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"Racing" adventure 11/04/16(Fri)04:14:39 No.786884

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"Racing" adventure Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)04:14:39 No.786884 Archived

Oh shit nigger you're joining some sort of magical cart race organized by some shadowy magical interdimensional organization.

Choose your character

Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)04:16:36 No.786886

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)04:16:36 No.786886

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>786884
mystery box

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27)
11/04/16(Fri)04:16:35 No.786887

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27) 11/04/16(Fri)04:16:35 No.786887

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>786884
Dickass Thief

Anonymous (ID: iKgRWOm4)
11/04/16(Fri)04:17:05 No.786888

Anonymous (ID: iKgRWOm4) 11/04/16(Fri)04:17:05 No.786888

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>786884
where is that secret box, nigga

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)04:18:46 No.786890

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)04:18:46 No.786890

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>>786886
What msytery box

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)04:19:42 No.786891

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)04:19:42 No.786891

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>786890
the one under bone mobile skull

Highway to the Bone Zone (ID: iKgRWOm4)
11/04/16(Fri)04:20:07 No.786892

Highway to the Bone Zone (ID: iKgRWOm4) 11/04/16(Fri)04:20:07 No.786892

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>786890
that Mystery box over theeeerrree, now

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)04:21:26 No.786893

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)04:21:26 No.786893

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>>786891
But there's nothing here you silly billy

Highway to the Bone Zone (ID: iKgRWOm4)
11/04/16(Fri)04:22:20 No.786894

Highway to the Bone Zone (ID: iKgRWOm4) 11/04/16(Fri)04:22:20 No.786894

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>786893
right next to the juggernaut, open it!

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)04:22:33 No.786895

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)04:22:33 No.786895

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>786893
oh it's moving you have to be quick Op. Now it's at the top right hand corner! Hurry before it moves again!

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)04:24:09 No.786896

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)04:24:09 No.786896

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>>786895
poke

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27)
11/04/16(Fri)04:24:54 No.786899

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27) 11/04/16(Fri)04:24:54 No.786899

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>786896
Next to demon paladin. Mystery box lock in

Anonymous (ID: do54YVBH)
11/04/16(Fri)04:25:09 No.786900

Anonymous (ID: do54YVBH) 11/04/16(Fri)04:25:09 No.786900

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>786896
Next to the holy chariot open that shit

Highway to the Bone Zone (ID: iKgRWOm4)
11/04/16(Fri)04:25:40 No.786901

Highway to the Bone Zone (ID: iKgRWOm4) 11/04/16(Fri)04:25:40 No.786901

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>786895
stop messan around and open it

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)04:25:42 No.786902

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)04:25:42 No.786902

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>786896
right above the holy chariot!

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)04:26:16 No.786903

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)04:26:16 No.786903

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>>786900
I mean do we really have to? Maybe there's nothing worth it in there ya know.

I'm jsut sayin

Highway to the Bone Zone (ID: iKgRWOm4)
11/04/16(Fri)04:26:42 No.786904

Highway to the Bone Zone (ID: iKgRWOm4) 11/04/16(Fri)04:26:42 No.786904

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>786903
do it ironically

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)04:27:08 No.786905

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)04:27:08 No.786905

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>786903
but maybe Man with no game is in that box.
He's my first successful story

Anonymous (ID: do54YVBH)
11/04/16(Fri)04:27:25 No.786907

Anonymous (ID: do54YVBH) 11/04/16(Fri)04:27:25 No.786907

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>786903
Open it anyway

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)04:29:34 No.786909

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)04:29:34 No.786909

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>>786905
But what if he isn't, anon? What if he isn't?

Highway to the Bone Zone (ID: iKgRWOm4)
11/04/16(Fri)04:30:01 No.786910

Highway to the Bone Zone (ID: iKgRWOm4) 11/04/16(Fri)04:30:01 No.786910

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>786909
maybe lolisniffer is there

open it nigga

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27)
11/04/16(Fri)04:30:19 No.786911

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27) 11/04/16(Fri)04:30:19 No.786911

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>786909
Maybe its Simon and the Weebmobile

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)04:30:48 No.786912

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)04:30:48 No.786912

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>786909
I'm willing to take that chance Op. Open it dude.

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)04:32:04 No.786914

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)04:32:04 No.786914

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>>786910
Well thanks alot jackass

Anonymous (ID: do54YVBH)
11/04/16(Fri)04:33:21 No.786915

Anonymous (ID: do54YVBH) 11/04/16(Fri)04:33:21 No.786915

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>786914
Why no cars for them

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)04:33:42 No.786916

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)04:33:42 No.786916

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>786914
I guess I choose Holy Chariot.
Lock in.

Highway to the Bone Zone (ID: iKgRWOm4)
11/04/16(Fri)04:33:51 No.786917

Highway to the Bone Zone (ID: iKgRWOm4) 11/04/16(Fri)04:33:51 No.786917

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>786914
lolisniffer and jojo

what can go wrong?

Anonymous (ID: MvWw5C0z)
11/04/16(Fri)04:34:44 No.786918

Anonymous (ID: MvWw5C0z) 11/04/16(Fri)04:34:44 No.786918

>>786914
>>786917

Highway to the Bone Zone (ID: iKgRWOm4)
11/04/16(Fri)04:35:30 No.786919

Highway to the Bone Zone (ID: iKgRWOm4) 11/04/16(Fri)04:35:30 No.786919

welp looks like we might lose

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27)
11/04/16(Fri)04:36:33 No.786921

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27) 11/04/16(Fri)04:36:33 No.786921

>>786919
Yup...

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)04:37:01 No.786922

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)04:37:01 No.786922

>>786919
don't say that, we have god on our side.

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)04:37:31 No.786923

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)04:37:31 No.786923

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>>786916
And so we control Orc Cleric and Daemon Paladin. Ripped through time by some unknown magical force to participate in this race, with the prize being anything their hearts desire. Being paladins, they compete not to win, but to find out who's responsible for this and are they a heretic.

>>786915
They're a special class. BUT YOU'll NEVER KNOW NOWWWWWWWW

Highway to the Bone Zone (ID: iKgRWOm4)
11/04/16(Fri)04:38:37 No.786924

Highway to the Bone Zone (ID: iKgRWOm4) 11/04/16(Fri)04:38:37 No.786924

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>786923
ask Orc to contact god for answers

by punch own face

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)04:38:41 No.786925

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)04:38:41 No.786925

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>786923
check our car specs

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)04:40:37 No.786927

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)04:40:37 No.786927

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>>786924
Nah, that'd be retarded

Anonymous (ID: do54YVBH)
11/04/16(Fri)04:40:50 No.786928

Anonymous (ID: do54YVBH) 11/04/16(Fri)04:40:50 No.786928

I bet barb will be last place

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)04:41:29 No.786929

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)04:41:29 No.786929

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>786927
then punch self in face for tradition sake.

Highway to the Bone Zone (ID: iKgRWOm4)
11/04/16(Fri)04:42:05 No.786930

Highway to the Bone Zone (ID: iKgRWOm4) 11/04/16(Fri)04:42:05 No.786930

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>786927
punch each other's faces anyway

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)04:43:30 No.786931

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)04:43:30 No.786931

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>>786929
pofft

Anonymous (ID: do54YVBH)
11/04/16(Fri)04:44:17 No.786932

Anonymous (ID: do54YVBH) 11/04/16(Fri)04:44:17 No.786932

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>786931

Check the weird contraption they call 'car'

Highway to the Bone Zone (ID: iKgRWOm4)
11/04/16(Fri)04:44:43 No.786933

Highway to the Bone Zone (ID: iKgRWOm4) 11/04/16(Fri)04:44:43 No.786933

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>786931
see if other racers are heretics

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)04:44:50 No.786934

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)04:44:50 No.786934

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>786931
let's check our car specs, see if we can paint it rad colors

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27)
11/04/16(Fri)04:44:56 No.786935

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27) 11/04/16(Fri)04:44:56 No.786935

Rolled 70 (1d109)

>>786931
Get in your car before everyone takes off without you

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27)
11/04/16(Fri)04:46:32 No.786937

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27) 11/04/16(Fri)04:46:32 No.786937

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>786935
>109

Damn mobile

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)04:48:09 No.786939

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)04:48:09 No.786939

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>>786932
Ah yes, your vehicle, the Holy Chariot. Average speed and accelaration but high in defense thanks to being protected by God.

Also low in the on-board weapons department so most of the time it's gonna be you yourself attacking.

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)04:49:17 No.786940

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)04:49:17 No.786940

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>786939
add a red racing stripe to make it faster.

Highway to the Bone Zone (ID: iKgRWOm4)
11/04/16(Fri)04:49:20 No.786941

Highway to the Bone Zone (ID: iKgRWOm4) 11/04/16(Fri)04:49:20 No.786941

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>786939
take a peek at other racers

Anonymous (ID: do54YVBH)
11/04/16(Fri)04:49:59 No.786943

Anonymous (ID: do54YVBH) 11/04/16(Fri)04:49:59 No.786943

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>786939
Lets put a chastity belt on it

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)04:52:17 No.786946

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)04:52:17 No.786946

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>>786943
And so you did.

Anyway, the first race is starting.

Whoever wins 5 is the grand champion.

Highway to the Bone Zone (ID: iKgRWOm4)
11/04/16(Fri)04:53:24 No.786948

Highway to the Bone Zone (ID: iKgRWOm4) 11/04/16(Fri)04:53:24 No.786948

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>786946
we can't let heretics win

get on that thing and rev the thing up with power of your faith

Anonymous (ID: do54YVBH)
11/04/16(Fri)04:54:07 No.786949

Anonymous (ID: do54YVBH) 11/04/16(Fri)04:54:07 No.786949

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>786946
But can you even drive

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)04:55:14 No.786950

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)04:55:14 No.786950

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>786946
get to the startING line

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)04:57:42 No.786953

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)04:57:42 No.786953

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>>786948
Praise the lawd, the contraption starts.

Anonymous (ID: do54YVBH)
11/04/16(Fri)04:58:42 No.786954

Anonymous (ID: do54YVBH) 11/04/16(Fri)04:58:42 No.786954

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>786953
Check who is next to you

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)04:59:30 No.786956

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)04:59:30 No.786956

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>786953
on the count down press down on the vroom vroom pettle really firm like when the count down gets to 1 for speed boost

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)05:02:17 No.786958

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)05:02:17 No.786958

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>>786954
" Ey, whaddup holy suckas"

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)05:03:12 No.786959

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)05:03:12 No.786959

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>786958
oooooooh
how
I hate that guy

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)05:05:30 No.786961

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)05:05:30 No.786961

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>>786959

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)05:06:18 No.786962

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)05:06:18 No.786962

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>786961
check your right

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)05:08:51 No.786963

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)05:08:51 No.786963

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>>786962

Highway to the Bone Zone (ID: iKgRWOm4)
11/04/16(Fri)05:09:40 No.786964

Highway to the Bone Zone (ID: iKgRWOm4) 11/04/16(Fri)05:09:40 No.786964

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>786963
you also a pally or somethin?

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)05:09:44 No.786966

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)05:09:44 No.786966

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>786963
start feeling lonely because I'm the only poster...

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)05:12:47 No.786968

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)05:12:47 No.786968

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>>786964
"No, citizen. I am Dick Laserfist, the Time Travelling Pugilist. An officer of the Time Police Department. Do not worry, for we are on the case and will get to the bottom of this racing mystery.....riiiight after I win and become champion and get some sweet loot"

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)05:14:11 No.786969

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)05:14:11 No.786969

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>786968
race is starting
uhhh VROOM VROOOOOOMMM

Anonymous (ID: do54YVBH)
11/04/16(Fri)05:14:11 No.786970

Anonymous (ID: do54YVBH) 11/04/16(Fri)05:14:11 No.786970

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>786968
When is this starting

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)05:15:39 No.786972

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)05:15:39 No.786972

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>>786970
"right now"

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)05:16:41 No.786974

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)05:16:41 No.786974

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>786972
hit the gas!

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)05:20:11 No.786975

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)05:20:11 No.786975

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>>786974
And so you vroom'd past the starting line, currently you're at 5th palce outta 8

Highway to the Bone Zone (ID: iKgRWOm4)
11/04/16(Fri)05:21:06 No.786976

Highway to the Bone Zone (ID: iKgRWOm4) 11/04/16(Fri)05:21:06 No.786976

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>786975

check your weapon systems

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)05:22:31 No.786978

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)05:22:31 No.786978

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>>786976

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)05:22:51 No.786979

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)05:22:51 No.786979

>>786975
https://youtu.be/doEwWzMz99A

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)05:23:31 No.786980

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)05:23:31 No.786980

>>786978
forget that for now, we need to get behind some racers to catch some speed

Highway to the Bone Zone (ID: iKgRWOm4)
11/04/16(Fri)05:23:37 No.786981

Highway to the Bone Zone (ID: iKgRWOm4) 11/04/16(Fri)05:23:37 No.786981

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>786978
no, you must attack the fucker in front of you with your sword in close combat for now

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)05:24:03 No.786982

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)05:24:03 No.786982

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>786980
>>786978

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)05:27:38 No.786984

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)05:27:38 No.786984

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>>786981
"Get me closer, I need to hit that barbarian with my holy sword!" yelled the daemon paladin

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)05:29:46 No.786987

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)05:29:46 No.786987

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>786984
go to the left of the barbarians, I hear they can't turn left, or something like that

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)05:33:08 No.786989

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)05:33:08 No.786989

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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>786987
Now roll 2d100 to swing your holy sword at him

Anonymous (ID: xolHMyWo)
11/04/16(Fri)05:33:14 No.786990

Anonymous (ID: xolHMyWo) 11/04/16(Fri)05:33:14 No.786990

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>786984
Crash through nearest box with a question mark on it to acquire some form of speed boost

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)05:33:44 No.786991

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)05:33:44 No.786991

Rolled 100, 51 = 151 (2d100)

>>786989

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)05:34:33 No.786992

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)05:34:33 No.786992

>>786991
damn it the 100 is on the wrong side

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)05:35:45 No.786993

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)05:35:45 No.786993

Goddamn thread is so empty, is it the orc? It's the orc isn't it?

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)05:36:38 No.786994

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)05:36:38 No.786994

>>786993
I would like to say no, but it's also really earlie for other anons

Anonymous (ID: xolHMyWo)
11/04/16(Fri)05:36:45 No.786995

Anonymous (ID: xolHMyWo) 11/04/16(Fri)05:36:45 No.786995

>>786993
yeah we didn't go with the meme so everyone noped out

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)05:38:50 No.786996

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)05:38:50 No.786996

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>>786991
Canon the barbarian used the brake in time and dodged your swing

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)05:39:03 No.786997

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)05:39:03 No.786997

>>786995
I don't get it, orc is the least generic choice, yet they consider it so boring

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)05:40:12 No.786999

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)05:40:12 No.786999

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>786996
if we self destruct can we make a new character and start over?

Highway to the Bone Zone (ID: iKgRWOm4)
11/04/16(Fri)05:41:05 No.787000

Highway to the Bone Zone (ID: iKgRWOm4) 11/04/16(Fri)05:41:05 No.787000

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>786996
fine use holy hammer

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)05:41:37 No.787001

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)05:41:37 No.787001

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>>786999
Depends on if there's anybody here to start anything

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)05:42:23 No.787002

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)05:42:23 No.787002

>>787001
anons want to restart?

Anonymous (ID: xolHMyWo)
11/04/16(Fri)05:42:46 No.787003

Anonymous (ID: xolHMyWo) 11/04/16(Fri)05:42:46 No.787003

>>787001
I'm here

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)05:45:17 No.787004

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)05:45:17 No.787004

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>787001
no one else is posting
use holy hammer

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)05:45:35 No.787005

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)05:45:35 No.787005

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>>787002
>>787003
Eh, that's the same amount currently so let's just continue

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)05:46:37 No.787007

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)05:46:37 No.787007

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>787005
Gee
I sure hope no dastardly duo is in this race laying out traps for us....

Ork Represent (ID: CjcgmwS4)
11/04/16(Fri)05:47:19 No.787008

Ork Represent (ID: CjcgmwS4) 11/04/16(Fri)05:47:19 No.787008

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>787005
Pray to god for a natural disaster to curb things to your favor

Anonymous (ID: xolHMyWo)
11/04/16(Fri)05:48:19 No.787010

Anonymous (ID: xolHMyWo) 11/04/16(Fri)05:48:19 No.787010

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>787005
Forget trying to knock him out, he hit the brakes. Let's press the advantage.

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)05:48:59 No.787011

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)05:48:59 No.787011

>>787008
you and me are the only orcs. it's a lonely world

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)05:50:27 No.787013

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)05:50:27 No.787013

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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>787007
Let's worry about that later because the barbarian just fired off an energy blast in the form of a flaming fist at you from behind.

Roll 2d100 and state your action to deal with this

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4)
11/04/16(Fri)05:51:22 No.787014

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4) 11/04/16(Fri)05:51:22 No.787014

Rolled 48, 24 = 72 (2d100)

>>787013
Punch it back towards him with our own Fist Projection

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)05:51:29 No.787015

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)05:51:29 No.787015

Rolled 72, 4 = 76 (2d100)

>>787013
counter!

Anonymous (ID: xolHMyWo)
11/04/16(Fri)05:52:11 No.787016

Anonymous (ID: xolHMyWo) 11/04/16(Fri)05:52:11 No.787016

Rolled 82, 6 = 88 (2d100)

>>787013
Hit it back with holy sword like a baseball.

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4)
11/04/16(Fri)05:52:25 No.787017

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4) 11/04/16(Fri)05:52:25 No.787017

>>787015
welp

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)05:52:51 No.787018

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)05:52:51 No.787018

Thanks Dice God

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)05:55:42 No.787020

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)05:55:42 No.787020

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>>787016
Swing and a miss! The blast hit your car and made you spin around, losing you speed and your position. You've been pushed down to 8th place!

Anonymous (ID: xolHMyWo)
11/04/16(Fri)05:57:07 No.787021

Anonymous (ID: xolHMyWo) 11/04/16(Fri)05:57:07 No.787021

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>787020
Quickly! Crash into a question box and use whatever powerup you find!

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)05:57:11 No.787022

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)05:57:11 No.787022

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>787020
hurry and catch up, use a dash pad if you have to

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4)
11/04/16(Fri)05:58:05 No.787023

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4) 11/04/16(Fri)05:58:05 No.787023

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>787020
Pray to god for divine intervention in your favor

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)05:58:24 No.787024

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)05:58:24 No.787024

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>787020
catch up use a dash pad if you have to

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)06:00:31 No.787025

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)06:00:31 No.787025

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>>787022
Zoooming close to 7th, thanks to the dash pad. How does it work? I dunno, magic probably.

Anonymous (ID: xolHMyWo)
11/04/16(Fri)06:01:27 No.787026

Anonymous (ID: xolHMyWo) 11/04/16(Fri)06:01:27 No.787026

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>787025
Question box. Powerup. Make it happen.

