>>914442
>Develop your palace further!
Walk in closet for Chrysoula.
>Encourage Industry!
More money.
>Research something
Maybe finish the internet.


>See Mikhal?
>Try to get Christmas presents! (UNIQUE)

>>914442
>Encourage Industry!
>See if your spies have uncovered anything!
>Try to increase your armed forces!

For a personal action read that book Chrysoula gave us about Greek races.

Getting some sleep. Feel free to try and decide what to do anons.

>>914479
This.

Just woke up anons.

You decide to develop your palace further, and order your slaves to build a YUGE walk-in closet, about 60ft large, and lifting a nice 20ft above the ground, and you try your best to fit the Roman architectural style with the traditional Swedish style. It looks good in the end...

Chrysoula hears of this, and encounters you while your drinking a little bit in your dwarf form. She also breaks your hand with a massive squeezing hug, and gives you a kiss on your little dwarf self. Of course, the knight you were drinking with laughs a little, and you feel slightly embarrassed.
You were also "highly rewarded" in bed later that night. It wasn't exactly tumbling, but she did let you sleep on her... Tracts of land. Without a bra.
Of course, she let you squeeze quite a bit.

Elizabeth seems a little envious of her new closet, but mostly because she's using the small bedroom closet. Frankizka just congratulates Chrysoula and asks her if she can have a small corner, which Chrysoula agrees to.

Chrysoula has also made it a habit to squeeze and hug you very hard (purposely putting your head into her tracts of land) whenever she comes by. Probably her version of a reward.

After your hand mends being crushed by love (literally) you move onto industry.

It seems that your construction from last time is almost done, but construction workers are beginning to run low in numbers from the massive onset of construction you've set on them.

You also have three petitions from overseas corporations...

>Colonel Sanders: A small fast-food joint with only one restaurant has finally scrounged up enough money to move overseas. They seem to think that Stockholm would be a good location, purely because of the massive amount of food transported to it. They're not willing to pay much though. (+3$ Million)
>Colt's Defense LLC: The famous Colt Defense LLC have considered the offer of going overseas to your country. They're willing to build a small secondary headquarter in Stockholm in exchange for you making less constrictive gun laws. They're also rich enough that they can handle researching firearms for you. (+10$ Million, and Firearm Research can be delegated to them. You still have the final say in what designs are used by them though.)
>Coca Cola: Coca Cola is looking to build some more factories, and has looked to your country to do so, even though there's an embargo going on. Coca Cola however, has some rumors about cocaine being in their drinks, and cocaine being addictive and unhealthy. (+10$ Million, and an addition +1$ Million every month.)
>Canadian Maple Brewing: A brewing company from Canada is offering to move overseas to you and brew their famous Maple Beer, which is rumored to be made with magic. Either way, it tastes good, eh? (+5$ Million.)
Continued!

>Sworcery: A Orc Sorcerer from Stockholm has been noted for his aptitude in enchanting, and has asked the government for a loan. He seems to be wanting to create an old styled blacksmithy, but one that sells enchanted armor and weapons. (Cost: 5$ Million)
>Snake Oil: A Yuan-Ti incense trader apparently wants to make a small company. He needs a loan to do this though. (Cost: $5 Million)

Also anons, you can only choose two.

>>915195
>Colt's Defense LLC: The famous Colt Defense LLC have considered the offer of going overseas to your country. They're willing to build a small secondary headquarter in Stockholm in exchange for you making less constrictive gun laws. They're also rich enough that they can handle researching firearms for you. (+10$ Million, and Firearm Research can be delegated to them. You still have the final say in what designs are used by them though.)

>Sworcery: A Orc Sorcerer from Stockholm has been noted for his aptitude in enchanting, and has asked the government for a loan. He seems to be wanting to create an old styled blacksmithy, but one that sells enchanted armor and weapons. (Cost: 5$ Million)
Hopefully this is a good investment.
And if we loosen the laws on weaponry it might do well.

OP how stronk are our cops and such?
They're all half dragons right?
They could tank bullets?


We should also see about getting some enhanced in the emergency services for flexibility

>>915195
Colt and Coca Cola

>>915195
>Coca Cola: Coca Cola is looking to build some more factories, and has looked to your country to do so, even though there's an embargo going on. Coca Cola however, has some rumors about cocaine being in their drinks, and cocaine being addictive and unhealthy. (+10$ Million, and an addition +1$ Million every month.)
>Sworcery: A Orc Sorcerer from Stockholm has been noted for his aptitude in enchanting, and has asked the government for a loan. He seems to be wanting to create an old styled blacksmithy, but one that sells enchanted armor and weapons. (Cost: 5$ Million)


The others offer fewer benefits long term (greater income and better weapons are what these offer), seeing as we don't want to give patents for our weapons to foreign industries.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>915223
You've no cops since you've done this, and that's how effective it was. Also, your firefighters are also half-dragons.
The only problem is that they have a very hard time using handcuffs, firearms, etc. The firefighters just lack suits to let them move around in hazardous areas, but this isn't a problem since almost all of them are red half dragons.

It seems Sworcery and either Colt or Coca Cola.

Rolling.

1=Colt!
2=Coca Cola!

>>915640
*You've had no cops die

Colt and Sworcery it is.

After you allow them, you decide to research the INTERNET more.

Roll me a 1d20+6. Additional +3 if anons can do dank dragon/Renexizious memes to fuel the internet.

>>915642
Ren based memes;

1) Rape face, I mean to be honest this already exists in universe in the nightmares of elves...

2) Am a firing mah laser

3) Swiggity swooty coming for that dragon booty

Rolled 2 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>915662
I always forget to roll...

Allowing samefagging for more dank mey-meys.

Bumping anons.

Rolled 3 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>915642

Rolled 10 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

Manlet memes can come from Ren and Liz.

10+9=19

Failure!

You don't really advance on the INTERNET more...

You decide to see Mikhal!
Or, you could get presents first. He may be more amiable if you do get him a present for Christmas, you know.

Choices

>Go and get some presents for everyone. And Mikhal.
>Nah. Go and see him right away.

>>915830
>Go and get some presents for everyone. And Mikhal.
We should try to rename and turn Christmas to Saturnalia.

You decide to get presents for everyone. And Mikhal.

Roll me a 1d20 for quality. Additional +1 for every one of your friends/acquaintances/wives you can guess what they'd want.

This stacks up to an auto-success. (+12)

>>915871
Liz definitely wants a wedding ring

Chrysoula probably wants more clothes for her closest

Franzizka probably wants umbrella and proper attire to go outside

Maria would want a scarf

Julius probably wants a scepter to go with his cloak. A working one too.

Charlemagne could go for an authentic Luger pistol from the SS.

Renexizia would enjoy more tabletop miniatures

Karesteina would like something hand made from Ren like shackles for her slaves

Kryos probably wants better clothes

The Legate probably wants a Roman artifact like a coin

Our Jewish finance minister just wants shekels and money. Christmas money

Katariina would probably want tools to help her paint

Victor can also use a 12 foot dildo for the fag that he is.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>915871
Flames - Some time controlling the body.

Frankizka - Blood wine, blood cake and a night of cuddling, followed by doing good deeds.

Renexizia - "Friends", expensive paintings, buildings and butter.

Elizabeth - A bunch of clothes for her other forms, some time with us and gold / slaves.

Chrysoula - A night of romantic hand-holding, film-watching, kobold-form-involving pleasure. Followed perhaps by going for a walk or something...

Kryos - Some time off, a bonus, a better version of the mutagen or just a keg of beer.

That one bastard in america - Us to visit him and actually discuss our plans for the world / congratulate him on being a good ruler.

