OP1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eiqwVLB6MY
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ConfettoQM
Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Oni-chan%20Slayer%20Quest

>>787884

Someone else!? Go on a Deito with Oni-chan!?

UNACCEPTABLE!

>”I… I’ll do it.”

>>787884
>At least train me first!

File: __kawashiro_nitori_touhou(...).jpg (66 KB, 609x670)

66 KB JPG

>>787884
>”I—I need to talk with my Onii-chan.”
A d-deito... with Onii....

>>787884
To free all oni-chan everywhere
>I...I'll do it.

>>787884
>>”I… I’ll do it.”
So inappropriate. Try your hardest to avoid lewd thoughts.

>>787884
>>”I… I’ll do it.”
>>”At least train me first!”

I'm disgusted with myself for enjoying this so much

>>787884
>>”Kirino should do it.”

>>787941
Don't fight it, just give in. There's nothing wrong with guilty pleasures

File: 1475555816092.jpg (129 KB, 1200x1200)

129 KB JPG

>>787944

File: kongou shrug.jpg (126 KB, 666x775)

126 KB JPG

>>787949

File: Holy shit.gif (16 KB, 218x257)

16 KB GIF

>>787884
>>”I… I’ll do it.”
>>”I can't do it!"
>>"I have to do it!"
>>"But what if he hates me?"
>>"I have to!"

>>787884
>”I… I’ll do it.”
>”At least train me first!”

Like there's any other choice

Writing for
>I'll do it
>but right after a tiny bit of training

File: youre number one!.png (275 KB, 1024x1024)

275 KB PNG

“I… I’ll do it, but at least train me first! I can’t go out there like this!” you answer.

“Hmm,” she thinks audibly, “… it’ll be hard for me, since we don’t use the same weapons… I’ll teach you something quickly.”

She stands there, arms crossed and lollipop in her mouth as she continues, “Go and try and hit me with your chair.”

With that, you uneasily nod and go forward, pulling back a little in fear of hurting her. You swing and— Shiro disappears completely, and you feel a small push behind you.

When did she— ?!

“Yeah, this is no good… your form is weak. An 「Oni-chan」’s weakspot is their horns,” she says, “At this rate you won’t land a single hit.”

“H-how did you get behind me so fast?” you ask.

“My 「Style Meter」 is MAXed… it makes up for my low 「Affection Meter」. If 「Affection」 is your power, then 「Style」 is your speed… this is why in the battlefield, being 「Incredibly Stylish」 is necessary.”

“I don’t understand; how does it make me faster?”

The silver haired girl shakes her head. “Come at me again… and think.”

Roll 1d20, best of three.
Does it truly make you faster or more accurate? Or is it something else? What can the power of gracefulness do…?
>?

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>788043

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>788043
Onii-chan my love for you will guide my roll

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>788043
We'll show her the power of being a badass.

File: ded.png (292 KB, 498x664)

292 KB PNG

>>788050
Or not.

>>788054
At least we didn't critfail.

File: do you even pose.jpg (358 KB, 956x607)

358 KB JPG

>>788043
>this is why in the battlefield, being 「Incredibly Stylish」 is necessary

>>788058
Very true. I should've saved that image for when we inevitably do.

>>788060
The best one is here >>788049

File: Admiral has had enough of(...).png (2.03 MB, 776x686)

2.03 MB PNG

>>788066
>not having enough images to continually post relevant reactions without pause

>>788049
This roll isn't what you guys think it is, but you guys can still try answer the write-in

>>788043
>Does it truly make you faster or more accurate? Or is it something else? What can the power of gracefulness do…?
Is it 'Pssh, nothing personal, kid'?

>>788043
>>788077
Her words are flawed. Or perhaps she is merely simplifying things for us?

「Style」 is not in itself 「Speed」- being faster than your opponent is merely one of the effects of overwhelming 「Style」.

How could she possibly give us such an explanation, knowing as she should that the epitome of 「Style」 is a singular lack of motion - a 「Style」 that stalls one's enemy to a yet even slower speed than zero?

Does she even 「Pose」?

>>788077
Oh my god.
It is the power of giving the enemy accidental panty shots to knock them off their god.

File: nii nii.png (367 KB, 1024x1024)

367 KB PNG

You close your eyes and think. 「Style」. N-no way, can it be?

The power of 「Accidental Panty Shot」 to catch your opponent off guard? Arhg, not quite! But you can feel it. The answer is right on the tip of your tongue…!

That’s it! 「Style」 isn’t exactly speed! In fact, if you would believe that 「Style」 at its purest form is a 「Pose」, a lack of motion, then it can only mean one thing!

“The answer— is this!” you shout.

Whether through power, cuteness, or lewdness— it’s to lock your enemy in time in awe!

You charge in an explosive moment, the 「Glistening Pasted Wrassler」 on your chair shines in the light as you ease into perfect form, a sight of incredible 「Style」.

14 (x1.5 For correct answer) = 21 bonus to all rolls this thread.

Still, it was not enough! Shiro’s cute and cool combo, it’s just too overwhelming! Ahh, you want to headpat her— whoosh.

