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>>913149
Jack finds himself surrounded by desks; it is a classroom, after all.

>>913170
Blacker Baron studies. (Language, 2/4 until A-)

>>913176
Glimmer keeps going at it. (Theatre, 3/4 until B)

>>913205
Ko is a working machine. (F. Math, 1/3 until B-)

>>913227
Schist walks up the Steel Order Guard, but he's immediately suspicious.
>"Who are you, exactly?"

>>913230
Nous enters the pit and finds his opponent; a weak son of a bitch that should be relatively easy to take out.

>>913233
Azkerina begins to form a sort of transferring... (5/10)

-The Pit-
(#100) Nous vs. (#99) Joe
Joe is guarding.

>>918796
>Study language

>>918796
削除

>>918800
Blacker Baron continues to study... (Language, 3/4 until A-)

>>918810
Nous manages a decent hit, but not enough to delete the guy off of the face of the planet.

#99 manages to slap Nous! Ow? Ow.

>>918796
>Continue construction of the kit taking into account the size and shape of the beakers and vials and the effects it'll have on brewing

>>918817
Keep studying

>>918875
Azkerina keeps constructing this kit... (6/10)

>>918879
Glimmer is insane right now.
>Theatre Grade: B

>>918887
>Now to connect them using the tubing for the movement of the brew through the kit as it's made
Continue construction.

>>918887
Keep acting,not studying

>>918900
Azkerina is finishing up the transfer... (7/10)

>>918949
Glimmer corrects herself, and proceeds to act like a madman. (Theatre, 1/4 until B+)

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>918956
Snap his neck.

>>918956
Keep acting

>>918956
Hm. Go back out and get fit

>>919214
Nous manages to kick #99 into one of the walls. He can't even recover.

>>919307
Glimmer acts harder... (Theatre, 2/4 until B+)

>>919369
FUUUUUCK (1/6)

Nous wins!
Nous ranks up to #99.

>>919468
ACT HARDER

>>919468
FIT

>>919469
Glimmer keeps acting... (Theatre, 3/4 until B+)

>>919474
I CAN'T HANDLE THIS SHIT MAN (2/6)

>>919631
FIT

>>919631
Next Match.

>>919631
>It's coming along nicely almost done now
Continue construction

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>>919633
AAAAA (3/6)

>>919644
Nous goes up the ladder to face off again. He looks as strong as the last guy.

>>919651
Azkerina finishes the set itself, and moves on to slight improvements... (8/10)

-The Pit-
(#100) Nous vs. (#96) Adrijan
Adrijan punches Nous in the leg! That hurt.

>>919664
DID I SAY STOP
FIT

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>919664
Eliminate him.

>>919664
>Ko continues studying Math

>>919664
ACT

Rolled 20 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>918795
>Do you wish to be flogged? Your leader has been expecting me, and we have a great deal of business to speak of. Business he looks VERY forward to. Deny my entrance any longer and he will flay you like the peasant you are.

>>919886
>Give me your money too, fool!

>>919664
>Continue studying language

>>919664
>Almost done just a few more tweaks.
Continue

>>919670
JACK NO (4/6)

>>919746
Nous slams into Adrijan! He manages to hold his ground.

>>919778
Ko keeps pushing. (F. Math, 2/3 until B-)

>>919798
Glimmer is an acting machine!
>Theatre Grade: B+

>>919907
Blacker Baron finally finishes.
>Language Grade: A-
>New Perk: A Man With Words - You know how to read or write virtually any language on the face of this planet, allowing you to write any sort of message or note, as well as a +2 to any speech bonus you may currently have.

>>919886
>>919903
The guard immediately opens the gate, tossing a generous tip of $28!
>"Y-yes, sir. Right this way."
As you enter the base, you find that this place is a technological heaven; trays and napkins have been turned into conveyors, chains, production-- hell, it's a mini-factory in here.

Azkerina is happy with the results-- wait, no, move this tube over an inch. That would cause a bomb. (9/10)

>>920361
FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT

>>920361
>Wow that was close. Now just one last adjustment and the kit is complete.
GIT 'ER DUN

>>920361
ACT

>>920361
>Ko studies some more to get the jist of mathematics.

>>920369
JACK STOP (5/6)

>>920385
Azkerina finishes up the-- hmm, wait-- maybe-- fuck it. It's done.
>Alchemy Stand - Good for making potions or enhancing mixtures with interesting materials.

>>920401
Glimmer feels her stardom rising. (Theatre, 1/4 until A-)

>>920411
Ko feels like she has a good handle of this now.
>Freshman Math Grade: B-
>Level Up!
>New Perk: Egghead - You will gain +2 to any and all ranged attacks since the angle and velocity are burned into your head.

>>920451
>stop
FIT

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>>920461
Going where no man has gone before.

>>920451
>Ko studies Mathmatics more.

>>920451
>Time to break her in!
Begin making the gender bender potion.
And then drink it

>>920461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
>Level Up!
>New Perk: Walking Tank - Dear god, nobody wants to get in range of you. Have a +4 to all melee rolls.

>>920504
Ko keeps studying. (F. Math, 1/3 until B)

>>920505
Azkerina makes and chugs the potion, and-- er, Azkeroth is back to normal, albeit a rising problem.

>>920361
>Study english

>>920622
>Check, check, yep my voice is slightly deeper. I'm a dude again.
Ignore the rising problem and begin studying science again.

>>920622
>Ko continues to study more math. All the math.

>>920622
Start looking for some bullies.

