>>807120Can we go to the nearest local game store and play card game?
"Let's get out of here, before someone sees us"
>>807136Haha! Was he really that short? Consider our infatuation, gone>Escape through the emergency exit
>>807127"I already have a match in mind for you. I'll tell you more after we escape school grounds."
"Hurry up and give me a boost dork"
>>807172We have wimpy girl arms because we play card games instead of lifting.Maybe we can climb the dumpsters?
>>807172Help her up and show off her our ninja climbing skill.
>>807180"You're stronger than you look anon, grab my hands."
>>807198Grab his handsThis won't end well
>>807198I can't we don't seem to have any fingers
>>807198DO it, but be careful. Your hands and quick thinking are the only good things you have.
"A perfect landing, hey get up anon"
>>807246...just as planned
"So Anon, could you do a teeny tiny little favour for me?"
>>807272"Okay, but it'll be five bucks. I'm not a hoe for fun."
>>807272What kind of favor?
>>807301>>807308>>807325"O-okay what kind of favour?"
"Well, in the city there's this underground duel arena called the Gauntlet, if you beat someone in a duel there you get to take any card you want from their deck."
"The biggest baddest duelist in the Gauntlet is this guy called 'Big Bob'. He has tons of good cards. I've never challenged him before but..."
"There's a card in his deck that I really want"
>>807410Holy shit dudeWhat do we get in exchange?
"I'm not sure I have a 100% chance of beating him alone, but I do know that he accepts double duels. After seeing you mop the floor with Fossle, I think if we team up we can take this guy no problem"
>>807410We would love to do you this favor, new best friend!
"Of course if you do team up with me we will have to wager our best cards as well, no problem really since we're definitely going to win."
>>807427Haha that's fine I don't really have any rare cards anyway. (except for 3 of every card in the game)
"So, are you in or out?"
>>807434Again, what's in it for meBesides hugs... BRO hugs, yeah
>>807443Ah, fuck it, let's do it
"What's in it for me?"
>>807481holy shit that fucking face
>>807489I know what archetype we'll be playing next
"eh?, eh? How about it?"
>>807498That's not even enough for a booster pack c'mon
>>807498More broI'm not betting my best cards for something that isn't even enough for a booster packEnough for 1 box minimum,deal?
>>807498Do you even have a deck?
>>807506>>807526"That's not even enough for a booster pack bro, make it $50"
("And a hug...")
>>807554"Remember what Crass Clown said in Elemental Hero Bubbleman: The Blue Knight; 'If you are good at something, never do it for free'"
>>807571"BRO hugs I mean"
>>807565Now, this is the kind of quest i like.
>>807554"wew, looks like someone just activated pot of greed"
>>807594And that's how friendships based on strong foundations are built up.
>>807594Duel for it
>>807607Buy booster packs
>>807607Spend money first on moar cards, illegal dueling later
>>807607Buy a dark magician girl on amazon.com for $1
>>807618>>807620"Good idea anon, we should boost our decks before the duel"
>>807630We dont have any waifu cards to mascot our deck. Lets see options!
>>807630Buy older packs we only need two more pieces of exodia!
>>807633What are some good fire waifus?
>>807651Thats the one.>>807637Crimson Sentry is the only one I can think of that is Fire
>>807651Buy all waifus so we can select any of them in future episodes
Infernal Flame Vixen?Fire Princess?>>807651All in on waifus. No ragrats.
>>807651We need a waifu card or mascot cardAlso buy a mascot packHopefully we pull a card with synergies in our deck
>>807658Apple Magician Girl as well
>>807658Elemental Hero Lady Heat
>>807662Let's not forget the lovely Volcanic Queen
>>807668Crimson Sentry! Woot!Put both in deck. Try not to fap
>>807668Now nobody will question our heterosexualitySpeaking of which I am so sorry
OP, your file names are great.>>807668Dragon Girl is deck lead
>>807673wow my first fan art, I'm so honoured.
>>807680Oh dear god. WRONG LEWD! WRONG L-LEWD!
>>807673Bromance is alright.On Exhibit >>807680 , you can see a bully stealing from Anon's secret card stash
>>807668Crimson sentry for the synergy Buy either a EPIC mascot pack or a QT mascot pack
>>807680N-No homo, right?
>>807690Le EPIC, absolutely.
("Found it, this will come in handy")
("He'll never see it coming")
>>807712So what kind of deck do you use, anyway?
>>807712A holiday scalper appears to buy all the pepes! He will sell them inline for triple their worth! We must end his shenanigans!
>>807720Why not MST?
