>>827601
>Inquistoress Amaya Santiata!
Let's purge some heretics.
We can do our victory lap later.
And laugh at cucked flames later as well.

>>827601
>Inquistoress Amaya Santiata!

Time for the Inquisition anons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUMkcBctE7c

If this link's good, it should be Mel Brook's Inquisition theme anons.

You are the Inquistoress Amaya Santiata, a half-dragon who can shapeshift, breathe fire, and purge [b]HERESY[/b].

And right now, your planning to take care of the "furfags and scalies" in Stockholm... You of course have a limited amount of resources to draw upon depending on what your doing...

How will you solve the issue of heresy, madam?

>Try to be subtle and sneaky to avoid causing a scandal! (Sneaky!)
>...Go in loud and proud, call in the army and direct raids on likely places where heresy is likely dwelling! (Loud!)
>Try to find where their dens of deviancy are, and then raid them! (Semi-Sneaky!)
>...Try to find their main hubs and incite the citizenry to fight against them! (Semi-Quiet!)
>You have a idea... (Write-In)

Next, we'll decide who's helping or if you wnat to go solo.

>>827728
>Try to find where their dens of deviancy are, and then raid them! (Semi-Sneaky!)

On the issue of scalies I think they might be salvageable with mutagen but their still weirdos. Better to just purge them all.

You decide to find where their dens of deviancy are, and then raid them!

Are you taking anyone along with you?

>Of course not, you can go solo!
>Get a squad of random soldiers to come with you?
>Ask if Charlemagne wants to come. He's rather religious like you. He'd be happy to help!
>Try to get one of Ren's wives to help?
>You heard of this Adelmann, who is apparently a witch hunter... You could use someone like that to help you.
>Ask another one of the cabinet members?
>Write-in

>>827766
>You heard of this Adelmann, who is apparently a witch hunter... You could use someone like that to help you.
Eventually we'll give more members of the inquisitions mutagens like Amaya so we can form effective hunting parties.

You decide to bring along this Adelmann character who seems rather eager to get into the field...

Of course, you begin your investigation armed with light equipment, mostly a trenchcoat and a light pistol... It should be enough unless you run into anything too terrible. You also make sure to hide symbols of the Inquisition, as you decide the first place you'll visit...

Stockholm is of course rather large, so you'll have to think about where you'll head first... Where would the gays and furfags stay?

Roll me a 1d20+3 to see if you and Adelmann can come up with an idea where furfags would be at... Additional +3 if you can come up with a likely place they'd congregate at.

Rolled 19 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>827785
There's a good chance that they would go to a place like a Viking longship or somewhere where Ren made an appearance. Fenrir is associated with Vikings and Fen for obvious reasons. Maybe on the border with the more Draconic part of town.

19+3=22

Good Guess!

You decide to visit locations where REn made an appearance... Such as a quaint bar on the side of town which he visited one time with his son, and where his dad tends to go to get a drink... You of course sit down with Adelmann in a corner, and order a drink...

"So, why exactly are we hunting people who dress up like animals?" Adelmann says...

"Well, mostly because they apparently like having sex in suits or something, Ren was mostly disgusted talking about it."

"So, now we're waiting at some place he went to and we're waiting for sexual deviants to show up... By Sigmar, I hate Slaaneshians..."

Actions

>Well, want a drink while we're waiting? It might be a while.
>Come on, it'll be over before you know it.
>...So, dealt with these types before?
>Stay silent and wait...
>Any tips you can give me?
>I doubt they'd be heading to a bar just for... Whatever they do. Let's just get going to another place...
>Want to bet how many heretics we'll find here?
>Write-In

Giving a bump.

>>827818
>I doubt they'd be heading to a bar just for... Whatever they do. Let's just get going to another place...

Is Adelmann a human or dragonoid?

Human.

"You know, I doubt they'd be heading to a bar for whatever they do. Let's just get going to another place."

"We've been here for four minutes. And if we want to find them, we're going to have to draw attention to ourselves."

Actions

>And how are we doing that?
>Oh god... Do WE have to pretend to be deviants?
>Let's just get going, ok?
>So, drink a lot? Got it.
>Come on, how hard is it to find a bunch of furfags?
>...Well, I'll shapeshift then. Maybe they might think I'm in a costume or something.
>Write-in

>>828022
>>Let's just get going, ok?
Sorry for inconsistency

Same senpai. I'm busy here too.

"Well, I think we can find them at more obvious places. Let's get going, ok?"

The two of you continue to search, though you feel like your getting closer judging from some people talking about people dressed in a "fur outfit" or something...

So of course, you ask them for where the furfags were going... Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if they tell, additional +3 if you can convince or threaten them into telling you.

Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>828535
>Hi. I just moved here from Spain and I'm with my boyfriend. Can you tell us where all the hotspots are for people are.

Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>828535

Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>828535
Okay to samefag?

7+6=13

Minor Failure!

"Hi, I just moved here from Spain and I'm with my boyfriend. Can you tell us where all the hotspots are?"

"Well, there's always a bar you can go to, or if your upper class, you could just go to the theater... There isn't too much entertainment here, honestly... I'd ask the elves though, they know alot about that sort of thing."

"Oh. I see... Well..." You walk away with Adelmann, and the two of you try to find where the furfags are... Your search goes... Well, poorly... You can't find a single furry, let alone gay!

That's however, when you head to the elven slums and ask around... You decide to take the easy way... Investigating a gay nightbar...

After interrogating a few elves, you finally get a location, with the sun beginning to fall... It seems to be a gay nightclub called "Emerald" right by the port...

Actions

>Who cares about a gay night club? Your trying to purge specifically the furfags and scalies... Try to search further...
>This will do for now... Get Adelmann and drive there. You'll stake it out for now.
>...You need to infilitrate it to make sure it's not a cult to Slaanesh... Or at least find a trail to a furfag's place...
>...Mark it down and order the army to "clear it out", you don't intend to go nicely with them.
>Write-In

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>>828687
>...You need to infilitrate it to make sure it's not a cult to Slaanesh... Or at least find a trail to a furfag's place...

Have you heard the news OP?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3934470/Donald-Trump-believed-direct-descendant-Rurik-Viking-established-Russian-state.html

No wonder he and Putin get along so well.
New Russian Empire when?

You decide to infiltrate it... Of course, neither you or Adelmann are gay... God, this might be a little hard...

Actions

>...You don't want to do this... But find someone else who's female who's willing to infiltrate with you. You'll pretend to be a patron there... God, this is the lowest you've ever come...
>...Hey, Adelmann? How would you like to pretend to be gay for a while?
>...Maybe you can pose as staff?
>Your just going to see what the nightclub looks like, you are NOT going in yet...
>Just go solo... You don't want to get suspicion if you walk in with a guy or something.
>Write-in

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>>828770
>Just go solo... You don't want to get suspicion if you walk in with a guy or something.
What a coincidence right.

Yeah.

You decide to go alone to avoid suspicion... You drive up to the nightclub... You see a bouncer and a somewhat long crowd...

Roll me a 1d20+4 for how well it goes entering the nightclub... Additional +2 if you can come up with something convincing on why you came alone.

Also, I'll be offline while I troll the shit out of a walkout at a university wearing a Trump hat.
Wish me luck anons, and wish my medical bills aren't that high.

Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>828856
God luck OP. Hope you don't get lynched.

Yeah.

You decide to go alone to avoid suspicion... You drive up to the nightclub... You see a bouncer and a somewhat long crowd...

Roll me a 1d20+4 for how well it goes entering the nightclub... Additional +2 if you can come up with something convincing on why you came alone.

Also, I'll be offline while I troll the shit out of a walkout at a university wearing a Trump hat.
Wish me luck anons, and wish my medical bills aren't that high.

I'm back anons, sorry.

Critical Failure!

You go up to the bouncer, bypassing the line completely.

"Can you let me in? Inquisitorial business."

The bouncer shakes his head.

"Sorry, no... Wait in line a while, and don't you Inquisitorial types have a vow of chasity or something?"

"Of course we do."

"Well... I think this is a little suspicious. You ain't getting past me."

"What? Why?!"

"My boss gave me the right to deny service, come back with a warrant or something."

Actions

>I demand you let me in!
>...Listen, unless you want your ass officially investigated by the Inquisition, you will open these doors now!
>Fine then, you will! Who cares if this becomes public knowledge?
>Shapeshift in front of the bouncer?
>Punch the bouncer, if he won't let you in, you'll let yourself in.
>You have nothing to fear unless it's heretical, bouncer...
>Write-In

>>829243
>I demand you let me in!

How much blood did you loss?

>>829243
>Do you really want me to come back with a warrant and a bunch of Inquisitors and have to shut this place down because you won't let me in?

Well, my hat has a tear now. That's really it.

"I demand you let me in!"

"Nope. I don't like your attitude."

"Really? Do you want me to come back with a warrant and a bunch of inquisitors and have this place shut down because you won't let me in?"

"Well, last I checked we aren't a theocracy, and this place isn't harming anyone."