>>920622
KEEP ACTING

>>920638
Blacker Baron throws himself into the next wave of work. (Language, 1/4 until A)

>>920646
Azkeroth goes back to studying. Eventually, his tower of despair disappears. Oh, and his boner does too. (F. Science, 1/3 until B)

>>920656
Ko keeps studying. (F. Math, 2/3 until B)

>>920666
Jack finds three paths he can walk down; there's a math teacher named Mr. Natas who looks fairly weak for your tastes, a pack of six bullies (you feel a slight nostalgia), or a lunchroom fill of interesting bases that could lead to impressive loot.

>>920670
Glimmer is an actor at heart. (Theatre, 2/4 until A-)

>>920799
>Continue studying english

>>920799
ACT HARDER

>>920361
>Find the Steelfag leader

>>920799
>I wonder if I could eventually design my own potion recipes.
Continue studying

>>920799
>Ko continues studying. She stops and scratches her head at one point, but then continues shortly afterwards.

>>920799
Walk over to the six bullies.

>>920804
Blacker Baron carries on. (Language, 2/4 until A)

>>920807
Glimmer feels her power level going off the chain... (Theatre, 3/4 until A-)

>>920823
Azkeroth finds that he could, actually, find brewing recipes in something called the Alchemist's Cookbook. It seems to not be a common item, or easy to obtain, but the option lingers. (F. Science, 2/3 until B)

>>920826
Ko finishes.
>Freshman Math Grade: B

>>920863
Jack heads over to the six bullies; they don't make a move, but your attention is duly noted.

Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>921036
Pick up the first bully and launch him into the group.

>>921036
I'll need to remember that then.
Maybe I should ask science teacher if they know where it is

>>921050
Anyways study more

>>921036
AAACT

>>921036
>Ko studies even more math.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>921036
Show him what it's like to lose.

>>921036
>continue studying

>>920813
Schist finds a man with armor made out of stainless steel-- from the slight indents, possibly spoons or forks-- which were either melted together somehow or heavily taped. He's surrounded by four guards, two with slingshots and two with large staffs. The leader leans forward.
>"Yes?"

>>921045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V2sBURgUBI
Jack manages to hit the only roll that he could possibly miss on, but the bullies don't even attack yet. I don't think anybody could make sense of that shit.

>>921050
>>921059
Azkeroth finishes once more.
>Freshman Science Grade: B

>>921078
Glimmer acts like a legend!
>Theatre Grade: A-
>Level Up!
>New Perk: Starstruck - When you're on the stage, it's practically a crime! You have a +2 to intimidation, a +3 to speech, and a +3 to seduction/influence.

>>921141
Ko studies even harder. (F. Math, 1/3 until B+)

>>921530
Nous misses. Nice.

>>922363
Blacker Baron pushes forward. (Language, 3/4 until A)

Adrijan...misses as well. Huh.

>>923852
>Ko studies a bit too hard, take a small pocky break, then continues to study math.

Rolled 13 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>923852
>"I am the person your guards faultily accused, then attacked, and now wants to wage war against. I am Schist. And since your guards are dolts, I come to you directly to say this: I would like to forge an alliance."

>>923857
Fuck. Shit. Forgot.

>"I would also like to be compensated as my companions were harmed for no apparent reason."

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>923852
Make him feel true pain.

>>923852
AAAACT

>>923855
Ko eats a "pocky", whatever that is. (F. Math, 2/3 until B+)

>>923857
>>923861
Schist, even with a decent effort, fails his speech check.
>"Ha! You insult my army-- my pride and work-- and expect me to shake your hand?"
Lord Titanium tosses $16 on the ground next to Schist.
>"Leave. I won't give you a second chance to."

>>923888
Nous seems to miss...but flies back up and clocks Adrijan in the face! Adrijan manages to recover, but is extremely bloodied.

>>923927
Glimmer just keeps going! (Theatre, 1/4 until A)

-The Pit-
Adrijan bicycle kicks Nous to the ground!
Nous is on his last legs...

-Steel Order, Throne Room-
Marksman A is sparing Schist.
Marksman B is sparing Schist.
Staffmaster A is sparing Schist.
Staffmaster B is sparing Schist.

>>923938
>Ko happily studies Math now with the help of a little sugar intake.

>>923938
>Collect.
>Go to the Legion of Light. See the leader.
>"I have a proposition. Would you like to eliminate the Steel Order today?"

Rolled 17 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>923957

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>923938
削除

>>923938
Keep acting

>>923948
Ko feels it.
>Freshman Math Grade: B+

>>923957
>>923969
(Success) The Legion of Light leader's crease narrows as he looks beyond you.
>"I'm not so sure we have nearly enough manpower for such. Our guild-- it's relatively small, compared to theirs. Even with our faith in the light and glory of the sun, their technology could ruin us."

>>923981
Nous destroys all hope of Adrijan making it back up.
Nous has ranked up to #96!

>>924002
Glimmer continues acting. (Theatre, 2/4 until A)

>>924020
>Ko continues to study math, at one point a small insect started bothering her and she spent a whole 5 minutes trying to swat it away uselessly. She continues to study, being annoyed by an gnat until it loses interest,

Rolled 5 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>924020
>"Worry not, my brother. The time has come for the rest of us to ban together and usurp the devil's emissary. We must put aside our differences with the rest of the guilds and work together. Then, our safety, safety for all of us, can be assured. We will fight for a common good. They call your guild a female's genitalia. We will show them light does not falter to the adversity of darkness."

Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>924020
Um, grab one of the bullies and start shaking him?

>>924020
Keep on acting

>>924020
Take a break, rest up.

>>924020
>Continue studying science

>>924020
>Continue studying

>>924020
Look around

>>924024
Ah, yes, I remember that happening. (F. Math, 1/3 until A-)

>>924027
The leader looks at you with intense worry.
>"We are heavily outnumbered in people and weapons, and we will not be able to do this. However...if you could accumulate enough weaponry, then we could...give it a shot?"