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4)
11/04/16(Fri)06:01:52 No.787027

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4) 11/04/16(Fri)06:01:52 No.787027

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>787025
Now soar into the sky using your Sacred Wings

Anonymous (ID: xolHMyWo)
11/04/16(Fri)06:02:40 No.787028

Anonymous (ID: xolHMyWo) 11/04/16(Fri)06:02:40 No.787028

>>787026
dice gods fucking hate this idea it seems

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)06:07:22 No.787030

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)06:07:22 No.787030

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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>787027
Sacred Wings is your car's version of Turbo, gives you a speed boost while also allowing you to bypass other racers by flying above them.

As you flew past Revolver Bonelot in his Juggernaut,he decided to shoot you down. As his car is among the slowest, but compensates for that with its huge amount of guns. Which he will use to eliminate the competition one by one until he can leisurely pass the finish line.

Now roll 2d100 to dodge the anti-air assault.

Sacred wings gives you a +10 bonus

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4)
11/04/16(Fri)06:08:23 No.787031

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4) 11/04/16(Fri)06:08:23 No.787031

Rolled 27, 100 = 127 (2d100)

>>787030

Anonymous (ID: xolHMyWo)
11/04/16(Fri)06:11:27 No.787032

Anonymous (ID: xolHMyWo) 11/04/16(Fri)06:11:27 No.787032

Rolled 27, 78 = 105 (2d100)

>>787030

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)06:12:04 No.787033

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)06:12:04 No.787033

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>>787031
You dodged the cannon blast and dropped down at 4th place.

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4)
11/04/16(Fri)06:13:16 No.787034

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4) 11/04/16(Fri)06:13:16 No.787034

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>787033
Inspect your surroundings, gotta make sure nobody gets the drop on us. Who's in front and behind us?

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)06:14:12 No.787035

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)06:14:12 No.787035

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>787033
hoot and halla!

Anonymous (ID: xolHMyWo)
11/04/16(Fri)06:16:34 No.787036

Anonymous (ID: xolHMyWo) 11/04/16(Fri)06:16:34 No.787036

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>787034
Assist roll

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)06:17:28 No.787037

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)06:17:28 No.787037

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>>787035

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4)
11/04/16(Fri)06:19:04 No.787038

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4) 11/04/16(Fri)06:19:04 No.787038

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>787037
Look for a Mystery Item Box to get

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)06:21:20 No.787039

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)06:21:20 No.787039

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>>787038
What mystical wonders can this box hold?

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4)
11/04/16(Fri)06:22:24 No.787040

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4) 11/04/16(Fri)06:22:24 No.787040

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>787039
a poak bun

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)06:22:28 No.787041

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)06:22:28 No.787041

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>787039
run into it!

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)06:25:30 No.787042

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)06:25:30 No.787042

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>>787041
And now roll 2d100 for its contents
1-20: weapon
21-49: speed boost
50-69: shield
70-89: weapon
90-99: speed boost
100: warp

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4)
11/04/16(Fri)06:25:58 No.787043

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4) 11/04/16(Fri)06:25:58 No.787043

Rolled 24, 61 = 85 (2d100)

>>787042

Anonymous (ID: xolHMyWo)
11/04/16(Fri)06:26:29 No.787044

Anonymous (ID: xolHMyWo) 11/04/16(Fri)06:26:29 No.787044

Rolled 2, 61 = 63 (2d100)

>>787042
[mario kart item cycling sound]

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)06:26:48 No.787045

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)06:26:48 No.787045

Rolled 33, 42 = 75 (2d100)

>>787042

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)06:31:26 No.787047

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)06:31:26 No.787047

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>>787045
What luck! You got a sudden speed boost, propelling you to 2nd place!

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)06:34:07 No.787048

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)06:34:07 No.787048

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>787047
How far are we in this race? we keep this up w can win for sure!

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)06:37:12 No.787049

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)06:37:12 No.787049

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>>787048
The first opening race is quite short so you're almost done

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4)
11/04/16(Fri)06:39:33 No.787051

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4) 11/04/16(Fri)06:39:33 No.787051

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>787049
*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP*

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)06:41:30 No.787053

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)06:41:30 No.787053

>>787049
oh shit, umm get right behind dick ass theif. We can use him as a shield from wind resistance and catch up!

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)06:41:40 No.787054

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)06:41:40 No.787054

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>>787051
Your car is making strange sounds, almost like an alarm warning you of incoming danger or something

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4)
11/04/16(Fri)06:42:32 No.787055

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4) 11/04/16(Fri)06:42:32 No.787055

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>787054
wait, behind you.

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)06:42:51 No.787056

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)06:42:51 No.787056

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>787054
>>787053
the beeps are making you go loopy!

Anonymous (ID: xolHMyWo)
11/04/16(Fri)06:44:55 No.787057

Anonymous (ID: xolHMyWo) 11/04/16(Fri)06:44:55 No.787057

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>787054
HOLY HAMMER DICKASS THIEF

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)06:47:47 No.787060

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>>787056
Hmm, going loopy because of beeping is a huge problem with Orcs. Thankfully your cleric training helped you overcome that ages ago.

What you didn't prepare for was the fac that Dickass Thief used his Xtreme Thievery Skillz to steal your....speed.

He stole your speed, added it to his own, making him faster and you stuck at 0 miles/hour.

Anonymous (ID: IXTcFte6)
11/04/16(Fri)06:48:53 No.787061

Anonymous (ID: IXTcFte6) 11/04/16(Fri)06:48:53 No.787061

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>787060

Use our raging faith to speed up our ride.

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)06:50:56 No.787062

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)06:50:56 No.787062

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>787060
use our wings to catch up

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)06:51:02 No.787063

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)06:51:02 No.787063

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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>787061
Roll 2d100 to speed up your ride with faith

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)06:51:39 No.787064

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)06:51:39 No.787064

Rolled 84, 27 = 111 (2d100)

>>787063

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4)
11/04/16(Fri)06:51:38 No.787065

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4) 11/04/16(Fri)06:51:38 No.787065

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>787060
Push the kart forward with your extreme Orc Anger while Daemon Paladin starts it up again.

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)06:55:15 No.787067

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)06:55:15 No.787067

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>>787064
Prayer succesful

Anonymous (ID: IXTcFte6)
11/04/16(Fri)06:56:46 No.787068

Anonymous (ID: IXTcFte6) 11/04/16(Fri)06:56:46 No.787068

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>787067

RAGE MORE!!!!!

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4)
11/04/16(Fri)06:56:53 No.787069

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4) 11/04/16(Fri)06:56:53 No.787069

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>787067
Let's cast Divine Light too so that we don't get hit by any last minute blue shells

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg)
11/04/16(Fri)07:01:30 No.787070

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg) 11/04/16(Fri)07:01:30 No.787070

>>787068
How much rage is enough?

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)07:04:02 No.787073

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)07:04:02 No.787073

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>>787068
"Oh shit wha-"

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)07:04:45 No.787075

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)07:04:45 No.787075

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>787073
Zoom past that smug muddah
this is our race!

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg)
11/04/16(Fri)07:05:13 No.787076

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg) 11/04/16(Fri)07:05:13 No.787076

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>787073
Drive thru him and eliminate him from the next few races

Anonymous (ID: xolHMyWo)
11/04/16(Fri)07:05:56 No.787077

Anonymous (ID: xolHMyWo) 11/04/16(Fri)07:05:56 No.787077

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>787073
HOLY HAMMER

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)07:07:30 No.787078

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)07:07:30 No.787078

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>>787076
And so you crashed straight into the dickass thief, then both of you barreled straight into the finish line

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)07:08:18 No.787079

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)07:08:18 No.787079

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>787078
did we win?

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4)
11/04/16(Fri)07:09:29 No.787080

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4) 11/04/16(Fri)07:09:29 No.787080

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>787078
now play that in slow motion, freeze frame right before we hit the finish line

Anonymous (ID: jJdlrnFA)
11/04/16(Fri)07:09:49 No.787081

Anonymous (ID: jJdlrnFA) 11/04/16(Fri)07:09:49 No.787081

Rolled 52, 57 = 109 (2d100)

Pull the handbrake and smoothly drift past the finish just inches ahead of that thief nigger

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)07:09:53 No.787082

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)07:09:53 No.787082

>>787078
check the photo finish to be sure

Anonymous (ID: IXTcFte6)
11/04/16(Fri)07:10:42 No.787083

Anonymous (ID: IXTcFte6) 11/04/16(Fri)07:10:42 No.787083

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>787078

HALLEYUHAAAA!!! PRAISE FOR THE ALMIGHTY!!!

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)07:13:11 No.787085

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>>787080
Turns out when you crashed into his car, you got Dickass Thief stuckto yo grill. So he actually passed the finish line before you.

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)07:14:08 No.787088

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)07:14:08 No.787088

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>787085
but he didn't have a car any more, doesn't that disqualify him?!

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4)
11/04/16(Fri)07:15:22 No.787089

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4) 11/04/16(Fri)07:15:22 No.787089

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>787085
wait ENHANCE

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)07:15:38 No.787090

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)07:15:38 No.787090

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>>787088
His wheel still counts

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)07:16:36 No.787091

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)07:16:36 No.787091

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>787090
sunovabitch!

Anonymous (ID: IXTcFte6)
11/04/16(Fri)07:18:10 No.787092

Anonymous (ID: IXTcFte6) 11/04/16(Fri)07:18:10 No.787092

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>787090

Glue Dickass Thief on our ride. Declare that Dickass Thief is actually part of our ride.

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)07:19:50 No.787093

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>>787091
And so the Dickass Thief has beaten you and won...2nd place

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4)
11/04/16(Fri)07:20:37 No.787094

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4) 11/04/16(Fri)07:20:37 No.787094

>>787093
wait who won 1st?

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)07:20:52 No.787095

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)07:20:52 No.787095

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>787093
wait what?! who won first place?

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)07:25:45 No.787096

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)07:25:45 No.787096

>>787093
who's on first...

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)07:27:21 No.787098

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)07:27:21 No.787098

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>>787095
Nameless Rank and File Soldier. Who used his Nameless Rank and File powers to project an aura of unremarkableness around his Bonemobile that nobody noticed him zipping past with boosted dragon fire thanks to his little sister: "Ask why the apprentice is so tiny is it a puppet? Imouto", AKA "fuckoff"

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4)
11/04/16(Fri)07:30:06 No.787099

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4) 11/04/16(Fri)07:30:06 No.787099

>>787098
Well, we're at least Third right?

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)07:31:46 No.787102

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>>787099
"Indeed you are. Which is like being the second loser. Anyway, you'll have to place first in 5 races for it to count towards your victory, so good luck next time"

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)07:33:19 No.787103

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)07:33:19 No.787103

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>787102
wait first every race? so we lost our chances to be in the other races?

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)07:35:47 No.787104

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)07:35:47 No.787104

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>>787103
"No, of course not. All of you will race forever until one eventually wins 5 times"

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4)
11/04/16(Fri)07:36:41 No.787105

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4) 11/04/16(Fri)07:36:41 No.787105

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>787104
wait who the fuck is this guy? Where are we racing?

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)07:39:51 No.787108

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)07:39:51 No.787108

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>>787105
"I'm just a rowbot sent by our sponsors to oversee the races inside this pokcet dimension"

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4)
11/04/16(Fri)07:40:43 No.787109

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4) 11/04/16(Fri)07:40:43 No.787109

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>787108
Why are we racing in the first place? How is Canon still alive? ~~Who is asking all this questions?~~

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)07:41:01 No.787110

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)07:41:01 No.787110

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>787108
what the shit!? Racing forever?! who's retarded idea was that?

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)07:43:44 No.787112

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)07:43:44 No.787112

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>>787109
"well the adoration of billions and billions of viewers from accross the universe, for one. And if you win you get to wish for anything your heart desires, literally anything. Plus we had to use some time travel to get racers from different periods in time to up interest"

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg)
11/04/16(Fri)07:47:09 No.787114

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg) 11/04/16(Fri)07:47:09 No.787114

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>787112
Rowbot Racemaster is new protag.

Anonymous (ID: IbyOaJL8)
11/04/16(Fri)07:48:08 No.787115

Anonymous (ID: IbyOaJL8) 11/04/16(Fri)07:48:08 No.787115

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>787112
Drive thru the robot

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)07:49:45 No.787116

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)07:49:45 No.787116

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>>787115
"save your fuel and agression for the race"

hen it teleports away

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)07:54:33 No.787119

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)07:54:33 No.787119

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>787116
better upgrade our car then

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)07:58:21 No.787120

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)07:58:21 No.787120

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>>787119
Now, what can be done...

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)07:59:38 No.787121

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)07:59:38 No.787121

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>787120
racing stripe
and add rocket boosters

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)08:03:01 No.787124

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)08:03:01 No.787124

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>>787121

Anonymous (ID: Dmg4t9fj)
11/04/16(Fri)08:03:13 No.787125

Anonymous (ID: Dmg4t9fj) 11/04/16(Fri)08:03:13 No.787125

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>787120
Add holy bosters

Anonymous (ID: IXTcFte6)
11/04/16(Fri)08:03:40 No.787126

Anonymous (ID: IXTcFte6) 11/04/16(Fri)08:03:40 No.787126

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>787124

Paint it red, it will go faster.

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg)
11/04/16(Fri)08:04:25 No.787127

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg) 11/04/16(Fri)08:04:25 No.787127

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>787124

UPGRADE!

HokyDEMON fangs!

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)08:06:05 No.787131

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)08:06:05 No.787131

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>>787127

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)08:11:02 No.787135

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)08:11:02 No.787135

Welp, guess we're officially dead. Will continue later then.

Anonymous (ID: Dmg4t9fj)
11/04/16(Fri)08:15:04 No.787136

Anonymous (ID: Dmg4t9fj) 11/04/16(Fri)08:15:04 No.787136

>>787135
F

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)08:17:11 No.787137

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)08:17:11 No.787137

>>787136
F indeed

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg)
11/04/16(Fri)08:19:37 No.787139

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg) 11/04/16(Fri)08:19:37 No.787139

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>787131
Get ready to RACE!

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)08:20:02 No.787140

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)08:20:02 No.787140

>>787137
guess racing isn't as fun as fights. what had second place in the poll?

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)08:22:23 No.787141

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)08:22:23 No.787141

>>787139
What, so I can get ready to have the threead die again?

>>787140
Adventure Thing 3

Anonymous (ID: Eaq8Ql+9)
11/04/16(Fri)08:23:06 No.787143

Anonymous (ID: Eaq8Ql+9) 11/04/16(Fri)08:23:06 No.787143

Faggots

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)08:24:11 No.787144

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)08:24:11 No.787144

>>787141
huh... wanna try that for a bit instead?

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)08:26:04 No.787146

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)08:26:04 No.787146

>>787144
Thread's already dead, that won't help. PLus I don't like changing what's hapenning already.

So I blame you and your orc fetish

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)08:29:57 No.787147

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)08:29:57 No.787147

>>787146
it's how God made me, plus you can't blame the junkie when the supplier keeps supplying.

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)08:36:55 No.787151

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)08:36:55 No.787151

>>787147
Nah I totally can.

Anyway, will try again at twelve

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)08:42:16 No.787153

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)08:42:16 No.787153

>>787151
why do people hate orcs so much now? when did this become a thing?

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza)
11/04/16(Fri)08:44:51 No.787155

Anonymous (ID: FZYsxNza) 11/04/16(Fri)08:44:51 No.787155

>>787151
suggestion, maybe after every race you can unlock a new racer to replace, that way they can change out the orc if they want to.

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)08:57:35 No.787161

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)08:57:35 No.787161

>>787153
I dunno, Civ Thing probably

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg)
11/04/16(Fri)08:58:04 No.787162

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg) 11/04/16(Fri)08:58:04 No.787162

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>787151
When is twelve? I am mobile.

Race-u

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)08:58:48 No.787163

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)08:58:48 No.787163

>>787162
3 hours from now

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg)
11/04/16(Fri)09:05:07 No.787165

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg) 11/04/16(Fri)09:05:07 No.787165

>>787163
Kaaayyyy

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)11:40:28 No.787260

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)11:40:28 No.787260

Continue soon

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg)
11/04/16(Fri)11:58:49 No.787275

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg) 11/04/16(Fri)11:58:49 No.787275

>>787260
Not soon enough

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)12:02:27 No.787279

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)12:02:27 No.787279

Alright fags, who's here?

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg)
11/04/16(Fri)12:03:30 No.787281

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg) 11/04/16(Fri)12:03:30 No.787281

>>787279
Yoyoyo

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)12:05:47 No.787287

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>>787281
Yes, one person, amazing.Surely this will help.

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg)
11/04/16(Fri)12:07:12 No.787290

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg) 11/04/16(Fri)12:07:12 No.787290

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>787287
Start your engines

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv)
11/04/16(Fri)12:07:26 No.787291

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv) 11/04/16(Fri)12:07:26 No.787291

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>787287
Now that we got a pimped out ride, can we go on to the next race?

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)12:11:59 No.787297

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>>787291
Of course, of course. Start your engines and whatnnot

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg)
11/04/16(Fri)12:12:39 No.787298

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg) 11/04/16(Fri)12:12:39 No.787298

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>787297
Rage Boost to start!

Anonymous (ID: xb1V6CPy)
11/04/16(Fri)12:13:02 No.787299

Anonymous (ID: xb1V6CPy) 11/04/16(Fri)12:13:02 No.787299

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>787297
since the last track was vanilla, this track is now underwater themed!

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW)
11/04/16(Fri)12:13:06 No.787300

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW) 11/04/16(Fri)12:13:06 No.787300

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>787297
honk a lot

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr)
11/04/16(Fri)12:14:55 No.787303

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr) 11/04/16(Fri)12:14:55 No.787303

I think everyone stopped caring after we got off the worst characters ever.

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)12:16:41 No.787306

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>>787299
How do the racers breathe underwater, I dunno. Let's handwave it by saying super space technology did it.

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW)
11/04/16(Fri)12:17:48 No.787307

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW) 11/04/16(Fri)12:17:48 No.787307

>>787303
they are only bad because we make them bad

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW)
11/04/16(Fri)12:18:19 No.787308

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW) 11/04/16(Fri)12:18:19 No.787308

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>787306
Rev engines

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv)
11/04/16(Fri)12:18:41 No.787309

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv) 11/04/16(Fri)12:18:41 No.787309

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>787306
Start up the enjinz
VROOM VROOM

Anonymous (ID: xb1V6CPy)
11/04/16(Fri)12:19:27 No.787310

Anonymous (ID: xb1V6CPy) 11/04/16(Fri)12:19:27 No.787310

>>787306
Is space technology heretical?

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg)
11/04/16(Fri)12:19:49 No.787311

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg) 11/04/16(Fri)12:19:49 No.787311

>>787308
>>787299
Why?
>>787290
>>787309
Wht!?

