>>903713
IT BEGINS

Harem route is go

"As I said, my relationship with my father is at best, strained." Baratsuchi continues, "It really all started around the time my mother died."

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You are Baratsuchi, you are also three years old. You are the bright-eyed young heiress of the Kanameishi Organization. Well, you were the sole heiress until your brother Oritzenbi was born a few months ago. You thought that people were supposed to be happy when a baby was born into their family; you certainly were. Despite this, you haven't seen much of your mother since your brother was born, she's spent a lot of time in bed, and your father has been rather cold.

Today, the doctors are visiting your mother again. You like when this happens, because it means that your mother is getting better. There are even ninja doctors today, they're the best doctors because they can make people better with their chakras. You're in the gardens right now, under the supervision of your nanny and a few of your family's maids.

>A) Try to sneak away and see what the doctors and your mother are doing

>B) Ask to go see your brother

>C) Try to sneak away to your father's office

>D) Keep playing here

>>903791
>A) Try to sneak away and see what the doctors and your mother are doing
Not a big fan of POV switches desu, especially when we can barely change anything with our input

>>903791
>>D) Keep playing here

>>903791
>C)

>>903826
I'm going to change my vote to
>D)
We need consensus

>>903805
This way I figured I could give you guys a session and not just infodump.
>>903810
>>903890
You decide to stay in the yard, if your parents needed you, they would call you, obviously. You spend a while playing there, blissfully unaware of what's going on inside.

The late day becomes cloudier and cloudier, and you're brought inside by the help when it's severely overcast. When you get to the house's entryway, you can see your father and the doctors there, speaking to each other.

Your father's face seems awfully serious.

>A) Listen in

>B) Talk to them (What say?)

>C) Go see your mother

>D) Go see your brother

>>903928
>A)

>>903928
>A) Listen in

>>903928
>>D) Go see your brother

>>903928
>A) Listen in
I'd rather an infodump desu but others may disagree

>>903950
I'd rather infodump too

>>903950
>>903960
If the consensus is an infodump, then I'll get that out tomorrow and have a regular session Tuesday.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11801327
Vote on this, it's actually important.

To be honest I don't particularly like the Gaidens

Infodump it is then. Anything anyone needs in the thread now? Because I'll be gone after ten.

>>904028
Just sensei things

>>904037
What do you want to know about Sensei?


Favorite food?

Three sizes?

Favorite season?

Favorite student?

Her own genin team?

>>904025
One day, Kuro will be the Gaiden Character, then who will be laughing?

>>904055
I want to know if sensei is pure

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>>904055
EVERYTHING

>>904078
Yes.
>>904085

Blueberry-vanilla ice cream

34-24-32

Summer

Kuro

She was on a team with Mitasu and another girl who's now an ANBU candidate, Nazoko.

>>904145
Yessss YESHHHHH, now its time to plan ahead and make our move!

>>904159
But that's meta, you silly billy.

>>904177
>Thinking that matters
Time for me to sleep.

>>904227
I mean, Kuro can't go to Sensei and be like
>Why sensei, what a lovely gives exact figure figure you have today

>>904238
damn, well just have to ask sensei out more often!

>>904238
How would sensei take being asked out by Kuro

>>904329
Badly, considering we're already dating Baratsuchi who is actually best girl

>>904329
She would ask him if he was joking, remind him he has a girlfriend, and then tell him that it's bad form to do something like that.

>>904352
>implying we care

WHATEVER IT TAKES

>>904358
You may not care, but Kuro does. You don't just do that to your girlfriend, not matter how great your sensei is.

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>>904368
mfw

Sensei at all costs

>>904368
Can we know more about Baratsuchi if you have the infodump ready? Sorry I'm late, made a soda-and-Ben-&-Jerry run because fuck finals.

>>904368
>he thinks staying in character matters to waifufags

>>904397
It matters to me. ;;

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>>904377
>have the infodump ready?
See >>903967

http://www.strawpoll.me/11801680

>>904397
>he thinks I'll allow Kuro to go far enough OOC to do something like that.

>>904418
what if we were to be single and ask sensei out

>>904418
why must it always be this way....., why must we chose between them?

why not both?

>>904468
She would tell you that that's sweet, but she's not really sure the two of you would work as an item.