>>924034
Jack shakes one of the guys and throws him into a locker. Oh shit.

>>924055
Glimmer is on fire!
>Theatre Grade: A

>>924112
Nous decides to rest in the Nurse's Office to heal himself.

>>924147
Azkeroth continues. (F. Science, 1/3 until B+)

>>924199
Blacker Baron succeeds!
>Language Grade: A

>>924305
Andrew finds himself outside of the school with a concealed Makarov and evil thoughts to go around.
(Some new locations and shit appeared, so if you ever want to know about them, ask other people.)

-1st Floor, Hallway-
Bully A slaps Jack!
Bully B runs up and dropkicks Jack in the chest! Shit son, this is getting serious.
Bullies C, D, E, and F are guarding.

Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>924597
Grab Bully A and use him as a shield against the bully's attacks.

>>924597
KEEP. ACTING

>>924597
>Ko breathes a breath of relief when the gnat flies off to go bother someone else. She continues to study Math.

>>924597
Head to the gun shop

Rolled 16 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>924597
>Deal
>Go to the Poseidon table
>"Chairetismoús, tin oikogéneiá mou. I have a proposition to make. How would you like to finally end the Steel Order?"

Means: greetings, my family

>>924597
Continue studying.
And contemplate the behavior of my parents.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>924597
Brew a potion in the science lab.

>>924603
Jack Frost throws Bully A at the rest...oh boy.
Bully B is stunned!
Bully D is stunned!
Bully F is stunned!

>>924605
Glimmer is ready to advance. (Theatre, 1/4 until Mastery)

>>924611
Ko is a happy person. (F. Math, 2/3 until A-)

>>924642
Andrew goes to the Gun Shack, despite her having no real money, but I'm sure she has a plan.

>>924643
Schist goes to Poseidon's Club and makes a convincing proposal right off the bat...and manages to lean a few people.
>"I dunno...we don't really have much defenses. If the Steel Order came down on us, we'd be done for!"

>>924648
Azkeroth ponders an interesting thought. (F. Science, 2/3 until B+)

>>924794
Nous has something brewing (pun very intended), but what potion would he brew?

-1st Floor, Hallway-
Bully A is sparing Jack.
Bully B is stunned!
Bully C misses.
Bully D is stunned!
Bully E misses.
Bully F is stunned!

>>925316
>Ko continues to study math. She is getting a bit bored though, what with her constantly studying with little breaks. She thinks about going to go and look around the school and interact with people when she is done.

Rolled 2 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>925316
>I promise we'll succeed. Now is the time to topple there corrupt dominance. We need to all ally ourselves; flags of all colors: yellow, blue, green, white.

>>925316
>Continue studying English

>>925357
SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT

>>925316
AAAAAAAACCCCCCCTTTTTttoo 3 Freeeeezo

>>925316
>Ugh this is too slow
Ask the science teacher if there is a faster if albeit risky way to become better at alchemy/science faster. I will brave any danger! The any quest. just please no more studying!

Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>925316
Pick up the stunned Bully B and just fucking chuck it at the rest.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>925316
Approach the gunshop owner
"Nigger, I need your keys to stop terrorists!"

>>925316
The best one! With the most complicated and impressive recipe.

>>918795
Name: Joseph Kane
Gender: Male
Other info: a faggot(gay)

Manhorse, quit being nigger kike and post.

>>918795
Name: Harold Hill
Gender: Male

>>925316

> Wake up... somewhere

Is this... a school?

>>933352
And why the hell did no one archived the last thread?
Oh well, I did done a proper job though.

>>925328
Ko feels enlightened.
>Freshman Math Grade: A-
>Level Up!
>New Perk: Genius - You have become impressive in the field of mathematics. You will gain +3 in all ranged attacks instead of +2, as well as a +1 to all melee attacks.

>>925357
>>925364
>"I dunno, that sounds like a pretty bad plan. Like, really bad. We wouldn't have any real barriers, and it wouldn't mean peace-- just every repressed teenager for themselves."

>>925362
Blacker Baron continues to the end. (Language, 1/4 until Mastery)

>>925374
Azkeroth asks a teacher about a faster alchemical study rate.
>"Well, there is a potion that increases study time, but it only exists in some weird cookbook."
>Freshman Science Grade: B+

>>925380
Jack manages to get the entire party stunned, as well as completely eliminating Bully B from being a threat.

>>925737
The owner doesn't look up.
>"Nah."

>>926475
Nous doesn't have the recipe to the Elixir of Game Ending on him.

>>927750
Joseph Kane arrives on the scene of the school, where adventure awaits!

>>929881
And so does Harold Hill, the music man who sells propane and propane accessories! (Not really. Don't do that.)

>>933352
And so does ???, who I assume has a name later on! Jesus christ! That's a lot of people.

Oh boy do I love when the player count goes over 6 :^)
https://discord.gg/34YQ5eU

-1st Floor, Hallway-
Bully A is sparing you.
Bully B is sparing you.
Bully C is stunned!
Bully D is stunned!
Bully E is stunned!
Bully F is stunned!

Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>934640
PUNCH BULLY C

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>>934640

...
Am I a student here?
...
Do I have a name?
...
And what is this thing next to me?

>>934640
>Ko continues to study. She is aiming for that A so she doesn't have to come back.

Rolled 13 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>934640
>No. Under a common enemy, we would be unified to a common standard, and thereafter remember this moment of unification. On this, we can build a "barrier" of mutual trust and security--especially against future unsavory forces. If one strays, the others will reign them back in. It's an alliance. Do you believe people are innately evil? Because if we are, this alliance may very likely fail. If you don't, give me your trust.

>>934658
It's a rock.

>>934640
Act

>>934640
resume studying history

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>934640
Just guesstimate the ingredients! I'm a genius, so it'll probably work out exactly as planned.