Actions

>Fine, I'll get a warrant then.
>If you want, I could get Renexizious himself to come down and kick your ass.
>I'll make you cry the saint's names if you don't let me inside.
>Last time I checked, the current Pope just so happens to be the Emperor of Sweden.
>Growl and leave. Technically there are no laws allowing you to persecute against homosexuals... Yet.
>Shapeshift?
>I am the head of the inquisition and you are questioning MY power?
>Of course it's harming people! This nightclub is ruining the moral integrity of good honest people!
>Write-In

>>829304
>I'll make you cry the saint's names if you don't let me inside.
Intimidation time.

>>829304
>I'll make you cry the saint's names if you don't let me inside.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can intimidate him! Additional +2 if you can be intimidating!

Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>829325

Rolled 7 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>829325
>Fun fact. You don't need a flamethrower as an Inquisitor when you can breathe fire.

11+6=17

Borderline Success!

"Did you know you don't need a flamethrower as an Inquisitor when you can breathe fire?"

"Well..." He studies you for a bit.

"I'm not joking if that's what your thinking."

"Well..." He seems a little intimidated, but isn't exactly backing down...

Actions

>...Try to be more intimidating!
>Hit him in the throat? This can probably take him out in a single hit, and render him unconscious!
>Let me just say that having someone's nightclub burn down while your it's bouncer isn't too good on a resume...
>Trip him and rush inside?
>Do you KNOW what I could do to you? I could haul you in for investigation, and you will never see the light of day unless you let me inside!
>Shapeshift!
>Write-In

>>829370
>Hit him in the throat? This can probably take him out in a single hit, and render him unconscious!

>>829370
>Hit him in the throat? This can probably take him out in a single hit, and render him unconscious!
I thought we were supposed to be subtle but okay.

Apparently Amaya lacks subtlety.

Roll me a 1d20+4 for throat-punching. Additional +3 for good one-liners!

Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>829389
Just another day in the holy inquisition

Waiting ten more minutes for more rolls.

Rolled 5 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>829389
>Maybe you can choke on something else for once deviant.
While he's struggling to breath on the ground

Well, I'll allow a samefag anons.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>829389
Dice Gods please help us cleanse the deviants

Rolled 6 (1d20)

8+7=15

Border Check

Roll me a 1d20, and I'll roll you a 1d20! Only first roll is allowed!

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>829442
This should be easy

Good Success!

You punch him square in the throat, and he chokes...

"Maybe you can choke on something else for once, deviant." And you walk inside as he struggles to breathe... The people behind you in the line seem confused as you walk into the nightclub, and you make the sign of the cross as you enter... You see male and female strippers, not to mention somesort of flashing light and bar... And quite a few men dressed up as girls, and vice versa.

This is truly a hive of scum and villainy...

Actions

>...Go to the bar and get a drink. You need a drink.
>...Try to ask around if there's any "kinky" stuff going on or something.
>...Sneak into the bathrooms and shapeshift. You'll pretend to be a "scalie."
>Too much heresy. Get out of there!
>That's it, your putting this on hold... Pull out your gun now.
>Pretend to be "interested" in girls. Maybe someone can tell you where a bigger hive of den and villainy is...
>Pretend to dance?
>Ask one of the men dressed up like girls what the fuck they're doing.
>Try to explore the nightclub... You need to see the back rooms and where the manager's office is...
>Write-In

>>829468
>...Try to ask around if there's any "kinky" stuff going on or something.

>>829468
>...Try to ask around if there's any "kinky" stuff going on or something.
I'm tempted to go to basement or something and causing a fire just to destroy this whole place. However we still require knowledge about furries.

You decide to ask around...

Roll me a 1d20-4 to not look out of place. Additional +2 if you can try to explain why or attempt to fit in.

Rolled 1 - 4 (1d20 - 4)

>>829498

Rolled 18 - 2 (1d20 - 2)

>>829498
>I'm new to this

>>829501
Damn it

Rolled 1 - 4 (1d20 - 4)

>>829498
Rollan
>>829501
>Inb4 yells DEUS VULT

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>>829501
>>829531

Holy shit Amaya fucking sucks at this whole "ask around and be sneak" thing.

DOUBLE CRITICAL FAILURE!

Angered by this blasphemy, you grab the nearest person, who happens to be a girl.

"Tell me, where's the nearest furry meeting place?! THE INQUISITION DEMANDS IT!" You yell, clearly angered.

"W-what!? I-I'm just here for a party!"

You punch the heathen in her face, knocking her out cold and tossing her to the side. You are quite fucking angry, and grab another guy.

"Tell me where the nearest furry meeting location is?"

"W-what?! Your into that sort of thing?"

"What?! No!"

"I-I don't know!"

You headbutt him to the ground, pick up him, and march the deviant to the bar table and slide him across it, sending plates of food and drink everywhere! Goddamn it, why doesn't anyone have any good information! This is when you realize that you've attracted the attention of every patron in the bar, and quite a few people look at you pissed off... And clearly not amused at you roughing up two of the patrons. And you highly doubt anyone's going to give you any information while your here...

Actions

>Fuck it, shapeshift!
>Well... You've come this far. Time to purge some deviants.
>...Punch the nearest guy to release your holy rage. Goddamn gays...
>Try to act like the meanest and toughest motherfucker in here. You did just fuck up two people.
>Excuse yourself... You are not getting information if you happen to beat the shit out of everyone.
>...There's only one method left... Demand to see the manager of this terrible place!
>Write-In

>>829564
>Try to act like the meanest and toughest motherfucker in here. You did just fuck up two people.

>>829564
>Try to act like the meanest and toughest motherfucker in here. You did just fuck up two people.
>Can someone please fucking tell me where the furry convention is? Some asshole told me to go here.
Warming up those nat ones.

>>829564
>Try to act like the meanest and toughest motherfucker in here. You did just fuck up two people.
>...There's only one method left... Demand to see the manager of this terrible place!

I'm calling it now. The manager is Daemonette of Slaanesh.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to be mean, tough, and terrifying. Additional +3 if you can do something threatening or say something intimidatingly.

Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>829600
Beat up another deviant

Rolled 19 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>829600
Assault another deviant.
The biggest one in the room

19+8=27

Good Success!

You decide to find the biggest and tallest deviant in the room... And you walk with anger, determination, which makes people look away... You eventually come up to an abnormally large half-dragon male, who's making out with another man... And with a woman around his other hand, he's most likely an ungodly bisexual... You poke him on the chest, as that's as high as you can reach up to. He turns around, nearly hitting you with his tail... He's about twenty two feet... Holy shit.

"Huh? I must not of noticed you. You need something?" He seems oblivious to your intimidation efforts, and seems rather upbeat.

Actions

>Sorry to interrupt... But do you happen to know who the fuck the manager is here?
>Punch him right in the dick.
>Under the order of the Inquisition, your under arrest for sexual degeneracy!
>Fuck you and your gay ass shit.
>I'll leave you be then. Sorry to interrupt.
>...I'll fucking fight you, you faggot.
>...Where the fuck is the furry convention?
>Spit in his eye!
>Write-in

>>829631
>...Where the fuck is the furry convention?
>Sorry to interrupt... But do you happen to know who the fuck the manager is here?
Maybe we can finally get some info.

>>829631
>...Where the fuck is the furry convention?
>Sorry to interrupt... But do you happen to know who the fuck the manager is here?

Is this what happens when you give a Minotaur dragon mutagen?

Nah, he's just abnormally large.
"So, where the fuck is the furry convention?"

"That? Well, I heard three fat guys in the corner talk about it. Had neckbeards, that sort of thing. Weird guys too... I have to remember where they went off too, though."

"...Huh... And do you happen to know the manager?"

"He's upstairs, usually. Not around often though... Anyways, have a good day... And if you want, I can give you the love of a life-time..." He winks his eye charmingly.

"Erh, no."

"Aw, damn. Well, it was worth a shot. Your a beautiful woman, you know that?" He chuckles a little..

"Are you usually like this?"

"Eh, only on leave. Say babe, how would you like to relax with a veteran of Constantinople? Not many women can say that..."

Actions

>Punch him straight in the dick.
>...You remind me of a certain someone.
>You already seem to have plenty of company, thanks.
>You didn't exactly give me a specific location for where the furry convention is... Those three neckbeards are probably long gone.
>Why don't you come with me to help find the furfags?
>What's your name?
>I'm a member of the Inquisition and your asking me to tumble with you?!
>...Dislike the furfags at all?
>Your a filthy degenerate. I'll order Renexizious to dispose of you when I get back to the palace...
>Write-In

>>829699
>You didn't exactly give me a specific location for where the furry convention is... Those three neckbeards are probably long gone.
>You already seem to have plenty of company, thanks.

>>829699
>You didn't exactly give me a specific location for where the furry convention is... Those three neckbeards are probably long gone.
>You already seem to have plenty of company, thanks.

"You didn't exactly give me a specific location for where the furry convention is. Those three neckbeards are probably long gone."

"Well, they said... Well, I think something on..." He gives you exactly where they meet.

"I see. Well, you already seem to have plenty of company, thanks though..."

