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Civ Thing Aftermath Adventure,(...) 10/25/16(Tue)11:41:57 No.749863

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Civ Thing Aftermath Adventure, Part 10 Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)11:41:57 No.749863 Archived

Oh shit nigger(s) it's the aftermath of Civ Thing and all the tribal barbarian God, Brock, has gone mad with unholy powers and is now threatening the lives of everybody in The Kingdom. An army of paladins was formed to destroy this dark god.

Your current protags is a group within that army. A party comprising of Holy skeletons, an orc paladin, a barbarian paladin, a golden dragon paladin, a cyborg goblin and two mustached guys. You are at the gate to Brock's unholy domain, what do?

Roll 1d100, who gets the highest number is the picked action.

Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES

Anonymous (ID: B7t5pFIU)
10/25/16(Tue)11:42:47 No.749865

Anonymous (ID: B7t5pFIU) 10/25/16(Tue)11:42:47 No.749865

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>749863
Inspect the army and troops at our disposal

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/25/16(Tue)11:43:03 No.749867

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/25/16(Tue)11:43:03 No.749867

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>749863
Punch selves in faces

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/25/16(Tue)11:43:25 No.749869

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/25/16(Tue)11:43:25 No.749869

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>749863
Party screen.

Anonymous (ID: YooH1XJo)
10/25/16(Tue)11:44:15 No.749871

Anonymous (ID: YooH1XJo) 10/25/16(Tue)11:44:15 No.749871

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>749863
Woohoo

Punch selves in face for morale

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)11:48:06 No.749878

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)11:48:06 No.749878

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>>749867
Ah yes, morale building

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo)
10/25/16(Tue)11:48:59 No.749880

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo) 10/25/16(Tue)11:48:59 No.749880

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>749878
Holiness Intensifies. Powerrrrr uuupppp!

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/25/16(Tue)11:49:03 No.749881

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/25/16(Tue)11:49:03 No.749881

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>749878
Climb the stairway to heaven

Anonymous (ID: B7t5pFIU)
10/25/16(Tue)11:50:00 No.749882

Anonymous (ID: B7t5pFIU) 10/25/16(Tue)11:50:00 No.749882

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>749878
Inspect our army and what assets we have

Orc Saitama (ID: zxvxkEhR)
10/25/16(Tue)11:50:03 No.749883

Orc Saitama (ID: zxvxkEhR) 10/25/16(Tue)11:50:03 No.749883

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>749878
cut to epic fight

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/25/16(Tue)11:50:31 No.749885

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/25/16(Tue)11:50:31 No.749885

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>749878
Deus Vult!

Anonymous (ID: rwXFeEJQ)
10/25/16(Tue)11:52:26 No.749888

Anonymous (ID: rwXFeEJQ) 10/25/16(Tue)11:52:26 No.749888

Rolled 57 (1d100)

Have the half dragon spawn from last thread join us.

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)11:54:55 No.749895

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)11:54:55 No.749895

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>>749883
Yes of course, you enter Brock's domain and face his unholy spawn

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/25/16(Tue)11:55:46 No.749896

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/25/16(Tue)11:55:46 No.749896

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>749895
RIDER KICK

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/25/16(Tue)11:56:04 No.749898

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/25/16(Tue)11:56:04 No.749898

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>749895
>unholy
TIME FOR PURIFYING HOLY MAGICS

Anonymous (ID: t+RSgYDu)
10/25/16(Tue)11:56:22 No.749900

Anonymous (ID: t+RSgYDu) 10/25/16(Tue)11:56:22 No.749900

>>749895
Mow 'em down till we get to boss room

Anonymous (ID: rwXFeEJQ)
10/25/16(Tue)11:56:28 No.749901

Anonymous (ID: rwXFeEJQ) 10/25/16(Tue)11:56:28 No.749901

Rolled 90 (1d100)

Kick them in the skeletal dicks!

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/25/16(Tue)11:56:35 No.749902

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/25/16(Tue)11:56:35 No.749902

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>749895

> Purge the heretic!

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo)
10/25/16(Tue)11:56:42 No.749903

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo) 10/25/16(Tue)11:56:42 No.749903

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>749895
Holy Meteor!

Anonymous (ID: t+RSgYDu)
10/25/16(Tue)11:57:35 No.749904

Anonymous (ID: t+RSgYDu) 10/25/16(Tue)11:57:35 No.749904

>>749900
My dice disappeared rip mobile

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)12:01:45 No.749909

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)12:01:45 No.749909

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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>749903
Roll 2d100 for result.

First number is the picking, while the second has to be higher than mine to succeed

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/25/16(Tue)12:02:30 No.749910

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/25/16(Tue)12:02:30 No.749910

Rolled 50, 92 = 142 (2d100)

>>749909

Rolling...

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/25/16(Tue)12:02:34 No.749912

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/25/16(Tue)12:02:34 No.749912

Rolled 90, 42 = 132 (2d100)

>>749909
make it a drill too

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/25/16(Tue)12:03:55 No.749914

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/25/16(Tue)12:03:55 No.749914

Rolled 14, 54 = 68 (2d100)

>>749909

>>749912
Shit

Anonymous (ID: rwXFeEJQ)
10/25/16(Tue)12:04:40 No.749915

Anonymous (ID: rwXFeEJQ) 10/25/16(Tue)12:04:40 No.749915

Rolled 33, 41 = 74 (2d100)

>>749909
Praise be to dice god

Orc Saitama (ID: zxvxkEhR)
10/25/16(Tue)12:04:43 No.749916

Orc Saitama (ID: zxvxkEhR) 10/25/16(Tue)12:04:43 No.749916

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>749909

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo)
10/25/16(Tue)12:06:05 No.749919

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo) 10/25/16(Tue)12:06:05 No.749919

Rolled 91, 6 = 97 (2d100)

>>749909

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo)
10/25/16(Tue)12:09:10 No.749922

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo) 10/25/16(Tue)12:09:10 No.749922

Maybe Almighty will give us a deus ex machina boost?

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)12:09:37 No.749923

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)12:09:37 No.749923

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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>749912
Missed! Now the Brock Spawn goes for the counter attack! Roll 2d100 for defense, you know the drill

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/25/16(Tue)12:10:24 No.749925

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/25/16(Tue)12:10:24 No.749925

Rolled 71, 84 = 155 (2d100)

>>749923
HOLY SHIELD WALL GO

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo)
10/25/16(Tue)12:10:30 No.749928

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo) 10/25/16(Tue)12:10:30 No.749928

Rolled 5, 26 = 31 (2d100)

>>749923
Punch his skull in with gauntlets!

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/25/16(Tue)12:11:02 No.749931

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/25/16(Tue)12:11:02 No.749931

Rolled 53, 26 = 79 (2d100)

>>749923

Rolling...

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)12:11:26 No.749933

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)12:11:26 No.749933

Rolled 4, 63 = 67 (2d100)

>>749923

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)12:15:51 No.749942

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)12:15:51 No.749942

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>>749925
Success

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/25/16(Tue)12:16:35 No.749944

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/25/16(Tue)12:16:35 No.749944

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>749942
HOLY SMITE
GO

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)12:17:56 No.749945

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)12:17:56 No.749945

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>749942
holy orc fu

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/25/16(Tue)12:18:40 No.749947

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/25/16(Tue)12:18:40 No.749947

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>749942

Supporting:

>>749944

Anonymous (ID: rwXFeEJQ)
10/25/16(Tue)12:20:09 No.749951

Anonymous (ID: rwXFeEJQ) 10/25/16(Tue)12:20:09 No.749951

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>749942
Uppercut to their skeletal balls

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)12:21:54 No.749957

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)12:21:54 No.749957

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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>749944
Roll 2d100, yadda yadda

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/25/16(Tue)12:22:40 No.749958

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/25/16(Tue)12:22:40 No.749958

Rolled 89, 73 = 162 (2d100)

>>749957

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)12:24:50 No.749962

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)12:24:50 No.749962

Rolled 50, 18 = 68 (2d100)

>>749957

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/25/16(Tue)12:25:17 No.749964

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/25/16(Tue)12:25:17 No.749964

Rolled 41, 85 = 126 (2d100)

>>749957

Rolling...

Anonymous (ID: nnOAfV3W)
10/25/16(Tue)12:26:15 No.749966

Anonymous (ID: nnOAfV3W) 10/25/16(Tue)12:26:15 No.749966

>>749863
Orcs represent. Wan Pan still alive? Surprised how fast OP made this thread. Also, I guess we never will continue Elf Boy's adventures until the next quest

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)12:27:10 No.749972

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)12:27:10 No.749972

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>>749958
Success! Your party continues onwards

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/25/16(Tue)12:27:42 No.749974

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/25/16(Tue)12:27:42 No.749974

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>749972
aw yes
loot their unholy bodies

Anonymous (ID: nnOAfV3W)
10/25/16(Tue)12:28:35 No.749979

Anonymous (ID: nnOAfV3W) 10/25/16(Tue)12:28:35 No.749979

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>749972
do a victory pose

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/25/16(Tue)12:29:12 No.749981

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/25/16(Tue)12:29:12 No.749981

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>749972

> Continue onwards. Destroy any artifacts or writing you come across for they are tainted by the ruinous powers...

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)12:29:57 No.749983

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)12:29:57 No.749983

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>>749974
You ogt: some burned ashes

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/25/16(Tue)12:30:45 No.749986

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/25/16(Tue)12:30:45 No.749986

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>749983
turn the ashes into diamonds

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/25/16(Tue)12:30:51 No.749987

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/25/16(Tue)12:30:51 No.749987

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>749983
ONWARD

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)12:30:54 No.749988

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)12:30:54 No.749988

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>749983
party banter

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/25/16(Tue)12:30:57 No.749989

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/25/16(Tue)12:30:57 No.749989

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>749983
Purify then compress them into holy diamonds to amplify holy magic.

Anonymous (ID: nnOAfV3W)
10/25/16(Tue)12:31:23 No.749992

Anonymous (ID: nnOAfV3W) 10/25/16(Tue)12:31:23 No.749992

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>749986
you turn coal into diamonds nigga

>>749983
>>749987

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/25/16(Tue)12:32:12 No.749995

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/25/16(Tue)12:32:12 No.749995

>>749992
nigga please
it's a metal gear solid reference

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)12:36:23 No.750006

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)12:36:23 No.750006

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>>749987
As you move deeper into the unholy domain, your party members talk to eachother

"So how are you so okay with helping killing your tribe's god?"

"Eh, never liked him that much....Or the other barbarians for that matter"

Anonymous (ID: nnOAfV3W)
10/25/16(Tue)12:38:11 No.750011

Anonymous (ID: nnOAfV3W) 10/25/16(Tue)12:38:11 No.750011

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>750006
are by chance considered the fact you're adopted? Have you ever had the feeling of not being gay or the tendency to not suck dick like the other barbarians?

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)12:38:13 No.750012

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)12:38:13 No.750012

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>750006
where is this domain perse? are we in the sky? help me out here

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/25/16(Tue)12:38:16 No.750013

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/25/16(Tue)12:38:16 No.750013

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>750006
Messiah : stay back and support everyone from afar with your holy magic, you have a reeaaaally bad feeling about the conclusion of this adventure

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/25/16(Tue)12:38:24 No.750015

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/25/16(Tue)12:38:24 No.750015

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>750006
I'll be honest I didn't think that fake map would've worked that well back when we orcs were savages.

Anonymous (ID: rwXFeEJQ)
10/25/16(Tue)12:38:56 No.750017

Anonymous (ID: rwXFeEJQ) 10/25/16(Tue)12:38:56 No.750017

Rolled 37 (1d100)

Remember the time all the barbarians pelted us with rocks, sending us into a berserker rage.

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)12:43:39 No.750024

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)12:43:39 No.750024

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>>750015
"And I didn't think that random kingdom seal we goblins picked up would do anything either. But...here we are"

Anonymous (ID: nnOAfV3W)
10/25/16(Tue)12:44:33 No.750025

Anonymous (ID: nnOAfV3W) 10/25/16(Tue)12:44:33 No.750025

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>750024
speaking of that, where the fuck are we? Where the fuck is brock supposed to be? Messiah, directions

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/25/16(Tue)12:44:41 No.750026

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/25/16(Tue)12:44:41 No.750026

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>750024
Goblin Rider, say your deepest apologies to Wan Pan for putting him in that situation

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)12:44:59 No.750028

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)12:44:59 No.750028

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>750024
we should start a band

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/25/16(Tue)12:46:04 No.750031

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/25/16(Tue)12:46:04 No.750031

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>750024

>Onwards! Have no fear for we walk in the Emperor's light!

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)12:49:08 No.750036

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)12:49:08 No.750036

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>>750026
"Sincerest apologies"

"..."

"Didn't the Orcs summon the King in the first place though?"

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)12:50:06 No.750040

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)12:50:06 No.750040

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>750036
Maybe...
Let's Start a Band!

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/25/16(Tue)12:50:25 No.750041

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/25/16(Tue)12:50:25 No.750041

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>750036
Man the goblins didn't rat out where we were building our secret base.
No need to get mad at them.
The dragons got genocided by that angry manlet in a mech so no point getting mad at the last one.
There's no reason to be mad, we fight for the lord now.

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/25/16(Tue)12:51:00 No.750043

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/25/16(Tue)12:51:00 No.750043

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>750036
Ah ha, Orc Diplomacy.
They also released a sentient sword that's bent on killing everyone

Anonymous (ID: rwXFeEJQ)
10/25/16(Tue)12:51:18 No.750044

Anonymous (ID: rwXFeEJQ) 10/25/16(Tue)12:51:18 No.750044

>>750036
The main problem we've been neglecting is. How do we kill a fucking god? Will our fists and stones and magic and technology even work against him?

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/25/16(Tue)12:51:30 No.750045

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/25/16(Tue)12:51:30 No.750045

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>750036

> Our Heroes accidentally trip a death trap...

Anonymous (ID: GDfpAQFw)
10/25/16(Tue)12:51:49 No.750047

Anonymous (ID: GDfpAQFw) 10/25/16(Tue)12:51:49 No.750047

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>750036

Past is past. We must protect the world.

Anonymous (ID: nnOAfV3W)
10/25/16(Tue)12:52:10 No.750049

Anonymous (ID: nnOAfV3W) 10/25/16(Tue)12:52:10 No.750049

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>750036
but see, we thought the box was a portal to more Waifus. Any man would have done the same

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)12:53:28 No.750053

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)12:53:28 No.750053

>>750043
that was the barbs

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo)
10/25/16(Tue)12:56:40 No.750062

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo) 10/25/16(Tue)12:56:40 No.750062

>>750006
Wow... he is so like me. But way more traitory
>>750053
Your sword. Your fault. Us Barbs broke it to make sure we didnt die.

And we didnt.

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)12:57:41 No.750065

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)12:57:41 No.750065

>>750062
you broke the sword, it was contained as a whole! it's all your fault!

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo)
10/25/16(Tue)12:58:39 No.750068

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo) 10/25/16(Tue)12:58:39 No.750068

>>750065
Barbs dindu nuffin

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)12:59:23 No.750071

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)12:59:23 No.750071

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>>750041
"THAT'S RIGHT BROTHERS! WE ALL SERVE UNDER THE ONE TRUE GOD NOW! ISN'T THAT RIGHT, WANPAN?.....Wanpan?......Oh right, it's this shit again"

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/25/16(Tue)13:00:11 No.750073

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/25/16(Tue)13:00:11 No.750073

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>750071
welp
he's not talking while orc diplomacy is in effect
let's keep moving forward

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/25/16(Tue)13:00:44 No.750075

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/25/16(Tue)13:00:44 No.750075

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>750071
Shit all the orc players vanished again didn't they.
No one's controlling him anymore.

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)13:00:54 No.750076

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)13:00:54 No.750076

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>750071
when every one moves on
finally Wan Pan interjects

Anonymous (ID: nnOAfV3W)
10/25/16(Tue)13:01:09 No.750077

Anonymous (ID: nnOAfV3W) 10/25/16(Tue)13:01:09 No.750077

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>750071
we interrupt this quest to have a look at wanpan's thoughts

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)13:04:00 No.750089

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)13:04:00 No.750089

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>>750076
"When mosquito lands on your testicles, do you truly learn to solve problems without violence"

"....I see"

"...thanks, uh, for that"

"Deep"

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo)
10/25/16(Tue)13:04:57 No.750092

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo) 10/25/16(Tue)13:04:57 No.750092

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>750089
Next level of Brock Dungeon! Pose at gate!

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/25/16(Tue)13:05:08 No.750093

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/25/16(Tue)13:05:08 No.750093

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>750089
Let's move on

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)13:07:57 No.750099

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)13:07:57 No.750099

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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>750092
AND NOW...Roll 2d100 to resist trap

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/25/16(Tue)13:08:32 No.750102

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/25/16(Tue)13:08:32 No.750102

Rolled 33, 22 = 55 (2d100)

>>750099
THAT AIN'T SHIT, BROCK

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)13:08:45 No.750103

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)13:08:45 No.750103

Rolled 12, 85 = 97 (2d100)

>>750099

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo)
10/25/16(Tue)13:08:51 No.750105

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo) 10/25/16(Tue)13:08:51 No.750105

Rolled 98, 65 = 163 (2d100)

>>750099

Anonymous (ID: GDfpAQFw)
10/25/16(Tue)13:09:26 No.750106

Anonymous (ID: GDfpAQFw) 10/25/16(Tue)13:09:26 No.750106

Rolled 29, 97 = 126 (2d100)

>>750099

The trap is actally a boy who wear like a girl.

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)13:13:51 No.750119

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)13:13:51 No.750119

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>>750105
Trap successfully disarmed

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/25/16(Tue)13:15:00 No.750123

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/25/16(Tue)13:15:00 No.750123

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>750119
STRIKE A POSE

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo)
10/25/16(Tue)13:15:10 No.750124

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo) 10/25/16(Tue)13:15:10 No.750124

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>750119
Charge!

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)13:17:32 No.750125

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)13:17:32 No.750125

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>>750123
You struck a pose, right in the face.

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)13:17:54 No.750127

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)13:17:54 No.750127

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>750119
eat a pose

Anonymous (ID: Gk5CSNPS)
10/25/16(Tue)13:18:03 No.750128

Anonymous (ID: Gk5CSNPS) 10/25/16(Tue)13:18:03 No.750128

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>750125
But did you punch self in face?
~~yes~~

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)13:18:55 No.750129

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)13:18:55 No.750129

>>750125
>>750127

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)13:19:58 No.750132

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)13:19:58 No.750132

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>750125
>>750129

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)13:22:02 No.750136

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)13:22:02 No.750136

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>>750128
Already did senpai

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)13:23:15 No.750138

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)13:23:15 No.750138

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>750136
ok well let's move forward to our destination.

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo)
10/25/16(Tue)13:23:23 No.750139

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo) 10/25/16(Tue)13:23:23 No.750139

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>750136
Eldritch KingDad is your next opponent

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/25/16(Tue)13:23:38 No.750140

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/25/16(Tue)13:23:38 No.750140

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>750136
Advance plot

Anonymous (ID: Gk5CSNPS)
10/25/16(Tue)13:24:12 No.750141

Anonymous (ID: Gk5CSNPS) 10/25/16(Tue)13:24:12 No.750141

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>750136
We can never punch ourselves too much in the face!

But yeah, advance plot

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)13:28:10 No.750152

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)13:28:10 No.750152

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>>750138
As you move towards the Throne of Brock, more Brock spawns block your path, this time they're the bigger, stronger versions

Rock Solid (ID: zw4To9fH)
10/25/16(Tue)13:28:56 No.750155

Rock Solid (ID: zw4To9fH) 10/25/16(Tue)13:28:56 No.750155

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>750152
just throw rocks at them, jeez

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re)
10/25/16(Tue)13:29:14 No.750158

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re) 10/25/16(Tue)13:29:14 No.750158

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>750152
DEUS VULT ATTACK!

Anonymous (ID: Gk5CSNPS)
10/25/16(Tue)13:29:37 No.750159

Anonymous (ID: Gk5CSNPS) 10/25/16(Tue)13:29:37 No.750159

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>750152
Luckily we've got so much experience we can level up!
Right now.
Yes, right now.
Sorry fellas, you'll have to wait, because levelling is a free action, much like talking.

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/25/16(Tue)13:29:50 No.750160

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/25/16(Tue)13:29:50 No.750160

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>750152
HOLY METEOR GO

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)13:30:03 No.750161

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)13:30:03 No.750161

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>750152
team suplex

Anonymous (ID: GDfpAQFw)
10/25/16(Tue)13:30:48 No.750162

Anonymous (ID: GDfpAQFw) 10/25/16(Tue)13:30:48 No.750162

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>750152

Bitchslap them because we are badass.

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)13:32:45 No.750168

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)13:32:45 No.750168

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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>750160
Roll 2d100, you know how it goes.

Bigger Brock Spawn gets a +10 bonus

Rock Solid (ID: zw4To9fH)
10/25/16(Tue)13:33:09 No.750169

Rock Solid (ID: zw4To9fH) 10/25/16(Tue)13:33:09 No.750169

Rolled 51, 8 = 59 (2d100)

>>750168
ez

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/25/16(Tue)13:33:33 No.750171

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/25/16(Tue)13:33:33 No.750171

Rolled 38, 44 = 82 (2d100)

>>750168
FUCK YOU BROCK

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/25/16(Tue)13:33:59 No.750172

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/25/16(Tue)13:33:59 No.750172

Rolled 23, 66 = 89 (2d100)

>>750168
What the big guy said.

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo)
10/25/16(Tue)13:34:32 No.750173

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo) 10/25/16(Tue)13:34:32 No.750173

Rolled 93, 11 = 104 (2d100)

>>750168

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo)
10/25/16(Tue)13:35:36 No.750176

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo) 10/25/16(Tue)13:35:36 No.750176

I think Brock has diety over all rocks !!!

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)13:37:07 No.750177

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)13:37:07 No.750177

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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>750173
THe Bigger Brock Spawn breaks through the meteor and brings its claw down upon your party! Roll 2d100 for Defense

Bigger Brock Spawn gets a +10 bonus

Rock Solid (ID: zw4To9fH)
10/25/16(Tue)13:37:20 No.750179

Rock Solid (ID: zw4To9fH) 10/25/16(Tue)13:37:20 No.750179

>>750176
I vote for keeping trying.

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/25/16(Tue)13:38:02 No.750183

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/25/16(Tue)13:38:02 No.750183

Rolled 18, 75 = 93 (2d100)

>>750177
REEEEEEEE
FUCK YOU BROCK

Rock Solid (ID: zw4To9fH)
10/25/16(Tue)13:38:22 No.750184

Rock Solid (ID: zw4To9fH) 10/25/16(Tue)13:38:22 No.750184

Rolled 28, 32 = 60 (2d100)

>>750177
just punch them in da face, big deal

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/25/16(Tue)13:38:32 No.750185

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/25/16(Tue)13:38:32 No.750185

Rolled 65, 97 = 162 (2d100)

>>750177
This is getting a little silly.

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)13:38:34 No.750186

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)13:38:34 No.750186

Rolled 70, 11 = 81 (2d100)

>>750177

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re)
10/25/16(Tue)13:38:35 No.750187

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re) 10/25/16(Tue)13:38:35 No.750187

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>750177
Shieeeet

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo)
10/25/16(Tue)13:39:04 No.750188

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo) 10/25/16(Tue)13:39:04 No.750188

Rolled 95, 71 = 166 (2d100)

>>750177

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re)
10/25/16(Tue)13:39:39 No.750189

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re) 10/25/16(Tue)13:39:39 No.750189

Rolled 9, 82 = 91 (2d100)

>>750187
Ah fuck

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)13:41:53 No.750191

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)13:41:53 No.750191

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>>750186
The party takes damage!

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo)
10/25/16(Tue)13:42:56 No.750192

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo) 10/25/16(Tue)13:42:56 No.750192

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>750191
Moustache paladins rush in with holy lances!

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/25/16(Tue)13:42:58 No.750193

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/25/16(Tue)13:42:58 No.750193

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>750191
Passive heal and counter attack.

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re)
10/25/16(Tue)13:43:10 No.750194

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re) 10/25/16(Tue)13:43:10 No.750194

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>750191
COUNTER-DRAGON CLAW!
DEUS VULT!

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)13:43:22 No.750196

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)13:43:22 No.750196

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>750191
heal! heal!

Rock Solid (ID: zw4To9fH)
10/25/16(Tue)13:43:35 No.750197

Rock Solid (ID: zw4To9fH) 10/25/16(Tue)13:43:35 No.750197

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>750191
'tis is but a scratch!

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/25/16(Tue)13:43:50 No.750198

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/25/16(Tue)13:43:50 No.750198

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>750191
COMBINATION ATTACK
DRAGON MESSIAH AND MANLET RIDA

Anonymous (ID: GDfpAQFw)
10/25/16(Tue)13:45:06 No.750203

Anonymous (ID: GDfpAQFw) 10/25/16(Tue)13:45:06 No.750203

>>750196
>>750197
>>750198

Holy shito! Combo breaker!!!

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)13:47:23 No.750206

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)13:47:23 No.750206

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>>750196
Ah yes, good thing there's no rolling for healing because that'd just be too cruel...anyway your party is healed, with lay on hands and all that jazz

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/25/16(Tue)13:48:18 No.750209

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/25/16(Tue)13:48:18 No.750209

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>750206
>>750198
DUAL FLAME ATTACK INTO RIDER KICK

Rock Solid (ID: zw4To9fH)
10/25/16(Tue)13:48:25 No.750210

Rock Solid (ID: zw4To9fH) 10/25/16(Tue)13:48:25 No.750210

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>750206
RIP AND TEAR
RIP AND TEEEEEEEEEEAR
also call Brock a wuss cause he doesn't go 1 on 1 as real man

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)13:49:34 No.750213

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)13:49:34 No.750213

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>750206
holy Spirit orc slam

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re)
10/25/16(Tue)13:49:35 No.750214

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re) 10/25/16(Tue)13:49:35 No.750214

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>750206
C-C-COMBO ATTACK

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)13:52:19 No.750215

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)13:52:19 No.750215

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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>750210
Roll 2d100, you know by now

Bigger Brock Spawn gets a +10 bonus

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/25/16(Tue)13:53:14 No.750216

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/25/16(Tue)13:53:14 No.750216

Rolled 69, 21 = 90 (2d100)

>>750215

Rolling...

Rock Solid (ID: zw4To9fH)
10/25/16(Tue)13:53:23 No.750217

Rock Solid (ID: zw4To9fH) 10/25/16(Tue)13:53:23 No.750217

Rolled 5, 36 = 41 (2d100)

>>750215
TEAR AND RIP
DANCE AND SING

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/25/16(Tue)13:53:32 No.750218

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/25/16(Tue)13:53:32 No.750218

Rolled 25, 94 = 119 (2d100)

>>750215
DEMON SCUM

Anonymous (ID: GDfpAQFw)
10/25/16(Tue)13:53:48 No.750220

Anonymous (ID: GDfpAQFw) 10/25/16(Tue)13:53:48 No.750220

Rolled 95, 89 = 184 (2d100)

>>750215

You are already dead...!

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)13:53:56 No.750221

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)13:53:56 No.750221

Rolled 89, 66 = 155 (2d100)

>>750215

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/25/16(Tue)13:54:39 No.750223

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/25/16(Tue)13:54:39 No.750223

>>750220
AW SHIT NIGGA

Rock Solid (ID: zw4To9fH)
10/25/16(Tue)13:54:57 No.750225

Rock Solid (ID: zw4To9fH) 10/25/16(Tue)13:54:57 No.750225

>>750220
OH SHIET

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo)
10/25/16(Tue)13:55:52 No.750227

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo) 10/25/16(Tue)13:55:52 No.750227

Rolled 94, 54 = 148 (2d100)

>>750215

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)13:57:10 No.750229

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)13:57:10 No.750229

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>>750220

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo)
10/25/16(Tue)13:58:10 No.750233

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo) 10/25/16(Tue)13:58:10 No.750233

>>750220
Oh, fug.

Thank Almighty i fucked my roll up

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re)
10/25/16(Tue)13:58:21 No.750234

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re) 10/25/16(Tue)13:58:21 No.750234

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>750229
Sing the dankest holy battle ballad together while we advance into this demonic hellscape.
TO VICTORY!

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/25/16(Tue)13:58:58 No.750236

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/25/16(Tue)13:58:58 No.750236

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>750229
WUSS
CHALLENGE BROCK TO FACE US
THE FIRST ONE TO FIGHT HIM IS HOODED BONES
1 ON 1

Rock Solid (ID: zw4To9fH)
10/25/16(Tue)13:58:59 No.750237

Rock Solid (ID: zw4To9fH) 10/25/16(Tue)13:58:59 No.750237

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>750229
and now loudly call Brock a wuss

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)13:59:10 No.750238

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)13:59:10 No.750238

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>750234
>>750229
dis

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo)
10/25/16(Tue)13:59:10 No.750239

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo) 10/25/16(Tue)13:59:10 No.750239

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>750229
Loot drop!

