So I'm sorry about the impromptu hiatus, things got fucky for a while with my ISP and computer, but I THINK things are worked out now. I plan to run this today for a while, and feel free to tell me how awful I am for being gone so long.

"Remember, trespassing into the girl's dorms, either after lights-out or without an escort, is grounds for punishment. Of course, I will be the one responsible for punishing you, and I will run you into the ground. I will emphasize this... do not GET CAUGHT... in this situation." Satoru looks at you and your male classmates with a small grin.

Robert has perked up and is actually looking at Satoru for once. Melvin (the small longsword Demon Weapon boy) stutters out, "Why are you being so specific, sir?"

Satoru shrugs, shifting the unlit cigarette in his mouth from one side to the other. "We just have rules here, is all. Don't get caught breaking them, and we're fine."


>"There's that line again... what if we don't get caught?"
>"I think I understand, sir."
>"Are you subtly trying to encourage us to sneak into the girls dorm, sir?"
>Stay silent.
>Write-in?

>>933469
>>"I think I understand, sir."

>>933469
>>"I think I understand, sir."

>>933469
>"I think I understand, sir."
I would chew you out but good damn im just glad your back.

>>933469
>"I think I understand, sir."

>>933469
>I think I understand sir.

>>933469
>>"I think I understand, sir."

Realization hits you. After talking with Emma, the nurse (and also Satoru's wife and former teacher here) you figure Satoru is encouraging you to get up to "harmless" fun, the way he did, while keeping plausible deniability.

"I think I understand, sir." You don't need to say more. You lock eyes with Satoru, and there's a moment where you can see him as he was at your age, raw and snarky and needing to prove himself.

Then the image is gone, and there's the man who ground your nose into the ground not an hour before, leading you to a large door.

"Room I is here, this is your stop, Robert and Tony. Your stuff should be here, and Grayson should be along soon. I didn't hit him THAT hard." He chuckles as he leads the other three students to their room.

You head inside with Robert, and he cheers, throwing his arms around one of many tall boxes.

"Tony, my man, you gotta help me unpack. Seems like you don't have much, anyways." He opens the top and reaches inside, pulling out... a long pillow with an image of one of the girls from his game in a suggestive pose on it.

>"Sure, why not?"
>"I hope those are... sanitized."
>"Nope. I'm not touching that."
>"I'm... gonna go check on Grayson. Yeah."
>Write-in?

>>933531
>You cleaned em before you packed em yeah? Fabric can get nasty otherwise.

>>933531
>"Sure, why not?"
>"I hope those are... sanitized."

>>933531
>>"I hope those are... sanitized."

>>933531
>>"I hope those are... sanitized."
>>"Nope. I'm not touching that."

You approach the box gingerly, peering in while staying back as far as possible. Robert is opening other boxes and cheering as he lists the items he finds inside.

You see another of those long pillows (this one has that shrine girl... Kuni, you remember) and several figurines in clear packaging at the bottom, on top of what look like rolled up posters. "So... Robert... I hope these were sanitized before they were packed..."

He stops for a moment. "Yeah, pretty sure they were. Dakimakura cost too much to get fluids all over though. Don't worry, I'm a chaste husbando."

You fight back the confusion and start helping him pull out all of his... very colorful merchandise. By the time you clear a box, he's got the contents placed where he wants them, minus some posters he doesn't have room for in his corner.

Speaking of, it looks like you have the middle bed. Less wall space for you, but it's not like you needed it anyways. Grayson's side has two large boxes and what looks like a modular weight set, the kind you can twist in the base to attach more or less weight to. Handy, if you need to pump iron while studying.

Speaking of Grayson, he comes into the room just as you help Robert finish his rainbow-vomit decorations. He looks... much more subdued than usual.

>"Looks like you're alive!" High five!
>"You feeling all right?"
>"Hey bro, I'm sorry I let you get kicked in the face."
>"So... Emma was nice, right?"
>Write-in?

>>933531
>>"Sure, why not?"
>>"I hope those are... sanitized."

>>933607
>"You feeling all right?"

>>933607
>"Looks like you're alive!" High five!
>"You feeling all right?"

>>933607
>Looks like you're alive!" High five!
>"You feeling all right?"

>>933607
>"You feeling all right?"
>"Hey bro, I'm sorry I let you get kicked in the face."

You regard Grayson for a moment. He might just be tired. "Grayson! Looks like you're alive! High five!" You hold your hand up. Grayson's face snaps up, and he smiles broadly before slamming his palm against yours.

Fuck that hurt owwwwwwwwwwww

"You all right, though? You got hit pretty hard..." You can't help but feel concerned for the guy, even if he's built like a gorilla.

"You think that was enough to stop me? I punched a Witch to death!" He flexes. His nose immediately begins to leak blood however. He quickly pulls a tissue out of his pocket and wipes it away. "I was told to avoid strenuous activity for the rest of today, though." He finishes talking with a sheepish look.

Robert speaks up. "Well, I think we should honor our teacher and go check out the Girls Dorm. He was basically begging us to."

Grayson puts a finger on his chin and closes his eyes, as though in deep thought. "You know, I think taking things slow would still allow for that, seeing as I'm gonna be moving really slow to avoid getting caught. What's our objective, though?"

Robert smiles. Seeing him smile is... sorta creepy, actually. "Panties. We each take one pair from our favorite girl."

Oh boy.

>"Robert, I thought you were 2D-only?"
>"I'm not sure this is a good idea..."
>"You guys do you, I'll be here to laugh when you get caught."
>"Guess I'd better go along to make sure you don't get killed..."
>"You know what? Fuck it, let's do this."
>Write-in?

>>933438
yay, you're back i was worried this quest was dead and gone, which would have sucked, but now you are back.

>>933677

> Fuck it

QM instinct tells me these are always the best options.

>>933677
>>"Robert, I thought you were 2D-only?"
>"I'm not sure this is a good idea..."

>Stealth works best solo

>>933677
>"Robert, I thought you were 2D-only?"
>"I'm not sure this is a good idea..."

