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First for Suplexes.

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>>785788
Cubs broke the streak yesterday. Things are looking up for bear themed individuals

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>>785788

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Oh shit we're back!

Earthbending time! 5th for Lantana is best waifu

>>785809
Wrong thread.

>>785809
Shit taste ahoy

>>785801

I wish he stayed smug instead of becoming comic relief and getting impressed every time something happened

>>785816
>being this wrong

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You help the badly wounded Goku through the halls of Freeza's damaged ship. The smell of smoke assails your nostrils, telling you that part of the ship is either currently on fire, or that it was a short time ago.

Kori walks ahead of you, while Piccolo trails behind. He's already conjured new clothes for himself out of thin air, and his injuries seem to be healing nicely. You count your blessings that he hasn't taken the chance to try and kill you, especially after your little boast about being stronger than he.

"What in the world happened out there?!" a voice demands from up ahead.

Your group stops as Appule comes around the corner, freezing as he sees the wounded Goku and a scowling Piccolo. You had the forethought to warn the newcomers about your new ally, so Appule is fortunately not blasted into pieces.

"The Ginyu Force," Piccolo tells him. "But, they've all been dealt with."

Appule's eyes widen in shock. "You can't be serious! You really killed the Ginyu Force?!"

>A. Yes, but as he can see, it wasn't easy. Are the healing pods still working

>B. Yes, and Freeza's next

>C. Yes, but there's still Freeza to deal with. Ask about supplies

>D. Something else

>>785820
Mauya exists SuplexAnon. How could I be wrong?

>>785824
>>A. Yes, but as he can see, it wasn't easy. Are the healing pods still working

And tell Appule that he's pretty

>>785824
>A.

>>785824
>A, and ask about supplies

>>785830
Don't lewd the apple

>>785824
>>C. Yes, but there's still Freeza to deal with. Ask about supplies

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>>785824
>A. Yes, but as he can see, it wasn't easy. Are the healing pods still working
>C. Yes, but there's still Freeza to deal with. Ask about supplies

I want that armor

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>>785824
>C. Yes, but there's still Freeza to deal with. Ask about supplies

>>785824
>A

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>>785839
You ever get that feeling of immediate regret when you see a quick piece you irredeemably fuck up on? I know I do.

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>>785788
Posting daily dose.
>>785824
>A
>C

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>>785849
>daily dose
Is it time already?

>>785851
Like it ever isn't.
This quest is basically like a patient constantly switching doctors.
And we're getting doses from all of them.
Wonder what majin dose is like.

>Piccolo stands no chance against 2nd form as he wont fuse with Nail
On the flipside, no Nail-fused Piccolo with Kaio-Ken.

>>785818
I never thought I'd say I found Supreme Kai likeable. But as a smug dick, he was more likeable than Beerus.

Reminder that we can just wish namek and everyone on it (except frieza and those working for him) into a suitable orbit around a suitable star system far, far away, or preferably as close to earth as possible.

Frieza can breathe in space, but he can't eat and he can't teleport, so he'll starve to death or otherwise just float there until someone manages to pinpoint him.
Everyone else will die almost right away.

>>785858
Don't the password and I doubt Guru told Piccolo it either. So we might have to go find Nail

>>785860
But then Appule is fucked

>>785860
>Porunga is stronger than Vegeta after he was revived on Namek

>>785861
We should just tell Piccolo to go find Nail while get the dragon balls

>>785863
Appule no longer works for him.

>>785863
I haven't finished reading through this and the end of the last thread, so i don't know why we care about appule yet, but you could just include him specifically in the wish.

>>785865
they can't be moved forcefully if they're more powerful than porunga, that's why you're moving the planet and everyone who's willing (except frieza and his forces) instead.

>>785865
So that would mean at the peak of his creator's strength they had a powerlevel of at least a million or so.
>>785870
I don't know if Porunga would need to see a letter of resignation or not at this point, but you're probably right

>>785872
We care about him because he's an alien who isn't an asshole. He's not even particularly nice either, he's just reasonable and a little down on his luck at the moment

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>>785836
>>785849
>>785839
"Yes," you tell him. "But, as you can see, it wasn't easy. Are the healing tanks still working?"

Appule sighs. "Well, one is. The other one got hit pretty badly in the blast that hit this ship. I could possibly repair it, but it would take hours. The older healing tank is still in working order, and it looks like your friend needs to be put in it as soon as possible."

Goku chuckles weakly. "Yeah, that sounds good."

The alien leads you and the others down the hallway and toward the medical wing, where you can see that one of the healing tanks has indeed been damaged rather badly. Appule approaches the remaining tank, opening it before helping Goku inside and hooking him up to a mask and various wires.

"It shouldn't take more than an hour for him to recover," Appule explains, stepping back as liquid begins to fill the tank. "Even the older models work pretty fast."

"He's not going to drown in there, is he?" Kori asks nervously.

"No, he'll be fine," Appule explains.

"Good, in an hour he'll be stronger than ever before," Piccolo says.

The alien looks at him in confusion. "This machine heals injuries; it doesn't increase power."

