Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>846519
They would probably have dirty, unwashed neckbeards and are overweight. Also dying their hair could be another giveaway

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>846519
They also probably wear shit with anthro morphic animals on it.
Fucking degenerates

You guys have described literally an average furfag. Good job.

Critical Failure!

>Use a nat 20! (2 Free ones!)
>Use Barbaric to search barbarically!
>Take the failure!

>>846585
Use barbaric.
May khorne guide us

>>846585
Barbaric

Barbaric time anons.

Roll me a 1d20.
Additional +2 if you can intimidate furfags into telling you where the most fucked up one is, additional +2 if you can do it in all caps, additional +2 if you can do something intimidating, such as punching or flexing. Or getting Chrysoula to hold them up.

Rolled 19 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>846623
Grab a fags and start squatting him
>IF YOU FAGGOTS DON'T TELL ME WHERE THE FURFAGS ARE YOU'LL END UP LIKE THIS SHIT.
Then throw the guy we're squatting onto the grand.

>>846641
Squatting him?
I'm not autistic, am I? Because for some reason I just imagine Ren putting someone on the ground and doing a slav squat over him.

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>>846648
No I mean something like pic related
And OP your always autistic

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>846623
Shake them violently

>>846662
You rush up to a furfag, grabbing him and holding him over your head.

"IF YOU FAGGOTS DON'T FUCKING TELL ME WHERE THE FURFAGS ARE YOU'LL END UP LIKE THIS PIECE OF SHIT!" You snarl heavily, and throw him onto the ground, hurting him and he curls up in pain. The furfags just seem really confused.

"W-what? Why did yo-"

You grab another person and throw him onto the ground.

"WHERE ARE THE STRANGEST FAGGOTS HERE!"

"T-there's that strange guy in the back asking people if they want to come with him or something, alright?" says a girl in a furry fox outfit. You thank her begrudgingly, and go to find this furfag.
Chrysoula also comes with you...

Roll me a 1d20+2 anons. High is bad, and lower is prioritized. Additional -3 if you can blend in after doing that.

Rolled 19 - 1 (1d20 - 1)

>>846694
Casually and sneakily into a half dragon

Rolled 18 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>846694
>A girl in a fox outfit.
Weren't we searching for a foxkin waifu for flames?

Anyways let's pull Chrysoula closer to us.
We can be a furry by association or some shit.
Should make us less suspicious

Rolled 7 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

>>846694
Begin furiously making out with Chrysoula, after whispering in her ear to go to the back.

7-1=6

You casually and sneakily shapeshift into a half dragon, and pull Chrysoula closer to you... You begin to furiously make out, and you feel something following you just stop... At least for now...

"Come on, let's go in the back..."

"Sure..."
The two of you make out for a bit longer, when a fat neckbeard comes over and takes a photo of the two of you making out.

You look at him, disgusted, as the furfag looks down into his camera. He's overweight, and clearly a beta virgin nerd.

"T-this is going in my fanfiction, oni-san! Can you make out more please?"

Chrysoula laughs a little bit, either confused to the point of "I don't even" or just because of the absurdity of what he just said.

Actions

>...I can do one more better then that. Try to tumble Chrysoula in broad daylight.
>...Punch the beta-virgin anime faggot for this shit.
>...Ignore him and make out more. This is a great way to avoid suspicion.
>...Bodyslam the furfag.
>Tell Chrysoula that he's going to go home and fap to her. Maybe that might piss her off. You want to see a beta-virgin nerd get fucking slam-dunked by Chrysoula.
>Just sigh and leave. This isn't worth it.
>Write-In

>>846759
>...Ignore him and make out more. This is a great way to avoid suspicion.

>>846759
>...Bodyslam the furfag.
It might be the daemonette!

Waiting ten more minutes anons.

>>846759
>Tell Chrysoula that he's going to go home and fap to her. Maybe that might piss her off. You want to see a beta-virgin nerd get fucking slam-dunked by Chrysoula.
EDQ:39 Beta basketball edition.

"Chrysoula, that nerd is going home to fap to you, we need to stop that, do you understand?"

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if she cares or not. Additional +2 if you can get her to think that's bad.
and after this you'll bodyslam the furfag.

Rolled 13 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>846861
Flames wouldn't like it. Reason provided.

Rolled 17 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>846861
>>846876
This is sufficient reason also we wouldn't like it either. If they called to our waifu

>>846892
>Called
Meant fapped

17+6=23

Good Success!

"...Good point. I might not see why that's wrong, but I see that you don't like it."

"Yeah, so could you dispose of him?"

"Sure."

She leans over, and grabs the panicking beta-virgin nerd.

Actions

>Tell her to take care of him. Permanently. As in kill him.
>Just let her do what she does best. Coming up with creative punching solutions.
>Try to get her to just knock him out.
>...Tell her to beat the shit out of him. But don't kill him.
>Write-In

Question anons... When the hell did Chrysoula become a waifu or liked in your eyes?

>>846906
>Try to get her to just knock him out.
She's the right mix of stronk and shy and adorable.

She's stronker then us in our human form and we can still be alpha as always.
Also no anger issues.

>>846906
>Try to get her to just knock him out.

I never particularly liked Chrysoula. She's a good backup character though.

Until you tell her that she's weak/a pussy.

"Just knock him out, ok?"

Chrysoula prepares to knock him out, and headbutts him, knocking him out. She gently puts her on the floor.

"Good. Now, come on."

"Yeah... Alright."

You head to the back... And see a rather... Strange sight. A large half-dragon, with an enormous stomach... And has quite a few scars... And is in the middle of putting on a purple wolfsuit, not to mention he smells like marijuana.

Something tells you that this is the cultist your looking for.

Actions

>Go up to him, and ask him questions?
>...Chrysoula, you go up behind him, and I'll go in front of him. If he tries anything, we'll grab him and force him on the ground.
>...Rush him and tackle him on the ground!
>Tell Chrysoula to beat the shit out of him. It's fun when she does that.
>Rush up to him. You need to one up Chrysoula in the "beat the shit out of furfags" department.
>Write-in

>>846973
>Go up to him, and ask him questions?


Please just be a random civilian, please don't be a survivor of the Constantinople attack...

>>846973
>Go up to him, and ask him questions?

You go up to him, and decide to ask him questions...

"Excuse me, but are you a survivor of Constantinople?"

"No? Why are you asking?"

"Just curious. A soldier at all?"

"Nah. My parents paid for me to stay out of the army."

Actions

>Ask him more questions!
>Punch him in the fucking mouth!
>...Do you have any of the "good stuff?"
>Hey, do you worship Slaanesh?
>I already fucking hate you. You give a bad name to nerds everywhere.
>...Hey, just a question... Have you read these books before? (Show him your anime books! That'll verify that you too are a beta nerd!)
>Ask him a specific question? (Specify!)
>Write-In

>>847031
>Ask him more questions!

>Ask him a specific question? (Specify!)

"Me and my girlfriend were wondering if there was anything a little more...fun around here. You wouldn't happen to know of anything would you?"

>>847031
>...Do you have any of the "good stuff?"
I feel disgusted just quoting that.

>>847031
>Ask him more questions!

He's a fucking draft dodger! Because of people like him we're low on manpower and now women are being forced to fight our wars. We have to punish him.

"Me and my girlfriend were wondering if there was anything more... Fun around here. You wouldn't happen to know of anything, would you?"

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if he'll tell you. Additional +3 if you hint at liking what the cult likes.

Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>847073

Rolled 19 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>847073
Digestion and consumption is so... fascinating...just can't? look away.

We should also ban Vore.

>>847115
Wait! If we ban vore it'll just make things harder control. Lets just legalize cannibalism and have the government regulate it.

>>847151
Is that a rip on how we legalized homosexuality to regulate it?
Because now we can find out where all the gays are and cure homosexuality.

>>847157
No it isn't. On a side note lets legalize chaos and slaanesh worship. That way we'll know exactly where all of them are and we can give them all an injection to cure chaos.

19+7=26

"You know... Digestion and consumption is so fascinating... Just can't look away."

He seems slightly disgusted.

"Erh, you'd be looking for that weird group... I forget the name, but they're in somesort of church outside of town. Weird guys, purple robes, that sort of thing."

"Wait, you aren't a part of it?"

He sighs.