>>933677

>>933712
Nevermind, switching to this.

>>933677
>>"Robert, I thought you were 2D-only?"
>>"I'm not sure this is a good idea..."

You looks at Robert for a moment. "Uhh... I thought you were 2D-only."

Robert continues to smile as he scratches behind his head. "Well... seeing you and your two 3D waifus made me wanna... branch out, I guess?"

Grayson chuckles. "Seriously man, everyone knows you guys are a thing. You work quick."

You feel your face flush a little. "A-anyways, I'm not sure this is a good idea. I gotta work later, and dinner is soon..."

Robert waves your protests away. "We'd have to do this after curfew but before lights-out, and besides... don't you wanna see what Shinobu wears under those loose clothes?"

Grayson chuckles. "I'm betting Asuka wears pure white. Plain and innocent."

Robert rubs his hands together. "I haven't decided on which I'll look for..."

Oh dear, it seems like you're rooming with perverts.

>Cave in. "All right, but this is a one-time thing."
>Refuse. "I'm not risking any sort of punishment Satoru has to offer, not to mention what Kia would do to me."
>Write-in?

>>933778

> It is my duty as a soul eater protaginist to be a perv at least once.
> Fuck yeah.

>>933778
>write-in?
I don't think my heart could bare the look of disappointment that Shinobu and Kia would give me if they found out

>>933778
>Cave in.

>>933778
>Refuse. "I'm not risking any sort of punishment Satoru has to offer, not to mention what Kia would do to me."
No way, this is way too cliche.

>>933778

>Cave in. "All right, but this is a one-time thing."

>>933778
>Cave just this once
The spirit is weak, but the boner is strong

>>933800
>Cliche
>In an anime quest

>Refuse. "I'm not risking any sort of punishment Satoru has to offer, not to mention what Kia would do to me."

>If ither of you take Shinobu or Kia's we are going to have a problem

"All right, but this is a one-time thing, okay guys?"

Grayson immediately claps you on the back. "Good man! I knew we could count on you!"

Robert glances at the clock on the wall. "Okay, so we do whatever until 9:30. We reconvene at that time here, giving us about 45 minutes to get in and out. Lights out is at 10:30. Sound good to you guys?"

You can't find a reason not to, so you nod.

You head to the cafeteria to eat dinner early, as you have your first day at the clothing store coming up later on.

You try not to think about it too much... but, as you're getting in line...

"TOOOOOOOOOOONYYYYYYYYYYY" A small blonde rockets into your side. "How are you settling in?" She looks up at you and giggles. "Not too rattled up after that fight earlier, I hope? You have to go be a big manly man and work to support your woman later..."

You try your best not to look like you'll be sneaking into her room later. It's one thing to steal from nameless people for sustenance, but later... it's exciting, but also anxiety-inducing.

"Tonyyyyyy you're zoning out again!"

"Oh, am I? Sorry, I'm a bit... distracted, I guess. Never been in a situation like this before."

"Never had a job? Me either, though I was thinking about it. What do you think? Maybe at Deathbucks? Their outfits are cute."

>Try not to think about Kia's clothing... Fail.
>"I agree, you'd be adorable in those uniforms."
>"You don't have to work. Just clean and take care of the kids!"
>Write-in?

>>933865
>"I agree, you'd be adorable in those uniforms."

>>933865
>"You don't have to work. Just clean and take care of the kids!"

We're zoning out the only proper answer.

>Try not to think about Kia's clothing... Fail.
>"I agree, you'd be adorable in those uniforms."

>>933865
>>"You don't have to work. Just clean and take care of the kids!"
Of which there will be many.

>>933865
>>"You don't have to work. Just clean and take care of the kids!"

"While I agree you'd be cute in those uniforms, you don't have to work, Kia."

She stares at you, wondering where you're going with this. You take a bite of macaroni salad.

"Why would that be, Tony?" She's obviously waiting for you to bully her like you usually do.

You smile. "Of course you'd stay home and clean up... and take care of the kids."

Kia turns red. "K-k-kids?"

"Yeah. Kids. Plural. I was thinking seven or eight, but we could go to ten if you like round numbers."

"T-ten..." Kia's face is blank, but you can see the steam rising from her ears already. You wonder if this is a new record.

You finish your food in a comfortable silence, Kia sneaking looks at you whenever she thinks you aren't looking at her.

"Well, I gotta go bring home the bacon. Don't let the little ones stay up too late, honey~" You give Kia's shoulder a squeeze as you walk out. That helped you mellow out quite a bit. In fact, if you decide to get a hold of her undergarments, maybe you can use them to make her blush even more later.

You're still smiling to yourself as you approach Dressed to Kill. You walk in just as your new boss, Trevor, Was getting ready to head to the back and work on custom orders. He gives you a VERY brief rundown on how things work, and tells you to take any specifics on custom orders down and bring them to him for a price quote.

You settle down for your first day of work.

>Roll 1d100

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>933968

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>933968

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>933968

>>933968
Then everything was fire.

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>933968

>>933994
>Trevor comes back after a few seconds
>"Oh Tony, I forgo-"
>All the clothes are on fire
>"I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS HAPPENED IT'S MY FIRST JOB"
>Turns out he resonated with the entire shop, lighting it on fire like he did with Kia

As you sit there, you get a couple students from the school coming in... but no one you recognize, until a familiar face...

"Well, look at what we have here! Tony!" A green pompadour and a leather jacket is all you need to see before you remember your first mission.

"Daisuke! How's it been! I see you got back just fine!" You smile genuinely. "I guess you got your badass style from here?"

"Of course! Trevor is a master at stitching anything you can dream of together! I'm not surprised you're working for him. You're in good company. He's well-respected in the city, too."

You file that information away for later. "So, what are you in for? Repairs? I know how rowdy you and Akemi get..."

Daisuke shakes his head. "Nah, man, the Winter Ball is in a few months. I gotta get my order in on time."

Winter ball?