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW)
11/04/16(Fri)12:20:41 No.787313

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW) 11/04/16(Fri)12:20:41 No.787313

>>787311
what are the odds

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)12:21:35 No.787315

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>>787308
For addeded effect, feel free to go BRRRRMMMM BRRRMMM BRMMMMM BRMMMMVRMMMM BRMMM with your mouths

Anonymous (ID: xSxoNvrz)
11/04/16(Fri)12:22:08 No.787317

Anonymous (ID: xSxoNvrz) 11/04/16(Fri)12:22:08 No.787317

>>787310
Im sure the space pope doesn't mind

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW)
11/04/16(Fri)12:22:17 No.787318

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW) 11/04/16(Fri)12:22:17 No.787318

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>787315
the bubbles tickle my nose though

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv)
11/04/16(Fri)12:22:50 No.787319

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv) 11/04/16(Fri)12:22:50 No.787319

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>787315
BRMMMM
BBBRRRRRRRVVVVV
VRRRRRRRR-
*beep beep*
Oh shit, someone's calling.

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)12:25:51 No.787321

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>>787318
"Ey, you okay down there?"

Anonymous (ID: xSxoNvrz)
11/04/16(Fri)12:26:11 No.787322

Anonymous (ID: xSxoNvrz) 11/04/16(Fri)12:26:11 No.787322

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>787315
Start taunting the other racers

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv)
11/04/16(Fri)12:26:36 No.787323

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv) 11/04/16(Fri)12:26:36 No.787323

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>787321
Drink the water.
Show dominance.

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW)
11/04/16(Fri)12:26:45 No.787324

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW) 11/04/16(Fri)12:26:45 No.787324

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>787321
I'm fucking fine, where's the wheel?

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg)
11/04/16(Fri)12:27:03 No.787325

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg) 11/04/16(Fri)12:27:03 No.787325

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>787321
Cast Holy fist and gooooo!

Anonymous (ID: xSxoNvrz)
11/04/16(Fri)12:27:13 No.787326

Anonymous (ID: xSxoNvrz) 11/04/16(Fri)12:27:13 No.787326

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>787321
sneeze and blow out your eardrums

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)12:31:13 No.787333

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>>787325
And so you encased your car in a fist shaped aura and zoomed past the starting line

Anonymous (ID: xb1V6CPy)
11/04/16(Fri)12:31:45 No.787336

Anonymous (ID: xb1V6CPy) 11/04/16(Fri)12:31:45 No.787336

>>787333

Watch out for them stage hazards
[spoilers] SHARKS [/spoiler]

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv)
11/04/16(Fri)12:32:13 No.787337

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv) 11/04/16(Fri)12:32:13 No.787337

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>787333
GOTTAGOFAST!
ACCELERATE!

Anonymous (ID: xSxoNvrz)
11/04/16(Fri)12:32:42 No.787339

Anonymous (ID: xSxoNvrz) 11/04/16(Fri)12:32:42 No.787339

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>787333
Suddenly, submarine captain cameo miniboss!

Anonymous (ID: xb1V6CPy)
11/04/16(Fri)12:32:48 No.787340

Anonymous (ID: xb1V6CPy) 11/04/16(Fri)12:32:48 No.787340

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>787336
>>787333
fuck forgot the roll

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)12:36:02 No.787345

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>>787337
Going fast. But watch out for stage hazards though! Like this underwater pillar that's deceptively harder than it looks.

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E)
11/04/16(Fri)12:37:49 No.787347

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E) 11/04/16(Fri)12:37:49 No.787347

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>787345
titanic happens

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv)
11/04/16(Fri)12:38:34 No.787349

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv) 11/04/16(Fri)12:38:34 No.787349

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>787345
Well, watch out for our attack, a divine fist that is stronger than it looks

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW)
11/04/16(Fri)12:38:55 No.787350

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW) 11/04/16(Fri)12:38:55 No.787350

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>787345
steer away from it

Anonymous (ID: xSxoNvrz)
11/04/16(Fri)12:40:24 No.787353

Anonymous (ID: xSxoNvrz) 11/04/16(Fri)12:40:24 No.787353

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>787345
plow through that shit.

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)12:40:38 No.787354

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)12:40:38 No.787354

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Rolled 180 (1d200)

>>787349
Roll 2d100 to see if your car can beat this pillar

Anonymous (ID: xSxoNvrz)
11/04/16(Fri)12:41:25 No.787358

Anonymous (ID: xSxoNvrz) 11/04/16(Fri)12:41:25 No.787358

Rolled 73, 16 = 89 (2d100)

>>787354

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv)
11/04/16(Fri)12:42:34 No.787361

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv) 11/04/16(Fri)12:42:34 No.787361

Rolled 78, 8 = 86 (2d100)

>>787354
That pillar is indeed deceptively resistant.

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)12:43:14 No.787362

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)12:43:14 No.787362

Rolled 32, 48 = 80 (2d100)

>>787354
FOR VALHALLA!

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW)
11/04/16(Fri)12:44:26 No.787363

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW) 11/04/16(Fri)12:44:26 No.787363

Rolled 73, 77 = 150 (2d100)

>>787354

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)12:44:34 No.787364

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)12:44:34 No.787364

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>>787358
Klank.

The pillar stops your advance and the other racers took the chance to zip past you

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW)
11/04/16(Fri)12:46:00 No.787366

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW) 11/04/16(Fri)12:46:00 No.787366

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>787364
sorry I'm drunk on holy water again

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv)
11/04/16(Fri)12:46:28 No.787367

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv) 11/04/16(Fri)12:46:28 No.787367

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>787364
We're facing upwards, right?
DIVINE WILL, PROPEL US TO THE SKY!

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)12:49:50 No.787371

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>>787366
"Well get it together, man"

Anonymous (ID: VHMXRSgH)
11/04/16(Fri)12:51:25 No.787372

Anonymous (ID: VHMXRSgH) 11/04/16(Fri)12:51:25 No.787372

>>787371
do a sick flip and hijack another vehicle

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)12:55:00 No.787375

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)12:55:00 No.787375

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>787371
SACRED WINGS, CARRY US FORTH!

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW)
11/04/16(Fri)12:55:16 No.787376

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW) 11/04/16(Fri)12:55:16 No.787376

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>787371
ok back into the race

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)12:55:39 No.787378

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)12:55:39 No.787378

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>>787372
Now, hijacking isn't proper paladin behaviour

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW)
11/04/16(Fri)12:56:11 No.787379

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW) 11/04/16(Fri)12:56:11 No.787379

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>787376
>>787378

Anonymous (ID: T0hfJA/y)
11/04/16(Fri)12:58:35 No.787381

Anonymous (ID: T0hfJA/y) 11/04/16(Fri)12:58:35 No.787381

Op I just popped in to say that I have been here for not even 24 hours and your country is aids, the air here smells is ass, the airport stole my vegimite, the people are pricks and I regret being forced to come here.
I don't know why my dad literally decided to pick this shithole over Japan to have his wedding in but it's fucked
Plus I am pretty sure that the mystery meat at a restaurant that my dad took me to was like a dog or something because it sure as hell didn't taste of any conventional meat

Anonymous (ID: xSxoNvrz)
11/04/16(Fri)12:59:03 No.787382

Anonymous (ID: xSxoNvrz) 11/04/16(Fri)12:59:03 No.787382

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>787378
hijack yourself back into the race then

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)12:59:10 No.787383

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)12:59:10 No.787383

>>787381
Welcome to Vietnam

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)12:59:53 No.787384

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)12:59:53 No.787384

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>787378
Draw additional numbers on the speedometer face! That adds speed, right?

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)13:00:13 No.787385

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)13:00:13 No.787385

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>>787379

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)13:01:07 No.787387

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)13:01:07 No.787387

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>787385
Are we still last?

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E)
11/04/16(Fri)13:01:52 No.787390

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E) 11/04/16(Fri)13:01:52 No.787390

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>787385
Pray to the almighty to have Jesus take the wheel, the steering wheel that is

Anonymous (ID: xSxoNvrz)
11/04/16(Fri)13:04:06 No.787392

Anonymous (ID: xSxoNvrz) 11/04/16(Fri)13:04:06 No.787392

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>787385
take off your limiters

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)13:04:35 No.787394

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)13:04:35 No.787394

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>>787387
Yes. But hopefully you'll rectify that soon

Anonymous (ID: T0hfJA/y)
11/04/16(Fri)13:06:14 No.787396

Anonymous (ID: T0hfJA/y) 11/04/16(Fri)13:06:14 No.787396

>>787394
Innitiate purge protocols

Anonymous (ID: xSxoNvrz)
11/04/16(Fri)13:06:22 No.787397

Anonymous (ID: xSxoNvrz) 11/04/16(Fri)13:06:22 No.787397

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>787394
replace gasoline with holy water, so you can drive with even more holiness.

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW)
11/04/16(Fri)13:06:32 No.787398

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW) 11/04/16(Fri)13:06:32 No.787398

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>787394
go faster

Anonymous (ID: T0hfJA/y)
11/04/16(Fri)13:07:40 No.787399

Anonymous (ID: T0hfJA/y) 11/04/16(Fri)13:07:40 No.787399

>>787396
Fuck I fucked up the dice
Fucking phone probably caused this

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)13:08:18 No.787400

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)13:08:18 No.787400

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>787394
We must rectify that sooner. WIDE OPEN THROTTLE!
>>787397
No, the holy water cools the intake charge! The engine can't run on water alone!

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)13:08:33 No.787401

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)13:08:33 No.787401

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>>787398

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg)
11/04/16(Fri)13:08:46 No.787402

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg) 11/04/16(Fri)13:08:46 No.787402

>>787399
Lies

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)13:09:31 No.787403

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)13:09:31 No.787403

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>787401
Read the pace notes

Anonymous (ID: T0hfJA/y)
11/04/16(Fri)13:09:39 No.787404

Anonymous (ID: T0hfJA/y) 11/04/16(Fri)13:09:39 No.787404

>>787401
Faster
And gopefully dice works this time

Anonymous (ID: VHMXRSgH)
11/04/16(Fri)13:09:43 No.787405

Anonymous (ID: VHMXRSgH) 11/04/16(Fri)13:09:43 No.787405

>>787401
FASTER

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)13:12:10 No.787408

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)13:12:10 No.787408

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>>787403
well now it's kinda hard to read anything while going this fast

Anonymous (ID: T0hfJA/y)
11/04/16(Fri)13:13:01 No.787410

Anonymous (ID: T0hfJA/y) 11/04/16(Fri)13:13:01 No.787410

>>787408
Then go faster

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)13:13:53 No.787412

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)13:13:53 No.787412

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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>787408
There must be pictures or schematic drawings there somewhere?

Anonymous (ID: T0hfJA/y)
11/04/16(Fri)13:14:03 No.787413

Anonymous (ID: T0hfJA/y) 11/04/16(Fri)13:14:03 No.787413

>>787410
Fuck this dice doesn't want to work ima go to bed

Anonymous (ID: fzFfKOy1)
11/04/16(Fri)13:16:20 No.787416

Anonymous (ID: fzFfKOy1) 11/04/16(Fri)13:16:20 No.787416

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>787408
Go three times as fast as the other racers

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)13:18:04 No.787420

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)13:18:04 No.787420

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>>787412
"Don't worry, I can read it with my magical daemon eyes" said the Daemon Paladin.

Your team now knows the course better

Anonymous (ID: xSxoNvrz)
11/04/16(Fri)13:19:00 No.787423

Anonymous (ID: xSxoNvrz) 11/04/16(Fri)13:19:00 No.787423

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>787420
End up getting stuck in a recursive loop of going faster

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)13:19:56 No.787425

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)13:19:56 No.787425

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>787420
Don't read and drive! Give the wheel to your buddy!

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)13:24:26 No.787430

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)13:24:26 No.787430

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>>787425
Well you're not the one's reading so it's okay

Anonymous (ID: xSxoNvrz)
11/04/16(Fri)13:26:05 No.787432

Anonymous (ID: xSxoNvrz) 11/04/16(Fri)13:26:05 No.787432

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>787430
ditch some extra weight to go even faster.

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW)
11/04/16(Fri)13:26:44 No.787436

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW) 11/04/16(Fri)13:26:44 No.787436

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>787430
use a dash pad again!

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)13:27:53 No.787440

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)13:27:53 No.787440

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>787430
>>787432
Aye, jettison the cowcatcher

Anonymous (ID: VHMXRSgH)
11/04/16(Fri)13:28:10 No.787441

Anonymous (ID: VHMXRSgH) 11/04/16(Fri)13:28:10 No.787441

>>787430
He should also have a steering wheel and a set of pedals so you can go twice as fast

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)13:28:51 No.787443

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)13:28:51 No.787443

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>>787436
The speed boost lets you get closer to the current lead: Super Robot Pilot in the OuttaBudgetto

Anonymous (ID: VHMXRSgH)
11/04/16(Fri)13:29:19 No.787444

Anonymous (ID: VHMXRSgH) 11/04/16(Fri)13:29:19 No.787444

>>787443
smite him

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr)
11/04/16(Fri)13:30:19 No.787449

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr) 11/04/16(Fri)13:30:19 No.787449

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>787443
Use a hythm to gain more HOLY SPEED™

Anonymous (ID: xSxoNvrz)
11/04/16(Fri)13:30:19 No.787450

Anonymous (ID: xSxoNvrz) 11/04/16(Fri)13:30:19 No.787450

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>787443
GATTAI DA!

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW)
11/04/16(Fri)13:30:56 No.787451

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW) 11/04/16(Fri)13:30:56 No.787451

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>787443
use water gun

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)13:31:55 No.787453

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)13:31:55 No.787453

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>787443
OuttaBudgetto? Sounds like shoddy construction to me! Unethical engineering practices are HERETICAL!

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)13:32:50 No.787455

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)13:32:50 No.787455

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>>787449
A what now?

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW)
11/04/16(Fri)13:33:27 No.787457

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW) 11/04/16(Fri)13:33:27 No.787457

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>787455
and go faster!

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)13:34:33 No.787460

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)13:34:33 No.787460

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>787455
SLIPSTREAM!

Anonymous (ID: T0hfJA/y)
11/04/16(Fri)13:34:48 No.787461

Anonymous (ID: T0hfJA/y) 11/04/16(Fri)13:34:48 No.787461

so op if this adventure is a wacky races theme then which character is serving the role of dick dastardly?

Anonymous (ID: xSxoNvrz)
11/04/16(Fri)13:36:48 No.787466

Anonymous (ID: xSxoNvrz) 11/04/16(Fri)13:36:48 No.787466

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>787455
Ram into him

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)13:37:12 No.787467

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)13:37:12 No.787467

>>787461
Let's just say Dickass Thief

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)13:37:58 No.787469

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)13:37:58 No.787469

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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>787461
The organizers of this race series - the Speed Demons of the Realm of Thousand Lakes!

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW)
11/04/16(Fri)13:38:23 No.787470

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW) 11/04/16(Fri)13:38:23 No.787470

>>787467
but he has to have a mutt side kick

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)13:39:32 No.787473

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)13:39:32 No.787473

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>>787460
Going straight behind him to let him catch the wind resistance for you

>>787470
Eh, he could always steal one sooner or later

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg)
11/04/16(Fri)13:41:20 No.787478

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg) 11/04/16(Fri)13:41:20 No.787478

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>787473
HOLY FIST

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)13:42:47 No.787483

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)13:42:47 No.787483

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>787473
Get extremely close to him and unscrew the bolts! THIS SHODDY CARRIAGE IS AN AFFRONT TO GOD!

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)13:45:03 No.787491

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)13:45:03 No.787491

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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>787478
Roll 2d100

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg)
11/04/16(Fri)13:45:53 No.787496

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg) 11/04/16(Fri)13:45:53 No.787496

Rolled 8, 64 = 72 (2d100)

>>787491

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)13:46:12 No.787497

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)13:46:12 No.787497

Rolled 78, 84 = 162 (2d100)

>>787491
JUMALAUTA! [GOD HELP ME!]

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)13:48:51 No.787502

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)13:48:51 No.787502

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>>787497
You caught him by surprise and knocked him off track, taking his lead!

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)13:50:42 No.787506

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)13:50:42 No.787506

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>787502
Check the temperature gauge

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg)
11/04/16(Fri)13:52:43 No.787511

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg) 11/04/16(Fri)13:52:43 No.787511

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>787502
Check Holy Levels

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)13:53:22 No.787513

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)13:53:22 No.787513

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>>787506
"Despite being underwater, we're reaching critical levels! If we did something like that again this thing could explode! In unrelated news, holy levels still at sufficient levels. Since we're paladins."

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)13:54:53 No.787515

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)13:54:53 No.787515

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>787513
And NOW is time for Holy Water injection! Gotta cool those pistons!

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)13:58:17 No.787520

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)13:58:17 No.787520

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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>787515
Roll 2d100 to use holy water without messing up

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E)
11/04/16(Fri)13:59:03 No.787521

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E) 11/04/16(Fri)13:59:03 No.787521

Rolled 72, 47 = 119 (2d100)

>>787520
MUH HOLY WATER

Anonymous (ID: xSxoNvrz)
11/04/16(Fri)13:59:28 No.787522

Anonymous (ID: xSxoNvrz) 11/04/16(Fri)13:59:28 No.787522

Rolled 67, 11 = 78 (2d100)

>>787520

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)14:01:14 No.787524

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)14:01:14 No.787524

Rolled 33, 75 = 108 (2d100)

>>787520
Incantations are necessary

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)14:01:21 No.787525

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)14:01:21 No.787525

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>>787521
"alright, we're at a manageable level now"

Anonymous (ID: xb1V6CPy)
11/04/16(Fri)14:02:39 No.787528

Anonymous (ID: xb1V6CPy) 11/04/16(Fri)14:02:39 No.787528

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>787525
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE UNDERWATER VOLCANO!?!

Anonymous (ID: xSxoNvrz)
11/04/16(Fri)14:02:51 No.787529

Anonymous (ID: xSxoNvrz) 11/04/16(Fri)14:02:51 No.787529

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>787525
Research teleportation tech while driving.

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)14:03:32 No.787530

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)14:03:32 No.787530

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>787525
>>787528
"So that's why we've been overheating!"

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)14:04:23 No.787534

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)14:04:23 No.787534

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>>787529
YOu don't have the know-how to do so.

Anyway, as you're speeding forward, you catch the Dickass Thief messing with some road signs!

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)14:07:17 No.787539

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)14:07:17 No.787539

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>787534
Good thing you got the pace notes, can't mess with them!

Anonymous (ID: xSxoNvrz)
11/04/16(Fri)14:07:27 No.787540

Anonymous (ID: xSxoNvrz) 11/04/16(Fri)14:07:27 No.787540

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>787534
Purify the sign so it shows the right directions.

