>For newfags:Post a name, gender (optional), and get ready for a marathon.>For oldfags:You all wake up in your houses, and it's time to go to school. Your parents are...otherwise busy, or off to work, or unavailable.Discord Link: https://discord.gg/34YQ5eULET'S GET RIGHT INTO THIS SHIT
Last Time on YouthQuest Z Kai:>>877871Jack keeps at it. (1/4 until B-)>>877873Schist receives Small Hand Balloon (2) and Bark Shield. His followers get behind him as they go towards the Order.>>877896Harvey keeps at History... (2/3 until B)>>877909Two more people join.>Meaningless Construct Members: 7/10>>877932Pan0 finishes Science.>Freshman Science Grade: B>>877954Blacker Baron is still honing his language skills... (3/4 until C+)A Steel Order Guard notices the Cult of OP.>"Halt! State your name and business here!"
>>880969>Continue my language studies, say hi to Mary.
>>880960grab a orange and protein shake begin jogging to school
>>880969>Study English whilst thinking about how your hair resemble Beauty from Bo Bobo Bobobo.
>>880969Put on my tracksuit to go over that dank jersey,then go get some vodka.
>>880960Set up a nation in the lunchroom. And I shall be king.
Rolled 7 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>880969>"You attempted to recruit me earlier?">Convince them to lend me weapons. Valuable ones.
>>880985Blacker Baron finishes and goes into the Nurse's Office, but she isn't there right now.>Language Grade: C+>>880987Jack is doing really good on History right now. (2/4 until B-)>>880988Harvey heals himself to full HP and goes to school.>>880996Ko keeps studying English. (2/3 until B-)And I have a mullet now, thank you very much.>>880998Glim gets her +2 speech bonus from the Football Jersey and finds that the vodka is still locked up in her pop's safe.>>881000Azkeroth must choose a name, but he stands as an independent faction against the larger four (five?).>>881069Schist finds that the guard doesn't buy it.>"I saw you over there with those sun-loving faggots. Are you a spy? TRAITOR?"
>>881255WORK! WORK DAMNIT.
>>881255back to the history lessons
>>881255> Some more English studies please. Speech is great.
Rolled 1 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>881255>"If I were a traitor, I wouldn't have given you any reason to suspect me. My business with them will not effect you in any way.">"Now can I have some of your shit?"
>>881255We shall be the 'Eternal Empire' we shall never falter. Even if standing alone!Firstly I must find a spymaster for reconnaissance and information gathering.
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>881255Attempt to lockpick that safe open
>>881255>Continue learning language.
>>880960Heyy my wifi is messed up i cant get back in
>>881262Jack is working like a fucking god. (3/4 until B-)>>881269Harvey does the historics.>Freshman History Grade: B>>881275Ko studies English harder.>Freshman English Grade: B->Level Up!>New Perk: Poet - You will gain +2 to any sort of speech or bartering.>>881285(Critical Failure) Despite Schist's insane charm, a nat 1 is a nat 1. The guard begins to grow furious at your profanity, and blows a whistle!>>881305Azkeroth creates the Eternal Empire, a party-of-one with no real weapons or defenses. He should most likely fix that.>>881306Glimmer can't seem to figure out how the safe works; even the lock is in Russian, and it's not even an inscription. It seems she needs to either locate the key, or leave it alone for now.>>881310Blacker Baron keeps doing Language. (1/4 until B-)>>881451>>881470You have been banned.Steel Order Guards A, B, C, and D appear and are ready to defend!
>>881485time to go for A
>>881485After realizing I'm under leveled for running a civilization I check my available classes.
Rolled 17 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>881485>"IM SORRY. IM JUST REALLY NOT A SPY, OKAY?"
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>881485Locate the key to the safe
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>881485>Ko decides to put her Science where her mouth is and move to the Science room in order to try and make something. She will start simple much like her first time making a hole in the ground. She tries to make Lemonade.
>>881485>Keep studying language
>>881503Harvey is doing History to the top. (1/3 until B+)>>881506Azkeroth finds that he has four classes to go to; Math, History, Science, and English. (Be sure to say your grade in the class before/while going there.)>>881508Jack has become a legend.>Sophomore History Grade: B->Level Up!>New Perk: Like a Boss - With insane knowledge of all modern disaster and warfare, your survival instinct expects tragedy like a motherfucker. Your health is now quadrupled (read: 4x) the original base amount. This is the most powerful health bonus ever.>>881516Schist manages to talk down the four Steel Order guards to avoid a fight, but they come back with defensive stances.>"What do you want with us if you partner with sunfags, peasant?">>881522Glimmer finds that the key isn't an easy-to-find object, sadly. This is indeed a quest of not-so-epic proportions.>>881525Ko decides to make some lemonade by hand... (1/2, no need to roll)>>881586Blacker Baron is going the distance... (2/4 until Language)And with that, we shall wait once again as foretold.
>>881604hard work will pay off
>>881604>Finish up making the Lemonade
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>881604And now, look for some bullies.
Rolled 14 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>881604The temptation to call these faggots faggots is strong.>"I don't ally with them. But I can ally with you, if you restrain yourself. And I assure you, I am a powerful ally."
>>881604I'll train my thumb.
>>881604ScienceTime to get smartCurrent grade C-
Rolled 10, 19, 6, 6, 6, 9, 17, 4 = 77 (8d20)>>881604Again!
>>881604Go to school
>>881604> Wake up to the all to familiar feeling of FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUAAAAAA!~> The ungodly combination of Fuck! and Uwaa!~But hey, no need to rush, get your shit together today.> Start off by making 8 slices ( 4 Sandwiches) of Sp-udge-apeno.Next thing to do?> Find the BB-rifle.> If dad locked it away again, try finding the BB-spring-musket.Lastly, birds are singing, flowers are blooming, on days like these, kids like her-> Should be running to school.> With toast in their mouth!Funny, I don't recall falling asleep.... Nor having left the school, for that matter...> shadowruns intensifies
>>881612Harvey powers through. (History, 2/3 until B+)>>881615Ko, using some stuff from the storage, manages to make some decent lemonade. She only has one serving, though.>>881617Jack, with his new talent, finds a very large group of six bullies, neatly chilled out at a nearby outdoor bench. You can encounter them all at once, or search somewhere else...at this rate, it goes down to the die.>>881620Three out of the four guards have been convinced. Guard C gives you a stern glare, but finally lowers his defense.>"Fine, have it your way then."Guard C has left the area. The other three turn to you.>"What do you need, specifically?">>881625Asimov has one thick thumb, guys.>>881633There's no possible way to have a C-. I must have given you a C+ and fucked it up.Azkeroth goes to class... (Science, 1/3 until B-)>>881722Cute.>>881939Blacker Baron keeps going... (Language, 3/4 until B-)>>882365Again...what?>>882625Glimmer decides to go to school. Nice day today.>>882992Aleera...packs a lunch and leaves for school. There don't seem to be any easy weapons around, save for the store down the street.The Cult of OP and the Steel Order have neutral relations.
>>883820Go to history class and STUDY
>>883820>While she is in Science Class... Ko decides to study a bit more while drinking Lemonade. Lemonade was a nice first try, but she feels like making it didn't do anything remotely sciency. She'll try again to make something later. Study.
>>883820Continue studying Science
>>883820Hurry to science class.Don't forget to be properly motivated.Start the day with a friendly smile!> Now, let's have some fun! With science!
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>883820Hmmm. "Hey, yo, how it is, bros?"
Rolled 2, 6, 3, 2, 3, 5, 1, 4 = 26 (8d6)>>883820Have all recruits & myself proselytize in the halls... again!
Rolled 13, 5, 6, 11, 3, 18, 8, 10 = 74 (8d20)>>884006>wow I have some shit luck>wait 20 is different from 6
>>883820More science.Gonna get all the smarts
>>883831Glimmer goes to History. (History, 1/3 until B+)>>883834Harvey does indeed make his grade better.>Freshman History Grade: B+>>883836Blacker Baron is really good at the art of tongue.>Language Grade: B->Level Up!>New Perk: Around the World in 90 Turns - You can now speak and write fluently in other basic languages, giving you more choices while talking with NPCs (and also letting hidden messages slip to other people who speak the language.>>883848Ko drinks the lemonade...it's actually pretty tast-OLY SHIT (Science, 1/3 until Mastery)Ko feels her bruises and cuts in the past very slowly go away over time. Could it be that her health is regenerating?>>883939Pan0 does more brewery. (Science, 1/3 until B+)>>883968Aleera just keeps going.>Freshman Science Grade: C+>>883979Jack catches the attention of the bullies. One of them stands up.>"Man, what the fuck do you want?">>884006>>884009Meaningless Construct only brings in one person.>Meaningless Construct Members: 9>>884018Azkeroth continues. (Science, 2/3 until B-)Bully A is becoming offensive.Bullies B, C, D, E, and F seem to either not care or are simply waiting for something to happen.
Rolled 3 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>884345"For you to eat shit, m8." Fuck Bully A's face with the Mop of Blades n' Shit
Rolled 19, 3, 13, 1, 4, 9, 9, 20, 10 = 88 (9d20)>>884345Get my faction to power level me thru English.
>>884345>Ko looks questioningly at her cup of what used to be lemonade with a slightly confused look before throwing it away and continuing on with her Science Studies.
>>884345I'll train my thumb.
>>884345B just won't doAim for the topWe're going all the way
Skelly, a young male freshman, hopes desperately that nobody in this school will make fun of his transparent skin, organs, and bodily fluids.
>>884491He decides to go to science class and try and figure out a way to be a normal boy
>>884345More studying.I shall be a science master.