"...If your wondering why I'm here, I just broke up with my lycanthrope girlfriend two months ago. I heard she was here with her new boyfriend and now I'm trying to win her back, for God's sake I even got my parents to pay for me to get out of the draft so I could win her back."

"...How does the purple wolf suit come into play?"

"...She said she would if I went around this place wearing it... Fuck, I already don't want to do this."

Actions

>...Hey, anything to win the girl you want, right?
>...It's wrong to abandon your nation for a woman.
>...I think she just wants you to embarrass yourself, honestly.
>She already moved on. So should you.
>...I erh... How did you hear about the cult?
>So you got to be this miserable wreck of a half-dragon because of a girl? Explains a lot, actually.
>Leave him, you can just do something else.
>...Mind if I ask why she broke up with you?
>Punch him for not joining the army!
>Write-In

>>847151
I can't tell if your serious or not.

>>847166
>Punch him for not joining the army!
>Leave him, you can just do something else.

>>847166
>...Mind if I ask why she broke up with you?
>Trust me when I say if she loved you at all she wouldn't ask you to do dumb embarrassing shit like this.

You punch him in the face, breaking his nose!

"First, let me tell you that if she loved you at all, she wouldn't tell you to do embarrassing shit like this. Now, why did she break up with you?"

"S-she wanted an open relationship and I refused..."

Actions

>...Ha, your lucky. My wife doesn't want an open relationship. Or won't admit it.
>...She was probably cheating on your with a chad.
>Welcome to being a nerd, you'll never get laid.
>...Listen, your a young half dragon who can probably punch someone and break their nose like me. Go to a gym and exercise, work off the weight, and women will fall for you and not for a chad.
>It's your life. Leave him.
>...Sorry about breaking your nose.
>...Listen, do you want revenge on her? Because if you want, I could give you an idea.
>Write-in

>>847226
>...She was probably cheating on your with a chad.
>...Listen, your a young half dragon who can probably punch someone and break their nose like me. Go to a gym and exercise, work off the weight, and women will fall for you and not for a chad.

>>847226
>...She was probably cheating on your with a chad.
>...Listen, your a young half dragon who can probably punch someone and break their nose like me. Go to a gym and exercise, work off the weight, and women will fall for you and not for a chad.
No draconic brother should be a cucked beta.
Except flames.
Because that's his job.

>>847226
>...She was probably cheating on your with a chad.
>...Listen, your a young half dragon who can probably punch someone and break their nose like me. Go to a gym and exercise, work off the weight, and women will fall for you and not for a chad.

>Write-in
"Failing that, get rich and get all the bitches, even her probably.


Also, I only broke your nose for dogging the draft, you seem alright but I hate those not willing to serve their nation."

"Listen, she was probably cheating on you with a chad. Go to a gym, exercise, work off the weight, and you can punch someone in the nose and people will fall for you."

Roll me a 1d20+6 to inspire the youth. Additional +2 if you can do anything inspiring.

Rolled 16 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>847254
>Young men, hear an old man to whom old men hearkened when he was young.

Quote by Augustus btw

Rolled 12 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>847254
>Listen kid your a member of the draconic master race so act like it damnit.
Flex
>You see these? You can be stacked too and then people won't fuck with you either.

16+8=24

Good Success!

You begin to flex, heavily.

"Kid, your a member of the draconic master race so act like it damn it. You see these? You can be stacked too and then people won't fuck with you either."

"Well..."

"Shape up kid, and you'll get all the bitches. Now, I have a job to do..."

He thanks you and tears off the wolfsuit. He also says that the cultists seem to mostly be half-dragons and somehow lure humans and smaller races to their church, and are never really seen again, and that he was approached by them when he was going to church.

So of course, you leave the furfag place and begin to go to the church which he talked about, and he even gave you a map pinpointing where it was...

How are you going to do this?

Actions

>It seems the cult preys on half-dragons... So be a half-dragon "interested" in joining their cult. If all goes well, you'll be inside and can rescue whatever hostages are in there.
>...Call in the army to surround the church, though they do likely have hostages.
>...Crush the church as a dragon. No survivors, but at the sametime, really bad for PR.
>Knock on their door and ask to "investigate" local disappearances.
>Tell Chrysoula that she can go home now.
>Write-In

>>847335
>It seems the cult preys on half-dragons... So be a half-dragon "interested" in joining their cult. If all goes well, you'll be inside and can rescue whatever hostages are in there.

Maybe Amaya can come with us.

>>847335
>It seems the cult preys on half-dragons... So be a half-dragon "interested" in joining their cult. If all goes well, you'll be inside and can rescue whatever hostages are in there.
>Tell Chrysoula that she can go home now.

You tell Chrysoula she can go home now, and you decide to take Amaya with you to the church... Amaya hands you a handgun, a 1911 pistol, to be precise in case bad shit happens.

You pull up to the front door and knock on it... Amaya seems nervous, and well... Not very calm.

Roll me a 1d20+2 for how well this goes. Additional +3 if you can do a good greeting and why you want to join the cult. Additional +2 if you can calm down Amaya.

Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>847363
Tell Amaya that she needs to keep calm so we can cleanse the heretics in one fell swoop.
Plus if we catch any alive she can burn them on a pyre

Rolled 12 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>847363

Allowing samefagging if you can calm Amaya down!

Rolled 7 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>847410

Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>847363
"Amaya, the people we are going to be dealing with will almost certainly have never seen combat. We on the other hand have the advantage of training, surprise and preparation.

However if you continue to look... uncomfortable they will know something is wrong. Try to remain neutral emotionally if nothing else."

12+4=16

Borderline Failure!

"Come on Amaya. The people we're dealing with have never seen combat, and we have the advantage of training, surprise, and preparation. Just try not to look nervous, ok?"

"Just preparing for the horrors on the other side."

"Yeah."

"Ren?"

"What?"

She kisses you on the cheek... Which catches you off guard.

"This is in case we don't make it out of here alive."

"...Always this nervous?"

"...I just have bad experiences going undercover..."

"Ah."

"...Don't tell anyone that the head of the Inquisition gets this nervous, nervous enough to kiss a stranger like in one of those cheap romantic films."

Actions

>Oh, don't worry, I'll make sure to tell everyone that you get the shakes when your doing your job.
>It's natural to be nervous. This is your first time going up against Chaos before.
>...Hey, come on. Don't talk like we're going to get killed or worse.
>...Wait a minute... Your the Daemonette, aren't you!
>Kiss her back?
>Can you stop doing that? Just because we tumbled that one time you think we have a sort of relationship.
>Write-In

>>847481
>It's natural to be nervous. This is your first time going up against Chaos before.

>>847481
>It's natural to be nervous. This is your first time going up against Chaos before.

"It's natural to be nervous. This is your first time going up against Chaos before."

"Yeah..."

The slit opens to a nervous looking human.

"Who goes there?"

"Erh..."

Something about his eyes just... Seem off. Like he's not fully there.

Actions

>We're new members of the cult.
>...Is there a password?
>Call me Ren. This is Maya.
>We're here to bust you out, open the door!
>Write-In

>>847544
>We're new members of the cult.

He's probably high or something

"We're new members of the cult."

"O-oh, yes. Well, come on in."

No password. Huh.

You go inside... And you can practically feel the degeneracy. The human tells you to go to the basement "where the fun is" or talk to the cult's master...

Actions

>...Head to the basement. You can free the hostages down there.
>Now that your inside... Pull out your gun!
>Head to where the cult master is!
>Write-In

>>847583
>>...Head to the basement. You can free the hostages down there.

>>847583
>...Head to the basement. You can free the hostages down there.


We should create a task force to deal with these cults...

You head down to the basement... And hear degeneracy.

Roll me a 1d20+6 to see if your traumatized. High is bad, and lower is is prioritized. Additional -3 if you can think happy thoughts.

Rolled 9 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>847655
Think about all the gold coins we could have.

Rolled 17 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>847655
Think of lakes of butter and buttery rain

Allowing samefagging for more happy thoughts.

Rolled 6 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>847697
Think about actual real scales on people.

6-3=3

Great Success!

You think about lakes of butter, gold coins, turning humans into half dragons... You really need more hobbies...
Around you, all sorts of degeneracy is going on, with more then one obese half-dragon with moving stomachs and screams and yelling coming from them, beneath large fursuits of various animals, or enthralled humans looking at you terrified... Amaya herself is a little appaled and tries to avoid eye contact, and you hear the sound of whipping and yelling... God, this is a special layer of hell if there ever was one.