“Not bad,” she interrupts your thoughts, casually stepping past your attack, and with a smile she says, “That should be enough… now go get ready for your date.”

Your face slowly lights up once more as you excuse yourself, quickly running to your room right next to your Oni-chan’s. Ahh, this is so embarrassing. As you search through your tiny wardrobe, you’re thankful you were at least thoughtful enough to pack some clothes.

What to wear? What would Onii— you mean, one of the 「Four Heavenly Kings」 like?
>Wear your school sailor uniform.
>Something casual and cute!
>Something… provocative...?
>Write-in.

And for your hair…
>Let down your hair.
>Keep your twintails.

>>788153
>Something casual and cute!
>Keep your twintails.
Long hair belongs on older girls

Also, 21 bonus to all rolls? God damn that's strong

>>788153
>Something casual and cute!
>Keep your twintails.

>>788153
>Keep your twintails.
>Something casual and cute!
>With l-lewd underwear underneath.
I-it's not a real date, after all! But we could pretend like it is, r-r-right?

>Something casual and cute!
You're not a s-slut.

File: sweating.jpg (68 KB, 300x300)

68 KB JPG

>>788153
>>788177
T-this

>>788153
>>Something… provocative...?
>>Let down your hair.

Gonna lure them out with jealousy.

>>788153
>Wear your school sailor uniform.
>Keep your twintails.

Be orthodox, stereotypical loli bait.

>>788177
Dees

File: three this took way too l(...).png (213 KB, 1024x1024)

213 KB PNG

An intrusive though reaches you: a thought to wear lewd underwear underneath! But absolutely not! You don’t even have that sort of thing, what is this!?

Two hours later you find yourself in a town nearby, one you’ve never been in. Waiting in front of a fountain, you watch as members of the 「ISDF」 in costume pretend as if everything was normal. The area had been long reclaimed and cleared, and it’s to be used as the 「Ultimate Trap」 for one of the 「Four Heavenly Kings」.

You get nervous thinking about battling an 「Oni」 like that, he must be extremely powerful.

You then get nervous thinking about how he good he looks if he actually tries— your Onii-chan. All he needed to do was take off his tracksuit and brush his hair…! Jeez, why doesn’t he just try and get a girlfriend…

He makes a grunt that awfully sounds like, “You look cute, Kotori. Sorry about being late.”

Totally not acting tsundere at all, you respond, “T-thanks. It’s okay, I didn’t wait that long anyway. Where do you want to go first?”

With a nervous chuckle betraying his lack of planning, he makes a mouth sound that vaguely resembles, “Shiro told me you had that covered.”

From your earpiece, you hear Akiko, “A-are you having a conversation right now? A-anyway, don’t forget the plan!”

Ahh, where to?
>We didn’t pack that many clothes with us, so let’s go shopping.
>How about a scary movie?
>I’m hungry, let’s get something to eat.
>Isn’t there a zoo nearby? Let’s check that out!
>Write-in.

>>788341
Clothing
You need a new training bra anyways
God, i am awful

>>788341
>Shopping
High visibility and practical
That or the zoo.
Either one.

>>788341
>>We didn’t pack that many clothes with us, so let’s go shopping.

>>788341
>>We didn’t pack that many clothes with us, so let’s go shopping.

Everyone really wants that lewd underwear huh

>>788341
>Isn’t there a zoo nearby? Let’s check that out!
Shopping should be done as a last resort, as all the bags will weigh us down and tire us more than if we weren't carrying anything. On the other hand, it can be done almost indefinitely, so we can use it to stretch out the time if it seems our target is taking a while.

Also, having onii-chan look at us trying out new clothes is embarrassing!

>>788341
>Go shoppingu

This uh, might take a while. Give me about 5-10 mins more than usual.

>>788463
It's okay, man. Take your time No, it's not! Work faster, senpai!

File: f o u r.png (421 KB, 1024x1024)

421 KB PNG

“We didn’t pack that many clothes with us, so let’s go shopping.”

“Sounds great, let’s go!” he happily growls.

Into a store you two are “guided” and you two find yourselves laughing suddenly. Your Oni-chan lifts a shirt up to his chest, brazenly displays the sexy figure drawn onto the clothe, a sight that you wouldn’t imagine to see in your lifetime. Passing the gag clothes, you find yourself enamored with what you see.

And with that you enter the changing rooms with an arm full of clothes, some that your Oni-chan had picked out and some underwear.

Not lewd lingerie! This isn’t that type of store!

A smile breaks on your face as you try on cute outfit after cute outfit, stopping to show Onii-chan to see what he thinks.

Of course, his tastes align with yours, to your delight.

And soon you get to the cashier, your wallet is opened to reveal… absolutely nothing! What a horror! You look at Onii-chan and… he doesn’t have anything either! He never brought anything to the 「ISDF」 anyway!

With a nervous expression on your face, you turn back to the cashier who returns a look all too nice and understanding.

And with that, you and your Onii-chan walk out, arms filled with carrying bags.

“Where to?” he asks.

Roll 1d100 for 「Style」.
”That’s a good question, Onii-chan.”
>Get some crepes!
>Just a nice walk around a park nearby.
>Check out the zoo.
>Write-in.

