''I wonder if Urahara-san just wanted to scare me with all that talk about this being a wasteland...''
Tatsuki didn't really know what to make of this.
In fact the thought of making a huge mistake in attacking the man occurred to him soon after she finished speaking.

However Dante walked up to the side of the tower and looked down.
''What the hell was that for?
Here I am trying to help you and you show your thanks by shooting me?''

What shocked Tatsuki was not the fact that he survived but that there were no sign of damage on his body at all.
''What the?''

''Great...
You aren't the sharpest knife in the crayon box. Are you?''

''Hey asshole!
I never asked for your help!''
She screams upward.
But as she finished her sentence she got an idea.
''Hey!
I'm looking for Kaizar Soize! Do you know where he is?''

Dante raises an eyebrow.
"Listen girl, I don't know who you are but you just shot me and now ye'r demanding answers from me?
Do you know what manners are?"

"Do you know where he is or not?"

Dante sighs.
"Yes..."


It's been several days since the whole incident with Hao and since then you've been enjoying your well deserved rest.
Currently you are sitting on your couch and reading the newest issue of Exequias time, a weekly black and white comic series published by Rudbornne.
You chuckle to yourself as you flip through the pages.

"Who knew Rudbornne had such a refined sense of humor?
These chibi Arbol clones are amazing!"
You talk to your wife who is currently preparing lunch.

"Apparently before he became an arrancar he was stuck in one place as a tree.
He draws inspiration from that time.
According to him it got very boring so he had his soldiers perform plays."

You are just about done with your book when you hear a knocking on the door.
By the time you turn your head at the noise it opens and you see Dante casually walking into the room.

"Yo!"
He begins sniffing the air.
"Oh man! Is grandma cooking?
Lucky!"

You set your paper aside and stand up to welcome your grandson.
"Hey there Dante.
What's up?"

"Oh nothin'.
Someone is looking for you grandpa."

"GRANDPA?!"

You hear a shout coming from outside.
When you try to see just who it might be your eyes go wide.
"Tatsuki!"

Just as you recover from that mild heart attack you invite both of them inside and have them seated.
Tatsuki is looking incredibly nervous as she's constantly adjusting herself on the chair.

>Try to calm her down with some small talk.
>Ask her why she came here.
>Start explaining things to her.
>other? (write-in)

>>841956
>Try to calm her down with some small talk.

>Try to calm her down with some small talk.

>>841956
>Try to calm her down with some small talk
This can only end badly.

>>841956
>Try to calm her down with some small talk.
"How's the weather? It didn't rain by chance today, did it?"

>>841956
>>Ask her why she came here.
Spook

>>841956
Spooks, is stealing Fullbrings and this evolving their own something that any Fullbringer can do?

>Writing

>>841986
Technically yes

>>841992
And a hollow just needs any regular ol Quincy Cross to make a Quincy now? Are they limited to energy one or can they eventually make one that's fully solid like SS arc Uryuu?

What if they put on either old or new Sanrei glove?

>>841992
>Plot rock gonna make her happy now

In other news. Where the fuck is the other twats because if SHE only got here by herself. I'm fucking amazed and she needs training.

You awkwardly scratch your head trying to make sense of the situation.
It doesn't help that you see Dante barely containing his chuckles on the other chair.
But luckily for you your savior has come in the form of your wife.

"Lunch is ready!"
She announces the upcoming meal and comes out of the kitchen in her apron.
"Oh...
Welcome."

"'Sup grandma!"

Tatsukis eyes go wide as she finally realized what's going on.
"You're married!"

"Yes. Yes I am."
You sigh.
"In any case, how about you join us for a meal?
It's not much since we didn't expect guests but we'll manage."

Tia clears her throat.
"Actually my stomach's been acting up a little.
I think I'll skip."

You stand up and go to the kitchen to bring out the plates and the food itself.
Dante looks at the food and becomes cheerful in an instant.

"Aww yeah, tacos!"

After setting the table you give Tatsuki a concerned look.
''I'd avoid the meat if I were you.
Not sure what ingesting hollow meat will do to a human but let's not figure it out."

She looks at the neatly prepared dish and the lined up piles of food before her.
"I don't get it.
Urahara-san said that Hueco Mundo is a savage place, a wasteland where life is full of misery and fighting!
And yet..."

Tia sits down next to the girl and looks at her.
"It was.
For God knows how long life's been harsh here.
Things only changed for the better in recent years."
She looks at you.
"Thanks to a certain stubborn fool."

You blush a little and can't help but smile.
"C-come now, let's not give her the wrong impression..."

Dante however cuts you off in between stuffing his face full of food and swallowing it down.
"Iths twue.
Gwandpa ish the one who made thish place great!"

"For heavens sake Dante!
At least swallow before you speak!"

The boy then proceeds to swallow enough food that could safely choke an ordinary man to death.
"Sorry.
But yeah life is pretty much shit everywhere but here so we have people coming here all the time.
At least we have no problem of running out of space as the forest keeps growing."

You sigh as the situation got even more awkward.
"So...
How's the weather?"

Tia looks at you.
"Really? You couldn't think of anything to talk about?"

"I'm sorry but this is the last thing I expected to happen."
In that moment Dante bursts out in laughter.
"What's so funny?"

"Oh I just started thinking about the weather.
It's quite rainy today."

You raise an eyebrow.
"Rain?"

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But as you said that you saw Tatsuki glaring daggers at Dante and understood what's happening.
The meal passed uneventfully as you talked about some minor things with Tatsuki.
For example you learned that Kuchiki Rukya made quite an interesting choice and decided to leave the Soul Society for good and settled permanently in the human world.
You don't blame her. She was subjected to many horrible things by the very people she swore to serve.
And shockingly enough her brother apparently used his influence to aid her in this.

After recounting what happened to Kuchiki she seems to have calmed down a bit.
"Oh and apparently Ichigos little sister has miraculously got a new functional arm.
But I guess I don't have to tell you that..."
The others look at you in confusion.
"Thank you."

"I couldn't help it. I felt responsible for what happened to her.
The hollow that wounded her did it under my name."

It seems that Tatsuki saw past your tough guy persona and her eyes began to water up.
Luckily she noticed it and rubbed her eyes before she lost her composure.
"I think we talked enough about what happened to us.
Tell me Kaizar, how did you two met?"