"Yeah, have a safe drive." He flashes you a smile and turns back to carousing and trying to make out with a man and woman at once... You also mark this gay nightclub down and yawn... Your going to need to set up for your next strike against the degenerates...

You are now Renexizious, and you've finally gotten home after your trip with Katariina... And you've recently gotten from Amaya a notepad detailing the location of a gay nightclub... She advises that you "purge the heresy and salt the land", but your holding that off for now. You just want to enjoy a cup of wine and listen to Flame's beta tears while you watch the snow fall outside...

Actions

>...Well, time for the victory lap so to speak... Visit Chrysoula.
>...You should take care of this gay nightclub.
>Continue to listen to Flame's beta tears and shit talk him!
>Eh... Celebrating can come later, you feel like getting some work done.
>Maybe you should celebrate by hanging out with a wife?
>...Try to mutate Kryos. You did say you would.
>...Drink your wine and relax while you look over Amaya's reports... A job well done. (Switch back to Amaya's investigation!)
>You should visit Katariina again...
>Just relax a little. Something to do will no doubt pop up shortly.
>Write-In

>>829743
>Eh... Celebrating can come later, you feel like getting some work done.
>...Try to mutate Kryos. You did say you would.

We should start making laws against homosexuality and stuff like that.

>>829743
>Ahh. The snow is falling. A nice glass of wine in my hand. And relaxing beta tears to listen to.
>...Well, time for the victory lap so to speak... Visit Chrysoula.

>>829758
I'm fine with waiting till after we get shit done to cuck flames.
We have all the time in the world.
>>829753
Switching to this.

You calmly relax, leaning into your chair... You should really make laws against homosexuality... Maybe...

Actions

>...Go actually do work... Go and rule for a few weeks...
>Discuss with your cabinet how to do some laws against homosexuality!
>Take care of the gay nightclub! You will not let your people fall to degeneracy!
>...You NEED an alliance between you, Germany, and Spain. Get them on the phone!
>Try and talk to the kobolds? Maybe your an official citizen now?
>Write-In

>>829811
>Discuss with your cabinet how to do some laws against homosexuality!

>>829811
>Discuss with your cabinet how to do some laws against homosexuality!
You know what'd be ironic?
If our cracking down on things that fuel chaos fuels chaos.

I think there's a God of Chaos that's against Chaos. I honestly forget his name and I think Geedubs retconned him.

You decide to discuss with your cabinet how to do some laws against homosexuality... Kryos is unable to show, but everyone shows up...

"So, we're here today to crack down on homosexuality..."

"Erh, why?" Asks Victor. Lorriana seems confused, while Amaya seems pleased, your court mage seems indifferent, and your defense minister seems pleased as well. Your treasurer doesn't exactly seem pleased though.

"Why?" You ask, Victor.

"Well... I mean, I'm kind of curious. Why do you want to crack down on homosexuality?"

Loretta raises her hand next.

"Also, why do you care what mortals spend their time trying to tumble?"

Actions

>Well, doing sexually degenerate things tend to fuel Slaanesh.
>I don't like the idea of my kids growing up in a country gripped by homosexuality.
>Because... It's on the rise, Victor...
>Well, I say we ban it outright.
>If someone can't tumble properly, they lack any and all worth to me and my Empire.
>Normally, I don't care, but this effects the ENTIRE Empire.
>Are you secretly gay or something, Victor? Why do you care?
>Write-In

>>829895
>Well, doing sexually degenerate things tend to fuel Slaanesh. The more degenerate the more it fuels him.

>>829895
>Because... It's on the rise, Victor...
>I don't like the idea of my kids growing up in a country gripped by homosexuality.
Maybe we should start small. Ban homosexuality in all of Scandinavia first.

>>829895
Also I think you're talking about Malal

"Because it's on the rise, and I don't like the idea of my kids growing up in a country gripped by homosexuality!"

Most of your councilors agree that gays are a menace, save Victor.

"I mean, I'm just saying, but who cares if someone's gay?"

"Didn't you say you were a Republican when you were in the states?"

"I don't remember... And I'm a Libertarian."

"...Oh, right."

"I just think this isn't as big as a deal as your making it out to be. I mean, I don't like homosexuality, but that doesn't mean we can just ban it..."

Actions

>Yes we can, Victor. Yes we can.
>Don't you mean an Edgetarian?
>...Fine, Victor. Give me an argument to not ban homosexuality.
>Ignore Victor's protests, and move onto outlawing homosexuality...
>...You know, we can't stop here. We need to take a stand against any future blight, such as transsexuals, furries, scalies, and other strange fetishes...
>...You know, I think we should come up with punishments for homosexuality...
>I think we need to root out the disease that's taking root in our country... Any and all sexual deviants need to be taken care of for the good of the nation.
>Listen, I'm not against gays or anything, and I just think that it's working against us.
>I need to appeal to the Catholics, damn it...
>Try to convince Victor this is a good thing?
>But if we don't get rid of it, then Slaanesh increases in power, Victor...
>What are you, gay?
>...Why don't we get Kryos's opinion. I'll call him up.
>Write-In

>>829942
>...You know, we can't stop here. We need to take a stand against any future blight, such as transsexuals, furries, scalies, and other strange fetishes...
>Ignore Victor's protests, and move onto outlawing homosexuality...

If anything Mala is like the libertarian god of warhammer

>>829942
>What are you, gay?
>...You know, we can't stop here. We need to take a stand against any future blight, such as transsexuals, furries, scalies, and other strange fetishes...
>Ignore Victor's protests, and move onto outlawing homosexuality...

"We can't stop here. We need to take a stand against any future blight, such as trannsexuals, furfags, scalies, and other strange fetishes. So, with that... We should outlaw homosexuality. Who's in agreement?"

Victor disagrees, Lorriana simply says this isn't really worth her time, which you take as disagreement... And Anitta... Who seems slightly worried... But Amaya declares her overwhelming support, Kristijan likes it, and you like it... And Temiar finally declares his support after a small bribe...

"Well, that seems to be it. The cabinet agrees that homosexuality should be legally pu-"

Victor speaks up.

"Hold on, we still need Kryos's vote."

"But he's injured... He'll be injured for months!"

"We can call him, can't we?"

Actions

>...Ignore him, and ban homosexuality.
>...Fine, he'll have the deciding vote.
>So? We'll be tied even if he sides with you.
>Victor, if you ever get the idea to question the judgement of your betters, I will personally make you regret it. Now, let's pass this homosexuality banning, shall we?
>...Anitta? Why are you so nervous?
>Well, god wills it, I suppose!
>Because I'm in a good mood... I'll just abstain.
>Write-In

>>829990
>So? We'll be tied even if he sides with you.
>Fine I'll call him

>>829990
>...Anitta? Why are you so nervous?
>Fine I'll call him

"So? We're tied even if he sides with you... And Anitta? Why are you nervous?"

"I'm... Well... I'm bisexual..."

"Oh."

"I'm sorry, but I just am... I like men and women. I just don't want that right taken away..."

"I see..."
You also note the defense minister seems a little confused...

"See? Now, why don't we call Kryos?" Victor says...

"Well... I guess I'll call him."

You get up, and dial in the hospital's number... After a bit, you hear Kryos answer.

"Yes? Who is this?"

"Hi, it's me... Renexizious."

"Oh. Hey. What's happening?"

Actions

>Say yes or no, and preferably yes...
>So... Want to ban some homosexuals?
>So, in the interests of Sweden, I need you to vote yes to prevent cultural and sexual decay.
>Write-In

>>830028
>In the interests of Sweden I'm trying to ban homosexuality to prevent cultural and sexual decay. Oh and other bad shit.

>>830028
>So, in the interests of Sweden, I need you to vote yes to prevent cultural and sexual decay.

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>>830028
Hey QM, the engine of the bus I was on burst. How was your day?

"In the interests of Sweden I'm trying to ban homosexuality to prevent cultural and sexual decay... And other bad shit."

"Hey uh, sorry... But no. I have gay friends, and I don't see why this is an issue right now, when there's racial tensions brewing outside."

Actions

>This is very important, Kryos.
>Vote yes if you want to have your stumped arm back to normal.
>...Fine then Kryos... I guess everyone here likes societal decay...
>Come on damn it, vote yes!
>Argue with him over the phone?
>Well, since I'm the Emperor, your votes don't matter. I'm outlawing it anyways.
>Listen... Why don't we come to a deal? We don't outlaw it outright...
>Write-In

>>830059
Good. I learned a nearby university was having a walk out, and I had a MAGA hat... So I decided to commit suicide by going out there wearing it.

>>830065
>Listen... Why don't we come to a deal? We don't outlaw it outright...
Outlaw it in Sweden, Norway, Finland and Denmark.

>>830065
>This is very important, Kryos. I wouldn't bother with this if it wasn't.
Does our council know about chaos gods?

>>830092
At least Amaya does. The others I don't think so.

>>830102
Should we tell them or just leave them ignorant?

>>830106
Uhh. We probably should but that's too much work right now.

>>830092
Only Amaya.