>>788613
Sorry about the delay, my hands aren't as fast as I want them to be.

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>788613
>Get some crepes!

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>788613
Wait, how did we pay for all that stuff then?

>Crepe? HECK THAT. 1 Milkshake. 2 Straws. Final Destination!

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>Get some crepes!

>>788613
> crepes
Did we just rob that store? Shouldn't oni-chan be in a straight jacket and muzzle or something? Are people liking at us funny for carrying a chair around everywhere?

Rolled 40 (1d100)

4got muh style
>>788693

File: image1.jpg (50 KB, 420x424)

50 KB JPG

>>788693
>Not carrying a folding steel chair everywhere you go

Operation indirect kiss

>>788725
Just in case you need to start a street fight.

File: 5.png (243 KB, 1024x1024)

243 KB PNG

“I-I’ll pay you back at the end of the month, okay?” you tell Akiko over the earpiece.

“You better! And you look like you’re enjoying yourself; just don’t forget your mission!” she yells.

“I didn’t forget!” you reply in a panic. In truth, you completely did.

Turning to Onii-chan in attempt to move on, you tell him, “I’m hungry, let’s get some crepes!”

“Oh, that place seems good,” he points ahead to a fancy crepe cart.

It’s manned by an 「ISDF」 agent, like everything else in this small city.

“A-Akiko…?” you sort of plead.

“Money doesn’t grow on trees!” she complains, which is 「tsundere speak」 for “Okay!”

And soon you come back to sit on a nearby bench having ordered a strawberry crepe while your Onii-chan went with the peach variety.

Before you can take a bite, you notice him staring at yours, mouth practically drooling.

“Hey, let me take a bite? I’ll let you taste mine,” he asks.

Except he really doesn’t, because he digs in anyway, bringing forth a small “Eep!” from you.

But along with that, something else gives you goosebumps. A feeling that someone is watching you…

He’s not that close, but enough to be creeping you out completely…

「Siscon Intent」.

Your Oni-chan lifts his face up, a bit of crème on stuck on his face.

He asks, “Something wrong?”

Roll 1d100 for 「Style」.
What should you do…?
>”N-nothing.”
>”Jeez, let me get a bite.”
>”You have something on your face…”
>”There’s an enemy nearby!”
>Write-in.

>>788693
Your Oni-chan has been "tamed" by you, to so speak. Your folding chair is in the hands of 「ISDF」 agents nearby, always ready to go.

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>788847
>”You have something on your face…”
>”There’s an enemy nearby!”

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>788847
>"You have something on your face..."

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>788847
>”Jeez, let me get a bite.”
>”You have something on your face…”

>>788847
>”Jeez, let me get a bite.”
>”You have something on your face…”

>>788847
>Jeez, let me have a bite.
Don't want to get in a fight on a empty stomach
> let Akiko know that the bait had been taken
> you have something on yo face

>>788847
Lick the bit of crepe on his cheek off
Then realize what you just did

>>788847
>”You have something on your face…”
>”That was embarrassing, you know! Everyone's watching us now! Don't you feel like you're being stared at?”
>”Jeez, since you've already gone this far, let me get a bite.”

File: six.png (270 KB, 1024x1024)

270 KB PNG

Quickly and quietly, you whisper into your earpiece, “Akiko, he’s here!”

“I’ll notify the others, be careful!” she warns.

And with your eyes focusing back to your Onii-chan, you just shake your head.

“You have something on your face…” you say, reaching out.

Your finger runs across his cheek, picking up the crème and back to your mouth with a single, smooth motion.

108 Points! OVER MAX!

The realization of what you’ve done doesn’t hit you until you feel the horrifying growing feeling around you— this 「Siscon Intent」! How absolutely disgusting!

In a mixture of intense confusion and embarrassment when you realize more than the Oni was watching, you say, “J-jeez, let me take a bite already.”

“O-oh, watch out, I already bit that pa—“

Your jaw hangs open as your face fully flushes red, the heat radiating rivalling the sun.

“UUUUUWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH” you hear a shout from behind— the bushes!

You jump forward, awkwardly swallowing your bite as you turn to face the new Oni.

He looks exactly like every other Oni.

Huh.

You don't have your chair right now.
Combat is planned by you! Come up with something! Anything!

File: image_0.gif (1.92 MB, 400x302)

1.92 MB GIF

>>789007
Break into a sprint and leap to the air and hit that Oni with an Inazuma Kick

>>789007
>Thought I was 10 minutes late
>Was actually 10 minutes early

Roll a bunch of 1d100s for me too, best of three.
And I'll be back in about 20 more minutes, sorry about the time management.

>>789007
We don't even need our chair for an enemy like this, who doesn't even know enough about (t-totally platonic!) love to not interrupt our precious moment with our onii-chan!

Our 「Style」 is overflowing! Dazzle him with our sisterly grace!

By the time he realizes we're gone, we'll already be be behind him, driving a fist filled with all the 「Affection」 of the moment he interrupted straight into his weakspot!

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>789068

Rolled 70 (1d100)

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>789068

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>789007
We have another chair right?
Like the one we are in.
>Aim for the Horn!