The artist German-ruling child - Our approval of his work and a grant to establish a gallery of his works.


Between me and the other anon, I think we got 12.

You start trying to get everyone you know presents.

Of course, after getting some rather easy stuff for people, you start trying to find a wedding ring for Liz.

Something tells you she will not like something that isn't expensive, and which does not incur the envy of others.

Treasury: 5$ Million.

>Just get her a cheap gold ring with a diamond in it. Nothing fancy. (Free)
>Get her a engraved gold ring with a nice ruby. Which sparkles. (Cost: 0.5$ Million)
>Get her a engraved gold ring, made by dwarven hands and with the finest detail. With a massive diamond to boot. (Cost: 2.5$ Million)
>Order the ring made of DRAGONSTEEL. This is semi-free, but will take a very long time, and requires you to make it. (Cost: 1$ Million)
>Order a custom-made ring! (Cost: Varies. Bascially a write-in for rings.)
>Order the ring supersized to fit her half-dragon form. (Cost: 1.5$ Million more.)
>Order the ring to be ULTRA-SIZED, to a ridiculous amount to fit her dragon form. (Cost: 20$ Million)
>Have the engravement say something in Latin? (Cost: 0.5$ Million, and can decide what it says. If you want, it can be in any language you know.)
>Write-In

>>915932
>Order the ring supersized to fit her half-dragon form. (Cost: 1.5$ Million more.)

This one is more expensive and because she's a half dragon mother stuff like this should be rather rare.

>>915938
Anon, that's kind of an enhancement. The first three choices are basically if your getting Poor, Moderate, and High quality.

>>915932
>Order the ring made of DRAGONSTEEL. This is semi-free, but will take a very long time, and requires you to make it. (Cost: 1$ Million)
>Order the ring supersized to fit her half-dragon form. (Cost: 1.5$ Million more.)

>>915941
Derp I'm retarded. Get the moderate one worth .5 million and supersize it to half-dragon size.

You pick out a nice ruby, and some engraving tools, then some resources for making Dragonsteel... Enough to supersize it.

You have spent 3$ Million on her ring. Hopefully she'll fucking love it.

You then move onto getting your mom some hand-made shackles. Which you decide to forge personally. It'll be good practice for Liz's ring.

Only one problem. You've never used a forge before.

Fuck.

Roll me a 1d20+2 if you can into forging. Additional +2 if you can think why your going through all this hard work. Additional +1 if you can engrave something into it.
Also a final +1 if you can think on more ways for the shackles to appeal to your mom.

>>916099

Anon... This is your mom, your making shackles for her.

>>916103
Oh, also allowing samefagging.

Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>915954

Rolled 5 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

Shit I'm drunk. Just gonna delete my posts.

Rolled 1 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>915954
Because our mother makes us cookies, we should return the favour.


"I'll be with you, always..."


Our mother should like these; it's like a children's drawing or such of their mother. Adorable.

>>916114
>Use data since I'm on my phone
>About to post my roll
>Can't post
>"You're banned"
>Check ban page
>Banned for ban evasion on /soc/ in May under the name Anonymous
>Fucking ban was already expired

>>916121
>>916130

What is- I don't even-

>>916139
Present magic and Christmas magic. Don't question it.

>>916121
Since 20s override ones does this mean we're a master smithy?


>>916114
Oh and how much longer till vulkan gives us our sword?

Critical Successful Failure!

You make some highly effective shackles for your mother, which are... Well, they're too big. But who cares, it's the effort that counts. Also, they're really shiny, and you even put a small inscription. And some crude drawings.

Your mom will without a doubt, daww over this.

Now, you move onto Liz's ring...

Roll me a 1d20+3 for forging her ring.
Additional +3 if you can think about how happy Liz would be.
Additional +2 if you can think about why she stays with you, and your shenanigans.
Also, a +1 for inscriptions.

Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>916152
Because she's a closet deviant and we're hedonistic?

Rolled 19 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>916152

19+5=24

Good Success!

You get extremely far on smithing the ring, now all you have to do is put the ruby in...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to finish it up!

Additional +3 if you can think general lustful thoughts about her.

Rolled 8 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>916219
>Slaps_Liz's_ass_internally.png

Rolled 19 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>916219

FINISH IT

>>916241
We should start building energy farms using the crystals.
We can sell energy to other nations.
We'll only get richer as time goes on.
But first we should strengthen our intelligence agency to keep the crystals from being taken.

>>916249
Aren't the crystals incredibly dangerous though, crystallizing everything they touch and being highly contagious.

>>916277
I think that's when unrefined and released into the environment.
Done properly it's better then nuclear power.

19+5=24

Good Success!

You finish the ring, and move onto get clothes for Chrysoula and Liz.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to tolerate a fucking department store.

Additional +2 if you can think more lustful thoughts about the two of them in exchange for going to another department store.
Additional +2 if you can think what Liz and Chrysoula look good in.
Additional +1 for what color.

Rolled 4 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>916287
>Remember looking at Chrysoula's assets

Get Chrysoula black workout clothes
and Liz gets white dresses.


I hate department stores.

(Hey why don't we get Mikhal one of our prototype computers and make a game for it or something)

Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>916287

Rolled 16 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>916287
Ass and titties, Liz and chrysoula.


Chrysoula - Hoodies, jumpers, tank tops, casual clothes.

Liz - Dresses and all that feminine princess shit.

14+10=24

Good Success!

You get Chrysoula and Liz some clothes, and decide to try and get Frankizka some blood wine and cake.

Which you decide to bake yourself.

Roll me a 1d20+5 for baking.
Additional +2 if you can do it dragon-style.
+1 if you can try to come up with something to write in frosting. Plus +1 if you can think what color she'd like the frosting.

Rolled 17 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>916334
Use flames to help cook the cake.
And don't write with frosting.
Draw spies with it

And red frosting obviously.

17+9=26

Good Success!

You bake the cake, you must admit, it probably tastes fucking amazing... And the red frosting makes it look delicious!

You then finally move onto getting slaves for your mom and Elizabeth.

Actions

>Nah, don't do it..
>Raid with your mom?
>Maybe you can get Liz out of bed?
>Raid solo!
>Maybe you can just buy slaves...
>Wirte-in

>>916389
>Raid with your mom?

We can get some from korea

You decide to raid with your mom...

You go to your mom's room...

Roll me a 1d20+6 to see if she's in the mood.

Additional +3 if you can be adorable about it.
+1 if it's in kobold form.

Rolled 5 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>916455
Ask her to raid in kobold form.
Say please but stretch it like a child would.
To the extreme.

Rolled 11 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>916455

Allowing samefag for more adorable.

Rolled 16 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>916479
Run at her and jump into a hug when we go to ask her.
We'll probably fail and fall on our ass but whatever

Rolled 11 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>916479
start to pretend cry and give puppy dog eyes to our mom.

16+10=26

Good Success!

You knock on her door, in your kobold form.

"Mom?"

She opens the door, and sees you.

"Oh, Ren. I was just packing and getting ready to leav-"

You rush forward to jump into her arms, and this catches her by surprise, and she is forced to cradle you.

"...Do you wanna get some slaves?"

You look at her with massive, puppy eyes. Well, not really puppy... But slit, lizard eyes. She looks at you, clearly tired... But unable to resist.

"Well..."

"Plweeease?" You say, and make your eyes go watery. Your mom seems clearly uncomfortable...

"...Rennie bear... Well... Sure. We can go slave catching together, ok?"

You hug her extremely tightly.

"Your the best mom ever!" You yell, happily.

"Really? I am?" She seems to like this compliment quite a bit.