'Listen, Kryos, this is very important. I wouldn't bother with this if it wasn't. How about this... I'll just outlaw it in Sweden, Norway, Finland, and Denmark."

"Why are you prosecuting people on things they can't control?"

Actions

>Have you ever heard of the Chaos Gods?
>...Listen, this is for the greater good, trust me.
>Listen, unless you want to get raped by tentacles, you'll help me.
>Listen, I'm not trying to be oppressive or anything, ok?
>Goddamn it, make another deal...
>Force your will! You'll just bypass your cabinet completely!
>Write-In

>>830115
>Have you ever heard of the Chaos Gods?
It's time he gets the red pill.

>>830115
>...Listen, this is for the greater good, trust me.
>Have you ever heard of the Chaos Gods?

Kryos is still injured from the bombing attack and he's onboard with taking Half-Dragon mutagen. If we do betray him he'll forgive when we fix his body.

You begin to explain to him what the Chaos Gods are... He seems somewhat disgusted...

"So, now will you vote?"

"It's wrong to persecute someone just or their race or sexuality, and that's what IRUS stands for! You aren't even addressing major issues, your making issues out of small things! In the future you might decide to prosecute monogamists or polygamists, or other races!"

"Kryos, come on, do you want daemons everywhere?"

"I don't even know if it's real or not, and how would a few homosexuals cause demons to appear?!" He seems to be getting angered on the other line, and is quite passionate... Then again, he is the leader of IRUS.

Actions

>Hang up!
>Fine, let's make a deal!
>Bypass him and just force the bill to pass!
>Kryos, accept or I'm not fixing your body.
>...Fine then. Appoint some yes men to sudden cabinet positions.
>Goddamn it, nevermind then... Just let the bill fail.
>And what major issues are these, Kryos?
>Write-In

>>830158
>And what major issues are these, Kryos?

>>830158
>That's the funny thing about Chaos. It's starts small. Just little things. Then it steps up. It gains foothold and it's ground increases. Then when they have enough the chaos cults form. The daemons start coming. And don't even think about fighting them because they won't die permanently. They can't. And as the influence grows they'll only get stronger. And soon it's all over.

I think we should drop it and just go after furries and scalies.

"You know, that's the funny thing about Chaos. It starts small, just little things... Then it gains footholds, and when they have enough chaos cults. Daemons start coming. And don't even think about fighting them because they won't die permanently."

"I'm not giving up what I believe in, and that's final." He hangs up angrily, more of a slam then an actual hanging up... So you head back to the meeting room.

"So, what did he say?" Says Victor.

Actions

>...He agreed with me. (Lie)
>Goddamn it, try to find someone specific to convert to your side. You only need one vote... (Choose between Victor, Loretta, or Anitta.
>...He agreed with you... Guess this can't pass anyways...
>He agrees with you... But fuck you all, I'm the Emperor, and I'm passing this bill.
>Why don't we make a deal?
>Write-In

>>830198
>>Goddamn it, try to find someone specific to convert to your side. You only need one vote... (Choose between Victor, Loretta, or Anitta.
Loretta

We'll eventually have more cabinet members on our side next time. Positions like Head of the navy or Minister of Law and Order are vacant which means we can fill them with people who would support us.

>>830198
>Goddamn it, try to find someone specific to convert to your side. You only need one vote... (Choose between Victor, Loretta, or Anitta.
Loretta.
We can tell her of chaos gods and Slaaneshian degeneracy.
I feel like inevitably the chaos gods will get in.
I want to be petty and tell kryon I told you so when that happens.

Roll me a 1d20+2 to convince Loretta... Additional +4 if you can promise, bribe, convince, or threaten her...

Rolled 7 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>830237
If we don't evil gods will break into our dimension and rape us.

Rolled 16 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>830237
Please

I feel as though we should ban gay bars, but not homosexuality. It should impede Slaanesh without pissing everyone off.

>>830301
I can actually support that.
It sounds feasible.

16+2=18

Success!

"Come on Loretta, just side with me on this one, ok?"

"Why?"

'Because evil gods are going to fuck us all over, and do you like the idea of kissing another woman?"

"Erh... No... I guess I'll support you."

"Easy. Now, let's see..."

Anitta seems kind of sad, Victor is disappointed... And that's really it. So you begin to decide on what this bill will include...

Actions

>Outlaw Homosexuality completely! No gays, no deviancy, no anything!
>Outlaw sexual deviance!
>Allow gay marriage! (Illegal, currently!)
>Institute taxes on homosexuals.
>Have a "quota" of allowed homosexuals. Anything over the limit MUST be changed or eliminated.
>Just outlaw the gay bars... This will slightly hurt your income, and will likely start an underground gay bar scene...
>REGULATE the shit out of gay bars, to make them more accoutnable and up to par to regular bars....
>Institute government owned gay bars with government staff and everything... You want a cut of the profits as well!
>Write-In

>>830353
>Allow gay marriage! (Illegal, currently!)
This should stop them from being so deviant.
>Regulate gay bars.
And this should solidify it.

>>830353
>Just outlaw the gay bars... This will slightly hurt your income, and will likely start an underground gay bar scene...
More work for the inquisition I guess. Although we still haven't gotten those furfags that Fenrir wanted us to.

>>830353
>Allow gay marriage! (Illegal, currently!)
>REGULATE the shit out of gay bars, to make them more accoutnable and up to par to regular bars....
So we don't have to deal with what will basically be the gay prohibition.
>Outlaw sexual deviance!
Leave polygamy and interracial marriage
Furfags and scalies can get fucked though.

>>830369
>>830393
Forgive if I'm wrong but isn't Slaanesh the god of perversion and excess pleasures. Assuming that most people at places like gay bars are there just for sexual pleasure along with gay couples in general, won't that feel Slaanesh.

>>830414
That's why we're regulating them, anon.

>>830414
Well we can't completely obliterate homosexuality yet.
If we make it illegal we make it harder on ourselves to keep an eye on them.
We could just have the Inquisition set up spies to look into degeneracy and perversion.
Basically I think we can keep better control over the homosexual population through regulation then banning

You allow gay marriage and regulate the shit out of gay bars... Victor and Anitta are somewhat confused, and you clarify quickly... You also write in at the bottom to outlaw anything you deem "sexually unacceptable " such as "dressing up in animal suits". Fuck the furfags and scalies.

But of course, you have to legally set how severe sexual deviancy (as in dressing up like animals and fucking) is.

Actions

>Allowed, but a fine has to be paid...
>Imprisonment for a few days, or community service?
>A heavy fine or a felon's sentence of six months or more.
>...Legally seven years in prison...
>Twenty years in prison?
>...Imprisonment in Max Security... As in your dungeon.
>...Execution by electric chair.
>Execution by crucifixion!
>Execution by dragon nomming. As in you eating them and their eternal soul going to Khorne.
>...They become an eunuch...
>Nah... Take the "sexual deviant" part out. You don't want that in...
>Write-In

>>830422
Yeah but it's still condoning homosexuality and casual sex which aids Slaanesh

>>830425
We should at least eliminate displays of homosexuality in public. If it goes public then more impressionable parts of the population will turn gay.

>>830444
>Execution by dragon nomming. As in you eating them and their eternal soul going to Khorne.
I think we did promise Fenrir that we would feed all those furries to Khorne and make them suffer all of eternity.

>>830444
>Imprisonment for a few days, or community service?

>>830448
I can agree to that
>>830444
>Execution by dragon nomming. As in you eating them and their eternal soul going to Khorne.
We promised Fenrir this anyways

You write in that "sexual deviancy is punished by being added to Renexizious's hip new diet."

So of course, you relax in your chair, alone...

Actions

>Eh, you feel like doing something else.
>...Time to hear the beta tears of you going to Chrysoula...
>Maybe you should put public homosexuality under "public indecency."
>...You know, why bother with the electric chairs and other fancy things when you can just EAT death row prisoners? It would certainly make up for your diet...
>You know, maybe you should actually make polygamy legal. Because technically it's not.
>...You know, racial tensions have been an issue recently... Maybe you should handle that since Kryos can't.
>...Oh shit, you left those bodybags full of people unattended for a few days... You hope they're alright...
>...You should check on the daemonic bird and see if it's ready to talk...
>Write-In

>>830501
>Maybe you should put public homosexuality under "public indecency."
>...You know, racial tensions have been an issue recently... Maybe you should handle that since Kryos can't.

>>830501
>Maybe you should put public homosexuality under "public indecency."
>...You know, racial tensions have been an issue recently... Maybe you should handle that since Kryos can't.

We should also bring the mutagen with.

You also put public homosexuality under public indecency, and you decide you have to figure out how to calm down racial tensions...

Actions

>...Try to heal Kryos to do his job? And mutate him while your at it?
>It can't be that hard to deal with a bunch of hopped up minor races who are angry about their leading being attacked... You'll deal with it yourself! Head to IRUS's headquarter!
>Do a public press conference?
>...Order the military to forcibly remove protestors off the streets.
>...You'll personally remove protestors off the streets...
>Just leave it be...
>
>Write-In

>>830557
>...Try to heal Kryos to do his job? And mutate him while your at it?

