her head at the same time.

So head shot.

I hope we give her brain damage.
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Rolled 18 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>939945
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Rolled 13 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>939945
If we kill a mage, will we lose any pootential energy? I really want to eat this priestess who can SHOOT FUCKING LIGHTNING.
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>>939953

Yep, sorry.

18+8=26

Good Success

You charge forward, bringing your two fists right on her face...

Roll me a 1d20+3 for damage
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Rolled 6 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>939968
A M N E S I A !
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Rolled 12 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>939968
Rollan
>>939970
Amnesiac drow waifu?
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Rolled 2 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>939968
I really really want to eat that priestess. Maybe even eat Anitta. She doesn't do much of anything.
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>>939978
>Eating Anitta
Edgelord out.
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>>939978
McMages, the next McDonalds

Anyways, use barbaric since you didn't do much damage?
>Yes!
>No
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>>939985
Waifu fag. We'll eat all of the mages!
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>>939990
>No
Apparently consumption would give us power.
We can just shift into half dragon.
>>939991
>Eating all the mages
Not happening edgelord.
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>>939990
>No

>>939999
Just wait upside down Satan. While you sleep I'll do really stuff in the name of eating mages. I'll even eat Rens dad to access the dimension of infinite bunnies. Mwhahahaha
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Sorry anons, but just remembered priestesses use divine magic rather than actual magic, so no, eating them gives you no magic.
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>>940009
Awww. Leveling up our lightning sound so cool.
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>>940009
I was wondering that.
Female drow are priestesses.
If we wanted arcane magic we should look for male drow.
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No!

You hit her head, and she recoils... She seems to have a headache, and is distracted...

Actions

>Kill her!
>Shapeshift!
>Knock her out!
>Grab her!
>Cast a spell!
>Write In
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>>940030
>Kill her!
FINISH HER!
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>>940030
>Kill her.
So OP the new character sheets aren't as intimidating right?
>>
Nope, much more simple.

Roll me a 1d20+2 to kill her.

+2 for shapeshifting to a different form with more strength or natural weapons.
+2 if you can BRUTALLY KILL FOR KHORNE!
>>
Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>940053
>Werewolf form
RIP AND TEAR
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>>940056
This is what you for going furry
>>
Critical Failure!

Use barbaric?

>Yes!
>No!
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>>940060
>Comparing werewolves to furries
Anon plz.
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>>940065
According to 1d4chan, werewolves are not furries unless sexualized.
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>>940063
>Yes
>>940069
Werewolves are not for the sexual.
They are for hunting and tracking.
As well as ripping and tearing our enemies.
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>>940063
>Yes!

>>940069
*cough*Ivanka and Stojan* cough cough*
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>>940074
Good point, time to take a gas shower for Uncle Adolf.

Roll me a 1d20 to unleash your inner barbaric werewolf.

Additional +4 if you can do a BRUTAL KILL that involves maiming that makes Khorne proud.
+2 if you can think why you don't hurt women except for bitches like this.
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>940080
>>
Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>940080
Rip her in half horizontally then hold her corpse over us and shower in the blood of our enemies.
>>
16+4=20

Great Success!

You shift to your werewolf and slice at her gut... And rip it out. You then slice at her chest again, ripping it in half, killing her... You then promptly slice her spine in half and hold the corpse over you, bathing in the blood... You let out a quick "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!" and a laugh to boot.

You throw her corpse against the wall, and look at the drow, which look quite intimidated.

"Are there any more Drow here?"

"Erh... We're temple guards... There's a temple to Lolth downstairs though, I think they're training some neophytes to be priestess."

"I see..."

"We're just gonna stay out of your way, alright? We don't want any trouble with you."

Actions

>...Agreed. The two of you can go run off...
>...You know, I think the Blood God needs some more skulls for his throne...
>The two of you owe me your life...
>Laugh. They're not going anywhere.
>Yeah, the two of you stay out of trouble, ok?
>You know, my mom would like some more slaves...
>Why don't the two of you become my slaves?
>Write-In
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>>940106
>...Agreed. The two of you can go run off..
>Just saying by the way. Drow women are awful
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"That's fine. The two of you can run off... But honestly, Drow women are awful..."

"Yeah... Come on Paul. And bring John's corpse. We'll get him resurrected in a town."

The second Drow picks up Paul's corpse and they begin to walk away...

What do?

>Maybe you should head home...
>A drow temple? Go explore that shit!
>Make a reminder to spare the male soldiers. They're basically slaves to the women anyways.
>Write-in
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>>940129
>Make a reminder to spare the male soldiers. They're basically slaves to the women anyways.
>A drow temple? Go explore that shit!
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You decide to spare the male soldiers. Bros before hoes, after all.

You follow a few paths and begin to go to the basement's basement... After a bit, you see some light, and see a large gold door, open...

You see that it lack guards. They must be pretty confident... You walk into, and see quite a few webs which you avoid as you shift to your Enhanced form...

You eventually find a hallway leading to two locations...
There is also a nice little sign hanging below it, in a spider's web...

>The Brewing Room (NEOPHYTE TRAINING, NO BOYS ALLOWED. TRAINER NEED. MALE BEGRUDGINGLY ACCEPTED AS TRAINER.)
>Mess Hall (LUNCH. AND NO, THERE IS NO MORE "COW", WE ONLY HAVE STANDARD RATIONS. COOK NEEDED AS REPLACEMENT SINCE LAST COOK EATEN BY SPIDER.)
>Head back!
>Shapeshift to your Drow Form!
>Write-In
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>>940139
>Shapeshift to your Drow Form!
>Mess Hall (LUNCH. AND NO, THERE IS NO MORE "COW", WE ONLY HAVE STANDARD RATIONS. COOK NEEDED AS REPLACEMENT SINCE LAST COOK EATEN BY SPIDER.)


>No boys allowed
What are they teenage girls?
>>
You shapeshift to your drow form, and go down the mess hall...

You see there's two sides of the room... The Male side, which seems to be rather shitty, and most people stay silent, or the female side... Which looks like tons of socializing by...
Rather young drow in less fancy robes then the priestess you talked to... Surrounded by other, older female drow in more important robes. Maybe those are the neophytes?

There's also a few hallways to go down, and no one really thinks your different...

>Go pull a Rosa Parks and sit at the Females Only side.
>Go sit at the male side? Maybe you can talk to a few Drow?
>Go down one of the hallways?
>What exactly do they have for lunch? Go check.
>Try to overhear the girl's talk?
>Maybe you can become a chef?
>Punch a woman and start a fight!
>Write-In
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>>940161
>Try to overhear the girl's talk?

>>940143
No they're just Drow.
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>>940161
>Try to overhear the girl's talk?
I kinda want to start a rebellion.
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You decide to overhear the girls talk.

Roll me a 1d20+4 if you can overhear without suspicion.
+3 if you can do something to avoid suspicion.
+2 if you can think about why your rule of not hurting women may not apply to the drow females in the future.
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Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>940177
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Rolled 11 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>940177
Whistle innocently.
Anyone whistling cannot be suspicious.

And we fuck up drow women because they're feminist shits that are evil.
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11+9=20

Success!

You avoid supicion...

Roll me a 1d20+5 if you can find out anything important
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Rolled 12 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>940249
Now watch as they're talking about clothing
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Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>940249
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Allowing samefagging.

Sorry about the wait...
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Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>940294
I just thought you were writing
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Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>940249
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12+5=17

Minor Success!

You overhear a few topics, but the biggest of interest is a "blue magical orb in the High Priestess's study" or something... You are reminded of the delicious orbs from the Moscow University.
You also hear that apparently one of the Neophytes in the Brewing Room accidentally caused an explosion rather then a poison, and as penitence is scrubbing the entire temple. They girls giggle at this...

The rest of it is idle chatter about clothes, boys, and "how hot would that guy be if I wiped him a little", so on and so forth. They're basically teens.

This High Priestess interests you... But a female Drow who's suffering from penitence could help you move around a little...

Actions

>Go find the Drow who's suffering pentience?
>Go find the slave pens?
>Go find the high priestess's study?
>Start the revolution! Attack!
>Go try to listen to more rumors...
>Write-In
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>>940315
>Go find the high priestess's study?
Sneak in.
Eat orb
????
Profit
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You decide to find the high priestess's study...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to avoid suspicion.
+2 if you can think how delicious those orbs would be. What flavor would they have anyways?
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Rolled 5 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>940336
Probably fruit.
Like blueberries
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Allowing samefagging.
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Rolled 18 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>940348
Or maybe it's like candy.
Sweet and sugary
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18+7=15

Good Success!

You get to the Drow High Priestess's chamber, and notice the door is locked.

Fuck.

What do, anons?

>Break down the door!
>Try to get the key from someone else?
>Knock?
>Shift to another form?
>Shift to your werewolf form and lockpick the door?
>Write-in
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>>940359
Are Dwarves good at lock picking? If so then I vote for that just because it makes sense that a Dwarf would be against Drow.
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>>940369
Nope. And you lack lock picks.
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>>940359
>Shift to your werewolf form and lockpick the door?

Channel our inner Stojan werewolf
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>>940378
>Slavs internally
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Roll me 1d20-3 to lockpick. Additional +3 if you can think about women.
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>940393
Liz's assets are pretty good. Now if only more women could be like that.
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>940393
>Contemplate optimal size for Liz's assets
>Contemplate whether frankizka is cuter with a large or small bust

Probably small for a smol cute vampire
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15

Success!

You hear a click, and the door opens.

You silently close the door behind you, and slink down in your werewolf form...
You notice some steam coming from from a room, and running water. It seems the High Priestess is taking a bath.

Actions

>Go to take care of the High Priestess?
>...Go find the Orb?
>...A woman, taking a bath? Just uh, spy a bit.
>...Maybe you should make this place a mess. Fuck Drow.
>...Maybe you can poison the High Priestess?
>Shapeshift?
>Write-In
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>>940410
>...Go find the Orb?
Let's shapeshift into Dragon blood.
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You go into your dragonblood form, and sneak around...

Roll me a 1d20-3 to find where the orb is?
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Rolled 2 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

>>940424
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Rolled 1 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

>>940424
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Critical Failure!

You take another step forward... And see a nasty spider which you almost step on. You fall backwards onto your ass, and hear a "huh?" from the bathroom.
You see a semi-naked wet female drow come out, with a towel around her privates. She small (but attractive) breasts, black hair, and large ears... And holding a staff.

"Who's out there?" She says...

Luckily, the steam has hidden you temporarily... But you won't be able to make it to cover in time....

Actions

>Hi. Just uh, exploring.
>Shapeshift!
>Fight her?
>Stay quiet?
>Try to make an excuse!
>Hey baby, what's up? Try to seduce her!
>Write-In
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>>940444
>Lust pheromones
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>>940444
Use pheromones
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Lust pheromones it is.

Roll me a 1d20 if it works.

+3 if you can say anything seductive.
+2 if you can shapeshift to a more powerful and attractive form.
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>940472
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>940472
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Critical Failure!

You use your lust pheromones.

The Drow High Priestess is not amused.

"What the fuck are you doing in my room?"

"Just uh, you know. Getting some damsels."

She sighs, and suddenly a thick plate of golden black armor surrounds her.

"Let me guess, an adventurer?"

"...Yeah."

"Seriously? I've had three of your types this week. I'm training replacements for all my losses. Can you give me a FEW days to let me have a fair amount of minions for you to waste your health on?"

"Well, I'm here now and I'm trying to get an orb. Blue orb, tastes like candy and blueberries."

She raises an eyebrow.

"...And I would give you this why?"

"Because I'm a fucking dragon and I have to get to my mom's place for supper?"{/red]

"...That would explain the eyes. Now, can you leave? I'm in the middle of taking a fucking bath, and having adventurers sneak in and try their perfume of lust isn't something I find cute."

"Perfume of lust?"

"I can smell it on you. Are you trying to get me to sleep with you? I have slaves for that, you know. And your... What, three? That's borderline pedophila for me. I'm a fucking four-hundred and sixty four year old priestess, and I will fucking smite your shit, dragon. Now, can you get out of here and come back when I'm not bathing, not replenishing my numbers, and in the mood to have visitors?"

Actions

>Give me that orb, and I'll consider it.
>...Sure, I guess... I'd rather not fight a powerful cleric with class levels.
>Fuck no. I want my boss fight.
>...Come on. What's your name? You seem nice. For a drow.
>...I may be three, but I am the size of a skyscraper. You do not scare me, mage.
>You know, I liked it when you were wet and unarmored.
>Your kind of cute, just saying.
>Write-In
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>>940550
>But I want the orb. I did not come here just to waste stealth rolls and fail seduction checks
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>>940550
>>Give me that orb, and I'll consider it.

It's kind of annoying to see character dismiss Ren as just 3. I mean he's the size and shape of an adult and he can father children.
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"Give me the orb. I didn't come here just to waste stealth rolls and fail seduction checks, and for the fucking record, I'm an adult."

"Sure, maybe for a dragon. But to me, your basically a child... And no, I'm not giving you an orb. I have no reason to."

Actions

>So you want to fight a dragon who's conquered an entire continent?
>...Listen, this is your only chance.
>Come on. Please? I'll leave you alone.
>Why do you want anyways?
>Try to seduce her?
>I'm a fucking adult. I can father children, damn it!
>Shapeshift!
>Fight her!
>Intimidate her!
>Write-In
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>>940576
>Shapeshift
Dragotaur
>...Listen, this is your only chance.
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>>940576
>...Listen, this is your only chance.
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You begin to grow in front of her, and you grow large horns... And you are forced to hunch over to avoid hitting your head as your horns scrape the roof.

"This is your only chance."

"The same to you. You are in a fortress of Drow, with a powerful cleric in front of you. I recommend you simply leave and put this matter aside."

"Not until you give me that orb."

Neither of you really do anything. She does however, put her hands on her staff, and a sword.

The two of you stare at each other... Something does tell you that she would be a hard fight...

Actions.

>Swing the first punch?
>Wait.. Will it escalate or not?
>...Try to persuade her this isn't a fight worth having?
>Try to intimidate her?
>...You know, maybe I'll come back later...
>Try to seduce her?
>Maybe you can give her an offer?
>I will kill you, if you don't give me the orb.
>...I don't hit women, you know...
>I don't tend to kill or injure women, so I'll just knock you out, got it?
>Cast a spell?
>Write-in
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>>940606
Cast lightning at her. Although I would be up for trying to seduce her,
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>>940606
>Try to seduce her?
And HEAVY lust pheromones
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>>940606
>Try to seduce her?
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You decide to seduce her...

Roll me a 1d20+3.

Additional +3 for complimenting her, either when she was naked or heavily armored.
+2 if you can be chivalric about not really hitting or killing women. Ever, really. Save a few hours ago.

Now anons want to seduce her? Huh.
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Rolled 8 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>940624
Princesses are for the tumbling and making of bastard children

>You may think I'm just three but I can appreciate good curves when I see them. And I'd rather do anything other than kill a woman if I can help it. It would be unchivalrous otherwise
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Rolled 12 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>940624
I personally wanted to shoot her with lightning but I could predict that other anons and players would want to seduce her which I'm okay with doing, but we aren't getting another waifu. Anymore and Ren officially becomes a failure.
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>>940624
I don't want to fight her.
My instincts say this will go poorly.
I'd rather get the orb and bail.
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>>940624
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>>940635
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>>940650
Options field not name field and no parentheses
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Rolled 2 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>940658
>>940642
Thankyou
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"You may think I'm three, but I can appreciate good curves when I see them. And I'd rather do anything then kill a woman if I can help it. It would be unchivalrous otherwise."

12+8=20

Borderline Success!

"I see. Thank you for the compliment, dragon."

You haven't exactly penetrated her armor... But you think you've made this a little warmer...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to court some more.
+3 if you can show how powerful your form is to the Drow.
+3 if you can compliment further.
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Rolled 19 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>940665
Flex
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Rolled 4 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>940665
Hold her with one hand and say
>And your skin is so soft. Softer than silk.

Just let us tumble you till you fall asleep so we can take the orb and leave.
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19+11=30

Amazing Success!

You instinctively begin to FLEX!!!

You flex your ab's abs, and your bicep's biceps...

"You know, your skin seems soft. Softer than silk."

She blushes a bit under her heavy armor.

"W-well. I haven't met this much of a man for a while..."
She seems to be in awe of your physical strength... And particularly your ass, as you catch her looking at it as you flex.
Man, you'd make a fucking amazing model.

Finish her off anons!

Roll me a 1d20+5, additional +3 if you can show off your ass some more to her. +3 if you can compliment her further.
+2 if you can brag a little of your accomplishments...
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Rolled 1 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>940692
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Rolled 7 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>940692
Flex our glutes.
>You know you seem to be a pretty powerful drow. I'm pretty strong myself. Took down a structure filled with a ton of elves by myself


iirc drow dislike elves.
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>>940701
I guess we're killing her.
Could have had a drow bastard.
Made Best mom happy.
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Rolled 17 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>940692
Turn around, stand tall & do some bodybuilder poses, then make each butt cheek move independently
"I've slain all those who've ever stood against me, but i've never wanted to slay a piece of ass as much as I do right now looking at that fine figure you've got there, get ready to praise the king baby"
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Critical Failure!

You begin to flex your glutes...

"You know, you seem to be a pretty powerful drow... I'm pretty strong myself. I took down a structure filled with a ton of elves by myself..."

She brushes up against your leg.
Yeah. You got her...

You lean down to kiss her...

She stops you though. You are slightly confused.

"No, no. I have a job to do right now. I mean, don't get me wrong. You are... Very, attractive. Very much so, that I would gladly have you in my harem simply for your elven slaying ass..."

"What's wrong?"

"...Well, I need my rival killed... And I think I just found my new volunteer."

"Really?"

She smiles.

"Yes. Yes I have... Now, how do you feel about carving a bloody swathe through the temple in order to kill my rival?"

"...What do I get in exchange?"

She brushes up against you...

"Oh, nothing. Just a orb you are rather obsessive over... My permission to bed me... And an ally... How does that sound?"

She gracefully, with her fingernail, scratches scale, and kisses it.

"...It will be well worth your while. I think you'd be the perfect instrument to play in this orchestra."

Actions

>...Fine. I'll kill your rival. Who is it?
>So I have to go on a rampage killing drow and kill your rival?
>...Grab her by the neck! You have the chance to!
>I'd love to do it...
>Why don't we tumble a little, and you give me the orb?
>I like your ruthlessness...
>Write-In
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>>940756
>...Fine. I'll kill your rival. Who is it?
I assume she's asking us to slaughter some adds and at worst a miniboss.

Better than the dungeons final boss.
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>>940756
>I like your ruthlessness..
>I'd love to do it.
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>>940756
>I like your ruthlessness...
>...Fine. I'll kill your rival. Who is it?
You know what we really need. Giant form and if possible, a Draconic version of that. It would be like Dragotaur but even more deadly. It would still be within our limits though since it isn't larger then Dragon form. At least I think.
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>>940773
Shame it'd be useless now because this room is too damn small.

But but a giant Enhanced or dragon blooded would be nice.
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>>940778
We still need to see what a dragotaur female looks like. It could decide if our son Mikhail is a furry or not.
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"I like your ruthlessness... I'll do it. I'd love to, actually."

"Good... Because it needs to look like an indiscriminate rampage. Like an animal did it."

"That's what I do best..."

"Good... Now, she's in charge of defense. I'll give you where she is..."

She tells you where she is.

"Now... Go and make my life easier. By the way, if we're working together, the name is Chaililue... May be important in the future."

"No last names?"

"We can get friendly once you get back..."

You make out for a few minutes.

"...Now, kill everyone. No survivors."

Actions

>Well... Can I spare the men at least?
>Sure, no problem.
>...I'll make the Blood God proud.
>Can I sneak around them?
>Why don't we tumble first, THEN kill them?
>Slap her small, cute ass?
>Be forward with Chaulilue?
>So, is this a one night stand or an actual relationship?
>Write-in
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>>940846
>Sure, no problem.
Yay for mindless slaughter
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>>940846
>Sure, no problem.
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"Sure, no problem."

"Oh... And also, shake that ass for me. I'll be following behind you, invisible. I'll heal you and give you some protection."

"Really?"

"That, and so if you die I can continue on my plan and make it look like Caharalua died in an accident. Any objections?"

Actions

>I'll make sure to turn ass-shaking up to maximium.
>First time I ever had a cleric help me. Feels nice.
>You don't have to, you know.
>Channel your inner knight, and say you'll protect her at all costs!
>Is the guard captain a mage or a cleric? I know how magical this universe is...
>Please. I won't get killed.
>Write-In
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>>940866
>I'll make sure to turn ass-shaking up to maximium.
>Is the guard captain a mage or a cleric? I know how magical this universe is...
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>>940866
>I'll make sure to turn ass-shaking up to maximium.
>Is the guard captain a mage or a cleric? I know how magical this universe is...
So Clerics use holy magic meaning if we eat them we don't get a power up but mages use good old fashion magic and we can.
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"I'll turn up ass shaking to maximium. And is the guard captain a mage or a cleric?"

"She's a mage."

"I see."

"Now, come on... I'll follow."

You shift to your drow form, and get to the entrance to the guard tower...

You shift out of sight to your dragotaur form... And decide to alert the defenders to you with a massive, deafening roar...

Roll me a 1d20+6 to soil the pants of the guards.
+3 if you can yell anything about how fucked they are, how good they'll taste, or how you'll always get more pussy then them.
+3 if you feel like describing how you'll kill them with your charge. +2 if it's fucking brutal as hell.

+1 if you can shake your ass and be physically attractive for your drow healer as you charge.

Autosuccess on them soiling if all of this is done.
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>940904
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Rolled 10 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>940904
You'll tear off their limbs, & tear their intestines out of their mouths, then leave them bleeding out as a stump on the ground so their last moments before you get your demon minions to dine on their souls for eternity (why not ) can be watching us murder their friends, families parents & grandparents, & lay waste to everything & everyone they've ever held dear. The only survivors will be their daughters who you'll only see again in hell after you rip them in half with your dick attempting to use their whole generation as meat condoms

Also flex your butt cheeks rapidly like a dog wagging it's tail
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Rolled 16 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>940904
Rollan
>>940950
Pic related
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>>940950
Just gonna be slightly concerned over this.
Slightly.
Autosuccess because this even slightly scared me.

You think evily of all the terrible, terrible things you'll do to those souls unfortunate enough to even be IN FRONT OF YOU.

Your headmates are also slightly concerned.

The two unfortunate guards look at you... And see into your eyes the depths of your cruelty and evil can possibly go.

They wisely decide to run.
Too bad you aren't having any survivors.

You lower your head, and your huge horns...

Roll me a 1d20+6 to CHARGE!

If anons want to, you can either kill or knock the two male guards out.

+3 if you can think of ways to kill the two guards. Or just knock them out.
+1 if you can further be physically attractive to the drow behind you.
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Rolled 16 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>940979
Just kill them. We did promise no survivors.
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Rolled 6 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>940979
When we catch up to them throw them on the ground
Squat
Flex our ass when we do.
Jump and stomp on both their heads with our full weight.


Remember to grab their corpses to beat other drow with.
Or just rip a spine out for a impromptu whip.
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Rolled 8 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>940989
>>940979
pick them both up by their feet & dangle them like a freshly caught fish, then turn around & place their heads on each of your elbow pits & pop them like zits with an almighty flex, make sure to give the drow a cheeky smile & a wink
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16+6=22

Good Success!

You lower your horns, and charge... You have a crazy idea...

You get up close to one of the drow... Squating... And you flex your ass, and jump... Thank god the roof is meters above you and your horns don't touch it...

You come crashing down like a giant cannonball, and bring your reptilian foot down on the ground, and smash his head in. It explodes like a watermelon, killing him instantly.
The other guard screams incoherently, and you lunge towards his foot, dangle him... And you put his head in your armpit... And flex to cause it to explode blood and brains all over a wall. You wink cheekily towards the drow and a wink... She seems quite impressed.
You also rip out one of their spines to use as a whip.

You move on past the two front guards, and see that the guards up ahead are distracted. They have a table they're drinking at, and seem to be half female and half male... One of them seems to be an archer though...

Well, too bad there's no survivors.

You lower to charge again...

Roll me a 1d20+8 since you have the element of surprise to charge!

If you want, you can spare the female drow!

+3 if you can think of ideas on how to kill them!
+1 if you can use their own weapons, chairs, tables, or cards even!
+2 if you can shout anything intimidating.
+1 if you can do "forward" things to the female drow before they die(or get knocked out!). (No rape pls, not cool, ok?)
Also, if you want, you can try to find a way to make yourself look sexy to your follower.

Autosuccess if you can do all of this.
Critical Autosuccess if you can do all of this just using the environment.
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Rolled 14 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>941048
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Rolled 19 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>941048
Charge and kill them all
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Rolled 11 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>941009
Grab both of them and slam them on the table(make sure to cop a feel from the female drow)
>I'M GOING TO TURN YOU INTO PASTE
Then bodyslam them into paste.

Then rise up breath ice and flex heavily
>>
I don't know how you guys are this creative with killing people.
It's fucking cool and slightly concerning, honestly.

19+15=34

Ultra Success!

You rush forward, angrily grab two of the males, and yell.
"I'M GOING TO FUCKING TURN YOU INTO PASTE!"

You slam down onto the table, and breathe ice around... The drow jump to avoid, and you flex impressively for your valor...

You see the female archer drow notching an arrow straight for your eye though...

Fucking drow.

Roll me a 1d20-3 to dodge archer!
+4 if you scare her into missing!
+2 if you can think about why the code of not hurting women fails to apply to her!
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Rolled 16 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>941048
clothes line them all to a pile on the floor & grab the table, place it ontop of them all & place 1 foot ontop of it, pinning them in place. Flex & crush the life out of the men, make sure to keep eye contact with the drow, "get on your knees & worship your new king" , & ofcourse wiggle your but cheeks independently for your priestess
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Rolled 9 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

>>941083
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Rolled 8 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>941083
>Make a rape face and say
>Hit me and I'll penetrate you harder than that arrow ever could me.

Because we said we'd kill everyone here and we should try to keep our word.
So she dies
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>>941083
Shift into a larger form stand over her & roar
This is a text based story adventure, so this drow woman isnt REALLY a real woman
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>>941100
>>941100
>>941097

also rolling for this action
forgot to roll
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Rolled 7 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>941106
>>941100
>>941097
fuck...
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>>941100
Already in second largest. Largest is dragon, and that has some practicality issues in close quarters.

You give the drow a suggestive face.

"Hit me, and I'll penetr-"

9+3=12

Failure!

The arrow flies towards your face, hitting you right in the nose. Fuck!

-250 HP...

Confused, the two remaining Drow slice at your ankles, damaging it slightly.
-150 HP.

The archer begins to flee to alert the next guard position!

Who to focus on, anons?

>The Archer!
>The melee swordsmen!
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>>941133
>The Archer!
We have claws.
So it's piercing time.
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>>941133
>The Archer!
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>>941133
>The Archer!
Fuck snipers
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Roll me a 1d20+4 to charge past the melee fighters and towards the archer!

Additional +1 if you distract the swordsmen!
+3 if you can think of a way to kill the archer.
+1 if you can still be forward towards the female archer.
+1 for puns.
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Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>941158
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Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>941158
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Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>941158
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Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>941158
ram the swordsmen to the ground as you run through them, then pick them up and hurl them at the archer to take them down, tell the female archer "I Hope you like dragons, because i'll be dragon my balls across your face"
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>>941173
Noice pun.

You ram the swordsmen to the ground, and rush up to the archer.. You tell her a shitty pun, which causes groans from your headmates and your dad. Even the archer groans in disappointment as you stomp her head in. The two swordsmen begin to get up, and you turn to them.
You see the priestess is looting the bodies, and not really paying attention...

Actions

>Finish them off!
>Just let them crawl away.
>Maybe you should ask the priestess if you can have a few slaves? Just saying.
>Finish them off BRUTALLY!
>Move on. You don't really care about two drow surviving.
>Cast a spell?
>Use your breath!
>You know... You wonder if you can burrow underground in this form. Maybe you can give the next position a special surprise.
>Write-In
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>>941206
>Finish them off!
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>>941206
>Finish them off BRUTALLY!
Just do this and then we can reach the mage, eat her and gain magical powers. Then we can eat a magical orb.
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>>941206
>Maybe you should ask the priestess if you can have a few slaves? Just saying.
IF no then shrug &
>Finish them off BRUTALLY!
crush their skulls & then hit on the priestess
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You decide to finish them off brutally... Mostly by squishing their skulls in slowly.

You decide to continue to hit on the priestess as you move onto the next position to fill time...

You see that there's a few complications now.

Because the hallway is getting slimmer and smaller, and you can't really fit with your horns...
Shit.

You also realize you are quite tired physically from killing your foes. Maybe some rest would be good.

Actions

>Burrow under it?
>Shapeshift to a smaller form?
>...Maybe you should scout ahead in a tiny form.
>Talk to the priestess a little as a break?
>Write-In
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>>941238
We have our katana right?
>Shapeshift
Yuan-Ti
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>>941238
>...Maybe you should scout ahead in a tiny form.
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>>941238
>Shapeshift to a smaller form?
Yuan-Ti
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You shift to your yuan-ti from, and draw your katana. The priestess seems a little confused.

"...Your a Yuan-Ti?"

"No. Dragon. Remember that."

"Right... I'll stick behind you."

You slither forward and see a small position of guards... With a ballista aimed down the hall. They seem to be thinking your coming their way, but seem to be assured that "it can't get through the ward!"

You ask the priestess about this, and she says there's a ward to prevent people from getting this far unless they have a Drow with them... Huh.

That Ballista though seems like it can do some damage...

Actions

>Try to sneak slither!
>Shift to a small form! Time to be stealthy!
>BANZAI CHARGE! Slither as fast you can!e
>Cast a spell against the guards or ballista?
>Shapeshift?
>Ask the priestess if she can do anything to help!
>Write-In
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>>941270
>BANZAI CHARGE! Slither as fast you can!
Like a Hussar charge but Japanese
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>>941270
>Shapeshift?
Let's just shapeshift into a Drow and get by with the priestess.
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>>941283
Are you trying to sneak by or attack them in their ranks?
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>>941292
Sneak by.
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>>941297
Chaililue did say no survivors, anon.
And besides, your almost through.
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>>941303
But can't we just shapeshift into a half dragon or something once we've passed the crossbow. Kind of like a Trojan horse.
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>941308
Oh, yeah. I was thinking of you just walking by and not doing anything.

Anyways, rolling.

1=BANZAI!
2=Sneak By!
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You decide to pull a Trojan Horse.

"Come on. We'll sneak by and attack from behind."

"Right..."

The two of you walk by.

Roll me a 1d20+6 for convincing them that your non-hostile!
+3 if you can tell them what a great job they're doing and totally don't foreshadow their deaths!
+2 if you can argue with Chaililue to hold your hand like she's interested in you.
+1 if you can be forward some more with Chaililue.
Autosuccess if everything is done!
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Rolled 13 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>941328
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Rolled 5 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>941328
>Good job holding the front guy's. You totally aren't about to get brutally murdered by an adventure. They totally aren't about to crush your spine and play games with your skull.


Slap Chaililue's ass and say
>You should hold my hand. People are less likely to question me if I'm with you.


After this we should look for fae.
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Rolled 20 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>941328
Ask chaililue you have an idea to sneak past & you'll need her to hold your hand for it to be believable, plus she might as well get used to the way you feel since you're hands are going to be all over her very soon

Run to the guards pretending to be a couple running from the monster killing everybody

Tell them they're "so brave and admirable for the service they provide protecting the innocent, & how amazing it is they arn't afraid to be beaten to an inch of their lives & eaten for what they know is right
kiss chaililue & telling her we dont need to worry anymore, they'll protect us"
smile & put your hand on their shoulder..."thankyou"
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"Chaililue..."

"Wh-"

You slap her ass, and grope slightly.

"Your going to have to hold my hand. People will likely question us less if I'm with you."

She nods... And holds your had. You rush to one of the guards, who stops you.

"What are you doing here?"

"There's a monster killing everyone! But good job holding the front you guys! I can't believe you guys aren't afraid to be beaten to an inch of your lives or even eaten!"

You le-
SHE leans into kiss you.

"Don't worry, the guards will protect us from the beast... Let us past, please."

The guards nod, and you see them pat you on the back and give you a hands up.

"Nice catch." One says.

"Man, your lucky... Getting the high priestess? Man, you must of killed a dragon for that!" One guard says.

"...I wish I wasn't a virgin..." Mutters another.

You even get offered some brew to calm your nerves from the monster killing everyone on the other side.

You gotta hand it to them, they were kinda bro tier. And kinda pathetic, but still. Nice of them.

"So, mind if I ask why you kissed me?"

"Because it would be weird if you kissed me? Besides, it's weird enough that your leading the handholding."

Ah. Classic feminism.

Actions

>Come on, let's take care of them.
>Let's at least spare the virgin. We need ONE survivor.
>They were cool. Let's just move on.
>...Can I take slaves? Just saying.
>Can I take slaves? I need some more presents for my mom.
>Kiss her?
>Let go of her hand?
>You'll get used to it. Trust me.
>Shapeshift
>Write-In
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>>941418
>You'll get used to it. Trust me.
>Come on, let's take care of them.
>Shapeshift
I kind of want Enhanced or dragon blooded for katana shenanigans
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>>941418
>Come on, let's take care of them.
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>>941418
>Can I take slaves? I need some more presents for my mom.
>Let's at least spare the virgin. We need ONE survivor.

1 lucky virgin gets to stay alive AND the opportunity to try for crushed by dragon thighs if he plays his cards right....repayment for broness
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"You'll get used to it... Now, let's take care of them... Hey, would you mind if I took slaves at all?"

"...I suppose. But kill a few once in a while, ok? I'll teleport the slaves out."

"Nice. I need a few for my mom."

The priestess daws.

"That's actually surprisingly... Well, sweet. Getting your mother slaves."

"Yep..."

You shift to your Enhanced form, and draw your katana, and sneak up behind one of the guards relaxing and watching the door.

Actions

>Knock him out? You'll enslave him.
>Scare him.
>Shapeshift to a stronger and more effective form.
>Say hi?
>Stealth kill with your katana!
>Write-In
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>>941469
*dawws
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>>941469
>Knock him out? You'll enslave him.
Then say something in Japanese
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>>941477
I don't think Ren ever learned Japanese or met a Japanese person (Jasmine doesn't count)
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>>941483
He reads manga.
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>>941488
That isn't learning Japanese anon.
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You decide to knock him out...

Roll me a 1d20+6 to see if you can knock out a few of the guards.
+2 if you can say some weeb shit.

Also anons, what's your opinion of Chalilue?
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Rolled 9 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>941498
>A calm heart, A silent blade, A swift victory.

She's a good one night stand.
Wonder if a bastard child will come of it.
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Rolled 8 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>941498
I just want free shit from her. Maybe in the future we can influence and romance her further to gain a foothold in the Drow world, however that works. I have similar plans for Rosa.
>>
Allowing samefagging.
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>>941498
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Rolled 16 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>941512
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Rolled 11 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>941498
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16+8=24

Good Success!

You say some generic web shit as you knock out a few of the guards... They fall unconscious, and you move along...

You finally get to a pair of metal doors.

"Right, so my rival lives inside..."

"I see."

"Anyhow, this should be simple enough. She's sick, kill her. I don't care how."

You nod your head, and go inside...

You see that it's rather dark, and you hear coughing from up above. You walk up the stairs slowly, until you enter into a bedroom...

You see a very, very sick female drow laying on the bed. She seems unable to really... Well, recognize what's happening.

Actions

>Kill her?
>You want her power for yourself. Eat her.
>...You should at least talk to her. Cast necrotic healing on her.
>...Leave. You don't like this.
>Write-In
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>>941544
>You want her power for yourself. Eat her.
QM plz.
My morals died a long time ago.
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>>941544
>You want her power for yourself. Eat her.
I feel like QM is trying to make us question our morals since Ren is trying to be chivalrous. If that is the case then I say this is justified since we made a promise to do this for another woman.
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>>941544
>...You should at least talk to her. Cast necrotic healing on her.

if nothing else, i dont want to catch anything weird by eating & rolling a nat 1
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>>941568
Oh shit changing my vote to this.
We don't know what the illness is.
Turn into a half dragon.
Cure her then eat her immediately afterwards
>>
Roll me a 1d20-3 to heal her.
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Rolled 20 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

>>941581
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Rolled 16 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

>>941581
No sick food.
Only healthy products
>>
Critical Success!

You heal her... Her signs of illness begin to fade.

Her coughing stops also.

"Wow... Who ar-"

Your mouth is wide open, and she seems terrified.