You look awkwardly at Tia and then back at Tatsuki.
"Well... I walked up to her and she tried to kill me..."

Tia chuckles.
"I guess I did.
Funny, I almost forgot about that."

Tatsuki looks at Dante.
"And so he is..."

"I'm his grandson.
'Sup?"

She turns to you as she's looking for answers.
With a sigh you begin explaining things.
"Well I had this kinda-sorta adopted son and actually adopted daughter..."

"That's..."

"Fucked up?"
Dante chimes in.

"I wanted to say it more politely but yes."

"Eh, that's not even the weirdest part.
Guess what? While my mother was an arrancar my daddy is actually a human."

Comprehension dawns on Tatsuki.
"You're... FATHER BERGSONS SON?!"

"Bingo!"

>Science, bitch.

>>842025
Spooky likes waifus that are stronger than him. Why do you think Harribel has S- Reiryoku while we are at A tier?

>>842086
Just wait until Rukia meets Aaroniero.

>>842093
Pretty sure its cause she was around longer and fought more battles of survival

>>842109
She honestly wasn't that impressive in canon. Her tactics were pretty poor, and she basically stalemated Captain Jobber.

>>842120
CAPTAIN JOBBER,
HE'S OUR HERO!

GONNA TAKE HOLLOW NUMBERS DOWN TO ZERO

>>842093
That's good and all but Kaizars reiatsu is also S-...

>>842127
It wasn't for a long time, and our waifu hasnt Segunda Etapa yet

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Tia prepares one Taco for Tatsuki when she sees her getting pale.
"Here.
I think you should eat."

With her hands still shaking she takes it and thanks her.
"This is insane..."
She takes a bite of it and soon after she begins to gag and spits it out.
"Ugh... What's this?"

Dante and Tia look at her in bewilderment.
"You don't like it?"
She asks.

"It's... not bad... just."

You take it away from her.
"You can't eat it right?
I had the same problem with the food at the Shiba house.
I guess it's just not compatible with you."

She gives the water a try as well albeit more carefully.
"Well, at least I can drink water..."

After the food is gone you pack away all the stuff and sit down before Tatsuki once more.
"Okay then. Let's talk about business then.
Why did you come here?"

She gets visibly tense.
"Well...
You said that we can come visit right?"

"Yes but I imagine you didn't come here as a vacation.
Otherwise you'd have brought the others.
So what's the deal Tatsuki? You came here despite thinking that Hueco Mundo was dangerous.
Why?"

"We have a problem."
She speaks after a few seconds of hesitation.
"Ichigo just went ahead and vanished."

"Vanished?"

"Yeah.
We don't know where he could have disappeared.
But he did such a good job that we couldn't even find any clues as to where he could have gone.
And on top of that a couple of weirdos showed up and started attacking us.
So far we managed to fight them off but I'm afraid we won't last for much longer.
I came here because we need your aid Kaizar."

"Do you suspect that these same individuals are responsible for Ichigos disappearance?"

"That's the only thing that we could come up with but when we asked them they denied everything."

"Yeah but your enemies are generally not reliable sources of information.''
Dante chimes in.

''Exactly! Those bastards are obviously the culprits."

You snap your finger to catch Tatsukis attention.
"Tell me.
Who are these people?"

"Fullbringers...
And a lot of them."
Your eyes go wide in surprise.
"So... Will you help us?"

Dante kicks back on his chair and puts his legs on the table.
"Sweet! A field trip!"

"Dante!"
You raise your voice at him.
"I haven't made the decision yet!
And even if I did it wouldn't include you."

"Why not?
I think it'd do him good to visit the human world for an extended period of time.
In fact I'd also like to go."

"You too Tia?"

Tatsuki looks at you and starts begging.
"Please!"

>You have nothing to do with this (refuse)
>Fine but I'll go alone
>There's no point in resisting, the 3 of us will help
>Other? (write-in)

>>842138
>There's no point in resisting, the 3 of us will help

>>842126
Personally, I prefer NotAnon's explanation that her fatalism basically caused her to seriously under perform in the face of heavy casualties.
>>842138
>There's no point in resisting, the 3 of us will help
I'd also bring along Nel, We'll need the help to keep Dante contained.

>>842138
>There's no point in resisting, the 3 of us will help

>>842138
>Field trip time

Also
>given the chance to kill the fullbringers earlier
>anons dont take it
>fullbringers fucking shit up
This is our fault

>>842138
>>There's no point in resisting, the 3 of us will help

>>842138
Being outnumbered 2:1 by the wife and the grandchild

Not a scenario any intelligent commander could expect to win under.

>>842145
>>842138
>I'd also bring along Nel, We'll need the help to keep Dante contained.
Fair point. Plus, she's one of the few hollows that would play nice with the Humans.

>>842138
Hellverse whe-

Wait. It is time. A lot of Fullbringers, at least 36 maybe. They need a hollow/hollow-like Zanpaktou like that of Arrancars so they got Ichigo...

IT IS FINALLY HAPPENING!

「OVER HEAVEN」

>>842162
Stop that

>writing

>>842138
Also, this time we're bringing a phone or three connected to Vanahiem. If for whatever reason we need backup I don't want to have to spend forever to get it

>>842162
The Vizards probably kidnapped Ichigo.

>>842187
You're denying us the miracle, 「OVER HEAVEN」, even when Spooky is creating the plot, like an exam student scrambling to finish the last questions on his exam before the chime?

>>842162
>. A lot of Fullbringers, at least 36 maybe.

There are not 36 of them.

>>842211
There are now.

You sigh after realizing the situation you are in.
"Fine but we are bringing Neliel!"

Dante throws his arm in the air.
"Come on!"

"No!
Not a word!"

"But she's a total buzz-kill!"

"Good!
I'm not going to deal with your shit in the living world!"

"Ugh... fine!
But don't complain to me when she decides that we should ALL go and visit a bunch of churches and museums!"

"You think we are going on a vacation?
In all likelihood we'll have our hands full with enemies!"

"And I'll wipe the floor with them in about five seconds!"

"Do you really want to kill a bunch of humans Dante?"

His expression goes sour.
"N-no..."