>>830557
>...Try to heal Kryos to do his job? And mutate him while your at it?

You decide to heal and mutate Kryos while your at it... Of course, you need to make a mutagen for a minotaur first...

You head down into the dungeon, and you see the cultists from earlier executed against the wall. Nice. So you get a minotaur prisoner... Who seems to be struggling to escape...
Great.

"LET ME GO!" He yells. It seems clear he does not want to come with you to get experimented on... And killed to avoid escape.

Actions

>Try to reassure the minotaur that he'll be fine!
>...Try to get anesthetic. This will make your work a bit sloppy though , and increase your chances of failure.
>Offer the minotaur a deal if he calms down, that you'll let him live as a half-dragon minotaur so long as he lets you do this to him. (Truth or lie!)
>...Threaten him with torture?
>Beat him until he comes with you!
>This isn't really worth it and you don't feel like it... Put the minotaur back in his cell.
>Get another minotaur... This one is a little too resilient.
>Write-In

>>830620
>Offer the minotaur a deal if he calms down, that you'll let him live as a half-dragon minotaur so long as he lets you do this to him. (Truth or lie)
May as well be honest.

"Calm down! Fine, I'll offer you a deal, you let me mutate you and you get to live, got it?"

Roll me a 1d20+3 to see if he takes the deal or not. Additional +2 if you can offer him a life of comfort and ease, or that escape is impossible.

Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>830659
You can't outrun a giant dragon.
If you run I will catch you.
You can neither run nor hide.

Rolled 11 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>830659
If you do as I say and promise to be a law abiding person, you will have a bright future my empire of Sweden.

Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>830659

11+5=16

Borderline Success!

"Listen, you can't outrun a giant dragon and I will catch you, but if you promise to be a law abiding person, you may just have a future yet."

"..Fine... But if you doublecross me, I won't take kindly to it..." You nod your head, and take the big and burly minotaur to the experimentation chamber...

You begin the mutation process... Roll me a 1d20+7 to make a dragotaur.

Rolled 13 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>830692

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Rolled 7 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>830692
>Inb4 we pic related

>>830710
Gonna shamelessly steal that idea for later.

Anyways, allowing a samefag.

Rolled 7 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>830719

Rolled 12 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>830692

13+7=20

Failure!

All you end up making is a rather... Well, small half-dragon Minotaur... You do note some major differences between a normal minotaur, and a dragotaur (As you like to call them.)

A dragotaur is much more heavier and armored, and scales act like natural armor, in fact the front of the dragotaur has something similar to European plate armor, but the back is extremely weak, and has a vulnerable spine which if injured, could easily cause spine shattering or a broken back. It also has large and extreme horn developments... In addition, their herbivore tendency thanks to their blunt teeth has been replaced with razor sharp teeth, capable of denting metal with ease... A big problem however, also seems to be the weight... The traditional hoofed legs cannot really support this much weight, forcing you to increase its size... Which meant of course, the dragotaur tends to be VERY LOUD if moving, thanks to it's pure weight... You assume if you scaled it up to about the size of a normal minotaur, you would have a devastating front line trooper capable of taking more then a few bullets and more, but at the same time extremely weak to sneak attacks, and are painfully obvious...

Pros: Extremely Protective front! Razor-sharp teeth! Devastating charges and extremely powerful headbutting!
Cons: Extremely Loud, vulnerable in the back, slow, carnivore tendencie, and short! It also lacks claws!

The dragotaur happens to also be about twelve feet like a normal half-dragon.

Kryos has also requested wings, being larger, and generally being stronger and more charming! Oh, and regrowing his limb would be nice...

Actions

>...Refine it further!
>This is a good start... But now your tired... Do something else...
>...Well, you did say after you mutated the minotaur that you wouldn't kill him.... Decide his fate?
>...You need to restart your research. Get another test subject!
>...Maybe you should throw some other race's DNA in here? What could happen?
>...This will be good enough.
>Write-In

>>830779
>...Well, you did say after you mutated the minotaur that you wouldn't kill him.... Decide his fate?
>...Refine it further!
Let's ask him what his name is.

>>830779
>...Refine it further!

You decide to refine it further, but first you ask the minotaur what his name is...

"It's Pythios."

Huh. Nice to know.

Roll me a 1d20+7 to refine.

Rolled 4 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>830800

Rolled 5 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>830800
I have big for Pythios.

Well, allowing samefag anons.

Rolled 6 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>830817

Rolled 6 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>830817

Geez. We're having a lot of bad rolls today.

Rolled 1 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>830800

6+7=13

Failure!

Your refining fails entirely... And you crack a vial. Great. Now you'll have to wait a day until you can get a new one... You sigh a little bit, and crack open a beer... This is going to be rather hard, as you put your feet on the table, taking a short break as you drink some beer...

Though you must admit, you've gotten somewhere... This of course gives you a big yawn... And you check the time... Holy shit, it's eight a clock at night...

Actions

>...Eh, call it a night with Pythios, though you've gotten far...
>...Continue! Who cares if you'll have a hangover and be exhausted in the morning? Or have a broken vial? A broken vial just means cross-contamination... Or explosions.
>...Eh, might as well drink a little and talk to Pythios.
>...Ask Pythios if there's any problems walking or anything... Just double checking.
>Write-In

>>830839
Since this one is late as fuck, I'm just going to use this for something else.

>>830845
>...Ask Pythios if there's any problems walking or anything... Just double checking.
What if we start praying to a Roman god like Jupiter or possibly Vulkan to help us in our chemistry. That seems like something that would work.

>>830845
>Since this one is late as fuck, I'm just going to use this for something else.

>Worry.png

>...Eh, call it a night with Pythios, though you've gotten far...

"So, Pythios... Any problems walking?"

"My legs feel a little weak... And my feet are huge..."

"Yeah, you'll be fine. Anyways, I'm getting some sleep. I'll take you back to your cell..."

You escort him back, and head to bed... You see Chrysoula's still sleeping in the library... And you hear arguing upstairs....

Goddamn it, your wives are at it again...

Actions

>Nope. Nope. Just go back into your laboratory and drink enough beer to pass out. You are sleeping ALONE tonight.
>...Fuck it, go upstairs.. You'll deal with your wife.
>Go to Chrysoula instead. You did win that bet...
>Write-In

>>830864
>Go to Chrysoula instead. You did win that bet...

>>830864
>Go to Chrysoula instead. You did win that bet...

You go into the library, and knock on the door frame.

"Chrysoula?"

"Yeah?"

"Can I sleep with you tonight?"[/re]d

"Well, I don't blame you. Close the door though so we don't hear the arguing."

"Yeah." You close the door behind you... And you kind of see there's only really a sofa with Chrysoula on it, and another sofa next to it. So of course, you move them together, and crawl in to kind of try to sleep next to Chrysoula.

"Hey Ren..." She puts the book down to the side and you get comfortable...

Actions

>...Sh... Only sleep...
>Why do my wives argue so much, damn it... Are they usually like this?
>Hug her tightly?
>So... I'm curious... Would you like another mutagen soon?
>...Feel like talking tonight?
>What book are you reading?
>Feel like tumbling?
>Write-In

>>830882
>What book are you reading?
>Feel like tumbling?

>>830882
>What book are you reading?
>Feel like tumbling?
Time for the victory lap.

"Mind if I ask what book your reading?"

"It's a book on astrology... It's quite interesting."

"Huh... Say, feel like tumbling?"

"Ren, I'm kind of busy... And also because I don't want to destroy your library."

"Right... Me tumbling you is basically me trying to ride a bull..."

"Well, I'm just ticklish..."

"Sure you are..."

"Yeah... Also because Flames and I haven't tumbled for a while, and I just feel like it would be kind of rude if I gave you priority over him."

Suck it, guess she prefers me over you.

Actions

>What are you, gay Flames?
>...Come on, please Chrysoula?
>...Listen, if your ticklish I'll just let you be on top, ok?
>...But that's part of the fun. I like accidentally breaking things...
>Oh... Well... I'll just sleep upstairs then.
>Come on, me and you... It's way more exciting then Flames....
>Will you tumble me if Flame's head is involved?
>Write-In

>>830906
>Oh... Well... I'll just sleep upstairs then.
I feel generous today. Also I don't want to lose more books.

>>830906
>Oh... Well... I'll just sleep upstairs then.
Remember Liz's Library

"Oh. Well... I'll just sleep upstairs then."

"You REALLY want to deal with the two of them when they're in the middle of an argument?"

"Well..."

"You can still rest next to me, I'm just trying to read this book... Which is in Swedish, mind you..."

'Practicing?"

"A little..."

Actions

>...I mean, sleeping in an actual bed is better then sleeping on a couch put next to a couch... I'll be upstairs.
>...Your right. I'll sleep next to you while you try to read...
>...Come on, I guess you can say I'm just a little Horny...
>If I read it to you, will you tumble me?
>You know... We need our own room to tumble in... In fact, I think there's the old concubine room, which hasn't been used in a year or two...
>Why do they argue so much anyways?
>...You know, I wonder if my son Charlemagne hears these arguments. He sleeps right next door.
>Mind if I ask where's Renexizia? I haven't seen her in a while.
>Write-In

>>830935
>Mind if I ask where's Renexizia? I haven't seen her in a while.
We've left Renexizia unattended.
This is bad on all the levels.

