And we're back!Everyone wakes up after a great night of sleep; it's almost time to go to school. You could do a few things before the due time, or just not go at all!For new players: say a name and a gender and hope you don't die.
>>846329Find vodka because lol slav XDDDD
>>846329AsimovOld Paladin, servant of the one true Lord.
>>846387Glam finds that her daddy has some vodka, but he might not be happy if she took it from his pantry.>>846421Asimov, the legendary slayer of foes and somehow a freshman, is sitting in a chair in his fairly nice house. Dragonslaying is some good income.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>846440Attempt to take said vodka from his pantry
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>846440Pray in humble silence to the one and only. Swear eternal allegiance to his rightful Path.
>>846462As Glim steps foot into the pantry, a dude in a gas mask runs in and starts yelling incomprehensible angry sentences."MMM NM HMM NN, NHM MMMH!"After he unloads a Mosin into the ceiling, you realize it's just your dad. He seems pissed, because he's halfway from teabagging the corner from how hard he's squatting.>>846468Asimov reflects on his perilous adventures and is thankful for all that he has been given.The bus begins to pull up. People can choose to go to school now.
>>846329Richard the Bus DriverDriver of busses at very mild speeds.
>>846511Quickly run to the bus before Dad has a chance to breeki my ass.
>>846522Richard is riding the bus as a freshman, but he could probably drive one of these.>>846525Glam rushes into the bus; her dad rushes B. Her front yard and a molotov make contact, but I'm sure it'll be fiiiiine.The bus has arrived at the school. Many kids are walking around campus, but you can pretty much do whatever.
>>846616Find some people who hate Russia to slap
>>846647Find some people who like russia to slap.
>>846647>>846681These two slap each other.
>>846856Squat to show my dominance then go to class
>>846856I go to class and sit right behind him and scoot my desk forward so that I can kick the back of his seat all class. "Fucking commies."
>>846856I show gratitude to my Lord in Humility and Effort.
>>846884Glam squats during her Math class. (1/3)>>846890Richard is being a real richard right now as he kicks Glim's ass. SHE yelps in protest. (1/3)>>846912Asimov, deciding not to go to school, continues showering his lord with praise.
>>846952Do math stuff.Try to ignore the FUCKING AMERICAN PIG kicking my seat
>>846974I write my work in random symbols that resemble what I remember to be russian, then I declare that she stole my work.
>>847029Glim is doing math stuff.>>847029Richard writes shit down and declares that Glim stole his shit.>Bluff Check: 5The teacher gives him that 'really nigger' look.
>>847167Keep doing the maths and give Richard a smug look
>>847167>Head to English and study poetry.
>>847176Glim pulls a smug ass grin. (3/3)>Math Grade: C+>>848803Blacker Baron is studying the art of literature... (1/3)>>848825Nous is outside of the school.
>>849389>C+This is not acceptable.Ask why I got a grade like this.
>>846329Azkeroth child dragon.>>849389Start existing.
>>849389Search for those who would defy the Word of Law of our clean land.
>>849404The tier system works as so; the more you work in a class, the higher your grade gets. The higher your grade gets, the more perks you obtain from working. Once you get an A, you've mastered the class and have no need to take it anymore, as well as getting a cool thing.>>849419Azkeroth, a human freshman who's really into dragons, is outside the school as well.>>849449Asimov walks outside his house. There's nothing really much but a neighborhood.
>>849404Schist. Classmate.>Kick Glimmer and simultaneously yell "CAPITALISM!"
>>849389>Write some Harlem Renaissance style poetry. We was kings, man.
>>849488Well time for class.Hope I'm not late.I think it's gym.
>>849488Well shit.Kick the Schist back and yell "ANNUUUU" in the process
>>849488Squat for the Lord, eat oats for the Divine Light.
>>849495>>849534Schist and Glim kick each other in the defense of best country, so they obviously must have forgotten Australia.>>849516Blacker Baron continues... (2/3)>>849523Azkeroth goes into Gym, an arena filled with hopes and dreams. It appears they're currently playing...Sharks and Minnows!>>849537Asimov eats oatmeal in the divine sunlight while squatting like a champion.Sharks and Minnows - Players try and make it across a blank field with a select few being 'sharks'. When tagged, you become a shark, and try to grab the rest of the other team as they make it to the other side again. The goal is to be the last Minnow standing to win the game.
>>849590Okay time to be the best minnow there ever was.They can't beat my draconic skill.
>>849590>In a gesture of grudging respect, slap Glimmer on the shoulder and say: "Respect. I think we can both agree that Australia is shit."
>>849590Go to work.
>>849653Azkeroth lines up...(Roll a d20. You need a 9 or higher to get to the other side.)>>849669Schist tries to befriend the girl.>>849752Asimov begins to go to school incredibly late, and ends up getting there quick.(Quest Paused - See you guys tomorrow morning, probably 9AM CST or so.)
>>849764Aw fuck I missed the post.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>849764Filthy mortals can't touch this.(See you later mate)
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>849764Contemplate own existence
>>849764Just stand there awkwardly because Glimmer supposedly missed (her?) action. Maintain eye contact and bore into (her?) soul.
>>849764Might as well do my action.Stare back at Schist and agree on his statement that Australians are shit
>>849784Azkeroth begins to yell about fucking mortalfags. A few people begin to stare at him.>Status: Yellow>>849811Nous thinks about the meaning of life.>>849957>>850094Schist and Glim both agree that, much to the disappointment of the QM, that Straya is shit.
>>851333Scowl at heathens.
>>851333Squat in place
>>851333What class are we even in at the moment?>Study Psychology 101Fact #1: if you stare at a visually aware stranger consistently for 60 seconds they will feel uncomfortable.
>>851339Asimov scowls at the people. They're still glancing at you here and there.>Status: Yellow>>851383Glim squats.>>851403Schist checks his Schedule:-Freshman Math-Freshman English-Freshman Civics-Freshman ScienceOther classes can be earned by getting good grades.
>>851459Fuck. Study:>Freshman Science
>>851459Time to exercise and get stronger then all these filthy mortals
>>851459Spit at filthy whores and scum, in the name of the Lord. Let us see if they dare come at me.
>>851459Go to civics desu
i put on my robe and wizard hat
>>851459>Keep studying English. Hey, Shakespeare isn't that bad!
>>851468Schist is in Science... (1/3 to C+)>>851476Azkeroth plans to get stronger...but how?>>851484Asimov spits at some kids. Two of them stand up and get ready to throw down. (See bottom.)>>851493Glom goes to Civics. They start learning... (1/3 to C+)>>851505Literally who?>>851687Blacker Baron keeps studying. (3/3)>English Grade: C+You can keep going if you want.Bully A (10/10)Bully B (10/10)Bully A is preparing...Bully B is preparing...
>>851976A strict regimen of 100 push ups 100 sit ups 100 squats and a 10k run.No giving up no matter how exhausted.
>>851982You wont be able to kill anything with one punch. Stop trying. Its fiction. And thay regime is inanely easy.>>851976Continue studying. >Word of the day: erythocyteThe scientific name for the typical "blood cell" which is tasked with distributing oxygen throughout the body via the circulatory system. Because apparently scientists and doctors have to prove they have degrees through using words like "rhinorrhoea" instead of being straightforward and saying you have a damn runny nose.Those bullies better not fucking touch me before I finish studying.
>>851976Slay the foolish with my greatsword "The Big Brother". Let them know the name of the Lord is never said in vain, though blood and steel.
>>851982Azkeroth is getting some /fit/ gains. He does 65 push-ups... (1/4)>>851986Glom is a learn... (2/3 to C+)>>852022Schist actually teaches OP something... (2/3 to C+)>>852121Asimov finds that he doesn't have anything but clothes on him.Bully A is guarding.Bully B is guarding.
>>852219Continue exercise for sweet gainz
>>852219Cheeki Breeki Learnyka Bylat
>>852219Strike them with the Light of the Fair.
>>852219>Finish those educational gains.>Every organic compound and chemical reaction involves water and carbon. Water, moreover, is the universal solvent (it is able to dissolve more substances than any other liquid).
>>852233Azkeroth does 21 sit-ups... (2/4)>>852236Glom learns a lot.>Civics Grade: C+>>852308Asimov misses (and also forgot to roll).>>852632Schist has finished his task.>Science Grade: C+Bully A punches Asimov! It's not brutal, but it hurts.Bully B strikes Asimov too! Now, THAT one left a mark.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>852715Punch myself in the face.
>>852715Continue gainzGainz train don't stop
>>852715Cheeki breeki,then go find a weapon
>>852715>Ignore the commotion.>Time to do the calisthenics regime: pushups, pistol squats, pullups, leg raises
>>852814Asimov manages to miss punching himself in the face. Beautiful.>>852823Azkeroth does 49 squats... (3/4)>>852848Glimglam finds that the school doesn't exactly have an open armory with a spare Panzer in the back like the schools back at the motherland. Faggots.>>852903(Critical Success) Schist goes next to Azkeroth and starts getting /fit/ too with a solid 99 FUCKING PUSHUPS WHATThe bullies are just confused.
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>853595...Just crack their spines, like in the good old Crusades.
>>853595Find something that's roughly similar to what I want
>>853595More gainz.Never stopEven if this other guy is better I won't give up.I shall reach the pinnacle of gains.
>>853595Familiarize myself with the work of Descartes
>>853595>>853783Reach the pinnacle of gains with my /fit/ buddy over here. Teamwork go!
>>853626I thought the good old crusades entailed executory immolation?
>>846329So, is this quest dead?And why does every quest of this guy end so suddenly?Maybe get a twitter? I'd love to see more quests like these, everyone having their own character... It's an interesting concept.
>>853595>Keep studying English.
>>855422I assumed he's active later on in the day. Usually, when he abruptly stops, its later in the quest.
>>846329Alright. I'm in.Aleera, female, crime against nature, gun enthusiast, probably a sociopath...And currently way to fucking late for school.>full on toast-in-mouth-faggot-run.
>>853626Asimov lands a targeted hit on Bully A's spine! He cries out in pain.>>853758Glim hasn't even described what she wants. Anything could be a weapon.>>853783>>853977Azkeroth runs away and back 9 kilometers, while Schist does 62 squats. Some /fit/ shit is going down.Azkeroth is a buff dude, gaining +1 to melee attacks. (From now on, roll a d20+1 when attacking.)>>855422It's hard to balance education, housekeeping, paperwork, and questing all in one day, especially when more than half of the day is taken up. As for the Twitter, I won't be able to do that. If I see it fit to have constant updates on when and where to do quests, I could give you all a discord link, or in extreme circumstance, just give you my Facebook. Thanks for the appreciation of the multi-PC concept. Never knew I had 'fans'.>>855560Blacker Baron continues to study... (1/3 to B-)>>855988Aleera stands outside of the school with toast crumbs on her mouth.Bully A howls in pain.Bully B punches Asimov.Asimov is injured, but still manageable.
>>856788>Continue the /fit/ marathon
>>852848Might I recommend a pencil? Aim well into the ocular orbs that inhabit our cranial sockets.
>>856815>pencil>not a penWhat are you,a faggot?>>856788Go find a pointy pen
>>856854I draw. I like pencils. :c
>>856807(Critical Success) Schist does 98 pullups. Without a bar, even. The QM sweats at the almightyness of RNG.>>856854Glam finds a shitty pen on the ground. It doesn't really even have ink.
>>857029Stab my hand with it to see how effective it is
>>857029>Finish that final (4/4)
>>857029Go to the lunchroom.Need to eat properly as well as get fit
>>856788Have a conversation with "Charles", the voice in the back of her head, narrating her every action, to maybe NOT be as annoying as usual.Bitch can't tell me what to do though.They then searched for the next best person, asking where the shooting-range is. IF there is one.