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)14:04:55 No.750248

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)14:04:55 No.750248

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>>750236
"HAHAHA! FOOLS! DO YOU THINK YOUR PITIFUL PARTY OF PATHETHICNESS IS OWRTH MY TIME?! YOU DO NOT KNOW THE EXTENT OF MY POWER, TURN BACK NOW WHILE YOU STILL CAN! Plus we're only at like 153 posts, the final boss can't show up so soon, c'mon man."

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/25/16(Tue)14:05:32 No.750251

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/25/16(Tue)14:05:32 No.750251

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>750248
"wuss"

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)14:05:50 No.750253

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)14:05:50 No.750253

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>750248
wanpan interjects

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo)
10/25/16(Tue)14:05:58 No.750254

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo) 10/25/16(Tue)14:05:58 No.750254

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>750248
Eldrich KingDad shows up to fuck up King and Brother

Rock Solid (ID: zw4To9fH)
10/25/16(Tue)14:06:01 No.750255

Rock Solid (ID: zw4To9fH) 10/25/16(Tue)14:06:01 No.750255

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>750248
WUSS

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re)
10/25/16(Tue)14:06:55 No.750257

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re) 10/25/16(Tue)14:06:55 No.750257

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>750248
>>750234
BATTLE BALLAD!

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/25/16(Tue)14:07:00 No.750258

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/25/16(Tue)14:07:00 No.750258

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>750248
Begin a sidestory to find God to fill the time.

Anonymous (ID: GDfpAQFw)
10/25/16(Tue)14:07:25 No.750260

Anonymous (ID: GDfpAQFw) 10/25/16(Tue)14:07:25 No.750260

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>750248

Then send us a duelist who will challenge us in card game!

All your spawns is too weak in combat!!!

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)14:17:53 No.750271

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)14:17:53 No.750271

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Rolled 133, 832, 804, 489, 701, 825, 368, 20, 625, 387 = 5184 (10d1000)

>>750251
"Very well, I will show you mortals a...haha...preview of what to come whe you dare to challenge a god!"

Roll 1d100. The highest roll will be picked to ...contend with Brock's total

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/25/16(Tue)14:18:53 No.750272

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/25/16(Tue)14:18:53 No.750272

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>750271
YA WUSS
THAT'S FUCKING NOTHING
NAT 100 HERE WE GO

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo)
10/25/16(Tue)14:18:53 No.750273

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo) 10/25/16(Tue)14:18:53 No.750273

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>750271
Wanpan uses trading card: Black Hole

Rock Solid (ID: zw4To9fH)
10/25/16(Tue)14:18:59 No.750275

Rock Solid (ID: zw4To9fH) 10/25/16(Tue)14:18:59 No.750275

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>750271
That's some Disgaea's level bullshit
oh well, there is always time to grind.

~~best of luck anons, I'm out~~

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/25/16(Tue)14:19:24 No.750278

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/25/16(Tue)14:19:24 No.750278

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>750271
Faith shall carry us through.

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)14:23:24 No.750281

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)14:23:24 No.750281

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>>750273
"Too bad"

Wanpan, is dead.

"THIS IS WHAT AWAITS ALL OF YOU! TURN BACK NOW WHILE STILL CAN, FOOLISH MORTALS!"

Then Brock disappears

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/25/16(Tue)14:24:39 No.750284

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/25/16(Tue)14:24:39 No.750284

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>750281

> "Nooo! Wapan!"

(Who was Wapan again?)

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/25/16(Tue)14:25:25 No.750287

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/25/16(Tue)14:25:25 No.750287

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>750281
WANPAN NO
GOBLIN RIDER, SHED A TEAR

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)14:25:37 No.750289

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)14:25:37 No.750289

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>750281
aw what the fuck? well I'm out thanks barbs.

Anonymous (ID: nnOAfV3W)
10/25/16(Tue)14:26:00 No.750290

Anonymous (ID: nnOAfV3W) 10/25/16(Tue)14:26:00 No.750290

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>750281
resurrect him via God Magic as Punished Wan Pan

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/25/16(Tue)14:26:17 No.750292

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/25/16(Tue)14:26:17 No.750292

>>750281
I'd argue a 97's higher than a 90 but shit don't matter anymore.

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re)
10/25/16(Tue)14:26:33 No.750295

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re) 10/25/16(Tue)14:26:33 No.750295

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>750281
Shit.
Sit down and mourn Wan Pan for a while.
And pray to the almighty for help in this wicked journey.

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo)
10/25/16(Tue)14:27:56 No.750298

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo) 10/25/16(Tue)14:27:56 No.750298

Oh great. This is how Solid felt when Gobbo got splatted...

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)14:28:27 No.750301

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)14:28:27 No.750301

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>>750289
"aw what the fuck? well I'm out thanks barbs." famous last words of Wanpan the Orc. He will be missed. Probably.

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/25/16(Tue)14:29:37 No.750305

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/25/16(Tue)14:29:37 No.750305

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>750301
Gobbo Rider
Pray to Kobold Gddess for help

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo)
10/25/16(Tue)14:29:49 No.750307

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo) 10/25/16(Tue)14:29:49 No.750307

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>750301
Power up with Wanpan spirit!

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)14:29:52 No.750308

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)14:29:52 No.750308

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>750301
use revive
on wanpan

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/25/16(Tue)14:29:56 No.750309

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/25/16(Tue)14:29:56 No.750309

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>750301
Resurrect him.
Can't let his death feed that bitch of a god.

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)14:35:24 No.750325

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)14:35:24 No.750325

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>>750308
The party cast Revive on the smear that used to be Wanpan!

It was ineffective.

"HAHAHAHAHA" you can hear Brock's unholy cackle echoing through the air of this wretched place as his dark powers have rendered all who he kill unrevive-able with your mortal powers

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/25/16(Tue)14:36:04 No.750326

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/25/16(Tue)14:36:04 No.750326

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>750325
>>750305

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re)
10/25/16(Tue)14:36:45 No.750328

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re) 10/25/16(Tue)14:36:45 No.750328

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>750325
>>750295

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)14:37:27 No.750329

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)14:37:27 No.750329

>>750325
kill the barbarian then

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/25/16(Tue)14:37:57 No.750331

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/25/16(Tue)14:37:57 No.750331

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>750325

>Accept that death is a natural part of life. Pay your respects and move on...

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)14:39:20 No.750338

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)14:39:20 No.750338

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>750329
>>750325
I'm am also done, the saltyNess of the barb fucking things up have reached my pear. have fun guys.

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)14:44:50 No.750357

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)14:44:50 No.750357

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>>750328
Rest in peace Wanpan, he was the best Orc in the Orc tribe, a cunning one puncher, and he was a good friend.

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo)
10/25/16(Tue)14:45:04 No.750359

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo) 10/25/16(Tue)14:45:04 No.750359

>>750338
Not like it was intentional

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/25/16(Tue)14:45:54 No.750365

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/25/16(Tue)14:45:54 No.750365

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>750357
We have to move on now.
NO MORE TEARS

Anonymous (ID: HYPs/+fO)
10/25/16(Tue)14:46:44 No.750370

Anonymous (ID: HYPs/+fO) 10/25/16(Tue)14:46:44 No.750370

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>750357
Take some of his remains with you

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo)
10/25/16(Tue)14:47:01 No.750372

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo) 10/25/16(Tue)14:47:01 No.750372

>>750357
Use his spirit to fuel holy power

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)14:47:02 No.750373

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)14:47:02 No.750373

>>750359
you are full of shit

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re)
10/25/16(Tue)14:47:16 No.750376

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re) 10/25/16(Tue)14:47:16 No.750376

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>750357
Now we try to communicate with the almighty.
We ask for his blessing, to fight against Brock, the evil god.

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo)
10/25/16(Tue)14:48:50 No.750381

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo) 10/25/16(Tue)14:48:50 No.750381

>>750373
I was trying to do a yugioh reference with the orc playing cards.

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)14:53:01 No.750390

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)14:53:01 No.750390

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>>750365
"THat's right! Come! We must continue! I shall life our spirits with a battle hymn....ONCE THERE WAS GOLD AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW! HONORED BY BLOOD WE KEPT SEARCHING FOR MOOOORE! LIGHT TURNED TO DARK AS WE LOST WHAT WE FOUGHT FOR! NOW WE AHVE COME TO SETTLE THE SCOOOORE!!!! SACRIFICE! VICTORY! NO SACRIFICE! NO VICTORYYYY!!"

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/25/16(Tue)14:53:36 No.750395

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/25/16(Tue)14:53:36 No.750395

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>750390
GET HYPED UP

Anonymous (ID: HYPs/+fO)
10/25/16(Tue)14:54:29 No.750398

Anonymous (ID: HYPs/+fO) 10/25/16(Tue)14:54:29 No.750398

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>750390
They all start singing and marching forward

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re)
10/25/16(Tue)14:55:25 No.750402

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re) 10/25/16(Tue)14:55:25 No.750402

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>750390
End the song with a
"TO BATTLE, DEUS VULT!"
And march on, Starting the song again

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)15:01:14 No.750414

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)15:01:14 No.750414

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>>750395
"LIGHT BRINGS US LIGHT ON THE PALE DARKENED HEAVENS!"
"LEAD US TOWARDS OUR VAST VICTORY!"
"FIGHTING FOR ALL THAT WE BROTHERS BELIEVE IN!"
"TOGETHER UNITEDED WE'RE STANDING ALL FOR ONE!"

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo)
10/25/16(Tue)15:02:15 No.750416

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo) 10/25/16(Tue)15:02:15 No.750416

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>750390
Yeeaaaaaa
>>750414
Wanpan spirit boosts their power

Anonymous (ID: yPBhjiUc)
10/25/16(Tue)15:02:25 No.750417

Anonymous (ID: yPBhjiUc) 10/25/16(Tue)15:02:25 No.750417

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>750414
DEUS VAULT

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re)
10/25/16(Tue)15:03:44 No.750418

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re) 10/25/16(Tue)15:03:44 No.750418

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>750414
CHARGE AHEAD!

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)15:07:08 No.750423

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)15:07:08 No.750423

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>>750417
YOur voices echoes throughout the blasted wasteland of Brock's unholy domain, boosting the morale and power of your paladin comrades, who are fighting their own battle towards Brock's throne room on the other side

Anonymous (ID: yPBhjiUc)
10/25/16(Tue)15:09:25 No.750427

Anonymous (ID: yPBhjiUc) 10/25/16(Tue)15:09:25 No.750427

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>750423
The spirit of wanpan is now a holy figure in the faith of the almighty

Anonymous (ID: B7t5pFIU)
10/25/16(Tue)15:09:49 No.750430

Anonymous (ID: B7t5pFIU) 10/25/16(Tue)15:09:49 No.750430

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>750423
Look at the epic battle between the many Paladins and Brock demons

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/25/16(Tue)15:09:52 No.750431

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/25/16(Tue)15:09:52 No.750431

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>750423

> There is no time to waste! Charge!

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)15:20:18 No.750447

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)15:20:18 No.750447

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>>750431
"ON OUR PATHWAY TO GLORY"
"WE STAND TOGETHER"
"HONORED BY BLOOD"
"SACRIFICE OUR RESPLENDENCE, WE FIGHT FOR FREEDOM"
"HOLD OUR GROUNDS FOREVERRR"
"BY THE CODE WE ARE LIVING, WE ARE BREATHING"
"AND THEN WE DIE"
"SACRIFICE OUR OWN LIVES"
"BUT WE'LL NEVER STAND TO LOUSE OUR PRIDE AND GLORY"
"SACRIFICE"
"VICTORY"

Anonymous (ID: nnOAfV3W)
10/25/16(Tue)15:21:22 No.750453

Anonymous (ID: nnOAfV3W) 10/25/16(Tue)15:21:22 No.750453

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>750447
Holy Bloody Montage!

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/25/16(Tue)15:21:30 No.750455

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/25/16(Tue)15:21:30 No.750455

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>750447
Gain a few levels with all that EXP we earned

Anonymous (ID: B7t5pFIU)
10/25/16(Tue)15:22:31 No.750460

Anonymous (ID: B7t5pFIU) 10/25/16(Tue)15:22:31 No.750460

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>750447
Forward to the final battle with Brock or his lieutenant if he still isn't going to fight yet

Business Orc (ID: nGxFA785)
10/25/16(Tue)15:23:00 No.750462

Business Orc (ID: nGxFA785) 10/25/16(Tue)15:23:00 No.750462

>>750381
against a boss who was going to kill any of the party members. Don't pretend to be retarded

Anonymous (ID: UDHGNCcO)
10/25/16(Tue)15:23:14 No.750463

Anonymous (ID: UDHGNCcO) 10/25/16(Tue)15:23:14 No.750463

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>750447
Both sides meet up, and end up beating the shit out of each other because they're so hyped up.

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/25/16(Tue)15:24:02 No.750466

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/25/16(Tue)15:24:02 No.750466

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>750447

> The final abominable guardian falls. The Party stands before an enormous set of doors sealed with eldritch incantations and reinforced by ruinous energies...

Anonymous (ID: nnOAfV3W)
10/25/16(Tue)15:24:59 No.750468

Anonymous (ID: nnOAfV3W) 10/25/16(Tue)15:24:59 No.750468

wait what shit Wan Pan's dead? FUCK. Damn. Eh, damnit.

Anonymous (ID: uO85l4K9)
10/25/16(Tue)15:29:01 No.750476

Anonymous (ID: uO85l4K9) 10/25/16(Tue)15:29:01 No.750476

>Come back after watching animu
>wanpan is kill
It's always the barbs

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)15:29:40 No.750478

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)15:29:40 No.750478

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>>750453

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/25/16(Tue)15:31:29 No.750486

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/25/16(Tue)15:31:29 No.750486

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>750478

> The final abominable guardian falls before you. The Party stands before an enormous set of doors sealed with eldritch incantations and reinforced by ruinous energies...

Anonymous (ID: uO85l4K9)
10/25/16(Tue)15:31:47 No.750488

Anonymous (ID: uO85l4K9) 10/25/16(Tue)15:31:47 No.750488

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>750478
Share some banter for morale

Anonymous (ID: nnOAfV3W)
10/25/16(Tue)15:32:12 No.750491

Anonymous (ID: nnOAfV3W) 10/25/16(Tue)15:32:12 No.750491

Rolled 62 (1d100)

cut to Wan Pan chilling in Waifu Heaven or wherever dead Orc Souls go

>>750476
eh at least there are still some Paladin Orcs left alive right?

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re)
10/25/16(Tue)15:32:19 No.750492

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re) 10/25/16(Tue)15:32:19 No.750492

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>750478
THE SLAUGHTER GOES ON

Anonymous (ID: uO85l4K9)
10/25/16(Tue)15:35:32 No.750501

Anonymous (ID: uO85l4K9) 10/25/16(Tue)15:35:32 No.750501

>>750491
>waifu heaven
This needs to happen. So we can finally officially see wanpan's taste in waifus and call it shit

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)15:38:30 No.750506

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)15:38:30 No.750506

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>>750486
[ominous latin chanting intensifies]

Anonymous (ID: B7t5pFIU)
10/25/16(Tue)15:39:40 No.750509

Anonymous (ID: B7t5pFIU) 10/25/16(Tue)15:39:40 No.750509

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>750506
Shout a catapult or something.

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/25/16(Tue)15:39:53 No.750511

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/25/16(Tue)15:39:53 No.750511

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>750506
peek through the keyhole

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re)
10/25/16(Tue)15:40:33 No.750513

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re) 10/25/16(Tue)15:40:33 No.750513

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>750506
BREAK IT OPEN WITH THE METEOR!

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)15:41:21 No.750516

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)15:41:21 No.750516

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>>750511
What keyhole

Anonymous (ID: B7t5pFIU)
10/25/16(Tue)15:42:03 No.750518

Anonymous (ID: B7t5pFIU) 10/25/16(Tue)15:42:03 No.750518

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>750516
Launch a projectile at it

Anonymous (ID: uO85l4K9)
10/25/16(Tue)15:42:31 No.750519

Anonymous (ID: uO85l4K9) 10/25/16(Tue)15:42:31 No.750519

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>750516
Turn back, we haven't reached the post quota in this thread for the final boss fight yet.

We totally have to solve a puzzle first right?

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/25/16(Tue)15:43:25 No.750520

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/25/16(Tue)15:43:25 No.750520

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>750516
The one we just created
With a huge holy meteor

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)15:46:55 No.750524

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)15:46:55 No.750524

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>>750519
YEs, like this one

Anonymous (ID: uO85l4K9)
10/25/16(Tue)15:48:23 No.750525

Anonymous (ID: uO85l4K9) 10/25/16(Tue)15:48:23 No.750525

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>750524
Dildos

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/25/16(Tue)15:48:39 No.750526

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/25/16(Tue)15:48:39 No.750526

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>750524
Let the most clever party member answer that one

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/25/16(Tue)15:48:40 No.750527

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/25/16(Tue)15:48:40 No.750527

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>750524

> "Uhh... Uhh... I CAST FIST!"

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)15:49:46 No.750529

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)15:49:46 No.750529

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>>750527

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/25/16(Tue)15:50:21 No.750531

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/25/16(Tue)15:50:21 No.750531

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>750529
Why do we have to do a Heretical God's math homework?

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/25/16(Tue)15:51:32 No.750535

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/25/16(Tue)15:51:32 No.750535

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>750529
This is a trap made up by brock to delay us !
Crash through the enormous doors !

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/25/16(Tue)15:55:05 No.750539

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/25/16(Tue)15:55:05 No.750539

>>750531
Because he was the barb god, so he has no higher brain functions

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)15:55:29 No.750540

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)15:55:29 No.750540

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>>750531
"No,wait. It's not math...that son of a bitch..."

Anonymous (ID: B7t5pFIU)
10/25/16(Tue)15:55:38 No.750541

Anonymous (ID: B7t5pFIU) 10/25/16(Tue)15:55:38 No.750541

>>750539
Lmao

Anonymous (ID: uO85l4K9)
10/25/16(Tue)15:56:38 No.750543

Anonymous (ID: uO85l4K9) 10/25/16(Tue)15:56:38 No.750543

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>750540
Math is evil and Brock is evil it all makes sense!

We must smite this maths question, quickly cast group smite on this sign

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/25/16(Tue)15:58:06 No.750547

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/25/16(Tue)15:58:06 No.750547

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>750540
Purposefully give the wrong answer, so that he fail his exams and don't become a full fledge god

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)16:02:45 No.750554

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)16:02:45 No.750554

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>>750543
"No need to waste your energy, I know the answer"

"Now that's just bullshit"

"Yeah but it's the correct one though"

It was the correct one

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/25/16(Tue)16:04:14 No.750555

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/25/16(Tue)16:04:14 No.750555

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>750554
So what do we get for answering that one
~~Except a headache~~

Anonymous (ID: uO85l4K9)
10/25/16(Tue)16:04:50 No.750556

Anonymous (ID: uO85l4K9) 10/25/16(Tue)16:04:50 No.750556

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>750554
L-Lewd before we move on purify this unholy obscenity and smite it

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/25/16(Tue)16:05:48 No.750559

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/25/16(Tue)16:05:48 No.750559

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>750554

> "So, the Barb's Deity seems to be something of a pervert..."

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)16:07:58 No.750565

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)16:07:58 No.750565

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>>750555
You get to not have that giant maw you're standing on opening up and eating you

Anonymous (ID: B7t5pFIU)
10/25/16(Tue)16:08:59 No.750569

Anonymous (ID: B7t5pFIU) 10/25/16(Tue)16:08:59 No.750569

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>750565
How shit. Beat the shit out of that maw.

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo)
10/25/16(Tue)16:09:05 No.750570

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: YooH1XJo) 10/25/16(Tue)16:09:05 No.750570

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>750565
Brock has teeth fetishes says a skeleton

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/25/16(Tue)16:09:52 No.750572

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/25/16(Tue)16:09:52 No.750572

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>750565

> Oh. How did we not notice that? Purge that monstrosity with extreme abhorrence...

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)16:11:46 No.750575

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)16:11:46 No.750575

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>>750570
"Aslo spikes, lotsa spikes"

Anonymous (ID: uO85l4K9)
10/25/16(Tue)16:13:48 No.750581

Anonymous (ID: uO85l4K9) 10/25/16(Tue)16:13:48 No.750581

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>750575
"Remember rock dildos?"

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/25/16(Tue)16:13:56 No.750584

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/25/16(Tue)16:13:56 No.750584

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>750575

> Welp. Let's go find more monsters to explode!

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re)
10/25/16(Tue)16:14:29 No.750588

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re) 10/25/16(Tue)16:14:29 No.750588

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>750575
Oh, so he's just an angsty teen trying to be an edgelord.
Let's call up almighty, he could deal with this shit.

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)16:17:09 No.750597

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)16:17:09 No.750597

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>>750584
And now, The Even Bigger Brock Spawn! Also known as spiky toothy demon.

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re)
10/25/16(Tue)16:18:34 No.750603

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re) 10/25/16(Tue)16:18:34 No.750603

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>750597
Oh lord...
It's ugly as fuck, but also cute for some reason...
Ah well, might as well smite it anyway

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/25/16(Tue)16:19:37 No.750604

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/25/16(Tue)16:19:37 No.750604

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>750597
Tell it it's ugly

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)16:20:51 No.750608

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)16:20:51 No.750608

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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>750603
Roll 2d100

Even Bigger Brock Spawn gets a +20 bonus

You get a +10 hyped bonus

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/25/16(Tue)16:21:27 No.750611

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/25/16(Tue)16:21:27 No.750611

Rolled 34, 1 = 35 (2d100)

>>750608
IT'S FISTIN TIME

Anonymous (ID: uO85l4K9)
10/25/16(Tue)16:21:45 No.750612

Anonymous (ID: uO85l4K9) 10/25/16(Tue)16:21:45 No.750612

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>750608
Lmao ez

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)16:21:53 No.750613

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)16:21:53 No.750613

>>750608
lmao

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re)
10/25/16(Tue)16:22:04 No.750614

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re) 10/25/16(Tue)16:22:04 No.750614

Rolled 81, 18 = 99 (2d100)

>>750608
AHA, GOD IS WITH US TODAY!

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/25/16(Tue)16:22:04 No.750615

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/25/16(Tue)16:22:04 No.750615

Rolled 62, 93 = 155 (2d100)

>>750608
>>750611
oh fug
time to fix your bad roll

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: PqQJDP2P)
10/25/16(Tue)16:22:05 No.750616

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: PqQJDP2P) 10/25/16(Tue)16:22:05 No.750616

Rolled 39, 3 = 42 (2d100)

>>750608
They all laugh at how pathetic he is and use his skull as a basketball

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/25/16(Tue)16:22:23 No.750617

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/25/16(Tue)16:22:23 No.750617

Rolled 81, 33 = 114 (2d100)

>>750608

Purge the Unclean!

Anonymous (ID: B7t5pFIU)
10/25/16(Tue)16:22:43 No.750620

Anonymous (ID: B7t5pFIU) 10/25/16(Tue)16:22:43 No.750620

Rolled 4, 92 = 96 (2d100)

>>750608
>8
Brock fucking sucks and is a pushover. Only brain dead morons would've have actually worshipped him at any point in time.

Anonymous (ID: uO85l4K9)
10/25/16(Tue)16:22:47 No.750621

Anonymous (ID: uO85l4K9) 10/25/16(Tue)16:22:47 No.750621

Rolled 39, 60 = 99 (2d100)

>>750608
>>750612
Wrong dice but still ez

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: PqQJDP2P)
10/25/16(Tue)16:23:11 No.750623

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: PqQJDP2P) 10/25/16(Tue)16:23:11 No.750623

Wow, we all suck

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)16:24:34 No.750629

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)16:24:34 No.750629

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>>750614
>a tie
nothing happens

Anonymous (ID: B7t5pFIU)
10/25/16(Tue)16:25:07 No.750631

Anonymous (ID: B7t5pFIU) 10/25/16(Tue)16:25:07 No.750631

Rolled 37, 86 = 123 (2d100)

>>750629
Roll again?

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re)
10/25/16(Tue)16:25:19 No.750632

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re) 10/25/16(Tue)16:25:19 No.750632

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>750629
Fug.
Why is it not attacking us?

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/25/16(Tue)16:25:50 No.750637

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/25/16(Tue)16:25:50 No.750637

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>750629
JUST DO A COMBO ATTACK

DO THE PERSONA CUTOUT

Anonymous (ID: uO85l4K9)
10/25/16(Tue)16:26:12 No.750639

Anonymous (ID: uO85l4K9) 10/25/16(Tue)16:26:12 No.750639

Rolled 87, 16 = 103 (2d100)

>>750629
Is it made from orc bones? Fucking orc diplomacy

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/25/16(Tue)16:26:12 No.750640

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/25/16(Tue)16:26:12 No.750640

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>750629
Convince him to join your party
He's obviously misunderstood

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)16:26:21 No.750641

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)16:26:21 No.750641

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>750629

saltyness can't keep me away, I'm back in, and I say use summon king slam

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/25/16(Tue)16:27:00 No.750645

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/25/16(Tue)16:27:00 No.750645

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>750629

>The Demon must be resistant to magical forces. Strike down his fell beast with unrelenting steel!

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)16:28:37 No.750651

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)16:28:37 No.750651

>>750623
I also forgive you, even when you didn't ask for any. Also I'm done being on my hypocrit high horse

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)16:30:47 No.750660

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)16:30:47 No.750660

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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>750637
As it was a tie, you didn't do anything to it and it didn't have a chance to counter attack. Giving you another opportunity to attack again.

Roll 2d100

Even Bigger Brock Spawn gets a +20 bonus

You get a +10 hyped bonus

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)16:31:29 No.750662

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)16:31:29 No.750662

Rolled 70, 81 = 151 (2d100)

>>750660
team suplex

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/25/16(Tue)16:31:29 No.750663

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/25/16(Tue)16:31:29 No.750663

Rolled 80, 90 = 170 (2d100)

>>750660
GET HYPE BOYS

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/25/16(Tue)16:31:30 No.750664

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/25/16(Tue)16:31:30 No.750664

Rolled 62, 3 = 65 (2d100)

>>750660

Anonymous (ID: B7t5pFIU)
10/25/16(Tue)16:31:58 No.750665

Anonymous (ID: B7t5pFIU) 10/25/16(Tue)16:31:58 No.750665

Rolled 34, 26 = 60 (2d100)

>>750660
Aw shieeet

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/25/16(Tue)16:32:47 No.750667

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/25/16(Tue)16:32:47 No.750667

Rolled 40, 3 = 43 (2d100)

>>750660

Rolling...

Anonymous (ID: uO85l4K9)
10/25/16(Tue)16:34:13 No.750672

Anonymous (ID: uO85l4K9) 10/25/16(Tue)16:34:13 No.750672

Rolled 30, 45 = 75 (2d100)

>>750660
IM SORRY FOR LAUGHING AT HOW PATHETIC YOU WERE EARLIER

LETS SMITE AND MAKE UP OK

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)16:36:22 No.750676

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)16:36:22 No.750676

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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>750663
>beaten by 7
Anyway, it deflected your combo attack and is gonna swipe at you with its claws!

Roll 2d100 for defense

Even Bigger Brock Spawn gets a +20 bonus

You get a +10 hyped bonus

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/25/16(Tue)16:37:07 No.750678

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/25/16(Tue)16:37:07 No.750678

Rolled 83, 92 = 175 (2d100)

>>750676
FUCK YOU GIGA NIGGA

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/25/16(Tue)16:37:09 No.750679

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/25/16(Tue)16:37:09 No.750679

Rolled 82, 29 = 111 (2d100)

>>750676

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)16:37:26 No.750681

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)16:37:26 No.750681

oh jesus

Anonymous (ID: B7t5pFIU)
10/25/16(Tue)16:37:29 No.750682

Anonymous (ID: B7t5pFIU) 10/25/16(Tue)16:37:29 No.750682

Rolled 35, 31 = 66 (2d100)

>>750676
Muthafucka

Anonymous (ID: uO85l4K9)
10/25/16(Tue)16:38:07 No.750685

Anonymous (ID: uO85l4K9) 10/25/16(Tue)16:38:07 No.750685

Can we curse dice god while we're at it as a free action?

d (ID: nnOAfV3W)
10/25/16(Tue)16:38:08 No.750686

d (ID: nnOAfV3W) 10/25/16(Tue)16:38:08 No.750686

Rolled 32, 44 = 76 (2d100)

>>750676
Barbarian dies next I'm feeling it

Anonymous (ID: HYPs/+fO)
10/25/16(Tue)16:38:10 No.750687

Anonymous (ID: HYPs/+fO) 10/25/16(Tue)16:38:10 No.750687

Rolled 65, 18 = 83 (2d100)

>>750676
You're a monster op

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)16:39:05 No.750689

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)16:39:05 No.750689

Rolled 8, 9 = 17 (2d100)

>>750676

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)16:39:07 No.750690

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)16:39:07 No.750690

>>750687
It was not meant to be this way

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/25/16(Tue)16:39:07 No.750691

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/25/16(Tue)16:39:07 No.750691

>>750685
No we gotta find him in heaven.
Make it a sidequest. He's rigging the dice.