>>830938
This.

I think you know what I used the one for, anons.

"...Mind if I ask where's Renexizia? I haven't seen her for a while."

"...I mean, what's the worst she could be up to?"

Actions.

>...Turn on the TV. Now.
>...How long has she been missing?
>She's fiiiineeeeee.
>...Can we just cuddle for a moment of silence?
>Let's just cuddle... We'll probably find out what she's been up to in the morning...
>I feel physically sick. What do you think she's doing?
>Isn't she supposed to be a teen!?
>Write-In

>>830945
>Isn't she supposed to be a teen!?
>I should also mention she caused millions of dollars in property damage when she was less then a few days old.
>...Turn on the TV. Now.

>>830948
This.

>>830956
Wait what do you think she's doing.
Obviously mass property damage but.
It's stupid but I feel like she got into a nations stock of nukes/radioactive material.

"...Isn't she supposed to be a teen!? And she caused millions of dollars in property damage which I haven't even gotten to paying off yet..."

"What?"


"...Turn on the TV. Now."

She quickly turns on the TV, and you cycle to the local news station. It seems to be outside of Stockholm...

"And here we are, down at the Kiruna Kyrka, the moveable church, most beloved church in all of Sweden, in which a dragon has... Quote for quote, "covered in glitter, butter, and paintings" and has eaten the entire church. A few minutes earlier, we have received reports that the Thorrson family has taken a "ten million dollar loan" all spent on glitter, butter, and coffee, and that a dragon is rampaging hyperactively in the hills surrounding the city of Stockholm. Citizens are advised to stay at least... Two-hundred feet away from the hills, as the dragon is reported to be making "snow angels" and other such things, crushing powerlines, cattle, and farmland accidentally, and already Stockholm is reporting mass power failure in the farmlands. Right now, we have an eye-witness, a Karestina Thorrson on the scene, reputed to be the grandmother of this dragon."

He hands the microphone upward and you see your mom grab the microphone.

"IS THIS THING ON!?!" Your speakers very nearly blow out.

"Yes! Please be careful!"

She lowers her voice to what you assume is a whisper.

"Oh, sorry. Is this on?"

"Yes!"

"Good! You know, this all started when I found my lovely granddaughter playing alone, so I told her to play and conquer the humans... I love her cheerful spirit, it reminds me of me when I was younger, and her general eagerness to make friends..." You hear your mom sigh happily.

"Do you have anything else to report?" Yells the reporter.

"Oh, right! I just wanted to announce that anyone who lives in... Excuse me, but what country is this?"

"Sweden!"

"Ah! Sweden, is now officially my slaves! As you all may know, I accept taxes in the form of slaves, concubines, gold, gems..."

"Excuse me, but doesn't your son own this land?!" Yells the reporter.

"Oh... Wait, really?" Your mom says.

"Yes!"

She seems shocked.
"I'm terribly sorry! Where I come from, I could fly for five minutes and be in another country! Ah... Where's the nearest country not owned by my son?"

"That would be Britain, ma'am."

"Really? Great! Come on Renexizia, we're going to Britian, and I'll show you some great tips for an aspiring young dragon like yourself..." You hear your mother say and look away from the camera.

"Yay! Can we make more friends?" Says Renexizia, offscreen.

"Of course! Now, first I have to take care of something."

"Alright!"

Your mom turns her head back to the screen.

"Sweetie, if this mage is broadcasting correctly, I just wanted to say hi! Your daughter's in good hands! She's a delightful young menace." She chuckles, and leaves the screen with your daughter, flying towards Britain.

Continued!

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>>830986
>Mother is taking our daughter to conquer our wives land while she's unaware after taking out a 10 million dollar loan and decimating so much valuable property

With that, the TV shuts off. And the lighting. And the heating.

You also happen to hear yelling from upstairs.

"So uh... Did your mom just..."

"My mom is a bad influence, usually." You are still rather shocked.

"So uh..."

Actions

>...Fucking hug me, please.
>...Well... Should we tell Elizabeth or not?
>...Did... Did he say... Ten million dollar loan?
>...RENEXIZIA!!! Bring your hand into a fist and wave it into an air. You'll get your vengeance... Soon.
>...I think it's almost time for my mom to leave.
>...That's it. The world is doomed.
>Cry. Just cry.
>...So... How much damage do you think she did?
>...Why did I ever become Emperor?
>Write-in

>>830995
>SCREAM INTERNALLY
>SCREAM EXTERNALLY
>...Fucking hug me, please.

So, let's all agree to never roll a one late?

Or let me have ideas?

You scream internally and externally. And hug Chrysoula as hard as you can, and just HUG her soft fur.

"Ren? Are you alright?"

You respond with a depressing moan.

"Ren..." She hugs you tightly on the sofa as you scream into her soft fur.

Actions

>Just go to sleep... It'll be all over in the morning.
>...I want to die.
>I need to go stop this... Soon...
>...Can I have a tumble now, before I die?
>...Does Elizabeth know?
>I'm putting twenty marks that my currency will be worth nothing when the week ends...
>So, we can all agree Renexizia will destroy the world, right?
>CRY EXTERNALLY AND INTERNALLY FOREVER
>Turn your hug into a grope. You need this. Please.
>Write-In

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>>831004
>I need to go stop this... Soon...
>I'm putting twenty marks that my currency will be worth nothing when the week ends...
We're going to be post WW1 Germany economy wise.

"...I'm putting twenty marks that my currency will be worth nothing when the week ends."

"I'm sorry, I guess..."

"...I need to stop this. Now."

You hug Chrysoula... And bolt off. You have time for tumbling later...

Actions

>RUSH TO YOUR TREASURER TO STOP THE LOAN! Claim that your kid did it!
>...Break down and tell Elizabeth that you fucked up!
>You have no time! Fly to Britain!
>...It's over. Just go back down to Chrysoula and hug her.
>Write-In

>>831010
>RUSH TO YOUR TREASURER TO STOP THE LOAN! Claim that your kid did it!
First we have to save our economy. We aren't having the youth using stacks of 100s as toy bricks.

You rush to the treasurer to stop the loan! You get in, and see a very confused Temiar counting lots of money...

"We have so many shekels!"

"NO! DON'T COUNT IT INTO THE TREASURY!" You yell, and pant..

"Oy vey, what's the matter with you, goyim?"

'That's... That's a loan from my daughter!"

Temiar jumps out.

"It's anoah shoah! Don't tell me..."

"My kid got a loan of ten million dollars. Now, we need to get rid of it..."

"...I got it, I'll talk to some people and send the loan back!"

You wipe sweat off your brow... One problem avoided... But now you need to get Renexizia... Or tell Elizabeth... Or just fuck off...

"Oy vey, you were cutting it close! Two minutes until the loan was finalized!" He yells... Great.

Actions

>...Rush to get Elizabeth! You need to save Britain!
>You can save Britain by yourself! Fly, now!
>...Britain can save itself, you need to stop the power shortages here in Stockholm, and fix everything up!
>Write-In

>>831020
>...Rush to get Elizabeth! You need to save Britain!
We should send Liz to try and stop them while we fix shit.
Then we can go help her.

You rush to your bedroom, where you see Elizabeth wandering around, looking for a light...

"Liz!"

"Huh? What?" She looks up at you, still in her nightgown.

"We have a problem."

"What?"

Actions

>Well... Why don't you just take a detour back to Britain?
>...Renexizia's fucked shit up man! And my mom is with her! I need to save some things here, but you can still save your nation! Go!
>Kiss her!
>Can you not get mad at Renexizia?
>Soo... My mom may be invading your nation...
>This isn't my fault, ok?
>...We need to get a babysitter for Renexiza. Just saying.
>Write-In

Also, switch PoV to Elizabeth?

>Yes!
>No!

>>831029
>Can you not get mad at Renexizia. I think it was my mother who gave her the idea and you know how impressionable she is.
>So mother and Renexizia may be invading your nation.
>And we may need to get her a babysitter from now on.

>Yes!

"So... Don't get mad at Renexizia... But my mom may of given her the tiny, slight idea to invade your nation... And we MAY need to get her a babysitter."

"What?! She's invading my country?"

"Jusst a tiny bit. And I'll be repairing the damages here."

You sigh, deeply... God, this is a great night already, besides sleeping with the French fuck Ren eyes all the time... You leave the palace, shapeshift to your dragon form, and fly off urgently...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see how fast you arrive! Additional +2 if you can think of what Renexizia may be doing!

Also anons, I'm getting some sleep. Can we all agree that this was fucking hilarious?

Rolled 6 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>831039
>Hilarious
I'm pretty sure my blood pressure has spiked.
I'm alternating between despair and swearing.


And she's probably wrecking our palace again.

Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>831039

Rolled 1 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>831039
Jesus Christ OP. It's like you're trying to make the most late term abortable character possible with Renexizia.

I feel happy now anons.
Also, Critical Failure!

You fly there quite slowly since the wind changes course on your flight... It takes you a fucking long time to get to London, and as you arrive, seeing Renexizia taking chunks out of Big Ben as you watch... You personally are furiously angry as you see Karestina look on, mostly just observing.
Why the fuck can't Renexizious control his kids? At this point they're destroying YOUR stuff. So you land outside of the city, and see Renexizia turn to you... She seems much bigger, being a nice twenty stories tall, and looks only SLIGHTLY more mature, having gone from "childish" to "fun-loving."

"Renexizia! What the hell are you doing?"

"Hi mom! Grandmom told me you'd be happy if I conquered something for you!"

You mutter something under your breath... Goddamn it...

"...Also, the Big Ben looked tasty. But guess what? Grandmom got me a ton of glitter and butter!"

You are intensely frustrated since you realize you need to pay off the reconstruction fee to repair the Big Ben...

"Mom? Are you alright?" Renexizia looks slightly concerned.

Actions

>Renexizia, you are coming right home right now, and you are grounded until I say so, goddamn it.
>...Hug her. And tell her to stay away from Renexious's grandmom.
>Why... Why did I ever have kids...
>...Why did you have to eat the Big Ben?!
>Why the fuck are you so hungry all the goddamn time!
>...Goddamn it, take your frustration out on Karestina... She was behind this all.
>...Renexizia, next time you ever leave the house, fucking tell me.
>...Just sigh, and find a liquor store, and fast.
>Write-In

>>831238
>...Hug her. And tell her to stay away from Renexious's grandmom.
Why did she have to be so stupid?
Why is common sense not a genetic trait?
>Now come home right now. And don't ever attack Britain save that for another country. Like Spain.
If she wanted to make us happy she should've attacked Spain.

You.. Hug her, tightly.

"Can you stay away from your grandmother? Please?"

"Why? She's fun to be around..."

You sigh... Why does she have to be so stupid...
"Now, come home right now, and don't ever attack Britain save for that other country... Spain, for example."

"B-"

"No buts."

Karestina stomps over.

"Aren't you Renexizious's wife? Elizabeth?"

"Yes?"

"Why exactly are you not condoning this type of behavior? I want a conqueror from my grandchildren."

Actions

>If you want her to conquer stuff, stay away from Britain! Go to Africa or something...
>Stay away from my daughter, got it?
>Isn't Renexizious enough?
>Sigh... In-laws are the worst at times...
>Is common sense lacking? My daughter could get hurt or worse!
>...She's going home now, ok?
>Head to spain and attack them, not me!
>...Just growl, you are fucking tired and she's not helping.
>Write-In

>>831242
>If you want her to conquer stuff, stay away from Britain! Go to Africa or something...
>Head to spain and attack them, not me!
Attack the Spaniards or the blacks.
Not the good honest British.

"Listen, if you want her to conquer stuff, stay away from Britian! Go to Africa or something, or Spain!"

You hear her sigh.

"You humans, always obsessive about your own not being attacked...'

"Please?"

"Well, since you asked nicely, I'll consider it..."

She yawns a little.

"Well, I suppose I could go home to rest a little... Which way is that?"

You point her in the right direction, and you get Renexizia, and begin to prepare to leap off the ground... When you slip on something... You see that Renexizia has covered the street in... Butter. And seems to have been sliding on it. Great... You hop up in the air though, and begin to fly back home... Renexizia follows.

"Hey, mom?"

"What?" You grit out.

"Are you ok? You seem angry."

"...I'm just a little frustrated, alright?"

"Oh. Sorry mom..."

Actions

>It's not your fault. Just your grandmother's fault...
>...Let's just head home...
>...Hug her tightly?
>Renexizia... Please... Just stop destroying things. It gives me and your father a heart attack.
>You'll want to apologize to your father, Renexizia. He seems a little distraught.
>...Listen, from now on, you are not going anywhere without a babysitter, ok?
>Write-In

I'm going to work anons, I'll be posting again in an hour or two.

>>831250
>Renexizia... Please... Just stop destroying things. It gives me and your father a heart attack.

>>831250
>Renexizia... Please... Just stop destroying things. It gives me and your father a heart attack. At least ask us if it's okay before you just go off on a rampage.
>...Hug her tightly?
>>831254
Later OP
Maybe we can teach Renexizia common sense.

>>831250
>You'll want to apologize to your father, Renexizia. He seems a little distraught.
>Renexizia... Please... Just stop destroying things. It gives me and your father a heart attack.
>...Let's just head home...


I just analysed the writing of one of OP's posts and it seems that our daughter didn't take the loan, our mother did. We might need to explain to her what a loan is and how she almost ruined us.


Also we might need to ask our mother to NOT invade or attack shit without asking and to help us rebuild Big Ben... and that church that got eaten...

>>831332
Great. So now we have to rebuild the Eiffel Tower, a famous church AND Big Ben. Although at least with the Eiffel Tower we let her eat it.

>>831366
yep, not to mention anything else she eats while we aren't looking.

>>831367
We'll we have to wait and see if she eats anything else important. Stuff like London bridge we have to replace while others not so much.

>>831258
As if, anon.

"Renexizia... Please, just stop destroying things. It gives me and your father a heart attack. At least ask us if it's okay before you just go off on a rampage." You hug her tightly as you fly, squeezing her.

"Moooom... I can handle myself..."

"No, you can't. Your barely two weeks old... And your lucky I don't go on a rampage myself."

"...Oh... Your that mad?"

"Just about! Think about your poor father, and when he hears of Big Ben being half-way eaten..."

"I didn't think about that..."

Actions

>You should at least tell your father and me whenever you want to eat or do something, ok? (Try to get Renexizia more responsible!)
>Renexiza... I love you, but can you stop eating famous landmarks? That tends not to go over well... (Try to get her to stop eating things!)
>...Listen, I love you since your my daughter, but don't think for a moment that your not misbehaving.
>...Let's just go home, alright?
>If this continues, I'll make your father give you a babysitter.
>...What happened to that man who was supposed to tell me when you hatched anyways? Haroldr?
>...Renexizia... Why don't you try to get a hobby outside of eating priceless things?
>Just hug her, and fly home.
>Write-In

Bumping.

>>831383
>You should at least tell your father and me whenever you want to eat or do something, ok? (Try to get Renexizia more responsible!)
>Renexiza... I love you, but can you stop eating famous landmarks? That tends not to go over well... (Try to get her to stop eating things!)

"Renexizia, I love you, but can you stop eating famous landmarks, and tell me and your father when you want to eat or do something, please?"

Roll me a 1d20+3. Additional +2 if you can give her a good reason or bribe her

>>831442
"Lots of people, who might want to be your friends, like those buildings. Not to mention the fact me and your father have to replace them. My point is that we have to spend money, which could be spent on butter or on parties or on something WE want, replacing those buildings and you lose potential friends."

Rolled 4 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>831452
Forgot my roll

Allowing samefagging if you can give her more reasons

>>831458
"I would hate to have to ground you, or to punish you more severely like... spanking you. Yes that seems quite severe."

Rolled 12 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>831463
Sorry I keep forgetting to roll.

Press F to pay respect for anon

12+5=17

Minor Success!

"Renexizia, lots of people who might want to be your friends, like those buildings. Not to mention the fact me and your father have to replace them. My point is that we have to spend money which could be spent on butter, parties, or something WE want, rather then replacing those buildings, and you losing potential friends. I would hate to ground you or to punish you more severely... Such as spanking, which is quite severe."

"Mom, it's fun and tasty... Besides, your the Queen! You can just make more money... And who cares about a few buildings..." She seems to be resisting you on this.

"Please Renexizia?"

She sighs a little bit...
"Well... I guess I can try to be more considerate mom..."

Actions

>Just try, ok? I'm tired of having headaches with you.
>Hug her. That's all you wanted.
>...Let's just get back home, alright?
>...Your still in trouble though.
>...It's not your fault, it's just Karestina's fault.
>...If you like eating buildings maybe some time I'll take you out to Spain?
>I know how hard it is to be a dragon and not exploit it, but please stop destroying everything...
>...Thank you, Renexizia.
>Are you being sassy with me, young lady?
>...I can't believe your a teen already. Why the hell does my kids grow up so fast...
>Write-In

Rolled 20 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>831442

>>831477
Since I feel nice, I'm giving anons a free nat 20 to use in the future.
Also, bumping.

>>831475
>Just try, ok? I'm tired of having headaches with you.
>Hug her. That's all you wanted.
>...I can't believe your a teen already. Why the hell does my kids grow up so fast...

I suspect gestation periods and growing processes are so short so that OP can keep on pumping out new character like Mikhail and Renexizia.

>>831494
I blame us creating that mutagen that reduces pregnancy times greatly, it probably also causes this...

>>831494
I would like actually having kids remain kids longer. Just saying.
I did a roll I fucked up on and kids grow up fast.