>>857104>>857029Do I get a +2 because of my crit successes? c:
>>857029>Keep doing English.
>>857046Ow. Yeah, this'll be interesting.-Pen (Utility; 10% chance to explode)>>857104Finally, Schist does 54 leg raises.Schist is a pretty buff dude. Due to his critically insane workout, he has a +1 to Melee attacks as well, but rolling a 19 still counts as a critical hit.>>857302Azkeroth goes to the war-torn lunchroom; kids sit in corners of the lunchroom in maybe four or five large, separated groups, with flags made of makeshift supplies, paper, and food. Other than that, the school is serving MASHED PERTATERS today.>>857499...Aleera and Charles ask somebody for a shooting range."Well, it should be down the road or so. It's actually a weapons store, but they let you test out it's product.">>857519:^)>>857670Blacker Baron keeps at it... (2/3 to B-)Apologies for such the awful post times; there's going to be no interruptions after today, meaning the post time will be extremely better. Next post will be 4ish CST.
>>857922Could all that we see be but a dream within a dream?How can my failing grades be real if our eyes aren't real?
>>846329Ooohh, interesting.Thirteen, Female, serial killer. 13 is idly cleaning her knife forged from the nat 1s of the dice gods.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>856788Turn the other into a chair.
Rolled 13 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>857922>Due to his critically insane workout, he has a +1 to Melee attacks as well, but rolling a 19 still counts as a critical You sly dog.>Drop kick Bully B as Bully A wails in pain from his righteously cracked spine. NO BULLYING!
>>857978Ah, Im Schist by the way.
>>857922Go to the lunchroom to fight for the motherland,or eat.Eating works too.
>>857922Get some of these MASHED PERTATERS and sit at an empty table, setting up my own independent table nation.
Go to school with pistol in bag for your secret assassination attempt involving killing both Pence and Trump with the same bullet, as the only way to neutralise both of them is to kill them simultaneously.Also attend maths session, I somehow managed to get kicked out of womyn studies for screaming "REEEEEEEEEEEE straight fags get out" and kicking Sarah's straight, and half blooded white ass, also subtly throw chewed pens at Oscar in maths class, he won't be able to win a firefight with me, my 'fat' is an armoured hull that has protected me from rape and oppreshun.
>>857922Remember having forgot your custom halfautomatic BB gas/spring hybrid sniper rifle.(Yer fakken dingus)Make a mental note to bring it with you tomorrow.Go to science class for now, and make daddy proud!(Search for scalpels while you are there)
>>857922>Even more English!
>>857934Nous is...yeah.>>857945Thirteen unfortunately forgot her knife as she stands outside of the school.>>857952Asimov does the relative same to the other guy.>>857978>>857980Schist assists Asimov by directly downing Bully B right then and there.>>858038Glim is in the lunchroom too. The huddles seem to be relatively calm right now.>>858090Azkeroth decides to be independent, when he's stopped by a team with a banner of a yellow sun."Evening, sir! I see you stand alone in your endeavor against those dirty othersiders. Would you be interested in sitting with our exclusive men?"The dude (a Junior, apparently) points to a table filled with merry men, all in fresh garments. The other groups seem to be paying slight attention.>>858095Patricia didn't exactly bring her pistol, but she ends up right outside of Math class.>>858177Aleera is now in Freshman Science... (1/3 to C+)>>858227Blacker Baron manages to finish up!>English Grade: B->New Perk: Poetic Charm - You now have a +2 to any and all Speech/Barter rolls.Bully A manages to recover, and guards!See you guys in the morning. No more breaks for the rest of the week.
>>859706Inform the school that nothing they're "teaching" can be proven, because the only thing anyone can ever prove is that they themselves exist (and even that train of logic seems a little dubious to you). Set up your own class for those who wish to be enlightened.
>>859706See one of them forming their own independent table.Get the same idea and form one of my own,after getting the food of course.
Rolled 18 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>859706>backhand Bully A so hard his head pops off
>>859979>Crit successOh this isnt good. Did I just murder Bully A?
>>859706See the commotion outside, rush in to save some samples with a scalple (or scissors) and some test-tubes.That means blood, hair, in severe cases flesh tissue.Complain about how the school doesn't even have their own shooting range, and make mental notes to start a petition to get a school-intern shooting/archery range.And give every bystander that look of "You guys saw nothing, if you know what's good for you".
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>859706Thirteen searches for a 'no-weapons' magic field that covers the school. Alternatively, see about getting scapels from the science labs.
>>860241*Looks at dice. Sweats nervously*Secretly prays that it means her Nat 1 knife was summoned.
>>860204After collecting samples, procced to poke Bully B to see if they are alive, while doing inferiour girlish, but more stylish squatting.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>859706A man needs a chair. I shall insist in my craft, for the sake of my old bones; turn the fool into a chair.
>>859793Nous claims a lot of facts and walks into the Janitor's Closet. Nobody follows.>>859823Glam gets some Mashed Pertaters and on the opposite side of Azkeroth. Her confidence is somewhat faltered by three kids coming up to her with a different banner; a heavy lance is roughly sketched on it."Hey there. I saw you were new here, and I was wondering-- possibly-- if you were to join us?"The two kids behind the speaker raise their milk cartons.>>859979>>859983(Critical Success) Schist manages to just BLAST the last Bully directly in the throat. He's...not responding.>Status: Yellow>>860204>>860620Aleera squats and starts to collect hair from the beaten and bloody Bullies.>Status: Yellow>>860241Thirteen can't find a magic field, but she does notice a guy collecting bloody hair from a recent fight. Two other guys are standing there victoriously.>>860779Asimov grabs Bully A and cracks the guy into a chair position; an adult watches the entire situation happen, and runs to call for help.>Status: RedThis doesn't look good.
>>860845"But y tho"Be ready to use my pen to defend myself
>>860845HOLY SHIT.>Take all their valuables>Hide the bodies in thr janitors closet (good luck anon)>Run and blend in into the lunchroom
>>860860Uh Im Schist
>>860845Sit in my throne. Watch the world burn.
In light of>>860875I revise>>860860>Harvest my spoils of war>Take the body Anismov isnt sitting on and throw it into the janitors room>Tactfully retreat into the cafeteria
>>860854Glim holds up a pen. The guy looks at her."Woah, hold on there! I was just wondering, that's all."The three take a calm step back.>>860860>>860862(Could you put your name in next time?)Schist takes two sets of Clothing...>>860875Asimov sits in his human throne...>>860885And Schist doesn't have enough time to carry a body, so he tosses Asimov a set of clothing and flees into the lunchroom. Strange, there's a lot of groups here. Glimglam and Azkeroth happen to be here as well, with Glam arguing and Azkeroth simply idling.Reinforcements are being called! (1/2)
>>860907Eat them pertaters while keeping a watchful eye on everyone.
>>860907Sorry, thought I did. I suppose I accidentally typed it in the options field.Reinforcements?>Put on the bullys shirt over my current so as to not look like that criminal who spectacularly blasted another kids neck to oblivion.>Take a seat with the similarly mentally disturbed and very likely deluded adolescents. One of whom is threatening three normalfags with a pen.
>>860907Lecture to the broom closet.For all I know the cleaning tools are all sapient and merely lack the means of communication.
>>860922Glam finds there's five huddles here. Azkeroth is idle, and it appears Schist has also appeared.>>860926Schist sits next to Glom while disguising himself from any incoming threat. The three guys look at you."Hello there. Care to take a seat somewhere safer than the battlefield?"The school has two Policemen patrolling the area. (Caution - 5 Turns Left)
>>860953>>860960(Welp, I have no eyes.)Nous lectures the almighty power of philosophy to the closet. Nothing really happens...
>>860960Squat 'n Breeki repeatedly as some sort of exercise routine,since that's apparently what others do
>>860960Put the samples away and go to english classes.Oh well, we can rebuild them.We have the technology. Probably.Daddy probably has.
>>860960>What is this battlefield you speak of, emissary?
Rolled 4 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>860960>Politely ask the math teacher for money. $40 will do.
>>860968Glimglam squats a few times.>>860977Aleera is now in Freshman English... (1/3 to C+)>>860986"The lunchroom, of course. At first it was an average separation of cliques; nerds, jocks, recluses, divas-- but then alliances happened. People changed. Nobody knew who was what, and what was who, and we split into factions. The people with the sun banner are the Legion of Light, where that other guy, I think Azkeroth or something, is right now. We are the Steel Order. Don't worry, we're way better than those light fuckers. We have cannons that shoot potatoes."The kids talk amongst each other. They seem to have gone slightly off topic.>>861011The teacher, fortunately, laughs it off as a joke at first. She turns around again.The Policemen are searching around... (Caution - 4 Turns Left)>Picture: Legion of Light - Rough Draft
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>861033What the fuck is this? Avatar?>How about you pledge servility to me and I dont forcibly detach your manhoods from between your legs and adorn your foreheads with them?
>>861033Keep squatting for dank stats
>>860977(I reconsidered.)Put the samples away in the bag.Change into Gym-clothes, go to the cafeteria and check each of the fronts.What banner do they have, how do they behave, how many men are under their controll, who is their leader?Don't get PO-TA-TOs though, as you brought your own spam-and-fudge-sandwiches. With Jalapenos.Perfection, with a hint of masochism.Recall everything you know about "The art of war", by Sunzi. You can have some fun here.
>>861049>SunziSun Tzu. Some pretty basic stuff. Not much special to the modern, logical individual.
>>861049...Well shit.Oh well, I'll be doing that anyways.Going to carry the bag with me though.
>861057Charles here, by the way.Aleera is thinking hard how to evade the questioning by the police.It's just awkward having to explain her hobbies to everyone.>>861054(I could also use his birthname, Sun Wu, if you prefere that)
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>861033Preach to actual humans on ideas related to consciousness and the self, most of which you thought of just now.The janitorial tools were IN AWE, you must be onto something here.
Rolled 6 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>861033>Go to the gym coach and ask for $40.
>>861079>>861079No, Sun Wu is to his person as Sun Tzu is to his achievements. In this context, Sun Tzu is more appropriate as we mention his name in respect to his war genius, of whos knowledge and treatise was a tangible amalgamation of foundational war philosophy. Its an honorific. I believe it means "Sun King"?
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>861242Oh, well Sun Tzu it is.I could check the accurate translation, but what is a name?Something to give anything a term everyone can relate to, even if they can't see it.In the end, it's not the name, but their deeds that get remembered the most.How is that for a relavation, Ye wannabe nihilist? (Not reffering to reply)
>>859706>Manhorse goes to school.>Manhorse claims there will be no further interruptions as he would be freeThanksgiving break>tfw OP gets hit by a truck
>>861040Schist manages to bring up such an intense argument that all three of the guys fail their checks in a row."H-hey now, no need to get offensive here.">>861042Glom squats while this happens in front of her.>>861049>>861057>>861079Aleera goes into the lunchroom with a homemade lunch. It appears there's the Legion of Light, as mentioned before, as well as the Steel Order on the other side. There's a blue banner on one corner, a green one on the other, and people with no banner on the outskirts.>>861082Nous is preaching to a locker. A single tear sheds down it's eye...no wait, that was the spit from how much you were yelling. Whoops.>>861220The gym teacher fails his check, somehow, and lends you $30. Nice!>>861435Real life is the worst meme I've ever seen.The Policemen are keeping watch. (Caution - 3 Turns Left)
>>861496Squat for and agility boost or something
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>861496Achieve enlightenment. Then (more importantly) pester others about it.