>>934640
H-Hello?

>>934640
>Well if I'm looking for a book the library is the place to go!
Off to the library.
>>934686
Before leaving I look at the person mixing things in randomly and say
>You shouldn't play around like that.

>>934640
>Before I leave I suddenly realised that the chemical thrower is still here in a school. And I take it. It's science club property so maybe If I bring it to them they'll accept me.

>>934770
...
Do I know you?

>>934792
>Yes? Maybe? I'm not sure. Right now I'm studying alchemy and I heard about a cool book. You can come with me. Or not. Maybe the librarian will know you.

>>934814

...
Ok.

>>934824
Are you actually Aleera or just some anon who read through the thread in the archive and is now resurrecting her character?

>>934843

Check da Trip mate.
I got all of the 3 Mayor Qs inside.
I got some spare time, might aswell enjoy a little RPing.
The Chuunis way.

>>934855
>The Chuunis way
Uh okay welcome back.

>>934640
>Continue studying

See if the schools got trouble.

>>934640
Grab the basketball and throw it at the gym teacher in an autistic rage

>>934652
Jack clocks Bully C into submission.

>>934658
??? notices the Chemical Flamethrower.

>>934659
Ko continues on. (F. Math, 1/3 until A)

>>934666
Schist, with that roll and those trips, convinces the blue team!
>"Sounds good enough to me. Let's do it!"
Poseidon's Clan is now allied with the Cult of OP!

>Poseidon's Clan
>Defenses: 6 Bricks, 16 Desks, 10 Chairs
>Members: 20/20
>Win/Lose Ratio: 0.00 (0/0)

>>934678
Okay. (Theatre, 3/4 until Mastery)

>>934683
Forgive me, what grade were you at on F. History?

>>934686
Nous decides to throw around a shitload of chemicals to make a completely random pile of 'dear god'... (1/3)

>>934702
Joseph finds that nobody is next to him.

>>934727
Azkeroth goes to the library, a beautiful place that for some reason has nerf bullets taped to the bookshelves and ceiling. A sign lies in the front:
"NO PERKS ALLOWED"
Nonetheless, Azkeroth enters to try and find the book.

>>934770
BUT FIRST, Azkeroth runs and grabs the Chemical Flamethrower, then runs back to the library.

>>935651
Blacker Baron pushes on. (Language, 2/4 until Mastery)

>>937068
Music Man finds the school itself to attend classes and gain perks, The Pit where he can fight a bunch of bullies, regular bullies strolling around, a Gun Store down the road, his house on this street, and the downtown city.

>>937471
Steve what

-Gymnasium-
The Coach grabs Steve and throws him into a nearby mat, which probably cracked a rib!
>"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST TRY TO DO?"
The Coach is guarding.

Rolled 5, 18, 11, 15, 19, 20, 2, 4, 8, 6, 13, 14, 9, 2, 8, 18 = 172 (16d20)

>>937757
>Find Helio and kill him. Obviously add +3 to the first roll for Schist.

>>937757

> Ask people in the library if they recall seeing me.
> Ask if they know my name.

>>937757
>Ko continues to study Math in the Math Classroom alone. She is almost done.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>937757
Tell the guys that are knocked out/sparing me to, well, be my allies. Or they will die.

>>937757
>Continue studying

>>937757
Apologize to the coach. Bend over and offer myself to him

>>937757
check out the city

>>937757
Head to the librarian and ask them about the alchemist's cookbook
And keep an eye on my companion to make sure she doesn't get into trouble

>>937757
Act

>>937785
Schist and his followers leave to go to the first floor and curbstomp the fuck out of Helio for some reason. That adds another set of clothing to Schist's name.
>Kill/Death Ratio: 2.00
>Level Up!
>New Perk: Double Downer - Your +1 to all rolls will be lost, but now your crit chance will increase by +1.

>>937792
Aleera finds that people know her as Aleera.

>>937807
Ko keeps going. (F. Math, 2/3 until A)

>>937811
Jack, despite his roll, manages to gain 6 followers on his side.
>Jack Frost's Followers: 6/10

>>937813
Blacker Baron feels it now... (Language, 3/4 until Mastery)

>>937822
Steve...yes. YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK IT. THIS IS THE MAGNUM OPUS OF THIS ENTIRE QUEST.

>>937824
Music Man goes to The City! Holy shit, is it a great place! There are tons of places to go, including a hotel, a cafe, a real theatre, an arcade, a college, and a strange road leading somewhere dark.

>>937968
Azkeroth learns nothing, but is tapped on the shoulder by a strange kid in a white hat, white fingerless gloves, a white tee, and light blue jeans.
>"You wish to know of the Alchemist's Cookbook?"
The kid looks at you up and down.
>"I don't think you're up to the retrieval."

>>938157
Glimmer fucking does it!
>Theatre Grade: A+
>2 of 4 Freshman Classes Mastered
>1 of 4 Sophomore Classes Mastered
>1 of ? Special Classes Mastered

>>938256
Great.
Go find some bullies to fuck up

>>938256
>Ko studies one more time to finally master it.

>>938256
Welp, go study some History while my followers guard the history room.

>>938256
Ask around to see if ya got trouble right here in the city.

Rolled 18, 1, 6, 5, 3, 15, 15, 7, 16, 9, 4, 15, 14, 13, 16, 4 = 161 (16d20)

>>938256
>Kill Andrew and take literally all his shit

>>938256
>And I disagree. How about instead of talking you let me prove myself with actions instead of words. You can call me Azkie and you?

>>938256
Is it supposed to smell like that? Eh it's probably fine. Keep at it!

>>938604
name

>>938256
>Continue studying

>>937757
>Forgive me, what grade were you at on F. History?