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)14:09:23 No.787541

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)14:09:23 No.787541

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>>787539
And the pace notes say that you'll reach the finish line by turning left, not right. Clearly his trickery is no match for your skills.

Anonymous (ID: xSxoNvrz)
11/04/16(Fri)14:10:43 No.787543

Anonymous (ID: xSxoNvrz) 11/04/16(Fri)14:10:43 No.787543

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>787541
Run over his car for good measure.

Anonymous (ID: VHMXRSgH)
11/04/16(Fri)14:11:01 No.787544

Anonymous (ID: VHMXRSgH) 11/04/16(Fri)14:11:01 No.787544

>>787541
Wouldn't strapping sharks to the care make us go even faster though...

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)14:11:54 No.787548

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)14:11:54 No.787548

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>787541
Smear the Dickass Thief on the cowcatcher

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)14:13:38 No.787550

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)14:13:38 No.787550

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>>787543
Ah yes, his car is undefended! A perfect target

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4)
11/04/16(Fri)14:15:34 No.787552

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4) 11/04/16(Fri)14:15:34 No.787552

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>787550
we don't since we're good guys but we cast holy lightning around the general area of Dick Ass Thief since he's being a dick

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)14:17:30 No.787553

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)14:17:30 No.787553

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>>787552
Ayo hol up nigga. You want to cast Lightning. Underwater.

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)14:19:24 No.787558

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)14:19:24 No.787558

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>787553
The holy powers within the car shall protect you!

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4)
11/04/16(Fri)14:19:32 No.787560

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4) 11/04/16(Fri)14:19:32 No.787560

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>787553
Our faith will surely protect us from God's Electric Wrath.

Anonymous (ID: Qpnt9m02)
11/04/16(Fri)14:19:32 No.787561

Anonymous (ID: Qpnt9m02) 11/04/16(Fri)14:19:32 No.787561

Rolled 62 (1d100)

Just keep driving and flast this Dickass Theif a thumbs up

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)14:22:23 No.787567

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)14:22:23 No.787567

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>>787558
"sounds like a terribad idea"

It does sound like a bad idea, retarded even. But being underwater is messing with your Orcish constitution and making you light-headed and unable to think straight to resist such retardation.

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW)
11/04/16(Fri)14:23:19 No.787569

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW) 11/04/16(Fri)14:23:19 No.787569

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>787567
don't do it, race to the finish line

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4)
11/04/16(Fri)14:23:40 No.787570

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4) 11/04/16(Fri)14:23:40 No.787570

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>787567
Well, let's cast Divine Light (I assume a protection spell?) first before for extra holy protection THEN cast lightning

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)14:26:15 No.787579

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)14:26:15 No.787579

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>>787570
See, now that's better. Thinking things through, that's good. Rise above your savage orcish ancestry.

Anyway you protected yourself with Divine Light and zapped the surrounding area with Holy Lightning, giving audiences back home a light show.

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW)
11/04/16(Fri)14:27:01 No.787584

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW) 11/04/16(Fri)14:27:01 No.787584

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>787579
oooooooh aaaaaaaaaa

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4)
11/04/16(Fri)14:27:35 No.787589

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4) 11/04/16(Fri)14:27:35 No.787589

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>787579
Switch to Audience POV

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)14:29:19 No.787597

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)14:29:19 No.787597

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>787579
Now let's see the REPLAY CAMERA

Anonymous (ID: KRPn5YEA)
11/04/16(Fri)14:30:04 No.787598

Anonymous (ID: KRPn5YEA) 11/04/16(Fri)14:30:04 No.787598

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>787579
REEEEEE-PLAY

Anonymous (ID: xSxoNvrz)
11/04/16(Fri)14:30:10 No.787599

Anonymous (ID: xSxoNvrz) 11/04/16(Fri)14:30:10 No.787599

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>787579
Lets see that in GIF format for the folks at home.

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)14:31:50 No.787605

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)14:31:50 No.787605

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>>787589
"This is gay, when are we gonna watch anime"

"Anime is gay as fuck, Simon"

"YOU TAKE THAT BACK"

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4)
11/04/16(Fri)14:32:37 No.787606

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4) 11/04/16(Fri)14:32:37 No.787606

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>787605
Now zip towards the finish line!

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW)
11/04/16(Fri)14:33:11 No.787607

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW) 11/04/16(Fri)14:33:11 No.787607

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>787606
>>787605
dis

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)14:33:59 No.787611

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)14:33:59 No.787611

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>787605
>>787606
>>787607
dat

Anonymous (ID: KRPn5YEA)
11/04/16(Fri)14:34:36 No.787613

Anonymous (ID: KRPn5YEA) 11/04/16(Fri)14:34:36 No.787613

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>787606
>>787605
Also check for an aura of unremarkableness

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)14:38:55 No.787629

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)14:38:55 No.787629

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>>787606
Following the pace notes, you turn left in the direction of the "Sharks" sign and drove

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW)
11/04/16(Fri)14:40:29 No.787637

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW) 11/04/16(Fri)14:40:29 No.787637

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>787629
do a wheelie

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr)
11/04/16(Fri)14:41:18 No.787640

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr) 11/04/16(Fri)14:41:18 No.787640

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>787629
Seek Holy Guidance/Directions

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)14:42:26 No.787643

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)14:42:26 No.787643

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>787629
Check your mirrors

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)14:43:32 No.787646

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)14:43:32 No.787646

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>>787637
You do a wheelie.

Which then made you crash into a shark who was also doing a wheelie using his sweet Shark Hydraulics.

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW)
11/04/16(Fri)14:44:37 No.787648

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW) 11/04/16(Fri)14:44:37 No.787648

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>787646
I thought we were going the right way...

Anonymous (ID: xSxoNvrz)
11/04/16(Fri)14:44:55 No.787649

Anonymous (ID: xSxoNvrz) 11/04/16(Fri)14:44:55 No.787649

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>787646
use the momentum to travel through the finishline

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4)
11/04/16(Fri)14:44:59 No.787651

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4) 11/04/16(Fri)14:44:59 No.787651

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>787646
GET BACK ON THAT CAR! AND DRIVE NIGGA

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)14:47:17 No.787653

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)14:47:17 No.787653

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>787646
We flew out of the car! Good thing both of us got Grappling Hooks!

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)14:49:57 No.787658

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)14:49:57 No.787658

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>>787649
What finish line? You're nowhere near it! As the Dickass Thief has secretly swapped everybody's pace notes before the race! A fact that causes him to laugh to himself as he's being carried away on a stretcher thanks to your zapping. Unfortunately for him, and you, you were the only one who bothered to read the pace notes.

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv)
11/04/16(Fri)14:51:08 No.787660

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv) 11/04/16(Fri)14:51:08 No.787660

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>787658
Mufugga!
GOD, LEAD US ONTO THE RIGHT PATH!
TO VICTORY!

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr)
11/04/16(Fri)14:52:35 No.787669

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr) 11/04/16(Fri)14:52:35 No.787669

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>787658
Seek Holy Guidance

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)14:53:06 No.787671

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)14:53:06 No.787671

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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>787658
>>787660
V8! V8! V8!

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)14:53:46 No.787676

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)14:53:46 No.787676

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>>787660
God sez:

"Well, you know. Just go back the way you came then head for the other direction"

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv)
11/04/16(Fri)14:56:56 No.787691

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv) 11/04/16(Fri)14:56:56 No.787691

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>787676
Yeah, but you could help us or something mayne.
C'mon.
We winnin' in your name, yaknow.

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)14:57:14 No.787694

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)14:57:14 No.787694

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>787676
Holy Wings!

Anonymous (ID: yy/BqZd/)
11/04/16(Fri)14:58:39 No.787700

Anonymous (ID: yy/BqZd/) 11/04/16(Fri)14:58:39 No.787700

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>787676
C'moooooooooon god, can't you just put the finish line on the sharks part of the course instead?

We just hit a shark with a car for you, it's a give and take ya know?

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)15:01:10 No.787704

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)15:01:10 No.787704

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>>787691
"I can't help you much, my son. You are in a space far outside my domain. But I can at least channel my power into your vehicle to give you an emergency boost, now quickly, go."

Racing Saitama (ID: 0D9j4U3c)
11/04/16(Fri)15:01:52 No.787708

Racing Saitama (ID: 0D9j4U3c) 11/04/16(Fri)15:01:52 No.787708

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>787704
Take a shortcut!

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv)
11/04/16(Fri)15:02:17 No.787710

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv) 11/04/16(Fri)15:02:17 No.787710

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>787704
Ayo thanks senpai.
NOW LET US WIN IN THE NAME OF GOD
DEUS VULT

Anonymous (ID: yy/BqZd/)
11/04/16(Fri)15:02:58 No.787712

Anonymous (ID: yy/BqZd/) 11/04/16(Fri)15:02:58 No.787712

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>787704
DEUS VULT

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr)
11/04/16(Fri)15:03:05 No.787713

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr) 11/04/16(Fri)15:03:05 No.787713

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>787704
Do what he said and step on the ~~GAS GAS GAS~~

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)15:06:08 No.787721

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)15:06:08 No.787721

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>>787710
Vroom

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg)
11/04/16(Fri)15:07:28 No.787725

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg) 11/04/16(Fri)15:07:28 No.787725

>>787721
Purge shark with grenade

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv)
11/04/16(Fri)15:07:58 No.787726

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv) 11/04/16(Fri)15:07:58 No.787726

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>787721
VROOM VROOM.
We need more speed!
Divine wings, GO!

Anonymous (ID: fzFfKOy1)
11/04/16(Fri)15:08:01 No.787727

Anonymous (ID: fzFfKOy1) 11/04/16(Fri)15:08:01 No.787727

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>787721
Teach the Shark the glories of god

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)15:08:06 No.787729

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)15:08:06 No.787729

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>787721
Continue at 10/10 pace

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg)
11/04/16(Fri)15:08:35 No.787732

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg) 11/04/16(Fri)15:08:35 No.787732

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>787725
>>787721

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)15:11:11 No.787738

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)15:11:11 No.787738

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>787721
>>787726
DAGUMI ZONE GO!

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)15:11:43 No.787741

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)15:11:43 No.787741

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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>787726
NOw roll 2d100 to see if you make it back before anybody crossed the finish line

Anonymous (ID: yy/BqZd/)
11/04/16(Fri)15:12:39 No.787742

Anonymous (ID: yy/BqZd/) 11/04/16(Fri)15:12:39 No.787742

Rolled 77, 96 = 173 (2d100)

>>787741
God says it's my turn to win

Anonymous (ID: fzFfKOy1)
11/04/16(Fri)15:13:06 No.787745

Anonymous (ID: fzFfKOy1) 11/04/16(Fri)15:13:06 No.787745

Rolled 77, 18 = 95 (2d100)

>>787741

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg)
11/04/16(Fri)15:15:08 No.787750

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg) 11/04/16(Fri)15:15:08 No.787750

>>787742
Muh nigga

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv)
11/04/16(Fri)15:17:14 No.787754

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv) 11/04/16(Fri)15:17:14 No.787754

>>787742
I love you, nigga

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)15:18:27 No.787762

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)15:18:27 No.787762

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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>787742
Good, you made it back in time, nobody has crossed the finish line and you're in the top 3. Now you must get past 2 other dudes to win this one.
First guy is Super Robot Pilot, who you attacked just before. So now he tries to attackback before you could.

Roll 2d100 and give an action to deal with him

Anonymous (ID: yuKfFOQB)
11/04/16(Fri)15:19:21 No.787768

Anonymous (ID: yuKfFOQB) 11/04/16(Fri)15:19:21 No.787768

Rolled 96, 98 = 194 (2d100)

>>787762
Make him have an existential crisis.

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv)
11/04/16(Fri)15:19:49 No.787770

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv) 11/04/16(Fri)15:19:49 No.787770

Rolled 54, 97 = 151 (2d100)

>>787762
DIVINUH SHIELDUH!

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg)
11/04/16(Fri)15:20:00 No.787773

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg) 11/04/16(Fri)15:20:00 No.787773

Rolled 49, 48 = 97 (2d100)

>>787762
Quick question

You forgot the tusks on the car for like... 5 panels... da fuq

Turn:
Use tusks as missiles to justify OPs laziness

Anonymous (ID: yy/BqZd/)
11/04/16(Fri)15:20:07 No.787774

Anonymous (ID: yy/BqZd/) 11/04/16(Fri)15:20:07 No.787774

>>787768
I think you broke him.

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)15:20:43 No.787777

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)15:20:43 No.787777

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>787762
>>787768
"YOU WILL NEVER BE A REAL BOY!"

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)15:22:15 No.787780

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)15:22:15 No.787780

>>787777
Quads must be accounted for, right?

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)15:23:12 No.787785

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)15:23:12 No.787785

>>787773
They're, uh, retractable, yeah.

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)15:25:42 No.787792

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)15:25:42 No.787792

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>>787768
You yelled at him, telling him that he's one of the least succesful protags and will never be a real hero. This caused him to stop his attack and fall into depression.

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg)
11/04/16(Fri)15:25:57 No.787793

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg) 11/04/16(Fri)15:25:57 No.787793

>>787785
Riiiight

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv)
11/04/16(Fri)15:26:48 No.787794

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv) 11/04/16(Fri)15:26:48 No.787794

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>787792
SECRET TURBO BOOST!
~~it's in the chastity belt~~

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)15:28:51 No.787799

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)15:28:51 No.787799

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>787794
Holy Water Spray Afterburner, engage!

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)15:30:15 No.787802

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)15:30:15 No.787802

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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>787794
But can it overcome Dick Laserfists Time Warp - where he opens up a portal to warp himself to the time at the finish line?

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4)
11/04/16(Fri)15:31:12 No.787805

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4) 11/04/16(Fri)15:31:12 No.787805

Rolled 53, 73 = 126 (2d100)

>>787802
yeah it does

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW)
11/04/16(Fri)15:31:39 No.787810

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW) 11/04/16(Fri)15:31:39 No.787810

Rolled 54, 14 = 68 (2d100)

>>787802
yes?

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)15:31:43 No.787812

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)15:31:43 No.787812

Rolled 95, 54 = 149 (2d100)

>>787802
Sure does

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)15:34:48 No.787823

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)15:34:48 No.787823

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>>787812
"Oh hey look, the paladin team won this round, whoop de doo. Can we watch anime now?"

"Your animes is full of gay shit, Simon. Fuck no"

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)15:37:39 No.787830

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)15:37:39 No.787830

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>787823
When and where's the next race?

Anonymous (ID: xSxoNvrz)
11/04/16(Fri)15:38:15 No.787832

Anonymous (ID: xSxoNvrz) 11/04/16(Fri)15:38:15 No.787832

>>787823
cue anime wining montage.

Anonymous (ID: xSxoNvrz)
11/04/16(Fri)15:39:17 No.787834

Anonymous (ID: xSxoNvrz) 11/04/16(Fri)15:39:17 No.787834

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>787832

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)15:41:56 No.787840

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)15:41:56 No.787840

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>>787830
"TUNE IN NEXT TIME WHEN OUR CONSTESTANTS WILL BRAVE THE DESERT WASTELAND TO FIND OUT WHO'S THE BEST."

"Oh good, we got like 2 days until the next one. If your pleb ass can't handle the deep, partrician taste that is glorious japanese anime, maybe you'll watch some wrestling"

"Fuck no, that shit's also hella gay. Buncha half naked sweaty dudes all hugging eachother all the time"

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg)
11/04/16(Fri)15:42:48 No.787842

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg) 11/04/16(Fri)15:42:48 No.787842

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>787840
Speaking of which. Muchaaaaaaaaa Lucha is the newest racer

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)15:45:42 No.787848

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)15:45:42 No.787848

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>787840
Time to refit the car! Let's see the modification options!

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)15:47:01 No.787852

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)15:47:01 No.787852

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>>787842
"Sadly no, He'll have to stay in the non-canon pile"

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv)
11/04/16(Fri)15:49:12 No.787857

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv) 11/04/16(Fri)15:49:12 No.787857

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>787852
That's just a mannequin!
The real Mucha Lucha has already infiltrated the contest through incredibly sly disguises.

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4)
11/04/16(Fri)15:49:23 No.787858

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4) 11/04/16(Fri)15:49:23 No.787858

Rolled 43, 96 = 139 (2d100)

>>787852
So, who won 2nd and 3rd?

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr)
11/04/16(Fri)15:49:34 No.787859

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr) 11/04/16(Fri)15:49:34 No.787859

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>787852
So who is the new temporary racer then to replace the currently electroshocked Dickass Thief

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)15:49:41 No.787860

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)15:49:41 No.787860

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>787852
For the next race, install a hard-top and air conditioning

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)15:55:22 No.787883

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)15:55:22 No.787883

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>>787859
"I dunno, some skeleton and a girl"

"Who the hell are you people"

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr)
11/04/16(Fri)15:56:06 No.787885

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr) 11/04/16(Fri)15:56:06 No.787885

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>787883
Welcome to some kind of special hell where we're forced to race each other.

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg)
11/04/16(Fri)15:59:07 No.787901

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg) 11/04/16(Fri)15:59:07 No.787901

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>787883
The players are bonered into playing as Lolisniffer for one round

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)16:00:01 No.787902

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)16:00:01 No.787902

>>787885
>where we're forced to race each other
For someone's amusement, no less!

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)16:00:41 No.787906

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)16:00:41 No.787906

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>>787885
"I'm already in hell with my existence"

"That's just your edgy teenage angsty phase, it'll pass"

"But what if it doesn't, Lolisniffer, but what if it doesn't?"

"Then I guess we're boned"

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg)
11/04/16(Fri)16:01:33 No.787909

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg) 11/04/16(Fri)16:01:33 No.787909

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>787906
Canon calls him a wuss

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW)
11/04/16(Fri)16:02:04 No.787915

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW) 11/04/16(Fri)16:02:04 No.787915

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>787906
I get it

Anonymous (ID: xSxoNvrz)
11/04/16(Fri)16:03:46 No.787923

Anonymous (ID: xSxoNvrz) 11/04/16(Fri)16:03:46 No.787923

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>787906
Wait a sec, lolisniffer is undead right? Dont we have a power boost against the undead?

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr)
11/04/16(Fri)16:04:56 No.787930

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr) 11/04/16(Fri)16:04:56 No.787930

>>787923
Nigga you don't understand this lolisniffer is after Villain, Z Quest, and L Quest alongside Teenage Jojo.
We couldn't scratch him if we tried.

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)16:05:35 No.787935

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)16:05:35 No.787935

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>>787909
"Why would I do that?" asked Canon the Barbarian, who came from a barbarian tribe with no relation to the Civ Thing barbarian tribe. He actually looks down upon them and there culture and considers them to be retards.

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)16:06:20 No.787940

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)16:06:20 No.787940

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>787930
Whatever, he doesn't even have a car!

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4)
11/04/16(Fri)16:06:57 No.787943

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4) 11/04/16(Fri)16:06:57 No.787943

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>787935
Is it because of the gay sex?