>>807712I still need to buy two more packsI need to buy a mascot pack and a le epic dragoon pack
>>807723Online* fuck you autocorrect
>>807720Buy mascot and harpys feather duster
>>807722Thunder types, I wish they had more support cards though.
>>807739That filename is a reference to the band and the two kind of current, and nothing else right? Right?
>>807739What's your big trump card,I've yet to find mineIn fact we should probably help each other iron out weaknesses in our decks
>>807750My trump card is raigeki, but I don't own it yet so for now I guess it's Sanga of the Thunder.
>>807769Welp. Time to buy the other 2 cards
>>807769Hand him a copy of Thunderclap Skywolf as a new best friend gift
>>807746I didn't know that was even a thing until now
>>807769CoolI'm thinking of adding in some more search engines to take advantage of Crimson sentry and mabye some more power cards
>>807769Can you at least form the Gate Guardian?Do you want to cosplay as the Paradox Brothers?
>>807782What's Gate Guardian?
>>807800Wait you don't know about the gate guardians?Red pill him immediately
>>807800Show him with yournsmart phone!
>>807773"What you're really going to give this to me!?"
>>807809Of course If where going in as a team we need to be as good as we can possibly be
>>807800Didn't you ever attend Duel Monsters History class?>>807809Yeah, why not? We're buddies, and he doesn't fit in my deck.
>>807807>>807806"Why would I combine kazejin suijin and sanga to make this beat stick when I could just have 3 Sangas?
>>807809>Thunderclap SkywolfThat would go nicely with The Creator, along with something that can be sent to the graveyard and come back on its own
>>807825It's not about winning, it's about the swag
>>807825He's not wrong
>>807827"Then why did you use Ookazi on Mr Fossle"
>>807840I play fire, slown steady burns precluding a burst of damage.It's kind of my thing
>>807840Because shut the fuck up that's why
>>807840Bro you fucking wylin, you telling me that shit wasn't swag?
>>807840Are you suggesting Ookazi is lacking in swag?
>>807811>>807814"Thanks bro, now we'll win for sure!"
>>807871Lets go duel
>>807871this is getting gay as fuckwhen are we dueling and not sucking cock
>>807840>ookazi>not swaggyWe should ditch this kid and underground duel with a non plebeian
>>807871Let's go duel that fat guy>>807874What's the matter, big boy? Can't do both at the same time?
>>807874Foolish anon, this blowjob is now a SHADOW GAME.
>>807889My buzzsaws will take you to the shadow realm!
"Here we are anon, the Gauntlet"
>>807907Looks like a door in a back alley.
>>807907The sun is rising
("Shit I forgot to buy a mascot booster pack")
>>807919Dont worry. Your alter ego bought one while you manhugged
>>807919Good thing we always keep a spare booster pack in our binder for good luck.
>>807937Five finger discount?
"Chaw haw haw""Direct attack, game over mate now give us that Tyrant Dragon of yours"
>>807952Not so fast grease ball! No more bullying people for their cards for you!
>>807952Welp thats it for us Good game everyone we did our best, time to see if duel monsters has a quest yet.
>>807952Try to appear brave in front of our friendFail
>>807956"Not so fast grease ball! No more bullying people for their cards for you!"
>>807969Instead I'm going to overthrow you and take all of YOUR cards!
>>807969And after this is over you will be a recurring, but non-threatening villain archetype
"Pretty big mouth for such a little runt, what do you want pipsqueak?"
>>807990"We want to double battle you for your Raigeki!"
>>807990We want the pickles you are hiding under your tongue
"Two pip-squeaks for the price of one?""Fine but I start with 8000 life points AND if I win I get to take a card from both or your decks""Hows that sound?"
>>808016Fine with me. You could start with 100000 LP and we'd still kick your butt.
>>808016You are on, Kingpin
>>808016Bring it on, shitstain
>>808016Fine with me
>>808016You are on, Potato head!
"very well, let the beating commence""I'll go first"
"I summon Chainsaw Insect, in attack mode of course"
>>808050>>808063I quickplay "Poison of the Old Man" and immediately give you 800 pointa of LP damage!
"And I activate the Shard of Greed"
>>808068"Anon, you can't activate a quickplay spell from your hand during your opponents turn, dumbass"
"I'll place one card face down and end my turn"
>>808096My turn!First, I activate Terraforming, allowing me to add Molten Destruction to my hand, which I'll then activate.Next, I'll normal summon my UFO Turtle, in Attack Position!
>>808097....we didn't set the spell down
>>808091>>808097I forgot the 'set' part. Oops
>>808097>quickplay spellBut not from the handThat's what Cultist-chan, i mean, Condemned Maiden is for
It's your move, 6 cards 4000 LP
His deck clearly is based on drawing cards. >Set appropriate. Activate it as soon as possible, incoming value!