>>938256
>>907162
Harvey keeps going. (So. History, 2/4 until C+)
about here

>>938256
...
Aleera, huh? What a weird name...
That just won't do.
Hmm ...
Nita! The name is Nita now!
...
> Rummage through school materials, in order to remember ANYTHING.
Content:
Multiple books for different classes.
A large amount of files related to science, additionally some obscure recipes.
Multiple tablets, as well as a large assortment of pencils and pens.
And... is that hair? Why is there tissue attached to it?

> Level... uuh?
> New Perk: Sketchy Memory - It's almost as if Science was the only thing you ever did! And nothing else!

Only if it's OK with you, of course, my humble Questmasta!~

>>938267
Glimmer finds the Lunchroom, some bullies strolling around, and The Pit.

>>938279
Ko hasn't mastered it yet, though.
>Freshman Math Grade: A

>>938280
Jack decides to study history while his force takes watch. (F. History, 1/3 until C+)

>>938287
Music Man asks around for trouble. A businessman on his way to work answers.
>"Down the road into the ghetto part of town, but I suggest a mind as bright as yours not even look there. It's full of bad guys who wouldn't spare any bit of you."

>>938290
Schist and his mates stroll over and beat the shit out of Andrew! Schist manages to find some interesting things, however:
-1x Clothing
-1x Makarov
-9x Bullet
Holy shit!

>>938388
>"Simply a servant of the glorious sun. I know where your book is; it is held within the grasp of a faction known for their green thumbs."
He begins to mutter.
>"Plus, they stole all the fucking food from the beginning, so..."
The guy looks back at you.
>"Yeah, they have the cookbook. You'd get fucked running in like that though."

>>938604
>>938608
Nous says fuck it to any red flag and just keeps pouring into the now sickly neon red vial... (2/3)

>>938694
Finally.
>Language Grade: A+
>2 of 4 Freshman Classes Mastered
>1 of 6 Special Classes Mastered

>>938796
Ah, apologies. (So. History, 3/4 until C+)

>>939594
AHAHAHA, I'm going to stop you right there.
-You don't get to write your own "I'm the edgy chosen one" lore.
-You don't get your own special snowflake perks.
-You don't get to make your own inventory.
-You don't get to immediately try and move forward by making your own recipes.
-You don't get to roleplay your weird memory loss whatever the fuck thing you're doing.
-You don't get to randomly change your name to fit your headcanon.
-You DO get to play the game like a normal person without being an autist about it.
Aleera finds that she has nothing in her inventory.

>>940716
Keep learning.

Rolled 10, 19, 12, 10, 1, 20, 1, 14, 15, 13, 13, 20, 6, 4, 15, 9 = 182 (16d20)

>>940716
>Kill Jack's guards because I do need that adrenaline thing and he can always replace them.

>>940716
Walk up to the bullies and say hi.

>>940716
>Ko is slightly disappointed when she learns that there is an A+ after the A grade. She silently curses in what she thinks is Japanese from one of her subbed animes and goes back to studying.

>>940716
>Dude I don't know anything about this faction shit. Just tell me the name of the group so I can make some potions and get the book.

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>>940733

>>940716
>The awakened, the enlightened man says: I am body entirely, and nothing beside; and soul is only a word for something in the body. Your body is a great intelligence... Your little intelligence, brother, which you call "spirit", is also an instrument of your body, a little instrument and toy of your great intelligence.
Now for the final ingredient: love.

>>940716
it's all good
I disappeared for a bit so it's only natural to remove inactive players from the current information
anyway
keep studying

>>940733
Dont forget to take all their shit.

>>940716
No perk for mastery?

>Study English

>>940716
Leave the gym and hang out by the girls locker room

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>>940742

>>940716
Don't heed their warning and check out the ghetto.

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>>939594

What is this shit?
WHAT IS THIS SHIT?

Just fucking leave for some weeks because of job, check /qst/ for favorite quests.
And what do I see?
... My fucking flatmate, shitposting ALL over the most enjoyable quest there is.

My hands are shacking so fucking hard right now, and I find it difficult to resist writing this in all caps.

I cannot even fathom which other places he might have infested with his autism.
DISREGARD EVERYTHING THIS FAG OF A FLATFAG SAID!

Word of advice, if you have a roommate, who likes to go to 4chan too, but to generally shitpost ALL over the place,
Do not,
I repeat.
DO NOT.
Let them see your trip.

I know you will read this, so listen up!
You.
Are so fucking dead right now.
Expect a long, oh SOO FUCKING LONG discussion after this.

>>940716

Just as an heads up, I plan on returning once I get my vacation days.
I will get myself a new trip too.
Can't have flatfag ruining every quest at the cost of MY reputation!

So I'll check on this quest later, once it's archived, and check for
> pic related
Because I KNOW it will happen. I'd be surprised if anyone would NOT doubt this explanation.

... I wish I earned enough money to pay of the rent on my own. Than my reputation would not sink any further.
Seriously, the what are the odds of a flatmate, also visiting 4chan, especially /qst/, writing in my trip, and being a shitposter ON TOP of that?
Pretty fucking low, that's what it is.

>>940721
DON'T YELL AT ME (F. History, 2/3 until C+)

>>940733
Schist sends out his followers in a full-scale hallway warzone! Students scream and run in different areas as the incredibly lopsided fight begins.

>>940739
Glimmer walks up to the bullies. Three of them eye her...well, not lewdly, but uncomfortably.

>>940742
Ko decides to keep going. (F. Math, 1/3 until Mastery)

>>940753
The guy points.
>"It's the green banner. Can't miss it."

>>940814
Nous finishes fucking about. It took a shitload of the storage room's resources, but he finally made a bright green, sickly potion.