Daisuke must see your confusion. "Ooh man, you didn't know? Once a year all the students get to mingle and dance and drink the night away at the Academy. It's a holiday celebration, as well as a reward for not getting killed. Honestly..." He looks to the side and blushes a little. "I confessed to Akemi there, back in my first year, and proposed to her there last year. The mood is great for that."

He coughs, and straightens back out. "Anyways, I need fancy clothes. I'd suggest you get you and Kia some going soon as well. Trevor is always super busy, and you won't want to go anywhere else for quality tailoring."

You nod. "Thanks for the advice, Daisuke. When is the wedding, anyways?"

He laughs. "We're announcing it at the Ball. Of course we're gonna invite you and your ladyfriend. Although... if the rumors are true, you might need a plus 2 instead of a plus 1 on your invite?"

>"Nah, plus 1 is fine."
>"... Maybe, just in case?"
>"Plus 2? I'm gonna need plus 5 by then!"
>Write-in?

>>934077
>>"... Maybe, just in case?"

>>934077
>"Plus 2? I'm gonna need plus 5 by then!"

>>934077
>"... Maybe, just in case?"

You grin, a little awkwardly. "Maybe just in case?"

Daisuke erupts in laughter. "I KNEW it! Akemi owes me ten bucks!" He leans over, laughing too hard to breathe properly. You feel a little weird admitting that, even if it's kind of obvious that you have an odd arrangement going on.

He eventually clears up, able to get enough air to breathe. "Whoo... he he.. Ah, Tony... he... Can you take down an order for me? Trevor has my sizes already, just a black tux, green vest. He'll know what to do, money is no object here."

You note everything down, and bid Daisuka goodbye. A ball, huh? You have about 4 months before that arrives...

>Ask Trevor about an order now!
>Maybe... hold off until you aren't working?

>>934077
>"... Maybe, just in case?"

>>934144
>Ask Trevor about an order now!

>Maybe... hold off until you aren't working?

First thing when we get off work sure. Not in the middle of a shift

>>934144
>>Maybe... hold off until you aren't working?

>>934144
>>Maybe... hold off until you aren't working?

>>934144
>Maybe... hold off until you aren't working?

You decide to hold off until you aren't working. Besides, you have somewhere to be after work, and not much time to get there...

Trevor thanks you for your time as you close up the shop, but he does so from the back room. Guess he really is busy. You resolve to ask about it tomorrow night before you start watching the till.

Finally, you find yourself back in your dorm room. Grayson is freshly out of the shower (there are communal showers for the boys across the way), and you're waiting on Robert. You're just about to call it off when he arrives... wearing an all-black ninja outfit.

You clear your throat. "Uh, Robert? What's with the getup?"

He does what he thinks is a ninja pose, two fingers up in front of his face. "Like this, I'll melt into the very shadows! I'll be invisible!"

You hang your head, hand coming up to cover your eyes. "We're gonna be with you too, dude. We're not dressing like that. Plus, we have to get through the halls before sneaking anywhere. It'll be pretty obvious we're up to something if you wear that.

Robert frowns, but goes back to change in your shared bathroom.

Grayson looks at you and nods. "That's why we needed you along! You're way better at this than we are! I'm just dumb muscle, and Robert... he's very enthusiastic, eh?"

Robert comes back out in sweat pants and a t-shirt, both a very dark grey.

You think quickly. Are there any preparations you need to make at the last moment?

>Yes (Write-in)
>Begin Virtue-less Mission

>>934233
Tape,string and some tin cans . Also a bobby pin for lock picking

>>934233
Voting this shit for some reason, cause it seems just right. >>934240

>>934233
Gloves, rope if we have it, bring a camera without the flash, some rocks to toss, and one small radio

>>934233
> Yes

Getting our story straight in case we're caught.

Which is;

> Blame the teacher.

>>934260
Voting for this

File: Panty raid.png (770 KB, 821x541)

770 KB PNG

Bobby pin, A creditcard like object (can be used to unlock doors)

Some small rubber balls ( throw them somewhere to draw attention away from us)

A small bag for the panties.

3 masks in the bag.

>>934260
>minor edit
>Robert we love you like a brother but we need someone to stay and guard our room. Maybe the girls now this going to happen and are planning to raid us

>>934233
This >>934277
also >>934261
what the hell are you doing outside cabin quest, get back to writing, the director's not gonna call herself

>>934302

F5 vomitanon.

You gather up some basics: Tape, string, small objects to toss (you'd normally use pebbles, but you resort to pencils and pens, as they wouldn't look out of place in a student's room) and a small bag to stuff the... merchandise into after you abscond. You also wish you had some kind of tin can, but there's nothing like that easily obtainable.

There is ONE thing you have, though: Your lock picks. They're still in your stuff, just as you remember them. You hope you don't need to use them, but, let's face it, you probably will.

The walk to the area where the girls live, called the Keep, is quiet. All you see is a few older female students heading for a last-minute meal , as not much else is available at this hour. You feel fine, as you're used to the tension that comes before a job. Robert seems relaxed, if you avoid the drool that he seems to leak as he thinks about our goals. Grayson is stiff and awkward, though. Guess it can't be helped.

Finally, you arrive outside the hallway that leads to the dorms. You remember the girls were assigned to two different rooms: Emi, Shinobu, and Asuka are in room B, while Kia and Tiffany are in room C, next door.

Pick one of each group:

>Wait for an opening where you're certain the girls are out of the room (takes a lot of time, you might not get a chance)
>Listen at the doors, see if you can get in there now (Will require a roll)

>Take Point
>Send Robert first, you take rear guard
>Send Grayson first, you take rear guard

>>934328
>>Listen at the doors, see if you can get in there now (Will require a roll)

>Take Point

>>934328
>Listen at the doors, see if you can get in there now (Will require a roll)

>Take Point

SECERT AGENT MANNNN

>Wait for an opening where you're certain the girls are out of the room (takes a lot of time, you might not get a chance)

You madmen

>Take Point

>>934328
>use our soul search eye thing to see if they are in their room
>take point

>>934348
This

>>934328
Changing my vote here >>934341 with listening in, to insted vote this madman >>934348


FEEL WITH OUR EYES, TASTE WITH OUR NOSE.