"Wait! Don't! I'm not her!"

It's your choice if to bite down and eat her... Or let her talk.

Actions

>Let her talk!
>...Continue to hover over her. And let her talk.
>Sorry. I just want your power. Also because you taste delicious.
>Bite down and swallow!
>Write-In
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>>941591
>...Continue to hover over her. And let her talk.
>Please tell me why I shouldn't.
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>>941591
>Bite down and swallow!

That sounds like a cheesy response. Commence with the nomming.
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You hover over her, careful to not bite down.

"Please, tell me why I shouldn't."

You hover you mouth near her hair... It melts slightly, a grim reminder that a mere bite would dissolve her in seconds.

"M-my sister put you up to this, didn't she?"

"Your sister?"

"Yes! I'm Caharalua! My sister poisoned me, and couldn't finish the job, so she sent you after me, didn't she? Listen, let me talk! I can tell you the truth of why she wants to kill me!"

Actions

>Nom. This isn't interesting
>...So? I just want a orb and to get laid.
>...She hired me to kill her own sister?
>...You know, there is a few ways you could pay me...
>...You know, maybe I'll let you live if you let me tumble you.
>Write-In
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>>941631
>So? I just want the orb, maybe get laid, and to get better magically.
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>>941631
>Nom. This isn't interesting
Considering the nature of Drow I think we should just eat both of them and then orb.
>>
"So? I just want the orb? Maybe to get laid, and to get better magically."

"Listen, she'll poison you like she poisoned me... And how would eating me help you get better magically?"

You move even closer to her face. Her skin dangerously close to being nommed.

"Mages taste good... Enough said."

"S-she's not an actual cleric, alright? She's a sorceress!"

"Really?"

"Believe me, it's true!"

Hey, wh- Why are we about to eat a woman?

It seems Solaire has come back.

"Have any more to say?"

"Just, please... She's using you! You have to see that!"

Actions

>Eat her. She'd taste delicious.
>Don't worry, your sister will join you soon.
>Fine. I'll just kill you.
>...Deal with Solaire?
>Will you give me anything if I let you live?
>Write-In
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>>941660
>Will you give me anything if I let you live?
We can probably kill her if she gives us the location of the loot.
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>>941660
>Will you give me anything if I let you live?

>>941664
But what if she's a mage or sorceress who can give us magic. If we kill her then the magic potential would all be lost.
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>>941669
By kill I mean nom.
As Nomming her will kill her.
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"Will you give me anything if I let you live?"

"I-I... I don't have anything. My sister took it all."

"Why?"

"...I don't have anything. I'm sorry... Just please, don't kill me... Wait... I-I have two things!"

"What?"

"They're scrolls... Powerful scrolls, one can summon lightning to strike from the sky for a period of time, and another one can summon a meteor shower!"

Why the fuck are we threatening a woman?

It's a drow.

Why the fuck would we eat her? She's a woman for God's sake.

I don't really like it... But I mean, we get stronger at magic...

Actions

>Tell me where it is right now, or I will gobble you up...
>Eat her!
>...She probably has more. Eat a small part of her. She'll talk
>...Let her go. Your a dragonknight, for God's sake. You wouldn't do this to Liz or Frankizka...
>Let her live!
>Argue with Solaire!
>Write-In
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>>941688
>Tell me where it is and I'll let you live.
>Oh and are you a mage? Don't lie or I'm definitely killing you. If you're honest regardless of your answer your odds of survival go up.
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>>941697
This
>>
"Tell me where it is, and I'll let you live, ok? And are you a mage? Don't lie, or I will kill you. If your honest, your odds of survival go up."

"I-I'm an apprentice. I'm the daughter of the captain of the Guard..."

Your wisdom tells you she's telling the truth. She's terrified...

"Where are the scrolls?"

"T-they're in the upper shelf, top left cabinet."

You check, and see two scrolls. You cannot read the language of them, even with your draconic brain. But even though you can't read it, you feel like you can just say the words aloud...

Actions

>...Fine then. You'll live.
>...I'm not betraying your sister.
>Eh. Hopefully apprentice tastes just as good as mage... Eat her.
>So your saying your sister knows a lot of magic, hm?
>I'm talking to your sister.
>Sounds like she'd be delicious...
>Sounds like the two of you and that orb would be great for my diet.
>Write-in
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>>941717
>So your saying your sister knows a lot of magic, hm?

I'm wondering if theirs a cap on required magic power to gain a spell.

Some casual that only knows magic missile and light shouldn't increase our magic power.
>>
>>941717
>So your saying your sister knows a lot of magic, hm?
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"So your saying your sister knows a lot of magic, hm?"

"Yeah... She's great. She was my tutor. She could even cast fireballs and make people bigger! That sort of thing. Even heal!"

"I see..."

Actions

>Spare her!
>Eat her!
>Eat her and her sister!
>Betray her sister and help her!
>Write-In
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>>941731
>Write-In
Check in with our headmates on their opinion.
Kill her or betray her sister and help her.

Or kill them both.

As we have to listen to them all the time and deal with them constantly their opinion actually means something
>>
What should we do guys?

...I say we eat both of them. More magic means we can help people who aren't going to betray us.

I say we spare both of them... They're sisters who can't get along. And besides, maybe we can get both of them into bed.

Son, I like this idea... But I think we should stay out of it. It's a family thing. Also, we did say we'd eat this woman... Even if it's a little cruel to do so. We had an agreement. But I definitely like the idea of tumbling both of them.

Actions

>I say we spare her.
>I say we eat her.
>I say we eat both of them.
>I like that plan. We tumble BOTH of them...
>Let's betray her sister though, and help her...
>Write-In
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>>941745
>I say we eat both of them.
This way we're being fair.
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>>941745
>Let's betray her sister though, and help her...
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>>941745
>Guys they're drow and almost certainly one is going to try to kill the other.

So OP how edgy would it be to eat both of them?
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>>941745
>I like that plan. We tumble BOTH of them.
See if we can get any influence or anything or worth from getting friendly, if not THEN we eat them
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>>941748
>>941747
If I have to support one of these I'll go with blacker.
If only because I feel magnanimous considering she gave us a meteor shower scroll.

I like it.
It sounds cool.
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>>941755
If we do eat both of them then we are preventing a family feud between the two of them. Also there is more magical power to be gained from this.
>>
Going to wait twenty minutes for anons to decide. Allowing arguing.

>>941750
Edgy.
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>>941760
>It's Edgy with a capital E
I'll support blacker.
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>>941760
Even if it's done with non-edgy intent? I want to eat both of them in order to be fair and given the fact that they're both Drow who will probably back stab each other, or do something edgy themselves in the future like whip children.
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>>941764
Eh. It's betraying one, and eating someone defenseless.
Both are edgy, but combining both to me is Edgy.
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>>941766
Why don't we just spare the sister, lie to the priestess, manipulate & get what we need from both, try to get drow influence, & THEN IF at any point it's too much, cba, or not worth, we can always eat them later
I say we pretend like we killed but spare
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>>941766
OP you've trapped us in edgelock.
Killing one is edgy.
Killing both is super edgy.
The only way out is to not kill either.
>>
You decide to betray her sister, and help her.

This starts lots of arguing inside your head.

So we're just going to eat a woman we've hitted on, have plans to tumble... And generally have gotten along with? Can't we just say to the both of them to get over their little feud?

I don't like betraying someone who's ass we've slapped... That has to mean something, damn it.

Actions

>We'll eat her sister, Chaililue.
>We'll tell both of them to suck it up and get along...
>We lie to her sister and spare her...
>Write-In
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>>941776
I thought your morals died a long time ago.
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>>941777
>Solaire they're drow. I'm almost certain they'll try to kill each other.
>We can try to get them to get along but when that fails.
>>941779
I hate being edgy too.
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>>941777
Fuck it, eat her, chaililue is more powerful & manipulative so a better ally to tumble anyway
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>>941782
But we were just about to eat her until other anon said we should heal her which eventually lead to this personal quandary.

>>941777
>We'll tell both of them to suck it up and get along...
sigh... fucking Drow politics
>>
"...Listen, fine. I'll spare, you, ok?"

She gives you a massive hug as thanks.

"Thank you, thank you so much..."

Actions

>...Kiss her? Fuck it.
>...Eat her.
>Respect my personal space, please.
>I'm not doing it for you...
>Well, I'm taking you outside, and the two of you better fucking get along.
>...Lust pheromones, go!
>Write-In
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>>941789
I was was fine with healing her because my murderhobo senses kicked in and realized we could probably get loot from her.
>>941793
>Well, I'm taking you outside, and the two of you better fucking get along.
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>>941793
>Well, I'm taking you outside, and the two of you better fucking get along.
Don't forget about the orb. We should go and eat that.
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>>941793
>...Lust pheromones, go!
>...Kiss her? Fuck it.
after tumbling, find out what you can about the whole situatio n so we know what the other sister is up to

....then maybe eat her depending on answer
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"Well, I'm taking you outside. The two of you better fucking get along though."

"I'll try..."

Something occurs in your head...

Maybe a quick tumble with her... And a kiss... You could in theory learn more...

Actions

>Keep your mind in the game and take her outside!
>Tell her to wait here while you go outside to talk to her sister?
>Oh yeah. A quick tumble might do nicely...
>...Best way to get two sisters get along? Tumbling together to please you. Fuck yeah.
>Write-In
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>>941807
>...Best way to get two sisters get along? Tumbling together to please you. Fuck yeah.
This will go perfectly well and is an absolutely flawless plan.
>>
>>941807
>Keep your mind in the game and take her outside!
>>
You take her outside...
You open the door to see Chaililue look at you, happy... Then quickly turn angry.

"Why isn't she dead?"

"Coming from the bitch who wanted to kill me..."

You decide to use lust pheromones.

Roll me a 1d20 to see if your lust pheromones take effect.
+3 if you can make lewd suggestions.
+2 if you can get them to realize their similarities.
+1 if you can foreshadow at the possibility of both of them being eaten if they're assholes to each other.
+1 if you can think about both of their positive traits.
>>
Rolled 4 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>941818
>Come on why don't we all relax and connect. At least both of you can connect with me.
>Both of you are sisters, drow, and use magic you guys are like twins. And if you both keep arguing only one person is going to leave on the end


One gives us nice things like magic scrolls.
The other is a powerful sorceress.
So some okay traits
>>
Allowing samefagigng for more lewd comments and foreshadowing.
>>
Rolled 3 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>941827
>That person shall be me. And while I'm hungry now I won't be after I exit.
>>
Rolled 15 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>941827
>So just let me explore and get to understand your insides so you don't have to go inside mines.


I hate drow families
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>>941818
you're both drow, both hot, and i'm going to make both of you into an incest sandwich around my dick, As much as I like eating people out, don't push it, you're both beautiful & I don't want to do something you'll regret

Now get on your knees
>>
Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>941840
forgot to roll, tired
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>>941840
>Incest Sandwich
Thanks for the mental imagery
Exactly what I needed in my day.
>>
Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>941818
I'm back and what is this.
>>
>>941858
a perfect roll to solve a sticky situation, about to get stickier
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>>941858
We're having a threesome with a pair of drow sisters.
And you proved the quoth curse still lives on
>>
Critical Success!

The pheromones release themselves...

"Come on. Let's all relax and connect, at least both of you can with me. Both of you are sisters, drow, and use magic. Your like twins. And if you both keep arguing only one person is going to leave, and that person will be me. And while I'm hungry now, I won't be after I exit... So let me just explore and get to understand your insides so you don' have to go inside mine..."

It seems Chaililue is unaffected, but her sister is... And hugs you tightly...

"So, using your perfume of lust again?"

"Yep."

"So, you want a tumble? You didn't even kill my sister."

"Come on..."

"The agreement was you kill my sister, I show you where that orb is..."

"I'm fully aware of the agreement."

"Well, why exactly should I get along with my sister anyways?"

"Well, why shouldn't you? Both of you are hot as fuck."

"She stole my scrolls, then stole my cat."

"That seems hardly death worthy."

"My scrolls are worth fortunes!"

"Both of you are practically twins..."

"We are!" Both of them say at once.

"Oh."

"My sister simply can't help but take the things I own!"

"Hey, come on... You said I could use them..."

"You blew up mom's harem! She's pissed at you, your lucky that I'm not having you tortured and killed!"

"You were always the traditionalist..."

"Hey, you went to the surface because you said that "drow society is too post modern", whatever that means!"

"I thought it would be cool! Besides, I brought you back tons of ingredients... Remember what you made for dad's birthday?"

"That potion?"

"Yeah... Come on, you used my ingredients. And it was cool."

"...It was great flavoring for dad's food, actually."

"Yeah, he can cook a mean Beual-tala..."

The two of them seem to be getting along...

You also see that Caharalua is the less "traditionalist" one and more progressive, with her sister being the traditionalist.

"...Well... I mean, it was good flavoring. The beans were a little dry."

"That's dad for you, you know."

The two of them awkwardly stand around for a bit.

"...I'm sorry about trying to kill you over something as stupid as scrolls... And killing mom's harem. She can always get another one. And I'll just tell her that Lolth blessed you or something."

"Really? Wow... Thanks! Oh, and he has the remaining scrolls."

"...Him? Oh, him."

Chaililue looks at you.

"...You know what? You can keep those scrolls. I can always make more."

"Thanks?"

Before you know it, the two of them hug.

"I'm sorry about poisoning you and sending a dragon to kill you."

"I'm sorry for being a rebel and stealing your cat and scrolls."

"...Where is my cat anyways?"

"She's sleeping upstairs."

"Oh, great..."

They're very distracted, and Caharalua starts talking about cats, and the other dawws adorably.

(Continued!)
>>
HAHAHHA! I MADE THE DICE ROLL NOT BECOME FETISH BULLSHIT!

You curse Quoth silently. Lesbians are hot.

The twins are completely distracted from you...

Actions

>Lust pheromones, go!
>Cough a little bit?
>Just let them... Talk, you guess.
>Dogs are way better, in my opinion.
>Smile. Even Drow families get along. Sometimes.
>Go up to them, and begin the flirting overload!
>Write-In
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>>941883
Gotta love how a bunch of redshirts got fucked up over dumb family feuds.
>>941893
Quoth plz.
>Lust pheromones, go!
>Go up to them, and begin the flirting overload!
Just to spite you quoth.
>>
>>941893
>Lust pheromones, go!
>Go up to them, and begin the flirting overload!

do the tumble, gain drow allies, chaililue seems more intelligent of the 2, maybe we can use them both?
>>
You trigger you lust pheromones and go up to them just to flirt with them.

They seem happy and pay attention to you.

"Thanks for getting my sister to see reason." Both of them say.
They then both laugh with each other. Man, they must get along well. When they're not killing each other.

Roll me a 1d20+3 if you can get them to stop doing "make up sibling time" and go to "succ time"

Additional +3 if you can remind them that your the one who got both of them to get along.
+2 if you can still hint that getting nommed is a possible option.
+3 if you can compliment and flirt with both of them.
+1 if you question why all those redshirts had to die today
>>
Rolled 20 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>941923
>I had no problem being the one to help you both get along, your both cute and it'd be a shame for either of you to go. So one question. Why did all the expandables have to go?
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>>941928
>>941923
Quoth curse never dies!
Smut for the Dice Gods!
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>>941928
>>941923
why don't you both get on your knees, and help chaililue open wide, try to help her get as wide as I was before, she'll need it
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Critical Success!

Quoth is unable to speak. He's just stunned.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG BUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLSSSSSSSSHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT!!!!

Quoth deafens himself, and you return to reality.

"Hey, babes... I had no problem getting the two of you to get along, your both cute and it would be a shame for either one of you to go. So just one question... Why did all the expandables go?"

The shrug their shoulders.

"...You know, I think I do owe you something... What's your name anyways?"

"Renexizious."

"Well, Renexizious... Since you got my sister and me back together... I think we can do some tumbling."

"...How about a lot? He seems like a strong guy."

"...Sis, come on..."

"Can I join in? Come on. He got both of us to make up..."

"Well..."

"Sure! Gladly!"

"Great..."

"Now... Come on. I think this place will be a great place to tumble at..."

You put your arm around the two sisters...

Roll me a 1d20+8 for tumbling.

+3 if you can go to a very muscular and powerful form.
+2 for being kinky.
+2 for complimenting them.
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Rolled 16 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>941949
Dragotaur form in all it's muscle glory

>Two cute drow women with nice curves. I am a lucky dragon indeed.

We can use Adolf on one and our tail on the other.
And switch tools between the two when necessary
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>>941952
It was supposed to be a 15 not a 13 but whatever.

Quoth can get bent anyways
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16+13=29

Good Success!

You go to your dragotaur form... And bend them over...

After some hard-core tumbling, Lily (What your calling Chalilue), and Lula (What your calling Caharalua), are fucking exhausted. Both their privates and buttocks are red from pain... You suspected you broke Lula's leg, and broke Lily's jaw from her not being able to open wide enough...
Your tail also needs some water. Just so it's clean. Just saying.

You rest your large head on their small, but cute breasts, and they cuddle up to you... In heavy pain, but in great ecstasy.

Lily heals her and her sister up...

"Wow... I've... I've never..."

She seems a little sick. Probably from all the "liquid" she ingested earlier from Adolf.

Either way, she cuddles up to you, smiling... Along with Lula...

"You are one tough reptile..." Lily says to you...

"This was fun, Lily..." Lula says.

"Yeah..."

Actions

>...Just let them cuddle up to you.
>...You know, I still feel like getting some more tumbling in... Are the two of you up for it?
>I love both of you... Just saying.
>Now that that's over... Eat them!
>Hey, guess I won't have to eat the two of you. Good.
>I'm sorry for hurting you both so much with my love...
>...Wait for them to pass out and sneak out. You are not staying with drow longer then needed.
>...You drow are kinky motherfuckers.
>Write-In
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>>941966
>I'm sorry for hurting you both so much with my love...
>...You drow are kinky motherfuckers.
>...Just let them cuddle up to you.
We should probably also ask for said blue orbs.
We wanted them for a reason
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"Sorry for hurting the two of you so much with my love... But you drow are kinky motherfuckers..."

You let them cuddle up to you... And you fall asleep...

You wake up the next day surrounded by two naked drow making food and seemingly having fun together...

Huh.
Where are you?

You see your on a bed... And Lily and Lula are making you breakfast.
A big one.

Man, they sure do know how to treat a dragon.

You eat a nice healthy breakfast of food you've never seen before, such as Bluaberry Balamagas, which reminds you of tacos, but with blue berries which taste like... Well, rasberries, and a nice helping of Alama, which seems to be fine elven wine.

You let them cuddle up to you for a bit, and smack their asses and grope for a bit before letting them continue on.
You try to stand up, but see your horns hit the wall, so your shift to your drow form, and see Lily and Lula getting dressed in a private room.

You knock on the door.

"Chalilue? Where's the orbs?"

"...Well... They're in the back. You know, under the bed. It was meant to be a present for getting the two of us back together!" She yells through the door...

You hear the two of them talking in there...
Now, what about...

>...Overhear?
>Peek just a little...
>Go get those orbs.
>Oh shit! You said you'd be home to your mom's for dinner! She must be worried sick!
>Write-in
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>>941982
>...Overhear?
>>
You decide to overhear.

Roll me a 1d20+3 to see if you can overhear.

So, anons still want to eat Lily and Lula in case they're not useful?
>>
Rolled 16 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>941994
What do you think I am?
Edgy?
They aren't trying to kill each other or dragging us into the fight so I'm down with this.
It's comfy.
>>
16+3=19

Good Success!

You decide to listen in.

"So, what would I look good in?"

"I mean, anything? I don't know, Caharalua..."

"Oh, it's fine, don't worry sis."

"I know."

"...You know what would be adorable, Chalilue?"

"What?"

"Imagine Renexizious in a purple slave collar. But with hearts... That'd be adorable."

"And little spikes?"

"Aww... And a tiny collar? That'd be cute."

"Yeah... Aw, he'd be cute... He'd probably not like it though."

"Come on, his face would be so cute..."

"Why are you even thinking about slave collars? We're not making him into a slave. I don't even think I could enslave a dragon."

"Could you, sis?"

"Well, maybe. It would require plenty of preparation, and favorable conditions... Then a mental link..."

"Just curious... Anyways, what are we doing today?"

"I was going to hold prayers in the temple..."

"Really?"

"Yeah... You?"

"Oooh, you know, I might stop by Driz La' Paseta and get some lunch, then maybe come home."

"Yeah... You know, your the best sister, right?"

"I know, I'm pretty cool. So are you."

"...I was being sarcastic."

"Same."

There's a brief silence.

"...Well, I wasn't actually being sarcastic. You really are the best sister I could have."

"Twins, actually."

"Totally... How's the neophyte's doing anyways?"

"Decent enough, I guess. Could be better..."

They settle into small talk, and you sit down on the bed in your half-dragon form.

So uh... What's the plan? Are we staying for a while?

Actions

>It's comfy here...
>Maybe we can get them to take care of us for a day.
>We should probably get a move on...
>Let's eat that orb, first of all..
>Maybe we can get them to come with us back to mom's place. She likes drow.
>Let's give them one good tumble and leave, ok?
>You thinking what I'm thinking? Concubine status maybe?
>...Write-In
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>>942019
>Let's eat that orb, first of all..
And we should at least do a quick check in with our mother.
She's probably worried
>>
You grab that orb from under your bed, and swallow it...
You glow with magical energies, and feel much stronger...

Tasty too!

gonna do the upgrade tommorow when more anons are on, not right now.

You also decide to say hi to your mom...

So we're just leaving Lily and Lula behind?

Actions

>Yeah...
>We'll be back, totally.
>They're cute... We should bring them with us.
>We're just leaving for a minute or two. So mom doesn't burn down a country.
>You know... Maybe we should stop and say hi to our bastard child, Cortez?
>Write-In
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>>942027
>We're just leaving for a minute or two. So mom doesn't burn down a country.
And later we can show her Cortez
>>
Just for a minute or two. Then back to being with comfy Drow.

Yeah...

You decide to leave, and open the door to exit...

"Renexizious? Where are you going?"

You see Lula behind you...

"Oh, hey... I gotta go say hi to my mom. Sorry."

Lula seems slightly disappointed.

"Well... Me and my sister will miss you. I'll see you later tonight, ok? Or else I'll put spikes on your bed. And only on your side."
Luckily, she sounds like she's joking.

Actions

>Give her a kiss?
>Get your sister out here. I want to kiss both of you goodbye...
>...Make out and grope her for a minute...
>I'll miss you too, ok?
>I'll be back in a while...
>...Just saying, no slave collars. Please?
>Can you set up lunch for me?
>...Time to bring out the big guns. See if you can summon Blondi in this dimension.
>We aren't married or anything...
>Write-In
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>>942036
>Give her a kiss?
>Get your sister out here. I want to kiss both of you goodbye...
The alarms in my head are blaring.
I wonder why
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>>942039
"Come on, get your sister out here. I want to kiss both of you goodbye."

Her sister comes out...

"I can hear you know."

They kiss you, rather then you kissing them. Weird.

"Anyways, we'll see you later, ok? We have work to do..."

"Alright."

"Yeah... Anyways, if you get home early there's a list of chores you need to work on, ok?"

"...I'll take a look?"

"Thanks... Anyways, see you. If your home late I'll get the slaves to do it."

You begin to leave and shift to your drow form.

You know... In a sense... I think we're their wife.

Erh, what?

Remember, women in this society lead and rules... I'm not surprised they're putting house work on us...

Actions

>Don't worry. We'll come home late.
>We can do it. We're men.
>We'll get them to do it, Somehow.
>...Man, I thought they'd be bitches... But they're actually surprisingly nice.
>...Let's go to see mom!
>Write-In
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>>942045
>Don't worry. We'll come home late.
>...Let's go to see mom!
>>
We'll just get home late. Let's go see mom!

Roll me a 1d20-4 to see if your mom is calm.
+3 if as Karestina you can calm down by thinking what Ren could be doing and an explanation why he hasn't come for dinner.
+2 if as Karestina you can try to think calming thoughts.
>>
Rolled 5 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>942050
He's obviously off getting damsels and making more grandchildren.
Obviously he has been busy with said damsels making said grandchildren.
To keep calm just think about Ren in kobold form.
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Allowing samefagging if anons can think of ways to reduce Karestina's panic levels.
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Rolled 6 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>942053
Start cooking an unreasonable amount of cookies and other pastries in preparation for when Ren definitely gets back
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Rolled 7 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>942053
Normal pastries obviously aren't enough.
Probably should cook some slaves into a cake.
A big cake.
A massive one.
With butter.
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You finally arrive at your mom's lair, and stomp inside...

You see a lot of scared as fuck slaves run around, and you eventually get to the center of the lair in your dragon form... And see a huge cake, full of slaves stuck in frosting, which is covered in melted butter.

And it's cold... Like it was made hours ago...

There's platters upon platters of cookies, cupcakes, cakes, bread, cinnamon sticks, and other delicious goodies. Your mom must of been worried about you.

You burn the 40 ft cake and eat it, and the slaves. Tasty.
You then gorge on the pastries.

After releasing a huge burp from eating your mom's pastries... You realize she isn't exactly here. She's probably out looking for you...
Or just getting more baking ingredients to calm her nerves.

You do see that there's a new section of the lair... It seems to be a personal room dedicated to you. Huh.

Actions

>Go and find your mom!
>Ask your dad where your mom is?
>Go see your personal room?
>Write-In
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>>942060
>Go and find your mom!
Just listen for the sounds of destruction, death, and suffering
>>
You decide to go find your mom.

Roll me a 1d20+6 to find your mom.
+2 if you can worry about the shenanigans your mom is involved in, or worry about her.
+1 if you can worry more about her (delicious) slaves and how many she's hauling back this time.
Also, a final +2 if you can think of how to track down your mom.

Autosuccess if everything is fufilled.
>>
Rolled 15 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>942071
>I hope mom is okay. Hope she doesn't run into anyone capable of actually hurting her. I'll have to kill them
>Man those slaves. I hope they're alright. Don't want the delicious slaves to get hurt. Unless it's for cake. I hope that's why mom is gone. Get more slaves for cake.

We can track her down by flying a decent distance into the sky and looking for a large quantity of destruction, fleeing citizens, and a dragon.

Probably targeting a relatively near by area as she's probably impatient.
>>
Rolled 10 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>942071
>>
Bump
>>
15+11=26

Good Success!

You follow the sounds of destruction...

You see your mom eventually, flying over a few burned husk villages with slaves on her back.
She seems to be quite worried, and checking nearly every crevice, except for above...

"Ren! Your cake is getting cold! I baked nearly a hundred slaves into it! Where are you?"

You swoop down, right next to her.

"Hi mo-"

She seems surprised, and nuzzles you.

"Where were you! You had me so worried! I ran out of pastries to cook you for dinner, your cake is cold..."

"That's minor..."

"Well, don't stay out too late again, ok? I was worried sick."

"Oh."

She gives you a HUGE kiss.

"So, what were you doing anyways?"

"Does it matter mom?"

"I want to know what my little boy was doing... I was worried sick."

"Well... I was seducing and getting more grandchildren for you."

She smiles brightly.

"That's great Renexizious! Now... Who are these two women?"

"Oh, they're sisters. Drow."

"You tumbled DROW? That's great! I always loved the Drow."

"...Really?"

"...Well, they know how to treat their women. Also, plenty of slaves, and they sell poisons at a low price. Compared to humans, they're great! One of the few races I don't enslave and actually like."

Actions

>...Well, I don't like them too much...
>Come on mom. Men and women are equal
>...I kinda don't like being enslaved in their society mom...
>They have a huge spider fetish. I kinda don't like that.
>Well, I like the Drow who are rebels, personally...
>What other races do you like mom?
>Let's move on mom...
>Well... Can they stay at your palace for a while?
>I might be spending some time with them, just saying.
>Why don't we spend time together mom?
>Write-In
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>>942450
>Personally I don't care for the treatment of men in their society.
>What other races do you like mom?
>Hey Mom why don't we explore? I was trying to find some races like fae, giants, maybe Harpy's too. Humanoids basically
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"Personally, I don't care for the treatment of men in their society..."

"Well, they know their place... That's all I'm saying here."

You sigh.

"Mom..."

"Oh, come on... Let's not talk about this."

"Fine. What other races do you like mom?"

She ponders over this...

"Well, kobolds... They make good lair guardians, then there's the hobgoblins... Which also make good lair guardians, really too disciplined though... Not many, honestly."

"Yeah... Oh, hey, I got you something."

You show your mom the five Drow guards you enslaved.

"Just saying, one of them is a virgin."

"They'd make good concubines... I doubt they'd last too long though. I'll make sure to be less harsh on them since they're yours though."

"Well, at least they won't die virgins."

She takes the drow guards off of you.

"So... Mom? Why don't we explore? I was trying to find some more races like fae, giants, maybe harpies too..."

She sighs.

"I have work sweetie. I have to sell some slaves to a sultan, then I have to go and talk to the Hobgoblin Daimyo and get him to sell me a few slaves a lower cost... I'm kinda busy, Ren."

"Oh."

"You know, if you want to help, I need you to go into the city for a while..."

"Really?"

"No raiding though... I need you to deliver some things to the mage's guild, and take care of a few people for me."

"A few people?"

"Well, my vassal has a few pesky bandits who are stealing from him, and he want's them gone... I also need you to take care of a rather pesky mage... Only problem is that I accidentally attracted the Vulkaris to these parts, so I'm planning to do a lot less of travel in dragon form. You should too, honestly."

"Aw..."

"Don't worry, if you do this, my vassal will send them off on a goose chase... Can you do it for me, Ren?"

Actions

>I can, don't worry.
>Why can't I just step on the bandits?
>...I'll make sure to have a few more conquests. Of the tumbling matter.
>Who's your vassal here anyways?
>I'm kinda busy too, sorry...
>Can I visit the Hobgoblin Daimyo? I can get more slaves, mom. I am bigger then you, you know...
>Pesky mage, mom?
>Write-In
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>>942463
>I can, don't worry.
>Pesky mage, mom?
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

"I can mom... But a pesky mage?"

"Well, my vassal's court mage is growing suspicious, and I need him out of the way. It doesn't matter how he dies, ok?"

"Got it. I'll get it done, mom."

She pats you on the head.

"Thanks sweetie. Set down over there, and go to the city. Love you!"

She gives you a kiss, and flies back home...
You set down, shapeshift to a human form, and go to the city...
Ignore my rolling.
>>
On the way to the city, you run into a heavily armored figure, in red and white plate armor, riding towards you.
Solaire seems excited to see an actual knight, and the knight stops infront of you.

"Sir or madam! Have there been any signs of vile draconic activity within these parts?"

"Erh..."

"The vile beast haunting these lands? The monster who's enslaved hundreds of innocent villages, put thousands of soldiers to rest within her gullet, and who's tumbled many a knight who has yet to return?"

"...How do you know about the tumble part?"

"Because, I, Sir Gullivar, was the only man brave and lucky enough to escape from the vile deviltress! Now, peasant, have you seen any flying reptiles?"

"Erh..."

You see a few jogging adventurers coming up form behind, also wearing red and white armor.

"Wait up! Why the fuck were you the only one to buy a mount!" Yells one of them.

"Pardons, sincerly. My companions do not know how to ride a horse... And my horse is excited to see other people."

The horse nuzzles your face, and you must admit, it was kind of cute. It seems to like you, and it turns around.

"By Pelor, why the fuck did you go faster then us?"

You see a small party of three adventurers. One attratctive female mage, a rather shifty looking kobold, and a large... Man. In heavy armor. He seems to be larger then the rest, with a large sword to boot.

"M'lady... I saw this peasant, and I was certain he knew something! I have a thing for this! Specifically, a ring of Plot Device Finding!"

"So he knows something?"

"MY RING WOULD NEVER LIE! Now, plot device peasant... Do you know the location of a giant reptile worth plenty of experience and money?"

The female mage sighs.

"Come on, he doesn't know anything. Besides, he seems like a nice guy."

"I didn't say that he was a bad guy who'd be worth experience! I simply think that he knows something essential to the plot!"

"Eeeh... Come on. I barely follow it."

"I HAVE A NOTEBOOK FOR THIS! We were foretold to find a strange peasant walking on a road!"

"...You paid half of your treasure from the last raid on a gypsy who told you this? We find peasants on the road all the time?"

"...Well, to be fair, I did tell him his fortune." Says the halfling rogue.

"That was you? Damn..." The knight looks embarrassed.

Actions

>Erh... No. Sorry.
>I'm her son, damn it!
>Hey, don't insult my mom. She's not evil. Just misunderstood!
>...You escaped from my mom, and now your trying to kill her? Didn't she tumble you? That's a little... Evil of you to kill someone you've tumbled.
>Solaire, don't get your knight thing in here...
>I'm actually a knight, believe it or not.
>...I'd tell you, but then I would have to kill you.
>Sorry, don't know anything.
>Sure. Your funeral. She lives in the mountains...
>Come on, she's not that bad.
>She does helpful things for the kingdom's economy!
>...Hit on the mage?
>Shapeshift?
>Just uh, sneak away.
>Write-In
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>>942475
I accidentally put halfling rogue. I meant kobold rogue.
RIP
>>
>>942475
>...You escaped from my mom, and now your trying to kill her? Didn't she tumble you? That's a little... Evil of you to kill someone you've tumbled.
>Solaire, don't get your knight thing in here...

Knight or no those who'd harm best mom are to be converted or purged.
>>
>>942475
>Solaire, don't get your knight thing in here...
>Hey, don't insult my mom. She's not evil. Just misunderstood!
>>
>>942479
>Shapeshift?

Dragotaur
>>
Yo"So, you escaped from my mom and now your trying to kill her? Didn't she tumble you? That's a little... Evil of you to kill someone you've tumbled, you know. Besides, she's not evil. Just misunderstood."

"Wait... Yo-"

You shapeshift to your dragotaur form. And pound your fist. You look them right in the eye.

"I said, my mom. You just insulted her."

The kobold rogue does the smart thing, and steps behind the large armored man.

You tell Solaire not to get his knight thing in here, and he says it doesn't apply to people who don't like Best Mom.

Roll me a 1d20+1 to see if you can get the knight to think twice.
+3 if you can make your mom to seem like a nice woman to other people, and why she's actually good rather than evil!
+2 if you can scare them.
+1 if you can hit on the mage (and hint at her getting eaten for magic powers)
+1 if you can come off as a gentledragon.
+1 if you can imply they may be racist.
>>
Rolled 1 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>942482
>My mother is not evil. Of she was she wouldn't send me to help stop a bandit problem. She'd just ignore it and let people suffer. She cares. And while I'd rather explore, relax, maybe tumble attractive mages, who have a good texture and aroma and are my personal preference for you guess what, I'll happily deal with racists that judge her and dragons and help my mom out.

Check this 20
>>
Critical Failure!

Use barbaric, anons?

>Yes!
>No!
>>
>>942485
>No.
We'll just kill the dissenters
>>
Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>942485
Yes.

Check this 1.
>>
>>942487
*concern over dice rolling increases*

Just gonna wait five more minutes.
>>
>>942485
I'm gonna switch to yes in light of this double critical failure
>>942487
Feeling proud yet.
>>
Rolled 19 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>942482
"She is a lovely woman, that cares for her grandchildren and makes me cookies! Hell, she's the reason I am (slightly) less evil and vice versa. I don't know what perverse view of dragons you have that might lead you to doubt her good nature.

However, I am of the belief that you would dare to harm her. Thus I will have to take care of you, sad as that fact is.

Now, since I am a nice man-dragon-thing... I'll give you to the count of three to apologise before we start.

Word of warning mage, I can absorb the power of mages. However I prefer to bed those of the fairer sex and will give you a chance to stand down."


>>942483
The dice gods find pride most sickening. You would be wise not to taunt them lest we see a repeat of this...
>>
>>942487
>>942491
And there would be that repeat I was talking about! Repent, damn you, repent!
>>
Roll me a 1d20 to be barbaric.

+3 if you can be describe what this form could do to them.
+2 if you be "forward" to the mage, and hit on her. (+1 if you can hint towards her being delicious and that if she does fight you, you probably would eat her.)
+2 if you can go on a rant about how awesome your mom is and why she's the best mom, and how they're all fucking jealous pricks.
+1 if you can tell them why enslaving people is good, and why tumbling knights who try to attack her is good as well.
>>
>>942491
We must obviously offer dice god more smut.

Quickly we must grab the mage.
>>
Rolled 17 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>942495
>Well I can rip you apart with my bare hands, impale you on my horns, freeze you, crush your skulls, turn you into paste. Really I have alot of options for killing you. Except maybe the mage she's pretty hot and tumbling her would be nice. If we did fight then well....Good thing my mom is an amazing cook.