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>>904473
>why not both?
>Hōōmaru and Baratsuchi
>Sharing

>>904474
this is quite the predicament then

So, what would be the best way to go about acquiring the sensei then? wait for the timeskip?

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>>904477
if it is to be this way, then blue sensei will come out on top!

>>904478
kek the desperation is palpable

>>904477
What the fuck is going on here and why did we need to wait for an 'info' jump that has never came?

>>904478
I can't help you with that. It's like you're trying to pray for advice on girls.
>>904483
WILL SHE?!

>>904492
I was going to do a gaiden, but now you have to learn about Baratsuchi tomorrow, in one fell swoop.

>>904500
God fucking damn it, I gotta wait a bloody day to find out why she wears a mask.

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>>904493
SHE WILL, Sensei will be the top girl!

Sensei hasn't been an option for a long time, shit was determined when we failed the roll in our first meeting with her.
Sensei fans need to let it go, its over.

>>904507
Because she suffered an eye injury at an earlier point in her life. Why else would you wear an eyepatch.
>>904512
She found that funny, actually. It was somewhat embarrassing for her, but she knows you didn't do it purposefully. You should really just be content with what you have though, for god's sake, Baratsuchi was a pretty situational route.

I liked the side storys with the uchiha Hyuga hybrid guy but yeah I don't usually like side stories, they take focus away from the protag.

When do we hear from that guy again?
Also, will shirou and haiiro be back to normal after the time skip? cause goddamn i want that family training session with the three of us together.

>>904550
>When do we hear from that guy again?
Not for a while, his brothers will show up after the timeskip though.
>Also, will shirou and haiiro be back to normal after the time skip? cause goddamn i want that family training session with the three of us together.
They should be.

>>904519
I know right? What's the issue with Baratsuchi and what's so great about sensei?

>>904483
>>904510
I hope you don't wreck our thing with Baratsuchi only for us to be rejected by Sensei.
>>904519
>>904566
Niggas can't appreciate what's in hand and just want the pussy in the bushes.

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>>905018
What could go wrong? ;^)

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>>904028

Can't wait for the infodump
Also the waifupoll, holy shit, usually don't give a fuck about shipping but this is ridiculous. The waifu was chosen so we should stick with it. Changing decisions which were made threads ago is bullshit. Also, no point changing waifu cuz then the pink fags will start whining. So keep the current one, allow harem or castrate Kuro. Just end this bullshit.

>>906397
>allow harem
I feel like it's been made 100% clear that this will never happen. and that's absolutely a good thing

>>906422
this

>>906422
>>906425

no shit.
But this waifu bullshit ain't a remedy either. So just telling that kuro has an harem and never ever bring any waifu in the quest again is a win in my book aswell. I just hate to see quests going shit just cuz some faggots missed out the vote and then cry about it.

And both of you are the faggots fucking shit up, just let the quest move on and go have a wank on some blue-haired pussy on exhentai.

>>906518
>some people like one girl
>some people like a different girl
>this means the quest is going to shit
Kinda dramatic desu. I'm enjoying the quest.

>>906588
And for some reason the after-session discussion is full of unimportant faggotry. Hate to break your bubble but it does not matter which girl (whom you don't know nothing about, because there has been no time for npc development or deeper backstory. And every time there is a chance for it some faggots start to cry about not getting their bone) we get.

>>906588
this desu, a difference of opinion wont ruin the quest, still breddy good

>>906608
>some faggots start to cry about not getting their bone
What did he mean by this?

>>906665
A reference to Aesop's Fables nr. 133

>>906679
ohh and Perry Index if you wan't to look it up

Can we just focus on the prim/proper cyclops we already have?
She seems the sort who's willing to get her hands dirty, and that's a great dichotomy to have in a gf, particularly for a ninja.
Granted she seems the sort that would want to put on gloves first, but hey, best girls are allowed their quirks

Infodump when

>>907113
never

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>>907304
rip

>>907113
Tomorrow, hopefully. I'm kind of down a creek today, personally.

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>>907563
Have a picture of best Bleach ship hugging to cheer you up. ;;

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>>907597
This did the opposite of cheer me up.

>>907635
I GOT YOU SENPAI. The Holocaust was a lie. I know what cheers you up.

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>>907652
That's better!