>Use the chair we're sitting on!
>Stun the Oni with a sick backflip off the back of our chair!

File: i cant believe what i'm d(...).png (273 KB, 1024x1024)

273 KB PNG

This guy, he doesn’t even seem to be one of the 「Four Heavenly Kings」! The nerve on him, to creep up on us like that!

Your clothes and hair fly around in the wind you create by using 「Affection」 and 「Style」— through sheer force of will! The foldable steel wrestling chair isn’t with you right now, but that doesn’t mean you can’t fight! Sprinting onto the bench you were just on, you do a backflip and send your foot straight into the horn of the stunned 「Oni」— a solid hit!

He staggers back, visibly in a whole boatload of pain. Almost like you had nailed him in the nuts.

Bringing your hand to your earpiece, you call out, “Akiko! There’s an Oni here!”

There is no response. Suddenly, there’s shouting and a loud explosion!

“AKIKOO!!” you yell out.

Suddenly, you feel a hand on your shoulder: it’s your Onii-chan.

“Stay calm, Kotori. For everyone,” he ambiguously grumbles.

Out of the corner of your eye, you see someone running toward you… it’s the girl who ran the crepe stand! She’s holding your chair, too!

But then from the bushes next to the girl, another Oni comes up, tackling her to the ground. She screams and tries to kick away, but the Oni is too strong, holding her down.

The face of this 「Oni」, it’s identical to the one you just attacked!

Just… what is going on!?

A voice rises from behind you, “Hohoho, foolish imouto. Do you think you can beat me? Do you even know who I am?”

It’s another Oni, standing in front of the one who’s grabbing his horn in pain.

The new Oni continues, “I’m 「Oh Aych Bee, Siscon of the 「Four Heavenly Kings」」! You are not aware of what you’re dealing with, my dear imouto.”

Your Oni-chan steps in front of you, in the way of the Oni, and nods to you.

Roll 1d100 +21, best of three
Doushio? What should you do?
>Run for your chair.
>Fight with your Onii-chan.
>Try to find Akiko and the others.
>Write-in.

Rolled 7 + 21 (1d100 + 21)

>>789428
>>Run for your chair.
Don't fight with Onii-chan, fight FOR Onii-chan!

Rolled 44 + 21 (1d100 + 21)

>>789428
Fight BESIDE onii-chan
Not with, that's terrible

>>789428
>Diplomacy!
>'This was our date, aren't you ashamed of yourself for interrupting!?"
>When the answer is no, hit as many Oni as you can!

Rolled 77 + 21 (1d100 + 21)

>>789428
> run for your chair
Bro will have to hold them off for a bit

>>789443
>>789445
I get the feeling that everyone got stuck on the 'with'. (Oni-chan as equippable weapon is funny, though.)

Rolled 48 + 21 (1d100 + 21)

>>789428
>Fight with your Onii-chan
Leap off Onii and attack his horns

Rolled 88 + 21 (1d100 + 21)

>>789445
Supporting

>>789480
I was just being silly.

>>789428
>Run for your chair.
Time to pull a Chris hansen on this creep and "Offer him a seat"

File: [HorribleSubs] New Game! (...).jpg (409 KB, 1280x720)

409 KB JPG

>>789443
>>789445
>>789480
My bad, that wording

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>789488

Rolled 78 + 21 (1d100 + 21)

>>789428
>Fight with your Onii-chan.
The chair is but a crutch! Nothing is as strong as the flame that burns in our heart! We'll fight alongside our onii-chan, back-to-back, heart-to-heart and h-h-hand-in-hand-!

Wait, no! That's wrong! Kyaa, just go away already!

File: The Horror!.jpg (91 KB, 1152x864)

91 KB JPG

>>789492
It's technically correct! It's just extremely open to interpretation, is all.

>>789492
I knew what you meant.
But a good imouto would never ask her Onii-chan to fight alongside her. She would protect him s-so he doesn't have to fight!

>>789480
>Kotori+Oni!Onii-chan=Bro and Sis Mechashiva Combination Attack?
Obviously we're on his shoulders to better strike at this worthless trash's horns.

Ending voting before we enter a tie

File: OHB.png (248 KB, 1024x1024)

248 KB PNG

You walk beside Onii-chan, entering a battle stance. You’re not a skilled 「Martial Artist」 like Akiko, nor do you have the 「Stunning Grace」 of Shiro, nor the 「Undying Passion」 of Kirino, but that doesn’t matter. What kind of an imouto leaves her Onii-chan behind?

Not you.

Affection Meter: 100/100 MAX
Style Meter: 28/100

And so you strike a pose with such an intensity you feel the earth rumble beneath you. But the 「Heavenly King」 did not falter.

Instead, two more come out to challenge you.

“Guh! How many of them are?” your Onii-chan grunts.

“Onii-chan!” you call, “「GATTAI」!”

65.

When you two were kids you had practiced this secret technique. You reminiscent once more as your Oni-chan slightly crouches, allowing you to jump onto his shoulders; not wasting a single second, the two of you move forward as one, the wind blasting against your hair as you witness your fists smash into Oni horns, blasting them back.

There must… there must be a trick to this!