Piccolo smirks. "Maybe not, but Goku's Saiyan biology does."

Appule steps back nervously. "S-Saiyan?"

Piccolo nods, but before the conversation can progress, you cut in.

"Appule, we still have to deal with Freeza," you tell the alien. "Do you have any supplies?"

"Nothing that will help you handle Lord Freeza," he answers honestly. "But there is some spare battle armor if you're interested."

>A. You handled the Ginyu Force; you can handle Freeza

>B. Armor sounds good

>C. Well, you know Goku will want to fight Freeza, so you need to be ready

>D. Something else

>>785897
>>B. Armor sounds good
>>D. Got any without the goofy shoulder things?

>>785897
>B, C, suggest he find somewhere to hide

>>785897
>B.

>>785900
This.

>>785897
>D. Did Frieza call anyone besides the Ginyu Force? Is anyone else strong likely to show up?

>>785897
>B. Armor sounds good
"So did Guru tell you anything about how the dragonballs work when you were talking with him?"

>>785900
>>785910
Shoulder pads a best, hip ones too, but not the ones with three or four at the waist.

>>785915
Add this to >>785906 and ask about Frieza's family

>>785924
Shoulder pads a shit.
Simplicity is key.

>>785924
Personally I don't care much for the looks but Vegeta's Namek armor was the old style PTO armor.

>>785897
>>A. You handled the Ginyu Force; you can handle Freeza

Not trying to brag about it, but no matter how pretty they were, they received their daily dose and got killed, and you guys hadn't even received the full effect of the potential unlock.

Also, I wonder how SSJ will be handled. I for one would prefer if it doesn't exists and the villains have their power toned down or reduce how much of a buff it is, because once SSJ starts rolling on, Tofoo and friends will become only good to deal with minor antagonists and leave the final boss of the current arc to the super saiyans unless they get super modes or find a way to offset the crippling side effects of kaioken so it can be a buff as good as SSJ

>>785944
We must devour the Kais to gain their God Ki.

>>785944
We are never going to make Kaioken as good as SSJ. The most anybody ever got Kaioken to go to was X20 while SSJ gives like a X50 power boost.
We can still be relevant. We just gotta find things that make powerlevels not matter, like the spirit bomb, the mafuba, etc...

SOM, did you get the idea of friendly Appule from Xenoverse 2?

>>785906
>>785900
"Armor sounds good," you tell him. "Do you have any without the goofy shoulders?"

"Well....let's see what we have in your size," Appule says, leading you to a storage area.

The only armor in your size is what Appule describes as an older model, which is, in fact, free of the goofy shoulders. You put it on, thanking Appule for his help.

The feeling of another power approaching grabs your attention, and you take a moment to figure out who it is. Fortunately for you, it isn't Freeza, you can still sense him someplace far off. It's a Namekian, and a very important one at that.

"Tsuno," Piccolo announces, making his way out of the ship.

>A. Go with him

>B. Let Piccolo handle this; stay where you are

>C. Something else

>>785983
>A. Go with him
inb4 Appule calls the Sauza Squad or whatever that band of homos is called

>>785983
>B. Let Piccolo handle this; stay where you are
>C. Go see how Kori is doing

>>785983
>A. Go with him
>C. Thank appule for his help, praise him for not being stupid enough to attack us

>>785999
This.

>>785983
>>A. Go with him

I don't trust the doc enough to leave him to do all the diplomacy rolls given his penalty for still being a dick.

>>785962

Yeah, the spirit bomb could work if only because Tofoo is famous for being a representant of the capsule corp and winning several tournaments, surely he would get much more support for spirit bomb purpose than goku could, and he could get even more support for the Buu arc if he styles on Satan and become the famous figher of this world

>>785983
>>A. Go with him
>>785992
They only answer to Cooler?

>>786003
We are going to fuck up Satan for sure. We can at least claim to be the strongest human being unlike him

>>786006
Oh yeah. Is there a worse movie villain than Cooler that isn't Broly though? I struggle to think of one.

>>786012

Yeah. Considering Tofoo was furious enough with Yajirobe for bragging about being his master, I bet Tofoo wouldn't like it at all if Satan brags about doing something he didn't do like defeating Cell or winning tournaments he won fair and square in his free time.

Super 13?

>>786014
Probably Dr. Lychee and Hatchiyak

>>786025 meant for>>786014

>>786023
We should enter the next World Martial Arts Tournament just to nip Satan's bullshit in the bud desu

>>786029
Does that even count as a movie? If it does, then yeah, probably. What Hatchiyak is is cool though, the cyborg Tuffle revenge machine or whatever.
>>786025
I put Android 13 above Cooler, and his racist sidekicks above the gay er Ginyu Force.

>>785944
Basically get stronger in order for body to actually be able to handle that large boost of power, otherwise it's going to expand.

Case in point Goku's kaioken x3 that he had pull out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQu2s80vWLg

>>786014
King Gurumes

>>786048
I count base form Android 13 and Super Android 13 as seperate characters as they could not be more different. One has personality and one-liners, the other has dick punches.