"Yeah!"

"Well... I suppose I can stop packing..."

Actions

>Why do you have to leave anyways mom? You can stay with me...
>Will you be back soon mom?
>Kiss her?
>Come on, there's no time to waste?
>I made you something mom!
>Well, it's true that your best mom.
>Write-in

>>916530
>Kiss her?
>Come on, there's no time to waste?


>Your
God damn. I know it's in the character sheet and part of the rules but that's starting to trigger the fuck out of me.

>>916530
>Kiss her?
>Well, it's true that your best mom.
>I made you something mom!
>>916547
I only get triggered by incorrect science shit

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>>916557
I just turn to pic related and use words like Thingamajig when it comes to dem sciency stuff like lasers

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>>916567
>Flashbacks to OP saying being omnivorous makes them eat twice as much due to increased nutrition requirements.

You give her a kiss on the cheek.

"Come on, there's no time to waste. Not to mention it's true that your the best mom!"

She seems flattered, and pats you on the head.

"So, where did you have in mind?"

Actions

>Why don't we go to Korea mom?
>Cuba! It's fun!
>How about a Latin American country?
>Could we raid a African country?
>Why don't we raid in your dimension?
>Let's go to... Asia?
>Write-In

>>916567
Adeptus Mechanicus waifu when?

>>916582
>Why don't we go to Korea mom?
>>916583
When we go get her.

>>916582
>Why don't we go to Korea mom?
Say hi to Charlemagne and the army on the way

>>916581
I was drunk, fuck off.
I think I was meaning to say that their stomach wasn't used to eating meat and wouldn't be able to process it as well and that would take more then usual meat to sate them or something.

>>916596
That's exactly how I said it should work when you said that shit.

And I'm only bullying you OP no harm by it.

>>916581
Don't forget NEQ.
>Dog junk isn't flaccid and hangs out like a foot long

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>>916621
>Flashbacks to dragotaurs having fur UNDER their scales

How do they shed?

>>916659
>OP says don't level all the mountains or else inflation
>/biz/ness anon comes in and enlightens OP about gold economics

This is fun poking fun at QM's logic

>>916621
LET'S MOVE ON.

>>916608
Fucking cis shitlord. Stop cyberbulling me before you trigger me.

>>916659
Exactly. Science makes sense while your drunk.
If you want, I can just rewrite that to that there's fur over their scales.

You decide to go to Korea...

Which will take a while, of course... You and your mom begin to fly to Korea...

So... Want to talk about anything while we fly?

Eh... Not really.

Oh.

Yeah. Just kind of flying here. With my mom.

Well... Anyways... I was kind of curious.

Actions

>Nah. I don't have anything I want to talk about.
>Let's talk to our mom!
>Let's talk about waifus?
>Why don't we talk about our world conquest?
>So, which son is your favorite anyways?
>What are we getting Mikhal for Christmas anyways?
>Write-in

>>916679
If they have scales and fur growing in-between spaces separating the scales that would make more sense.
>What are we getting Mikhal for Christmas anyways?
>>916676
OP is for the bullying.

>>916679
>So, which son is your favorite anyways?
>What are we getting Mikhal for Christmas anyways?

Mikhail's birthday was just a wole weeks ago. We can probably lighten up since the two holidays are so close.

>>916689
Eh. I mean, that kind of doesn't go for the "tank" feeling if they have a bunch of weak points.

So.... What are we getting Mikhal for Christmas?

New friends? I don't know.

Actions

>Come up with an idea?
>Let's just continue on.
>...Let's get him a girlfriend!
>...Maybe we should just give him an apology for Christmas.
>Write-in

>>916694
We need to make good videogames before Christmas.
We can give him a comp+vidya for it.
Maybe a Christmas D&D session with the family?
>>916717
I was thinking they could grow heavy scales over most of their body/vitals especially and have some fur located in some places like the face/feet/hands.

>Maybe a computer game? He is a closet nerd.

>>916717
>>Come up with an idea?

>>916726
Video games aren't that important. We could just get him normal stuff.

>>916738
We already got him a ton of comics.
I don't think a game would be that hard.
We're already going to work on computers.

I love how we struggled so hard to make an effective GUI.

>>916726
That could work, yeah.

Let's make a video game for him... Or something like that.

Yeah... Hey, maybe we should get a present for Claw?

Really?

I mean, he is our best friend.

Actions

>Nah... I just told him that to make him feel better.
>...Really? I mean, you guys are my best friends more then him.
>Yeah, good point. Maybe something for him.
>Let's get him a bone. Dogs like bones.
>I wish he was still here. Even as autistic as he could be at times.
>Maybe something for Blondi too? MAYBE Smaug. Then Quoth... Maybe him?
>Just send him some Soda Mead.
>Write-in

>>916726
This.
Maybe make a text-based space exploration game for him.

>>916754
>I wish he was still here. Even as autistic as he could be at times.
>Maybe something for Blondi too? MAYBE Smaug. Then Quoth... Maybe him?

>>916754
>...Really? I mean, you guys are my best friends more then him.
>Just send him some Soda Mead.
I thought Hans was Rens best friend... who he inevitably abandoned

>>916754
>I wish he was still here. Even as autistic as he could be at times.
>Yeah, good point. Maybe something for him.
Maybe send another computer with a stand alone version of World of Reichscraft?
>>916757
That could work
Text based adventure games on floppy disks.
>>916769
Maybe we can bring him onto our cabinet?
We need a guy for law and order.

>>916779
I don't think there's anything to qualify him as head of law. He was a mayor but that's it.

>>916793
There is also prime minister and chief of state as other choices.
We could have people send requests and things to him so we can deal with them at our leisure

>>916769
Yeah, anons didn't want to ever really see him, so he's way in the background. For fuck's sake, he gets a mention once every 6 threads at the most.

Yeah... I wish he was still here. Even as autistic as he could be at times. Let's get something for our companions as well.

You continue to fly; and think about Hans a little.

Thinking about Hans?

Yeah. We did abandon him basically.

...Didn't we think about talking to him a little bit? Or at least saying hi?

Maybe we should get him something?

Like... I don't know. Relevance?

Actions

>Well... He's doing good at training my soldiers.
>But he's not very important...
>I keep forgetting... Sorry.
>Yeah. Let's spend some time with him drinking or something.
>I wonder if we're still friends or not...
>...Man, I wish I was still a young independent dragon without a country to rule...
>Fuck... Now I miss Reinhold...
>Write-in

>>916820
>Well... He's doing good at training my soldiers.
Well we could build a giant officers academy or something for him to train soldiers and design new military tactics.
Maybe give him books on war strategy and the history of war.

>>916820
>Well... He's doing good at training my soldiers.

Shit. The last I remember of him was him training with one of our children.

>>916841
This.

Well, he is doing a good job at training my soldiers...

Yeah. Let's just get to Korea now...

You begin to fly...

Where exactly are you going to raid?

>Raid Seoul, the capital!
>...Try to find where Renexizia and Charlemagne is!
>Raid the countryside?
>...Ask Fenrir if he wants to be in a head for this one.
>Write-In

>>916890
>...Try to find where Renexizia and Charlemagne is!

>>916890
>...Try to find where Renexizia and Charlemagne is!
>...Ask Fenrir if he wants to be in a head for this one.

>>916890
>...Try to find where Renexizia and Charlemagne is!
I don't think Charle,gem ever met his grandmother. This might be a good chance just to say hi.

>>916901
Charlemagne*

Roll me a 1d20+5 to find them.

+2 if you can describe Charlemagne to your mom.

Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>916926

Rolled 2 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>916926
>Well he's a red half dragon. He's a pretty normal guy but he's a kind of a conspiracy theorist.

Why is he a Red half dragon? Shouldn't he be white since both of his parents are.

>>916957
This is before you mutated Liz at all.

Rolled 20 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>916926
>He's a paranoid red half dragon.

>>916969
But Liz would still be white. Right?

Critical Success!

"Well, he's a pretty normal guy. But he's a little bit of a conspiracy theorist and is paranoid."

"Well, that's good. I was concerned, you know. You aren't paranoid yourself about if someone's going to steal your loot or if your slaves are going to run off..."

"Mom..."

"Oh. Sorry. Now, where is he?"

You look around, and see a small clearing in a forest, and a slight fire...

You set down besides the forest, and enter it.

Roll me a 1d20+3 anons.

>>916982
Racially, if the second parent isn't a half-dragon or dragon, the kid's color is randomized, leaning towards White.
For dragons and half-dragons, there is a slimmer of a chance that they aren't White and mutate to a different color.

Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>916990
Damn. That's like getting brown eyes when your parents have hazel and light blue.

Rolled 3 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>916986
Rollan
>>917002
Human DNA has no bearing on the dragon parts it seems.
Just the human parts.

Rolled 20 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>916986

4+3=7

Great Failure!

You walk into the forest... And trip over something. Suddenly, before you know it, your suspended in the air by your leg, your mother too. Below you, you see a small pit of spikes... It seems if you cut the rope you'll fall into it... Shit.

"Shit, we walked into a trap..."

"Well, no offense, but you should have more of these around your palace..."

"Mom, now is not the time."

"Well, we aren't exactly going anywhere, Ren."

You sigh...

Actions

>Cut the rope and fall into the spikes! (WARNING: Bad fucking idea.)
>Just talk until Charlemagne comes along. He'll let you out.
>Why do paranoid people like spikes so fucking much?
>Talk with your mom?
>Maybe if you shapeshift you'll resist the spikes or be able to fly away in time? (Warning, also a bad idea.)
>Try to swing? Keep in mind, this is Charlemagne.
>Yell for help?
>Curse raising Charlemagne as a conspiracy theorist.
>Write-In

>>917058
Use our mad muscles to reach for the rope and pull ourselves up to where the knot connects with whatever is holding us up.

>>917058
>Just talk until Charlemagne comes along. He'll let you out.

And we rolled a 20 too. ''Tis a shame

Waiting fifteen minutes.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.
1=Use your MUSCLES!
2=Just talk!

You decide to just talk.

Actions

>Timeskip!
>Talk to your mom about something specific?
>Apologize for your son's behavior?
>Mutter that having white scales is superior.
>Write-In

>>917195
>Timeskip!

>>917195
>Timeskip!

You idly talk to your mom.

Roll me a 1d20 for how long this takes. Additional +1 if you can think about the positives of your son being properly paranoid.

Rolled 5 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>917213
He predicted the existence of kobolds right?
That's cool

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>917213

19

Good Success!

After thirty minutes, you hear footsteps coming towards you, and you see Charlemagne approach. He seems to be holding a machine gun, a MG-42 to be precise, and lacks a shirt, not to mention has face-paint... What is he doing, LARPing?

"Dad?"

"Oh. Hi. You finally got here. Me and your grandmother have been stuck here for a while."

"Oh, sorry. You must of gotten into one of my traps."

"You could say that, yes. Can you let me down?"

"Sure."

After a few minutes, he cuts you down, and helps you and your mom up.

"So uh... Grandmother? I didn't think I had one. Not to mention, I didn't expect you to be out here in Korea."

Actions

>Oh, just doing a little bit of slave raiding.
>Introduce Charlemagne to your mom?
>So... Why don't you have a shirt on? Not to mention, you smell and look dirty...
>Where's my daughter, Renexizia?
>...So, how's everything going invading Korea?
>Write-In

>>917334
>Oh, just doing a little bit of slave raiding.
>...So, how's everything going invading Korea?

>>917334
>Oh, just doing a little bit of slave raiding.
>Where's my daughter, Renexizia?
>...So, how's everything going invading Korea?

"Oh, just doing a bit of slave raiding. How's invading Korea?"

"Maybe better if I had actual soldiers. Which I don't have. I have no soldiers at all, dad."

"How's Renexizia doing?"

"I'm just keeping her away from doing... Anything, really. I'm in slight awe that you thought it was a good idea to send a kid to war." He says, rather bitterly. He probably doesn't like the idea of his little sister going to war.

Your mom stays silent during your exchange of words.

Actions

>She's over a month old. She's fully grown.
>...If you want, I can take her back.
>You'd be getting a lot better results if you put her to use burning down villages, eating those who resist, and generally causing mayhem.
>So your basically waging a one man war...
>..If you want, I can send some soldiers.
>...Well... How do you feel about going to Vietnam instead? I think that'd be a lot more up your alley.
>You were barely a year old... I think, when I sent you to help me take over Oslo from the Yuan-ti. The younger the better.
>I see. If you want, I can take Renexizia with me.
>Write-In

>>917399
>So your basically waging a one man war...
>..If you want, I can send some soldiers.
Didn't we send like a million soldiers.

>>917399
Wait we didn't send him with any soldiers?
He's been soloing Korea?
GG
>So your basically waging a one man war...
>Maybe I can help.
>>917406
I think that was Vietnam.

>>917406
You sent a million soldiers to Vietnam.

>>917416
>>917418
Then what the fuck did we send to Korea? I swear to god if we just sent Charlemagne and Renexizia then I'll OP a cuck at least one time.

>>917437
We did I guess.
We just said sup and sent him and Renexizia to korea.

>>917447
Oh my god OP is such a fucking cuck. This is anuddah shoah like the omnivore metabolisms.

>>917467
We should blitz the capital and demand immediate surrender.

>>917481
We still need some sort of occupying force though.

>>917437
I was slightly confused why anons didn't choose to send the army as well, honestly.

>>917467
Rest in pepperonis.

It might of been my mistake for not being clear, I guess.

"So, you've been basically waging a one man war?"

"Barely. I can't even hold any land without actually having people with me. So I'm just mostly ambushing the occasional convoy."

"Well... I'll help you. It's my mistake for not sending anyone with you."

"Well, if your helping me, do you want me to do anything?"

"...I mean, you should do something."

"No offense, but when you get involved, I prefer not being around your feet. I prefer not getting accidentally crushed. Not to mention there's very little I can do to help you."

Actions

>Well... Just come along, I guess.
>Well, in that case... Why don't you blitz the capital? One man army mode, boy. Make your old man proud.
>Renexizia can help you, you know.
>You know, we don't need a occupying force if we terrify them enough...
>...So, I suppose I'll send for the Russian division to move southward.
>...Are they well defended at all? Just curious.
>Write-In

>>917495
We can get one.
We should do that.
Send the bare minimum and imply implications that an uprising will cause a bad time
>>917509
>...Are they well defended at all? Just curious.
>...So, I suppose I'll send for the Russian division to move southward.
>Renexizia can help you, you know.

>>917509
>...So, I suppose I'll send for the Russian division to move southward.
>Well... Just come along, I guess.

>>917522
This.

"Are they well defended at all?"

"No, not really. They have some old American equipment though. There is however, a Chinese embassy in Seoul, and I don't think they'd like us attacking the city holding their embassy."

"Oh."

"That's the only thing I can think of though."

You nod your head.

"Well, Renexizia can help you, you know."

"I'm not sending my younger sister into battle... She's barely a month old, dad."

You sigh.

"Well, just come along, I guess."