>>940924
Of course.
>Sophomore History Grade: C+

>>941052
Two perks a class.
Blacker Baron goes right back to English. (So. English, 1/4 until C+)

>>941320
Steve hangs out, scaring the females around there.

>>941490
Music Man walks down the beaten road...and arrives, finally.
-Red Light District-
This place is full of roughened thieves and brutes ready to kick your ass, and it looks like weapons aren't exactly uncommon. You should be careful around here.

>>942104
yeah I believe you
my dad also works at 4chan Inc.

-2nd Floor, Hallway-
(Jack's Guild)
'Follower A slaps ''Follower A! He's hurt!
'Follower B jabs ''Follower A, taking him out.
'Follower C misses.
'Follower D throws a punch at ''Follower B!
'Follower E misses.
'Follower F finishes off ''Follower B.

(Cult of OP)
''Follower C throws a punch at 'Follower A!
''Follower D knocks out 'Follower A.
''Follower E misses.
''Follower F completely eliminates 'Follower B!
''Follower G misses.
''Follower H smacks 'Follower C!
''Follower I eliminates 'Follower C.
''Follower J guts 'Follower D in the stomach...
''Follower K takes out 'Follower D.
''Follower L completely eliminates 'Follower E.
''Follower M just manages to clip 'Follower F.
''Follower N misses.
''Follower O manages to send 'Follower F to the ground, but he just manages to hold on!

>>942852
>Ko studies more Mathmatics

>>942852
gotta pull up that grade to only way I know how...
study

>>942852
Look around the RLD.

Rolled 14, 6 = 20 (2d20)

>>942852
Jack: Punch Follower C in the fucking face.
Follower F: Help Jack
(+4 to Jack)

Rolled 2 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>942852
Ask the bullies nicely if they could lend me some money.

>>942852
>Ok
Head back to the science class and study more.
(I am currently a B+ iirc)

>>942863
Ko continues... (F. Math, 2/3 until Mastery)

>>942865
Harvey carries on. (So. History, 1/4 until B-)

>>942888
Music Man finds that there's a small corner shop for interesting weapons like guns and armor, as well as the large labyrinth of alleyways leading you on to more misadventure. However, in the midst of it all lies a metal door that appears to be locked tight, with guards surrounding the entrance and exit.

>>942904
Jack manages to take out Follower C in one fell swoop!
Follower F grabs Follower D and tosses him back!

>>942905
The bullies laugh and shove you into a locker.
>"Now, give us all the money you have."

>>942957
Thanks m8!
Azkeroth begins to study more... (F. Science, 1/3 until A-)

-2nd Floor, Hallway-
Schist's followers are idle. It appears they require instruction to work...

Rolled 6 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>943010
Intimidate! Allofthem!

Rolled 4, 6, 12, 8, 11, 7, 19, 6, 5, 19, 8, 9, 14, 13, 1 = 142 (15d20)

>>943010
Kill command with whoever is left. Focus on enemy minions.

>>943010
>Azkeroth feels a swirl of emotion s as they think of everything that's happened so quickly. And in the end his thoughts come back to the one. Maybe he can stop. Most likely not but in the end he'll try.
Study

Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>943010
Grab the Follower of C's in, well, Schist's group and fucking throw him at the rest.
F to Follower F, though.

>>943010
Enter the corner shop.

Rolled 19 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>943010
"No u"

>>943010
>Ko finally masters Math. At least, she thinks so. She hopes she isn't mistaking something for a different thing and that she is finally done for the moment.

Rolled 10 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>943010
Change action. DO that bullshit "lets throw a person and stun 6 people".

>>943048
By the way, I have the bark shield and football pads equipped, just so Manhorse isnt confused.

>>943010
can't stop now
gotta keep studying

>>943010
Drink that shit!

>>943022
All the followers charge at Follower F...!!!

>>943024
Azkeroth keeps at it. (F. Science, 2/3 until A-)

>>943026
Jack manages to hoist up Follower D, but only drops him to take him out of the fight.
BUT WAIT

>>943027
Music Man walks up to the stand. It appears they sell all sorts of otherwise illegal weaponry.
>"What ya got, homes?"

>>943029
Glimmer suddenly makes the bullies tremble in fear; the three of them drop $6.
>"Please don't hurt us!"

>>943036
Ko does it!
>Sophomore Math Grade: C
>2 of 4 Freshman Classes Mastered
>New Class: Chemistry

>>943048
Schist tries to throw Follower F, but OH FUCK

>>943062
Harvey pushes to be the toppest kek. (So. History, 2/4 until B-)

>>943101
Nous drinks the potion and feels his entire body begin to convulse and spasm in pain! He struggles to regain control of himself! (1/4) (Roll d20 to literally not die)

-2nd Floor, Hallway-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KS7hkwbKmBM
Follower F, in his weakest moment, has risen to the occasion with an insane fucking nat 20 against all odds!
Follower F dodges! (1)
Follower F dodges! (2)
Follower F dodges! (3)
Follower F dodges! (4)
Follower F dodges! (5)
Follower F dodges! (6)
Follower F dodges! (7)
Follower F dodges! (8)
Follower F dodges! (9)
Follower F dodges! (10)
Follower F dodges! (11)

Rolled 13 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>943114
Er okay. Stun Jack w/ taser.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>943114
Follower F, use that dankest to punch Schist.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>943114
Shit, my one weakness: rolling.

Rolled 11, 1, 14, 19 = 45 (4d20)

>>943114
Chuck 4 molotavs at them. Mainly Jack.

Rolled 11, 12, 16, 5, 10, 7, 2, 16, 7, 17, 6 = 109 (11d20)

>>943114
Have everyone left attack.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>943118
Roll to resist?

>>943114
>Ko will walk on over to Chemistry and play around with her Staple gun for a moment. She has been studying all day and wants to at least try it out. She fires a few staples into a piece of paper.