The 「Oh Aych Bee」 that taunted you before laughs mockingly as more come out of the woodwork.

93!

That must be him, the real one! Crouching, you pat Onii-chan on the head, signaling your 「Ultimate Bro and Sis Combo Attack」— catapulting off, knee forward in a blast of power, all culminating to—!

CRACK

Oh Aych Bee’s left horn flies into the air as he howls in pain, his body collapsing onto the ground just as you land. The other Oni’s back off.

“Look!”, the damaged 「Heavenly King」 moans, “I have your friends!”

And from the side, you see Shiro, Akiko, and Kirino get dragged out by multiple clones alongside multiple other 「ISDF」 agents. They must have been dealing with the brunt of the attack. This is… this is…! Are… are they unconscious? You can’t tell, but they can’t be! When you’re still fine…

“What do you want?” you ask.

Your Onii-chan takes a step back closer to you as more Oni clones close in.

Oh Aych Bee replies while coughing, “You! Come with me, my dear imouto… and I’ll let everyone free! Hohoho!”

For him to be able to talk like that still…

How do you reply? Should you simply knee him in the face?

>>789691
Say we'll do it, have him release everybody first, and then knee him in the face

>>789691
Yell "WHO ARE THE PATRIOTS?" then rip his damn horns off.

>>789691
Snap the other horn off, he is no position to make demand... Well, he kind of is, but we'll ignore that

>>789691
Just knee him in the face. We've no reason to believe he'll keep his word. And more importantly, the bastard interrupted our pleasant afternoon with onii-chan!

>>789723
*horn

>>789722
>>789723
>>789734
>>789739
>>789748
Alright.
Roll 1d100 +21, best of three.

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>789764

Rolled 96 + 21 (1d100 + 21)

>>789764
DECAPITATION

Rolled 10 + 21 (1d100 + 21)

>>789764

Rolled 88 + 21 (1d100 + 21)

>>789764

File: 1472892673061.png (643 KB, 754x660)

643 KB PNG

>>789772
Nice

File: nine for overwhelming damage.png (349 KB, 1024x1024)

349 KB PNG

If Shiro had her 「Style Meter」 with her, it would probably read something like,

117. Over MAX!

You march forward.

“You... I am not your imouto.” You say, rage seething from your teeth.

He doesn’t budge an inch; he’s no coward.

“And if you think you can threaten me and my friends,” you continue, marching forward yet another step, “you’d be wrong.”

In an instant, you drive your knee straight into his ire-inducing face, your hands grabbing upon his horn and hair for extra strength.

C-CRAACK

He wasn’t expecting it at all, the sheer arrogance! You watch as he tumbles backwards, completely unconscious. But out of the corner of your eye, you see your friends still in the clutches of Oh Aych Bee—!

Just barely, you can see Shiro’s eyes open slightly, alongside the others. A feint to gather everyone together. As all of the 「Oni Clones」turn their attention to you, your comrades seize the opportunity.

In a flutter of wind and 「DOKI DOKI」 bullets, the world around you explodes in a shower of light, Onis disappearing into stardust as simultaneously they are all dismantled.

And when not even half a minute has passed, everyone already knew there would be no more of this 「Heavenly King」.

You look down at the unconscious body of the real 「Oh Aych Bee」 when your Oni-chan tells you, “He was a hero once, but he had fallen a long way since. It wasn’t surprisingly; he was only a man, as mortal as the rest of us. But he was only the weakest…”

A 「DOKI DOKI」 bullet courtesy of Kirino sends him off to the stars above, and not even a breath after she complains, “Ahh, this guy was pain in the ass. Nice one, Kotorin~!”

“Y-you guys,” you say, almost tearing up, “you guys are okay!”

“You’re one crazy girl,” Akiko points out, “What you did to that guy!”

Shiro, turning to you, says, “Good Jobbu… taking down a 「Heavenly King」, you’ve come a long way in two days.”

Unsure what to say, the groans of your Onii-chan seemingly speaks your mind for you. Whatever he says.

“Hey, are we getting a 「Celebration Vacation」 after this?” Kirino asks bluntly, “I don’t think I can fight more of these guys back to back.”

“A… 「Vacation」?” everyone repeats, soon finding themselves laughing in agreement out of exhaustion.

“「A celebration it is…!」” Shiro ends.

No one saw that.

Thanks for playing! Next session will be tomorrow, and I'll notify when I'll be running an hour in advance. As you might expect, it would be some nice relaxation where the only Oni there would be your Oni-chan. Probably. Maybe. Hopefully.

Anyway, how was the pacing/balance of SoL and "action" in this thread? I find myself trying to do it with a minimal word count, but I'm not sure how it is sometimes.

>>790023
Non-gender-segregated onsen, here we go!

>>790043
The balance is good, I definitely enjoy our interactions with onii-chan. Hopefully we can was his back

>>790043
Were we supposed to beat a boss-tier monster this fast or did we just roll really well?

>>790228
It's both, although things would've been prolonged if you guys had made literally any other decision in the fight.

Well fuck, something came up. I can't run today, sorry about that.

Everything should be a-ok tomorrow, so see you then.

>>794149
Just block Nidhogg, you'll feel better.

