You are this kid, you must defeat people in a childrens' card game to safe the worlds and stuff.Default rules except 4000 lp and monsters without flip effects are summoned in face up defense position instead of set.
"Foolish child, next turn my Lava Golem will wipe out your remaining life points and I will destroy the world!"
I say, tap all your white mana and play a pikachu.
I WILL START MY TURN BY PLAYING POT OF GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS
>>795396"I WILL START MY TURN BY PLAYING POT OF GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS"You now have 6 cards in your hand800 life points
Draw all the cards you want from your worthless deck, none of them are strong enough to stop my invincible Lava Golem!
>>795413And those 6 cards are exactly what you need for your OTK in your burn deck! Get fucked
The posters choose what a card in the players hand is when they activate it, the 6 cards in the players hands are basically just 6 sabatiel philosopher stones. You still can't exceed the limit of 3 or use cards that aren't real.
Well u see evil business manI have the card "copyright infringement!" Which trashes your whole deck!
>>795500"You buffoon, I am the most boring and evil sorcerer in the world, the laws of the land have no power over me!"
>>795515But that's what you think!My trap card "follow the rules you dipshit" negates your bullshitery
>>795522"For the last time anon, it doesn't negate"
>>795534Well fuck you jimmy if you get to summon lava golem turn 1 I can do that
>>795542Actually, the narrative started at the end of the duel, which is why you only have 800 lp left and there's already something on the field without him summoning it.
>>795560Okay what ever you say you role playing faggot If you don't stop your bullshit I'm telling momNow then"Your magic typhoon may have negated my trap card but there's another thing you didn't account for! I can banish my role playing faggot from the graveyard reactivating my trap cards effects!"
>>795580It has to be a real card my friend
>>795609What's the matter jimmy afraid that you'll lose?
Anyways, the players got 800 LP and 6 cards, your field is empty, Granch has 3000 LP and 0 cards, his field contains one 'Lava Golem' and one 'Remove Brainwashing'. It's your move.
>>795664I banish 4 fire cards from the graveyard.i special summon 2 Spirits of Flame and 2 InfernosWe normal summon a Ultimate Baseball Kid in attack positionWe attack directly
>>796026"I banish 4 fire type monsters from the graveyard to summon 2 Spirit of the Flames and 2 Inferno!"
"And I normal summon Ultimate Baseball Kid!"
"So many monsters, and all USELESS, none of these puny monsters hold a candle to my Lava Golem!"
"Not so fast Granch, my Ultimate Baseball Kid has a special ability, for every fire type monster on the field other than itself it gains 1000 attack points!"
"FIVE THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED ATTACK POINTS!?!?!"
"Lava Golem! No!"(Granch LP: 500)
"Spirit of the flames! Attack Granch directly and end this duel!""Curse you anon! I will have my revenge!"
"That will teach you to mess with me!"
"WOOOOO GO ANON!""YEAAAH""WE KNEW YOU COULD DO IT!""ANON!""ANON!""ANON!"
"Sleeping in class again eh?""You'll have plenty of time to rest when I send you to..."
("Poor Anon, sent to detention at first period")
("Don't bully anon, Mr Granch")
>>796477He looks angry
Lurking, I could see this becoming absolutely hilarious
Fuck yeah this is awesome
>>796955Take a look at your real deck
*sound of door slamming shut*
>>796959You still get to choose whatever cards you want in a duel when you activate them, as long as it isn't a god/exodia or a violation of the rule of 3.
>>796970dat OP af tho bring it on!
>>796498Moms gonna be pissed
>>796977We don't have a mom, we live with our grandpa who is still obsessed with children card games.He is too senile to care.
"What are you looking at nerd?"
>>796993Your beautiful baby blues"N-nothing! I don't want no trobbu!"
>>796993N-Nothing... just bein beta...
>>797000>>797011What? You say something Anon?
"Hey knock it off, you darn kids"(Mr Fossle is usually the one watching the detention room, but normally he's asleep 90% of the time)
>>797025Challenge him to a duel for your freedom And to impress this bad boy
>>797032"ooooh is that allowed?"
>>797048Take your deck out for Harambe and duel him before he says no
>>797048"Totally, in fact if you lose EVERYONE in detention gets to leave and take the rest of the day off"
>>797061Y-yeah! What h-he said!
>>797061sounds right to me
>>797053"Let's go Mr Fossle! It's time to duel!"