Dice Gods if you give me good rolls I promise you more smut before the day ends.
With a new woman we haven't tumbled yet.
>>
17+5=22

Success!

"You know, I can fucking rip you apart with my bare hands, impale you on my horns, freeze you, crush your skulls, rip off your arms, and turn you into paste. Really, I have a lot of options for killing you. Except the mage, she's fucking hot and tumbling her would be nice. If we do fight though... Well, my mom is an amazing cook."

The party seems a little discouraged at... Well, running into a dragotaur...

"You don't understand... Thing. I was tumbled and I suspect she bears my child! I must save him from a vile wench such as her!" The knight seems full of conviction, while the others seem a little discouraged...
The mage also seems a little flattered.

Roll me a 1d20+2 to argue why she's good!

+3 if you can continue arguing why she's the best mom and why they're jealous. +1 if you can bring up how she treats you like a child!
+2 if you can be physically attractive towards the mage, and if you can hit on her more! (+1 if you can continue to hint at a delicious demise if she does attack you.)
+1 if you remind them what would happen if they got in a fight with you.
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Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>Ren's romantic encounters with Drow in a nutshell

>>942512
Did we ever pick what magical abilities we got from that orb.
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>942515
Nice roll.
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Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>942512
>You're just jealous she'd probably make a better parent than you. She was definitely a wonderful mother to me. She makes me cookies and read me stories.
>>942515
Dice Gods there will be even higher quantities of smut.
Just guide us please.
(No we did not)
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Critical Failure!

"Your just jealous she'd make a better parent then you. She was a wonderful mother to me. She made me cookies and re-"

"EN GARDE!"

The knight lowers his lance... And with a burst of sudden speed, charges with his lance.

Doesn't he know lances don-"

The lance fucking explodes in your side, a blue explosion, knocking you to the ground and you see the left side of you has severe burns, and a large wound...
It hurts to move your side, and you see a few scales have been destroyed.

HP: -2500, and -1 on all rolls until the wound is healed!

Oh shit, these guys have magical equipment.

"For Pelor, I will smite you!" The knight shouts, and you see his sword glow yellow...
Oh shit, this guy is a paladin.

The kobold seems to be sneaking behind you, the mage seems... Well... She seems to not really be fighting you, but staying back a little (but she is casting a few spells. Just attacking you...)
The armored man also seems to be charging at you, while the knight seems to be preparing to smite at you.

Oh fuck, did knocking down cost you some time...

Who to focus on?

>The Armored Man!
>Focus on the knight!
>Focus on the mage who's casting!
>Focus on the kobold!
>FLEE!
>Try to reason further?
>Shapeshift?
>You are too big to wield your katana!
>Surrender?
>Write-In
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>>942530
>Focus on the knight!
>>
>>942530
>Burrow underground
Time for a tactical retreat
>>
>>942536
I would suggest deploying additional combat assets (smaug and blondi) before reentering combat from a new vector (mage).
>>
>>942544
Blondi will most likely be a puppy due to low levels of Khorne power.

But maybe we can summon our new gun.

Smaug will probably be a help though
>>
>>942547
>Smaug
>Help
>>
>>942549
Cannon fodder tends to be helpful.
So are distractions
>>
You burrow underground, and get a good thirty feet. You collapse everything behind you...

You try to summon Blondi, but you fail to do so since Khorne doesn't exist in this dimension. You also fail to summon Quoth...

You can however, summon Smaug. He is kinda squeezed next to you.

You also cannot summon an axe or gun, due to no khornate presence.

Hey uh.. Do you think that knight actually had a child with our mom?

Really?

Well... I mean, remember Richard? He's a knight.

What do, anons?

>Get Smaug to help you!
>Burrow beneath the mage? (and totally don't peek up her robes
>Burrow beneath the kobold?
>Burrow beneath the knight?
>Emerge?
>Burrow beneath the armored man?
>Write-In
>>
>>942553
>Write-In
Start designing a pit trap to defeat them all using our superior intellect
>>
>>942553
>Burrow beneath the armored man?
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Pit trap!
2=Go under the armored man!
>>
You burrow beneath the armored man...

You decide to try and pull him down!

Roll me a 1d20+8 to see if you can.
+4 if you can think about what you'll do to him once he's down under (saving you another action to decide what to do with him!
+1 if you can still hit on the mage as you bring her compatriot down. (+1 if you can make a lewd joke dragging her down underground to the mage)
>>
Rolled 6 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>942593
Let's restrain and question him.
I want to see if this really is Richards father.
Around 1-3 years and it's probably him.
>>
Rolled 11 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>942593
>>
>>942596
(This isn't the knight!)

11+12=23

Good Success

You begin to pull down the armored man, and no one notices!

You drag him down a good fifteen feet, and he kicks you in the face quite a bit, and stabs at you...

HP: -500

Eventually you put him in a neckhold... He seems to be resisting though, and he is... Extremely strong.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can beat this guy.
+3 if you can discourage him or tell him why your mom is better then HIS mom!
+2 if you can think about another way to restrain him more tightly.
>>
Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>942605
>Using my mom is better then your mom arguments
>Saying we aren't turning Ren into a stupidly immature character
>>
Rolled 14 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>942605
>Damnit surrender. There's no child to save. There was definitely no infant at my mother's house. You're wasting your time.

They're wasting their time.
>>
14+8=22

Good Success!

"Just surrender damn it, there's no child ot save, no infant at my mom's house, and your wasting your time!"

The man struggles, and you headbutt him, he gets knocked up against the ground.

"Despair! My apprentice will kill you! Mwahahaha!"

You see that Smaug is boasting already...

Goddamn it Smaug.

What do with the armored man?

>Kill him!
>Eat him!
>Use him as a hostage?
>Interrogate him!
>..He's too large to actually be human. Tear off his helmet and see who he is.
>Write-In
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>>942623
>..He's too large to actually be human. Tear off his helmet and see who he is.
>Interrogate him!
>>
>>942623
>..He's too large to actually be human. Tear off his helmet and see who he is.
>Use him as a hostage?
>>
You tear off his helmet... And see a rather brutish and bald face, with tribal tattoos.

You have gained the Goliath form. It is stronger then a human form, but not as strong as a half-dragon form. It also looks human enough to pass as human.

You decide to interrogate him, and use him as a hostage.

"Who are you?"

"Let go of me! I am Vethatiar!"

"Wow, thanks..."

"My friends will rescue me, and slay you, vile beast!"

You sigh.

"Why is everyone always hating on dragons... Well, I think you'll make a great hostage..."

Actions

>Ask him a specific question...
>So, that knight... How does he know he has a child that was borne by my mom?
>I'll kill you unless you talk to me...
>Where did you get the magic equipment?
>Are you members of the Draconis Vulkaris!
>Take him up the surface! You'll force them to talk to you by using this guy as a human shield!
>Write-in
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>>942639
>So, that knight... How does he know he has a child that was borne by my mom?
>Where did you get the magic equipment?
>Are you members of the Draconis Vulkaris!
>Take him up the surface! You'll force them to talk to you by using this guy as a human shield!
>>
>>942639
>I'll kill you unless you talk to me...
>Are you members of the Draconis Vulkaris!
>>
"So, that knight... How does he know he has a child that was borne by my mom?"

"He says that she laid an egg when he left, three years ago. He even said that she told him and... Well, treated him like a prince rather then a slave."

Hm...

"Where did you get the magic equipment?"

"The Draconis Vulkaris gave this stuff to us."

"I see... So, are you members of the Draconis Vulkaris?"

"Me and the kobold aren't, along with the mage. The knight is though."

"I see..."

You decide to take him up to the surface, and you emerge behind the adventuring party, with the goliath in a neckhold.

The mage seems stunned, and the knight hesitates... The kobold however, is not in your sight.

"Let him go, beast!" Yells the knight, who aims his explosive lance at you... Which is glowing yellow.

Ooh, that could hurt like a motherfucker.

Actions

>Hey, come on. I didn't actually hurt any of you, and now you want to kill me just because I'm related to a dragon. That's evil.
>If you try anything, the goliath dies.
>So, I hear you may be the father of my brother...
>Throw the goliath at them?
>...Burrow underground.
>Wink at the mage!
>Write-In
>>
>>942653
>Wink at the mage!
>So, I hear you may be the father of my brother...
>>
You give a wink at the mage. Who blushes a little.

"So, I hear you may be the father of my brother, knight..."

The knight's horse paces slowly towards you...

"What about it, beast?"

Actions

>My mom probably misses you... You should go back to her. Or I'll take you back.
>Would you care if I ask you a few questions to see if your really Richard's father?
>Take off your helmet. I want to see if Richard looks anything like you.
>...We shouldn't be fighting. Technically, we're family.
>Don't you miss my mom at all?
>Write-In
>>
>>942653
>So, I hear you may be the father of my brother...
Be sure to use the Goliath as a human shield.
>>
>>942662
>Take off your helmet. I want to see if Richard looks anything like you
>Also Richard is an adult now.
>>
>>942667
This.
>>
>>942662
>Take off your helmet. I want to see if Richard looks anything like you.
Maybe he's not a radical and just joined Draconis Vulkaris to get back at his ex which is Karesteina.
>>
"Take off your helmet. I want to see if Richard looks anything like you."

He stops... And hesitantly takes off his helmet. He still keeps a grip on it, but you see a strikingly familiar face... Brown, long hair, and a rather sharp goatee.

Yeah... There's quite a few similarities, but they do look quite different. Probably because Richard is a half-dragon.

Actions

>...How did you meet my mom?
>Get closer to the mage?
>If you want to know where your son is... Put down your weapons.
>I'll tell you where your son is.
>...What is my mother's name?
>Why do you dislike my mother so much? She's a good person. She even treated you like royalty.
>So, would you ever kill a woman?
>You and Richard do look quite similar...
>You know, your son is fully grown.
>Your son was a Hextorian, you know...
>Write-In.
>>
>>942685
>...What is my mother's name?
>You know, your son is fully grown.
>>
>>942685
>...How did you meet my mom?
>Why do you dislike my mother so much? She's a good person. She even treated you like royalty.
We're probably gonna kidnap him.
>>
>>942687
This.
>>
"What is my mother's name?"

"Karestina." He says...

There we go.

"Well, your son is a fully grown man, you know."

"I don't believe you."

You sigh... He'll probably have to see for himself.

"Well, why do you dislike my mom so much? She's a good person. She even treated you like royalty."'

"She's an evil woman, cruel beyond imagine! I would not have my son grow up in her care, nor would I ever fall to her false words and passion!"

Actions

>Try to convince him that your mom is a great person!
>Try to convince her that your mom actually loved him?
>Shapeshift?
>...You know, I think I might just leave and come back with my mom. The two of you should talk.
>Your son grew up to be a moralfa- I mean, a knight like you, you know.
>Talk about something else?
>Come on, we shouldn't be fighting. I'm your... Well, step-son. In a sense. Kind of. It's weird.
>Write-In
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>>942699
>Your son grew up to be a moralfa- I mean, a knight like you, you know.
>Draconic children hit physical maturity faster than humans ya know.
>>
>>942699
>Try to convince her that your mom actually loved him?
>>
>>942699
>Your son grew up to be a knight like you, you know.
>Shapeshift to goliath.
>>
"Your son grew up to be a moralfa- I mean, a knight like you, you know. Draconic children hit maturity phyiscally faster then humans you know."

He seems to not believe you...

So you decide to convince him that your mom actually loved him.

Roll me a 1d20+2 to see if you can do this.
+3 if you can provide proof.
+2 if you can guilt trip him over leaving your mom.
>>
Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>942711
>>
Rolled 5 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>942711
>>
Rolled 11 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>942699
Also it might be a good idea to do the upgrade soon OP.
Before we disappear or fall asleep.
>>942711
>You left my mother when she was pregnant with your child? That's just rude especially when she treated you well. And yes dragons hit maturity faster. I'm fucking three years old we have to grow fast as dragons tend to be abandoned at birth.
>>
11+7=18

Success!

"You left my mother when she was pregnant with your child? That's rude, especially when she treated you well. And dragons hit maturity faster. I'm fucking three years old. We have to grow up fast as we get abandoned at birth most of the time."

He seems a little guilty...

"She's an evil dragon, enough said!"

You feel the orb from earlier coursing through your veins...

Seems like your getting an upgrade in the middle of all this.

>Stable Mutation!
>Unstable Mutation!
>Extremely Unstable Mutation!
>>
>>942724
>Unstable Mutation!
>>
>>942724
>Unstable Mutation!
>>
Unstable it is.

Roll me a 1d100
>>
Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>942730
Dice Gods aid me and I shall bring you smut.
>>
Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>942730
>>
Anons have gotten...

Laser Split.

Solaire can now split his laser shot into... Three lasers, rather then just one. They do less damage, but allow you to hit three targets at once.

They do less damage, however.

You return to reality...

You feel your body starting to get a little hot... And eventually it cools down. Huh.

You decide to convince the knight that your mom isn't that evil, and is actulally pretty nice.

Roll me a 1d20+3 if you can get him to think your mom isn't true evil.

+3 if you can make slavery, killing, and tumbling knights without their consent a good thing.
+2 if you can flirt with the mage a little.
+1 if you can tell him how coddled Richard probably was when he lived with your mom.
>>
Rolled 13 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>942749
At least it wasn't something shit like corgi legs. Also we can perform lights at parties.
>>
Rolled 10 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>942749
>I don't know why you're so worried about him. Mother probably coddled the hell out of him as a child. Bedtime sotrys, cookies, that sort of thing.

Call the mage pretty and ask if she wants to hang out. We can show her some 'magic' (wink when we say this)
>>
13+6=19

Success!

"I don't know why your so worried about him. Mom probably coddled the hell out of him as a child. And probably still now. Bedtime stories, cookies, that sort of thing."

You look at the mage, and wink. You mouth if she wants to hang out and if she wants to see some magic.

She blushes, and doesn't say anything back.

Yeah, she's about to break.

You circle around to the mage, who cautiously backs away...

"...So your saying she's a dragon who treats her child like anyone elses?"
He seems still quite suspicious.

"Of course."

"But she's a dragon. Surely they care less about their children..."

"I think he's telling the truth..." Says the mage. The knight seems to hold her in great regard.

"...Really? Surely, such a thing is not possible..."

Roll me a 1d20+3 if you can get to the half-way point of convincing him.

Additional +3 if you can prove to him that children and grandchildren matter A TON to dragons.
+2 if you can be forward (or lewd) with the mage in front of you.
+2 if you can also prove he's being a little racist.
>>
Rolled 5 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>942749
>>
Rolled 7 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>942771
Just missed the last roll.
It's the worst feeling when you post and the QM already updated.
>>
Rolled 2 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>942771
>Listen the only reason dragons abandon their children at birth is so they grow strong because dragon hunters are a thing. In the end mothers still love coddling their children. And even if one didn't you can't assume all dragons act the same. That's extremely racist. You wouldn't hear me say all humans act the same.

Look at the mage and with a winning smile and say
>Or look that hot.
Wink as well.
>>
Allowing samefagging to be more lewd, forward, and continue to flirt with the mage.
>>
Rolled 6 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>942780
Okay time to be blunt.
>So do you want to tumble? Just wanted to ask
>>
Rolled 8 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>942771
"Mate, she keeps pressuring me to have more children to the point of congratulating me for having sex with anyone of the opposite gender. Admittedly the last time was worth congratulating; twins man, twins!

Now where was I, ah yes, you seem to have a deep seated hate of my race and lack significant knowledge about us. I mean honestly you seem like the stereotype of a 'educated racist'. You think you are on the side of good, that we are some force to be purged? My god, the irony, that when we kill many of your people it is a 'massacre' yet you kill us, it is a just and courageous act."
>>
>>942780
Wait if we can get magic power from wizards can we get it from magic items?
>>
>>942792
Wait, I have yet another speculation of magic items. What if Stojan in WRQ can eat magical stuff/people that aren't guaranteed to kill him like the sword.
>>
>>942801
>Flashback to when we sperged out and bent that sword with the R insignia
>>
>>942807
I don't remember that. I was thinking about the green fire sword we got from that emerald palace.
>>
7+10=17

Failure!

"Listen, the only reason dragons abandon their children at birth is so they grow strong, because dragon hunters are thing. In the end, our moms still enjoy coddling their children, and even if one didn't, you can't assume all dragons act the same. That's extremely racist. You wouldn't hear me say all humans act the same..."

You look at the mage.

"Or look that hot... Hey babe, want to tumble?"

"I mean... I erh..."
She blushes profusely.

"Don't listen to him, he's trying to trick you."

"He seems nice enough, besides... I mean, he hasn't really hurt any of us..."

You seem to have converted the mage to your side... She probably won't take your side in a fight, but seems to want to prevent everyone from fighting.

"Listen... My mom keeps pressuring me to have more children to the point of congratulating me for having sex with anyone of the opposite gender. Admittedly the last time was worth congratulating; twins man. Twins. But where was I? Oh, right... You seem to have a hatred of our race, and lack significant knowledge about us. I mean, you seem like the sterotype of an educated racist. You think you are on the side of good, that we're some force of evil to be purged? By Jupiter, the irony... When we kill your people, it's a massacre, yet when you kill us, it is a just and courageous act."

"You dragons have killed far too many innocent lives and enslaved far too many! You are all a blight on this world, and it is just and courageous to slay villainous creatures like yours! There are good dragons, the metallic ones..."

Something deep inside you just hates mention of metallic dragons. Something deep. You don't exactly know why.

"But the chromatic ones are evil monsters to either convert back to the path of good and rightousness, or die for their crimes against the Gods and humanity!"

"That's awfully unknightly of you. Not all Chromatic dragons are evil..."

The knight seems to be getting a little angry...

The mage seems to be siding with you...

Actions

>Focus on getting the mage to side with you?
>Continue to talk to the knight?
>Try to get the goliath to side with you?
>...So, you think your son is evil because he's chromatic?
>You think that I'm evil because I'm chromatic?
>Listen, my grandfather is chromatic and he's actually from what I hear, a knight like you. You can't assume that because of someone's race they're evil or not.
>Write-In
>>
>>942812
>Continue to talk to the knight?
>...So, you think your son is evil because he's chromatic?

We should remember about the two human slaves we tumbled not that long ago. They'll probably give birth in a couple weeks.
>>
>>942812
>...So, you think your son is evil because he's chromatic?
>Focus on getting the mage to side with you?

So metallic dragons.
Fuck them.
>>
>>942819
But Jasmine is a metallic bronze dragon. Also I think we might've made Dragotaurs silver.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Talk to the knight!
2=Focus on the mage!
>>
>>942821
We made Dragotaur's white
And Jasmine is a half half dragon made from our mutagen.
So obviously she's okay.

But the random metallic Dragons here?
They're our innate enemy apparently
>>
You focus on the mage...

"So you think your son is evil because he's chromatic?"

"He may be, and he may not be! I have not met him at all!"

You focus on the mage...

Roll me a 1d20+3 to getting the mage to side with you.

+3 if you can give her a seductive and convincing argument why to side with you instead of the knight...
+2 if you can be forward with her physically.
+2 if you can tell her why your actually a pretty cool guy...
+1 if you can tell her that she's making the right decision.
>>
Rolled 6 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>942832
Let's ask her name while we're at it.
>>
>>942832
"Mage, I know you would love to learn some of the things I know, see some of the things I have seen. Beasts of metal that carry men like horses through the air, spires of glass and metal that stretch unto the sky like mountains, cities that number their residents in the millions and so much more.

And every step of the way, I could be with you. Just remember, this isn't your fight."
>>
Rolled 11 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>942821
Also golden dragons are bad apparently.
Very bad for us and our mom.
>>942832
>If your heart is as beautiful as your face you really can't condone genocide of all chromatic dragons. Some of my relatives are actually pretty nice. I have a kid who's a chromatic dragon. Plays with children and likes to paint. I'm not that bad either. I at least try not to be super evil. Trust me. This is the right choice.

If she's close enough we can rub our tail on her.
Or touch her lewdly in some other way.
>>
11+11=22

Good Success!

You get a little closer to her... Your tail lewdly stroking her on the face...

"If your heart is as beautiful as your face... You can't really condone genocide of all chromatic dragons. Some of my relatives are actually pretty nice. I have a kid who's a chromatic dragon. He plays with children... He even likes to paint. I'm not that evil either... Trust me. This is the right choice. You'd love to know some of the things I know, liek cities that number their residents in the millions... Just remember, I could be with you the entire way. Just remember, this isn't your fight..."

You stroke her face.

"Get your claws off of her, beast!" The knight cries.

"I can't condone you genociding an entire race, damn it... It's too far! He's not even evil... He has a heart of gold, I can tell."

The mage is about to side with you...

Roll me a 1d20+3 to finish her off.

+3 if you can promise her that she'll love being with you.
+2 for more lewd physical actions.
+3 if you can continue to make her relate with you... Such as how dragons have similarities to humans and why they aren't all evil.
+2 if you want to be merciful and let the goliath go... And contradict the knight.
>>
Rolled 20 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>942859
>Just wait babe. You're going to love it with me. I have the biggest home you'd ever want and if it's too big I can just make you a smaller one.

Do this while wildly flexing our muscles.
>>
>>942859
>And honestly I'd say the onh reason chromatic dragons are evil is because they are abandoned at birth. It's not like they're getting taught morals by anyone. Dragons can be just as good as people. Because they're somewhat similar in that they're affected by their childhood.
>Come on we'll have a fun time. Adventure, Saving some people
Let the Goliath go and pull her in
>Maybe tumble a bit.
>>
Rolled 11 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>942869
Forgot my roll
>>942868
Nice twenty
We seem to be doing well at romancing women.
>>
Critical Success!

"Just wait babe... You're going to love it with me. I have the biggest home you'd ever want, and if it's too big, I can just make you a smaller one... And besides, the only reason chromatic dragons are evil is because they're abandoned at birth. It's not like they're getting taught morals by anyone. Dragons can be just as good as people, because they're similar in their childhood... Besides, we'll have a fun time... Adventuring, saving some people..."

You let the goliath go, and use your tail to pull her in.

"...Maybe tumble a bit..."

You stop flexing madly, and begin to make out with her.

The knight seems... Confused. The goliath seems a little... Confused. And the kobold is no where to be seen.

"How could you!"

The mage ignores him and continues to make out with you... Tongue in tongue.

The knight seems... Shocked. And agape.
You do however, hear giggling from behind you...

Actions

>You aren't going to get any women if you keep on being a racist. Just saying.
>Is this yours? I mean, just saying.
>Ignore him and just make out wildly.
>You know, I love Hitler... But I don't like hitlers who dislike me.
>Turn around?
>You know, racemixing isn't that bad.
>Stop smooching and talk to him?
>Write-In
>>
>>942892
>Ya know women tend not to like racist guys.
>You know, racemixing isn't that bad.
>Turn around?
I don't like giggling.
>>
>>942892
Fly away while they're dumbfounded. We'll return to our mom with a new concubine and tell her about Richards father.
>>
"You know, women tend not to like racist guys. And racemixing isn't that bad..."

You turn around to see a hysterically laughing kobold, armed with a dagger.
It seems he was about to backstab you.

"Oh my Tiamat... I can't believe you actually did it..."

He seems to be laughing quite hard, and has dropped his knife.

"What's so funny?"

"That's his crush, by Tiamat... I was planning to do that... Always said she preferred big guys."

"Yeah..."

"Fuck, you dragons always have the best timing..."
His eyes go wide.

"...Shit."

Actions

>...Smile, and fly off. You'll be back later.
>...Pat him on the head.
>Well, as payment for trying to back stab me, you can be my slave.
>Grab him?
>Well, time to kill the rogue for trying to backstab you.
>Come on. We're both draconic. Why are you trying to backstab me?
>You know, we should team up. I need a rogue in my adventures.
>Wait, you can tell I'm a dragon? I mean, a full-fledged dragon?
>Write-In
>>
>>942917
>Write-In
"You are so incredibly lucky I like kobolds... I'll let you live if the mage wants but in return I expect you to join me on my travels. I need someone to do some sneak shit that isn't a vampire..."
>>
>>942917
>...Smile, and fly off. You'll be back later.
>>
>>942917
>...Pat him on the head.
>You're so lucky I have a kobold friend so I'm not gonna hurt you.
>...Smile, and fly off. You'll be back later.
With the mage in tow preferably.
>>
You smile, and pat him on the head.

"You are so lucky I like kobolds."

You fly off, with the kobold relaxing. The knight immediately begins to yell at him, and the goliath seems... Still really confused.

You meanwhile, continue to make out with the mage.

"Thank you for sparing the little guy. He doesn't know personal space..."

"What's your name anyways, beautiful..."

"It's Valkia..."

"I like it..."

"Can we erh... Can you hold me a little tighter? I'm a little afraid of heights..."

You lustfully make out... And hold her tighter.

Actions.

>...Tumble her mid-air.
>Shapeshift to a dragon form?
>You'll love me and my mom... She always love the women I bring home.
>...I promise I won't drop you.
>...Just saying, I'm not always that much of a good guy.
>You'll love having my children...
>What's your alignment anyways?
>Write-in
>>
>>942937
>You'll love me and my mom... She always love the women I bring home.
>You'll love having my children...
One big family
>>
>>942937
>...I promise I won't drop you
>What's your alignment anyways?
>>
>>942937
>You'll love me and my mom... She always love the women I bring home.
>...I promise I won't drop you.
>...Just saying, I'm not always that much of a good guy.
>>
"You'll love me and my mom. She always loves the women I bring home, and I promise you won't fall... What's your alignment anyways?"

"It's neutral good..."

"Oh... Well... You'll love bearing my children."

"...Bearing children? I thought erh..."

"What did you think?"

"...I mean... You seem like a very attractive... Big strong... Mino-dragon thing... But... I mean..."

She seems unsure if she wants to have your children.

Actions

>Well, with the amount of tumbling we're going to do... You are going to have a child eventually.
>Mom won't like it if you don't. Just saying.
>Well, I could always eat you. I'd get more power that way.
>...Try to persuade her that having kids is a good thing?
>Don't worry about it.
>...Did I mention mutations? Do you want to remain a human or become a powerful half-dragon?
>Write-In
>>
>>942961
>...Try to persuade her that having kids is a good thing?
>...Did I mention mutations? Do you want to remain a human or become a powerful half-dragon?
>>
>>942961
>...Try to persuade her that having kids is a good thing?
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can convince her.

+3 if you can convince her why she should do it.
+2 if you can make her think how beautiful her children would be...
+2 if you can be lustfuly and lewd midair.
+1 if you want to make it sound painless or easy.
>>
Rolled 4 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>942974
>Child rearing is a good character building experience. Plus you won't have to do it for too long as they'll age quickly. And they'd be strong proud draconic children with colorful scales.

Then slap her ass midair.
>>
Rolled 14 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>942974
>You know you want. You're already madly in love with me so we may as well kick it up a notch. Also the kids you will bear will all be big and strong, like their dad.
>>
"Come on... Child rearing is good character building experience... And you won't have to do it for too long as they'll age quickly. They'd be proud, strong... Big, like they're dad... Colorful scales..."

14+9=23

Success

"I mean... I'm a mage... I have things to do besides have children... Besides... I mean... How many would you want in the firstplace?"

You slap her ass.

"I want all the children. Every single one you can provide me."

She seems a little scared.

"I mean..."

Roll me a 1d20+5 to finish her off.

+3 if you can make her think about all the fun she'd have...
+2 if you can mention how happy you'd be, how much fun they'd be... And how nice and kind they'd be with a mother like her.
+2 if you can mention she probably won't be alone while you do this.
+2 if you can calm her down...
A final +1 if you can actual put a number to the amount of children you expect from her. Feel free to lie about it.

Autosuccess if you can do all of the above.
>>
Rolled 4 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>942998
>Come on showing a bright new mind the wonders of the world, teaching them, guiding them, watching them grow. You'd love it. I'd love it too. And I'll try to be thereto help. And don't worry draconic kids age fast. You won't need to watch them for more than a year at most and it's only two to three kids.
>>
"Come on, showing a bright new mind the wonders of the world, teaching them, guiding them, watching them grow. You'd love it. I'd love it too. And I'll try to be thereto help. And don't worry draconic kids age fast. You won't need to watch them for more than a year at most and it's only two to three kids..."

"I mean... I guess I can do that..."

You continue to make out, and you set down at your mother's lair.
You take Valkia inside... And you see your mom in the middle of her lair, in her dragonform, reading a book.
She looks over to you, proudly. She gives you a wink, and you give her a wink...

Valkia however, seems a little scared of all the slavery, abuse going on... And is starting to think maybe this isn't a good idea.

You take her to your room... Which you actually haven't looked at, but it's quite large, with... Children's toys, nice calming blue carpet floors, and a nice red velvet wall, illuminated by torchlight. Not to mention a nice bed... And it's quite cold and comfortable in here. There's even a small fountain in the middle with engravings. And a note from your mom.

Hi Ren! I hope you like the bedroom I gave you, I had the slaves dig it out. There's also a room in the back for your friends and concubines, a second room for your adorable science projects, and here's the key to your room!
Also, ring the bell if you need anything

-Mom.

PS: I hope you have a wonderful time here! Just ask if you need anything.
Also, can we talk later if you want any slaves specifically to work for you and clean your bedroom?
Love you!

PS (2x!): By the way, please spend plenty of time with me and your father. Your father has these adorable moments when he realizes he's a mortal with a dragon, and I love reading you bedtime stories, and caring for you.
PS (3x): And no, I won't be doing your laundry for you.
PS: (4x): Ok, fine. I'll do your laundry for you. But in exchange, bring semi-attractive men to me once in a while. My concubines died in a freak accident when I rolled over, and I need some more.

Have fun! And don't let the bedbugs bite!


Aw... There's a second extension of the note. Saying... There's brownies on the table.

"Hey uh... What's your name?" say a scared Valkia.

"It's Renexizious."

She seems a little uncomfortable. You decide to make this lovely woman a little more comfortable by calming her down.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to do so.

+3 if you can make her feel safe and secure.
+2 if you can tell her that despite all appearances, your mom is a nice person. And your even nicer.
+2 if you offer a few brownies to her. (Optional for the autosuccess)
+2 if you feel like being physically lewd to her...
+1 if you hint at the tumbling coming soon and what it'll feel like to be tumbling a dragotaur.

Autosuccess if everything is done.
>>
Rolled 11 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>943065
Slap her ass.
Because

Hold her in our embrace.
And ask if she wants a brownie.
>>
11+11=22

Success!

You slap her ass, driving her towards your embracing...

"...Listen, I know just the thing to cheer you up. Do you want a brownie?"

"I mean..."

You take a large brownie, about the size of your fist, and give it to her.
She seems amazed at how large they are, and how rich and delicious they smell.

You eat another one, and only then does it occurs to you how expensive a brownie would be in a medieval setting.
That would however, explain the piles of brownie mix in her lair when you got home and didn't really pay attention to.
The entire set of brownies actually fill up the table, and you see it's straining against the weight. Your mom used her biggest pan for this, which is about the size of your chest. And it is three feet deep of fucking brownies. Delicious brownies.

Holy shit, you love your mom more now.

After heartily gorging yourself on the brownies, you fall to the side, and let out a large burp. You see that Valkia was unable to finish it... So you steal it.

You clear some crumbs off of your mouth... Man, at this rate of eating large tasty pastries, you'll be fat in months.

What do anons?

>Talk to Valkia?
>Try to tumble Valkia?
>Go outside to talk to your mom?
>Talk to your dad?
>Maybe talk to a few slaves?
>Get comfy, and take a nap.
>You need to work off this weight. Exercise.
>...Maybe you should visit the drow sisters. And maybe get them to come up here with you...
>Write-In
>>
>>943163
>Talk to Valkia?
>>
>>943163
>Talk to Valkia?
Let's ask if she wants to raid a dungeon
>>
You decide to talk to Valkia...

"Hey... Valkia?"

"What?"

"Well... I was wondering if you wanted to talk."

"I mean... Sure."

Actions

>Why exactly were you with those guys for anyways?
>How much magic do you know?
>...I just wanted to say thank you for coming with me. I really like you with me.
>...I know your kind of nervous being here, but it's good. My family is really supportive.
>...So is there any problem with you being a concubine? Or a wife?
>Did you want to raid a dungeon with me?
>...So just saying, I'm not actually that much of a nice guy to everyone. But I will be the most nice, kind, funny, and attractive guy I can be, to you.
>So uh... You probably kind of noticed me and my mom are evil, right?
>Hey uh... I was kind of wondering... Why did you fall for me?
>Write-In
>>
>>943190
>Why exactly were you with those guys for anyways?
>>
>>943190
>Why exactly were you with those guys for anyways?
>How much magic do you know?
>Did you want to raid a dungeon with me?
>>
"Well, why were you with those guys for anyways?"

"Well... I thought you chromatic dragons were all evil, with great loot and experience... I mean... You have evil tendencies... But you seem like a nice guy. You haven't forced me to go with you... Your sympathetic... I mean, you confronted the knight to protect your mother, and you didn't really hurt anyone. It was kind of adorable."

"Really?"

"Yeah... But those little hints at eating me as kind of weird."

"Oh, sorry."

"I mean... I guess if you want a reason why I came with you... Mostly curiosity. I want to see if chromatic dragons aren't evil and just get off on killing and massacring and enslaving."

"Oh..."

"So far, I mean... I don't know you too well. But you seem nice enough. You were better then them, actually... I mean... I can't believe the knight wanted to genocide all of you. I mean, I'm not the biggest fan, but that's just a little too far... Not to mention he had his kid with your mom... I mean, if that's true... Then it's evil to kill her. I think. Alignments are... Confusing."

"Yeah... Hey... How much magic do you know?"

"I mostly focus in Evocation and Transmutation."

"Really?"

"Yeah. I'm not too good at other schools, but I focus a lot on making my friends stronger. Like you."

"What do you have?"

"Sure... I mean, I have Bull's Strength, which makes you stronger... Cat's Dexterity, which makes you more agile, Owl's Wisdom... I even have Enlarge Person. Oh, and Dark Vision, and Entangle... I also have Flesh to Stone, Feather Fall, Flame Arrow... A few minor evocation spells..."

Actions

>Well... I can't see about being the nicest guy. But I'll be the nicest I can be for you.
>You'll find I'm a pretty nice guy.
>...Want to raid a dungeon with me?
>I should introduce you to my parents. They're nice people.
>I'll just act naturally then.
>Can you cast one of those on me?
>Write-In
>>
>>943257
>I'll just act naturally then.
>...Want to raid a dungeon with me?
>>
"I'll act naturally. So... Want to raid a dungeon with me?"

Her eyes light up at the "dungeon" part.

"Will there be loot?"

It seems she likes money.

Actions

>We'll split the loot. Fifty fifty.
>...We'll share it. I mean, we are going to be together for a while.
>Let's get going, of course there'll be loot.
>Yeah... But let's do it later, ok?
>Sorry, but I call dibs on all of it.
>Write-in
>>
>>943297
>We'll split the loot. Fifty fifty.
You can't share loot with murderhobos only split it
>>
"We'll split the loot. Fifty Fifty."

"Deal."

You smile.

"...So, when are we doing this?"

"Later."

She nods her head.

"...So, what should we do in the meantime?"

Actions

>Well... Tumble?
>I need to go somewhere below, where drow live...
>I'm going to take you to say hi to my mom and dad.
>I'm going to say hi to my mom and dad. Mom wants to talk to me, after all.
>I'll show you to your room.
>By the way, don't worry about the children thing. That'll come later.
>Why don't I tell you some stuff about me?
>Just curious... Why don't you tell me a little about yourself?
>Let's go raiding now then!
>...Hey, just saying... Do you want to get mutated at all?
>I have a job to do for my mom, sorry...
>Write-in
>>
>>943383
>Well my mom asked me to help by stopping some bandits. Want to come with?
>>
"My mom wants me to help by stopping some bandits. Do you want to come with?"

"Sure. That sounds fun... Dibs on all the robes and magic shit though."

"Got it."

You leave, and your mom gives you a kiss. You tell her how much you enjoyed her brownies and how your going out to do a job for her. She smiles...

"Oh, Ren?"

"What?"

"I packed you your lunch. It's on the table, ok sweetie?"

You smile.
"Thanks mom."

"Anyways... I love you!"
She gives you a kiss on the forehead in her dragon form, and pats your horns on your head.

"Good job on getting more women, by the way. I'm proud of you, sweetie."

You smile.

"Yeah, no problem."

"Now... Do you need anything before you go?"