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)16:40:07 No.750695

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)16:40:07 No.750695

>>750691
but is dice go just only the product of more dice?

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: PqQJDP2P)
10/25/16(Tue)16:40:58 No.750696

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: PqQJDP2P) 10/25/16(Tue)16:40:58 No.750696

>>750651
It's appreciated.
>>750691
I only see bad things from that

Anonymous (ID: HYPs/+fO)
10/25/16(Tue)16:41:02 No.750697

Anonymous (ID: HYPs/+fO) 10/25/16(Tue)16:41:02 No.750697

>>750690
You can still control the bonuses, it's not too late

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/25/16(Tue)16:41:02 No.750698

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/25/16(Tue)16:41:02 No.750698

>>750695
We need something to fill 400 posts and a single boss battle isn't gonna cut it.

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)16:41:57 No.750703

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)16:41:57 No.750703

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>>750678
It wins by 3.

And squishes the barbarian with many hats.

But the good news is since it's not Brock, you can cast revive on the barbarian

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)16:42:08 No.750705

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)16:42:08 No.750705

>>750698
it was a philosophicalquestion really.

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/25/16(Tue)16:42:56 No.750707

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/25/16(Tue)16:42:56 No.750707

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>750703
HATS
WE'RE GONNA REVIVE YOU
GO MESSIAH, REVIVE HIM

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)16:42:58 No.750708

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)16:42:58 No.750708

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>750703
revive barb

Anonymous (ID: nnOAfV3W)
10/25/16(Tue)16:43:11 No.750712

Anonymous (ID: nnOAfV3W) 10/25/16(Tue)16:43:11 No.750712

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>750703
Have holy bones assimilate his bones to his body to gain powah. It's what he would have wanted

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re)
10/25/16(Tue)16:43:37 No.750714

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re) 10/25/16(Tue)16:43:37 No.750714

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>750703
RISE AGAIN STRONGER, BROTHER BARBARIAN!

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/25/16(Tue)16:43:59 No.750719

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/25/16(Tue)16:43:59 No.750719

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>750703
Everyone distract the demon while messiah revive the barb

Anonymous (ID: uO85l4K9)
10/25/16(Tue)16:44:08 No.750721

Anonymous (ID: uO85l4K9) 10/25/16(Tue)16:44:08 No.750721

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>750712
Nigger its not the final battle yet that can wait

>>750703
REVIVE

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)16:44:31 No.750725

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)16:44:31 No.750725

>>750703
question are there any remains of wanpan? can we cyborg him or is he just a puddle.

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)16:45:28 No.750727

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)16:45:28 No.750727

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>>750712
Who is this Holy Bones you speak of

>>750725
A smear, more like

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/25/16(Tue)16:46:05 No.750731

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/25/16(Tue)16:46:05 No.750731

>>750727
nigga, just revive hats

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)16:46:27 No.750733

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)16:46:27 No.750733

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>750727
you are enjoying my sarrow aren't you.
>>750725
revive barbarian

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: PqQJDP2P)
10/25/16(Tue)16:46:30 No.750734

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: PqQJDP2P) 10/25/16(Tue)16:46:30 No.750734

>>750703
Awe....

Anonymous (ID: nnOAfV3W)
10/25/16(Tue)16:46:37 No.750735

Anonymous (ID: nnOAfV3W) 10/25/16(Tue)16:46:37 No.750735

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>750725
he's just a puddle now BO, there's nothing we can do. Best case scenario, the Love-Love Orc Chan Spin Off will finally give us Orcs a good adventure. We barely have any named Orcs other than Wang and Dick from last last thread and they weren't really popular. Fred is vehemently Pro-Brock.

>>750727
FUCK. I meant Hooded Bones, for some reason I thought he was renamed to Holy Bones

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)16:47:55 No.750737

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)16:47:55 No.750737

>>750735
I was asleep for that thread.

Anonymous (ID: uO85l4K9)
10/25/16(Tue)16:48:21 No.750740

Anonymous (ID: uO85l4K9) 10/25/16(Tue)16:48:21 No.750740

>>750735
>100
Dice God wat. Who's going to sing dank ballads now?

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)16:50:20 No.750746

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)16:50:20 No.750746

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>>750735
Well then that's totally your fault then you silly person

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re)
10/25/16(Tue)16:50:24 No.750747

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re) 10/25/16(Tue)16:50:24 No.750747

>>750740
I will

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: PqQJDP2P)
10/25/16(Tue)16:51:06 No.750749

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: PqQJDP2P) 10/25/16(Tue)16:51:06 No.750749

>>750733
Thanks for trying

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re)
10/25/16(Tue)16:51:26 No.750751

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re) 10/25/16(Tue)16:51:26 No.750751

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>750746
Now kick that golem's ass, with STRONK BONEZ!

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)16:51:51 No.750753

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)16:51:51 No.750753

>>750749
at least it wasn't me.

Anonymous (ID: nnOAfV3W)
10/25/16(Tue)16:52:12 No.750755

Anonymous (ID: nnOAfV3W) 10/25/16(Tue)16:52:12 No.750755

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>750746
before we proceed to this scene. Let's cut to wherever Wan Pan's soul is first, because clearly Dice God is blessing me with high rolls

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)16:52:22 No.750756

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)16:52:22 No.750756

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>750746
hooded bones punch

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)16:54:12 No.750760

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)16:54:12 No.750760

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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>750756
Preparing to punch Even Bigger Brock Spawn!

Roll 2d100

Even Bigger Brock Spawn gets a +20 bonus

You get a +10 hyped bonus and a Stronk Bones +10 bonus

So basically both bonuses cancel eachother out and should not be counted for this round

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re)
10/25/16(Tue)16:54:52 No.750762

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re) 10/25/16(Tue)16:54:52 No.750762

Rolled 81, 66 = 147 (2d100)

>>750760
HUZZAH!

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)16:55:04 No.750764

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)16:55:04 No.750764

Rolled 66, 51 = 117 (2d100)

>>750760

Anonymous (ID: B7t5pFIU)
10/25/16(Tue)16:55:24 No.750767

Anonymous (ID: B7t5pFIU) 10/25/16(Tue)16:55:24 No.750767

Rolled 96, 59 = 155 (2d100)

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)16:55:56 No.750769

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)16:55:56 No.750769

If any of you manage to fuck this up then i don'y know what to say

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)16:58:19 No.750777

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)16:58:19 No.750777

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>>750762
YOU'RE WINNER!

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: rq9graBf)
10/25/16(Tue)16:59:05 No.750782

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: rq9graBf) 10/25/16(Tue)16:59:05 No.750782

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>750760
Bones! Bones!

Hoooooooooded Bones!

Hoy! Hoy! Hoy!
>>750777
He is your new goddamn hat!

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re)
10/25/16(Tue)17:00:18 No.750785

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re) 10/25/16(Tue)17:00:18 No.750785

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>750777
Assimilate the skele-giant and gain its power.
Only by understanding our enemy, we may win.
Our holiness will cleanse its corruption

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)17:00:59 No.750787

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)17:00:59 No.750787

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>750777
make a bad severed head pun

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)17:04:43 No.750792

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)17:04:43 No.750792

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>>750782

Anonymous (ID: uO85l4K9)
10/25/16(Tue)17:05:49 No.750796

Anonymous (ID: uO85l4K9) 10/25/16(Tue)17:05:49 No.750796

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>750792
Revive headless corpse and see what happens
He should become a good(?) undead right?

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re)
10/25/16(Tue)17:06:13 No.750797

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re) 10/25/16(Tue)17:06:13 No.750797

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>750792
>>750785

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: rq9graBf)
10/25/16(Tue)17:06:41 No.750798

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: rq9graBf) 10/25/16(Tue)17:06:41 No.750798

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>750792
Onward!

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)17:07:09 No.750801

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)17:07:09 No.750801

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>750792
dance the dance of your people

Anonymous (ID: nnOAfV3W)
10/25/16(Tue)17:08:50 No.750803

Anonymous (ID: nnOAfV3W) 10/25/16(Tue)17:08:50 No.750803

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>750796

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)17:11:22 No.750812

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)17:11:22 No.750812

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>>750798
You continue onwards.

AND NOW, TO PAD OUT THE RUNNING TIME, WE CUT TO COMMERCIALS

"HEY STEVE!"

"YEAH FRANK?!"

"YOU EVER FEEL LIKE YOUR SCALY BUTT IS INCREDIBLY SORE? OR IN EXTREME PAIN?!"

"WELL NOW THAT YOU MENTIONED IT, I DO! FROM ALL THE SPIKES AND PHALLIC FRUITS SHOVED UP MY ASS"

"THEN WHAT YOU NEED IS DRAGON-BRAND ASS CREAM! GUARANTEE TO MAKE YOUR BUTTHURT GO AWAY!"

"WOW!"

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: rq9graBf)
10/25/16(Tue)17:13:25 No.750814

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: rq9graBf) 10/25/16(Tue)17:13:25 No.750814

>>750812
"Those are some cheap sock puppets, Merve." A goblin says to an elf.

Anonymous (ID: nnOAfV3W)
10/25/16(Tue)17:13:27 No.750815

Anonymous (ID: nnOAfV3W) 10/25/16(Tue)17:13:27 No.750815

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>750812
cut to Orcs in their natural habitat

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re)
10/25/16(Tue)17:14:19 No.750816

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re) 10/25/16(Tue)17:14:19 No.750816

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>750812
You know, sometimes i feel cold and emotionless...
*black drink falls into my hand*
Hey, what's this?
*i take a sip*
Oh, it's slurpy-loop! A delicious drink with caffeine and benzodiazepine!
Sometimes it gets you up,
Other times, it gets you down.
Then you feel the shivers coming, and you want more!
Slurpy-loop: could cause heavy addiction

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)17:14:30 No.750817

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)17:14:30 No.750817

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>750812
save the orcs commercial

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: rq9graBf)
10/25/16(Tue)17:15:27 No.750821

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: rq9graBf) 10/25/16(Tue)17:15:27 No.750821

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>750812
>>750814

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)17:22:45 No.750831

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)17:22:45 No.750831

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>>750816
Warning, Slurpy-loop may cause itching,vertigo,dizziness,tingling in extremities,loss of balance or coordination,slurred speech,temporary blindness, profuse sweating,heart palpitations., diarrhea, deafness, muteness, cancer, sore throats, syphillis, AIDS,you thinking you can take on the world, seizures, brain tumors, inflamed internal organs, rupturing of blood vessels and ache in the knees. Consult your doctor before drinking Slurpy-loop.

OR NOT! BUY SOME TODAY!

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/25/16(Tue)17:24:09 No.750833

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/25/16(Tue)17:24:09 No.750833

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>750831
Do the gobbo commercial next

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re)
10/25/16(Tue)17:25:41 No.750837

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re) 10/25/16(Tue)17:25:41 No.750837

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>750831
Slurpy-loop: the only legit elf-made drink!
An MC Herbalist favourite!
Get some today!

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: rq9graBf)
10/25/16(Tue)17:26:45 No.750841

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: rq9graBf) 10/25/16(Tue)17:26:45 No.750841

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>750831
Some Barbs followed Barb with many Hats' example and made a new teeth and bone whitening product! ColdGate!

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)17:33:53 No.750854

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)17:33:53 No.750854

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>>750833
"Hmmm? Ooh, hello, didn't see you there, hmmm. How many times have you heard this? How many times have you had your unfortunately smaller than average stature be used to mock you? Hmm hmm, oerhaps, too many times. Perhaps, you have a rage boiling deep inside of you. A hatred for the all the tall people who dared to laugh at you. To mock you. A rage so strong that IF YOU COULD HARNESSED IT IT COULD POWER A MILLION SUNS, WHICH ARE THEN USED TO BURN THE TALL ASSHOLES WHO HAVE MADE YOUR LIFE SO MISERABLE INTO NOTHING!!!!......ahem, but you should not use that rage to do such rash things my friends. What you should do is channel that anger into your studies, become an intellectual! Like me! So come on down to NitzyWitz School For the Vertically Challenged and become the genius you've always meant to be! Enroll today!"

Anonymous (ID: nnOAfV3W)
10/25/16(Tue)17:34:55 No.750857

Anonymous (ID: nnOAfV3W) 10/25/16(Tue)17:34:55 No.750857

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>750854
Now do an evangelical commercial about Orcs asking people to convert to the one true Religion.

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/25/16(Tue)17:35:14 No.750860

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/25/16(Tue)17:35:14 No.750860

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>750854
Man did the screen just get shorter?

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re)
10/25/16(Tue)17:36:13 No.750862

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re) 10/25/16(Tue)17:36:13 No.750862

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>750854
You fuckin' liar!
WE KNOW THAT THING IN YOUR WINE GLASS ISN'T WINE!
WE KNOW YOU'RE DRINKING SLURPY-LOOP!
WE WANT THE TRUTH!
FREEDOM TO THE PEOPLE!

Orc Saitama (ID: zxvxkEhR)
10/25/16(Tue)17:38:11 No.750868

Orc Saitama (ID: zxvxkEhR) 10/25/16(Tue)17:38:11 No.750868

>>750281
o no i is ded
y u do dis

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)17:38:51 No.750871

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)17:38:51 No.750871

>>750868
Because fuck you that's why

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: rq9graBf)
10/25/16(Tue)17:39:13 No.750873

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: rq9graBf) 10/25/16(Tue)17:39:13 No.750873

>>750868
I am dead too, friend.

Anonymous (ID: nnOAfV3W)
10/25/16(Tue)17:41:43 No.750876

Anonymous (ID: nnOAfV3W) 10/25/16(Tue)17:41:43 No.750876

>>750868
>Orc Quest Part Deux never ever forever ever

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re)
10/25/16(Tue)17:42:58 No.750879

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re) 10/25/16(Tue)17:42:58 No.750879

>>750873
You are not dead.
You are merely part of a greater being.

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/25/16(Tue)17:44:42 No.750881

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/25/16(Tue)17:44:42 No.750881

>>750879
Unless you remember to revive him.
~~He's dead Jim.~~

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: rq9graBf)
10/25/16(Tue)17:45:41 No.750882

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: rq9graBf) 10/25/16(Tue)17:45:41 No.750882

>>750879
Hats was a warrior! He is pleased he is used in battle!

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)17:46:18 No.750884

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)17:46:18 No.750884

>>750882
unlike wanpan, who was a shield for an orc card game...

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re)
10/25/16(Tue)17:47:47 No.750887

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re) 10/25/16(Tue)17:47:47 No.750887

>>750881
Dunno if that's possible
>>750882
Yeah, all barbarians love being used.
Because they're gay.
Ayyyyy.
~~pls laugh at my jokes~~

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)17:48:13 No.750888

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)17:48:13 No.750888

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>>750862
"WHat the?! GET THAT ADDICT OUTTA HERE! GET HIM OUTTA HERE!"

"THE TRUTH MUST FLOW! LIKE SLURPY LOOP AND ITS DELICIOUS GOOEY GOODNESS! THE TRUTH MUST--"

[bzzzzzt]

"...And now we are here to see the Orc in his natural enviroment. Usually docile creatures, you should take care to never agitate one by saying things like "your waifu a shit" and..."

"!!!!"

"Crikey! He heard me! Y----"

[bzzzt]

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)17:48:31 No.750889

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)17:48:31 No.750889

>>750887
becareful, your elf rep may be next.

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)17:50:03 No.750895

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)17:50:03 No.750895

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>750888
in the arrrrms of the angel

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/25/16(Tue)17:50:19 No.750896

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/25/16(Tue)17:50:19 No.750896

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>750888
>Trips and another dead barbarian
~~Noice.~~
We may as well have the broadcast get hijacked for a bit.

Orc Saitama (ID: zxvxkEhR)
10/25/16(Tue)17:50:44 No.750897

Orc Saitama (ID: zxvxkEhR) 10/25/16(Tue)17:50:44 No.750897

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>750888
Watch orc-chan! <3

Anonymous (ID: nnOAfV3W)
10/25/16(Tue)17:51:34 No.750899

Anonymous (ID: nnOAfV3W) 10/25/16(Tue)17:51:34 No.750899

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>750889
>NaP
>Ever killing a child protagonist permanently
There aren't even any elves in this here quest unless they somehow got Elf Prince up in there for some reason.

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)17:52:11 No.750901

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)17:52:11 No.750901

>>750899
I thought there was one here

Anonymous (ID: nnOAfV3W)
10/25/16(Tue)17:53:14 No.750903

Anonymous (ID: nnOAfV3W) 10/25/16(Tue)17:53:14 No.750903

>>750901
nope, Elf Prince Quest got cut off short so he never got an excuse to join the Brock Killing Team

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/25/16(Tue)17:53:48 No.750905

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/25/16(Tue)17:53:48 No.750905

>>750901
Nope.
All the elves besides ElfMom and ElfKid are still slaves.
And ElfKid is gonna be a hazard when Civ Thing 2 rolls around eventually.
>>750903
I thought he was learning advanced demon summoning / necromancy while this finale is happening.

Anonymous (ID: nnOAfV3W)
10/25/16(Tue)17:56:44 No.750914

Anonymous (ID: nnOAfV3W) 10/25/16(Tue)17:56:44 No.750914

>>750905
nope, most likely we'll play him to tie over with Barb Mom's ending. And maybe resolve wharever happened to the Skellies.

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)17:57:50 No.750919

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)17:57:50 No.750919

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>>750896
[bzzzt]

"Greetings sheeples. Do not be alarmed. There is nothing wrong with your TV. We are merely in control now. We are the Followers of Salt. We have come to you with a message. Prepare yourself. For the day of culinary reckoning is at hand. None will b--"

"WASSUP HERETIC"

"Oh shit"

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/25/16(Tue)17:58:42 No.750922

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/25/16(Tue)17:58:42 No.750922

>>750919
>A goddamn paladin with a holy chainsaw gauntlet

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)17:58:48 No.750923

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)17:58:48 No.750923

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>750919
ICE CREAM WATERFALL

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re)
10/25/16(Tue)17:59:56 No.750927

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re) 10/25/16(Tue)17:59:56 No.750927

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>750919
The screams of cultists are broadcasted all over the kingdom as propaganda

Anonymous (ID: nnOAfV3W)
10/25/16(Tue)18:00:11 No.750928

Anonymous (ID: nnOAfV3W) 10/25/16(Tue)18:00:11 No.750928

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>750919
fuck it, let's go watch superior far eastern broadcasting instead.

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: rq9graBf)
10/25/16(Tue)18:00:13 No.750929

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: rq9graBf) 10/25/16(Tue)18:00:13 No.750929

>>750919
Salt Demons are rampant! Why has our King abandoned us? Why is there only a handful of elves not enslaved?! Tune in next time on Brocks News!

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: rq9graBf)
10/25/16(Tue)18:01:35 No.750932

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: rq9graBf) 10/25/16(Tue)18:01:35 No.750932

>>750919
Is there any other non heretical barbs aside from Hat Guy?

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)18:04:31 No.750944

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)18:04:31 No.750944

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>>750923
"Hey. Looking for a nice, relaxing and also delicious vacation? Why don't you come down and visit us here at The Ice Cream waterfall? The magical waterfall the has icecream instead of water with its falvour changing every hour! We look forward to your visit. Find us down by the pancake mountains right next to the chocolate caverns"

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)18:06:29 No.750946

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)18:06:29 No.750946

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>750944
now back to our show

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re)
10/25/16(Tue)18:06:41 No.750948

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re) 10/25/16(Tue)18:06:41 No.750948

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>750944
Whenever a cultist watches this commercial, his brain melts and drips out of his nose.

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)18:10:15 No.750959

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)18:10:15 No.750959

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>>750948
"Psst, that's what slurpy-loop is made out of by the way"

"NO IT ISN'T"

"It totally is"

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/25/16(Tue)18:12:06 No.750962

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/25/16(Tue)18:12:06 No.750962

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>750959
return us to our scheduled show please

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)18:13:16 No.750964

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)18:13:16 No.750964

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>750959
raid the fridge mom's not home

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)18:16:34 No.750971

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)18:16:34 No.750971

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>>750962
[bzzzt]

".....and that's how the dinosaurs died"

"woah"

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: rq9graBf)
10/25/16(Tue)18:17:22 No.750973

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: rq9graBf) 10/25/16(Tue)18:17:22 No.750973

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>750971
What about those dinosaurs over there?

Anonymous (ID: sSXPUrIS)
10/25/16(Tue)18:17:54 No.750975

Anonymous (ID: sSXPUrIS) 10/25/16(Tue)18:17:54 No.750975

what the fuck even is this thread

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/25/16(Tue)18:17:59 No.750977

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/25/16(Tue)18:17:59 No.750977

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>750971
Did they get raped in the butt like the dragons did?

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)18:19:29 No.750982

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)18:19:29 No.750982

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>>750977
"No no no, that's an exclusive dragon thing. Anyway, let us continue"

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/25/16(Tue)18:20:09 No.750983

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/25/16(Tue)18:20:09 No.750983

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>750982
ONWARDS!

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)18:26:31 No.750997

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)18:26:31 No.750997

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>>750983
And so you face Biggest Brock Spawn

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/25/16(Tue)18:27:42 No.751001

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/25/16(Tue)18:27:42 No.751001

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>750997
GIGA HOLY METEOR DRILL BREAKER!

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: rq9graBf)
10/25/16(Tue)18:28:04 No.751006

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: rq9graBf) 10/25/16(Tue)18:28:04 No.751006

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>750997
Nah. Lets skip that faget.

King, got this?

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/25/16(Tue)18:28:49 No.751007

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/25/16(Tue)18:28:49 No.751007

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>750997
Oh no
Negociate

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)18:31:53 No.751017

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)18:31:53 No.751017

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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>751001
Surely nothing can go wrong

Roll 2d100
Biggest Brock Spawn gets a +40 bonus

You get a +20

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/25/16(Tue)18:32:13 No.751019

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/25/16(Tue)18:32:13 No.751019

Rolled 62, 13 = 75 (2d100)

>>751017

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/25/16(Tue)18:32:54 No.751023

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/25/16(Tue)18:32:54 No.751023

Rolled 76, 83 = 159 (2d100)

>>751017
PIERCE THE HEAVENS

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/25/16(Tue)18:33:07 No.751026

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/25/16(Tue)18:33:07 No.751026

Rolled 72, 98 = 170 (2d100)

>>751017

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)18:35:07 No.751032

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)18:35:07 No.751032

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>>751023
The dice smiles upon you this time

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/25/16(Tue)18:35:57 No.751033

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/25/16(Tue)18:35:57 No.751033

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>751032
Since we blew his head off
Can we use his body as a giant mechanical demon mech?

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)18:36:17 No.751034

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)18:36:17 No.751034

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>751032
aww yissh

Elfwithout hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/25/16(Tue)18:36:39 No.751036

Elfwithout hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/25/16(Tue)18:36:39 No.751036

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>751032
RIP AND TEAR IT LIMB FROM LIMB!

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)18:38:01 No.751043

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)18:38:01 No.751043

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>>751033
"No"

Then Brock blows up the demon so you can't use it

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: rq9graBf)
10/25/16(Tue)18:38:54 No.751045

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: rq9graBf) 10/25/16(Tue)18:38:54 No.751045

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>751043
Holy Meteor into Brock's mouth!

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/25/16(Tue)18:38:56 No.751046

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/25/16(Tue)18:38:56 No.751046

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>751043
well lads
it's time for the final boss battle
COME ON BROCK, YA WUSS

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/25/16(Tue)18:41:26 No.751053

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/25/16(Tue)18:41:26 No.751053

>>751046
Nigga stop you're gonna get another protag killed.

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)18:48:34 No.751065

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)18:48:34 No.751065

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Rolled 649, 79, 563, 865, 799, 74, 435, 787, 449, 199 = 4899 (10d1000)

>>751046
"Again you foolishly try to resist me? Very well, go ahead. Sacrifice another of you to feed my ever growing power"

Roll 1d100. You ahve a +20 bonus

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/25/16(Tue)18:49:19 No.751068

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/25/16(Tue)18:49:19 No.751068

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>751065
I BELIEVE IN THE ALMIGHTY
HE'LL SAVE US

Anonymous (ID: AEz1lRFx)
10/25/16(Tue)18:49:45 No.751069

Anonymous (ID: AEz1lRFx) 10/25/16(Tue)18:49:45 No.751069

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>751065
We should sing a rap to Almighty so he'll give is a holy God mech to fuck Brock with.

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)18:49:50 No.751070

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)18:49:50 No.751070

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>751065
use orc diplomacy

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)18:53:14 No.751081

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)18:53:14 No.751081

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>>751069
"yeah sure, get back to me when that happens. BUt for now, I'll be taking this tiny soul"

Goblin Rider, is dead.

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/25/16(Tue)18:55:24 No.751086

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/25/16(Tue)18:55:24 No.751086

Oh boy the same fucking guy got another goddamn protag killed.

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: rq9graBf)
10/25/16(Tue)18:55:28 No.751087

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: rq9graBf) 10/25/16(Tue)18:55:28 No.751087

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>751081
Hooded Bones feels the energy of the Orc, Gob and Barb obsorb into his being. Powering himself up as he rages at the fall of his comrades!

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/25/16(Tue)18:55:50 No.751090

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/25/16(Tue)18:55:50 No.751090

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>751081
Phew. Just another dead manlet protagonist.

Have the king and his brother go in for the sides and Dragon messiah to attack head on.

Anonymous (ID: AEz1lRFx)
10/25/16(Tue)18:56:25 No.751092

Anonymous (ID: AEz1lRFx) 10/25/16(Tue)18:56:25 No.751092

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>751081
Start rapping to Almighty.
Maybe he'll help us kill this faggot

Anonymous (ID: uO85l4K9)
10/25/16(Tue)18:59:20 No.751095

Anonymous (ID: uO85l4K9) 10/25/16(Tue)18:59:20 No.751095

>Another party member ded
What the fuck guys

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)18:59:57 No.751097

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)18:59:57 No.751097

>>751095
same dude is doing it

Orc Saitama (ID: zxvxkEhR)
10/25/16(Tue)19:00:45 No.751100

Orc Saitama (ID: zxvxkEhR) 10/25/16(Tue)19:00:45 No.751100

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>751081
What if the reason we can't revive them is because they're not really dead, and they're actually going to throw us a SURPRISE PARTY

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)19:00:52 No.751101

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)19:00:52 No.751101

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>>751092
"Oh no, my one weakness!....Pfffthahaha, sure. If your prayers can even reach his ears, hahaha."

Then Brock disappears back into his throne room, behind the huge door. Laughing to himself for the fact that he put up an anti-prayer barrier

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)19:01:47 No.751106

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)19:01:47 No.751106

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>751101
where do our heroes souls go then?

Orc Saitama (ID: zxvxkEhR)
10/25/16(Tue)19:01:58 No.751108

Orc Saitama (ID: zxvxkEhR) 10/25/16(Tue)19:01:58 No.751108

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>751101
Decipher the runes

Anonymous (ID: uO85l4K9)
10/25/16(Tue)19:02:02 No.751109

Anonymous (ID: uO85l4K9) 10/25/16(Tue)19:02:02 No.751109

>>751097
Is he an elf or a barb?

An elf probably since they have nothing to lose for this session

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/25/16(Tue)19:02:53 No.751112

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/25/16(Tue)19:02:53 No.751112

Rolled 52 (1d100)

Anyone here good at rap? MC is the only one I know who can give a reliable song.

>>751101
Catapult Paladins at it

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/25/16(Tue)19:02:57 No.751114

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/25/16(Tue)19:02:57 No.751114

>>751106
He eats them
This was in the first dragon thread with the messiah
He just gets more powerful from death.
~~AKA YES GETTING PEOPLE KILLED MAKES THIS SHIT HARDER~~

Filth E. Hippy (ID: AEz1lRFx)
10/25/16(Tue)19:03:34 No.751116

Filth E. Hippy (ID: AEz1lRFx) 10/25/16(Tue)19:03:34 No.751116

>>751112
I can do a semi decent rap

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)19:04:04 No.751117

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)19:04:04 No.751117

>>751109
who knows it's an anon who keeps trying to piss off the main villian before we even get there.
so it seems our deaths are fucling us worse because of one anon.

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)19:05:13 No.751118

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)19:05:13 No.751118

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>>751108
"....hmm, these runes says "ur a faget--damnit"

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/25/16(Tue)19:05:29 No.751120

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/25/16(Tue)19:05:29 No.751120

>>751109
I'm sure it's not an elf. There's only two pla-

>>751116
Oh hi. I'm sure rap will aid us since Brock is also a god of metal and hates all things Elf.