>>884351Glimmer is a killer queen. (History, 2/3 until B+)>>884352Jack directly misses, but allows the bullies to have an opening!>>884416Nous finds that his philosophy counters such, as they can't seem to help him with English.>>884426Ko feels the health regen wear off as she keeps studying. (Science, 2/3 until Mastery)>>884465Asimov feels a sharp pain, telling him that his thumb got too /fit/ too fast. He'll need to get medical care for it, and probably stop thumb working for a bit.>>884482Harvey needs to go all the way! (History, 1/3 until A-)>>884483Azkeroth is scientific.>Freshman Science Grade: B->Level Up!>New Perk: Witch Doctor - You will gain +2 in making potions, elixirs, substances like smoothies or alcohol, etc.>>884491>>884499Skelly appears he goes to his class of brewing and magic. (Science, 1/3 until C+)The school, as if a lazy god had just updated the universe, goes into a riled up chatter.
>>884528Be the killer,queeeeen. Gunpowder, gelatine. Dynamite with a lazerbeam.Or just study
Rolled 10, 16, 12, 8, 8, 3, 16, 1, 9 = 83 (9d20)>>884528Blast! I should have never told those fools that the only path to enlightenment is perseverance. I didn't think they were actually listening.>Investigate rumors / available missions
>>884528>Ko hears more things going on in the school and can't help, but try and listen in on any conversation about what is currently happening at school while she studies. If she can't seem to overhear anything while studying, she will look after she finishes her Science Class.
Rolled 7 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>884528Time to experiment!I'm gonna make a vial of water dyed red.It'll heal people cause science.
>>884528My goal draws nearCountiune history
>>884528Skelly, somwhat dismayed after realizing how difficult it Is to make a cure with high school lab equipment, listens for rumors. If he doesn't overhear anything, he goes to English class to work on some edgy writefaggotry
>>884528Search for a doctor, as I train my other thumb.
Rolled 8 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>883820>Your weapons.
Rolled 15 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>884528STAB BULLY B
>>884537Glimmer is guaranteed to blow your mind...anytime.>Freshman History Grade: B+>>884558Nous finds himself following the chatter outside...>>884569Ko hears that there's something happening outside, but keeps going just to be sure.>Sophomore Science Grade: C>1 of 4 Freshman Classes Mastered>>884584Azkeroth tries to make one of his classy, text-based RPG health potions, but it appears that this is the totally real world and things don't work like they do in your four chin quests.>>884586Harvey thinks about changing his name to History Harv, but decides not to. (History, 2/3 until A-)>>884596Skelly overhears something going on outside...>>884617Blacker Baron keeps going. (Language, 1/4 until B)>>884620Asimov finds Mary, who patches up his thumb.>"No more finger training from now on. Because that's fucking stupid, and you should feel bad for being stupid. Faggot.">>884638Schist finds one guy give him a Slingshot with ammo, but the other two are steeled.>"You son of a bitch, trying to take our weapons!"Looks like they aren't up for talk anymore. It's time to slam.>>884652Jack slashes Bully B, making him feel refreshed and ready!Bully A punches Jack!Bully B misses.Bully C clips Jack slightly.Bully D throws Jack to the fucking ground! Ouch.Bully E punches Jack, but it's a bit weak.Bully F slams into Jack!Jack is still somewhat fine, but that assault was indeed brutal.Quest paused until tomorrow.
Rolled 19 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>884799Slam Bully B in the face.
Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>884799Well then I will just throw shit in a vial until something happens.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>884799Follow that chatter!You will find that philosophical genius translates well to detective-work!
>>884799Top dog of freshman history
>>884799>Ko should put away her books and such and go and investigate whatever is going on outside.
>>884799Skelly goes outside, but snags a pencil and some paper for later
>>884799Train my other thumb.
Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>884799>Schist equips bark shield>Schist uses the low-voltage taser on steelfag 1
Rolled 19, 3 = 22 (2d20)>>884799>Norman disarms second steelfag with police baton.>Second cultist: knee + groin = pain
>>884799To lazy!> 4 more turns for next perk-up
>>884799>Keep studying language.
>>884799Continue studying science.
>>884802Jack manages to slice and dice a heroic portion of Bully B, making him surrender entirely before more severe barbarian actions take place.>>884810Azkeroth takes a shot at pouring stuff into a bottle, and the vial begins to morph and distort. It soon turns into a orb with no exit for the fluid to pour out, with the internals covered in a murky, clear fluid. There's a sneaking feeling in Azkeroth's mind to just throw it on the floor and shatter it, but it's not a strong thought. Just an idea.>>884811Nous finds that in a newly discovered dip in the earth, a very large circular cement staircase goes down to some sort of arena. The students cheer as they begin to fight, and it looks like it's getting brutal.>>884837Harvey is indeed.>Freshman History Grade: A->Level Up!>New Perk: Baby, You're History! - As well as gaining a +1 to all attack rolls, your knowledge of fighting over the decades presents you with a shitload of stamina. It takes a lot to bring you down.>>884851Ko stands next to Nous as she finds two random students fighting in the area as well. Students scream something about a 'pit champion', so you would suppose this is called...The Pit.>>884902Skelly Bones grabs a pencil, some paper, and walks outside to find what Ko and Nous found.>>884918Asimov finds that a green Jesus comes from the sky.>"No."The world praises kek for a few seconds as OP floats back into his chair.>>884929>>884937Schist finds that he just misses entirely, but holds the shield up for some cover.Norman manages to steal the Slingshot off of Guard B!Follower B misses.>>885084Glimmer keeps studying. (History, 1/3 until A-)>>885348Aleera decides to keep going. (Science, 1/4 until B-)>>885445Blacker Baron continues... (Language, 2/4 until B)>>886074Pan0 keeps going. (Science, 2/3 until B+)-Hallway, 2nd Floor-Bully A misses.Bully C misses.Bully D punches Jack!Bully E does the same!Bully F grabs Jack and swings him into a locker!Jack is being bloodied.-Lunchroom, Steel Order Base-Guard A misses.Guard B fires, sending a small rock hurling at Schist. Ow.-The Pit-Guy A is swinging repeatedly, sometimes even twice at once, but just can't seem to land a hit!Guy B isn't even trying and kicks Guy A back about five feet. The crowd gives a large cheer.Apologies, I seem to have gotten sick during the creation of the post.
Rolled 16 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>889203>Schist tears off steelfags arm
Rolled 10, 7 = 17 (2d10)>>889203>Norman disarms steelfag 1>Follower 10 backhands steelfag 2 across the face
>>889203Throw it at a wall across the room.What could possibly go wrong?Man I hope I remember this recipe
>>889203False deities of weak men. Fine; I shall pester the Glimmer, by licking his ear as he studies, in the name of the Lord.
>>889230>>889232You deny the great OP, heathen?
>>889203Hey.Guess what?3 More turns until next perk up.
>>889205>>889207Schist attacks Guard A by throwing him to the ground with his arm. No ripping, though.Norman tries, but fails to disarm Guard A.Follower J manages to slap Guard B.>>889208Glimmer keeps studying. (F. History, 2/3 until A-)>>889227Azkeroth gives in to the feeling and chucks the ball against the wall. The liquid begins to form into a four-pointed star, and all of a sudden, something begins to form. None of the symbols make any sense. A single eye begins to form, until-->"W̧͢͏el̷̢ĺ,̢̀ ̛̕w͡e͢l҉l҉́,̧́ ̷̸w̵͝e̸l̢l̸͝,͏̴͞ ͏w̶̧h̸͝a̷҉̸t̵ d͜҉o ̢̡we̢̕͏ ̢͞h҉͝avè ̴̵͢he̴r̸͠e͡?̡͟">>889230Asimov straight up licks Glimmer's ear. AND SHE'S A WOMAN, FIRST OF ALL. SECOND OF ALL, WHAT>>889265Aleera is scientific. (So. Science, 2/4 until B-)-Lunchroom, Steel Order Base-Guard A recovers and slams into Schist!Guard B misses.-Science Room, Interdimensional Portal->"Ǫ̴h͘͝͠, ̸̸͡i̶̧̛ţ͝'͞s̴ ̧͏j͝҉͝u̷s̢t̢ ̧̛a͜ n͘e͜r̸d̸̵. ̷H̸̴A̶,͡ ̷͘Í͘'m҉̵͘ j̛̀u͠s͝t͘ kid̵͜dį̧͞ng̛,̛͡ ͠͞A҉̷z̕ḱe̵ŗ̶͞o̸͟͜t̡h̷͟҉,͠ ̛҉I̡͠ ̷̢͠k͏̨͟ń͝o̧̨w ͏e҉̴͞x͠a̶҉c̡t́͘͠l̶̕y̴ ̷̨w҉h͢o҉ ́y͠o͏̢u ͞a͝ŗ̛e.̨ ͜I͘͠ ͏͜kn̸̴o̕͢w ȩ̴̛ ̴̴͢͟v́̀͜͜ ̵̨͢e͏̸ ̨̡̕͠͝r̶̷͜͡ ̸́͝͠y̷̶͜ ͢t̡̀͢͝͠ ͜͡h̵͢ ̴̵́͟i͏̀͘͜ ̸͜n̸ ͘͏҉g̷̡͝.̛́"̡́͏̨͡??? begins to slowly exit the portal.
>>889276>Who are you? What are you? And where did you come from? And...what are you going to do here Don't tell me I accidentally summoned the final boss
>>889276Let's continue for now, but keep an eye on the eye. LOL!If the conversation is about to escalate, try diplomacy.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>889276First of all,slap Asimov,then study
>>889283Also, my reaction towards you exactly like that>mrw
>>889276keep up the studies
Rolled 14 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>889276>Schist seduces steel guard...with WORDS.
