Continuing around the room, you spot Raga reducing an alien warrior to ashes with a single blast, one which she was clearly putting little to no energy into.

A powerful Saiyan as your opponent is cause enough for concern, but soon you spot something that makes your blood run cold.

Standing in one of the rings is a creature that looks very much like Freeza. In fact, he's nearly the spitting image of the galactic tyrant, save the fact that his head is shaped almost like a chestnut, and he is brown in places that were purple on Freeza.

He stands against a muscular, green-skinned alien with long black hair. When the official calls for the match to begin, the Freeza-like alien rushes forward, slamming his fist into the larger fighter's gut, and causing him to hunch over in pain.

The member of Freeza's race takes a step back, and the larger alien falls to the ground, unconscious.

"Winner, Kuriza!" the announcer calls.

The small alien smirks before turning and stepping out of the ring. You can sense tremendous power coming from him, and, if he's anything like Freeza, that may just be the tip of the iceberg.

>A. Go warn the others

>B. Go try talking to Kuriza

>C. Go try talking to Raga

>D. Wait for your next match

>E. Something else

>>889989
>B. Go try talking to Kuriza
>A. Go warn the others
>D. Wait for your next match

>>889989
>C
>D

Hey SOM

>>889989
>>C. Go try talking to Raga
>>D. Wait for your next match

>>890013
>>890008
As Kuriza disappears into the crowd, you try to decide if you should talk to him, or perhaps inform your friends that one of Freeza's kind is participating in this tournament. But, before you can make that decision, you see that it's time for your next preliminary match, and that you're up against an opponent called Zug.

Stepping into the ring, you find yourself staring at a puke-green creature with insect-like wings, two massive red eyes, and a disgusting mouth that seems to ooze green slime. His clawed hands clench into fists, and he prepares himself for battle.

"Begin!" the official shouts.

Without missing a beat, Zug spits, sending some sort of green liquid flying across the ring toward you.

>A. Get out of the way!

>B. Block

>C. Stand there and take it

>D. Dodge and counterattack

>E. Fire an energy attack at the liquid

>F. Something else

>>889989
Hey SOM, did you see the preview for the next episode of Super?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecEMJcTQWIk

>>890036
>>D. Dodge and counterattack

>>890036
>E
Bear Shout through the liquid at his face

>>890040
Yes

>>890055
Gonna be the best shit.

>>890036
>D. Dodge and counterattack

>>890036
>D

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>>890046
>>890065
>>890072
ROLL

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>890095

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>890095

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>890095

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>890095

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>890095

>>890101
>>890106
>>890098
Your eyes go wide, and you duck beneath the liquid, which flies right over your head and into the crowd of martial artists behind you.

Screaming causes you to turn your head, and you're horrified to see steam rising from several warriors, their flesh melting as the liquid strikes their bodies.

Turning back around as fast as you can, you narrowly avoid another shot of Zug's spit, taking to the air before rushing down at your foe, giving him a kick to the face that sends him flying from the ring.

Zug's not done, not yet. His wings get going, and he hovers above the ground, rising back up and climbing high above the ring.

More and more spit comes raining down from above.

>A. Avoid them

>B. Bear Shout up at him

>C. Charge up at him while avoiding it

>D. Something else

>>890128
>C

>>890128
>>D. Something else
Headbutt the spit back at him.

>>890128
>B
It's been too long since we've dusted off the Bear Shout

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>>890128
>D. Something else
Pick related except extend both our hands and do a Kiai to repel them all back at him and use that moment of distraction to deal a ko or out of bounds hit.

>>890128
>C.

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>>890156
>>890132
This was a bad choice, but roll

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>890164

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>890164

>>890169
Anon, please.

>>890164

one more roll

>>890193
Make it count

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>890164

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>890164

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>>890200
>>890199
>>890193

Did... Did I just get a 1?

>>890205
Please tell me this counts.

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>>890216
Yes
>>890223
No, you troll

>>890200
>>890169
>>890177
Climbing higher, you try to reach Zug a second time, weaving your way through his spit-attacks, before your luck finally runs out.