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: rq9graBf)
10/25/16(Tue)19:07:04 No.751122

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: rq9graBf) 10/25/16(Tue)19:07:04 No.751122

>>751097
Is it a stale joke when i say its Canons fault?
>>751101
Anti prayer barrier also cuts him from his own powers... theoretically

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)19:07:22 No.751123

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)19:07:22 No.751123

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>751118
mean while with in the gullet of souls Brock has devoured

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)19:07:55 No.751126

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)19:07:55 No.751126

>>751122
can't really say it's stale if it turns out to be true.

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/25/16(Tue)19:08:20 No.751128

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/25/16(Tue)19:08:20 No.751128

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>751118

> Obviously we need a much greater power boost in order to fight the big bad. Heroes: Locate holy artifacts...

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)19:11:22 No.751135

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)19:11:22 No.751135

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>>751123
"hrrm" - Kobold Goddess

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/25/16(Tue)19:12:28 No.751137

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/25/16(Tue)19:12:28 No.751137

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>751135
Messiah, pray to Kobold Goddess for help
she gave us a drill before

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)19:13:34 No.751141

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)19:13:34 No.751141

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>751135
wanpan interjects

Anonymous (ID: AEz1lRFx)
10/25/16(Tue)19:17:14 No.751152

Anonymous (ID: AEz1lRFx) 10/25/16(Tue)19:17:14 No.751152

>>751120
Something like this?

>The time has come, the final hour
>The time to end this evil power.

>With Almighty at our back
>He will not stop this fierce attack

>Brock may think that he has won but we'll rock him to kingdom come.

>We'll break his bones and beat him down
>And break that skull he calls a crown.

>It's time for him to kiss his ass goodbye
>Now it's about time we go GATTAI!

Then god mech.
Is this good?
Or does it need more?

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)19:17:15 No.751153

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)19:17:15 No.751153

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>>751137
"C-can't reach her. I can sense her...but it's faint..."

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/25/16(Tue)19:18:20 No.751158

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/25/16(Tue)19:18:20 No.751158

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>751153
Ask if Tree God is in there

>>751152
This works

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/25/16(Tue)19:18:24 No.751159

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/25/16(Tue)19:18:24 No.751159

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>751153
YOU CAN REACH HER
YOU'RE BOUND BY BLOOD
DON'T ABANDON YOUR FAMILY

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/25/16(Tue)19:19:18 No.751162

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/25/16(Tue)19:19:18 No.751162

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>751153

>Need power-up. More than any training montage can provide. Find magical deus-ex-maguffin to give heroes power-up...

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)19:20:06 No.751166

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)19:20:06 No.751166

>>751153
did you miss my 90 or was that too late of a post

Orc Saitama (ID: zxvxkEhR)
10/25/16(Tue)19:20:51 No.751169

Orc Saitama (ID: zxvxkEhR) 10/25/16(Tue)19:20:51 No.751169

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>751166
tch tch tch
6 seconds too late

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)19:22:56 No.751174

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)19:22:56 No.751174

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>>751158
Hmmm nope, no signal whatsoever

Anonymous (ID: AEz1lRFx)
10/25/16(Tue)19:24:02 No.751175

Anonymous (ID: AEz1lRFx) 10/25/16(Tue)19:24:02 No.751175

>>751174
Use this rap>>751152
To summon the
Golden Almighty Paladin
Mech variant for us to pilot.

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)19:24:17 No.751177

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)19:24:17 No.751177

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>751174
check if you get cable though

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/25/16(Tue)19:24:25 No.751179

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/25/16(Tue)19:24:25 No.751179

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>751174
Well we gotta find a way to fight 10d1000s within the next 300 posts

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/25/16(Tue)19:24:38 No.751180

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/25/16(Tue)19:24:38 No.751180

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>751174
That means he's not in Brock's gullet. Tree God is totally better then Brock

Anonymous (ID: AEz1lRFx)
10/25/16(Tue)19:25:04 No.751182

Anonymous (ID: AEz1lRFx) 10/25/16(Tue)19:25:04 No.751182

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>751174
>>751175
Forgot to roll.
>>751177
>Inb4 shitty Spanish soaps.

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/25/16(Tue)19:25:14 No.751183

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/25/16(Tue)19:25:14 No.751183

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>751174

> Well. We can either stupidly charge the god again, and lose another hero pointlessly, or we can leave, get stronger and come back. I vote for the latter...

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)19:25:25 No.751185

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)19:25:25 No.751185

>>751180
It means he's been completely digested

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)19:25:31 No.751186

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)19:25:31 No.751186

>>751182
you don't need cable for that

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)19:26:28 No.751190

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)19:26:28 No.751190

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>>751177
"What's a cable"

Anonymous (ID: 7vBB0PYP)
10/25/16(Tue)19:26:51 No.751192

Anonymous (ID: 7vBB0PYP) 10/25/16(Tue)19:26:51 No.751192

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>751174
Remember to resurrect hats barb. Bless our weapons to imbue them with holy might and spicy powers.

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)19:27:19 No.751193

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)19:27:19 No.751193

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>751190
never mind, sniff for some god defeating artifacts

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/25/16(Tue)19:27:24 No.751194

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/25/16(Tue)19:27:24 No.751194

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>751190
>>751179

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: rq9graBf)
10/25/16(Tue)19:27:38 No.751195

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: rq9graBf) 10/25/16(Tue)19:27:38 No.751195

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>751190
Oh look. Salt Demons....wut

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/25/16(Tue)19:28:07 No.751200

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/25/16(Tue)19:28:07 No.751200

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>751190

> Seriously, we can't win this fight. We either need to get much stronger, or we need to weaken the big bad DRAMATICALLY...

Anonymous (ID: 7vBB0PYP)
10/25/16(Tue)19:28:23 No.751202

Anonymous (ID: 7vBB0PYP) 10/25/16(Tue)19:28:23 No.751202

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>751190
Damn, posted too late. Fall back, remember to resurrect hats barb. Bless our weapons to imbue them with holy might and spicy powers of WanPan.

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/25/16(Tue)19:28:29 No.751203

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/25/16(Tue)19:28:29 No.751203

>>751185
I would argue against this because your the QM and I don't want to appear like a stupid barbarian. Although if the God of the forest is dead does that mean plants, animals and nature in general is suffering a blight?

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)19:29:43 No.751206

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)19:29:43 No.751206

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>>751195
What salt demons

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/25/16(Tue)19:30:32 No.751209

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/25/16(Tue)19:30:32 No.751209

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>751206
See what the Paladins are doing

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/25/16(Tue)19:30:45 No.751210

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/25/16(Tue)19:30:45 No.751210

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>751206
hey did any of you guys find something that could add to the plot in our favor?

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/25/16(Tue)19:30:46 No.751211

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/25/16(Tue)19:30:46 No.751211

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>751206
Ask the Super Mustache Bros for advice on beating a 10d1000

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)19:30:46 No.751212

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)19:30:46 No.751212

>>751203
He's a god of A Forest. Not All the Forests.

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/25/16(Tue)19:31:30 No.751215

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/25/16(Tue)19:31:30 No.751215

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>751206

> Big Bad's power source is presumably devouring other gods. You cannot stop him from doing that. Find a way to make yourselves stronger...

Anonymous (ID: 7vBB0PYP)
10/25/16(Tue)19:33:17 No.751224

Anonymous (ID: 7vBB0PYP) 10/25/16(Tue)19:33:17 No.751224

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>751206
Hold a holy seance to ask the digested soul of WanPan for advice on how we can overcome Brock. Also revive barbs. We're running out of guys, and he's the only one not Godsquashed.

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)19:40:09 No.751246

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)19:40:09 No.751246

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>>751211
"Well when facing a final boss that is much, much more overleveled than you. The most straightforward solution is to grind alot until you're at a suffcient level"

"Something like going on an adventure that would last more than 20 parts or something"

"Buuut, currently we don't have that much time. So our best bet is to get our prayers to God"

"Which means we need to find a way to disable Brock's anti-prayer barrier"

"If I remember correctly, this heretical abomination of a tribal deity got this powerful by eating other tribal deities"

"Which means that this barrier of his must be powered by his newly acquired powers"

"So if we can disrupt that, we may ahve a chance for the Almighty to notice what this asshole's doing and rek him"

"But how?"

"Well if he eats them then he gotta be storing them in his stomache"

"Ah, so if we can get someone powerful enough, perhaps someone with divine heritage, to climb inside his stomach and give him a bad case of indigestion, we may succeed"

"But do we know anybody like that?"

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/25/16(Tue)19:41:26 No.751249

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/25/16(Tue)19:41:26 No.751249

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>751246
Do this >>751152

Also we could send dragon messiah as bait.

Anonymous (ID: AEz1lRFx)
10/25/16(Tue)19:42:06 No.751252

Anonymous (ID: AEz1lRFx) 10/25/16(Tue)19:42:06 No.751252

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>751246
>It's either dragon Messiah or smiling son. And we are not sacrificing I mean asking a child. So dragon Messiah. Then we can rap/pray

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/25/16(Tue)19:42:10 No.751253

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/25/16(Tue)19:42:10 No.751253

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>751246
So everyone on standby to pray for when more protag murder happens?

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/25/16(Tue)19:43:49 No.751259

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/25/16(Tue)19:43:49 No.751259

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>751246

>>751252

I vote for both of them to cram themselves down his gullet!

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)19:46:52 No.751269

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)19:46:52 No.751269

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>>751253
"Pffft, no. We still ahve to smack him around and distract him. Hopefully also weakening him, no matter how small of an effect that is"

"At least until we can have him opening up his mouth so we can shove our hero in"

"Plus if we never engage him directly and just mess around him but just so happens to hit him, "accidentally", it doesn't count as being in combat and he can't make rolls"

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: rq9graBf)
10/25/16(Tue)19:48:30 No.751273

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: rq9graBf) 10/25/16(Tue)19:48:30 No.751273

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>751269
We could pray for Dice God to not allow for Brock to Counter roll for one or two turns

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/25/16(Tue)19:49:10 No.751274

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/25/16(Tue)19:49:10 No.751274

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>751269
Ask the king and his brother if they're of divine lineage. They seem pretty powerful for mortals.

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)19:55:38 No.751295

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)19:55:38 No.751295

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>>751274
"Nah"

"We just level grind alot"

"From birth"

Anonymous (ID: B8u21TIV)
10/25/16(Tue)19:58:14 No.751300

Anonymous (ID: B8u21TIV) 10/25/16(Tue)19:58:14 No.751300

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>751295
If thats the case shouldn't you be able to kick Brocks ass if your such a high level?

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)20:00:26 No.751304

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)20:00:26 No.751304

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>>751300
"Hmmm, maybe we should be the ones that do it."

"Yes, can't see anything wrong happening"

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/25/16(Tue)20:01:15 No.751307

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/25/16(Tue)20:01:15 No.751307

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>751304
No wait I remember now you guys got plot importance later on.
We gotta hide all the Civ Thing crap before we start overlapping with the future.

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: rq9graBf)
10/25/16(Tue)20:07:14 No.751324

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: rq9graBf) 10/25/16(Tue)20:07:14 No.751324

>>751307
Wut?

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/25/16(Tue)20:08:40 No.751332

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/25/16(Tue)20:08:40 No.751332

>>751324
~~Kingslayer~~ and Adventure Thing

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/25/16(Tue)20:10:02 No.751334

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/25/16(Tue)20:10:02 No.751334

>>751332
~~If only I had the time to look through those stories~~

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/25/16(Tue)20:11:09 No.751339

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/25/16(Tue)20:11:09 No.751339

>>751334
~~Well the other option is having Brock get powered up by either the King or Merc which isn't gonna help anyone.~~

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)20:12:51 No.751342

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)20:12:51 No.751342

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>>751307
"Ah yes, the future"

"What if there are many branches of the future, many timelines and we're simply in one of those?"

"Maybe there's even a timeline where none of this has happened"

"Or maybe the future's set in stone and nothing we do can change it"

"Maybe no matter what happens, no matter how we change history, accidentally or not, the timeline would correct itself?"

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/25/16(Tue)20:14:07 No.751345

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/25/16(Tue)20:14:07 No.751345

>>751342
See what the Paladins are doing

>>751339
~~I don't know what to do~~ Besides post rap videos[/spoiler

~~https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WeYsTmIzjkw~~

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/25/16(Tue)20:15:22 No.751347

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/25/16(Tue)20:15:22 No.751347

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>751342
Check in on the Paladins

>>751345
I think everyones a little burnt out right now.

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: rq9graBf)
10/25/16(Tue)20:15:41 No.751349

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: rq9graBf) 10/25/16(Tue)20:15:41 No.751349

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>751342
Aaannnd... now something entirely different!

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)20:17:57 No.751359

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)20:17:57 No.751359

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>>751349
Alright.

WOAH HEY! Imma tired now so we'll finish this up later, I jsut dont know when! kthnxbye

Updates; https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/25/16(Tue)20:20:39 No.751366

Anonymous (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/25/16(Tue)20:20:39 No.751366

>>751359
So after we defeat Brock and finish this thread, we're starting civ thing 2 or is it something else?

Also are there potentially hundreds if not thousands of Tree/Forest Gods in this world?

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)20:21:43 No.751369

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)20:21:43 No.751369

>>751366
The answer to both of those question is : Who knows

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/25/16(Tue)20:23:00 No.751373

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/25/16(Tue)20:23:00 No.751373

>>751366
We're probably gonna do either a late halloween one or something different.

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: rq9graBf)
10/25/16(Tue)20:23:24 No.751375

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: rq9graBf) 10/25/16(Tue)20:23:24 No.751375

>>751366
Conqueror quest had the second highest vote count. So prolly that

Anonymous (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/25/16(Tue)20:23:36 No.751378

Anonymous (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/25/16(Tue)20:23:36 No.751378

>>751369
Wow. Thanks for being so gosh darn informative OP.

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/25/16(Tue)20:24:07 No.751382

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/25/16(Tue)20:24:07 No.751382

>>751378
ikr

Anonymous (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/25/16(Tue)20:26:12 No.751387

Anonymous (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/25/16(Tue)20:26:12 No.751387

>>751375
Can you post a link to the straw poll or post a pic of how ever we voted? I don't remember it.

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: rq9graBf)
10/25/16(Tue)20:29:10 No.751401

Paladin with too many Hats (ID: rq9graBf) 10/25/16(Tue)20:29:10 No.751401

>>751387
Just look at NaPs twitter feed, scroll back a month or two. I just remember bizarre shit.
>>751382
Can elf kid be the protag for conqueror adventure instead of a spoiler hazard for civ 2?

I know you enjoy salt, but leave some mystery, man!

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/25/16(Tue)20:29:52 No.751402

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/25/16(Tue)20:29:52 No.751402

>>751387
http://www.strawpoll.me/11186067
>Nearly two months

Anonymous (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/25/16(Tue)20:35:08 No.751409

Anonymous (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/25/16(Tue)20:35:08 No.751409

Once we do finish civ thing aftermath, shouldn't we hold a new poll? One that's 2 months old might not be the most accurate.

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re)
10/26/16(Wed)01:23:30 No.752135

MC Herbalist (ID: kQqeg5re) 10/26/16(Wed)01:23:30 No.752135

>>751345
Damn, i was gonna post that song when the right time came.
Well, might as well make it the elf theme song!

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)02:56:07 No.752310

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)02:56:07 No.752310

>>751409
of course

Anonymous (ID: L/4bAMlR)
10/26/16(Wed)05:03:52 No.752408

Anonymous (ID: L/4bAMlR) 10/26/16(Wed)05:03:52 No.752408

>how to defeat Brock
Oh boy this is gonna get ugly. Even Dragon Hitler would be proud at how shit it will be

Highway to the Bone Zone (ID: hENG8lkP)
10/26/16(Wed)05:06:56 No.752411

Highway to the Bone Zone (ID: hENG8lkP) 10/26/16(Wed)05:06:56 No.752411

oogah boogah where da fuckable non-humans at

so will OP continue today? He twitted that he will

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)05:07:54 No.752413

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)05:07:54 No.752413

Currently hungry, will go get some food. Then thread will continue

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/26/16(Wed)05:08:05 No.752415

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/26/16(Wed)05:08:05 No.752415

where's OP at

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)05:19:30 No.752421

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)05:19:30 No.752421

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Alright who's here

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/26/16(Wed)05:21:09 No.752422

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/26/16(Wed)05:21:09 No.752422

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>752421
punch self in face, OP

Highway to the Bone Zone (ID: hENG8lkP)
10/26/16(Wed)05:24:33 No.752424

Highway to the Bone Zone (ID: hENG8lkP) 10/26/16(Wed)05:24:33 No.752424

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>752421

Do not punch self in the face with fist

but punch self on the fist with face

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)05:24:33 No.752425

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)05:24:33 No.752425

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>>752422

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/26/16(Wed)05:25:22 No.752426

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/26/16(Wed)05:25:22 No.752426

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>752425
self, punch op in the face

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)05:26:35 No.752427

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)05:26:35 No.752427

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>>752426
Sorry, you cant control NPCs

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/26/16(Wed)05:27:35 No.752429

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/26/16(Wed)05:27:35 No.752429

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>752427
reeeee
return us back to our regularly scheduled program then, OP

Highway to the Bone Zone (ID: hENG8lkP)
10/26/16(Wed)05:28:28 No.752430

Highway to the Bone Zone (ID: hENG8lkP) 10/26/16(Wed)05:28:28 No.752430

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>752427
curse at OP

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)05:31:03 No.752432

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)05:31:03 No.752432

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>>752430
Who that

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/26/16(Wed)05:32:20 No.752434

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/26/16(Wed)05:32:20 No.752434

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>752432
okay, now punch selves in faces

Highway to the Bone Zone (ID: hENG8lkP)
10/26/16(Wed)05:32:52 No.752435

Highway to the Bone Zone (ID: hENG8lkP) 10/26/16(Wed)05:32:52 No.752435

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>752432
then curse at your enemies

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)05:35:40 No.752437

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)05:35:40 No.752437

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>>752435

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/26/16(Wed)05:37:02 No.752439

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/26/16(Wed)05:37:02 No.752439

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>752437
beat em up

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)05:38:36 No.752440

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)05:38:36 No.752440

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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>752439
Roll 2d100

Highway to the Bone Zone (ID: hENG8lkP)
10/26/16(Wed)05:39:19 No.752442

Highway to the Bone Zone (ID: hENG8lkP) 10/26/16(Wed)05:39:19 No.752442

Rolled 32, 28 = 60 (2d100)

>>752440
"Your waifus are shit, by the way"

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/26/16(Wed)05:39:21 No.752443

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/26/16(Wed)05:39:21 No.752443

Rolled 62, 80 = 142 (2d100)

>>752440

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)05:42:04 No.752446

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)05:42:04 No.752446

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>>752443

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/26/16(Wed)05:43:14 No.752447

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/26/16(Wed)05:43:14 No.752447

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>752446
now, punch self in face for your victory

Highway to the Bone Zone (ID: hENG8lkP)
10/26/16(Wed)05:43:31 No.752448

Highway to the Bone Zone (ID: hENG8lkP) 10/26/16(Wed)05:43:31 No.752448

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>752446
piss on their corpse to insult Brock

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)05:48:43 No.752449

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)05:48:43 No.752449

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>>752447
Wow, only 2 fucks participating. Too slow today, may have to postpone again

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/26/16(Wed)05:49:17 No.752451

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/26/16(Wed)05:49:17 No.752451

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>752449
You've gotta go faster, OP
Show us a preview of Love-Love Orc-Chan the anime

Highway to the Bone Zone (ID: hENG8lkP)
10/26/16(Wed)05:50:03 No.752452

Highway to the Bone Zone (ID: hENG8lkP) 10/26/16(Wed)05:50:03 No.752452

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>752449
pray to god for more fucks

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)05:51:39 No.752453

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)05:51:39 No.752453

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>>752452
Nope, no fucks are given. See ya later, bye bye

Highway to the Bone Zone (ID: hENG8lkP)
10/26/16(Wed)05:53:09 No.752455

Highway to the Bone Zone (ID: hENG8lkP) 10/26/16(Wed)05:53:09 No.752455

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>752453
call a guy called OP a fagget, for no reason

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/26/16(Wed)05:53:46 No.752456

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/26/16(Wed)05:53:46 No.752456

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>752453
OP, you faggot
come back here and run the adventure

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)05:54:50 No.752457

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)05:54:50 No.752457

>>752456
Can't run with only 2 people

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/26/16(Wed)05:56:05 No.752459

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/26/16(Wed)05:56:05 No.752459

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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>752457
other people will be here, just keep running
a side adventure maybe
while we wait for the main adventure

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)05:58:32 No.752462

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)05:58:32 No.752462

>>752459
Nah I'd rather go play video games

Anonymous (ID: B7t5pFIU)
10/26/16(Wed)08:17:00 No.752510

Anonymous (ID: B7t5pFIU) 10/26/16(Wed)08:17:00 No.752510

>>752462
What type of video games?

Anonymous (ID: QXT7IMHt)
10/26/16(Wed)08:18:39 No.752511

Anonymous (ID: QXT7IMHt) 10/26/16(Wed)08:18:39 No.752511

Yeah what kind of game

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)08:34:48 No.752522

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)08:34:48 No.752522

>>752510
>>752511
The adventures of Sir Kicksalot in The Land of Conviniently Placed Spikes

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)08:40:06 No.752529

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)08:40:06 No.752529

>>752522
Sounds like a shitty game.
How are the reviews?

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)08:43:43 No.752531

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)08:43:43 No.752531

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>>752529

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)08:55:22 No.752544

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)08:55:22 No.752544

Hello, I am here now...

What are we doing?

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)08:57:03 No.752546

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)08:57:03 No.752546

>>752544
Waiting for death.

Or more than 1 person participating. Hands up, who's here?

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)08:57:17 No.752547

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)08:57:17 No.752547

>>752531
Huh, i remembered Dark Messiah having better reviews...
>>752544
Nothing, at the moment

Anonymous (ID: lsufSug/)
10/26/16(Wed)08:59:35 No.752550

Anonymous (ID: lsufSug/) 10/26/16(Wed)08:59:35 No.752550

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>752546
here

Anonymous (ID: LkFLUIjO)
10/26/16(Wed)09:01:24 No.752553

Anonymous (ID: LkFLUIjO) 10/26/16(Wed)09:01:24 No.752553

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>752546

hoi

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)09:02:40 No.752557

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)09:02:40 No.752557

Alright, so wegot possibly 4 peoples currently. Wow, that's double the number before! So are we doing this

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)09:04:21 No.752559

Anonymous (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)09:04:21 No.752559

>>752557

I am ready when you are OP...

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)09:06:05 No.752562

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)09:06:05 No.752562

>>752557
I'll be here in half an hour or so.
An elf's gotta eat.

Anonymous (ID: lsufSug/)
10/26/16(Wed)09:07:01 No.752564

Anonymous (ID: lsufSug/) 10/26/16(Wed)09:07:01 No.752564

>>752557
everyone get on the rapetrain... tschuuu tschuuu

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)09:09:50 No.752570

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)09:09:50 No.752570

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Alright, let's return to where we left off: Face punching

Rock Solid (ID: zw4To9fH)
10/26/16(Wed)09:11:44 No.752573

Rock Solid (ID: zw4To9fH) 10/26/16(Wed)09:11:44 No.752573

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>752570
grind brock's spawns

Anonymous (ID: lsufSug/)
10/26/16(Wed)09:11:50 No.752574

Anonymous (ID: lsufSug/) 10/26/16(Wed)09:11:50 No.752574

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>752570
let's forge a battle plan

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/26/16(Wed)09:12:19 No.752575

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/26/16(Wed)09:12:19 No.752575

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>752570
Let's use the plan that the King came up with

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)09:16:07 No.752576

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)09:16:07 No.752576

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>>752573

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)09:17:16 No.752577

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)09:17:16 No.752577

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>752576

> Grind harder...

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)09:17:48 No.752578

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)09:17:48 No.752578

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>752576
Nice cheap puns you got there, OP.
Now do a reverse kickflip on that fucker

Anonymous (ID: lsufSug/)
10/26/16(Wed)09:18:25 No.752579

Anonymous (ID: lsufSug/) 10/26/16(Wed)09:18:25 No.752579

>>752576
zaapp zapp zuung

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)09:18:48 No.752581

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)09:18:48 No.752581

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>>752577

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)09:19:38 No.752583

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)09:19:38 No.752583

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>752581
HARDER!

Anonymous (ID: lsufSug/)
10/26/16(Wed)09:20:34 No.752585

Anonymous (ID: lsufSug/) 10/26/16(Wed)09:20:34 No.752585

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>752581
we slip and crash through the door because we spin so hard

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)09:24:04 No.752587

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)09:24:04 No.752587

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>>752583

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)09:24:42 No.752588

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)09:24:42 No.752588

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>752587
HARDER, UNTIL THIS IMMATERIAL REALM CANNOT SUSTAIN OUR GRIND!

Anonymous (ID: lsufSug/)
10/26/16(Wed)09:25:12 No.752590

Anonymous (ID: lsufSug/) 10/26/16(Wed)09:25:12 No.752590

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>752587
sing a song

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)09:26:06 No.752593

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)09:26:06 No.752593

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>752587

> You grind so hard that you compromise the integrity of the entire room's floor. All of the heroes begin falling into a bottomless pit...

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)09:29:22 No.752597

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)09:29:22 No.752597

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>>752588
"You're just gonna hurt yourself if you do that"

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)09:31:44 No.752601

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)09:31:44 No.752601

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>752597
Don't tell us what to do.
You said it yourself.
We gotta grind to beat Brock.

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/26/16(Wed)09:31:47 No.752602

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/26/16(Wed)09:31:47 No.752602

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>752597
well, how much XP did we get
did we level up?

Anonymous (ID: lsufSug/)
10/26/16(Wed)09:32:28 No.752604

Anonymous (ID: lsufSug/) 10/26/16(Wed)09:32:28 No.752604

>>752597
load up the viedo of that sick trick to jewtube, we gotta monetize our skills because adventuring is not paying well anymore

Anonymous (ID: lsufSug/)
10/26/16(Wed)09:33:31 No.752606

Anonymous (ID: lsufSug/) 10/26/16(Wed)09:33:31 No.752606

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>752597
>>752604
god fucking damn it, when will i learn to not forget the dice?

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)09:35:26 No.752607

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)09:35:26 No.752607

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>>752601
"Grind for levels, not doing sick grinding tricks"

Rock Solid (ID: zw4To9fH)
10/26/16(Wed)09:36:09 No.752610

Rock Solid (ID: zw4To9fH) 10/26/16(Wed)09:36:09 No.752610

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>752607
grind for levels then
like no one did before

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/26/16(Wed)09:36:44 No.752611

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/26/16(Wed)09:36:44 No.752611

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>752607
Grind off of killing Brock's mobs then

Anonymous (ID: lsufSug/)
10/26/16(Wed)09:37:32 No.752612

Anonymous (ID: lsufSug/) 10/26/16(Wed)09:37:32 No.752612

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>752607
let's build a mobfarm for faster grinding

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)09:37:56 No.752613

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)09:37:56 No.752613

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>752607
Pretty sick tho, wasn't it?
Now we start level-grinding!
And try to find something the brock-spawn are particulairly weak to.
Maybe Brock will be weak to that too.

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)09:38:40 No.752615

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)09:38:40 No.752615

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>752607

> Grind for level. Grind until you are lousy with levels!

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)09:45:06 No.752620

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)09:45:06 No.752620

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>>752610
"There's no time. The longer we take, the more power Brock will gather in his incredibly edgy throne room"

"And by the time you obtained enough levels to beat a god, he'd destroyed the world already"

"Which is why we're gonna try the plan of jumping inside his gullet to tear out any gods he may still not have absorbed fully yet to weaken him enough that The Almighty can notice past his barrier and rek him"

Anonymous (ID: uq8+Dpgk)
10/26/16(Wed)09:46:21 No.752625

Anonymous (ID: uq8+Dpgk) 10/26/16(Wed)09:46:21 No.752625

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>752607
Revive the two hat barb that died

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)09:47:09 No.752627

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)09:47:09 No.752627

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>752620

>Attempt to smash apart the dark runes sealing the door...

Rock Solid (ID: zw4To9fH)
10/26/16(Wed)09:47:13 No.752628

Rock Solid (ID: zw4To9fH) 10/26/16(Wed)09:47:13 No.752628

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>752620
do that then
and that in meanwhile >>752625

Anonymous (ID: lsufSug/)
10/26/16(Wed)09:47:13 No.752629

Anonymous (ID: lsufSug/) 10/26/16(Wed)09:47:13 No.752629

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>752620
that's a stupid plan. throw a tantrum because you rather want to grind

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)09:47:47 No.752631

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)09:47:47 No.752631

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>752620
Fine.
Time for before-the-final-battle preparation!
BUFFS ALL AROUND!