>>786054
That's a DB Movie, if we counted those then Bio-Broly isn't even the worst movie villain.

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>>785992
>>785999
Deciding that letting Piccolo handle whatever Tsuno came to discuss by himself might not be the best idea, you leave Appule for the moment, but not for thanking him again for his assistance, and telling him that you're glad he wasn't stupid enough to attack you.

Going outside, you find that Tsuno has already landed, with Piccolo approaching to meet him.

"My friends," Tsuno greets. "There isn't much time. The one called Freeza will be here soon. Nail will be unable to keep him distracted for much longer."

"We have the Dragonballs," Piccolo tells him. "So let's make some wishes and get it over with."

"It is not so simple," Tsuno tells him gravely. "I have seen this Freeza; even the power of the Dragonballs will be unable to defeat him. But Piccolo, you may be able to stand against him."

The younger Namekian stares at him in shock. "Me?"

Tsuno nods. "Go to Nail. If he yet lives, he will know of what I speak. Together, you can unlock the power necessary to defeat Freeza."

"Why didn't you mention this sooner?!" Piccolo growls, clenching an angry fist.

"You must understand, what I am suggesting is forbidden among our people," Tsuno explains to him. "Only now, knowing just how great the threat we face is, can I abide by it."

Piccolo actually looks more angry. "If it wasn't for your damn rules, we could have ended this days ago! I'll go find Nail, but once I have this power, I might have to give some thought to testing it on you!"

With that, Piccolo explodes into the sky, taking off.

Tsuno watches him go, a worried expression on his face. "That one holds more power than he realizes. But the darkness in his heart weighs him down."

>A. He's a lot better than he used to be

>B. Ask just how bad Freeza is

>C. Tell Tsuno that you're ready to make your wish

>D. Something else

>>786085
>>A. He's a lot better than he used to be
>C. Tell Tsuno that you're ready to make your wish

>>786085
>>A. He's a lot better than he used to be
>>C. Tell Tsuno that you're ready to make your wish

>>786085
>A. He's a lot better than he used to be
>D. "I have an idea..." (wish planet namek + good guys elsewhere)

>>786085
>A. He's a lot better than he used to be
>B. Ask just how bad Freeza is
>C. Tell Tsuno that you're ready to make your wish

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so...what are we gonna wish for?

>>786085
>A, C
Do we know about King Kai yet?

>>786102
Bringing back Yamcha first so we don't turn out a liar and just sweep his death under the Namek rug.

>>786102
Wish our self into staying relevant

>>786102
That Lazuli never finds out Yamcha died.

>>786104
He's the one who told us how to do the Kaioken in the first place after Piccolo rocked us with it.

>>786102
It's simple, we take namek and push it somewhere else.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubePTrs2VJc

Leave frieza and anyone else behind in the void of space with no transport and no clue where namek went.

>>786102
The limitations on the Earth Dragon Balls to be removed.

>>786111
Then we have a call to make.
>>786115
This is a good idea. Make it so that Shenron can revive people multiple times, and multiple still.

>>786104
Yes, Bulma got mad at him for not calming Piccolo down and just teaching him to get stronger, and then even more madder when she thought he said he couldn't teach us kaio ken.

>>786123
The fact that we married somebody who talks shit to deities is the best part of this entire quest

>>786131
Until Zamasu cucks us.

>>786132
I will fight, fuse, and fuck Zamasu into submission if he touches Bulma

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>>786132

>Zamasu
>ever mingling with filthy ningen

>>786138
SOM would so it. Just to fuck with us.

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>>786093
>>786094
"He's a lot better than he used to be," you assure Tsuno.

"Yes, I imagine so," the old Namekian says, watching as Piccolo disappear. "For a being of pure evil, the darkness in him is so little. Still, it's enough to make him dangerous. I pray that I am not making a terrible mistake in offering him this kind of power."

Kori looks up into the sky. "He'll help us."

The two of you look at her, surprised by the certainty in her voice. She doesn't seem to notice the attention, just watching Piccolo leave.

You change the subject, telling Tsuno that you're ready to make your wish.

He nods, his expression grim. "Let's take the balls and move them someplace else. Summoning the Dragon could damage the ship if we're too close."

And so, the three of you begin to gather up the Dragonballs, with you holding two under your arms, and a third between your legs, and the others grabbing two each. Travelling a short distance away, you set the balls in a circle, taking a step back.

"Once I summon the Dragon, we will have to make all of our wishes," Tsuno explains. "The balls will scatter when he is dismissed, whether he has granted his wishes or not."

>A. You're ready

>B. Wait, wishes? As in, more than one?

>C. Something else

>>786153
>>B. Wait, wishes? As in, more than one?

>>786153
>B. Wait, wishes? As in, more than one?
>C. The dragon can speak english, right?

>>786153
>B. Wait, wishes? As in, more than one?
>C. Why does everyone else speak English, but the Dragon doesn't?

>>786153
>B. Wait, wishes? As in, more than one?
>C. Can we burn multiple wishes to make something more difficult happen?

>>786153
>A. You're ready
>B. Wait, wishes? As in, more than one?

>>786153
>B. Wait, wishes? As in, more than one?