>>889299This is towards he 2nd, undamaged one, of course.>Norman goes apeshit on the guard Schist does not seduce>Follower J nutshots the same guard
Rolled 10, 17 = 27 (2d20)>>889302
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>889276Dodge slap, then tap dance in front of her as she studies, in the name of the Lord.
>>889244There is only one true Lord, and it's the one true Lord.
>>889305Fuck the lord,praise Stalin
>>889316Fuck Stalin, praise the OP you heretical commie
>>889283A comfy couch appears, floating in zero gravity. Azkeroth is suddenly teleported on it.>"́҉I̷͝ ͡ha̶v͝͠͏e ą ̢͡l̵̡͝o̴t̢͘ ͢òf̷́ ̡͠n͞am͏e͞s̸̶͜,͟ ̸͠ķ͡i̢͜d. ͜͡B͜͞ee͘l̡z̶͏ebos̨͝s̵̷͢, ̸t̢͏h̨͘e͟͞ ͟B̧͡r̷͡͡in̢g̷è҉r ̵͟o͟͠f́͘ ͏̕͝D̸oòm͟, ̷a̵̡̛n͡d͘͞ ̵̡s̴̷o̴͞m̵e ȩ̸͢v̀͞e̢͡͝n̴ ̨͢͟w̧̡ę̛͢ņ̵t ̶so ͠f̨̛͞a҉͝r͘ ͝͏̴as̷͏ ͜͡t̷ǫ͜ c͟͝͠al͘l ̷̛m̷̨e̛ Go͢͝d̷̀.̡ ҉̧̨Yo͠u͏̡,͡ ̧hò̧w̸͜͞e̸͏v̸̕er̡̛,̨͜ ̢͝c̵̢̛aņ҉҉ ͟͞c̀ą͝ĺ͡l̸ ̡m̧͞é ̶̸́T̡h҉e͟͏ One҉.̨ ̸͞F̢̕i̧͡g̕u̕͠r̶e̸̕ ̕I͢'ḑ̸̡ ́o̷͞w͘͡͡e̵̢͡ ̷͝y̸̢͠o̢u͠,҉͘ ̵̧ś̡̛in̨͜c̶̷̶ę͜ ̛́͝y̸o̵ú ͢b̴͏r̕ò͜͞u̴͟҉gh̡t̷͞ ̶m̕͟͟ȩ҉͠ ̴͟͜i͝n̕t̀o ̧͟t҉h̕i͞s͡҉ ͡w̵̶͟or̸l̢̕d҉́ ̡́a̸͘ǵ̵a̷̧i̡͟n̵̵̴.̡ ̕͢͞D̷͞id͢ ͜ýo̧̕u k͘͝n͜҉o̶҉w ̵̧t̸̶͞h͞͞͝at ͞t̢h̴̢e͏́ ͠c͢͏ou̡͏c͠h̕ ̕y͢o̢u'̷͡r̶̡e͞͝ ҉̛ó̸n̵͜ ҉is ͢͠͝m̷a̧̢͘d̛͡e ̵ou҉t ̷̕o̵͢f͘ ͝h̸̶͟u̸ma̛n̕ ̷̛li͝m̕b̀ş̶?̴"͠͞True to it's word, a severed arm is seeping through the cushion, with an eyeball or four on some of the legs that Azkeroth is laying on staring directly at him.>>889284Aleera finds that the eye is...unsettling. (So. Science, 3/4 until B-)>>889287Glim misses, but keeps studying.>Freshman History Grade: A->Level Up!>New Perk: Baby, You're History! - As well as gaining a +1 to all attack rolls, your knowledge of fighting over the decades presents you with a shitload of stamina. It takes a lot to bring you down.>>889295Harvey keeps going. (F. History, 1/3 until A)>>889299>>889302Schist manages to calm the two guards down.Norman does nothing.Follower J also does nothing.>>889305Asimov tap dances.-Lunchroom, Steel Order Base-Guard A is guarding.Guard B is guarding.-Science Room, Interdimensional Portal-The One exits the portal, making every ancient language, rune, and sign that something happened disappear. Except for the couch, that's still floating around. The One shapeshifts too fast to see it's true form, allowing it to become a giant floating eyeball, about the same height as the students.>"̢̀́A̷h͝,̛ ̶̨g̸̡oo̧d̵ ̴̴̀t͘o ͢bè̴ ͘͞b̡ac͞k̢͜ ţo ̡̛a҉ phy̷͝s͘͠i̧̛c͏̶a͡͏̕l҉́̕ ̛f̶or̴m̶̡.̕"͏
>>889319God is just a concept created by humanity to fill the void of their fear of the unknown.By that definition, OP is just a being strong enough to be considered a god, for the lack of better knowledge of mortals like us.Just like the ancient ones from H. P. Lovecraft.But we all know there are just two concepts which really exist.
Rolled 18 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>889323>Demand compensation from the leader for this abuse. I ONLY WANTED FRIENDS.
>>889323>Run in and steal the groovy couch and say hi to the eldritch abomination, continue studying English.
>>889323Well, I've seen weirder shit in my Dads laboratory.Also, my dad.Time to achieve understanding of Flesh constructs!PERK UP!
>>889326Also, these guards are now mine.
>>889332After that we can either have a fascinating conversation of the concept of reality, and the existence of beings of a higher plane of existence.Oooor we could just deck it in the face.Yeah, that works too.But I'd rather have a pleasant conversation with them.
>>889325Somewhat true. It's to explain the unexplained, not to address the fear of the unknown. Or it could be true, I wouldn't know. I'm only a mortal. :^)Also, silence heretic
>>889343By true I mean the religion itself, not whether it was made to provide comfort from the unknown.
>>889343YOU CAN SILENCE ME, BUT YOU CAN'T SILENCE THE TRUTH!SCIENCE PREVAILS!>poses dramatically
>>889323Be the studious student
>>889348Science and religion can co-exist you chuuni.
>>889326The two guards travel back to the base... (1/2)>>889329Blacker Baron grabs the couch, but he soon is lifted up into the air.>"We̕l͜ļ́ ̸̴͝n͢ǫ̶́w̴,̴̨ ̶̨ìf i҉̶̸t̴͠ ͞is͟ń'҉t ̛Bl͢a͘͞ć̢k̢̡e͡r͜ B̴̡̀a̸r͞o̸n, ͞à̛r͢t̷i̡͞͝s̴̶̨t ̛͟o̷f͏̧̕ ̕a͜͡ļl ̢̢͏l̶a͟n̸҉g̵̢úa͘g̡҉es ̢a͢n͝d̷́̀ ͘͠ḿ͟à̷s̴t̢̀e̶͘r̷ p̴oe͘t̸.̛"͘Blacker Baron suddenly feels cold, and nighttime sets in...wait a second...holy fuck, he can see Earth from here! This is OUTER SPACE!>>889332Aleera does it.>Sophomore Science Grade: B->Level Up!>New Perk: For Science (or something like that)! - You have a +4 to brewing, but you also have a +2 to crafting any sort of weapon or utility.>>889350Harvey pushes through. (F. History, 2/3 until A)-Outer Space-The One teleports, making his eye three times as large as Baron himself.>"̕Ļ̸̧et̨̧ ́me̕͟ ̢͜͡èx͝͏̸p̴͡l͢͞àin͏͢ ̷so͘m͜͏͠e̢t̸͘͢h́̕i̧͞n͠g̢͠ ̶҉t̨́͜o̴͝ ̧͜͝y̷o̡̡u͡͝҉, ́͜s̴hort͘͠s͟͞t҉͞҉ac̨k. ̸Ì ̕͠m̀a̧̛̕y ͏҉nǫ͘͜t̢ ḩ͟a͜v͢é ̀͢t̷͢h̕a̴t͝ ͡m͝uc̵̕͜h͢ ́͟͠po͞͏ẁ̸͠er҉̸̕ ̡̡͢ye̛͏t҉̶, ͡b͏u̸t̛ ͠lé̀t̵̨͡ i͟t̴ ̡b̸̡͘e̡̛ ̶̷̀k̷n͞͏o̴ẁ̸̡n͏;̡̛͞"Į͓̣̹̠͕͗̄͛̂̀͛͜ ̧͚̝͍͚͊́͛ͤ̓̌c̴̯͔͖͙̽̂̃ͮ̓ͭ̅͊͘a̞̹̓͂͢n̠͔̪̲͆ͣͦͩ̄́̏̀͘͡ ̸̮̈͊ͪ́ͦ̕m̧̺̟̜̝̅̊́͜a̷͎̗̫͓̺̲̅͛̎̄͛̃̇̄k͈͈̄̌͒͗ͭ̏̾͞e̶̵̙̖͊͑́ͤ ̡͍͉̟̪̺̺̻̼̳ͩͯ̓͡y̶̝̫͙̹̤͆ͪ̄ͅo̸̡̡̖͓̭̳̪̖̐ͭ͐̅͗̏u̶̫̮͑̓ͭ̈̄r̸̭̼̣͍͒̑͐̿̃͐̚ͅ ͉̲ͤ̍ͫ̈́͗ͫͬ̏͢l̖̰̯̣̯̙̣̰͗̄͑͛̓͛̎̀͠į̡̼̤ͬ̄̿̏ͯ̆̌f͐̎͏͈͍͝ę̲̲͖̣͔̼̏ͨ̓͌ͦͮ ̶̖̣̼ͩ̀w͕̻̘̮͕̼͕̓̑̒̚ơ̸̢̫̙̱̭͚͐ṛ̩̭̅̋͡s̰͂̍̽̈̅̚͜e̠̼ͧ̃́̚ ̶̙̖͙̊͑͘t̛̹͈͕̳͊͊ͫ̏͟ͅh̴̪̞͙̙̼̙͉͔ͬͭͣ̓͞ȃ̐̚҉͢҉̲̮̟̳̥ͅn̦͍͔̣̫̹̥͒̐͋ͪͮ̎̓ͪ ̠̬ͭ̀̃͊ͬ͘͝a̦̬̤̩̝̻̓͐̎̍͂̂ͣ͟n̰͂͆́͐y̹͇̝̪͓͐ͧ͆ͨ̋̊̔́͘ ̠̞͙̌̈́t̎ͤͯo̢̞̘̳̯ͮͣ̂͐͟ř̢̰̔ͧ̏ͭ͘t̢̛͕̰̙͇̲̹̠̋ͦ͢u̺͖̼̜̘̇̀̊̕r̸͓͕̠͂̎̀͘e͕̰̠͉̘͕̍̊̂ ̬͙̬̼͍̪͙͊̈͘ͅt͚ͪ̀͌̿̿́h͛̊̿̓̾ͬ͏̶̮̫̰͈͚́a̜͕͛̾̂ͩ̑̋͆̓͟n̷̻͔̦͓̲̖̳͊̊ͤ̆ͣ̀͆̾͂͜ ̷̒ͪ̒ͧ́͗͑͏̛̫̝̦h̼̪̹̺̞͚̀͌̌͌̌ͤ̊ͦ̈́͡ï̷̼̖̻̂͗̆͊̐̚̕ͅs̻͓̥ͤ̊̀͋͂͟t̪̥͈͕̥̪͇͊̂ͣ͆͜͠o̥̺͌̂͗ͭͧ͌ŗ̵̯̬͙̾̽̓ͩy̸̷̖ͨͦ̄ͦ͋͌ ̢̣͓͎̏͐̇ͪ͝f̠̼͚̹͛͑̄̀̕ȍ͍̑͂̃̾̉͠ṟ̴̡͇͓̞̅̅̿͌͂͋̐̀g̲̯͓̘̀̓ͬ̆͐͘o̺̦̳̳̲̮ͨ̓̿̽͞ͅt̴̓̿ͯ͗ͤ͡͏͙̪̮ ̊̍̈́ͫ̌̌͏̧̨̪̻̩̭t̗̫̽ͤ͠oͭ͒̂̔͠҉̬ ̛̯̬̥͈̜̙͂̈́͢m̸̥͇̳̓͒ͤ̉e͙͆̔ͧͨ̎̔̄ͩ͜n͍̬̙̘͎̰̹ͯ́́̕t̨̜̦̝̙͔̐ͭ͗̽i̭̼͗͋ͫǒ̼̟̙̖̟̻̯̑̔̾͟͡͝n̢̓ͤ̍ͫ͏̖̲̞̭̗͜.̖͙̪̲̬̗ͨ̒̑̚͡͡"̴ͩ̈͆