>>861496Welcome back, OP ;)But I was threatening them into being my minions, not arguing
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>861496Find the most "interresting" (read: deranged, autistic, antisocial, or just plain weird) group of people, enjoying the Sp-udge-apeno-sandwich (it hurts so good) while eavesdropping on conversations being had.Squat on the bench while doing so, the only way squatting suitable for this situation.(Roll on how good it hurts, the better the roll, the more delicious the pain)
>>861523So I guess youre sitting with us while you spazz out from the delicious pain.
>>861523Oh hey another squat comrade
>>861523>tmw this roll could have neen used to create a gauss-rifle with.Hooo, boy...Nothing beats being a quivering pile of ecstasy apparently.
>>861537No one is your comrade, commi
>>861613S-shut up you bylat
>>861515Glam begins to realize maybe squatting isn't the best use of her time.>>861517Nous is starting to creep a few people out. One or two kids at least have the decency to stand there for a little bit, nod, then stroll away.>>861522They seem to have just backed up towards their table.>>861523(Critical Success) Aleera suddenly squats to the point where it shouldn't be possible. You could see the outline of her incredibly thin underpants, at this rate. She ends up by Glim and Schist.The Policeman are still looking around... (Caution - 2 Turns Left)
>>861618Well shit,go do some maths then
>>861615Never!>>861618>Take out a science textbook and study
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>861618Thirteen decides to join a self-defense / martial arts clubs. For the irony. And she recalls hearing some people talk about Sun Tzu: "Know thy enemy, know thy self..."
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>861618I can imagine getting out of this pose of perfection is just going to break my zen.Try learning english by reading in the english book, while finishing of the first slice of sandwich. Just one more left...Nothing could stop the flow of my mojo right now!(Roll for learning in a loud envoirnment)(Charles is suffering from sensory overload right now. He will return whenever.)
>>861684I... suppose the squat was stronger than my will.If there is a god, so I witnessed him at this moment.But only this one, fleeting moment...... well, it was nice while it lasted.Furthermore ask people around the table: "Hey, what do you guys think the idea of having a school intern shooting or archery range? I kind of want to start a petition. For sports-purposes of course."
>>861629Glom goes to do some Math... (1/3 until B-)>>861633Schist goes to Science... (1/3 until B-)>>861663Thirteen finds that there is no real fighting club; she could try and go to the Gym or something, or maybe find an alternative way of getting training.>>861684>>861696Aleera can either go to English or use a speech roll on a specific group (Legion of Light, "Blue", "Green", Steel Order, or Undecided).
>>861696I don't like using guns.>>861732>Continue
>>861732Doing the english it is then!Start with the second slice.
>>861732Keep on mathing>>861696Assuming I'm still at the table:"Will there be an open armory with a spare Panzer in the back?"
>>861618Jump at the blue heathens screaming "STAND AND FACE ME FOR THE LORD!".
>>861732Ill probably mix the next one so take my action in advance, OP:>Finish the science study session (3/3)
Rolled 8 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>861732>Seduce the nurse and ask her out for lunch!
>>861751Umm... Maybe? I mean, I would't know...
>>861736Schist keeps going... (2/3 until B-)>>861747Aleera eats and learns some English... (1/3 until C-)>>861751Glom is in the Math room... (2/3 until B-)>>861765Asimov alerts the police! They're immediate with their defense.>>861810Noted. This may be the only time I'll do it, though.>>861811Blacker Baron goes to the medical office and ends up making the nurse giggle."R-really?"Policeman A pulls out a Baton!Policeman B pulls out a Low-Voltage Taser!
>>861967>>861033I beg to differ!If I were to write an english test now, I would get a C+. Not great, but eeh.>finish off english studies.(Make mental notes how to achieve the "Zen-Squat"-stance.)
>>861967I must not be ENLIGHTENED enough!Study "The Metaphysics of Morals" in the library
>>862009...Wait, wot?(1/3 to C+)(1/3 to C-)How come?
Rolled 16 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>861967>Tell the nurse that I am indeed serious and will pay for the meal.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>861967Smash their heads against each other, let us see if there's brains in those who would defy the Lord and Savior.
>>861967Keep on mathing and algerbaing
>>862009>>862024Whoops! Aleera keeps going. (2/3 to C+)>>862018Nous goes to the library; after looking, he can't seem to find the right book.>>862026Blacker Baron successfully seduces the Nurse! She'll be ready for a date whenever you set it up. How? Magic, nigga.>>862054Asimov legitimately misses.>>862060Glam finally finishes her Math.>Math Grade: B->New Perk: Egghead - You will gain +2 to any and all ranged attacks since the angle and velocity are burned into your head.>>862177Schist manages to get done in Science.>Science Grade: B->New Perk: Witch Doctor - You will gain +2 in making potions, elixirs, substances like smoothies or alcohol, etc.Policeman A slaps Asimov with the Baton!Policeman B fires, but misses.Be sure to keep close track of your inventory, and quick tip-- study perks as they come out. They may help you if you're looking for uses in that subject.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>862252*SIGH*Plebeians.Read "Philosophy for Dummies"
>>862252Keep doing that dank maths because I have so much time to waste
>>862252Take my clothes off. Let's show them the body of a servant of the one Lord, and see if they dare to face me still.
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>862252Attend math lesson, and keep working on it.
Rolled 16 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>862252>Convince someone to pay me for janitorial services on weekends.Time to make some money.
>>862252What the fudge.>Study english
>>862281Nous can't seem to get any worthwhile information out of these.>>862308Glim keeps going! (1/3 to B+)>>862312Asimov takes off his shirt!Policeman A is intimidated!Policeman B is not affected!>>862400Thirteen (put your name in) goes to Math... (1/3 to C+)>>862534Blacker Baron convinces the staff to become a janitor!"Just go into the Janitor's Closet to meet with the old one. Tell him he's fired.">>863785Schist works in English... (1/3 until C+)Policeman B fires-- and hits!Asimov is stunned for 1 turn!
>>864032>ContinueWhat happens if we successfully slay a police officer?
>>864035>>864053Thanks senpai.Schist keeps going... (2/3 until C+)>>864049Like a whisper in the wind, Jack appears with a determined look on his face.The battle is paused until Asimov wakes up or someone interacts with it. Thank god.
>>864064"..."Go study some History.
>>864065Jack studies History, out of everything. (1/3 to C+)>>864070Glim continues her study... (2/3 to B+)>>864077Schist finishes.>English Grade: C+
>>864084Study. "Since no one else is doing it..."
>>864090>>864091>>864107Jack learns... (2/3 to C+)Schist learns... (1/3 to B-)Glom finishes learning.>Math Grade (Glom): B+
>>864113Continue This mod grind tho
>>864113Keep learning Math
>>864121Jack finishes a history lesson.>History Grade: C+>>864123Schist keeps going at some English... (2/3 until B-)>>864124Glom decides to go above and beyond. (1/3 until A-)
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>862252"Manhorse" learns more about math (1/3 to F+)>Pic related>>864113Run into the library, search for a copy (or original) of the Necronomicon.(That's what the roll is for)If I can't find any, learn science by reading books about magnetic accelerators.Also, complain.A lot. About a lot.Not in the library though, no noise allowed.
>>864131Wake up as a thicc qt3.14 female teenager.
>>864132Jack keeps going. (1/3 to B-)>>864139Aleera finds that a copy of the Necronomicon isn't exactly in stock, but she can always just go to science class to learn science.>>864146Pan0 arrives on the scene with, hopefully, the sights for a treadmill.>>864148Glom is lacking God in her life. (2/3 until A-)
>>864154Holy crap it's been a while. Try and figure out what I was doing.
>>864154STUDY"Wow. This George Washington guy is sick."
>>864154Alright, fuck it.Can I attempt to learn double the amount of learning I could do by making rolls?For now, normal learning of science.
>>864154Check to see what clothes I have on.
>>864158Lebron James stands outside of the school. It appears he's back...before the beginning...no, wait, he's just at it again. That would have made for a cool plotline.>>864159Jack studies pretty hard m8 I r8 8/8 (2/3 until B-)>>864160Schist finishes.>English Grade: B->Level Up!>New Perk: Egghead - You will gain +2 to any and all ranged attacks since the angle and velocity are burned into your head.>>864162It'll always be timed like this, despite a nat 20.Aleera decides to go to Science... (1/3 until C+)>>864164Pan0 finds she has skinny jeans and a t-shirt.
>>864178I guess go to history class.
>>864178Wait, I though I was a girl? Am I still a girl? Anyways, go to english class.
>>864178...>>859706If I one science more, right now, I have a better grade.LEARN SOME MATH!And I will continue with science.This Gauss rifle ain't gonna build itself.
>>864178Study wrong passive, OP
>>864159Just something interesting to know, because now I'm turning into that one loser that pops fun facts off the top of his head, Washington would gallop across battlefields repeatedly [during the French & Indian War, I think] in storms of musket balls to both rally troops and deliver general orders while managing to NOT get hit. His horses did though. He was a cool guy.
>>864179Glom feels herself more powerful than ever.>Level Up!>New Perk: Genius - You have become impressive in the field of mathematics. You will gain +3 in all ranged attacks instead of +2, as well as a +1 to all melee attacks.>>864182Pan0 seems frozen.>>864185Suddenly, everybody in the school watches as two men in green morphsuits fall from the heavens and grab Lebron James! They then proceed to do a strange--https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD_imYhNoQ4As Lebron James flies into the abyss, the man himself, Manhorse, teleports in front of him with a giant warhammer taped to his cock."Check em."Suddenly, the numbers 55555 flash across the screen as Lebron is smacked with the cockhammer so hard, he flies into space and remains as one with the cosmos. Pan0 sheds a single tear as he realizes Lebron owed him five bucks.(Console) 12:04:27PM - Lebron is now VAC banned from competitive play.>>864188Jack finishes his History work.>History Grade: B->New Perk: Old News - Because of your history in the form of old warfare and longetivity, you will be able to last much longer in a fight.>>864190For abandoning the work to collect samples, you must start over until you fully get the grade.Aleera goes to Math. (1/3 until C+)>>864205Schist keeps going. (1/3 until B)
>>864218Welp, go to history class.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>864218Alright, look for something that is heavy.
>>864218GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>864218Suddenly,I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.Just like my father told me many times.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVT0iNcImlcLook out of the window, scribble a something on a peace of paper (>Pic related), and start screaming on top of my lungs: "IT'S HAPPENING! YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS! PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH CTHULHU R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN!"Start bleeding out of my eyes while suffering from spasms.Black out for a bit, wake up again, and learn science, if nothing happened.
>>864218>Lebron James >>864234>AleeraWtf is happening?
>>864221Pan0 goes to History... (1/3 to C+)>>864222(Critical Success) Jack ends up finding a row of stainless steel chairs, some desks, a locked box of utensils-- it's a classroom full of stuff.>>864223GLOM PLEASE (1/3 until A)>>864228Schist keeps doing some English stuff. OP is a fucking idiot, realizes he gave Schist the B-tier Math perk, and swaps that out. OP then apologizes, he's mixing shit up left and right. (2/3 to B)>Level Down!>Level Up!>New Perk: Poet - You will gain +2 to any sort of speech or bartering.>>864234I'm going to ignore all that edgy roleplay stuff and say you just abandoned math and learned science for some reason. (1/3 to C+)>>864240Lebron James was an alternate for Pan0, but you can't have two accounts. Aleera is...I dunno.I'm going to take a shower. Make your moves and I'll boopity bop them out in a bit.
>>864243CYKA BYLAT CHEEKI BREEKIHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(continue math)
>>864243Continue going through history class.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>864243"..." Loot the desks for anything.
>>864248Abort.>Maximum idiocy absorbed. Capacity reached. Brain cells combusting>Pick up science textbook and promptly assault Aleera and Glam
Rolled 15, 15 + 1 = 31 (2d20 + 1)>>864251
>>864243> Proceed learning science, because I was just told you can't learn piece by piece, but have to do the same thing three times in a row without any interruptions.Wasn't expecting you to take that shit seriously anyway.To be honest, I got bored.
