Catgirl questTotally legit and work safe.Let's join our new friend here on a typical catgirl day. 1s, 6s or 9s to win.
>>76095Go to your job at a law firm
>>76095Sommersault into some proper clothes for work.
>>76101You're off to the office. You've got an important meeting with an important client.
>>76142The client is a pig
>>76142You're the secretary. Your boss is kind of an ass
>>76142Ops got a itch on my crotch, better try to lick it away.
>>76142Get a donuts at the cafe.
>>76142Client is a tentacle monster suing a magical girl for assault.
>>76176Ah, good morning. I hope you weren't waiting long. How can I be of service?
>>76234With 2 smaller piglets.
>>76234He's in a custody battle with his wife for his daughter
His wife is the plant behind him and they are having a marriage issue.
>>76234he has been accused of industrial espionage.
>>76251Well, I'm here to... oh excuse me.Stop playing hide and seek, you two!Say hello to.. I'm sorry what was your name again, Miss...?
>>76319I hope Nya is the nickname
>>76319Nyatalia Mewl. It is a rather unusual name, I know. Not many people can remember it. And your name was...?
>>76364Kevin Hamlet Bacon
>>76371Fug>>76381Dammit i lost
>>76381please go with this over>>76371
>>76393I second this motion.>>76395Clever
>>76371ahem... pigcake...er... That's what I thought you said over the phone, but I couldn't be sure.(And I thought MY name was unusual!)Shall we go over the details of your case?
>>76427His wife is divorcing him and going to marry a butcher. They want the kids.
>>76427Custody over my 3rd piglet. Her mother is a cougar
>>76427His wife died and in her will she left custody of her children with her sister rather than him.
>>76427>>76438Rolling for this
>>76427He's suing a company for medical expenses after his child ate a spider
>>76393Well it's pronounced "Pigcake", but it's spelled "Tim Piggleton". I won't bore you with the details.Either will do!
>>76451So you see, I want a divorce just as much as her, but I just can't let that sow keep my precious little piglets. Who can tell me that's a safe environment for them to grow up in?What can I do, Miss Mewl?What can I do??
>>76508Gather evidence for when we go to court
>>76508Fake the deaths of the piglets so that the court won't take them away.
>>76508We fight tooth and nail to keep your children, Mr Piggleton!
>>76508marry both of the piglets so that they can't be taken away
>>76508Gather information about his wife
>>76566We know very well that's not legal
>>76567>>76537These two things are fuckin' great
>>76566...is what I MIGHT suggest if I were high on catnip, but fortunately, I have a much better course of action...namely...
>>76594Gather information on her and her new beau, them find an angle we exploit mercilessly.
>>76594Get some dirt on the wife. And make sure you keep receipts for anything you buy fir the kids
>>76616that... that sounds dangerous!But there's one thing you have to know before we start...
>>76691I have never actually won a case before
>>76691I have type II Diabetes, and my blood sugar is low. I need meat. Sacrifice one of your piglets.
>>76691I charge about tree fiddy an hour
>>76691I have never lost a case. Ever. EVER........
>>76691I need the butchery's address>>76706No
>>76691Your wife requested my services, too
>>76706That's ridiculous! Eating proteins will not increase your blood sugar as much as a candy bar or a piece of fruit! I'm leaving!
>>76751Tackle him! He's too fat to outrun you
>>76706>low blood sugar>requires meat???
>>76751Beg and plead that he doesnt leave
>>76751It was just a joke from my country, Bigtitslovaquia
>>76751Good thing that was a daydream
>>76777Lucky 7s! Cmon!
>>76751Tackle him, black out / become dizzy from low blood sugar then come to and realise you killed him. Run from job and be come a criminal on the run selling your body, soon to be come a drug queen lord
Fyi making decisions by post number is fucking stupid.
>>76777 >>76789>>..yeh.. triple sevens, right?miss mewl...Miss Mewl?MISS MEWL!I've thought it over and I'm ready to help you get information on my wife.
>>76839Excellent. Lets get started. The butcher has fish right?
>>76839My wife has Type II Diabetes and wants to eat my piglets because we've actually been feeding them so much honey glaze they're practically candy pigs.
>>76839apologise profsely for sleeping on the job
>>76861Wow, Im glad this won.
>>76861Kek. This one is okay
This can only end in so many ways, you know?...
>>76861Both of you have?Y-y-yeah... I'm just gonna give a quick call to my friend at Child Protection and get their feedback on this case.Just sit right there, Mister Pigcake.
>>76934pigcake becomes a pigpie
>>76934One of the piglets wanders off and falls into a broken microwave that turns on randomly.
>>76934Adopt the piglets
>>76934Pigcake seems distressed, you might not wanna do that.Instead kiss his asscheeks and tell him everything will be fine.
Yo, OP. Still with us, man?
>>76966(wrapping it up now...)Well kids... I hope, in time, you'll realize that you're in a better home now.And those two will never harm you.It just goes to show...
>>77055(pig)cake and diabetes go hand in hand.
>>77055The ending has Type II diabetes, and needs to eat all the characters, since they have their own blood sugar.
>>77055Licking door nobs is illegal on other planets
>>77055Nice movie plug
>>77055>wrapping it up now.Hod damn it.And I had just gotten here.Good show, OP.
>>77066What the hell is it with you and diabetes, dude?Something you wanna tell us?
>>77079I have Type II diabetes and must derail every thread I see fit to feed my sugar levels.
>>77093Woah, shit.I'm sorry.
>>77055we fuck the rabbit.
Swine doesn't pay.YEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHThis story made me hungry. Dinner time. Thanks!
>>77110Eat the dinner because you have Type II Diabetes as well.
>>77129i have, actually.. it's like making me dizzy!This was my first quest thing. Hope I get the hang of it!
>>77129Stop pushing your fucking fetish on the rest of us you fag
>>77142Well I'm the one getting the winning rolls, aren't I?>1s, 6s or 9s to win.
>>77139First? Really? Nice job op. And thanks
This was great, OP. Thanks!
Just wanna see how easy it is to do this from my iPad.
>>78571What drawing app?
>>78586Procreate. It's my favorite, although MediBang is a close second.
>>78571really good op, almost as good as type ii diabetes
>>78665Jeez you just don't fucking stop do you?
>>78733no, kinda like type ii diabetes
>>78782You remind me of my friend John, except you post on 4chan about type II diabees.