>>889383>Look around I closely observe ALL the bases here. I want to know what they are all capable of.
>>889383>Apologize to the eye and ask his name.>Also we're in space, holy fuck. Time to write a deep philosophical poem about humanity's negligible impact on the universe.
>>889385I also want a friend, desu :c
Rolled 11 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>889383Alright then.> Cook up some caustic soda.Acid is not gonna make the cut, let's go for alkali instead.The materials?
>>889394Oh dangit, I forgot to write that last part in.Oh well.If I can't create it by the way, I'll just ask the science teacher.If they ask why, I'll just direct them at the portal that opened up.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>889392Slap heathen in the asscheek.
Rolled 3 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>889383Slash at bully A
>>889383Walk around the classroom since I'm the birthday girl
>>889383Learn dat history
>>889402Let me be specific please.Minimum 5 litres of liquid caustic soda.
>>889385Legion of Light (Yellow)Steel Order (Red)Unknown Base (Blue)Unknown Base (Green)The Unchosen (No Color)>>889390Blacker Baron knows his name, but The One finally throws him back into the science room seconds before he suffocated to death.>>889394You misunderstand; the perk doesn't increase, like 3+4 or 1+2+3. The perk you have replaces the perks before, as it always would be.Aleera begins to make acidic soda... (1/3)>>889447Jack completely misses.>>889449Pan0 walks around the classroom, and gets a neat little Birthday Cupcake!>>889457Glim keeps going. (F. History, 1/3 until A)>>889464Harvey does it too. (F. History, 2/3 until A)-2nd Floor, Hallway-Bully A kicks Jack into a wall!Bully C slaps Jack.Bully D misses.Bully E punchs Jack in the stomach! Blood comes out.Bully F roundhouse kicks Jack!Jack is on his last legs...-3rd Floor, Science Room-The One comes back to his regular size.>"̴Ǹ͜o͜w͏,̛͘ ͠I͘͘ ͏co̧u̵͡ĺdn̨͢'҉t͝ ̀͟h͠a̶͜v͠ȩ ̛̕͢j͟ùs̶̶͝t ̵̀̕bée͏͢n̶̵͡ ͠҉͟s̢̀u͟͜͠mm͘͜o͘ne͞d ̸f̴͝or̛ ̡n̡̕͡o͏̛ ͝͝r͞ea҉̨̨s̛͏o̸̡͟n̵͘.̢͠ ͠͞W͞͝ha̶t͝ ̨́d͘o̶͟͢ ͘y͝o̡͢ú ͟w̷a̶n̴͡t,̴ ͞k̷i͟͡d͘s͠?̨̢͘ P̡̢̕ó̸wer̢̡?̴̡ ̶͞M͡o͘n̨e̢͝y̸̧?́͘̕ ͢͞Reve̡͜n͠g̡͏è̸?"͘
>>889476>"̴Ǹ͜o͜w͏,̛͘ ͠I͘͘ ͏co̧u̵͡ĺdn̨͢'҉t͝ ̀͟h͠a̶͜v͠ȩ ̛̕͢j͟ùs̶̶͝t ̵̀̕bée͏͢n̶̵͡ ͠҉͟s̢̀u͟͜͠mm͘͜o͘ne͞d ̸f̴͝or̛ ̡n̡̕͡o͏̛ ͝͝r͞ea҉̨̨s̛͏o̸̡͟n̵͘.̢͠ ͠͞W͞͝ha̶t͝ ̨́d͘o̶͟͢ ͘y͝o̡͢ú ͟w̷a̶n̴͡t,̴ ͞k̷i͟͡d͘s͠?̨̢͘ P̡̢̕ó̸wer̢̡?̴̡ ̶͞M͡o͘n̨e̢͝y̸̧?́͘̕ ͢͞Reve̡͜n͠g̡͏è̸?"͘Never make a deal with a demon. Just say: "MOAR FAITH.">>889476>Identify the blue, green, and colorless base
Rolled 14 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>889476Actually, abandon my soda.I got to build something else first.> Build Chemical throwerThe good thing?You can build it entirely out of household materials.
>>889480Especially their equipment. Who looks to be the most powerful?
Rolled 17 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>889476BULLY A. MEET MOP.
>>889476>Continue studying language
>>889476Eat the little birthday cupcake
>>889476Watch some games, chat philosophy with the spectators.
>>889476Skelly walks into the science room after learning about the arena in front of the school. He was very much surprised to find that the creature his mom kept a bunch of sketches of levitating in the lab, along with a groovy flesh couch and some other kid. Skelly always wondered why his body was like this, and his mother had hinted it had to do with some ritual she did back in her cultist days. "Dad? Is that you?"
>>889480Schist isn't in the room with the entity, but he first must go to the blue base. This seems to be the most aesthetically pleasing, actually; fountains flow softly in the walls made of plastic trays and canvases. A large sign titled "Poseidon's Virtue" lie above the entryway.>>889483Aleera begins to make a chemical flamethrower, using a bit of hard work... (1/6)>>889487Jack makes Bully A take a giant life-sucking mop to the face, healing some of his wounds.>>889516Blacker Baron heads back. (Language, 3/4 until B)>>889522Glim studies hard. (F. History, 2/3 until A)>>889545Pan0 eats the cupcake...it's super tasty. She feels super refreshed!>>889547Nous watches The Pit's current bout. The students are a bit too busy watching to comment.>>889549Harvey is pretty dank at historics.>Freshman History Grade: A>>889576Skelly finds The One, all of a sudden.>""̶Y̧̧ou̧r̡͡ ̕d҉͟a̴͡͞d҉͘?҉҉ ͡͠T̵́͠h̕͝a͘t̢͏'́̀s̢͞͡ ̸a̵͡ ̶͝l̡̡̛a͢͏u͘͞gḩ͏.́͟"̵̛͞The One suddenly transforms Skelly Bones into an actual skeleton.-2nd Floor, Hallway-Bully C kicks Jack!Bully D misses.Bully E misses.Bully F grabs Jack and headbutts his chest!Jack is still better than last turn, but bloody as fuck.-The Pit-Guy A suddenly releases a flurry of punches and kicks, making an insane combo-- but none of them land!Guy B smiles and grabs Guy A, throwing him in the air, watching him come back down, and sticks out his key to break his spine! The crowd cheers as the fight ends.Guy A looks amongst the crowd.>"Alright, anybody else in this Pit who wants to throw down? No?"The crowd is a bit iffy on fighting this dude.
>>889711>Ko hides at the back of the Science room. She had thought about trying to run away as soon as interdimentional beings stated showing up. But, she sticks around and tries to both hide, study, and keep an eye on Aleera. Aleera is her friend after all. Also, Ko freaks out internally that demons exist and ponders what this means.