>C what else can they do?

>>786153
>C HEY KING KAI! Who should we bring back?

>>786213
>not "Hey King Kai, can you get Kami on the line?"

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>>786164
"Wait, more wishes?" you ask. "As in, more than one?"

Tsuno nods. "The Dragon of Dreams will grant three wishes within his power. I need only to summon him and make the wishes in the Namekian tongue."

You give him a look of confusion. "Why doesn't he understand our language? Everyone else on this planet does."

"It was a way of ensuring that wicked outsiders would be unable to abuse its power," Tsuno explains. "Now, are you ready?"

You nod, and Tsuno begins speaking in Namekian. None of it really makes sense to you, but he puts a lot of emphasis on the word "Porunga".

The balls glow, and a colossal ray of golden light shoots from them, climbing into the sky, which darkens for the first time since you've arrived on this world. Winding around, the light begins to take a on a solid shape. The gold turns to green, and you find yourself staring up at the Namekian Dragon.

His lower body is serpentine, like Shenron, but his upper body is far more humanoid, and incredibly muscular. He stares down at your group, and speaks in the same language as Tsuno.

"What is your first wish?" the old Namekian asks.

>A. Return those killed by Freeza, the Saiyans, and their minions to the world of the living

>B. Return those killed by Freeza, the Saiyans, and their minions to the world of the living, except for the really evil ones

>C. Remove the limit on the Earth Dragonballs that keeps them from reviving people more than once

>D. Restore Namek to the way it was before the great disaster

>E. Something else

>>786249
>B. Return those killed by Freeza, the Saiyans, and their minions to the world of the living, except for the really evil ones

>>786249
>A. Return those killed by Freeza, the Saiyans, and their minions to the world of the living

Yeah, i'm not fucking Shen since he did help us

>>786249
>B. Return those killed by Freeza, the Saiyans, and their minions to the world of the living, except for the really evil ones
>C. Remove the limit on the Earth Dragonballs that keeps them from reviving people more than once
>D. Restore Namek to the way it was before the great disaster
If B doesn't work, then
>E. Give me limitless potential

>>786260
Shen's not that evil anymore. Besides, if we use this one, Nappa comes back

>>786249
>C, B, D

>not doing C first

>>786249
changing to
>>B. Return those killed by Freeza, the Saiyans, and their minions to the world of the living, except for the really evil ones
>>C. Remove the limit on the Earth Dragonballs that keeps them from reviving people more than once
>>E. Give me limitless potential

>>786249
>B. Return those killed by Freeza, the Saiyans, and their minions to the world of the living, except for the really evil ones
>C. Remove the limit on the Earth Dragonballs that keeps them from reviving people more than once
>E. Give me limitless potential

>>786285
This

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>>786258
>>786264
"For our first wish, we want to return those killed by the Saiyans, Freeza, and their minions to the world of the living," you tell Tsuno. "Except for the really evil ones."

Tsuno nods at you, relaying the information to Porunga, who tells him something in return. Tsuno looks back at you apologetically.

"Porunga says that he can only bring one person back per wish," Tsuno explains.

>A. Bring back Yamcha

>B. Krillin

>C. Ox King

>D. Shen

>E. Roshi

>F. Chaozu

>G. Tenshinhan

>H. Wish for the limits on the Earth Dragonballs, which prevent them from reviving people more than once, to be removed

>I. Something else

Looks like I made it back in time for some wishes, oh boy. I can't wait for a pissed off Freiza

>>786301
>H
So we can bring back everyone.

>>786301
>>I. Hold up a sec, I gotta talk to someone (try and contact King Kai)

>>786301
>H.
I think this would work best and we can use the earth dragonballs for the wish we wanted to just make

>>786301
>H. Wish for the limits on the Earth Dragonballs, which prevent them from reviving people more than once, to be removed
If it doesn't work then
>A. Bring back Yamcha

>>786249
Wouldn't B bring back like, a shitload of people and planets? Because if it does, fuck me that's alot of shit.

>A. Return those killed by Freeza, the Saiyans, and their minions to the world of the living
>D. Restore Namek to the way it was before the great disaster
>E. Make me, Krillin, Yamcha, Tien, Bulma, Chichi, Lazuli, and goku's wife half sayian

>>786301
>H. Wish for the limits on the Earth Dragonballs, which prevent them from reviving people more than once, to be removed

>>786301
>H, then contact King Kai with, Please hurry King Kai, we don't want this to dragon."

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>>786317
I chuckled

>>786320
Porunga is such a bro compared to Shenron. Why does Shenron rush people making wishes anyway? It's not like he has things to do.

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>>786323
My guess is either to intimidate or snap the person out of the awe of staring at a dragon that came out of seven balls.

>>786330
That actually makes a lot of sense, thanks senpai.

>>786308
>>786312
"Tsuno, can Porunga remove the limits on the Earth Dragonballs that keeps them from reviving people more than once?" you ask.

The Namekian looks at you in shock, but promises to ask, turning and conversing with the Dragon in the Namekian tongue. Porunga's eyes glow red, and he says something that you assume to be along the lines of "your wish is granted".