A scream is ripped from your lungs as Zug's spit strikes your face, causing steam to rise from it as your flesh begins to melt. A second bit strikes your arm, causing a renewed bit of screaming. So distracted by the pain, you don't see Zug come flying down to kick you in the head, sending you crashing into the floor of the ring.

Tears stream from your eyes as you struggle to push yourself up. Lifting your head, you see another barrage of spit coming down toward you.

>A. Avoid it

>B. Say you give up

>C. Bear Shout

>D. Dodge and counterattack

>E. Energy Shield

>F. Something else

>>890244
>F. Something else
Repel it with Ki, but make it look like you punched it instead.

>>890244
>>B. Say you give up

>>890244
>>B. Say you give up

>>890264
That ain't gonna stop the acid spit, son.

>>890244
>E

>>890244
>>B. Say you give up

>>890244
C

>>890252
Seconding this

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>>890264
>>890270
>>890277
Roll to say it before the acid hits

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>890312

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>890312

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>890312
GRANDfailure

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>>890328
>>890327
>>890320
Sorry, anons

Did... We just vote to let it hit us... Som, I'm sorry. I am so, so sorry.

>>890341
He's being trolled, don't know why the fuck he's allowing it.

>>890344
That doesn't make sense. It was a viable option that he presented. If he didn't want to write about the eventuality he wouldn't have presented the option. That's like QMing 101.

>>890338
And here I thought we could stave off being a complete jobber for a while longer.

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Oh sweet new thr-

...

>Being this stupid

I THOUGHT WE WERE PAST THIS SHIT.

KAGUYA, GET OFF THIS THREAD.

>>890351
He needs to roll here instead of just saying he rolled and writing whatever outcome he wants or otherwise go back to the old dice system.

>>890344
>>890349
The other guy probably just rolled high

>>890384
>Bitching about being railroaded in a SOM quest

You've had five fucking quests to either get over it or drop him like a ton of bricks.

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>>890328
>>890327
>>890320
>>890277
The pain is unbearable, and you doubt your body is in any condition to continue fighting. It wounds your pride, but you are going to have to surrender.

"I g-" you begin to say before more of the acid strikes you, this time going into your mouth and burning your throat.

More and more rains down, and soon, you blackout from the pain.

When you open your eyes, it takes a moment for you to register where you are.

You stand on a pathway, behind a seemingly endless row of white clouds that move toward a large building in the distance. On either side of the pathway, yellow clouds extend as far as the eye can see.

Oh, come on.

>A. Travel down Snake Way

>B. Wait in line to meet with King Yemma

>C. Something else

>>890402
>>C. Something else
Go meet mom and dad.

>>890402
>A. Travel down Snake Way

>>890402
>C. 'ARE YOU KIDDING ME?'
>A. Travel down Snake Way

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>>890402
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>A

>>890411
seconded

Why did you let a bunch of trolls fuck up the quest Som?

>>890402
C. Gather dragonballs and wish for everyone to forget we got dunked on by a no name before the tournament proper even began.

>>890411
second

Goddamit guys, I didn't want Tofoo's next death be due stupid.

C) Say "This is fucking retarded!" and then go visit mom and dad, we are above training in king kai's place

...really

>>890411
>>890402
Oh yeah we didn't do that last time. Seconded

>>890402
>A

>>890432
>>890436
>>890411
You'll have to wait in line

how I mean we fought freeza one of the strongest beings alive at this point yet some no name scrub stomped us wtf

>>890402
C. Kill the quest. It's been ruined by a bunch of trolls.

>>890444
Oh. Sorry about that. Just count all the my vote and others that seconded it as a B vote then.

>>890444

Then let's do that

>>890446
Because a bunch of trolls got their votes to win. The whole point of the votes were to kill us.

>>890444
Alright, we'll wait in line

>>890444
Yeah get in line then

>>890402
Kill yourself for being a failure

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>>890448
You realize this is Dragon Ball right, where death is made up and the points don't matter

>>890460
I told you

>>890466
you do relise we cant do anyrhing for 10 or so moths because we got Yamchad

>>890402
>A. Travel down Snake Way

>>890402
>a

We obviously need the training

>>890477
We've got two more sets of Dragon Balls, do we not? At most it would be four months on the Namekian balls

Som, whats everybody's reaction to our heroic deafeat at the hands of a random xenomorph?