>>864251Why me?>inb4 better dead than red
>>864251Now THAT'S just uncalled for.>Schist studying English>Aleera studying Science>Glom studying MathHow would that even work?
>>864280I was previously studying science,
>>864285Good thing you know all the meta-bullshit happening, right?Otherwise your character would act out of random bullshit, right?We wouldn't want that to happen.Right?
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>864243>Don a blonde toupee and announce to the janitor that he is fired. Resume where he left off to make some dosh.
>>864288I...what? We can always start an all-out war with the lunchroom alliances.
>>864292We shall see.Weee shall seeeee...
>>864245Glom is ascending the plane of maths. (2/3 until A)>>864246Pan0 keeps studying History... (2/3 until C+)>>864248Schist studies more English.>English Grade: B>>864250Jack loots the desks, but these are just flat desks. That 15 is used to get a steel leg off of one of the desks, though, so not all is lost.>>864251As much as PvP would be welcomed, the Science room, History room, and English room are all in different places. You would also initiate Red status. You still want to go through with this?>>864259Aleera keeps learning science. (2/3 until C+)>>864289Blacker Baron busts into the closet and tells the janny he's fired.>"...Nope. I'm not."Pic related.
>>864339Finish off.Then keep going.I shall ace this test!
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>864339"Neato." Try breaking open the locked box with the steel leg I just got.
>>864343Glom has trained to be one of the best.>Math Grade: AYou feel that your expedition is almost coming to an end.>>864344Aleera finishes.>Science Grade: C+Keep track of this!>>864346(Success) Jack cracks open the box; it's mostly just rulers and scissors, but a bottle of glue also remains at the bottom. Score!>>864350Schist decides to keep going on English. (1/3 until B+)
>>864339Read a very underrated book on the ethics of consumerism, "The Very Hungry Caterpillar"
>>864363Alright!>Keep studying science.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>864363"Hm." Take one of the scissors and break it in half, in a attempt to get the blades.
>>864363Keep on going
>>864365Nous reads that book. It's neat.>>864367Schist keeps at it. (2/3 until B+)>>864368Aleera continues her field of Science... (1/3 until B-)>>864369Jack decides to break one of the scissors. He gets Small Blade (2).>>864370Glimmer is going all the way. (1/3 until Mastery)
>>864380Keep at it
>>864380>Keep learning, until reaching transcendence!Which is probably going to take a while.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>864380Alright, take the two small blades and the glue. Pour glue on one side of the steel leg and pour glue on the other side. Make sure it's good enough to stick shit with.Attach the two blades to the glue spots. Bam, Bladed Steel Leg.
>>864380BECOME THE MASTER(builder)
>>864381Schist does it.>English Grade: B+>>864385Aleera is hustling. (2/3 until B-)>>864386zozzle>>864389Jack glues blades to the steel leg-- couldn't have said it better myself, it's a Bladed Steel Leg.>>864399Glim hears a chorus of angels. (2/3 until Mastery)
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>864416"Alright, neat." Look for some guys to fuck up with muh "sword"
>>864416>Until the bitter end
Rolled 12 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>864416Assert my dominance to the janitor and politely suggest he seek employment elsewhere.
>>864416>I'm to bored to think of something creative related do sci-fy right now, so let's keep going with science. LEVEL UP!
>>864416Genius!Attend class so you can show off your new and profound knowledge.
>>864418Jack finds that it's a school. You could probably find a spare bully or something, or if you're feeling really chaotic, there's some police outside hassling Asimov.>>864419Glimmer has become a master of Freshman Mathematics.>Unlocked Sophomore Math!>1 of 4 Freshman Classes Mastered.>>864422Schist keeps going! (1/3 until A-)>>864426Blacker Baron could have gotten a nat 20; the janitor does nothing but blink.>"Child, you best be gettin' out of here 'fore I show you how to do it fer free.">>864430Aleera feels enlightened.>Science Grade: B->Level Up!>New Perk: Witch Doctor - You will gain +2 in making potions, elixirs, substances like smoothies or alcohol, etc.>>864431Andrew finds he's right outside the school. A chill runs down OP's spine.>>864439Nous can go to Math, Science, History, and English.
>>864448Look around the school
>>864448"Oh, right." "Hmmm." Go study History some more. "Not yet, not yet."
>>864431Oh its Andrew>>864448>Continue
>>864448> Try doing science related to engineering, because both engineering and GENETIC engineering are supperiour.>Or just do continue normal science.>>864451May whatever higher power exists have mercy on OP'S soul.
>>864448Now that that's finished,go back home.Partly for telling Dad of my accomplishment,mostly for the vodka.
>>864451Andrew finds four classes:Freshman Math (C)Freshman Science (C)Freshman History (C)Freshman English (C)>>864452Jack goes back to History. (1/3 for B)>>864453Schist keeps Englishing. (2/3 until A-)>>864457Aleera continues. (1/3 until B)>>864462Glom just goes home. The lawn has a giant patch from that Molotov this morning, but her dad is home.
>>864483>Check the clock>And keep going.
>>864483Go to Art class.
Go to Math class and ask the teacher for his/her name
>>864483Go to History
>>864483Go inside and ask for vodka
>>864486Aleera finds there is no time. It's always just kind of a neutral state.>>864488>>864499Jack witnesses those digits.>History Grade: B>>864489Pan0 finds they just don't take people in for Art class; she'll need to show them she's worth it.>>864490Schist does it.>English Grade: A->New Perk: Novelist - Your language skills are impeccable. You will gain a +3 to all speech rolls, as well as being able to forge basic notes.>>864493The teacher glances at Andrew."Mr. Natas.">>864496Nous decides to go to History... (1/3 until C+)>>864500Glom finds her dad squatting where there used to be a couch (don't ask; DON'T) watching a tiny Fallout-esque looking TV. It's literally incomprehensible what they're saying. Her dad looks at her."Mmph?"
>>864509I... hope that didn't count as an interruption from studying science...>inb4 FUCK
>>864509Ill probably miss th one or two. Just have me continue studying English. Ill be back soon.
>>864509Speak in the best language of Russian Slav to say that I want vodka since I'm old enough for it.
>>864509"Thank you, Bateman." Learn.
>>864509Run into the Principals office while bawling and screaming"M-m-mr.NATAS RAPED ME! HE RAPED ME!"
>>864509>Shrug my shoulders and start doing janitorial work. His boss will set him straight.
>>864510You were studying the whole time, no worries. And since this was the third turn,>Science Grade: B>>864511Schist can't autorun, but I'll save your progress nonetheless. (1/3 until A)>>864512Glam claims that she wants to be a true qt femslav. Her dad's gas mask raises as he stands, as he stares holes into her eyes from two heads above her. Finally, his goggles slowly turn away as he walks out of the room....Five minutes later, your dad comes out with a bottle and a single shot glass for you. It's a murky white liquid, but obviously not semen you fuck. Drink it?>>864514Jack keeps learning. (1/3 to B+)>>864515Andrew finds that the Principal's Office is locked, with no lights on the inside. Mr. Natas doesn't even flinch.>>864526Blacker Baron tries to grab the mop, but suddenly--??? uses Clean Sweep!Blacker Baron lands back-first on the ground!>"Now son, I've patrolled my board for longer than you've lurked in your life. Maybe I need to remove your posts for good so you can understand."Boss Level - Scruffy the JanitorQuest Paused - Gotta eat some Thanksgiving dinner with the family. I'll be back soon.
>>864560Slug Mr.Natas in the face
>>864560Continue through history class.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>864560>Yell for help, defend myself by punching the janitor's nose.
>>864560Drink it of course
>>864565Jack continues doing some History. (1/3 to B+)>>864569Andrew misses. Mr. Natas is just staring at his computer.>>864573Pan0 is historically working... (1/3 to C+)>>864581Blacker Baron calls for help! The entire party could hear it and join the fight if they so choose to, but it'll abandon progress, such and such.>>864590Glam drinks it...it's sweet like a sugary syrup drink, but nothing happens. Your dad nods and hands you an envelope. On it is:MMPH MM HM PHM NNNGH(Oткpoйтe eгo, кoгдa вы cтoитe пoбeдитeлeм)Scruffy turns his mop upwards. It begins to spin... (1/2)
>>864560> Call me stoned, cause I am One! ... it's a joke. You know? One stone? Einstein? It's funny, for you see...> Give up hopes and dreams of becoming a standup comedian.> On the other hand, become the best in science as you can. Proceed with greatness!
>>864607"..." "I hear a soul in need." Stop doing the history and join Blacker Baron's battle.
>>864607Steal Mr.Nata's wallet
Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>864613Nevermind> hear a voice if someone in need (not just a bad daydream this time)> try cooking up some acid to asist in a futile fight, but do your part in it.> cork it up, and prepare to haul it at an angry janitor.(Plus two is applied, yes?)
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>864618>>864613
>>864610Pan0 keeps doing stuff... (2/3 until C+)>>864613Aleera continues science! (1/3 until B+)>>864615Jack runs into the Janitor's Closet with a leg in hand!>>864618>>864635(Critical Success) Andrew nabs Mr. Natas' wallet! Mr. Natas is now mad."That's it, I'm going to punish you. Spell my name as loud as you can. Backwards.">>864628Aleera runs out of her class and grabs some Hydrochloric Acid, then joins the fight!The mop is at maximum speed, sending Scruffy into the sky and out of reach!Acid mop water flies out of the mop!Jack dodges!Jack dodges!Jack dodges!
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>864655"Now, let the battle begin!" Using the newly named "Matador" (the Bladed Steel Leg), stab the fucking shit out of Scruffy.
>>864655Just hum to myself while working in history class.
>>864655Be a very confused femslav
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>864655Walk out of the room while checking the contents of the wallet"Was you're name Mr. I suck nigger dicks?"(Rolling for my question about his name)
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>864655Look for an opening, then procced to haul acid at the janitors eyes and hands.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>864655>Beat the janitor senseless with *my* mop.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>864678Acctually...> guard Prepare to dodge attacks and acid, wait for an opening.
>>864660Jack finds that Scruffy is too high to hit with melee weapons.>>864664Andrew pisses off the math teacher and walks away with a cool twenty bucks. (Keep track of that.)>>864667Pan0 is one off while working on History.>History Grade: C+>>864673Glim is a confused. The world around her becomes a bit more clear, though, as she realizes her sight has become 20/10. She can read the contents of the cereal box in the other room, and she can hear a dog from a block away. Everything looks brighter.>>864678Aleera, unfortunately, misses. The bottle doesn't break and splatter all over the party, thank god.>>864700Blacker Baron finds that he doesn't have a mop, as well as learning what Jack did.>>864726Too late. Be sure to come to a single decision, eh?Scruffy begins to float downward, still putting him out of reach, but easier to hit. He must be running out of energy.Two acid drops fall!Jack is hit! Ouch.Aleera manages to dodge it!
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>864751>Punch the janitor.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>864751"Hm."In this new discovery, throw the leg at Scruffy, sharp end first.Kinda like a javelin.
>>864751"Cheeki breeki vodka now damke?"
>>864758Pan0 keeps going. (1/3 until B-)>>864761Blacker Baron still can't quite reach...>>864772Jack chucks the Bladed Steel Leg at Scruffy...and hits!>>864781Glim finds that her words are but a mere slur, but the world has become insanely clear. Her dad seems to have left.>>864833Schist works. (2/3 until A)Scruffy falls from the air, landing on his feet! He soon recovers and unsheathes his mop like a mighty blade!
>>864837"ORA"Throw a punch at Scruffy.