"It's done," Tsuno says, turning toward you. "What would you like to wish for next?"

>A. Wish someone back (specify)

>B. Wish that Kami and Piccolo were no longer bound to the same life force

>C. Ask for your full power to be unleashed

>D. Something else

>>786323
Because, he was made by Kami so he took after his creator.

>>786340
>>C. Ask for your full power to be unleashed

>>786340
>>D. Give me limitless potential

>>786340
>B.
What exactly does C mean? I'm voting for B though, don't want to lose the balls after upgrading them

>>786340
>D. Give me limitless potential.

>>786340
>D. Give myself and my family and friends limitless potential.

>>786340
>A. Wish someone back (specify)
Yamcha, because that is more in line what Tofoo would do
>>786346
Basically speeds up the power boost Guru did to us and completes it.

Which won't be much since we are probably close to finishing it.

>>786343
So you have to get to know Shenron before he's good to you?
>>786340
>D. Give me limitless potential
>>786346
It means the SOM is cucking us out of more power.

>>786340
>>786344
>D. Give me limitless potential.
Changing my answer to this

>>786346
You do realize that might actually fuck up the dragonballs by ineadvertantly killing Kami. I'm pretty sure the only reason he's still alive is because he's been piggy-backing on Piccolo's eternal youth

>>786359
That's ttue, I'm just worried about Piccolo. Once he gets his "new power" he is probably going straight to Freiza and that worries me

>>786363
>implying frieza isn't about to one shot Tsuno right now

>>786366
>Frieza goes to shoot Tsuno
Wait! There's still one wish left!
>Use it to make Tsuno immortal

>>786366
Freiza will be royally pissed once he finds out about this whole situation

>>786340
>A
If king kai contacts us go with his suggestions

Otherwise revive tenshinhan or krilin

>>786340
Now hold on guys, hear me out.
We have two wishes left.

We can use them both to wish the earth (frieza knows where it is) and namek into the same solar system somewhere a billion lightyears away from freiza around a suitable star.

By doing so we completely bypass the frieza fight.
Then we're just left with cell.

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>>786345
>>786347
"Next, give me limitless potential!" you tell Tsuno.

He looks at you strangely, but makes the wish to Porunga, who says something back to him. With a sigh, Tsuno turns back to you.

"He says that wish is beyond his power," Tsuno explains. "He says that your potential is already so great that he can't increase it. However, he did say that he could help you unlock a part of it."

>A. Like, another boost from Guru? That sounds good

>B. Wish someone back (specify)

>C. Ask that Piccolo and Kami no longer be bound by the same life force

>D. Something else

>>786387
>>A. Like, another boost from Guru? That sounds good
I guess this was to be expected.

>>786340
The problem with unlocking the dragon balls is you only get one wish, and it takes a week at least to get to namek.

Returning namek to pre cataclysm namek would make a spirit bomb much stronger. Presuming goku learned it from king kai...

>>786387
>D. Wish for it to be impossible for Frieza, or anyone loyal to him to harm Tofoo

>>786387
>D. Make me, my friends, and my family half sayians.

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>>786387
>A. Like, another boost from Guru? That sounds good

>>786387
>D. Make me and my friends immortal
>D. Wish our planets far away in another galaxy
>D. Wish for frieza to no longer be evil
>D. Wish for a saiyan body
>D. For fuck's sake, use this wish to do something really useful

>>786392
Supporting this

>>786392
>>786395
Also supporting, specifically.

>>786391
It cant affect anyone stronge tsuno without permission
>>786392
Probably has the same problem as ginyus body swap, lowered power while you adjust. Is now thr best tine?

>>786387
>A. Like, another boost from Guru? That sounds good

Fuck it, might as well take a shot at being useful.

>>786390
you do realize Goku drew energy from at least the entire solar system, not just Namek

>>786387
>A.
I wish Bulma was here, she's good with wishes

>>786400
Lolno.
Our physiology might change, but it's still our body.
Same height, same strength, same everything.

Except our genes.

>>786401
You want a shot at being useful?
Make everyone half-saiyan.

>>786387
>B. Wish someone back (specify)
Yamcha, not to mention its more in line what Tofoo would do before wishing for power, as well as the fact we promised Lazuli of him coming back.

>>786387
>>786392
Changing to this

>>786408
>>786392
Not going to happen, since those wish types were vetoed a long time ago.

>>786403
>>786388
A reminder that being half-saiyan means we (and the others) can go super saiyan, which is much better than a 10-15% increase in power.

>>786410
We can bring yamcha back later, when we're not facing frieza.

>>786392
>>786394
>>786412
>>786403
Deadlock

>>786400
>It cant affect anyone stronge tsuno without permission
They can literally make us immortal, why is limited invulnerability off the table?

>>786417
A then

>>786412
orly

>>786417
EVERYONE HALF-SAIYAN

>>786410
That doesn't really stop yamcha from getting insta-gib by frieza does it?