>>943114
>Emotionless stare
Study more

>>943125
>Emotionlessly stares at the dying classmate.
I warned you.

>>943118
Schist manages to stun Jack for the rest of the turn!

>>943124
Follower F misses, sadly.

>>943125
Nous begins to slip away into a warm buzzing sensation... (2/4) (Last shot to survive, roll a d20 to stabilize)

>>943126
The molotovs are thrown, but one fucking idiot decides to throw his molotov at all the others, making a large wall of fire that pauses the fight!

>>943129
The followers can't cross the wall of fire!

>>943133
Jack can't wake up.

>>943150
Ko starts firing her Staple Gun. It isn't deadly, but at least hurts people enough for them to stop fucking around.

>>943152
>>943159
Azkeroth called it, and to rub it in even harder--
>Freshman Science Grade: A-
>Level Up!
>New Perk: Define "Religion" - With a +3 to creating potions and other mixtures, you can also gain a +1 to crafting utilities.

-2nd Floor, Hallway-
Jack recovers.
The wall of flame makes for a small break to the otherwise deadly fight. (1/2)

Rolled 16 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>943167
"You serve me now alright? Now go get me some vodka"

>>943167
Strategically retreat to the history classroom with Follower F.

>>943167
>Satisfied with her gun. Ko starts studying Chemistry.

>>943167
Look for something to male into a shiv

Rolled 6 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>943167
>Howl in fucking rage at Manhorse and his cuck fanatics.
>REBUILD THE LEGION.
>Send Norman to ask the Poseidens to help.

>>943203
Also, the rest, have them harvest the limbs from the fallen. Make me weapons.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>943167
Time to search for more potion recipes.
Firstly alchemical firebombs.

>>943203
Ah, make sure to make a vehement speech about terrorism and stopping the scoundrel Jack who assaults innocent students (bullies) in his past time and just now attempted to cause a war, harming hundreds in his wake.

>>943167
Cancel the last, i want to find out what the fights about

>>943176
Glimmer serves the two bullies and they run off to find vodka.

>>943177
Jack and Follower F frontflip into the History room and shut the door. Good.

>>943189
Ko begins to go into the based class of true understanding in science. (Chemistry, 1/4 until C+)

>>943192
Steve finds the world around him. Get creative.

>>943203
Schist tries to send Norman out to get help, but Norman doesn't respond...could it be?
Norman/Follower A has been defeated...

>>943215
Schist finds that the rest have piled all 9 bodies into a stack.

>>943234
Azkeroth finds that alchemy recipes are impossible to find around here, like they've been ripped out of all the books.

-2nd Floor, Hallway-
The fire has stopped, allowing access to both sides!

>>942852
>Go see the fight that's going down.

Rolled 14, 2 = 16 (2d20)

>>943284
Follower F and Jack: Get some desks and block that door real good.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>943167
>>943284
Die plz no die only liv

>>918795
male
>wakeup

>>943284
Go back to history class and STUDY

Rolled 17, 13, 5, 6, 19, 16, 8, 6, 12, 12, 5 = 119 (11d20)

>>943284
>Followers help me open the door.

Rolled 7 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>943284
>Open the door.
>"Hello, my dear teacher. On behalf of the principal, we have been sent to retrieve quite the unruly students. Students in our school have been reporting several assaults in the hallways. We believe his name may be Jack? Can we please have a word with him? It would also be wonderful if you could help up get him under control.

Rolled 7 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>943284
Fine I'll make my own potions.
Firstly let's try to make a basic potion for healing purposes.
I'll have to pay attention to the ingredients and the individual effects they have.
>>943291
>While continuing to watch the student convulse. He chuckles.

>>943284
>Ko continues to study Chemistry

>>943284
keep studying
(wow quick posts today, I better start paying attention to this thread)

>>943287
Blacker Baron watches Jack and Schist duke it out.

>>943289
Jack and Frank grab 7 Desks and manage to make a secure as fuck defense.

>>943291
Nous barely manages to hold on... (3/4)

>>943296
Vladimir Putin, a freshman with a bald head and disappointment to go around, is here. Why? I dunno, fuck it.

>>943304
Glimmer decides to go into History... (So. History, 1/4 until C+)

>>943306
Schist and his army only manage to bust 4 desks and injure one, leaving 3 desks left.

>>943314
>implying

>>943333
Azkeroth, using his almighty QUADS, manages to get down and work on something that could possibly be incredible... (1/3)

>>943360
Ko keeps koing. (Khemistry, 2/4 kuntil K+)
:^)

>>943419
Harvey is almost there... (So. History, 3/4 until B-)
Bad time to pay attention, sorry about that.

-2nd Floor, Hallway-
>"What the heck is happening out there? And why are they busting ALL OF MY DESKS!?"
The History Teacher - Mr. Gross has joined the battle on Jack's side!

Quest Paused - Tomorrow is Friday though, which means the start of a mega-fucking weekend session!

>>943284
I want some action for once without a gym teacher abusing me, i go to schist

>>943480
Study!

Rolled 1, 15, 8, 1, 18, 16, 3, 20, 20, 16, 19, 19, 16, 11, 17, 2 = 202 (16d20)

>>943480
Just wait for someone to open the door.
>Recruit
>I equip pads
>I equip shield

>Followers get in battle formation.
>Equip slingshot
>Equip gun

>Tell Steve to arm himself with a corpse arm.

Rolled 18, 5 = 23 (2d20)

>>943480
Frank: Look for some decent items, like healing.
Jack: Keep the door closed.

>>943495
Change recruit to recover the legion. First-aid, whatever. Just get our shit ready.

>>943480
>Go to Mary and ask her to patch up Schists's friends and any other poor kids caught in the crossfire.