>>934348
I'll second this.

>>934348
Holy fuck that's a good idea

>>934348
This

You get an idea. A simple one, but important. You can see souls, right?

You let your wavelength collect around your eyes, and start to see the flickering lights of your classmates.

Room B is empty. Room A has a single occupant.

You relay this information to the two with you.

Grayson swears under his breath. "Damnit, Asuka is probably reading. gotta get her out of there.

Robert looks indecisive. He looks at you suddenly. "Emi or Tiffany?"

Looks like he wants you to be the tiebreaker for him.

>Robert should get Emi's panties. You saw them earlier. Cute, but boring.
>Robert should get Tiffany's panties. Dangerous? Who cares! She's a goddess!

>Use a pencil to lure out the person in Room A
>Knock on the door of Room A
>Self-sacrifice option: Knock, ask them a question, lead them away so Grayson can get in, might get scolded for being here but certainly not in trouble... you hope? Also, if anything is locked, your friends are out of luck
>Write-in?

>>934399
>>Robert should get Tiffany's panties. Dangerous? Who cares! She's a goddess!

>Use a pencil to lure out the person in Room A

>Robert, why not both?

>Use a pencil to lure out the person in Room A

>>934399
>go to room b while no one is in there, handle room a afterwards

>>934399
>Robert should get Tiffany's panties. Dangerous? Who cares! She's a goddess!

>Use a pencil to lure out the person in Room A

>>934415
>after looting room b have Robert switch into his weapon form and slip the blade under the door to see who is in the room

>>934399
Changing my vote here >>934417 ONCE MORE to the insane bastard here >>934415
>>934427

>>934427
I'll follow this to the bowels of hell

You put a hand on Robert's shoulder and whisper, "Listen man, Emi's are cute, but basic. I saw them during the fight with Satoru. Tiffany is an unknown. Plus, she's... well, look at her."

Robert's eyes focus, and he nods. You whisper to both men with you, "Okay, room B, Grayson, you have door watch. Robert, go fast, touch only what you need to."

You three hustle to the door, with you in the lead. You twist the handle lightly...

>Roll 2d100. One for luck, one for lockpicking if roll 1 is bad.

Rolled 77, 35 = 112 (2d100)

>>934447
ITS ON FIRE.

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>934447

Rolled 12, 79 = 91 (2d100)

>>934447

Rolled 55, 75 = 130 (2d100)

>>934447

Rolled 9, 81 = 90 (2d100)

>>934447

Rolled 10, 64 = 74 (2d100)

Perfect 200

>>934456
I'll take this as roll 1, since the second isn't needed after it.

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>93444
To finish>>934456

Rolled 77, 45 = 122 (2d100)

>>934447

The handle gives. Huh, guess they didn't lock it. After glancing around and confirming that there's no one else within your (admittedly short) range of sight, you usher your team inside and shut the door. Grayson immediately places his ear to the door as Robert starts opening drawers.

It doesn't take long before he finds what he's looking for. "Jackpot, boys!" He says, maybe a bit too loudly. He is holding up a pair of red bikini-style panties with a black ribbon around the top. Racy.

With the coast clear, you have a flash of brilliance. You whisper a bit to Robert, and he transforms. You head outside of room B, to the door of Room A, and slide Robert underneath, trying to get an angle that lets you see who is inside...

>Roll 1d100 for stealth!

Rolled 59 (1d100)

Sneaky

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>934494

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>934494
What a thrill

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>934494
Sneeeek

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>934494
ITS ALL GONNA BE DAIJOUBU

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>934494

You manage to see part of a leg, when you hear a gasp and yank Robert out of there. You take him away from the area and have him change back.

"Did you see anything?" You ask, your heart pounding in your chest.

Robert shakes his head. "I couldn't see, the book was in the way, but they're reading something..."

The three of you wait for a few seconds... but the soul in the room doesn't move. You wait a few more... still nothing.

It seems that you're safe. Maybe there was a big moment in the book?

>Distract with pencils
>Distract with a knock
>Self-sacrifice

Also
>WHOSE PANTIES DO YOU GET? PICK ONE!

>>934522
>>Self-sacrifice
We are the broest of bros
Tell them to get us a spare pair. For science. For our memory.

>>934522
>>Distract with pencils
Kia's

>>934522
>Shinbu's
>Self-sacrifice

>>934522
>Distract with spooky sounds
>were taking all the panties I mean the whole fucking drawer of drawers

>>934522
>Distract with pencils

Also
>Get asukas panties for yourself
We can just get the two girls panties by banging them later.

>>934535
You know what. I like where this is going.

>>934535
I vote this, we may as well go all out

>>934522
this>>934535

>>934522
>Self-sacrifice
Shinbu's

Okay, since there's support for it, I'll allow it as an option, but taking everything will mean they're CERTAIN there's a thief. In addition, if you are caught, it's a hell of a lot harder to hide them all.

So let's vote

>Take ALL THE PANTIES
>Take one from each
>Take one from one girl (we'll do a separate vote)

>>934564
>take ALL OF THE PANTIES DRAWER INCLUDED

>>934564
>>Take one from each

>>934564
>Take ALL THE PANTIES

>>934564
>Take ALL THE PANTIES

>>934564
>take all of the panties

>>934536
>Take one from each

>>934564
>>Take one from each


>>934570
>>934572
>>934575
>wanting to get caught

>>934580
>not wanting to make a mummy costume out of panties

>>934564
>take one each
As much as I'd like to go full madman, Tony is a cautious kid

>>934564
>>Take one from each

>>934594
He may be cautious, but the prize

>>934564

>ALL THE PANTIES.

>>934602
What PRIZE? There is nothing good we get from this other than getting shat on by the teachers.

>>934564
>>Take one from each

>>934607
Obviously your forgetting about the DRAWER FULL OF PANTIES
Well be legends if we pull this off

CALLED

>>934616
Legendary idiots who got caught for being greedy and have literally every girl hate us you mean. You get no credit unless you get away with it.

>>934629
And you are a legendary puss foot who only took one pair.