>>786417
changing to>>786392
I'm sorry, but Humanity Fuck Yeah might be on hold for a while

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>>786421
>intentionally doing this
We're going to die, and then we're going to be an irrelevant human for the rest of the quest just because we can't do saiyan bullshit transformations.
Good job turning us into krillin instead of giving EVERYONE saiyan bullshit transformations so that they can stay a part of the story.

>>786417
I changed to making us saiyans, being useless fucking sucks

>>786417
HUMANITY FOR LIFE

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>Everyone wants to be a filthy monkey
Kai Tofoo is starting to sound pretty good desu

>>786421
>>786394
>>786388
>>786425
>>786422
>>786411
>>786392
"I want for Porunga to make me, my friends, and my family half-Saiyan," you tell Tsuno.

Kori and Tsuno both look at you like you're insane.

"You want to do what?" Tsuno asks.

"Why do you want to be half-Saiyan?" Kori asks.

>A. The Saiyans always get stronger

>B. Humans are weak

>C. On second thought, maybe that's not a good idea; your wife might kill you for changing her species, and might be weirded out if you suddenly have a tail

>D. Actually, just give you that power boost

>E. Something else

>>786417
Make me, my friends, and my family have the sayian ability to grow stronger after every confrontation.

>>786435
>>E. Saiyan genetics are bullshit
>>E. Everyone except my wife I guess

>>786435
>D. Actually, just give you that power boost
Pls no dirty monkey

>>786435
>C
>D

Monkey lovers get out

>>786436
That should fix the whole "wtf i have a tail now! Tofou you asshole!"

>>786437
This

>>786435
>A. The Saiyans always get stronger
>B. Humans are weak

"Every time a saiyan almost dies, they get a massive boost in power. I've been running myself ragged keeping up with goku this whole time, and if i had the same ability, i couldn't tell you how many times i'd have gotten a boost from it.
Not just me, but everyone. We've all come close to death more times than i can count.
And saiyans? They're just naturally strong anyways."

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>>786435
>D.
Nonononono please don't do this

>>786435
>C. On second thought, maybe that's not a good idea; your wife might kill you for changing her species, and might be weirded out if you suddenly have a tail

Monkey lovers REEEEEEE

Just give us the Power of the Saiyans instead. Like Black, or Cell.

>>786444
>Like Black, or Cell.
both of whom that have FUCKING SAIYAN GENES

>>786442
Fucking this. This is the logic I was working on.

>>786442
This basically sums up how I feel about the matter.
I'll switch to this.

>>786447
Yeah, but Cell isn't a Saiyan. He's mostly Piccolo and Frieza. Don't call The Supreme God a filthy monkey you fucking ningen.

>>786435
>D. Actually, just give you that power boost

>>786451
Shut your pie hole, murderer. Can't even win a rigged fight.

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>>786439
>>786437

Seriously, if we make all of our friends and family saiyans, they'll be able to stand by our side for the rest of the quest instead of fading into obscurity and uselessness, even if we don't.
I liked the feeling this quest had back during dragonball when people were on roughly even terms, and i don't want to end up with the same couple people doing all the fighting and having all the interactions for the rest of the quest.

I haven't enjoyed the DBZ segment nearly as much so far because it's been just that, a constant struggle to power up with no adventure inbetween.
Everyone just gets killed when they're human.
Let them fight.

>>786435
>D

>>786456
You've now reminded me of how Super is just the advert for superior Saiyan genetics.

>>786456
Making Bulma a Half-Saiyan will only make her less smart. It's a scientific fact that having Saiyan Genes makes you a dumbass. Gohan was only intelligent because Chi-Chi is a great mother.
>>786462
Except Frieza got to God Level in four months and Goku could only fight Hit using a suicide move.

Just imagine that if Bulma becomes a half sayian, we can train her up and have some literally earth shaking sex.

>>786468
If nothing else, this is the only reason anyone needs to make this wish.

>>786466
Frieza got god-level in 4 months because Toei just wanted to bring Frieza back and couldn't actually think of a good explanation for him being relevant again. You are kinda right about Hit though.
also
>Chi-Chi
>great mother

>>786435
>A. The Saiyans always get stronger
>B. Humans are weak

>>786470
>>786468
I hope that she leaves us for this.

>>786473
She's retarded.
All the smarts in the world don't mean shit when you're fucking dead.

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>>786452
>>786444
>>786439
"On second thought, maybe that's not such a good idea," you admit. "My wife might kill me for changing her species, and might be weirded out if I suddenly grow a tail. Give me that power boost."

Tsuno nods, turning to Porunga and making the wish. The Dragon's eyes glow red, and you feel a sudden surge of energy, power unlike anything you've ever experienced in your life. Your strength must have increased tenfold, perhaps even more. With this kind of strength, someone like Captain Ginyu would be nothing compared to you, and with the power of the Kaio-Ken on your side, even Freeza might have reason to be afraid. And if this is only a small part of your potential, imagine how strong you can become. Forget Saiyan genetics, your own power is incredible.

"There's one wish remaining," Tsuno tells you as you admire your new power. "Make it count."

>A. Revive someone (specify)

>B. Wish for Kami and Piccolo to no longer be bound to the same life-force

>C. Something else

... SOM has repeatedly said that this is a human quest.