Actions

>No, I'm good mom. Thank you.
>...Why do you want grandchildren so bad anyways mom?
>I promise I'll get even more women mom. I swear.
>...Hey, mom? I found someone...
>Mom? I heard you killed all your concubines and you wanted me to get more... Do you have any specifics?
>Hey, mom? I love you.
>What happened to that drow virgin anyways?
>...Can you act nice around this one? She's a woman who want's kind people.
>...Hey... Mom? Why don't you come with us?
>Kiss your mom on the nose?
>You know, your the best dragon mom anyone has ever had the pleasure of meeting.
>Hey... Mom? When's your egg hatching?
>...Mom? I have a question... How many children have you had? I mean, your three-hundred years old... I think. You should of had more then three children.
>Write-in
>>
>>943432
>...Hey, mom? I found someone...
>Hey... Mom? When's your egg hatching?
>What happened to that drow virgin anyways?
>>
"Hey, mom? What happened to that drow virgin?"

"...You know, I think he's stuck in.. Poor guy. I think he'll get out eventually." Your mom seems slightly concerned.

Oh god, you don't need the mental image of that

"Oh... Mom? When's your egg hatching?"

"In a few days. I can feel it, Ren." She smiles just thinking about it...

"Oh, mom... I found someone..."

"Oh, who was it?"

Actions

>It was a rather racist knight who hated us dragons.
>I may of found Richard's dad.
>...Why did you have to tumble a racist knight, mom?
>I found a rather enlightened knight who actually knew us dragons were evil and not to be trusted. Redpilled, if you were.
>Write-In
>>
>>943451
>I may of found Richard's dad.
>>
"Well... I may of found Richard's dad."

Roll me a 1d20+2 to see how Karestina thinks of him.

+2 if you, as Karestina, can think maternal thoughts towards Richard and why you should give his dad a chance.
>>
Rolled 6 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>943467
>>
Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>943467
>He is the father of my child. Regardless of my opinion of him Richard wouldn't want us to fight.
>>
15+4=19

Good Success.

"Really? Sir Gullivar?"

"Yeah. That's what he called himself."

"He escaped from me three years ago... Where is he?"

"He's adventuring, mom."

She sighs.

"Well, he's awfully inconsiderate for leaving when I was pregnant. By Tiamat, I shouldn't take such a man back."

"...Mom..."

"Well, your dad would get very angry. I was even considering making that man my husband... I'm not too sure I should go... He was awfully good in bed. And his accent... And his hugs... By Tiamat... He made the most lovely bread, not to mention he was always so determined he would escape..."

Your mom swoons slightly over him...

"...Well Ren... I'm not too sure."

"Why?"

"Well... I think your dad wouldn't like it."

"Isn't he alright with your concubines?"

"Well, I pay special attention to him... And I tumble him every night."

"Didn't need to know that..."

"...Well... I'm not too sure. Does he want to come back to me? He was an awfully charismatic man. Even if he hated me, and constantly thought I was going to eat him or something."

Actions

>Well... I mean... Maybe you shouldn't see him.
>He wanted to see you a lot. (Lie)
>...I think deep down, he loves you.
>I'm staying out of it.
>Maybe you should ask dad if he's ok with you getting him?
>...This is weird... I mean... I don't want you to replace dad...
>...He called you a bitch and wanted you dead.
>I think he has a good heart. He just hates dragons
>You know... If you want, we can turn him into a half dragon or something.
>Write-In
>>
>>943509
>Well... I mean... Maybe you shouldn't see him.
>...He called you a bitch and wanted you dead.
>>
You kinda of feel... Well, you feel like if your mom did meet Richard's dad, that you would be reduced in significance.

...You know... This must be how our kids feel about us getting more then one wife. You know, the ones who care.

Really?

...Yeah. Just think about it. We don't want our mom to get a second husband, and now that she's considering it, we don't want it to happen... Isn't that a little... Hypocritical?

You think... Are you really sure you want to tell your mom not to meet with Richard's dad? He is your brother... But your dad gets cuckolded basically, and... Well... You might get ignored a little...

God, this is a hard decision to make.

Actions

>Tell your mom she should still see him!
>Tell your mom she shouldn't see him.
>Tell your mom that he cared about her?
>Tell your mom that he wants her dead.
>Don't say anything!
>Ask your heads what they want?
>It's not because of that, Flames...
>Write-in
>>
>>943546
>Tell your mom that he wants her dead.
It's the truth.
If she still wants to try for him anyways....
So be it.
>>
I'm going to wait for thirty minutes or until anons respond.
>>
"Well, he wanted to see you dead."

"Really?"

"Yeah... He wanted to kill you to save his son from living with you."

She seems disappointed...

"Well... I mean..."

"Mom..."

She actually looks kind of sad.

"...Just run along Renexizious. It's fine. I just thought he'd at least have good memories of me. Or at least want to say hi to my son. Not kill me and "save his son" from the terrible fate of growing up... He couldn't even be bothered to visit.."

Actions

>...Mom... I mean... If you want, you can spend time with me.
>He's a piece of racist shit anyways.
>Yeah, don't spend any time with him anyways.
>...I mean, I'm sorry. But it's the truth.
>You could always force him against his will.
>Did you like him much, mom?
>...I mean... I'll try to get him to like you.
>I bet he secretly loves the time he spent with you, mom.
>...Mom, he's Lawful 'Good' and your Neutral Evil... It just won't work...
>Richard would understand mom.
>I'll find you a new, better husband, ok?
>Write-In
>>
>>943666
>I'm sorry I guess.
>...Mom... I mean... If you want, you can spend time with me.

Fuck that guy.
Rens mother is an awesome person
>>
"I'm sorry, I guess. Mom, if you want... You can spend time with me."

She looks up at you...

"Well... Am I really that much of a bad person that he doesn't want to spend time with me and visit his child?"

Valkia seems a little confused, and you tell her to wait in your room...

Actions

>Mom, your the nicest person I know...
>Come on mom. Me and dad love spending time with you.
>Shift to kobold form!
>Can I has coowkies?
>Can you read me a book please?
>What do you care what a simple human thinks, mom?
>Did you like him a lot, mom?
>Comfort your mom.
>Come on mom. Me, your children, and your grandchildren will love you forever.
>He's just a douchebag mom.
>He's just a dissident and should be pur- I mean... He'll see the light, eventually. I promise.
>Write-in
>>
>>943712
>He's just a dissenter mom.
>He seems nice on the outside but on the inside he's just a bad guy. I heard him shout about genocide and stuff. I think he's racist.
>Comfort your mom.
>Personally I don't like him. He tried to kill me.
>>
"He' s just a dissenter mom. He seems nice on the outside but he's just a bad guy. He even shouted about genocide and stuff. I think he's racist... I don't really like him... He tried to kill me."

Roll me a 1d20+4 to calm your mom.
+3 if you can remind her of how many fish are in the sea, and how varied they are.
+2 if you remind her she has the best son in the world.
+2 if you can remind her she has a loving husband already.
>>
Rolled 8 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>943755
>Come on Mom we live in a world with the of people of different race and variety to the point where not even we could quantify it. And you have me. And I'll always support you and be your son. Always. And you have dad. He'll always love no matter what.
>>
Allowing samefagging if you can suggest what your mother could do with you.
>>
Rolled 17 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>943769
>We could go raiding, dungeons or towns,. Or I could help you bake.
>>
"Come on mom. It's a world with tons of different people with different races and variety to the point where we couldn't even quantify it. And I'm always be here for you and love you and be your son. And you have dad, he'll always love you no matter what. If you want, we can go raiding... Dungeons or towns. Or I can help you bake."

She smiles, and wipes a large tear from her eye.

"It's... It's fine Ren. I just would like it if Richard could meet his father... He's a wonderful child... If only he'd continue to live with me..."

"Mom..."

"Your brother... By Tiamat, I wish he was still here with me and you, It was so cute seeing the two of you getting along and have fun like little boys..."

"Mom..."

"I just wish his father could see him..."

A stark realization comes over her face.

"...Ren? Did you say... Did you say he tried to kill you?"

Actions

>He tried, mom.
>...He injured me actually quite bad in my side...
>...Don't get mad at him. It's Richard's dad.
>Let's talk about something else mom.
>I didn't even fight him. He just fought me for being draconic.
>Write-in
>>
>>943793
>He tried, mom.
>Let's talk about something else mom.
>>
"He tried mom... Let's talk about something else..."

"...Well... I mean... If he hurt you Ren, he'll pay for it... Now... I think I might make dinner. That sounds good..."

"Can I help you?"

"Sure... I think it would be good for the two of us to make dinner for you, me, and your dad."

You give your mom a hug, and she shifts to her human form.

"Come on Ren. We'll even make dinner for your new wife, ok?"

You cheer, and your mom takes you to her personal kitchen. Due to your short nature, your mom has a slave get you a stool.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to cook with your mom.

+3 if you can think how to combine old, useless slaves and food for your mom.
+2 if you can compliment your mom, and give her lots of hugs to keep her from getting angry at Richard's dad.
+1 if you can adorably suggest a food for your mom to make for you and for your dad.
>>
Rolled 20 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>943821
We probably shouldn't add people to food this time.

But let's just remind her she is the best mom ever and give her said hugs.
>>
You decide against adding slaves and food. For moral reasons.

You do however, remind her she's the best mom ever, and give her ALL THE HUGS.

Critical Success!

You and your mom make a dinner fit for the gods, which even Jupiter enjoys a bit. Your dad fucking loves it, and so does you.

Your mom says you cook just like her, and you smile. You do cook pretty well...

After this, your mom is back to normal, and seems to fly off to find Richard's dad, both to confront him and to get him possibly back.
She is clearly not pleased about him hurting you.

You decide with Valkia to attack some bandits...

So, what do anons?

PoV choice time!

>Karestina and the Knight!
>Ren and Valkia, vs the bandits!
>Renexizia's Regency and the Curse of Butter.
>>
>>943838
>Renexizia's Regency and the Curse of Butter.
Time to make sure our empire hasn't crashed
>>
You are now Renexizia, and you feel satisfied that the statue of butter of you in the freezer has been finally completed! And it only costed a few thousand dollars, which brother Revenaris gave to you after you begged. Your dad would of been pissed if you used his money, and Revenaris is more then happy to give you some. He's a nice guy!

Man, you love being regent!

Of course, you haven't been doing much. But things have been cool!

Oh, and apparently a few Russian villages on the arctic coast have had the people vanish in the middle of winter. That's been kinda weird to deal with.

Oh, also you've went to see your mom...
And right now your kinda in the middle of getting hugged by her in her bed with Revenaris. Who has heard how sad she was, and has come over to comfort her.

Of course, you kinda have things to do, but mom has been holding you hostage all day. You haven't even had breakfast yet... Your servant just tells you about the butter statue as you wait.
Revenaris doesn't seem to care you spent his money on it though.

Actions

>Try to escape from your mom's grasp?
>This is comfy! Stay here.
>Get your mom to calm down...
>Ask your mom why she's so emotional...
>Write-In
>>
>>943873
>Get your mom to calm down...
Well now we need to save Russia from dragon bears.
>>
You decide to calm your mom down.

Roll me a 1d20-3 to see if you can.

+3 if you can be really upbeat about calming your mom down.
+2 if you can tell her how much of a great mom she is!
+3 if you can be adorable.
>>
Rolled 12 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>943880
>Come on Mom why are you so sad? You're the best. You should be happy. Like super happy. Like I am.
>>
Allowing samefagging if you can tell her why she's the best and act adorable.
>>
Rolled 19 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>943903
>You're really good at making tea. And your the Queen of Britain. And your a great mom.
And let's try to bury our face in her scales.
Because they're soft now.
>>
>>943909
Wouldn't that make her boobs softer as well?

Liz is now best half dragon simply for not having hard boobs.

19+5=24

Good Success

"Come on mom. Why are you so sad? You're the best. You should be happy and really happy! Your the best at making tea, being a great mom, and being the queen of England."

You bury your face in her arm, and she smiles tearfully.

"T-thank you Renexizia."

"Mom, you should really calm down... You've been crying for two days." Revenaris says.

"C-come on. I... I just... I need a hug, ok?"

You continue being adorable to your mom.

"Why are you sad anyways mom?"

"I can't tell the two of you that... It's... It's personal."

"Mom..."

"Renexizia... Please?"

Revenaris hugs your mom.

"I just can't believe your pregnant again. I'm going to have another little brother or sister. That would be adorable, mom."

"Your right, Revenaris..."

She seems to be cheering up...

Roll me a 1d20+3 to finish your mom off.

+4 if you can suggest to your mom to do a really motherly action for you and Reveanris!
+2 if you can continue to be adorable.
+1 if you can make your mom feel good about herself.
>>
Rolled 19 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>943918
Yes.
Yes it would.
If her boobs had scales they'd be softer now.

>Hey you should read me and Revenaris a story
And say please how a child child normally would.


I have this odd instinct that says Renexizia knows she's acting childish but abuses it because she knows it works.
>>
>>943927
They do, so Liz is now best dragon for having very soft boobs for a half dragon.

"Hey, moooom?"

"What?"

"Why don't you rwead us a story? Plwease?"

You look up at her adorably, and she... Well, she greatly enjoys that idea.

"That's absolutely brilliant, dear... But I don't have anything I can read you."

Revenaris seems... Overjoyed.

"You never read me any stories, mom..."

"...I didn't... I... I must of missed that, dear... I think it was because you moved out so young."

"...As far as I know... You've only read a story to Renexizia."

Your mom has a crippling realization.

"I have... Haven't I? I... I don't actually see my children that much... I mean, you grow up so fast and I'm busy a lot..."

Your mom seems to be making some excuses... But you can tell your mom feels quite a bit of regret.

Actions

>You can always read a story to me, mom!
>See? Revenaris is two years old and he wants to hear a story. Come on mom!
>You can just make one up mom!
>Why don't you read one of dad's books?
>...Mom, dad told me that we're just physically grown... Not really mentally, mom...
>Yay! Story time!
>I like it when your maternal like this mom...
>Write-in
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>>943947
Now now she just needs bigger boobs.
>You can just make one up mom!
>Yay! Story time!

At least we know Renexizia definitely inherited Rens bullshit tier charisma skills
>>
"You can just make one up mom."

You give a cheer for story time, and relax...

Your mom calms down and tells you a nice story about some guy called William Morgan who was a pirate or something! It's cool.

You cuddle up to your mom, who hugs you tightly.

"Now, if only your father actually was here."

"Mom..."

"...He likes all the other girls too much. Just saying." She says, bitterly.

"...But Chrysoula gives me piggy back rides and exercises with me..." you say.

"...Well... I mean, I wouldn't mind it if dad took more care of us and less time with women... Just uh, saying." Revenaris says.

"...Let's stop talking about your father, ok?"

"Ok!"

Your mom pats you on the head.

"...You know, I'm sorry about your dad not spending much time with you. Your all so lovely. It's just that he's busy a lot..."

"...I know, mom. He tells us this, and you tell us this."

"Because it's true..."

"Grandma's nice though. She makes me cookies and reads me bedtime stories. She's so nice."

Your mom sighs.

"If I could, I would spend all the time in the world with all my kids. Which are... A lot. And even the kids who aren't mine, ok?"

You smile, and hug her giant belly.

"Ok mom."

"Now... Why don't I read you another story? I miss this a lot..."

After a while she reads another story.

"Mom? I kinda need to do things besides get hugged."

She seems a bit disappointed.

"...I know... I just want my children to give me hugs and kisses, alright?"

"I know."

You kiss her on the face.

"...I love you too, Renexizia... Now, run along, ok?"

You nod and leave mom's bed. You head down stairs to see your... Well... What exactly are you supposed to call the wives of your dad?

Eh... You'll think of words later.
You have a job to do.

You leave...

And run into someone.. A big guy, with a lot of facial hair. He just... He reeks of "nerd", and is rather slow.

"Uh... Hi." He says, awkwardly.

"Hi! Do you need something?"

"I'm uh... Just Claw. I'm your dad's best friend... I was kind of curious if you need any help. You know. Being a regent."

"Why are you asking?"

He sighs.

"I'm uh... I ran out of Warhammer figures to paint. And I was kinda curious if you wanted to do anything."

He seems awkward, but friendly and nice.

"I'm good, thank you."

"Yeah... Hey uh, how's your mom doing? Just curious."

"Better!"

"That's... Good. I just uh... I came down to say hi, I guess."

Actions

>It's nice to meet you, Claw! You seem like a nice guy!
>...We'll be best friends too if your the bets friend of my dad!
>You seem... Kinda weird. Sorry.
>I'm kinda busy... Sorry.
>Did you want to say hi to my mom?
>Write-In
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>>943984
>I'm kinda busy... Sorry.
>>
"I'm kinda busy. Sorry."

"Yeah. It's fine. Just uh... Asking if you needed any help or anything. I'll see you around, I guess."

You nod and leave. That guy was weird.

National Actions: 4

>Encourage Industry!
>Construct government buildings!
>Deal with a issue!
>Try some diplomacy!
>Oversee how the invasion in Korea is doing!
>Oversee how well the invasion in Vietnam is going!
>Try to increase your armed forces!
>Appoint a new minister!
>Check party popularity!
>Spy on a party?
>Check your popularity!
>Check risk of terrorism/assassination?
>Hire some spies in a foreign nation!
>See if your spies have uncovered anything!
>Research something!
>Preform diplomacy with a nation!
>Try to convert to a religion?
>Reform the government!
>Visit the university! You've never gone there before!
>Research!
>Call a cabinet meeting!
>Get more slave- You mean, friends!
>Develop your dad's palace further!
>Write-In

Personal Actions! (1)

>Spend time with one of your dad's wives!
>Kobolds are cute! Go see their embassy!
>See Mikhal? He's your brother!
>See Maria? She's your sister!
>See Revenaris! He's cool!
>See one of your cabinet members?
>Go explore Stockholm!
>Stay and comfort mom!
>Write-In
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>>944004
>Encourage Industry!
>Check risk of terrorism/assassination?
>Try to convert to a religion?
>Develop your dad's palace further!

>Go explore Stockholm!
>>
>>944004
>Encourage Industry!
>Check risk of terrorism/assassination?
>Try to convert to a religion?
>Develop your dad's palace further!

>Go explore Stockholm!
>>
Bump
>>
Sorry anons, but I plan on continuing this tommorow. Kinda busy working.
>>
Sorry about the super long delay, but I'm finally back.

You decide to encourage industry, and see how likely it is your dad or you are going to get assassinated! You also decide to make dad's palace cooler!

Oh. And explore Stockholm, that's nice.

You decide to encourage industry...
You start asking advisors how to do so... It'll take a few days.

MEANWHILE!

In Vietnam, as Charlemagne.

You wake up to the sound of the destroyer's old engines purring loudly... God, why haven't you been moved yet...

You of course, hear a knock on the door. You sigh, get up... And open it.

"Sir?"

You twist the steel bulkhead open to see a ensign waiting. He seems a little startled by your... Well, half-dragon appearance. It doesn't really concern you too much though.

"What? I'm trying to get some sleep."

"Well... There's an issue with the landing party?"

"What's wrong?"

"Well... Most of the officers have decided not to go."

"The officer core is disobeying orders?"

"Well... They'd specifically like you to be in command of the landing. In case of another "Constantinople."

"...What do they mean, by 'in command', because I already am in command."

"They want to you to be in the fray, specifically. They want some reassurance that their higher up... Well, isn't incompetent."

Ah. So they're worried about another Constantinople...

You could just pass it off to another officer and force them to do it, but chances of failure are higher and no doubt you'll get a reputation for being cowardly... This is your first actual command.

Or you could lead the charge. You'd be in the fray, killing and spilling blood. It would be fun... Besides, you know for a fact that their defenses are poor, and you are attacking at night. Besides, you don't have your father's infamous "loud footsteps" problem. Hell, you can hear him down the hallways at times.

>Fine. I'll lead the charge... We'll attack at dawn.
>Force the officers to obey and make them go in. You aren't risking your neck for a simple amphibious assault.
>You'll attack at night in a sneak attack... Brilliant.
>...Let's soften them up a little. Let's bombard the coastline a little with the destroyers... But it may lower the opinions of the residents of the city and damage infrastructure.
>Write-In
>>
>>949210
>Fine. I'll lead the charge... We'll attack at dawn.
Give a rousing speech too before we embark.
>>
>>949210
>Fine. I'll lead the charge... We'll attack at dawn.
>>
>>949284
This.
>>
You decide you'll lead the "charge" at dawn... And you also decide to do a speech.

Roll me a 1d20+4 if your good at speeches or not and can get your morale up!

+3 if you can include God and be religious.
+2 if you can tell them how easy it would be to kill some Vietnamese farmers and how hard it would be to actually fail in such a task.

Autosuccess for good speeches.
>>
Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>949428
Meh I'm not in the mood for writefaggotry.
>>
Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>949428
I would write a good speech or copy one from a
movie and change some words, to slip it under QM's eyes, but then I'll get a nat 1.
>>
Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>949428
>>
13+4=17

Success!

You go back to sleep and give a rather mediocre speech in the morning. It restores some of the men's morale...

So of course, you prepare to go ashore... You hope that the Vietcong haven't exactly prepared for you yet...

You go in the first wave, with about 250,000 men. More then enough to overpower the Vietnamese.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can get close enough to land without being detected.
>>
Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>949490
>>
Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>949490
>>
Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>949490
>>
17+4=21

Good Success!

Your landing ships cruise to the shoreline... There seems to be no defenders at all!

You shake your head at their feeble defense, and get the men together on the shoreline...

Eventually everyone gets organized, set into groups, and gets ready to assault the city...

You have the element of surprise, fine discipline, and superior morale... They just have lots of cover.

What do?

>Prepare a parade. This city is already yours. They just don't know it yet. You'll march in, boots stomping.
>You'll smoke the defenders out while they're still sleeping. Order the destroyers to bombard the city.
>...Send some forward scouts to make sure the enemy are still sleeping, and to possibly disable enemy defenses.
>Order a full on charge! You'll go in guns blazing... It's best to capitalize on this advantage!
>Send forward scouts to find the barracks and order your infantry to follow not too far behind them... If all goes according to plan, you can possibly get them to surrender the city without a drop of blood... But if there is any actual defense, your soldiers will take some heavy losses from being segregated and possibly ambushed.
>Write-In
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>>949569
>...Send some forward scouts to make sure the enemy are still sleeping, and to possibly disable enemy defenses.
>>
>>949569
>...Send some forward scouts to make sure the enemy are still sleeping, and to possibly disable enemy defenses.
>>
You decide to send some forward scouts to make sure the enemy is still sleeping and to possibly disable enemy defenses...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if an accurate assessment is gotten or not...
>>
Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>949638
>>
16+5=21

Good Success!

Your scouts come back, and you hear that the local garrison is gathered in two main barracks... Still sleeping from the sounds of it.
You decide to order your men to rush to attack them as fast as they can, and you accompany one company to attack a barracks...

After a quick jog through the city's streets, you get to the closest barracks...

Your men begin to take up positions around the barracks, pointing rifles at them. Your "company", more or less a large squad of soldiers, about seventy in total, point their rifles at the barracks...

You go undetected...

Now... What to do?

>...Time to knock politely on the door and ask if they're willing to surrender.
>...Time to terrify them. Get a melee weapon, and break down the door... They're unarmed, no doubt...
>Order your soldiers to fire. If your lucky, you'll kill most of them in their sleep.
>...Get some gasoline from the jeeps you took her and put it around the barracks. You'll breathe fire on them... Then BOOM.
>Order your soldiers to prepare to breach...
>Shoot a window, and demand they surrender.
>Write-in
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>>949721
>Order your soldiers to prepare to breach...
Breach and clear.
We should make flashbangs if they don't exist already
>>
>>949721
>Order your soldiers to prepare to breach...
>>
You decide to breach...

You order your men into positions...

Roll me a 1d20+5 for how well the breaching goes.
Additional +3 if you can intimidate them.
>>
Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>949772
>>
Rolled 11 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>949772
Just shout a bloodthirsty battle shout.
>>
11+8=19

Success!

Your men group up next to the door, and prepare to breach...

They check the door. It's unlocked.

They silently open it to a garrison just waking up...

The garrison is so ill-disciplined and too tired to even care that there's a half-dragon poking their head in, with six soldiers pointing rifles in.

Holy fuck, these guys a goddamned disgrace.

Within the next five minutes your soldiers rush in to grab and restrain them, holding them captive.
You have successfully captured half of the garrison...

Roll me a 1d20+5 for how well the other barracks fairs.
>>
Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>949951
>>
Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>949951
>>
Allowing a samefag.
>>
Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>950025
>>
Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>949951
>>
OP is probably tired right now. He might've crashed and continue tomorrow.
>>
15+5=20

Good Success!

Just... Woke up.
Need one more update before sleep.

You hear from another report that capturing the other garrison has gone smoothly.
It seems you have captured the city without even a trace of blood... Now, time can only tell for the next city...

NOW ANONS!
Back to the star of the show.

You are Renexizious, and your mom wants you to kill some bandits. Or at least convince them to stop being enslave. Oh, and get her some more concubines. She's running low.
It's like a grocery list, once you think about it.

You also have your lovely concubine Valkia with you... Who's a mage. A delicious, delicious mage.

Sadly, because of the fucking Dracuckius Vulkcuckius, you can't show off your dragon scale and flex your fair ass to all the maidens. You are highly disappointed, but oh well.

Of course, you travel down the mountain...

Roll me a 1d20.

Also, do you want to do any small talk/flirt with Valkia at all?
>>
Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>950438
Sure.
Find out if she has any preference in tumbling location or style.
>>
>>950438
Flirt with Valkia a little bit.
>>
>>950452
It seems like the dice gods approve, and fuck it, I don't have work tommorow so I'm just going to chug some coffee.

"Hey... Valkia?"

"What?"

You decide to flirt.

You can either use this natural twenty for flirting... Or just for the random encounter roll.

>Use the nat twenty for the flirting roll!
>Use the nat twenty for the random encounter roll!
>Use the nat twenty on the future tumbling roll.
>>
>>950470

>Use the nat twenty for the random encounter roll!
Dice god always gives us good rolls for tumbling now.
No worries there.
>>
>>950470
>Use the nat twenty for the random encounter roll!
Can we make any mutagens here in Karesteina's place or is that only in our lab. Cause they could be really useful for some stuff.
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>>950493
We can.
I think karesteina made a lab for us.
>>
>>950493
Nothing TOO complex, but Karestina has set up a small science place for you.

Right.
So roll me a 1d20+5 to FLIRT and find out what she likes in tumbling and location.

Additional +4 if you can suggest a form for tumbling. And a location.
+3 if you can flirt with her.
+1 if you can use your muscles to great effect with the flirting as well.

Autosuccess if everything is done.
>>
Rolled 17 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>950510
>>950503
If we can make a Half-dragon mutagen here, it could play a role in Karesteinas and Gullivers relationship. Also Valkias and Rens.
>>
Rolled 19 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>950510
>So my personal preference is for a smaller version of my dragon form and maybe somewhere like here would do. Has a nice amount of space.
>And I can enjoy the way the light shines in your eyes.

Flex and stretch heavily while we say this.
If he asks why it's because we're limbering up for the fight.
>>
>>950529
>he

Oh god anon no

19+13=32

Amazing Success!

You begin to flex, and you see she stares at you... Not really saying anything. She seems oddly use to this sort of thing.

"So... Where would you like to tumble at?"

"Erh..."

"I know, it's blunt... But I have a lot of forms. A ton. My personal preference is for a smaller version of my dragon form... You know... Somewhere like here would do nicely. Has plenty of space and light... And I can enjoy the way the light shines in your eyes."

She seems flattered... But also slightly creeped out.

"I mean... I kind of don't want to say..."

"Don't worry. You probably like my dragotaur form the best."

"...Hey... I was kind of meaning to ask you... How can you shift forms?"

"Me?"

"Well... I mean, yeah. I've never seen a creature like... Well, what you were earlier. Is that your dragotaur form?"

"Yeah..."

She thinks about it... And blushes a little.

"I mean... You were kind of attractive."

She's understating that.

"So, you were wondering what a dragotaur is, right?"

"I mean... Yeah."

Roll me a 1d20+4 to continue to flirt with her. Even though she wants to talk about other things.

Additional +3 if you can tell her what a dragotaur is.
+2 if you can take a guess at what she likes about them (aka you in particular).
+2 if you feel like totally not making her blush by flirting with her and mentioning the dragotaur form. (+1 if you can include what you think she likes about them.)

Autosuccess if everything is done.
>>
Rolled 20 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>950567
>A dragotaur is a creature from a different realm. The one that I inhabit as a a matter of fact.

I think she likes how different and unique we are. She's probably never been in a relationship with a Draconic creature before.
>>
Rolled 4 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>950567
>A Dragotaur is basically a combination of a Minotaur and a dragon..
I hope it's muscles.
Or she's into humanoid beast races.
>>950588
GG
>>
Critical Success!

"Well... A dragotaur is a creature from a different realm. Basically a blend of a minotaur and a dragon... The one that I inhabit, as a matter of a fact."

"Other realm?"

"Well... I don't originate from this realm. Actually, I do. It's weird."

"...So erh, how exactly are dragotaurs made at a-"

A realization comes over her.

"...Your probably thinking my mom tumbled a minotaur, right?"

"I mean..."

"Later, ok? But anyways... I really wouldn't be surprised. I should ask her, maybe... But anyways... What did you like about it?"

"I mean... I just think your scales are cute. And your eyes."

"Really?"

"...I mean, lizard eyes are weird... And kind of adorable."

"So, you like bigger men at all?"

She sighs a bit.

"...I'm surrounded by knights and jocks all day... I mean... Not really, to be honest. It's stereotypical for the mage to love knights because they're supposed to protect her... But I mostly am interested in how the biology of that works..."

"Oh."

"I mean... What other forms do you have?"

"Well... Plenty to please you..."

She sighs a bit.

"...I feel like most of what you say is tumble related... I get that you want to tumble me, and make me have your children, alright?"

"How wise of you."

"I'm mostly just interested in how your culture and biology works... I mean, don't get me wrong... You are quite attractive... But I can say that for most men."

"Really?"

"...Once people found out you can make people surrender by being intimidating enough and still get their experience, suddenly everyone wanted to do that... So yes, I'm surrounded by many handsome men who don't know a damn thing and can't separate a pebble from their elbow, or even brew a simple potion..."

She seems to like smart guys... And from what you can hear, has a secret love for your scales and eyes.

Also, she clearly likes you, but keeps claiming she's only interested in biology and your culture... She clearly isn't a person who reveals much about herself.

"...But uh... Can you keep flexing? I find it most attractive."

You smile. She isn't TOTALLY against strong guys... Maybe she even likes them to a point?

"You know... Do you just like me because I'm unique and because I have tons of muscles? And have scales and eyes?"

"...Well... The fact that you aren't genocidal, silent at all times, or having an... Well... I mean... It was an adorable little crush."

"What, that kobold?"

"...He was adorable, to be honest. You know, with his little feet..."

Goddamn it. It seems women are suckers for short, adorable things.
Like most people.

Huh.

"...Anyways... I mean... I'm getting off topic... Did you want to tumble here for some reason?"

"I mean... Would you be opposed?"

Continued!
>>
"Well... I'm still not really liking the idea I'll have to bear your children..."

"Come on... It's only like, two or three."

"...That's a lot... And I'm a mage and an adventure... I still have a lot to do without kids running around... I barely know you... And... Well... I just can't get this feeling out that you want me to have more then two or three."

More like five or seven, am I right?

...I mean, probably.

Actions

>Come on... I swear it won't be much.
>...Try to convince her it'll be fine.
>...You know, we can get to know each other now.
>We can get to know each other a lot better in the two of our embraces...
>Write-In
>>
>>950676
>...You know, we can get to know each other now.
We should bring up the fact that we can change her biology to have scales.
>>
>>950676
>Come on... I swear it won't be much.
>I should also mention draconic children would be close to maturity in around a month. And be superior to a normal human.
>>
"Come on. It won't be too much..."

For us, at least.

"Besides, draconic children would be close to maturity physically in a month. And be superior to a human being... But anyways... Let's get to know each other. We barely do."

"Yeah..."
She seems uncomfortable talking about children.

"...You know, I could change your biology so you can have scales."

"...That's impossible... Not to mention weird..."

Actions

>It's not that bad. I've done that to a few people.
>Come on. You'd be lovely with scales...
>I'm not lying. I can do that on about almost anyone.
>...Come on. There's tons of ways I can mutate the human form.
>Come on... You'd live longer... Longer to master magic...
>...She doesn't like it. Move on.
>Write-In
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>>950693
desu we could tumble her so hard that it'll give her an oophorectomy and she won't be able to have kids
>>
>>950709
>Come on... You'd live longer... Longer to master magic... Get loot.
>>950712
Probably what would have happened to frankizka if she was a normal human.
Still amazed we literally did nothing but sex for days.
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>>950709
>Come on... You'd live longer... Longer to master magic...

>>950714
Weren't we actually tumbling the daemonette when we did stuff like rupture internal organs?
>>
>>950722
In Warhammer verse?
I don't think so.
Frankizka is also a masochist.
Says so in the char sheet.
We found that out because we broke her leg in said tumbling session
>>
>>950722
>>950728
By this I mean we tumbled her for a couple days in Warhammer during which we learned she was a masochist.
Then we attended the bloodbowl then left said dimension.
>>
"Come on. You'd live longer... Longer to master magic... To get loot..."

She seems tempted. That's for certain.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to tempt her.

Additional +2 if you can continue to make her to think of the power and magic she could wield and how powerful she could become with you.
+2 if you can make it sound like people would be envious about her being mutated.
+2 if you can tell her how much she already means to you and how beautiful she would be.
>>
Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>950745
If Dragons are more attuned with magic:
>Just think about it. All of your peers will be left in the dust, quite literally. Your magic abilities will be enhanced and you'll have centuries to learn it.
>>
Rolled 17 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>950745
>You could have your lifespan doubled at least. That's double your lifespan to master the arcane arts. You'd be stronger, smarter, better than a normal human. Just imagine the emvy on their faces.

We should make mutagens that boost intelligence.
And a half dragon mutagen with higher int bonuses.
>>
Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>950745
I'm against turning her any more draconic than a dragonblood.
>>
17+8=25

Good Success!

"Come on. Think about it... All your peers, left in the dust... Magic enhanced... Centuries to learn it... Smarter, better..."

"I mean... I don't think that's possible... But I mean..."

She seems quite tempted.

"Come on..."

"...Still... I'd rather be human... I mean... People would be weirded out... My parents..."

Roll me a 1d20+5 to tempt her further.

+3 if you can tell her that people won't care, will fear her, or won't even notice.
+2 if you can tell her parents will be understanding towards her, or she doesn't need parents...
+1 if you can continue to flirt with her and how beautiful she would be with a half dragon form.
>>
Rolled 15 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>950797
>They won't even notice. I've made half dragons that can shapeshift before. And besides they're your parents. I'm sure they'll understand why you'd chose this. Plus you'd look cute with scales. It'll make you more attractive then you are now.
>>
Rolled 13 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>950797
>I'm sure that your parents wouldn't care too much if you made some changes to your life. Besides, you're a grown woman. You don't need your parents for ever.
>>
"Your parents won't care too much if you made some changes. Besides, you could probably shapeshift, and your parents would understand why you would of chose this... Besides, you'd look cute with scales..."

She seems a little... Well...
She's almost completely tempted.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to finish her off.
+3 if you can continue to flit with her that she'd be more attractive.
+2 if you can foreshadow a bit about how in your dimension eventually she'd be one anyways.
>>
Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>950846
>>
Rolled 13 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>950846
>You'd be so much more attractive as a draconic creature. The way the scales complement your skin tone. The adorable eyes.
>Besides in my dimension lots of people are draconic. Some became draconic specifically because it made them smarter.
>>
Allowing samefagging for more compliments.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>950872
>Becoming Draconic really makes a woman well endowed. Not that your in bad shape but moremis always better.
>>
Rolled 4 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>950872
>Plus you'd have adorable little claws.
Now let's hope we don't get a 1.
>>
So anons. Use barbaric?

>Yes!
>No!

Keep in mind, it'll count for tommorow's barbaric since it's so late.
>>
>>950886
>Yes!

I'm just in shock now. The dice gods don't like thicc.
>>
>>950886
>Yes
OP that is bullshit your cucking us.
>>950896
I find frankizka adorable because she's smaller than us [/spoiler)
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>>950902
Technically all of our wives are smaller the us. Also THICC.
>>
Roll me a 1d20 anons!

+3 if you can tell her how big her breasts would become. Purely scientifically, if she went from being 5'4' to being 10'2' roughly.

+3 if you can guess the size of Elizabeth's breasts, a 14'6' half-dragon who's "tracks of land" has increased.