>>889711Although this isn't much different from his previous situation, Skelly does note that pants don't fit as well as the used to."Aw man. Since I doubt you'll grant any serious requests, can you at least make it so I can dance really well?"
>>889711Go for extra study sessionsTutor Glam in history
Rolled 18 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>889711Attack bully c with dank mop
>>889711Vampires, Werwolfs, Cyborgs, Multidimensional Catboys, I've seen it all.Now a demon thing, big deal.It's just its aura that causes fright.So yeah, spraying chemicals which can corrode your flesh of your living body is more intereting right now.
Rolled 12 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>889799Here comes the roll!
>>889711>Percy Jackson squadNo anyway, what about sending those first to their leader for my compensation? That's priority.>Check the Colorless base?
>>889722Hey, could you do my a favour? I will need about 5 to 10 litres or liquid causic soda.Could you do that for me?Maybe ask a teacher, just tell them it's an emergency.If we don't have any in our school, we will have to improvise. Means you will have to cook it while I finish MY project.Be quick, finish your studies, then do as I ordered.Not sure how long we have.While you are at it, can you find someone who is into occult stuff? Somebody who knows this kind of shit, not an acctuall occultist.Bonus points if they own a Necronomicon.Basic knowledge should range from historic concepts to H. P. Lovecraft.We should also get more individuals for the science club. Combatants, reaserchers, occult fans, anyone, really.The science club... after all, it was founded for this kind of situation.
>>890020> no-nonsense attitude triggered.
>>890070>>890020Funny, I was thinking of actually helping you too.Ko will do all of these thing you have stated, but Ko will do these things in her own way that are nigh uncontrollable by you and done out of friendship forged by studying together. Nerd to nerd.
>>889711Can you make me a dragon?So that the stupid name my parents gave me make sense?Barring that May I have power?The power of alchemy and magics?The one figure?
>>890111Just remember I'm the Homura in this!In every definition which can be applied to this situation.Yes. Even that definition.Ai yo is strong!
>>890020>not an actual occultist>own NecronomiconWhut.
>>890471I stand corrected.No fanatist, like those "embrace the end" type of occultists.Also, cances are they might as well just had a copy around out of coincidence.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>889711Violence is cool and all, but could you all listen to ME? I'm trying to enlighten you.
>>889715Blacker Baron is an artist...a word artist.>Language Grade: B>>889722Ko finally snaps into attention and tries to run, but seems to feel her sprint get more and more resistant...until she's dragged rapidly in front of the giant eye.>"̛͘An̵͡d̶͝ ̴͘͞o̷͡f̀͝ ̴̧͘c̶͞o͢ù́ŗs͞͡e,̴̨ ̨͟t̷h̕e̶ K̵͡obǫ̕͝l̷̀d̨ ͏h̨e̵̢r҉͝s̵̵e͠͝l̡͝f̛́!̢̡ ̸͟͝S̡͞͞t́ì̷ll̕ ͝g͜҉o̸͢҉in̨̧͞g̀ ̡́a͟t̛͡͏ ̕i̴t̶͠҉ ͢͢͡w̸ith͟ ̵̢͝s͞c͏̷̨i͘e͏̡n҉̛c̕e a̡n͏d͝ ̕lo͟g͜i̛͜c.̵̷ ̴̀͟H͏͘e̴r̴͡e̶'̵͘͝s̸͡ ̴͜a͠҉ q̴̕͞ų̴ic҉͜k ̢͠ṕ͏̢o͢p̵̧ ҉̀q͘͟ųi̕z̷̢-̸͢-̛͢"͢͜The One begins to make everything in the room into randomized colors, upside down, and, for some reason, switching between high contrast and back to normal every second.>"͏̶È̡̧x̸̧p̕͜l̶̢͘a͘i̴n ҉҉t̸h̸͟i̶̢͘s̨͝҉.̴̢̨"͞The One begins to laugh.>>889732Glom is awesome!>Freshman History Grade: A>>889733The One thinks for a moment...and then, out of the ground, chains and cuffs grow out, trapping Skelly Bones as it puppeteers him into a tap dance. The One simply laughs at Skelly's predicament.>>889746Harvey can't tutor Glom, sadly. (F. History, 1/3 until Mastery)>>889761Jack manages to slice Bully C's life right out of him, making Jack have a decent advantage-- but not enough to be happy about.>>889799>>889810Aleera won't have to roll anymore. (2/6)>>889828Schist finds these are people without a flag; simple nomads who fend for themselves.>>890145The One mulls it over, and gives you the bone structure for dragon wiiiIIIIOH GOD THIS FUCKING HURTS, IT'S SPURTING OUT OF YOUR SPINE AND THROUGH YOUR SKIN>>892328The crowd turns to you...and the guy does as well.>"Well then, looks like we have a challenger!"The guy starts walking towards Nous.-2nd Floor, Hallway-Bully D grabs a metal trash can and throws it at Jack, making his skull and the can hit the ground. Shit, shit, shit.Bully E misses.Bully F also grabs Jack and pins him up against a locker.Jack is on his last legs...again...-3rd Floor, Science->"̢͠W̸e̛l̷̛l,̡ ͝͠á͠s ̢͞͝f͘ų̛n̨̡ ͟a͞҉̧s͘ ͏̀̕t̢h͢͝ì͡s̸̨͘ h̶a̵̕s̵̡ ̨́b̷͟e̵͟e̛n̶͟,̶̕ ̶̧̕I̷̸̶ ̴h̶͢a̶̕ve͘ ͏́͟a͝͏ ̨̕̕h̶̴u͝m̧͢a҉n̵ ̵͢rá͘c̵҉͡e̶͟ ̛͜t́o̵̢ ̢e̴n͢͝sl͡a͝ve̕ ́҉a̕͢n̷̷̢d̷͢ ̡̀́t͞͠͏or̵t͘u̸̡̡r͘e̷͜.̛͡ ҉̷S͝e͏̨e͜͝ y̢͘a҉, ̛à͜n̡d ͘t̛͡h̕a͟ǹ̶k͠s̴͠ ̕͝f͘͟o̵͞͞ŕ̶ t̸̡h̕è̶̀ ͏͠s̵҉̛ų̴̛mm̨o̵n̕i͡͠ǹ̸͝g͜!̨"̨The One has disappeared. All the changes, as well as the couch, are gone.
Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>892473>Knee Jack to the face. Crush his skull.
Rolled 10, 13, 18, 19, 10, 15, 18, 1, 15, 11 = 130 (10d20)>>892473>Norman stuns Jack's nuts with the taser so he can't run...just in case>All 9 cultists unite. Sick the bullies.
Rolled 13 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>892473...How dare he.How DARE he disappear like that....This is not over, no, FAR from it!Next time, I will be prepared properly.And I will engage this lowlife species in a conversation it will not forget!> As for now, let's continue with the Chemical Thrower.Also, write down everything from this encounter.Their power will be mine!
>>892480I mean to kill him, just to be clear
>>892492No rolls? Ok then.> Ko, the science club has now a proper directive.> My love for science has been awoken anew.Really a bummer, I got a discussion with about 6000 words prepared for the fucker.This isn't the last time, I'll go Full [DETERMINATION] [LOVE] AND Ai Yo on him.
>>892495Also> human race to enslave and torture.Yeah, I can have some fun with this guy.If there is one thing this sociopathic spergler can do, then it's to win a discussion.ANY discussion.And if they just turn me into a puddle of goo, then this guy will be the laughingstock for every other pan-dimensional being, for not being abled to compete with a for now mere mortal.
>>892473Just grit my teeth and bear the pain.Maybe I can study some science to ignore my suffering as I evolve
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>892501....Somehow I missed something...Oh right!>>892506> Do an Avalanche Bloody Sunday on this guy!
Rolled 6 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>892510Rolling to (painfully) move put of the way.Good thing I'm fit.
>>892473>Keep studying language
>>892473Fuck some bitches and make money
>>892480>>892494........Just, uh. I guess die, since apparently, Schist has to be the biggest god damn asshole ever.
>>892473>>892777>Retrieve MY FUCKING MOP and janitor keys, then >>892576
>>892473Skelly laments that genuinely doesn't have any sort of way to get out of this. A single tear rolls down his boney cheek.
>>892473Fucking post already.
>>892949(Whoops I didn't read the last part)Skelly goes to write edgy poems about his new spookier body
>>892959I'm not even sure if that works.PvP usually doesn't end with a one hit crit.Especially if they rolled a 20, THEN announced it's supposed to be lethal.Also, it appears as if it's a "LOL RANDOM!" Action.If OP acctually does that shit, I'd be supprised.
>>892990It's going to happen, so eh.
>>892473>>892495>Ko would be agreeing with Aleera's settlement if she wasn't currently suffering from a slight sanity loss. She will be better and able to help build the chemical launcher next turn.
>>880960Name. Helio Mercury.Gender. Masculine.I want to barge in into this >>892777>>892480Screaming "Stop right there, criminal scum!"