"Just try, ok? I'm tired of having headaches with you..." You hug her midair.

"Mom..."

"...I just can't believe your a teen already... Why do my kids grow up so fast?" You give your daughter a kiss as you continue to fly...

You also feel Karestina swoop down next to you.

"So, why do you want my granddaughter to not embrace her destructive spirit?"

Oh. Right. Renexizious's mom.

Actions

>She's doing tons of damage! And that was MY land.
>...How was Ren ever raised by a bitch like you?
>Can we just go home?
>You are not innocent either, you know! You helped and encouraged her!
>...I want you to stay away from my daughter.
>Were you like this at all when you were young? Just curious.
>Write-In

>>831496
I remember that early on we tumbled and impregnated Elizabeth even before we made mutagens. Then a week later Charlemagne was born.

>>831501
>She's doing tons of damage! And that was MY land.
>Were you like this at all when you were young? Just curious.

>>831501
>She's doing tons of damage! And that was MY land.
>And by extension, REN'S LAND!
>She even heavily damaged a very historic structure!

>>831501
>She's doing tons of damage! And that was MY land.
>You are not innocent either, you know! You helped and encouraged her!

>Write-In
"Also, I know my daughter doesn't know what a loan is. So what in the hell made you think that you could? Do you know what that would have done to us?"

>>831537
Liz doesn't know about the loan, anon.

"She's doing tons of damage on my land, and Ren's land!"

"Well, I didn't know that until now. You have my apologizes, Elizabeth."

"Well, don't think your innocent either though, because you helped and encouraged her."

"So it's wrong for me to spend time with my grandchildren?"

"Well... Were you like this at all when you were young?"

"No. I was a little less friendly and kind. But just as playful, honestly."

Actions

>Well... I hope she grows out of this.
>You'll have to repay me for damages, I don't want an apology.
>...Thank you for apologizing at least, Karestina.
>If you want to make your grandchildren ravernous and barbaric raiders, sure!
>...Listen, if you want to spend time with my children, ask me at least.
>...Well... What exactly were you like as a kid?
>Why don't we talk about something else besides my child.
>So, from what I remember, you didn't raise Ren... You left him alone. Why exactly are you here anyways? And what's with the maternal act around him?
>Write-In

>>831602
>Well... I hope she grows out of this.
>...Thank you for apologizing at least, Karestina.
>...However if you want to spend time with my children, ask me or Ren at least.

"I just hope she grows out of this... And, well... Thank you for apologizing at least, Karestina. But if you want to spend time with my children, ask me or Ren at least."

"Why would I need to ask you or Ren that I need to spend time with my grandchildren?" She seems slightly confused...

Actions

>I just want to come along to make sure you don't corr- I mean, to make sure nothing bad happens.
>Listen... If they go missing, I just want to know, ok?
>Please?
>...Good point... I won't force you to tell me, I just want you to behave well around them.
>I am my children's mother, and I request you do what I say...
>Write-In

>>831641
>Write-In
"So we know where they are, so we can always contact them if need be.

Also so we can generally prepare for stuff like this or at least give you a map of where you can attack or something... general rule, in this family we attack Cuba. It's a small island nation a fair distance away but still the point stands."

>>831641
>Write-In
How do family relations work with Dragons where you come from? Here a child is the primary concern of their parents. Is it different in your world?

>>831648
This.

"So we know where they are, so we can always contact them if need be. Also so we can prepare for stuff like this or at least give you a map of where you can attack or something... Just a general rule, Ren loves attacking Cuba. So maybe you should do that?"

"Well, I suppose I will... I myself don't have as many kids as you do, and mine are all grown."

"Huh. Mind if I ask how family relations work with dragons where you come from? Here, a child is the primary concern of their parents... Is it different in your world?"

"Well, a little. Most dragons resort to tumbling humans or other species... Which means there's fewer of us over the centuries. Dragons sometimes, and I mean rarely, stay together for a while, and usual this doesn't last long due to the ambitions and territorial problems that come into play... And the fact that dragon hunters tend to go after us doesn't end well."

"Dragon hunters?"

"The Draconius Vulkarius... It's an old name, and they're very well prepared. That's why I move my stronghold every few years, just in case I get a visit."

"Oh..."

"But to answer your question about children, us dragons abandon them so they grow stronger... It's one of the few cultural rites we have."

"Huh..."

"But enough about that... I love this world, it's easy to operate in and I don't have to exactly worry about if my activities are drawing the attention of the Vulkarius."

Actions

>...Who exactly are the Vulkarius?
>...So, in your world dragons are slowly dying out?
>How come you seem to be afraid of the Vulkarius?
>...Why don't we fly back home?
>...So why are you spending time with your son if your people abandon them early on in life?
>...I have a question... Are dragons typically as... Fertile as Renexizious?
>So... Who exactly is Renexizious's father? I don't remember him telling me...
>Are natural dragons more powerful then... Well, related to a normal race.
>...Do dragons have any draw backs?
>Write-in

>>831663
>...So, in your world dragons are slowly dying out?
>...Why don't we fly back home?
>...I have a question... Are dragons typically as... Fertile as Renexizious?

>>831663
>...So, in your world dragons are slowly dying out?
>How come you seem to be afraid of the Vulkarius?

So maybe that's why Ren's great-grandfather was half-Dwarf.

"So... In your world, dragons are slowly dying out?"

"Well, yes..."

"Oh. Well... I have another question, are dragons as typically fertile as Renexizious?"

"He's... Special. I have my own concubines, but I do not have children with them mostly because I prefer them just relaxing me, rather then actually tumbling me... I've never actually heard of a dragon having more then eight children at the very most."

"Oh..."

"...No offense, but he's very... Obsessive about women. Or just a womanizer."

"...I had to marry a womanizer..." You sigh.

"Well, consider your relationship to be special. Very few dragons can stand each other."

"Good... Well... Mind if I ask why your afraid of the Vulkarius?"

"...That's a story for another day." She says to you.

You are back to being Renexizious, and you have finally, finally finished the damage control... It's about six million in damages, but you are finally done setting up emergency repairs and restoring power... Thank God.

That's when you see your mom, Elizabeth, and Renexizia come back... And your slightly relieved... Elizabeth lands in front of you, along with your mom and daughter.

"Finally did it... Now... I need rest. How's everything going?"

[red]"Decent... But uh, there's still some problems and a few houses were squished."[/red]

"I see... Well, Renexizia apologized and so did your mother..." Sighs out Elizabeth...

[red]"Great... Well... I guess some sleep could do some good for us all."[/red]

Elizabeth shrinks down, along with your mother, who before doing so, gives you a kiss on the cheek in apology...

"Dad?" Renexizia looks up at you...

[red]"Yes?"[/red]

"...Are you angry at me?" She slightly lowers her head at you.

Actions

>Are you kidding? I'm a little happy at this! Sure, you did plenty of property damage, took out a loan, and ate a church... But you had initiative, damn it.
>...You and I are in for a long talk.
>...Renexizia, I've been very lax towards you recently... But I can't be anymore. Your too kind, but way too destructive. I want it to be one or the other, damn it.
>...I can't be angry towards you, Renexizia.
>...I'm just disappointed. That's all.
>...I am a little, yes.
>Yell for her to go to her room. You'll give her a punishment for doing this.
>Was your mom being mean again?
>...Come on sweetie, I'll read a story to you, ok? You love bed-time stories.
>Just please tell me when your planning on breaking stuff, ok?
>Headpat and kiss your daughter?
>Write-In

>>831690
>>...I am a little, yes.
>Headpat and kiss your daughter?
Now I'm more determined to set up a Draconic empire. Ren's family is probably being slaughtered right now.

>>831700
What family?
You mean the one guy who Ren's mom doesn't want him to meet who is on good terms with the humans and thus is not in any danger?

>>831709
Perhaps kin would be a more appropriate term. He could have a grand uncle or cousin right now who's being hunted.

"...Truth be told, I am a little."

You headpat your daughter, and kiss her on the cheek.

"Aw... I'm sorry... I thought it was alright since Grandma said it was..."

You sigh a bit... And pat her on the back as the two of you shrink.

"...Dad?"

"Yeah?"

"...I'm sorry, ok?"

"I know you are, Renexizia."

Actions

>...I need to get some sleep, alright?
>...Grab her and give her a piggyback ride. She deserves it for disobeying you.
>...So, your growing up...
>...Why don't I read you a story before I head to bed?
>Rub her on the head...
>Hey, at least you may be getting a new record in damage soon...
>...Why don't we vent that energy later? Like raiding Cuba?
>Hey, I have a question... Have you eaten anyone or have any slaves yet?
>...I'm sorry for not really being here for the past few days, I've been busy, and probably should of gotten you to do something, ok?
>...Tomorrow, why don't we find you a hobby besides breaking things? That'll be fun, right?
>Write-In

>>831725
For curious anons, Renexizia is a pre-teen...

>>831725
>...Tomorrow, why don't we find you a hobby besides breaking things? That'll be fun, right?

>>831725
>...Tomorrow, why don't we find you a hobby besides breaking things? That'll be fun, right?