Wow, that was close

Writing

>>934634
A puss wouldn't even try to false equivalency flinging faggot. One pair from each girl is about as much someone can take and get away clean, which is mandatory to make legendary status. just because you've never seen a pair of panties IRL doesn't mean you need to take them all like a mouthbreathing moron.

>>934643
Lol, you talk like you've thought about this for a long time and how others have probably pulled the shit off anon.

You motion for Robert and Grayson to stay where they are. You head back into room B and stealthily look through Kia's drawer... Bingo. Black, plain, but with a little cute skull on the front center.

You sneak back out.

"Okay guys, slight alteration of the plan. I'm gonna lead them away. You guys get in, grab a pair from each drawer, and get out. I'll meet you back at the room. Okay?"

They nod. It's time for the most dangerous part of the mission. You can feel your senses heightened, your mind focused. You feel ALIVE suddenly.

You knock on the door. The soul inside gets up and walks over...

You steel yourself.

The door opens, and you see Shinobu's face, confused but not unhappy to see you.

"Tony? Can I help you with something?"

"Hey, Shinobu... can you come with me for a second?"

"... Sure? Light-out is in like... 20 minutes, though..."

You walk with her to the other side of the hallway. You can hear the girl's showers nearby. You need to make this fast...

You position yourself so that Shinobu has her back to the door...

>"Shinobu, I LOVE YOU."
>"Shinobu, we should... go somewhere... the next night I'm free."
>"Shinobu, can we train again tomorrow?"
>Pretend to stutter and stumble over your words to stall.
>Write-in?

>>934676
>"Shinobu, I LOVE YOU."
>Faint ontop of her to sell it.

>>934676
>>Pretend to stutter and stumble over your words to stall.

Rolled 33, 53 = 86 (2d100)

ignore me~

>>934662
Something literally like this happened in Summer camp when I was younger. just drawing on past experiences. If you get caught by the fuzz you're nothing but a fuck up.

>>934676
>"Shinobu, can we train again tomorrow?"
>Without Kia, at least for now? Trying to wield both of you at once is mostly beyond me, I want to be able to comfortably wield you before I try both again.

>>934676
>>"Shinobu, we should... go somewhere... the next night I'm free."

>"Shinobu, can we train again tomorrow?"

>Write-in?
Since I went on the last mission with only Kia It would only be fair if we prepare for the mission that I only bring you

>>934676
Well considering >>934684
>lift her over our shoulders and take off running
That's not against the rules eh? We just wanted to take her to our favorite spot to look at the sky

>>934694
Seconding

>>934694
I like this idea

>>934694
yeah, that 33 definitely means robert got a little too excited. we gotta haul it now before we get caught up in their blunder

>>934694
What could possibly go wrong

>>934676
>"Shinobu, we should go somewhere the next night I'm free."
I would like to get a feel for Shinobu
Get to know more about her.

>>934676
changing this >>934680 too fucking insanity here >>934694

Seems like we have a /qtg/ raid trying to derail the quest. Fun.

>>934676
This >>934685

>>934709
>we have to make it away to be legendary
the fuck do you think we're doing here? We're buying our team time and taking the only person near away from the scene.

You start to stall for time, stuttering and sputtering over words, as though you don't know what to say.

Suddenly, the door to the showers nearby swings open, filling the hallway with steam and the voice of chattering girls. You hear Kia and Tiffany's voices in there.

At the same moment, there's a loud crash from Shinobu's room. She spins around.

"What was-"

You lift the purple-haired weapon, suddenly babbling as fast as you can. "Hey why don't we talk somewhere where there isn't anything wrong and we won't be seen okay-"

As you pass Room B, the door BANGS open, and you see Grayson carrying an entire drawer filled with panties, with Robert riding on top in a three-point stance.

Robert's fear-filled eyes meet your own, flicking between you and Shinobu. He shouts three words:

"SHIT'S FUCKED! RUN!"

-------------------END OF SESSION-------------------

>>934719
Glorious

>>934719
Fucking top notch material mate, when's the next session?

>>934718
Picking her up and running pretty much makes them KNOW we did it.


>>934719
and this why the whole fucking drawer was a horrible idea. Too loud too noticeable and way too easy to get caught. Hope the Spooky/qtg/ fags had fun

>>934738
FEED ME MORE, I DESIRE YOU'RE PAIN AND SUFFERING.

>>934738
Cry some more

>>934752
>>934754
Go back to banished quest, you can shit it more can't you?

I decided that the slapstick potential was too good, so I rolled to see if A: The two idiots in the room would panic, and B: If the shower would let out yet. Rool 1 was bad, roll 2 was mediocre, so you have time to get away.

Chiiiill guys, it's not like Satoru is allowed to kill you.

I mean.

Emma is a really good healer. You'll be fiiiiiine.

>>934764
>Go back to Banished quest
>Been here since we picked the soul

You talking to the wrong person you stupid fucking twat, and I know my god damn place. Its above you on this pole. Now run along to one of you're little shite quests.

>>934780
Nah, pretty sure I am talking to the right person. A shitposter out to fuck up a quest as much as possible to ruin it for everyone else and get their rocks off. Go back to shitpost central and stop trying to kill yet another quest to satisfy your desire to be shit anonymously you cowardly little scunner.

>>934791
>All this salt
>All this projection

Feed me more faggot, Feed me it all. I only grow more powerful

Now for the post-thread

>Kia and Tiffany are getting alone just fine! She's really a sweet girl!

>Shinobu is super confused, slightly scared, and slightly excited by what is happening.

>Asuka is heading back from the gym. Gotta stay consistent in her schedule.

>Tiffany likes this Kia girl. She smells of blood, but hasn't broken. She's strong.

Emi had a nice shower. She likes to shower. That fight earlier was something else, though. That Tony guy moved like ZOOOOM. And then you got flattened.

Melvin is already asleep. He still feels useless.