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr)
11/04/16(Fri)16:07:09 No.787945

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr) 11/04/16(Fri)16:07:09 No.787945

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>787935
Open up the car upgrade screen.

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)16:08:05 No.787947

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)16:08:05 No.787947

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>787945
>>787935
dis

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)16:10:09 No.787956

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)16:10:09 No.787956

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>>787945
For being the last winner, you get 1 free upgrade

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4)
11/04/16(Fri)16:10:53 No.787957

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4) 11/04/16(Fri)16:10:53 No.787957

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>787956
Double Wings!

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)16:11:15 No.787958

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)16:11:15 No.787958

>>787943
That and the rocks. And the gay sex involving rocks.

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)16:13:06 No.787962

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)16:13:06 No.787962

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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>787956
More armor, meaning a closed top to keep your heads cool and making you look cool

Anonymous (ID: xSxoNvrz)
11/04/16(Fri)16:13:19 No.787963

Anonymous (ID: xSxoNvrz) 11/04/16(Fri)16:13:19 No.787963

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>787956
gimme dat blade

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)16:13:21 No.787964

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)16:13:21 No.787964

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>>787957
Ya sure?

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)16:14:14 No.787966

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)16:14:14 No.787966

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>787964
Secret Box

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)16:15:36 No.787969

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)16:15:36 No.787969

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>>787966
There's no secret box, or mystery box. Ask about it when it's literally not there one more time and you get nothing.

Anonymous (ID: yy/BqZd/)
11/04/16(Fri)16:16:29 No.787972

Anonymous (ID: yy/BqZd/) 11/04/16(Fri)16:16:29 No.787972

>>787969
Wait, why does double wings have a RROD?

That's bad, I don't want our car to brick.

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr)
11/04/16(Fri)16:16:38 No.787973

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr) 11/04/16(Fri)16:16:38 No.787973

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>787969
Double Wings
Lock In

Anonymous (ID: xSxoNvrz)
11/04/16(Fri)16:17:22 No.787980

Anonymous (ID: xSxoNvrz) 11/04/16(Fri)16:17:22 No.787980

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>787969
more armor

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)16:18:33 No.787985

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)16:18:33 No.787985

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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>787969
Double Wings add speed, I presume?

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)16:21:42 No.787998

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)16:21:42 No.787998

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>>787973
And so you installed another pair of wings into your car. Obviously this means you'd go faster and fly higher

Anonymous (ID: wLI6C2xn)
11/04/16(Fri)16:22:12 No.788004

Anonymous (ID: wLI6C2xn) 11/04/16(Fri)16:22:12 No.788004

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>787998
Add the A/C too

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)16:23:39 No.788011

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)16:23:39 No.788011

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>787998
>>788004
Yep, gotta keep cool innadesert

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)16:24:54 No.788014

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)16:24:54 No.788014

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>>788004

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27)
11/04/16(Fri)16:27:21 No.788027

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27) 11/04/16(Fri)16:27:21 No.788027

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>788014
Time to race!

Captcha fucked me 4 times

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)16:27:36 No.788029

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)16:27:36 No.788029

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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>788014
A roof and windshield would be nice too

~~This is totally our car~~

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)16:33:01 No.788051

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)16:33:01 No.788051

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>>788027
Well I hope it at least bought you dinner first

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27)
11/04/16(Fri)16:34:22 No.788053

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27) 11/04/16(Fri)16:34:22 No.788053

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>788051
It bought me McDonalds... which is what our car looks like. The Almighty repaints it more holy colors

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)16:37:01 No.788068

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)16:37:01 No.788068

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>>788053
Ding

Anonymous (ID: wLI6C2xn)
11/04/16(Fri)16:37:17 No.788069

Anonymous (ID: wLI6C2xn) 11/04/16(Fri)16:37:17 No.788069

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>788051
Find resolve and fight your attacket anon!

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)16:37:38 No.788070

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)16:37:38 No.788070

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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>788068
A more holy color, indeed

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27)
11/04/16(Fri)16:37:54 No.788071

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27) 11/04/16(Fri)16:37:54 No.788071

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>788068
Start the race before Anons start to bail!

Anonymous (ID: wLI6C2xn)
11/04/16(Fri)16:38:50 No.788073

Anonymous (ID: wLI6C2xn) 11/04/16(Fri)16:38:50 No.788073

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>788068
Start the engines!

Anonymous (ID: yuKfFOQB)
11/04/16(Fri)16:38:53 No.788074

Anonymous (ID: yuKfFOQB) 11/04/16(Fri)16:38:53 No.788074

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>788068
Slap a MOPAR sticker on the side. It'll make it go faster.

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)16:40:05 No.788078

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)16:40:05 No.788078

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>788074
Mo' Pahr!

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)16:41:17 No.788088

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)16:41:17 No.788088

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>>788070
"Yes, and you know what we should do now? Keep an eye out for the other racers in the prep stage. Wouldn't want something like the last pace note incident happening again"

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E)
11/04/16(Fri)16:42:17 No.788091

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E) 11/04/16(Fri)16:42:17 No.788091

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>788088
Check what car Lolisniffer and Jojo are using

Anonymous (ID: xSxoNvrz)
11/04/16(Fri)16:42:53 No.788094

Anonymous (ID: xSxoNvrz) 11/04/16(Fri)16:42:53 No.788094

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>788088
use holy demonic powers to protect our plans and car.

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)16:45:12 No.788100

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)16:45:12 No.788100

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>788088
"Well, I already had a look at the notes, it says we actually have to take down a road train. The first team to do that wins. Why is that called a race, I have no idea."

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)16:45:51 No.788103

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)16:45:51 No.788103

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>>788094
"Good idea."

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27)
11/04/16(Fri)16:47:37 No.788106

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27) 11/04/16(Fri)16:47:37 No.788106

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>788103
Can you still curse? Curse Time guys' warping powers.

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)16:49:23 No.788107

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)16:49:23 No.788107

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>>788106
"No cursing.....But putting a holy seal on something, that's another matter"

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)16:50:39 No.788110

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)16:50:39 No.788110

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>788107
ok do dat den

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27)
11/04/16(Fri)16:52:17 No.788113

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27) 11/04/16(Fri)16:52:17 No.788113

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>788107
Do it!

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)16:52:30 No.788114

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)16:52:30 No.788114

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>>788110
"Already did"

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)16:53:41 No.788116

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)16:53:41 No.788116

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>788114
Roll out to the starting line

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27)
11/04/16(Fri)16:59:07 No.788133

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27) 11/04/16(Fri)16:59:07 No.788133

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>788114
You are a real bro, Daemon. Lets win!

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)17:00:58 No.788140

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)17:00:58 No.788140

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>>788116
And so everyon does their last minute checkup. Super Robot Pilot checks if his transforming mechanisms are okay. Wesson Smith makes sure his sandworm is properly fed, the barbarian checks if his horns are sturdy. Lolisniffer applies sunscreen on Jojo...

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)17:03:31 No.788146

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)17:03:31 No.788146

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>788140
Say your prayers.

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)17:06:47 No.788156

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)17:06:47 No.788156

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>>788146

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27)
11/04/16(Fri)17:07:12 No.788160

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27) 11/04/16(Fri)17:07:12 No.788160

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>788146
>>788140

Anonymous (ID: xb1V6CPy)
11/04/16(Fri)17:07:47 No.788163

Anonymous (ID: xb1V6CPy) 11/04/16(Fri)17:07:47 No.788163

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>788156

Since its a desert race lets get some goggles for our eyes!

Anonymous (ID: wLI6C2xn)
11/04/16(Fri)17:07:57 No.788166

Anonymous (ID: wLI6C2xn) 11/04/16(Fri)17:07:57 No.788166

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>788156
See the rest of you jerks at the finish line

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27)
11/04/16(Fri)17:08:38 No.788171

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27) 11/04/16(Fri)17:08:38 No.788171

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>788156
Is Jojo gonna ride Lolisniffer?

Thats illegal mayne

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4)
11/04/16(Fri)17:09:04 No.788173

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4) 11/04/16(Fri)17:09:04 No.788173

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>788156
Now do a Wacky Races Intro Sequence for EVERY racer

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)17:14:11 No.788201

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)17:14:11 No.788201

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>>788166
Speaking of the finish line. Todays course will see the racers passing through the dangerous post apppocalyptic wasteland. First, outrunning a runaway train, then go through a raider camp, evade necrobots and finally reach the finish line

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E)
11/04/16(Fri)17:14:59 No.788206

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E) 11/04/16(Fri)17:14:59 No.788206

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>788201
REV YOUR ENGINES

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27)
11/04/16(Fri)17:15:22 No.788212

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27) 11/04/16(Fri)17:15:22 No.788212

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>788201
Das ez.

Lets win.

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)17:16:38 No.788218

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)17:16:38 No.788218

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>788201
We have RESOLVE. And aircon.

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)17:19:23 No.788226

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)17:19:23 No.788226

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>>788212
"Don't underestimate any of them, brother. Overconfidence rarely ever helps. And remember that we're competing to find out what kind of heretic runs this show"

Anonymous (ID: yuKfFOQB)
11/04/16(Fri)17:20:34 No.788228

Anonymous (ID: yuKfFOQB) 11/04/16(Fri)17:20:34 No.788228

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>788226
Letsdoit.png

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr)
11/04/16(Fri)17:20:35 No.788229

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr) 11/04/16(Fri)17:20:35 No.788229

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>788226
Oh yeah this gonna be good.
~~How the hell is Lolisniffer&Jojo gonna race~~

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27)
11/04/16(Fri)17:20:57 No.788233

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27) 11/04/16(Fri)17:20:57 No.788233

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>788226
I lost my head. You are right. I'll focus on the road and obstacles. I leave the racers to you.

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)17:26:58 No.788250

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)17:26:58 No.788250

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>>788228
AND SO THE RACE IS ON!....Except for the Jojo and Lolisniffer team. Since it's a hot day in the wasteland, Jojo won't participate until Lolisniffer gets her some refreshments.

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4)
11/04/16(Fri)17:30:41 No.788264

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4) 11/04/16(Fri)17:30:41 No.788264

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>788250
how we doing? What position we in?

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27)
11/04/16(Fri)17:31:00 No.788267

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27) 11/04/16(Fri)17:31:00 No.788267

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>788250
Race to the track. If the train comes or not, fly over the tracks for saftey

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)17:37:11 No.788282

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)17:37:11 No.788282

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>>788264
Currently third, a respectable start. You're behind the Time Toaster and the Bonemobile.

Arriving at the tracks soon. If you manage to pass it before the train does, you'll save loads of time. Plus it'd slow down the other racers.

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)17:37:18 No.788283

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)17:37:18 No.788283

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>788250
Get the Wings ready for the train evasion maneuvers.

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4)
11/04/16(Fri)17:38:12 No.788288

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4) 11/04/16(Fri)17:38:12 No.788288

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>788282
>>788283
look for a speed pad too, there's always one in segments like these to help you avoid the obstacles

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)17:38:21 No.788289

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)17:38:21 No.788289

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>788283
>>788282
And full speed, ofc

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)17:43:29 No.788305

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)17:43:29 No.788305

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Rolled 50 (1d130)

>>788288
Holy wings, speed pads and a train.

Roll 2d100

You get a +15 bonus thanks to double pair of wings

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4)
11/04/16(Fri)17:44:44 No.788310

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4) 11/04/16(Fri)17:44:44 No.788310

Rolled 70, 46 = 116 (2d100)

>>788305

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)17:46:18 No.788316

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)17:46:18 No.788316

Rolled 95, 33 = 128 (2d100)

>>788305

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27)
11/04/16(Fri)17:46:50 No.788321

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27) 11/04/16(Fri)17:46:50 No.788321

Rolled 5, 48 = 53 (2d100)

>>788310
Woo!
>>788316
Why!?

Anonymous (ID: ECsU39hL)
11/04/16(Fri)17:46:52 No.788322

Anonymous (ID: ECsU39hL) 11/04/16(Fri)17:46:52 No.788322

Rolled 52, 32 = 84 (2d100)

>>788305
MULTI TRACK DRIFTING

Anonymous (ID: ECsU39hL)
11/04/16(Fri)17:48:39 No.788335

Anonymous (ID: ECsU39hL) 11/04/16(Fri)17:48:39 No.788335

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>>788316

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)17:49:52 No.788343

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)17:49:52 No.788343

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>>788310
You managed to fly over the tracks just in time. You now have the lead while the other racers will have to figure out a pay to get past the train

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27)
11/04/16(Fri)17:51:46 No.788349

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27) 11/04/16(Fri)17:51:46 No.788349

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>788343
Use your excellent driving skills while daemon paladin readies for raiders

Anonymous (ID: xb1V6CPy)
11/04/16(Fri)17:51:48 No.788350

Anonymous (ID: xb1V6CPy) 11/04/16(Fri)17:51:48 No.788350

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>788343
Don't get to penisy, there are still more dangers ahead!

Anonymous (ID: ECsU39hL)
11/04/16(Fri)17:51:49 No.788351

Anonymous (ID: ECsU39hL) 11/04/16(Fri)17:51:49 No.788351

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>788343
Oh, Ok.
Go Fast.

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)17:53:16 No.788357

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)17:53:16 No.788357

>>788343
Sure hope the raiders won't give chase.

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)17:57:11 No.788376

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)17:57:11 No.788376

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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>788350
And then you reach the raider camp.

"HEADS UP, BOYS! WE GOT SOME FRESH MEAT COMIN' IN" yelled the raiders as they alert themselves of your presence.

roll 2d100 to resist raider traps

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4)
11/04/16(Fri)17:58:03 No.788379

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4) 11/04/16(Fri)17:58:03 No.788379

Rolled 28, 57 = 85 (2d100)

>>788376

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)17:58:18 No.788381

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)17:58:18 No.788381

Rolled 78, 85 = 163 (2d100)

>>788376
PERCEPTION!

Anonymous (ID: xb1V6CPy)
11/04/16(Fri)17:59:04 No.788388

Anonymous (ID: xb1V6CPy) 11/04/16(Fri)17:59:04 No.788388

Rolled 40, 26 = 66 (2d100)

>>788376
As your dive by throw out pamphlets telling them to convert their heretical ways!

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)18:02:06 No.788403

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)18:02:06 No.788403

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>>788381
You managed to notice the trap and evade in time.

"GET 'EM!" yelled the raiders as they begin to shoot at you

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E)
11/04/16(Fri)18:04:25 No.788416

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E) 11/04/16(Fri)18:04:25 No.788416

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>788403
HOLY SHIELD UP

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27)
11/04/16(Fri)18:05:21 No.788421

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27) 11/04/16(Fri)18:05:21 No.788421

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>788403
Shield up and cast FIST

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)18:06:24 No.788428

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)18:06:24 No.788428

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>788403
Grab the T-shirt cannon. Y'know, the one they gave you when you set off on your piligrimage. Spread your faith with novelty tees!

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)18:07:03 No.788430

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)18:07:03 No.788430

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>>788421
Shielded.

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW)
11/04/16(Fri)18:08:05 No.788436

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW) 11/04/16(Fri)18:08:05 No.788436

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>788430
give them a good holy fisting

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)18:08:05 No.788437

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)18:08:05 No.788437

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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>788430
Now roll 2d100

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW)
11/04/16(Fri)18:08:39 No.788441

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW) 11/04/16(Fri)18:08:39 No.788441

Rolled 50, 15 = 65 (2d100)

>>788437

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr)
11/04/16(Fri)18:09:29 No.788443

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr) 11/04/16(Fri)18:09:29 No.788443

Rolled 87, 30 = 117 (2d100)

>>788437

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)18:10:32 No.788453

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)18:10:32 No.788453

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Rolled 33, 50 = 83 (2d100)

>>788437
>>788436

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27)
11/04/16(Fri)18:11:17 No.788457

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27) 11/04/16(Fri)18:11:17 No.788457

Rolled 48, 57 = 105 (2d100)

>>788437

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4)
11/04/16(Fri)18:11:59 No.788462

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4) 11/04/16(Fri)18:11:59 No.788462

Rolled 94, 19 = 113 (2d100)

>>788437
eh prob won't count

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)18:14:39 No.788479

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)18:14:39 No.788479

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>>788443
Ya missed. In retaliation the raiders fired off a rocket at your car, dealing minor damage. But what's important is that the blast halted your advance.

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr)
11/04/16(Fri)18:15:30 No.788485

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr) 11/04/16(Fri)18:15:30 No.788485

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>788479
Cast heal and keep the shield up

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)18:15:56 No.788487

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)18:15:56 No.788487

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>788479
No matter. Time for SPEEDY SPEED BOY

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4)
11/04/16(Fri)18:16:57 No.788490

Anonymous (ID: CjcgmwS4) 11/04/16(Fri)18:16:57 No.788490

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>788479
Get angry! Fuel our car with our divine wrath!

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)18:19:31 No.788502

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)18:19:31 No.788502

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>>788485
"You okay down there?"

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E)
11/04/16(Fri)18:21:23 No.788509

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E) 11/04/16(Fri)18:21:23 No.788509

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>788502
HAVE JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW)
11/04/16(Fri)18:22:54 No.788513

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW) 11/04/16(Fri)18:22:54 No.788513

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>788502
warp 5 mister sulu

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)18:25:44 No.788524

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)18:25:44 No.788524

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>>788509
"Sweet, free wheel"

Ah great now you can't control your car

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)18:25:48 No.788525

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)18:25:48 No.788525

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>788502
Let's put on the "Inspire Courage Mixtape Vol. 23"

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E)
11/04/16(Fri)18:26:48 No.788530

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E) 11/04/16(Fri)18:26:48 No.788530

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>788524
we don't need to control the car, just step on the pedal and keep going straight

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)18:30:56 No.788548

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)18:30:56 No.788548

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>>788530
Yes, of course. Just go straight in a trap-filled ambush ground. Surely nothing bad could happ-oh wait you got caught in a trap

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E)
11/04/16(Fri)18:31:49 No.788552

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E) 11/04/16(Fri)18:31:49 No.788552

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>788548
JESUS GIVE US THE WHEEL

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27)
11/04/16(Fri)18:32:18 No.788555

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27) 11/04/16(Fri)18:32:18 No.788555

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>788548
One Puncg Bugman saves the day!

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)18:33:11 No.788559

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)18:33:11 No.788559

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>788548
>you got caught in a trap
And so did the other competitors!