>>864837>Notice there are suddenly flying janitors.>Whatthefuckisgoingon?>Go back to studying
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>864837>Attempt to wrestle my mop out of Scruffy's hands.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>864843
Rolled 17 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>864837>Take a moment to wonder why he's been studying all this time.>Go to the chem lab room to brew up an explosive concoction.
>>864837Go to my room and search for weapons
Oh crap, I thought you updated. Alright, finish studying first.
>>864843>>864847Jack manages to clip Scruffy, just barely!>>864844Schist manages to be distinguished in History.>History Grade: A>>864845Blacker Baron and Scruffy fight, but the janitor just manages to swing him off!>>864857Try this next turn.>>864859Glom finds that she has no weapons-- but she could probably get some quick enough.The strings on the end of the mop begin to swing at a near-impossible pace, causing a flood of wind in the room. It seems to glow while making a groaning noise, going higher and higher in pitch...
Here's a giant dump of information for your gameplay!B Rank>Egghead - You will gain +2 to any and all ranged attacks since the angle and velocity are burned into your head.>Witch Doctor - You will gain +2 in making potions, elixirs, substances like smoothies or alcohol, etc.>Poet - You will gain +2 to any sort of speech or bartering.>Old News - Because of your history in the form of old warfare and longetivity, you will be able to last much longer in a fight.A Rank>Genius - You have become impressive in the field of mathematics. You will gain +3 in all ranged attacks instead of +2, as well as a +1 to all melee attacks.>Novelist - Your language skills are impeccable. You will gain a +3 to all speech rolls, as well as being able to forge basic notes.Math - Egghead (B), Genius (A)English - Poet (B), Novelist (A)Science - Witch Doctor (B), ??? (A)History - Old News (B), ??? (A)
>>864862Um, Ive been studying English, OPThis is my next action:>>864857
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>864862Pick up the Matador from wherever it launched and charge into Scruffy.
>>864862Look for something that could be a weapon,like a slingshot or a very pointy pencil
>>864881>pencil>not penWhat are you, a faggot?
>>864893I draw. I like pencils. :c
>>864864Jesus, I've been really messed up.>English Grade: ASchist goes into the science room, but finds he doesn't have the keys to the REALLY good stuff.>>864866Jack manages to just slice him again. Scruffy has a bit of bleeding, but nothing to call home and brag about.>>864870Pan0 continues on History. (2/3 until B-)>>864881Glom finds no real utensils here. She could probably get weapons from the range down the street, but still, nothing around her.Scruffy's mop spins at a sonic pace, as his mop glows a sickly blue color...!
>>864904Keep on studying math till grade goes up.
Rolled 11 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>864904>Find chem teacher and beg for supplies because Im SO interested in the subject and I want to apply my knowledge. Express that I want to be a revolutionary chemist when I grow up to be a big Schist. c:
>>864913AhemKEYScough to the supplies.
>>864904Finish up and then head home for the day.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>864904"AAAAA"Start wildly stabbing and slashing at Scruffy using Matador.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>864904>Continue fighting Scruffy.
>>864910Thirteen keeps doing math... (2/3 until C+)>>864913The science teacher passes his resistance roll.>"...Why?">>864918Pan0 finishes up.>History Grade: B->Level Up!>New Perk: Old News - Because of your history in the form of old warfare and longetivity, you will be able to last much longer in a fight.>>864921Jack drops his weapon in his flurry!Scruffy uses Hyper Beam!(Critical) Jack manages to slip and slide through the ray of light, making Scruffy's charge a complete waste!
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>864942>Punch Scruffy.
>>864942Start heading home.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>864942Pick up my weapon and attempt the flurry again. If succesful, call it Andalucia.
Rolled 16 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>864942>Bang my head on the floor in glorious genuflect and beg as I tell him the story of how I was trying to save my baby sister when I was younger and the house was on fire but water wasnt helping at all (it doesnt actually, if you didnt know, you have to cut off the fire's oxygen supply) and so she died and now Ill never forget that. Only if I knew chemistry I wouldve been able to save her. Now, I want to pursue chemistry to make the world a better place and support my severly depressed mom, escapist workaholic and entirely too sleep-deprived dad, and 6 little siblings who come home to a dreary home ever night after elementary school. And then start sobbing and blubberingaboutworldpeaceandhowgodfailedmeandohmynagxhnsbdjdbadvgw
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>864953
>>864897Thanks, that made me laugh. My 6 siblings are happy now.
>>864949Blacker Baron slams into Scruffy! He is not happy.>>864950Pan0 goes to her house. It's nice, you guess.>>864953Jack can't even pick up the weapon.>>864961The science teacher is moved, and allows you to go to the Underclass Storage with tears in his eyes. It's full of some basic fluids and elements you can work with.Scruffy uses the mop to just smack Blacker Baron to the other side of the room! Everyone in the fight is beaten and bruised.
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>864974>Bodyslam that motherfucker.
Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>864974>basicMotherfucker.>Get to brewing that explosive concoction
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>864974Pick the fucking weapon up and smash it into Scurffy.
>>864974Find Dad,boop him goodbye,then go back to school
>>864983Blacker Baron slams into Scruffy!>>864984Schist pours a bunch of magnesium into a litre carton...then decides dropping the match on the fuse is a great idea. It's about to go off, by the way.>>864986Jack slams the bladed leg into Scruffy!>"...Fucking...shitposters..."The mop falls down from the impact-- right on Scruffy's face!Janitor's Mop uses Life Drain!Scruffy's spirit is now trapped in the mop.Boss Defeated!
>>865027>>865029Glom boops Dad and goes back to school with a devoted look.
>>865029>Run up to and toss it out the window
>>865029Pick up the mop.
>>865029Time to go to sophmore math.I must be the smartest femslav
>>865041Schist chucks it out of the nearest window! It blows up outside. Thank fuck.>>865044Jack picks up the mop; sadly, since Scruffy was the only one who could manage such intense movesets with it, but it still has the power to steal life when it's used in combat.>>865054Glim decides to arrive in Sophomore Math. THIS is difficult. (1/4 to C+)
Rolled 7 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>865069>Try again
>>865069"Huh. Neato." Go back to History Class.
>>865069Head into the kitchen and open the fridge.
>>865072Schist makes a fairly decent Molotov cocktail; it'll spread a medium radius of fire when thrown.>>865074Jack heads back to History. (1/3 until B+)>>865108Pan0 finds some various foodstuffs. Yes, foodstuffs is a word.
Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>865114>Make another
>>865114S T U D Y "You will be my bitch, Napoleon. I will defecate on time itself until it becomes my wife"
>>865114Eat some of the foodstuffs.
>>865118Schist creates...something. He isn't sure what it even is, and no amount of inspection could even describe it.>>865124Jack is getting really into it. (2/3 until B+)>>865137Pan0 eats. Yum.>>865151Glimmer is studying hard. (2/4 until C+)
>>865185W O R K
>>865185>Go to the janitor's room.>Locate drain cleaners and bleachWill you be serializing this quest, OP?
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>865185Fucking stole my mop...>Take money from Scruffy's wallet and get his keys. Rolling for dosh.I'm taking his house. He is dead, right?
>>865188Jack finishes again.>History Grade: B+>>865194Schist goes into Blacker Baron's closet in the school and begins to steal some basic drain cleaner.>>865205Glom is working at it. (3/4 until C+)>>865214It appears Scruffy was not a rich or otherwise valuable man; he lived in this closet, and he did it for free like all the other janitors.
>>865240BREACH THE WALLS OF REALITY. HISTORY WILL BE MY WIFE so just learn history yay
Did I miss something?>300+ repliesFOR THE ONE TRUE LORD...
Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>865240>Mix the an acid-based drain cleaner and bleach to create a gas bomb (these shits are lethal). I believe its made through the spontaneous chemical reaction of two compounds found within, one of which I know is hydrochloric acid. Make sure to cap the concoction with something so that I don't burn my own eyes and lungs.>>865246Janitors an fly.
>>865240Go to sleep.
>>865273This is not funny, OP.
>>865243Jack keeps going... (1/3 to A-)>>865246The Policeman fight was paused until you returned.>>865253Schist makes a bomb, alright. A bomb that's currently flooding the air, and turning your skin an unwanted shade of red.>>865267Pan0 takes a nap.>>865268Glom does it!>Math Grade: C+>>865284It kind of is. Also, what did you mean by 'serializing'?
>>865308W O R K
>>865308Play vidya gaems.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>865308I roll to seduce.
>>865308>Ffffuck!>steal the keys from Baron and drag him out.Going to need these. Hold on.
>>865332Dont forget to shut the door.
>>865313Jack keeps at it. (2/3 to A-)>>865318Pan0 plays vidya. She's shit.>>865319Glom decides to push herself even farther. (1/4 to B-)>>865325Asimov somehow, because of incredible RNG, managed to seduce both Policemen! They're absolutely stunned!>>865332Schist literally steals Blacker Baron's keys, kicks him out of his own office, and stays in the room with the acid. You can feel your face contort unnaturally.Policeman A is seduced.Policeman B is seduced.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>865308Walk out of the room while checking the contents of the wallet"Was you're name Mr. I suck nigger dicks?"(Rolling for my question about his name)
>>865308>Go to the nurse to get patched up. Tell her I was assaulted by the janitor who I replaced.
>>865352Take out my snuff box of marijuana and smoke a toke.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>865352Fornicate.
Rolled 14 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>865352Um, I meant to leave the office. Go up to the police and exclaim>Someones being killed in that room!>Point to the janitors room>Lock them in after they enterSerialize as in have a sequel
>>865352Keep studying Math.
>>865354I already replied to this.>>865356The nurse nods and fixes you up with a wink.>>865357Jack manages to become an expert.>History Grade: A->Level Up!>New Perk: Baby, You're History! - As well as gaining a +1 to ALL attack rolls, your knowledge of fighting over the decades presents you with a shitload of stamina. It takes a hell of a lot to bring you down.>>865361Pan0 doesn't have any drugs in her inventory.>>865363Asimov just fucking rapes them into submission. They fall limp on the floor.>>865368There will be new threads, but no sequel is planned unless people really want it after this quest.Schist walks up to the police, but they've been...well, let's just say Asimov 'dealt with' them. Their weapons lie on the pavement.>>865396Glom continues... (1/4 to B-)>>865433Thirteen finishes her Math.>Math Grade: C+
>>865448"Fuck, I forgot to resupply!"Look for my fake ID
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>865448Welp. Look for a bully to fuck up.
>>865448Remember the results of my action
>>865448Test my lewdness since apparently lewd is a thing while studying
>>865448>Go to the principal for a replacement mop.
>>865448Attend Science class, preferably with a focus on biology.
>>865458Pan0 doesn't have a fake ID, either!>>865459Jack looks around and finds some kids just walking around. They look shady enough.>>865460>>865463Schist gains a Police Baton and a Low-Voltage Taser.>>865464Teacher gets mad, you walks away with 20 dollars.>>865482Glim is lewd. And working. (2/4 until B-)>>865485Blacker Baron gets a shitty wooden non-magic mop. Oh well.>>865488Asimov squats on the bodies for some reason.>>865494Thirteen decides to do some science! (1/3 until C+)
>>865529"Ah man, I totally forgot that."Go to my closet/dresser and put some pjs on.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>865529Point at one of the shady kids. "I challenge you to a duel!"
>>865529Do I get any attack bonuses for using a baton or taser? Or does the DC just decrease?>Study English
>>865529>Commence janitorial duty.
>>865532Pan0 puts on pajamas.>>865534Jack takes the Steel Leg and shanks the guy. Just, boom. He's done, son.>>865536Science indeed, Thirteen. (2/3 until C+)>>865539Schist finds the baton is a melee weapon meant to disarm and down people; the taser can completely stun enemies for a few turns.>>865540Glim keeps going. (3/4 until B-)>>865542Blacker Baron does some mopping shit... (1/5)Bully A prepares...Bully B is guarding.Bully C prepares...Quest Paused - See you guys in the morning, probably 8/9CST. Keep on dreaming and meming!