Grayson is FREAKING OUT THIS DRAWER IS HEAVY BUT NOT TOO HEAVY Asuka wears striped panties nice GO GO GO

Robert is FREAKING OUT BUT WE GOT THEM ALL WE'RE GONNA DIE LEGENDS THIS IS JUST LIKE SEASON 2 EPISODE 7 OF DEMON HEART HIGH SCHOOL

Miss Braun feels angry and she doesn't know why.

Satoru is laughing and he doesn't know why.

Lord Death wishes he had popcorn. This just got good.

As always, thank you all for coming! Feel free to hate on me for making things go crazy, but I'm just trying to keep things in the spirit of the original, plus there was a lot of support for both sides on this. In the end, it came down to dice, and the dice weren't good to the two perverts in the girls room.

>>935166
>Lord Death
I forgot that Death sees everything and we would have gotten in trouble regardless of what we had done.

>>935213
Only if he decides to call it in. He likes shenanigans as much as anyone else.

>>935166
Is he gonna demand we let them steal our boxers in return?

>>935240
We'd need underwear first. We're poor as shit remember?

>>935258
We have some? clothing?

>>935262
I was making a joke about us being too poor to have underwear.

>>933424
Oh shit, I thought this was kill. Too bad I have to be up in the morning.

The thread has been archived!

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=DWMA%20Quest

I really really wish the short thread I did before was still able to be salvaged, but oh well. Not much was lost.

As always, I'm humbled by your support in making me feel like this isn't awful. Never thought my first quest would go over well. If my fucking ISP wasn't so busy shoveling dick into their face we might have been close to the Winter Ball by now, and everyone knows that shit hits the fan everyone has a lovely time dancing there.

>>935685
>Winter Ball
That should be good. I honestly liked this thread the least out of the ones you've run but I'm looking forward to the next one

I finished a thing!

http://pastebin.com/UyVZSbN2

It's the relevant stats and abilities for Tony and his two partners. If you look at it, there's new information...

>>936374
>sliver shields ego is growing

Soon best girl will be in charge of bully

>>936374
What was a Death's soul again? I don't recall the options from the first thread

>>936381
It means you have a Death Scythe in your family tree. Makes you more resistant to Madness and mind-control magic.

>>936380
It means she has a better hold on who she is and what she wants in life.

>>936415
Soon, she will become the beta. Kia better catch up.

>>936422
Depending on how you handle Shinobu here, things could get... interesting with her.

God damnit I wish I knew exactly when I was able to run again because this is gonna be fun. Fucking holidays.

>>936431
did u decide to get a twitter? with all the quests i'm following i check it pretty frequently

>>936433
Noooooooo no twitter. Does it really help that much?

>>936434
It helps for those who refuse discord. Honestly it seems to be slowly phased out.

Also interesting..how? She won't be tainted by this right?

>>936439
Tainted... isn't the word I'd use.

She's had a sheltered life. Barely seen combat, been around boys, or had close friends that weren't family. Now this guy she kinda likes and his two goofy buddies are absconding with her and her room mate's underwear drawer.

This is either going to traumatize her (in the silly way) or be the most fun she's ever had. I guess... which one happens is up to you.

>>936434
Twitter is a lot more useful than discord desu.
>>936444
Shinobu has an "Accomodating Soul," does that mean she's not pure?

>>936446
If by pure, you mean virginal, then yes. If you mean "doesn't know much about sex" then... pffthaha she has the internet and lots of alone time. She's seen some shit.

>>936444
Checked and I hope she has fun but understands this is not where it goes in those online stories. She is not gonna be spit-roasted.

She is a good kid, and we stole her. We're out of control, I love it. She also is no longer allowed the internet.

>>936463
There's just so many funny places this can go from here. I wanna mention ideas I have but I don't want to ruin or influence anything.

>>936434
>>936446
I'm not very familiar with discord but I know I get notifications from my twitter, so I can participate in threads pretty much any time. It's very little work to set up, you don't have to do anything besides set up a shill in your first post of the thread

I'd also like to point out that Twitter does not require me to make an account or socialize with people I don't like.

>>941988
Yes it does.

>>941988
Faggot

>>942081
No, literally the only people I follow on Twitter are QM's and there's over 20.

"Phased Out" my ass. I'd never even heard of a quest using Discord until this one. Heck, some quests are still using IRC ffs.

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Running again in a little bit!

I found myself some free time.

May as well put it to use!


Have a Shinobu, seeing as Tony currently has her slung under an arm.

There's a moment of complete silence and stillness in that hallway. The voices of the girls leaving the showers have ceased entirely. The loud bang from the door still rings in your head, but at this point, your mind is completely blank. This plan has just fallen off the rails, and you're at the scene of a crime, carrying a witness to your activities.

You've been in worse spots.

Suddenly, you hear the sounds of several pairs of feet thudding around the corner. The other girls are coming.

You lock eyes with Grayson, carrying the drawer full of panties (with Robert on top) effortlessly, and an understanding flashes between you. You...

>Lead the way back, removing obstacles from Grayson's path
>Take the rear, do everything you can to slow the other girls down
>Write-in with brilliant plans?

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>>943109

> Recruit Shinobu.

>>943109
Fuck it
>lead the way

>>943140
secondin

>>943109
Voting this >>943140

>>943140
I'll switch to this

You blitz ahead of your compatriots, noting to yourself that Shinobu is being unusually still. You'd expected her to struggle or kick at you. You take a glance behind you to see that Robert is riding the drawer easily, while Grayson is keeping pace with you so far. Good to see that they're not frozen in panic.

You round a corner, throwing open a set of double doors that separate the Keep from the school's common hallways, and hold it open for Grayson. During this, you hear a small voice next to you ear.

"What's going on, Tony? Why are you stealing underwear?"

You should probably answer her.

>Tell her the truth. "We're stealing them."
>Lie. "Some guys forced us to take these for them."
>Half-truth. "I had to come along. They made me."
>Bully. "I was curious about what you and Kia have going on under there."
>Write-in?

>>943184

> Write-In

If you do this for me now and ask no questions; you can ask me to do any one thing no question's asked. No matter how ridiculous or insane.