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)18:37:00 No.788582

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)18:37:00 No.788582

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>>788552
Jesus gave back the wheel, but now your car is stuck and Orc Cleric is knocked out temporarily. So now you control Daemon Paladin against the raiders

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E)
11/04/16(Fri)18:37:58 No.788586

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E) 11/04/16(Fri)18:37:58 No.788586

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>788582
HEADBUTT THEM WITH YOUR SPIKED HELMET

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)18:41:03 No.788595

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)18:41:03 No.788595

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>>788586

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)18:42:05 No.788600

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)18:42:05 No.788600

Rolled 35, 51 = 86 (2d100)

>>788595
Look out! Behi~

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E)
11/04/16(Fri)18:42:08 No.788601

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E) 11/04/16(Fri)18:42:08 No.788601

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>788595
NOW SUPLEX THE IMPALED BODY ONTO THE SWORD GUY

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)18:46:35 No.788624

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)18:46:35 No.788624

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>>788601

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E)
11/04/16(Fri)18:47:03 No.788626

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E) 11/04/16(Fri)18:47:03 No.788626

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>788624
GET MAD

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/04/16(Fri)18:47:31 No.788628

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/04/16(Fri)18:47:31 No.788628

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>788624
Get the wheel and continue driving

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27)
11/04/16(Fri)18:48:22 No.788632

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27) 11/04/16(Fri)18:48:22 No.788632

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>788624
Hey look. Jesus fixed our car and healed Orc Cleric!

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)18:51:10 No.788642

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)18:51:10 No.788642

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>>788626

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E)
11/04/16(Fri)18:52:13 No.788648

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E) 11/04/16(Fri)18:52:13 No.788648

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>788642
GET BACK TO DRIVING
DRIVE WITH RAGE AND TAKE OUT THE OTHER RACERS

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27)
11/04/16(Fri)18:53:55 No.788659

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27) 11/04/16(Fri)18:53:55 No.788659

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>788642
>>788632

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)18:56:45 No.788677

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)18:56:45 No.788677

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>>788648
Well if you're gonna do it, better do it fast, as one just passed you. Wesson, Smith - the man with a gun for a face used his sandworms affinity for the desert to quickly burrow his way past the raider camp and towards victory

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E)
11/04/16(Fri)18:58:14 No.788683

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E) 11/04/16(Fri)18:58:14 No.788683

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>788677
CRUSH THAT PUNY WORM WITH A HOLY FIST

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27)
11/04/16(Fri)18:59:27 No.788692

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27) 11/04/16(Fri)18:59:27 No.788692

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>788677
HOLY UPPERCUT!

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)19:01:54 No.788713

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)19:01:54 No.788713

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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>788683
Roll 2d100

The Maw gets a +10 sand bonus

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E)
11/04/16(Fri)19:03:04 No.788720

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E) 11/04/16(Fri)19:03:04 No.788720

Rolled 77, 23 = 100 (2d100)

>>788713
ALMIGHTY PROTECT US

Anonymous (ID: ECsU39hL)
11/04/16(Fri)19:04:36 No.788732

Anonymous (ID: ECsU39hL) 11/04/16(Fri)19:04:36 No.788732

Rolled 36, 32 = 68 (2d100)

>>788713
RULES OF NATURE

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr)
11/04/16(Fri)19:05:27 No.788737

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr) 11/04/16(Fri)19:05:27 No.788737

Rolled 61, 42 = 103 (2d100)

>>788713

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)19:09:26 No.788771

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)19:09:26 No.788771

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>>788720
Unfortunately for you, Wesson Smith was a quickshot.

Wow, this hurts more than you expected. Guess that what happens when some medieval dude gets hit with a weapon from the future

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)19:13:24 No.788796

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With this sudden thread deadness, I'm gonna assume this is a good point to put things on hold. At least it went much better than the first time. Will continue later/

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27)
11/04/16(Fri)19:17:44 No.788817

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27) 11/04/16(Fri)19:17:44 No.788817

>>788796
Later, NaP

Anonymous (ID: ECsU39hL)
11/04/16(Fri)19:18:57 No.788827

Anonymous (ID: ECsU39hL) 11/04/16(Fri)19:18:57 No.788827

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>>788796

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU)
11/04/16(Fri)23:23:16 No.790499

Anonymous (ID: HQpSUgpU) 11/04/16(Fri)23:23:16 No.790499

>>788827
Good thing I'm taking the stairs then

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg)
11/05/16(Sat)08:18:42 No.791960

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg) 11/05/16(Sat)08:18:42 No.791960

>>790499
I M RD

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4)
11/05/16(Sat)08:25:06 No.791967

Anonymous (ID: mF4Wnme4) 11/05/16(Sat)08:25:06 No.791967

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>790499
AND WE'RE BACK FROM THE COMMERCIAL BREAK

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)12:29:29 No.792282

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)12:29:29 No.792282

>>791967
Are we though? Are we truly ever free of commercials?

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)12:36:18 No.792297

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)12:36:18 No.792297

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Alright, who's here?

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg)
11/05/16(Sat)12:36:33 No.792299

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg) 11/05/16(Sat)12:36:33 No.792299

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>792282
Speaking of which. Whats on the prompter?

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg)
11/05/16(Sat)12:37:36 No.792301

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg) 11/05/16(Sat)12:37:36 No.792301

>>792297
A bunch of fags you dont like

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW)
11/05/16(Sat)12:38:17 No.792302

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW) 11/05/16(Sat)12:38:17 No.792302

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>792297
punch self in face lightly

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)12:38:29 No.792304

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)12:38:29 No.792304

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>>792299

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW)
11/05/16(Sat)12:38:57 No.792307

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW) 11/05/16(Sat)12:38:57 No.792307

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>792302
>>792304

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg)
11/05/16(Sat)12:39:14 No.792309

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg) 11/05/16(Sat)12:39:14 No.792309

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>792304
Robot punches self in face

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D)
11/05/16(Sat)12:42:13 No.792314

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D) 11/05/16(Sat)12:42:13 No.792314

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>792304
Punch the engine to life

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)12:42:30 No.792317

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)12:42:30 No.792317

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>>792309

Anonymous (ID: IXTcFte6)
11/05/16(Sat)12:43:08 No.792320

Anonymous (ID: IXTcFte6) 11/05/16(Sat)12:43:08 No.792320

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>792304

Whut!!! F**king computer! I shall correct it!!!

If (Rac_Ecar = True) {
print("Race Car is Rac Ecar Backwards");
} Else {
print("Nope!! Race Car is Race Car Backwards is not correct!!!")
}

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg)
11/05/16(Sat)12:43:13 No.792321

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg) 11/05/16(Sat)12:43:13 No.792321

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>792317
I said do it, monkey!

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW)
11/05/16(Sat)12:43:15 No.792322

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW) 11/05/16(Sat)12:43:15 No.792322

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>792317
who are our announcers any ways and who is the co-host

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D)
11/05/16(Sat)12:48:33 No.792334

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D) 11/05/16(Sat)12:48:33 No.792334

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>792317
>>792322
And what does the situation look like? Positions, sector times etc.

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)12:50:59 No.792339

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)12:50:59 No.792339

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>>792322
The dual team of Commander Mystery Box and Commander Beard. Cameos from Dudes n Xenos 1&2, hint hint pastebin hint hint

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW)
11/05/16(Sat)12:52:33 No.792345

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW) 11/05/16(Sat)12:52:33 No.792345

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>792339
ahhh I'll check the reruns later

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg)
11/05/16(Sat)12:53:17 No.792349

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg) 11/05/16(Sat)12:53:17 No.792349

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>792339
They arnt what they used to be

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)12:56:26 No.792356

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)12:56:26 No.792356

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>>792345
Sure, after you;ve finished bleeding

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D)
11/05/16(Sat)12:56:27 No.792357

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D) 11/05/16(Sat)12:56:27 No.792357

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>792339
Let's listen to what they have to say

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D)
11/05/16(Sat)12:57:58 No.792363

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D) 11/05/16(Sat)12:57:58 No.792363

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>792356
Your Holy Sanguine pools back into your body

Anonymous (ID: yuKfFOQB)
11/05/16(Sat)12:58:13 No.792365

Anonymous (ID: yuKfFOQB) 11/05/16(Sat)12:58:13 No.792365

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>792356
GET UP. YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO BLEED.

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)13:01:34 No.792374

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)13:01:34 No.792374

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>>792365

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D)
11/05/16(Sat)13:02:26 No.792376

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D) 11/05/16(Sat)13:02:26 No.792376

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>792374
GET IN THE CAR. YOUR WILL OVERWHELMS!

Anonymous (ID: X98dtLjQ)
11/05/16(Sat)13:03:14 No.792378

Anonymous (ID: X98dtLjQ) 11/05/16(Sat)13:03:14 No.792378

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>792374
Say "I don't have time to die." And then do something cool.

Anonymous (ID: yuKfFOQB)
11/05/16(Sat)13:03:26 No.792381

Anonymous (ID: yuKfFOQB) 11/05/16(Sat)13:03:26 No.792381

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>792374
Where's Smith Wesson? We need to find him so we can RIP AND TEAR, then appropriate his face-gun as our new weapon.

Anonymous (ID: IXTcFte6)
11/05/16(Sat)13:03:34 No.792382

Anonymous (ID: IXTcFte6) 11/05/16(Sat)13:03:34 No.792382

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>792374

Make the blood go back to your body with power of raging faith.

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)13:08:02 No.792397

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)13:08:02 No.792397

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>>792381
Wesson, Smith is currently leading the pack into the Necrobot Outpost, with some raiders giving chase.

Anonymous (ID: yuKfFOQB)
11/05/16(Sat)13:09:07 No.792403

Anonymous (ID: yuKfFOQB) 11/05/16(Sat)13:09:07 No.792403

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>792397
Get back in the car and start catching up to him then.

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D)
11/05/16(Sat)13:10:31 No.792407

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D) 11/05/16(Sat)13:10:31 No.792407

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>792397
You are seriously pissed off with these raiders! VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER TIME!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_y_ng7JCkkc

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg)
11/05/16(Sat)13:11:12 No.792411

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg) 11/05/16(Sat)13:11:12 No.792411

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>792397
Drain and 'save' the raider souls and get your stuff back together

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)13:13:00 No.792415

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)13:13:00 No.792415

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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>792403
Roll 2d100 to pass through the raiders blocking your path

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D)
11/05/16(Sat)13:14:26 No.792424

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D) 11/05/16(Sat)13:14:26 No.792424

Rolled 15, 74 = 89 (2d100)

>>792415
STRIKE DOWN THE UNROADWORTHY!!!

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg)
11/05/16(Sat)13:15:04 No.792426

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg) 11/05/16(Sat)13:15:04 No.792426

>>792424
So ez

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)13:17:21 No.792430

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)13:17:21 No.792430

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>>792424
And so you did

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D)
11/05/16(Sat)13:18:41 No.792433

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D) 11/05/16(Sat)13:18:41 No.792433

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>792430
Continue at higher speed

Anonymous (ID: yuKfFOQB)
11/05/16(Sat)13:19:26 No.792440

Anonymous (ID: yuKfFOQB) 11/05/16(Sat)13:19:26 No.792440

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>792430
Time to race! INCREASE THE SPEED!

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)13:22:50 No.792456

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)13:22:50 No.792456

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>>792433

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg)
11/05/16(Sat)13:24:08 No.792464

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg) 11/05/16(Sat)13:24:08 No.792464

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>792456
All nonbelievers on the track take a speed penalty during this rage

Anonymous (ID: gwdjYHKI)
11/05/16(Sat)13:25:18 No.792469

Anonymous (ID: gwdjYHKI) 11/05/16(Sat)13:25:18 No.792469

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>792456
wake up orc cleric

Anonymous (ID: IXTcFte6)
11/05/16(Sat)13:28:12 No.792480

Anonymous (ID: IXTcFte6) 11/05/16(Sat)13:28:12 No.792480

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>792456
>>792469

Wake up aniki!!!

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)13:30:20 No.792488

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)13:30:20 No.792488

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>>792464
This allowed you to catch up with the pack.

Alongside the raider cars chasing after them

Anonymous (ID: yuKfFOQB)
11/05/16(Sat)13:33:23 No.792506

Anonymous (ID: yuKfFOQB) 11/05/16(Sat)13:33:23 No.792506

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>792488
Wake the orc cleric. Conduct Mad Max shenanigans against the other racers.

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg)
11/05/16(Sat)13:33:58 No.792512

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg) 11/05/16(Sat)13:33:58 No.792512

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>792488
Destroy... purge all raiders!

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr)
11/05/16(Sat)13:34:26 No.792515

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr) 11/05/16(Sat)13:34:26 No.792515

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>792488
Wake up that lazy orc

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)13:39:02 No.792532

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)13:39:02 No.792532

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>>792506
"mmmrmmmm....mhmmmm...5 more minutes....."

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D)
11/05/16(Sat)13:39:15 No.792534

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D) 11/05/16(Sat)13:39:15 No.792534

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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>792488
convert the raiders to the your faith

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D)
11/05/16(Sat)13:40:27 No.792541

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D) 11/05/16(Sat)13:40:27 No.792541

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>792534
>>792532
>to the your
shaking my head in shame to be honest

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)13:44:20 No.792556

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)13:44:20 No.792556

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>>792541
As you were about to convert them, something crashed into them and blew them up

Anonymous (ID: IXTcFte6)
11/05/16(Sat)13:45:32 No.792560

Anonymous (ID: IXTcFte6) 11/05/16(Sat)13:45:32 No.792560

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>792556

Tell the orc cleric that you just saw a heretic.

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv)
11/05/16(Sat)13:45:45 No.792562

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv) 11/05/16(Sat)13:45:45 No.792562

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>792556
RIDE THROUGH THE EXPLOSIONS!
THIS IS NOW AN ACTION MOVIE!
MAXIMUM MADNESS: HOLY ROAD

Anonymous (ID: yuKfFOQB)
11/05/16(Sat)13:45:59 No.792563

Anonymous (ID: yuKfFOQB) 11/05/16(Sat)13:45:59 No.792563

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>792556
Get to the lead of the pack. And try to wake the orc again.

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv)
11/05/16(Sat)13:47:02 No.792565

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv) 11/05/16(Sat)13:47:02 No.792565

>>792562
>Holy Road and not Holy Path
Damn you, brain, why don't you give me cool ideas sooner?
Also, fuck dice god.
That cunt.

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D)
11/05/16(Sat)13:47:59 No.792569

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D) 11/05/16(Sat)13:47:59 No.792569

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>792556
Have a hunch that someone was aiming for us. Holy Shield up!

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)13:49:15 No.792575

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)13:49:15 No.792575

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>>792560
"A what now?!"

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D)
11/05/16(Sat)13:50:26 No.792581

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D) 11/05/16(Sat)13:50:26 No.792581

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>792575
DIVINE BOLT GO

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)13:53:57 No.792594

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)13:53:57 No.792594

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>>792581
~~#cheappuns~~

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv)
11/05/16(Sat)13:55:57 No.792601

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv) 11/05/16(Sat)13:55:57 No.792601

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>792594
Now we can use it to SCREW with our enemies!
Geddit?
Ah hell, just throw it at them.

Anonymous (ID: yuKfFOQB)
11/05/16(Sat)13:56:27 No.792605

Anonymous (ID: yuKfFOQB) 11/05/16(Sat)13:56:27 No.792605

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>792594
Use divine power to knock some opponents out of the race, irreparably damaging their cars.

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)13:59:21 No.792619

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)13:59:21 No.792619

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Rolled 6, 109, 96, 171, 72, 65, 165 = 684 (7d200)

>>792605
Roll 2d100

Anonymous (ID: yuKfFOQB)
11/05/16(Sat)14:00:26 No.792623

Anonymous (ID: yuKfFOQB) 11/05/16(Sat)14:00:26 No.792623

Rolled 69, 3 = 72 (2d100)

>>792619

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv)
11/05/16(Sat)14:00:58 No.792626

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv) 11/05/16(Sat)14:00:58 No.792626

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>792619
SHA-thisisobviouslygoingtofail-BLAM

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv)
11/05/16(Sat)14:02:00 No.792630

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv) 11/05/16(Sat)14:02:00 No.792630

Rolled 37, 52 = 89 (2d100)

>>792626
Failed so much i put the wrong dice.

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)14:03:09 No.792631

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)14:03:09 No.792631

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>>792623
Amazing, one racer was basically gift-wrapped and you managed to roll a 3

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv)
11/05/16(Sat)14:06:16 No.792644

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv) 11/05/16(Sat)14:06:16 No.792644

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>792631
Punch self to get rid of that retardation.
Now,
DIVINE WINGS!

Anonymous (ID: gwdjYHKI)
11/05/16(Sat)14:07:17 No.792647

Anonymous (ID: gwdjYHKI) 11/05/16(Sat)14:07:17 No.792647

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>792631
wings activate!

Anonymous (ID: yuKfFOQB)
11/05/16(Sat)14:07:33 No.792649

Anonymous (ID: yuKfFOQB) 11/05/16(Sat)14:07:33 No.792649

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>792631
DIVINE WIINGS

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)14:10:48 No.792657

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)14:10:48 No.792657

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>>792644
Let's jsut fly up into the air so nobody would notice your embarassing failure

Anonymous (ID: IXTcFte6)
11/05/16(Sat)14:12:22 No.792662

Anonymous (ID: IXTcFte6) 11/05/16(Sat)14:12:22 No.792662

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>792657

JET FLIGHT!!!

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)14:15:08 No.792670

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)14:15:08 No.792670

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>>792662

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D)
11/05/16(Sat)14:15:17 No.792672

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D) 11/05/16(Sat)14:15:17 No.792672

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>792657
Let's drop Holy Water Vials on those heathens!

Anonymous (ID: yuKfFOQB)
11/05/16(Sat)14:15:38 No.792674

Anonymous (ID: yuKfFOQB) 11/05/16(Sat)14:15:38 No.792674

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>792657
Fly to the point just before the finish line, then cross it in normal car mode to avoid breaking any potential rules.

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)14:20:15 No.792687

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)14:20:15 No.792687

Suddenly, deadness

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)14:23:55 No.792694

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)14:23:55 No.792694

Welp, since suddenly everyone left for some reason, I guess that's it for today

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv)
11/05/16(Sat)14:26:26 No.792707

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv) 11/05/16(Sat)14:26:26 No.792707

>>792694
I'll never leave you, OP.
Unless i'm hungry.

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)14:27:42 No.792714

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)14:27:42 No.792714

>>792707
Then why didn't you reply then

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv)
11/05/16(Sat)14:29:17 No.792722

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv) 11/05/16(Sat)14:29:17 No.792722

>>792714
Someone already got a high roll.
The chances of getting a higher one weren't really on my side.

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D)
11/05/16(Sat)14:30:55 No.792731

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D) 11/05/16(Sat)14:30:55 No.792731

~~Was on bathroom break, sorry~~

But yeah, >>792722 this

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)14:31:30 No.792733

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)14:31:30 No.792733

>>792722
No I mean why didn't you reply to this >>79267
It was the next post, a next action was required

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)14:32:33 No.792736

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)14:32:33 No.792736

>>792670
>>792733
accidentally erased that zero for some reason

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv)
11/05/16(Sat)14:35:31 No.792759

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv) 11/05/16(Sat)14:35:31 No.792759

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>792733
Oh, i thought you would be counting this roll >>792670
My bad.
>>792670
Scout from the skies, what's happening on the ground?