>>865547Keep on studying
>>865547More science? More science.Goodnight QM!
Rolled 12 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>865547"Let's see which of us is truly capable of the title." "I swear, on my sword, that I will once again be prove victorious!!" Slash at Bully A
>>865448>Continue studying I would like a sequel to this. It seems like a waste to study so much and loose all those passive modifiers. Moreover, we wouldn't have to be so meta in following threads if we retained much of what we grinded here. It would allow for more "fun". The disparity between players shouldn't be an issue; you can treat new players as new player who joined this thread late, it's essentially analogous.
>>865547>Do more janitor things!
>>865529Go to the towns gun store
>>865547Bah. What do I care about a few people who supposedly existed. And what is this about "dates"?Don't they know that time is relative? Einstein proved that in 1904!I'd better go to Science. They'll be more receptive to my superior intelligence.
>>865571I probably won't be on in the morning, so just have me repeat janitor tasks.I have some medical problems that I've been dealing with all night.
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>865547It appears as if I blacked out all of a sudden.What did I mi->>865253OH GOD> Escape as fast as possible. If the door is locked, break it open by force.Focus on the hinges, they are easier to break.
>>866244Not sure?!I don't recall leaving? I just fell asleep during>>864751
>>865547>unlock the door to the janitors room
>>866250Oh wait, I never locked it. I only closed it so you're cool. >Continue studying english
>>865550Glom is a powerful pon.>Sophomore Math Grade: B->Level Up!>New Perk: Exponential - Angles are your bitch. Your +3/+1 will not change, but rolling a 19 in a ranged attack will count as a critical.>>865553Thirteen does it.>Freshman Science Grade: C+>>865556Jack manages to take out Bully A before he even attacks! That's gotta hurt.>>865562I see your point. There's just a limited time I can run this quest, and I usually don't want to jump into something that might ruin the delivery.Schist studies English, the last class he worked on. (1/3 to Mastery)>>865571Blacker Baron keeps janitorizing. (2/5)>>865601Andrew heads over to the Shooting Range. The guy who runs it has a dark stetson and a look that even slightly intimidates you."You need something?">>865643Nous goes to Science... (1/3 to C+)>>866237Aleera flees the room with her hair and nose burning red. She'll recover soon, but that was horrible.Bully A is sparing you.Bully B throws Jack at Bully C!Bully C knees Jack in the face! That actually hurt pretty bad.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>866435Attempt Andalucia (which is a bunch of wild stabs) on Bully C.
>>866435>Continue studyingIm not saying to leap into it. What Im proposing is that if you're going to make more youth quests in the future anyway, let us retain what we achieved in past threads as the same character. Of course anons dont NEED to continue with the same characters. But it would be nice for those that do.
>>866435Well, that was a close encounter.> Do science class, it's doesn't hurt that much... probably...> Go to the nurse if it hurts to much.
>>866439Jack slices and dices, but Bully C dodges every attack flawlessly.>>866441Glimmer keeps going. (1/4 until B)>>866442Oh, of course. At the end of the thread, I'm going to ask everyone to tell me their grades in their classes for the next thread. The threads before were a sort of playtesting for this system, so everything should carry over now.Schist feels his mighty conquest close to ending. (2/3 until Mastery)>>866458Aleera goes to science. (1/3 to B+)Bully A is sparing you.Bully B kicks Jack! Ouch.Bully C counters Jack to the face! Jack is starting to get a bit bruised.
>>866508Yeah, we are back in business!> Continue
>>866508Im cool with that. :>>MOARSUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS
Rolled 6 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>866508"...En garde!"Shank Bully B,
>>866508>Keep at it with the janitorial stuff.
>>866524Are you expecting to be payed?
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>866508Speak to the man"I'm a liiiiiife taker annnnd a looooove maker! I need something that spit's lead."
>>866509Aleera continues. (2/3 to B+)>>866513Glom. (2/4 until B)>>866514Schist has finally mastered the powers of English...well, 25% of it.>Sophomore English Grade: C>1 of 4 Freshman Classes Mastered!>>866517Jack manages to clip Bully B, but not enough to finish him.>>866524Blacker Baron has some shiny floors. (3/5)>>866533"We got a lot of those. How much money you got to work with?"Bully B flings Jack into the closest locker! He's suddenly grateful he has all these health perks.Bully C misses and punches Bully B! Bully B ends up on the ground, but recovers swiftly.
>>866532Well there's 5 parts to it, so I'm either getting a heap of cash, some nice stat growth, or a unique skill.
>>866551>Go to the empty classrooms and do the janitor thing in them.
>>866551>Continue.>>866553>inb4 broom mastery
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>866551Check my wallet while talking"I got 20$ but I'm sure we can work something else out.Slap my ass seductively
Rolled 7 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>866551"Thank you, Bully fuckboi!" Stab the Bully of Bs with the BSL/Matador
>>866551Keep on learning
>>866561Blacker Baron goes into a classroom and starts mopping desks people are using. Then, he walks up to the teacher and slowly drifts the mop under her bra, cleans those tits, and walks away. There are no consequences. Nobody expects the janitor inquisition. (4/5)>>866563Schist keeps going?! (1/4 until C+)>>866564Let's recap for a second the expert plan that Andrew has:1) Walk into a gun store as an underage.2) Sing.3) Slap your right asscheek and ask for a $20 gun.Moving on."The cheapest thing we have is 50 bucks.">>866568Jack slashes Bully B! He's done, son.>>866569Glom, please. (2/4 until B)>>866572Yes, ma'am!>Science Grade: B+Bully C and Jack stand face to face; the opponent gets into a defensive position.
Rolled 16 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>866606"Charge at me with all of your strength!""Your horns can't pierce my soul!" Slash at him.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>866606Tweak my nipples from under my shirt"I-I'm s-sure you can lower the price to 20$.... Ahhhh...f-fuck..."
>>866606Keep working desu familia
>>866606>Study~>>866611Just reading this makes me uncomfortable
>>866613>>866611Can you not.
>>866606>Do my last janitorial task for the day.
>>866606Let's see that second Science Perk.In two more turns.
>>866609Jack slashes, and Bully C tries to disarm! The two have a tense moment, but Jack knocks him back with brute strength!>>866611The man is starting to become alarmed."...Are you...you're fucking serious, aren't you?">>866612Glom no (3/4 until B)>>866613Jacob spawns, but glitches through the ground and flies into the ground, going out of the skybox and eventually despawning.>>866615Schist is just powering through. (2/4 until C+)>>866626Blacker Baron gets paid 25 dollars. Keep track of that!>>866628Aleera has high hopes. (1/3 until A-)>>866650Gumball teleports next to Jacob's body and suffocates just the same.>>866654hesnoteventrying.webmBully A is sparing you.Bully B is sparing you.Bully C swings and misses!
Rolled 10 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>866684"Behold! The power of Jack!" Shank the fucking hell out of him. Ya know, Bully C
>>866684Keep goingI should have gotten to B already but okay
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>866684Lol my tongue out of my mouth and moan"Ahhhh... y-yes... how about you cut me a dicount?"
>>866684Sure am! Let's keep it going!
>>866684spawn me in F A M
>>866684>janitor work only pays $5 perWooooooow>Go on a date with the nurse.
>>866684>>866737Words cannot express my amusement.
>>866721If you remove Andrew from existence.>>866695>lolloll
>>866684>>866694Hey hey!>Sophomore Math Grade: BGlom keeps working. (1/4 until B+)>>866692Bully C gets a nat 1, grabs Jack's weapon, and stabs himself with it...efficient, you guess.>>866695"I...yeah, just put all your money on the counter. I'll give you a gun just to get the fuck out.">>866700Aleera is getting up there... (2/3 until A-)>>866729Schist continues. (3/4 until C+)>>866737You think that's bad? The last one did it for free!Blacker Baron and the nurse decide to go on a date...but where?Somewhere, the wind blows softly.
>>866756Put the money on the counter and wink seductively at the man while holding my hands out for the gun
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>866756"..." Yank the weapon out of him and point it at Bully A and B. "Give me all of your shit."
>>866756I CAN FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME! IT'S A GOOD PAIN!I- I mean... Yaay... level up.
>>866756>Go see a movie with the nurse. Yes, I'm paying for popcorn and snacks.
>>866756Faggot.You told me so.
>>866756This is a farce! Passing off Newtonian mechanics as if they're fact!And don't they know that evolution is just a theory?I'm going to math. Where they at least have LOGIC, unlike these other neophytes.
>>866942Nothing in life matters.You don't live, but are experiencing the process of dying.Let's go for a coffee later!
>>866760The man takes all 20 dollars and hands you a 9mm Makarov."Please leave.">>866762Glom is still going. (2/4 until B+)>>866764The two empty their pockets; there's 28 dollars here, two sets of Clothes, but nothing exclusive or rare."Please let us go!">>866795Aleera does it!>Freshman Science Grade: A->Level Up!>New Perk: Define "Religion" - With a +3 to creating potions and other mixtures, you can also gain a +1 to crafting utilities.>>866837Blacker Baron and the nurse, who's name is Mary, go to see a movie. It's pretty decent.>>866850Schist completes his task.>Sophomore English Grade: C+>>866936Awww...>>866942Nous goes to math class...? (1/3 until C+)I decided to share a discord for this one. Ignore the most recent shitposts: https://discord.gg/wjYsCWk
>>866986"Impressive. Well, I shall give you two mercy." Grab the crap and walk over to the gym.
>>866986That one was alright.But the teacher was really rude.All I did was bring up how the real number system we use is inextricable with our culture and history, since other number systems such as the surreal numbers or the ordinals, and that therefore we shouldn't try to pass off facts about the real numbers as facts about the world in general or that we've proved anything intrinsic to the world or its operations but only to some abstract objects we've defined that we believe to act similarly to the natural world.And he laughed at me!School is dumb. Teachers are dumb.I'm getting coffee with Aleera.
>>866957Sure!But I must argue that life and non-life is not a true, objective aspect of something, but only a measure of how it resembles us and our operations. It is as subjective as whether something is cute. Thus we never truly die, only seem less life-like to others until everyone is in agreement that we are more unlike a living person than like.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>866986Pickpocket the 20$ from him then leave
>>866993Schist keeps going... (1/4 until B-)>>866999Jack loots everything and heads to the Gym. Seems like there are a few things he can do here:-Basketball-Dodgeball-Sharks and Minnows>>867006Glom is insane. (3/4 until B+)>>867012Nous leaves and goes to a cafe...but has no money.>>867027(Critical Success) Andrew does a perfect pickpocket...but the gun owner gets a nat 20 too, and snatches it back!"Just leave, dude."The wind blows faster.
>>867042Keep fucking learning
>>867042>Dodgeball Gotta get dank with dodging.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>867042Put the gun in my pocket and walk back to school like a gangster(rolling for how bad ass my walking looks)
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>867042Busk for cash
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>867043Fornicate this student.
>>867090Excuse me you fucking wot m8?
>>867090>Comes in 100 posts later>First priorityLOL
>>867042>Buy lunch at a burger joint with Mary.
>>867043Glom has perfected her art...well, not really, but this is some heavy metal shit.>Sophomore Math Grade: B+>>867048Jack joins some Dodgeball...until a fucking titan straight out of the /fit/ bible comes out."ALRIGHT, MOTHERFUCKERS, IT'S TIME TO GET /fit/ AS FUCK!"The gym coach throws a dodgeball into the wall-- it goes right through it. Jesus fuck.>>867051Schist is an English machine. (2/4 until B-)>>867068Andrew walks to school like a kool kid with a concealed gun.>>867071Nous plays a simple beat...but not enough to attract that dank OG major league cash.>>867090Asimov tries to tongue-punch Glom's fart box...but misses!>>867167Blacker Baron and Mary get a burger. Tasty.The wind is stronger still.