"I might as well just pack up and get ready to go home if your getting involved, dad."

Your mother seems a little disappointed by the prospect of your son not coming along.

Actions

>...Fine then, I guess you can go home.
>Seriously? It'll be fun, Charlemagne.
>You'll get to meet your grandmother. Think about it, ok?
>Just curious, are the women here any good?
>...Why? Don't you want to see your dad do some destruction?
>Fine then. You get to go to Vietnam...
>You know, I need a general in Vietnam, but I'd rather not have you on the frontline. Why don't you go to Vietnam?
>Write-In

Just saying anons, you might want to consider getting someone to be in charge of Vietnam since you can't go down there. Otherwise your soldiers don't really know WHAT to do.

>>917574
>You know, I need a general in Vietnam, but I'd rather not have you on the frontline. Why don't you go to Vietnam?

Don't they just run at the bullet fire till they win or die?

>>917574
>You know, I need a general in Vietnam, but I'd rather not have you on the frontline. Why don't you go to Vietnam?

There should still be someone in charge. Unless if our military is nothing but a rabble of people given guns and told to fight somewhere there has to be some sort of organization with stuff like Platoons, colonels and so forth.

>>917625
Those rank names aren't latin anon.
Latinize that shit.
And we should probably get our military less shit.
Mars would like us more.

>>917632
I do plan on reorganizing the army and giving things appropriate labels. Start making organization in our armed forces but determining unit size, composition and so on and forth.

>>917653
How about specialized units?
Enhanced would make decent special forces.
Half dragons are great shock troopers.

>>917664
I don't know. We'll get to it when/if we get to it. We need a comprehensive survey of our nation for stuff like amount of men able to serve in the army and then break it down into different categories like race and perhaps even sub race. It would take time.

You have colonels and majors, but a general directly in charge of the army would help greatly in Vietnam. Basically someone who's overseeing the conquest.

"So... You know, I need a general in Vietnam. But I'd rather not have you in the frontline. Why don't you go to Vietnam?"

"...I mean, I have a wife back home I want to see, dad."

Roll me a 1d20+4 if you can persuade him he'll like it.
Additional +2 if you can make it sound like a fun time.
Additional +2 if you can get him to think about what his snek waifu would think about if she hears he served in Vietnam.
+1 if you can appeal to his warrior-side and allow him to participate in combat.

Rolled 5 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>917701
>Well if she heard you turned down serving in Vietnam to go home what would she think? And I'll allow you to fight if it doesn't get in the way of overseeing the conquest

Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>917701
Then shouldn't the highest ranking or most prestigious colonel just take charge for the overall operation.

>>917719
I think automatic leadership role would fall to the one with highest seniority taking into account highest rank or something

Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>917701

QM is Robin Williams alive in this timeline? Because I keep thinking back to Good Morning Vietnam right now

Well, yes? I don't see why not.

6+8=18

Minor Failure!

"Well, if she heard you turned down Vietnam to go home, what would she think? Not to mention I'll allow you to fight so long as it doesn't get in the way."

He thinks on this.

"...Why should I exactly? I'm not getting anything out of being a general and leaving Svana for months, if not years."

Actions

>You'll have my eternal gratitude.
>Fine, if you don't want to go, I'll leave it to someone else.
>What, are you a nationalist or not?
>If you want, you can take Svana with you.
>Vietnam is a peace of cake, alright? You'll be back by March.
>Please?
>If you don't, I won't exactly consider you my heir?
>Write-In

>>917719
You could just leave it to a random colonel, but having someone experienced and trusted is probably the best choice anon.

>>917829
>If you want, you can take Svana with you.
>If you don't I could just find someone more willing and capable.
Who wants some fresh bait?

>>917829
>What, are you a nationalist or not?
>Think about all the people in history who have gone on campaign years on hand. You yourself are named after on such person

Please don't say we have to give the position of leading armies to namefags like Zhukov or Claw. Just giving it to military commander X is so much simpler and easier.

>>917866
Also they might have more actual experience.
And not be pants on head retarded like Claw.

>>917873
Giving Claw command of the army during the battle of Constantinople was as retarded as Claw. Losing over a million men is just insane. Both because it's a blow to national pride, losing that many men in one engagement, and losing a over that many to begin with. I mean how do you even fit that many into one city without the corpses forming mountains.

>>917866
If you don't want to go through the effort, feel free to just randomly appoint some random guy. He'll be less effective, and has random motives.

>>917902
I was wondering why anons didn't just send Claw in. I mean, for God's sake that probably would of been more effective then sending people across on boats. Not to mention who's idea was it to give the job to Claw?

"If you want, you can take Svana with you. If you don't want to go, I'll find someone more willing and capable, who's clearly more patriotic then you are. Just think about all the people in history who've gone on campaigns for years on hand. Your named after one such person.

Roll me a 1d20+6 for baiting him and getting him to lead.
Additional +2 for more arguments, or if you play the role of a disappointed dad.

Rolled 20 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>917902
Claws autism is magic.
And this is why Elite units are good.
Just take some enhanced deck them out in cool new gear and parade them around and show them off.
It should help with moral and give people something to aspire too.
>>917910
>It's fine I guess. I expected more but if you're just not feeling up to it I could just appoint some random general or something. Maybe he'd do better. Then I could go to them instead of you.

B A I T
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>>917910
I don't know. I think some anons like Claw and how retarded he is since he reminds them them of themselves. Like when he raped our entire staff and I was the only one who wanted to punish him. The autism is too strong I guess. I'm about ready to go on a fucking rant about Claw and how he should be gassed

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>>917917
Wew
>>917930
I blame it on anons purposefully leveling up his autism skill instead of curbing it.
They had him do autistic shit as often as possible.

>>917946
A lot of it just seems like a mess. It kind of makes me wish we converted him to Slaanesh. Then we'd have a good reason to purge him.

>>917966
I think he's better now that his autism is cured.
Also Flames,Khorne would notice if we pulled that shit.
I don't want either of them salted that fiercely.
Killing Reinhold in a bout of autism is one thing.
Purposefully murdering Claw is even worse.

>>917974
Killing Reinhold was a awful thing. Even though relations with im deteriorated, we could've done stuff to not kill him. Claw though just has a record of autism. I still don't forgive him for punching us on the face. Also he's pretty gelatinous now and picturing him like when he had that Space Marine LARPer is just ew.

>>918000
>Has a record of autism.
Well anons did purposefully level it up and choose autistic choices when possible.

And get over him punching us in the face anon.
That was a long time ago.

>>918012
There's also stuff like raping our staff. Autistic feats like that add up.

It wouldn't be 4chan if it wasn't a chaotic clusterfuck, I guess.

Also, Claw isn't fucking autistic anymore, and is actually a semi-functioning semi-human being who's regretful of his actions.

Finally... Why didn't anons try to bring Reinhold back? Just curious.

Critical Success.

"Well, it's fine I guess. I expected more, but if your just not feeling up to it, I'll just appoint some random general or something. Maybe he'd do better. Then I could go to him instead of you."

"I can do that job better then any random asshole you pick off the street, damn it. I'm a fucking half-dragon, I've fucking fought in most battles, I think I can take care of fucking Vietnam." He says, rather angry. Quite baited by you.

"Good, you go as soon as I leave."

"Well, I'll do the best damned job you've ever seen."

"Yep. Have fun."

Your mother promptly begins to be... Well, maternal towards him, packing him snacks and telling him how much fun he'll have. He doesn't even realize he was baited into going.

After you wait for your mom to finish... Flames begins to talk.

So... Feel like saying anything to Charlemagne?

...Well, not really.

...Man, if only our children were more polygamist...