I understand why the elected Trump tweets desu, I'm pretty smug and satisfied with myself but everyone is pissed at me.

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>>907635
Oh, sorry... I'll just take my shitty tastes and go away.

>>907683
I mean, you are wrong in that case and some of your tastes are shit, but I doubt you would know my Bleach OTP, and if you did, I doubt you could much find it.

>>907697
Tell me your secrets and I will seek to please you, Country.

>>907678
Is your OTP the Aizen and his butterfly form?


>Everybody else is mad

Why do you think I'm always shit posting in my house?

>>907705
Here's a hint: you got half of it right.
>>907706
Butterflaizen is pretty great, but no.

>>907709
I bet it's like Nel and Ichigo or something

>>907709
>>907736
If it's IchigoxNel, I will be happy.

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>>907736
>>907743
>Thinking that I'm this plebeian
Not that I disapprove of it, but it's pretty low-tier taste.

>>907752
Did we at least have Ichigo right? Is it a human you ship him with? Is it Tatsuki?

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>>907790
No.

>>907793
I bet it's Riruka

>>907793
No and Rukia is the correct half, or no and you ship Ichigo with someone else?

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>>907799
You're barking up the wrong tree.
>>907817
No, and you're looking at the wrong half. Ichigo is probably the "big four" shonen protagonist I like the most, but I don't really like any of them.

>>907830
>shipping rukia with someone else
absolutely disgusting

>>907830
Is it a human, an arrancar, a Soul Reaper, or, god forbid, a filthy quincy that you ship Rukia with?

>>907842
That ruins the fun. But I'll give you a hint it's not the canon pairing, even if their daughter is Senna.
>>907840
You just ship IchiRuki because he's an easy self-insert.

>>907855
Nigga, we're playing 20 questions here so answer if what race the person is so I can narrow it d- Wait, is it Kaien?

Also, Senna and Tatsuki are bae.

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>>907857
>is it Kaien

>>907857
I'll tell you it's not a filthy Quincy. Or the only non-filthy Quincy AKA Ryuken.

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>>907874
IS IT EVEN A SOUL REAPER?

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>>907892
Yes.

>>907906
Is it a Lieutenant or a Captain?

>>907910
It's someone who's Bankai we've seen.

>>907920
Kenpachi and shoulder Loli.

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>>907924

>>907920
So I'm crossing Yamamoto and Chojiro out since you don't seem the sort to ship Rukia with dirty old men. Her brother and Mayuri are also out because gross. That leaves Shunsui, Gin, Soi-fon, that faggot Amagai, Aizen, Retsu, Komamura, Kensei, Tosen, Ikkaku... and I think a few more Vizards? Kenpachi's also out.

Is the person a traitor? Straight or gay relationship?

>>907943
Straight, not a traitor or a Vizard, alive. There's something you're forgetting, but I'm not one to help people.

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>>907954
>>907954
... Kisuke? Fuck, man, I don't know. Is the person not filler garbage?

>>907962
Ha, you're Asuka in the gif because you're both garbage.
You seem to have forgotten someone very important who used their bankai in a pretty great fight. But it's not him, there's something not related to bankai or anything like that you're forgetting.

>>907977
Oh, Toshiro.

... How the fuck did I miss Toshiro? Jesus, I really am trash like Rei.

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>>907982
Rei is also trash.

I was talking about Ichibei because I thought it would disgust you. It's not Toshiro though, I ship him with nobody because Momo is for Aizen alone.

>>907997
You mean she's for the trash, faggot. Just tell me who it is, you fuck, so we don't keep cluttering up the thread with this bullshit and I can start searching for cute pictures.

>>908008
It's Byakuya because she was adopted and wasn't raised by the Kuchiki's. You tosser.

>>908017
>That ship
Ugh... Be glad I love you. Time to dig through this ship's garbage images and find one that's half-decent...

>>908022
That's a problem I have with a lot of things I like Dice. Because I have refined taste.

>>908026
>Refined taste
I bet you eat snail and frog, you cannibal

>>908026
Well, at least your tastes aren't as plebian as mine...

The great thing about shirou is that it's taboo enough that she probably wouldn't mind being the side woman to eye patch. Its the best we can do in terms of multiple women, even if it's a secret to eyepatch

>>907982
>>907977
>shit talking best girl rei
Good god I never expected you two to be on the same shitty level, so disappointed in you country.