>>808103>>808109Thanks for the free 3 cards, buddy
>>808109Play Block Attack on the Chainsaw Bug
OP is kill?
"My turn!""First, I activate Terraforming, allowing me to add Molten Destruction to my hand!"
>>808184>UFO Turtle attacks Chainsaw Insect>Draw 1 card off Chainsaw Insect's effect>The destroyed UFO Turtle special summons UFO Turtle>UFO Turtle attacks Chainsaw Insect>Draw 1 card off Chainsaw Insect's effect>The destroyed UFO Turtle special summons UFO Turtle>UFO Turtle attacks Chainsaw Insect>Draw 1 card off Chainsaw Insect's effect>The destroyed UFO Turtle special summons Neo Flamvell Sabre 2600 ATK>...>Profit!
"which I'll then activate"
>>808213And activate Anti-Magic Arrows upon entering the battle phase. I don't trust that face-down card.
>>808222Hopefully our partners facedown card is useful
>>808225I thought that was shitstain's facedown card?
"Now I summon UFO Turtle, in attack mode"
>>808232bend over and spread them, fuccboi
>>808232Enter battle phase, immediately activate Anti-Magic Arrows; proceed to >>808199
>>808232Continue with plan!
>>808225>>808230It's shitstain's facedown card, Jason hasn't had his turn yet
"I activate Anti-Magic arrows!""Now you can't use your facedown card"
>>808256That's a bitchin' turtleufo
"Now UFO turtle attacks Chainsaw Insect!"
"Ha! Idiot""Even with your field spell card's boost your dinky Turtle is no match for my Chainsaw Insect!"
>>808274Is everyone in the yugioh-verse like this?
(You lose 500 lifepoints)
>>808274>someone turned on the lightsgahh shut them off i dont want to see his fucking chins
>>808285The light is coming from the visual effect of Volcanic Ruin
>>808289holy hell, how did I miss that
("Uh oh, maybe I should of thought this through a little better")
"Your Chainsaw Insects affect activates!""I get to draw one card!"(You have 4 cards now)
"And now I activate UFO Turtle's special ability! When UFO Turtle is destroyed by battle I can special summon one Fire monsters with less than 1500 ATK from my deck! I choose another UFO Turtle!"
>>808320oh god this is going to hurt
>>808320fast forward a bit
("Oh, nevermind then, he's actually doing something pretty smart")
"Now I'll repeat the process until I get to draw 3 cards at the cost of 1500 life points!"(6 cards, 2500 life points)
>>808344Now for Neo Flamvell Sabre
"Now with my final UFO Turtle's effect I summon Neo Flamvell Sabre""When you have less than 4 cards in the grave; flamvell sabre gets a 600 ATK boost! Not to mention the 500 he gets from Volcanic Ruin"
>>808355Battle his chainsaw insect one more time
>>808355Now get fucked Attack chainsaw bug
"Flamvell Guard! Destroy his Chainsaw Insect!"(7 cards)
>>808373get rektMP2 set the following cards facedown:Blast with ChainFerret FlamesDestruction JammerBig BurnRising Energyand end your turn
"Your cowardly tactics may have given you a momentary advantage, but you will not maintain it!"
>>808389>cowardlyDude, what? That was ballsy as fuckWhen the time comes, can we finish him off with Ookazi?
>>808389That's the risk of using cards like Chainsaw Insect. You can't just throw in cards with high stats; your deck lacks cohesion!inb4 he uses 2 harpies' feather dusters
>>808392kek good idea
"I'll place 5 cards face down and end my turn"
>>808397"That's the risk of using cards like Chainsaw Insect. You can't just throw in cards with high stats; your deck lacks cohesion"("Dumbass kid thinks he's hot shit. Thanks to my facedown card he's probably just ruined his chances of using a spell or trap for the rest of the duel!")
"Alright, my draw!"
"I discard thunder seahorse, now I can add two more thunder seahorses to my hand!"
I summon Thunder Nyan Nyan in attack mode!
>>808442I see you also purchased the waifu booster pack
"I activate my field spell card Luminous Spark! Now all light monsters gain 500 Attack points!"
>>808453Are we playing with the pre-2014 rules where field spells destroy other field spells upon being played, or the post-2014 rules that allow for each player to control a single field spell card?