>>892480>>892482>>892494Schist, in Jack's weakness, rushes him and blasts him to hard in the skull, a large gash is made in the head!Jack is in peril!Norman stuns Jack for the rest of the turn!The other nine followers grab all 6 bullies and beat them into submission. It's not even a challenge.>>892488Glimmer keeps going. (F. History, 1/3 until Mastery)>>892492Aleera is fueled by rage. (3/6)>>892506Azkeroth works through the phantom pains, since the wings are gone. (F. Science, 1/3 until B)>>892584Harvey feels his journey coming to an end. (F. History, 2/3 until Mastery)>>892619Coming in from outta nowhere, your main man, the myth, the LEGEND, MOTHAFUCKIN STEEEEEEVE THROWS DOWN IN THE RING, GRABBING WOMEN BY THE CLIT AND MAKING 100 BONES AN HOUR! (Just kidding. You don't have any of that.)>>892870Blacker Baron leaves History to grab the Matador from Jack, and manages to get a hold of it.>>892949>>892963Skelly Bones writes a neat poem.'Do what you want cause a pirate is free,you are a pirate~'>>893146Ko is dying inside currently.>>893292Helio runs into the hallway and stops the Cult of OP from a further onslaught!Jack has recovered from the tazing, but he's still in peril.The bullies lie on the ground, beaten and bruised, crying for anything the Cult of OP wants.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>893842"..." "WE ARE NUMBER ONE" RUN
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>893842>Slap Jack's ass and take his pads>Equip pads>Equip shield>Nod to history A- perkReady to go.
>>893842achieve mastery status
>>893842Norman my secretary>You will now serve me forever and henceforth. You will surrender all. Monetary value on your persons. And you say sorry to Jack.
>>893869And snap Jacks neck.
>>893958Hug Jack before I snap his neck. Also, take his dodgeball because he said take his shit. He'll also need it when he resurrects.
>>893842As the Law Abiding Citizen >>893855 faceplants into the ground, Helio steps in front of >>893869.You may rob the Citizen, Criminal Scum, but you will not take his life!-Protect Jack Frost's life!
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>893980... this is embarrassing.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>893842>Finish Jack with the mop.
>>893987>>893984>>893972>>893958>>893883>>893869>>893855I fucking hate all of you.
Rolled 5 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>893842> First aid headpats for Ko> It probably was just warping your VISION of reality.> My masterpiece is slowly reaching a form of perfection. 2 more turns, right?Here is a list of prioritys.1. Get likeminded individuals. We need scientists, experts of the occult, and people who are "brave" enough to engage in combat with a transdimendional (?) Being.2. Any and all equiptment we can get. Science and ancient artifacts, whichever helps the most against that fuck.3. Cook up liquid caustic soda. Alkalic burns deeper than acid does.4. Slap that scaley-yiff fucker, in order to recreate the summoning item.5. Get a 70'' plasma TV with Blu-ray player, as well as PMMM and PMMM rebellion.Other suggestions for anime are possible.
>>893972>>893958>>893883FOR WHAT REASON
Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>893869Kill action. I love you, Jack.
>>894075What the fuck is wrong with you?!Not in terms of you actions, I couldn't care less, but 3 FUCKING NAT 20 IN A ROW?WAT?WAT THE FAK?
>>894098Helio thought I was using a bot but I promise this is natural. This is a good omen.
>>894038>Ko springs back up at the very idea of watching anime on school grounds. Even though, no one said anime. Ko helps Aleera with her Chem-cannon this turn.
>>893883Norman's message is addressed to the bullies, just to be clear.
>>893987Baron can take back his janitor keys anytime he wants. I wont resist.
>>893842>Take keys from Schist
Rolled 5 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>893842Take a break from studying.Begin R&D into shapeshifting potions.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>893842Challenger? Yes, I suppose I am Challenging the idea that people should battle with their bodies, instead of with their minds.Come now, what does any of this prove? That one of you can defeat another in fisticuffs? That doesn't matter in the real world. In reality, the winner of any fight is determined by preparedness. Any one of you could be defeated by a toddler with a gun. Or better yet, killed in your sleep by an assassin hired by a toddler. What good will your fists do you then?Instead, we should battle with words--for those are the weapons that those in a society use. Anything worth doing can only be done by a group. And to form a group, you need allies. Even if you fight alone, you need people to help you out off the battlefield. And to defeat others, instead of attacking their coalition head-on, it is more effective to target only their weakest link. Destroy their supplies, convince their right hand man to betray them, persuade their lackies that serving you instead will pay off in the long run. So stop engaging in pointless physical combat, and sharpen your wit instead of swords. Make this into a stage for debate!
>>896637>nat 1Holy shit.
>>896637> AHAHAHAHAHA intensified
>>896637Nice roll there buddy
>>896637I feel like I sucked all the luck out of the this thread by rolling 3 nat 20s in a row.
Super quick "oh god I forgot" post mode, GO!>>893853Glimmer feels herself becoming stronger with every mastery. (F. History, 2/3 until Mastery)>>893855Jack is not good at running.>>893869>>894075Schist directly just FUCKS Jack in the ass. His motionless body lies in the hallway...maybe you should run.>Level Up!>New Perk: The World He Only Knows - By slaying another player, you hold within you a dark heart. You will gain a +1 to ALL ROLLS when fighting other players, as well as a 10% chance to intimidate your enemies every turn.>>893876Useless suddenly appears outside of the school, looking to be a master!>>893883Norman and the others give Schist the $10 they had and nod their heads respectfully at the body.>>893980Helio finds that he was just too late, but assures himself he did the best he could.>>893987Blacker Baron misses, but Jack was already done.>>894038Aleera does that and works. (4/6)>>894389Blacker Baron also gets his keys back.>>894969Azkeroth begins to research...and finds an article on how to make a shapeshifting potion. The result is hazy, but all the ingredients are right in front of him.>>896637Nous begins a great speech, and it's actually good-- the guy stopped caring.>"Alright, whatever, get out of here. Come back when you want to actually get somewhere."As it seems, there has been enough bloodshed. Two fresh faces walk into The Pit, and the audience goes back to cheering.
>>897648Blah blah fucking blah. Sorry, perks, gotta make a new character. Give me the fucking blah blah, put in the school.
>>897648continue to study
>>897648Tell this other student to stop bullying me and let me science in peace.Pull out my notebook and write down the ingredients for shapeshifting under my potions list. Underneath the ingredients I used to make the portal bomb thing.And begin brewing of said shapeshifting potion.
>>897648>followers get the dough from those faggot bullies we trampled>Schist goes to the roof and establishes it as the Cult of OPs base.
>>897648> Keep going with the subject at hand. Soon.>>897700> Copy the notes, I need them!
Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>897753Also, Aleera
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>897676HERE'S A FUCKING ROLL, M8
>>897648Hey mate, this because of not replying to your post>>894310Was forgot.Would you still count it in or is that to late?
>>897648>Ko continues to try and help Aleera with her device to speed up it's construction.
>>897648>Continue studying language>Polish my mop
>>897648Nous leaves and decides to annoy the transdimensional entity out of boredom.
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>899300Oh, it's not there anymore.But you will help us.There might be something in for you.> Roll for convincingOr you just accept out of generosity, or the fact that you are LITERALLY going to suffer from a fate WORSE THAN DEATH!
>>900971>worse than deathCamus proved there was no such thingBut I'm not really into "physical activities", except for one kind.
>>901138Wait...You were thinking I would...Oh, that's so hilarious!No really, this is soooo cute!~I would do some kind of sick shit like that!But let me tell you.Immortality can be achieved by doing 2 things.Well... immortal as long as humans exist...But, either you carry over your genes to the next generation...Or do something remarkable. Like, I don't know, saving humanity from a pandimensional being, which aims to enslave them all by using it's powers to manipulate reality itself.And if you are a living puddle of goo, constantly crying in agony, except you can't, because you have no mouth to scream with, you would most certainly wish for death, as eternal suffering is something you wouldn't wish to anyone, and making it impossible to fight such a creature.So, go and use your colleges to find me an expert in terms of occult or manipulation of reality!...Or we might just going to find out if death is truly worse than anything you could imagine...Wouldn't you agreeee?~
>>901157>And if you are a living puddle of goo, constantly crying in agony, except you can't, because you have no mouth to scream with, you would most certainly wish for death, as eternal suffering is something you wouldn't wish to anyone, and making it impossible to fight such a creature.The human experience is relative (or, "human" experience). If I were a puddle of goo, constantly screaming in agony, then that would be my everyday life. I might remember a time when I was not living in perpetual torture, but it would soon be normalized. Good days would be when the torture was a little less painful than normal. Bad days would be when the suffering was more so than the typical amount.If anything, perpetual torture would become boring.But there's no evidence to suggest that death is any better. In fact, most religions tell me that after death, considering my track record, I would ALSO be subject to eternal pain, torture and damnation.>But, either you carry over your genes to the next generation...>Or do something remarkable.Why not both?Why don't we discuss it over an ice cream social.
>>901175>ReligionsCute.... O-okay then I suppose that could be arranged.... But I have to finish my work here first, so maybe you could do something else in the meantime.By the way, I'm not going to pay for anything, so you would have to finance this date...I meant to say meeting.> mutter mutter different reaction mutter mutter not expected.
>>901175>>901185You two are weird.I'm gonna go back to science
>>897656Glimmer is stronger inside.>Sophomore History Grade: C>2 of 4 Freshman Classes Mastered>1 of 4 Sophomore Classes Mastered>New Class: Theatre>>897676Frost appears at the front of the school.>Death Count: 1>>897681Harvey finishes with Glim as well.>Sophomore History Grade: C>1 of 4 Freshman Classes Mastered>>897700Azkeroth begins to take notes and brew... (1/3)>>897750Schist accumulates a total of $43 and claims the roof as the base of the Cult of OP. He might need to have a designated wall to call it a base, though.>>897753>>897762Aleera notes that potion and begins to work again... (5/6)>>897770Good roll.>>898247>>898484Yeah, counting those two posts, it's done now.>Chemical Flamethrower - Let it burn. You have limited ammo, however.>>899032Blacker baron keeps going. (Language, 1/4 until B+)>>899300Nous can't seem to find The One anywhere, just a scorch mark of where it once was.
>>901420>Hmm interesting. And this is how the ingredients deal with conservation of mass. But I need to do this properly so as not to cause heavy temperature fluctuations due to shapeshifting. I must also find out how the form is chosen.Keep brewing.