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>>908530
>Liking Rei, Asuka, or Mari unironically

>>908530
>incest harem
Please let this be bait

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>>908623
I mean, I dislike the opinion, but objectively none of the characters from N:GE are good

>>908530
>He thinks we have bad taste
>He likes Rei and incest harem

You know, man, I might have bad taste, but at least I don't want to fuck a cousin and a sister in one day like your redneck dick.

>>908530
>Cheating on Best Girl with worst girl
No.

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Where is my info dump country

>>908530
(You)

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Rolled 56 (1d100)

Summoning Country no jutsu

Come forth and share the goods!

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Sorry for being such a shitty qm and being unable to update guys, how can I make it up to you?

Infoshit before 1am.

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>>912407
And then I forgot my trip.

>>912413
Well its really quite simple Give her a badass blood-line so when we fuck it up or bang her the kid gets it.

>>912407
At least one snapshot of the timeskip where Kuro and Baratsuchi just have a nice, fluffy day of being together in the park.

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>>912463
>Timeskip
>together
>>912446
Baratsuchi already has Lava Style.

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>>912407

whoop whoop
when is it 1am for you?

>>912498
Then I guess we can just call it even since you're going to post the infodump eventually and it probably wasn't your fault that you couldn't update.

>>912549
Around 9am for you, I think?
>>912554
>Not my fault
Yeah...

>>912498
Give her Dust release too or whatever that horrifiing sand thing one is.

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>>912564
Thanks

I know how to make up for my tardiness, you'll see what I mean after Boxing Day. Better brush up on my cadence.

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>>914264
WHERES MY INFO DUMP COUNTRY

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>>914728
It's only quarter past twelve.

>>914745
If I had more super saiyen mohamed pictures I would post them passive-aggressively at you for the memes of course

>>914756
Thanks, anon, now the jihadists are going to kill us all for looking at an image of king turban.
>>914745
Take your time, Country.

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This is what it must have felt like to be a Japanese officer who didn't die for his country.

It's in third person, but you people didn't want the gaiden, so here.

http://pastebin.com/GnQchkQz

Actual session Thursday, I guess.

>>914921
>We hinata now.

>>914921
ALSO CALLED IT, THE BASTARD DID FUCK HER EYE IN SOME FASHION.

Good, We forge his will and seize his empire.

>>914924
Unlike Hinata, Baratsuchi actively resents him and disobeys him regularly when not around him.

The only reason she's been so careful with you is because you might have to be close to him one day. She also knows that she's stronger than him now, but doesn't want ti become someone like her father.
>>914928
There was nothing sexual about it. inb4 everything is sexual on 4chan
inb4 OP can't inb4

>>914935
So in other words, we must kill him and become stronger.

>>914948
At some point I'll probably give you the option. But only if you stick with Baratsuchi.

>>914949
If we eat his weak feeble Charka points, I'm game.

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>>914921
Welp, time to destroy her father or atleast assert dominance in some fashion.

>>914921
"Under budget and ahead of schedule" is her dad Donald Trump?

>>915173
He is a real estate and construction mogul.

>>915676
So when does he use his massive amounts of money to become a world leader?

>>915940
Never, also how could a non-noble civilian do that in the world of Naruto?

>>916084
How did Hitler take over Germany? By blaming Jews aka ninjas and Socialists aka minor villages/nations.[/spoiler

>>916118
Fuck, left my trip off.

>>916118
>dat revisionists history

>>916915
>pretending that Hitler didn't blame them for the failure of Germany

Come on, are you a fucking idiot? He bashed the Treaty of Versailles and believed it was made with the support of Jews and communists in Germany, saying it was the ultimate betrayal. Next you're going to say he didn't support pan-Germanism and extermination of lesser races.

>>916118
>Implying that would be possible for a civilian in Naruto, even in the World Shinobi Congress.

>>917111
>The Commies did nothing to provoke the Poor innocent germans, They was good boys

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Revolution_of_1918%E2%80%9319

>Banshed the Treaty of Versailles
That thing even we didn't want enforced upon germany because we knew it would hurt them and was pushed mainly by France and England?

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>>917523
Dice's tastes strike again.

>>917757
Are we gonna have a thread tonight?