Because fuck it, might as well see if the dice gods actually don't like thicc women.
>>
Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>950917
Again. The only way I can justify breasts on reptilians is that it acts like a peacocks tail. The breasts are all for show. Either that or they could serve to protect the heart but that's a bit sketchy since only females have that.
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>>950942
He's asking how big they'll get.
Now excuse me while I consult a bra size chart.
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>>950947
At least it's not as bad/lewd as when we talked about the size of Liz's reproductive organs. the image of fitting a double decker bus in there is horrifying
>>
Rolled 5 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>950917
If she were a B cup I'd say probably a D cup afterwards.
And Liz is probably a D if she's below average in size or a DD if she's average
>>950953
She could probably fit something larger than a double decker bus.
Maybe a small house?
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>>950953
Wasn't as bad as the time you suggested having more then two boobs.

>>950960
That's slightly horrifying. Imagine just being in that house and she accidentally lays on your house.
For fuck's sake, I'm somehow happy anons didn't get a female protag from the color of their scales.

15+6

Good Success!

"Come on. Your boobs would get bigger and better... It'd be great..."

She seems... Kind of tempted.

"...I mean, I'm alright with my boobs right now... And why would reptiles have bo-"

"They get bigger. Trust me. It's uh... Because the fat goes to them. So eating actually makes your breasts get bigger."

If only that was true. Liz would have the biggest boobs on the planet.

"...I mean... I have a question..."

"What?"

"Why do you seem so... Lustful. You always keep staring at my well... Buttocks or breasts."

Actions

>My mom loves it when I get a new woman and when they have children.
>Well... I mean, it's a good hobby.
>...I don't know why, honestly.
>It's in the genes.
>Because I like tumbling nice, foreign women...
>Am I being a little creepy? Sorry.
>Write-In
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>>950983
>It's in the genes.
>>
>>950983
>It's in the genes.
>Am I being a little creepy? Sorry.
No doubt from Jupiter and not our human father.

>>950983
In my defense that statement was meant to drive Qouth towards a brain aneurism.
>>
"It's uh... In the genes. Am I being a little creepy? Sorry."

"Yeah... It's fine, I guess... I mean. I'll consider it, ok?"

"Thanks... So, where were we?"

"Raiding a bandit camp. Or you were asking me to tumble... Couldn't tell which."

Actions

>...I think I was asking you to tumble me.
>Why not both?
>Well, let's tumble after this, ok?
>Let's get this raid over with.
>Write-In
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>>951016
>Well, let's tumble after this, ok?
>>
>>951016
>Let's get this raid over with.
>Well, let's tumble after this, ok?
>>
"Let's tumble after this. And get this raid over with, ok?"

She nods... And you make your way down the mountain.

On the way down the mountain, you eventually find a rather large iron axe, which you decide to use. It's large enough for use in your dragontaur form that you can use it as a one-handed object.
Not to mention it crackles slightly, like there's lightning in it.
Cool.

You eventually get down the mountain and find the bandit camp... You don't know what's in it. Maybe a small form would be helpful to scout...

What form, anons?

>Human!
>Halfling.
>Enhanced!
>Dragonblood!
>Dragotaur!
>Kobold.
>Drow.
>Elf.
>Half-Dragon
>Centaur
>Write-In
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>>951051
>Halfling.
>>
>>951051
>Halfling.

Noice. Lightning is always a awesome power up.
>>
You decide to shift into a halfling form and scout.
Roll me a 1d20+5 to be sneaky.
>>
Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>951079
>>
Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>951079
Sneeki Breeki
>>
2+5=7

Amazing Failure!

You "try" to sneak into camp.

Try.

You sneak slowly into it...

You run face-first into a crudely armored bandit.

"Erh..."

"Uh..."

Both of you seem kind of confused. He also seems to be intoxicated, and only armed with a sword.

Actions

>Make an excuse?
>Shapeshift! There goes stealth!
>Intimidate him!
>Fight him! Go for your massive two-handed axe! Which is too big for you to wield right now.
>Write-in!
>>
>>951099
>Your drunk and this is an illusion. Carry on.
Charisma Gods guide us
>>
>>951099
>Shapeshift! There goes stealth!
>Fight him! Go for your massive two-handed axe! Which is too big for you to wield right now.
Shapeshift into half dragon so we impress valkia.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Shapeshift!
2=Drunk illusion!
>>
Roll me a 1d20+5 to convince him your a drunk illusion.
>>
Rolled 19 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>951131
>>
Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>951131
Just start shapeshifting into things to trip him out.
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Rolled 18 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>951131
Only an Irishman could be so drunk as to not see this happening
>>
19+5=24

Good Success!

He rubs his eyes.

"...Erh..."

"I'm just a drunk illusion..."

He seems... Oddly convinced.

"...I should really stop hitting the bottle." He says aloud.

He goes to sit down, and you slip on by...

Roll me a 1d20+6 to scout!
>>
Rolled 11 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>951150
He must drink alot for that to be believable
>>
Rolled 20 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>951150
Fucking Irish
>>
Uh... I guess Dice God is a racist against Irish people.
>>
Critical Success.

You expertly scout the camp, and even grab some treasure for Valkia... You see there's about fourteen odd bandits, and one passed out and drunk bandit.

You also have a few opportunities to sabotage the camp...

Roll me a 1d20. Only first roll is selected.

Also...

1-5: Three bandits start off drunk and intoxicated and unable to fight!
6-10=Half of the camp is drunk and unable to fight!
11-15=You set the camp ablaze and shock the bandits who are disorganized and unable to organize!
16-20=The blaze is so effective and the drinks so strong that the entire camp can't even distingush between friend and foe!

Also, on a nat twenty, the entire camp runs off, realizing a life of crime isn't for them and that their camp getting set on fire is a sign from their god.
On a nat one, you get captured.
>>
Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>951197
>>
You set fire to the camp and spike the drinks with high quality alcohol, and slip away!

You begin to hear cries and fighting coming from the camp...

What do?

>Shift forms! (Specify)
>Get Valkia to cast a transmutation spell on you, such as Enlarge Person, Bull's Strength... Etc?
>Cast spells into the camp!
>Charge in with your axe!
>Just wait.
>Write-In
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>>951215
>Shift forms
Dragotaur
>Get Valkia to cast a transmutation spell on you, such as Enlarge Person, Bull's Strength... Etc?
Bulls strength
>Charge in with your axe!
Commence curbstomp.
>>
>>951228
This
>>
You shift to your dragotaur form..

"Valkia, cast Bull's Strength on me."

"Got it."

You feel your muscles gain MUSCLES. You flex, and see your muscles have increased by nearly 6.4 centimeters.
Damn, you love magic...

You pound your first, which is freakishly strong... Hell, you feel like you can actually rip metal in half...

You grab your axe, and charge in.

Valkia follows you, and you see your first opponent, a very confused bandit, who's clearly overintoxicated, stumbling around with a sword.
Hey. He's the guy from earlier!

He doesn't seem to see you, as you are coming at his side...

Actions

>Attack with your bare fucking hands! You'll rip him in half!
>Keep it viewer appropriate and just use your axe.
>You can just get away with knocking him out... Valkia likes soft guys, after all.
>Burrow beneath him. You'll give him a nasty surprise.
>Scare the living fucking shit out of him.
>Calm walk in, and say your a drunk illusion to him.
>Write-in
>>
>>951264
>Keep it viewer appropriate and just use your axe.
>>
>>951264
>Keep it viewer appropriate and just use your axe.
doo dee dee doo doo doo
>>
You charge towards the bandit, who looks towards you. He seems confused, and a little awkward.

"Oi... Why is a lass and a... Scalie thing charging me?"

He looks at the bottle, and throws it to the ground as you are halfway through your charge.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to BTFO bandit.

+4 if you can think how to use a lightning axe to either knock him out or kill him.
+2 if you can be physically impressive to Valkia as you kill or knock out the bandit.
+1 if you can yell something to the bandit about how alcohol is great for you and how he should drink more, or should really see someone if he thinks your just an illusion.
>>
Rolled 11 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>951287
>>
Rolled 16 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>951287
Play baseball.
Throw him in the air then smack him with the flat part of the axe.
He will either die or be unconscious.

Pose after we knock his ass out of the park.
>You know if you can't tell the difference between reality and a drunken dream you should see someone.


Press F to pay respects to bandits
>>
16+12=28

Good Success!

You grab the bandit by the collar of the shirt, throw him up in the air....

About thirty feet. Holy fuck...

And you aim your axe...

And smack him right in the chest with the axe...

Which electrocutes him, and somehow sends him flying off.

"Just saying, if you can't tell the difference between reality and a drunken dream, you should see someone!"

You hear a weak groan.
It seems the bandit is nearly dead, somehow.
You have no idea how the bandit is still alive.

Huh.

You go more into the camp, and eventually run into three fighting bandits, all fighting each other...
They seem to still not notice you.

Actions

>Just sit and watch.
>Cast a spell or get Valkia to cast one!
>Charge in with your bare hands!
>Use your awesome axe again! Fuck yeah!
>Shout a challenge out to the bandits!
>Write-In
>>
>>951328
>Use your awesome axe again! Fuck yeah!
>>
You decide to use your axe again.

Roll me a 1d20+4 for a sneak attack against the bandits!

+4 if you can shock them by doing something intimidating, and think of a way to use your axe against them!
+2 if you can get Valkia to help by casting a spell!
+1 if you can continue being physically impressive.
>>
Rolled 9 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>951353
Let's crush the skull of one with our bare hands to instill fear.
Then have valkia use on of her evocation spells on one and throw our axe into the skull of the third.
>>
>>951367
Allowing samefagging if you want to flirt with Valkia or just think of more ways to kill them.
>>
Rolled 4 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>951378
Wait.
Juggle them
And have valkia pick them off one by one with her evocation spells
>>
Rolled 8 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>951378
Then say this to valkia.
>Step right up Madame! Let's see if your fair hands are also a crack shot.
>>
Wow.

You rush up to them...

9+10=19

Failure!

You try to grab one, but he somehow dodges you, and slashes at your head...

HP: -250

The other two bandits begin to focus on you, and one stabs at you, while another one's blade is deflected off your scales!

HP: -150!

One of the bandits seems to be trying to flank you and go for Valkia... And Valkia seems to be preparing a spell...

Roll me a 1d20+6 to FIGHT!

Additional +4 if you can think of a brutal way to kill the bandit going to Valkia.
+3 for puns about lightning or one liners.
+1 if you can intimidate them.
>>
Rolled 11 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>951416
Grab him and tear him in half
>Man the thought of dying must tear you to pieces.
Intimidate the others by throwing the dead pieces of there comrade ate them.
>>
Well anon, that's a minor success.

Want to samefag by thinking of even more brutal methods?
>>
Rolled 14 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>951437
Instead of tearing him grab him and twist.
Like ringing out a dish rag.

Or better yet.
Bend him backwards farther than a human should.
>Aw it's so nice for you to bend over backwards for me.

And break his spine.
He's a cripple now.
>>
14+13=27

Good Success!

You lean towards the bandit, and grab him with your hand...

And you begin to bend him back...

"You know, it's so nice for you to bend over backwards for me..."

You split him in half. You were just meaning to break his spine but... That works too.

You toss the dead bandit at his comrades.

"Man, the thought of dying must tear you to pieces..."

The bandits seem quite intimidated... So you rush forward with your axe, grabbing one by the eyes and mouth, and crushing their skull into a meaty and bloody explosion. The last one seems... Terrified out of his mind, and begins to run for it.

Actions

>Chase after him!
>Throw your axe at him!
>Valkia... Could you?
>Well, at least he won't pursue a life of crime. Go after the rest of the bandits.
>Write-In
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>>951456
>Well, at least he won't pursue a life of crime. Go after the rest of the bandits.
He's probably going to have PTSD. I doubt he'll want to pick up a weapon again
>>
You decide to go after the rest of the bandits...

You find two bandits fighting each other...

Valkia goes after one, and you go after the other.

Roll me a 1d20+6 to beat the shit out of the next bandit.

Additional +4 if you can think of a creative way to use a spell or your axe at close range on the bandit assigned to you.
+3 if you want to flirt with Valkia while doing so.
>>
Rolled 14 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>951472
Grab the bandit and cast shock bolt with the hand we're holding him with.
>>
>>951480
14+10=24

Good Success!

You grab a bandit, and shock him... His face melts in front of you and you throw his body to the ground. The other bandit gets a fireball in the mouth and his head explodes...
Man, magic does not play around.

You go after the final three bandits, who seem to be working together and trying to drag a chest away with them...

Oh hell no.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to charge at them with your horns!
+3 if you can think of a BRUTAL way to kill them with your horns, hands, or axe, because they're trying to steal the treasure!
+2 if you can flirt with Valkia mid-battle!
>>
Rolled 15 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>951494
Grab two of them and SLAM them into each other.
Grab the last one and squeeze him in a way similar to a tube of toothpaste.
But fleshy.
Meatpaste.
>>
>>951511
That's a success.

If you want to get something higher, feel free to samefag if you want to flirt with Valkia or just come up with more BRUTAL EXECUTIONS.
>>
Rolled 20 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>951515
>Ya know you said I was lustful but I can't wait till after we're done for me to show you how lustful I can be.

Maybe instead of slamming the first two together we should crush them slowly.
Like a trash compactor.
Actually break their legs.
Squeeze the third like a toothpaste tube and force them to watch.
Do the same to another.
Then afterwards take the last one and break his arms and leave him there.
>>
Critical Success!

You rush forward... Grabbing two of the bandits, and slamming them into your chest so hard, and so slowly, that their guts begin to come out of their mouths... You eviliy give a look to the third bandit who looks at you crush his friends without mercy, and you end it by slamming them into each other, and causing them to explode into guts.

The bandit collapses and begins crying for his mom...

You kind of feel bad now for doing that... That was a little too brutal.

"You know, you said I was lustful... But I can't wait until after we're done, Valkia..."

You also see Valkia a little disgusted with you using your arms like garbage compactors.

Actions

>Apologize to the bandit? You kind of gave him PTSD for life. But yeah.
>Kill the bandit.
>You should make it up to Valkia.
>...You know, your mom needs concubines and slaves. Enslave the last bandit.
>You feel merciful. Make that bandit one of your personal slaves. He won't be whipped or starved to death. Or crushed or eaten.
>...Just grab the treasure and run. You shouldn't really do anything else to the bandit.
>...Find some beer and give it to him. He'll need it.
>...
>Write-In
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>>951585
>...Find some beer and give it to him. He'll need it.
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You find some beer and hand it to the bandit. He seems unable to really drink it, and just cries.

You awkwardly just walk away with the chest with Valkia... You carry it on your meaty biceps, and you feel them shrink a little after a while.

"So... Valkia? Feel like some tumbling?'

"I mean... Erh..."

She seems still a little disgusted over the brutal executions of the bandits. She's probably used to just normal slicing and dicing, not really "tear faces off and feed them to their friends" type of brutality.

Actions

>Try to come up with an excuse why your so BRUTAL in your dragotaur form?
>Come on. I do it all the time....
>They were evil people...
>Come on. You said you would...
>I'm in the mood... And would you really deny a dragotaur when it's in the mood?
>Sorry, sorry. I'll try to be more gentle around you.
>Write-In
>>
>>951611
>Try to come up with an excuse why your so BRUTAL in your dragotaur form?
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4

Additional +4 if you can explain why normally peaceful and herbivorious dragotaurs tend to get so FUCKING BRUTAL.
+2 if you can come up with scientific reasons.
+1 if you can also theorize the immense strength of one.
>>
Rolled 7 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>951624
>I notice that in this form I become more effective in combat when using more brutal or creative methods. It might have be some sort of berserk strength innate to this form.
>It might have to do with adrenaline and bloodlust that increases during a state of combat to take advantage of the massive strength of one.
>Strength which I would theorize to be capable of a moderate explosion when hit with an average punch.
>>
>>951633
Allowing samefagging for more scientific reasons.
>>
Rolled 10 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>951643
>It's probably also a survival tactic for dealing with predators.
The more brutal and violent the method of killing the more likely said predator is to be dead.
>>
Rolled 5 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>951633
>Also it it would help with defending territory from rival Dragotaurs because as you can see they're very tough creatures
>>
10+11=21

Failure!

"I just notice in this form I become more focused and effective if I use more brutal and creative methods. It has a berserk strength innate to this form... Probably to do with the adrenaline and bloodlust that increases to take advantage of the massive strength of one. Strength which is probably capable of a moderate explosion with an average punch... It's probably a survival tactic and it helps defend territory from rival dragotaurs..."

"I mean... It's just... The way you killed them was a little..."

"Hardcore?"

"Yeah... It kind of scared me a little."

"I'd never hurt you."

She still seems a little worried...

Actions

>Calm her down?
>Try to convince her dragotaurs are normally very calm and collected figures.
>Try to convince her that she's just overreacting.
>...Hey, come on. I'm not that scary... Am I?
>Just continue on.
>Write-In
>>
>>951676
>Shapeshift
Let's retire Dragotaur for a bit.
Enhanced form will do.
>Calm her down?
>>
You shapeshift from the dragotaur form to the enhanced form.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to calm her down.

+3 if you can calm her down or just gently reassure her that she's perfectly fine.
+2 for even more scientific jargon about why dragoaturs get so brutal in combat.
+2 if you can apologize for being so brutal.

By the way anons, here's the forms that do get combat bonuses.

>Half-Dragons bonuses mainly come from puns/one liners.
>Minotaurs bonuses mainly come from ideas on using their weapons.
>Dragotaurs bonuses come from being BRUTAL as fuck.
>Yuan-Ti bonuses come from one liners and puns.
>>
>>951694
Oh, also.
+1 if you mention some of the even more brutal stuff you could of done to them.
>>
Rolled 11 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>951694
>Relax I'm not going to hurt you. Dragotaurs are rarely violent anyways. The adrenaline also causes a decrease in empathy so they get more brutal. I'm sorry for being so over the top. Though I could have broken that last guys bones and left him there. And eaten his friends in front of him. I have some restraint.

I like Yuan-Ti form.
And still want a Yuan-Ti waifu
>>
>>951707
Anon, you are unable to actually eat anyone in the dragotaur form without being sick. It's a herbivore.

Also, this is only a borderline success.

Allowing samefagging if you can do more science jargon and more reassurance. And more thinking about what you could do to the bandits.
>>
Rolled 5 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>951719
Then we can just chew it them spit it on them.
That's actually more traumatizing then eating them.

Also we could have ripped their limbs off one by one then jammed their torsos on our horns. But we won't do that because we have some self control and sanity
>>
Rolled 18 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>951719
>Also when entering battle Dragotaurs get a massive spike in bloodlust and the suffering of their enemies causes dopamine to be released giving them pleasure and explaining their cruelty in battle.


So Snek waifu wen?
>>
>>951731
I mean, when you look for one back at home?

18+12=30

Good Success!

"Come on. I'm not going to hurt you. Dragotaurs are rarely violent anyways. The adrenaline decreases their empathy so they get more brutal, and I'm sorry for being over the top. I could of broken that last guy's bones though. Or eaten his friends. Or just chew them out and spit them out... Or rip their limbs out and jammed their torsos on my horns. But I have sanity and self control... But when I go into battle, I get a massive spike in bloodlust and it kind of releases dopamine giving them pleasure and explaining their cruelty in battle."

"...It sounds more like a monster then an actual sentient..."

It seems she doesn't like your descriptions, but seems a little more calm. Mostly from you hugging her.

Actions

>Well... Nobody has to be perfect, you know.
>I won't use it that often, I promise.
>It's great in bed, you know.
>Come on. I have friends who are dragotaurs.
>...So... Feel like tumbling?
>Let's just get going...
>Write-in
>>
>>951745
>Well... Nobody has to be perfect, you know.
>>
"Well... Nobody has to be perfect, you know."

"Yeah... Let's just get going."

You go back to walking up the mountain...

...Man, I miss those drow twins already... They probably miss us too by now...

Actions

>Come on Flames...
>...Wow, you aren't getting hard at the thought of fur anymore?
>I was planning to visit them soon.
>After we tumble Valkia, ok? Mom will be disappoint if we don't...
>Let's just turn Valkia into a half dragon, ok?
>Do you think the drow twins would like to be turned into half dragons too? Just curious.
>Write-In
>>
>>951757
>...Wow, you aren't getting hard at the thought of fur anymore?
>Wait do you have a thing for drow.
Now he has a thing for feminists.
It's like flames is a natural beta.
>>
Wow, you aren't getting hard at the thought of fur anymore? And... Do you have a thing for Drow or something?

Fuck right off. I'm just saying it was surprisingly comfortable with them. Besides, they aren't nearly as bad as the ones in the future. Besides, they liked having us around.. And it makes me feel better about wanting to eat them earlier.

Actions.

>They made a good one night stand. That's it.
>...Well... Maybe, I guess.
>...God, next thing you know you'll want us to get whipped by a lust daemonette...
>Come on. I thought about eating them too...
>Fine, I guess. We can say hi.
>...Really? I don't want to go back.
>I was planning to say hi in a bit.
>Your a natural born beta, you know that, right?
>Write-In
>>
>>951773
>...Well... Maybe, I guess.
>But just saying. You're still a beta flames.
>>
Well, maybe. I guess. Your still a beta flames.

For fuck's sake...

You continue to walk up the mountain, and she seems to go back to normal, and not be disgusted with your behavior earlier...

You eventually get to your mom's lair, and see your mom isn't back yet. So you go to your room with Valkia.

"...I'm going to get some sleep."

"Really?"

"Yeah... Put that chest in the center of the room, alright? We'll loot it once I wake up..."

Actions

>Right. Sounds good.
>Can we tumble tonight please? We haven't exactly done that yet.
>I'm going to get some sleep.
>I need to go to the city. I have a job to do about a mage or something.
>I'm going away for a bit. Probably underground.
>I love you, ok?
>You know, you can sleep with me out here. Just saying.
>Write-in
>>
>>951784
>I'm going away for a bit. Probably underground.
>I love you, ok?
I'm sure we can spend some time relaxing before we fuck up a mage.
>>
"Well... I'm going away for a bit. Probably underground, ok? I love you."

You give her a kiss, and she goes to the back to sleep.

You decide to visit the underground...

>Go visit the drow sisters specifically?
>Go to that temple at the mansion again.
>Just explore the world.
>Write-In
>>
>>951799
>Just explore the world.
I want my fae transformation
>>
I'm going to get some sleep, sorry anons.
>>
>>951802
This.
>>
You decide to just explore...

Roll me a 1d20.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>951946
>>
Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>951946
>>
Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>951946
>>
17

Good Success!

You explore the world further on foot.

After a little while you come across a small innocent village, with plenty of trees and fields surrounding it, with peasants hard at work in the fields.

You decide to get a beer or two, and as you go into the village, you see a small effigy of a...
Two headed dragon, being burned.
You look at the burning spectacle, and see some mats put out, and.. Well, offerings to the effigy put in a small box in front of it.

You look around, and see some nervous looking peasants, and eventually see a few soldiers and a rather pissed off cleric berating the peasants for their "dragon worship."

Interesting. It seems these peasants worship you... And seem to be prosecuted by the clergy for doing so.
You do doubt that they believe you are a god however, and are most likely worshiping you out of fear of getting enslaved by you or your mom... And judging from their proximity to the mountain, it seems your mom has decided to leave them alone.

What do, anons?

>Just move on. No need for a confrontation.
>...You are their god... Confront the clergy?
>Take the offering box and go.
>...Leave the town and shapeshift to your dragon form. You'll give the town a taste of your divinity.
>Write-In
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>>952872
We should secure a meeting between the priests and apthe town leader.
I have an idea.
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>>952888
Mind if I ask what's your idea?
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>>952910
I wanna see if we can get some goodwill from the priests if we can stop the dragon worship.
And maybe free shit from the town if we can get our mom to not fuck up this particular place.
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You decide to try and get a meeting between the priests and town leader.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to convince them.
+3 for good arguments.
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Rolled 6 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>952941
>I'm entirely capable of killing you all and if you agree to this everyone can leave happy.
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Allowing samefagging for more arguments or threats. Feel free to channel your inner dragotaur and mention how hardcore their death could be at your hands.
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Rolled 5 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>952961
>I could grab you and twirl you around faster and faster till the sheer momentum rips your body to shreds. I could also rip off your arms then shove them down your throat till you choke.

I've realized Dragotaur is edgy as fuck.
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Rolled 13 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>952961
>And also you'd do well to meet with me as I'm the child of the dragon you peasants are so damn afraid of.
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>>952972
Yep. It's a big, mean, killing machine.

With surprisingly high dopamine levels. So at least it'll be smiling as it rips off your arms and forces them down your throat.

13+7=20

Borderline Failure

You threaten and argue with the priests, who seem amused by your threats. They give you a blessing for "such a troubled man" and a few gold to you and tell you to stay out of trouble.
They also tell you to maybe visit a monastery to calm down in and get some help.

For some reason, them giving you a pray to their god Bahamut just... It sits rather wrong with you. You get internally disgusted at the idea of it, actually.

The village chief however, succumbs to your threats of violence and gory death...

Now, you just need to get the rather sincere and nice clergy to bend... Who the hell is this Bahamut anyways?

Actions

>...Shapeshift?
>If they won't come, you'll force them to come.
>...It seems threats of violence doesn't work well. Try to convince them it's for the greater good or something?
>Fuck this Bahamut guy. You are taking care of his priests right now.
>...Just leave...
>Write-in
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>>953025
>Bahamut.
Isn't that D&D lore.
I read this once.
Bahamut is like the god for the metallic Dragons while tiamat is the one for chromatic ones?
I'm probably wrong.

>...Shapeshift!
Half Dragon
Maybe we should just tell the priests to leave.
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>>953025
>...Just leave...

It's only edgy because we make it appear as edgy. Stop committing edge and Dragotaur form will become less edgy.

tl:dr stop spending half an hour killing low level guys in unnecessary ways
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>>953053
Dragotaur gets modifiers by being edgy.
It's quite literally powered by edge.
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Going to wait twenty minutes. Allowing arguing.
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>>953059
>It's quite literally powered by edge.
We just have to not do edgy bonus stuff like twisting people like they're towels.
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>>953067
Or we could do our half Dragon form because it'd not as edgy.
And we can still get the modifiers we need because I don't trust us to roll well consistently.
>>953066
I'll switch to the other one if we search the town for any shops with magic books and shit before we leave.
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>>953078
That I can agree on
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>>953084
Or Yuan-Ti because it gets two attacks per round because.
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You sigh, and decide to leave. You look for some shops that sell magic books and shit, but all you really see is a bar and a forge. It's not really big enough to support a magic industry.

You leave and continue to adventure.

Roll me a 1d20 to find more things!

The entire idea is that the Dragotaur is fucking hardcore, but tends to be a little TOO hardcore for other people and tends to freak out other people from how brutal they are. Which means they're great at demoralizing or intimidating... But if you have friends near, probably not the best idea.
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>953093
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>953093
Dragotaur is overkill that should be saved for when we're soloing large amounts of enemies
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19

You explore for a while, and come across a band of Orcs... Heavily armored Orcs, wearing plate armor, holding heavy shields and swords... They seem to not really notice you and seem to be sitting around a campfire, with some alcoholic beverages around it, and seem to be talking...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to translate Orcish.
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Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>953181
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Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>953181
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14+5=19

Success!

You successfully translate their language and go to the side of the road to hide and listen in.

"So... I guess the search for the bastard who blew up the Keg isn't going well." Says one of the heavily armored orcs, with his helm off and to the side.

"Fuck no. I've been looking for the bastard for days. When I find whoever did that, they're going to fucking pay..."

"Calm down. Drink some beer we got from the humans."

The angry orc drinks from his bottle of beer.

"For fuck's sake, who torched it anyways?"

"We did all hear the boom... Maybe it was lightning..."

"Fucking mages. I'd sooner trust my life to a goblin then one of those bastards."

"Yeah... To think it happened during the funeral too."

"Poor kid. Heard they found him in pieces..." One of the orcs shakes his head and drinks a bit.

"Yeah... Anyways, you gotta admit, I like the way all these human women look."

The orc without a helmet sighs.

"For fuck's sake, we can't really carouse around here. They do look good, but there's dragons in these parts. I don't want to end up a slave just because we took a break to drink and get some women."

"...Yeah... You know, I always wondered how the Draconius... What are they again?" Says the angry orc.

"Vulkarius, dimwit." the orc without a helmet says... You do notice a bit of red skin.

"Yeah, coming from the half hobgoblin..."

"Fuck off. That doesn't mean anything."

"Yeah, we can all tell with your red skin and how your so fucking strict about everything."

"...For fuck's sake... What's so wrong about that?"

"You order us to polish our armor, train, and sharpen our blades like we're human soldiers or something. It's degrading."

"Your a fucking idiot. That's common weapon practi-"

"Oh, did I hit a nerve? What, your parents also human?"

The orc without a helmet seems pissed off.

"We need to get through this land before a dragon enslaves us or the humans get wise to our waylaying, damn it."

You look, and see a rather fancy chest... No doubt full of loot.

Actions

>Sneak past the orcs?
>Listen some more?
>Go up to the orcs?
>You have an Orc Form which you never used... Maybe you can go up and say hi?
>They probably have loot... Attack them?
>Shapeshift!
>Write-In
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>>953261
>Shapeshift
Dragon form.
How small can we be in that form again?
The size of a truck would be nice.
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>>953275
Human size is the smallest.

You shift to your dragon form... More specifically, the size of a truck.

The orcs seem not to really notice... As they begin to argue with each other.

What do?

>Lower your head into the camp and say hi?
>Breath attack?
>Eat one of the orcs while they're celebrating?
>Try to pluck the chest without them noticing?
>Burrow beneath them?
>...Grab one of the orcs and enslave them?
>Cast a spell or breath attack?
>Just leave.
>Write-In
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>>953301
>Lower your head into the camp and say hi?
>...Grab one of the orcs and enslave them?
They shouldn't have said that they hoped they don't run into a dragon.
At that point it's too tempting
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>>953301
>...Grab one of the orcs and enslave them?

I still feel happy with what we did to the orcs in the last WRQ. We freed a lot of slaves and improved Ivanka's character. Then it all turned into douchebag yiff quest.
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You lower your head into camp, above the half-hobgoblin Orc.

They stop arguing.

"What the fuck are the two of you looking at?"

"A-a-a-" They seem to be rather terrified now.

"Fucking spit it out. I don't have all day."

Who to enslave first?

>The oblivious half-hobgoblin Orc
>The two idiots just standing there?
>Try to grab all three in one!
>Give them a chance. Introduce yourself.
>Write-in
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>>953341
>The oblivious half-hobgoblin Orc
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>>953338
I'm retconning everything after the part where they met.
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>>953341
>The oblivious half-hobgoblin Orc

>>953352
God bless ya OP
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>>953359
Probably going to do it after tommorow though.

You lower your body, and grab the oblivious orc.

You put him onto his back, and he realizes what just happened.
The two other orcs begin to run away.
You can't have that, can you?

However, the hobgoblin seems to be trying to climb off your back and has drawn a shield and axe...

Roll me a 1d20+6 to catch the orcs.
+4 if you can calm down the hobgoblin orc or intimidate him..
+2 if you can intimidate him with the possibility of becoming a slave or concubine to your mom.
And that is a fate way worse then death.
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Rolled 6 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>953371
>Put away the axe before I crush you like a bug or better yet give you to my mother so you can die slowly to malnutrition, overwork, or just get baked into a cake. And no I'm not joking. She has baked slaves into a cake before.
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>>953371
Oh and how close are you to finishing the new character sheets?
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>>953399
Haven''t worked on it today or yesterday, too busy playing Planetside 2.
I know, I'm a shit QM.

Allowing samefagging for more threats or if you want to scare him more with tales of being a slave and having to be working with your mom.
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Rolled 7 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>953371
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Rolled 14 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>953413
>Or I could make you her concubine. One of them was lost to... I'd rather not talk about it.
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14+12=26

Success!

"Put the axe away before I crush you or give you to my mother so you can die slowly to malnutrition, overwork, or get baked into a cake. I'm not joking. She's made people into cakes... Or I could make you into her concubine... One of them was lost to her... Actually, I'd rather not talk about it."

The orc seems to ignore you... And hacks at your back a little. Most of the hits don't do anything but scratch your scales... But you do get his two companions and put them on your back.
They seem to be trying to scramble off... You know, it's hard to get slaves who willingly come with you...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to intimidate them into subservience.
+3 if you can continue to intimidate them with the fear of working for your mom.
+2 if you can make working for you not sound actually that bad.
+2 if you can terrify them.
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Rolled 19 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>953451
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Rolled 19 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>953451
Firstly grab all three and roar in their face.
Should shut them up.
>Now if I send you to my mother you will be eaten, whipped, starved and in general suffer. Under me your lives will be relatively safe and you won't starve to death. Really I'd say it's a fair deal.
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19+12=31

Amazing Success!

You grab the three, and roar in their faces.

They all seem scared.

"NOW! If I send you to my mother, you will be eaten, whipped, starved, and in general suffer... But if you work for me, your lives will be relatively safe and you won't starve to death. It's a fair deal, really"

The hobgoblin orc seems determined still... But his friends have clearly lost heart.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to intimidate the hobgoblin orc into submission.
+3 if you can promise harsh and cruel punishment especially for him if he resists.
+2 if you can point out you can be MUCH more scary then this. This isn't even your final form.

Autosuccess if you punish one of his friends for his resistance.
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Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>953509
As said we'll just punish one of his friends.

Kill one and raise it as a blackguard.
We need more anyways.

And say.
>I could literally just kill you all and force you into eternal servitude as an undead slave bound to me. I'm being nice here.
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>953509
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You give the hobgoblin orc a harsh look... And break the neck of one of the others. He chokes to death slowly and you give the shocked half orc a glare.

"I could literally just kill you all and force you into eternal servitude as undead slaves. I'm being nice here."

Flames seems a little uncomfortable at this as you bring the orc to unlife as a blackguard, loyal to you...

Solaire also seems to not really like it either, and Jupiter doesn't seem to care.

You put the newly enslaved on your back...

Now, what do?

>Fly home...
>...Grab their chest of loot.
>...Maybe you should apologize for killing his friend. That was a bit of an overeaction.
>...Why should you leave them alive? They'd be loyal and unable to escape as blackguards...
>...Ask Flames and Solaire if they don't like the ideas of enslaving the undead.
>Shift to a smaller form and continue to explore... The Orcs will come with you as you explore.
>Write-in
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>>953552
>...Grab their chest of loot.
>Fly home...
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>>953552
>Fly home...
>...Grab their chest of loot.
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You grab their chest of loot, and begin to fly home...

After a few hours you finally get back home with your enslaved orcs, and go to your room... Valkia still seems to be sleeping, and the orcs definitely don't want to be here...

Actions

>...You know, Valkia probably won't like your slavery and necromancy. You should just give your slaves to your mom or enslave them.
>Tell your slaves to get in the back rooms. There should be a place for them.
>...Tell your slaves that resistance is foolish, etc etc...
>Introduce Valkia to your new slaves.
>...You should probably tell your slaves what the price of trying to kill you is... They are living in close proximity to you.
>Remember your mom's training. They're long term slaves, and should be treated well and kindly.
>Remember your mom's training. They're short term slaves, and should be abused so they don't get any ideas.
>Write-in
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>>953567
*I meant free them in the first choice.
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>>953567
>...You know, Valkia probably won't like your slavery and necromancy. You should just give your slaves to your mom or enslave them.
Lets open up that chest and see what loot we might've got. Maybe it's a million dollars worth of gems.
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>>953567
>Remember your mom's training. They're long term slaves, and should be treated well and kindly.
>Tell your slaves to get in the back rooms. There should be a place for them.

So what's in the loot chest.
Did we check?
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Seems like anons are torn between giving your slaves away to your mom or just freeing them, or treating them better.

Waiting fifteen minutes because I have to do something.

Also, you check the chests and find a nice sum of $5 Million in total of loot and gold... At least, how much it would be worth in your dimension.
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>>953591
Well we're gonna have to treat our slaves better when we get back anyways.
They still need some living quarters and a place for personal hygiene.
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Personally I think giving them to our mom is the best option. It's preferable for Valkia not to see us badly treat slaves and I don't think we can treat these new orc slaves nicely. First off they're Orcs who enslaved lots of other people and second off they're fucking Orcs. Almost all Orcs deserve death imo
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>>953617
Stop with your orc hate boner.
I don't even understand your hate for them.
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>>953624
I just despise Orcs because in every setting they fuck over Dwarves and civilized people in general. Also their appearance is horrendous. Just look at their horrible underbite.
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>>953591
Do the orcs have underbite?
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>>953650
Yes? And tusks?