>>794149
>>794182
Just realized that I posted this on the wrong thread, but it's good general advice anyway.

Running in an hour or so.

>>798194
Thank you, Hope-sama

File: 1463590300360.gif (1.02 MB, 500x393)

1.02 MB GIF

>>798194
Time to NOT lewd onii-chan, I mean it's not like I like him or anything!

>>798194
Sweet, finally here in time for one of these.

File: 6.png (44 KB, 184x195)

44 KB PNG

>>798233
Yeah, thankfully we're not on akun, right?

File: 1459144691217.jpg (144 KB, 1920x1080)

144 KB JPG

>>798258
Where do you think we are?

>>798271
A blue board.

>>798273
Exactly! Which is why I aim to hold hands with onii-chan

>>798286
L-lewd!

File: juu shouldn't laugh.png (223 KB, 1024x1024)

223 KB PNG

You stand in your room meant for four along with Akiko, Shiro, and Kirino, the squad also known as 「Division One」. Ah a trip to the mountainside with fresh air, no Onis, and a 「Traditional American Ryokan」 with a 「Traditional American Onsen」!

But it was only when you were in the hallways that you saw something—

“There are boys in the 「ISDF」!?” you ask Akiko, who was unpacking onto the tatami mats.

“…Of course. Why would you think otherwise?”

“But… huh? The 「Oni-itis」…?” you attempt to ask, confused.

“Oh, that’s because they’re all 「Blind」, or at least 「Dangerously Near Sighted」 like my Aniki. None of them saw the 「Mass Brainwashing」broadcasts,” she answers.

“So that’s why my Oni-chan went that way…” you think out loud.

“You sure like your aniki, hmm?” Akiko says with a sly smile, “Or are you thinking of the other boys? Do you want to peek on them later? Some of them are pretty cute...”

“There’s only a wooden wall between the two baths, let’s do it!” Kirino jumps in.

“You two…” sighs Shiro.

T-that’s—!
>”That’d be rude!”
>”N-no! Our Onii-chans are there!”
>”…Okay… W-wha, n-no! I-I meant…!”
>”Jeez, let’s just go already! It’s our turn first, right?”
>Write-in.

>>798471
>”N-no! Our Onii-chans are there!”

>>798471
>>”N-no! Our Onii-chans are there!”

>>798471
>”N-no! Our Onii-chans are there!”

>>798471
>”…Okay… W-wha, n-no! I-I meant…!”

>>798471
>>”N-no! Our Onii-chans are there!”
L-lewd...

>>798471
>”That’d be rude!”
>”Jeez, let’s just go already! It’s our turn first, right?”
You ought to be ashamed of yourselves, peeking on blind people! That's almost like signing a paraplegic up for dance lessons, or bringing a deaf-mute along to karaoke!

File: what do you mean no one w(...).png (153 KB, 1024x1024)

153 KB PNG

“N-no! Our Onii-chans are there!”

“Ehnn? So it’ll be fine if they weren’t there, right?” Akiko giggles.

You feel your face light up like a Christmas light.

“Okay, okay!” Kirino claps, “let’s go already! I’ve waited too long for this!”

“…We don’t want to keep the others waiting,” Shiro points out, nonchalantly tossing a lollipop stick into the trashcan.

Ahh finally, after a week you can actually relax! A minute’s walk brings you four past the 「Red Women’s Curtain」and into the empty changing room, baskets and towels waiting for you. Without any delay, Kirino starts stripping in front of everyone.

You take a step back out of hesitation in Kirino’s sheer 「Boldness」.

“Huh?” she sees you, “Come on, we’re all girls here.”

“R-right..” you answer.

And soon your hair was flowing down smoothly, your figure clearly visible in the incandescent light of the room. Embarrassed, you can’t help but try to cover yourself up with a small towel as you walk into the hot spring— it’s there that another girl was already in the water! Her silky black hair is tied into a bun, her snow-white skin almost camouflaging her with the steam of the water.

“Hey! What’s the meaning of this!?” Kirino shouts.

“I helped set this up, so I get to go in first too,” the mysterious girl replies, “Isn’t that fair?”

“It’s okay Kirino-nee… it’s only Miyuki-nee,” Shiro says.

But suddenly, you see the eyes of the girl, Miyuki, dart toward you.

Oh, no, something’s about to happen.

Do you accept your fate?
>Turn to Kirino for help!
>Akiko, come help me… wash my hair!
>Please let me wash your hair, Shiro!
>Accept it.
>Write-in.

>>798639
>>Akiko, come help me… wash my hair!

>>798639
>Turn to Kirino for help!

>>798639
>Turn to Kirino for help!

>>798639
>Accept it.

>>798639
>Accept it.

>>798639
>>Akiko, come help me… wash my hair!

>>798710
>3 way tie
Next vote breaks, or I roll a die in 5

>>798734
I'll change my vote to
>Accept it.

>>798639
>>>Akiko, come help me… wash my hair!

>>798639
>>Accept it.

>>798639
>Accept it

File: grip of fate.png (210 KB, 1024x1024)

210 KB PNG

Ah, you’ll just have to accept it…

With a burst of water, you hear the sound of someone getting out and head toward you, the sound of her wet feet hitting the ground until—

“Hey, haven’t we met before?”