>>890402
I... Well... Back to Paper Mario quest! I ain't dealing with this shit today!

>>890466

To be fair with him, we didn't die due facing overwhelming foes we don't know shit about them, we died against some guy who we witnessed that had acid spit. This was pretty much assisted suicide tier stupidness that not even goku would fall for

Oh hey som is... god dammit.

Did we just get sat out of all of GT, befriending a new saiyan, and getting a dragon ball by a no name scrub?

Because anons couldnt grasp the concept of avoid acid spit.

... depressing.

>>890448
this or
>A

WHAT
THE ACTUAL
FUCK
Welp
I guess their were too many people who either thought it would be funny or really,REALLY want earthbender quest

Som either has two options

Ride it out

Or have this thread be a joke thread

>>890486
I'm about to go have dinner though

>>890488
That's what we get for jumping ahead 5 arcs :^)
I guess I'm the only one who's entertained here though

if their are people like this around WHY WAS FREEZA A BIG DEAL

>>890500
The sheer stupidity isn't entertaining.
I enjoy the dying when we struggle.
Makes it interesting.
Crushed hope you know?

>>890496
Man maybe if we had given up sooner we wouldnt be dead right now

>>890500
Yes you are

Their is a difference from actual falure and LOL RANDOM STUPIDITY SUICIDE

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>>890411
>>890452
>>890453
Training with King Kai is an option, but you honestly aren't sure if there's anything for him to teach you at this point. Then again, during your last visit, you were only there for a few minutes before you were sent back to Earth.

In any case, the line to King Yemma's palace moves surprisingly fast, the souls streaming in at a rapid pace to be judged. It's not all that long before you're inside.

"Hell," you hear King Yemma say. "Heaven, Heaven, Hell, Heaven, Hell, Hell, He-why, if it isn't Tofoo!"

Standing before the massive judge of the dead, you look up and give a smile.

"Kept your body again, did you?" he asks. "Well, congratulations. I shouldn't have to tell you that you have the right to go to Heaven, but don't you want to go train with King Kai?"

>A. You just want to pay Heaven a visit

>B. Maybe you should

>C. Ask if he knows where you can find Fortune Teller Baba

>D. Something else

>>890521
>>A. You just want to pay Heaven a visit
Go see Mom and Dad.

>>890521
>A. You just want to pay Heaven a visit

>>890521
>B
we got killed by a scrub we clearly need remedial training

>>890521
>A.

>>890521
>>A. You just want to pay Heaven a visit

>>890521
>>A. You just want to pay Heaven a visit

We MIGHT go and learn from king kai the genki dama, but as we don't know in-character that he has one last trick on his sleeve, let's go for mom and dad so they insert some common sense in their retarded son

>>890521
>B. Maybe you should
Spirit bomb is still a thing.
And we obviously need to train more.
Kioken sounds good.

>>890521
>B
It's a get good
We can't fall behind now

>>890521
>B. Maybe you should

>>890533
I think we're aware that the Spirit Bomb exists, because Piccolo couldn't learn it

>>890521
>B. Maybe you should

>>890528
>>890521
Changing mine to B. We need to come back in force to make up for being yamcha'd

>>890521
>B. Maybe you should

Guys if we go to Heaven we are stuck there until revival, if there is even a revival.

>>890521
>A. You just want to pay Heaven a visit

>>890533
But anon if we go to heaven we can never leave

Even if we don't know about the sprint bomb training with King Kai means we don't fall behind

>>890521
>B

>>890521
>A. You just want to pay Heaven a visit

If we ever come back, we need to have Spirit Power Geyser. So we can get Anime Terry up in here.

>>890521
>B. Maybe you should

>>890560

We will fall behind anyways because we don't have the up to X100 high gravity mode to multiply our gains, just the low tier 10x gravity of his planet that doesn't do shit for our training by now

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Hey guys what... god fucking dammit guys!!!