Are all your thoughts about sex?

Well, no. But anyways, we should really get to enslaving the Koreans.

Yeah...

You know... I bet if we enslaved both Vietnam and Korea, we'd have enough slaves to break our mother's record.

Are you advocating for enslaving two entire nations?

...Just a little.

Actions

>...Our mom would be so proud... Sounds like fun.
>I'd rather not enslave entire countries. That's a slippery slope.
>You know, the ancient romans did enslave entire cities if they didn't surrender...
>I think just one country is enough.
>Let's do it already.
>If you want, I can tell you why I brought Lynea to our court.
>Write-in

>>918028
I don't think Reinhold would care for being necromanced.
I think he likes heaven.

>I'd rather not enslave entire countries. That's a slippery slope.
We don't even need that many slaves.
Let's just use undead if we really want to win.
Just raise some skellingtons.

>>918028
>>Let's do it already.

I don't want to go on a mini-quest to resurrect Reinhold. It devalues his death, making it almost a casual thing. We already revived Maria which should be a significant event. Then there's actually explaining shit like killing him and being a pagan. Let's just let him stay in heaven.

Waiting twenty minutes if anons want to get more slaves or not enslave all of Korea and Vietnam.

>>918053
Well I want at least some slaves. Not the whole population of Korea but at least some.

>>918053
A thousand or so slaves is fine.
Both the entirety of Vietnam and Korea is retarded

You decide to get a few. Enslaving an entire country is just outright retarded.

...Let's just get a few.

Alright, just throwing options out there.

Yeah.

Anyways, let's get going...

You get your mom, and fly towards Seoul...

Roll me a 1d20+8 for making an intimidating landing.
+2 if you can yell about how fucked they are, or be eerily calm and polite about this.
Additional +1 if you feel like making a show of it somehow, like smashing a building while you land, etc.

Rolled 18 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>918069

Rolled 17 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

I just remembered the locations of where our slaves live is overcrowded.
We also need a bath for Chrysoula and said slaves.
Should be easy enough to deal with in civ mode though.
>>918069
>Ahh hello residents of the area I'm Renexizious and I'm here to enslave some of you, demand surrender, and kill those that defy me. I hope we, meaning I, can have a good time.

Let's crush a building sure.

18+11=29

Good Success!

You land down, crushing a fancy building and terrifying crowds of people. Your mom doesn't land next to you, crushing a crowd.

"Ah! Hello, residents of the are! I am the glorious dragon Renexizious, with my kind mother, Karesteina. I'm here to enslave some, if not most of you, demand your surrender, and kill those who defy my glorious rule. I hope we, meaning I, can have a good time."

The crowds seem terrified, and frozen with fear.

Actions

>This is the part where you bow down and worship your new god, by the way.
>Eh... You feel like being a bit awesome. Use a breath attack either on the crowd, buildings, or air to look cool.
>I also accept tumbles from attractive females. Just saying.
>Nom a few. Just to get them fleeing.
>I'll give you all two minutes headstart to run.
>I know, I know. I'm amazing and awesome.
>...Motion to your mom to surround the crowds, leaving them no option but to surrender or get nommed.
>So, who wants to be my first slave? I promise to take good care of you.
>Write-In

>>918114
>...Motion to your mom to surround the crowds, leaving them no option but to surrender or get nommed.
>So, who wants to be my first slave? I promise to take good care of you.

>>918114
>...Motion to your mom to surround the crowds, leaving them no option but to surrender or get nommed.
>So, who wants to be my first slave? I promise to take good care of you.

You motion to your mom to surround them...

"So, who wants to be my first slave? I promise to take good care of you."

Roll me a 1d20+4 if your mom can surround them before they flee.

Additional +2 if you can seem friendly to the crowd to calm them down.
Additional +3 if you can give them a speech to distract them from your mother. This speech could be either about how cool you are, or their terms of employment and their rights. +1 if you can mention something about your wife who has had a tendency to eat people.

Rolled 7 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>918152
>Come on relax no need to get antsy. Running will just disappoint all of us. Just relax. Sit down. And accept your new place in life.

Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>918152
Speak their language
>Herro Ching Ching bing bong

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>>918178
We could do that just to troll Liz.

Allowing a samefag if you can seem more friendly, or continue your speech.

By the way, your at a borderline Success. I just think anons would want to get something higher.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>918190
>And remember. If you work for me you get a guaranteed place to stay as well as food for your little mortal bodies. I also won't kill right now if you join.

So how revolutionary would Gauss rifles be for our army?

>>918190
>inb4 we get a nat one

>>918197
Well, suddenly tanks seem a lot less dangerous, and airplanes and helicopters suddenly a lot more fragile to fast-moving projectiles.

Not to mention cover suddenly being a little easier to shoot through, longer range...

Basically a great enhancement.


"Come on, relax. No need to get antsy. Running will just make me and my mom sad. Just sit down and relax, and accept your place in life. Don't forget, working for me will get you a guaranteed place to stay at, as well as food for your little mortal bodies. I also won't kill you right now if you join."

Your mom stomps to surround them, but a large amount of them begin to run down the road, terrified, and a few rush into nearby buildings, thinking that would save them.

Meanwhile, your mom picks up about forty slaves from the frozen in fear humans... You then glare at the fleeing humans rushing down the street...

Actions

>Stop them!
>Well, they had their chance. Kill them.
>Laugh demonically?
>Go after the nearby buildings?
>Nah. Not worth it.
>You know, Khorne would be happy if you got him more souls... Nom them or kill them with your tail.
>But wait, there's more! You have a crazy idea, knock on the door of houses and try to sell your slavery idea like a businessdragon. There's a reason you suspect you have some Hebrew in your blood...
>Try to fly fast enough to get infront of them!
>Write-In

>>918218
>But wait, there's more! You have a crazy idea, knock on the door of houses and try to sell your slavery idea like a businessdragon. There's a reason you suspect you have some Hebrew in your blood...

>>918218
>But wait, there's more! You have a crazy idea, knock on the door of houses and try to sell your slavery idea like a businessdragon. There's a reason you suspect you have some Hebrew in your blood...

>>918218
>But wait, there's more! You have a crazy idea, knock on the door of houses and try to sell your slavery idea like a businessdragon. There's a reason you suspect you have some Hebrew in your blood...
Dwarves are basically fantasy Jews anyway. And fantasy scots. And fantasy Scandinavians. And fantasy manlets. And fantasy drunkards.

>>918224
inb4 somehow you get people to pay you to be slaves.

You sigh. Oh well, you'll just move onto your next strategy.

You knock on the door of a house, and a middle-aged Korean man answers the door, in a bathrobe and drinking a cup of coffee. He doesn't seem too stunned, and mostly seems indifferent.
He does however, pour the coffee onto the grass after looking at you for a moment, no doubt thinking he's been drinking a little too much of it.

"Herro?" He says.
You also see a terrified wife inside, and two children.

Hm... Time to let your inner Hebrew work.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to become Jewish and how well your campaign goes.

Giving a varied bonus for how well you can sell the idea of becoming a slave, the benefits of becoming a slave, ensuring them that their lives totally matter when they become your slaves, etc.

This can stack up to a Critical Autosuccess, which is basically a very long speech. (Like a paragraph).

Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>918258
>Hello sir I'm here to sell you on the good word of slavery. You see slavery is the future of puny mortals like you especially to dragons like me. Now I know your wondering "Why would I a weak mortal want to surrender my freedom?" And I will answer that with one simple word. Security!

>Now becoming a slave gives way to a myriad of benefits. It's securing a place of work. You'll be guaranteed a house and food. And the same applies for your family! Even your grandchildren. You'd be securing their future. Now isn't that a good thing.