>>917771
I'm afraid not, sorry. Tomorrow for sure though.

>>917757
God damn it Country, Don't you die on us you jew. You said today.

I know my history unlike some folks.

>>917815
I did say today, but I don't feel like I could do it well cause of some personal stuff earlier, sorry.

>>917828
whelp feel better.

>>917840
Thanks. I am here though, if I'm needed.

>>917847
Why does her father blame her for the events that transpired?

>>917852
Because, as the older sibling, she was responsible for her brother. Also, he knew that she admired Shinobi, despite "knowing better".

>>917865
How come she has not killed him yet? And can we get the eye fixed?

>>917865
can we shove something up his ass in the hear future?

Unless he tries to kill her or something we should just let it go.
Shes a smart independent woman and if she wanted vengeance she would have taken it herself, she doesn't need kuro to be the knight in shining armor to her damsel in distress.

>>917885
>How come she has not killed him yet?
She holds herself to a higher standard, and he's the only family she had left.
>And can we get the eye fixed?
Not the current one. Of course, this is Naruto, so she could get a new one.
>>917887
That's lewd. Also no.
>>917911
Makes some good points though.

>>917915
>Get a new one
I know just the person who'd donate an eye.

>>917911
>Let it go
I bet you drink Milk.

>>917936
>I know just the person who'd donate an eye.
Do you?!
>I bet you drink Milk.
Calm down Ulfric.

>>917936
Baratsuchi lost the eye anon, not kuro.
I'd laugh though if we did and she broke up with kuro for being a thoughtless selfish idiot.

>>917936
You're forgetting the person we really need to kill.
the hokage

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>>918060
>That guy who stopped me from going on missions despite the fact that I really don't need them and am otherwise financially secure because everyone in the clan I'm from was a genocidal maniac and I don't have full control over my abilities is so much worse than the one who beat his daughter so hard that one of her eyes is useless and hates the concept of our livelyhood

>>918106
Her dad is mean to the waifu
Hokage is sabotaging our laifu

>>917523
>>917757
>>917815
I never said he was wrong on the communist part, you fucking fags.

>>918202
(((Dice))) is a Rain-aligned Communist confirmed?

>>918214
Well, if it's confirmed, I guess I better just support the attempt at killing the Hokage that's going to fail.

>>918244
I was asking if it was confirmed. If you do that, we're going to have Uchiha Massacre Mark II: Hyuuga Boogaloo.

>>918267
I just want a successful, self-sufficient government that I can fulfill a useful role in.

Then I remember that I'm just a faggot posting on a weeb imageboard and will never be useful.

Here's something you people can do before I run tomorrow.

Decide on Kuro's outfit, he probably hung up the Sasuke onesie after making Chunin, and doesn't wear the flak jacket.

>>918376
>Not copying Saucekay further

>>918376
Doesn't really matter much to me

I'll start back up in an hour to an hour and a half.

>>920869
oh boy, am ready !

Future Naruto Quest


This quest is set within the universe of Naruto, long after the end of the series, but ignoring the events of the Boruto Manga. Of course, because this is Naruto we're talking about, the geopolitics and technology haven't advanced as quickly as they would in the real world. As such, the technology is similar to that of Boruto the Movie, and the villages you know and love are largely the same.


However, the characters will be less familiar, because as much time has passed between the Last and now as passed between the Founding of the Hidden Villages and the Main Series.


You are playing as Kuro Nijiiroh, a Hidden Leaf Chunin of twelve years. You’re a member of Hōōmaru Tachibana’s Team Seven, along with your teammates, Hakurin Hyuga, and Jimmaru ████ Uchiha. Your family consists of your older sister, an ANBU Black Ops, Shirou; your mother, the restaurateur Ki; and your father, a Hand Seals Specializing Tokubetsu Jounin.


Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Future%20Naruto%20Quest


Twitter: https://twitter.com/No_CountryQM


Pastebin of Kuro’s Stats: http://pastebin.com/4WycTkXi


Last Time, Kuro learned of Baratsuchi's past.

After finishing her story, Baratsuchi lightly touches her eyepatch.

"And that's about it, since then we've really just drifted apart, nothing major has happened since, it's not like father attended either my Academy Graduation or my Chunin Promotion." She sighs, "He seems to approve of you, as far as shinobi go. Well, he was more accepting of another boy, but I'd rather we not talk about that."