>>890521
A

>>890569
>We come back
>everyone is expecting us to be a mega scrub
>turns out we trained with a bunch of other Kai's
>we come back uber strong and kick the gero's ass

>>890583
ikr

>>890576
Kaioken, we're dead so we can go higher

>>890576
Yeah but we have kioken and multiform.
Even small gains are still gains.
And we need every gain we can get apparently

>>890576
Kaioken
Multiform
King Kai training

The reason goku was so strong when he landed on namek in canon is because of King Kai's training,not the gravity chamber

>>890576
Multi form until each tofoo is so weak that 10x gravity is extreme

Then train

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>>890527
>>890534
>>890535
>>890540
"Maybe I should," you admit.

There's no way to know for sure how long it will be before Bulma or someone else can revive you. Until then, you're stuck in Otherworld. Piccolo, Tenshinhan, Chaozu, and especially Goku will be getting stronger during that time. If you just go to Heaven, you won't be getting any more powerful, and you refuse to let yourself be left in the dust.

Bidding King Yemma farewell, you depart from his palace, making your way to the long road leading to King Kai's world.

>A. Run Snake Way

>B. Fly, it's faster

>>890615
>B. Fly, it's faster

>>890615
>B. Fly, it's faster
Every second counts.
Every gain matters

>>890615
>>A. Run Snake Way

>>890615
>fly

>push our kaioken to x12

>>890610

Okay, now that's a plan I can get behind. I assume 20 tofoos should be enough so they struggle under gravity ten, some could train kaioken endurance, others try new techniques, and one could ask king kai to tell him if he has any other techniques he could learn

>>890615

B

>>890615
B.
I dont think the gainz from running will matter as much as gainz from more time training at our level

>>890615
>B. Fly, it's faster

>>890615
>A. Run Snake Way
Time to become Sanic.

>>890615
Though running would lead to interesting encounters

D R O P P E D

>>890615
>>A. Run Snake Way

>>890633

At least you're being spared from GT if you are one of those anons who dislikes it. And who knows? Maybe we end doing way earlier that tournament between kais and their champions and bro up with that green guy

>>890628
Mathematically speaking since each multiform halves your strength

Four rounds of multi form results in a tofoo that is 1/16th of tofoos strength.

At that point 10X gravity would feel like 160G

Of course king kai would have to deal with sixteen tofoo running around his tiny planet...

>>890583
>>890589

And here I thought Som was done offering trap options after running a few more quests. But I guess he's trying to tap into that Saiyan Quest nostalgia.

>>890615
>B

>>890649
Wait wait wait.

There was a time Som DIDN'T offer trap options?

>>890655
The only winning move is not to play

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>>890617
>>890620
Lifting off the ground, you fly across Snake Way, travelling the great distance much faster than you would have on foot. You aren't sure how long it takes, maybe an hour or so, before you finally reach your destination; the planet of King Kai.

The tiny orb floats high above Snake Way, but it's quite easy for you to reach, and you're landing in front of King Kai's home mere seconds later.

A monkey drops down from a nearby tree, dancing toward you in an excited manner.

"What is it, Bubbles?" King Kai asks, stepping out of his dwelling.

The God's eyes go wide when he sees you.

"Tofoo?!" he asks in surprise. "YOU'RE DEAD AGAIN?!"

>A. Afraid so

>B. Yeah, and you were hoping that he could help you train

>C. Yeah, and you don't want to fall behind. You need to catch up with Goku and the others

>D. Something else

>>890695
>C. Yeah, and you don't want to fall behind. You need to catch up with Goku and the others
>B. Yeah, and you were hoping that he could help you train

>>890695
>>D. Something else

"I need more discipline, I died due being a complete retard and wouldn't hurt to return to the basics."

>>890695
>Offering prompts that all lead to the same outcome.

At least hide tracks like you hide your dice.

>>890704
this

>>890704
This
>>890708
We all know that som rail roads like a motherfucker but I don't think this is one of those instances

>>890719
>>890704
>>890726
The only way that's going to happen is if he isn't controlled by anon. That's pretty much quest end.

>>890695
>C. Yeah, and you don't want to fall behind. You need to catch up with Goku and the others
And this >>890704
>>890726
Yeah it was more complete stupidity.
Bear shout was a viable option.
As well as ki shield.
But bear shout was better

>>890695
>A

>C

>>890734
But nah
Let's give up for reasons

I have a slight feeling that this is just trick going autismo and trying to bring this quest down

But that's probably not true

>>890695
Oh god, even king kai is surprised

>>890760
Those that support a dumb idea are equally autistic in my eyes.
So trick a shit.