>>943184
>Bully. "I was curious about what you and Kia have going on under there."

Also backing this guy >>943196

>>943184
I was afraid of getting rusty.

>>943196
Backing it up

Rolled 57, 38 = 95 (2d100)

"Hey, I was curious about what you and Kia had going on under there." You try to say it with a straight face, but you can't help but smirk as you feel her body heat spike.

"W-what?"

You let the door shut and continue running, outpacing Grayson again. "Listen, if you help me with this right now, no questions until later, I'll do any one thing you can think of, no matter how ridiculous or insane."

You can hear her gasp. "A-a-anything?"

You grin. "Anything you want. Just help us get away from the others."

Shinobu immediately shifts into Shield form and forms a connection between your soul and her own. "Okay! Let's go!"

>Roll 1d100 for sync, best of 3!

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>943246
easy

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>943246
WE MADE A BIG MISTAKE GUYS

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>943246
Roooollll

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>943246
gonna roll anyways and see what could have been

You finish the connection with Shinobu, but you're finding it hard to hold on to at first. You're running, using a continuous stream of your wavelength to keep your speed going, skidding around corners... You nearly drop the connection.

However, Shinobu holds it together for both of you, amplifying your strength and stopping the drain on your energy that Soul Boost still leaves you with.

"Tony, there's stairs coming up!" Shinobu tells you, and you mentally go through your options.

Grayson and Robert are right behind you. Robert seems to have assumed his kukri form, laying on the soft, silky pile of panties.

>Play it safe, get down without hurting yourself or dropping the... cargo
>Be risky, get down fast, those girls are gaining on you!
>DO SOMETHING DRASTIC AND POSSIBLY LIFE-THREATENING

>>943317
I'm half tempted to WITCH BOOSTO but
>Be risky, get down fast, those girls are gaining on you!

>>943317

> DO SOMETHING DRASTIC AND LIFE THREATENING

Shinobu! SURF DOWN THE STAIRS!

WE LEGOLAS NOW BOYS

>>943317
>>DO SOMETHING DRASTIC AND POSSIBLY LIFE-THREATENING

>>943332
yes

>>943317
I like the way this man thinks >>943332

>>943332
The option you're picking is more life-threatening than that.
Just saying.

>>943317
>>DO SOMETHING DRASTIC AND POSSIBLY LIFE-THREATENING

>>943341

DICKS OUT FOR SHINOBU BOYS.

ALL IN!

>>943317
>DO SOMETHING DRASTIC AND POSSIBLY LIFE-THREATENING

NO PAIN NO GAIN.

WE DIED AS WE LIVED! COVERED IN BROS AND PANTIES!

TRULY THE GREATEST STUDENT WE EVER HAD!

~Death

110% ACCURACY

>>943332
Let's go

You look down the stairs, and an idea hits you. At the end of the stairs, there's a small landing, and then more stairs leading further down. You COULD take all those stairs... or you can bypass them directly.

You yell at Grayson. "GIVE ME THE BOX!" He gives you a quizzical look, but complies. It is heavy, but with Shinobu empowering you, it's doable.

"Grayson, take Robert and get back to the room. Keep the way clear. I'll be back before lights-out."

"Tony... but.. wha-"

"NO TIME GRAYSON. GO!"

The blue-haired boy grabs Robert off of the pile, and you enact your plan.

>Roll 1d100, best of 3

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>943365

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>943365

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>943365

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>943365

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HERE WE GO BOYZ

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>943365

You drop Shinobu to the stairs in front of you, place one foot on her back, and SHOVE with your other foot.

You do your best to stay steady as you slide down the stairs, Shinobu becoming a makeshift snowboard, drawer full of drawers in one arm, and manage to jump high enough with her to clear the base of the window.

CRAAAAAAAASSSSSSHHHHHH

The glass cuts your skin and you nearly lose your balance, but it helps. If you ever return these panties, you'll have to pick the shards out first. But... that's a future concern.

Right now, you're hurtling down the sloped roof of the DWMA on a very dark night. The moon seems to be nearly missing from the sky entirely. You wobble again as the curve of the roof increases your speed.

Shinobu is screaming into your head. You manage to make out a few words, like "CRAZY", "STUPID", "GLASS", and "AMAZING"

Well, at least she's having fun.

You slide a little longer, and then see you're about to run out of roof. You'll have one chance to catch the edge of the building before you plummet to your probable death off the side of the building. However, if you manage this, you'll be on the right floor to get back into your room. Hell, you might even beat Grayson and Robert back.

>Roll 1d100, best of 3! DON'T SCREW UP!

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>943411

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>943411
watch this nat 1

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>943411

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>943411

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>943415
Thank you, you beautiful bastard
>>943411

>>943415
well, we did good then.

You're bleeding from a few small cuts, sliding through the dark on a silver shield that is screaming incoherently through your mind even as she seems to be having the time of her life.

You feel alive.

The edge of the roof approaches, and you time your jump. You leap a little short of the roof's edge, clearing the drainage pipe at the end, and falling for a half-second. You reach out with one arm, grabbing the pipe, praying that it holds... and it does.

Shinobu is firmly caught between your calves, the drawer is balanced evenly on your palm, and your other arm is gripping the pipe, but you still feel pretty good. Actually, you probably should be running out of soul energy by now...

The window closest to you seems to be left open. That's one hell of a lucky break.

"Hey Shinobu?" The shield has been silent ever since you grabbed the pole. "I'm gonna toss you through that window, then follow."

"uggggggggh"

"I'll take that as an okay." You flex your legs and fling her. She lands on the tile with a clatter.

You swing yourself back and forth a few times to gain momentum, and then launch yourself through as well, landing softly next to the shield. You pick her up and stroll down the hall to your room.

It is empty, aside from Robert's girls, smiling vapidly from the walls.

You set the drawer down on his bed and plop down on your own, feeling the strain now that you have a moment to breathe.

"Tony? I... I've never been in a boy's room before."

Oh right. Her. It's 10 minutes to lights-out.

>"Never? Why not?"
>"You aren't missing much"
>"Sorry you got dragged into this."
>Stay quiet, catch your breath.
>Write-in?