>>901185>>901420MA! I DID IT! I GOT A GIRL TO TALK TO ME!I NEED $200, DAD'S SUIT, AND TEN GALLONS OF FUNFETTI ICE CREAM
>>901420Alright then.As of now (and before that too), Ko is the de facto leader of the science club, so she should be the one who takes care of recruiting like minded individuals.I will proceed with my studies, the more I know about science, the more likely I can understand their power.> Learn ScienceThat said, Ko can do whatever she deems right in this situation.Also>>901435Kek
>>901185"Aleera! Are you talking to a guy about ice cream? Can I come or do you two want to be alone? To do... Romantic cootie related things while eating ice cream?">Ko studies science with Aleera
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>901420>Send everyone to go get some tables and chairs. Storage room below. Technically the janitors handle tables and chairs. It think they have a roof full often somrwhere. But the janitors is dead so... free reign. They should be able to do this without my supervision, RIGHT MANHORSE? >I go and steal the keys again from Baron and open up the storage room which should be in the basement.
>>901420Oh boy time to do Theatre
>>901463>mfw> Don't think there is anything wrong with that.> You are the leader of the Science Club, so you should be there anyways.> And to be honest, I suck at smalltalk and stuff.
>>901468Fool!Your first mistake was thinking JACK was the the janitor!
>>901468This just in. The JANITOR doesn't have the keys to the storage room in the basement. So him just ignore that and follow my non player peeps
>>901511What? Whatre you talking about? I killed Jack because of a reason irrelevant to custodial responsibilities. >>901185>religion>cuteAlso, don't make me smite you.
>>901546To be fair, I assumed that you thought Baron WASN'T the Janitor...But it appears as if you were referring to the JANITOR [Boss monster].Reason for me going anon was so I could made a hilarious comment (In my opinion).
>>901555Also, Baron is the new Janitor.
>>901420Start working out to get buff.
>>901432The book originally mentions that the form seems to be fixed on a specific function, but it extremely vague on what... (2/3)>>901435Nous runs home to his mum, but she's at work. The fridge has ice cream in it, just enough for what you need. How, you ask? Uhhhhhhh-->>901457--hhhh Aleera does more science! (So. Science, 1/4 until B+)>>901468Schist finds that Storage is locked away, and Blacker Baron only has the keys to the Janitor's Closet.>>901482Glimmer goes to the Stage. Oh, this is neat. (Theatre, 1/4 until C+)>>901663Jack begins to get /fit/. (1/4)
>>902266>Continue studying language
>>902266>Hmm the question remains on whether or not sentience is a requirement for proper usage of the potion. If not animal testing remains a possibility. If it is then this may be somewhat more risky
>>902266Keep doing the thing of acting
>>902283So yea brew more.
>>902266> keep up with the studies.> Also remind Ko that there are more powerfull beings, which only REPLY if SPOKEN TO DIRECTLY. Otherwise, said powerfull, and most likely considered OP, (if they were in a videogame or... p&p QueST) entities might just OVERLOOK their actions, failing to DOCUMENT those for future generations of- Ow! FAGGOTS!> apologise for the sudden outburst, just stubbed my tow.
>>902266>Ko decides that it would be cool if she tried to make a Staple gun. "I would rather not be reminded of the strange monster that messed with my perception and turned a random guy into a functioning skeleton. How about we make more guns? Guns that are completely unrelated to the being that did all that stuff to me and definitely not for shooting at it next time it shows up. I'll even make you one so we can pose as a team! Like in one of my animes!"
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>902266Host an ice cream social!Invite EVERYONE! But mostly Aleera.
>>902266keep riding the history train
Rolled 2 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>902266>Convince teachers to lend me desks
>>902270Blacker Baron continues... (Language, 2/4 until B+)>>902283Azkeroth finally finishes the potion. It's a light pinkish, salmon color. Seems like this is the potion he should consume, according to the book. Waiting 10 or more seconds could cause disruption or unknown side effects.>>902284Glimmer keeps performing... (Theatre, 2/4 until C+I never understood why my computer always said "theatre" was wrong and "theater" was right. Saying theater sounds dirty, like you're cheating on the English language or you just lied to your mom about eating the last cookie.>>902294Jack is getting MOTHERFUCKING /fit/ BABY (2/4)>>902383Aleera makes a good point. (So. Science, 2/4 until C+)>>902415Ko tries to make a weapon out of the stapler... (1/5)>>902419Nous has an ice cream party!...Hm...doot do doo...tee fiddle dum...this might be a bit...>>902565Harvey is pushing it all in! (So. History, 1/3 until C+)>>902872Schist has a hard time, but he manages to get Desk (3) and Chair (3).
>>903904>Ko continues to craft the weapon.
>>903904Drink itTry thinking of something like a monkey (or a dragon) so either I get my goal or I have opposable thumbs.>>903913>So just saying I know the last time I used potions with unknown effects went bad I'm doing it again. If I become a ant or whatever please help me
>>903995Read the file name.
>>903913Ko keeps working... (2/5)>>903915...Nous keeps waiting...>>903927GET THOSE GAINS BROTHER (3/4)>>903981Glim keeps going... (Theatre, 3/4 until C+)>>903995Azkeroth drinks it...but...nothing seems to happen. It mostly just makes you feel really fuzzy and numb.
>>904125FIT FIT FIT FIT
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>904125Hmm.Maybe I failed a requirement.The article... there must be more on it.Time for research on the potion and how it works.
>>904125>Ko keeps working on the gun. She feels the need to have something in order to defend herself incase of another alien/eldritch horror attacks and tries to do something to her like they did to Azkeroth. That... looked very painful to Ko.
>>904160Says for no real reason>Man I'm glad I don't have those wings anymore. It was just pure agony. The bleeding and the broken bones. Just suffering.
>>904211"Oooooh Kaaay... Yeah, that looked unbelievably painful. How did that potion thing go? Are you feeling ok? Not going to explode or turn purple anytime soon?" Ko asks Azkeroth.
...Any second now...
>>904234>Mostly feeling fuzzy and numb. So really anything can happen. Including nothing. I need to research the potion more.
>>904125Keep doing the thing
>>904140OH HE IS SO FUCKING READY>Level Up!>New Perk: Buff - You gain a +1 to all melee attacks.>>904141>>904211>>904234>>904251As Azkeroth begins to research, he feels his chest get heavier as the fuzzy feeling begins to go towards his...oh...oh. OH.>Level...Up...I guess?>New Gender: Female>>904160Ko keeps using that stapler... (3/5)>>904263The thing gets done.>Theatre Grade: C+
>>904313GET MORE FIT
>>904313I'M ACTING! (more acting)
Rolled 8 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>904313>Interesting I wonder if it has affected my brains chemistry.R&D my own shapeshifting potionIdeally it also lets me change my gender.
>>904313>Ko keeps working on the Stapler Gun before looking back towards Azkeroth. She doesn't notice much of a change as whatever effects the potion had are not all that noticeable under a hoodie. She goes back to working on her Gun.
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>903904BEG FOR THOSE DESKS AND CHAIRS
>>904369HAVE MY CULTISTS PICK THEM UP AND FORTIFY THE ROOFS
>>904313Also rewrite down the ingredients
>>904313Eat ice cream sad and alone
>>904326NIGGA PLEASE (1/5)>>904330Glom was only pretending to be retarded. (Theatre, 1/4 until B-)>>904364Azkerina seems to find that there is no real mark on shapeshifting in any of these books. Well, that sucks.>>904367Ko keeps working... (4/5)>>904369>>904373Schist finally gets five more of each, so he uses 8 desks and 8 chairs to build a nice, secure wall for his base.>Cult of OP's Base: Small | Secure>Cult of OP Members: 10/15>>904375Azkerina can now make the potion in 2 turns.>>904379Nous is a sad man.Speaking of sad, the quest is paused! Expect slow posting for the next 5 days.
>>904475'TWAS MERELY A JEST!ACT!
Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>904475Time to make another one.(And give it to ko to get my husbando)
Rolled 16 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>904475>RECRUIT OAWHAOWDHOWADAOD>HAVE NORMAN STEAL BARON's KEY.
>>904475>Ko continues to work on her Staple Gun. Enjoying her friends existences.
>>904516>Innocent whistling intensifies
>>904526"Hm? What? Oh. You made another potion! That is good news, but why are you giving it to me?"She asks Azkerina questioningly.
Rolled 20 (1d20)
Rolled 16 (1d20)
>>904573>I feel like it helped me pass an arbitrary threshold for character growth. Wanna try?
Rolled 14 (1d20)And a fuck you
>>904607"Really? You sound a little funny. Did this potion make your voice higher? Oh! Does it mimic the properties of helium and make your voice all funny? That is really cool!"
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>904475Channel my sadness to make a really depressing poem
>>904778>I know right? I feel warm too. It's really pleasant. You should try it. This should I call it a level up?
>>904792>Ko takes the potion from Azkerina, "Ok then, I'll drink it right after I am done working on this gun so I can focus on making funny voices like the voice of that bear from that one anime about murder mysteries." She says as she sets it down next to her work-in-progress gun.
>>904475>Continue studying language
>>904490Changing action. Scratch the part where I want Norman to steal Baron's key.