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>>890704
>>890719
"I need more discipline," you tell him. "I died due to being a moron, so it wouldn't hurt to relearn the basics."

"So...what exactly happened?" King Kai asks, flabbergasted.

As you explain what occurred, King Kai looks more and more surprised by the second, and somewhat disappointed as well.

"Tofoo, you really should know better than making such rookie mistakes," King Kai chastises. "Even a novice should know better than charging directly into an enemy attack like that, or holding still and letting themself be hit."

Sighing, he turns his back to you, seemingly lost in thought. "I don't know what happened, but it seems as though you've stopped thinking like a fighter. I've been watching your training on Earth and in space, and you just aren't performing up to your usual standards."

He's not wrong. You visited both Kami and Korin for that very reason.

"You could certainly do with some instruction," he continues. "But the truth is, there isn't too much I could teach you. The gravity on my world doesn't really effect you, and you've already mastered the Kaio-Ken. Still, I think I know of someone who can help you."

King Kai smirks, turning to face you. "But, before I get you the help you need, you're going to have to pass my test."

>A. Ask what the test is

>B. Ask who could help you; who's higher than the Gods?

>C. Tell him that he's wasting your time

>D. Something else

>>890796
>B. Ask who could help you; who's higher than the Gods?
>A. Ask what the test is

>>890796
>A

>>890796
>B. Ask who could help you; who's higher than the Gods?
>A. Ask what the test is
I was proud when we made frieza a jobber.
And proud still when we refused to give in to him. Even though our rolls were shit.
But this.
Fucking disgrace

>>890796
B

Based SOM saving his quest from utter devastation. A mystical gains arc would be fun as fuck

>>890796
Also king kai is a lying bastard

>>890796
>A. Ask what the test is

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>>890796
>B
smug kai?

>>890796
Also thank you SOM.
You're a cruel bastard.
But only as cruel as we can handle.
When anons aren't autistic at least.
So thanks for this opportunity for gainz.

>>890796
>B
>A

We are skipping the GT arc and we are getting gud at the same time. Sounds win/win to me. Despite how stupid was the path we took to reach this choice.

>>890796
>A
>B

>>890810
Hey
At least it's a chance for character development

We slipped
Got overconfident
Got lazy
Now we need to get better

>>890796
>>A. Ask what the test is
>>B. Ask who could help you; who's higher than the Gods?

And seriously, that Tofoo even considered at all as a valid option to charge against spit he just saw melting people and later pretty much gave up on life and let a second spit shower hit him in a vain attempt to beg for mercy should genuinely make him in-character consider that he has not been thinking smartly lately should train the basics and the common sense and hopefully remove the most retarded options from the lists

>>890834
I'm almost grateful that this weeded out all the no fun allowed players who only care about winning

>>890854
you ,mean the people that want to win fights are a problem?

>>890864
Yup.

They have some kind of mental illness.

>>890864
Not win fights, win The Quest™ and treating it like a game to be beaten instead of a narrative to explore

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>>890804
>>890810
"Wait, but who could help me?" you ask. "Who's higher than the Gods?"

King Kai wags his finger at you, seeming far too amused for your liking. "Uh uh, I'm not saying anything until you pass my test."

"Well, what is your test?" you ask the Kai.

You see light shine from King Kai's sunglasses, and hear him chuckle darkly. You gulp, preparing yourself for something truly arduous.

"In order to gain my help, you must make me laugh," King Kai informs you.

You fall over.

"But, I warn you, my sense of humor is very refined," he continues. "This will not be easy."

>A. Ask if he's serious

>B. Tell him that this is a waste of time

>C. Tell a joke (specify)

>D. Something else

>>890873
>C
Recite for him The Aristocrats

>>890873
>>B. Tell him that this is a waste of time

>>890873
>>C. Tell a joke (specify)

There was this guy who thought he was pretty good and intelligent. He thought he could defeat anyone, but then died to acid spit. The end

>>890873
>C. Tell a joke (specify)
"No Man's Sky.".