>>943461
>Drape an arm around her, and make a hand gesture towards the rest of the room
>Well here it is, in all its wonderful shitty glory!

>>943461
>"And I've never done something so dangerous in my life. Today's just chocked full of new experiences, eh?"

>>943466

> This but add in a genuine "Thanks for helping."

>>943461
>"and I've never slid down a roof on a shield, so I guess we both had firsts today"

>>943466
I like this too, maybe also add

>Believe it or not I've never been in a girl's room before tonight, so I guess we're even.

You look down at her, still on your arm as a weapon, and lay her down on the bed. She takes the opportunity to change back. You intermediately throw an arm around her and gesture grandly. "Well, here it is, in all its wonderful shitty glory!" You hold the pose for a moment before dropping your arm. "I've never done something that dangerous in my life. Guess we both had a new experience today?"

Shinobu giggles a bit at that... and leans against you. You feel your face redden. Kia is usually like this, but Shinobu... doesn't get touchy-feely.

"So Tony, what exactly was the point of stealing all of our underwear?"

UH

>"I'm a huge pervert and wanted to indulge my sick fantasies." Deliver this line deadpan.
>"Robert and Grayson roped me into it."
>"I had to go along to... uh... make sure they didn't go after your panties specifically!"
>Make worried Tony noises, don't actually answer
>Write-in

>>943510
>"I'm a huge pervert and wanted to indulge my sick fantasies." Deliver this line deadpan.
Then
>>Make worried Tony noises,

>>943510
>"Robert and Grayson roped me into it."
Had to make sure they wouldn't do anything stupid like get caught.

>>943510
>"Robert and Grayson roped me into it."
>"I had to go along to... uh... make sure they didn't go after your panties specifically!"
>They're special.

>>943510

>Purely scientific curiosity, in no way driven by perverted teenage hormones? Besides, it wouldn't do to let my skills waste away, I had to steal something!

>>943510

> Worried Tony Noises is always the right answer.

>>943510
>I wanted to get a bit closer to you but didn't know how, looks like it worked since we're right here right now

>>943524
Is that last line meant to be delivered in Tony's head? Better yet, does it refer to Shinobu's panties or to Grayson and Robert? Honestly it could work for both.

>>943532
I can get behind that, though it needs some touching up

>>943536
I meant it in the sense that the friends are retarded. Should have specified.

You struggle to form a coherent sentence. Too many possible things to say, all of them true to an extent... You spend a few seconds sputtering before taking a breath and go with the simplest answer.

"Robert and Grayson roped me into it. I, uh... might have gotten into it a bit more than I meant to, as well. I used to sneak around like that to survive, but it's kinda fun when you aren't worried about whether you'll screw up and starve..." You realize the conversation is going to a dark place and change tactics. "You know, I've been meaning to get closer to you lately, but haven't figured out how. Guess I shouldn't have worried about it so much, since we ended up here..."

You feel the blush on your face spread, but you ignore it. You glance down at Shinobu and see... a smile?

"Well... I can forgive you, I guess. I'm taking those-" she points to the drawer." -back with me. I kinda need them."

Oh. OH. That's HER drawer. That's a lot of color... and they're shinier than you expected...

You're distracted by Shinobu looking up at you.

"You're a good guy, Tony. I'm glad this happened, as strange as it was."

You feel like Grayson and Robert will be back any second.

>Have her leave before they get here
>Hold the girl closer
>ROLL FOR COURAGE

>>943563
>Hold the girl closer
>ROLL FOR COURAGE

Rolled 1 (1d1)

>>943563

> KISS HER NOW

>>943563
>Hold the girl closer
>ROLL FOR COURAGE
>request a pair for memory sake, we didn't just do all of this for nothing

Oh, if you wanna roll, 1d100

>>943563
>>ROLL FOR COURAGE

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>943563
You know what? Fuck the safe option. let's do this shit!
>Hold the girl closer
>ROLL FOR COURAGE

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>943563
>>943575
>>943567
LETS SEE IF WE ARE MAN ENOUGH

Rolled 9 (1d100)

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>943574
Roolooling

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>943575

>>943578
It seems we're just sort of slightly man enough, but man enough all the same.

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>943575
here we go then.

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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>943587
Hurry up next time, anon.

You look into Shinobu's eyes, their color matching her dark purple hair, and before you realize it, you're leaning forward.

Your heart is pounding into your head. Your muscles feel electrified. You can sense every speck of dust as it touches you... but you are drawn closer to her, and she to you.

Your lips touch. They're soft and warm against your own. She smells like flowers and linen.

There's no tongue, no deep passion... this is completely new territory for the both of you. You draw back simultaneously with her, and she giggles nervously.

"That was nice." She says.

"Mm." You can't think straight.

Suddenly, the door opens, and two perverts stumble in.

"TONY YOU'RE ALIVE!" Grayson sweeps you up in a bear hug that would probably crush n oil drum. "YOU CRAZY SON OF A BIT- Oh hey Shinobu..." He freezes, and you try your best to stop existing.

She stands up. "I was just going now. I need to take this box that I happened across randomly back to my dorm."

She picks up the drawer and heads to the door. "Tony, can you open this for me?"

Grayson lets you down, and you walk silently, almost robotically, to open the door for her. As she walks past you, her hand presses into your own... leaving a small, purple ball of fabric in it.

She leans in and whispers to you. "Gotta have some reward for your daring escape!" She smiles again, a bit more widely than usual, and walks off, carrying the drawer.

You walk back into the room and plop back onto your mattress. Your hand is clenching the ball of fabric tightly.

Robert sighs. "Man, that's more effort than I've put towards anything in like a month. Was fun though. We should do it again!"

You shoot him a look that could crumble stone. "Not a fucking chance."

Robert merely smiles that creepy smile of his. The lights promptly shut off.

As you and Grayson climb into your beds, he asks the question you've been dreading.

"Soooo... what happened in here while we were gone?"

>Truth
>Lie
>FREEZE UP
>Feel free to write in here