Stunned, you look at her curiously. The girl looks… familiar….

Wait, is she—

“Wait; I was the girl at the crepe cart, remember me?”

“Oh!” you exclaim, “Sorry about… leaving you there.”

“No, it’s fine. I knew what I was getting into, going onto the front lines,” she continues, nudging you onto a wooden stool, “Let me wash your hair, Kotori, right?”

“Y-yeah,” you say, sitting down.

You feel her delicate fingers carefully run through your hair while her other hand grabs the showerhead.

“I’m Miyuki,” she says, “You’re always in the front lines right? How do you do it?”

“I uh…” you hesitate, choosing to take some time to think about it, “My Onii-chan…”

“Ah, 「someone to fight for」,” Miyuki says, then quietly, “I’m jealous.”

Only the sound of running water fills your world.
>”Do… you have an Onii-chan?”
>”What do you do in the 「ISDF」?”
>”The backlines, how is it?”
>”…Jealous?
>Let it be silent; it’s soothing.
>Write-in.

>>798866
>>”What do you do in the 「ISDF」?”

>>798866
>Let it be silent; it’s soothing.

>>798866
>>”Do… you have an Onii-chan?”

>>798866
>Thank you for the crepes, they were delicious.

>>798866
>”What do you do in the 「ISDF」?”

>>798866
>"Thank you for the crepes, they were delicious."
>”Do… you have an Onii-chan?”

File: hey, her eyes are up there.png (198 KB, 1024x1024)

198 KB PNG

“Thanks for the crepes, they were delicious.”

You feel the shampoo run out of your thick hair, ever so slowly.

Miyuki, smiling, replies, “Your welcome, I’m glad you liked them.”

Carefully, she goes through your hair with her hand once more.

“Is that what you do in 「ISDF」? Make delicious crepes for everyone?” you ask indirectly.

“Hehe, no,” she answers, “but I wish. I’m under Akiko’s wing, meaning I deal with coordination and planning. Making sure everything doesn’t break that kind of stuff. Ahh, I almost wished I wasn’t out there being tackled by 「Oni」.”

She half-heartedly laughs, and so do you. Maybe it’s best not to poke around.

Minutes later you find yourself sparkling clean, and Miyuki doubly so. As she stands up, you can’t help but look at her breasts— almost the same size as yours! Ah, that makes you feel a little bit better, especially when looking at Akiko’s, who’s 「Well Endowed」 body is on the verge of showing off by just existing!

It’s so unfair!

You sink into the water, your towel carefully placed on the rocks behind, but as soon as you do Kirino, as if she had forgotten something, jumps out of the water… and to the partition nearby.

The wooden one, the one that separates you four and the boys beyond. The cute… naked… bo—

“Kirino-nee…” Shiro, the water almost up to her mouth, quietly says, “Stoppu…”

“Hey, don’t tell me you don’t want to do this too! I don’t see your Onii-chans, so we should be good!” Kirino replies.

Miyuki quietly shakes her head, “Unbelievable…”

“I’m tired,” Akiko says, her arms draped over bumpy stone, “Kotori, you should be fine, right?”

She finishes the sentence with a knowing grin.

Guh!
>”O-okay…”
>”I-I’m… I’m too tired too!”
>”No, they weren’t that cute anyway!”
>"Listen to Shiro, jeez."
>Change the subject! Quickly!
>Write-in.

>>799117
>"O-okay..."

>>799117
>>”O-okay…”

>>799117
>>”I-I’m… I’m too tired too!”

>>799117
>”I-I’m… I’m too tired too!”

>>799117
>>”I-I’m… I’m too tired too!”

>>799117
>>”O-okay…”

Next vote breaks tie or roll in 5

>>799117
>>”I-I’m… I’m too tired too!”
>”No, they weren’t that cute anyway!”
>"Listen to Shiro, jeez."

The fuck am i voting for? I just don't want to peep

File: grabbu.png (284 KB, 1024x1024)

284 KB PNG

“I-I’m too tired too!”

“Uh huh,” Kirino says, giving you a look, and then she drops down back into the water with a smirk.

“Why are you so perverted?” Miyuki asks.

As you slowly sink lower into the water, you hear a soft voice next to you— the voice of a silver haired little girl.

“You shouldn’t stare like that…” Shiro whispers.

“…What?” you ask, completely confused.

“You keep looking over at Akiko-nee…”

O-oh, it’s not like you can help it! It’s like those things have a 「Vision Gravitational Pull」 of their own!

Shiro continues, “…Don’t worry, I can help you.”

You blink, unsure of what she meant until suddenly she appears behind you, attacking you in—!

“If you massage them, they’ll definitely get bigger,” she says as you scramble to try and get away.

“T-that’s a myth! Yamerooo!” you yelp.

Akiko, seeing this, says, “Hey, what are you two doing…?”

And with that the girl releases you, an annoyed look on her face.

Underneath her breath you hear, “…bigger than me…”

Dropping yourself onto a side far away from Shiro, you practically melt away as you try to make your muscles less tense. Guuh, why can’t you just relax?