>>890873
>D
Make a silly face.
Because I'm bad at jokes

>>890873
>C. Tell a joke (specify)
Dragonball Quest

>>890873
>C. Did you hear about the paper that died? RIP

>>890873
>>C. Tell a joke (specify)
Get angry and tell him enough of this Monkey Business.

>>890873
Also
>D
Ask how piccolo made him laugh

>>890873
>C. Tell a joke (specify)
Might as well tell a joke we heard from our wife

"Two hydrogen atoms are walking down the street, one of them trips and falls. His friend says "are you okay?" "I dunno, I think I lost my electron!", his friend asks "Are you sure?" "I'm positive!"

>>890873
He likes likes on words.
"How do you tell the difference between a piano and a fresh catch?"
"You can tune a piano but you cant tina fish"

And the like

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>>890905
"Did you hear the one about the paper that died?" you ask. "RIP."

King Kai bursts into uncontrollable laughter, hunching over and shrieking with amusement as tears stream from his eyes. Bubbles stares at him with a mortified expression, and King Kai covers his own mouth to try and stifle some of the noise he is making.

"Hehe....heh.....alright, you pass," he decides, regaining his composure. "I will help you. Bubbles, fetch my suitcase, we'll be leaving soon."

>A. Ask where you're going

>B. He's coming too?

>C. Ask how Piccolo made him laugh

>D. Ask who's going to help you

>E. Something else

>>890930
Hell yeah.
>A. Ask where you're going
>D. Ask who's going to help you

>>890930
>A. Ask where you're going
>C. Ask how Piccolo made him laugh
>D. Ask who's going to help you

>>890930
>A

>>890930
>A. Ask where you're going
>C. Ask how Piccolo made him laugh
>D. Ask who's going to help you

>>890930
>A
>D
>C

>A
>D

>>890982
>>890942
>>890935
"So, where are we going?" you ask King Kai as Bubbles scurries indoors.

"To the Planet of the Grand Kai," your teacher answers.

"Grand Kai?" you ask, confused. "Is he going to help me?"

"NO!" King Kai roars. "THE GRAND KAI IS-oh, sorry, I forgot you haven't spent too much time in Otherworld. You see, Tofoo, there are four Kais, each one overseeing a quadrant of the universe. I am the Kai who watches over the North quadrant, while the others watch over the South, East, and West. But above all of us is the Grand Kai, who oversees our activities, and leads us in times of crisis. He's also renowned throughout the universe for his incredible skill as a martial artist. His world has even become a training ground for righteous warriors who have earned the right to keep their bodies after death."

>A. So, one of these fighters is going to help you?

>B. What do Kais do, exactly?

>C. Get ready to leave

>D. Something else

>>891012

A and C.

>>891012
>A. So, one of these fighters is going to help you?
>B. What do Kais do, exactly?
>C. Get ready to leave
Legendary warriors to teach us.
Sounds nice

>>891012
>>D. Something else
Is there a Kai above the Grand Kai who is super cute and has the body type of a loli, but is around 65 Billion Years old?
And if so, can we train under her instead?

>>891012
>C. Get ready to leave
>A. So, one of these fighters is going to help you?
>B. What do Kais do, exactly?

IS PIKKON GONNA TRAIN US

I wanna find bardock

>>891012
>all the options

>>891012
>A
>B
>C

We're going to get that chance to train with Olibu after all, aren't we?

>>891047

I hope he remembers him and treats Tofoo like retarded little shit he is.

>>891066
Pendulum Room, does not count

>>890402
>Fuck you Som, from the bottom of my heart.

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>>891040
>>891038
>>891019
>>891020
"So then, one of these fighters is going to help me?" you ask.

"Well, that's up to them," King Kai answers, placing his hands behind his back. "But, I'll put in a good word for you. I'm a pretty big deal in this quadrant of the universe, so that should be enough to get you some lessons from one of the better warriors on Grand Kai's planet."

Now, that sounds exciting! Training with some of the greatest warriors to ever live, and even receiving training from one? That's incredible!

"Hey, King Kai?" you ask, suddenly feeling curious about something.

"Hmm?" he asks, turning toward you.

"What do the Kais do, exactly?" you ask.