>>797080Set UFO Turtle face downPlay a copy of molten destructionSet Backfire
>>797080>>797061"All right young Anon, but I must warn you I used to play Duel Monsters pro!""Now how many cards do I start with again?"
>>797102Two, Mr. Fossle!lelget FTK'd by Mr Fossle's frog deck
>>797108I bet he hasn't updated his deck since before Yata Garasu was forbidden
>>797114We just won a duel with PoG shenanigans, I don't think this universe has a "banlist", so much as "incredibly rare and powerful cards"
>>797086"I summon my UFO Turtle in defense mode"
>>797086"And now I activate the field spell card Molten Destruction! THis card give all fire monsters a boost!"
>>797120If it's destroyed bring forth a Little Chimera
>>797086"I place one card face down and end my turn, your move old man!"
>>797120>>797126No, if it's destroyed, bring out King Pyron
>>797131>King PyronYou sure? Little Chimera can push a Spirit of Flame to 3000 atk with molten destructionAnd gives 1500 atk instead of 1000 atk to Ultimate Baseball Kid
"Ohohoho you just made a rookie mistake boy! Your field spell card lowers your turtles defense!""Not that a fire attribute deck knows the first thing about defense ohohoho"
>>797140oh no... i sure hope you don't attack and destroy my monster!
>>797140He is completely right in both aspects. Much to his misfortuneJust wait until he realizes that there is a Gren Maju De Eiza to take advantage of all that banishingYeah, i used to run this shit. At least it was fun
"I summon my trusty Giant Soldier of Stone in attack mode!"
"And I will set a card, Now for my battle phase!"
>>797161Oh shit! Say goodbye to the moon, friends
>>797169Must be trap hole or something. It always is.Use Nobleman of Extermination on it
"Giant Soldier of Stone! Crush that turtle!"
>>797182"You activated my trap card! Backfire!""Now whenever a fire type monster is destroyed you lose 500 life points!"
"Clever trap, but I'm afraid your monster has now become turtle soup!"
>>797209I still vote for bringing Little Chimaera
"You may of destroyed my UFO Turtle but he has a special ability"
"When UFO Turtle is destroyed I get to special summon a fire attribute monster with 1500 ATK or less!"
Rolled 3 (1d69)>>797211Roll for it?
Rolled 9 (1d69)>>797220sure
>>797220>>797233them some shit rollsLittle Chimera it is
"I summon little chimera!"
>>797247Which gains a total of 1000 ATK points due to our field spell and its own effect!
"When my Little Chimera is on the field all fire type monsters gain 500 ATK, since chimera is a fire type monster he gets a boost from himself and from my field spell card!"
>>797252My Turn! First, I'll use my Parallel Twister to destroy your face-down card, by sending my Backfire to the graveyard.
"Oh pumpernickel! I end my turn"
>>797255Also summon a Spirit of Flames by banishing UFO Turtle
>>797261Inferno instead. Its 1500 burn damage effect will be enough to win the game.
Your turn, you have 4 cards in your hand and 4000 life points.Your field contains Little Chimera, Molten Destruction and backfire.Fossle's field contains a giant soldier of stone (atk pos) and a face down).Pic related in honour of the cards that were never summoned.
>>797265You are right, that one's better
>>797267Parallel Twister to destroy his backrowSummon Inferno by banishing UFO Turtle from grave.Attack his monster with Inferno, deal 1500 swag damageAttack directly with Chimera for game.
>>797255>>797277"I activate parallel twister! With this I can destroy backfire and your face down card"
"I activate my face down card!"
"Zero Gravity!""This card changes the battle position of all monsters face up on the field!"
"my Giant Soldier of Stone changes to defense position"
>>797295>>797305Switch Little Chimera back to attack positionSummon Inferno by banishing UFO Turtle from grave.Attack his monster with Inferno, deal 1500 swag damageAttack directly with Chimera.Activate Ookazi in main phase 2.
"Your chimera is switched to defense mode!"
>>797311"I swap Little Chimera back to Attack position!"
>>797311>>797277>>797265"Now I remove my UFO turtle from play to special summon Inferno!"
"Inferno, obliterate Giant Soldier of Stone!"
"Since Giant Soldier of Stone was in defense position I don't lose any life points!"
>>797333That's where you're wrong!
>>797346"That's where you're wrong!""Whenever Inferno destroys a monster in battle, it's controller takes 1500 points of damage!""Ha you better have a burn heal!"