"Well judging by how fragile they generally are I'd say they wouldn't be able to withstand you when you are just playing!
If you went serious for even a moment you'd probably atomize half the city!
So no, if we are doing this then you'll exercise as much restraint as you can!
Understood?"

"Fine... whatever."
Dante sighs.

"Good.
Now please be a good host and escort Tatsuki to Yatas lab.
We'll meet you there shortly."

"Okay."

When they leave you look at your wife.
"Are you alright?
You said you feel sick."

"It's nothing.
I just lost my appetite, that's all."

"For some reason I find that hard to believe.
Maybe since you're a shark and I know just how much you can eat."

"I told you it's nothing.
Now go and get dressed and I'll do the same.
By the way why do you want to visit Yata at a time like this?"

"Because I imagine he'll get pissed if he doesn't get any data on the fullbringers."

After slipping into your trenchcoat and Tia dons her own Espada clothing the two of you get Neliel and explain that you require her assistance in the living world.
The three of you then make your way to the Lab where you see Dante and Tatsuki standing before the entrance.

"Get this old man, she actually wanted to go in!
Crazy right?"

"Good job holding her back Dante."
You turn to Tatsuki.
"I'll be right back. In the meantime the others will keep you company."

"O-okay.
But tell me, what's in there?"

"A man with way too much free time."

>>842226
>A man with too much free time.

Yata really is best man. Even running all his bullshit. He still has free time.

>>842226
>>842253
The very moment, the very nano second Yata learns that all Fulbringers can transfer their powers and steal those of others, and evolve their own through it, his science dick will grow three sizes.

And when he learns that the leader of Fullbringers still has Shinigami powers and is Substitute Shinigami, and using both in Bankai makes him pseudo Visored?

Yes

>>842283
NOW, YOU SEE!

Leader of Fullbringers at that point ate unknown amounts of Fullbringers and had a zanpaktou. He could have very well tried to achieve Heaven but didn't eat enough, he didn't break his Zanpaktou... Or he was simply in the middle stage and he still had yet to go to a specific location and await new moon. There was no new moon in Karakura town at that time

Upon entering the complex you are greeted by a most grizzly sight.
Chains covered in bits of flesh are stretched all across the place.
Every inch of the place is covered in a sticky goop that while has a purple color is unmistakably blood.
Strewn across the ceiling are strands of skin that when looked at from a distance spell out the words "Fuck" and "You".

It's not easy to shock you but the sheer amount of brutality that you just witnessed was pretty effective.
So much so that as you backpedal a bit you accidentally bump into one of the chains and the fucking thing starts talking.
"Aaaah Kaizar.
It's so good to see you.
How have you been in these past few days?"

"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!"

"My apologies.
It seems that this form has disturbed you more than I anticipated."

Then almost in an instant all the bits of flesh, skin and other bodily fluids converge in one place.
Almost faster than your eyes can follow it they snap together and form Hao.
You hear Yata walking out of the back room and he immediately begins shouting.

"GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!
THERE GOES TEN HOURS OF MY WORK!"

Pale as chalk you look at Yata with furious eyes.
"WHAT. THE. FUCK?!"

He sighs and takes out a flask of what you only assume to be pure ethanol.
"I didn't want to believe that this fuck is completely immune to pain or harm.
And after watching the movie "Hellraiser" I found the inspiration I needed and went looking.
It took me half a fucking day to pull this guy apart. AND THEN HE MOCKED ME!"

"I simply asked if he is pleased with the experiment."

"YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!"
He turns his attention to you and his attitude completely changes.
"So... how can I help you?"

"I-uh...
First off I need to forget that I ever saw that!"

Yata quickly grabs a bottle and tosses it to you.
"Drink that.
It's similar to bleach. It'll hurt like hell but it'll melt the part of the brain responsible for short term memory.
Normally it'd kill you but your healing is pretty bullshit."

For a second you actually consider drinking it but then you just toss it away.
"On second thought I'll just stick to good old alcohol..."

"Fine have it your way."
He takes another swig of his flask.
"Anything else?"

"Yes...
I'm going to the human world to face some fullbringers."

"Ooooh does that mean I-"

"NO!
Well yes, because I actually want your analysis on fullbringers.
But you really made me consider this with your stunt!"

"Hmmm...
I think I have just the thing."
With the press of a button one of the walls rises up to reveal several vats with floating bodies in them.
"I wanted to copy Aizens little gigai thing.
Sadly I only managed to create them for a few individuals in such a short time.
You can take yours. I already installed the data gathering device in it."

This gives you an idea.
"Who did you make gigais for?"

"Why are you asking?"

>>842343
Oh God, what unholy things has Yata done to these Gigais, they are nearly perfect copies of peoples bodies after all.

>inb4 he has one for every major female Arrancar in Vanaheim
>inb4 he reveals that he is the ultimate waifuist.

>>842355
>>842343
Good to see every little idea about Yata's science dick was confirmed.

He's clearly the man who needs to go 「OVER HEAVEN」

Although with Bleach we know Hell is real and never seen a Vasto Lorde or Arrancar go there so 「UNDER HELL」?

>>842343
God damn Yata, just God damn.

>inb4 gigai of Mila Rose
>inb4 "what is this strange fluid on it?"

>>842359
I know this is probably asking a bit much.
But can you please shut the fuck up about that, it wasn't funny the first 12 times, it isn't funny now.

>>842374
>Mila and Yata lead a different life behind closed doors
>They have human lives in the real world, with a human son thats also in a fake body
>They only ever appear when called because otherwise the secret would be blown.

>>842374
>make Mila mod-soul and yata-less-scientific-because-god-help-us-mod-soul.
>all their kinks within reach.

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Upon exiting the building you present Tia, Nel and Dante with their own respective gigai.
At first they are curious about it but after a brief explanation they find the idea of having a corporeal body appealing.

"So you mean I can go and mess with the living?
Neat!"

"No and I'm going to tell Yata to lock yours down in Negal if need be."

"Oh..."

Tatsuki looks at yours in particular and she seems to be amazed.
"So you wore one of these?"

"Yes.
But they are little more than suits made of flesh.
If we don't put them on they can't even be considered living."

After the four of you don your meatsuits you open up the Garganta and step through.
As you are walking Tatsuki marvels at the abyss.

"So you can open a portal at will to this place?"

"Of course we can!
Heck almost every hollow can."
Dante answers her.