"Well, you see Tofoo, the job of the Kais is to oversee and monitor creation," King Kai explains. "We watch over all of the worlds in the universe, and the people on them, keeping track of their progress, and making sure nothing threatens the natural order. We appoint Guardians on most world with a small touch of our Godly power, so they can do a more focused job on each world. If something goes amiss beyond their capacity to handle, they call us for aid, and if something proves too much even for us, we call upon the Grand Kai. But, I've never seen the Grand Kai have to step in, and it's been ages since even us normal Kais have had to get involved in protecting the universe, besides training warriors, that is."

>A. Ask what happened the last time the Kais had to fight

>B. So, how strong is the Grand Kai?

>C. Tell Bubbles to hurry up

>D. Something else

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Crashed after work so I couldn't get in on the thread till now.
I am disappointed in each and every one of you.
God fucking damnit.

>>891106
>>B. So, how strong is the Grand Kai?

>>891106
>B. So, how strong is the Grand Kai?
>C. Tell Bubbles to hurry up
>>891109
I was too late as well anon.
The autism flare just rose too fast too quick.

>>891106
>A

>>891106
>D then why didn't you stop Freeza?

>>891118
I've only been in this quest since we got the daily dose on Kami's Lookout. Is this sort of retardation common? Because it's really fucking bad.

>>891106
>B. So, how strong is the Grand Kai?
>C. Tell Bubbles to hurry up

>>891109
Trolls samefagging anon, notice how compared to earlier there are fewer votes in. Not mention what >>890760
said

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Isn't this how OP Human Quest ended?

Also, even though no one probably cares, I'm cancelling my Dragon Ball Quest.

>>891150
How many DB quests are there on this board?

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>>891109

I know, right? Some salty fucks banded together to get Tofoo killed as quickly as possible, although I also wonder about the fact our opponent was so deadly. But then again it was such an obvious trap option. I was just getting out of work too when I read the train wreck that ensured.

>>891128
I'm a recent addition as well(around the Saiyan saga) and it wasn't this retarded.
>>891136
I get the odd feeling trip is trying to fuck up this quest. Among other trolls.

>>891158
And there are four Naruto Quests there was only one when I started, but regardless. Anyway, DB gets hits, and I had a somewhat unique idea.

That's what, three deaths? I guess Tofoo is Krillin now. I still want those Fire and/or Swamp Waifus SOM.

>>891182
lol no we are Yamtcha

>>891182
Hold up.
Don't be that cruel.
Krillin did not perform assisted suicide for no reason.

>>891106
>B
>D: Ask for some heavy weighted clothes. If you're gonna' be dead you might as well be swole.

>>891182
At least our 2nd death was the coolest shit possible. This time we just got melted in the preliminaries in a tournament we actually might have done quite well in. As a human. IN FUCKING Z.

>>891198
kek

>>891198
I can't imagine piccolo's face when he hears this shit.
And bulma

Wait, are we gonna' run into Oilbu again?

>>891182
The first death is because we rolled like shit and a possed goku killed us

In the second death we made first and second form frieza into a jobber and died laughing in his face

This one was just sheer autism

>>891190
Hold on now

We actually win fights

>>891221
One for three in cool deaths isn't really something to be proud of. I remember this exact same thing happening to Kaguya, all that time ago though.

>>891221
If we had at least killed the guy before we died.
Or at least fighting.
But we died trying to give up.

>>891226
Not enough to maintain main character status.

I swear we haven't been cool since we penetrated Zarbon.

>>891213
We are gonna tell Bulma about this shit right away.
Fuck letting the Namekian announce our untimely death to our wife.
He's probably fucking chuckling about it right now.

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>>891116
>>891118
>>891136
"So, how strong is the Grand Kai?" you ask.

"I've never had the honor of seeing him fight," King Kai answers. "But they say that there are no words to describe the grace and power with which he battles. I tell you, even Freeza, even Goku would be no match for his awesome power."

Now that's interesting.

"BUBBLES, HURRY UP!" you shout toward King Kai's house, unable to contain your excitement.

The monkey comes crawling out of the building, but King Kai shakes his head.

"Bubbles, go back in there, unpack everything, and put it away. Then pack it up again," King Kai instructs.

Bubbles stops, cocking his head in confusion.

"JUST DO IT, BUBBLES!" King Kai shouts.

The monkey scurries back inside.