Suddenly, Miyuki gets out of the water, “Ah, I’m going to get all wrinkly. Kotori, do you want to play some table tennis? There’s a game room.”

What now?
>Go with her.
>Decline, but go to your room instead for some peace and quiet.
>Decline, but have a walk around the ryokan instead.
>Stay for a little longer, you’re too tired.
>Write-in.

>>799382
>>Go with her.

>>799382
>>Go with her.

File: jii.jpg (56 KB, 1276x720)

56 KB JPG

>>799382
>Stay for a little longer, you’re too tired.
Maybe we should peep on the boys...

>>799382
>>Go with her.

>>799382
>Go with her.
Playing table tennis is something you absolutely must do if you're in a ryokan.

Even if you have no idea how to play table tennis.

>>799382
>Go with her.

>>799382
>>Decline, but have a walk around the ryokan instead.

>>799382
>Go with her.
votes are probably locked in already but w/e

File: this is a quest about tab(...).png (236 KB, 1024x1024)

236 KB PNG

“O-oh alright, wait a moment,” you say, getting out.

The others watch you get out and after a couple of minutes, you’re completely dry and in your 「favorite pajamas」. Opening a glass of milk, you down a mouthful before releasing a sigh of 「perfect content」.

Soon enough, you reach the game room, which has a couple of other 「ISDF」 members there, stalling away the time before their turn in the 「onsen」 comes.

Taking an empty table, Miyuki says to you, “Sorry, but I just wanted to talk to you away from the others.”

“I figured,” you say, “ah, I haven’t played table tennis in a long time.”

“It’s fine,” she says, loosening her hair from her bun, “it’s just for fun.”

It flows down smoothly, dropping down all the way to her hips.

“Say, why are you so strong?” Miyuki says, her head lowering and her eyes sharpening into a vicious look, “What does your Onii-chan see in you?”

And as if she was a different person, she serves; the paddle hits into the ball lightly, slowly sending it to your way and testing you.

Roll 1d100, best of three.
How do you return?
>Full force, spike it. If she has a grudge, she can say it up front.
>Something tricky, spin it. She doesn’t know who you are.
>Leisurely. You need to prove nothing.
>Match her pace. You can play her game.

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>799632
>Match her pace. You can play her game.

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>799632
>Leisurely. You need to prove nothing.

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>799632
>>Something tricky, spin it. She doesn’t know who you are.

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>799632
>Full force, spike it. If she has a grudge, she can say it up front.
How else will her emotions get through?

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>799632
>Something tricky, spin it. She doesn’t know who you are.

>>799632
>>Leisurely. You need to prove nothing.

>>799632
>Full force, spike it. If she has a grudge, she can say it up front.

File: 1.png (554 KB, 722x720)

554 KB PNG

Oh not again
Next vote breaks tie or roll in 5

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>799632
>>Something tricky, spin it. She doesn’t know who you are.

We were born for each other, that's enough for us.

File: table pong, ping tennis.png (273 KB, 1024x1024)

273 KB PNG

In your 「penhold grip」, you tilt the paddle and swing in an arc, the ball flying back into Miyuki’s side spinning.

There’s a glint in her eyes, an ethereal air being given off just for a second, right before the ball hits the table and bounces off in a much lower arc than someone would expect. But not her.

Miyuki’s paddle connects and sends it back to you, straight and blunt. It hits your side and into the air, but you backed off— barely catching it in and time as it goes back to her.

She’s good.

But not good enough to handle your 「Style」! You watch as she returns it and as if in slow motion it reaches you. Your paddle connects, your body flowing in one smooth motion and sending the ball forward at a nigh imperceptible speed; it connects with the table, it’s spin doing little as it flies directly into Miyuki, who’s caught off guard.

The angular momentum of the ball slams against her paddle, and with that it shoots up into the sky— or rather lightbulb, and barely misses it. The ball drops down, missing your table but still going to your side, scoring you a point.

Miyuki looks at you, a look of 「Complete Understanding」 as if you had just had a lengthy conversation in the 「Language of Table Tennis」. Without a word, you duck down to pick up the ball, and when you lift your head back up—

Empty, but Miyuki. In an instant, all of the 「ISDF」 members had disappeared.

Vanished, without a trace.

Miyuki stands before you, completely pale, and suddenly collapses.

A feminine voice echoes through your mind.

“What I do in the 「ISDF」?” she laughs, “Oh child, so naïve; lies and tricks are my specialty.”

Steam flows from the ground.

The voice whispers, “「Let me open you up and show how it’s done.」”

ED2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvrExC0x6v8

Thanks for playing! Sorry I had to cut it short, but I have a midterm tomorrow and I'd really like to not ruin my life anymore than I should. I'll be running either next Friday late or Saturday, depending on how things go.

Oh and, you guys know who OHB is, right? If you don't I think might be best it remains that way.

>>799955
>it might be better if it remains that way

>>799955
Thanks for running QM

>>799955
Thanks for running I'm enjoying this quest and everyone will rue the day When I can get enough support to hold hands with onii-chan

File: this is the third op.png (323 KB, 1024x1024)

323 KB PNG

>>818984
>>818984
>>818984
New thread