HEY, WHAT'S UP? ANYTHING HAPPENING? Khorne says.
Really. Fucking right now...

Actions

>Talk to Khorne to distract yourself from the degeneracy!
>Ignore him! Your kind of busy right now!
>...Hey, Flames. That obese half-dragon on the left reminds me of you.
>Khorne, do you have any way to protect me against the degeneracy I'm in right here and right now?
>Write-In

>>847732
>Talk to Khorne to distract yourself from the degeneracy!
>Khorne, do you have any way to protect me against the degeneracy I'm in right here and right now?

>>847737
This

Khorne! Hey, nice to see you... Do you have any way to protect me from the degeneracy I'm in right now?

DEGENERACY? WHERE ARE YO- OH MY FUCKING HOLY SHIT ON A FUCKING FLAMING AXE WHY THE FUC-

Yeah, it's bad. Can you help?

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU THERE? I CAN THROW YOU IN A BERSERK RAGE TO KILL ALL THESE FAGGOTS.

Actions

>That's not helping.
>...I need that, please give me that.
>...Any magical protection? Please?
>Can you send Blondi or a daemon down here to help?
>Hey, if you want I can sacrifice these Slaaneshians to you.
>Write-In

>>847766
>A Slaanesh daemonette slip through your barrier and seems to be involved in this Slaaneshi cult. I need to send her back to the warp then I can slaughter all these faggots.

Well, A Slaaneshi Daemonette slipped through your barrier and is involved in this cult. I need to send her back to the warp then I can slaughter all these faggots.

HM... RIGHT. AND YOU WANT MY HELP.

Yep.

...WELL, I'M A LITTLE BUSY RIGHT NOW... AND I'M SORT OF TRYING TO GET SOME SOULS FROM SOME AFRICANS. I MAY BE WILLING TO HELP IF, AND ONLY IF YOU GIVE ME ONE THING.

What?

FIRST, I'D LIKE MY KHORNATE CULT TO BE A LITTLE MORE STRONG. IT'S RATHER SMALL RIGHT NOW. ALSO, MAYBE SOME SACRIFICES WOULD BE NICE. JUST SAYING.

Oh... And what will you give me in exchange?

I'LL UPGRADE YOUR BERSERK RAGES... ALLOWING YOU TO SEE CHAOS WORSHIPERS AND HIDDEN DAEMONS.

Really?

YEAH. BY THE WAY, SINCE WE'RE FUCKING FRIENDS, I'M BLOCKING OUT SLAANESH'S TEMPTATIONS.

...Temptations?

YEAH. SHE/HE'S TRYING TO DRAW YOUR ATTENTION TO THE FAGGOTS NEAR YOU, AND SLOWLY CORRUPT YOU. SO DON'T FUCKING LOOK, AND IF YOU HEAR VOICES IN YOUR HEAD, DON'T LISTEN. I CAN'T BLOCK ALL OF IT OUT.

Actions

>...So if you upgrade my berserk frenzy, will there be any side effects?
>Thanks Khorne. I don't want to get a awkward boner or something. That'd be fucking weird.
>Do you know who the Daemonette is?
>I promise I'll get you some more souls and a bigger cult in exchange for that upgrade.
>Your powerful already... I'm not getting you any souls.
>Can you put that mental shield over Amaya too?
>Your in Africa genociding tribes for souls?
>Write-In

>>847845
>I promise I'll get you some more souls and a bigger cult in exchange for that upgrade.
That upgrade just sounds so good.

>>847845
>I promise I'll get you some more souls and a bigger cult in exchange for that upgrade.
>...So if you upgrade my berserk frenzy, will there be any side effects?
>Can you put that mental shield over Amaya too?

>>847845
>I promise I'll get you some more souls and a bigger cult in exchange for that upgrade.
>...So if you upgrade my berserk frenzy, will there be any side effects?
>Can you put that mental shield over Amaya too?

I promise I'll get you some more souls and a bigger cult. And if you upgrade my berserk frenzy, will there be any side effects?

[redHOLD ON... ERH, JUST ONE.

What?

WELL... YOU MAY SUFFER A CHAOS MUTATION. YOU ARE AWFULLY HIGH UP IN CHAOS ENERGY.[/red

Oh.

SERIOUSLY, I MEAN IT'S TO A POINT WHERE YOUR KIDS ARE STARTING TO HAVE SLIGHT CHAOS CORRUPTION. LIKE RENEXIZIA.

Oh... That's a lot?

THAT'S A FUCKTON, ACTUALLY. LUCKILY IT MEANS YOUR KIDS LEAN TOWARDS ME RATHER THEN ANY OTHER GODS... SHIT, I FORGOT TO MENTION THE MAJOR DRAWBACK. WELL, ESSENTIALLY YOU'LL NEED TO GO BERSERK ON SOMETHING ONCE IN A WHILE... THINK ONCE A WEEK, AND PUNCH THE SHIT OUT OF IT. OTHERWISE IT JUST BUILDS UP.

So repressed anger issues?

YEAH. JUST HAVE SOMETHING TO PUNCH AT HOME.

Actions

>Well, that's fine.
>...How high in the chaos corruption am I?
>I really, really don't want any more mutations... Chaos is kind of bad, you know.
>No. I'm not getting angry once a week just to see daemons.
>Wait... Renexizia's behavior is influenced by Chaos?
>So... When should I get concerned about my chaos ratings?
>...Can you not influence the kids I have?
>Hey, just a question... How's you changing your belief model? I thought you said you would try to be a little less barbaric.
>Any suggestion for things I need to kill?
>Write-in

>>847934
That explains why Renexizia said that chant now.
>Wait... Renexizia's behavior is influenced by Chaos?
>...How high in the chaos corruption am I?
>So... When should I get concerned about my chaos ratings?
>Well, that's fine.

>>847934
>...How high in the chaos corruption am I?
>I really, really don't want any more mutations... Chaos is kind of bad, you know.
>Wait... Renexizia's behavior is influenced by Chaos?

Time to perform a exorcism on Renexizia? We all knew there was something wrong with her.

>>847934
>Hey, just a question... How's you changing your belief model? I thought you said you would try to be a little less barbaric.
>So... When should I get concerned about my chaos ratings?

>No. I'm not getting angry once a week just to see daemons.

Wait... So Renexizia's behavior is influenced by Chaos?

YEAH. HER THING FOR DESTROYING THINGS IS SORT OF FROM ME. I'M SO PROUD. WELL, NOT REALLY. IF SHE WAS CLAIMING SKULLS, I'D BE A FINE FAMILY TRADITION FROM YOU FUCKING DRAGONS... JUST SAYING.

Goddamn it...

...WHAT'S WRONG WITH WANTING TO DESTROY SHIT?

You just sigh. Goddamn it Khorne. Goddamn it.

...Well, how high in Chaos Corruption am I?

WELL... I'D SAY THAT YOUR ABOUT... WELL, THREE CHAOS MUTATIONS AWAY FROM CHANTING MY NAME WHEN YOU RUN INTO BATTLE, AND HAVING A HABIT OF TWITCHING. SO BASICALLY THREE MUTATIONS AWAY FROM BECOMING ONE OF MY BEST BERSERKERS.

Oh... Erh.... Well...

HEY, COME ON. YOU'D BE A GREAT BESERKER.

Why don't we talk about something else? Did you change your belief model yet?

A LITTLE. NOW PEOPLE DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE TO GET SKULLS, JUST LIT A BONFIRE, SAY A FUCKTON OF SWEAR FUCKING WORDS, WISH ETERNAL PAIN AND SUFFERING TO MY FUCKING CUNTS OF ENEMIES, AND FINISH WITH SAYING "KHORNE IS FUCKING AWESOME", THEN PUNCHING THE NEAREST PERSON. OH, AND WE'RE ACTUALLY INCORPORATING GUNS NOW, GOTTA ADMIT THAT IT'S RATHER EFFICIENT, JUST TRYING TO FIND TIME T-

You hear a bark on the other side.

OH, AND YOUR JUGGERNAUT SAYS HI.

You can hear him talk?

WELL, YEAH.

Cool.

HE KIND OF WANTS TO BE LET OUT MORE OFTEN, APPARENTLY.