>How do you feel about this information?

>>921727
Leaning in for a kiss
>I really don't care who he approves of
Kiss her

>>921727
>How do you feel about this information?

Enraged, most likely, but lean in to hug her. This wasn't easy to tell someone. She mustered up a lot of shit for this. Thank her for her trust in telling us.

>>921872
>>921884
You suppress your anger against Baratsuchi's father, exhaling through your nose.

"You know that I don't care who he approves of," You lean into her.

"Well, yes, of course, I was jus-" You shut her up with a hug and a kiss.

She thanks you when you break the kiss off, "You're the best I could have asked for, I wish I had known when I bumped into you at the Chunin Exams, Kuro." She smiles.

>A) Bring her back to her hotel

>B) Go home with her

>C) Go somewhere else (Where?)

>>921940
if there's no one back home, we could watch a few cheesy ass flicks there or something, cook up a meal and shit. If there are people at home, just go for a walk to enjoy the company.

>>921940
Offer to send her to her hotel
>A) Bring her back to her hotel
On the way there, you point out that you also have a perfectly fine quest room vacant plus a breakfest
>B) Go home with her

Lets hope she accepts the b&b

>>921940
>>B) Go home with her

>>921967
>>921974
You offer to bring Baratsuchi to your house was you walk back in its direction, offering to make her dinner, maybe throw on a cheesy movie or two, let her stay the night.

She laughs into the back of her hand, that 'ohohoho' laugh she seems so fond of. "While I do appreciate the offer for bad movies and a place to stay away from my entourage, it would be better for everyone involved if I went back to the hotel tonight. And I do you really think that I'm the kind of girl who likes to watch cheesy movies in her boyfriend's house wearing an oversized t-shirt?" She laughs again.

You admit that you don't, and when you get in you start cooking up dinner for the two of you.

>A) Make something simple

>B) Make something frozen

>C) Make something difficult (5)

>D) Make something complex (12)

>>922056
>>D) Make something complex (12)
Impress the waifu

>>922056
>>D) Make something complex (12)
12?
why not

>>922085
On a d20.

>>922056
>D) Make something complex (12)
why a d20?

>>922095
still it used to be 80 on d100, quite a high roll to pull off
now its close to 50-50
so am fine with those odds

>>922111
Because there's less chance then a d100, and Kuro can't fail cooking on a d20.

>>922130
>can't fail
Ohh the dice gods will have a laugh

>>922137
*Can't critfail.
>>922083
>>922085
>>922111
Roll, first four.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>922145

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>922145

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>922145

>>922149
You decide to make something complex, and settle on flamed peppercorn steak. It takes you a while to make, but you're able to pull it off.

When you serve it to Baratsuchi, she's delighted.

"This is incredible Kuro, you are a masterful chef, truly!" She compliments you.

You thank her and continue with the meal, when it's done, you take out some cake, and eat it with her.

As you're about to start, you hear the front door open. The way your house is designed, someone coming in the front wouldn't see lights on in the kitchen and dining room.

"I don't think anyone's home," you hear Haiiro say.

"Hurry up then, I don't want to run into Kuro or god forbid Shirou," Oh god, that would be Hyaku.

"You can come in, you know," Haiiro offers to someone else.

You hear a quiet "Thank you," in a voice you don't know.

>A) Tell Baratsuchi that you should both sneak out the back

>B) Tell Baratsuchi to sneak out the back, you'll distract them

>C) Go talk to them, tell Baratsuchi to stay put

>D) Introduce Baratsuchi to Haiiro and her friends

>E) Tell Haiiro that you're there

>F) Continue eating

>G) Something else (What?)

>>922232
>>F) Continue eating

>>922232
>>C) Go talk to them, tell Baratsuchi to stay put
I want to see whats up with the secrecy.

>>922232
>>F) Continue eating
This should be good

>>922241
>>922362
You tell Baratsuchi that it would be best if you both continued eating as if nothing was going on.

You hear two people go up the stairs after the door closes, though you don't know what the third girl does, or who she is.

In about a minute, you hear the girl you didn't know speak again, this time in the doorway between the kitchen and dining room. "Oh, I'm sorry for intruding on you in your home." She quiet girl bows before looking between you and Baratsuchi, "Are you Haiiro's cousins?"