But this brought up an interesting point.
"Tatsuki... How did you get in the Garganta anyway?
I'm assuming that's what you did as I'm not aware of any other methods for entering Hueco Mundo."

"Urahara-san said he's been working on a portal to your world for a while now..."
That's alarming to say the least.
Urahara is a smart man and you don't want to know just why he'd want to come here.

After a few minutes of walking through the place you step out of the portal and you are standing several dozen meters in the air.
Tatsuki looks down and speaks up.

"I'll never get over the fact that I can almost fly on my own.
I mean standing on the air counts as flying, right?"

You wanted to answer her but your mind trailed somewhere else when you saw Harribel in a school uniform while lit properly.
As your eyes wandered along her form you quickly shook yourself and regained your composure.

>Lead the way Tatsuki
>We should go and investigate the place of your engagement
>Let's find your friends and say hi
>Other? (write-in)

>>842430
>Lead the way Tatsuki

>>842430
>>Let's find your friends and say hi

>>842430
>We should go and investigate the place of your engagement

>>842430
>>>Lead the way Tatsuki

>>842430
>We should go and investigate the place of your engagement

>inb4 we need to fight everybody because the Full-cunts made them all think we're the enemy again and Tatsuki has to save them.

>>842430
Our wife is going to be the death of us
>That body
>That Uniform
>Us flying high in the air
>Suddenly all blood makes a mass evacuation from brain to dick
>Black out and crater into the city turning into a pulp
Thank goodness for our healing

>Lead the way Tatsuki

>>842446
>implying we wouldn't sic Dante on them at that point.

>>842446
>they try to fight us
>Ichigo is the only one that is a legitimate threat out of the highschoolers
>Ginjo recognizes us and wants his wallet back

Tatsuki wins

>writing

Also roll 3d10.
Best of 3
DC of 24 no crit

Rolled 1, 2, 6 = 9 (3d10)

>>842485
welp

Rolled 5, 1, 1 = 7 (3d10)

>>842485

Rolled 3, 10, 6 = 19 (3d10)

>>842485

>>842488
>>842490
>>842495
>these rolls

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Rolled 1, 7, 8 = 16 (3d10)

>>842485

>>842498
>>842495
>>842488
>>842490

Couldn't we have just... Used our Pesquisa? Or remembered that weird group with odd Reiatsu?

>>842506
>>842498
Clearly Sharktits outfit was too extreme for us to handle.

>>842509
I was right, all the smart blood evactuated to the groinular region thanks to sharktots massive tots in that outfit.
[Spoiler] Do you think they will get bigger if she gets pregnant?[/Spoiler]

>>842513
>if
It's already begun, probably.

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"Tatsuki..."

"Huh?"

"We are here, so how about taking the lead?"

She points at herself.
"Me?
B-but I don't even know where to begin."

"I'm sure you have at least an idea about what should we do.
Don't worry, we're here to help."

She takes a deep breath and then exhales.
"Okay I'll try.
Come on! Think, think!"

Dante raises an eyebrow at her.
"Really?"

"Hey if you have nothing constructive to say then shut up!
I'm trying to think of something...
WAIT!"
She slams her fist into her palm.
"I got it!
We should go and get Uryu!"

"The quincy?
Why?"

"Other than Ichigo he's the only one I know that can use Spirit Ribbons."

"Spirit Ribbons?
That's the first time I've heard of those."
Harribel speaks up.

"Well apparently it's a rare technique that can be used to track individuals by their spirit energy."

"Why not just simply use your regular reiatsu sensing abilities?"
Neliel asks her.

"Because this has a much wider range and allows for more accurate tracking."

You nod.
"Okay then but you'll have to do the talking.
He barely tolerated me as is, not sure how he'd react to a bunch of hollows."

"Sure.
But you are too harsh on him. He can be a surprisingly pleasant individual if you get to know him."

"I doubt that either of us are willing to overlook the bad blood between our races..."

After that Tatsuki lead all of you to the Ishida mansion and she rang the bell.

"Hello?"
Uryu spoke on the intercom.

"It's me Uryu.
I brought some friends who can help us deal with those fullbringer bastards!"

"Yeah I sense them.
Could you tell me why you thought that bringing a bunch of hollows here would be a good idea?"

"Look, we can't win without help!
Now pull that stick out of your ass and help us!"

"Ugh, fine..."

>>842526
>pull the stick out of your ass and help
>Ugh

Well alright Uryu, just next time remove it somewhere but infront of us.

>>842535
NOW!.... PUT IT BACK IN!

>>842541
Slowly~

>>842541
>>842549
>Flash backs to him running his camp
>States out loud " Do i need to get in their faggot? Or will you follow orders"
>Snaps out of it and acts as if nothing happened
>Yata dies again? laughing from listening in.

>>842563
Christ, that combined with the characterization of Uryu in one of the Bleach Abridged series on youtube has me dying.

Why do I have the feeling that Kaizer might end up bullying ANOTHER quincy into giving up their powers?

Shortly afterwards the young Ishida came out in his school uniform.

"What's that Uryu?
No fancy cape this time?"
You ask him.

"Keep mocking the holy robes of my ancestors hollow.
We'll see how long it takes for my patience to run out."

Tatsuki jumps between the two of you and speaks up.
"That's enough you two!
What we need to do now is focus!
Uryu do you think it possible to use your spirit ribbons to find the fullbringers?"

Ishida simply blinks a few times and then pushes his glasses up.
"Of course I can! What kind of a question is that?"

"You forgot you can use that didn't you?"

"N-no!"

As flustered as he is he manages to calm himself down to use that technique of his and sure enough many different ribbons appear around you.
The white cloth of reishi flows around you like water their pristine whiteness gives them a sense of purity.

"This is..."

"Beautiful."
Tia and Neliel spoke up one after the other.

"Got it!"
Uryu quickly reaches for one ribbon and grabs hold of it.
How he managed to differentiate the identical ribbons from one another you'll never know.
What's even scarier is that Ichigo apparently can do the same.

But the boys expression changes from triumphant to terrified in mere moments.
"This is!''

''What is it Ishida?"
Tatsuki asks him.

"It's the Kurosaki Clinic!
They are currently at the Kurosaki Clinic!"

Both you and Tatsuki snap in the direction of Ichigos home.
Your eyes get focused and you give the order.