>It also provides a sense of fulfillment. You'll never be without work. And you'll be moving towards the betterment of my, and by extension your life!

>And if you're thinking I'll abuse you. Don't worry! No slave is wrongfully harmed under my care. We pride ourselves on avoiding needless suffering. So stop waiting and become a slave today!


I took too many levels in Jew to fail now.

Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>918258
>Being a Slave isn't too bad. Slavery is almost no different from working in everyday life. A person works for another person who pays them. Slavery is the same as employment but with more benefits. As a slave you will never have to worry about being fired or not having enough resources to live. As I a slave owner and you slaves, I would never get rid of you. You are all investments of mine. For me to fire you would just be loosing money. The same goes for your place of residence. I would want to keep you in good condition and give you adequate space. Become my property and I will make sure you do not simply cease to exist.

Oy vey

Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>918258

>>918284
Oy vey. It's anuddah Shoah! Shut it down!

>>918284
All those 19s and 20s finally caught up to me.

So anons...

Use barbaric?

>Yes!
>No!

>>918291
Yes.

>>918291
>Yes

Was our speech worthy of a crit auto success?

>>918291
>Yes!

>>918290
What makes it even worse is that there's a wasted 20 >>917057

>>918295
It was, actually.

Barbaric!

Roll me a 1d20.
Or, you can get up to a critical autosuccess if you give a barbaric and brutal speech. (Basically yelling, threatening them, and otherwise reminding them that you could crush them easily.)
A paragraph for said criticla autosuccess.

I'm willing to make it easier if you can find a way to "dispose" of the people who refuse, but also find a way so they can still agree to the terms and conditions.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>918309

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>>918309
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JUST BECOME MY SLAVE FAGGOT

>>918316
Gay

Well time to bathe this place in fire,ice, and lasers.
Kill them all and let whatever god they worship sort them out

Critical Failure!

"JUST FUCKING BECOME MY SLAVE GODD-"

"No." He says, to your face.

...What?"

"In order to have slave, one must learn how to be slave." He says, wisely.

"...What?" You are extremely confused.

"Do dishes, apprentice, to learn the ancient art of slavery."

"But, I'-"

"No buts. You do dishes, slave. To master another, one must be master of other."

Hm... He is rather old... Maybe he has ancient Korean wisdom?

Your mother watches his techniques, and seems rather entertained. She goes onto enslave others as you do the wise man's dishes for his family...

He comes in to help you.

"No. You are doing it wrong." He grabs your hand.

"What? What's wrong?"

"You are scrubbing wrong."

He shows you an example, a clear rub, fully circular.

"Now, you try."

You rub it back and forth, and he shakes his head.

"No. Scrub on, scrub off..."

For the next hour, you do menial chores of the Korean man, who makes you some tea. You even wax his car, and paint his roof using his techniques. Not to mention he even lets you take care of his fish in a pond!

You know... Do you feel like we've been... You know, tricked?

Whaatt? Come on. He's teaching us ancient Korean wisdom. Who knows, maybe Mr. Sun Jiang could teach us karate.

...I mean, we're just painting his fence, waxing his car...

I'm just eating popcorn.

Come on, it's like one of my anime comics. He'll teach us valuable wisdom. Hell, I'm learning a lot about myself!

You have gained one Wisdom from a wise Korean man.

He thanks you for doing his fence, roof, car, and dishes. He even gives you a polite bow as you leave, and you go back to your dragon form.

Your mom however, has mostly taken to plundering nearby stores, stealing it's valuables. She only has a handful of slaves, and the sun is beginning to set. Your sweating from all the hard work you've been doing for Mr. Sun Jiang though.

Actions.

>...Try to realize you've been counter-enslaved by a master-level Korean Jew.
>...You know, maybe he can teach you something... Knock on his door again?
>Go back to enslaving the city!
>...Man, Asia is so cool...
>Write-In

>>918364
>...Try to realize you've been counter-enslaved by a master-level Korean Jew.

ASIA FUCKING SUCKS AND ALL THEIR CARTOONS ARE CANCEROUS BRAINWASHING THAT ONLY DEGENERATE KEKS LIKE

>>918364
>...Try to realize you've been counter-enslaved by a master-level Korean Jew.
Wait did we legit gain one wisdom.
>Go back to enslaving the city!
>>918366
Your taste is shit.
Chinese cartoons a best

>>918369
Yeah, I added that to the character sheet.

>>918369
GO BACK TO FUCKING /a/ AND YOUR WAIFU PILLOW

>>918371
I'll switch to this then
>...You know, maybe he can teach you something... Knock on his door again?
Time for some karate kid tier shit.
Wisdom helps with military tactics right?
>>918374
REMOVE YOUR SHIT TASTE NORMIE.

>>918366
>saying this on a Mongolian basket weaving forum

You try to realize you've been counter enslaved by a master-level Korean Jew.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to put one and two together.

+2 if you can remind yourself why you wanted to enslave him in the first place.

Rolled 1 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>918378
Well we wanted free labor.
But since he's wise enough to talk us in circles we should get him as a Sensei

Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>918378
>>918377
3D Chinese tapestries are the cancer killing our youth today. To not hate on it is a Japanese pleb

>>918378
I'd like to nominate this Korean for named character status.
I'd also like to make him our Sensei
>>918385
No the cancer is infecting the 3D tapestries

>>918389
>Bowing down to a man who just mentally cucked us

>>918393
Wis wise he is our superior anon.
We can learn from him.
And get the wisdom gainz we need.
Also we got a wisdom point out of this

>>918396
Nope. He's just some Korean who brainwashed us and got inside our head. To show respect to someone like that is defeatism or cuckoldry. Also the intelligence point don't mean shit.

OH MY GOD
THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN.

Critical Failure!

You think... Well, maybe if you did more work, you'd get more wise.

You go back to work for Mr. Sun Jiang, who applauds your diligence.

Your mom meanwhile, is learning much in the ways of getting you to do chores for her, as she listens.

"Ren, do you want some help?"

"Mom? Nah, I'm fine." You say, as you make dinner for his family, while talking to your mom through a window.

"...Well sweetie, it's cold. If you want, I could get you a blanket or a..."

"Mooom... I'm learning secret Korean wisdom of the ancients..."

She sighs, and kisses you through the door.

"Well, just be back in time for dinner, ok?"

"I promise mom. What's for dinner anyways?"

"...Well, would you like people or pastries?"

"How about both?"

Oy vey. It's anodah shoah.

"Well, I'll try my best sweetie... Just be careful and don't cut yourself with that knife, ok?"

"Ok mom. Love you."

You kiss her while you make dinner for Sun Jiang. After a bit you deliver the dinner out, and talk to him a little. You learn a little bit more about Sun Jiang and his family... And learn that the woman with him is in fact his sister and her children. You talk over ginger tea, and Kimchi, which is a Korean food.

"...Can I have some more?"

He looks over to you.

"Not until you make more."

"Please? You have plenty."

"There are many men who make plenty, but one does not ask for a handout. One must make his own living from his own hands."

"...Yes, master." You bow, this makes complete sense as you go outside into his garden to make food for yourself.

After making a nice salad, Mr. Sun Jiang tasks you with clearing his attic and organizing boxes. You say that you need to get back to your mom before she finishes baking people, but he says that "one must never let unfinished work linger, like a wound festering on a body."

Roll me a 1d20+4 to become more wise by organizing for your sensei.
Additional +2 if you try to think on more wise quotes to impress your sensei!