Just because dbz has shit writing doesnt mean this quest has to follow tge same only sauyans matter route.

In this quest a human is the main fucking character. Ergo humans will remain relevant.

Look at yamcha. Relevant till the end and ge would have continued had we not cock blocked him.

>>786479
>>C. Try and contact King Kai
WE NEED TO TALK TO HIM NOW

>>786435
>C
>D
Because doing this seems kind of like a trap anyway. Besides, I do wanna see just how strong he can become without a cheat code.

>>786479
>Contact King Kai and ask about our friends training
So we can pick one to bring back

>>786480
I suppose. I figure it should be fine if we can make significant gains

>>786479
>C. Create three soulless Namekians as strong as you can to have Piccolo fuse with

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>>786479
Welp. What a waste. Ten times 0 is still 0.
I'll see you fags in the morning.

>>786466
And bulma is still smarter than him. And she would be a half sayian just like him. And sayians had scientists, but their brains were put to battlefield tech instead of all around like Bulma. She would not be a dumb bunny.

>>786480
Not to mention it's beyond fucking OC for Tofoo to make a wish that changes everyone's biological structure without their damn consent and meta reasons of later events, which IC we have no fucking idea about.

>>786479
>Forget Saiyan genetics
Yeah sure fag
>>786479
>>B. Wish for Kami and Piccolo to no longer be bound to the same life-force

>>786492
You make a good point. After all, Goku's father was a mediocre warrior, but an brilliant scientist. Except that's wrong.

>>786479
>A
Tenshinhan

He knows the containment wave.
And tribeam

>>786479
>C
Contact king kai.
>>786490
Maybe we can ask Shenron to make just us a half Saiyan for those mad gainz.
>>786497
Can't wait for tofoo to see ssj god.

>>786479
>B. Wish for Kami and Piccolo to no longer be bound to the same life-force

>>786502
>He knows the containment wave.
which is useless without a paper talisman and a container

>>786504
>Can't wait for tofoo to see ssj god.
This is when we try to bogard some godly ki

>>786507
Piccolo knows the talisman and can clothes beam up a container.
>>786504
>Maybe we can ask Shenron to make just us a half Saiyan for those mad gainz.
Can we just ask for Saiyan potential? Or the ability to stop time, or for a bunch of clones and potara earrings? Something that doesn't turn us into a filthy ape.

>>786507
What? Namekians dont fucking write or hold liquids? They are a space-faring race. Worst case grab something from bulma

>>786489
>>786483
>>786486
"King Kai, can you hear me?" you shout up the the sky. "Please answer quickly, we don't have time for this whole thing to be dragon on."

Laughter in your mind tells you that King Kai has heard your message.

"Yes, I'm here," he tells you. "I read you loud and clear. What's up?"

>A. Ask who you should wish back to help battle Freeza

>B. Ask how things are on his world

>C. Something else

>>786520
>B.
>A.

>>786514
Well fuck me then
>>786515
>They were a space faring race.
FTFY
But yeah, they probably do have all the shit

>>786520
>>A. Ask who you should wish back to help battle Freeza

>>786520
>A. Ask who you should wish back to help battle Freeza
>B. Ask if there's anyone else in Otherworld who he thinks would help us against Frieza

>>786520
>B. Ask how things are on his world
>C. Can you teleport somebody to Namek?

>>786511
>Bogarding godly ki
Hopefully.
I'd rather we don't fade into irrelevancy.
>>786514
>Filthy ape
The same apes that will probably save our ass from a majority of heavy hitters.
At least until we try to charisma whis into teaching us by bribing him with earth food.
>>786520
>A
>B

Wait, why don't we wish Goku healed? He should be plenty strong enough to beat Frieza before he transforms.

>>786520
>A
>B
>C
Any useful ideas or techniques we could use? His power STILL feels terrifying.

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>>786534
Because five minutes have already passed and Freeza's more than likely about to death beam someone right now.

>>786531
And if we were on Frieza's side he would help us.

We should just become an Android when Kori or Trunks or whoever comes back to warn us, three years is enough time for Bulma to roboticize us.

>>786523
My hope is for freeza to be sealed into one of those ridiculously spiky namekian containers... only to realize later its a portable toilet

Noone but a namekian could ever tell

>>786543
Can androids even increase their power outside of tech upgrades?
And would we even be able to get god ki?

>>786522
>>786525
"How are things on your world?" you ask King Kai.

"Just fine," he tells you. "Your friends are progressing quite well in their training. If not for that wish you just made, most of them would be stronger than you right about now."

You hear him laugh with further amusement.

"So, which one should I wish back to help battle Freeza?" you ask.

"Well, the only one who died on Namek is Yamcha," King Kai points out. "Anyone else you brought back would just be revived on Earth."

>A. Revive Yamcha

>B. Revive someone else

>C. Something else

>>786557
>A. Revive Yamcha

>>786557
>>C. You're a god. Can't you just teleport one of them here when we wish them back to life?

>>786557
>C. Something else
Ask if there's something that could help you beat Frieza among your current party.