"Follow me.
It's time to take out the trash.''

Your family members all nod and they take off after you.
Since there is no time to waste you'll travel in the air at top speed.
Once you reach your destination you descend slowly, gently.
Your Pesquísa reveals that whoever is in the house they are not fighting.

"They took hostages?
Cowards!"
Neliel observes.

>>842584
Oh god, he found Yuzu

>>842584
Aw crap, this is gonna be a messy as shit fight.

>>842604
At least mommy Kurosaki isn't a full strength. Otherwise Facebook would find it very difficult to cut her.

>>842584
>>842591

M..maybe they are just having tea, I mean Dr Kurosaki is a Captain after all and a pretty tough one I thought.

Pls let Yuzu be okay, we can only replace so many body parts before maimed children make us broken inside like sadbat.

>>842608
No, I mean:

He felt Yuzu. Yuzu arguably has some hollow Reiatsu in her due to new arm from goop. Social link and official ask says that Isshin and others tried to limit who knows about the Arm.

Uryuu felt Yuzu's kinda hollow Reiyroku and thinks it's the Fullbringers we are looking for

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"Be careful.
We don't know what they are up to.
And remember our top priority is saving the civilians."

As you walk up to the door you contemplate just how to enter the building.
But strangely enough the door opens on its own for you.

"Oh my.
What a pleasant surprise!"
The woman before you is Ichigos mother: As you look at her you see that she has an apron and oven mittens on her.
"You are Ichigos classmate Krieger right?"

You scratch the back of your head in awkwardness.
"Erm... Yes?"

"I'm sorry to say that Ichigo is not here.
But you are more than welcome to come in and wait for him to come home!"

In that moment Tia pokes your side.
"What's going on?"

"I have no clue."

Kurosaki Masaki practically pulls you in the house alongside your friends.
Now you kinda get where Ichigo got his attitude from.
As you enter the living room you are greeted to a familiar sight.
Mr Leather-Jacket, the man you've robbed before.

He raises an eyebrow at you.
"Well... Ain't this a surprise?"

"You..."

Masaki steps next to you and observes you.
"Oh? You two know each other?"

"No Masaki.
Can't say we do."
Leather-jacket speaks.
"So... "Krieger" or should I say "Kaizar"?
We meet at last..."

Not wanting to alert him by changing your stance you instead prepare yourself to jump at a moments notice if need be.
"How do you know my name?
And what's your relation with the Kurosakis?"

"You don't know?
I'm Masakis brother.
Name's Ginjo by the way.
And as a heads up, we know quite a lot about you.
Ya see we have ways to extract information from whoever we want."

"Who's we?
So far all I see is you."

The man looks up towards the stairs.
"Yo Tsukishima!
Get down here!"

As you hear someone coming down Tia pokes you again.
"I've got a bad feeling about this.
Our Pesquísa is not working in the house!"

"I noticed!"
You whisper back to her.

A man with a white shirt and suspenders descends the stairs and looks at you.
For some reason the bastard reminds you of Aizen and it makes your blood boil.

"Greetings.
I'm Shūkurō Tsukishima and I'm Ichigos brother..."

This time you actually enter a fighting stance.
"Okay... this is fucked up!
I know for a fact that berry boy has NO brother!"

He doesn't respond but merely smiles and Ginjo speaks in his stead.
"You see we were looking forward to meeting you as we just love making new friends and thought you'd make a fine friend!"

"Thanks but I'll pass!"

"Ohoho! We are not asking!"

In that moment you hear the door behind you opening and see Tatsuki and Uryu stepping in.
You turn back to face your enemy in relief.
"Good you're here.
Now let's get this ove-"

In that moment you see a sword protruding from your chest and a sharp pain overwhelms your mind.
"W-wha?"

Tatsuki leans in close so she can whisper in your ear.
"Hey... Kaizar...
Did you know that... Fullbrings can be transferred?"

>>842620
OOOOOOOOOOOH

OVER HEAVEN UNDER HELL MIDDLE EARTH!

>>842620
>Tfw you're worried Dante is literally gonna cause a Crater to form.

>>842620
fuck.

>>842631
>>842636
Heaven or Hell, lets rock

See, on the one hand, getting facebooked is fucking terrible, but on the other, Kaizar is a monster who could probably fight his friends and family without qualms since he doesn't need to kill any of them and he knows their limits.

I don't know where I stand with this.

You don't know what's happening.
For some reason Tatsuki stabbed you in the back with a pure white sword.
And although you're sure she stabbed you through the flesh and it hurts it apparently did no damage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fRaWZji_Co

"Book of the End."
Tsukishima speaks up.
"My fullbring...
It can not only cut anything but it can effectively allow me to insert my presence in the past of others.
Right now your entire history is being rewritten so I'm in it.
Don't fight it. It's already too late.
Soon you'll become my most trusted ally."

"KAIZAR!"
Your friends call out to you but their voices sound muffled and weak.

You can feel it. The change.
Your memories are being altered. Soon nothing of the present You will remain.
You'll be gone, a puppet to a higher power. Manipulated as they see fit.
And you won't even be aware of it.

But for now... in the depths of your soul...
One thing is overwhelming everything else.

>Rage
>Thoughts of your family
>Despair
>other? (write-in)

>>842620
Wait is that sword Asher's other fullbring?

>>842644
>Thoughts of your family

>>842620
That tricky little SLUT!

Whelp, looks like it is time for a game of SLUT KICKING and Tatsuki is the ball!

Thank you for volunteering Ms. Arisawa, hope your affairs are in order you sword wielding whore.

>>842644
>Thoughts of your family

>>842644
>Rage
Ain't nobody gonna mess with our head

>>842644
>Thoughts of your family and never ever losing them again,

>>842644
But did she stab our ghost souls? Shift control to them and kill the fucker

>>842644
>Thoughts of your family

>>842644
>Thoughts of your family

They will remember us one way and we can use our bullshit powers to fix this.

Fucking hell the Hogyoku might still be able to hear us and decide to fix this.

>>842644
>Desire for Revengeance

Alternatively

>Thoughts of your family

>>842644
>Shut down our awareness and let jesus-bacteria take the wheel

>>842676
Changing my vote to this >>842696

>>842696
voting for this, cause god damn.