>>867201Enter the school and find the weight roomProceed to get stronk
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>867201Do as Socrates did and preach philosophy to the laymen
>>867201Is there going to be a fucking storm?>Continue
>>867201Time to go even further beyond,again
>>867201(Missed one thing.)-Dodgeball-Blue: 10 FreshmenRed: Jack, 9 FreshmenObjective: Throw balls, get paid. If the enemy's roll is higher than yours, your teammate-- or you-- is out.Prizes: Competitive Mode, Dodgeball (1)
Rolled 7 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>867201"...Neato." Throw a dodgeball at one of the freshmen on Blue Team.
>>867201>Kiss Mary and head back to the school with her.>Commence English learning.
>>867214Andrew finds that the school doesn't have a weight room, or one that's open, at least.>>867217Nous attracts the attention of some people. They listen for a while to your ideals.>>867224Schist keeps going... (3/4 until B-)>>867234Glim is starting to go beyond all human reasoning. (1/4 until A-)>>867242Jack eliminates the freshman on his ass!>>867254Blacker Baron makes a move...Mary accepts the kiss!Blacker Baron decides to go back to English... (1/3 until B)-Dodgeball-Red: Jack, 5 FreshmenBlue: 7 FreshmenDodgeballs litter the court from such warfare.
Rolled 16 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>867308"I AM THE FUCKING STRONG" Throw some more dodgeballs at Blue Team.
>>867308Keep fucking going holy shit
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>867308Start a philosophical revolution!Every man must know that he knows nothing!
>>867308Find something I can use for weight liftingProceed to get stronk
>>867312Jack wastes another guy with another ball. Too easy.>>867314Glom begins to feel a breeze coming on as she works... (2/4 until A-)>>867317Schist feels empowered...and a tinge of gay. Wha-->Sophomore English Grade: B->Level Up!>New Perk: Fanfiction Writer - You now have a +4 in speech rolls, and you can also forge any signature or note. You also are, like, 5% bisexual, because who the fuck writes fanfiction?>>867319Nous gains 3 followers in his special philosophy.>>867331Andrew finds people and desks and stuff, but anything could be a weight. He could also exercise manually or go to the Gym.Red: Jack, 3 FreshmenBlue: 3 FreshmenA siren is on, but nobody can hear it. The wind is coming, harder than ever.
>>867308Continue studying science.Ugh, keep missing sessions due to timezone differences
Rolled 6 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>867416Keep wasting the Blue Team.
>>867416Go to the gym and lift the first thing I see, unless the thing could harm me
Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>867416FINALLY>ENTER THE HALLWAY, MOTHERFUCKER>ENLIGHTEN THESE SINFUL PAGANS OF THE GREAT OP. THE ONE AND TRUE GOD. SHOW THEM TRUE FAITH AND OMNIPOTENCE. RECRUIT THEM INTO MY CONCLAVE OF OPISTS. BUILD AN ARMY. BY THE WAY A CORE TEACHING IS "HOMEWORK IS BLASPHEMY"; COME CHILDREN.
>>867416Keep goingLook outside
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>867416Become Philosopher-King of the school!
>>867433The dice gods really want this, OP
>>867416>Keep doing English.
>>867416Continue studying science.Earlier post was ninja'ed by update.
New player, joining inName: KoGender: Female
>>867417Thirteen keeps studying... (1/3 to B-)>>867421Jack scores another one.>>867424Andrew lifts a bag of gym clothes. The owner looks at him with a kek look.>>867433Schist convinces 3 people to join him on his adventure.>>867435Glom finds that the outside is a murky gray sky... (3/4 until A-)>>867441Nous goes to the school; not many people are open to his wisdom.>>867474Blacker Baron continues English. (2/3 until B)>>867606Ko stands outside the school.Red: Jack (Last Man Standing)Blue: 2 FreshmenHE COMES.
Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>867666>HE COMES.Dad?>MOAR! LET MINSTRELS SING OF THIS DAY.
>>867666Go find some weights and lift them
Rolled 7 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>867666"EN GARDE" Try to knock out the last two.
>>867666>Finish the English lesson.
>>867666>Go to Science Class
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>867666Don't you see! Live your life without considering its worth and you're no different from a sea slug! Only I, who has knowledge of philosophy for dummies, am fit to lead us!
>>867676Glom finishes, but just as the door splits in half from the hinges!>>867677Schist only gets one more guy.>Guild Members: 4A loud sound cracks outside.>>867679Andrew finds there are no weights here...a loud bang is heard outside of the school, however.>>867682Jack knocks out a guy, incredibly, as the other opponent misses! A loud crash alerts both of their attention, but the game continues nonetheless.>>867684Blacker Baron finishes with a boom, quite literally outside.>>867771Ko go to Sco, ho. (1/3 until C+)>>867810Nous finds that his audience is...running? OH SHI--As the school is doing their daily activities, a stray ray of fire explodes at the entrance, sending several unimportant students screaming. As the creature stands, towering over the youngest in the building, his voice shatters several windows."FILTHY MORTALS! I HAVE COME FOR THE ONE THEY CALL GLIMMER!"The Senior uses Throw Football!It goes over the school...then over the city...then, uh...that football isn't coming down anytime soon.
>>867812>Wait what the fuck?>Whatever>Study history
Rolled 13 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>867812"Well, that looks important but." Knock out the last guy.
>>867812O-oh fuck uh...Pretend that isn't happening at all and continue studying
>>867812Pay no attention to what is going on outside>Continue on with Science class
>>867812Go outside"Who's banging!?"
>>867812I'm at an A grade in English now, right?What was the perk for that?>Study History
>>867812Continue on in science class.Say hi to Ko if she's in the same class. Maybe share some tips since Thirteen's just finished C grade.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>867812Convert the senior to philosophicalism
>>867821Schist does History... (1/3 until Mastery)>>867822Jack slams the last guy.>'Dodgeball - Competitive' Unlocked!>'Dodgeball - Casual' Unlocked!You have been given 1 Dodgeball.>>867827(Because I forgot, here:)>Level Up!>New Perk: y=mx+b(itch) - You have a +4 to ranged attacks and a wicked +2 to all other attack rolls. Let it rip.Glom decides to ignore that and keep studying. (1/4 until A)>>867850Ko keeps studying Science... (2/3 until C+)>>867873>Freshman English Grade: BBaron decides to go for History... (1/3 until C+)>>867935Thirteen says hi to Ko... (2/3 to B-)>>867978Nous tries to convince The Senior, but only manages to be a target.The Senior picks up Nous and slams him into the ground! Holy fuck, he's hurt!
>>867935>>867992>Keep at Science>Ko waves at Thirteen. She would happily accept some study help. She want good grades after all.
>>868001> More science!> Sit together with Ko and trade notes.And a new friend ^.^
Rolled 7 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>867992"Jesus." Grab the dodgeball and enter the Senior fight, while throwing it. Of course. "I challenge you to a duel!"
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>868010Fornicate.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>867992This pain is just proof that I'm alive.Also, ow.Rolling to get some pity-followers
>>867992>Continue studying History.
>>868072This must be a calling from Fate. I should, perhaps, not fornicate with students.
>>867996Glom is fucking legendary right now. (2/4 until A)>>867999Schist feels himself grow historic. (2/3 until Mastery)>>868001>>868007Study sessions!>(Ko) Freshman Science Grade: C+>(Thirteen) Freshman Science Grade: B->(Thirteen) Level Up!>(Thirteen) New Perk: Egghead - You will gain +2 to any and all ranged attacks since the angle and velocity are burned into your head.>>868010Jack stuns The Senior!>>868061Asimov puts his dick in actual jacks, pretty much neutering him for good.>>868065Nous gets no followers. The three he already has look terrified and are waiting for commands.>>868069Andrew spots The Senior.>>868088Baron keeps going... (2/3 until C+)The Senior recovers!The Senior grabs Jack and shakes him all around!Jack is dizzy!
Rolled 11 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>868200"Well, fuck you too." Pull out the mop and smack the Senior in the face with it.
>>868200>Continue the intense Study Jam with Thirteen and offer him some Strawberry Flavored Pocky from your bag.
>>868200Wait... Isn't Egghead the math perk? And witch doctor (alchemy) the science perk? So I should have WD instead.> Intense science jam continues with Ko> Accept the strawberry flavored pocky, and start searching bag for treats as well>>868231Thirteen's actually a girl *cries externally and pulls fluffy hoodie over face* And that drawing is really neat. And really cute XD
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>868200Walk up to the senior and put my gun to his head"I'll fucking kill you if you don't stop!"
>>868200Follower 1, get the nurse. I can't feel my legs.Followers 2 and 3, get some books on philosophy from the public library.
>>868200>Do more history.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>868200Time to leave flesh thoughts behind and focus on serving the one true Lord.>>868200Divekick the Senior, in the name of the One.
>>868257>Follower 1Make bombs>Follower 2Make bombs>Follower 3Make bombs>Follower 4Make bombsGive them the keys to the chem cabinet.
Rolled 8, 1, 17, 13 = 39 (4d20)>>868324Bless my rolls, OP.
>>868205Glimmer feels mighty. (3/4 until A)>>868217Jack uses Scruffy's Mop on The Senior! A surge makes Jack feel a little bit better, but The Senior looks a little bit worse. Could it be...?>>868231Ko keeps going. (1/3 until B-)>>868264Apologies. You now have Witch Doctor instead of Egghead.Thirteen noms stuff and keeps it up. (1/3 to B)>>868280Andrew tomahawks the gun and falls flat on his face.>>868292Follower A is calling reinforcements... (1/2)Followers B and C scavenge the library. You'll be notified if they find anything of importance.>>868304Baron has finished.>Freshman History Grade: C->>868323Asimov kicks The Senior! It does about nothing.>>868324>>868327Schist commands his followers to create a bomb while he deals with the frontline.The Senior grabs Andrew and Schist, then claps his hands! Both of them are pretty hurt now.Jack is no longer dizzy.
>>868371What, oh shit I mean hustle as in finish the last (1/3) for history
Rolled 5 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>868371Throw the dodgeball at the senior! "RUSH, PALS"
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>868371Heal my allies, Andrew and Schist, with the Light of the Lord!
>>868371>More Studies! Thirteen and Ko will be the smartest crafters in school!
>>868371Cry just a little bit
>>868371Keep on going
Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>868371>Recruit more acolytes
>>868371>Follower 1Make cocktails>Follower 2Make cocktails>Follower 3Make cocktails>Follower 4Make cocktails
Rolled 2, 9, 13, 9 = 33 (4d20)>>868428This yields 4 separate cocktails upon success, correct?
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>868371Shoot the senior in the head"Inhale my dong!"
>>868374Oh.>Sophomore History Grade: C>2 of 4 Freshman Classes Mastered>New Class: Psychology>>868377Jack just manages to hit The Senior!>>868379Asimov manages to rub off Andrew's more recent gashes, preventing any extra damage.>>868383Ko continues in Science... (2/3 to B-)>>868385Nous decides to cry a bit. Mary rushes out of the school.>>868400>Sophomore Math Grade: AGlimmer feels that her REAL conquest is coming to an end.>>868405Baron keeps going... (1/3 to B-)>>868420(Critical Success) Schist manages an incredible 6 new people to join, making his 10 player cap full!>>868428It appears only three Cocktails were made, because Follower A had an off day today.>>868483Andrew keeps fucking up.The Senior is charging his punting foot...Quest Paused - The fight continues, next time on Dragon Ball Z!https://discord.gg/34YQ5eU
>>868493>Continue learning English.Wasn't my English at a B before? Why is it a C now?