Actions

>I let him out all the time though...
>So... I guess your making worshiping you a lot less... Murdery.
>Can you stop influencing my daughter?
>Tell Blondi I said hi.
>...Can I make Blondi more powerful?
>I'm not taking any more mutations...
>I'm not taking the berserk sight.
>So... If I have children in the future, how exactly will they be chaos wise? Like, will they come out of the egg worshiping you or anything like that?
>I promise I'll get you some skulls and followers, ok? But no mutation or anything like that.
>I promise I'll get you more skulls and shit, I'll also take that daemonic sight.
>Write-In

>>848020
>Tell Blondi I said hi.
>I'm not taking any more mutations...

>>848020
>Can you stop influencing my daughter?
It's not good for our wallet.

>>848020
>I let him out all the time though...
>Tell Blondi I said hi.
>...Can I make Blondi more powerful?

>I promise I'll get you some skulls and followers, ok? But no mutation or anything like that.

Can you stop influencing my daughter?

LISTEN, I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT THAT. BESIDES, IT'S KIND OF ADORABLE.

...It's not good for my wallet, ok?

WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR WALLET? JUST BEAT UP WHOEVER'S IN CHARGE OF BUILDING UNTIL THEY BUILD IT FOR YOU.

Gee. Thanks.

YEAH, NO PROBLEM.

Well... I'm not taking any more mutations.

COMES WITH THE TERRITORY. WANT TO SEE IF SOMEONE WORSHIPS CHAOS OR SECRETLY A DAEMON, YOU GET THAT MUTATION.

But... How about this, I promise to expand your cult and get you some skulls, ok? No mutations though.

WAIT... REALLY? Khorne's voice goes from... Well, anger filled to... Curiosity? Still slightly angry though.

Well... Just tell Blondi I said hi, and can you make him more powerful?

ERH... I MEAN... SURE? JUST TAKE HIM FOR A WALK, HAVE HIM DO GENERAL KHORNATE THINGS, AND I'LL SEE ABOUT MAKING HIM STRONGER FOR YOU... BUT SERIOUSLY, YOU DON'T WANT POWER OR ANYTHING?

Well, your mutations suck, no offense.

I'M JUST... I'M REALLY CONFUSED RIGHT NOW. YOUR COMPLETELY WILLING TO GIVE ME FOLLOWERS AND SKULLS IN EXCHANGE FOR... NOTHING?[/red

Actions

>Well, yeah. We're friends. Great friends.
>What, do people not do this to you?
>Of course I would, we're best friends basically. You just need to ask.
>...Well, I'd still like that daemonic sight.
>It's just because we get along decently.
>...What, did you think I was using you for personal gain or something?
>You help me out a lot, don't generally fuck me over, and if you do your usually sorry about it, and we get along well.
>...Don't have any actual friends, do you?
>Write-in

>>848099
>It's just because we get along decently.
We should end the conversation right now. We're still in the middle of a Slaaneshi cult with a daemon after us so having a seizure isn't a good thing right now.

>>848099
>...What, did you think I was using you for personal gain or something?
>Well, yeah. We're friends. Great friends.
>You help me out a lot, don't generally fuck me over, and if you do your usually sorry about it, and we get along well.
>...Don't have any actual friends, do you?

Well... We're great friends, you help me out a lot, don't fuck me over that much and if you do you usually make it up to me... Wait, did you think I was using you for personal gain?

WELL... A LITTLE, HONESTLY.

Oh. Well, I don't. I don't really seek power from you at all, really.

THAT'S... WELL, THAT'S A DIFFERENCE.

Yeah. Don't have many friends, do you?

WELL, I MEAN, IF THIS IS FRIENDSHIP. I GUESS NOT. WELL... THANKS, I GUESS.

Hey, is uh... Am I having a seizure or anything right now?

TIME'S PAUSED WHEN I TALK TO YOU. SO DON'T WORRY.

Ah.

Actions

>To be frank though, your a terrible friend.
>How many souls do you want anyways?
>...Hey, if you want, you can get in my head with Flames, Fenrir, and Solaire again. It's fun with you around.
>You did help me get along with my son, Viktorious again.
>It's only because we team up to call Flames a furfag.
>...Let's stop talking, I have furfags to vanquish.
>Well, your great at parties...
>Write-In
>Write-In

>>848154
>...Let's stop talking, I have furfags to vanquish.

>>848171
This.

Let's stop talking. I have furfags to vanquish.

YEAH. GOOD LUCK... IF YOU UH, NEED ANYTHING. JUST ASK.

You return to reality, avoiding the fat and large half-dragons...

"Hey, Ren?"

"Yeah?"

"...What's the plan? I really don't want to be here."

Actions

>...Let's find a safe place first.
>Let's summon Blondi... He'll be useful.
>Let's find where the prisoners are.
>...Relax Amaya. You aren't getting eaten or whipped on my watch...
>...These half-dragons make me sick. Disgusted, even...
>Write-In

>>848242
>...Relax Amaya. You aren't getting eaten or whipped on my watch...
>Let's find where the prisoners are.

>>848242
>...Relax Amaya. You aren't getting eaten or whipped on my watch...
>...These half-dragons make me sick. Disgusted, even...

>Write-In
"Plan is to find all the exits and entrances, figure out where they are keeping the captives and then to meet the cult head.

Then we kill them, free the captives, head for the nearest exit before getting a... cleaner to come in."

"Relax Amaya, you aren't getting eaten or whipped on my watch... These half-dragons make me sick though. Disgusted..."

You tell her the plan, and try to find where the captives are... Roll me a 1d20+2 to see if you can avoid suspicion. Additional +3 if you can try to blend in or compliment the cultist half-dragons on their eating... But a auto-success if you eat a human whole.

Rolled 5 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>848314

>>848314
Just eat a human whole
It's not like we haven't eaten humans before and we're only doing it to help khorne and maybe make it easier to kill cultists.

>>848352
I'll go with this

You go up to a human, carefully growing a little in size. and bite down and swallow the human whole. He squirms and tries to escape Amaya seems appalled however, and the half-dragons compliment you on your form... You escape suspicion, but you seem to have gotten on the bad side of Amaya... You'll address that later.

Mind if I ask why you randomly ate a human?

Seriously? What's the problem here?

Listen, I'm all for eating humans... Wait, that came out wrong. Listen, I'm ok with eating humans. But I think they're held against their will here, and we don't want Slaanesh complimenting us. That is a really bad fucking thing. So don't.

So no eating humans right now?

Fuck no. Also, because now I'm suspicious that your the... Hm...

It seems Flames has gotten suspicious of you...

Oh goddamn it, you don't think I'm seriously a Slaaneshian, do you?

No one ever said that!

I think we're all getting paranoid here. The simple matter is that... Actually... That makes some sense...

Oh fucking hell.

...So, Ren... Why exactly have you been making Frankizka a masochist?

Actions

>Oh my fucking Khorne, you guys seriously can't be thinking I'm a Slaaneshian.
>You guys are fucking retarded.
>...We do this all the time! There's no problem here!
>Listen, she likes it, and I'm ok with it! I didn't MAKE her like it.
>...If your so suspicious, why don't you take over Flames?
>We're getting paranoid here. We can't risk that right now.
>If I was a Slaaneshian, I would of popped a boner at eating someone!
>Write-in

>>848421
>I didn't do that on purpose. I think we tumbled her so much in dragon form her distinction between pain and pleasure may have gotten fucked up. Or she was just always one. I don't know which is the answer. All I know is that she's a masochist now.

>>848421
>You guys are fucking retarded.
>If I was a Slaaneshian, I would of popped a boner at eating someone!
>We're getting paranoid here. We can't risk that right now.

I didn't do that on purpose! I think we just tumbled her so much in dragon form her distinction between pain and pleasure might of gotten fucked up or she was always one! I don't know which one is the answer, all we know is that she's a maschoist now. But you guys are fucking retarded. And if I was a Slaaneshian, I would of popped a boner at eating someone! We're just getting paranoid here, and we can't risk it!

Really? Then why do you want to cuckold me so bad?

We're all lustful idiots here. But Fenrir. He's just an idiot.

You can tell that Flames is a little suspicious of you, but Solaire's isn't as suspicious.

You of course, continue walking until you get out of hear shot, and let lose a sigh... Amaya comes up beside you, slightly pissed off. But to her credit, she isn't exactly yelling or anything, probably trying to remain calm and focus on the mission... But you have a feeling she's a tad bit suspicious.