>>842644
changing my vote >>842652

to>>842696

>>842696
Voting for this.

>>842696
This is not a valid option as the moment your personality changes you'll take back controll of your body.

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>>842738
Aw.
In that case
>Thoughts of your family

>>842644
>focus on Plot Rock
>wish as hard as hard as you can.

>writing

>>842767
>Waiting and grinding teeth furiously

Not even a second passed in the real world yet it seemed like hours have passed within the confounds of your mind.
Watching as your memories are rewritten one by one was not the worst part.
The worst was knowing that soon you won't be aware that these changes were made.
To you the illusion of one man will be reality and nothing could change that.

No matter how much you resisted, no matter how much you struggled you couldn't fight it.
Having given up you decided that your last thoughts will be spent on your family.

"Neliel, Dante, Pesci, Yata, Alex... Tia.
I love you...''

As the last remnants of your past self died out you were left alone in the confines of your mind.
Right now you can't even remember who you are.
Alone and isolated you see the darkness slowly approaching you.
Not sure why but you don't want to be consumed by it and you call out for help.
In that moment your senses are desperately seeking something, anything that could help you.
And they find it.

A sound.
Although weak you can still make it out.
A rhythmically pulsating sound. Not sure why but hearing it makes you feel safe.
But beneath even that in a dark place you see a small seed.
Seemingly weak and insignificant it's dark color makes the shadows around it seem luminescent.

Seeing that tiny thing slowly growing against the odds feels you with an otherworldly happiness.
The more you look at it the more strength you can draw from it until eventually it dawns on you.
"That's my..."


In the outside world Tatsuki pulls the sword free from your back and you fall on your knees.
Tia, Neliel and Dante look at her in confusion.

"What's the meaning of this?"
Harribel asks.

Uryu steps forward and pushes his glasses up.
"Isn't it obvious?
You've fallen into our trap hollows.
Now your memories will be rewritten by Tsukishima-sans fullbring and you'll become our allies.
With your power we can finally take revenge on Soul Society."

"But can't you see?
He has brainwashed you as well!"
Neliel shouts at them.

"Hmph preposterous.
Tsukishima-san would never do such a thing to us.
Ever since I knew how to speak Tsukishima-san was always there for me.
For all of us."

Dante steps forth cracking his knuckles.
"Don't pay any attention to these losers Neliel.
It's obvious that they are gone.
Instead focus on keeping grandpa in check while I'll clean up the trash!"

Tatsuki takes a step forward and swings Book of the End.
"Cocky brat!"

Dante simply reaches out and grabs the swords sides with his bare hand.
"Maybe I am cocky...
But there is a reason for that!"

>>842866
Spooky! This suspense is physically hurting me man!

Meanwhile in Hueco Mundo Yata Garasu is sitting before his monitors while eating popcorn.

"Well... shit.
Guess the boss is a goner."
He begins reaching for a prominent red button labeled: Hollow Bomb
"I'll just end this shit before it goes even more out of..."
One of his scanners begin beeping furiously.
Rather than pressing the detonator he activates another switch that brings up the scanned data he gathered.
"This is!"
He quickly turns around.
"HAO! YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS!"

Back at the living world.

As Dante is about to cut loose something catches his attention, namely that Kaizars body began radiating with energy.
"Shit! This is bad!
Grandma change of plans! We'll need you to keep him from going berserk!
Maybe he'll listen to you!"

She nods.
"Right."

Your still kneeling body practically oozes with reiryoku and you begin screaming at the top of your lung.
The reiatsu is so violent that it shreds the gigai to atoms and then it also disintegrates your trenchcoat, revealing the Hogyoku floating in the middle of your hollow hole.
With the stone exposed all who gaze upon it can see its radiance.

Using Basilisco as a crutch you stand up.
All eyes are currently on you and eventually Tia speaks up.

"Dear?"

You look at her and let out a warm smile.
Rather than answering you hug her tight and whisper in her ear.
''I swear... I'll never leave any of you!"

Once you let go Tias eyes begin to water up.
"Kaizar!"

Meanwhile Tsukishima is furious.
"No... no, no, no!
NO!
HOW?! You are supposed to be under MY influence!
HOW DID YOU ERASE IT?!"

You clutch the stone in your chest and speak up.
"That's right, O Hogyoku.
You heard my plea. I wished from the bottom of my heart...
That I wouldn't leave my wife a widow and my future child an orphan!
Now then... I'll repay your kindness...
By showing these punks that they can't make a fool of your master!"

You raise Basilisco and point it at Tsukishima.
"Tsukishima was it?
You're a brave man I'll give you that.
Not many are courageous or stupid enough to piss off the devil!
NOW PREPARE TO SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!"

>Go for the kill, no mercy
>Make them suffer, inflict as much pain as possible
>Beat them but don't kill them
>Other? (write-in)

>>842959
>>Make them suffer, inflict as much pain as possible

>>842959
>Make them suffer, inflict as much pain as possible

oh shit

>>842959
>Go for the kill, no mercy
Lets entice a 'brutal' pic

>>842959
>Make them suffer, inflict as much pain as possible

>>842959
>>Make them suffer, inflict as much pain as possible

>>842959
>Make them suffer, inflict as much pain as possible

>>842959
Gank the brainwasher. Then beat up the rest to sort the brainwashed from the accomplices

>>842959
>Make them suffer, inflict as much pain as possible

>>842959
>>Make them suffer, inflict as much pain as possible
>>Beat them but don't kill them

If our family wasn't here I would almost vote for us to unleash supercancer on them. Tinkering with someones soul, that is far too low to let go. We may not want to be that brutal in front of our family and friends. At least hurt him for information before killing him.

The question then becomes, what do we do to Uryu and Tatsuki or do with I guess. They betrayed us, but it was not like they were fully in control, but you also can't say that they had no control.

We were their friend, who fought alongside them and helped them save another friend. We helped train them (at least Tatsuki). Then this guy shows up, convinces them he has been a lifelong friend (albeit perfectly convincing) and suddenly they are totally onboard with the "Hey, lets kill this dude that helped us" plot.

All because we stole this fuckers wallet.

Not sure if our friendship with Tatsuki will survive this fully intact.