>>868493>Study more in Science with Thirteen.
>>868493>PsychologyLove you, man.>Study psychology
>>868520For some reason, the sheets were mixed up. You currently have a B+ and are working towards an A-. Sorry about that.
Rolled 2, 7, 16, 5, 8, 1, 9, 19, 10, 5 = 82 (10d20)>>868493>>868533All followers brew cocktails
>>868536So I currently have x4 cocktails, one crit 20 success concoction, a police baton, and a taser?
>>868549>crit 20 success concoctionMYSTERY concoction
>>868493Science buddies with Ko, more science!We'll probably keep going even into Sophomore probably
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>868493Shoot senior in head
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>868493Bask Schits in the light of the Lord!
Rolled 19 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>868493Mop the fucker.
>>868650I'm not fighting, bro. Soon.
>>868493Oh. If I listen carefully, I can hear the English class take place. Might as well learn something.
>>868493Decide to stay at home today and search my room for something fun to do.
>>868493It's time to realise our wrongdoings.> Apply for Hall monitorProbably have to go to the principal for that, right?
>>868496Glimmer is starting to go beyond all levels of knowledge. (1/4 until Mastery)>>868520>>868536Blacker Baron continues with English... (2/3 until A-)>>868525Ko keeps studying in Science.>Freshman Science Grade: B->Level Up!>New Perk: Witch Doctor - You will gain +2 in making potions, elixirs, substances like smoothies or alcohol, etc.>>868533Schist decides to study his new class. (1/4 until C+)>>868542Six cocktails have been created.>>868549You now have Cocktail (10), a Mysterious Device, a Police Baton, and a Low-Voltage Taser.>>868580Thirteen continues Science with Ko... (2/3 until B)>>868645Andrew finally manages to pop a bullet into The Senior! He groans out in pain.>>868650Asimov finds that Schist isn't there, and he has no holy light in the first place.>>868765(Critical Success) Jack manages to suck more life out of The Senior, but he isn't going down yet!>>868788Nous decides to dedicate himself to English... (1/3 until C+)>>869116Pan0 finds a TV, but there's really not much here.>>869790The Principal's Office is locked for whatever reason, but the staff don't need a hall monitor anytime soon.The Senior uses Punt!Asimov takes critical damage, sending him to the ground in blood! He isn't down yet, though.
Rolled 9, 9, 8, 11, 16, 15, 14, 2, 8, 12 = 104 (10d20)>>870242All make molotov cocktails
>>870242Preposterous.But I shall continue my studies anyways.> Science it is.
>>870242Just watch some TV. See what's on the news today.
>>870242>Same as the last 4 times, Study with Thirteen and become a mad scientist.Then later I'll switch over to English for the speech perks.Here is a picture too. I didn't know what Thirteen looked like.
>>870242Keep shooting that fucker
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>870275
>>870246Schist keeps learning Psychology... (2/4 until C+)>>870247Nine new cocktails are put next to the stash. That's...a lot.>>870248Aleera does Science... (1/3 to A)>>870251Pan0 watches some news, but all of it is completely gay; one channel is bitching about who won a completely democratic vote, another is talking about how the Egyptians are actually aliens, and another one is a shitty marathon of old, no-nostalgic-value cartoons.>>870253Ko keeps studying Science... (1/3 until B)>>870260Glimmer believes. (2/4 until Mastery)>>870275>>870276Andrew keeps firing! The Senior is injured!The Senior grabs a slab of cement and throws it at Andrew...and it fucking misses!
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>870324Keep shooting"This is what happens when you fuck with me!"
>>870324>Study Science more with Thirteen
Rolled 1, 15, 20, 6, 7, 4, 7, 1, 12, 13 = 86 (10d20)>>870324
>>870324Don't think I'm going to stop here!>>870331> Working in groups? Oh, ok. I'll just join these guys over there, and it won't be awkward at all!LET'S DO SCIENCE TOGETHER!YAY!
>>870324"Well whatever then."Go to school in my pajamas and go to the gym.
>>870326Andrew pops another bullet in. The Senior is getting weak...>>870330Schist continues playing mind games. (3/4 until C+)>>870331Ko continues to study Science. (2/3 until B)>>870332Glimmer feels her power rising... (3/4 until Mastery)>>870337Seven more cocktails...>>870345Aleera is becoming a madman. (2/3 until A)>>870364Pan0 decides to head to the gym. There's some games here, with promised prizes of cash and...perks?-Dodgeball-Basketball-Sharks and MinnowsThe Senior falls to his knees..."I feel her power. She's close. I...I can't fail now. I have...to insult...the fucking nerd..."
Rolled 16, 13, 13, 8, 5, 12, 8, 11 = 86 (8d20)>>870390>Study>8 followers make cocktails
Rolled 15, 19 = 34 (2d20)>>870390>2 throw cocktails (1 each) at bullyNo one touches my future super soldier.
>>870390Play Sharks and Minnows in muh pajamas
>>870390HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASQUAT ON TOP OF MY DESK AND YELL CHEEKI BREEKI TO FINISH STUDYING. CAPS IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>870390FINISH HIM with the gun
>>870390>Continue studying English.
>>870345>>870390>Continue Studying and nervously greet the new, slightly smarter, student.
>>870390>Implying I'm not already a lowlife piece of science obsessed trashKeep at it.
>>870392>Psychology Grade: C+The Followers return to tell you that they ran out of rags and alcohol. These are all the molotovs you have.>>870396Followers A and B light The Senior on fire...he stands, on one knee, doused in flame.>>870397Pan0 decides to line up to play Sharks and Minnows.Objective: Get to the other side of the gym without being tagged. As more people get tagged and become 'sharks', it'll be harder to get to the other side. The goal is to be the last man standing.Prize (12-15): $25Prize (16-19): $50Prize (20+): $100>>870399Glimmer has become a mathematical god.>Sophomore Math Grade: A+>1 of 4 Sophomore Classes Mastered>1 of 4 Freshman Classes Mastered>>870402Andrew fires at The Senior...>>870404Blacker Baron finishes with English.>Freshman English Grade: A->Level Up!>New Perk: Novelist - Your language skills are impeccable. You will gain a +3 to all speech rolls, as well as being able to forge basic notes.>>870405Ko studies hard.>Freshman Science Grade: B>>870412Aleera keeps at it.>Freshman Science Grade: AThe Senior suddenly stands mighty."MY WORK IS NOT DOOOOONE!"The Senior swings and misses!The Senior clips Andrew!The Senior hits Andrew!Andrew is on his last legs!The Senior hits Follower B!Follower B has died.>Schist's Guild Members: 9
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>870568Enter God Mode.
>>870568>More Science please. I want an A+ before moving onto English. Ko should also ask what Anime her two study buddies like.
>>870568Not finished yet!
>>870577With science, that is.
>>870574I like Bitter sweet, like PMMM and Hellsing Ultimate. You know, the OVA?Also slice of life.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>870568>Follower B diedMotherFUCKER>Study>Logically speaking, this isn't worth. But... Follower A AVENGE OUR KIN
>>870568Be very proud of myself and give the math teacher a smug slav look.
Rolled 11, 2, 6, 17, 9, 20, 20, 12 = 97 (8d20)>>870586Aw...Well anyway, >everyone else be good boy and girls and go make daddy some money. Hussle hallway kids. Stay FAR away from bullies.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>870568Run away Fire at the senior while fleeing!(Rolling for pot shot)
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>870568Wake up. Take apart the Matador, and with it's parts, turn the Mop into the closest thing to a sword that I can do.
>>870611what should i do
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>870568Okay, play sharks and minnows
>>870681what should i do
>>870568>Keep doing English.
>>870685Stop being a faggot, that's one.
>>870568I am a history buff
>>870685You need to fucking kill yourself. Removing yourself from the gene pool will help humanity a little bit.
>>870689Study history, man
>>870689 i start reading MIEN KAMPF for "learning purposes"
>>870573Asimov feels pretty good right now.>>870574Ko keeps studying... (1/3 until B+)>>870577Aleera keeps going... (1/3 until Mastery)>>870583>>870599>>870671>>870681>>870685>>870689Wyatt stands outside the school. The world is doomed.>>870586Follower A is completely useless currently.>>870589The teacher gives you a cheeky grin...mostly because he doesn't know half of what you wrote down on your latest assignment.>>870592The eight followers go out to scout money-making opportunities...you'll be notified when you can control them again.>>870598Andrew fucks up, but gets a decent scalp.>>870647Jack manages to fuck with Scruffy's Mop/Bladed Steel Leg... (1/3)>>870684Pan0 survives the first round just at the minimum, but she must roll a 9 or higher for the next round.>>870686Blacker Baron does more English. (1/3 until A)The Senior punches Jack! Shit, this is actually getting intense.The Senior punches Andrew!Andrew is in peril!The Senior slams into Asimov!Asimov is on his last legs...
>>870801Keep working while giving the senior the bird.
>>870801>I clearly said to fleeFlee
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>870801Alright, here we go!
>>870801Go see what is all the commotion about
>>870801>Keep studying English
>>870801What is this sensation coming over me?> Let's find out! Continue
>>870801>Science! Ko tells her new friends that she enjoys One Piece, Reborn, Parasyte, etc. She goes on about the various animes she enjoys, mentioning things like One Punch Man and he dislike of Tokyo Ghoul.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>870801>Schist continues studying>Follower A assists Andrew in escaping and escapes him/herself as well. I guess this reduces the difficulty of his DC?
>>870837The manga for Tokyo Ghoul was good. The anime was crap.
>>870837>Give them a glance of "filthy casual", with an intensity of 2/10, since there were some pretty decent choices in there.
>>870872>"What? What's with the look? Something I said?"
>>870987ima go into the school
>>870812Jack continues while making himself a target. (2/3)>>870813Andrew bails from the fight.>>870815Pan0 does it! The next round needs to be 10 or higher...seems like the minimum goes up by one every time.>>870831Glimmer exits the room...and falls to her knees at the pure sight of it all. The entire fight stops as The Senior looks directly at you.>>870834Baron keeps getting comfy with the language... (2/3 until A)>>870835Aleera finds her art has been coming to an end now. Science is her calling. (2/3 until Mastery)>>870837Science indeed, Ko! (2/3 until B+)>>870846Follower A bails as well, leaving Starlight pretty much alone.Schist does more Psychology. (2/4 until B-)>>871216Wyatt, please reply to only my posts.Wyatt goes into the school. It appears he could go to Math, Science, History, or English, or he could go to the Gym to play minigames. He could also fight bullies out of their cash, or go to the Gun Store down the street.The Senior looks at Glimmer, and only Glimmer."So, you have arrived."The Senior, bloody and bruised, gets into a battle position for the last time. He won't be able to live after this fight...will you?
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>871382
>>871388Yep, that was pretty much expected there. But hey! Dubs!
>>871382"Eh fuck this I'm going to study history"Just walk away to history class
>>871382Yes! I can see it now!I'm not even close to building an exo-suit.Yet.> This shall be finished
>>871382>Finish the English lessonSo can I get A+?
>>871382>More Science please. All of the Science. Just ignore all the fire and explosions outside.
>>871382i want to go to history
>>871382Having fallen in asleep in class due to being unused to the timezones, Thirteen once again continues sciencing and asks Ko for tips this time.>>870837Having fallen asleep in class, Thirteen replies that she likes Full Metal Alchemist, Madoka Magica and OPM. She's still quite new to anime, and so asks for some recommendations.
>>871553Oops, meant One Piece (OP) instead of OPM (one punch man), though I guess the latter is fine too.