Actions

>...Try to reassure Amaya you are not a Slaaneshian!
>Come on, we're nearing the captives.
>...So, care to explain why your angry about me eating someone?
>...God, your going to hate this. Turn a corner and vomit up the human. You aren't going to the Slaaneshian's level. Hopefully the human's fine.
>Come on, dragons do this all time time...
>Write-In

>>848493
>...Try to reassure Amaya you are not a Slaaneshian!
We eat people all the time.
It doesn't help we're perpetually hungry.

>>848493
>...Try to reassure Amaya you are not a Slaaneshian!
>Come on, we're nearing the captives.
Ren has very strong Stomach acids so regurgitating him probably won't do any good. Even his bones wouldn't be whole

"Come on Amaya... I'm not a Slaaneshian."

Roll me a 1d20-2 to see if you can convince her. Additional +4 if you can provide an excuse for why you ate him and people in general, and +2 if your apologetic about it.

Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>848538
>I'm sorry eating him but would you believe me if I said I do it to keep Chaos Gods like Slaanesh from entering our dimension?

Rolled 14 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>848538
When you're a huge dragon like myself who has the stress of running a ever growing and increasingly complex empire such as myself, you have to eat a lot and that person right there presented himself as a meal. The same goes for a lot of people like communist rebels.

Rolled 15 - 2 (1d20 - 2)

>>848538

15+2=17

Borderline Failure!

"Listen, when your a huge dragon like me who has the stress of running an ever growing and increasingly complex empire such as myself, you need to eat. A lot. And that person right there and then presented himself like a meal. The same goes for a lot of people, like communist rebels."

She eyes you suspiciously... She doesn't believe you, you can tell...

"Listen, I admit eating people tastes good, but I don't make it a disgusting perversion like these people."

You can tell you aren't getting anywhere, and you just sigh... You go deeper until you reach the captives...

"So, going to eat them too?" She says sarcastically.

Actions

>Oh shut it, you.
>Why would I? They're Swedish citizens!
>Your sense of sarcasm is a little weak.
>So, going to purge these too?
>Why are you so anal about a dragon's natural habits?
>If you were me, you'd eat people too.
>Write-In

>>848758
>So, going to purge these too?

>>848758
>So, going to purge these too?
>Your sense of sarcasm is a little weak.
>Can we just save them damnit.

>>848789
This.

"So, going to purge these too? Your sense of sarcasm is a little weak... But let's just save them damn it."

You go up to their cages, and begin to pry it open... After a bit, it breaks open, and people pour out, happy, and celebrate you as their savior!

Actions

>Tell them to be quiet!
>Tell them to wait here... You don't want them to get in the crossfire.
>Tell them to charge out of here if they want freedom!
>You have an idea.. You can maybe, just maybe sneak them out of here right under the vorephiliac's noses... You'll just have to get the right attitude, claim your going to eat them or something, and you'll lead them right to the entrance, without anyone being none the wiser.
>Write-In

>>848853
>Tell them to wait here... You don't want them to get in the crossfire.
We could just turn into a dragon and bust out of here.

>>848853
>Tell them to be quiet!
>You have an idea.. You can maybe, just maybe sneak them out of here right under the vorephiliac's noses... You'll just have to get the right attitude, claim your going to eat them or something, and you'll lead them right to the entrance, without anyone being none the wiser.
We can just say we're doing kinky Vore/furry/Bondage play with Amaya.

Waiting ten more minutes.

>>848863
Your in the basement... And if the church collapses while you transform, RIP hostages.

>>848868
Switching to this

>>848946
You're point?

Ah, good. I thought for a second anons cared about human life.

You tell them to be quiet... And that you plan to sneak out of here right beneath the Slaaneshi's noses...

Roll me a 1d20-2 to if you can escape. Additional +3 for good excuses on why your taking them outside, along with a +2 if you feel like doing something romantic to Amaya to further the point that you are "getting on to this" and a +6 if you do in fact eat one of the prisoners.

Rolled 3 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>848994
>Why we're taking them outside
We're into exhibitionism we like when people watch

And kiss Amaya
Do not eat prisoners.

Rolled 8 - 2 (1d20 - 2)

>>848994

Allowing samefagging.

Rolled 9 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>849048

9+3=12

Failure!

You kiss Amaya on your way down and say your going outside with the slaves since your into exhibitionism...

They seem not to buy it.

Roll me a 1d20 for recovery! Additional +3 if you can think of better reasons or try to look more into it with Amaya! Or you can nom a cultist for a +3, and a prisoner for an +6

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>849079

Rolled 20 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>849079
Nom a cultist as they aren't people and we are here to kill them anyways.
Another reason is we are gonna try to eat them all at once and need ample room.

Critical Success!

You nom a human cultist, and swallow. God, you really shouldn't be doing this. No, not God. Jupiter. Right.

Critical Success!

"I need more space to eat all of them at once... And I need ample room for that."

They buy it, and you and the prisoners flee outside, unopposed... You get out and let the prisoners run away, while you think on how to take care of this church of degeneracy.

Actions

>...Call the army now.
>You'll let those fat fucks see how hell is like... Shapeshift to a dragon form, and prepare to nom the church.
>...You don't want to get fat from eating a church. Just stomp it to pieces.
>Go back in your half-dragon form... You'll beat them to death with your fucking bare hands.
>...Set the church on fire. You doubt the cultists can escape at that point.
>You know, you feel like making an example out of these Slaaneshi Cultists. Shapeshift to dragon form, move your hand inside, and grab as many as possible. You'll make their as death painful as possible.
>...Call the Khornates down here. It'll be fun to see your men hack at them with axes.
>Write-In

>>849180
>Send all their souls to khorne and you know how we do it.

You decide to eat the church.

Roll me a 1d20+6 to see if you can eat it before they realize what's happening. Autosuccess if you can angrily yell about how much you hate Slaaneshians and these fucking furfag degenerates.

Rolled 7 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>849214
>GODDAMN FURFAG SLAANESHIANS CORRUPTING DRACONIC YOUTH AND MAKING ME FUCKING HAVE TO EXIST AROUND THEIR,
DEGENERACY I WILL KILL ALL YOU FAGGOTS, ENJOY DYING.

Rolled 1 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>849260

Critical Failure, it seems.

Use a free nat 20?

>Sure!
>Nah.

>>849300
Sure.

>>849300
It is for a good cause so yes.

You take a huge bite out of the church, killing most if not all the cultists while you commence an angry rant inbetween bites. After a bite you completely finish off the church and a few struggling Slaaneshians, and calm down.
Well, that felt good to get all that anger out and eat a cult... So you shift down, and get back in the car with Amaya.

"...Well, I suppose my fears were for nothing."

"Yep."

"...Still though, don't eat people in your half dragon form... It's a little disturbing to be honest." She says.

Actions

>Seriously though, besides my mom, I feel like I am the only dragon who eats people...
>Kiss Amaya again?
>...Listen, I don't do it unless I have a good reason.
>Oh, don't worry. Their souls are in a worse place now.
>...Let's just be thankful they're dead.
>No promises, but I'll avoid that.
>Yeah, I have to get some exercise soon enough... I don't want to be fat for Elizabeth's sake. And Frankizka's. And Chrysoula's... And all the other women out there who love me.
>...So, care to explain why you didn't resist my kissing? Or your little kiss before we went in?
>Let's just get home. I need a drink.
>Write-in

>>849371
>Let's just get home. I need a drink.
I assume people we eat in dragon form still get sent to khorne.
Maybe call him and ask what he plans to do with them.
Ideally it's something extremely awful.

>>849371
>Yeah, I have to get some exercise soon enough... I don't want to be fat for Elizabeth's sake. And Frankizka's. And Chrysoula's... And all the other women out there who love me.
>...Let's just be thankful they're dead.
Time for Ren to get /fit/ again.

Also I think we should do something with Malta. Rebuild the popes still ruined fortress into a Roman temple. Jupiter and the others will be very pleased and if we need to convert some people with our amazing oratory skills then we can.

"Let's just get home. I need a drink... And get some exercise to lose some of this weight. I'm not getting fat for any of my wives or lovers sake."

"Good luck. You are looking a bit chunky."