>Make them suffer, inflict as much pain as possible

>>842997
You are forgetting that Tsukishima can manipulate the past.
He went as far as to erase Inoues memories of her brother Sora and replaced them with his creations

That dosentake any sense we would have the same thing happen to us of it wert for the hoguku its not

>writing

In the meantime roll 3d10s
best of 3
DC of 14 Crit of 18

Rolled 6, 10, 10 = 26 (3d10)

>>843047
inb4 critfail

>>843021
Ah, didnt realize that, havent read the manga or watched the show to the end.

So fine, I guess we wont break Tatsuki's legs and leave her in a gutter in a foreign country.

Rolled 2, 5, 7 = 14 (3d10)

>>843047
>>843053
Damn, might not even have to roll after you

>>843053
>tfw maximum anger

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>>843053

Rolled 9, 7, 4 = 20 (3d10)

>>843047
>>843053
Goddamn, Kaizar is going to destroy them

>>843021
And blatantly contradictory events tend to cause mental breakdowns like what happened to Chad and Orihime. Knowingly helping brainwash others, instead of "helping" a crazy friend, should lead to a breakdown

>>843076
That typically happens when the greedy cunt starts modifying their memories a second time and adds contradictory shit

>>843076
Or to put it another way, he can write a past into a person, but they will notice if the present contradicts that past. Absent a plausible explination, they break down, and on the fly editing makes it worse.

So did they not just immediately go after Urahara and Tessai once they learned about them?

>>843116
Also started happening when the Soul Reapers showed up to help the "crazy" Ichigo. Facebook did additional editing to compensate and made the problem worse.

At the moment you are looking at Tsukishima but from the corner of your eye you can see Ginjo standing up and readying his weapon, a massive sword.
All the while Masaki is also preparing for combat. Can she even see you?
Regardless of the answer you thought about removing her from the field before she'd harm herself.
You send a wave of concentrated reiatsu and malice at her and it manages to knock her out.
It seems she has a very weak constitution.

Taking this opportunity Ginjo swings his massive sword right at your neck.
''Cross of Scaffold!''
He calls out his swords name.

Not even bothering to block you let him attack you.
Seeing this he grins and uses his fullbring powers to increase the speed of his sword.
It clashes against your skin with a loud clank and sparks fly everywhere.
His eyes go wide as he sees a large chip appearing on his blade.

''Impossible!''

Not dignifying him with a response you jump up and deliver a spin-kick straight into his face.
The man crashes through the walls of the clinic and the next four houses.
You look at Tsukishima and your eyes practically gleam with murderous intent.

Tsukishima looks obviously worried and he shouts for Tatsuki.
"Arisawa!
SEND MY FULLBRING BACK!"

But as he spoke you delivered a powerful swing straight to his face which he avoided just barely via bringer light.
You can practically hear him chuckling as he appears behind you.
Not feeling generous you drive your elbow into his abdomen faster than his eyes could possibly react.
His eyes bulge out and he throws up blood as you basically caused his spleen to explode.

He nervously looks at Tatsuki who throws a bookmark to him which he manages to catch only because you let him.
Normally he'd be smiling right now but the ungodly amounts of pain he's feeling make that hard.
As the bookmark transforms into a sword he begins speaking.

"E-even though you removed my alterations I still got access to your memories!
I know how you fight! I know your every move! YOU CAN'T BEAT ME!"

"Then how about you just kill me now if you are so mighty?
I'm giving you 1 second to decide your course of action but be warned, no matter what you choose the end will be the same.
I'm going to eat you!''

The boy screams loudly as he swings his sword at you.
With blood pouring out of every hole on his head he doesn't really intimidate you.
In the end all it takes is one casual swing to swipe his blade to the side and his eyes go wide.

"H-how?"

"I'll fucking tell you how.
You might know how I fight, you might know my every move.
But that doesn't mean shit when the difference in power between us is so high that I can break your spine in half by blinking!"

>>843148
I knew we should have switched to MySpace

>>843166
Tom would never betray us.

>>843160

Oh that poor little fucker.

He's about to learn how we got our title of El Salvaje.

>>843160
>facebook didn't bother to pay attention to the memories he has of us
>he was literally too dumb to realize kaizar is not to be fucked with.
well then.

>>843160
Spooky, you wasted an opportunity to write "M-Masaka?"

>>842959
Hogyoku top OP

Fuck you Facebook

With his sword out of the way you send him to the ground with a casual push.
As he tumbles backward he falls on a glass table and the shards impale him in several places.
Casually you walk up to him and he begins to sweat profusely as you get closer.

"Now then...
I'll teach you about how to torture people..."

Focusing all your rage into one swift motion you step on Tsukishimas leg and his leg bones get powderized.
His loud screams fill the area as he begins to bleed all over the floor.

''You start by showing them that you aren't fucking around.
Then you can start slowing down to prolong their agony."

Looking at his side you see his sword laying on the ground.
He must have let go of it when you practically severed his right foot.
You try to pick it up but when you see him reaching for it you decide to teach him a lesson by breaking his fingers one by one effortlessly.
Then you finally manage to pick up the blade and give it a close examination.
It doesn't look too threatening but experiencing it first hand gives you some insight to its workings.

You hold the blade before you and after getting a good grip around it you simply bite it in half.
Rather than spitting the pieces out you actually chew and swallow the metal shards.
Now that you have a sword grip with a broken piece of metal attached to it you stab it into his chest and slowly but surely you begin moving it around.
Whenever you reach a particularly sensitive area you give his sword a few good twists and smile as Tsukishima agonizes.

For most onlookers this is a rather morbid sight but you don't care as the fun is only about to start.

And that's where I'll be ending this thread off.

Archive's up and I'll do the pastes sometime later.
Have a good day

>>843218
Aw, we were just getting to the fun bits.

Ah well, thanks for running Spooky.

>>843212

Thanks for running, Spooky!

I wonder what everyone's thinking? I'm guessing that Uryu and/or Tatsuki would be really traumatized by this display, but what would our Hollow entourage be thinking?

>>843234
>>843229
>>843218
Clearly, we need to start ranting about how he knows what we went through during WW2. He saw what we saw, and what we did. And he wants to condemn all of our people to that same hell for his selfish grudge? Fuck him.

>>843234
Brutality is not an alien thing for hollows so they couldn't give any less fucks.

Long time reader here for my first time actually speaking up.