>>786557
Cant the earth dragon balls wish them to namek?

Or the earth dragon balls could wish them toblife and the namekian dragon balls wish them to namek

Get kami on the line

>>786557
>A. Revive Yamcha
and watch him get insta-gibbed by frieza

>>786557
>A
It's the least we could do after what happened during the Ginyu Force.

>>786557
>C. Wish to heal Goku

>Wish for something that Kami would be able to do later
>Wish for a shitty power-up instead of becoming Saiyan which will give us more benefits in the long term
>Revive a jobber

What utter wastes of wishes

>>786573
>Wish for a shitty power-up instead of becoming Saiyan which will give us more benefits in the long term
Your forgetting about 'muh human pride'
I wonder if SOM would make shit harder if we become half Saiyan.

>>786557
>C. Wish for immortality

>>786573
Combo attacks are much more powerful, look at the purple comet or combining kamehamehas.

Having our friends around could be very useful

>>786557
>A.

>>786581
Wait this
If we're immortal does that mean we can job long enough for Goku to heal up?

>>786581
Well then Kori is gonna have to die for Super Saiyan

>>786557
>C contact kami

So why are we wishing Yamcha back? He's just gonna die again.

>>786602
I'm switching to immortality to improve our jobbing ability

>>786591
Wouldn't it be less painful just to wish for Goku to be healed? Wishing for immortality just sort of fucks with the tension.

>>786581
>>786591
>>786612
>Wishing for inmortality is okay but wishing to become a Saiyan is not

We cannot wish for immorality.

We can wish for our revived friends to be transported to namek instantly.

>>786612
Gotta think of the long haul.
This will help us job ALL the fights.
>>786614
I wanted us to become saiyans but others were like
"REEEEEEE FILTHY MONKEYS"

>>786614
I was arguing against immortality, monkey-lover.

Also, stay salty.

>>786619
We most certainly can wish for immortality

>>786581
switching to this

>>786614
Immortality doesn't forcibly change everyone's biologies. Also, it would help us survive Frieza, and the ultra-powerful Androids to follow.

>>786629
Why didn't we just wish for just us to become a Saiyan and stack that with immortality?
We could have been a Super Saiyan Jobber

>>786625
Tsuon will get halfway through the wish when freeza takes him out.

Speaking from meta, Som will not hand us the i win forever wish.

>>786629
>Also, it would help us survive Frieza, and the ultra-powerful Androids to follow.
You know what also would help with that? Becoming a Saiyan.

Mind you, I don't particularly care about becoming a Saiyan, this is Human Quest after all, I'm just pointing the exceeding hypocrite of complaining about Saiyans being broken and all that jazz but do a 180 and somehow think that becoming immortal is not broken or even more broken.

>B-But we'd still be shitter weak humans
Yeah, shitter weak human who can't die so you'll simply outlast everyone by not-dying while spamming kienzan until one finally hits. Where's the fun in that?

Remember when we were fighting shape shifting pig-men to save villages and shit?

>>786631
Because if we can't die, then why do we have to be a Saiyan? It's why Future Zamasu is immortal and not Goku Black.

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>>786565
>>786558
"Return Yamcha to the world of the living," you tell Tsuno. "Make that our final wish!"

Nodding, the Namekian turns toward Porguna, beginning to speak to the Dragon. When he's about halfway through his sentence, a beam of light strikes his body, and you shield your eyes as the energy detonates, scorching his body and killing him altogether.

Turning, and looking upward, you spot a short, pink and white-skinned creature standing atop a rock formation, finger pointed at the spot where Tsuno had stood moments before.

"I apologize for the interruption," the creature states in a voice that's almost sickeningly polite. "But I'm afraid I couldn't allow you to waste the final wish returning some insect to the living world."

He smiles. "No, it's time for my own wish to be fulfilled."

>A. Ask him who he is

>B. Ask him if he has any idea what he's done

>C. Something else

>>786647
>C. You do realize now that he's dead the dragon balls won't work right?

>>786643
>shape shifting pig-men

bot ringing a bell

>>786647
>>B. Ask him if he has any idea what he's done
We better be able to keep up with his first form

>>786643
I miss those days.
>>786641
I wasn't complaining that being a Saiyan is broken, I would have gone for Saiyan Power, but not Saiyan biology.
>>786647
*slow clap*
Always taking the most rail-roading options :^)

>>786649
Oolong

>>786647
>C. Now no one gets a wish, good job.

>>786647
Based Frieza.

>A. Ask him who he is
>B. Ask him if he has any idea what he's done
>C. Something else
Good job. Now that he's dead you won't get a wish either.

>>786652
>I would have gone for Saiyan Power, but not Saiyan biology.
Then what's the fucking difference?

Oh, let's become a Saiyan in everything but name. Big whoop. We are still totally pure ningen and not filthy monkeys.

>>786647
Shit shit shit
>A.
I don't think we should tell him what just happened

>>786647
>C so your freeza? Prettier than i expected.
>B
There goes your wishes

Also, called it

>>786647
>B

>>786663
We can't call him pretty till final form

>>786656
Who?