"Take my advice, don't eat cultists in half-dragon form. You get fat quick."

"Right..."

Hey, Khorne? What do you plan to do with their souls?

HUH? WELL, I'M NOT SURE YET. MAYBE STUFF IT IN A WEAPON OR SOMETHING FOR LAUGHS.

Ah.

OR YOU KNOW, TWIST THEIR SOULS TO BECOME A BLOODTHIRSTER. THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF YOU CAN DO.

Whatever's the most painful experience, Khorne.

You head home, tired... You just want to relax, and you go to bed, and see your lovely wife, Elizabeth, drinking some tea and reading a book. You flop in bed next to her, too tired to even shift to some other form. She also happens to be in her half-dragon form.

"Ah, Ren. I was wondering when you'd come home. If I do say so my self, you seem a bit... Well, fat."

"I shouldn't of eaten those cultists... I feel stuffed."

"You ate cultists, dear?" She lowers her book slightly.

"Two, to be precise."

"Ah. Well... I've never been a lover of eating sentients... I don't know why you do that."

"Ergh..."

"If your feeling sick, please go to the bathroom, dear... I really don't want to get new covers."

"I'm not sick... Just full."

"Ah. I'll send the bill to you then."

"...Though a snack would be nice... Egh... I hate being hungry all the time..."

She pats you on the head as you turn over.

Actions

>But for the record, I am not gaining weight...
>...Can you just hug up against me? I've had a long day.
>...What book are you reading?
>Why don't you eat people anyways? Only me and my mom do it, as far as I know.
>...Liz, take my advice... Don't eat people in half-dragon form. It adds weight...
>Feel like talking tonight?
>You know, I'm going to get started on that mutagen for you and having kids for longer periods of time... Just so I don't forget.
>...Liz... Just tell me I don't have a vore, bondage, or anything degenerate... I've been going through a rough day with the guys and Amaya.. .They think I'm a Slaaneshian!
>Liz... Am I a degenerate?
>Liz, if you want to see a grown man kick ass, I'm exercising tomorrow. Just so you know.
>Go to sleep.
>Write-in

>>849398
That's what the original plan was. Anyone you eat in any form (unless you want to do an exception) get sent to Khorne.

>>849490
>You know, I'm going to get started on that mutagen for you and having kids for longer periods of time... Just so I don't forget.
Then we go to sleep.
Then we exercise

>>849490
>You know, I'm going to get started on that mutagen for you and having kids for longer periods of time... Just so I don't forget.

"I'm going to get started on that mutagen for you and having kids for longer periods of time... Just so I don't forget."

She leans over and kisses you on the cheek.

"...Make me proud dear. And try not to cause an explosion, make yourself a woman, or anything like that... I'm worried sick everytime you go down there."

Actions

>...Psssh. Turn myself into a woman? I mean, there's risks in the lab, but turning myself into a woman? You worry way too much.
>Would we still be together if I was a woman? I mean, just curious. You are slightly bisexual...
>Kiss her for worrying about you.
>...Would I happen to get a reward from you? Maybe some children in the future?
>...Hey... I think we should stop having kids... Maybe somesort of birth control in the future.
>Get going to the laboratory!
>Seriously, I've been down there for two years now. Nothing bad is going to happen.
>Write-In

>>849543
>Get going to the laboratory!
>Seriously, I've been down there for two years now. Nothing bad is going to happen.

We would have to roll consecutive 1's or something to turn ur selves into a woman. Noe worry there.

"Seriously, I've been down there for two years and all I've gotten was autism. Now, I love you, but nothing bad is going to happen."

You give her a kiss, and go down to the laboratory for mutation times!

Roll me a 1d20+5 for making mutagen!

>>849543
>Get going to the laboratory!
>Seriously, I've been down there for two years now. Nothing bad is going to happen.
Now that OP has had this mentioned aloud I'm deeply concerned.

Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>849578
Making mutagens

Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>849578

Allowing samefagging.

Rolled 1 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>849610

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So.

Critical failure.

Just saying, you might... Just might, want to take the nat twenty.

>Use the nat 20 to avoid bad stuff!
>...What's the worst that could be in store for today? Let it happen.

>>849661
Shit. If the OP is giving you a warning, it might be a good idea to use the emergency button. Use the nat 20.

>>849627
Why did you jinx us anon.
>>849661
I'm so salted
>Use the nat 20 to avoid bad stuff!

>>849661
>>849676
>>849685
Actually maybe we should just ride it out?
It's not like it would do irreparable damage.

>>849692
>Just saying, you might... Just might, want to take the nat twenty.
When the OP says this we should definitely use the nat 20. You don't want Ren to become a girl or something do you?

>>849704
>Cries internally
I just didn't want to use the twenty.
There was so much shit we could have done with it.

>>849718
It's best to use the 20 now. We're avoiding probable catastrophe and it's still going towards a important mutagen. Also it's good just to use it now then to keep it around and have a faulty sense of security.

>>849718
Unless you want Ren to become a woman, use the nat twenty anon.

>>849741
Then using the twenty I guess.
I'm wondering if the risk comes from that mutagen we spilled a while back
>>849745
Okay yes use the twenty.
Or else Liz will be proven right.
And gender bend episodes Always suck.

>>849751
This.

Oh, wait. I'm the QM. Am I suppose to vote anons?

You use the critical success!

You expertly create a very long lasting child longitivity mutation... In fact, you also assume that unlike your other children, the longer it takes for the child to mature, the more he/she will grow and become more powerful... In theory, this also has a slight habit of making whoever this is injected to have a longer pregnancy and higher fertility chance.

You have set this particular batch to cause maturity in a standard twenty one year cycle of maturity...

Actions

>Tweak the time it takes for one of your kids to mature!
>Ask Liz how long she'd like a child for...
>Nah. Don't touch anything.
>Write-In

>>849777
>Nah. Don't touch anything.
We should talk to that Tzeentch demon and ask for a way to stop chaos influence. Otherwise we'll have another Renexizia on our hands.

>>849777
>Ask Liz how long she'd like a child for...
Now I'm thinking about if Ren started this quest as a girl.
Basically it'd be /u/ the quest.
Sounds awful.

>>849824
Was gender even an option? Also changing to this.

Dear god no.

Ren would be a slut, and...

God, god no. No.

Let's move on now before someone comes on thinking turning him into a girl is a great idea.

You decide to not touch anything, and go up to Elizabeth, still reading her book.

"There... Got it ready. How long do you want a child for?"

"Well... How about you? I'm a little nervous... Is eighteen good?"

Actions

>...I mean, twenty one years is a good timeframe.
>Eighteen it is...
>How about eight?
>...A year or two is enough...
>...I... Well... I don't know.
>...This is going to be so strange...
>Insert year here? (Specify)
>If you want, I can make a child last forever...
>Write-in

>>849835
Gender wasn't an option. Mostly because I found writing male characters a lot easier then female.
Maybe one day when I have too much time on my hands and I finish this quest I might go back and redo it all.

>>849847
>How about eight?
I feel like this would easier. Maybe make it 7 years.

>>849847
>I can make them a child as long as we want.
>Though I don't know honestly and the mutagen I made has a 21 year time frame so is that okay?

I think the /u/ fags are asleep.
We should be safe for now.

"Well, how about eight?"

"Ren... I'd rather go for eighteen or twenty one."

"I can make them a child for as long as we want... But I made it twenty one years, is that alright?"

"Yeah. I'd love that."

Actions

>Give it to her!
>Nah... Change the time!
>Well... Want to celebrate this with a tumble afterwards?
>Write-in

>>849894
>Give it to her!
We probably shouldn't tumble her until we tone down on our chaos corruption.

You give it to her, and she winces a little... Eventually she relaxes.

"Well... I don't feel too different."

"Well, it's minor... Now, I'll be right back."

You turn the corner, and summon Quoth.

"Alright, now tell me... How do I reduce my Chaos Corruption?"

"Ah... Well, there's a slight problem. It's impossible, mind you."

"Completely?"

"Even powerful beings like you dragons can fall to Chaos. It wouldn't be so powerful if you could just CURE yourself of it. Think of it as a permanent mark."

Actions

>...So, there's utterly no way, at all?
>...Why was I so stupid when I was younger?
>...Quoth, I will strangle you unless you find me a way to get rid of my corruption.
>...Is there any way I can get it out of my kids?
>Just sigh... You made the mistake a long time ago to worship Chaos, and your paying the price now.
>Quoth... Please. Is there ANY way?
>Write-in

>>849936
>Quoth... Please. Is there ANY way?
>...Is there any way I can get it out of my kids?