Now, I'm going to roll unless anons want to change their vote.
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>>953639
I'm reading this and trying to give a shit but.
Orc society is barbaric= Don't care.
They have tusks or whatever= Don't care.

I can't be damned to care about what they have done or whatever.
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.
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>>953664
>Is perfectly fine with bringing uncivilized savages into Sweden
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>>953686

Fuck, forgot to put this down.

1=Treat them nicely!
2=Give them to your mom.

You decide to... Treat your slaves nicely.

This concept seems a little foreign to you.

Flames and Solaire however, seem to like it.
+2 to relations

Roll me a 1d20+4 to... Try and be friendly.

+3 if you can be friendly.
+2 if you can think of more ways to get the slaves to like you.
+1 if you can apologize to the guy who's neck you've broken and subjected to indefinite slavery.
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>>953695
I fail to see the impact three orc slaves can have on our entire empire.
>>953712
Let's not whip or threaten them and actual give the orcs decent food.
They need to be healthy to work properly.

Maybe if we give our slaves better living conditions and a place to clean themselves they'd like us more.

And sure why not apologize to them


Also it seems flames and Solaire like it when we don't act edgy neutral evil.
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Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>953712
If anything shouldn't we have a re-roll with the numbers put down before the dice are rolled. This way it's just arbitrarily picked by you doesn't really look fair.
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>>953726
Well we apperantly already put mass rapists in charge of cities and force decent Elves into awful ghettoes so I guess you're right in that this doesn't matter.
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>>953744
I've been contemplating replacing Claw with someone...
Better with people.
And I've been wanting to get rid of the ghettos.
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>>953729
Well, if you remind me in the future sure.

You decide to give the orcs decent food and tell them to brighten up their rooms.
You also apologize to the orc for breaking his neck, and you decide to relax for a while...

Anons, you have upgraded!

Choose one.

>Stable Mutation!
>Unstable Mutation!
>Ultra Unstable Mutation
>Upgrade Mutation.

>>953726
Here's the alignments of your headmates.

Solaire
>Lawful Neutral, leaning towards Good. Lawful for you, however. Dislikes hurting women, breaking promises, or cruelty. Likes trying to be courteous, kind, and semi-lawful. Also enjoys women.

Flames

>Chaotic Neutral. Plays devils advocate and typically argues for becoming more good or considering evil actions. Dislikes going too Good or too Evil. Enjoys mostly fucking around. Also enjoys setting things on fire and loves women. And planning to conquer the world.

Basically just what your headmates are since I don't see a reason to hide it.
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>>953782
>Upgrade
Stubby legs for them agility gainz.

I figured they were like that
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>>953782
>Upgrade Mutation.
I think this has happened before. One time in NEQ when we were Leopold in D&D universe with Daciana. Some questionable shit happened and I think you did something similar to this make Leopold's relationship with Daciana suffer. I understand that you're leaning towards moralfag.
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>>953799
I do lean towards minor moralfag, I'll admit that. If you want me to, whenever I forget to put the decision in I'll reroll for it.

You decide to upgrade your stubby legs...

Your short legs now are essentially the same as normal legs... You now only get a +1 to strength and no minus to agility from them.
They are still quite stubby however.

Elizabeth has also upgraded anons...

What upgrade?

>Stable Mutation
>Unstable Mutation
>Ultra Unstable Mutation
>Upgrade Mutation
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>>953823
What kind of stuff can we upgrade on Liz?
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>>953823
>Ultra Unstable Mutation
I'll be honest in that I prefer moralfags over edgefags.

Moralfags are at least more conducive to a thriving society
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>>953823
Wait I just remembered.
I switch to
>Upgrade bigger assets.
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Anyways, here's a personal thing here.

I feel like in every thread for a while now it's just been you two guys and occassionally Baron or someone else. It's fucking nice to have regulars. Can't tell if there's lurkers or this has been going on for so long that only two anons can actually follow the plot now.
Or it's because that all quests were moved to /qst/ and my quest is at the lower end of a huge list of quests all better then mine, more refined, and with QMs more autistic then I am. Or maybe people just don't like the main character or dislike having a very powerful protagonist.

>>953843
I'm usually alright with edgefaggotry, but when it gets to be WRQ levels of bad (cough cough the part where we nearly killed someone we know and liked and had an affair and gave the QM a plothook we'd probably never follow up on).

>>953841
You can upgrade her fire breath... Or if you feel like being slightly NSFW, upgrade her bigger assets which don't give an actual advantage to anything, or try to upgrade her size which would take multiple upgrades. You could also upgrade her ice breath or already very powerful ice aura.
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>>953871
Eh fuck it. Give Liz bigger boobs and bigger ass.
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>>953871
I blame quest for being the deathcamp it is.
It feels things have been getting quieter on the board.
Maybe that's just me.
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>>953871
>>953893
Personally I'm not sure about this quest and board in general. On one hand it feels stale and slow but on the other there are still quests that follow a consistent pace and remain active. One thing that I do dispose though is how often Civ quests crash and burn here.
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>>953923
despise*
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>>953923
>Civ quests crashing.
At this point it's a meme.
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I can already see it, this is all anons are going to upgrade.

So I'm going to put a quick thing in.

You can only upgrade Liz's assets after three normal mutations, or a size mutation.

I'm letting this mutation happen though.

You are currently Elizabeth...

And your bra has snapped AGAIN...
And.... Your posterior feels... Well... Heavy. Your breasts even feel heavy... Jesus...
You look down to see... Well... Your boobs are growing again. Slowly... Your dress was feeling a little short and you haven't changed for a while.
After a bit, you hear the inevitable rip through your dress...
Your going to need a new dress at this rate... They weren't exactly flexible, and your... Tracks of land sticking out isn't exactly the mostly queenly thing...

Maybe you should see a doctor or something... Your getting concerned now...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can internally calm yourself down.

+3 if you can self rationalize why your breast and ass are growing...
+2 if you can secretly enjoy this.
+1 if you can think why it's healthy to have large tracks of land.

>>953923
I've been running this for about a year and a few of my most favorite quests have died. I really only go to /qst/ to post EDQ up, because Planetary Governor died, Beetle Lord died, and a few other minor quests or one shots I followed died. So I have no idea what exactly is going on outside of this thread honestly. Mind if I ask how it's fairing outside of this quest? Because I personally feel like the bigger quests from /tg/ took my playerbase.
But anyways anons, I hope you all have fun. Because that's what I intend this quest to be about. Fun.

Also, my terrible scottish writing and scribbling better fucking make you cunts happy.
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Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>953936
I'd say there's a sizable chunk of quests dedicated to anime.
There's one or two bleach quests.
Three Naruto ones iirc.
A DBZ one.
And they show no signs of dying.
I'm not surprised
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Rolled 8 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>953936
>This can only can only be the work of God or some higher power.
Pic related is probably Liz now.

>>953936
EDQ is the main quest I follow. Other ones like a Giant Civ quest died. There were also a few others like a Byzantine and AdMech quest but those too died.
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Welp.
Time to just jump out of a helicopter and die if my campaign is dying from anime quests.

Anyways, I don't plan on killing this quest because it gives me good practice for being a dungeon master inbetween the long periods I don't DM, and also because I find it fucking hilarious where this goes.

But honestly, I enjoy making jokes to Ren liking ANIME and being a little bit of a weeb because it is 4chan, but I don't intend on going into a anime dimension or something because I think that would be really fucking cancerous. Besides, I'm making plans for a possible Exalted dimension.
Anyways, thanks for you guys following my lame as fuck quest.
Any lurkers on who follow? Just curious, because I have no idea who else follows.

Also, allowing samefagging in exchange for trying to think why this is healthy or rationalize it.
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>953988
It could be another puberty. Perhaps a side effect from the Mutagen Ren gave Liz to make the child mature longer.
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Rolled 12 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>953988
This is totally healthy.
People grow constantly throughout their life.
also this is kind of nice
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Also, I remember I was going to implement a 3 posts and then the campaign goes forward system, but I just feel like there isn't enough population and we'd be waiting for hours just for a lurker or someone to post.
Also, I can't help but feel like advertisting my quest would get either Edgefags Supreme or Moralfag Crusaders. I remember NEQ, honestly.

Also, fun fact about NEQ, I was planning to choose between what anons would want to become, either a vampire or a werewolf.

I sort of regret not including the vampire as a choice.

8+7=15

Minor Failure!

You feel a little scared... I mean, it could be... Puberty or something... Or maybe your just growing...

Your buttocks begins to stretch against your pants, and you hear them rip.
Fuck...

You decide to call the doctor... Maybe Ren would lose a few of his precious secrets, but... You are really concerned...

You get up off the bed... Your belly feeling like it's weighed down by a massive anvil. Your doctor did say that by tommorow or the day after you'll be in such pain due to the egg's size that you'll have to go to your dragon form...

You carefully get up, and walk... Your feet sound like stomps from the sheer weight of the egg... It's practically as strong as steel...

Roll me a 1d20+3 if you can discourage yourself from picking up the phone.

+3 if you can think why it would be so hard to get over there.
+3 if you can continue to think of the health benefits of having large breasts and ass.
+1 if you can have some minor concerns about how big they might get.
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Rolled 9 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>954053
>What with my stubby legs and all. It just seems like too much work.
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Rolled 2 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>954053
We have a giant hyper durable egg and we weigh a more than a ton. Leaving just isn't feasible.
And the health benefits are well.It means the fat is going to better places then our stomach or waist making us look even fatter.


>Vampires as an option
As long as you curb the edge it'd be feasible I guess.
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>>954088
Honestly, just imagine the vampire version of Stojan. It would be a edgy catholic thing going on, I don't know honestly.

Allowing samefagging if anons can worry about their weight and more health benefits.
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Rolled 7 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>954105
>Though if I keep getting heavier I'm not sure the floor will be able to handle it.
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>>954105
I feel like hooking up with Ivanka might've been a bad thing. She wasn't a murderous psychopath to begin with but if she was catholic or something then she would probably have more morals. Also maybe selecting a different nationality instead of Poland. If it was Herman for example then we would probably have an excuse to be more edgy.
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Rolled 19 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>954053
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9+10=19

Minor Failure!
You worry how your weight could make the floor fall, and how it just seems not worth it with your stubby legs and how you weigh more then a ton.

You go to get the phone and begin to call a local Swedish doctor, when you hear the dinner bell...

There is delicious, delicious food coming...

You are tempted between calling your doctor about your "size problem." or eat some delicious food and put off the phone call...

To anons thinking why there's so many rolls for this, it's actually a really bad thing if a random doctor investigates your wife and that it could be bad, very bad.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to get tempted by the food! This is the last chance anons!

+3 if you can think about how food is more worth it then actually calling a doctor.
+2 if you can think lustful thoughts about Renexizious to distract you further.

Also... What exactly would a female Renexizious be like?
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Rolled 1 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>954156
Food is nutritious and important for a young Dragon like ourselves.
think about all the tumbles we'll get after we give birth


>Female Renexizious
No pls.
I don't want to think about it
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Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>954156
>Also... What exactly would a female Renexizious be like?
Personally I don't want to think about that and I'm just happy we avoided that a couple threads ago. Although if I had to guess, our character would probably more focused on adventuring and work related stuff since tumbling would be harder. Maybe some girl on girl action but I think that's a bit of a stretch.
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>>954165
>>954156
If we have a barbaric I'd like to use it now.
>>
Critical Failure!

You are tempted... But you should call an English doctor. You just... You just don't trust the Swedish doctors. You need a professional who can speak the Queen's English, for God's sake... Maybe someone important too. You decide to call a famous English doctor. Their word is as good as gold, and they're some of the most brilliant men out there.

...But... What about your weight? What if they hear their lovely and beautiful monarch ate people? Or prefers her half dragon form over her human form? Or enjoys slavery...

You begin to get worried... And for some reason, quite hungry.

>Use tommorow's barbaric on Liz and try to get her worried and hungry?
>Don't use barbaric!

I'm only letting this barbaric be used on another character because it's important.
>>
>>954207
>Use tommorow's barbaric on Liz and try to get her worried and hungry?
Oh shit I just remembered.

Sorry Dice Gods for forgetting your smut.
We will deliver it shortly
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>>954207
>Use tommorow's barbaric on Liz and try to get her worried and hungry?
>>
Your stomach growls a long pitch... You haven't eaten too much today...

Just a... Maybe you should sit down a little bit... You clearly are starving...

+3 if she can distract herself with lewd and lustful, and barbaric thoughts about Renexizious.
+2 if she can also think about how nice it will be once she's no longer pregnant.
+2 if she can worry about if England heard about her preferring not to be human and her eating slaves and people and how utterly barbaric it is +1 if Liz can admit they did taste good though and that a few extremely dangerous criminals and terrorists missing once in a while won't harm anyone
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>>954247
I meant roll me a 1d20. I thought I put it in, but nope apparently.
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Rolled 17 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>954247
fantasy of tumbling Ren on a battlefield in Dragon form mid battle
And once we aren't pregnant our stomach won't weigh a fucking ton.
Also if our people hear of our un-british behavior they'll be utterly appealed. Though I think eating a few terrorists and extremely dangerous criminals would be fine.
>>
Rolled 7 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>954247
Just wait until the egg is out and Ren returns. Then he and his musclar form will get to work his Liz's very large tracts of land.
>>
17+8=25

Good Success!

You fantasize a little about Renexizious... Oh... Sounds so good...
You can't wait until your pregnant and able to have Renexizious with you... God, you miss him...

You go back to eating and feasting like normal. You decide to spice up your meal and ask for a death row prisoner brought to you...
Your just a little curious about changing up your diet.

You also note the slaves stare a little at your... Tracks of land. Like having ripped pants and large tracks of land is weird or something... You just sigh and shake your head.

You are now Renexizious.

You wake up from your wonderful nap of dreaming about Liz...
You feel quite "in the mood" however... And you remember that you need to piss off Quoth with some good old tumbling.
Just uh, saying. You know.

Actions

>...Maybe say hi to Valkia? You are in the mood right now. Maybe you'll even get to tumble her...
>...You know... You wonder if your mom would be alright if you use a few of her female slaves...
>Try to think of things other then women. Your tumbling can come later.
>...The drow twins. Oh yeah.
>...You know, what if you raided a village? Village women don't look half bad, honestly...
>...You can't tumble just any woman. You need to think of a special kind of woman... Like a princess. And there is a king in this realm... He probably won't mind you tumbling his daughter.
>...You know, you should put your lust to great use. Make a mutagen for Valkia.
>Write-In
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>>954299

>...Maybe say hi to Valkia? You are in the mood right now. Maybe you'll even get to tumble her...
Time to deliver
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>>954299
>...Maybe say hi to Valkia? You are in the mood right now. Maybe you'll even get to tumble her...
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>>954299
>...You know, you should put your lust to great use. Make a mutagen for Valkia.
Make things more bearable if we tumble her in one of our larger forms which she likes
>>
You decide to say hi to Valkia...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to be seductive.

+2 if you an go to a form she'd like.
+2 if you can be seductive and lewd towards her.
+1 if you can think about what Valkia would like when you tumble her.
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Rolled 1 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>954325
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Rolled 5 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>954325
Half Dragon form.
>>954330
>TheRideNeverEnds.png
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Critical Failure!

Valkia declines your invitation to tumble, and you feel a little... Frustrated.
You are still in the mood, and you really just want some tumbling goddamn it.

You decide to go to lust pheromones.

Roll me a 1d20.
+3 if you can be seductive and forward towards her.
+2 if you can tell her why you need to procreate with her.
+1 if you can think of backup plans in case she doesn't want to procreate.
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Rolled 16 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>954363
Smack her ass.
And the reason she should is because who will carry on her research and help her when she's older.


And should this fail we can tumble one of mom's slaves.
It'd be doing a good deed because their living conditions would skyrocket immensely if they bear our child.
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You shift to your half dragon form and release some heavy lust pheromones... Your lovingly stroke her face, and begin to get undressed.

She doesn't protest... And accepts you tumbling her.

Roll me a 1d20+7 to tumble her.
+2 if you can think of kinky shit to do to her.
+2 if you can whisper sweet things into her ear.
Also, a +1 if you can think of annoying things while you tumble her so you can just get it all out and relax.
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Rolled 3 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>954469
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Rolled 2 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>954469
Whisper I love you in her ear.
>Annoying things.
The fucking dragon hunters.
Fuck those guys
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3+10=13

Failure!

You tumble her poorly. Your in the mood... But it just seems like she isn't. She doesn't enjoy herself, but does moan in pleasure.

She rests afterwards... You still aren't really satisifed though. You suspect she was virgin...Or maybe just lust pheromones make women crude at tumbling.
Either way, you feel like more.

Actions

>...Time to ask your mom for some slaves to tumble.
>...Try to get out of the mood. You've... Kind of tumbled.
>Try to get Valkia in the mood.
>...Drow sisters. Hell yeah. Go underground for them.
>...You know, maybe there's some female kobolds your mom could loan you.
>Write-In
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>>954489
>...Time to ask your mom for some slaves to tumble.
Doing our good deed for the lifetime
>>
>>954489
>...Try to get out of the mood. You've... Kind of tumbled.
Maybe see how Renexizia is doing
>>
You decide to get out of the mood by tumbling some of your mom's slaves...

You ask her, and she seems excited and pats you on the head. She also makes some cookies for you after your done tumbling.

She uh... She sends you more then one though. About four. Three humans, and one dwarf.

They all look a little malnurioushed and afraid... Even the dwarf. But your mom did choose some rather pretty looking women.

Roll me a 1d20+7 to tumble them.
+2 if you want to shapeshift to a stronger form besides dragonblood.
+1 if you can sweetly tell them that they won't be abused anymore.
Also, a final +2 if you can think of kinky things to do to them.
>>
Rolled 13 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>954512
Goliath form.
>It feels awkward saying it but it's probably true but if you got impregnated after this you most definitely won't be a slave anymore.

After this the Dice Gods might be appeased.
>>
Allowing a samefag if anons want to think of kinky things to do or to be sweet to them rather then harsh and cruel like your mom. (Which will also get you a +2 Relations bonus from Solaire if you can be nice to them)
>>
>>954512
>They all look a little malnurioushed and afraid... Even the dwarf

At least we keep our slaves well fed. Even if there's a good chance fo gpthem being eaten themselves.
>>
Rolled 13 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>954536
Give them soft headpats.
Warm smiles.
Soothe them a bit.


Also
>Female dwarves
Those exist?
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>>954540
Indeed they do. They're just very hard to distinguish from their male counterparts as they often times make up a small percentage, around 10, of the population and of that small group, many of them grow beards and choose to not shave them.
>>
Rolled 13 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>954536
Give the slaves a gentle caress
Maybe some necrotic healing for the odd injury they may have
>>954549
I thought they just reproduced through fission.
>>
13+10=23

Success!

You give them a good tumble in your goliath form... They seem to enjoy it and relax with you giving them soft headpats, warm smiles... And soothing words.

Solaire enjoys you taking care of women.
+2 to Relations

You finish tumbling them, and they relax next to you... The dwarf begrudgingly admits your decent at this as well.

Of course, now you have to get them out of here... They seem actually really hesitant to leave however.

Actions

>...Offer them food if they leave?
>Reassure them that you'll get your mom to take better care of them because they tumbled you?
>...Mention that they can always stay with you as concubines... But that they'll have to tumble whenever you feel like it.
>...You know... You should get to know them a little. Your just curious a little.
>Force them to leave.
>...Go get your mom's cookies. Just saying, they're delicious.
>Write-In
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>>954524
>>954540
>>954569
>Three 13's in a row
Did we just hit the jackpot?
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>>954574
>Reassure them that you'll get your mom to take better care of them because they tumbled you?
>>954576
It's extremely unlikely.
Bout .01% chance of happening.
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>>954574
>...Mention that they can always stay with you as concubines... But that they'll have to tumble whenever you feel like it.
Maybe as concubines since we would have too many to take care of but as servants. Servants who will get more meals then they do now.
>>
"...Listen... I like you all a lot. So... Maybe I'll see if you can stay with me as servants. You'll get fed more... But you'd have to tumble me whenever I want, ok?"

They seem perfectly fine with this, and all hug you. Except the dwarf, who begrudgingly hugs you.

"Thank you so much!" One has actually burst out into tears. Huh.

Well...
Time to see if your mom is willing to do that.

Additional +1 to Solaire's relations.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to convince your mom if they can stay with you. +3 if you can mention how many grandchildren she'd get out of the ordeal. +3 if you can mention that you'll get her some concubines on your next adventure.
Also, a +1 if you can thank her kindly and adorably for letting you tumble her slaves. And for the tasty cookies!
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Rolled 10 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>954607
>At least 4 more grandchildren are guaranteed in the near future maybe 6. And I'll make sure to stop and grab some concubines when I leave again.
>>
Rolled 8 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>954607
>Next time I'm out I'll get any type of servant and/or concubine you want. If it exists then I'll bag it and bring it back here.
>>
Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>954607
>>
16+11=27

Good Success!

"...Come on. At least four more grandchildren. Maybe even six. And I promise I'll get you some more concubines when I leave, ok?'

She smiles sweetly, and gives you a kiss on the forehead.

"Thanks Ren... Anyways, how are you enjoying your time here? I did particularly like how you enslaved those orcs... You know, threatening them with working for me..."

"...Erh... How did you..."

She pats you on the head.

"Oh, I saw you while I was flying and I decided to make sure you weren't in any trouble or anything."

"...Oh."

"Anyways... You should really be careful while you walk. You don't even look at the ground... What if you slip and fall and skid your knee all alone? It would hurt tremendously, my little hatchling... Oooh! I also found a suit of armor from a knight on sale!"

"...On sale?"

"Well, it's a hand-me-down from one of my concubines. I think you should wear it when you go out so you don't get hurt or anything, ok?"

"Mom..."

"I'm worried about you! Adventuring, getting into fights, meeting strangers... What if a stranger hurt you, Oh my Tiamat... I'd be so furious... Not to mention you go out alone for Tiamat's sake and without telling me where your going..."

She seems to be in one of her protective mother modes.

Actions

>...Mom, I don't need a plate of armor or anything. I'm perfectly fine.
>...Mom, I'm perfectly fine out there. You don't need to worry.
>If you want, I can tell the slaves to tell you that I'm going out.
>...If you want, I can take someone with me...
>...Hey, mom? Who's Tiamat anyways?
>...Mom, can you stop protecting me? I can protect myself just fine.
>Well, thanks for protecting me mom.
>...Hey, mom? Do you want to spend some time together?
>Write-In
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>>954694
>...Hey, mom? Who's Tiamat anyways?
>I also heard talk about bahamut and metallic dragons.
Lore dump time
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>>954694
>...Mom, I don't need a plate of armor or anything. I'm perfectly fine.
Oh shit. That knight armor reminded my of Cortez who we never told Karesteina about. We need to tell her before we leave which is probably after the egg is hatched which is in a couple days.
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"Hey, mom? Who's Tiamat anyways?"

"Well... Tiamat is the goddess of all chromatic dragons. Our kind, sweetie."

"Oh."

"Basically, Tiamat's brother is Bahamut. Who's the god of metallic dragons... Who are our mortal enemies."

"Oh."

"...Now, sweetie... Tiamat hates her brother because he's such a good prick... If you'll excuse my harsh language. Now, Tiamat still loves her brother a lot. Like most families. So you shouldn't hate a metallic dragon just because of their scales... Now, both of them hate each other because they both compete for the god Io's spot as the god of Magic... Which is a very powerful position."

"Oh."

"Now... Lots of mortals like Bahamut because he's a very compassionate, very kind, and very powerful. Giving money out to beggers who can't work, not even killing evil but simply just polymorphing them... And to the mortals, he's like a guardian and... Well, a compassionate father figure. His sister, Tiamat, is the Queen of Dragons. Now, always remember that. She's much more capitalistic, ruthless, and brutal, and wants the world to be ruled by us. Not the humans or metallic dragons. Now, I know she sounds harsh and evil, but she has our best intentions at heart. She doesn't give any handouts to would-be slaves, or dilly about trying to understand humans. She's a practical deity with honest and traditional values unlike Bahamut."

"Oh... Just hearing the sound of Bahamut annoys me."

"Good! Now, I understand since your from a different dimension that you aren't open to worshipping Tiamat, but you should at least give her an offering. She is watching over you after all, ok?"

"Mom..."

"Come on. If your lucky, maybe one day you'll even become one of her consorts." She pats you on the head happily.

"...So you want me to worship Tiamat?"

"Eventually so you get in her good graces. But it's fine if you don't... Just don't go off worshiping Bahamut, alright? And if your really interested in Bahamut and Tiamat, I can give you some books on it."

Actions

>I'll gladly read some books about Tiamat and Bahamut.
>I promise I won't worship Bahamut, ok?
>...Bahamut doesn't sound that bad. Why do we hate him?
>I'm not going to worship Tiamat, mom...
>...How powerful is Tiamat and Bahamut?
>Does Tiamat have any cults?
>...Do you like metallic dragons?
>Write-In
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>>954817
>I'll gladly read some books about Tiamat and Bahamut.
>I promise I won't worship Bahamut, ok?
After that let's mention Cortez
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>>954817
>If your lucky, maybe one day you'll even become one of her consorts.
That sounds like a horrifying and pleasant position at the same time. Like being a descendant of Ren's mom

>>954827
This
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>>954848
I'm kind of tempted to try but...No we already have a Pantheon we're trying to enter.
I'm fine with giving her a sacrifice or two occasionally because she's the god of chromatic Dragons but I don't want to dedicate to full on worship.
Being a consort to her without worshipping her would be nice.
I also wonder if we can have Jupiter patch us in to her.
>>
"I'll gladly read some books about them, mom. And I promise I won't worship Bahamut, ok?'

She smiles and pats you on the head.

"Good. I'd hate it if you became a worshiper of Bahamut. I'll tell you more about Tiamat, if you want too."

"Well... I mean... Do you know my grandchild, Cortez?"

"Cortez? Who's that?"

"He's a uh... Duke. Down in the valley."

"Really? Come on, let's go see him! Does he know your his father?"

"No?"

Her smile turns even sweeter and brighter.

"That's adorable! I always love the reveals. He'll be so shocked and confused... And your coming with me."

"I erh..."

"Your his father. You should spend time around him. It'll mean a lot to him... And since we're on topic..."

She sighs a bit.

"Maybe I'll even tell you where your grandfather is, alright?"

"Well..."

Actions

>Sure! That sounds nice!
>I mean, you can go without me...
>I wouldn't abandon my kid... Let's get going.
>Let's NOT rat him out to every one of his subjects, and instead go in our human forms?
>...Why don't you tell me more about Tiamat and Bahamut while we fly?
>Can I get on your back and read? Just saying.
>Write-In
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>>954882
>Let's NOT rat him out to every one of his subjects, and instead go in our human forms?
>>
>>954872
Jupiter will probably understand if we do something with her. We are in the universe of Tiamat and it's not like we're full on converting. Also from what I remember, the Romans themselves were somewhat agnostic and acknowledged every god and tried to respect all of them. Also maybe there could be a hint at a primordial Draconic-Latin relation

>>954882
>Let's NOT rat him out to every one of his subjects, and instead go in our human forms?
>>
"Let's not rat him out to all of his subjects, ok? Let's go in our human forms."

"Alright sweetie. Come on."

You walk down the mountain with your mom...

So uh... Should we actually worship Tiamat?

Well... No, not really...

She kinda is our "god" so to speak.

I won't worship false idols. Just saying... Even if she's an attractive dragon. Hopefully... And she kind of goes against what I believe. You know, helping the poor and downtrodden.

Actions

>...Well... Maybe we should talk to her?
>Let's read the book on her.
>Let's just go down the mountain, alright?
>Jupiter? Would you mind if I worshiped her a bit?
>I like her style. Maybe some worship.
>What are you Solaire, a socialist?
>...Well... I mean, I have nothing against giving money out to poor people and helping people. But she is kind of our god.
>...Why are you a Catholic anyways Solaire?
>I think we should worship her a little bit to make her satisified and mom happy.
>Sounds like a feminist... I'm nobody's consort, alright?
>We aren't full on converting to her, alright?
>Write-In
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>>954919
>Let's read the book on her.
>>
You decide you'll read a book on her.
But first, you need to get to Cortez's duchy.

Roll me a 1d20.

Also, do you want to talk to your mom at all about anything?
>>
Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>954945
Actually I want to talk to Jupiter
Get his opinion on this
>>
Hey, dad? Would you care if you worshiped Tiamat?

Well... I mean, it is your mother's god. I can't hold that against you and I think it's fine.

Oh... Thanks.

Just uh... Don't prioritize her over me. I need the worship, ok?

Got it.

You go down the mountain and see that it's beginning to turn to night. A full moon, if you would.
Your mother yawns.

"Are you tired mom?"

"Well... A little, frankly."

You aren't that far away from the duchy. About two hours or so.

Actions

>Come on mom. Let's set up camp. It's beginning to become night.
>We can make it mom. We'll be fine.
>...Why don't we talk a little?
>Write-In
>>
>>954978
Okay then I'm perfectly onboard for worshipping tiamat and Jupiter.
>Come on mom. Let's set up camp. It's beginning to become night.

Since it's a full moon my sense of aesthetics wants us to shapeshift into a werewolf.
Let's not though
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>>954978
>We can make it mom. We'll be fine.
>...Why don't we talk a little?

>A full moon
Thank God the only werewolves around these parts are the sciency kind and not mumbo jumbo magic ones that go full murder on nights like this.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

>mention a full moon
>suddenly anons think werewolves
>k senpai

Anyways... Rolling.

1=Go and talking to your mom!
2= Stay!
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"Yeah... Let's just set up camp, alright?"

"Right... I erh, don't know how. You'll have to do it."

"That's fine."

After an hour of setting up camp you get ready to go to sleep...

You wake up in the morning and prepare to go with your mom. It takes you a few hours, but eventually you make it to the duchy... It reminds you quite of Spain, even the women remind you of it.

You decide to try and find the palace, and your mom seems to be curious and asking people, tasting special foods (and not paying for it), and asking people about their clothes...

Basically, she's not focused at all and is rather curious about the women's dresses and how bright they are, or how the food is so spicy...

Great.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to get your mom back on task.
+3 if you can remind her of her grandson waiting.
+2 if you can get her attention by being adorable.
>>
Rolled 14 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>955018
>Mooom! We have family to see. Your grandson has never even seen any of his Draconic family before so the sooner the better.
>>
Rolled 5 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>955018
>Mother there is another grandchild for you to coddle. Would you allow a grandchild to go ignored?
>>
"Moooom! We have family to see! Your grandson has never even seen any of his draconic family so the sooner the better! Besides, you can coddle him! Would you let a grandchild be ignored?"

14+8=22

Success!

She sighs a bit.

"Well... Just give me a minute, ok? I'm just interested in their loot, ok?"

You wait one minute. Then five minutes. Then thirty. Your mom comes along, and you give her a glare. She sighs.

"I'm sorry, ok? Their dresses were beautiful..."

"It's fine... Let's just go see my son, ok?"

She nods and you go to the front door of the castle...

The guards at the drawbridge stop you.

"Excuse me, but do you have any reason to enter the castle? The Duke is in the middle of a meeting."

"Oh. Right."

Actions

>Shapeshift?
>I'm Duke Cortez's father, and I'm here with his grandmother to see him.
>...Come on, please? I've never seen my child before.
>...I'm here to bring a petition to him.
>Pheromones?
>...It will only take four minutes, alright?
>...Please let me in?
>Who is he in a meeting with?
>Can I be let in after the meeting?
>Write-In
>>
>>955057
>...Please let me in?

Time to put our charisma to the test.
>>
>>955057
>Here to discuss a private matter with Cortez. Regarding a important secret between me and him.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if the guard lets you by.

+3 if you can intimidate him or convince him that your here on important business.
+2 if you can foreshadow that Cortez is a half dragon or at least related to you.
>>
Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>955082
>>
Rolled 4 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>955082
>I have important business regarding the state of his immediate family. His mother wants me to bring this information to him at once regarding how family can appear at odd times. So odd that it could even be someone like me. Not that I make such a claim.
>>
Allowing samefagging if you can foreshadow at Cortez being a half dragon.
>>
Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>955104
>I know of condition that effects Duke Cortez. A condition that I too share.
>>
12+10=22

Success!

You talk to the guard about needing to do important business, and the guard hesitates, and lets you inside. He does search you first, and you go inside... You see a rather attractive woman with blond hair talking to a heavily armored and huge man on a throne, missing his left arm. He seems to be listening intently.

You see the armored man on the small throne look up at you, and look down to the woman...

You look up at your mom... And see that she recognizes that woman. After a bit, you see the woman strut down, looking rather attractive... And go up to you.

"Oh. Karestina. I see you've come here to see your grandchild."

"H-hi... Hi sis."

She laughs...

"Karestina. Such a human name. Who's this?"

"...He's my son. Renexizious."

The woman lowers herself to you, and gives you a rather condescending look.

"He looks adorable and weak... Like you, Karestina. You were always my favorite sister, you know."

"Y-yeah. Why don't you get going a bit?"

"Why would I leave my dear sister? You and I have plenty of catching up to do. I'll see you at the bar, alright?"

"Y-yeah."

"Maybe you won't be such a disappointment to your grandfather. You know, with your human loving. Did you get anyone new?"

"N-no."

The woman laughs, and pats her on the shoulder.

"I wouldn't have it any other way Karestina. Your horde still small?"

"I-I mean, yeah... I haven't really... You know. I've mostly been getting slaves."

"Oh, right. Karestina, the slave trader. Who can't even bargain worth a damn."

"I can bargain..."

"Please... I've seen your "diplomacy". Now, I'll see you later sister. I have things to do."

She condescendingly pats her on the head and walks off with a snicker. Your mom seems a little... Well... She seems a little ashamed.

Cortez seems wait for you to come up...

Actions

>...Maybe you should talk to your mom?
>Just make sure your mom knows you love her...
>Remind her that her grandson is in front of her.
>...She seems like a bitch, mom...
>Who was that mom?
>Go up to Cortez?
>Write-In
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>>955133
>Who was that mom?
>...She seems like a bitch, mom...
>Go up to Cortez?

Our aunt is talking aloooooot of shit.
She should really shut her mouth
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"Who was that mom?"

"That was your... Well, aunt. Aunt Kryatalia."

"She seems like a bitch."

"Don't say that about your aunt Renexizious. She may be a little... Unagreeable, but that gives you no right to use language like that."

"What, a swear word?"

"Who taught you that anyways, Renexizious?"

"...Humans?"

She sighs, and shakes her head.

"Let's just talk to my grandson, alright? Come along dear."

You go up to Cortez, who halts you.

"What do you want here?"

Actions

>I was hoping for a personal audience with you, Cortez.
>Hey son. I was wondering if you had time to talk.
>I think you and me, and her will want to talk in private then out here.
>...Why don't you have a left arm, Cortez?
>Bow before him?
>Why do you wear that thick armor?
>Write-In
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>>955181
>Hey son. I was wondering if you had time to talk.
>Why do you wear that thick armor?
Bowing before our son is a joke.
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"Hey son. I was wondering if you had time to talk."

He seems... Confused.

"...Son? As far as I know, I am not your son."

"Well, you are. Now, why do you wear that heavy armor?"

He seems...Confused. Probably from you just walking up and asking him questions.

"Yeah, I'm your dad. I can prove it too."

"...Really? I highly doubt that."
His voice even has a Spanish accent. Geez.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can convince him your his dad.

Additional +3 for proof.
+2 if you can get your mom to coddle him.
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Rolled 10 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>955222
>I met your mother Rosa traveling actually. Helped her out of a rough spot.
Try shapeshifting into a human sized Dragon form.
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Allowing samefagging for more proof. And if you can get your mom to coddle him.
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Rolled 11 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>955254
>Hey mom you should coddle him to. He deserves attention to. Also he might smile more.

I dislike this family reunion so much
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>>955267
Because of a bitchy aunt?
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>>955270
She called us weak and adorable.
I hate being underestimated.
I get the urge to beat their shit in
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Rolled 15 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>955270
Also she's being rude to our mother and that triggers the shit out of me.
>>955222
Also tell him about the doll or whatever we know he has.
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11+9=20

Minor Success!

"Well, I met your mother Rosa traveling, actually... Helped her out of a rough spot."

"...What's your name?"

"Renexizious."

He seems a... Well, a little shocked.

"...Really?"

"Yep."

"...Let's talk in the back then."

He gets off his throne and beckons for you to follow. You follow with your mom and tell her to coddle him.

She gladly agrees to it...

Eventually you get to a private room, and he closes the door. You also shapeshift to a human size dragon form.