Field spells don't destroy other field spells in this
"pfft waifu monsters give me a break"
"I'll place two face downs and end my turn""Your move fatso"
"7 facedown cards? Pussies, I only have 3 trap cards in my entire deck"
"I activate royal decree!""This continuos trap card negates the effects of all other trap cards"
"Now I activate my Double Summon magic card! With this I can conduct two normal summons instead of one this turn"
"First I summon Goblin Attack Force!"
"And now I sacrifice my Goblin Attack Force to summon..."
"Great Maju Garzett!"
"Great Maju Garzett! Squash that Neo Flamvell Sabre!"
"Your move boy, unless you're ready to give up"(3 cards, 500 life points)
>>808544Perfect!I remove from play 2 UFO Turtles from my graveyard to special summon Inferno and Spirit of Flames.Then I sacrifice them both to tribute summon...Infernal Flame Emperor!!!!!This monster lets me banish a few FIRE monsters from my graveyard to destroy all your spell and trap cards!Now that that pesky Royal Decree is gone, I activate Ferret Flames!
activate forbidden chalice on Great Maju Garzett to turn its attack from 4600 to 400.That works right?
>>808560Except we have nowhere to play forbidden chalice.Also that wouldn't be as cool.
Are sh chris or xyz around?
>>808573If they are, I doubt that any of the characters are skilled enough to use them.
extra deck summoning techniques are serious business! Only the most skilled duelists can hope to master even one of them!
("This is bad! My spell and traps are locked up tight, only a monster card can save me now")
"I banish two of my UFO turtles to special summon Inferno and Spirit of the Flames!"
"Curse those blasted Turtles!"
"Now I tribute Spirit of the Flames and Inferno to summon the Infernal Flame Emporer!"
"Not bad for a brat like you, but I'm afraid with only 3200 attack points and no spell or trap cards to back it up, your Infernal Flame Emporer is just a waste of space"
>>808663Loudly explain your monster's effect
"Did I mention Infernal Flame Emperors special ability?""You see, when Infernal Flame Emperor is tribute summoned in the main phase or main phase 2, you may activate his special ability which enables the controllwe of Infernal Flame Emporer to banish up to 5 FIRE attribute monsters (such as UFO Turtle) from his or her graveyard, for each FIRE attribute monster that is banished by the effect of Infernal Flame Emporer I am allowed to destroy one spell or trap on the field.""I shall thusly activate this special ability, banishing my 3rd and final UFO Turtle and destroying your Royal Decree"
>>808710it means you're fucked
"Royal Decree!? NO!"
"Now I activate my trap card Ferret Flames! This will send monsters from your field back to your deck until the total attack of all your monsters is less than my life points!"
Now your Great Maju Garzett has to go back to the deck!
>>808731Is the ferret farting the fire?
>>808740Oh that's gold and this thread is gold
"Infernal Flame Emporer! Attack his life points directly!"
"I guess it's my go now"
>>808650>>808800is his attack 2200 or 3200
>>8088152200 is shitstain's remaining LP, but not for long.
Infernal Flame Emporer has 3200 attack points and reduced Big Bob's life points from 5400 to 2200
"I play Tribe Shocking Virus, in attack mode"
>>808821*pssst* tribe shocking virus is a WATER monster
("All I have left is this one card, hmm how can I use this to win?")
Anon. I think I love you
"Thanks again for helping me kick that guys butt"
>>808847No problem man. That's what friends are for, right?
>>808847eh card games are what I do
"No problem man, That's what friends are for, card games are what I do!"
>>808897That's not a chick, is it?
So yeah, feel free to post, feedback, complaints, critisicm, discussion, whatever now the episode is over. Thanks for posting gents, and a small thanks to lurkers whose hypothetical existence give me small amounts of motivation as well.Are the duels too short? Fossle and Bob only had like 2 turns each before they died.Too much gay shit? etc.I'll probably switch to making a new thread once a week now, takes a lot of time to draw all these crappy pictures, especially when more than one npc duels.What do you think Mr Granch's real deck contains?Thanks again, the positive comments of support in these two episode made me really enthusiastic, even though there's like two people doing most of the questing.
>>808962Skull shirt kid is a flat chick and not a dude, that's my crackpot theory and I'm sticking to it.
>>808962I think you need to preset our decks now that the "tutorial" is over. There is too many cards with 1 turn win scenarios. We can build deck and then fight fo' realz.
>>808968Also this. We need a set deck to prepare a strategy for.Maybe after every duel or so we can swap out with a sidedeck and after major points we can remake.
>>808962I do think there's to much gay shit but it's still good
Make a discord or something to announce the quest going live. I don't want to miss it again, two times in a row now.
I love this damn quest.