Paladin with too many hats (ID: rq9graBf)
10/26/16(Wed)09:49:39 No.752633

Paladin with too many hats (ID: rq9graBf) 10/26/16(Wed)09:49:39 No.752633

Sup, niggas

Anonymous (ID: uq8+Dpgk)
10/26/16(Wed)09:54:15 No.752637

Anonymous (ID: uq8+Dpgk) 10/26/16(Wed)09:54:15 No.752637

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>752620
>>752625
Shit I was late, quick shoehorn this here instead!
>>752628
>my nigga

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)09:54:20 No.752638

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)09:54:20 No.752638

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>>752629
"Calm him down"

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/26/16(Wed)09:54:39 No.752639

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/26/16(Wed)09:54:39 No.752639

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>752638
calm down
let's go with the plan

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)09:55:52 No.752641

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)09:55:52 No.752641

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>752637
Dood, the two hat barb has been absorbed by Hooded Bones.
I don't think he can be revived.
>>752631
>>752638

Anonymous (ID: lsufSug/)
10/26/16(Wed)09:56:23 No.752642

Anonymous (ID: lsufSug/) 10/26/16(Wed)09:56:23 No.752642

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>752638
come up with an improved plan yourself. it should involve snails.

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)09:56:27 No.752643

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)09:56:27 No.752643

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>752638

>Attempt to smash apart the dark runes sealing the door. Enter the throne room...

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)09:56:48 No.752644

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)09:56:48 No.752644

>>752641
Well he can, just needs to remove his bones from hooded bones first

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)09:58:40 No.752646

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)09:58:40 No.752646

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>>752639
Alright, first step, breaking down the gate

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/26/16(Wed)09:59:23 No.752647

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/26/16(Wed)09:59:23 No.752647

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>752646
What's the runes say, nigga

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)09:59:55 No.752650

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)09:59:55 No.752650

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>752646
Nah nah nah
1- revive two-hats barb
2- buff ourselves.
3- Mega-meteor-drill to the door

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)09:59:55 No.752651

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)09:59:55 No.752651

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>752646

>Attempt to smash apart the dark runes sealing the door...

Pffft!

Anonymous (ID: lsufSug/)
10/26/16(Wed)10:00:16 No.752654

Anonymous (ID: lsufSug/) 10/26/16(Wed)10:00:16 No.752654

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>752646
fart at it, that will let it disintegrate

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)10:02:16 No.752660

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)10:02:16 No.752660

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>>752647
"It says ur a faget"

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/26/16(Wed)10:02:52 No.752662

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/26/16(Wed)10:02:52 No.752662

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>752660
throw that skeleton paladin at the door

Paladin with too many hats (ID: rq9graBf)
10/26/16(Wed)10:04:14 No.752666

Paladin with too many hats (ID: rq9graBf) 10/26/16(Wed)10:04:14 No.752666

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>752660
That is what the last door said. Brock is losing ideas!

What if we get an arena barb here and sacrifice the fag to open the door?

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)10:05:24 No.752667

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)10:05:24 No.752667

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>752660

>Attempt to smash apart the dark runes sealing the door...

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)10:05:46 No.752668

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)10:05:46 No.752668

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>752662
"It's what it actually sayyyyyy"

Now roll 2d100 to defeat door

>>752666
It's the same door

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/26/16(Wed)10:06:23 No.752669

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/26/16(Wed)10:06:23 No.752669

Rolled 97, 47 = 144 (2d100)

>>752668
nigga please, you forgot the image

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)10:06:49 No.752670

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)10:06:49 No.752670

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>>752668
Whoops, forgot pic

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/26/16(Wed)10:07:25 No.752673

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/26/16(Wed)10:07:25 No.752673

Rolled 61, 21 = 82 (2d100)

>>752670
gg, OP
gonna reroll cause this is the official one

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)10:07:47 No.752675

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)10:07:47 No.752675

Rolled 18, 91 = 109 (2d100)

>>752670

Rolling...

Anonymous (ID: lsufSug/)
10/26/16(Wed)10:07:49 No.752676

Anonymous (ID: lsufSug/) 10/26/16(Wed)10:07:49 No.752676

Rolled 36, 46 = 82 (2d100)

>>752670
buuuuuuurst

Anonymous (ID: QXT7IMHt)
10/26/16(Wed)10:07:57 No.752677

Anonymous (ID: QXT7IMHt) 10/26/16(Wed)10:07:57 No.752677

Rolled 48, 38 = 86 (2d100)

Lets see if mobile actually wants to let me roll.

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)10:08:16 No.752679

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)10:08:16 No.752679

>>752673
Wow it's even worse

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)10:09:46 No.752681

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)10:09:46 No.752681

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>>752673
ktonk

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/26/16(Wed)10:10:07 No.752682

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/26/16(Wed)10:10:07 No.752682

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>752681
Throw Dragon Messiah at it

Paladin with too many hats (ID: rq9graBf)
10/26/16(Wed)10:11:14 No.752683

Paladin with too many hats (ID: rq9graBf) 10/26/16(Wed)10:11:14 No.752683

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>752681
Have an elf skeleton make a holy ent and pry it open

Anonymous (ID: lsufSug/)
10/26/16(Wed)10:11:40 No.752684

Anonymous (ID: lsufSug/) 10/26/16(Wed)10:11:40 No.752684

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>752681
>>752654

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)10:13:16 No.752685

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)10:13:16 No.752685

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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>752682
Roll 2d100

You get a Big Dragon bonus of +5

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/26/16(Wed)10:13:59 No.752686

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/26/16(Wed)10:13:59 No.752686

Rolled 87, 85 = 172 (2d100)

>>752685
for you

Anonymous (ID: lsufSug/)
10/26/16(Wed)10:14:28 No.752688

Anonymous (ID: lsufSug/) 10/26/16(Wed)10:14:28 No.752688

Rolled 19, 12 = 31 (2d100)

>>752685
let's try

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)10:14:31 No.752689

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)10:14:31 No.752689

Rolled 68, 22 = 90 (2d100)

>>752685

Rolling...

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)10:15:32 No.752691

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)10:15:32 No.752691

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>>752686
The door is opened

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/26/16(Wed)10:16:26 No.752694

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/26/16(Wed)10:16:26 No.752694

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>752691
oh shit nigga
let's commence the plan

Anonymous (ID: B7t5pFIU)
10/26/16(Wed)10:16:57 No.752695

Anonymous (ID: B7t5pFIU) 10/26/16(Wed)10:16:57 No.752695

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>752691
Send in the Paladins

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)10:17:37 No.752698

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)10:17:37 No.752698

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>752691

> Onwards! Stop down the shadows! Drive them back!

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)10:21:04 No.752701

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)10:21:04 No.752701

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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>752694
The tower is filled with Brock spawns! A squad blocks your path! Roll 2d100 to break through and continue advancing!

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/26/16(Wed)10:21:31 No.752703

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/26/16(Wed)10:21:31 No.752703

Rolled 14, 60 = 74 (2d100)

>>752701
ez

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)10:22:06 No.752706

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)10:22:06 No.752706

Dice God smiles upon you

So please, don;t fuck this up

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)10:22:23 No.752708

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)10:22:23 No.752708

Rolled 31, 93 = 124 (2d100)

>>752701

Rolling...

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)10:26:23 No.752715

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)10:26:23 No.752715

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>>752708

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/26/16(Wed)10:27:41 No.752718

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/26/16(Wed)10:27:41 No.752718

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>752715
KEEP GOING
GET EVEN MORE HYPED

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)10:27:56 No.752719

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)10:27:56 No.752719

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>752715
Onwards!
And for the love of the amighty, cast some buffs on ourselves

Paladin with too many hats (ID: rq9graBf)
10/26/16(Wed)10:28:00 No.752720

Paladin with too many hats (ID: rq9graBf) 10/26/16(Wed)10:28:00 No.752720

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>752715
Strut forward in style

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)10:28:41 No.752722

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)10:28:41 No.752722

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>752715

> Our heroes burst into Brock's throne room. They nightmarish spectacle they witness within stills their hearts for a moment...

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)10:38:28 No.752729

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)10:38:28 No.752729

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>>752722
OH MY GOD HE'S EATING STEAK WITH KETCHUP

Oh and there's also the fact that he's sitting upon his throne of darkness, feasting upon the souls of any dead, collected using his Soul Well

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)10:40:22 No.752731

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)10:40:22 No.752731

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>752729
We will steel ourselves against this demon!
Our plan will not fail!
CHAAAAAAAARGE!!!

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/26/16(Wed)10:40:32 No.752732

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/26/16(Wed)10:40:32 No.752732

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>752729
STICK TO THE PLAN

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)10:40:38 No.752733

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)10:40:38 No.752733

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>752729

The vile fiend!

...

> Heroes: Commence operation Forced-Vore...

Paladin with too many hats (ID: rq9graBf)
10/26/16(Wed)10:41:20 No.752734

Paladin with too many hats (ID: rq9graBf) 10/26/16(Wed)10:41:20 No.752734

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>752729
Stick to plan. Moustache Bros! Distract!

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)10:44:49 No.752736

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)10:44:49 No.752736

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>>752732
"Right, let us disperse and cause various painful distractions"

"BUt just to be clear, who's jumping into his stomache to rip out the source of his increased powers from the inside?"

Anonymous (ID: lsufSug/)
10/26/16(Wed)10:44:59 No.752737

Anonymous (ID: lsufSug/) 10/26/16(Wed)10:44:59 No.752737

wait, our plan is to cheese this boss fight like filthy savescum?

Anonymous (ID: uq8+Dpgk)
10/26/16(Wed)10:45:05 No.752738

Anonymous (ID: uq8+Dpgk) 10/26/16(Wed)10:45:05 No.752738

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>752729
Ask if he can share the steak

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/26/16(Wed)10:45:32 No.752739

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/26/16(Wed)10:45:32 No.752739

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>752736
Dragon Messiah, he's gotta reunite with his sister

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)10:47:19 No.752740

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)10:47:19 No.752740

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>752736

>Have the dragon lead the distraction party. Have an elf, or something, climb into Brock's stomach...

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/)
10/26/16(Wed)10:48:36 No.752741

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/) 10/26/16(Wed)10:48:36 No.752741

>>751359
OP's back and so am I. Is Wan Pan still dead?

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)10:49:58 No.752745

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)10:49:58 No.752745

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>>752738
"No"

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/26/16(Wed)10:51:23 No.752746

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/26/16(Wed)10:51:23 No.752746

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>752745
>>752736
Reeeeeeunite, send Dragon Messiah in

Paladin with too many hats (ID: rq9graBf)
10/26/16(Wed)10:51:30 No.752748

Paladin with too many hats (ID: rq9graBf) 10/26/16(Wed)10:51:30 No.752748

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>752745
Cut away to an interview with Brock's actor

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/)
10/26/16(Wed)10:51:58 No.752749

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/) 10/26/16(Wed)10:51:58 No.752749

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>752745
Dragon Messiah asks to be reunited with his sister inside his stomach

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)10:56:50 No.752752

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)10:56:50 No.752752

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>>752746
And so the battle commences

Still looking for the correct moment to send D.Messiah in

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/)
10/26/16(Wed)10:57:17 No.752754

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/) 10/26/16(Wed)10:57:17 No.752754

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>752752
fast forward to correct moment

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/26/16(Wed)10:57:57 No.752756

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/26/16(Wed)10:57:57 No.752756

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>752752
THIS IS FOR WAN PAN
DISTRACT THEM

Paladin with too many hats (ID: rq9graBf)
10/26/16(Wed)11:00:26 No.752760

Paladin with too many hats (ID: rq9graBf) 10/26/16(Wed)11:00:26 No.752760

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>752752
For Hat Guy!

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)11:01:16 No.752761

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)11:01:16 No.752761

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>752752

> Heroes: Focus on hit-and-run tactics. Don't let Brock get a focus on you...

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)11:04:47 No.752764

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)11:04:47 No.752764

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>>752754
"Look! THis is our chance! Quick! Dragon Messiah! Do it!"

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)11:06:24 No.752768

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)11:06:24 No.752768

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>752764

> Commence Operation Force-Feeding-Vore...

Anonymous (ID: B7t5pFIU)
10/26/16(Wed)11:06:53 No.752769

Anonymous (ID: B7t5pFIU) 10/26/16(Wed)11:06:53 No.752769

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>752764
Do it dragon messiah!

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/)
10/26/16(Wed)11:08:12 No.752770

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/) 10/26/16(Wed)11:08:12 No.752770

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>752764
Channel Green Skin Weeaboo Energy and Be the Drill That Will Pierce The Heavens and fucking swan dive inside that mouth like a majestic eagle

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)11:12:16 No.752776

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)11:12:16 No.752776

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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>752768
Whooooah
Roll 2d100

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)11:13:12 No.752778

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)11:13:12 No.752778

Rolled 50, 37 = 87 (2d100)

>>752776
THIS YOUR TIME TO SHINE, MESSIAH!

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/)
10/26/16(Wed)11:13:21 No.752779

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/) 10/26/16(Wed)11:13:21 No.752779

Rolled 37, 23 = 60 (2d100)

>>752776

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)11:13:28 No.752780

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)11:13:28 No.752780

Rolled 83, 91 = 174 (2d100)

>>752776

Rolling...

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/26/16(Wed)11:13:28 No.752781

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/26/16(Wed)11:13:28 No.752781

Rolled 8, 84 = 92 (2d100)

>>752776
I'M COMING, SISTER

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/)
10/26/16(Wed)11:14:25 No.752782

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/) 10/26/16(Wed)11:14:25 No.752782

>>752780
NOBODY ROLL

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)11:15:56 No.752785

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)11:15:56 No.752785

>>752780

So...

That is good right?

...

My understanding is:

1st number = must be higher than all other players to be chosen

2nd number = must be higher than OP's roll to succeed

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)11:16:07 No.752786

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)11:16:07 No.752786

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>>752780
Success!
Now you can either:
Switch control to Dragon Messiah
Keep control of the outside party and wait for him to succeed

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)11:17:44 No.752787

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)11:17:44 No.752787

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>752786

> Switch control to Dragon Messiah

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/)
10/26/16(Wed)11:18:02 No.752788

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/) 10/26/16(Wed)11:18:02 No.752788

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>752786
>>752787

switch to D.Messiah

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)11:18:07 No.752789

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)11:18:07 No.752789

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>752786
Initiate holy draconic control

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/26/16(Wed)11:18:15 No.752790

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/26/16(Wed)11:18:15 No.752790

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>752786
switch to dragon messiah

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)11:21:37 No.752794

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)11:21:37 No.752794

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>>752787
You are now Dragon messiah. Traversing the dark void that is Brock's power devouring stomache. Your mission: Free your sister so Brock'd lose a portion of his powers

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/26/16(Wed)11:22:31 No.752797

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/26/16(Wed)11:22:31 No.752797

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>752794
nigga, it's dark in here
use your holy eyes to light up the area

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)11:22:38 No.752798

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)11:22:38 No.752798

>>752794
Use holy light to guide us.
Holy shit, it's dark in here.

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)11:23:11 No.752800

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)11:23:11 No.752800

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>752794

> Dragon: Try to use your innate connection to your sister to ascertain her location...

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)11:23:42 No.752801

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)11:23:42 No.752801

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>752798
Fug

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)11:26:43 No.752809

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)11:26:43 No.752809

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>>752800
Alright, she's thattaway

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj)
10/26/16(Wed)11:27:54 No.752812

Anonymous (ID: 3IWU1qAj) 10/26/16(Wed)11:27:54 No.752812

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>752809
SAVE HER QUICKLY
BEFORE SHE GETS DEVOURED

Paladin with too many hats (ID: rq9graBf)
10/26/16(Wed)11:29:11 No.752813

Paladin with too many hats (ID: rq9graBf) 10/26/16(Wed)11:29:11 No.752813

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>752809
I need a heeeeroooooooo
I need a hero before the morning liiight!

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/26/16(Wed)11:29:45 No.752814

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/26/16(Wed)11:29:45 No.752814

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>752809
find her with the help of some old ghost friends

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)11:31:52 No.752818

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)11:31:52 No.752818

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>>752812
Watch out! Brock's blood can take the form of demons to protect his internal organs! THese Blood Spawns now block your path!

Anonymous (ID: uq8+Dpgk)
10/26/16(Wed)11:32:28 No.752819

Anonymous (ID: uq8+Dpgk) 10/26/16(Wed)11:32:28 No.752819

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>752809
Head thattaway, while trying to void swim cause spoopy void stomach

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)11:33:24 No.752821

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)11:33:24 No.752821

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>752818
Holy dragon fire will cleanse them all!

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)11:33:56 No.752823

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)11:33:56 No.752823

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>752818

>Move towards your sister with all haste. Destroy any resistance with extreme abhorrence...

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/)
10/26/16(Wed)11:34:11 No.752824

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/) 10/26/16(Wed)11:34:11 No.752824

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>752818
cast Smite

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)11:37:20 No.752825

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)11:37:20 No.752825

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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>752823
Roll 2d100

The Blood Spawns get a +50 bonus

You get a +20 bonus for being holy and hyped

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/26/16(Wed)11:38:20 No.752826

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/26/16(Wed)11:38:20 No.752826

Rolled 16, 88 = 104 (2d100)

>>752825

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)11:38:46 No.752828

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)11:38:46 No.752828

Rolled 23, 49 = 72 (2d100)

>>752825

Rolling...

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)11:38:50 No.752829

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)11:38:50 No.752829

Rolled 5, 97 = 102 (2d100)

>>752825
Damn son

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/)
10/26/16(Wed)11:39:54 No.752830

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/) 10/26/16(Wed)11:39:54 No.752830

Rolled 56, 89 = 145 (2d100)

>>752825

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)11:40:38 No.752831

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)11:40:38 No.752831

>>752830

That might just do it...

Nobody else roll...

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/)
10/26/16(Wed)11:40:58 No.752833

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/) 10/26/16(Wed)11:40:58 No.752833

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>752830
WOOP WOOP WHO SAVED DRAGON MESSIAH. I DID.

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)11:43:36 No.752836

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)11:43:36 No.752836

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>>752828
Ooooh, so close

>>752833
IT was 34 seconds too late

Paladin with too many hats (ID: rq9graBf)
10/26/16(Wed)11:46:23 No.752840

Paladin with too many hats (ID: rq9graBf) 10/26/16(Wed)11:46:23 No.752840

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>752836
Big Brother Buff!

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/)
10/26/16(Wed)11:46:40 No.752842

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/) 10/26/16(Wed)11:46:40 No.752842

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>752836
y u do dis OP. Use Dragon Rage

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)11:47:25 No.752844

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)11:47:25 No.752844

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>752836

>Curl your body around the attacking entity. Tear it to bloody ribbons by ripping into it with your fore and hind claws...

Paladin with too many hats (ID: rq9graBf)
10/26/16(Wed)11:48:04 No.752845

Paladin with too many hats (ID: rq9graBf) 10/26/16(Wed)11:48:04 No.752845

/qst/ is loading slow as shit today

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)11:50:25 No.752853

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)11:50:25 No.752853

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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>752842

Roll 2d100

The Blood Spawns get a +50 bonus

You get a +25 bonus for being holy and angry

Rock Solid (ID: zw4To9fH)
10/26/16(Wed)11:51:00 No.752855

Rock Solid (ID: zw4To9fH) 10/26/16(Wed)11:51:00 No.752855

Rolled 71, 87 = 158 (2d100)

>>752853

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/)
10/26/16(Wed)11:51:08 No.752856

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/) 10/26/16(Wed)11:51:08 No.752856

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>752853

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)11:51:45 No.752858

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)11:51:45 No.752858

>>752855

Nobody else roll!

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/26/16(Wed)11:53:01 No.752859

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/26/16(Wed)11:53:01 No.752859

Rolled 19, 4 = 23 (2d100)

>>752853

Paladin with too many hats (ID: rq9graBf)
10/26/16(Wed)11:53:15 No.752861

Paladin with too many hats (ID: rq9graBf) 10/26/16(Wed)11:53:15 No.752861

>>752855
Niiice

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)11:55:25 No.752863

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)11:55:25 No.752863

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>>752855

Rock Solid (ID: zw4To9fH)
10/26/16(Wed)11:57:25 No.752864

Rock Solid (ID: zw4To9fH) 10/26/16(Wed)11:57:25 No.752864

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>752863
good, keep going in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4P63p7C674

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)11:57:30 No.752865

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)11:57:30 No.752865

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>752863

> Do not give it a chance to reform! Quickly, make to your sister with all haste!

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)12:03:29 No.752872

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)12:03:29 No.752872

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Rolled 41, 64, 35 = 140 (3d100)

>>752865
Even more abominations emerge from the dark void! Now there're 3 of them!

Roll 4d100

The Blood Spawns get a +50 bonus (per number)

You get a +20 bonus for being holy and hyped (per number after the first one)

Rock Solid (ID: zw4To9fH)
10/26/16(Wed)12:05:05 No.752873

Rock Solid (ID: zw4To9fH) 10/26/16(Wed)12:05:05 No.752873

Rolled 25, 39, 85, 77 = 226 (4d100)

>>752872
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xSGFgGiumM

Paladin with too many hats (ID: rq9graBf)
10/26/16(Wed)12:05:35 No.752876

Paladin with too many hats (ID: rq9graBf) 10/26/16(Wed)12:05:35 No.752876

Rolled 64, 14, 32, 59 = 169 (4d100)

>>752872

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/26/16(Wed)12:05:48 No.752878

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/26/16(Wed)12:05:48 No.752878

Rolled 8, 88, 42, 84 = 222 (4d100)

>>752872

Anonymous (ID: uq8+Dpgk)
10/26/16(Wed)12:06:10 No.752879

Anonymous (ID: uq8+Dpgk) 10/26/16(Wed)12:06:10 No.752879

Rolled 84, 74, 37, 88 = 283 (4d100)

>>752872
rip and tear

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)12:06:37 No.752880

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)12:06:37 No.752880

Rolled 65, 54, 26, 26 = 171 (4d100)

>>752872

Rolling...

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)12:10:26 No.752884

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)12:10:26 No.752884

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Rolled 95, 74, 13 = 182 (3d100)

>>752876
dangit

Now they're on the attack!

Roll 4d100

The Blood Spawns get a +50 bonus (per number)

You get a +20 bonus for being holy and hyped (per number after the first one)

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)12:12:09 No.752885

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)12:12:09 No.752885

Rolled 21, 14, 90, 57 = 182 (4d100)

>>752884

Active Rosarius! The Emperor protects!

Anonymous (ID: uq8+Dpgk)
10/26/16(Wed)12:13:02 No.752886

Anonymous (ID: uq8+Dpgk) 10/26/16(Wed)12:13:02 No.752886

Rolled 74, 81, 58, 36 = 249 (4d100)

>>752884
>curse the dice gods
welp, better get on with kicking ass

Rock Solid (ID: zw4To9fH)
10/26/16(Wed)12:13:47 No.752887

Rock Solid (ID: zw4To9fH) 10/26/16(Wed)12:13:47 No.752887

Rolled 12, 76, 29, 50 = 167 (4d100)

>>752884
that'll take awhile

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)12:17:58 No.752889

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)12:17:58 No.752889

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>>752886
Damn. You many need some support here.

Options:
- Continue attacking, hopefully the dice will favour you
- Continue attacking, hoping the dice will favour you WHILE being enraged so you get another +5
- Use paladin powers to contact your comrades from outside to have them buff you up
- Use paladin powers to contact your comrades from outside to have them send another in here to help you

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)12:20:18 No.752891

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)12:20:18 No.752891

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>752889

> - Use paladin powers to contact your comrades from outside to have them buff you up

Rock Solid (ID: zw4To9fH)
10/26/16(Wed)12:20:24 No.752892

Rock Solid (ID: zw4To9fH) 10/26/16(Wed)12:20:24 No.752892

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>752889
>- Use paladin powers to contact your comrades from outside to have them send another in here to help you
this
we clearly have little chance to win against multiple foes while being alone cause dice god

Mission Narrator (ID: k4ocQZjI)
10/26/16(Wed)12:22:52 No.752895

Mission Narrator (ID: k4ocQZjI) 10/26/16(Wed)12:22:52 No.752895

>>752889
roll (1d100)
>Paladin powers ACTIVATE

Anonymous (ID: uq8+Dpgk)
10/26/16(Wed)12:22:53 No.752896

Anonymous (ID: uq8+Dpgk) 10/26/16(Wed)12:22:53 No.752896

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>752889
>>752892

>- Use paladin powers to contact your comrades from outside to have them send another in here to help you

Getting someone into help is the best bet, can't allow them to be busy buffing us and be weaker!

Mission Narrator (ID: k4ocQZjI)
10/26/16(Wed)12:23:55 No.752898

Mission Narrator (ID: k4ocQZjI) 10/26/16(Wed)12:23:55 No.752898

>>752895
fuck! i don't know how to roll

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)12:24:18 No.752900

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)12:24:18 No.752900

>>752898
Dice+1d100 in the options field

Rock Solid (ID: zw4To9fH)
10/26/16(Wed)12:24:45 No.752901

Rock Solid (ID: zw4To9fH) 10/26/16(Wed)12:24:45 No.752901

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>752898
put

dice+1d100

in the option field

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)12:25:02 No.752902

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)12:25:02 No.752902

>>752898

Input the following into the OPTIONS field:

dice+1d100

Mission Narrator (ID: k4ocQZjI)
10/26/16(Wed)12:26:48 No.752905

Mission Narrator (ID: k4ocQZjI) 10/26/16(Wed)12:26:48 No.752905

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>752900
>>752902
>>752900
thanks!
>comrades! i call upon you to aid me in not getting my ass kicked by blood

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)12:27:52 No.752906

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)12:27:52 No.752906

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>>752891
"The dragon requires assistance!"

"We too require assistance! Just the 4 of us can't hold Brock back for long! We need the rest of our brothers to get here!"

"Then we should start another Battle Hymn!"

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/26/16(Wed)12:28:52 No.752907

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/26/16(Wed)12:28:52 No.752907

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>752906
do so

Anonymous (ID: B7t5pFIU)
10/26/16(Wed)12:29:40 No.752908

Anonymous (ID: B7t5pFIU) 10/26/16(Wed)12:29:40 No.752908

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>752906
Smoke some hemp. It will help repel Brock

Anonymous (ID: k4ocQZjI)
10/26/16(Wed)12:29:41 No.752909

Anonymous (ID: k4ocQZjI) 10/26/16(Wed)12:29:41 No.752909

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>752906
sing and include the words "we need some fucking help"

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)12:30:10 No.752910

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)12:30:10 No.752910

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>752906

> Start Sacred Battle-hymn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqbQ_oKmflM

Anonymous (ID: B7t5pFIU)
10/26/16(Wed)12:32:59 No.752912

Anonymous (ID: B7t5pFIU) 10/26/16(Wed)12:32:59 No.752912

>>752910
Needs to be more dope. Rap is the antithesis of rock n roll which Brock is the god of iirc.

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)12:35:31 No.752915

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)12:35:31 No.752915

>>752912

Mhm...

How about this?

...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V7aUT13qtM

Anonymous (ID: B7t5pFIU)
10/26/16(Wed)12:37:00 No.752917

Anonymous (ID: B7t5pFIU) 10/26/16(Wed)12:37:00 No.752917

>>752915
I don't know. That thumbnail looks awfully Japanese and that's Orc territory.

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)12:39:48 No.752920

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)12:39:48 No.752920

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>752906
Brothers!
In formation!
We require your salvation!
The evil god is strong,
So aid us through this song!
We will cleanse this wretched world!
We will claim it for our lord!
Not for blood, not for gold,
But for justice to be sold!
TO BATTLE, DEUS VULT!
Warped steel, broken bones
Bruised skin, our blood flows,
We push on, we prevail
TO THE HEAVENS WE WILL SAIL!

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)12:41:32 No.752923

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)12:41:32 No.752923

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>>752907
"BY MOONLIGHT, WE RIDE! TEN THOUSAND SIDE BY SIDE!"
"WITH SWORDS DRAWN, HELD HIGH! OUR WHIPS AND ARMOUR SHINE!"
"HAL TO THEE, OUR INFANTRY! STILL BRAVE BEYOND THE GRAVE!"
"ALL SWORN TO THE ETERNAL VOW, THE TIME TO STRIKE, IS NOW!"

This whole thread is basically an excuse for me to post my mp3 playlist

Anonymous (ID: uq8+Dpgk)
10/26/16(Wed)12:41:49 No.752926

Anonymous (ID: uq8+Dpgk) 10/26/16(Wed)12:41:49 No.752926

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>752906
RA-RA-RASDRAGON, FIGHTER OF THE EVIL ONE.

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)12:45:37 No.752930

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)12:45:37 No.752930

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>752923
Holy fire,
Blinding light,
The almighty is with us tonight.
The end is near,
Brothers be here,
To demons we bring misery,
WITNESS OUR VICTORY!

Anonymous (ID: k4ocQZjI)
10/26/16(Wed)12:46:17 No.752932

Anonymous (ID: k4ocQZjI) 10/26/16(Wed)12:46:17 No.752932

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>752923
time to fuck up Brock.
he is a doomed now

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/26/16(Wed)12:46:56 No.752934

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/26/16(Wed)12:46:56 No.752934

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>752923
pew kapew Boom

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)12:50:01 No.752938

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)12:50:01 No.752938

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Rolled 77, 45, 16 = 138 (3d100)

>>752930
And now, you, the Dragon Messiah, is empowered by the holy energies your brothers provide.