Ate the blade of his sword. That's not either going to bite us in the ass, unlikely since we got crits, or grant us a slight upgrade. Maybe the incomplete copy of our mind has effected some of the Nano-Hollows. Nano-Hollow Ai sounds cool. Not saying or suggesting you're going to do this Spookyng just basically thinking aloud right now.

>>843330
THE POWER OF 36 FULLBRINGS IN KAIZAR

>>843369
Alright I get the reference but has this, or even will this, ever come up in the Quest? I don't remember it ever being said anywhere besides in the thread, but is this a plan that Kaizar (or more likely Yata) came up with, or will come up with?

>>843387
No, there's this one anon who's obsessed with the idea, and the rest of us try to ignore him. Its a Metal Gear reference, and its annoying

>>843424
What? Really I thought he was going on about the [Over Heaven] thing again. Like here >>842162 which I though was a Jojo ref.

>>843482
Alright then so.... >>843387? Helpful friend?

>>843504
Spooky mentioned it on Twitter a few times and it is because, well.

Ressureccion Zanpaktou are vessels made for Hollow based powers

Fullbringer powers are hollow based. They also evolve by having more Fullbrings "consumed" or stolen. Fullbrings can be transferred.

Theoretically a Fullbringer could transfer their Fullbring into a hollow or their Zanpaktou. This might trigger some divergent special stage or evolution or powers.

And spooky was so amused by it he even posted Jojo gifs in response. And said that the only reason he is not going to do it or prompt us into it, making it so we must try it ourselves, Is that he worries he will sully the genius of Araki and he won't be able to do him justice. His words

>>843574
Then by his own admission it won't be a thing.

Are you calling Spooky a liar?

>>843579
Well, it won't be a thing unless we attempt it in less over the top manner?

I mean, at the very least consuming or having one or more Fullbring should do SOMETHINGS. I don't want it to make us go OVER HEAVEN, but anything would be interesting.

Also, I hope that we have the Hellverse movie happen simply so we can go to Hell, see its effects on Hollow powers considering what happened there to Strawberry and net us someone that has the Hell powers.

And incredible thing? If we indeed go into Hell... Guess who will be waiting for us? The big H

>>843574
Ah okay then. So it is possible (?) but Spooky fears sullying the genius of Araki okay that's cool. I can appreciate the idea then, just was wondering if it had any bases in the facts of the universe.

>>843612
>The big H

Literally who

>>843616
Our Zanpaktou can melt into slime to rebuild itself from pieces. Proven when Marr shattered it.

And again, Fullbringers being hollow based and all that shiz

>>843641
Hitler.

Unless you think he wouldn't instantly get sent to Bleach Hell?

>>843657
Hitler wasn't a large man. Why would you call him "Big"? You're shit at this.

>>843663
So what you're saying is I am a Waifu. Because all waifu are shit due to being a waifu, thus by being shit I am waifu

>>843672
No I'm saying you're retarded.

>>843616
I might be retarded, though. I can't remember exact words of what Spooky said, general gist of it tho

I just got here and literally what is this about people derping out about Harribel having been stronger than us for a while?
She was a Vasto Lorde longer, Kaizar's goal has never been "the strongest" and what efforts to get stronger he makes he usually keeps quiet, has better physical stats and the numbers are explicitly based on Aizen's perception.

So is it any wonder we were never Primera? I'd figure Kaizar wouldn't want that recognition anyway.

>>843892
That is to say Harribel has better physical stats, even if it's close, it's been a long day.

>>843892
Strongest is just a measure of raw potential and stat shit
In terms of technique and adaptability id say kaizar has the edge

>>843914
Eh probably, even as Espada Trea, Harribel was a solid tactician but those were typically not based on improving her abilities so much as integrating them.

Her basic take on her abilities seemed to be "good enough to handle most things, fuck it". And, yeah that's accurate so I can see why she wouldn't focus on further experimentation.

>>843892
The point was that Spooks likes his waifus to be stronger than him. And since he's writing Kaizar in second person...

You know, thinking about it, Tatsuki was the one using Book of the End on Kaizar.

So it wouldn't be alterations to reflect Tsukishima's influence right, but Tatsuki's.

So my question is kind of related to what Tsukishima changed for her.
With the changes going after our family specifically...

Were we about to get a Facebook relationship status change? Because she was acting like she knew us in much the same capacity earlier, and that seemed pretty "crush"y.

>>845370
>>843212
If you swing back around feel free to answer or not.
I just had to ask.

>>842648
>>842652
>>842660
>>842665
>>842668
>>842676
>Not wanting to become completely consumed in an instinctive animalistic berserker rage that will destroy the fullbrings and half the town as collateral
You guys are a bunch of pussies, I'll tell you hwat

>>845370
Fullbringers can trade and share their abilities among themselves. When doing so, they can establish certain boundaries as to how their powers can affect one another.

Tatsuki simply got Book of the End so she can do a sneak attack on Kaizar but it's ultimately Tsukishima who did the mind fucking.
You wouldn't want ANYONE witht that kind of power running around

>>845275
That may be the case but it's not the reason why Harribel was stroger than Kaizar.
I just thought it'd fit her well, that's all.

If anons went for Neliel instead (which actually had a decent chance) she would have been always weaker than Kaizar

>>845435
>You wouldn't want ANYONE witht that kind of power running around

Wrong. I would like myself running around with that kind of power.

Checkm8, hollowtheists.

>>845453
Well yes, that's more accurate.
So I'll rephrase it:

You wouldn't want anyone with that kind of power running around except yourself

>>845465
I honestly wouldn't even want that.
Have you seen Tsukishima? Guy's a total prick.
If the cost of having bizarre mindfuckery powers is being a total self absorbed garbage animal I'll stick with just being "meh" at stage magic.
>Inb4 Tsukishima starts going on about "the power of God" and we just tear his head off on reflex.

So I just read the thread and I gotta say, kinda disappointed with the lack of tatsuki obviously crushing on kaizar in front of harribel.

>>851632
She has known us for a few weeks at best, bit fast wouldn't you agree?

>>851820
for a crush? I dont think so

>>845676
You saying you would not use it to erase your minor social fuckups from your, and others memories?

>>852074
Probably would, realize it's a mistake and stop. Mistakes are a learning experience. They're important to keep around.