"Wait... Your actually a dragon?"

"Yeah. I can get MUCH bigger then this, I assure you."

"I'm Cortez de Castela. Duke of the Western Sea, vassal of King Verdian. I am pleased to meet you."

He sticks his gauntlet out for a shake, and you do so...

"Come on, take that helmet off son. I want to see you what you look like."

"I mean... Are you really my dad? I don't really..."

"Come on... Also, I already know about the doll you talk to at night if you want any more proof."

He seems to be in disbelief.

"I can't believe you. I don't even know who you are, and why would you be here now of all times?"

"Well, dear... There's always a good time to meet my grandson, my name is Karestina!"

She kisses him on the helmet... And you see his eyes are... Wide in terror.

"You mean... Karestazinu? The dragon?"

"Is that what the mortals are calling me now? It's cute. Now, why don't you try talking in Draconic?"

"I can't speak draconic. That's..."

"It's inherit to nearly every draconic creature. Look. I'm doing it as we speak." You say in draconic.

"...How the... How the hell do I understand you?"

"Inherit, see?"

"...I don't even know how to pronounce half of those words."

"You'll learn. Now, what's with the terror at meeting your grandmother?"

"I mean... I've heard... I heard a lot of nighttime stories about how fucking terrifying you are. No offense."

"No swear words, please. But really, there's bedtime stories?"

"Yeah... Are they true?"

"All of them, really. Especially the one about concubines."

Your son seems a little afraid of your mom... And your mom hugs him.

"Come on. You should really let me see your beautiful and unique face, ok?"

"I-I... I'm related to you?"

He seems shocked... And a little terrified of her.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can get him to accept having her as his grandmother.
+3 if you can tell him that she's actually a really kind and nice person to people related to her.
+2 if you can encourage him to take of the helmet and be proud of him being a duke.
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Rolled 5 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>955341
>Trust me when I say she coddles her children and grandkids. If you're her grandkid so she'll coddle you... Alot..
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Allowing samefagging if you can tell him more about the positive experiences he'll be forced to have with his grandmother.
and why she's best mom
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Rolled 14 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>955358
>I'd also mention she is the best mother to ever exist. She's an amazing cook and a kind supportive parent and grandparent as well. You couldn't have a better grandmother
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This is a normal success anons. You can get a higher success if you want to samefag with the prerequisites from >>955358
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>>955378
I'll take my success.
It'll do.
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14+8=22

Success!

"Trust me when I say she coddles her children and grandkids. If your her grandkid or cihld, she'll coddle you. A lot. But she's the best mother to ever exist. She's an amazing cook, a kind and supportive parent, and a grandparent as well. You couldn't have a better grandmother."

"But sh-"

"She's your grandmother now. It doesn't matter what she does, and she'll always be there for you. Isn't that nice?"

"I mean... I guess?"

"Good... I'm also your dad. Who's the Emperor of Sweden, by the way."

"Oh... I have a question... Why didn't you see me when I was younger?"

"...I was busy, and I didn't even know you were born."

"I understand..."

The two of you awkwardly stand around while your mom begins to baby him.

You don't really know what to say to him, honestly.

Your mom decides to speak though.

"So... Cortez? How did you lose your left arm?"

"...My left arm? I erh, I'd rather not talk about it."

Your mom seems insistent on knowing why...

Actions

>Come on Cortez. I'm your dad. You can tell me why you don't have a left arm.
>...Is it new?
>...Let's talk about something else, ok?
>...So... Cortez? Do you have any girlfriends or anything?
>What have you been doing in your spare time?
>You should take off that plate armor. We're your family, you know.
>Write-In
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>>955411
>Come on Cortez. I'm your dad. You can tell me why you don't have a left arm.
Now we need to make another limb regrowing mutagen.
At this rate a healing factor mutagen might be useful
>>
"Come on Cortez. I'm your dad. You can tell me why you don't have a left arm."

Roll me a 1d20+6 to see if he tells you.
+2 if you can guess at what took it off. Autosuccess if you get it right.
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Rolled 4 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>955419
I'm betting draconus vulkaris.
Or he lost it in martial combat because he has a knight fetish.
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Rolled 15 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>955419
>>
4+8=12

Great Failure!

"I'd.. Well, I'd rather not say..."

"Oh."

"Right... Well, later then."

"Maybe."

"Yeah... So... What's your hobby?"

"...I mean, planning for world domination?"

"That's good. Great, even. What's your religion?"

"...I'm a Pelorian?"

Your mom slightly disapproves, but says nothing.

You just kind of stand awkwardly.

Actions.

>...Hey uh...Have any girlfriends or anything?
>You have any slaves?
>So... Mom? Why don't you spend some time with Cortez?
>...I uh, got to go. Sorry.
>...So your life goal is to conquer the world? Same...
>...If you want, me and your grandmother could help in your goal.
>...Do you have any... Normal hobbies?
>Do you have any friends?
>You seem... Very awkward, actually.
>Write-In
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>>955438
>You seem... Very awkward, actually.
>So... Mom? Why don't you spend some time with Cortez?
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"You seem very awkward, actually?"

"I mean... I try to be brave outside of here, I guess. I don't really know what I'm supposed to say though."

"Oh... Hey, mom? Why don't you spend time with Cortez?"

"Do you want to leave, Renexizious?" She whispers to you, slightly concerned.

Actions

>Well... I mean, I don't know what to do...
>...No?
>Well... I mean, sure...
>...I just wanted you to have a grandchild for you to coddle...
>I can hang out later, you know.
>I just was curious.
>Write-in
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>>955450
>Well... I mean, I don't know what to do... It's really awkward right now.
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"Well, I mean, I don't know what to do. It's really awkward right now."

"Well, this is your son, you should do something with him. It'll be cute."

"Mom..."

"What's the problem? He seems nice enough."

Your mom seems to disapprove of you leaving your child in her care.

Actions

>Try to convince your mom to let you leave?
>I mean... For god's sake, what am I supposed to do? He's an adult and I can't coddle him like you.
>Mom, please? You'd be doing me a favor and spending some time with your grandson.
>Sigh, and man up. You'll find a way to get your son to be less awkward.
>Fine, I guess I can come up with something...
>Write-In
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>>955464
>I mean... For god's sake, what am I supposed to do? He's an adult and I can't coddle him like you.
>Fine, I guess I can come up with something...
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>>955471
This.
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"I mean, for God's sake, what am I supposed to do? He's an adult and I can't coddle him like you."

"Technically you aren't an adult until you hit one-hundred years old, you know."

Geez. That seems... A long time away.

"I mean, I can come up with something."

Your mom seems very happy.
Your mom strongly approves of you spending time with your children.

"Good! The two of you should have fun together and get along. I'll see about making you some cookies, ok?"

You have also learned that your mom makes you things if you spend time with your kids. How sweet.

You look at the awkward Cortez. He clearly doesn't know how to talk to you, and it's evident that he's actually never had a "friend", let alone had anyone to talk to besides his mom.

Actions

>Try to think of something?
>So uh... Have a girlfriend?
>So... I heard you wanted to be a knight rather then a mage?
>...I honestly have no idea what to do.
>...You know what's great? Why don't we get your grandmother to read you a book? She has a habit to kidnap me too though.
>...So, kidnap any princesses or raid villages or have slaves?
>So... Your a Pelorian, eh?
>...Just awkwardly wait for your mom to get back?
>Write-In
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>>955484
>So... I heard you wanted to be a knight rather then a mage?
>So... Your a Pelorian, eh?
>>
"So, I heard you wanted to be a knight rather then a mage?"

"Yeah."

"...Well... Why?"

"...I mean, knights are cool. Besides, I have a lot of strength. Until I kind of... You know. Lost my arm. Now I can't even use a shield."

"I see... That's unfortunate. Why do you prefer being a knight?"

"It seems... You know. Natural. Traveling, slaying monsters... Yeah."

"Mind if I ask why your a Pelorian?"

"Well... I mean, he helps the crops and the common people, and he's my mom's god. He's a good and just god, in my opinion. My mom gives prayers to Bahamut, Moradin.. You know, all the good and neutral gods."

Actions

>What are you, a bumpkin? A noble worshiping a god of farming and the sun?
>Fair enough, I suppose.
>Really? You give sacrifice to Bahamut?
>Try to convince him to worship Tiamat?
>Try to convince him to worship Jupiter and the Roman Gods? He's very unlikely to due to never of hearing of them.
>Well... Just saying your grandfather might want you to be a viking. Like me and him. I'm less of a viking, I'm more of a roman/viking dragon.
>Write-In
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>>955498
>Really? You give sacrifice to Bahamut?
>>
"Really? You give sacrifice to Bahamut?"

"Well... Yeah? What's wrong with that?"

Actions

>Nothing, nothing.
>You shouldn't be worshiping him. Your a chromatic half-dragon!
>Aren't you internally disgusted at the very idea of Bahamut? Seriously...
>You'll grow out of it.
>For someone focused on world conquest, you do sound rather... Kind. I suppose, not to use harsher words.
>Why do you worship him?
>Your grandmother will be quite disappointed in you.
>I don't want you worshiping that filth...
>Write-in
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>>955508
>I... dislike bahamut... Actually hate would be a better word.
>Aren't you internally disgusted at the very idea of Bahamut?
>>
"I dislike Bahamut... Actually, hate would be a better word. Aren't you internally disgusted at the very idea of Bahamut?"

"I mean... Why are you? I think he's a compassionate god."

Do we really have to talk religion with our son?

Actions

>I hate him because he's a metal dragon, damn it.
>...I just think he's... Distasteful.
>He has no idea on a dragon's treasury... He gives money out to the poor for Jupiter's sake...
>He doesn't even let dragons take slaves...
>He's not a good role model for you.
>...You haven't grown up knowing just how superior to a human you are, aren't you?
>You should be woshipping Tiamat, damn it.
>...I don't know, actually. I just hate him.
>Because he's... He's just so undragon like!
>Write-In
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>>955516
>Multiple reasons. Some personal and some are just because he's rivals with the goddess of chromatic dragons.
>>
"Multiple reasons. Some are personal and others are just because he's rivals with the goddess of chromatic dragons."

"Alright. What's your personal reasons? I mean, I find it hard to hate a guy who's a nice guy and helps people."

He seems to be curious at what your personal reasons are.

>...I don't have any, actually.
>He's a borderline socialist?
>He's not the god of my race.
>...He's just... You know. Different.
>...I just dislike him.
>...My mom doesn't want me to worship him, alright?
>You need to toughen up... Honestly, just because they're nice doesn't mean they're someone you should worship. You should worship someone with actual power.
>Write-In
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>>955526
>Firstly the thought of giving away my horde is outright rejected for me.
>Also he just comes off as a moralfags to me.

Overly nice people annoy me.
>>
"First... The thought of just giving away my horde is just... It's horrible to think about. He just comes off as a moral fagot who annoys the piss out of me."

Your son just seems kind of confused.

"...I mean, he doesn't exactly ask you for money or anything. He just wants you to do the right thing. I don't see how that's really hard."

You sigh, and shake your head.

"People who are too nice are either faking it or are naive idiots."

"...I don't think Bahamut's faking it or is stupid... And there's nothing wrong with being nice. I mean, I try my best and it works out for me. I don't think you should just dislike Bahamut just because he asks you to give a tiny sum of money to the less fortunate..."

You just sigh, disappointed at your son worshiping or at least paying tribute to Bahamut.

-5 to Relations with Cortez.

"...Let's talk about something other then religion."

What's really pissing you off is that your son is paying tribute to that piss stain of a god. Why can't we worship a real god like Tiamat or Jupiter?

And for fuck's sake, can he stop being awkward?

Actions

>...Yeah. Let's talk about something else.
>You should really consider a change in religions...
>I'll get Rosa to stop you somehow...
>Try to get him to worship Tiamat?
>I'm just saying the truth.
>Try to guilt trip him with a "son I am disappoint"
>Your probably one of those half-dragons who don't even enslave villages... Please tell me you have a single slave...
>You remind me of Revenaris... Just more awkward and less seeking of fatherly approval.
>Just shake your head in disapproval.
>Write-In
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>>955538
>...Yeah. Let's talk about something else.
Jupiter doesn't tell us how to be morally.
That's nice.
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>>953871
>>953871
I know it's probably a little late to be replying to this post, but fuck it. QM, I've been in this thread since part 3, when we ate the king of Sweden. I'm a lurker, not a poster. I've been pissed off when anons try to turn it into European Degenerate Quest, and I've enjoyed getting to know the characters as people rather than "NPC #38572 who's useful for Science". I also like just reading about the big dragon who starts out his day with 12 fucks and ends his day with those same 12 fucks. I like your quest QM, and there's probably other lurkers in here who read it too.
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>>955544
Thanks for that anon. It means a lot.

I mean, I know in some parts we tend to get a little degenerate and I think just because of the fact it's 4chan that it just... Well, happens. Also, it means a lot for someone to read my piece of shit writing and think it's cool, since I always thought of myself as a shitty writer.

Anyways, your comment is really appreciated... Would you care if I ask why you lurk rather then post?
>>
"Let's talk about something else, alright?"

"Yeah... What did you have in mind?"

Actions

>...Well... Any hobbies?
>Got any friends?
>So, you want to conquer the world?
>Take off your helmet. I want to see my kid's face, alright?
>So... How's ruling the duchy going?
>Fuck, you don't really know what to say. Wait for your mom?
>Write-In
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>>955571
>...Well... Any hobbies?
>Got any friends?
I need to go to sleep.
G'night OP.
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>>955576
This.
>>
Anyways anons, since we're kind of on personal reflections...

What do you think is my best character I've written (as in like the best), and what character do you hate the most?

What part about Renexizious do you like or dislike? Do you like him as a character who's a lustful genius who loves him mom and tends to fuck around a lot?

Do anons get annoyed at Renexizious's lust for women and want for wives?

And on a scale of 1-10, what would you rate Renexizious as a father figure and why?

Also, what character do you want to see given more screen time?

Do you think my quest should just die in a fire or continue on going?

Oh... And do anons like the writefag bonuses I give?

When will someone ever do artwork of Renexizious like a drawfag? Will my personal dream of someone being able to draw my characters make me happy?
pro-tip, if you can draw any of my characters, I am now the happiest man on earth.

And finally...

Why the fuck does anyone follow this quest?

Also, feel free to yell why I'm a piece of shit or what I suck at. I mean, think of it as feedback to me.

Anyways, I'm passing out since it's 1PM in the afternoon. Answering any of these helps my quest since I'm curious what anons like.
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>>955593
I meant 1AM in the morning.
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>>955563

I agree that a lot of the degeneracy is just 4chan being 4chan, it's the community, and I accept that. It's just sometimes it goes a little overboard for my tastes, such as wasting valuable mutation points to improve Elizabeth's now-continental tracts of land far past the point of usefulness and approaching ecchi levels of impracticality. And trying to tumble women who've made it painfully clear they don't want that D, like Costanza. But my tastes are my tastes, and I'm not going to rain on anon's parades by jumping on their tastes.

As for why I prefer to lurk over post, it's mostly personality. It was beaten into me for years that if you don't have anything to contribute, then shut up, and that one or two lines of dialog isn't a contribution.
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>>955604
Fuck, can't get any sleep.

Anyways, the mutation points thing should be minor now and barely touched upon as I'm putting limits on it.

Also, to be completely honest... It's hard to argue with bigger boobs for a wife. So it's hard for me to argue against it to be honest.

But anyways, always feel free to contribute or tell the anons they have shit taste.
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>>955593
And because I cannot edit my previous post to include answers to this one, and it appears I'm talkative tonight, I'll give my opinions on your questions.

>What do you think is my best character I've written (as in like the best), and what character do you hate the most?
Outside of Ren? It's a tie between Liz, Lorriana and Frankizka, mostly because they've gotten the lion's share of character development. They don't agree with each other on anything outside of loving Ren, and each is good at different things. I'd love to see more rolls with them giving bonuses for assisting in things like statecraft, alchemy, science and spycraft. As far as dislike goes, that's probably a firm Renexizia. She's gotten a little better, but at the core of things, she's wantonly destructive and brings nothing but headaches and massive bills. She's salvageable, but it seems there's a fair amount of anons that want to let her get away with her antics.

>What part about Renexizious do you like or dislike? Do you like him as a character who's a lustful genius who loves him mom and tends to fuck around a lot?
The part about Ren I like the best is the genius scientist that explores strange new worlds and brings back new discoveries and technologies to make his domains and lands more prosperous with a little experimentation. And that he's not afraid to get his claws dirty and piss off other people/governments trying to assert authority over him.
As far as dislikes go, again, personal taste here, but I think the need to tumble everything remotely female could be tuned down a bit, or at least handled more expediently.

>Do anons get annoyed at Renexizious's lust for women and want for wives?
Yes. Lay-them-and-leave-them concubines are one thing, I understand the need for grandkids to appease Best Mom and the desire to make Earth kneel before its rainbow of dragon overlords. But the urge to make waifus of everything is just...overbearing, it seems like we go to new lands to make conquests of their women more than anything else.

>And on a scale of 1-10, what would you rate Renexizious as a father figure and why?
3. He's there when he feels like it, does things with them once in a while if they approach him about it first, and I get the feeling if they asked him for money to work on projects, he'd just give it to them instead of trying to help them with the project.

>Also, what character do you want to see given more screen time?
Lorriana, she's a metallic dragon with a great brain for science and improving things we've already made. I feel she's under-used with how hard and how often we go for scientific pursuits.

>Do you think my quest should just die in a fire or continue on going?
Keep going! Your writing has improved since you started.

>Oh... And do anons like the writefag bonuses I give?
It's nice to see some way of checking the fickleness of Dice Gods with creativity.
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>>955622
Fair enough. I'll see about getting Lorriana some time, anons barely even talk to her let alone even think about her. Or even take the plot hook when I throw it. But meh.

From a QM standpoint by the way, with the waifus, it gives me more characters the players care about, therefor I cannot argue against it because I am in favor of character development and I have a bias.

Also, I fucking love how Best Mom is a lovable character and that makes me happy making a character that's lovable. Besides Blondi, the Khornate juggernaut.

It does strike me a bit odd that anons use Blondi more like a pet then a war machine... But I mean, fair enough.
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>>955631
Well, maybe some of the more sideline characters could be made more valuable in the eyes of anons for certain activities by finding what they're good at and giving an ability that acts to cover us in case of nat 1s?

For example, since Lorriana is good at science, if we bring her with us to do research with the idea of two heads (four heads?) are better than one, if we roll a nat one on a roll, we could use Lorriana's expertise in the area (once a day) and reroll using her science score instead of Barbaric. That would incentivize us to bring more people with us when doing things, and the conversations that could happen alongside the main activity.

Also I do love Best Mom and Best Doggo. But isn't Blondi only a war machine in Warhammer world? I thought Khorne's influence in ours wasn't strong enough to keep him as anything more than a puppy?
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>>955638
I know, but in the warhammer dimension anons didn't even let him kill anyone when fighting Bretonnia, they literally just had him act adorable to get past the soldiers.

And I think Blondi pleased Khorne enough where he's the size of a german shepard now... But can go back to a puppy form. (due to bullshit reasons, mostly because I find it oddly adorable)

But I'll take your suggestion. Not too sure about the once per day thing (in Civ mode, mind you. I'd be fine with it out of it, and in civ mode Lorriana gives you a bonus).
But I'll totally look into this, thanks anon.

But anyways, if you have any questions feel free to ask. It's 3 AM and I should be getting some sleep, but I'm fucking watching Sausage Party.

By the way, I assume that everyone despises their aunt already for being a bitch to their mom?
Oh, and finally, what does the reward Best Son go to?
>>
Gonna give a quick update before I pass out.

"Well... Do you have any hobbies?"

"I mean, I'm planning for my world conquest, and practicing with melee weapons and axe, that sort of thing."

You nod your head. It seems like his hobbies are rather, you know... Few and far between.

"So, got any friends?"

"I erh... My mom wouldn't let me go out to make any. So no.'"

"So uh... I mean... I don't really know how to react. I mean, I always suspected, I mean... I never actually thought about what I'd say if I did meet you."

"I see..."

"I mean, yeah... This is just weird for me."

Your mom knocks on the door, and brings in some steaming hot cookies. Delicious.

You begin to eat them while your mom coddles with Cortez who seems... Well, quite confused. She also gives you a kiss for talking to your son...

What do anons?

>Ask your mom if you can go?
>Slip away while she's with your son!
>...Try to ask your son a question?
>...Tell your mom to stop coddling him.
>...Mention that she should probably read him a bedtime book or something.
>Write-In
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>>955651
>Ask your mom if you can go?
We should ask Rosa about Cortez's arm.

>>955622
I agree with a lot of this. Ecspecially the part about waifus. Jasmine is a good example since we were originally going to investigate something but then we just said fuck that "muh Japanese waifu".

Also the part about Renexizia. I think other anon's want to make her into a destructive brat like when they made her kill all those Lizardmen hatchling by chucking a vial that just screamed Chaos into a hatchery.
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>>955651
>Ask your mom if you can go?
>>955721
Do you think Draconia firms is tied to our religion?
I think the leader may be the same as the head of our dragon cult.
Which also maybe why there are sons av renexizious in the group.
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>>955593
Liz, frankizka, karesteina.

>What part about Renexizious do you like or dislike.
I enjoy his character mostly
>Do anons get annoyed at Renexizious's lust for women and want for wives?
Tone it back a bit.
A bit would be nice.
>And on a scale of 1-10, what would you rate Renexizious as a father figure and why?
What this anon said >>955622
>Also, what character do you want to see given more screen time?
Our children (all of them) and Hans..
>Do you think my quest should just die in a fire or continue on going?
No keep going if you can. Write on.
>Oh... And do anons like the writefag bonuses I give?
It's challenging but worthwhile I think.
>Why the fuck does anyone follow this quest?
The characters to be perfectly honest.
If we could I'd enjoy if we could take a few month break from ruling to adventure with as much of our family as we could in the D&D verse.
It sounds nice.
>>
Alright, nice. Thanks for the feedback.

"Hey, mom? Can I just uh, get going?"

Your mom shakes her head in disappointment.

"...Why do you want to leave your child so badly? You barely even know him."

She also seems to be getting annoyed.

Actions

>...Please mom?
>I just think you got this in the bag.
>He's a fully grown adult. He doesn't need his dad.
>...Mom... This is extremely and painfully awkward.
>...He just worships Bahamut mom...
>I'll spend plenty of time with him, ok?
>Write-in
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>>956238
>...Mom... This is extremely and painfully awkward.
>I'll spend plenty of time with him, ok?
>Write-in
"His mother and I have a deal where he might end up visiting me, for example if the draconus valkarius or whatever catch wind of his nature. Or if he wants to."
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>>956238
>...Mom... This is extremely and painfully awkward.
>I'll spend plenty of time with him, ok?
So guys should we start taking over this dimension as well?
If so we need to plan how we'll run it in tandem with the other dimensions.
Also I think an empire here might be good for our economy.
Or I might be wrong.
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"Mom, this is extremely and painfully awkward... But I'll spend plenty of time with him, ok?"

She gives you a raised and slightly suspicious eyebrow.

"Do you promise to spend time with him later? I don't want his father to flake out on him, Your more responsible and smarter then that."

Actions

>I mean... I promise I'll spend time with him later, ok?
>I promsie. (Lie)
>...I mean... Maybe?
>Sorry, but I can't promise that...
>Write-In
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>>956270
>I mean... I promise I'll spend time with him later, ok?

>Ren
>Responsible
It's adorable that she thinks that.
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>>956270
>I mean... I promise I'll spend time with him later, ok?

Another thing that could probably help this quest and might be a reason my it's mostly just the 2 of us is that it reaches the bump limit fairly quick. By the time it reaches page 4, it might be a good idea to start a new thread if possible.
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"I mean, I promise I'll spend time with him later, ok?"

"You better, alright? Now, if you don't want to spend time with your adorable son, you can leave if you want. We'll talk about this when we get home."

She seems to be slightly concerned.

"He's just really awkward mom..."

"Then say something. He's your son. Try to get him to be less awkward if you don't like it. But if you don't want to spend time with him and your mother, you can just walk away. Besides, imagine how he must feel. He's like an extremely confused child, and for you to walk out..." She shakes her head, and lets out a slight disappointed sigh.

Yeah. Your mom doesn't really like the fact your choosing to leave. She's even concerned...

Actions

>...I already promised I'd spend time with him mom.
>I'll see you later, ok mom?
>Tell your son goodbye?
>...Sigh, and suck it up. Your mom may be letting you leave, but she won't like it. Just stay here.
>Hey, you said it yourself. I'm responsible, aren't I?
>...Mom, stop trying to guilt trip me.
>I spend plenty of time with my kids at home.
>Write-in
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>>955593

>What do you think is my best character I've written (as in like the best), and what character do you hate the most?
I like our awkwardly social werewolf for the damn awesome awkward situations he provokes: I know what I'll read, nowhere did I read it before.
I dislike the jewish banker for he is the only character to have no personality. I am for personal opinion very non-/pol/, but for creative writing I'm kind stereotypal characters as long as they are not flat.
>What part about Renexizious do you like or dislike? Do you like him as a character who's a lustful genius who loves him mom and tends to fuck around a lot?
I like Ren who invents, conquers, tries to father awkwardly. I'd like him to spend more time uniting and synergyzing his crew. The mom dynamic brings humility to this giant overpowered monster, that's funny. Ren acts as a dragon because he is born a dragon, but he has a lot more influence that makes him take unexpected and thrilling directions.
>Do anons get annoyed at Renexizious's lust for women and want for wives?
He is more mature than at the beginning and he should less play the unsatisfied Don Juan, he has enough concubines to drown his mother under grandchildrens. Tumbling the princess of England on first date, flirting with a vampire with all that it implies, yeah! Raping one more commoner with the pheromones, way less exciting, where is the challenge?
>And on a scale of 1-10, what would you rate Renexizious as a father figure and why?
2 going to 3. But I have missed parts, cf infra.
>Also, what character do you want to see given more screen time?
More time with the Children!
>Do you think my quest should just die in a fire or continue on going?
Continue goddamit. I followed you from the first thread to the NED then EDQ contamination by immature edgygoblins, which made me quit /qst/ for months because of disappointment. Now I'm back and I see you did not surrender to this and I am impressed. Thank you for your investment sincd the beginning, and thank you per advance for EQD's future development!
>Oh... And do anons like the writefag bonuses I give?
You writting is creative, pleasant to read and full of unexpected options, enabling from time to time awesome plot-fuelling fun derailings. And bonus are a really nice addition.
>When will someone ever do artwork of Renexizious like a drawfag? Will my personal dream of someone being able to draw my characters make me happy?
I'm waiting too for that since the beginning goddamit.
>pro-tip, if you can draw any of my characters, I am now the happiest man on earth.
>And finally...
>Why the fuck does anyone follow this quest?
>Also, feel free to yell why I'm a piece of shit or what I suck at. I mean, think of it as feedback to me.
Your quest entertains me, the unexpected directions it takes fuel my thrist of novelty, the characters are great, your writting is good.
Happy to be back lurking at this. It is the best quest around here.
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>>956301
>Mom I need to get some things. I'll be back soon okay. I need to get things for me and my son.
I want to take a quick trip back home.
I want too....
Prepare
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>>956301
>...I already promised I'd spend time with him mom.
>Tell your son goodbye?
We'll be right back. I just want to see his mother real quick to talk about something regarding Cortez.
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>>956306
Thanks anons.

By the way, the jewish banker I just meant for comedic value.
By the way, I completely forgot... When was the edgelords around anyways?

Nice to see that socially awkward giant werewolf is a creative thing too.

"Mom, I'll be back soon. I just need to get some things for me and my son, ok?"

She nods her head and begins to baby Cortez.

You leave and begin to fly home...

Where are you flying to anyways?

>Sweden!
>Your mom's lair!
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>>956334
>Sweden!
Get some gins
Mutagens
Talk to Rosa
Check on the regent.
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>>956334
Is Rosa here or still in Sweden? If the latter then I'll vote to go to Sweden.

Also Temiar Goldstein is the nest character you've come up with
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>>956338
What do you mean by gins? Do you mean the drink?

You fly to Sweden...

The portal however, isn't exactly open.
Oh, right. You need to do some evil shit in order for it to open.

Shit.

Actions

>...Not worth it. Fly back home.
>...Think of evil shit to do?
>Well, time to set a few villages on fire...
>This is easy, enslave some people for your mom. That right there is evil.
>Well, time to come on home with plenty of slaves. Enslave a few villages.
>Write-In
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>>956347
I meant guns.
>Well, time to set a few villages on fire...
We can eat people and get closer to our milestone
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>>956347
>Well, time to set a few villages on fire...
>>
Roll me a 1d20+6 for burning down villages.

+2 if you can be creative in destroying villages.
+2 for fire puns.

Also, +5 to Relations with Solaire if you can spare the women and children.
+2 to relations with Solaire if you can also give the villages a list of "slights" they've done against you and your family. This also gives you a +1 bonus.
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>>956334

Of course our dragon's best bro is a massive creative drive. It's like a fandom bomb you drop somewhere, and shenanigan ensues!

>By the way, I completely forgot... When was the edgelords around anyways?
Around the moment we met Khorne and took his mark. Globally.
>>
Rolled 19 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>956359
Sure we can spare the women and children.
The men are getting nommed or roasted though.
>I'd make a pun about fire but I'm just burnt out.
>>
Rolled 16 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>956359
We really need to make those portals more efficient. Just imagine if we could open and close them at our will. If we had empire that spanned both multiple dimensions then we would control all travel between them. Like the God-Emperor.
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>>956359
dice+1d20+6

Use fire whips to grab and throw in the air the men, saying: "Hey, don't catch a cold up there!"

Be passive-aggressive about the fact they did pray against his mom to Bahamut, which is not nice.
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>>956368
Then we need to start trying to study them.
And theotech as I always want that.
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>>956370
It goes in the options field anon.
>>
Rolled 13 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>956370
Oops
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>>956371
I think Qouth might be able to help us with the portals. Work at least we need to study and research them ourselves and try to find out who or what made them
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>>956378
Now watch as the portals are powered by draconic magic.
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>>956380
The fact that it takes evil shit to open them makes me think that they're made by some Malevolent God.
>>
19+8=27

Good Success!

You spare the women and children and put them to the side as you eat and kill and roast their fathers and husbands.
You gotta admit, burning down villages is quite fun. And they deserve it too for not worshipping your mom, but that silly and inappropriate Bahamut.
You then teach the children and women to always respect their betters, to properly worship Tiamat and your mom and you, and give the children headpats.

After a few hours of doing this, you think you've killed a fair... Oh, five hundred humans, and fly back to the portal which is now open.

You fly through the portal and begin to go home... You land outside of your palace...

You run into your chief servant who tells you that your son Revenaris is visiting your wife Elizabeth... Huh.

Actions

>Say hi to Revenaris?
>Go check on Elizabeth to make sure she isn't still crying?
>Go make or get some mutagens!
>Check on your regent?
>Visit Claw?
>...Go see Rosa?
>Write-In
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>>956387
>Say hi to Revenaris?
>Go check on Elizabeth to make sure she isn't still crying?
>>
>>956387
>...Go see Rosa?
If we check up on Elizabeth we're going to get bogged down and probably derailed.
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>>956391
I'll do my best to avoid that.

You go to say hi to Revenaris, and you find him sleeping with his mom... And...
Goddamn it, Elizabeth is reading him a bedtime story.
You resolve to after this see Rosa. That's the prime directive after this meet up.

Revenaris looks up at you, and sees that you are... Slightly confused. Why the fuck is Elizabeth reading him a bedtime story?

"I can uh, explain." He says.

"...Elizabeth? Why are you reading him a bedtime story?"

Liz looks up. She still seems a little upset.

"I erh... Well... Renexizia wanted one, and next thing I knew Revenaris liked it...

You notice that... Elizabeth's breasts are... Well, very distracting and large... You can't help but get the feeling of wanting to grope them.

"...I don't see Renexizia in here."

"She's ruling.. And besides, I barely spend time with Revenaris."

She gives Revenaris a headpat.

"He's so adorable, and very kind, you know."

"I mean, I came as soon as I heard you were upset mom."

Elizabeth smiles kindly.

"Anyways dear, did you want something?"

Revenaris seems to be quite comfy. But clearly is embarrassed. Liz seems to...
God, those magnificent breasts...

You stare for a few minutes before shaking yourself out of it.

What do?

>Revenaris, your a full-grown adult. You shouldn't be getting read bedtime stories. That's... That's highly embarrassing.
>...Give Revenaris a look of understanding. You too like bedtime stories from your mother.
>Revenaris, why the hell are you so embarrassed?
>Give Revenaris a look of disappointment.
>...I uh... Liz? I notice your assets are... Big.
>Just sigh, and go to see Rosa.
>Write-In
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>>956410
>...Give Revenaris a look of understanding. You too like bedtime stories from your mother.
>Go see Rosa
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>>>956410
>>...Give Revenaris a look of understanding. You too like bedtime stories from your mother.
>>Go see Rosa
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>>956410
>...Give Revenaris a look of understanding. You too like bedtime stories from your mother.

If anything Revenaris has more reason to do this then Ren does since Liz is in frail emotional state. We just do it because its suppose to be cute.
>>
You give Revenaris a look of understanding.

"Anyways... I love both of you, ok?"

You go over and kiss Elizabeth, looking at her boobs just a little.

"Hey, uh, dad?"

"Yeah?"

"I was... Well, I just wanted to thank you for your advice from earlier with the women. It means a lot."

"No problem."

"Yeah... I also painted something for you. It's by your throne."

You smile.

"Thanks, son."

"Oh, dear?" Elizabeth speaks up.

"What?"

"I was curious where you've been for the past few days."

Actions

>...Well... I kind of need to get going, sorry.
>I've been with my mom.
>Did Revenaris want to come along?
>Well... I've mostly just be raiding and sacking villages, to be perfectly honest.
>...Why don't we talk later?
>Write-In

Just curious anons, what do you want to talk to Rosa about?

>>956418
Thanks for participating anon. I'm happy with three anons posting.
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>>956424
>I've been with my mom.
Rens gonna get distracted way more often when he talks to Liz isn't he.
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>>956424
Oh, also...

+7 to relations with Revenaris.

You sense Revenaris greatly loves spending time with family. Even over trivial things.

>>956427
Wouldn't you?
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>>956424
>I've been with my mom.
>Trying to take care of some stuff in her world
I mostly want to know why Cortez is missing an arm. It's easier just to talk to Rosa since he doesn't want to reveal to us.
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>>956430
Probably would.
>>
"Well, I've been with my mom, trying to take care of some stuff in her world."

"Oh, that's rather sweet of you... Oh, by the way... I was curious if you wanted Revenaris to go with you."

Revenaris perks up.

"Wait, really?"

"Erh..."

"It would be good father son bonding. And be adorable... I can just get Maria and read stories to her."

Revenaris seems excited and hopeful, looking at you...

Actions

>...Sorry, but uh, I don't think he'd like it there.
>How about next time?
>...Sure. That sounds like fun.
>...Well Revenaris... I'm not too sure..
>I erh... I'm kind of busy...
>Write-In
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>>956442
>...Sure. That sounds like fun.
>WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong.png
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>>956442
"It will be interesting, as it is very different from here. I will organize this trip, son."
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>>956442
>...Sure. That sounds like fun.
If he wants then let him come with.
>>
"Sure. That sounds like fun."

Revenaris seems quite happy.

+10 to relations with Revenaris.

"Thanks dad! I'm ready to go when you are."

You nod your head, and pat him on his head.

"I'll get you when it's time to go, ok?"[/re]d

He nods, and you leave to find Rosa... Which you do, reading a book about science...

"Hey Rosa."

"Oh, Renexizious..."

"I was meaning to ask you a few questions about your son."

"Well, go ahead."

"First... Why is he missing his left arm?"

"Oh... I erh... Are you sure you want to know?"

"Well, yes."

"Well... From what I hear and scryed, a few months ago while he was going to a certain cave, he ran into two werewolves... One of which, bited him on the arm."

"...He got bit by a werewolf?"

"Well, from what I hear, it didn't even penetrate his scales... But apparently it did. He began to grow slight fur and sharp scales on his left arm, so I heard that he had it amputated so he wouldn't become a werewolf."

"Oh... Did it erh... Work?"

"...Honestly, I'm not sure. But it would be unlikely for it to actually work... There were a few curious things about these werewolves however..."