Roll 4d100

Battle Hymn gives you a +50 while disabling their bonuses

Anonymous (ID: k4ocQZjI)
10/26/16(Wed)12:50:54 No.752940

Anonymous (ID: k4ocQZjI) 10/26/16(Wed)12:50:54 No.752940

Rolled 77, 36, 36, 34 = 183 (4d100)

>>752938
Messiah, use hyperbeam

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)12:51:25 No.752941

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)12:51:25 No.752941

Rolled 80, 66, 32, 66 = 244 (4d100)

>>752938

We Are One!

Paladin with too many hats (ID: rq9graBf)
10/26/16(Wed)12:51:40 No.752942

Paladin with too many hats (ID: rq9graBf) 10/26/16(Wed)12:51:40 No.752942

Rolled 25, 48, 29, 13 = 115 (4d100)

>>752938

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/26/16(Wed)12:52:27 No.752943

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/26/16(Wed)12:52:27 No.752943

Rolled 49, 45, 99, 96 = 289 (4d100)

>>752938

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)12:52:30 No.752944

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)12:52:30 No.752944

We got it...

No more rolls...

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)12:55:34 No.752947

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)12:55:34 No.752947

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>>752941

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)12:55:51 No.752949

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)12:55:51 No.752949

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>752938
Tonight we ride,
Side by side,
We fight together,
Brothers forever,
We walk through hell
Battling the fell,
Them and their evil
To us they are feeble
PALADINS, ATTACK!
THEIR HEADS YOU SHALL BRING BACK!

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)12:56:17 No.752951

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)12:56:17 No.752951

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>752947

> Continue towards your imprisoned sibling. Cauterize the surrounding demon flesh as you go as to stop more blood demons from manifesting...

Orc Saitama (ID: zxvxkEhR)
10/26/16(Wed)12:57:02 No.752953

Orc Saitama (ID: zxvxkEhR) 10/26/16(Wed)12:57:02 No.752953

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>752947
get to it already

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)12:57:35 No.752955

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)12:57:35 No.752955

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>752947
Quick, go deeper!

Anonymous (ID: k4ocQZjI)
10/26/16(Wed)12:58:51 No.752957

Anonymous (ID: k4ocQZjI) 10/26/16(Wed)12:58:51 No.752957

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>752947
high five self

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)13:01:45 No.752960

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)13:01:45 No.752960

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>>752951

Paladin with too many hats (ID: rq9graBf)
10/26/16(Wed)13:03:07 No.752961

Paladin with too many hats (ID: rq9graBf) 10/26/16(Wed)13:03:07 No.752961

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>752960
Save sister! Rip and tear!

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)13:04:22 No.752964

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)13:04:22 No.752964

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>752960

> Something is wrong. Something vast and dreadful rises from the shadows...

Anonymous (ID: uq8+Dpgk)
10/26/16(Wed)13:05:50 No.752965

Anonymous (ID: uq8+Dpgk) 10/26/16(Wed)13:05:50 No.752965

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>752960
Time to save the sibling, tear through anything with holy buff that gets in the way

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)13:08:24 No.752969

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)13:08:24 No.752969

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>>752964
Ah yes, the wrongest, most terrible thing ever: a faggot.

Faggot says that Brock will now possess your sister and force you into a bossfight.

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)13:10:31 No.752975

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)13:10:31 No.752975

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>752969
Oh well, that's kinda mean.
I even dropped some dank rhymes for you OP.
C'mon, let's pretend nothing happened, alright?

Anonymous (ID: uq8+Dpgk)
10/26/16(Wed)13:10:41 No.752977

Anonymous (ID: uq8+Dpgk) 10/26/16(Wed)13:10:41 No.752977

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>752969
>nat 100 is the faggot bane

Anonymous (ID: k4ocQZjI)
10/26/16(Wed)13:10:42 No.752978

Anonymous (ID: k4ocQZjI) 10/26/16(Wed)13:10:42 No.752978

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>752969
fuck Brock, save sister anyway

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)13:11:51 No.752980

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)13:11:51 No.752980

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>752969

> Let the tragic, familial mini-boss fight commence!

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)13:16:44 No.752987

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)13:16:44 No.752987

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>>752975
Yeah you're right, let's revert thi---oh shizz

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)13:18:34 No.752990

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)13:18:34 No.752990

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>752987
Oh well, time to fight!

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)13:18:49 No.752991

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)13:18:49 No.752991

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>752987

> The tragic mini-boss fight commences. With solemn resolve you prepare to purge your corrupted sibling...

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)13:22:59 No.753000

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)13:22:59 No.753000

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>>752991
"FOOL! YOUR SISTER AND HER POWER ARE MINE NOW!"

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)13:25:14 No.753004

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)13:25:14 No.753004

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>753000
Through the hellscape,
Through insanity,
The Messiah faces family.
But she's a puppet,
She's controlled,
By the god that started it all.
The Messiah wipes a tear,
This is it,
The end is here.
Golden scales shine brightly.
The demigod treads lightly.
And faces his last foe.
It is time to let go.

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/26/16(Wed)13:25:30 No.753005

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/26/16(Wed)13:25:30 No.753005

>>753000
Never! My sis is still in there!

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/)
10/26/16(Wed)13:25:59 No.753006

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/) 10/26/16(Wed)13:25:59 No.753006

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>753000
Pull the drill she gave you out of your ass and hope that it wakes her up from Brock's control

Anonymous (ID: GDfpAQFw)
10/26/16(Wed)13:26:30 No.753007

Anonymous (ID: GDfpAQFw) 10/26/16(Wed)13:26:30 No.753007

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>753000

You are the biggest fool! Don't you know the dragonkind biggest weakness!!! Our ass!!!

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)13:27:17 No.753010

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)13:27:17 No.753010

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>753000

>"If my sister cannot be reclaimed from your corrosive influence then I shall incinerate her until all that remains is cinders."

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)13:28:56 No.753016

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)13:28:56 No.753016

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>>753006
And so you pulled the drill outta your ass

"dude wtf"

"yeah bro, wtf"

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)13:30:09 No.753021

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)13:30:09 No.753021

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>753016
Now, now,
It is confused!
Act quick,
Let our drill be used!

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/26/16(Wed)13:30:53 No.753022

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/26/16(Wed)13:30:53 No.753022

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>753016
Power up the drill

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/26/16(Wed)13:31:04 No.753024

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/26/16(Wed)13:31:04 No.753024

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>753016
they separated pull them apart sprirtually

Anonymous (ID: k4ocQZjI)
10/26/16(Wed)13:31:12 No.753025

Anonymous (ID: k4ocQZjI) 10/26/16(Wed)13:31:12 No.753025

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>753016
boop 'em on the nose

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)13:31:32 No.753026

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)13:31:32 No.753026

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>753016

> "There is only one way to remind you of your true self. This is your only hope." Dragon moves pointedly towards his sister brandishing the drill...

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)13:36:39 No.753034

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)13:36:39 No.753034

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Rolled 114 (1d200)

>>753021
Roll 2d100

Battle Hymn gives you a +50

Surprise attack makes Possessed Kobold Goddess unable to use bonuses

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)13:37:26 No.753037

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)13:37:26 No.753037

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>753034
Almighty, aid us!

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)13:37:39 No.753038

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)13:37:39 No.753038

Rolled 66, 96 = 162 (2d100)

>>753034

Rolling...

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/26/16(Wed)13:38:32 No.753040

Business Orc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/26/16(Wed)13:38:32 No.753040

Rolled 5, 77 = 82 (2d100)

>>753034

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)13:38:58 No.753041

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)13:38:58 No.753041

>>753038
Not gonna reroll since i messed it up

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)13:40:06 No.753045

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)13:40:06 No.753045

>>753041

Okay...

I sure hope OP doesn't count it as a [75, 0]...

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)13:41:51 No.753051

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)13:41:51 No.753051

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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>753038
Good hit, only [number i rolled] hits left to save her from Brock's control

Anonymous (ID: k4ocQZjI)
10/26/16(Wed)13:41:52 No.753052

Anonymous (ID: k4ocQZjI) 10/26/16(Wed)13:41:52 No.753052

Rolled 7, 6 = 13 (2d100)

>>753034
the drill pierces the heavens

Paladin with too many hats (ID: rq9graBf)
10/26/16(Wed)13:43:11 No.753053

Paladin with too many hats (ID: rq9graBf) 10/26/16(Wed)13:43:11 No.753053

Rolled 87, 74 = 161 (2d100)

>>753051

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)13:43:14 No.753054

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)13:43:14 No.753054

>>753052

So...

Attack again or can we make an action?

Elf without hemp (ID: B7t5pFIU)
10/26/16(Wed)13:43:16 No.753055

Elf without hemp (ID: B7t5pFIU) 10/26/16(Wed)13:43:16 No.753055

Rolled 97, 51 = 148 (2d100)

>>753051
Lets do it!

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)13:43:49 No.753057

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)13:43:49 No.753057

Rolled 98, 52 = 150 (2d100)

>>753051
ANOTHER ONE!

Anonymous (ID: k4ocQZjI)
10/26/16(Wed)13:46:17 No.753059

Anonymous (ID: k4ocQZjI) 10/26/16(Wed)13:46:17 No.753059

Rolled 40, 56 = 96 (2d100)

>>753054
ATTACK AGAIN

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)13:47:46 No.753062

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)13:47:46 No.753062

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Rolled 127 (1d200)

>>753057

You decided to attack again, and pre rolled too. 'k

Battle Hymn gives you a +50, making your number into 102

Possessed Kobold Goddess also has a +50 bonus

Elf without hemp (ID: B7t5pFIU)
10/26/16(Wed)13:49:19 No.753064

Elf without hemp (ID: B7t5pFIU) 10/26/16(Wed)13:49:19 No.753064

Rolled 56, 95 = 151 (2d100)

>>753055
>>753057
Weird. Both Elves roll and are only one apart from each other.

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)13:49:32 No.753065

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)13:49:32 No.753065

Heh...

Oh dear...

Anonymous (ID: k4ocQZjI)
10/26/16(Wed)13:50:10 No.753066

Anonymous (ID: k4ocQZjI) 10/26/16(Wed)13:50:10 No.753066

Rolled 80, 53 = 133 (2d100)

>>753062
time to boop that kobold on the nose

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)13:50:30 No.753067

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)13:50:30 No.753067

>>753064
True.
And nobody roll pls

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)13:51:02 No.753068

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)13:51:02 No.753068

Stop rolling...

We've somehow started to outpace the progression of events...

Wait for OP to post...

Anonymous (ID: k4ocQZjI)
10/26/16(Wed)13:51:49 No.753071

Anonymous (ID: k4ocQZjI) 10/26/16(Wed)13:51:49 No.753071

>>753067
>>753068
sry

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)13:52:08 No.753072

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)13:52:08 No.753072

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Rolled 9 (1d9)

>>753062
aaaand that was a failure. You have [number I rolled] health left

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)13:53:06 No.753073

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)13:53:06 No.753073

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>753072
Not bad.
COUNTER ATTACK!

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/26/16(Wed)13:53:30 No.753074

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/26/16(Wed)13:53:30 No.753074

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>753072
Call the guys outside
tell them to give you more power

Elf without hemp (ID: B7t5pFIU)
10/26/16(Wed)13:53:39 No.753075

Elf without hemp (ID: B7t5pFIU) 10/26/16(Wed)13:53:39 No.753075

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>753072
Is this good?

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)13:53:39 No.753076

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)13:53:39 No.753076

Rolled 61, 20 = 81 (2d100)

>>753072

Rolling...

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)13:56:06 No.753079

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)13:56:06 No.753079

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>>753075
Well it means if you get hit 9 times then you're dead.

While if you manage to hit her 7 times then you win this battle.

Elf without hemp (ID: B7t5pFIU)
10/26/16(Wed)13:57:15 No.753081

Elf without hemp (ID: B7t5pFIU) 10/26/16(Wed)13:57:15 No.753081

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>753079
Oh okay. Hit Kobold goddess then

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)13:57:29 No.753082

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)13:57:29 No.753082

Rolled 21, 89 = 110 (2d100)

>>753079
HOLY FIRE BREATH!

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/26/16(Wed)13:57:34 No.753083

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/26/16(Wed)13:57:34 No.753083

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>753079
NEED BACKUP
CALL THE KING

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)13:57:54 No.753084

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)13:57:54 No.753084

>>753079

Okay so now players roll 2d100, yes?

Anonymous (ID: k4ocQZjI)
10/26/16(Wed)14:01:24 No.753087

Anonymous (ID: k4ocQZjI) 10/26/16(Wed)14:01:24 No.753087

Rolled 1, 92 = 93 (2d100)

>>753079
BOOP IT ON THE NOSE

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)14:02:00 No.753088

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)14:02:00 No.753088

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>>753083
"The scaly bastard needs help, I'm going in"

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)14:03:33 No.753089

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)14:03:33 No.753089

Rolled 56, 56 = 112 (2d100)

>>753088

Dragon: Continue attacking...

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)14:04:16 No.753091

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)14:04:16 No.753091

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>753088
KING!
Is there a way to save kobold goddess?

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)14:08:51 No.753096

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)14:08:51 No.753096

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>>753091
"Well yeah, smack her around a bit to dispel Brocks hold over her. Then grab her and punch our way out of Brocks gullet"

Anonymous (ID: k4ocQZjI)
10/26/16(Wed)14:08:53 No.753097

Anonymous (ID: k4ocQZjI) 10/26/16(Wed)14:08:53 No.753097

Rolled 84, 94 = 178 (2d100)

>>753088
king: work with dragon to summon a holy avatar

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/26/16(Wed)14:09:38 No.753098

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/26/16(Wed)14:09:38 No.753098

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>753096
yeah do that

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)14:10:28 No.753100

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)14:10:28 No.753100

>>753097

No more rolls...

This is good...

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)14:13:18 No.753105

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)14:13:18 No.753105

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Rolled 14 (1d200)

>>753098
"Right, let's go then"
Roll 3d100, The King just joined and gives you an extra dice roll. So your final number will be the total of your second and third roll.

Battle Hymn gives you a +50

Possessed Kobold Goddess also has a +50 bonus

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)14:14:20 No.753106

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)14:14:20 No.753106

>>753105
2ez

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)14:14:32 No.753108

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)14:14:32 No.753108

Rolled 17, 37, 27 = 81 (3d100)

>>753105

Rolling...

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)14:14:45 No.753110

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)14:14:45 No.753110

Rolled 7, 21, 51 = 79 (3d100)

>>753105
HAH!
EZ

Anonymous (ID: k4ocQZjI)
10/26/16(Wed)14:15:02 No.753111

Anonymous (ID: k4ocQZjI) 10/26/16(Wed)14:15:02 No.753111

Rolled 4, 20, 39 = 63 (3d100)

>>753105
with your highly powerful king buddy, boop that kobold on the nose.
but do it aggressively

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)14:20:23 No.753121

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)14:20:23 No.753121

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Rolled 91 (1d200)

>>753108
Aight, 6 hits left!

Now roll 3d100 for defense because she's counterattacking
Battle Hymn gives you a +50

Possessed Kobold Goddess also has a +50 bonus

Horny Dragon (ID: L/4bAMlR)
10/26/16(Wed)14:20:57 No.753123

Horny Dragon (ID: L/4bAMlR) 10/26/16(Wed)14:20:57 No.753123

>>753111
Boop boop

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/26/16(Wed)14:21:30 No.753124

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/26/16(Wed)14:21:30 No.753124

Rolled 8, 60, 66 = 134 (3d100)

>>753121
Roll

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)14:22:32 No.753126

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)14:22:32 No.753126

Rolled 7, 94, 5 = 106 (3d100)

>>753121

Rolling...

The Emperor Protects!

Anonymous (ID: k4ocQZjI)
10/26/16(Wed)14:24:39 No.753128

Anonymous (ID: k4ocQZjI) 10/26/16(Wed)14:24:39 No.753128

Rolled 80, 9, 30 = 119 (3d100)

>>753121
prevent the booping!

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)14:26:58 No.753129

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)14:26:58 No.753129

0_0

>>753128

Oh dear...

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)14:28:49 No.753131

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)14:28:49 No.753131

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>>753124
Good block

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/26/16(Wed)14:30:18 No.753132

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/26/16(Wed)14:30:18 No.753132

Rolled 73, 65, 91 = 229 (3d100)

>>753131
>>753111
boop time

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)14:30:28 No.753133

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)14:30:28 No.753133

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>753131
Counter-counter attack!

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)14:31:58 No.753135

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)14:31:58 No.753135

>>753132

That's a pretty solid boop if I do say so myself...

I will refrain from rolling for fear of screwing with your probable success...

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/26/16(Wed)14:32:41 No.753136

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/26/16(Wed)14:32:41 No.753136

>>753132
wait a minute
she does not have a nose...

Anonymous (ID: k4ocQZjI)
10/26/16(Wed)14:33:47 No.753137

Anonymous (ID: k4ocQZjI) 10/26/16(Wed)14:33:47 No.753137

>>753136
doesn't matter, BOOP AWAY

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)14:34:27 No.753139

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)14:34:27 No.753139

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Rolled 28 (1d200)

>>753132
Possessed Kobold Goddess defense roll

Battle Hymn gives you a +50

Possessed Kobold Goddess also has a +50 bonus

Horny Dragon (ID: L/4bAMlR)
10/26/16(Wed)14:34:36 No.753140

Horny Dragon (ID: L/4bAMlR) 10/26/16(Wed)14:34:36 No.753140

>>753135
Most of the times, rolling in this case amounts to which action is taken.

The probability of success only counts in if OP says it in the post

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/)
10/26/16(Wed)14:35:30 No.753141

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/) 10/26/16(Wed)14:35:30 No.753141

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>753139
2d100 right?

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)14:35:47 No.753142

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)14:35:47 No.753142

>>753139
Whoops, forgot to mention, roll 3d100

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/26/16(Wed)14:36:21 No.753144

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/26/16(Wed)14:36:21 No.753144

Rolled 21, 61, 53 = 135 (3d100)

>>753139

Anonymous (ID: k4ocQZjI)
10/26/16(Wed)14:36:53 No.753145

Anonymous (ID: k4ocQZjI) 10/26/16(Wed)14:36:53 No.753145

Rolled 5, 3, 78 = 86 (3d100)

>>753139
MAXIMUM BOOPAGE

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)14:39:51 No.753146

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)14:39:51 No.753146

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Rolled 153 (1d200)

>>753144
"Boop"

5 hits left

Now roll 3d100 for defense, because she's counterattacking
Battle Hymn gives you a +50

Possessed Kobold Goddess also has a +50 bonus

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)14:40:31 No.753147

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)14:40:31 No.753147

>>753144
>>753145

In cases like this, I think OP is rolling to see how successful the enemy's defense is...

(Example: >>753062 )

I don't think we are meant to roll again until OP releases the result...

(Example: >>753072 )

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)14:41:10 No.753149

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)14:41:10 No.753149

Rolled 71, 45, 86 = 202 (3d100)

>>753146
HUZZAH

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)14:41:27 No.753150

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)14:41:27 No.753150

>>753147
Basically don;t roll anything other than 1d100 unless I say so

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)14:41:34 No.753151

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)14:41:34 No.753151

Rolled 41, 13, 53 = 107 (3d100)

>>753146

Rolling...

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/26/16(Wed)14:42:06 No.753153

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/26/16(Wed)14:42:06 No.753153

Rolled 66, 20, 64 = 150 (3d100)

>>753146
Oh shit

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)14:45:33 No.753155

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)14:45:33 No.753155

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>>753149
You have 8 hit points left

Anonymous (ID: XCMyBw2X)
10/26/16(Wed)14:47:05 No.753156

Anonymous (ID: XCMyBw2X) 10/26/16(Wed)14:47:05 No.753156

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>753155
Attack again

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)14:47:10 No.753157

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)14:47:10 No.753157

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>753155
Fug.
Well,
Might as well attack again, yes?

Anonymous (ID: k4ocQZjI)
10/26/16(Wed)14:47:36 No.753159

Anonymous (ID: k4ocQZjI) 10/26/16(Wed)14:47:36 No.753159

Rolled 14, 67, 16 = 97 (3d100)

>>753155
BOOP THAT SHIT, THIS TIME WHERE THE NOSE SHOULD BE

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/26/16(Wed)14:47:37 No.753160

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/26/16(Wed)14:47:37 No.753160

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>753155
Headbutt her

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)14:47:57 No.753161

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)14:47:57 No.753161

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>753156

Supporting...

>>753156

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/26/16(Wed)14:48:53 No.753163

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/26/16(Wed)14:48:53 No.753163

>>753160
Holy shit i'm on a streak today

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)14:51:34 No.753166

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)14:51:34 No.753166

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Rolled 74 (1d200)

>>753160
Now roll 3d100
Battle Hymn gives you a +50

Possessed Kobold Goddess also has a +50 bonus

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/26/16(Wed)14:52:50 No.753169

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/26/16(Wed)14:52:50 No.753169

Rolled 32, 12, 46 = 90 (3d100)

>>753166

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)14:54:01 No.753176

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)14:54:01 No.753176

Rolled 40, 55, 31 = 126 (3d100)

>>753166

Rolling...

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/)
10/26/16(Wed)14:54:28 No.753177

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/) 10/26/16(Wed)14:54:28 No.753177

Rolled 3, 41, 63 = 107 (3d100)

>>753166
wait do you mean we get +50 if we post with a battle hymn? because this thing is really going over my head

Anonymous (ID: XCMyBw2X)
10/26/16(Wed)14:54:58 No.753178

Anonymous (ID: XCMyBw2X) 10/26/16(Wed)14:54:58 No.753178

Rolled 44, 92, 95 = 231 (3d100)

>>753166

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)14:55:15 No.753180

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)14:55:15 No.753180

>>753177
Battle Hymn is the ongoing passive

Anonymous (ID: k4ocQZjI)
10/26/16(Wed)14:55:52 No.753182

Anonymous (ID: k4ocQZjI) 10/26/16(Wed)14:55:52 No.753182

>>753178
nice boopage

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)14:57:32 No.753183

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)14:57:32 No.753183

>>753178

Bloody gorgeous roll...

But I think you might be too late with it...

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/)
10/26/16(Wed)14:58:14 No.753185

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/) 10/26/16(Wed)14:58:14 No.753185

>>753183
eh I think we still edged out with 81

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)14:59:47 No.753187

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)14:59:47 No.753187

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>>753169
Failure, you got 7 HP left

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/26/16(Wed)15:00:18 No.753188

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/26/16(Wed)15:00:18 No.753188

Wait I just got here again.
How are we rolling now 3d100s?

Anonymous (ID: k4ocQZjI)
10/26/16(Wed)15:01:13 No.753190

Anonymous (ID: k4ocQZjI) 10/26/16(Wed)15:01:13 No.753190

Rolled 66, 36, 76 = 178 (3d100)

>>753188
king came in and helped us

>>753187
BOOP THAT SHITE

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)15:01:15 No.753191

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)15:01:15 No.753191

>>753188
King joined as support unit

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)15:01:23 No.753192

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)15:01:23 No.753192

Rolled 68, 13, 46 = 127 (3d100)

>>753187
Fuuug.
I guess we defend now?

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/)
10/26/16(Wed)15:02:37 No.753195

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/) 10/26/16(Wed)15:02:37 No.753195

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>753187
DAMNIT YOU FUCKS ROLL EARLIER. I'M DOING ACADEMIC SHIT SO I CAN'T STAY ACTIVE VERY MUCH. Also attack

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)15:05:02 No.753200

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)15:05:02 No.753200

>>753195

What are you talking about?

There was literally a one minute difference between the successful post, the failing post and OP's post...

Can't post much faster...

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)15:05:39 No.753201

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)15:05:39 No.753201

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Rolled 94 (1d200)

>>753192
Yes,
Roll 3d100 for defense
Battle Hymn gives you a +50
Possessed Kobold Goddess also has a +50 bonus

Anonymous (ID: XCMyBw2X)
10/26/16(Wed)15:06:20 No.753203

Anonymous (ID: XCMyBw2X) 10/26/16(Wed)15:06:20 No.753203

Rolled 10, 75, 36 = 121 (3d100)

>>753201

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/)
10/26/16(Wed)15:06:54 No.753204

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/) 10/26/16(Wed)15:06:54 No.753204

Rolled 84, 32, 74 = 190 (3d100)

>>753200
and there were at least more than 2 minutes between the would be successful roll and op's post

>>753201

Anonymous (ID: XCMyBw2X)
10/26/16(Wed)15:08:34 No.753207

Anonymous (ID: XCMyBw2X) 10/26/16(Wed)15:08:34 No.753207

>>753204
I'm doing important stuff too you know
~~I'm not~~

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/)
10/26/16(Wed)15:10:16 No.753211

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/) 10/26/16(Wed)15:10:16 No.753211

>>753207
I'm ~~actually~~ ~~really~~ ~~just browsing for~~ ~~fap material~~

Anonymous (ID: L/4bAMlR)
10/26/16(Wed)15:11:17 No.753213

Anonymous (ID: L/4bAMlR) 10/26/16(Wed)15:11:17 No.753213

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Why is dice god such an asshole lets purge him after were done with Brock

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)15:12:25 No.753214

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)15:12:25 No.753214

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>>753204
Dodged

Anonymous (ID: L/4bAMlR)
10/26/16(Wed)15:12:30 No.753216

Anonymous (ID: L/4bAMlR) 10/26/16(Wed)15:12:30 No.753216

>>753211
~~hello comrade, you on sadpanda too?~~

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)15:13:41 No.753217

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)15:13:41 No.753217

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>753214

> Attack again...

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)15:13:43 No.753218

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)15:13:43 No.753218

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>753214
Cool.
Attack again.
I'm starting to see a pattern here, guys.

Anonymous (ID: k4ocQZjI)
10/26/16(Wed)15:13:49 No.753219

Anonymous (ID: k4ocQZjI) 10/26/16(Wed)15:13:49 No.753219

Rolled 77, 60, 79 = 216 (3d100)

>>753214
channel the powers of the dragon to boop the kobold, dragon boops do a good damage.

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/)
10/26/16(Wed)15:14:26 No.753221

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/) 10/26/16(Wed)15:14:26 No.753221

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>753214
Coming back from our defeat
bring back the heat
Emit flames beyond our teeth

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/)
10/26/16(Wed)15:15:34 No.753222

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/) 10/26/16(Wed)15:15:34 No.753222

>>753216
yeah, I'm starting to get into the really deprived stuff where the man and the woman ~~falls in love~~ and has ~~casual sex~~ and then ~~gets together in the end~~ really hardcore shit.

Anonymous (ID: L/4bAMlR)
10/26/16(Wed)15:17:11 No.753227

Anonymous (ID: L/4bAMlR) 10/26/16(Wed)15:17:11 No.753227

>>753222
Not as lewd as the one's I'm looking for, such as this one where they ~~hold hands and cuddle~~.

Shit is way too lewd I'm considering to visit my priest and repent for my sins

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)15:18:20 No.753228

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)15:18:20 No.753228

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Rolled 78, 50, 77 = 205 (3d100)

>>753218
"Yeah, I know, right? It's almost like some sort of shitty video game or something. Or a cheap way to fill up running time."

Now roll 3d100
Battle Hymn gives you a +50
Possessed Kobold Goddess also has a +50 bonus

Anonymous (ID: L/4bAMlR)
10/26/16(Wed)15:18:49 No.753229

Anonymous (ID: L/4bAMlR) 10/26/16(Wed)15:18:49 No.753229

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>>753227
>>753222
Pic related is NSFW not enough censors

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/)
10/26/16(Wed)15:19:10 No.753230

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/) 10/26/16(Wed)15:19:10 No.753230

Rolled 59, 75, 38 = 172 (3d100)

>>753228
wait what, fuck. This is literally impossible unless we roll two >75

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)15:19:17 No.753231

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)15:19:17 No.753231

Rolled 29, 18, 51 = 98 (3d100)

>>753228
Yeah, right?
Weird.

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/26/16(Wed)15:19:18 No.753232

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/26/16(Wed)15:19:18 No.753232

Rolled 11, 23, 69 = 103 (3d100)

>>753228
Well I mean if we throw her into a choke hold one of us could punch her while the other just holds her in place.

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)15:19:21 No.753233

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)15:19:21 No.753233

Rolled 80, 4, 75 = 159 (3d100)

>>753228

Rolling...