>A. Ask King Kai what he's doing that for

>B. Tell him to stop wasting your time

>C. Something else

>>891234
We deserve to be laughed at.
We can only be so stupid before we deserve it.

>>891237
>>B. Tell Sominus to stop wasting your time

Stop wasting our time.

>>891232
>Ignoring all the Ginyu force fight
>Ignoring the entire Freeza fight

>>891237
>C. Push ups while we wait
It's obvious we must be patient apparently.
So we make gainz while we wait.

>>891237
>C. Apologize and tell him you're biggest problem seems to be impatience.

>>891245
this
>>891253
AND ALSO FUCKING THIS

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>>891245
>>891253
>>891260

Ya know Som, when I said Piccolo was gonna win the tournament on twitter, I didn't mean it like this.

>>891245
>>891253
Going with these anons

>>891271
kek

>>891279
Give it to me straight. How easy of a fight was that supposed to be. How many Raditz's did that guy top out at?

>>891282
>Raditz
I think we're far enough in that we can start measuring by Ginyu's.

>>891289
We got far enough to still be killed OG Dragon Ball style.

>>891289
I feel ginyu would have stomped that guy easy.
I doubt he warrants half a ginyu.
We were just retarded and fell for a simple trick

>>891245
>>891253
As Bubbles goes to follow King Kai's orders, you think you understand what your teacher is trying to tell you.

"I'm sorry," you say to him. "I guess my biggest problem is impatience."

King Kai smiles, and you know that you've learned the lesson he was hoping you would.

"Patience is one of the most important traits of a good warrior," King Kai advises. "It keeps you from attacking at inopportune moments, and from making rash decisions. You need a calm, cool head when battling. Taking time to feel out your opponent's power and learn their strategies increases your chances of victory."

Deciding to be patient, but also not to waste time, you do some push-ups while you wait for Bubbles to finish. It's not much, but at least it's something.

Before too long, Bubbles comes back outside, carrying a suitcase over to King Kai, who takes it with a smile.

"Thank you, Bubbles," the God tells the monkey. "Hold down the fort while I'm gone, and keep an eye on Gregory."

Bubbles dances around, making sounds that you assume to signify agreement.

"Now then, Tofoo, are you ready for a nice relaxing trip down Snake Way?" King Kai asks, turning toward the road in question.

>A. He can't be serious

>B. Sure

>C. Something else

>>891310
>>A. He can't be serious

>>891310
>C. Take a deep breath
>B. Sure
Can we ask for weighted clothing if we're taking things slow and easy?

>>891310
>>A. He can't be serious
Please don't make us walk

>>891282

I would assume he was meant to be easy, a half assed punch made him feel the pain. He was like that fat monster guy of the first tournament with the gum-like spit, a strong gimmick but wasn't really all that hot a fighter

>>891310

C. Offer to take him and bubbles at maximum speed to wherever they need to go. Too ashamed to relax while everybody's getting all the gains

>>891319
this as well

>>891319
This and multiform.
Maximize gains

>>891320
>>891313
>>891321
C'mon guys, the sooner we learn to smell the flowers the sooner we can gain that sweet new power up.
>>891327
This dude gets it.

>>891310
>A. He can't be serious
GEEEEIIIIIMMMMUU

>>891282
Power levels were not a factor. In any case, it was supposed to be a fairly simple battle

>>891327
This is not Human Quest

>>891327
this

>>891310
>B

>>891334
So it was basically like Dabura's spit then, we just had to be smart and not get hit by it.

>>891334
We have to be creative SOM.
No need to rush.
But no need to be foolish either
Being clever is something we need surely.

>>891334
>Human Quest
It's not, we just died the same way.

>>891350
Agreed.
I mean shit, in Resurrection 'F' Goku gets fucked over by a blaster.

>>891361
That was because Goku is a retard who let his guard down. and bad writing.

I really hope Piccolo kills the saiyan

>>891368
Seems pretty similar to our situation for both counts. :^)

>>891368
I think the only difference between us and Goku right now is that he's alive and we're not. Tofoo makes plenty of stupid mistakes that, yes, can be attributed to bad rolls but also because we want to look cool instead of playing it cool.
See what I did there?

>>891369
I hope he calls her pretty.