"Way to go anon, kick that old Geezer's wrinkly butt!"
"I attack directly with Little Chimera!"
"Not so fast Anon! I still have a trick up my sleeve!"
"When I discard Kuriboh, it reduces all battle damage to 0!"
>>797385>KuribohofcActivate Ookazi as planned, then end your turn.
>>797398"Now i activate the magic card Ookazi! This deals 800 damage directly to your life points!""It's your move"
"I activate the magic card Premature Burial to revive my Giant Soldier of Stone, but it costs me 800 life points"
"Now I tribute my Giant Soldier of Stone to summon the all powerful Labyrinth Wall!"
>>797436...did you just summon that in attack position?
>>797437"...did you just summon that in attack position?"
"I activate the magic card Shield and Sword!"Inferno: 2900 ATKLittle Chimera: 1550 ATKLabyrinth Wall: 3000 ATK
"Now I remove the Giant Soldier of Stone in my graveyard from play to summon Rock Spirit!"
"Labyrinth Wall! Attack Inferno with hidden boxing glove attack!"
(Inferno is destroyed and you take 100 damage)
"Oh darn, I would've done more damage if I destroyed that cat thing first, oh well, Rock Spirit! Take down Anon's remaining monster!"
(You take 150 damage)(You now have 3750 life points)
"Poop, it looks like I'm all out of cards, I end my turn."
"My draw!"It's your move, you have 2 cards in your hand and 3750 life points. Your field is empty.Fossles field contains 1 rock spirit (1700 attack) and 1 labyrinth wall (0 attack)
"Heh this duel is as good as over"
>>797474Normal Summon Blazing Inpachi and attack Labyrinth Wall.
>>797483"I summon Blazing Inpachi in attack mode!"
"Inpachi attack Mr Fossle directly and end this duel!"
>>797490*Attack labyrinth wallyeah whatever
"Well played Anon, now if you excuse me I need to take a little nap"
"Nice job nerd, now how about you and me get out of here?"
>>797517S-sureNew goal:become best friends stor life with delinquent kid
>>797569>Become good with with delinquient kid>Introduce game to kid>The Joey to our Yugi>Teach him everything we know>Watch him grow into a skilled duelist >???>Proud tears in our eyes as he beat us for title of world champ
>>797576That would be cool,except for the fact that we have protagonist plot armor
"Hell yeah, let's blow this joint"
Some time later...
>>797599Get stopped by more staffRealize that you have to beat the principal to escape and to get to the principle you have to beat more staff members
"Runaways eh?""Anon... Jason..."
"You will not escape"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHecCiA4uQ8
That's the end of my first quest. Thanks to all who participated. I have seen several yugioh quest attempts on this board before and found all of them to be really poorly thought out. so I thought I would try one myself.Please give me feedback and suggestions on how I could improve this series if it is continued and other quests I may attempt in the future.What did you like and dislike?Should I wait longer between posts to give players more of a chance to alter the story?Thanks again. Hope you enjoyed this yugioh /qst/
>>797616I liked this. It was a fun, lighthearted quest. I do prefer this legacy version of Yu-Gi-Oh in comparison to the newer versions, where it gets ridiculous. Anyway, if you plan on continuing this, you'd probably get a lot of followers.
>>797616Aw I missed it :(Just woke up, but I agree with >>797633The style you have now with this quest is great and really fun. Most I could wish for is just MOAR.Liked: actually everything so far, especially the drawings as they accompany the humor of the quest perfectlyDislike: only one threadKeep it up OP!
>>797616I haven't played YGO in ages so I have no idea how the meta is nowadays, but I will still follow this even if I cannot really give any input because its fun. Cool shit OP, keep doing it.
>>797878Thisand >>797987 thisKeep goin OP, good shit
>>797616Sorry i had to bail last night. It was 6 am already.Don't you dare to stop. I am serious.If you do, i'll track you and force you to run again.This was the shit. I need a dose of lighthearted stuff from time to time
>>796780Jesus christ I love this, thought it would be stupid at first but I'm with this anon
>>796970Dat file name>>796975
>>797616I cant believe i missed something this cool! Please come back op!
>>806042I liked this run as much as I like my daily dose.
Literally everyone enjoyed this. Keep it up.Advice, don't be afraid to let us lose a match. If Anon's fuck up, they should take a hit. Being able to draw any card we need is pretty OP.