>>808962This is cool shit man, never change. And yes, I'm a lurker because I haven't yugioh in ages but this is funny even if I don't remember shit about yugioh.
hi qulty qest it haz gud intro and writinz iz reel ingagin nice storee 2
>>808962this is a masterpiece and you better keep runningand this >>808968
I have recieved a bunch of replies suggesting I should swap to a preset deck for the protag but I'm very hesitant to do so.I think it would make the quest less fun. The thread would contain more text dense posts providing card lists.The overall freedom of the game will be reduced with a preset hand since there will only be 1 or 2 optimal decisions that can be chosen every turn the entire duel will basically be scripted. The posters will be pressing an 'advance text' button instead of playing.
>>810672True, but if you're going to do that then you should start making the opponents pull horseshit out of their ass too.
>>810672I don't think it's too overpowered for the players hand to be made completely out of wild cards bacause the NPCs also have the same advantage. In face the players have to declare the identity of their traps/quickplays when they're set but the NPC traps are wild (although I usually have a specific trap in mind).If the duel is going to be won sooner than I want it to I can give the NPC kuribohs/hanewatas and that's only necessary when they have no facedowns or cards in the graveyard with an unknown identity (eg: necro gardna). Even if the player makes somesort of combo that prevents the NPC from using any card effects I can still just go "lol I summon Lava Golem."
>>810675Mr Fossle used a kuriboh when his deck is only supposed to contain rock type EARTH monsters
Anyway maybe we could try doing an episode with a scripted deck, but I'm pretty sure that would just be 'shota dating sim quest' with a yugioh cutscene in the middle of the episode.
>>810723id rather not
>>808962This is absolutely fantastic, I'd contribute if I still understood Yu Gi Oh rules but just watching from the sidelines is still amazing.
>>810723I find merit in your worry OP. We can go randumz, but it makes card shopping pointless
>>810723I still like the current format. >>811241Card shopping gives us the chance to get normally limited ones, and highlights new possibilities. Oh, and more Waifus/mascots.
>>811319But if we can summon random cards, why shop?
I prefer asspulls deck. That way, sky's the limit with the sick combos we can pull. Besides, NPC are subject to the same rule of having random cards that vaguely follows a theme.
>>811400Well, I would say it gives us more in-character reasons to use specific cards
>>811400How about we have a "Deck" stat? How it would work is all previously established cards would be one point. Any unspent points could allow us ass-pulls, but at the cost of one point each. That also goes for copies of cards. If we previously established having MST, then rip out another one in the same match, that's one spent point for registering the card.Going to the card shop/winning booster packs would give us more deck points.
>>811684I don't feel like that'd go well.We already have an Hyperdimensional case (+ secret stash) of cards to change our deck, and probably a few side decks.
I could make a list of cards you're allowed to use in a paste bin. 3 lists, for monsters, spells and traps sorted in alphabetical order with ~20 cards each.But I think it's a bit tedious for players to have to consort the list.Rules and mechanics are a necessary evil but I still prefer to use them as little as possible.
>>812663Maybe you can theme our duels? Like... a fire team is needed or like the show, arbitrary and forced in character tropes like Toons, Clowns, Tomato Monsters, Superheroes and Waifus?
>>812663Nah, no pastebins. Fuckin hate emI like this >>812799or maybe this >>811684
>>812663>>812799>>813395This is legit the best quest on 4chan. We definitely need to limit what cards are actually in our deck. I like the idea of forcing us to play themes. It's in keeping with the show. Fire seems to be our theme right now, but maybe we'll be forced to switch to another theme by arbitrary rules. "Your cards aren't welcomed in this tournament turtle-whore!"Deck points would be a good way to represent heart of the cards bullshit.
>>813679The more monsters, the more heart points? Maybe. But I dont wanna give OP too many rules. I just wanted to make card summoning slightly more sensible.
>>813703Yeah, a compromise would be best. We don't want to lose the breezy feel of the duels but we need to make it so that we can't just type "now we play this this and this WIN".
Yeah, I'll just make it so you can only use FIRE themed cards and basic utility support cards and cards that were bought in game. Anything else requires Fate points, cost depending on: how op the card is, how much you're winning/losing by, and how many turns have elapsed.
>>814039As long as we have the chance to change deck theme if/once we want to switch it up.It'd be changed after consensus, and during a 'rest'.Fate points seem like a large side deck of unnamed cards that we can pick from mid-fight. The Points need to be restored after battles, either partially (we keep the cards that were 'bought' for a day) or entirely.
>>814324We could run a few decks to mix it up if we get bored of flames
>>814795I'd like a warrior or Dino deck
>>807673>and all the yaoi girls screamed>Xom 2009