Why did we ever make a pact with Khorne?

"Quoth... Please. Is there ANY way? Any way at all to at least get it out of my kids?"

"Nope."

You sigh in despair...

"Hey, on the bright side, if you don't like mutation or Chaos, it's only enough to effect their behavior... Leaning towards that brute, Khorne. Actually, that's a bad thing, isn't it?"

Actions

>Yes Quoth, that is a bad thing to have my kids deranged berserk vikings.
>All I have to do is raise them well...
>Maybe they'd be less of a problem if they weren't full born dragons...
>Well. I'm never tumbling my wife again then. Period.
>...I fucking hate Chaos at times...
>I need alcohol...
>Well, if I can't get rid of it, I'll just be the best father I can be.
>Desummon Quoth.
>Write-In

>>849995
>All I have to do is raise them well...

Exorcism still sounds like an option though.

"All I have to do is raise them well."

"Good luck... Now, do you need me for anything else?"

Actions

>Nope. Desummon him.
>Nah, fly around for a bit. I'll give you some free time.
>...Your curious how he and Blondi get along. Summon Blondi!
>Don't try to make a Tzeentchian cult or anything.
>Go make sure Renexizia isn't breaking anything, alright?
>...Can you spy on people at all?
>If you need me, I'll be tumbling my wife.
>...Summon Smaug to play with him?
>Write-In
>Write-In

>>850029
>Nope. Desummon him.

You desummon Quoth, and get back in bed with Elizabeth, who hugs you tightly in her half-dragon form.

Actions

>You know, she's going to ask to tumble you sooner or later so she can have a child... Ask if she'd like to do it.
>Go to sleep!
>So... Do I get a kiss for helping you?
>So... Do you really want kids?
>Write-in

>>850061
>So... Do you really want kids?
Oh and we should tell her that the child we be powerful proportionally to how long it takes them to hit maturity

"So... Do you really want kids?"

"I've had kids for the past two years... So yes. I would."

"Right now?"

"Take as long as you want. We do live forever, you know..."
She gets close up to you as you relax in bed.

"Well... Just saying, that the child will be powerful proportionally to how long it takes them to hit maturity."

"I see... Well... Thank you for telling me. I'll keep it in mind."

Actions

>Good... Let's get some sleep. We'll talk about tumbling later.
>...I'd rather not deal with you pregnant... The kitchen is low on food, and the people are already terrified and still in recovery from Renexizia and Karestina's little adventure in property in damage.
>Well... Fuck it, want to tumble?
>Liz... Anything you want to talk about at all?
>Write-in

>>850139
>Liz... Anything you want to talk about at all?

>>850139
>Good... Let's get some sleep. We'll talk about tumbling later.

I wonder how a quest as a human in Renexizious empire would go.

>>850158
Less violence and more political stuff

>>850158
I thought about that, actually. Just not very long.

>>850178
And less waifus.

"Anything you want to talk about tonight?"

"Yeah... I was wondering something."

"What?"

"...I'm sorry for asking so much from you for the past day and a half, but would you be alright if I asked something?"

"What?"

"Well, in England, we're holding a ball... It's a week for now, for Christmas... I was wondering if you wanted to come."

"Oh."

"...Yeah. It probably sounds stupid."

Actions

>Do you want it between the two of us? Or would you be ok if I brought my other wives?
>I'd be happy to go, Liz.
>...Erh, no. Sorry.
>...Didn't you eat all of the nobility though, on accident?
>Hey, Flames... When is Mikhal's birthday again?
>Liz, that would be wonderful.
>...I hate dances. You and I know that...
>...You owe me though.
>...Is your family there?
>Write-In

>>850222
>Hey, Flames... When is Mikhal's birthday again?
I don't think we should miss his birthday

>>850222
>I'd be happy to go, Liz.
>Hey, Flames... When is Mikhal's birthday again?

Flames, when is Mikhal's birthday?

Two weeks.

Oh. Sweet!

"I'd be happy to go, Liz."

"Thanks, Ren... Anyways, I need sleep. I love you." She kisses you, and goes to sleep not too long afterwards...

You wake up in the morning, and yawn... Liz seems to be out of bed...

Actions

>...Maybe you should seduce that hydra, Lyena, some more. She was fairly cute/and/or easily excited.
>...Go exercise... Maybe with Chrysoula too.
>Go rule your nation!
>Work on that mutagen for Kryos!
>You need to get Mikhal something for his birthday... It's kind of important...
>Call a cabinet meeting in case anything important has happened!
>You should see your mom...
>Maybe you should see Elizabeth?
>Where's Frankizka anyways? You haven't seen her yesterday at all.
>Write-In

>>850292
>Work on that mutagen for Kryos!
We've been keeping him waiting for so long now. We don't want him to think negatively of us.

>>850292
>...Go exercise... Maybe with Chrysoula too.
We're becoming fat. That's not good

You decide that after you exercise you'll work on that mutagen for Kryos... But first, exercise. You can't become fat.

Roll me a 1d20+5 for exercise montage.

Rolled 6 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>850333
>Eye of the tiger blares in the distance
>>850309
We were dealing with cannibals he'll understand

Rolled 17 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>850333
Thank god for training montages

Rolled 9 (1d20)

17+5=22

Good Success!

After a bit, you feel your muscle coming back to you... Your weight has also fallen, and your muscles are now impressive again! +1 Strength!

Of course, now you head into the basement to work on that mutagen for Kryos...

Roll me a 1d20+6 to refine the mutagen!
Also, ignore my dice rolling.

Rolled 18 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>850370
I was hoping to use the 20 for this or a hunger solving mutagen but oh well.

>>850358
Brah... it's literally been so long that even the undead died from boredom.

Rolled 7 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>850370
>9
Is that good or bad?

18+6=24

Good Success!

You refine the mutagen, and you turn Prythos from a eight foot tall dragotaur, to a nearly twenty-eight foot specimen of MUSCLE and SCALES.

You are quite impressed with the size you've gotten on him, and the scales are very resistance to ballistics fire... To the point where the front is impenetrable to small arms fire, but the back is quite heavily vulnerable. In addition to the size and strength of the new Dragotaur, you've put vestigal wings on, which you are still trying to expand in size, along with adding shapeshifting... Though it will be rather hard... Pythos at this point is freaking out a little, but you calm him down...
In addition, you've noticed claws have begun to sprout, and his hoofed feet are beginning to transform into reptilian feet... And growing a short draconic tail... Hm. Most of the body hair on the dragotaur additionally, is put below the scales, resulting in an internal layer of fur which heats up the dragotaur to the point where overheating in a desert or moderate environment is a surprisingly likely chance.

Actions

>...Keep it semi-minotaur like. Kryos will undoubtedly like it better if it has a resemblance to his old form.
>...Turn it more draconic... Slit eyes, claws, that sort of thing.

Also, roll me a 1d20+6 for continuing to make the Dragotaur awesome.

Rolled 2 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>850432
>...Turn it more draconic... Slit eyes, claws, that sort of thing.
Draconic master race. Also we can just tell Kryos that this is what we got.

Rolled 17 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>850432
>...Keep it semi-minotaur like. Kryos will undoubtedly like it better if it has a resemblance to his old form.
Make dragotaurs great again.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=More draconic!
2=Keep it minotaur like!

17+6=23

Great Success!

You decide to make it more draconic, and end up increasing it to thirty feet... It's a fucking monster, at this point. You've also expanded it's wings to be able to hover for a rather long time, but flying is... Well... Very unlikely. It has a long prehensile tail like yours, and in addition has sharp rending claws, and large feet...

Additionally, you seem to have moved onto the issue of diet... The average minotaur enjoys a diet of vegetables and grain, and no meat, as they are herbivores, who tend to eat quite a bit, nearly quadruple that of a human, But the dragotaur has very sharp teeth, allowing it if you so chose, to be a carnivore.

Actions

>Keep it herbivore!
>Turn it into a carnivore!
>Turn it into a omnivore, but it's dietary needs will doublefold...
>Try to make it's diet prefer man (but able to consume other forms of meat!)... Doing so will no doubt give dragotaurs a fearful reputation...
>Write-In

>>850513
>Keep it herbivore!
Why would being an omnivore make them need to eat more?
As a nerd this triggers me.