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv)
11/05/16(Sat)14:36:43 No.792770

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv) 11/05/16(Sat)14:36:43 No.792770

>>792759
Shit, i linked the wrong post.
I thought you would be counting this roll >>792672

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)14:37:33 No.792773

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)14:37:33 No.792773

>>792770
That roll linked the wrong post

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D)
11/05/16(Sat)14:38:57 No.792783

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D) 11/05/16(Sat)14:38:57 No.792783

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>792670
>>792672
Let's reroll then

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv)
11/05/16(Sat)14:39:57 No.792788

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv) 11/05/16(Sat)14:39:57 No.792788

>>792773
Yep, i didn't check, my fault.

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg)
11/05/16(Sat)14:40:21 No.792792

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg) 11/05/16(Sat)14:40:21 No.792792

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>792670
Rolling for NaP to stop being sensitive

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)14:41:49 No.792798

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)14:41:49 No.792798

>>792792
But the thing literally cannot continue without an action

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)14:44:58 No.792804

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)14:44:58 No.792804

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>>792759
Dead raiders

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D)
11/05/16(Sat)14:46:12 No.792809

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D) 11/05/16(Sat)14:46:12 No.792809

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>792804
"Announcer CMB: The racers are approaching the necrobot territory! What's gonna happen next?"

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv)
11/05/16(Sat)14:46:54 No.792810

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv) 11/05/16(Sat)14:46:54 No.792810

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>792804
Noice.
Drop some holy fire on those filthy heretics, while we're at it.

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)14:50:25 No.792819

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)14:50:25 No.792819

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>>792810

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D)
11/05/16(Sat)14:51:22 No.792826

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D) 11/05/16(Sat)14:51:22 No.792826

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>792819
How's Orc Cleric doing?

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv)
11/05/16(Sat)14:52:01 No.792830

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv) 11/05/16(Sat)14:52:01 No.792830

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>792819
Use the secret turbo booster to propel us further in our flight, before we land.

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)14:54:18 No.792842

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)14:54:18 No.792842

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>>792826
Regaining his senses

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D)
11/05/16(Sat)14:56:36 No.792855

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D) 11/05/16(Sat)14:56:36 No.792855

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>792842
Installing A/C was a good call. Imagine if he was knocked out and had a heatstroke.

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D)
11/05/16(Sat)14:58:27 No.792866

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D) 11/05/16(Sat)14:58:27 No.792866

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>792842
>>792855
Oh yeah, action.

Don't wanna be easy targets up in the sky, let's land

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg)
11/05/16(Sat)14:58:53 No.792868

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg) 11/05/16(Sat)14:58:53 No.792868

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>792842
Punch self in face

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)14:59:16 No.792869

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)14:59:16 No.792869

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>>792855

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv)
11/05/16(Sat)15:00:11 No.792873

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv) 11/05/16(Sat)15:00:11 No.792873

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>792869
Yeah, good idea.
Time to land!

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)15:03:12 No.792894

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)15:03:12 No.792894

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>>792873
Your Divine Wings brought you into the lead

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D)
11/05/16(Sat)15:05:11 No.792902

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D) 11/05/16(Sat)15:05:11 No.792902

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>792894
Gee golly, thank goodness that was a soft landing. How safe is our lead? Have a look around

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)15:12:28 No.792932

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)15:12:28 No.792932

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>>792902

Anonymous (ID: gwdjYHKI)
11/05/16(Sat)15:14:10 No.792942

Anonymous (ID: gwdjYHKI) 11/05/16(Sat)15:14:10 No.792942

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>792932
HOLY SMITE

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv)
11/05/16(Sat)15:15:01 No.792948

Anonymous (ID: U8zFB5sv) 11/05/16(Sat)15:15:01 No.792948

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>792932
Oh hey.
FULL SPEED, ORC CLERIC!
FULL SPEED!

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D)
11/05/16(Sat)15:15:18 No.792949

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D) 11/05/16(Sat)15:15:18 No.792949

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>792932
HE IS IN MELEE RANGE! GRAB YOUR SLEDGE PALLY!

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)15:17:46 No.792959

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)15:17:46 No.792959

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>>792948

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr)
11/05/16(Sat)15:18:40 No.792964

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr) 11/05/16(Sat)15:18:40 No.792964

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>792959
So what made you decide to participate even though the judgebot stopped you?

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D)
11/05/16(Sat)15:18:44 No.792965

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D) 11/05/16(Sat)15:18:44 No.792965

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>792959
THROW THE HOLY BOLT AT HIM QUICK!

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)15:23:42 No.792994

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)15:23:42 No.792994

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>>792965
Curses, foiled again

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr)
11/05/16(Sat)15:25:43 No.793008

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr) 11/05/16(Sat)15:25:43 No.793008

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>792994
Man we're the goodguys we can't attack children ~~or teenagers~~
We gotta figure out how to hit Lolisniffer without Jojo getting in the way.

More importantly we gotta accelerate.

Anonymous (ID: yuKfFOQB)
11/05/16(Sat)15:26:08 No.793011

Anonymous (ID: yuKfFOQB) 11/05/16(Sat)15:26:08 No.793011

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>792994
Make him have an existential crisis.

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D)
11/05/16(Sat)15:28:25 No.793022

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D) 11/05/16(Sat)15:28:25 No.793022

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>792994
I'm fairly positive that sentient bipedal skeletons are technically NOT vehicles or mounts and therefore are DISQUALIFIED! Report them to stewards!

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)15:30:16 No.793029

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>>793008
As the racers accelerate towards the Necrobot outpost, the Necrobots ready their laser cannons to destroy the meatbags intruding on their turf

Anonymous (ID: yuKfFOQB)
11/05/16(Sat)15:33:53 No.793040

Anonymous (ID: yuKfFOQB) 11/05/16(Sat)15:33:53 No.793040

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>793029
Dodge the lasers!

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D)
11/05/16(Sat)15:34:48 No.793045

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D) 11/05/16(Sat)15:34:48 No.793045

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>793029
The Holy Chariot's shiny metalflake paint reflects and diffuses the lazors!

Anonymous (ID: IXTcFte6)
11/05/16(Sat)15:34:53 No.793047

Anonymous (ID: IXTcFte6) 11/05/16(Sat)15:34:53 No.793047

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>793029

Deflect the laser with raging punch of faith!

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg)
11/05/16(Sat)15:35:19 No.793051

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg) 11/05/16(Sat)15:35:19 No.793051

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>793029
Holy Shield!

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)15:36:29 No.793058

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)15:36:29 No.793058

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Rolled 52 (1d120)

>>793045
Roll 2d100

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D)
11/05/16(Sat)15:37:05 No.793060

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D) 11/05/16(Sat)15:37:05 No.793060

Rolled 77, 58 = 135 (2d100)

>>793058
SHINY AND CHROME

Anonymous (ID: yuKfFOQB)
11/05/16(Sat)15:38:13 No.793067

Anonymous (ID: yuKfFOQB) 11/05/16(Sat)15:38:13 No.793067

Rolled 33, 50 = 83 (2d100)

>>793058

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)15:43:33 No.793088

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)15:43:33 No.793088

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Rolled 129 (1d130)

>>793060
The Holy Chariot shiny and chrome-ness deflected the lasers. So the Necrobots then try to use a more conventional energy blast instead.

Roll 2d100

Anonymous (ID: gwdjYHKI)
11/05/16(Sat)15:44:25 No.793092

Anonymous (ID: gwdjYHKI) 11/05/16(Sat)15:44:25 No.793092

Rolled 22, 13 = 35 (2d100)

>>793088
deflect and evade!

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E)
11/05/16(Sat)15:44:51 No.793093

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E) 11/05/16(Sat)15:44:51 No.793093

Rolled 27, 24 = 51 (2d100)

>>793088
HOLY SHIELD

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg)
11/05/16(Sat)15:45:07 No.793096

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg) 11/05/16(Sat)15:45:07 No.793096

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>793088
They get disrupted by a notatallcoincidebtal giant poak bun

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr)
11/05/16(Sat)15:45:08 No.793097

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr) 11/05/16(Sat)15:45:08 No.793097

Rolled 52, 42 = 94 (2d100)

>>793088
>An unwinnable roll
Gotta try and go faster

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D)
11/05/16(Sat)15:45:47 No.793104

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D) 11/05/16(Sat)15:45:47 No.793104

Rolled 97, 75 = 172 (2d100)

>>793088
Evasive maneuvers! Get the Holy Energy Capacitors ready!

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)15:55:54 No.793154

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>>793097
Energy blast...blasts your car and knocks you away

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D)
11/05/16(Sat)15:56:58 No.793163

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D) 11/05/16(Sat)15:56:58 No.793163

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>793154
...away... closer to the finish line!

Anonymous (ID: IXTcFte6)
11/05/16(Sat)15:57:46 No.793171

Anonymous (ID: IXTcFte6) 11/05/16(Sat)15:57:46 No.793171

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>793154

Do acrobatic flip with the car.

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr)
11/05/16(Sat)15:57:54 No.793173

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr) 11/05/16(Sat)15:57:54 No.793173

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>793154
Activate the wings and fly at full speed towards the finish line.

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)15:59:33 No.793181

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)15:59:33 No.793181

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>>793171
Roll 2d100 to flip
1-49: no
50-100: yess

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D)
11/05/16(Sat)16:00:21 No.793186

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D) 11/05/16(Sat)16:00:21 No.793186

Rolled 52, 93 = 145 (2d100)

>>793181
Hold in your lunch

Anonymous (ID: gwdjYHKI)
11/05/16(Sat)16:00:29 No.793187

Anonymous (ID: gwdjYHKI) 11/05/16(Sat)16:00:29 No.793187

Rolled 82, 10 = 92 (2d100)

>>793181
do the flip

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr)
11/05/16(Sat)16:01:53 No.793197

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr) 11/05/16(Sat)16:01:53 No.793197

Rolled 2, 41 = 43 (2d100)

>>793181
Captcha is a broken piece of shit

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)16:04:11 No.793210

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)16:04:11 No.793210

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>>793187
You did not do the flip. And now you're pinned under your car

Anonymous (ID: gwdjYHKI)
11/05/16(Sat)16:06:01 No.793216

Anonymous (ID: gwdjYHKI) 11/05/16(Sat)16:06:01 No.793216

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>793210
well shit, punch the wings button so you have enough room to roll out from under the car

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr)
11/05/16(Sat)16:06:13 No.793218

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr) 11/05/16(Sat)16:06:13 No.793218

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>793210
Holy Orc Rage to flip the car
~~Assuming Orc Cleric is even awake yet.~~

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)16:09:27 No.793235

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)16:09:27 No.793235

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>>793216

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr)
11/05/16(Sat)16:11:00 No.793253

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr) 11/05/16(Sat)16:11:00 No.793253

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>793235
Try waking up orc cleric

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D)
11/05/16(Sat)16:11:50 No.793264

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D) 11/05/16(Sat)16:11:50 No.793264

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>793235
YOU ARE THE HAND OF GOD. YOU SHALL NOT BE HINDERED BY SUCH CIRCUMSTANCES. MIGHTY WINGS! CARRY US!

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)16:13:39 No.793278

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)16:13:39 No.793278

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>>793253
He's awake

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr)
11/05/16(Sat)16:14:49 No.793287

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr) 11/05/16(Sat)16:14:49 No.793287

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>793278
Combine your strength to flip the car

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D)
11/05/16(Sat)16:16:19 No.793294

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D) 11/05/16(Sat)16:16:19 No.793294

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>793278
Strap in the seats. Time for SUPERSONIC SPEED!

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)16:25:05 No.793344

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)16:25:05 No.793344

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>>793287
>>793287
dangit captcha

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr)
11/05/16(Sat)16:27:39 No.793359

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr) 11/05/16(Sat)16:27:39 No.793359

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>793344
Captcha is a broken thing which doesn't work.
Unlike our car, FULL HOLY SPEED AHEAD

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg)
11/05/16(Sat)16:28:06 No.793367

Anonymous (ID: oJbKboQg) 11/05/16(Sat)16:28:06 No.793367

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>793344
We already lost

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E)
11/05/16(Sat)16:28:18 No.793369

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E) 11/05/16(Sat)16:28:18 No.793369

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>793344
WE'VE GOTTA WIN THE RACE
ACTIVATE THE NITROUS

Anonymous (ID: gwdjYHKI)
11/05/16(Sat)16:28:31 No.793370

Anonymous (ID: gwdjYHKI) 11/05/16(Sat)16:28:31 No.793370

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>793344
inspect for damages

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D)
11/05/16(Sat)16:29:23 No.793376

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D) 11/05/16(Sat)16:29:23 No.793376

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>793344
No time to inspect damage, GOGOGO!

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)16:31:08 No.793381

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)16:31:08 No.793381

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>>793359
Well to tell the truth, your car isn't in good shape either, thanks to the damage it took

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D)
11/05/16(Sat)16:33:06 No.793395

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D) 11/05/16(Sat)16:33:06 No.793395

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>793381
PRAY
WITH GOD'S HELP THIS CAR SHOULD RUN AT 110% EFFICIENCY

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr)
11/05/16(Sat)16:33:27 No.793396

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr) 11/05/16(Sat)16:33:27 No.793396

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>793381
Can't we just cast heal on it?
We should probably also keep an eye on them necrobots.

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)16:39:29 No.793425

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)16:39:29 No.793425

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>>793396
Orc Cleric and Daemon Paladin Cast Heal!

No effect. Heal only works on organic beings.

Anonymous (ID: gwdjYHKI)
11/05/16(Sat)16:40:40 No.793434

Anonymous (ID: gwdjYHKI) 11/05/16(Sat)16:40:40 No.793434

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>793425
turn around!

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr)
11/05/16(Sat)16:41:04 No.793439

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr) 11/05/16(Sat)16:41:04 No.793439

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>793425
Well then let's make some spare scrap out of those necrobots to fix it.

Anonymous (ID: uyHRxVbz)
11/05/16(Sat)16:41:11 No.793440

Anonymous (ID: uyHRxVbz) 11/05/16(Sat)16:41:11 No.793440

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>793425
A wild Poak Bun appears

Anonymous (ID: yuKfFOQB)
11/05/16(Sat)16:41:16 No.793441

Anonymous (ID: yuKfFOQB) 11/05/16(Sat)16:41:16 No.793441

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>793425
Hotrod hunter Richard Rawlings and master mechanic Aaron Kaufman arrive and fix your car. They also customize it and put a dumb Gas Monkey sticker on it.

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D)
11/05/16(Sat)16:41:23 No.793442

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D) 11/05/16(Sat)16:41:23 No.793442

Rolled 21, 89 = 110 (2d100)

>>793425
Cast Holy Light on sneaky Necrobot!

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)16:44:56 No.793470

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)16:44:56 No.793470

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>>793440
A what now

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E)
11/05/16(Sat)16:46:31 No.793482

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E) 11/05/16(Sat)16:46:31 No.793482

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>793470
you know
those racers from the halloween adventure
pumpkin head and poak bun skeleton

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D)
11/05/16(Sat)16:47:07 No.793486

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D) 11/05/16(Sat)16:47:07 No.793486

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>793470
Roundhouse kick someone behind you

Anonymous (ID: yuKfFOQB)
11/05/16(Sat)16:47:45 No.793489

Anonymous (ID: yuKfFOQB) 11/05/16(Sat)16:47:45 No.793489

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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>793470
Luckily, you find that the Giga Horse is right behind some rocks, with the keys laying on the seat!

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)16:49:48 No.793506

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)16:49:48 No.793506

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>>793482
"They go into the non-canon pile. PLus, not important enough to earn a protag spot"

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E)
11/05/16(Sat)16:51:25 No.793515

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E) 11/05/16(Sat)16:51:25 No.793515

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>793506
oh well
BEAT UP THOSE NECROBOTS WITH YOUR FISTS

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr)
11/05/16(Sat)16:53:12 No.793523

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr) 11/05/16(Sat)16:53:12 No.793523

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>793506
Make scrap out of the necro bots

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D)
11/05/16(Sat)16:54:19 No.793527

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D) 11/05/16(Sat)16:54:19 No.793527

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>793506
>>793515
>>793523
DISASSEMBLE

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)16:55:07 No.793532

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)16:55:07 No.793532

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Rolled 30 (1d80)

>>793515
Roll 2d100

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D)
11/05/16(Sat)16:55:33 No.793536

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D) 11/05/16(Sat)16:55:33 No.793536

Rolled 96, 89 = 185 (2d100)

>>793532

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E)
11/05/16(Sat)16:55:51 No.793541

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E) 11/05/16(Sat)16:55:51 No.793541

Rolled 67, 27 = 94 (2d100)

>>793532

Anonymous (ID: vDehnnaS)
11/05/16(Sat)16:56:43 No.793548

Anonymous (ID: vDehnnaS) 11/05/16(Sat)16:56:43 No.793548

Rolled 29, 53 = 82 (2d100)

>>793532
Remember Poak Bun that killed Bugman?

Anyways. Punch dick

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)17:00:29 No.793567

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)17:00:29 No.793567

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>>793536

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D)
11/05/16(Sat)17:01:33 No.793576

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D) 11/05/16(Sat)17:01:33 No.793576

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>793567
Collect spare parts for the car

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E)
11/05/16(Sat)17:02:06 No.793578

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E) 11/05/16(Sat)17:02:06 No.793578

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>793567
pop the hood and see what's wrong with our car
if there is something wrong, use parts from the necrobots

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)17:06:22 No.793597

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)17:06:22 No.793597

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>>793576
While daemon paladin do that, it's up to Orc Cleric to fend off the rest

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr)
11/05/16(Sat)17:09:54 No.793632

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr) 11/05/16(Sat)17:09:54 No.793632

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>793597
It's smashing time.
Bring out your favorite warhammer and go to town.

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E)
11/05/16(Sat)17:10:32 No.793636

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E) 11/05/16(Sat)17:10:32 No.793636

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>793597
HOLY HAMMER

Anonymous (ID: yuKfFOQB)
11/05/16(Sat)17:10:51 No.793637

Anonymous (ID: yuKfFOQB) 11/05/16(Sat)17:10:51 No.793637

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>793597
PURGE THEM

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)17:15:31 No.793665

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)17:15:31 No.793665

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Rolled 24 (1d80)

>>793632
Eoll 2d100

Anonymous (ID: 8jpW24JN)
11/05/16(Sat)17:17:58 No.793686

Anonymous (ID: 8jpW24JN) 11/05/16(Sat)17:17:58 No.793686

Rolled 6, 95 = 101 (2d100)

>>793665

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27)
11/05/16(Sat)17:18:37 No.793689

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27) 11/05/16(Sat)17:18:37 No.793689

>>793686
Too the moon?