>>943480
keep the studying

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>943480
>I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
Live!

>>943480
>Ko continues to study up

>>943480
>Continue brewing! I feel inspired!
>>943533
>Hey you're ko right? From the science club?

One more just this once, because FUCK ME HUH

>>943482
Steve walks up to Schist.

>>943484
Glimmer studies more... (So. History, 2/4 until C+)

>>943495
Schist arms himself with the Senior's old gear as Follower E gets a slingshot and Follower F gets the Makarov.
This battle just changed to all or nothing.

>>943499
Jack holds the door while Frank finds a spare non-magical regular bag of lollipops for good students. It might provide useful for quick HP.

>>943500
Schist finds that there's nobody left in the area except him and his opponent's forces.

>>943511
Blacker Baron calls for a medic... (1/2)

>>943517
Harvey manages to do it.
>Sophomore History Grade: B-
>Level Up!
>New Perk: Like a Boss - With insane knowledge of all modern disaster and warfare, your survival instinct expects tragedy like a motherfucker. Your health is now quadrupled (read: 4x) the original base amount.

>>943522
Nous manages to barely survive drinking that awful thing, but he feels...stronger. Much more so, in fact.
>Level Up!
>New Perk: Nuclear - You have been infected with some sort of poisoning far too intense for curing. Your stats will slowly go up, at the cost of your eventual permadeath. This can be delayed by removing sources of radiation, but never cured. I'm sorry.
Nous' skin has hardened. Nous will only take 75% of any damage from now on, and his melee attack has increased by +1.

>>943533
Ko continues. (Chemistry, 3/4 until C+)

>>943549
Azkeroth pushes harder than ever... (2/3)

-2nd Floor, Hallway-
Mr. Gross throws a test at Followers H and J!
They are stunned for 2 turns...

We're done now, for real this time.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>943559
Frank: Fucking eat those damned lollipops.
Jack: Keep that door shut.

>>943559
>Realize I've been talking to myself
>"Whoops. Well then one lasted time with determination!"
Finish the potion!

.

Rolled 16, 14, 1, 15, 16, 18, 4, 15, 5 = 104 (9d20)

>>943559
Open.

>>943559
>Point Mary to Schist's injured friends.

>>943114
>"Are you aware that you may be closing your eyes to a situation you do not wish to acknowledge, or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicated by the presence of a crime zone in your community?!"

>>943559
history has the best perks
fite me if you don't agree
now keep studying

Rolled 3, 16, 19, 7, 12, 7, 13, 6, 8, 16 + 1 = 108 (10d20 + 1)

>>943559
Then I'll make the most of the time I have left.
Kill Schist with my followers.

>>943559
>Ko studies Chemistry some more.

Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>943559
>throw cocktail at Nous.

>>943559
>study chemistry

>>943559
STUDY

>Schist, 5:03 PM
>I'm quitting. Give my cocktails, water balloons, taser (hint hint), and slingshot to Glam, my money and followers to Baron, the Makarov and its bullets back to Andrew, pads and shield to Jack, and uh I think thats it.
And just like that, like a rainbow in the dark, poof. He's gone.

>>943566
As Frank begins to heal himself with the power of sugar, Jack looks outside and finds that...everything stopped. Schist begins to convulse and scream as a wooden cross grows out of the ground, encasing ropes to tie his arms to the ends and his legs to the base. The followers all suddenly kneel on one knee, and every weapon on the battlefield is dropped to the floor. It's over, you realize. Despite every single swipe RNG had, you survived the nearly impossible.

>>943573
Azkeroth finishes, making the Elixir of Instant Healing. When poured or consumed, the player will immediately begin to be healed from most pains, but not cured.

>>943584
Blacker Baron and Mary make it back, and she starts healing everyone that's on the field.

>>943596
>"Man, I don't know any a' that shit. I just sell my stuff and make enough money to go home."

>>943597
Harvey continues. (So. History, 1/4 until B)

>>943599
Nous, completely in a shock to everyone, begins to make his followers rush to the scene and beat the shit out of Schist! It's bloody, but the Cult of OP is officially done for.

>>943607
Ko finishes.
>Chemistry Grade: C+

>>943745
Putin finds that he hasn't unlocked Chemistry as a class yet. He can choose between Math, History, Science, or English.

>>945202
OKAY (So. History, 3/4 until C+)

>>946882
"..."
Grab the pads and shield.
Frank can just lay down because, jesus, he's the MvP

>>946882
>Ko studies even more Chemistry. She wonders if she should stop, but she find this subject more interesting then lame math.

Rolled 1, 6, 16, 16, 5, 11, 1, 13, 5, 12 = 86 (10d20)

>>946882
My followers, the Meaningless Constructs, move into Schist's old hideout, and start recruiting more members.

>>946882
study

>>946882
>Pay respects to Schist and rally up his former guildmates.

>>946882
Nice find.
Write down the recipe in my notebook and then continue studying
(Grade A-)

>>946882
keep doing the history lessons

>>946885
Jack gets a Bark Shield and the Shoulder Pads. He feels pretty sick right now.

>>946974
Ko pushes on. (Chemistry, 1/4 until B-)

>>946989
Nous collects his last follower slot and begins to shuffle into the Rooftop base... (1/4)

>>947122
Glimmer is pushing herself.
>Sophomore History Grade: C+

>>947256
Blacker Baron hits F and rallies up 11 now-uncontrolled bullies. They seem a bit distraught and lost.

>>947393
Azkeroth can't seem to remember how he made it...but at least he has one. (F. Science, 1/3 until A)

>>947448
Harvey carries forward. (So. History, 2/4 until B)

>>947963
>Ko studies even more. She is happy to have a slight change in her work to give it a more "New" feelings to it.