>>850513
>Turn it into a carnivore!
This seems like the best option right now but if anyone else does pick herbivore, I'll go with that.

>>850536
Because I need to give anons a reason to not make everything omnivores and therefor convenient.

Why, their stomachs are specialized towards one dietary food, if you branched out to TWO foods, they'd need more food to make sure they get the proper amount of nutrition!

Herbivore it is!

You keep it a herbivore... Is there anything else you'd like to work on with Pythos? Who's at this point, panicking and freaking out about having "weird feet" a large tail, and claws.

Actions

>Try to calm Pythos down?
>This. This is good enough.
>Let Pythos figure it out on his own!
>Try to increase the wingsize again... Though it might reduce the effectiveness of their armor!
>Try to let it shapeshift so it can live a comfortable life!
>...Try to make it more intimidating!
>You have a few ideas on how to make this more lethal... But how?
>Try to make the dragotaur less intimidating, and more friendly looking...
>Write-In

>>850593
>Why, their stomachs are specialized towards one dietary food, if you branched out to TWO foods, they'd need more food to make sure they get the proper amount of nutrition!
That makes absolutely no sense.
Like being an omnivore wouldn't increase their dietary needs. It's basically just evolving to be flexible in your diet. It has no bearing on how hungry you are. Plz stop triggering the nerds
>Because I need to give anons a reason to not make everything omnivores and therefore convenient.
Y tho?

>Try to increase the wingsize again... Though it might reduce the effectiveness of their armor!
>Try to let it shapeshift so it can live a comfortable life!

>>850648
Just accept my bullshit please. I know it's mutating, but I'm just trying to balance this fucking unbalanced mess.
Also, we're putting Ren's genes into it's stomach... And we all know how Ren has a never-ending hunger, so yeah.


Also, roll me a 2d20+5 to increase wingspan and let it shapeshift.
Additional +2 for the first roll if you can come up with nonessential parts of the body you can reduce in weight!

Rolled 19, 11 = 30 (2d20)

>>850696
>Putting Rens genes into their stomach
Wouldn't that make them hungrier in all cases then?
You could just have it so that the digestion system is inefficient and can't properly digest the energy from either plants or meats causing it to be wasted.

And get rid of the tail.
It's not necessary.

19+2=21

Good Success!

You grab the dragotaur the ability to fly, in exchange for reducing the size of the tail. Finally, you also try to give it the ability to shapeshift... Which fails. It seems it's currently incompatible with the dragotaur's highly mutated genetics...

Pythos has however, fallen to complete panic and is desperately trying to remove his restraints, and is not cooperating... He seems to have fallen to fear of the unknown, such a pity...

Actions

>...Have him executed and a second minotaur sent to you. Hopefully he'll be more responsive.
>Try to calm Pythos down!
>Threaten Pythos if he tries to break out!
>...Get some anesthetic and try to enter the room!
>This is good enough... You don't need Pythos anymore, and free him.
>Write-In

>>850725
Oh and it should be noted that if we made them omnivorous I didn't expect them to just be able to grab a plant and eat it.
Just eating grass and shit requires a specialized digestive system omnivores like humans don't have.
Eating the fruit and such of a plant being the exception to that.
So it's not overpowered is how I feel.

>>850749
>Try to calm Pythos down!
We should probably design armor for dragotaurs to protect their backs if we ever use them in the military.

You try to calm Pythos down!

Roll me a 1d20+3 to do so, additional +3 if you can make this less horrifying for him, additional +2 if you can get him to think about the benefits of being a dragotaur.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>850768
You can fly.
Your front side is basically bullet proof
Your stronger too.

And shift into a half dragon.
Maybe he'll feel more comfortable around scales.


And how would their back sid hold up to the punch of a human?

A punch to the backside from a normal human would hurt and sting like hell, but a punch from a buff human would send them to their knees easily...

You shift to a half dragon form...

"Listen, Pythos. I know this is terrifying for you, but you need to calm down. You can fly, your basically bullet proof from the front, and you are extremely strong..."

He still seems a little scared...

"I-I just want to go home... I-I don't want to be like this..." He whimpers out... He's clearly scared...

Actions

>Come on, hang in there. You can do this.
>If you do this, I'll give you a beer, alright?
>Try to calm him down further!
>Come on, you'll be free soon.
>Go back to mutating him!
>Pythos, your a cool guy. Now your even cooler. Just hold on, ok?
>Write-In

>>850806
>Pythos, your a cool guy. Now your even cooler. Just hold on, ok?
After we're done we should warn him to stick to colder climates.
Heat is not his friend.

"Come on Pythos, your a cool guy. Now your even cooler. Just hold on..."

He nods his head, a little scared but regaining his nerves...

Actions

>Add another mutation? (Come up with an idea for one!)
>Get Pythos out of the operating chair... And tell him that your going to take him out to practice on some training dummies.
>...Move onto his breath... Which should decide the color of his scales as well.
>Try to instill Draconic in his genetics!
>...Try to make dragotaurs look up to you as a father or be more loyal!
>Write-In

In addition anons, if your wondering why you suddenly have more choices besides "refine" and "create" it's because you expanded your lab.

>>850838
>Add another mutation? (Come up with an idea for one!)
Can we add an ice aura?
These fuckers need it
>Just remembered that there is FUR under SCALES
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEs for science.

Welcome to Sci-Fi. You must be new here.
Think of the scales as ablative plating.

Roll me a 1d20+4 for how severe the ice aura is.

Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>850859
It's like they have two layers of epidermis.
It's disgusting.

Allow me samefagging.

>>850863
The sweat will be terribad anon, and smell fucking terrible.

Terribad.

Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>850867
I'm just trying to figure out how they'll regrow scales that they lose.
It seems that as I pay more attention to mutagens I'll get triggered more and more.

Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>850867
And last roll. Soon I shall strike fear even into the most fearsome Femnazi.

>>850874
That's how sci-fi works anon.
Just think that Ren's a magical creature and therefor all half-dragons have a layer of magic or someshit.
Or take up drinking alcohol.

9+4=13

Borderline Success!

They get something to cool them down beneath the scales... A very minuscule ice aura. It doesn't help much, but braving moderate environments will no doubt be a lot less hot..

Actions

>Add another mutation!
>Move onto breath!
>Try to instill Draconic/Latin in his genetics!
>Try to make dragotaurs look up to you!
>This is good enough!
>Flames, want Chrysoula to be a thirty foot war machine?
>Write-in

>>850887
>Try to instill Draconic/Latin in his genetics!
Then we can add ice breath as an emergency thing to cool them down.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to instill Latin!

Bumping!

Rolled 17 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>850918
Yeah I passed out.
Sorry

Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>850918
>Literally installing Latin into mythological Greek creatures.

Amazing

17+5=22

Good Success!

Of course, you install Latin into the dragotaur... Which serves to confused Pythos a little... He seems to largely be keeping his nerves though.

Of course, you move onto breath, and therefor coloring its scales...

Choose one! (And the color associated! This tends to also slightly affect temperament!)

>Every Dragotaur gets a random breath!
>Acid! (Green, Copper)
>Fire! (Red, Brass, Gold)
>Electricity! (Blue, Bronze)
>Cold (White, Silver)
>Poison (Green)
>Necromantic Breath! (Black)
>Don't give it a breath!

>>851590
>Cold
Anything heat related is bad
Oh and if we can add one more change it'd be nice to make them cold blooded.

They already have an efficient heat storage method so homeostasis doesn't sound that important.

>>851590
>Cold (White, Silver)

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Cold it is.

Roll me a 1d20+5 for how powerful the frost breath is!

Also, rolling for scales!

1=White!
2=Silver!

Rolled 12 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>851611
Rolling for how bad their breath is.

Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>851611

12+5=17

Success!

They have a mediocre breath attack, enough to freeze water for a minute or two, or at least cool themselves down. They can also slow down attackers with their breath as well.

Pythos seems to be a little scared about the fact his breath is now minty and how he can breath ice.

Actions

>You have another idea for a mutation! (Specify)
>This will work for Kryos!
>Ask Flames if he wants Chrysoula to get this mutagen!
>Ask Flames for ideas!
>Write-In

>>851625
>Ask Flames for ideas!