Anonymous (ID: IXTcFte6)
11/05/16(Sat)17:19:14 No.793697

Anonymous (ID: IXTcFte6) 11/05/16(Sat)17:19:14 No.793697

Rolled 20, 62 = 82 (2d100)

>>793665

Hammer time!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)17:22:18 No.793718

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)17:22:18 No.793718

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>>793686

Anonymous (ID: IXTcFte6)
11/05/16(Sat)17:23:10 No.793726

Anonymous (ID: IXTcFte6) 11/05/16(Sat)17:23:10 No.793726

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>793718

Keep hammering!!!

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E)
11/05/16(Sat)17:23:44 No.793730

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E) 11/05/16(Sat)17:23:44 No.793730

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>793718
HAMMER TIME

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)17:27:16 No.793756

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)17:27:16 No.793756

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Rolled 61 (1d80)

>>793730
Keep rolling 2d100

Anonymous (ID: gwdjYHKI)
11/05/16(Sat)17:28:02 No.793760

Anonymous (ID: gwdjYHKI) 11/05/16(Sat)17:28:02 No.793760

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>793756
get em

Anonymous (ID: gwdjYHKI)
11/05/16(Sat)17:29:05 No.793768

Anonymous (ID: gwdjYHKI) 11/05/16(Sat)17:29:05 No.793768

Rolled 18, 3 = 21 (2d100)

>>793760
fug

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW)
11/05/16(Sat)17:29:50 No.793774

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW) 11/05/16(Sat)17:29:50 No.793774

Rolled 43, 81 = 124 (2d100)

>>793756

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D)
11/05/16(Sat)17:32:03 No.793792

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D) 11/05/16(Sat)17:32:03 No.793792

Rolled 1, 70 = 71 (2d100)

>>793756
I am not a robot!

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)17:33:52 No.793800

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)17:33:52 No.793800

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>>793774

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E)
11/05/16(Sat)17:34:51 No.793806

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E) 11/05/16(Sat)17:34:51 No.793806

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>793800
alright, now fix your car with all the parts

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D)
11/05/16(Sat)17:35:15 No.793809

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D) 11/05/16(Sat)17:35:15 No.793809

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>793800
Are the robutts intimidated yet?

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr)
11/05/16(Sat)17:35:26 No.793811

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr) 11/05/16(Sat)17:35:26 No.793811

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>793800
How are the repairs coming

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)17:38:42 No.793829

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)17:38:42 No.793829

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>>793811
80% complete

Anonymous (ID: IXTcFte6)
11/05/16(Sat)17:40:37 No.793834

Anonymous (ID: IXTcFte6) 11/05/16(Sat)17:40:37 No.793834

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>793829

Go barechested and keep on smashing.

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D)
11/05/16(Sat)17:44:11 No.793856

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D) 11/05/16(Sat)17:44:11 No.793856

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>793829
Metal Mangler!

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)17:46:15 No.793873

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)17:46:15 No.793873

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Rolled 38 (1d80)

>>793834
Roll 2d100 to swing your hammer after you flexed so hard your shirt was destroyed

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27)
11/05/16(Sat)17:47:25 No.793881

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27) 11/05/16(Sat)17:47:25 No.793881

Rolled 41, 19 = 60 (2d100)

>>793873

Anonymous (ID: IXTcFte6)
11/05/16(Sat)17:47:47 No.793885

Anonymous (ID: IXTcFte6) 11/05/16(Sat)17:47:47 No.793885

Rolled 43, 39 = 82 (2d100)

>>793873

Do a epic hammer smash!!!

Anonymous (ID: uyHRxVbz)
11/05/16(Sat)17:47:53 No.793886

Anonymous (ID: uyHRxVbz) 11/05/16(Sat)17:47:53 No.793886

Rolled 30, 100 = 130 (2d100)

>>793873

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)17:53:42 No.793916

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)17:53:42 No.793916

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>>793885

Anonymous (ID: 5BslLuF5)
11/05/16(Sat)17:54:21 No.793924

Anonymous (ID: 5BslLuF5) 11/05/16(Sat)17:54:21 No.793924

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>793916
how bout now!?

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E)
11/05/16(Sat)17:54:41 No.793927

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E) 11/05/16(Sat)17:54:41 No.793927

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>793916
We smash another racer that got in the way too

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)17:59:04 No.793954

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)17:59:04 No.793954

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>>793927
And you wrecked Canon The BArbarian's ride. Angry, he now joins the fight

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E)
11/05/16(Sat)17:59:51 No.793959

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E) 11/05/16(Sat)17:59:51 No.793959

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>793954
SMASH HIS SKULL IN

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27)
11/05/16(Sat)18:00:14 No.793964

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27) 11/05/16(Sat)18:00:14 No.793964

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>793954
Purge the scum!

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)18:05:20 No.793993

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)18:05:20 No.793993

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>>793959
As you swing the hammer down, the barbarian sees an opening and quickly closes in and gives you an uppercut

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E)
11/05/16(Sat)18:05:51 No.793996

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E) 11/05/16(Sat)18:05:51 No.793996

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>793993
GET MAD

Anonymous (ID: yuKfFOQB)
11/05/16(Sat)18:06:27 No.794002

Anonymous (ID: yuKfFOQB) 11/05/16(Sat)18:06:27 No.794002

>>793959
>>793996
>two 91s in a row
the absolute madman

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27)
11/05/16(Sat)18:06:48 No.794009

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27) 11/05/16(Sat)18:06:48 No.794009

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>793996
Welp
>>793993
Holy Wedgie!

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)18:09:02 No.794032

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)18:09:02 No.794032

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>>793996
Gettin mad

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E)
11/05/16(Sat)18:09:51 No.794037

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E) 11/05/16(Sat)18:09:51 No.794037

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>794032
DROP THE HAMMER AND UPPERCUT HIM BACK

Anonymous (ID: IXTcFte6)
11/05/16(Sat)18:10:24 No.794042

Anonymous (ID: IXTcFte6) 11/05/16(Sat)18:10:24 No.794042

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>794032

SHORYUKEN!!!!!

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27)
11/05/16(Sat)18:10:32 No.794043

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27) 11/05/16(Sat)18:10:32 No.794043

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>794032
Grrrrrrr

Killlll

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)18:15:16 No.794077

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)18:15:16 No.794077

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>>794043

Anonymous (ID: IXTcFte6)
11/05/16(Sat)18:18:13 No.794098

Anonymous (ID: IXTcFte6) 11/05/16(Sat)18:18:13 No.794098

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>794077

Punch so hard that the barbarian convert into our faith.

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW)
11/05/16(Sat)18:18:17 No.794099

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW) 11/05/16(Sat)18:18:17 No.794099

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>794077
knock the beard off of him

Anonymous (ID: yuKfFOQB)
11/05/16(Sat)18:18:58 No.794103

Anonymous (ID: yuKfFOQB) 11/05/16(Sat)18:18:58 No.794103

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>794077
KILL

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)18:22:39 No.794131

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)18:22:39 No.794131

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>>794098
"NEVERRRRR"

Anonymous (ID: IXTcFte6)
11/05/16(Sat)18:24:09 No.794140

Anonymous (ID: IXTcFte6) 11/05/16(Sat)18:24:09 No.794140

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>794131

You will get a cookie if you convert yourself to our faith.

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D)
11/05/16(Sat)18:24:44 No.794143

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D) 11/05/16(Sat)18:24:44 No.794143

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>794131
Demon Paladin, done with the repairs, offers camomile tea. Convert with kindness.

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW)
11/05/16(Sat)18:26:29 No.794159

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW) 11/05/16(Sat)18:26:29 No.794159

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>794131
show him the jesus way
then while he is detracted get in the car and Go Nigga!

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D)
11/05/16(Sat)18:27:29 No.794167

Anonymous (ID: g2s0ye3D) 11/05/16(Sat)18:27:29 No.794167

>>794159
Stealing isn't the Holy Way, nuh-uh

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)18:29:15 No.794181

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)18:29:15 No.794181

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>>794140
He replied to your offer with a straight punch to your face

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW)
11/05/16(Sat)18:29:50 No.794186

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW) 11/05/16(Sat)18:29:50 No.794186

>>794167
it's a distraction

Anonymous (ID: gwdjYHKI)
11/05/16(Sat)18:30:12 No.794191

Anonymous (ID: gwdjYHKI) 11/05/16(Sat)18:30:12 No.794191

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>794181
power up

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW)
11/05/16(Sat)18:30:22 No.794194

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW) 11/05/16(Sat)18:30:22 No.794194

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>794159
>>794181

Anonymous (ID: IXTcFte6)
11/05/16(Sat)18:31:27 No.794208

Anonymous (ID: IXTcFte6) 11/05/16(Sat)18:31:27 No.794208

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>794181

Throw holy rock at him.

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)18:34:42 No.794237

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)18:34:42 No.794237

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>>794194
"wh-? FUCKING ORC! COME BACK HERE!"

Anonymous (ID: gwdjYHKI)
11/05/16(Sat)18:35:58 No.794247

Anonymous (ID: gwdjYHKI) 11/05/16(Sat)18:35:58 No.794247

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>794237
blow him a kiss as you drive away

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)18:39:21 No.794266

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)18:39:21 No.794266

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>>794247
Oh hey look, the finish line

Anonymous (ID: gwdjYHKI)
11/05/16(Sat)18:40:10 No.794271

Anonymous (ID: gwdjYHKI) 11/05/16(Sat)18:40:10 No.794271

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>794266
gogogo cross the finish line as fast as you can

Anonymous (ID: yuKfFOQB)
11/05/16(Sat)18:40:58 No.794283

Anonymous (ID: yuKfFOQB) 11/05/16(Sat)18:40:58 No.794283

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>794266
GET ACROSS IT.

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)18:42:50 No.794296

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)18:42:50 No.794296

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>>794283
And so you did.

Congrats on getting 7th place! Yay.

Anonymous (ID: iKgRWOm4)
11/05/16(Sat)18:46:04 No.794315

Anonymous (ID: iKgRWOm4) 11/05/16(Sat)18:46:04 No.794315

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>794296
"Smelly dumb Barbarian Scum"

mock the barb fuckhead

Anonymous (ID: yuKfFOQB)
11/05/16(Sat)18:46:33 No.794318

Anonymous (ID: yuKfFOQB) 11/05/16(Sat)18:46:33 No.794318

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>794296
FUCK

Anonymous (ID: 8jpW24JN)
11/05/16(Sat)18:48:14 No.794324

Anonymous (ID: 8jpW24JN) 11/05/16(Sat)18:48:14 No.794324

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>794296
WHO WON

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)18:49:50 No.794339

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)18:49:50 No.794339

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>>794315

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW)
11/05/16(Sat)18:51:19 No.794346

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW) 11/05/16(Sat)18:51:19 No.794346

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>794339
trip out our ride some more

Anonymous (ID: gwdjYHKI)
11/05/16(Sat)18:51:51 No.794352

Anonymous (ID: gwdjYHKI) 11/05/16(Sat)18:51:51 No.794352

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>794339
congratulate the winner

Anonymous (ID: yuKfFOQB)
11/05/16(Sat)18:52:24 No.794354

Anonymous (ID: yuKfFOQB) 11/05/16(Sat)18:52:24 No.794354

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>794339
Modify our car into a fighter jet that can still drive like a car.

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)18:54:14 No.794360

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)18:54:14 No.794360

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>>794346
>trip out
What, give your ride some psychedelic drugs? That's unethical.

Anonymous (ID: iKgRWOm4)
11/05/16(Sat)18:55:56 No.794366

Anonymous (ID: iKgRWOm4) 11/05/16(Sat)18:55:56 No.794366

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>794360
high on faith

Anonymous (ID: gwdjYHKI)
11/05/16(Sat)18:56:17 No.794371

Anonymous (ID: gwdjYHKI) 11/05/16(Sat)18:56:17 No.794371

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>794360
who won? maybe we can convert him to the faith and gain an ally

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)19:01:52 No.794399

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)19:01:52 No.794399

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>>794371
Skeleton and Teenage Girl were the winners

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW)
11/05/16(Sat)19:03:00 No.794411

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW) 11/05/16(Sat)19:03:00 No.794411

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>794399
letting a girl ride his bones
gaaaaaaaaaaaay

Anonymous (ID: gwdjYHKI)
11/05/16(Sat)19:03:16 No.794414

Anonymous (ID: gwdjYHKI) 11/05/16(Sat)19:03:16 No.794414

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>794399
looks like someone could use an Xtreme Teen Bible

Anonymous (ID: uyHRxVbz)
11/05/16(Sat)19:04:10 No.794418

Anonymous (ID: uyHRxVbz) 11/05/16(Sat)19:04:10 No.794418

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>794399
Purge the pedo

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)19:05:56 No.794430

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)19:05:56 No.794430

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>>794414
And who'd that be?

Anonymous (ID: gwdjYHKI)
11/05/16(Sat)19:06:42 No.794439

Anonymous (ID: gwdjYHKI) 11/05/16(Sat)19:06:42 No.794439

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>794430
the TEEN girl, obviously

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)19:11:15 No.794471

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)19:11:15 No.794471

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>>794439
And so you gave the girl one of your spare bibles - Xtreme Teenage Edition: Jesus was way cool, dude. Like, totally.

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E)
11/05/16(Sat)19:13:12 No.794480

Anonymous (ID: IxcLmQ4E) 11/05/16(Sat)19:13:12 No.794480

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>794471
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

Anonymous (ID: 8jpW24JN)
11/05/16(Sat)19:13:23 No.794482

Anonymous (ID: 8jpW24JN) 11/05/16(Sat)19:13:23 No.794482

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>794471
Upgrade car

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)19:16:42 No.794496

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)19:16:42 No.794496

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>>794482
Since you didn't win the last one, yu don't get any upgrades

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27)
11/05/16(Sat)19:17:28 No.794503

Anonymous (ID: wfAUug27) 11/05/16(Sat)19:17:28 No.794503

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>794496
Can we still prep? Hows Daemon doing?

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW)
11/05/16(Sat)19:17:38 No.794505

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW) 11/05/16(Sat)19:17:38 No.794505

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>794496
pout

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)19:23:26 No.794541

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)19:23:26 No.794541

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>>794505
Yeah, you're gonna pout alot now. Since not only you don't get any upgrades, the Daemon Paladin will now have to be treated for the gaping hole in his chest. The hosts then devlare your team to be unable to compete in the next round so you'll have to sit this one out.

In other news Dickass Thief has recovered and will take up your empty slot

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW)
11/05/16(Sat)19:24:43 No.794551

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW) 11/05/16(Sat)19:24:43 No.794551

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>794541
can't we find a temp team racer?
like I dunno Man With No Game?

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)19:28:17 No.794582

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)19:28:17 No.794582

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>>794551
No more slots left. So now we either choose a different team for the next thread or the next thread will be spent doing nothing while we wait for the race to finish

Anonymous (ID: 8jpW24JN)
11/05/16(Sat)19:29:58 No.794588

Anonymous (ID: 8jpW24JN) 11/05/16(Sat)19:29:58 No.794588

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>794582
Lock in nameless rank and file soldier and fuckoff

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW)
11/05/16(Sat)19:30:31 No.794597

Anonymous (ID: Bo8HXgAW) 11/05/16(Sat)19:30:31 No.794597

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>794582
I'll let my other anons decide, since my choices bring ill tidings.

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)19:33:11 No.794611

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)19:33:11 No.794611

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>>794597
Indeed they do, cursed one.

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr)
11/05/16(Sat)19:33:30 No.794614

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr) 11/05/16(Sat)19:33:30 No.794614

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>794582
Investigate the area we're waiting in.
We are supposed to figure out what unholy land this is aren't we?

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr)
11/05/16(Sat)19:34:32 No.794620

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr) 11/05/16(Sat)19:34:32 No.794620

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>794611
>>794614
Fug

Anonymous (ID: gwdjYHKI)
11/05/16(Sat)19:35:18 No.794625

Anonymous (ID: gwdjYHKI) 11/05/16(Sat)19:35:18 No.794625

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>794582
>>794588

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)19:38:24 No.794651

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)19:38:24 No.794651

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>>794620
Some sort of space dome.

In Space.

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr)
11/05/16(Sat)19:39:41 No.794660

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr) 11/05/16(Sat)19:39:41 No.794660

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>794651
Shit.
Alright let's go with NRFS and Fuckoff

Anonymous (ID: /6Mrleex)
11/05/16(Sat)19:40:52 No.794668

Anonymous (ID: /6Mrleex) 11/05/16(Sat)19:40:52 No.794668

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>794651
Lolisniffer lockin

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)19:53:03 No.794735

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)19:53:03 No.794735

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>>794660
Ya sure m8

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr)
11/05/16(Sat)19:58:05 No.794766

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr) 11/05/16(Sat)19:58:05 No.794766

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>794735
Probably I dunno.
For all I know it might be better to put this on hold until there's more than two people.

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)19:59:18 No.794770

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)19:59:18 No.794770

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>>794766
Thread already reached bump limit. This is merely a formality to choose who to follow in part 2

Anonymous (ID: 8jpW24JN)
11/05/16(Sat)19:59:30 No.794772

Anonymous (ID: 8jpW24JN) 11/05/16(Sat)19:59:30 No.794772

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>794735
Do it

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)20:04:26 No.794800

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)20:04:26 No.794800

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>>794770
Fugit, I aint getting answers so here's the twitter for updates:
https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Will decdide using polls or something

Anonymous (ID: eNLOx6ny)
11/05/16(Sat)20:13:36 No.794870

Anonymous (ID: eNLOx6ny) 11/05/16(Sat)20:13:36 No.794870

Thread still active? Just woke up

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr)
11/05/16(Sat)20:16:53 No.794888

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr) 11/05/16(Sat)20:16:53 No.794888

>>794870
Just died

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)20:17:01 No.794889

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)20:17:01 No.794889

>>794870
Went just right when it's over

Anonymous (ID: eNLOx6ny)
11/05/16(Sat)20:21:17 No.794928

Anonymous (ID: eNLOx6ny) 11/05/16(Sat)20:21:17 No.794928

>>794888
>>794889
well that sucks, can anyone at least tell me which adventure does Orc Cleric get his Daemon Paladin companion? I was sure he had that Necromancer Skeleton in his first adventure

Anonymous (ID: eNLOx6ny)
11/05/16(Sat)20:23:00 No.794935

Anonymous (ID: eNLOx6ny) 11/05/16(Sat)20:23:00 No.794935

>>794928
well now I feel dumb, there's literally an adventure called Daemon Paladin.

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr)
11/05/16(Sat)20:23:26 No.794940

Anonymous (ID: He4EZxkr) 11/05/16(Sat)20:23:26 No.794940

>>794928
That was a different adventure all together where a demon becomes a paladin.
Pretty sure they were just paired because of their servitude to the lord.

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE)
11/05/16(Sat)21:56:11 No.795519

Anonymous (ID: HhL4sZrE) 11/05/16(Sat)21:56:11 No.795519

>>794940
This guy gets it

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