Also anons, the passive ability of Wisdom is letting you know what people like and don't like. With one more point relationships can actually be put into numbers, and eventually possible consequences of actions.

Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>918409
>Ren is now a mental slave to some Korean we just met when we were trying to get Slaves

Fucking nuke it.

Rolled 16 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>918402
It's wisdom not intelligence.
>Defeatism
You mean acknowledgement that he's better and trying to learn from and surpass him?
Dafuq anon?
>>918409
So we're rolling insight right?
>So leaving a job unfinished is like leaving a house half done. It will collapse and make more work for you in the end.


>Those that cannot accept that they are weaker can never grow stronger. They blind themselves to their own potential.

>>918417
Anon you are too prideful.
Learn humility.
We shall grow from this
(Stat gainz are based calm down this is a golden opportunity)
We really lack discipline.

>>918421
He'll manipulate us and force us to slave for him all day. We're going to stay here and he'll make us do nothing but produce but small portable phones that are like computers. Then he'll force these products unto the people around the world and give them eye cancer because the phones are designed like that. The worst part is that we're stuck here forever unless if we violently murder everyone in sgight necuase Ren's mom thinks it's cute and just leave Ren to play with his new "Korean" "friend" all day cause that's how she is.

We're doomed!

>>918440
Relax anon.
He's a good way to make wisdom gainz.
And with insight we can break free.
We should also train insight and intelligence.
For science and learning

>You're letting pessimism cloud your judgement and creating a storm in your own mind. Calm it and see clearly to understand

>>918447
He's taking over our mind. He even has pointy ears. It's all part of the 4th dimensional chess game those Elves have been playing all along. We're doomed unless if we take off our patch and kill everything. This may or may not be satire

16+6=22

Good Success!

You say some internal quotes for later as you work diligently...

Ren is now more diligent and willing to do more work!
You have also gained an additional +1 Wisdom Point.

After sorting out the attic, you head downstairs, exhausted.

"Mr. Sun Jiang? It's done."

You see him sitting on a couch.

"Hm? Very good. Now, tell me, is that your mother on TV?"

He points to the TV, and you see your mother at a bakery, with smoke coming out of it. You also see plenty of terrified people urgently making food.

"Yes?"

"Hm. Now, what have you learned today?"

"Well... Leaving a job unfinished is like leaving a house half done. It'll collapse and make more work for you in the end."

He nods at this.

"Very good. You are learning much. Now, go home. You have done enough work for intruding in my home. More then enough, I should say."

"...Really?"

"Come back tomorrow, if you wish to learn more."

You nod your head and leave, and follow the trail of giant footprints in the road, crushed cars... And screaming and panicking people to find your mom at a bakery.

After shapeshifting to your dragon form and eating plenty of bread, cake, etc, which happened to contain plenty of butter and human meat, you move onto thinking about what to do... You aren't really getting opposed in this town. Then again, this is a town far away from civilization. And mom destroyed the phone and TV lines a couple of hours ago.

Actions.

>Maybe you should get rest in this town. You and mom are it's new overlord now...
>Kiss your mom for making some delicious cake with people inside. Always tastes good.
>...Rest at Charlemagne's camp.
>...You know, you are in Asia... Maybe you should meditate. Just saying. It's good for the mind.
>Enslave the rest of the town. Except for Mr. Sun Jiang.
>Try to get angry at Mr. Sun Jiang?

Also, soon I will put relations into points.
>Write-In

>>918458
>Kiss your mom for making some delicious cake with people inside. Always tastes good.
>...You know, you are in Asia... Maybe you should meditate. Just saying. It's good for the mind.

Meditation should give us more insight.
What does insight help us with OP?

>>918458
>...Rest at Charlemagne's camp.
we never did make that dragon mutagen Charlemagne wanted.

>>918463
That's because it costs 10 million to make.
Per mutagen of course

>>918460
Seeing through people's deceptions, predicting attacks, and how people, organizations, and etc will react to things.
Basically how much Flames can tell you.

Anyways, waiting ten minutes.

>>918465
That's not being fair to Charlemagne though. We've spent a shit ton of money on stuff like a gymnasium for Chrysoula and a ring for Liz.

>>918469
Wow we actually need those things.
Wis and insight gains are mandatory.
All our stats are I guess.
>>918471
>Us being fair.
Anon plz.
I've touched for being fair and anons don't take to that shit.

>>918479
Then let's be fair now. Just talk to Charlemagne about stuff like the future for now.

>>918479
>Touched
Vouched

Also we lack the current funds.
>>918483
Are we gonna try to be fair later?
It seems like shit some anons say to justify doing things they want to other anons by using pleasant sounding words

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Stay with mom and meditate.
2=Go to Charlemagne's camp!

>>918487
I swear on all my (You)'s that I will make choices and decisions that are more fair to all characters. No I'm not saying kill them all like Reinhold

>>918500
Okay let's try to actually treat our friends and family among others somewhat decently.
We still need more int,wis,insight gainz later.

Shit seems important

You give a kiss to your mom for making you that amazing food, and prepare to leave...

"Oh, Ren?"

"What?"

"Do you want me to enslave for you if your so tired?"

"Huh?"

"Well, I'll enslave the koreans for you, if your so tired."

Actions

>Well... Sure.
>Sure... Have fun, mom. (Change PoV to your mom!)
>Nah... I want to have fun too.
>We're supposed to enslave the mortals together, mom...
>Why don't you come with me?
>Write-in

>>918505
>Nah... I want to have fun too.
We can rest by meditation.
It's good mental rest

"Nah, sorry mom. I want to have fun too."

"Ok Ren. I'll fly you back, and we can rest..."

"At Charlemagne's camp?"

"Oh, right, right. You know, he seemed like a good child..."

"He is, actually. Let's get going mom."

You begin to fly back, but your mom speaks to you.

"So, Ren... How much time do you spend with your children?"

Actions

>Let's talk about something else!
>Well, as much time as I can afford.
>Plenty of time, mom. Tons. They love me unconditionally. (Lie)
>I don't really spend a lot of time with them. I'm busy.
>Honestly, I wish I didn't have as much children. They're hard to manage...
>...Well, mom... I'd rather not talk about it.
>I love them all equally, if that's what your saying.
>...Are you going to judge me if I say I don't really see them too much?
>Write-in

>>918519
>Well, as much time as I can afford.
>...Are you going to judge me if I say I don't really see them too much?

>>918519
>Well, as much time as I can afford.
>I love them all equally, if that's what your saying.

"Well, as much time as I can afford. Are you going to judge me if I said I don't really see them too much?"

"Well... If your busy... I mean, in my opinion, my children and grandchildren are more important then my job. If you prioritize your nation over your children, that's you, Ren."
She seems to understand, but seems a little disappointed.

"Oh. Thanks Mom."

"I'd never judge you, Ren. I know you have your reasons. I was just curious."

"I see."

"Now, I brought along that Lord of the Rings book... If you want, I could read it to you, or Charlemagne. Or both of you... Aw, I can see it now... That'd be adorable..." She smiles sweetly at the idea of reading her children and grandchildren a story.

Actions

>I mean... Why not both?
>Please? Come on, it'd be fun with just me...
>I think Charlemagne is too tough to convince him to listen to a bedtime story. Just saying.
>Just do it to Charlemagne, ok?
>...That sounds childish, no.
>...Only if you can get me some cookies please.
>If you want, I can be in my kobold form.
>Sorry... But I'm going to be sleeping away from you. In fact, I'll be meditating...
>I love you too, mom. Kiss her!
>Write-in

>>918530
>Sorry... But I'm going to be sleeping away from you. In fact, I'll be meditating...
>Just do it to Charlemagne, ok?