Anonymous (ID: k4ocQZjI)
10/26/16(Wed)15:19:23 No.753234

Anonymous (ID: k4ocQZjI) 10/26/16(Wed)15:19:23 No.753234

Rolled 12, 17, 12 = 41 (3d100)

>>753228
do a dragon boop on the kobold

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)15:19:27 No.753235

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)15:19:27 No.753235

>>753228
Whoops, accidentally rolled 3d100, jsut gonna use the total number to decide

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/26/16(Wed)15:19:49 No.753236

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/26/16(Wed)15:19:49 No.753236

Rolled 17, 81, 72 = 170 (3d100)

>>753228
*dun dun dun*

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/)
10/26/16(Wed)15:20:27 No.753238

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/) 10/26/16(Wed)15:20:27 No.753238

>>753236
>>753234
>>753233
>>753232
>>753231
>>753230
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Paladin with too many hats (ID: PqQJDP2P)
10/26/16(Wed)15:20:58 No.753239

Paladin with too many hats (ID: PqQJDP2P) 10/26/16(Wed)15:20:58 No.753239

Wow... this battle is... mediocre

Got any explosions OP?

Anonymous (ID: L/4bAMlR)
10/26/16(Wed)15:21:11 No.753240

Anonymous (ID: L/4bAMlR) 10/26/16(Wed)15:21:11 No.753240

Rolled 17, 59, 50 = 126 (3d100)

>>753229
>>753228
SAVE

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)15:21:15 No.753241

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)15:21:15 No.753241

>>753238

Dude, fucking chill...

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/26/16(Wed)15:21:30 No.753242

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/26/16(Wed)15:21:30 No.753242

>>753238
He rolled a 3d+100 instead of a 2d+100.
Just the total number he rolled no buffs ~~I think~~

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)15:23:39 No.753245

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)15:23:39 No.753245

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>>753230
"Whoops"

6 HP left

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)15:24:35 No.753246

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)15:24:35 No.753246

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>753245
Is there a way to do double damage or something?
Like lose an action, but get more damage?

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/)
10/26/16(Wed)15:25:00 No.753248

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/) 10/26/16(Wed)15:25:00 No.753248

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>753242
oh duh, yeah I realized that when I saw the 50 heh yeah. We still lose horribly though. We need to find a way to game the system so we don't keep doing this monotonous shit

>>753245
Ask king to distract her while you go and charge up some very special attack. Clearly we need a new strat

Anonymous (ID: XCMyBw2X)
10/26/16(Wed)15:25:05 No.753249

Anonymous (ID: XCMyBw2X) 10/26/16(Wed)15:25:05 No.753249

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>753245
Welp, let's go again

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/26/16(Wed)15:25:22 No.753251

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/26/16(Wed)15:25:22 No.753251

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>753245
Grab the possessed bitch and hold her wide open to any punches the king throws

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)15:25:26 No.753252

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)15:25:26 No.753252

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>753245

Strike again...

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)15:31:05 No.753261

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)15:31:05 No.753261

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Rolled 82 (1d200)

>>753251
"Yeah okay. Disclaimer: I'm not responsible for any extra colateral damage I may cause on your sister due to punching her to hard with the aim to end this quicker"

Now roll 2d400 for King Punch
Possessed Kobold Goddess has a +50 bonus

Every 50 difference means 1 HP lost

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/26/16(Wed)15:31:42 No.753264

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/26/16(Wed)15:31:42 No.753264

Rolled 198, 302 = 500 (2d400)

>>753261

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/)
10/26/16(Wed)15:31:43 No.753265

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/) 10/26/16(Wed)15:31:43 No.753265

Rolled 150, 3 = 153 (2d400)

>>753261
welp

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/26/16(Wed)15:32:14 No.753266

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/26/16(Wed)15:32:14 No.753266

Rolled 374, 348 = 722 (2d400)

>>753261
This is gonna hurt

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)15:32:15 No.753267

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)15:32:15 No.753267

Rolled 113, 300 = 413 (2d400)

>>753261
Go fo it, bud

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/)
10/26/16(Wed)15:33:17 No.753269

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/) 10/26/16(Wed)15:33:17 No.753269

>>753266
oh shit that's 5 damage already. Way to go!

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)15:34:15 No.753272

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)15:34:15 No.753272

>>753269
Actually it's more like 4.32

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)15:34:43 No.753274

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)15:34:43 No.753274

>>753272
Just one more hit

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/)
10/26/16(Wed)15:36:18 No.753276

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/) 10/26/16(Wed)15:36:18 No.753276

>>753272
ah yeah, I didn't realize we lost the +50 bonus

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)15:38:37 No.753277

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)15:38:37 No.753277

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>>753266
And so the King smacked your sister right in the face. Dropping her HP down to just 1! Just one more hit now and you'll dispell Brocks hold over her! Just don't let the King do it though or he'll accidentally kill her too.

>>753276
Because that roll was for the King. Giving him a bonus would meant he'll accidentally kill her.

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/)
10/26/16(Wed)15:39:36 No.753279

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/) 10/26/16(Wed)15:39:36 No.753279

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>753277
Activate!

GIIIIIIIIIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLL BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURREEEEEEEEEEEEKAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

*Giga Drill Breaker

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/26/16(Wed)15:39:50 No.753280

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/26/16(Wed)15:39:50 No.753280

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>753277
pimpslap her

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/26/16(Wed)15:40:50 No.753281

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/26/16(Wed)15:40:50 No.753281

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>753277
Grab her by the pussy

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)15:41:30 No.753282

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)15:41:30 No.753282

#feminism

Anonymous (ID: Yv3PRAI9)
10/26/16(Wed)15:42:00 No.753283

Anonymous (ID: Yv3PRAI9) 10/26/16(Wed)15:42:00 No.753283

>>753282
Pictures are sexist anyway.

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)15:42:12 No.753284

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)15:42:12 No.753284

>>753279
>>753280
>>753281
Kek.
Nice ones.

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/26/16(Wed)15:42:43 No.753286

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/26/16(Wed)15:42:43 No.753286

>>753282
Everyone gets a beating
No one is excluded

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)15:43:17 No.753287

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)15:43:17 No.753287

>>753286
#equality

Anonymous (ID: L/4bAMlR)
10/26/16(Wed)15:43:41 No.753289

Anonymous (ID: L/4bAMlR) 10/26/16(Wed)15:43:41 No.753289

>>753286
EQUALITY
Q
U
A
L
I
T
Y

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)15:45:01 No.753296

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)15:45:01 No.753296

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Rolled 19 (1d200)

>>753280
WHOOOOOOOSSSSSH

(possible) FINAL ROLL OF THIS SHITTY BOSS FIGHT

King's Punch dispelled some of Brocks powers a bit, now it's even grounds!

Roll 2d200

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/)
10/26/16(Wed)15:45:55 No.753298

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/) 10/26/16(Wed)15:45:55 No.753298

Rolled 81, 21 = 102 (2d200)

>>753296

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)15:46:01 No.753299

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)15:46:01 No.753299

Rolled 188, 46 = 234 (2d200)

>>753296

Rolling...

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)15:46:02 No.753300

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)15:46:02 No.753300

Rolled 23, 20 = 43 (2d100)

>>753296
Pimpslap her like i pimpslap my hoes

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/26/16(Wed)15:46:24 No.753302

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/26/16(Wed)15:46:24 No.753302

Rolled 176, 51 = 227 (2d200)

>>753296
The slap to end them all

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)15:47:07 No.753304

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)15:47:07 No.753304

Rolled 118, 194 = 312 (2d200)

>>753300
Usual retardation made me roll the wrong dice.
>>753296

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/26/16(Wed)15:50:05 No.753311

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/26/16(Wed)15:50:05 No.753311

>>753296
>King's Punch dispelled some of Brocks powers a bit,
Man I forgot how extremely overpowered he is

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)15:50:34 No.753312

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)15:50:34 No.753312

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>>753299
Ker-smack

Successfully dispelled Brocks hold.

"Now grab her and let's get outta here"

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/26/16(Wed)15:51:21 No.753313

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/26/16(Wed)15:51:21 No.753313

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>753312
Grab her by the pussy and shiggyy on out of here

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/26/16(Wed)15:51:59 No.753314

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/26/16(Wed)15:51:59 No.753314

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>753312
grab and go

QM (ID: k4ocQZjI)
10/26/16(Wed)15:52:02 No.753315

QM (ID: k4ocQZjI) 10/26/16(Wed)15:52:02 No.753315

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>753312
punch a very holy hole to make other holes jealous through Brock's body to exit the demon with style

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)15:52:08 No.753316

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)15:52:08 No.753316

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>753312

>Put your sister in your mouth as to keep your hands free. You know, In case you have to fight or something...

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)15:52:36 No.753317

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)15:52:36 No.753317

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>753312
Grab her by the tail and slither outta there like our ancestors, the great sneks.

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/26/16(Wed)15:54:31 No.753319

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/26/16(Wed)15:54:31 No.753319

Aw come on. I even got a 69.

Horny Dragon (ID: L/4bAMlR)
10/26/16(Wed)15:56:48 No.753324

Horny Dragon (ID: L/4bAMlR) 10/26/16(Wed)15:56:48 No.753324

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>not grabbing by the pussy

>>753319
I blessed you for that

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)15:57:27 No.753325

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)15:57:27 No.753325

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>>753314
"FUCKING MORTALS"

"QUICK! HIS ANTI-PRAYER BARRIER IS GONE! PRAY TO GOD FOR AID AGAINST THIS ASSHOLE"

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)15:57:37 No.753326

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)15:57:37 No.753326

>>753319
Come on, you can't just grab your sister by the pussy.
~~you only do that to your daughter~~

Orc Saitama (ID: zxvxkEhR)
10/26/16(Wed)15:58:30 No.753329

Orc Saitama (ID: zxvxkEhR) 10/26/16(Wed)15:58:30 No.753329

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>753325
god plz

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)15:59:11 No.753330

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)15:59:11 No.753330

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>753325

>Begin praying to god. Channel his holy power...

Anonymous (ID: XCMyBw2X)
10/26/16(Wed)15:59:12 No.753331

Anonymous (ID: XCMyBw2X) 10/26/16(Wed)15:59:12 No.753331

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>753325
Pray with all your praying might

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)15:59:49 No.753333

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)15:59:49 No.753333

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>753325
AMLIGHTY,
THE TIME HAS COME,
IT IS THE TIME TO STRIKE!
BRING DOWN THE DEMON'S WRETCHED DOME,
AND WATCH OUT FOR THAT SPIKE!

Anonymous (ID: k4ocQZjI)
10/26/16(Wed)15:59:54 No.753334

Anonymous (ID: k4ocQZjI) 10/26/16(Wed)15:59:54 No.753334

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>753325
HEAR MY WORDS LORD, GRANT ME THE POWER TO SMITE THIS FUCKER FROM YOUR WONDERFUL WORLD YOU HAVE GIVEN US

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/26/16(Wed)15:59:59 No.753335

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/26/16(Wed)15:59:59 No.753335

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>753326
It's for her own good.

>>753325
Pray for him to aid us and smite Brock

Horny Dragon (ID: L/4bAMlR)
10/26/16(Wed)16:00:22 No.753337

Horny Dragon (ID: L/4bAMlR) 10/26/16(Wed)16:00:22 No.753337

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>753325
Pray while using the Holy Pose

Also sacrifice some of the Barb's lunch jerky as our offering

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)16:02:33 No.753342

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)16:02:33 No.753342

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>>753329
"ah shit"

"ey, what's happening here? Are you devouring other lesser gods in an attempt to gather enough power to eventually ursurp me and become the Almighty?"

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/26/16(Wed)16:04:03 No.753345

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/26/16(Wed)16:04:03 No.753345

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>753342
Give it to him God almighty. Smite his barbarian ass

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fGx6K90TmCI

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)16:04:09 No.753346

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)16:04:09 No.753346

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>753342
Yes, m'lord! We were trying to warn you of that!

Paladin with too many hats (ID: rq9graBf)
10/26/16(Wed)16:04:12 No.753347

Paladin with too many hats (ID: rq9graBf) 10/26/16(Wed)16:04:12 No.753347

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>753342
I dindu nuffin

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/)
10/26/16(Wed)16:04:29 No.753348

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/) 10/26/16(Wed)16:04:29 No.753348

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>753342
hey god, can you resurrect Manlen Rider and Wan Pan too? This guy just straight up blindsided them

Anonymous (ID: XCMyBw2X)
10/26/16(Wed)16:04:47 No.753349

Anonymous (ID: XCMyBw2X) 10/26/16(Wed)16:04:47 No.753349

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>753342
"Yes, yes he was and he talked shit about you while doing it too!"

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)16:11:36 No.753353

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)16:11:36 No.753353

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>>753346
"...hhmmmmRRRRAAARGH! YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, OLD MAN! YOUR RULE IS OVER! FROM THE MOMENT YOU DARED TO DENY ME MY GLORY inCivThing1whenGoddeflectedtheworlddestroyingdrilldownloadfromthepastebinnowwinkwink, I KNOW THAT YOU ARE NO LONGER FIT TO RULE OVER THIS WORLD! I AM THE ALMIGHTY NOW! AND FUCK THIS MORTAL CHICKEN BRAIN FOR CALLING YOU HERE TOO!"

"Ah shit he killed Dragon Messiah"

"Now that's just bullshit"

And what's more bullshit....Is that you are now Brock. About to unleash your dark powers upon God.

Roll 1d2000,
the 5 highest rolls will be combined into your total

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/26/16(Wed)16:12:58 No.753354

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/26/16(Wed)16:12:58 No.753354

Rolled 1633 (1d2000)

>>753353

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/)
10/26/16(Wed)16:13:30 No.753355

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/) 10/26/16(Wed)16:13:30 No.753355

Rolled 1030 (1d2000)

>>753353
wat no. WAT. well maybe it won't hurt but only if you retcon all the deaths

Anonymous (ID: XCMyBw2X)
10/26/16(Wed)16:13:33 No.753356

Anonymous (ID: XCMyBw2X) 10/26/16(Wed)16:13:33 No.753356

Rolled 1146 (1d2000)

>>753353

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)16:13:39 No.753357

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)16:13:39 No.753357

Rolled 1372 (1d2000)

>>753353

Rolling...

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/26/16(Wed)16:13:58 No.753358

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/26/16(Wed)16:13:58 No.753358

Rolled 1501 (1d2000)

>>753353
Use the power of WanPan, Goblin Rider and the messiah to increase your roll

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/26/16(Wed)16:14:23 No.753359

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/26/16(Wed)16:14:23 No.753359

Rolled 416 (1d2000)

>>753353
>And what's more bullshit....Is that you are now Brock. About to unleash your dark powers upon God.
Inb4 fuck all
~~Also here's to hoping that drill just pierces his face~~

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)16:14:41 No.753360

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)16:14:41 No.753360

>>753353
Hoooo boy, that's bullshit.
Hope the king is alright

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/26/16(Wed)16:14:59 No.753362

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/26/16(Wed)16:14:59 No.753362

So we've lost wan pan, manlet rider, hooded bones I think and now dragon messiah. Sure is a good thing Elf kid didn't come along ~~or is it?~~

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)16:15:44 No.753364

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)16:15:44 No.753364

Rolled 1269 (1d2000)

>>753360
>>753353
Wat

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)16:16:36 No.753365

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)16:16:36 No.753365

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Rolled 3829518526928590849, 2243026064808511489, 3460603257732414465, 1892328023886260225, 2202899005500599297, 3729335541477179393, 3086474380612389889, 725894799540545537, 3511426812649800705, 3647712169981293569, 1439317638243482625, 4368446238745509889, 3807528448077539329, 4201438320354029569, 1437952710121050113, 3861231551320749057, 3562697998748810241, 593800403430795265, 2981341163725596673, 1512814124967687169, 400885395633355777, 1978580965014894593, 1832295933955131393, 2637878012760094721, 1735544070245269505 = 6.4680971558462E+19 (25d9999999999999999999999999999)

>>753354
>>753355
>>753356
>>753357
>>753358
1633+1030+1146+1372+1501 = 6682

"cool"

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/26/16(Wed)16:18:01 No.753370

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/26/16(Wed)16:18:01 No.753370

>>753365
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/26/16(Wed)16:18:06 No.753372

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/26/16(Wed)16:18:06 No.753372

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>753365
Holy shit

Anonymous (ID: XCMyBw2X)
10/26/16(Wed)16:18:21 No.753373

Anonymous (ID: XCMyBw2X) 10/26/16(Wed)16:18:21 No.753373

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>753365
Enjoy the spectacle

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)16:18:49 No.753375

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)16:18:49 No.753375

>>753365
Cool.

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/)
10/26/16(Wed)16:19:16 No.753377

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/) 10/26/16(Wed)16:19:16 No.753377

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>753365
so about resurrecting all the people this guy killed.... and what the fuck happened to Orc God? Where was he in this entire thing? Dragon God is presumably crippled for life but we never saw what happened to Orc God.

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/26/16(Wed)16:19:37 No.753378

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/26/16(Wed)16:19:37 No.753378

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>753365
>tfw we actually had 1/46296296296296296296296296 chances of winning that fight

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)16:22:00 No.753380

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)16:22:00 No.753380

>>753365
"Bye, Brock"

ker-squished

Brock is dead

>>753377
As said before, every tribal god except Kobold Goddess was digested

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/)
10/26/16(Wed)16:22:50 No.753382

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/) 10/26/16(Wed)16:22:50 No.753382

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>753380
well that sucks. Sooooo.... ehem, about Wan Pan, Prince Gobo, and Dragon Messiah

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)16:23:20 No.753383

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)16:23:20 No.753383

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>>753380
Squished Brock so hard the picture got squished too

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)16:23:33 No.753384

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)16:23:33 No.753384

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>753380
So...
The world has no gods now, except for the almighty.
Unless Gobbo God missed all of this because he was on vacation, who knows..

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/26/16(Wed)16:24:03 No.753385

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/26/16(Wed)16:24:03 No.753385

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>753380
Hey god, since we worship you and all, can you at least save the souls of the tribes heroes that fell while fighting brock ?

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/26/16(Wed)16:25:53 No.753389

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/26/16(Wed)16:25:53 No.753389

>>753380
>>753380
Aren't there more forest gods though? If there are multiple forest gods then it would make sense that there could be another Orc or dragon god if there are other tribes of these species somewhere else. I also think that Dragon God is still alive somewhere. He literally burned off Brock's face.

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/26/16(Wed)16:25:53 No.753390

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/26/16(Wed)16:25:53 No.753390

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>753383
Rolling for this
>>753385

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/)
10/26/16(Wed)16:26:11 No.753392

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/) 10/26/16(Wed)16:26:11 No.753392

>>753390
OP pls.

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)16:27:37 No.753397

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)16:27:37 No.753397

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>>753382
"Yes my children? What about them"

>>753389
Well yes, all tribes have a lesser deity looking over them. It's just that all deities from Civ Thing 1, is dead. Except for Kobold Goddess

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/26/16(Wed)16:28:38 No.753401

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/26/16(Wed)16:28:38 No.753401

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>753397
Rerollinfgorthisagain
>>753385

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/)
10/26/16(Wed)16:29:04 No.753405

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/) 10/26/16(Wed)16:29:04 No.753405

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>753397
uh, so aren't you gonna undo all the bad shit Brock did and bring back to life all the people he killed like Shenron in Dragon Ball?

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/26/16(Wed)16:29:40 No.753406

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/26/16(Wed)16:29:40 No.753406

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>753397
pls save them
they fought in your name

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/26/16(Wed)16:29:43 No.753407

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/26/16(Wed)16:29:43 No.753407

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>753397
Can younresurrect all those characters we just mentioned. The smiling one too.

>>753397
In that case I wouldn't be surprised if tree God has a kid running around somewhere because an Elf dropped a seed or something.

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)16:30:10 No.753408

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)16:30:10 No.753408

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>753397

> Ask god to restore all of his servants that perished fighting Brock...

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/)
10/26/16(Wed)16:30:49 No.753411

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/) 10/26/16(Wed)16:30:49 No.753411

>>753407
speaking of tree, what exactly did Barb Mom fucking with the past Elf Tribe Tree do?

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)16:31:58 No.753413

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)16:31:58 No.753413

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>>753405
"Yeah sure. But before I do that I must know. Are they dicks though? Because if you're a dick then you can't be resurrected,ya know, on moral principle"

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/26/16(Wed)16:32:43 No.753415

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/26/16(Wed)16:32:43 No.753415

>>753411
IIRC she burned it and took some of the ashes. If anything she probably help it grow since ashes provide nutrients and at least one of the seeds would've survived

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/)
10/26/16(Wed)16:33:25 No.753416

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/) 10/26/16(Wed)16:33:25 No.753416

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>753413
well, no they def weren't dicks.

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/26/16(Wed)16:33:57 No.753417

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/26/16(Wed)16:33:57 No.753417

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>753413
Wan Pan wasn't, he just wanted to enjoy his hobby
Can't tell for goblin rider
Messiah sacrificed himself to save his sister, that's the polar opposite of a dick
If you can't resurect them, can you at least make them into guiding figures for the future tribes to come ?

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)16:34:04 No.753418

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)16:34:04 No.753418

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>753413
Yeah, they're all legit.
Y'know, if you could also restore that smiling one dude, he was just a poor slave that got killed by a traitorous guard.
We wanna show the people that we really care about them, and reviving someone that got killed by an evil cultist would really mean a lot to the people.

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/26/16(Wed)16:34:31 No.753419

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/26/16(Wed)16:34:31 No.753419

>>753417
Goblin Rider fought for JUSTICE!

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)16:34:39 No.753420

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)16:34:39 No.753420

>>753411
Burned the tree into ashes and took some of it. If she left it alone it would have grown into a magical super tree and spawn Uber Elves. But since that didn;t happen, Civ Thing Elves were created instead.

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)16:34:59 No.753422

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)16:34:59 No.753422

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>753413

> Dragon was cool. He played a major role in making you aware of Brock...

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)16:37:43 No.753423

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)16:37:43 No.753423

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>>753417
"Well, what do you guys want? Go back to life or become deities, or pseudo-deities, or even perhaps constellations on the sky, guiding future tribes?"

"Uuuuhhh"

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/)
10/26/16(Wed)16:38:48 No.753426

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/) 10/26/16(Wed)16:38:48 No.753426

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>753423
Wan Pan asks to be transported to where his Waifu is.

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/26/16(Wed)16:39:03 No.753427

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/26/16(Wed)16:39:03 No.753427

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>753423
Goblin Rider can't fight for justice without being alive
Wanpanch can't enjoy anime "properly" without being alive
And I'm pretty sure Dragon Messiah wants to live as well.

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/26/16(Wed)16:39:10 No.753428

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/26/16(Wed)16:39:10 No.753428

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>753423
Bring most of them back to life the old fashioned way but turn dragon messiah into a full fledged deity. Also being back the smiling one if you can.

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/26/16(Wed)16:39:19 No.753429

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/26/16(Wed)16:39:19 No.753429

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>753423
Constellations

Anonymous (ID: L/4bAMlR)
10/26/16(Wed)16:39:44 No.753430

Anonymous (ID: L/4bAMlR) 10/26/16(Wed)16:39:44 No.753430

>Dragon Messiah becomes Dragon God
>but he teaches Dragons to abandon wealth
>were no longer Jewish
What.

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)16:39:56 No.753432

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)16:39:56 No.753432

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>753423
Y'know, becoming deities would be pretty cool...
Oh shit, why's there some dude flying around smiling?
He's dressed like a chef.

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)16:40:09 No.753433

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)16:40:09 No.753433

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>753423

> Become Deities. Dedicate selves to ensuring that another Brock-like entity never comes to be again...

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)16:40:59 No.753434

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)16:40:59 No.753434

>>753428
You're making the elf race proud

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/26/16(Wed)16:42:50 No.753439

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/26/16(Wed)16:42:50 No.753439

>>753433
How did Brock even get to where he was?

>>753434
I can't believe we've done this much. I think my biggest achievement is making a demigod which is the Elf kid/smiling son. It's lead to such great things.

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)16:43:03 No.753441

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)16:43:03 No.753441

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>>753428
"Poof, alright kid, you're living up here with your sister now. And on to the matter of that smiling elf. He was kind of a dick though"

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/26/16(Wed)16:44:24 No.753443

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/26/16(Wed)16:44:24 No.753443

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>753441
He was a good person who only wanted to cook stuff. Also he could be a interesting plot device in the future.

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/26/16(Wed)16:44:46 No.753444

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/26/16(Wed)16:44:46 No.753444

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>753441
He was a good kind of dick

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)16:44:49 No.753445

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)16:44:49 No.753445

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>753441
Well, it wasn't really his fault.
With time, the smiling elf even managed to control his insanity.
But then, he was killed by a heretical guardsman.
A truly tragic story.

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/)
10/26/16(Wed)16:45:26 No.753447

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/) 10/26/16(Wed)16:45:26 No.753447

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>753441
he inserted a dildo up his ass for the good of his tribe. That's pretty bro?

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)16:46:39 No.753451

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)16:46:39 No.753451

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>>753444
"Now that sounds really gay"

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)16:47:31 No.753452

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)16:47:31 No.753452

>>753439
My biggest achievement is probably creating Slurpy-Loop.
That and rapping a lot.
I love these threads.

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/26/16(Wed)16:47:36 No.753453

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/26/16(Wed)16:47:36 No.753453

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>753451
Please. He never even saw his son. Also can't you resurrect him without the insanity?

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/)
10/26/16(Wed)16:47:38 No.753454

Anonymous (ID: hekjJD5/) 10/26/16(Wed)16:47:38 No.753454

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>753451
well, could he at least get reincarnated as a tree or someshit so he can see his son?

Horny Dragon (ID: L/4bAMlR)
10/26/16(Wed)16:48:41 No.753455

Horny Dragon (ID: L/4bAMlR) 10/26/16(Wed)16:48:41 No.753455

>>753451
You gonna make Messiah the God for half dragons in the next civ thing?

I'm already scared of seeing selfless generous half dragons

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)16:48:52 No.753457

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)16:48:52 No.753457

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>753451
C'mon, he was just a dude trying to do his thing and cook stuff.
Then some salty fucker murdered him.
Plus, think about all the cheap plot possibilities.

Horny Dragon (ID: L/4bAMlR)
10/26/16(Wed)16:50:08 No.753460

Horny Dragon (ID: L/4bAMlR) 10/26/16(Wed)16:50:08 No.753460

>>753457
Smiling one will probably gonna make Slurpy loop canon in universe instead of a TV commercial

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)16:51:14 No.753461

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)16:51:14 No.753461

>>753455

If I get my way the half dragons are all going to end up being completely irredeemable sexual deviants...

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)16:51:21 No.753462

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)16:51:21 No.753462

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>>753453
" 'course I can, but really, none of the characters present knows anything about what happened to this lil grinning sucka. So in the interest of preserving the meta. This entire conversation regarding the elf never happened"

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)16:53:12 No.753469

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)16:53:12 No.753469

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>753462
Well TECHNICALLY, since dragon messiah became a god and kobold goddess already was one, they should be all-knowing.
So, they know everything.
So, they know about that grinning sucka.

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/26/16(Wed)16:53:30 No.753470

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/26/16(Wed)16:53:30 No.753470

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>753462
Okay.

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/26/16(Wed)16:53:55 No.753471

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/26/16(Wed)16:53:55 No.753471

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>753462
Can there be a smiling constellation at least ?

Horny Dragon (ID: L/4bAMlR)
10/26/16(Wed)16:53:59 No.753472

Horny Dragon (ID: L/4bAMlR) 10/26/16(Wed)16:53:59 No.753472

>>753461
We already went the sex deviant route during civ thing 1. The only reason why Kobold Goddess exists was because us dragons mated with the Goblin manlets creating imps and kobold tribes.

Oh and we brainstormed depraved plans to eventually mate with all the other tribes since dragon sperm is omnipotent and all. We planned to create racial tension like real Jews. OP had to rettcon our omnipotent sperm to only work on manlets because of it lmao

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)16:54:28 No.753473

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)16:54:28 No.753473

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>>753469
"Yep, never happened. So see ya"

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/26/16(Wed)16:56:03 No.753475

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/26/16(Wed)16:56:03 No.753475

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>753473
Loot the remains of brock

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)16:56:40 No.753476

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)16:56:40 No.753476

>>753472

History repeats itself...

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/26/16(Wed)16:57:43 No.753477

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/26/16(Wed)16:57:43 No.753477

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>753472
Eh. During civ 1, depending on if it was a boy or girl, I was thinking about having the Elf demigod and Dragon messiah mate just because they're both of divine heritage.

>>753473
Look at heaven and its surroundings.

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)16:58:53 No.753479

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)16:58:53 No.753479

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>753473
FINE THEN.
The secrets of Slurpy-Loop shall remain hidden to the world.
Until we shall return, and truth shall flow.

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)16:58:57 No.753480

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)16:58:57 No.753480

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>>753475
What remains? Ther is literally nothing left.

"Welp, that was nice. Let's go home"

And then everyone descended the Stairway to Heaven and went home.

The End.

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/26/16(Wed)17:00:27 No.753483

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/26/16(Wed)17:00:27 No.753483

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>753480
Doesn't Hooded Bones become pope Holy Bones now or something?

Horny Dragon (ID: L/4bAMlR)
10/26/16(Wed)17:00:27 No.753484

Horny Dragon (ID: L/4bAMlR) 10/26/16(Wed)17:00:27 No.753484

>>753476
Assuming OP makes Messiah as the half dragon God that won't happen. Messiah is a known prude since he refused our Broodmother's advances to create offspring saying it was degenerate.