>A) You're Kuro, Baratsuchi is your girlfriend

>B) Yes, you're Kuro, and this is Shirou

>C) No

>D) Ask who she is first

>>922386
>>B) Yes, you're Kuro, and this is Shirou

>>922386
>>A) You're Kuro, Baratsuchi is your girlfriend

>>922386
>>A) You're Kuro, Baratsuchi is your girlfriend

Too bad, I was imagening her going to kuros cousin and gushing about how beautiful and cool shirou is and freaking her out

>>922398
O shit what have I done, just remembered that Haiiro is a maniac, well at least our waifu will see how messed up our family is

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>>922425
>Baratsuchi ever meeting Shirou

>>922395
>>922398
"I am, I'm Kuro, this isn't Shirou though, this is my girlfriend, Baratsuchi." You introduce yourselves.

"It's a pleasure meeting you, I'm Ise," this strange girl says, bowing to you. You've never seen her before at the Academy or hanging out with Haiiro, you're sure you would have remembered her, she's quite distinct. The girl no longer bowing before you is about Haiiro's height, but slighter in build. Her hair is longer than Haiiro's or Hyaku's reaching her mid-thigh, it's also two-toned white to the right of her zigzagging part, and black to the left of it. Her eyes are similarly discolored, with the right being red and the left being green. "I trust that you don't want me to inform your cousin or our friend about your being here?"

>A) Tell her not to tell Haiiro and Hyaku

>B) Tell her to tell Haiiro and Hyaku

>C) Something else (What?)

>>922386
>B) Yes, you're Kuro, and this is Shirou

>>922498
>B) tell her, if they bother Baratsuchi, I'm training my sister anymore.
>Wanted to tie it up but couldn't, Fuck me.

>>922498
>>B) Tell her to tell Haiiro and Hyaku
>What are you doing here
>Well Haiiro I happen to live here

>>922418
That would be funny, but how do you think Baratsuchi would like being conflated with your autist of a sister?

>>922509
You're not training your sister, you never were.

>>922511
Voting to see your favorite character again, eh fourstar? I'm talking about Hyaku.

>>922516
She can't justifiably get pissy without us shutting her down in this circumstance. Also, Haiiro not wanting to run into us is fucking rude, Shirou I can understand

>>922527
Hyaku said that, Haiiro didn't say anything about that.

>>922498
>>A) Tell her not to tell Haiiro and Hyaku
We are trying to have a quiet evening together so I would love if you'd keep it a secret, thank you

>>922498
>B)

>>922498
>>B) Tell her to tell Haiiro and Hyaku

>>922516
We can see what she thinks of shirou when she kicks eyepatches ass.

>>922530
My bad, read it wrongly. But still fucking rude.
>Ah shit I hope I don't see someone in the place they live.
Like, is she retarded?

>>922516
>Sister
>Other chick
Eh.

>>922498
>A) Tell her not to tell Haiiro and Hyaku

>>922537
She'll probably think what any rational person would in that situation. I'm getting beaten up by worst girl.

>>922539
She's been avoiding you because of her sister, and who would want to run into Shirou?

>Writing

>>922571
At this point, im just thinking shes a some kind of minor savant with fighting and sucking at social.

>>922502
>>922509
>>922511
>>922536
>>922537
"No, you can go ahead and tell them that we're here." You tell Ise.

The young girl bows again, she's incredibly formal, and you hear her padding up the stairs.

A few minutes later, you hear all three of them descend the stairs. Haiiro bursts into the dining room as you and Baratsuchi finish. She has stars in her eyes.

"Kuro!" She exclaims, examining Baratsuchi with the intensity of a Yamanaka's mind probe, "I'm so proud of you, she's perfect! A true ojou, a himedere!" Your girlfriend is silent, looking on in confusion. Hyaku and Isei have slunk into the dining room as well. "The drills, the pink, the elegance!" She squeals, shaking Baratsuchi's hand, "Thank you for introducing such love and elegance into Kuro's heart!"

"You're welcome," Baratsuchi replies, regaining her composure.

>A) Say something to Haiiro (What?)

>B) Say something to Hyaku (What?)

>C) Say something to Isei (What?)

>D) Ask what they're doing

>E) Say something to Baratsuchi (What?)