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>904475> Because of intense studies, just now notice what has happened.Roll for identifying what exactly happened to Az.> (If successfull, give the dirtiest, loudest laught you can give ( 1 breathing-in pause inbetween the laugthing, to turn a laughter into schadenfreude-laughter, by laughting even harder after making the pause.)> Then instantly stop laughting. )Either way, walk up to them and slap the hoe (bro?), grab them by their shoulders, and start talking:> Why? Why would you do that? What the fuck is the matter with you? When will you learn? When will you learn that your actions have consequences?> cue sigh> As every scientist knows, we don't maddle with things we don't know. You should try your "potions" on animals, like mice or something other, first.(If unsuccessfull, add one phrase:> Imagine what it could have done to you. It could have made your "thing" rot off. Not a loss in my book, but anyways...)> Your irresponsible behaviour will not be tolerated in the savehouse of the science-club, so learn responsibility! It's for your own good!> ( and by that, claim science labs as HQ of the science-club.)Turn to Ko next> As for you, you should know better than that! Drinking weird shit like that is not a smart move!( If the roll was successfull:> Especially a potion like that! I will not allow it!> cue nosebleed(Homuhomu intensified))(Unsuccessfull? Add:> Wait, wasn't he taller before?)Also> Apologise to Nous... "things"... had happened...> studies?
>>905346>Wait we have animals in here? And why do I sense air quotes. I didn't intend the demon summoning.>>904837>Wait don't drink that. Past ten seconds the potion decays and becomes useless. Just dispose of it.
>>905346......> Aleera takes out her smartphone, it appears as if she got a message from someone.> Her face turns into a blank stare, a tear running down her chin.> She takes out her lunch, a pen and some paper, and begins writing something down.> Once she finished, she turns towards the two with her.> Her face turns into a smile of a person who knows they will soon die, but have finished with everything they had left to do.Well... there are other classes to attend to...I suppose... I will see you around...See you l... later, ok?> She turns around, and leaves the room, but not quick enough to hold it in any longer.> She begins to sob, starting to run, having left behind her lunch and the sheet of paper.> The "letter" states:I am sorry for leaving you.Something came up which is a more pressing concern than finishing my studies.I hope that Ko will turn out be a great leader, this school is nothing for those who cannot handle it.And everyone else, I will miss them deeply.I'm not sure how long I will be gone, I don't even know if I will ever return, but I hope that I will, this school and it's people...I will miss them.Do not try to find me, it's for the better you don't concern yourself with me.I wish we could talk about this in more detail... or at all, but time is not with me on this one.Yes, I left my lunch, you can have it if you want.I hope to see you all again, but that I cannot be sure of.I will hold you all dear in my heart, and I hope you do the same, especially you Ko.I'm sorry. - AleeraIf anyone tries to search for her, she has already left the school, and you will not find her.OOC: I got some stuff to attend to, and I'm really not sure how long it will take. In the worst case, it will not be for another half a year. (heh)Just wanted to give you guys a heads up, and retire my character in a proper way (for now, we will see if she returns).See you guys around... someday in the future I suppose.
>>904475>Eat Aleera's leftover lunch and wish for her safe return.
>>906272Can you leave your character here so I can kill her? I need to kill two more players for my next PvP perk. It was cool /qst/ing with you. Godspeed. :)
>>906272>Goodbye Aleera. May fortune favor you.>Raises fist into the air out of respect internally.
>>904482Glimmer is acting! Yes! (Theatre, 2/4 until B-)>>904486Azkeroth swiftly makes the same potion and gives it to Ko.>>904490Schist recruits two more people.>Cult of OP Members: 12/15>>904497F I T (2/5)>>904516Ko makes a Staple Pistol.>Staple Pistol - Suitable for Class III paper.>>904618Harvey keeps going. (So. History, 2/4 until C+)>>904789Nous can't even make a good poem about this. This is just straight up, no kek, no philosophy sad. A tub of half-melted ice cream is sitting next to you in the dark...>>904881Blacker Baron keeps at it. (Language, 3/4 until B+)>>905346>>906272Aleera laughs so hard, she becomes catatonic.Press F to Pay Respects>>906348Blacker Baron eats the lunch. Tasty.
>>907162>Continue studying language
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>907162F>Begin construction of a 'Alchemy Kit' using a beakers, vials, tubes, funnels and such to shorten the process of making potions, drinks, etc.
>>907162>Ko puts the Gender swapping potion away in her bookbag, thinking that she could just use it to water plants or something else that she could do with useless liquids. She is a little disappointed that a potion would only have the shelf life of about 15 seconds, but what could she do? She puts on her bag, takes the letter Aleera left her, and goes off to Math to study.
Rolled 2 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>907162Recruit.>F
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>907162Press "F"
>>893842Run to the gym
>>907162no stopping now
>>907169Blacker Baron just keeps going!>Language Grade: B+>>907171Glimmer acts harder. (Theatre, 3/4 until B-)>>907190Azkerina begins to go into alchemy... (1/10)>>907210Ko decides to keep the potion and goes to Math class.>>907215Schist fails to recruit anyone new.>>908468Nous feels a bad feel.>>908543Steve goes to the Gym, a minigame arena based off of your skill (and luck)!-Basketball-Football (Experimental)-Dodgeball-Sharks and Minnows>>908735Who are you?
>>907308Jack is MOTHERFUCKING CUNT LICKING SHITPOST MASTERING PUSSY DESTROYING FIIIIIIIIT (3/5)
>>909722>>909706WORK OUT, CUNT
>>909706>Ko studies Math for the moment.
Rolled 13 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>909706AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>909706>Continue construction. Refine schematics as necessary
>>909714Glimmer is an actor.>Theatre Grade: B->Level Up!>New Perk: To B or Not to B - As an all-around class and perk, you will gain a +1 to intimidation, a +1 to speech/barter rolls, and a solid +2 to seduction or influence.>>909716Blacker Baron studies harder... (Language, 1/4 until A-)>>909733Ko studies Math... (F. Math, 1/3 until C+)>>909736Schist, by screaming, manages to recruit three more people.>Cult of OP Members: 15/15>Your base can now be upgraded!>>909754Azkerina keeps building... (2/10)>>909731GROOVY BABY (4/5)
>>909879>Ko continues to study math. Math was always the hardest out of all the classes to her. But, she can still handle it. She want to make her dad proud of her after all.
>>909879>Send cultists back to the roof>Take off that bullies short that Ive had all this time. Usey.normal appearance as a disguise so I dont look like "Schist the Cultmaster of the Cult of OP".>Approach the lightd dude and pay off the 40
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>909879>No no no. Putting the tubing there could cause combustion of the entire kit when making more incendiary potions. I'll have to alter the schematic.Continue construction
>>909879go to band
>>909879Go to band
>>909879Go to the Pit.
>>910327Shut up, faggot.
>>910334shut up im a moderator on 4chan
>>910351I will adorn your forehead with your own balls.
>>909879>Continue studying language
>>909884Ko keeps studying. (F. Math, 2/3 until C+)>>909893Schist disguises himself and pays off the Legion of Light. The weary senior smiles.>"You've done good today, young one. Enjoy your rooftop."He winks at you and counts his cash.>>909896Azkerina sets all the tubes in place... (3/10)>>909906Glim is a drama queen...at least, in the practices. (Theatre, 1/4 until B)>>909910OH FUUUUUCK>Level Up!>New Perk: Mountain of Muscles - Your fit gains have grown to be stronger than most could think, with a +2 to all melee rolls.>>910034Steve decides to play Basketball. (See the bottom of the post.)>>910155>>910189>>910315>>910327>>910351When questing goes too far.>>910308Nous goes to the pit. It appears he can sign up to fight people, or just watch the matches.>>910414Okay. (Language, 2/4 until A-)>>911404...But...you're already playing Basketball.-Basketball-There will be 5-7 people on each team, depending on which mode you're playing on. For this tutorial, we'll be playing with 5. NPCs will be assigned to Offense/Defense, but the player can do as he pleases. As the game progresses, defensive players will try to steal the ball and block shots; offensive players try to get to the other side and steal the ball. Different distance shots will have different difficulties. The game will only last 10 turns, and the team with the most points by the end wins.Red: Steve, 4 FreshmenBlue: 5 FreshmenThe ball is thrown in the air!
Rolled 5 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>912755Run to the science classroom, and with my muscles, slam the door closed, and keep it that way.
>>912755Hey keep acting yo.
>>912755Sign up for a fight. I have nothing to lose.
>>912755>Okay so the schematic is good for now. I just need to continue construction. Time to get to work!Continue construction
>>912755>Ko needs to keep studying
>>912784Jack panics and throws the Science door closed.>>912791Glimmer keeps acting. (Theatre, 2/4 until B)>>912792Nous signs into fighting in The Pit.>Pit Rank: 100Whenever you need to fight, enter the Pit itself. The battle will never time out or leave you if you go do other things.>>912794Azkerina finishes placing the pipes... (4/10)>>912807Ko does math.>Freshman Math Grade: C+
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>913138Ask the teacher for some desks.
>>913138>continue studying language
>>913138>Ko continues to study more.
>>912755>Approach the Steel Order nervous and meek like a new recruit
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>913138Enter The Pit.
>>913138>Now for the vials and beakers. This is coming along well.Continue construction
>>913149Jack finds himself surrounded in desks.>>913170Blacker Baron studies. (Language, 2/4 until A-)>>913176Glimmer keeps going at it. (Theatre, 3/4 until B)>>913205Ko is a working machine. (F. Math, 1/3 until B-)>>913227Schist walks up the Steel Order Guard, but he's immediately suspicious.>"Who are you, exactly?">>913230Nous enters the pit and finds his opponent; a weak son of a bitch that should be relatively east to take out.>>913233Azkerina begins to form a sort of transferring... (5/10)-The Pit-(#100) Nous vs. (#99) JoeJoe is guarding.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>913481Barracide the door with a shit ton of desks for, um, safety.
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>913481削除
>>913481>Studdy more Ko, go go!