He's treated differently from other dragons because he preached about abandoning our greedy jewish ways

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/26/16(Wed)17:00:36 No.753485

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/26/16(Wed)17:00:36 No.753485

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>753480
Does that mean all those skeletons who didn't convert to the almighty are dead now?

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/26/16(Wed)17:01:35 No.753488

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/26/16(Wed)17:01:35 No.753488

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>753480
Wait wait wait
Where were WanPan, Goblin Rider and hooded bones when ~~Horsefucker and mercbro killed the king ?~~

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/26/16(Wed)17:02:50 No.753492

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/26/16(Wed)17:02:50 No.753492

>>753484
Speaking of which, what happened to the broodmother ?

Horny Dragon (ID: L/4bAMlR)
10/26/16(Wed)17:03:54 No.753494

Horny Dragon (ID: L/4bAMlR) 10/26/16(Wed)17:03:54 No.753494

>>753488
Wanpan is still trying to find his waifu I think he never got a waifu for his efforts

>>753492
Dead like the others I presume. I think Redface last thread was her apprentice seeing how slutty she was. That's just my headcanon though

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)17:04:41 No.753495

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)17:04:41 No.753495

>>753483
Prolly, he's at least in the Pope race though

>>753485
Well they're already dead

>>753488
IN order:
- Jerked off to waifus too hard and died
- Getting repairs, later went after them for breaking the law and was put down
- Dealing with paladin business

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk)
10/26/16(Wed)17:04:44 No.753497

HafsTolk (ID: hfzTO0Lk) 10/26/16(Wed)17:04:44 No.753497

>>753484

On the other hand, the mother of the half-dragon race is Slut-dragon...

So maybe if Slut-Dragon balances out the Messiah's prudence, and the Messiah balances out Slut-Dragon's weaponized sexual degeneracy, it might add up to a well-adjusted race?

Horny Dragon (ID: L/4bAMlR)
10/26/16(Wed)17:06:19 No.753502

Horny Dragon (ID: L/4bAMlR) 10/26/16(Wed)17:06:19 No.753502

>>753497
The more important thing will be the fertility...

Whenever we exceeded double digit population it just so happens that world events happen and we get slashed back to single digit...

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/26/16(Wed)17:07:17 No.753503

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/26/16(Wed)17:07:17 No.753503

>>753502
You guys should've taken the heart of over population during the Christmas surprise

Anonymous (ID: XCMyBw2X)
10/26/16(Wed)17:07:26 No.753504

Anonymous (ID: XCMyBw2X) 10/26/16(Wed)17:07:26 No.753504

>>753495
So what's gonna be next?

Horny Dragon (ID: L/4bAMlR)
10/26/16(Wed)17:08:28 No.753507

Horny Dragon (ID: L/4bAMlR) 10/26/16(Wed)17:08:28 No.753507

>>753497
I would add, its not like we were not fertile, its just that we were too greedy to give up even sperm. I rememer Broodmother had to rape Messiah just to get him to procreate, sadly she died in the final battle before the quarter god was born

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)17:08:36 No.753508

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)17:08:36 No.753508

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And now, before we move on and end this officially.

WHAT IF God was totally pulling the Elves' legs and secretly resurrected Smiling Elf and removed his insanity?

Horny Dragon (ID: L/4bAMlR)
10/26/16(Wed)17:10:08 No.753511

Horny Dragon (ID: L/4bAMlR) 10/26/16(Wed)17:10:08 No.753511

>>753503
Me and the other regular dragons weren't around because timezone fuckery
~~fuck you time god~~
Pretty sure the Barbarian player who got kicked out and joined us was the one who picked. Turns out he still kept his barb mindset

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/26/16(Wed)17:10:39 No.753515

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/26/16(Wed)17:10:39 No.753515

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>753508
He's finally reunited with his son and wife
To the king's dismay

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)17:10:52 No.753517

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)17:10:52 No.753517

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>753508
He would go on a quest to seek his lost son.
It just occured to me, does ElfKid have a name?

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/26/16(Wed)17:11:20 No.753518

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/26/16(Wed)17:11:20 No.753518

>>753508
Then he could become a plot device later on for when the smiling son takes over all the tribes in civ thing 2. For example he could be secretly stalking him and trying to reunite with him despite the cultural differences. He shows up at the last minute and shit goes down.

Horny Dragon (ID: L/4bAMlR)
10/26/16(Wed)17:12:02 No.753522

Horny Dragon (ID: L/4bAMlR) 10/26/16(Wed)17:12:02 No.753522

>>753517
Let's roll for it as the next action

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)17:13:11 No.753524

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)17:13:11 No.753524

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>>753515
"Well then I guess a neck needs to be snapped"

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/26/16(Wed)17:13:14 No.753525

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/26/16(Wed)17:13:14 No.753525

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>753508

These
>>753518
>>753517

Horny Dragon (ID: L/4bAMlR)
10/26/16(Wed)17:14:23 No.753527

Horny Dragon (ID: L/4bAMlR) 10/26/16(Wed)17:14:23 No.753527

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>753524
Start moving to find our son Hugh Mungus

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/26/16(Wed)17:14:27 No.753528

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/26/16(Wed)17:14:27 No.753528

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>753524
>>753518

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)17:14:52 No.753532

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)17:14:52 No.753532

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>753524
Oh shit, there's a problem. He was resurrected just outside of his grave, his son or wife nowhere in sight. He must search for them

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)17:17:20 No.753537

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)17:17:20 No.753537

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>>753527
Yes, let's g---oh wait no he's dead again

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)17:18:18 No.753541

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)17:18:18 No.753541

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>753537
BUT WAIT!
This was just a pre-resurrection dream.
It's normal.

Anonymous (ID: XCMyBw2X)
10/26/16(Wed)17:18:28 No.753542

Anonymous (ID: XCMyBw2X) 10/26/16(Wed)17:18:28 No.753542

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>753537
But is he really?

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/26/16(Wed)17:19:07 No.753545

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/26/16(Wed)17:19:07 No.753545

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>753537
Uh shit. Use magic or some thingamajig tomretcon this

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/26/16(Wed)17:19:36 No.753546

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/26/16(Wed)17:19:36 No.753546

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>753537
Thanks to elven flexibility, he merely just bended his neck
However he still think his wife is dead, so the king has nothing to be afraid of

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)17:20:14 No.753547

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)17:20:14 No.753547

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>>753542
"Yes he is. I'd know. BECAUSE I KILLED HIM! BALD ELF STRIKES AGAIN!"

The End

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/26/16(Wed)17:21:08 No.753551

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/26/16(Wed)17:21:08 No.753551

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>753547
Why is god letting all that dickery happen

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)17:21:11 No.753552

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)17:21:11 No.753552

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>753547
Ayo, the almighty don't like that shit mayne.
You're a dick, so you get killed instead.

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)17:23:10 No.753555

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)17:23:10 No.753555

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>>753552
"NOT BEFORE TAKING HIM WITH ME! HAHA!"

Well that's done, time for strawpoll

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/26/16(Wed)17:25:16 No.753560

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/26/16(Wed)17:25:16 No.753560

>>753555
Can we retcon this? The way that smiling elf died just felt kinda bogus.

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)17:26:07 No.753564

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)17:26:07 No.753564

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>753555
Jeez Almighty, that guy really was a dick. You should resurrect The Smiling One, just because of the bald guy's dickishness.
Anyway, yeah, strawpoll.

Horny Dragon (ID: L/4bAMlR)
10/26/16(Wed)17:26:14 No.753565

Horny Dragon (ID: L/4bAMlR) 10/26/16(Wed)17:26:14 No.753565

>>753560
Elves mad as usual lmao

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)17:26:54 No.753567

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)17:26:54 No.753567

>>753560
Dying bogus death is the name of the game.

Anyway I need 2 suggestions for a new adventure. Gimme some. While rolling 1d100.

Also they must have nothing to do with Civ Thing

Paladin with too many hats (ID: PqQJDP2P)
10/26/16(Wed)17:27:12 No.753569

Paladin with too many hats (ID: PqQJDP2P) 10/26/16(Wed)17:27:12 No.753569

Hats Barb got no love despite disowning his own people. I had hoped he would have been Barb God 2.0

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)17:28:49 No.753570

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)17:28:49 No.753570

>>753569
Well maybe you should have requested that with a winning roll. But you didn't. So now he's jsut alive again.

Horny Dragon (ID: L/4bAMlR)
10/26/16(Wed)17:29:35 No.753572

Horny Dragon (ID: L/4bAMlR) 10/26/16(Wed)17:29:35 No.753572

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>753567
Wanpans quest to finding his waifu

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)17:29:44 No.753574

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)17:29:44 No.753574

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>753567
Uhh, i dunno.
Orc bouncer in modern-fantasy setting thing,
And Post-apocalyptic junkie quest

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)17:30:18 No.753576

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)17:30:18 No.753576

>>753572
>Also they must have nothing to do with Civ Thing

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/26/16(Wed)17:30:54 No.753578

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/26/16(Wed)17:30:54 No.753578

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>753565
I'm just saying. It was a pretty bogus way to kill a character. We could've done good stuff with him.

>>753567
Something to do with a dwarf and a adventure involving a werewolf cowboy

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/26/16(Wed)17:32:21 No.753581

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/26/16(Wed)17:32:21 No.753581

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>753567
Cowboy Thing

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/26/16(Wed)17:32:21 No.753582

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/26/16(Wed)17:32:21 No.753582

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>753567
God's teenage years, in which we follow the almighty's ascension to his current position

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)17:32:30 No.753584

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)17:32:30 No.753584

Well actually I just realized, we're nearing the day of Halloween. Who wants a Halloween thread in like 3 days?

Paladin with too many hats (ID: PqQJDP2P)
10/26/16(Wed)17:32:50 No.753586

Paladin with too many hats (ID: PqQJDP2P) 10/26/16(Wed)17:32:50 No.753586

>>753570
At least he's alive then. And i was asleep. Cuz you torture me.

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/26/16(Wed)17:33:23 No.753587

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/26/16(Wed)17:33:23 No.753587

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>753584
I was gonna say.
Still we didn't miss it yet.

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)17:33:24 No.753588

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)17:33:24 No.753588

>>753584
Don't mind if i do.

Anonymous (ID: XCMyBw2X)
10/26/16(Wed)17:33:27 No.753589

Anonymous (ID: XCMyBw2X) 10/26/16(Wed)17:33:27 No.753589

>>753584
Me

Horny Dragon (ID: L/4bAMlR)
10/26/16(Wed)17:33:37 No.753590

Horny Dragon (ID: L/4bAMlR) 10/26/16(Wed)17:33:37 No.753590

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>753576
>>753567
Were not imaginitive enough so we rip off a plot from an animu Quest

Paladin with too many hats (ID: PqQJDP2P)
10/26/16(Wed)17:33:53 No.753593

Paladin with too many hats (ID: PqQJDP2P) 10/26/16(Wed)17:33:53 No.753593

>>753584
Oooooh. I want that. Spooky Skeletons?
Pumpkinhead? A poorly dressed vampire?

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/26/16(Wed)17:33:55 No.753594

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/26/16(Wed)17:33:55 No.753594

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>753584
Sure why not
Let's play as monsters in a monster town, disguised as humans

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/26/16(Wed)17:34:10 No.753595

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/26/16(Wed)17:34:10 No.753595

>>753584
Sure

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)17:40:58 No.753609

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)17:40:58 No.753609

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Alright, Halloween adventure in like 3-4 days. While I work out the details, you can vote for the next canon adventure too, here
http://www.strawpoll.me/11512819

Byyyyyyyyyyyye
Updates: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Orc Saitama (ID: zxvxkEhR)
10/26/16(Wed)17:42:06 No.753613

Orc Saitama (ID: zxvxkEhR) 10/26/16(Wed)17:42:06 No.753613

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>753609
>http://www.strawpoll.me/11512819
but muh civ thing 2

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)17:43:28 No.753615

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)17:43:28 No.753615

>>753613
Civ Thing 2 will never be real

BusinessOrc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/26/16(Wed)17:45:45 No.753618

BusinessOrc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/26/16(Wed)17:45:45 No.753618

>>753495
>>753495
>>753495
what a way to go, I'm sure wan pan would be happy

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/26/16(Wed)17:46:00 No.753619

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/26/16(Wed)17:46:00 No.753619

>>753615
Isn't conqueror adventure set in the same world as civ thing and Elf Kid is the main protagonist in it or something?

Orc Saitama (ID: zxvxkEhR)
10/26/16(Wed)17:46:05 No.753621

Orc Saitama (ID: zxvxkEhR) 10/26/16(Wed)17:46:05 No.753621

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>753615
How can we be real if our Civ Thing 2's aren't real?

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)17:47:54 No.753626

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)17:47:54 No.753626

>>753619
Same world, not same time, has nothing to do with Civ Thing

Horny Dragon (ID: L/4bAMlR)
10/26/16(Wed)17:47:56 No.753627

Horny Dragon (ID: L/4bAMlR) 10/26/16(Wed)17:47:56 No.753627

>>753621
But the 'present' is not real. It's simply us in the future viewing ourselves through our memories

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)17:48:57 No.753632

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)17:48:57 No.753632

>>753621
Fuck you, that's how.

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/26/16(Wed)17:49:33 No.753633

Elf without hemp (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/26/16(Wed)17:49:33 No.753633

>>753626
>Same world
>has nothing to do with Civ Thing

I'm skeptical of this statement

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)17:52:48 No.753638

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)17:52:48 No.753638

>>753632
That's a lot of mindfuckery you're giving out, OP.
You should tone it down with the Slurpy-Loop

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)17:53:40 No.753640

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)17:53:40 No.753640

>>753633
Then how about his other statement:
I'm sick of Civ Thing-related shit and will hold off Civ Thing 2 for at least a year just so I don't have to deal with all your nerds

Is this true, who knows, who knows

Anonymous (ID: L/4bAMlR)
10/26/16(Wed)17:55:49 No.753645

Anonymous (ID: L/4bAMlR) 10/26/16(Wed)17:55:49 No.753645

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>>753640
The salt was too much

Anonymous (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/26/16(Wed)17:56:19 No.753646

Anonymous (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/26/16(Wed)17:56:19 No.753646

>>753640
That makes more sense. Although you would be missing out on a lot of salt by holding off on civ thing 2 for another year.

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)17:56:59 No.753649

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)17:56:59 No.753649

>>753640
You know i'll keep making civ thing-related references, man.
There's no escaping it.
And holy shit, a year?
Well, i know it gets stale after a while, but still, dayum.
Didn't think it salted you up so much.

Paladin with too many hats (ID: PqQJDP2P)
10/26/16(Wed)17:57:39 No.753651

Paladin with too many hats (ID: PqQJDP2P) 10/26/16(Wed)17:57:39 No.753651

>>753640
I understand your position

Anonymous (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/26/16(Wed)17:58:52 No.753657

Anonymous (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/26/16(Wed)17:58:52 No.753657

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At least it was fun while it lasted.

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)18:00:48 No.753663

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)18:00:48 No.753663

>>753649
You'll never know, I could be lying.

Like maybe I feel no strong feelings whatsoever regarding civ thing and this is just another adventure passing through.

Maybe that's the true one, maybe not.

Or maybe the truth is I'm actually lying about lying.

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/26/16(Wed)18:00:50 No.753664

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/26/16(Wed)18:00:50 No.753664

>>753640
Have you though about posting on /v/ or /tg/ again ?
Those were fun times

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)18:01:43 No.753665

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)18:01:43 No.753665

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I guess it's time to post this, since i won't have another opportunity,
Enjoy my shitty attempt at drawfagging with shitty quality and shitty lighting.

Anonymous (ID: L/4bAMlR)
10/26/16(Wed)18:03:00 No.753668

Anonymous (ID: L/4bAMlR) 10/26/16(Wed)18:03:00 No.753668

>>753665
Not gay enough

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)18:03:11 No.753671

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)18:03:11 No.753671

>>753664
Well I post on /v/ all the time, every week

>>753665
neat

Anonymous (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/26/16(Wed)18:03:45 No.753674

Anonymous (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/26/16(Wed)18:03:45 No.753674

>>753665
Hi that's pretty good.
~~but why must you draw a portrait of a barbarian of all people's?~~

Paladin with too many hats (ID: PqQJDP2P)
10/26/16(Wed)18:03:52 No.753675

Paladin with too many hats (ID: PqQJDP2P) 10/26/16(Wed)18:03:52 No.753675

>>753665
I am sooo touched. I love it!

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)18:05:36 No.753677

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)18:05:36 No.753677

>>753668
That was done before barbs got gay
>>753674
Because, let's face it, barbs are kinda what you think about when you think about civ thing.
Them and their dick-sucking.

Anonymous (ID: L/4bAMlR)
10/26/16(Wed)18:05:52 No.753679

Anonymous (ID: L/4bAMlR) 10/26/16(Wed)18:05:52 No.753679

>>753671
I post on /a/ and /pol/. I lurk /fit/ to get swole. Nothing has been stopping my gains train, never underestimate the output of an angry virgin. Sometime /k/ too if I have to go innawoods when the inevitable race war happens

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/26/16(Wed)18:07:53 No.753683

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/26/16(Wed)18:07:53 No.753683

>>753671
You know what I meant
Also, have you ever streamed yourself drawing before ? I would love to see how you manage to draw so fast

Anonymous (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/26/16(Wed)18:08:54 No.753687

Anonymous (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/26/16(Wed)18:08:54 No.753687

>>753677
>Killing low level npc's in the shape of snakes and spamming meteors/rocks

Clearly the Elves were the most ideal tribe in this civ thing

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)18:09:50 No.753688

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)18:09:50 No.753688

>>753683
I aint good or interesting enough to stream myself doing anything, much less drawing. I just scribble stuff as fast as I can while hoping they kinda sorta resemble something

Anonymous (ID: L/4bAMlR)
10/26/16(Wed)18:11:19 No.753691

Anonymous (ID: L/4bAMlR) 10/26/16(Wed)18:11:19 No.753691

>>753687
>practicing cannibalism, sodomy and other degenerate shenanigans while having an ancient dildo up your leader's ass
Nah the dragons were perfect unlike you guys

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)18:14:01 No.753693

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)18:14:01 No.753693

>>753687
Of course we were.
Elves will always be the best.
#Elf4evr
>>753691
>trying to control another race by diluting their gene pool so much they become more dragons and less manlet
You're talking about degeneracy?
I think we can all agree we were fucking awful.

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc)
10/26/16(Wed)18:14:49 No.753694

Anonymous (ID: HyztpPWc) 10/26/16(Wed)18:14:49 No.753694

>>753688
Well, if not at drawing, you're pretty good at doodling IMHO

Anyway, see you for the Halloween adventure

Anonymous (ID: L/4bAMlR)
10/26/16(Wed)18:15:49 No.753695

Anonymous (ID: L/4bAMlR) 10/26/16(Wed)18:15:49 No.753695

>>753693
It was the best way to exterminate a tribe subtly and get minions out of it

Anonymous (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/26/16(Wed)18:16:00 No.753696

Anonymous (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/26/16(Wed)18:16:00 No.753696

>>753691
>practicing cannibalism
One time thing that we just didn't erease from our roster

>Sodomy
At we were only sodomized by other Elves with consent and not forcefully by our primitive kin like you

>other degenerate shenanigans
It was worth it since it offered a tactical advantage, something we elves can look past

Now go back to committing suicide via lava

Anonymous (ID: L/4bAMlR)
10/26/16(Wed)18:19:10 No.753704

Anonymous (ID: L/4bAMlR) 10/26/16(Wed)18:19:10 No.753704

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>>753696
>taactical dildo insertion

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)18:20:37 No.753705

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)18:20:37 No.753705

>>753704
Nigga, you can't just ignore a +30 (if i remember correctly) buff to your hero

Anonymous (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/26/16(Wed)18:21:06 No.753707

Anonymous (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/26/16(Wed)18:21:06 No.753707

>>753704
The smiling one wasn't even our leader. He was just a great warrior of ours so it was completely fine and not representative of our race.

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)18:23:34 No.753713

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)18:23:34 No.753713

>>753704
As opposed to untactical anal insertion

BusinessOrc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/26/16(Wed)18:27:59 No.753722

BusinessOrc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/26/16(Wed)18:27:59 No.753722

>>753713
there has never been such a tactic

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/26/16(Wed)18:31:56 No.753734

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/26/16(Wed)18:31:56 No.753734

>>753722
You'd know, because you gave it to them

Anonymous (ID: L/4bAMlR)
10/26/16(Wed)18:33:43 No.753736

Anonymous (ID: L/4bAMlR) 10/26/16(Wed)18:33:43 No.753736

>>753722
You guys were the cause of everyone's suffering

>caused the anal penetration meme for us
>opened the armageddon box

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz)
10/26/16(Wed)18:38:40 No.753746

MC Herbalist (ID: HAzas1Rz) 10/26/16(Wed)18:38:40 No.753746

>>753736
It's true, they put our hero in a coma for a lot of turns too!

Anonymous (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/26/16(Wed)18:52:32 No.753779

Anonymous (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/26/16(Wed)18:52:32 No.753779

>>753736
>>753746
Don't forget manlets.
>completely hypocritical spergs who didn't join in to sing and doomed everyone to slavery

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/26/16(Wed)18:57:59 No.753785

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/26/16(Wed)18:57:59 No.753785

>>753779
That was the dragons since all of them weren't here during Civ Thing Finale.

Anonymous (ID: L/4bAMlR)
10/26/16(Wed)18:59:14 No.753789

Anonymous (ID: L/4bAMlR) 10/26/16(Wed)18:59:14 No.753789

>>753785
Timezobe fuckery
~~Come on, deep down you know and understand it wouldn't have changed the ending~~

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/26/16(Wed)19:01:11 No.753793

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/26/16(Wed)19:01:11 No.753793

>>753789
I'm not blaming anyone.

Anonymous (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/26/16(Wed)19:04:54 No.753798

Anonymous (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/26/16(Wed)19:04:54 No.753798

>>753785
I recall the manlets not being there. I remember because I impersonated as manlet irl in an attempt to mend the song.

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M)
10/26/16(Wed)19:07:26 No.753803

Anonymous (ID: 4HIbbm2M) 10/26/16(Wed)19:07:26 No.753803

>>753798
If I recall right that was the attempt to reroll the game ending roll with the fake map.
Manlets showed up for the finale.

BusinessOrc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/26/16(Wed)19:26:58 No.753845

BusinessOrc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/26/16(Wed)19:26:58 No.753845

>>753736
I don't remember causing any anal penetration. >>753734
Figuratively or literally?

BusinessOrc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/26/16(Wed)19:28:05 No.753847

BusinessOrc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/26/16(Wed)19:28:05 No.753847

>>753736
plus that was one orc, don't be racist you fucking knife ear lover

Anonymous (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/26/16(Wed)19:41:20 No.753898

Anonymous (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/26/16(Wed)19:41:20 No.753898

>>753847
>Horny Dragon
>A knife ear lover
If anything Elves and Dragons have somewhat of a mutual respect towards each other since we see all the other races as nonsensical morons but we aren't really friends and are somewhat antagonistic towards each other. The Dragons always went on about how they were going to burn the forest after we shot arrows at that one dragon. They also kept on trying to Jew us on our magic to make rape dungeons.

BusinessOrc (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/26/16(Wed)21:57:00 No.754471

BusinessOrc (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/26/16(Wed)21:57:00 No.754471

>>753898
that was the joke you dope

Anonymous (ID: Je+ESRUz)
10/26/16(Wed)22:26:25 No.754666

Anonymous (ID: Je+ESRUz) 10/26/16(Wed)22:26:25 No.754666

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>>754471
>Guy who always rolls for characters to shit themselves
>Calling others a dope

Anonymous (ID: wAfLt9sN)
10/26/16(Wed)23:43:42 No.755158

Anonymous (ID: wAfLt9sN) 10/26/16(Wed)23:43:42 No.755158

>>754666
man when some one calls some one a racist and says a racist comment in the same sentence, that's the joke.
I did that to one character and that was it don't play dumb.

Rock Solid (ID: zw4To9fH)
10/27/16(Thu)02:13:24 No.755816

Rock Solid (ID: zw4To9fH) 10/27/16(Thu)02:13:24 No.755816

well that was fun

Rock Solid (ID: zw4To9fH)
10/27/16(Thu)02:54:55 No.755939

Rock Solid (ID: zw4To9fH) 10/27/16(Thu)02:54:55 No.755939

>still no real robot adventure
it hurts

Anonymous (ID: s6H1ZD56)
10/27/16(Thu)08:10:30 No.756184

Anonymous (ID: s6H1ZD56) 10/27/16(Thu)08:10:30 No.756184

>>755939
someday you'll kill us all

Anonymous (ID: s6H1ZD56)
10/27/16(Thu)08:14:03 No.756187

Anonymous (ID: s6H1ZD56) 10/27/16(Thu)08:14:03 No.756187

>>756184
>>755939
or was that canon? never mind orcs dindu nuffin.

Rock Solid (ID: zw4To9fH)
10/27/16(Thu)08:26:38 No.756191

Rock Solid (ID: zw4To9fH) 10/27/16(Thu)08:26:38 No.756191

>>756187
wut?

Anonymous (ID: QwXnauYq)
10/28/16(Fri)05:07:34 No.759415

Anonymous (ID: QwXnauYq) 10/28/16(Fri)05:07:34 No.759415

I haven't been in one of these threads since the switch from /v/, how have things been? Has the switch improved anything? I can imagine there's less shitposters around here

Rock Solid (ID: zw4To9fH)
10/28/16(Fri)05:21:55 No.759422

Rock Solid (ID: zw4To9fH) 10/28/16(Fri)05:21:55 No.759422

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>759415
well stories became more consistent, without completely insane random, you also can't control literally everything anymore - only your character. Most battles and some other specific actions now dice roll battle controlled - via putting dice+1d100 in options field of reply. So instead of last post reply number - dice rolls are everything now. ~~Therefore Dice God is still a dick~~
Overall it did result in quite a slowdown vs what it was on /v/ tho. Sometimes you get only 2-3 people aside of OP. Newcomers are few and between, threads usually rely on returning anons.
civ quest tho introduced named anons like me which were biased towards particular characters in civ aftermath. I'll go back to being anon in every non civ related quest tho.

dunno what else to add.
it's okay, 10/10 IGN

Anonymous (ID: fBlBM9p6)
10/28/16(Fri)08:36:50 No.759540

Anonymous (ID: fBlBM9p6) 10/28/16(Fri)08:36:50 No.759540

>>759422
I kinda miss the insanity from being on /v/ though shame OP won't be able to go back there since the mods have become.EXTREMELY delete happy since he has left.
Seriously what the fuck is up with the mods on /v/ lately? I have seen them delete perfectly good Vidya threads that were talking about the game and all sorts of shit like that

Anonymous (ID: zw4To9fH)
10/28/16(Fri)08:56:40 No.759565

Anonymous (ID: zw4To9fH) 10/28/16(Fri)08:56:40 No.759565

>>759540
at least we no longer fuck literally everything
I think that's an improvement

MC Herbalist (ID: WicH7Im+)
10/28/16(Fri)08:58:34 No.759569

MC Herbalist (ID: WicH7Im+) 10/28/16(Fri)08:58:34 No.759569

>>759565
We constantly face-fist ourselves, tho.
Not that it's a bad thing.

Anonymous (ID: zw4To9fH)
10/28/16(Fri)09:00:13 No.759575

Anonymous (ID: zw4To9fH) 10/28/16(Fri)09:00:13 No.759575

>>759569
>implying we didn't do that on /v/
how new

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/28/16(Fri)09:35:15 No.759607

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/28/16(Fri)09:35:15 No.759607

Completely unrelated, but so far it's a tie between Adventure Thing 3 and Wacky Race for the adventure after halloween

Anonymous (ID: fBlBM9p6)
10/28/16(Fri)09:42:47 No.759616

Anonymous (ID: fBlBM9p6) 10/28/16(Fri)09:42:47 No.759616

>>759607
Why not both?
wacky racy adventure thing

Anonymous (ID: fBlBM9p6)
10/28/16(Fri)09:46:48 No.759618

Anonymous (ID: fBlBM9p6) 10/28/16(Fri)09:46:48 No.759618

>>759565
yeah but the randomness is gone and it feels as if the entire adventures are slowly getting more and more railroaded as a result both by OP and the people in the thread

MC Herbalist (ID: WicH7Im+)
10/28/16(Fri)11:37:28 No.759778

MC Herbalist (ID: WicH7Im+) 10/28/16(Fri)11:37:28 No.759778

>>759575
I never implied it didn't happen on /v/.
I was just sayin' dawg.
Chill.

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84)
10/28/16(Fri)11:47:45 No.759821

Anonymous (ID: has6/G84) 10/28/16(Fri)11:47:45 No.759821

>>759778
>chillin'
>ever

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