>F) Take Baratsuchi back to her hotel

>>922613
>D) Ask what they're doing

>>922613
>E) Say something to Baratsuchi (What?)
Well, that went better than I expected, I'll tell you later.

>D) Ask what they're doing

>>922613

>D) Ask what they're doing

>>922613
>D) Ask what they're doing

>>922621
>>922650
>>922664
>>922675
You lean over to your girlfriend and whisper to her, "That went better than expected, I'll tell you later." You then turn back to the Academy girls, "So what are your plans for tonight."

Hyaku is avoiding making eye contact with you, and Isei is just standing there. Haiiro responds, "We're going to have a sleepover at Iseiko's apartment, it's new so we figured we'd have a little housewarming get together."

You say your goodbyes to the girls at the door and walk Baratsuchi back to her hotel.

"Thank you so much Kuro," your girlfriend says, hugging you, "it was a wonderful night."

You rub the back of your head, "No problem, and, again, sorry about Haiiro, she's kind of a fanatical romantic."

Baratsuchi laughs into the back of her hand, "Ohohohoho, that's no problem, she's probably made you a better boyfriend that way!" With that, she goes back into the hotel.

It's pretty late, but you're not terribly tired.

>A) Go home

>B) Do something (What?)

>C) Visit someone (Who?)

>D) Go somewhere (Where?)

>>922690
>Go to a bar or train.

>>922613
>B) Do something (What?)
Train your avatar and try to shape it even further.

Am starting to doze off so am going to bed, will you be running tomorrow as well?

>>922712
I probably will. Night, cpt.

>>922690
>B) Do something (What?)
see if we can dig up any dirt on Baratsuchi's dad. business or personal, either one

>>922690
>Go train I guess
Nothing like late night training
Also, I see Country making team Loli a thing, even if they won't stay that way forever

>>922718
OK I'll be here tomorrow if you decide to run,night.

>>922732
Actually, I've been thinking about not having a team loli in your "Konohamaru generation".

>>922701
>>922712
>>922732
You head to the training fields, practically deserted this late at night, and practice some basic maneuvers with your chakra avatar.

You spend some time at this, heading home when you get tired. Your parents are already in bed by the time you get back, and you plop down in bed to sleep.

You wake up pretty late, to one message, reading, "I'm sorry, but I'll be with father all day today," from Baratsuchi.

>A) Do something (What?)

>B) Visit someone (Who?)

>C) Stay home

>>922784
>A) Do something (What?)
Still wanna dig up dirt on her dad

>>922784
>A)
I think we should train strength or our taijutsu

>>922784
i'll back this >>922800 OF COURSE WITH OUR CHARKA AVATAR ADDED IN

>>922800
>>922811
Roll for success. First three 1d100's.

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>922819
AVERAGE

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>922819

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>922819

>>922825
>>922832
>>922853
You go out by yourself to train your strength, going to both the gym and the training fields. You make some progress, but it's an average day. That is, until the end of the day, when you surprise yourself with your stunning performance.

Heading back into the village proper, you sit down for a bite to eat at Soba King when you're approached by two masked figures.

"Kuro Nijiiroh," the taller ANBU says, "the Hokage wishes to see you."

That's just great.

>End session, as always I'll stick around for a bit, enjoy the blueballs.

>>922859
>Hokage wishes to see us
Oh boy, what cuckery are we about to experience?

>>922859
can we tell the Anbu dudes that if the Hokage wants to talk he can come to us for a change?

or are we just gonna go along with this bullshit again

>>922866
The cuckery of your people.
>>922869
>Hey direct military superior, why don't you follow my orders despite being several orders of succession higher than me?

You're a first year chunin, not the Daimyo calm down.

>>922871
>not the Daimyo
now there's an idea

>>922871
So moon people are superior white genes in this universe? I can believe it.

>>922882
When I said the cuckery of your people, I meant the Otsutsuki.

>>922877
I don't even know how that would be possible, given what we know about the Daimyo. I mean, you could always usurp the nation as regent, like that big chin weirdo from the first movie.

>>922890
Yes, and the nigger Hokage is cucking us. This is what we get for not knocking up the Aryan Mega Tits.

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>>922923
>Talking about racial purity
>Hidden Cloud

>>922926
I still want to use sourcekey's outfit for continued edginess.