Actions

>...Shit... So your telling me he may have lycanthropy?
>...How long ago was this?
>...Well, time to go to the laboratory...
>So, tell me... Is he going to have to go out on full moons and eat people or something? What exactly are the specifics.
>...Are all my kids turning into furries?
>...So werewolves can actually infect dragons?
>Tell me what you know.
>Write-In
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>>956456
>Tell me what you know.
>...Well, time to go to the laboratory...
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>>956456
>...Well, time to go to the laboratory...

Wait a minute. He was attacked by Leopold who is a underling of Stojan. Wasn't this before we got the pack upgrade that made it so average werewolves couldn't infect people?
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>>956456
"Tell me what you know"
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>>956461
I am NOT pressing the retcon button, I swear to God, because I have prepared too fucking long for this just for me to forget about a minor fucking thing.

"Well, tell me what you know."

"From the slight bite mark, it actually didn't seem to be... Well, you know. A disease. But suddenly, a month or two later, it sparked suddenly. I think it was dormant... It wasn't deep enough to transform him instantly, and it was mostly skin irritation."

"I see... So something caused the lycanthropy to just suddenly reveal itself?"

"I think, yes. What caused it, I'm not too sure about."

Fuck.

"...So, he's a possible werewolf?"

"Yes... The strange thing about these werewolves however, was that they weren't exactly... Feral. They were natural, I think. A couple, if you will."

"...I see."

"I was wondering if you knew a way to cure it. I can't believe I forgot."

"Well... I'm going to the laboratory."

You aren't exactly sure how to cure lycanthropy... Mostly because he might have a different strain then your werewolves...
So now you have to go to a different dimension and get a werewolf to experiment on. Great...

Actions.

>...Well... Shit. Maybe you can get Cortez to let you evaluate him?
>...Get Claw. He's close enough.
>What was so strange about these werewolves?
>You can just go into the city and find a werewolf or something. Should be easy enough.
>Write-In
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>>956483
>...Well... Shit. Maybe you can get Cortez to let you evaluate him?
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>>956483
Maybe we can just make a Draconic mutagen that overpowers the Lycanthropy and makes it so that this doesn't happen. Cause ya know science
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>>956483
> Take a sample of Claw's blood, a sample of Cortez's blood, compare, try to gibf the werewolves who attacked Cortez, take sample, analyze, conclude.
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>>956492
What about a antimutagen?
Lycanthropy basically a viral mutagen.
So make an antimutagen to negate it
>>
You sigh... Maybe you can get Cortez to let you evaluate him. You also decide to get a sample of Claw's blood.
After you eat though.

You leave for a minute and get some lunch... And you see Claw coming up to you for some reason.

"Hey uh, Ren?"

"...What?"

"I was kinda wondering something."

"What?"

"Well... Uh... I was curious if you wanted to play some tabletop 40k with me. Just for like, you know. Thirty minutes. Tops." He says this all painfully awkwardly while rubbing the back of his head..

"...I'm kind of busy?"

You do need his blood...

Actions

>Well, since your here... Can I have some of your blood?
>...No, sorry. Maybe when I get back.
>I'm not playing your autistic games.
>...How about I give you a special computer that plays the game you like so much? What was it... World of Reichscraft?
>I mean, I guess.
>Sure.
>...Give me some of your blood, and sure.
>Write-In
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>>956513
>...How about I give you a special computer that plays the game you like so much? What was it... World of Reichscraft?
>Oh and I need your blood for something.
>>
>>956513
>...Give me some of your blood, and sure.

>>956511
Let me lay down my plan
>Make a Draconic mutagen
>Get a sample of Lycanthrope DNA or tissue
>Make it so that the Draconic cells kill the Lycanthrope cells
>Inject Cortez with this
>Watch as the Draconic cells beat the crap out Lycanthrope cells
>Tumble Liz as a victory lap

It's full proof I tell ya
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>>>956513
>>...How about I give you a special computer that plays the game you like so much? What was it... World of Reichscraft?
>> you just have to give me some blood. For science.
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>>956527
Why not make a powerful weredragon form, without the psychic awkward modifications it ensues?
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>>956527
Mutagens I want.
>Another racial mutagen
I already have an idea for that one
>Intelligence boosting mutagen
To help us with science.
>And curing lycanthropy
For our son
>>
"Well, give me some of your blood... And I'll give you a computer that will let you play World of Reichscraft."

"Really? Sure!"

You get out a syringe and take a sample of his blood from his arm, and tell him you'll get a computer to him soon.

You head back to the lab to put that shit in a vial, and you run into Chrysoula, who seems happy to see you.

"Ren! Hi!"

"Hey. What's going on Horny?"

"Nothing... I just missed you."

She gives you a kiss.

"Hey, later can I be with Flames? I haven't been with him for a while."

She picks you up into a crushing hug...

Actions

>...Well, sure, I guess.
>...Later, maybe...
>Kiss her?
>Did you want to spend time together later?
>...I'm kind of in the middle of something...
>All you need is me, really...
>Write-In

>>956538
So are you advocating for combining lycanthropy and half-dragons or making a half-dragon or dragon serum which spreads like lycanthropy?
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>>956559
>...Well, sure, I guess.
>Can I go now. Need to get to the lab for something important.
Our computers have wireless capability right?
>>
>>956559
>...I'm kind of in the middle of something...
>...Later, maybe...

>>956538
>>956543
Wait, I have an even better idea. To cure Lycanthropy, all we need to do is collect copious amounts of money, put it in a blender to make it microscopic and inject it into the person.
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>>956575
This isn't AIDS anon.
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>>956559
I propose to make a serum which stabilize lycanthropy (no bite proliferation, no berserk at full moon) with aspects of half dragon, and use it on Cortez.
Then, use this serum for even more powerful soldiers.
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>>956575
Why curing lycanthropy when we can fix it?

>>956559
"I am in the middle of a big project, but as soon as I can, I will let you some time with Flames."
>>
>>956580
Who said anything about AIDS? I got this from a HIV documentary.
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>>956584
Why why limit ourselves to hybrids?
We have genescuplting.
We can design mutagens to create types of troops as needed.
I already have some ideas floating around in my head.
And making all our soldiers halfdragon werewolves goes against my desire for creating specialized units.
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>>956596
Not all, some. Like, specialized stealth assault teams. With some yuan-ti genes for extra stealth.
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>>956640
I have an idea for specialized stealth assault teams actually.
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>>956642
Bro! Lets make supercool crimes against nature!
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>>956646
Well we aren't Christian.
God can bitch all he wants.
Hating on our mutagens.
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>>956652
What about Faunus and possibly other Roman gods of nature
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>>956665
Satan plz.
They'll be fine.
It's not like we're nuking the biosphere so I'm sure they'll tolerate it.
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>>956665
I think our red grass has alrrady made them quite...
No!
Natute is all that encompass our eyes.
Even what was artificially altered.
Even what we consider today "pure nature" is already heavily altered by human's activity.
Nature's gods are happy as long as we helps diversity I think.
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>>956665
They have fucked with nature too much to really blame us. I mean, all we are doing is combining their work. Right?


Also, if we are going to be making a super-gene-warrior unit. We should almost certainly establish them secretly; anyone for some book cooking, asset stealing and fake identity making?

To clear our paper trail and set up this group separate from us, as far as anyone should be able to tell. Giving us plausible deniability about their existence.


Getting recruits isn't a problem; we have a large nation under us with a very nationalist education system, given a few years we will have some very willing subjects...but they will lack experience, lack useful skills, lack grit.

To solve these things, either we raise our standards and solve the skill / grit problem. As to the experience... that is the hard one, since they can only really get it from training, crime or war. So, criminals, trainees or another war? What shall we use?

Alternatively, we have them perform black missions against other nations to join.
>>
"Well... I'm kind of in the middle of a big project, but as soon as I can, you can spend time with him."

"Thanks... I love you and Flames, ok?"

"Yep."

She gives you a kiss, and puts you down.

She also gives you a headpat and you go to your laboratory...

What do anons?

>You have a few crazy fucking ideas for science. Ask Faunus if you can go balls out to the wall on some shit.
>Just do some genesculpting...
>Just put Claw's blood in a vial.
>...Get a half dragon's blood sample. You don't need Cortez's specifically.
>You need some more prisoners.. All you have is minotaurs and two humans. You can't make crimes against nature without... You know, prisoners.
>...See if Lorriana wants to help. She'll be really helpful. (Lorriana's help will allow a reroll on failure!)
>You know... What if Frankizka can help you? (Frankizka's help can allow you to make undead horrors and abominations. If you can get past her morality)
>Write-in
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>>956692
>You have a few crazy fucking ideas for science. Ask Faunus if you can go balls out to the wall on some shit.
I just want his opinion on this. Maybe we're gaining favor by this.
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>>956692
>You have a few crazy fucking ideas for science. Ask Faunus if you can go balls out to the wall on some shit.
>...See if Lorriana wants to help. She'll be really helpful. (Lorriana's help will allow a reroll on failure!)
So the base for our genescuplting ideas

Stealth
Tracking
Agility
Strength/tanking
Reconnaissance

These seem basic
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>>956692
> Ask Faunus if he is ok, if not if he can proposes way to do it the way he likes.
> Ask Lorriana for help.
> Do we have a lot of death row prisoners currently? We need experiment buddies.
>>
Dad? Can you call Faunaus for me?

Sure.

You call up Faunus, and you hear a rather... Well, nice harp playing.

Hello?

Huh? Hi? Who's out there, eh?

It's uh, me.

Me who?

I'm Renexizious.

Oooh, I remember. The guy who makes all those dragony things. Even your kids try to follow your science... Especially that Americae child. Now, what did you want?

I was curious about how balls out I can go with you know, mutation.

Well... I don't really like it. It does deviate from plenty of laws... Though seeing Apollo freak out like a fan whenever you make something is rather entertaining... But It's in the job description that I can't exactly let you violate nature too hard. Would you care if I told you some ground rules?

Such as?

Well... I'm alright with adding more fuzzy adorable animals to the world, but I prefer if you don't add biological war machines or anything that damages ecosystems... Also, make sure it's bio-degradable. That's very important...

Actions

>Can we cut to the chase?
>So make sure it's eco-friendly. Got it.
>Is there any problems with the amount of meat my nation consumes?
>Any moral problems with forcing people to be mutated?
>What? No biological war machines?
>Do biological disease count?
>I'm not following you on this.
>Let him continue to lay down ground rules.
>Write-in
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>>956750
>Biological war machines? Please explain further.
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>>956750
>Let him continue to lay down ground rules.
So no Autism gas or Kobold killing virus. Got it.
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>>956750

>>So make sure it's eco-friendly. Got it.
>>Is there any problems with the amount of meat my nation consumes?
>>Any moral problems with forcing people to be mutated?
>>What? No biological war machines? Do you count enhanced predators (but kept from ravaging the fauna) in it?
>>Let him continue to lay down ground rules.
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Biological war machines? Explain further please.

Well, nothing that can only be used for war or exist purely to kill people or things.

Do you count enhanced predators?

Well, they're fine.

I see. Any moral problems with forcing people to get mutated?

Not my problem. That's someone elses, honestly.

I see... Any problem with the amount of meat my nation consumes?

...Actually... There is a few problems...Mostly that your nation pollutes a LOT. More then America, actually...

Really? Why?

Well, there's all this MEAT that's being eaten. I mean, your country consumes the most meat on the face of the earth. Enough to where your getting to the point where adorable cows and their cute eyes have to be put in slaughterhouses en masse and raised there... Then there's tons of dirty factories... Your country pollutes alot... Specifically in Hansodr and Oslo and Russia...

I see.

Anyways... Just try to let cows grow up in farms and natural environments. I prefer if industrializing animals and processed meat don't become a thing. It's disgusting. And can you tone down on the meat eating? It hurts the environment and at this rate I predict that Scandinavia will begin to run out of moose and deer in a hundred years or less...

Actions

>No can do. I can't help that my nation enjoys eating meat a lot.
>...I'll tone it down. I promise.
>You sound like a bleeding heart liberal.
>...I'll try to let cows and livestock animals be raised on farmland...
>Slaughterhouses don't take up much space though, and are practically convenient...
>Any problem with me mutating livestock and crops?
>I'll try to stop hunting a little, I guess.
>...Who keeps hunting the deer in Scandinavia anyways?
>So no inhumane conditions for animals and cut down on pollution...
>What happens if your pleased with me?
>Write-In
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>>956760
Now now he didn't say that. Just that it has to be bio-degradable and not damage the ecosystem. So long as it doesn't effect birds or trees or shit we will be fine. Also, if we make the "producer" of the weapon a panda or something he will like it for being a fuzzy fuck.
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>>956786
>So no inhumane conditions for animals and cut down on pollution...
>What happens if your pleased with me?

Cloning seems to be the answer here.
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>>956786
>So no inhumane conditions for animals and cut down on pollution...
>What happens if your pleased with me?

>>956788
Well Kobolds are part of the underground eco-system so intentionally releasing a virus that devastates their population like the bubonic plague would probably be a bad thing.
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>>956786

>What happens if your pleased with me?
>Any problem with me mutating livestock and crops?

Gotta know more from him.

On an unrelated side-note and if anyone cares, my birthday is tomorrow.
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>>956786
> what do you think about making vat-growth meat? No animal killed.
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>>956809
Happy birthday you heretic
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>>956804
>Kobolds
>Underground ecosystem.
That's utter bullshit.
They're like underground humans.
But paranoid and trap happy.

It's like humanity.
If they were all gone nature would benefit.
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>>956809
Happy birthday.
May the chaos gods whichever you worship bless you.
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>>956816

Thanks corpse-worshiper! Have a fine day

>>956817

Calm down

>>956822

Thanks man
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>>956817
Humans too form part of an eco-system, just as very other species do. To make a plague that specifically targets them would not sit well with Faunus.
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>>956809
Hey, that's pretty good anon.

So no inhumane conditions for animals and cut down on pollution... Do you care about vat growth meat?

He seems to not like it.

Disgusting... Growing things from a vat or cloning... That's artificial and you know it.

Well... Any problem with mutating livestock and crops?

Nope. Nothing too crazy though.

...Right... So what happens if your happy with me?

Well, more animal life, growth, fertility... Sunny days, that sort of thing. Better trees...

Got it.

Actions.

>...So... Throw some ideas at him to see if he gets concerned or not?
>So do humans count as a ecosystem?
>So is Apollo a big fan of me? Isn't he the god of knowledge or something?
>Talk to another god?
>So, what about disease?
>What happens if I displease you?
>Write-In
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>>956830
Eh nature would be better of in the long run.
But barring genocide virus.
Mind control virus is still viable.
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>>956837
>So is Apollo a big fan of me? Isn't he the god of knowledge or something?
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>>956837
>So do humans count as a ecosystem?
>Talk to another god?

>Well, more animal life, growth, fertility... Sunny days, that sort of thing. Better trees...
The fertility part sounds like it would please our mother. Also sunny days would be good for Britain,
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>>956837

>What happens if I displease you?
>So is Apollo a big fan of me? Isn't he the god of knowledge or something?
>So do humans count as a ecosystem?

I have a feeling that him being pissed at us involves famine.

Also is Faunus the Roman version of Pan?

>>956847

Kek
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>>956855
>Also is Faunus the Roman version of Pan?
Essentially yes. I think it's where the word Fauna comes from.
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"So do humans count as a ecosystem?"

Well, yes...

I see. So is Apollo a big fan of me? He's the god of Knowledge, right?

He's... A bit of a fanboy, yes. Mostly because he's very interested in this mutation science.

Oh, so what happens if I displease you?

Famine, death of cattle, dark and gloomy days, and droughts.

Actions

>Talk to Apollo?
>...Hang up and return to reality?
>Ask Faunaus another question?
>Talk to another god?
>Write-in
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>>956837
> so, if I make super bulky cow which produce mass meat, and do not fart methane, and lives a happy life eating premium grass in fields, it is ok?

> what Apollo think of me?
> do you mind if I cure diseases?
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>>956868
>Talk to another god?
Janus sounds like a interesting God. As the God of gateways, begging and ends, he might be helpful in influencing the portals.
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>>956868
>Talk to Apollo?
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>> 956868
What do you think of these subjects?
>>956872
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>>956875
I meant beginnings
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>>956875
>>956885

Janus: god of panhandlers
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Hey why don't we make plant people?
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>>956893
What would be the point?
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"So if I make super bulky cows which mass produce meat and do not far methane and lives a happy life eating premium grass in fields, is it ok?"

That's fine.

Nice... So what does Apollo think of me?

He's a fanboy. Mostly because you do a lot of science and he finds it fascinating. He's a little bit of a... Well, a nerd.

Oh... Well, do you mind if I cure diseases?

That's fine too... Just don't go overboard.

You nod your head...

Actions

>Talk to Apollo?
>Talk to Janus?
>Hey, good news Flames! We can make your cow bigger. You know... Chrysoula. But are you sure? She was already big to begin with... (Make fun of Flames Option)
>Write-in
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>>956893

Like Dryads? Or something else?

>>956895

Can you see venus flytrap plant people soldiers? I do
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>>956895
No more meat eating, only nutrient soup and sunshine I guess. Dryad mode.
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>>956895
It's interesting plus.
Photosynthesis.
They could photosynthesize like a plant does.
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>>956905
> "Hey, I wonder. Do you know if there is life on other planets?"
> call Apollo
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>>956905
>Talk to Janus?

>Don't cure all the diseases
lel I guess that means Africa still gets AIDS or else the Gods get mad and smite us
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>>956907
Yeah kinda like pic related.
At least a civilian plant person.
>>956905
>Talk to Apollo?
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>>956905

>Talk to Apollo?

We can talk to Janus after

Also anons, who wants to see the Egyptian gods sometime? Or the Japanese gods?
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>>956935
I want to see the Japanese gods.
Egyptian ones sound interesting to.
I want to see if Anubis (jackal god of death right?) Has any opinion on our resurrection.
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>>956935
Egyptian Gods do sound some what interesting. Although I'm not sure if they're on good terms with the Romans. Octavian and Cleopatra and all that.

Japanese I'm somewhat hesitant since they're very foreign and they might be a bit weird. I'm a tiny bit worried Ren will convert to weebism
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>>956935
As I have been away for a time, just remind me, have we already dealt with the japanese dragon?
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>>956951
I think it was a Chinese dragon with a name that started with a K. We pretty much forgot all about that.
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>>956956
We did make a deal to design a anti-tank missile / rocket for both of our troops to use. Might want to get on it...
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>>956967
I don't recall anything about that. It must've been ancient. From thread 15 or something.
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>>956967
And we still we still have railguns and Gauss weaponry to finish.
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>>956983
>>956967
Yeah, we have to make Sweden OP as fuck industrially and militarly.
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>>956991
We can increase industry output with robotics but we need a place to put the misplaced workers.
Probably construction and the armed forces.

Also instituting computers in our military and beuracracy.
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>>956924
>inb4 Ren is patient zero due to his lustful nature


You decide to call up Apollo.

You for some reason hear a calculator in the background...

Hello?

Who's there? I'm busy.

You don't know why, but you feel awfully warm and comfortable.

I'm Renexizious.

Oh, really? Nice to meet you. I am Apollo, God of the Sun. How can I help you?

Well... I heard you were a fan of my work.

A little. You have a very brilliant mind. Almost as brilliant as Leonardo Di Vinci.

Really? Well... Thanks.

Now, what do you want?

Actions

>...Well, I was curious on how I can make someone like you happy.
>...You like me mutating people and turning them into half dragons and so forth?
>It's nice to meet you.
>...Hold on... Wouldn't we be... Half brothers? I mean, your the son of Jupiter, right?
>I heard you liked me and my nerdlike behavior...
>...Come on. I'm much smarter then Leonardo.
>Write-In
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>>957006

>...You like me mutating people and turning them into half dragons and so forth?
>It's nice to meet you.
>...Hold on... Wouldn't we be... Half brothers? I mean, your the son of Jupiter, right?
>I heard you liked me and my nerdlike behavior...

Guys I have a terrible name for a weapon of mass destruction that we could make if Apollo is fine with it.

The Sun Gun
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>>957006
>...Well, I was curious on how I can make someone like you happy.
>...Come on. I'm much smarter then Leonardo.
If he says we aren't then that means Da Vinci probably had super weapons or something.
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>>957006
>It's nice to meet you.
>...Well, I was curious on how I can make someone like you happy.

Doesn't Solaire praise the sun?
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>>957006
>...Hold on... Wouldn't we be... Half brothers? I mean, you are the sun of Jupiter, right?
> ... You like me making research and experiments on mutations?
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>>957021
Well technically I think Solaire would worship Gwyn, lord of sunlight, but Dark Souls is a messed up place where time is convoluted.
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>>957006

QM has cocaine been invented yet? I have the sudden urge to invent cocaine. Any anon with me on this?
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>>957038
I get it's your birthday and you want to please Slaanesh but stop doing the cocaine.
It's not good for you.
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>>957038
Coca cola already has cocaine in it.
I'm not joking
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One must always praise the sun.

>>957038
Coca Cola still is using Cocaine.

"So uh, I heard you like me mutating people...

I found it quite interesting, actually. The very science itself can only be done by a dragon, and you have narrowly avoided its risks. It is a very interesting field of science.

Nice... It's uh, I'm glad to meet you. Hey... Wouldn't we be half brothers? Your the son of Jupiter, right?

I am indeed... And I suppose we are indeed half-brothers. Great minds think alike.

Awesome...But just saying, I'm way smarter and nerdier then Leonardo.

...Perhaps. But what did you need from me?

I was curious on how I could make you happy.

Ah... well, that's simple. Construct many great monuments, conduct science and establish centers of science and healing. Oh, and poetry. Yes. Poetry pleases me greatly.

Nice to know.

Would you care if I ask what your next project is?

Actions

>Well... Gene sculpting, to be specific.
>Railguns.
>Lasers, actually.
>...Well... I was thinking about... Honestly, I'm not sure.
>I was thinking about something specific...
>You know, I bet I'm smarter then you even.
>What happens if I please you?
>What happens if I displease you?
>Anyways, just wanted to say hi.
>Write-in
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>>957056
>Genescuplting right now. Railguns in the near future.
>What happens if I please you?
>>
>>957056
>Well... Gene sculpting, to be specific. Although railguns and lasers are another passion of mine.
>What happens if I please or displease you?
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>>957045

I know it has cocaine, but I believe we can make a better cocaine. Dragonic-cocaine

>>957044

I just want to give Ren and/or Claw cocaine

>>957056

Well alright then, glad to know

>Well... Gene sculpting, to be specific.
>Write-in

Well, Apollo. I was wondering if you'd actually like to assist me in scientific exploits. Get some family bonding going with my half-brother
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>>957038
Yes, take a coke and chill bro.
>>957056
> "I have teams working on Railguns and Lasers, currently I am on gene sculpting, for fixing lycanthropy and making super cows. Sounds cool, no?"
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>>957073
I was thinking we could make a drug that force lucid dreams.
Ideally it wouldn't be physically addictive.
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>>957073
Scarface and Doomrider would be proud anon.

"Genesculpting, and railguns and lasers soon. Anyways... What happens if i please or displease you?

If you displease me, I will have disease ravage your cities, your fields unable to grow crops due to lack of sunlight, and scientific retardation strike en masse.

Oh.

If you please me, I will have the sun shine brightly in the North, and your scientists will be brilliant beyond compare if you do.

Nice...

Son... I need to rest a minute.

Dad?

...Don't have enough divine energy to continue the connection, sorry.

You sigh, and get disconnected... Damn it.

You decide to do some genesculpting...

What race to use anon?

>Werewolf
>Human
>Dwarf
>Yuan-Ti
>Half-Dragon
>Enhanced
>Minotaur
>Dragonblood
>Write-In

If you select two anon, they'll be combined.
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>>957099
Kobold
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>>957099
>Human
Humans are middling enough that we can make them into anything
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>>957104
You'd have to kidnap a kobold anon. You have no kobold civilians.
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>>957133
In that case use humans
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>>957099
> humans and (criminal) werewolves
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>>957133
>>957137
Wait. Switch that to Elves. They're like a upgraded version of Humans,
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>>957142
Wait, do you want to combine humans and werewolves anon?
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Rolled 2 (1d3)

So rolling.

1=Combine humans and criminal werewolves
2=Humans!
3=Elves!
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>>957144
Elves are less muscalar though.

Do you have certain plans for how your going to alter elves?
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>>957148
If we want to make experiments on fixing/altering lycanthropy, we may need 1-2 werethings.
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The dice gods favor humans it seems.

You decide to focus on mutating humans...
The human subject seems to be waiting calmly and is malnourished due to his years of captivity. The human seems to be a elder with a beard and many "hippy" symbols around him.

What are you going to do?

>Combine the human's genes with either Claw's DNA or a werewolf's DNA?
>Add a mutation to the human subject?
>Establish communication with the subject and try to calm him?
>Offer food to the subject to calm him.
>...Get a different subject?
>Write-In
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>>957169
Agility focused humans time.
I already have an idea for how we're gonna do it.
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>>957174
Elves are essentially humans that live longer, are taller, are more agile and possess greater eyesight. As far as I know there isn't anything to suggest that Elves are inherently weaker then humans.
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>>957181
>Add a mutation to the human subject?
Okay to make an Enhanced Agi variant.
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>>957181
You can also add genes from any other race by the way.

>>957185
Elves typically are much more lean and weaker, and have problems with high altitudes and disease.
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>>957181
>Add a mutation to the human subject?

>>957190
>homebrew that conflicts with my established view of certain aspects of fantasy
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>957196
No elven aryans damn it!

But typically they do live longer, are taller, are more agile, and can see better.

What mutation will you add anons?

>Try to buff up the human?
>Try to make his joints more flexible?
>Add genes from a third-party source?
>Try to add a bodypart or replace one?
>Add some draconic genetics?
>Apply Draconic DNA to a specific area.
>Write-In
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>>957196
Aren't normal humans in D&D stronger than normal elves?
>>957202
>Add genes from a third-party source?
I guess in this case it'd be birds.
To be more specific their bone structure and circulatory system.

For better stamina and also makes their bones lighter and just as durable as normal.
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>>957202
>Try to make his joints more flexible?


Now I have a weird idea of upgrading Humans and upgrading Elves in certain areas so that they're basically equal.
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>>957210
I'm going mostly off of Tolkien and Warhammer. I don't think there's anything stating that Elves (or Eldar) are physically weaker then Humans. I don't know about D&D.
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You decide to make his joints more flexible and add some bird DNA.

Roll me a 1d20+5.

Additional +2 if you can think what bird's genes to specifically put in.
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>>957202

>Add genes from a third-party source?

We could add genes from an Axolotol or a starfish. For regenerative capeabilities

>Apply Draconic DNA to a specific area.

Add it to the brain, see if it can enhance intelligence in some way
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>>957202
List of things I want to do.
>Increase strength and stamina in legs to increase running distance and jump height. Also increased sprint speed. Ideally around 30-50 MPH.
>Lighter bone structure.
>Extremely increased reflexes and a precocious skill with acrobatics.
>Enhanced agility
>Enhanced lung capacity and efficiency for even better stamina.

And maybe wings small enough that they aren't too obstructive but can be used for gliding and hovering
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Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>957218

Watch this nat 1 kiddos
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Rolled 11 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>957218
Add bird DNA for lungs and circulatory systems.
It'll boost their muscle stamina and strengthen their hearts.
Also add in bones so that they're hollow with juts inside so they don't lose durability.

Also small wings for gliding and hovering
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Rolled 4 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>957218
The eyes of a hawk would be a nice addition
>>
Rolled 19 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>957181
>>957218

And give the man a cookie
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11+7=18

Success

You decide to add hawk DNA...

You give the man a shot and see his bones have reduced in weight, and his lungs have expanded in size. He also seems to have amazing eyesight as well.

Actions

>Continue giving him bird DNA?
>Give him draconic DNA?
>Put the DNA in a specific location?
>Put a different source of DNA in?
>Write-In
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>>957249
Werewolves or cat feets for stealth.
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>>957249

>Put a different source of DNA in?

We can add flea or grasshopper DNA for super jumping. And maybe an exoskeleton

Or like I mentioned before, a starfish's DNA for regeneration
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>>957249
>Write-In
Increase his neural branching for boosted intelligence.
We can add wings later.
>>
If anons want, I can combine all three of these options.
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>>957249
I can switch to enhanced leg musculature for Enhanced jump height, running stamina, running speed.
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>>957270

Go for it
>>
You get a few crazy ideas... And say fuck it, and decide to combine it all.

Roll me a 1d20+6 for SCIENCE!
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>>957263
Entomologyfag reporting in, to give a human something like a flea's or grasshopper's jumping power, you'd need to drastically alter their legs to support the muscle fiber locking and springing. and make them larger to support the far heavier human body.

I'm talking like, 90% of body mass being massive, backwards bending leg here. With the muscles having attach points on the skin instead of on the bone. Without an exoskeleton covering the thighs, your guy would have about half a jump before his own muscles rend his leg apart.
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Rolled 9 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>957281

SCIENCE!
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Rolled 18 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>957281
Rollan
>>957283
I don't need a jump height that massive.
Is ten feet feasible?
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18+6=24

Good Success!

You give the man werewolf feet, and make his jumping height go from three feet to seven.. His legs are bigger and shaped a little strangely, and has gotten a slightly rougher skin... His brain patterns are also slightly faster.

The man is slightly freaking out over him being able to jump higher and the fact his feet are now paws.

Actions

>Calm the subject?
>Add more DNA?
>Add more DNA to a specific location?
>Add draconic DNA?
>Try to add or replace a bodypart?
>Write-in
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>>957313
>Write-In
Enhanced joint flexibility and precocial knowledge of acrobatic

For even more agility.
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>>957313
> maybe the yuan-ti genes could give us a more patient, cold-blooded mind. Good for stealth assault team member.
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>>957332
Yuan-Ti aren't patient and cold-blooded.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+5 to add more genetics.
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Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>957348

Nat 1 here I come!
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Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>957348
The subjects top sprinting speed and maximum running distance (without breaks) went up right?
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Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>957348
Yahoooo!
>>
14+5=19

>>957358
He does run slightly faster and much longer, yes.

Success!

You add some Yuan-Ti genes and make his joints even more flexible...

The Yuan Ti genes assert themselves by giving him slight scales and a forked tongue, and slit eyes, and a much more flexible jawline and throat. He has also slightly increased in size by a few centimeters.

You yawn briefly... And... You hear stomping.

Why do you hear stomping?

You then hear a large BOOM outside, and you can't help but get a little concerned.

You go up to check and look outside to see that Liz is just resting outside in her dragon form..

Holy fuck her boobs are HUGE as a dragon.
Why does she even have boobs as a dragon?
Fuck it, it doesn't matter...
You stare for a few hard minutes and shake yourself out of it, and head down stairs.

Roll me a 1d20+5 for a random mutation for the subject.
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>>957369
Oh, also a +2 if you can think of medical and scientific reasons why a dragon would have boobs.
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Rolled 6 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>957369
So this creature seems almost if not complete.
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Rolled 6 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>957369

Storage for fat to feed off of! Like a Gilla Monster
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Rolled 4 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>957369
The dragon has booobs because of eating too much mammals and high concentration of magic.
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6+7=13

Failure!

The subject... Well... There seems to be a small problem.
His leg bones are too weak to support his upper body, they have apparently gotten weaker.
The man collapses to the floor, unable to really move except barely be able to crawl.

Fucking goddamn it...

Actions

>Get Lorriana to help? (Reroll on the random mutation)
>Fuck it, just try to reduce his upper body weight.
>...Try to think of ways to make him lighter?
>Try to make his bones more durable and stronger so he can stand.
>...Fuck it. He doesn't need "legs", just inject the fucker with yuan-ti genes until his lower body is snake-like.
>Write-In
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>>957399
>...Fuck it. He doesn't need "legs", just inject the fucker with yuan-ti genes until his lower body is snake-like.
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>>957399
>Try to make his bones more durable and stronger so he can stand.
He can't jump without legs.
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>>957399
> Get Lorriana to help
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>>957412
Snakes can coil and spring at stuff. I think,
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>>957425
They also don't run fast.
They're actually slow.
And running and jumping isn't really feasible.

Snakes have shit 3 dimensional mobility.
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>>957399
>Get Lorriana to help?
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>>957409
Bad idea indeed. Better to keep legs.
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>>957433
It would make them expert swimmers, almost in par with something like a mermaid,
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>>957439
They aren't for the swimming though.
If we need Aquatic troops it's better to make a mutagen explicitly for it.
He doesn't need to be good at everything.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if Lorriana can help.

+2 if you can convince Lorriana to help you and compliment her and flatter her so she'll help.

I'm so happy we have more posters now. It's like a christmas miracle.
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>>957439
Not unless the tail is paddle-like, a regular snake tail wouldn't move enough water to facilitate swimming. Even sea snakes have wide, paddle-like tails.
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Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>957447
All I can think of is lewd stuff so I'll refrain.
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Rolled 5 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>957447
>Your golden scales are really pretty.
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Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>957447
You have done an amazing job those last years. You clearly are one of the best scientist I know.
>>
16+5=21

Good Success!

You compliment Lorriana and she gets to work helping you right away.
You suspect she did actually like you complimenting her on her science skills and scales.

Roll me a 1d20+5 for random mutation.
+2 if you can compliment Lorriana and thank her for helping you.
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Rolled 13 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>957509
>Your scales shine beautifully in the sunlight. And thank you for the help.
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Rolled 18 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>957509
Lorianna, I think I should spend more time working with you on those projects. When I am with you, I really learn so much more. Thank you for your help.
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18+7=25

Good Success!

"Lorriana, we should really spend more time together working. When I am with you, I really learn so much more. Thanks for the help."

"No problem... It's nice to work with you."

"Yeah."

The two of you begin to mutate the man... Who seems to have grown some... Very sharp claws.
Sharp enough to cut through iron, apparently. Nice to know that.

Roll me a 1d20+5 for another random mutation for the man.

Also, do you want to talk to Lorriana about anything?
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Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>957577
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Rolled 4 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>957577
Her opinion of us.
Whether she enjoys being a scientist.
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Rolled 12 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>957577
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15+5=20

Good Success!

The man also begins to grow some minor fur on his lower body from the werewolf DNA put in him... He also seems to be a little hunched over.

"...Hey, just curious... How much do you like me?"

"Well... I think your decent enough for a white dragon. You mostly let me do what I want, and you pay me a good salary."

Her relations with you are +30.

"Mind if I ask if you enjoy being a scientist?'

"It's more fun then being in dark dank caverns, yes... Anyways, I must admit I said something rather silly when we first met."

"What?"

"Remember how I went off saying I was hundreds of years old?"

"Yeah?"

"Well, that's actually a lie. I'm a mere seventy years old, to be specific... Oh... Excuse me, before I forget. How old are you anyways?"

Actions

>I'm actually three, believe it or not.
>Why did you lie to me?
>...You are... Certainly young.
>So your nearly an adult?
>Write-In
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>>957639
>I'm actually three, believe it or not.
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>>957639
>I'm actually three, believe it or not.

Have we ever tumbled Lorriana? I feel like she's the type who we would try but probably get cock blocked by.
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>>957654
We've tumbled her before.
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>>957657
I don't think you've had. You certainly tried.

"I'm three, believe it or not."

"Oh, right... That's a little young. But anyways, back to science."

You nod your head...

You see that the man is beginning to freak out... You'll have to calm him down.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to calm him down.
+3 if you can calm him or threaten him.
+2 if you can be a little bit of a nazi scientist while doing so.
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Rolled 5 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>957664
Talk with a hyperbolic German accent.
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Rolled 9 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>957664
No we definitely did.
I'm almost certain I read it in the archives.
I also remember the pick up line.

>Calm down subject 32. Your closer to being a superior human. An Ubermensch if you would.
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>>957674
No, I don't think you did at all.

Anyways I'm going to get some sleep and continue this tommorow, ok anons?
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>>957684
That sounds good. Pretty tired myself
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>>957684
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/333104/
I think it was this thread.
And just like I remembered it was a pickup line about science.
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Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>957664
>>957674
>"Sweden Citizen Zubject 32, es ist eine schöne Day für you and the Hölische Reich! It is Normalische to feel Anxiety, Ya, in front of Wunderbar incarnated, but be Brave, for you a star ins unsere Sky to be you are going! Soon, you will be ein Ubermensch, ein Zuperior Citizen, Ya! Relax deine Muzkulatür, es ist Zeit für Glorious Science!"

I love faking an horrible german accent.
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>>957775
Post #333180
In a combo tumble with Liz, faded to black.
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>>957777
It was supposed to be a 1d20+4, so it is 17+bonus
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>>957788
Now that that's settled there is only one thing left to do.
Post smug anime girls.
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>>957808
I prefer uneased doggos for this.
Like her face when she realised she got banged hard by a baby.



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